Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 160 - Jackson Baly, Joel Zammit and Joel Duscher (Plumbing the Death Star)

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 158 features comedians Jackson Baly, Joel Zammit and Joel Duscher from Plumbing the Death Star!Check out Matt's new stand up special: https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his last stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey mate, it's titular Matt Stewart here, letting you know that I'm filming my show Bad Boy at the Humdinger Studios on the 17th of October, Friday night, 7.30. And I'm also hit in the road with good mate Serenjai Amarna. We're doing the Bendigo Comedy Festival on the 2nd of October, the Caxson Street Festival up in Brisbane on the 18th of October. Also doing a live who knew it that day as well. And on the 30th of October, heading to the Geelong Comedy Festival. Really looking forward to getting out and about grab tickets via matt stewart comedy dot com welcome to who knew with matt stewart the show where the guest write the wrong answers i'm the titular matt stewart now first guest is co-hosts of plumbing the death star it's joel zammett oh hello hi thank you

you very much thank you for having me we're actually filming and recording yes inside of uh the sanspans studio. Yeah. Yeah. So you threw me. Like I was like examined. I'm so used to being like introduced last. I was just kind of like staring off into the ether being like,

my head you're the boss of Sanspants. Oh, thank you. Which is. That is accurate. Yeah. That is true. Yeah. I guess some people saved the boss to last.

Yeah. Like dessert. Yeah. Our second guest this week is also a co-host of plumbing the desk star. It's Jackson Bailey. Hello. You were pretty comfortable coming up second there I'm happy to be second place

Second place is good dude Silver's best Yeah yeah yeah Well I guess I mean it's weird That we've turned it into this It's just how I happen to write it down But anyway In last place

Also a co-host of plumbing the death stars Joel Dusha Hey thanks much for having me Unlike Jackson I will say more than just Hello I thought you know Jackson you can speak more or less It's up to you

Exactly, it's my choice. He's introducing Jackson Bailey. I suppose I can't say nothing. Yes. Now, we just record an episode of your show Plumbing the Death Star here. And I think these episodes will be coming out the same day. That's very exciting. If true.

I'd have to check with Connor if he can edit it out quickly. But I'm excited. We can figure this out. You talked to your editor, I'll talk to my editor. This is not impossible. I was like, hey, let's just move some, like, scheduling around so that they do come out. I'm really excited for that.

So I've still got a double feature of pods. People could listen to them at the same time. I like to imagine somebody's listening to one of the drive home from work, and then they go, oh, you know, I'm driving back to work. I think one on the left ear, one on the right ear. Oh, that's good binaural beats. Well, that's actually a good strategy as well, because you won't be able to tell what's going on and you'll feel crazy.

So you've got to just keep doing it, get the numbers up. Yes, exactly, exactly. So that's what we're all in it for More stringers Yeah yeah We're in for the numbers, dude I'm pretty sure the three of you Are on one of the first ever episodes of this

Is that so? I think so I mean I did it? Yeah, was it funny? I want to say I either didn't get a score on the board Or maybe got a one And I want to say Jackson, you won I think I did and I will win again

Yes Oh, that's right I forget how competitive this makes you too I'm going to win I'm not here to make friends dude That's right. Not here to make friends. We're already friends.

I'm here to lose friends. You're on episode seven. Wow, that's massive. Pipped by two separate appearances by a good friend and also member of the network, Cass Page, who was on episode two and episode six. Oh, my God. Double piped. And then she was on episode eight. Oh, my God.

Triple piped. And you're not going to believe this. Jackson and Cass, episode nine. Dude, could droopal piped by pass. She came out of the block time. She was available back there. I still ask her to be on most episodes. She's just not as available anymore.

Left on red. Left on red. Sure, two days after recording. That actually, looking back at this and seeing how intertwined Cass is with the first 10 episodes, makes me feel a lot better than every time I appear on this show with her. She absolutely smokes me. She's effectively a co-host on the show.

Alternatively, on top of that, She's also here just to have a good time. She doesn't care if she wins. So she gets in my head twice. I mean, you could try that as a strategy. Yeah, like he's here to win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, none of us here to make friends except Joel's out.

I'm going to make friends. I'm going to make friends. I'm having a good time. I'm here to keep friends. I'm here to keep friends in coworkers and I guess employees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. It's a lot riding on this episode. It's a lot right for me, I feel.

This is how the show works. Ask relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants is after a lot. a convincing fake answer, I then read their answer as well as the real one, and then I have to guess which one is correct. Now, as we were just talking about on plumbing the desktop, when you're explaining the show,

Dutja in particular has a real, like, a breakdown about trying to find the balance between a funny answer and a believable answer. And I try to explain to them, just do both a funny and believable answer. Yeah, yeah, you just do both do. Have you thought about just doing both?

Just try doing both, man. I just want to give a quick shout out to all of the listeners, the who knew it heads out, that listened every week and you go, that's a fun little funny podcast. I like when I hear the answers and I like at the back half where I hear all the riffs got moved to the end. Yeah. So that don't get in the way of my answers and my knowledge. You need to understand that if a guest

sounds like they're having a good time, they are working so hard. It's easier to write a report for do-go-on that it is to answer these questions. This is not the feedback I've ever got before. Every single person you've out on the show except me is lying too. Exactly. Here's the

normal one that's what I'm here you're not extrapolating from your very small sample size I don't imagine no I don't think he is when I speak to Cassage

he says I had a nice time I love going on this show heaps I wish I wasn't so busy so I could go on them it's nice to hang out with my friends I'm like why are you lying to me yeah but did you win tell me who won

yeah did you win or were you funny she goes sometimes both and you go and I have to go stand in the bathroom for an hour and a half and look in the mirror He's standing the bar You're being broken so much

You don't even know how to use the bar Yeah, just complete silence Sitting in the shower I wish I could get into like You know I wish I was clever enough To get into like JD's head To be able to like write the answer That he's gonna write

Yeah He feels breakable but I'm not clever enough to do it Yeah No I'm not because I'm in the same boat as him Yeah I think I'm actually I've gone full circle though I'm unbreakable because I'm already broken.

Yeah, you can't break an already broken vans. Yeah, exactly. It's already in pieces. The first question comes from two different people sent this one in, actually. Michael Deo from Vancouver and Canada and Henry Wilholt from Yamhill, Oregon. I wish our listeners had good names like your listeners. They might. We don't listen.

They've got a real good name. Anyway, Michael and Henry's question is, what does Agatha Keckon, Magath a cacological mean. Agatha cacological. Okay. Okay. Okay. Agatha cacological. All right. And while they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by one of the other contestants. And another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. And I've put into my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writer. And we get a point for each one of those that are guessed you. So each of us conscribed to three points per round, which seems fair. But the probability actually favors me, the house. and the House always wins off. If you've listened to previous episodes, you'll know that is rarely the case. And to weaving things out,

the guests get triple points in the final round where the House still gets regular old single points. And I should also say, most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash do you go on pod, linked in the show notes. It's already happening,

you're all breaking already. To just send one off off the dome. Am I thinking? No. And then looking up and Jackson just muttering to himself, just shaking his head. All right. It's not funny. No, no, no, no.

It makes you feel any better. I, off the dome, first thing came to my head, wrote it down, hit sent, and then immediately was like, what am I doing? What's this? This is nothing. What's wrong with me? Man, you've done something, man. In like, over the decade plus of knowing these two, I have never been able to achieve.

Thank you. Truly, who knew it's a sort of dark evening of the soul? On any other podcast I can sit here and be like I don't know be riffing about how the name Daniel's funny Yeah exactly

I could back myself on that Yeah But I think it's because you go Because I think in a Plum of the Deaths I say the podcast we share You say hey man What if there was an egg you sat on And then you look at each other

With desperation In your eyes And then someone who said a quick Like what kind of egg Is it a chicken egg? A big one. And that's dark Truly is three men

looking at each other saying the stupidest, most insane rift you've ever said and then moderating, help me. Because again, you know, you look at, it's, I forget what the exact terminology is called. But when someone does something insane, or like does something like, you know,

a bit unique or whatever, that's not the most important person. The most important person is the second person that does what they do. You can see this in like, you know, concerts often. I think I'm really exactly what I'm thinking of is a guy, he is dancing like he is on something. Because he's on something.

He's having a wonderful time. And everyone starts, like, looking over, and it can go two ways. Either going to mock this man, or you're going to join in. And then the second person joins in. And then that just starts like, you know,

an avalanche of everyone else having a good time. We've made a career out of being that second man. Exactly. So someone's going to say something stupid. Often it's either, well, honestly,

either of us really can say something stupid. But then it's the glue that holds a satch show together is that other person being like, oh yeah. Okay. But then sometimes you'll throw out a riff

and you say, help me, help me. And then like, scar above Mufasa and the liking, one of you will say no. And then the secret there is then the other person has a choice. Am I the wildebeest?

Or am I that hyena? Crush this man beneath my hooves. And then you go enjoying scar and you crush that man because again the second it's important. It's true, dude. It's important. Oh, God. So question one. Yes.

What does Agatha Kakological mean? Oh, yeah. Here are your six options. The study of rare gems and their connection to the spirit realm. Option two. The study of famous mystery author Agatha Christie's Life and Works. Option three. Storytelling stylistically similar to the work of Agatha Christie.

Option four. An adjective meaning composed of both good and evil. Option five. The study of swollen ankles caused from traumatic injuries. Or finally, the poetic use of animal excurs. greeter, such as bullshit, horseshit, dog shit or rat shit. Interesting. You'll notice that we didn't laugh at any answer, which is a really good start.

Well, Sam it let out a sort of sarcastic heart. Yeah. It's not the best we got. It flattened the mood. I think when, I mean, when the game faces are on, do you want to be giving away? No, exactly. You don't want to laugh at your own joke because then, you know, Matt will then reveal that it was your joke and then you're the overly one that laughed at your gag.

So you've got to be poker face. Exactly. Well, what if you laugh at every answer? Then that's fun. That's a good vibe. Yeah, but some of the answers are funny. That's the problem. There's two people that have done the Agatha Christie.

Now that now, so the Agatha Christie ones, we can clearly we could probably just strike them off the table. Now, did both of you go Agatha? Because I know I didn't do an Agatha Christie bit. Well, if I did, I wouldn't admit it to you. And then you won't. But also at the house. That's not how the game works. I'm going to say it's the poop one.

Poop one? Yeah. I get the carcological. Yeah, I was thinking... Agatha Christie, no, Spir Realm, no. What was the other ones again? It was like to do with the swollen ankles? Nah.

Yeah, let's go with poop. Compose, adjective meaning composed of both good and evil's the other one. Yeah, good and evil. Nah, I honestly was thinking poop. Yeah, I'm going to poop, do you know? I think good and evil, because for some reason, agnostic is sticking into my head.

Oh, that's a good point. Agnostic is neither the book. Yeah, yeah, but... Good and evil. Oh, what's going on? The Bible? Bible? Yeah, fair enough.

I wouldn't put rat shit on what, although it gave an example, which none of us would have written. Unless we're really not. How locked in are we? Not at all. I'm sticking with good and evil. All right.

Here's the right. The answers, the study of rare gems and their connection to the spirit realm, that was Zamet. Okay. Yeah, great answer. Well, again,

couldn't laugh at that. That was the first one. that was fantastic gems gems what is that connected to them you sound ag or cack here I am

the wildebeest I'm getting made fun of Jackson had the choice Jackson had the choice Where's he going Wait I'm the Wildebeest You're Mufasa Isn't Ag

I think ag is like Oh like agate Wait a second I can eat an agate Or isn't AG even on the That's gold. That's gold, yeah. I was thinking like...

I was thinking like amnethyst and that kind of team. It is. It is gold. What's AG? Ag. Ag. Ag. Ag.

Period. Ag. I think lead is like... Silver. Okay. Let is like PB or something. Yeah. Plumb bomb.

I know that one. Yes, dude. Because it's where plumbing comes from. Oh. Hey, I'm sure. Okay. Something top now. And what it's.

sounds like we have lead poisoning. Yes. The study of famous mystery, author Agatha Christy's life and works,

that was Jackson Bailey. Yeah. Called it, fucking called it, didn't I? Yeah. Great answer, brother.

Great answer. I wasn't the other Agatha Christie answer, so I'm confident on this. The other Agatha Christi answer was actually written

in by both Michael and Henry separately. That's crazy. My one's mind. Oh my God. You hear a agatho and you think

Christy. Yeah, you're related. You've got a special connection with the audience. Yes, that's true. That is very true. The study of swollen ankles caused from traumatic injuries, that was doucheer. Really funny one. Really funny.

Ag ankle. Oh, that's what you did. Oh, ag. Ag. Agony, ankle. Agony, ankle. Bit of fun. Put too much juice on it, though.

I didn't need to add traumatic injuries. What am I doing? Anyway. Now, Jackson and Zammot both went for the poetic use of animal excreed. That was the house. Two points from up. I thought. Like cack?

Yeah, that's what I thought. They used examples. Yeah. That was like a man that had too long... And so that was my logic was Cack for shit and agriculture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn.

But that means douche is correct. It is an adjective meaning composed of both good and evil. Oh my God. So it's a word that's kind of fallen out of use, it's fair to say. Yeah. Yeah. That is true. Yeah.

Your agnostic theory was correct. Yeah. But I will say, because of you two fuckheads, I'm sorry, bone heads. I'm still not winning. True that. Yes, it's right after one round.

The Zamin and Jackson are yet to score. Zush is on one point. The house is out in front on two points. What are you doing? Question two comes from Braden from Brisbane. And the question is, we ask you to make up a type of cloud. Okay.

Like an obscure-ish type of cloud. Secure type of cloud. Yeah. A meteorological cloud. thing. Okay. That is a cloud. Okay.

I've tried to explain more, but I, you know, when you're trying to explain more. Do you have to come with a name or do you have to explain? No, just the common name. Just the common name. You have to explain what it is? So question two is normally like a, come up with a kind of fish. Yeah. Or a bird or a mushroom.

This is the first time we're trying. A cloud. A cloud. Okay. All right. So I have to describe what this cloud is. It should be easy. Just the common name of a cloud.

Doesn't have to be that funny? It can be believable. Can be? We saw the first round. Yeah. Not fun. It doesn't have to be. Not funny.

It doesn't have to be. Not everything has to be jokes. The jokes can come around, you know. It doesn't have to, you don't have to come. Yeah, exactly. The game is serious. The whiffing is where the jokes are. If anyone was watching the video of this, I'll notice that I've gone from laptop to phone

because I got self-conscious about how big of my screen was. That's awesome. I should say about. Agatha Cacological, the writer Michael, question writer Michael wrote, it's a weird word and I just wanted to listen to Matt Stumble through pronouncing it.

I think he did the great work, love the show. You did a great every time. You didn't stumble once. I was every time it was like my heart was racing. Because it's so long that you're in the middle and I'm going, hang on, am I going to get through this? And I'm still mid word.

You get cocky and then you start home and jump in the gorge. The gorge. As an example, Henry writes, technology. It makes our lives easier, allows us to connect with one another, but also can lead to negative effects like social anxiety, depression, etc. One of my favorite words, because it can literally be applied to almost anything or anyone, if you are cynical enough.

I guess you could, for a certain two people in this room, apply that to this very show. Yes, that's true. That's very true. And Emma Wilkin has a word blog, and in it she writes, that it is a combo of the Greek roots agath which means good and cacko which is a variant of cack which means you guessed it bad

and then logical of course yeah dude this shit's cacco it was coined probably by Robert Southey the least famous of the lake poets oh my god the answers are in can you believe this I can't believe it's really sounded like a riff being shot down

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Once it doesn't want that eight. Yeah. Question two. Which of these is a real type of cloud? The morning glory cloud. Okay. Red cluster.

Poseidon's pubs. Unlikely. Bumbleum, bumbleumimbus. Bumbleum nimbus. I said it twice, but it was really the second one I think was closer. Streaky Bacon Cloud. Okay. Or Ron.

Ron. Okay. The morning glory. Cloud, Red Cluster, Poseidon's Pubes, Bumble on Nimbus, Striggy Bacon Cloud, or Ron. I'm going to go with the bacon one, because I'm figuring that's neither of these two, because that's a, it's probably a joke, but it's a joke that none of these two would do. I would not do a Stryky Bacon. I think they would avoid that.

They would keep a kosher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, oh, the bacon something, that's like very millennial coded. Yeah, yeah, we would avoid doing that. Oh, interesting. But I reckon I'm giving a point to the house. Wow, I just shot it. Wait, hang on, Matt Bacon is...

Because the listener who sends in, do they get a... Yeah, the listener or the house get the part of the... Yeah, they're part of the house. No, no, the house has an answer and the listener has an answer. So either way, I'm definitely giving one to the house or a listener. I feel a listener now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

I want to go with Red Cluster, but I'm really not confident in it. So there's a couple there that stand out as different, and which makes me feel that it's probably one of them. Yeah. I feel like they're all pretty different. different from each other. That's true. I don't know,

because like, when you've got things like, go on, give us your Gen Z take on it. Yeah, yeah. Is that right? I'm Gen.

Alpha, actually. Jackson's 12 years old. That's how we know what they teach in schools. Jackson tells us. I'm just old for my age. Yeah.

Because like Poseidon's pubs, Ron and Nimbus, the one that had Nimbus in it. Those are three very distilled. distinct approaches, and I could imagine naming clouds, you could go like, oh, Poseidon's pubes, it's a bit funny, but also ha-ha, but I don't think science is that funny. Nimbus is the name of the cloud and Dragon Ball Z, but I don't know if they... Cumulonimbus is a real cloud.

Yeah, that's one of the classics. That's a classic cloud. There's like three classic styles of cloud, or is it more than that? But I also, and this is maybe wrong about clouds, there's like cumulonimbus, but there's also maybe just nimbus. And John Harry Potter, Nimbus 2000 Yeah, exactly

Same Harry I think it was a Nimbus Nimbus Nimbus Also Mitsubishi Nimbus But red What's a diamond one

Yeah Yeah Yeah Clouds aren't red But they can be If the sun's setting Oh That's true

And I feel Ron was one of you two I would never You might Yeah I What was the first one again? Morning Glory I'm gonna go morning glory

Morning Glory Cause it sounds like it could be a joke like bonus in the morning. But also you're changing from red cluster. Yeah, changing from red cluster of morning glory because I can imagine they're being a rhyme about it.

Oh, Shepherds. Shepard's story, morning glory. Shepherds fright. Morning and delight. What's the Shepard's story? Shepherds pie. Okay, that leaves the douche. I'm gonna go,

I'm gonna go the one with Nimbus in it. Bumble a Nimble. Imbus locked in. Here's who wrote the answers. Ron, that was Dusha. Thank you very much. Beautiful answer. Really good.

Yeah. Poseidon's pubs. That was the house. Okay. Yeah. I was trying to think of like, you know, like an old guy. You're having fun with it.

I just don't think scientists talk about pubs. Yeah. Yeah. It was really the alliteration. But they would look like Poseid's pubs. I had worked through Merkin, which is like, that's very millennial, probably Gen X coded.

Probably comedy. That was a big comedy word 15 years ago. I think bring it back. I think we should. I think it's time. It's all cyclical. But yeah,

I went with pubes for the... I was initially my thought was... And it doesn't work as well. But, you know, Little Mermaid's Dad. Oh, yeah. King Trident's Bush is what I initially thought. But I'm like,

that doesn't really work on any level. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it, too. If you want to either. I like Poseidon. C but sky Yeah

Who's Poseidon for the sky Zeus I guess Zeus is Jesus Christ You know when Jesus appears In the classic Greek myths Yeah he went into this Red Cluss which Jackson had half locked in

But changed that was Zammett Yeah I like I know yeah And he did JD also almost locked in red class I got just yeah screwed out of some delicious points there I could understand that I almost went with red cluster just because it was right, then I could be like, you're an idiot, Jackson. But then I thought about it and I was like, clouds aren't red, as you heard me say. But they are.

But they are. I thought that made sense. Who ever said sun throw was you? Yeah. Well, they can be. And I'm like, yeah, it's right. Yeah, like if the sun hits the right. There is something like, yeah, there is like a something cluster clouds or something.

Yeah, I could believe it. Now, Zammett, I don't know Brayden's age, but he did write streaky bacon cloud. I don't know if he's millennial. We can let us know. You are welcome. Thank you so much. Dusha went for Bumbleon Nimbus. That was Jackson.

Gotcha, brother. And you told us sort of a little bit about your work as you know of. Well, yeah. I got a book about clouds at home. But I tried to be funny by putting bum in there. Bambulonimbus. Which means morning glory was right. Yeah, two points, baby.

The morning glory cloud is correct. Yeah, lucky boy. I think of this with his book on clouds. Book on clouds, baby. I forget what it's called. Probably clouds are a book. No, not very often. Is that slick through?

What made you get a book about clouds? That's a gift. Sure, that's a gift. No, that was a purchase. There was a purchase. It was a full purchase. Although it would be more full on for someone to go, you know what I think Jackson would like?

Clouds. He's a cloud guy, yeah. Question three, also ascending by two separate people, but both from Queensland, then, Jillian from Toowoomba and Bruce Kelso from Brisbane. And the question is, what is the name of a hairdressing salon in Tweed Valley, New South Wales? What is the name? The name says, you know, you're looking for a punny, sort of comedy-ish.

Okay. From Tweed Heads. You know, word playish name for a hairdressing salon in Tweed Valley. Okay. A hairdressing salon in Tweed Valley. Okay. And while you're writing around, so I'll let the audience know a little bit more about the morning Glory Cloud.

Braden writes, it's a rare meteorological phenomenon consisting of a low-level atmospheric solitary wave and associated cloud, occasionally observed in different locations around the world. The wave often occurs as an amplitude-ordered series of waves forming bands of roll clouds. It's getting a you too. Yeah, that was like, sure, sure, whatever, don't even care. Yeah, dude.

That's what happens. Braden says that. That's the first paragraph from Wiki, which pretty much goes over my head. They look like big tubes in the sky to put it in layman's terms. Oh, that's a cool cloud. They can happen around the place, but the only place they occur in a predictable way is in Australia, up north near the Gulf of Carpenteria. And tourists sometimes go to Burke's town between September and November, hoping to see them. Hope you see clouds.

Little cloud train. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're out here buying books on clouds, it's like the next step really, but you can't drive so you can't get there.

I'll never see them. That's the tragedy of my life. Want to explore yet no methods to do so. Yeah, exactly. Can't see the famous clouds. Damn. But actually, I can see clouds every day. In your book?

In my book. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Was it on sale when you bought it, you reckon? I don't think so. I think it costs me about 40 bucks. Damn. That's awesome. How big is his book?

It's pretty big. Lots of pictures, full color? Full color? We hope so. Lots of pictures, but lots of good descriptions, too. Any red clouds? Any rare clouds? Red.

Not that I can remember. Yeah, okay. Any rare clouds? Yeah, a couple. A couple of rarys in there. Morning Glory's a rary. Yeah, that's true. That'd be in your book.

That'll be in my book, yeah. You're going to have to check that out. I'll have to look at my cloud book. You've got the answer right, so. Exactly, yeah. He's just getting cut that he gave you the points. I'm cut that I'm cut that I. I got like, you know, I didn't get my points that I was, like, such, I was, you know how high I was riding a high when you were like red glass stuff?

I was like, yes. And then you went and you changed like, damn. And then when JD was like, yeah, red cloud, I'm like, yeah. No, actually, but no. Well, I've gone from second to third, even though. Yeah, well, the scores are now after two rounds. Zami hit to score, Dushron 1, Jackson on 2, house out in front on 3. Yeah, well, I don't have a cloud book.

So I feel like I'm beating Jackson in life. Yeah, but are you a hair salon type? We'll find out. So, question three. Unless there's a real piss or over the answer, that was me. Question three is, what is the name of a hairdressing salon in Tweed Valley? Here are your options. Fringe benefits.

Okay. Hair for a good time. Okay. Tweed and true cuts. Mm-hmm. Cuts to the future. Curl up and die. Okay.

Dye spelled with why. or night hair on Pirm Street. Curl up and die. Curl up and die is great. Fringe benefits, hair for a good time, tweed and true cuts, cuts to the future, curl up and die,

or night hair on Pirm Street. Okay. All right. We normally do it like in order and I'll rotate around, but you guys have been three, four minutes. Yeah, it's jazz.

We're doing podcast, jazz, man. I think I'm going to go curl up and die. Kill up and die. Which is maybe controversial, but I think I'm going to do it. Yeah, it's a pretty hectic. It may be a bit edgy and maybe now I'm... But I'm... I'm going to look at...

Something about it, dude. Curl up and die... Was what I was going towards? Because if it was die, D-I-E, I'd be like... No, but it'll be D-Y-E, so it's like a... Yeah, and we're not a pun-based... Nobody here is going to be thrown out curl-up and... Although, maybe...

Maybe. ...cats to the future sounds like one of us because it's a reference, but it doesn't make sense. I've clearly been written under pressure. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. What do they mean, though? No, it's the Back to the Future logo.

If you see it, you'll get it. No, no, no. I understand. What's the thought? Maybe the person was writing it in JD was thinking of that store back to the futon and quickly had to write somebody

and then shook their hand because of like, what did he do? Why he said that through? And then they opened the store and they already paid the sign maker. He's like, I really regret. Maybe I should think of something. Think of something funny and he can't. And so he does this little thing to himself.

That's what I was thinking when I heard that answer. He's a guy who, who's passionate about hair. Yeah. Not passionate about naming. Exactly. And his good friend Jackson looks at him. He's like, getting to you too. And like, yeah.

Yeah, it is. Because I've brought to you and it's a cost to the future. fringe benefits I'm gonna lock in I'm gonna see with curl up and day curl up and die douche fringe benefits hair for a good time

tweeting true cuts cuts to the future curl up and die or night hair on Perm Street do you get that one yeah no see that that works night hair on Perm Street is lost

no I reckon but night hair on Perm Street is almost crazy enough that you can imagine someone seeing that and sending it in it wasn't you correct Me, and you're selling it too hard. Potentially.

I'm sticking with curl up and that. I reckon the one that has like the tweed. I reckon that's one of you two. Okay. I just feel that you put tweed on. Is it because it's not funny or clever? Well, I mean, yeah. Because you're locked onto the tweed.

Yeah. Locked onto the wrong bit. Yeah. Yeah. To be like, well, it's, well, it's in tweed, like, you know, so that would make sense that there would be a hairdress. But it's also, like, if it's not really a pun and really crazy benefits. I mean, like,

We're not clever enough. Sorry, that could possibly for the house. My hair, though, that doesn't really make sense. That does feel like... But if there is a perm street in Tweed Valley, though, that's a huge pull. Yeah, but what do you think of locking in cuts the future, though? Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe, actually.

Hair for a good time, you haven't really referenced? Yeah. Because that's no... I don't think people are sending you in a question. That's not... That feels like a house answer, no offense. Well, I don't know. It didn't feel offensive until the no offense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No offense, though. I think I'm going to go curl up and die as well. Because I think that that's notable enough to be like, check out this crazy place. Yeah, exactly. All right. The answers, here's for a good time was Jackson.

Yeah. It was nearly going to be here for a good time, not a lot. long time and then I was like can I work a pun into not a long time and just go for funny and then I did neither

and I fucked it up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah uh tweet and true cuts they should talk us through that okay so I was thinking what if whatever if I go not funny

and not clever it might seem real but then after I posted it I was like oh the answer because again the metagaming here is the answer needs to be notable in the sense that they have to send you the question

That's why it was immediately illuminated for me. I'm like, what about that? Would someone be like, I got to send this. I was assuming I didn't get the, what's it referencing? This is a hatred, it's a normal. Tried and true. Tried and true, tweet and true. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I said, the valley between funny and believable is vast. Yeah. Now, cuts to the future. I thought it was fantastic work. Thank you. So I was thinking of as a store. I remember driving past once, which

was, yeah, back to the futon, which was a futon store. And then my brain stopped, and here we are. Yeah, yeah. And then Jackson caught me doing this. And then I heard cuts to the future and I go, well, that was one of us and it's not good. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know. I'm putting cuts to the future ahead of tweet and truth.

Yes, I agree. It does surpass tweet and truth. I would say. I would take up the three ones we suggest. Yes. This is the best. Yeah. For a good time.

Well, we go. Got more mileage out of cuts to the future. Tweed and True does seem like it's the type of store that would exist in Tweed Valley. But it would not be notable in any way. You would not even register if you saw it in real life. Night hair on Pirm Street. That was the house. Okay, okay, okay.

Fringe benefits, Zama went for. That was Gillian, the question on AK the house. Meaning that Jackson and Doucher, I corrected is curl up and dark. Now, I think I had a little insight. into this because I believe when I lived in the UK I saw this salon Oh I think isn't it in Oh no the listeners are from Brisbane

Yeah Well it is in it's in it's in yeah it's in Australia Oh well then I've seen one in the UK Yeah So I've already I guess seen a A cell one with this name So I was like surely this is what Is drinking our next dances will be funny

No No Not at all Are we wrecking the podcast for listeners No No But imagine listening to this and having never heard of plumbing the death star, and being like, these three deeply insecure, angry man, I got to

hear what he's like, when it comes to the plugs at the end of the show, don't worry about it. Question four comes from Ariane from Ireland, and the question is, what is the name of the footballer who made his debut for Chile, the Chile national team at the 2006 Pacific Cup against Peru? All that detail is not really important. It's just letting you know what's a specific guy. You've just got to give us a name of a Chilean national footballer while you're writing your answers. Here's a little more info about this hair salon.

Gillian says, seems like a fairly standard boring business besides the name. And to be honest, I looked at the website. It's like all the photos make it look like. That's where you go. It's just a normal. Rides go there before that wedding sort of things. Hey, while you're still writing your questions, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back and the answers are in.

Question number four, what is the name of the footballer who made his debut for the Chilean national team? The 2006 Pacific Cup against Peru. Here are your six options. Juan Juan Gomez. Okay. Peaches O'Shaughnessy Rodriguez. Okay. George Peru.

Okay. Waldo Ponce. Okay. Rex Cinema. Okay. or amorous dildo. Okay, okay. Okay.

Okay, I want to think that one of you is better than dildo. Surely, surely, that's not whatever. If that was someone's genuine attempt at humor, we gotta be worried for you. Like, I almost want to lock that in because I just want to hope that both, like everyone involved is better than being like,

I'll write a funny answer, Dildo. Dildo. But also, you know in a moment of weakness I don't know Juan Juan Gomez

Peaches O'Shaughnessy Rodriguez George Peru Waldo Ponce Rex Cinema Amorous Dildo Okay Rex cinema It's not that notable The whole

The last name was it Peru What is the George Peru Was in the And it was the debut was in Against Peru Against Peru Is that notable

Maybe But then the Peaches one It seems so outlandish. You're like, what is going on here? No, that to me reeks of a house answer because it's a really long name that's funny, but you can't think of it under pressure.

What's the thing that someone's messaging? This guy's name is Peaches. Yeah. Because O'Shaughnessy is an Irish surname. What's it doing is a middle name. But I also think O'Shani is like a go-to funny name. Patches O'Shaughnessy or whatever. I was just making up a fake Irish guy.

Yeah. Soccer is a European sport, though, is he an Irish guy. It's like, hey, people in Ireland plays, like, like, yeah. Well, this, but he is Chilean. He's Chilean. Yeah, but you can have a guy. And maybe the person, like, maybe they're, their parents who really like, you know,

they like, they like, they love the Irish culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're cool. Yeah, maybe even one of the parents or, yeah, exactly. What was the Juan Juan Juan Juan one? Juan Gomez. That, uh, I was almost on, yeah, maybe not. Maybe that doesn't read as true. George Peru.

How's George Spoon? spelled. Did they go G? Would it be Jorge Peru or? Could be Jorge. J-O-R-G-E. That's George. That's George, but that's the right spelling. Yeah. Oh. I want to say, no, if it was J-O-R-G, I'm pretty sure that would be Jorge. But anyway, I'm going to go with that. I'm going to lock that in. Yeah. I feel that's maybe the one that's the most notable.

Apparently, it's pronounced differently, whether it's Spanish or Portuguese. Oh, okay. Different. So. Jorge. Yeah. I reckon, yeah, George Peru... Again, that's probably the most notable one. That or the Peaches one, but as J.D. is pointing out, does, you know, I guess no offence of the house,

does sound like, you know, the house answer. Yeah, no offence, of course. We've started firing shots at each other, and they were like, Matt, you're in this now, too. Wow, I mean, you're coming down with us, dude. I mean, it doesn't really matter, because you're shitting on any of them. You don't know who you should know.

That's true. It's a shit and blonde. Well, that is, that's probably the best plug for plumbing the dust. Yeah, that's a podcast that shits blinds. We do. Bold claims. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Based on nothing.

Yeah, Rex Cinema. Reds seems... No, I don't know. Juan, Van Gondas, Beaches O'Shae, or George, Peru. Yeah. Amherst Dildo. Okay.

Please be better than that. Please be Amherst Dildo. I mean, you're talking to this man's parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And I don't know if they're listening. Yeah. I hope the Dildo is listening. Yeah, yeah, me too.

We hope we're hitting the Dildo crowd. You're a Dildo, if you are honest. Yeah. Again, notable one is like, I mean, look, if your last name is Dildo, I feel like, you know, that is notable. And I reckon I would have maybe come across it. But Amoros Dildo, I mean, come on. No one, yeah. Dildo is not a Chilean surname. Amorous Dildo also, and because I'm on the internet, and Jackson, you'll understand this too.

Amoros is way too close to Amaranth, where you're thinking horny because you've got Dildo. That seems like a name to go to. Yeah, I'm going to go to the Peru one. Me too. But I'm not confident. I am confident in any of them, honestly. That or peaches, you know? I'm going to lock in peaches.

Okay. Because you both just locked in my hands. Are you stupid pieces of shit? Oh, God damn it. Damn it. We'll ask Dushanat to reveal that. Just spoiling the game. I know.

I don't know if you could do this, man, but I put him on a time out. I mean, I mean this for some offense. answer locked in, Matt. Did you say that? Because I'd like to change my answer to the dildo one. I haven't locked it in, actually. Oh, that's great to here. Maybe I do change it to Amarith Dildo.

Why not? I would love to now. Okay. I'll change mine to peaches. Definitely you're changing? I'd like to change mine to Jorge or George, Peru, because I didn't ride it. Are you actually changing your answers? Because this does feel like good punishment.

for dishes? Yeah, I will. Yeah. I will change my answer. Yeah. Jump with a gun. Real classic doing sure of behavior, that. Yeah. Just like, no, no regard. Yeah. Yellow card. Come on, ma'am.

Gotta respect the game. Exactly. I'm mouthing off the umpires. All right, this is who wrote the answers. Rex cinema. That was Jackson. Okay. I thought it was awesome. I've got to laugh when it was announced, so I'll take Dancy.

I was, I was laughing because it was, I was like, someone. struggle to what they wrote this. But I mean that... A laugh's a laugh. That is a notable name. Yeah, if somebody's name was Rex Cinema. That would be, if, I think

if listeners here of a sports person named Rex Cinema or something of the line, send that in as a question. Exactly. Juan Juan Gomez. That was Zamet. Okay. Thought like 1-1 as in like, hey, if it's one,

I see. But no. George Peru, that was douche. What? Whoa. Wow. Almost locked that one in. I'm glad I pivoted for no reason at the last minute.

Zammert went for amorous Dildor. I'm afraid that was the house. That's crazy. I wasn't expecting that at all. And, Jackson, went for Peaches O'Shaughnessy, Rodriguez. I'm afraid that was Ariane, okay, the house. Meaning Waldo Ponce was the corrective. Oh, Mr. Ponce.

What is notable about Waldo Ponce? He's lost to him is Ponce. Well, that is true. You know what's the last next. That is true. I feel like Waldo is huge. That's a starting point. And if you're bringing it on with pons.

Yeah, good point, good points. It's noticeable. I mean, yeah, fair to know. Well, the good news is

I did lose points there, but the house got the points I missed out. Yeah, the house got all the points in the end there. So it was a big punishment for it. So two rounds to go, the scores now Zammett yet to score. Dusha on two because he can't control himself.

I'd be winning if I just shut up. Yeah, yeah. Jazz is on three. Houseway and fret now on seven points. Cal, yeah. Quite a lead. Question five comes from Rachel Ball from London. The question is, what is a tradition?

And I'm going to say, don't reveal if you wrote the answer. Oh. If you know the answer, you played it perfectly before with the hand dresses. Wait till after. Can I get an extra point for that, dear? I think you, yeah, I'm going to give you a point there. For being a good boy. Nothing wrong with Brown knows.

That's true. That's true. Can I get a point for being able to correctly guess who has written some of the answers? I'll give you a point there. Thanks me. I just want to be on the score. Okay. Just give me the board, please.

I am now very happy because my attitude towards, my blatant disregard of the rules has now meant there's been a blatant disregard of the scoring and the whole system of doing you. Yeah, exactly. Maybe you have a negative point, maybe. I don't know. Negative 10. Okay.

Negative 10. All right. So actually is there anyone's game. You shouldn't be thrown away because there is triple points of the final round. That is true. A question from Rachel is, what is a tradition in Mexico? Mexico on the 23rd of December. Okay.

23rd of December. Tradition in Mexico on the 23rd of December. While you're writing your answers. When's Christmas? 25th. Oh, it's Christmas Eve Eve. Christmas Eve, yeah. So what's happening on Christmas Eve Eve, Eve.

Hmm. Mm. Now Zammett goes into his mine palace. Yeah. Is it a happy place in there? Yeah, there's a mule. Okay. I wonder if that will come up.

So here's some more info about Ponce. It's got on a Wikipedia. He made his debut for Chile in 2006, as we said, against Peru. And he scored in a friendly match against Paraguay, with a free kick in a 3-2 Chile victory. During the 2010 FIFA World Cup qualification, Ponce was a consistent player in Chile's lineup. He scored his first official goal during a qualification.

match in a 4-2 win against Colombia, and in June of 2010, he was selected for the World Cup squad. He played in the opening match against Honduras, which was a 1-0 Chile victory. And after the World Cup, he was a member of the team who met the Chilean president, Sebastian Pinerra. Huge. That's big for Ponce. Yeah, Ponce was presented with the Bacentario Medal. Oh! Yeah.

We all want that. Yeah, that's a big one to get. I think these, I'm ready to laugh. Here are your options. Cuts to the future too, where everyone gets a hair cut and it's nice. What is tradition in Mexico on the 23rd of December? The consummation of Jesus Christ. Okay.

Option one, option two. Well, that's not true at all. It's not, they don't make sweet love and then get born two days late. I don't care how holy or immaculate you are. Maybe it's not how well. months and two days maybe. Because, you know, it's a different kind of... Fair enough.

Okay, maybe. Or maybe they're talking about consuming him in a different way. Yeah, like the eucharist, okay. Option two, in an event known as the knight of the radishes, people compete to make the most elaborate carvings of radishes. Okay, nice answer, Jackson, maybe. Option three.

Why pinning that on me? Because it sucked. Option three, remembering that one of these, you might be shitting on the Mexican culture. It sucks. I will shut my mouth. Because I'm like, like, radishes.

Is that a Mexican vegetable? A real 9-11 sucks as well. It's still real. And I'm not making fun of it. It's just an event that sucks. So on the 23rd of December, if in Mexico they celebrate the night of the radishes, that would still suck.

No, no, no. They can. Yeah. No issue with it actually happening. Have an issue with it actually happening. funny answer someone picked. Yeah, fair enough. Option three, women's Christmas. I hope no, none of us in the room

wrote that. Women's Christmas is funny. Finally a Christmas for the ladies. Option four. Businesses have their hierarchy inverted, so bosses and employees switch positions. Undercover boss day. Interesting. Interesting.

Option five, necro-doche, a celebration for family members and close friends who have died that year. Or finally, the Naked Marathon. Interesting. Okay. Consumation of Jesus Christ, Night of the Radishes, Women's Christmas, inverted business hierarchy, necrodoche or the naked marathon.

I'm going to go left field here and pick women's Christmas. It's not real it should be, dude, because I'm an ally. Women have been kept out of Christmas for too long. They get early Christmas. What do you reckon Zaman's spiral was? I'm going to go necro-doche. I think it's the radishes. That would be an old-time

for swinging a mist. That's my theory. Necro doce is interesting because there is the day of the dead and it doesn't have necrite with its title. But it's also the only one with a sort of Spanish-sounding name. Neckor is not Spanish.

No, but Doce is. Necro, I believe, is Latin, which makes you think that you wrote this? I'll never tell, dude. Yeah, because you would lose points. I look at that the hard way. Exactly. I, too, I'm going to lock in women's Christmas because I'm an ally.

Yeah. Okay. I believe women should have two Christmases. Yeah, dude. I feel like I have to lock in Winners Christmas. No matter what I do. Whatever you believe, dude, if you believe women should only have one Christmas? I mean, we all know here that me and Jacks would have locked in women's Christmas.

And if no women's Christmas was an answer, you would have locked that one in. Women should have no Christmas. Can I change my answer to no women's Christmas? Yeah, we have the rest. We should have no Christmas but two Easter's. I feel like... I believe that every day should be Christmas Day for women. I want to say the whole consummating Jesus.

I feel that might be a JD answer. Interesting. The inverted pyramid for bosses. That might... I don't feel that might be... I think Radishes is Jackson for some reason. Okay, all right. He knew Doce was Mexican.

I reckon that's him. You know, again, that's him. Because he thought about half of the answer, but then he wrote Necro rather than, fuck, I forget the word for dead. Yeah, yeah. Muetos? I mean, deus Lus Motos is, yeah, yeah.

But now you know that. Now I know it. I'm in your head. Yeah. And it's like some things can be called like a merging of multiple. I would love if Zammett spent 20 minutes riding women's Christmas.

God, I would have loved this. that too. The panic and the water. Women's Christmas, I guess. Here we are. Let's go, I don't know. Naked running. Why not?

No, I'm an ally. Guy. Women's Christmas. I can't not choose women's Christmas. Congratulations to women. You deserve two. Merry Christmas. You deserve two Christmases.

I'm an ally. 365 to the year. That's Christmas. to you women. Merry Christmas. Christmas, day before Christmas. What's that?

Well, for you, it's day after and before Christmas. Women's Boxing Day and Christmas Eve. Yeah. How wonderful. Here's who wrote the answers. The hierarchy business inversion day. That was the house.

Okay. Okay. The consummation of Jesus Christ was douchea. Thank you very much. Nice, nice. Well, no. I know, but I need this. I'm not getting them in the other way.

I've started a new column with pity points for you. For you, uh, Pity Pocker, okay, yeah. I'm going to, like, look, say, points points, points, points a point. So, Zammert's got two pity points. Jackson's got one pity point. Oh, nice.

Thanks, man. How many real points to Zammett has? Zero. A hot zero. Oh, God, how good would a donut be? Oh, brother. We're recording around lunchtime, which is always dangerous.

It would change my life for donut, yeah. The Naked Marathon, that was Jackson. Yeah, I figured it very briefly, but not for long. Necro-doche was Zammett. Yeah. What happens? So you get necro was, I'm like, that's not the, I'm thinking, yeah, that's not there. And I'm like, yeah, it is, you know, it's 12. So I was like, you know, well, that's that something.

But like, will that, you know, will Matt pronounce it? Correct. I don't know. I think you did. But I don't know. Yeah, that was a lot of panicking. And then the moment Matt said it, I was like, well, it's not that. Yeah. I was like, well, that's good.

But then there's a relief that comes from that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, they're going to stop talking about it. Well, not necessarily, because sometimes we're like, well, it's not that, it could be cut to the future. It's not that, and that answer sucks. Women's Christmas, that was Rachel. Very funny. It's a very funny.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, right. Very funny, but also, it's a real Irish tradition, apparently. They have women's Christmas? Women's Christmas, a day of rest and traditional duties. You're ahead of the times. I would like to say that. Of the only traditional duties.

Sand Spans Radio every day's Christmas for women to us. That's very true. I've not checked out at all either. That's just what Rachel said. It's a real traditional. We believe her. Yeah, of course. We believe women.

We're absolutely, dude. And that means not going to write it is the night of the radishes. What? That's ridiculous. Please let us know why that was notable. That's insane. And also, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

First of all, Rachel. I apologize to Mexico as a culture. I thought that was too ridiculous, I apologize. But now that I think about it, where do radishes come from? I imagine somewhere cold. Me too. They seem like a cold root vegetable. Yeah, I'll tell the listeners about it in a second.

They were brought over by the Spanish. Oh, yeah. In the last couple of years, I think, or maybe a bit longer than that, probably. Anyhow, we're up to the final question now, which comes from Thomas Dopper writer from Gratz in Austria. The question is, what is the synopsis of the movie? Adams Apples. Remember, this is for triple points. This would be your longest answer.

I'm off to a rough of three or four sentences, probably. I'm off to a Red Hot Start where I open my notes app for some reason. What are you doing first draft? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotta do script treatment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Adams apples. Adams apples.

Okay, okay. Well, they're writing their answers. Here's some more info about the night of the radishes. Rachel writes, I was creating a Christmas quiz for work and found this one, which I'd never heard of before. In Spanish, it's El Noce de Rabanos. The fake answer I provided is a real tradition, but in Ireland. Women's Christmas, pronounced, Nollignamorn, is on the 6th of January in Ireland, apparently. According to Wiki, The Night of the Radishes, or Notche de Rabanos, is an annual event held

on the 23rd of December in Wahaka in Mexico dedicated to the carving of oversized radishes. I think this sounds sick. I think you guys have got no taste in what makes good and bad culture. Now I want to go to Wahaka

and check out some of these big ass carved up radishes. I reckon that might be a little maybe that's where radishing. No, ravishing that. Don't worry about it. So yeah, they would create scenes that compete for prizes

in various categories with these carved up radishes. Radishing? That's not anything. The event has its origins in the colonial period when radishes were introduced

by the Spanish. Wahaka, which is spelled O-A-X-A-C-A, has a long wood carving tradition and farmers began carving radishes into figures as a way to attract customers' attention

at the Christmas market which was held in the Maiden Square on December 23. in 18907, same year the VFL football competition started actually, the city instituted the formal competition. As the city has grown, the government has had to dedicate land to the growing of the radishes used for the event,

supervising their growth and distribution to competitors. The event has become very popular, attracting over 100 contestants and thousands of visitors. Since the radishes wilt soon after cutting, the works can only be displayed for a number of hours, which has led to very long lines for those wishing to see them. The event also has displays

and competitions for works made with corn husks and dried flowers which are created with the same themes as those with radishes. Bit of fun. All right, answer in for the final question. What is the synopsis of the movie Adam's Apples? A humble apple farmer

who accidentally creates life in his apple orchard. The sentient apple-like creatures get up to mischief and cause havoc on the farm, much to Adam's chagrin. Adam must learn to work with these new life forms, so he wins best Apple at the annual Apple Festival. It feels like a hat on a hat on a hat. It's a lot of the word Apple.

Movies are sometimes bad, and I need to remember that. Yes. Yep. And they're often featured on the show. Option two, in this 1975 sex comedy take on the myth of Johnny Apple Seed, laid back slacker Adam Randall enters a competition where he must plant apples across America in order to win one million dollars. Adam uses this journey as an excuse to sleep with a multitude of women,

planting a tree and memorial for every woman he beds. Okay, that sounds, look, I'm like, first one, maybe like some animated thing. This one, like, cashing in and like gremlins or whatever. This one, I'm like, the sex exploitation of the 70s, sure, but that could also be one of us. Elvin Purple is notable for being basically that plot. But he's a waterbed salesman And that comes out after this And I feel like

As someone who's seen Alvin Purple I would know that this movie existed If that was the real answer Okay Option 3 Following a stint in jail Adam, a former neo-Nazi Is temporarily assigned to live

In a religious enclave The community is led by Ivan An eternally optimistic priests Who, in order to move forward With his rehabilitation Must bake an apple pie However, the only apple tree available is plagued by problems. Okay.

That's definitely, like, look, I don't feel like we wrote one of those. No, no, no, no. I don't think anyone's like, hey, Neon. Time to riff. But also the tone of that is, that's a tricky one, because that could be real because it's notable

because it starts so dark and then it's like, well, the trees go properly. It could be like so low budget that you've never heard of it or whatever. And you can imagine And also Starts American History X and ends up Play School

Yeah But also how vague that the apple tree Is fraught with problems Yeah but if you're writing a synopsis You don't want to say Yeah, I suppose you don't know The tree's got syphilis Yeah

Oh no You don't want a You don't want a syphil The tree Option for Jimmy starts selling homemade apple juice So he can help pay For his sister's cancer treatment

Jimmy After Cassie, a neighbor and writer For the Washington Post writes a heartwarming story about him. More and more. Cassie's your mom's name. Jimmy. Didn't even write Adam.

More people show up. The apples run out, so Jimmy has to diversify. And boy, oh boy, he does. Where's the Adam in that? Where's the Adam in that? Where's the Adam in that? Where's the Adam? Why would you write about Jimmy?

I mean, it's classic Jackson to forget the name. Well, finally, a side-splitting retelling of the Adam Eve biblical origin story the twist this time not one but two Adams are born in the Garden of Eden strap in for chaos as both Adams realize they have the same goal in mind to marry Eve and meet God

which Adam will succeed and just how will God handle this level of holy mischief now was it Adams as in not apostrophe S plural oh yes did the apples belong to Adam

maybe maybe this just Just no apostrophes in this title. It's just Adams, apples. It's probably too late to Avila. Interesting. Do you have an inkling here, Zama? It's either going to be that last one

or that was maybe one of us. Neo-Nazi, that's not us. It could be true. It could be that one. That could be that one. Yeah. It's probably, I'm only towards those two as well. Yeah.

Like, I'm getting, like, like, like, creatures. Like, you know, little apple-like creatures. That's just sounds to, you know, get it's that... Yeah. Low-budget religious movies are a thing, though. That is true. That is true. And we wouldn't know about them.

Yeah. I mean, they could all be... Yeah, no, I know. Every single one. I'm pretty confident it's not. Well, there's two I'm pretty confident. It's not. The sex comedy?

Yeah. Because they've put a year, which is usually a towel in these. Yeah. Because I've made that mistake on the show a million times before. Mm-hmm. And also, I think that if it was a 75 sex comedy, even if it sucked shit it would be kind of

famous I feel like I've definitely done episodes where Matt said Yeah then the year does come in Yeah but but I don't know People do They pick these

These tells that are Yeah I'm like well last week That was the opposite Yeah yeah But it's like you've got Everyone's got You've got to have a process

to all in things Porkies is like 81 Yeah I think sex Like the sex quotation I'm like yeah I'm inclined to be like nah

Deep Throats... That's true. That's true. This is post-deep throat, so pornoes have just been shown in the theater. Yeah. But I think there's like a little bit of period of time where we're like,

okay, let's just show full-on pornos. Yeah. Let's wind that back a little bit. Yeah. Now sex is funny. Hmm. Hmm. I'm gonna go to the neo-Nazi one.

Neo-Nazi? I'm locking it in. All right. Look at a neo-Nazi. Every time I'm like, I just feel I'm copying you these things. Yeah, well, copy away. He's winning.

Yeah, I know how to play the game. Again, I'm also losing because the house is winning. Because again, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, neo-Nazi one or the last one about, like, there's several atoms, which could be just a, but it's too, uh, it's almost too silly. It's too silly for a religious thing as well. I can picture the cover of the neo-Nazi one.

Yeah. Like, guy with a massist force to groan he said to sitting next to a tree and looking at the tree with like, oh, you know, a very simple down to earth, you know, kind of like pig, you know, really just like a look into the humanity's soul but I imagine it's extremely low budget and not good yeah like get better make a pie

yeah exactly yeah so I'm not like I don't think any of us wrote that no maybe the house the house could have unless one of us wanted to go crazy crazy and throw the others off and if it is well it's I feel I feel it's JD yeah I don't know I think maybe JD did JD do the last one Would he do this two Adams? Would, you know, what's out of chat?

Yeah, well, Adams feels more like you. Yeah. And you didn't lock it in, but... Well, I don't believe in it. Okay, now it doesn't feel... Yeah. I think now, yeah. You got Nazis?

Yeah. Two Nazis. Two Nazis and... So there was, sorry, there was two Adams, Johnny Appleseed, Jimmy and Cassie, no mention of Adam. Yeah. Sex comedy? Yeah.

Sex, comedy. The Humble Pie Farmer, the first one. Yeah, critters. And they come alive. That one... That one could be a movie, but it's also the kind of movie one of us would make up. Yeah, award for Best Apple feels. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. No, you're right. I'm going to look at the neo-ganty one, too. Free neo-Nazis. Three neo-Nazis. We're allies. The Crave and Women's Christmas. The crazy thing with this is by...

Actually, you know what? I've just talked myself. I'm going to look in the first one, the one about best apple, the humble farmer. Because if you're wrong, I can beat you. Yeah, that's true. But if I look at exactly the same answer as you, even if I don't believe in it. Yeah, that's a good point. All right.

Unless I've locked in your answer, but you're Jimmy and Cassie. All two Adams. Here's the right. The answers, uh, Jimmy and Cassie won. That was Thomas, the questioner out of. Uh-oh. Hey, Thomas. A big fan of your wife.

work. You can love what you do. Always been a Thomas Ally. Great ends up. I believe it's Thomas Christmas. I believe every day should be Thomas Christmas. I'll also reveal there is an an apostrophe. And the the one with the two atoms, that was Dusha. Okay. Okay. Okay.

What if there was two Adams? It's a bit of fun. The sex comedy take on Johnny Applesea, that was Jackson. You're right. They're putting the date in was a mistake. Yeah. The moment you hear a synopsis read and there's no date and you've put a date in yours, you're like, oh, God. Yeah, I'm fucked. Yeah. Now,

Dusha went for the humble apple farmer. That was Zammett. Thank you so much for finally getting me on the board legitimately. Oh, you appreciate that. You're back on the board again, Zammert, because the neo-Nazi is true. Whoa! Thank you so much for putting on the board. I appreciate that.

I'm not a big loser. Damn. Oh, that feels nice. That's triple points. So you've ended on six. Yeah. That's huge, dude. And Jackson also got a correct so I'll reveal the scores in a second. Tally up those points there Matt. The film Mads

Mickelson's in it and it's it's got a 70% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes 90% on the popcornometer. I'm looking it up. Yeah like it does sound like a real film. Yeah. Yeah, it's a Danish comedy. A review by

Marjorie Bormgarten writes this Danish comedy like most of that country is drama is dark, dark, dark, the humour offers an odd blend of subversibly sly, sly narrative mixed with bursts of sudden, sharp violence and goofy

slapstick. All right, final scores. Firstly, let's go, pity points. Dush in the house, no pity. Jackson coming in second, pity wise, with one pity point. Congratulations.

Out in front on two pity points and Zamet. Zammett, Joel Zammett, the most pitied man. Wait, way, I need to like a... A little humble poe. Now, for the main event in fourth spot, in part from some

self-sabotage on two points, it's Jaldusha. Woo! Get it again. To be honest, even if... Without the self-savitage, it would not have affected it.

You would have just been slightly less behind. Slightly less forward. In equal second place on six points of piece, Hey, hey, nice. Which means, big winner today. Out in front on 10 points, it's the house.

Congratulations to the house. The house always wins. The very star Jackson was like, you know what, I like being second. Second is great. I didn't voice my opinion, which was like I'd rather be dead last than second because you're the number one loser. No, that is good. It's great now being both equal second, i.e. being the both equal number one big losers. Yes, dude.

Because we lost. We lost. We lost. We didn't lose by, like, you know, a giant amount, like Joel Dusha. Yeah. He got bronze. He got bronze for coming in fourth. And that's nice.

Yeah. I would rather that to be. We didn't understand the system. Yeah. Exactly. But, yeah, I think even if you didn't throw those points away earlier, it would have, the same order, but it would have been the house on eight,

Jackson and Zammot on six and Dusha on four. Yeah. Wow. That feels like a bit, like, you know, more clustered together. Yeah. This feels like, Like the house really just kind of cream. So I just like to, hey, you're welcome house, big fan of the house.

Love the house. Four walls and a door. Nobody does it matter. Roos? You kidding me? Yeah. Ceiling. Multiple rooms if you're lucky.

If you're nasty. Yes. Kiss the house's feet. Yeah. Licking those. Otherwise known as the carpet. Yes. I believe the house's feet are carpet.

Yes. I agree. I agree. And again, just a quick shout out to all women. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Christmas dual women. Well, we've got to wrap it up.

Where can people find you three? Plumbing the Deaths, obviously. If you haven't listened to it yet, an episode came out today where I guess on. Exactly. Every Monday. We also do other show called Baseless Speculation. That comes out either maybe a Wednesday or a Thursday, depending. And we also do a bunch of a myriad of other podcasts.

You guys do Thumb Cram. Yeah, Ian Jackson. Review. Sure. We also do D&Ds for nerds where we play Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah. Then there's a smashing up. We do beyond the math.

We do W.W.W.com. Yeah. And then just click on the fullest podcast, you see. Yeah. Which I think we'll be plumbing the death stuff. Damn, this is a good podcast. Yeah. Yacht.

Strap in for a good, a really good time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Strap in for a really good time. You're going to hear some great riffs like cuts to the show. Oh. What if there was two atoms?

Span, the cuts of the future. After this, we wrap up, there will be outtakes after this. And I imagine some really good stuff. Oh, yeah. No doubt. No doubt. Okay, just before we,

to plug the art takes to coming up, do you remember a single moment where you were funny today? I honestly don't think I said anything. I was laughed at quite a bit. And the years of podcasting has sort of taught me that that's the same thing. Is bullying count?

You're bullying count. You idiot. Enjoy the art text of equal quality to the rest of the show. Once again, I am Mufusca. Crushed by the world of beats. Cheers for shooting into Who knew with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt's show at.

Goodbye. Facebook, Instagram, what's the best way? Where would you like us to say? Facebook sounds good. Can't wait to just humiliate myself. Okay. Guy, that's all we talk about, Matt, if I look at our Facebook history.

Yeah, that's funny. It's just me messaging you stuff for this show. And not getting a laugh for you. Yeah, yeah, nothing. I'll start laugh for it. Yeah. Thanks, man. sick so good to go whenever

yeah man just a quick shout out to all the AFL heads that listen to this podcast Matt I know that you're one of them the fact that cack means bad and you said cacko

that's the name of an Essendon player who we are hanging our entire future of the football club on I'm starting to get ominous feelings towards that decision I wonder if that's where yeah that's cactus comes from probably well cactus

maybe means bad tree yeah we spike you dude yeah it's fucking Fuck that. Do you see a cactus in, yeah, in the desert? That's a plant that fucked up. Yeah, yeah, you get to... Sorry, that's a plant that went bad.

Is this a non-swearing show? I don't remember. It's up to you, but it is, you know, it's really... I'll do my best to be, you know, safe of school. I never say one way or the other, and some episodes end up real clean and others don't, and I get Connor, the editor to tell me whether or not to put the explicit thing. Oh, I see. Okay, okay.

This is going to be a filthy one. I think his threshold's different. Yeah. He'll, some swearing, I don't. I think he even counts as explicit. But when it's like, and Russell talking about a guy coming out of an asshole or something, he goes, I'll probably bump

that one up to it. That's crazy because we, me and Jackson, host a video game review podcast, thumb cramps, and we have the exact opposite view. Yeah. No F bombs, no C bombs. Safe is cool. It's clean. You know, on the table. Describing coming out of an asshole or whatever, being burnt from a bumhole. Yeah. Completely fine.

That's actually normal. That's sex ed, which they teach in schools. Exactly. You know? Not very well. Yeah. When your school is teaching you about the mythical ass baby, you've got to be like, what's happened to you? What's wrong with my school?

Yeah, something has happened wrong here. This is not a normal part of the curriculum, I don't believe. No, no, no, no, no. The mythical assper. Mm, yes. Sort of like, I'm not marketer, son. I started this thing. Look, hey, I am here.

Like, I don't really care. You've got into my head now where I'm like, whatever. I think this happened to me that's really funny is obviously there's the insecurity of like the game but also just then I was like

what if I just do a funny one on purpose? Yeah. But then I was like, no, because you have to throw it to the wolves. You could be torn apart because you're trying to be funny. I have done that before and I think this,

I did it in a episode where I was with people I'd never met before and I was like, I'm dying out of years. I'll just make it intentionally funny one. Yeah. It wasn't funny.

It was not funny. That's bad. And I was like, that's when it really... Also, we've done this as like a big group of Sanspans people. We've recorded one live from a hotel room in Sydney. Yeah, that's right. And that was really big on, oh, you thought that answer was funny. Yeah.

No one laughed. No one loved. Yeah, it's very reminiscent of very early on, like, uh, sanspans where we were in Cards Against Humanity first came out and like it hit the world by, you know, storm. Yeah. You were playing it. Hit the world by storm. Whatever, right?

It took the world on fog, whatever. He's right. So, like hot cakes. Yeah, yeah. And everyone was playing it. We played it. And we got to a point where we weren't just playing the game, but everyone was like, oh, you thought this was funny. Yeah.

And then you'd end up basically being, oh, you did this one. It became the meanest game in the world. Yeah. It was really good. It was the only way to play that terrible card game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. We're bad people. Yeah.

And just while in between questions here, it's time to a cut to our sponsor of this week. sponsor of this week. Cards Against Humanity. Ah, no. Isn't it a, here's another funny thing about this podcast. When you've done your answer. I get to riff. Well, yeah, but because we're also here, it feels like you're having a little private conversation that we're not meant to be part of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're going to stay out of it. My answer was bad, by the way. Yeah, I can tell, because you fell into the middle ground of, yeah. You didn't take long enough that I was like, this is a well-thought-out, clever answer, but it also wasn't straight off the cop. Yeah, it's still sending it. Yeah, he's in the weeds, dude. Constant of the future, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Look, okay, when it's revealed that no one, after no one's picked my answer, and then at the end, I'll tell you my reasoning why I hesitated. Okay. And I think you'll believe me and be like, okay, we'll be on your side. The answer to this question, though, is dangerous.

And I found that some whom you know what questions fall into this category, which is the question in itself is like, what happens on this day. Now, you're tempted to give it a title and then explain it. Are the other questions going to be like a couple of sentences?

Are the other answer going to be a couple of sentences? Or is it going to be the name of the thing? Is your answer going to stand out because you've written like seven words? Or is it going to stand out because you've written three sentences? Exactly. So there's a good mix of both here.

I was like, Matt, please, be kind to us. If it's just the name, maybe snip out, whatever we had, whatever we were us. You know what you're saying? The correct answer is one of those two And people have submitted both kinds So, yeah All right, that's fine.

That's fine. My very part of the podcast Where No One Can Talk Because they're writing lots of sentences. All right, the answer in. Final question, what is the synopsis of the movie Adam's Apples? Here are your options.

I hope one of them is the, yeah, sent in. I don't even care. Don't even read this out. Don't read this, Matt. Matt's on his dumbstruck. Stopped him. Stopped him. I mean, I'm just going to delete one of the house options because I'm like, this, it's hard to keep six different movies. Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.

Seems like you'd been rendered speechless. Yeah, I'd just stay. Wow. He's like, well, he'd be funny, but all three of me, wrote, hey, don't mind this. Please just attribute one of the house to do to us. Please. All right.

Okay. Sure. That's how it goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I started not funny. And I ended not funny.

And in the middle, nothing. At least you're consistent. Yeah. That's what people appreciate his consistency. I'm glad we already have an audience and our podcast wasn't living or dying on our appearance on this podcast. I was glad I hope no one's listening

and this is the sort of revelation where they go, wait a second. Hang on a second. This is what these guys are doing? The moment that they are given the ability to turn on each other, they do. And they constantly deconstruct everyone's style of humor making their podcast now unbearable.

Have I not noticed that the podcast is bad because they're yelling? so much. I'm pretty confident some listeners are going to hate this episode. Yeah. Well, hey, sometimes you've got to take a meta-textual look at the podcast you're doing, okay?

And look, hey, if you are this deep in the podcast and you've been like, I've turned it off by now. I mean, if you've made it this far, maybe it's playing in the background, you're like, God, maybe it'll get funny later. Hey, don't hassle mad about this. Let us know directly. There'll be links to us in the

show notes I can only imagine. Pass on all negative feedback this way. Well, maybe, you know, there's night legs in the show notes to distance themselves. And if you're loving the vibe, obviously check out plumbing the desk. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, of course. Or any other episodes of Who Knewit that we've appeared on.

And editor, Connor, if you want to put this at the start of the episode, I'll just give you this. Hey, listeners, before we get into today's episode of Who Knewit with Matt Stewart, just letting you know this one, not good. But before you launch into emails to Matt. Why not email plumbing the death star directly?

We are pretty sure it was entirely their fault. Anyway, good luck.