Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 165 - Rosco McClelland, Amy Matthews and Sam Lake (live in Edinburgh, Scotland)

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 165 features comedians Rosco McClelland, Amy Matthews and Sam Lake!This episode was recorded live at the Monkey Barrel Comedy Club in Edinburgh.Support the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Will's podcast: https://shows.acast.com/legitimate-likesCheck out Matt's new stand up special: https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his last stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESee the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. Oh, thank you so much. I'm the titular Matt Stewart, and my first guest is host of I've had a rosé. Let's talk about feelings. It's Sam Lake. Hello. Sam, you're back. I'm back.

You couldn't get enough of me. No. two times that's right yeah and uh it's barely enough i i i i can't come more we'll have a little break but you will go again okay fair enough our second guest is releasing a vinyl comedy album uh as of recording this week i believe it's called commute with the foxes welcome amy matthews So exciting. Yeah, very exciting. I know, and I got the price breakdown for it a couple of weeks ago,

and I'm going to need you all to buy nine. Just bear that in mind throughout the course of the evening. And our third guest this week is the 2016 Scottish comedian of the year. It's Roscoe McClelland. That's an old bio. I've done other things since 2016. I don't know. I probably didn't need to add the year in, did I?

No, but you know, it lets people know that people think I peaked. No. I did briefly and then there was a dissent, but I'm on now up again. I've came back up. But I mean, like, that year, you know, Billy Connolly was still around. So, like, that's pretty sick. Is this how I find out he's not? Is Billy still kicking?

And he's still around. He's still right. But I mean, he was even more around then. You know what I mean? He'd seen him do a lot since 2016. If anything, you could see, I finished it. All right, so this is the way the show works, Rosco. I was just asking Roscoe on the Green Room

if he knew what this show was about. He's like, no. So this is mainly for Rosco. This is the way the show works. I should ask, is anyone not heard the show before in the audience? Hello? Hello is a weird way to respond to that. So the way the show works, Roscoe, is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question.

Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. Then read your answer as well as the real one. And then you have to guess which one is correct. So you're basically just trying to trick the other two. And then you're going to try and guess the correct answer. All right. Does this make sense? Yes.

Yes. You'll get that. No. Yeah, I'll figure out. I'll figure out live. All right. So the first question, two different people sent this in. Eric F from Marrickville in Sydney and Michael Schroke.

Schneider from Jerusalem, and the question is, what does Lordosis behavior mean? What does laudosis behavior mean? Could you spell that? Yeah, is that L-A-U or L-O-R-R-D-O-S-I-S-I-S. Okay, that's a spanner in the works. And then behavior, you got it. So while you're writing those answers, I'll explain to the audience, mainly this guy over here. how the scoring works so you get one point oh by the way Reese is our scored and I welcome Reese on the tech desk so Reese you probably need to listen to this the most are you you are you on mic yeah I'm here I'm okay great round of applause of Reese so this is how the scoring works you get one

point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer and by the way I'm also playing as the house. Okay, they don't like the house here. You're very anti-authoritarian, aren't you? No! There's just an incredible housing crisis going on here right now. Oh, yeah.

Well, you would have thought they'd probably support the idea of a house then. Not one. Like, we can't all fit inside you. Yeah, okay. That's fair. So, yeah, I'm playing as the house. I'll put in two of my fake answers for each question. I get a point for each one of these that I guess choose. So each of us can scribe up to three points per round,

which seems fair, but it probably actually favours me. The House, and the House always wins, though. If you've listened to previous episode, you'll know that is not necessarily the case. And in the final round now, to even things up, you three get triple points. Oh. Yeah, that's pretty... Can you see... I mean, I feel for the audience listening to the audio of this at home,

Roscoe's face just lit up. Yeah. I said, I don't know what I'm doing but triple points I'm going for Our questions come from our great Patreon support Is any patrons in tonight? If you want to submit a question Sign up on any level via patreon.com

Stugronpod linked in the show notes So the answer in for question number one What does laudosis behavior mean? Here are your options A disease where you cannot stop leaping Option two Getting buzzed from drinking too many cups of tea option three

of all pertaining to behavior that's evocative of 19th century gentry specifically of French aristocratic dinner party inspiration or origin option four it's the name given to the condition where you hear musical notes when you eat food option you know that one

option five being strangely obsessed about another country's royal family or finally sticking your butt in the air to indicate you're horny all right I know it's not the last one because I know what that's called it's called Roscoing

yeah do you want to lock in an answer which one do you think it is I think number four I can't remember exactly what it said but number four definitely sounding like

what I would lock in for yeah so mute the musical notes when you're in food yeah chewing notes all right locking that in Amy what do you think

I think I can't ask for them again one was really long I can give them to you quickly maybe I'll be upset with myself okay we don't want that to happen we hit have fun

I'm going to say it's it's the it's the musical notes okay both go on musical notes lock dear is that allowed is that allowed

that is allowed that is allowed that is allowed that is allowed It's not, okay, it's not the first one, the leaping one, because they've heard Lordosis and have gone Lords are leaping. But maybe that's what Collins or whoever wrote the dictionary did as well. I, I, I, I, do you have Collins dictionaries over here?

Gem Collins. It's very short. There's, what was the last one? The last one was sticking your butt in the air to indicate your horny. the second to last one it's obviously not that being strangely obsessed about another country's royal family yeah i'll say that even though i don't think it is that which is a terrible strategy for the game but whatever okay i'm a rebel yeah all right here's i wrote the answers that one you just shredded their late you know about lords a leaping that was roscow yeah and you know

But after I wrote it down, I was like, wait, I think that might actually be the right answer. I thought it was fantastic. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's, that's good. I'm pretty smart. Just but by the by, Claire, who's one of the managers of this venue, said you and Roscoe shouldn't sit next to each other. It'll be confusing. Oh, yeah. For the listener at home.

That's what I'm wearing at. It's been drawn from memory. Very happy memory. Yeah, very happy memory. Memories of 1943. So getting buzzed from drinking too many cups of tea. That was the house. Now this one, I thought, really deserved a point for some of these words in here.

We had pertaining, evocative, aristocratic inspiration. That's probably pretty standard word. Amy wrote that one. I knew it. Gentry as well. I mean, fucking hell. She loves the gentry. Splitting at the seams with fantastic words.

Thank you. Sam didn't believe it was correct and was correct in thinking it wasn't correct. Being strangely obsessed with another country's royal family, that was actually written by Eric, one of the question writers, aka the house. Roscoe and Amy went for the musical notes

when you eat your food. Sam wrote that one. Oh, look at him go. Thank you. God damn it. So, Rees, that's two points for Sam. And that means no one got the correct answer, which is sticking your butt in the air

to indicate your horn is. Stop it. No. That's got FOSCO written all over it. Specifically the butt. Yeah. More commonly animals, not humans. You know, like cats and rats do it apparently.

I forgot that things other than humans get horny. I did not. So, Rees, do you want to give us a score update? I mean, I'll probably tell you the scores and then give us the update because I don't know if you fully understand how it works, but...

So it's one point to the house and two points to Sam. Can we get a score update, please, Rees? So it's two points to Sam and one point to the house. Ooh. I will say this, Rhys. just traditionally you normally go up from the lowest to the...

But it's up to you, you, do you, to you. It builds up a little suspense, but, you know. I got a pronunciation, I got a renter. This next question comes from Nick Saxby from Montrose in Scotland. Are you in Nick? No, okay. Is Montrose anywhere near here?

No, okay. I mean, arguably. Yeah. Yeah. Well, all right, I'll make that argument then. Nick's question is there's a plant with the Latin name Tajets Minuda

I did not look up the pronunciation but that's what it looks like it is you've got to come up with the fake common name for it could we have a spelling T-A-G-E-T-E-S M-I-N-U-T-A Tadetes

Minuda I reckon that's where the Latin would have pronounced it While you're writing your answers, let me tell Reese a little bit more about Lorda's behaviour. And if you know, if the audience wants to listen along, they can too. But I just want you to know I'm mainly telling Reese this. I'm here for it. Eric writes, Lordosa's behavior, also known as presenting, is the naturally occurring body posture for interest in copulation present in females of most mammals, including rodents, elephants,

and cats. The primary characteristics of the behaviour are a lowering of the forelimbs but with the rear limbs extended and hips raised. I just realise I should be reading this a little more sexily. Arching of the spine and a raising or

sidewood displacement of the tail. While reflex laudosis behaviour has not been observed in humans, positions similar to laudosis can be seen in those being mounted from behind. Oh, wow. Thank you to that.

All right, the answer for question number two. Which of these is a common name for the plant Tagedes Minuta? Here are your options. The common laburnum. Stinking Roger. The daffodil. Disappointing shag. Miniature fly bottle or nun's ass.

Okay. I reckon Amy, it sure go. first here what do you think common laburnum stinking roger the daffodil disappointing shag miniature fly bottle or nun's ass oh I think I care so much about

getting it right that I've stopped being entertaining it's all like I just can't focus on anything else what was the second one stinking roger it does feel like that could be a plant, doesn't it?

It also feels like something that would come out of Roscoe's brain. Do you know an island they call Daddy Longlegs, Skinny Phillips? Really? That's quite stinking Roger adjacent, isn't it?

Yeah. No, do you know what? I'll say, Stinking Roger. I say that's a lot. Well, locked in. What, do you think, Sam? Something's pulling me to a disappointing shag. I think I think I'll love you had a recent breakup I've been with my husband for nine years how dare you

oh gosh I'll have to tell your wife gay I think I'm the first gay person you've had on the podcast right I'd well only because I didn't realize yeah fair enough yeah it's a clara glera

Normally got a pretty firm position on that And Roscoe, that way is just you You can go Stinking Roger, you can go disappointing shag Or you can go your own way What was the one that was about a bottle? Minature fly bottle Minature fly bottle sounds good Good image as well

Is it a miniature, in my head Is it a miniature bottle with a fly in it? or is I fly with a miniature ball I genuinely think they're the kind of questions that keep you up at night I do

The kind of questions that wake me up screaming in the morning I'll go for a miniature fly ball Sounds good to me Locked in Roscoe Here's who wrote the answers Nuns' ass That was written by Nick from Montrose

Very Montrosean sort of answer is The Common Laburnum That was Amy just as more very flowery language from you you'd hope so in this round surely you'd hope so I figured that's indeed like more Latin and I was like well it's not going to be more Latin for Latin

the daffodil that was Roscoe just having a bit of time off why not take it easy take it where do you get your ideas I saw a daffodil earlier on and I thought I'll need that for me disappointing shag

Sam I'm afraid that was the house oh yeah boo Roscoe I'm afraid miniature fly bottle was Sam oh he's done me again that's back to back oh he's caught me again he's sort of got you in a trap much like a miniature fly bottle

yes do you think it was a fly in a bottle fly holding the bottle What do you want it to be? I need to know because I put my mind at ease now. I know you've been created it. Is the bottle a glass bottle or is a bottle part of the plant? It's glass, yeah, it's glow.

But does it grow out of the plant? There's no plant involved at this point. Then sure, I wrote down the name of not a plant. Right. And that means that Amy is correct. It is Stinking Roger. Ah! It really paid to not be entertaining for about 30 seconds.

Did you know that? Because you did not same surprise when that was... No, I just, I had a... I just felt right. It felt right. I didn't know it. But now I do. Yeah.

As do we all. Yeah. It sounds like a cheese. Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The cheese, the stinking bishop. It is.

There we go. Well, Roger could be a bishop. Oh, my God. There's a back story here. Annie's in a bottle. Bishop in a bottle. All right. Now, how do you picture that?

He's in it. 100% he's in it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, the second round, Amy gets a point, the house gets a point, and Sam gets a point.

We had the single Sam fan over there. One is more than I expected, so that's nice. Here is question number three This one comes from Emmy White from Albuquerque And Nathan Lang from Edinburgh Oh you son of a gun Just a fan of Edinburgh

Or Nathan Lane Yeah Where is? I mean it's a big city You know Did you say Nathan Lang or Lane? Well it's spelled L-A-I-N-G So I don't

I'm not really It is, that is just Lang Yeah That's not La Ing lying lying yeah well anyway

it's not here so I'll probably just edit it out his mention there anyway the question is what did Kevin Durant NBA basketballing legend what did Kevin Durant tweet on the 31st of July 2010

you just got to come up with a tweet of a of a man named Kevin Durant and while you're writing your answers hey let me tell you a little more about stinking Roger although Reese you want to give us a score up

Yes, so we've got Amy on one point, we've got the house on two and Sam's taking the lead on three points. Thank you. You can still mention me, you can know I'm going to know. I don't exist until I got a point. I don't make the rules. All right, here's some more info on Stinking Rogers. This is called our Nick. and Nick. This tall, upright plan is part of the... Have you all written

your answers? Because this is pretty dull. Oh no, hang on. Apparently Nick first came across it when he heard it by the name of khaki boys. Which is a name given to it by the Afrikaans people in South Africa during the Second Boer War. So it's a bit of fun.

Question three is what did Kevin Durant tweet on the 31st of July 2010. Here are your options. If Michael Boubley hasn't met her yet, then how do you write a song about her? Option two, I'm watching the history channel in the club, and I'm wondering how do these people know what's going on on the sun? Ain't nobody ever been? Option three, Kevin Geraint Arms. Option four, I just tried to lean on a sliding glass door, but it was open so I fell over kind of the reverse bird flying into a window thing

option five it's just throwing a ball at a hoop bitch or finally Kevin Durant okay Sam what do you think you got booblay you got the Suns you got Kevin Durant arms got a reverse bird window you got a hoop bitch or just the name Kevin Durant so the last one set, so he's like the American Ed Balls. Yes. That's how he's often known, yeah.

But I think whoever wrote that knows that would be a reference, so then that's a, that's a stinky little trap. I, oh, it's getting very panto. I think, I think

I think I, I, you simply have to calm down. I think it's the, the window one. leaning against the window thing lock on that in for Sam what do you think Rusco yeah I like the leaning against the window thing as well that's good so he leaned against the window and then fell out of it yeah well yeah I think it

was that he was trying to lean against a glass sliding door but it was open so there was no door so I just sort of oh yeah one time a friend of mine ran into a glass door yeah head first but there was a bit of rope in front of it and it was just his head height and the rope kind of pulled his head back and then he propelled his head in at the glass door really good thing to see yeah

a friend of Rosco's rest of peace shit he's still alive so you're going to go to window one of them yeah window two please all right look then I'm going to go watching the history channel in the club all right sick

do they put the history channel on Indy Club. Do you know what? If they did, I might go. Yeah. Do you know I think it's crazy how the History Channel used to be like, we show history and then nobody was watching and they're like, what if we told people that aliens built the pyramids?

Here's the right. The answers. Michael Boubley hasn't met her. How do he write a song about it? That was Nathan. Okay, the house. Who obviously isn't here. So, Fair enough, you didn't give him any love for that. Kevin Durant Arms. Oh, that was Amy.

Were you influenced at all by Sam talking about? No, I was like, I was going to go down the Ed Ball's route, but then I was like it would be more believable if it was him trying to sort of Google search a specific path. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. The full Ed Ball's answer was Roscoe. Yeah. I just want a point so I can exist.

Is that too? It's just throwing a ball at a hoop bitch That was Sam Yeah Hell surprise The sliding glass door Reverse bird one I'm afraid was the house

Fuck sake So two points of the house That means Amy is once again correct It is the history channel Sun One Club So Reese two points for the house

So Reese two points for the house there and one point for Amy and yeah if you want it I mean I don't know if it's more fun to just keep Roscoe not existing or not but that's up to you yeah yeah just keep me in the primordial goop brother I'm before we get the score update and to find out if you are bringing Roscoe into existence here is question number four comes from Stephen Dunn from Harlem in the Netherlands but are you in tonight Stephen yeah now I thought you might have been that's so funny that someone from the Netherlands is in

but Nathan Lang couldn't just wander down the road Steven's question is what is the name of the Italian professional footballer who plays as the striker for Siri B Club Padova so he's got to come up with the name of an Italian soccer player basically do you want to give us a score update Reese yeah Roscoe is still on zero

then leave me out here Reese Amy is on two Sam is on three and the house is in the lead with four points Boo All right

while they're still writing their answer Here's a little more info about the tweet It's had 53,000 retweets as of today, 7,000000 likes Here's some replies Scoreboard guy wrote in 2021 a classic from nearly 11 years ago.

I appreciate that update. Thanks, scoreboard guy. The band's official, the smash mouth band's official account replied in 2019, very much in the frame of Sam's question, writing, History Channel, in the club? In the club! Then we got Andy Zelensky in 2017 writing, they have telescopes and space to see what the sun is doing

and monitors and sun filters to look at it. Six years after, he's like, a stupid question. In 2017, also six years later, Zatman 1567 wrote, this is one of the weirdest tweets ever tweeted by a human being. So many different levels of this tweet,

I am mind-blown. It sounds like an EA rule-line, doesn't it? Ryan Horn wrote, you do realize you can't land on the sun, right? And you can see the sun with a telescope, just so you know and finally in 2017 adapt overcome number one wrote sure they have they are smart and go at night hey well you're still writing your answers let's go for a quick break all right we're back here are the answers or here are your options for question

number four what is the name of the Italian professional footballer who plays a striker for the Siri B club Padova. Is that how it's pronounced Siri B in the Italian Sockley? Love that you looked at me for the answer. You were, I mean you've been talking about your gym routine. Yeah, you're our jock today.

No, that's just on toxic masculinity. I couldn't give a fuck about any sport, really. Whereas if I said that to Rosco, that would be a slur. Good. Yeah, I think Siri would be Yeah. All right.

like sports he said yes thank you thank you so much double confirmation as an audience you're really pulling your weight it's very impressive it's really good really really strong I'm very proud of you all it's gorgeous all right here are your six options Bobby Bavito

Landa McCutcheesaw Marco Jalfritz Marco Goli Marco Golo Gabrielle T. Verosti or Kevin Lazzania. Okay, we're back to you, Rosco. I think I'll go for the second last one, Gabrielle Tiavorosti. All right, locked in.

What do you think, Amy? Could I hear the second one again? Landa McCutchey Saw. Oh. Can you think it's that one? What was the first one? Sorry. Bobby Bobbito.

Oh, no. Third. Marco Gelfretzi. I'm going to go for that one. All right, locked in. That leaves Sam. What was the lasagna one? Kevin Lazzania.

Right. That sounds ridiculous, but I did recently learn of a football commentator who I believe is called Alan Brazil. And he's a very sort of like red face, puse-colored man. Yes, oh okay, that makes it okay And then I keep mispronouncing his name as Derek Venezuela That's not mispronancing It's just saying a different name, sorry, that's what I mean

So a Kevin, as ridiculous as it sound I believe there could be a Kevin Lazzania Yeah, I think I'll do Kevin Lazzania, please Locking in Kevin Lazzani for Sam Here's the answer is Bobby Bavito with Stephen Beautiful Good fun. A.K. The house.

You just chew the house. You chew the house. Landa Makuchy saw. That was Sam. Fantastic. Beautiful. Did I get the pronunciation? I think that's a throwback from your last episode.

Yes. Linda Makuchy saw was what I said to a question last time. Oh, I love it. Yes. I love a sequel. A Easter egg. I like a callback. Yeah, that's a well-earned one as well.

and I didn't get it until I read it out. You didn't the first time either. There's something about the Cucci that you just... Yeah, I don't see them. You don't see him. I'm Cucci Blonde. Marco Golo, that was a house. Yeah.

That was good. I did. I googled the famous Italians. So I spent way more time on that than you came up with the Coochie store. I should hope so. Marco Gelfretzi Hang on, oh no, I'll come back to that. Gabriel T. Verosti, Rosco went for that.

That was Amy. Oh, you rat, you rap, person. Now, Amy went for Marco Jalfretzi. That was Rosco! Aye! I exist! On the board! I would also like to say that I believe that the pronunciation is doing a lot of heavy lifting

because really I just wrote down Marco Gelfraise. Is that? What is... Jelfraise is like a curry. Yeah, I'll be honest, if you'd have said Marco Jalfraise, I probably wouldn't have picked it. So I'm actually 116th Swiss Italian, so I do add a little bit of... I do, you know, talk a little. So I apologise.

And that's why I feel, you know, 1 16th offended by the real answer that Sam, God, it's Kevin Lazzania. No way! It feels like it's been like absolutely made up by a racist, but... That is like J.K. Rowling trying to name an Italian.

character I walk past the cafe today that had a sign which one which one there are about a hundred cafes in this godforsaken city yes that claims to yes have been the origin of really yeah yeah hate speech was written here yeah isn't it what is it still a positive for business having that up as a sign um for business yes yeah for business yes yeah Depends with ethics, morals, yeah. Yeah. And it poses a real problem

when the shopfront wants to change. Yeah. That's very good. That's actually all a comedian ever wants from another comedian, by the way. They don't want laugh, they just want someone to go, oh, very good.

it means so much more I should just quickly warn you as well about 50% of the listeners are transphobic so I'll tread carefully around it I think it's even higher in Edinburgh actually but you do irony up here yeah all right so

Reese that means there's a point there to Sam a point to Amy and a point to We're up to the penultimate question here. This comes from Paige Carroll from Arizona and Lewis Gamel from Glasgow. Are you in Lewis? Yeah! All right. Well, fuck Paige then.

This question comes mainly from Lewis Gamal. And the question is, what is the alter ego of DC Comics character Floyd Belkin? Floyd Belkin. So you just give us the super name and a brief description of their power or whatever. But yeah, so their normal human name is Floyd Belkin. What's the... I think you understood the question.

That's funny because I was explaining it worse. Somehow, you're like, I don't know, stop talking. All right. Do we want to score update, Rhys? Yeah, so Roscoe has one point. Yes. Amy has three points Sam has four points

and so does the house the house has four points Sam It's actually it's actually a really unique feeling for me to be hated so it's actually it's just it's great

to see how other people live their lives Well, here's some more information on Kevin Lazzania. This Stephen, actually, Stephen the question writer, wrote this. And I think it's fantastic work here from Stephen, by the way. Stephen writes, The deliciously named Kevin Lazzania is an Italian-born striker, never reaching the highest heights. He is plugged away at many pro clubs and even represented the Azuri,

the Italian national team. he quotes wikipedia.org saying lasagna's natural role is that of a main striker in the centre but he's also capable of playing the second striker or a left winger and he can you know adds a bunch of different things whatever that's just a set up that's really just set up to a Stephen's final zinger

which is you could say lasagna has many layers that's very good. That's very good. The answers are in. Yeah, we're in. Question number five. What is the alter ego of DC comics character,

Floyd Belkin. Bizarro. He only knows how to say his name like a Pokemon, but he's just a story. strong as Superman. That is bizarre. I think he fits the name for sure. Option two, the crimson trombone.

Can shoot a blood like goo to incapacitate his enemies out of his trombone like head. P.S. it also sounds like a trombone when he does it. Option three. Skinno. Oh, to school the skinno. Skin-o, cursed with power of eternally growing skin. It's house must be so fucking dusty, man.

I think that, I mean, I think that's all humans have that. And a lot of reptiles as well. Option, whatever the next one is. The Iron Bro. When he drinks his special concoction, a bright orange fizzy soft drink, He destroys his enemies in a delicious and delirious rage. Option 5. Dynamesh.

He can walk through walls. Or finally, arm fall off boy. He can detach his arms to use his weapons. Okay, Amy, what do you reckon? So you've got Bizarro, Crimson Trombone, Skinno, Ironbrough, Dynamesh or Arm Fall Off Boy. I mean part of me really wants it to be arm fall off boy so I don't know whether to just lean into that and you know but he can yeah fuck it why not I'm fall off boy yeah yeah look them Sam what do you think what was the trombone

one the crimson trombone I don't know I don't know if this all help or hinder you, but trombone's misspelled. Oh. Why is it my spelling just their end? Begins with a K. It's just a U where an O should be, I think, trombone, instead of trombone. Is it trombune? Hey, are you where an o should be?

What's the other one? Or it's spelled correctly and I don't know how to spell. Equally possible. Oh no, I see no, they've fucked out up there. The Dection Eddie. I don't. Yeah, maybe the website you've been using is wikipedia.org. Ah.

Wait, the person who wrote the question is here. Is it you? Can you just tell me what it is? No, okay, fine. You should ask him to spell trombone. No, no, that wouldn't be fair. I like it. He was playing it very straight there.

Bizarro sounds like a real one, but I don't know if that's their power. Oh, fuck it. I'll just say Bizarro. Bizarro locked in. That leaves you, Roscoe. I've forgotten them all. Bizarro, crimson, trombone. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, no. See, the guy who's power to walk through walls, is he just using a door? Are we? Because we're all doing it. Some of them are even very well lit, fire exits. I'll go for the door guy.

Locked in for Oskar. He is who wrote the answers. The Crimson Trombone. That was Lewis. Woo! Sorry, no, I don't know why I outed your spelling there. It was mainly because, you know, I was really feeling how much everyone was hating the house doing well. And I didn't want, I didn't want Sam giving the house a point. But I loved your work.

Yeah, really strong. Skinno, that was Sam. Yeah, because I think there is an ex-man person who's... You know who hates X-Men? Their skin just... grows and grows and grows they're like a big blob some of the powers are sad Skinner is a lot of fun

the iron bro that was the house trying to you know get in in on the culture but I had to Google what it looked like and the internet's description maybe on Wikipedia at Orge was a bright orange fizzy soft drink yeah mm-hmm

dinamesh Rosco went for that that was Amy Oh, damn it. Walk through walls, fucking stupid. Sam went for bizarro. That was Roscoe. The people's champion. Dying home with a wet sail. And that means Amy's correct. It is, I'm fall off boy.

What? What? Fantastic work. So a point for Amy. me, a point, no, two points for Amy, sorry. Wow. And a point for Roscoe. So we're up to the final question now.

We always finish with a movie synopsis question. So this would be your longest answer now. Probably, you know, like a paragraph. And this comes from Zoe D.L. from Epping in New South Wales and Australia. And the question is, what is the synopsis of the 1972 film, Our Lady of Lust?

What is the synops of the 1972 film? film Our Lady of Lust. Now, this is worth triple points, by the way, which I know Roscoe is absolutely lordosing about. Rees Stewart, do you want to give us a fire? What is the one before five? Penultimate score update. I've already used it.

And I thought I'd try to find another word. Who am I bloody, bloody Amy Matthews? I don't have that kind of vocab. So we have Roscoe on two points. And tied second place, we still have Sam in the house on four points. And taking the lead after last round is Amy on five points. All right, while they're writing their answers, because this one normally takes a little bit longer.

I've got a bunch of info about this guy, Arm Fall Off Boy. This is according to the Gone and Forgotten Blog. In the almost impossibly unlikely event that you're unfamiliar with Arm Fall Off Boy. Like, he's living in a bubble, this guy. Here he is, debuting or debuting in Secret Origins, Volume 1 from 1989, armed fall-off boy was reportedly the very first rejected applicant to the futuristic legion of superheroes, appearing and failing to pass the inaugural occasion of the venerated lesion tryouts.

Probably legion, not lesion. Although, if you see him, he does, he's got a lot of, his arms look like they're full of lesions. Anyway, it, as the name employed, arm fall off boy's power is that his arms fall off this is what he says in one of his first appearance he says and this is in his audition to join this super club or whatever he goes observe as I detach my limb and then it I've got the actually got the panel here and then it goes plop it's pretty incredible does it and his arm his arm sort of

whole looks like an anus. It does, yeah? Plop. Pretty bit of fun. He didn't, he, and then, so the next

scene, he's like, he goes, so, when will I be inducted? And then the panel's looking at him like, they go, um, hey, thank you so much for your interest. And best of luck,

um, finding a group that's suitable for your talents. Brutal, cop that, plop indeed. But yeah, this blog is very defensive of Armful Off Boy. Like, people put him in the list of all the, you know, the lame super heroes and stuff. And, like, he's, I mean... He's also known as the detachment of cancer. He's also...

Wow, that is really interesting. And I'm so stoked that I just read about this because that's wrong. It's so fun to be able to say this to a nerd, but you're wrong. That's actually a brand new character created by James Gunn, but it is similar. Yesterday, I couldn't have done that tomorrow, I won't be able to do that. But today, that's in there. But yeah, you're very similar, though. Cute attempt to put in another guy.

Detachable kid is just another name. another way to say a child of divorce. Sorry. So Armful Out Boy is featured on a list like the 15 lamest superheroes of all time and 20 superheroes with useless powers and the ten dumbest superheroes ever conceived. But this blog says the thing about Arm Fall Off Boy, though, is he's actually just perfect for his intended purpose.

Armful Off Boy was originally intended as a satirical take on the often absurd powers of the Legion and their prospective members. Keep in mind that this was the highly imaginative silver age organisation which includes heroes like Matter Eater Lad and Bouncing Boy and once admitted a fellow named Nemesis Kid without realizing that he might be a bad guy. So yeah, I think he's really, I think he's a lot of fun. Plop. There's another panel where he's a lot of fun. he's just a he's fallen apart and he's just like sorry

I don't think he's doing it on purpose there but it's fun because his legs come off too oh yeah and his legs sort of don't you think they look kind of like giraffe legs there he might be wearing leggings oh my god you're right is it just his arms and legs that come off

or other parts coming off it's a great question I mean, in this panel I'm looking at, it's just the arms and legs, but, yeah, his crotch is obscured slightly, so... Wait, wait, this is a child, isn't it? I take the question back. To be honest, look at this guy. It looks like he's about 55. Yeah.

He's, yeah, he's... Man, come on, mate, you're not a boy. Instead of this time... Your honour. It doesn't... The sound effect on this one isn't plop, it's a point, point, point, point, point, point. So his arms and legs popping off. All right, the final question is, what is the synopsis of the 1972 film Our Lady of Lust?

Here are your options. Tammy, a sheltered small-town teacher with a painfully boring life, has always wished for something exciting to happen. That is, until she discovers she is the center of a decade. old prophecy of the Lustians, a sex-obsessed cult that is convinced she is their Messiah. Will she embrace their way of life and join them,

or fight for the mundane existence she thought she hated? And how will she explain this to her boss? The answers will shock, even herself. That boss came out nowhere, yeah. My entry. That's after one, option two.

There's a lady. She has left a life of sin behind to move into a convent. However, her old life cannot be left in the past as a statue of Jesus comes to life in front of her. Obviously, he is all muslin ripped. Obviously. Jesus manages to convince her to partake in the Holy Trinity and she gives herself to the Lord

and the Father and the Holy Ghost. Option two, option three. After a near-death experience, the promiscuous and sexually liberated Christina sees the error of her ways and repents on the spot. Having vowed to become a nun to save her sinful soul, she keeps her word and decides to join a convent, much to the objections of her friends.

However, as Christina learns the ropes, the fire between her loins starts to burn. And before long, she finds herself relapsing into the same old day. sins. Then you've got on a pilgrimage to the Camino Trail, three gentlemen from Oxford are forced to take a detour from their planned route after one of the men, Lawrence, gets an allergic reaction to a bug bite. They stop at an inn and the keeper's daughter, Pollyann, seduces him and he refuses to leave. The other two men, Philip and Mac, complete the trail and their

holy vision persuades them to return to the inn on a mission of justice where they attend. to take Pollyann to a nunnery. Lawrence is forced to choose between Pollyann, his brotherhood and his faith. Or finally, Sean Connery plays young... Sean Connery plays young farmhand George working near a secluded nunnery during World War II.

During a sudden raid, he seeks refuge in the nunnery, only to discover he is about to become their sexual plaything. plaything. A role he relishes until the 14 nuns experience a supposed immaculate conception. Okay, Sam, any of those

jumping out at you? They all sound like you've pulled them off Wikipedia.orgie. The second to last one sounded very well written, which makes me think it's Amy.

not Hollywood but you don't think I can rate good Sam which one was the second to last one second to last one was about a pilgrimage on the Camino Trail with Polly Ann you would know you wrote it I the okay no was the second to last one the one with the boys from Oxford yes

Damn it. I might just be falling into a trap here, but I'm going to... Yeah, no, I'll go for that one. Good noise. Loved that. What noise did I make? You sort of swallowed it. It was nice.

Come again? Yes. Save it for the Trail of Camino or whatever it was. To me, it sounds like, this was like, ooh. Yeah, it was really nice. It was just, it was very nice. Sometimes I swallow my campness and keep it deep down. Well, that's what I asked you to do.

At least until the end of the episode, please. 50% of the audience are really not enjoying. What do you think, Roscoe? I liked my own one. I've watched that. What was the... What was the first one again? The first one had something cool about it?

Tammy the sheltered small-town teacher with a boss one with Christina if I know go for the boss one because I think that boss coming out of nowhere is like a trailer it's like and there's a boss yeah she works for a boss yeah back to work you know the Christina one was about she she was a sinner she was a sex crazed sinner and then went to join a nunnery but ended up finding her own ways no I go for the boss one boss yeah okay locking in the boss for Ross um all right that leaves amy i think it's the christina one if it's called the late our lady

lady of lust is that what it was called our lady of lust yeah let's go christina all right what was that one actually called just the christina one the christina one well they're all all called the same they're all called yes yeah the christina one imagine if they're like you've written a fake I'm actually changing the title my one's about a car that talks there was another one I didn't really like your

Christina final answer there was another one that was quite similar that you could choose that one if you wanted there was a lady all right here's the answer Sean Connery impregnates 14 nuns

That was Sam Can I just say though I base that off a film which I do think is real but I don't know the name of it and I don't know who's in it because I've only seen it on TikTok with Chinese subtitles I also made and produced the film myself

The one that was really stiff not to get any one biding was the one where the late there's a lady and she gives herself to the Lord brackets and the father and the holy ghost that was Roscoe yeah that was good yeah very good

uh Roscoe went for the one about the lustations Tammy the small town teacher has a boss that was Zoe the question right okay the house yeah I've always hated whatever she came from so that's just that's just a single point for the house there, thank you, Reese.

Then, what else was? Sam went for the one about the Camino Trail. You were a bit worried that that was Amy. Rightfully so. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what it was? It was because you would,

you would, you would, you would, you would given the woman a name. And was it Polly Ann? Polyan. Instead of just Pollyanna. Yeah, it was Pollyan hyphenated. Poly, Polly-Hifen An. Polly-A.

And then screwing over those boys from Oxford. Yeah. Yeah. I think more than anything, I just want this film to be made. And that means that Amy is correct, the one about Christina discovering the error of her ways. Wow. Oh, fuck, I should have been. So, yeah, double triple for Amy there.

We'll keep the suspense up. We'll get you to tell us. scores in a second. This, just quickly this movie is by director-producer Sergio Bergenzelli or Bergenzelli who has been described...

Cousin to Kevin Lazzani. He's been described as a loose canon of the Italian erotic film industry. Zoe writes, there isn't heaps of info on the movie, but it seems like it has alternative titles including Christina the Devil Nunn and

loves of the nympho an IMDB review reads a hands down sleaze fest of the first order two stars alright Reese

well quickly Reese can I just check in how have you enjoyed being the score you've got quite a lot of power up there have you been enjoying that yeah that last one was tough

I'm also heavily disliked so trying to figure out who's answer was who was tough but I've had a great time Roscoe is actually the winner good review Reese all right race what are the final scores okay so in last place I mean you could just say fourth with only two legs with skills still attached to his body on two points we have

Roscoe in third place with four points we have four points we have Sam in second place we've got house on five points there's a couple of people clapping at the back it felt really good actually and that means our winner is Amy with 11 points

thank you so much thanks so much for joining us just before we go where can people fight you um Instagram I guess that's where it's good you know good luck spelling the name Roscoe McLellant so that's on you less than Instagram I'll be there

yes see how about you amy people buy your album around the world absolutely can so yeah all of the details are on at Amy F Matthews on Instagram or my website amy matthewscom or monkey bower records.com and I will also hopefully for your Australian listeners be out in Melbourne and Sydney

in 2026 and yes yeah very lovely and yes the album is available to pre-order right now in fact there's a QR code upstairs for the people in the room and yeah it's online for everyone else and how about you Sam? I'm hoping to become the loose

canon of the Italian erosica industry you can find me at Mr Samlake and also I have a podcast as well, which all three of these people have been guests on. It's called I've Had a Rosie. Let's talk about feelings. And we're doing a live episode at the Cheerful Earful Festival,

if anyone's in London, in October. Oh, some fellow I don't know. We'll be there on a day. I've had a Rose Day. I've completely forgotten it. It's an October at some point. Award-winning podcast. Yes, we won

a lobe. A golden lobe. Big round of applause for our guests. Cheers to tuning into who knew and Matt Stewart and now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. I know you're being... Specifically. Yes.

Yes, I've been lying to everyone I know. And pretending like I know things when I don't. Yeah. I love your T-shirt. Thank you. For people listening, I'm wearing a T-shirt. It's a flostika. We're ironing out some issues here in the UK at the moment.

I won't tell you again, Amy. It's pronounced sugar babes. It's the original lineup of the sugar babes, who were Nazis. Who were the original sugar babes names? Thank you for asking. Here, underneath my right breast is Keisha. This is Chavonne, and that's Mutia Buena. Mutia Buena.

She sounds like a tasty snack, eh? Yeah, she is. She is. Kinderbunos. Yeah. Yeah. I could only see two of them for this angle, and I was like, that's the Tuga Babi. I can sort of

I can make Mottier and Chavon just kind of like dance a little bit I'm wasted on the audio media I really am Sam that was perfect thanks so much you're so welcome

I can't remember the question but you answered it beautifully so is it how's everyone feeling out there has I got any of you going well they won't they won't be able to hear this back home but the back row is exhibiting some lordosis behavior.

Hey, Sam. Yeah. So you did Leg Day today, is that right? Yeah. So that my lordosis behavior is extra juicy next time. What do you do on leg day? Thank you for asking. I do squats.

Yeah, I've heard of them. Yeah, I do Romanian deadlifts. Ooh. Yeah, I respect other cultures. I do walking lunges with a sandbag on my shoulders. Yeah, yeah. And I do calf raises, holding a dumbbell. You raised a calf.

Yes. Yes, I did. Huge. Supped, you know. I didn't breastfeed it myself. What did you say? But you could, like, I think you can get contraptions where you sort of wear, like, a false order. I'm not.

we mix in different circles but back home that's pretty common it's a milky a nation it is a much milk yeah the land of milk and honey would you wear it in the front or the back um well I think that's really up to you

but I prefer to go front front on yeah oh yeah oh yeah now how do you picture the boars in that war now are they Dutch or are they a little pig things

he does not specify he's hard to know maybe Dutch on the peg things that's true could be little Dutch pig things yeah

yeah that'd be good wouldn't I think that would be really good yeah I think we're really hitting it off Now Sam That's leg day When are you doing arms

Well I actually I actually do an upper lower split at the moment Do you want me to talk you through the upper routine? Yeah Okay well I take some uppers No I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I love a love Um

Upper Bench press inclined bench with dumbbells pull-ups bicep curl or preacher curl and then

I forget the last thing lap pull-downs that's a thing isn't it yeah yeah yeah thank you no thank you thank you

all right the answer for question number three no follow-ups okay fine no what's the country of origin for the pull-downs. Somewhere nice, like Spain.

Thenerife. That's not but short for Latvian pool-dains. That's very obvious, Rosco. Well, yeah. Yeah. Hey, now, Sam, what do you do for, like,

core strength stunning question I mean if it wasn't a podcast I would just show you but then could you hold a microphone to my mouth as I do it with pleasure

I'll use the girder if that's okay oh yeah yeah okay so if you okay if you hold that okay lovely and I'll yeah that yeah this will work

okay great Sam's on a clowning course no I spent a year at circus school I didn't pay a French man to call my mum a prick so it's just oh no the grip isn't great

but okay it's just kind of I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I kicked you I'm so sorry did you love it though it's your long leg hang on can I just I have got some ceiling on your knee

oh no that's a hot no okay never mind I'll leave no that's fine lovely beautiful that was so good that was genuinely very impressive thank you it was sort of like reverse lordosis yes just sort of from the front yeah I don't I think we do is there any parts of your routine what do you do for rest day I do

oh I love a lasagna sorry come I just ask when you were reading all of that out, you said Wikipedia.org? Not org. Like it's short for orgy? Well, I think it's unclear. So I think we're both equally right. You don't know if Wikipedia is an organisation or a very well-documented orgy. Well, it makes sense while they're asking for money.

It's a lot of, you know, hygiene products and whatnot needs to be paid for. New sheets. New sheets. New sheets. You know, it cost of living crisis, sheets are expensive. Well, you would get plastic ones. Oh my God, that is so true.

Because then you don't have to buy more. You can just, I've never gone to... So for my rest day, I'll just have a walk. That would be a nod, man. The plastic sheets. Everyone's sticking to the sheets and... Oh, okay. Yeah, it's not for pleasure.

It's for, it's for purpose. Yes. You ever made a lasagna with chicken? really good actually what the fuck are you talking yeah I was trying to take away for this orgy you were talking about to Sam back to the lasagna thing you're like all right well come back to the orgy then okay chicken lasagna yes it's really nice I mean I mean the the linking thing is sheets there as well yeah shoots in both yeah wait what mince chicken or chick no junk's chicken chicken chicken chicken

chicken take a lasagna oh no you get the buck out of Wow. I'm kind of glad I kicked you now. Guys. Iceland used to do a check-in-ticket lasagna. He sure did. That sounds fantastic. Yeah.

What about a gel-freszi? Jalfrezi lasagna? Am I close to them? Jalfrezi. That was good. Jal-Ferzzi. C, C, C, C. Or is a wee?

No, C-C-C-C. Speaking of sheets, how's the spreadsheet getting on that? Oh, good, you're all good? All right. This is the last cutting and pacing I've got to do. Normally, I would have got one of you to be doing this for me. I thought it was more fun for you just to play and let me do all the atmosphere. I think we can all agree we're all having a lovely time.

Genuinely. As long as the four of us are. Yeah. You know. Can I, whilst you're copying a pacing, can I talk about the funniest thing that I think's happened in a comic book? Yes, please. That would be fantastic. I feel like, because you, was that your question?

You might know this already. There is an addition of Superman, where in one issue, he experiences being near pink kryptonite. Yes. And if Superman is near pink kryptonite, it turns him gay. And like in the issue, it's like he's really interested in Lois Lane at the start. And then as soon as he finds the pink kryptonite, he suddenly takes an interest in Billy from the office.

And he's too busy to go and, like, fight crime because he's got like brunch or something. Pink kryptonite sounds like if they ask chap or own to do a song for the new film. Pink kryptonite. She is pink kryptonite. Yeah. I'm going to keep my day. You're writing lyrics.

Pink kryptonite. I'm going to meet up with Lists like slither tonight. Yeah, that's all right. It's 2025, it's fine. Turning people gay with pink kryptonite. Yes. I agree.

Thanks. Got a hot one of me. I know the torn soon. So close to Anna, I've really lost control. It's the secret recruitment drive. We're not supposed to talk about it. Thank you.