Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 175 - Jess Perkins, Dave Warneke, Ryan Jon and Suren Jayemanne

Episode Date: January 18, 2026

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 175 features Jess Perkins, Dave Warneke, Ryan Jon and Suren Jayemanne!This episode was recorded live at the Cheerful Earful festival at Humdinger Studios!Support the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's new stand up special: https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his last stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESee the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guest are the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart. My co-host this week is Australia's third most prominent comedian with Sri Lankan and accounting backgrounds. It's Seren, Gianmana. Seren, welcome. Thank you.

I'd do this to all my sidekicks. Are you okay? Yeah, I've never been better, thank you. Would you like me to or would you like to introduce our guests today? Oh, up to you? I put him on the spot. No, I know, that's why I was... I mean, yeah, just off the top of my head, not having a script or anything.

Our first guest is the co-host of the hit podcast, the Tony and Ryan podcast. It's Ryan John. No, I think I'll leave it there. Okay. How's it going, Ryan? Welcome back. Good to be back. Thank you.

Your third appearance on the show. It is. And you're just good talent. Can I say that? Thank you. I'm also talent that's available very quick. When did you message yesterday going, what are you doing? tomorrow, dude.

No, I was actually three days ago, but it is funny, I don't know if this says something about your own self-esteem, but every time I've asked you to come on, you said, who dropped out? Yeah, yeah, I don't know, maybe, yeah, I've got to work on that personally,

but I just always assume that I was, like, not the first pick. No, always first picked. Yeah, okay, thank you. I appreciate you saying that in front of people, so. We can get that clipped for you. Thank you, I appreciate it. Our second guest this week,

Sren, you want me to take it over from here? Our second guest this week has a brand new podcast out, called Jess Writes a romcom. It's Jess Perkins. And it's tearing up the chance to it. Everyone listening to the first episodes of, yeah. Thank you.

It's up in the Australian top 40 podcast comedy category. Whoa. That's the big time. Yeah. That's what it deserves. I'm going to check it. Next time I get a moment. I'm going to check for a live update.

But it is climbing. That's exciting. I didn't check. Matt checked for me. Got a friend. I'm going to subscribe right now. Thank you. You don't have to listen.

Subscribe. Our third guest this week is host of the book cheat podcast. It's Dave Warnocky. Hello. Can I get a quick chart check for book cheat? I did have a look. Oh, no. I will say this.

It only goes to 200 and you haven't released an episode in months. So what are we? 35. 35. One ahead of Jeff. So, the first of the first. The way the show works. Oh, has anyone not heard this show before?

A few. I'm excited. Shane on you. I just want to just letting you know the people who, if, because this is a podcast, it's an audio thing. So hands up won't do. Who he hasn't heard the show? Yeah. Okay.

A handful, awesome. All right. Well, I'll be explaining it mainly to you three. Our new biggest fans. I don't see them as people I haven't listened. I see him as potential big fans in the making. I might like it. I might like it.

What a review. It's not a no. It's not a no. It's actually quite optimistic. Yeah. I might like this. I said that when I first tried licorice ice cream and it's not good. This is the licorice ice cream of podcast.

I hate that when you're like, I reckon I'm going to like this. I could be on here. No. Yeah, that's devastating. And you keep licking, hoping. What? That's what you three should do. Keep licking.

Keep licking, keep hoping. That's my tip. Especially when it's two things you like individually. Ask cream and licorice. I like them both. Don't tell me you don't like licorice because there was a clue there. There were clues to why I didn't like it. Yeah, so.

Yeah. Who's to say. So for the new listers, this is how the show works. I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. So I then read their answer as well as the real one. And Serene, our sidekick's also putting one in. So there's so many options you've got to choose from.

And then our three guests have to try and pick which one's real. So they're trying to convince each other and also trying to guess the correct one. Now, first question comes from actually two separate people sent this one in. Casey from Canberra and Haley from Calgary. The question is, what does coccolorum mean? Cochallorum. Cocholorum. Is that with a C or a K?

With a C and a K, to be honest. And a second C. And a second C. C-O-C-A-L-R-U-M. Cockalorum. What does that mean? And that came from Canberra and Calgary. Canberra.

It's in a real international world, as long as places start with the CA. And even like Canada is CA. And ACT is AC. See? Whoa, this might go all the way to the top. While they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works.

You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contest, and another point if you correctly guess the answer, and by the way, I'm also playing as the house. You booed and you've never heard it before. That's how quickly you got on board with the vibe. You don't have to boo, by the way. That's just something that everyone's done every time so far. If you're sheep, then keep booing.

But if you're a cool independent woman or man or other, feel free to cheer the... I'm doing three pods today and this is the start of the second one. Third one is going to be real good. Tickets still available? Tickets still available. Can you believe it? So yes, I'm also playing as the house. Someone did message saying, hey, love the episode.

But you're not saying house weird anymore. That was me trying to get back on track. Hose. Put into my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writer and we get a point for each one of these that I guess choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me the house. Okay, sheep.

Sound more like cows, to be honest. And the house always wins, though, if you've listened to previous episodes, you'll know that, is not necessarily the case. And to even things out, the guests get triple points. in the following around anyway most of our questions come from our great patron supporters if you want to submit a question son up on any level by patreon.com slash do go on pod linked in the show notes any patrons in see that's something you could be by the end of the day as well a listener and a patreon to go from having listened to patron subscriber in one

afternoon which is huge news yeah and i really appreciate it yeah all right so the answers are in the answers are in question number one what does coccolorum mean here are your seven options wow

and just checking how many are you correct just the one as far as I know here are your options what does cockalorum mean the appointed keeper of the town's rooster main duty guarding from foxes and thieves

Option two, 18th century speak for a self-important strutting little man. Option three, a chicken-based problem with no obvious chicken-based answer. Option four, it means a city that is excellent but gets overlooked by bigger cities that are more popular. Examples. Calgary and Canberra. I know we're not supposed to give it away and I was like, he hasn't said the exams. That's a good one.

I should say, if you don't know Ryan that well, he's not good at this game. Has read the dictionary cover to cover. I'm actually out to see. Yeah, perfect. That's so funny. I don't think you've read it all. Option five, a small bone located in the area around the eye.

Option six. Courtesy in decorum whilst your genitals are exposed. Or finally, similar to the French dish, Coco Vin, chicken cooked in wine. Cockalorum is a lesser appreciated dish where rum is cooked in a penis. The rum is cooked in a penis. The rum is cooked in a penis.

Okay. Great. Yeah, good. Do you eat it in the, or is that just like the mechanism for which is cooked. All I've got is what I said, but I think, you know,

it's pretty straightforward. Yep, yep, yep, yep. The rum is cooked in a penis. Yeah. I guess you just suck it out. But, um... Ooh. All right, Ron, what do you think?

Any of those jumping out at you? To be honest, the challenge is remembering all seven to then choose from. I can quickly go back through them. You got the keeper of the town's rooster, the seven important. strutting little man, chicken-based problem,

a city that is excellent but gets overlooked, small bone located near the eye, maintaining decorum when your genitals are out, or rum cooked in a penis. I reckon you're remembered that one. I think it's the little bone behind the eye. I don't think it's the self-important little man. Yeah, because I've been called a bunch of shit

in my time. I'm one of them, but I've never been called back. So that's out for me. All right. So Ryan's going for the small bone. Here's the thing. I love playing this game with Serene because his answers are always batch it. And at the first crazy one, I was like, well, there's serens. And then there was like four more. And I was like, oh, no, I can't read Serren anymore.

It's usually really obvious. Yeah. And, yeah, we'll see if it gets more. Some people are saying I've changed the game. I've heard feedback. that some people play a second game at home when Serend's on where they do pick the saran. Yeah.

Does anyone in here pick the Seren? Yeah. It's great. When I found that, it got in my head. After I found that out. Now I try to write them real. You should make your own board game. Pick the Serent.

I have forgotten the ball again. Sounds like the behaviour of a cock and ditty. Keeper of Towns Rooster. Self-important, strutting little man. Chicken-based problem. City that's overlooked. Small bone. Decorum with your dick out.

Or rum cooked in a pan. The small man. Small man. Yeah. All right. Just because I would once again forgotten them all. Yep.

But it feels right. All right. Lock on that in for Jess and Dave. Well, as a small self-important strutting based man, I think that that's the right one too. Oh, you've been called it before. I've been called a cochillorum. Yep.

And I had to look it up. I had to look it up. That's funny. See, that's it. See, that reaction is how most people express that something is funny. But not our Matt Stewart. That's funny.

Computing. I enjoyed that very much. I find that rather comedic. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. Soran, do you want to tell us who wrote the answers? Sure. He just, like, right?

And how about, I'll say the thing and you can say who said it. I'm just really trying to get you involved. Thank you. Do you want to be involved, Surrey? Yeah. No, I'm happy. So who wrote the one where rum is cooked in a penis?

Oh, we'll start with that one. Who do you guys think, write that one? Yeah. Maintaining decorum whilst your genitals are exposed? That was the house. That one is so good. That one, that's funny. No, I just want to.

I wanted to say I loved that one. I loved it. The appointed keeper of the town's rooster. Main duty was to guard from foxes and thieves. Yes. That was the house. Casey. Casey wrote that one of the question writers.

They're all good. Keeper of the town's rooster. I love the idea that the town has a rooster. Yeah. Every town's got one. A chicken-based problem with no obvious chicken-based answers. That one was Dave. Oh, well done, Dave.

Can I just say that was funny? Thank you. A city that is excellent but gets overlooked by bigger cities. This is going to shock you. The example is Calgary and Canberra. That was Ryan. Well done. That leaves a small bone located in the area around the eye, which Ryan went for.

Someone's getting a point. Which means that's a point to Jess. That was you. More. Well done. More. Yeah, that was me. And that leaves us with the correct answer,

which is an 18th century speak for a self-important strutting little man. Hell does. Yes. Funny one for the little guys. Did you really? It's self-important little guys. No, but it just felt right. Jess, cleaning up.

Your name in the group chat is changing today. I'm on it. What do we call him? Cockalorum. Cockalorum. Is there a group chat? No. All right.

I'll get a score check from you when they're writing their answers to around. The second question actually comes from a listener in comedy legend, Anthony Morgan from Tasmania. It was on a few episodes on the past as well. Occasionally dams me some great question ideas. And this one is, which of these are real species? of fungus. So you just got to come up just the name of a fungus.

It's the question that's normally name a bird or a fish or whatever. In this case, it's a fungus. It's a fungus. And Surrend, do you have a score up, Dave? Yes. So obviously, Jess gets a point there for guessing the correct answer, but also for Stump and Ryan.

So Jess is ahead on two points. Dave gets a point and everyone else, the House and Ryan, on zero points. I don't know. I've never explained it to my sidekick, but every time they've always done the reverse climax. You know, they've gone high score down, which is just insane.

But also, it's like it just happened. Yeah, yeah. Maybe later in the game I'll mix it up around one. It's like, these people are like, you've got to respect your audience, Matt. You reckon they can add up to two? And now is the time, I think, to bring it up with Seren as well. Yeah. I think that's...

Yeah, that arguably is more insane. Yeah, I'm not right. I think that's fair to say. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on cock-a-lorum. So in the section where people can submit questions, there's a bit where they can put in a fun fact. And Haley wrote,

it's got cock in it. Is that something? Yes, Haley, it is. Miriam Webster writes, the image of Arusa, aka Cock, strutting confidently across the barnyard or belting out a triumphant crow has long been associated with brash self-confidence. It's an association that has left quite a mark on the English language,

giving us crow to brag, cock, a self-important person, and cocky overconfident, just to name a few. Cockalorum, which may have derived from the obsolete Flemish word cockalorian, meaning to crow is another example. It dates back at least as far as 1715 when it was used to describe the marquis of Huntley, son of the Duke of Gordon, a Celtic Highlander chief, who was himself known as the cock of the north. Presumably, can that be my name in the group chat?

Presumably, the marquee was not exactly known for his humility. Cop that, and that's a dictionary throwing shade. Imagine that. All right, the answers are in. Here is question number two. Oh, the other thing I should have said to you before the show, and you probably remember this, but yeah. The order.

Yeah, yeah, you want to. kind of we want to, if we can get out on a laugh, that's ideal. There's a lot of pressure there, isn't there? You could just do it yourself. I'm busy. You wouldn't understand, but hosting a podcast is very stressful. The answers are in. No, actually, it looks easy from here.

Do you want me to read him? George. Just to give me something to do. Your first option. We go to reread the question. Oh, yeah. Which of these is a real species of fungus? Is it the Blue Guild Widowmaker?

Oh. Is it M.K. Shroom? Is that, what's that like MF Dome or something? Is it? It could just be the right answer. Are you asking the audience why they laughed? Yeah, yeah. I just, yeah.

No, this job's hard, man. Is it the hairy curtain? Is it Kilcunda? Is it Uncle Toby's fungus, trademark? It's been trademarked. Is it the disgusting little fun? Or is it the erinous patisoneus? That's starting to ripple a little bit.

Maybe you need it to have beef well. in there for them to really connect. Yeah, I don't know if I got out on the right one then, man. Well, I think you just overestimate the audience, but... It was a thinker. And honestly, the contestants. Yes. All right. I like seeing these two in the corner looking over Saren's shoulder.

Oh, sorry. How rude. Give you to that. All right, Jess, is your turn first here. Yep. Can I have them again? Thank you. M.F. Shroom.

Harry Curtain. Kilcunda, Uncle Toby's fungus, disgusting little fung, or erinous Patersonius. Aaron Patterson's the mushroom cow. Now I get it. Very good. Very good stuff. Which one of these is real? Yes.

One of these is a real fungus. Okay. Feels like it's going to be the hairy curtain one. And if not, that deserves a point. I'm going for Hairy Curt Jess is locking in Harry Curt It was also my favourite answer ever Ever

Harry Co any question What was the first one, sorry Blue Guild Widow Maker Blue Guild Widow Maker And the second one MF Shroom Or MK Shroom No it says MF Shroom

You just read it wrong with this time Oh it is MF Shroom It is MF Shroom It is MF Shroom It is MF Shroom Okay Okay I know thinking's hard

I want it to be the but I'm not going to go the same as you again go the widow maker for me please Okay Were you going to go there The emergency table is about to kick in I think that's yeah sorry I was just patting my moustache there

Also Ryan why did you offer to Spray that into everyone's beard Except mine is mine not beardy enough for you Um We got a time limit day I think we gotta Yeah I think we got to press on I think we've gone this for six years

Six years Six years Give me a spray Three days Give me a spray You get a spray when you earn it Yeah I'll also go the widow maker

Because I feel like this is going to Yeah Kill husbands Yes Just to make it really clear what that means And it's also If you looked at you'd see It's got blue gills

Never been bluer All right Here's who wrote the answers When I asked Serend to finish with what he thought was the funniest, he went with erinus petersonius. That was written by Seren. Step aside, everyone else. Disgusting little fun.

That was Jess. Yes, it was me. Kilcunda, that was Ryan. It's not the correct answer, but there is a fungus in Kilcunda, and it's the people that aren't from they're moving to the town putting the house right back. Everyone just fuck up

and leave the locals to live their regular life. Technically correct answer. Just new one faggy for those of you've come up from Philip Ireland today. MF Shroom that was the house

and that was accidentally written as MK Shroom but I appreciate you punching that up for me, Seren. I was getting confused between the football team MK Don's and the

rapper easy mistake to make the rapper MF Doom alright so Uncle Toby's Fungus

TM that was Dave Warnikey Yeah Yeah Because you were chuckling to yourself For a bit I had to Google

the trademark symbol Yeah It's got the actual little TM A beautiful touch Now Dave and Ryan went for the Blue Guild

Widowmaker. I'm afraid that was Anthony Morgan, aka the house, meaning Jess is correct. This is the hairy curtain. It's the best answer ever. And it's a real answer. Isn't that wild?

The hairy curtain. I think Beck might even have a photo of it for us. And I don't know if the full name's better or worse. Hairy curtain crust. Yeah, it's worse, isn't it? No. Yeah, but apparently it's edible. And yeah.

Really? But should it be? Oh, you wouldn't find me? No. Because that was for you. Thank you so much. Feels like not a very effective, Kurt. Like a lot of light's going to be streaming through.

Yeah. The longer you look, it doesn't get better. No. No. No. Yeah, definitely see a special. Specialist. Question three.

Last year at Cheerful Earful, Dave, we asked the question, what did Dave Warnocky tweet back in the day? Which was really fun. So I'm seeing if we can recapture that magic with what did I tweet on the 22nd of December 2019. Bit of a laugh for the date there, which I liked. 2019, a funny year. Pre-COVID date.

beautiful time. While they're writing their answers, here's some more info about the hairy curtain crust, are in a nature spot. It has the Latin name, Sterium, Hursuitum. And then it says, Hersuit means hairy.

And indeed, the upper surface of these irregularly shaped, tiered brackets is distinctly hairy. I haven't read this out yet, but I assume it's going to be really fun and funny. Individual brackets are two to eight centimeters across and have irregularly wavy edges.

The colours, which are zoned and generally paler towards the margin, darken with age and vary considerably with location. But yellow, orange and brown, I heard of a fucking full stop, bro. Brown are most common and often carrying bands of dark green algae, giving an attractive appearance. The understandable underside is smooth and without pause and a consistent ochre yellow colour, full stop. There is no stem full stop.

What the... His ratio's right off. What is he doing? Nature Spot. Sorry, I heard of a full stop. He's going to make me laugh for a very long time. That just tickled me.

Like the website's literally called Nature Spot. Use one, mate. The full stop, nature's spot. Question number three. Just googled it. And they laughed at you. Turns out the wind hasn't been as long

on the round. You don't know I'm trying to say. Absolutely, roasted by the master there. Got him. Yeah, an old Sunday roast. Question three, what did I tweet on the 22nd of December 2019? Hey, gang, I'm in Wuhan, China. And boy, do these bats taste good.

Sorry, obviously got that wrong. Should have put that at the end. Option two. want you to know if you're reading this I love you and I forgive you Option 3 genuinely thought Lady in the Tramp was about a woman and a street dog who became friends

and maybe more Option 4 just found a key ring with my face on it the bidding starts at $1,000 $1,000. Option 5 if that's the number we're up to I'm so hungry

I let, I'm so hungry I let a low-flying duck eat my ass in exchange for lunch money. Option six, saw everyone posting about gravy day. I'm more of a chutney boy myself. Or finally, Dave Warnocky and I both started growing a beard today.

Let's see how it plays out. Okay, Dave, it's up to you. What are you thinking? I have always thought of you as a chutney boy. Yes. I'm going to just say that. Also, Ken see you getting confused by the lady and the tramp. Yeah.

So I think I'm going to lock that one in. Laying the tramp? Yep. Yeah. Because I'm more of a chutney man. You're a chutney man. But in 2019, we're... Yeah, maybe even called yourself a boy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think, Ryan? I was also going to say that. Dave and I grew up about... 200 metres away from each other, which is why we have the same answers. Shout out Volonia Drive. Hell yeah. 3095. 395. Anyone from Alpham in the house today? No. Who would I get... We'll extend to Nillambic, anyone? Yeah. No. Hurstie train line.

Anyone from east of here? Yeah. They got better things to do at ease. Can you run me through them real quick, sorry. Ah, yes. Uh, Wuhan. Yep. I love you. Layed in the tramp. Keyring with my face on it. Key ring. Key ring.

Yep. Locked in. I'm guessing, did key ring, I'm guessing there would have been a picture attached to it probably. Because I also was going to say maybe keywing, keywing.

Keywing. That's the biggest laugh I've ever gotten from Surrent. Yeah. Because I said keywing. And I made me realize I'd never heard him laugh before. I know.

He goes, oh. It was adorable. Was that the first time you've ever laughed? We're shocked by that sound. Serend's got a bit of a Dr. Hibbert laugh from the substance. You do a good Dr. Hibbitt. Do you do your laugh?

That sounds exactly like your real laugh. You would also probably have done Lifeline Duck because that's very funny. What did you say? I said Lady in the Tramp. Lady in the Tramp and you said Keyring. I want to say one. of those as well.

You can. Of course you can. I know, but I'm winning. I'm going to say, I'm going to say key ring. Oh, I love that. A hush one over the audience. That was like we're on

Who Wants to be a millionaire or something. Oh. All right, so, his wrote the answers. Dave Warnock and I both started growing a beer today. Let's see how it plays out. That was Ryan. Very good.

That's okay. And look, I would trade the applause for a point. Yeah, yeah. Steel on zero. I'm more of a chutney boy myself. That was Jess. That's really good.

Because it was the day after gravy day. Really good. It's because I have written three of these. Just only one of them in 2019. Oh, geez, okay. I love you and I forgive you. That was the house. Read that yes and I mean it.

Because I knew I'd be reading it out. You just thought that was. that'd be funny? I needed to hear that. Sometimes you've got to forgive yourself for everything that's happened so far. Because no one reacted, does that mean no one looks at your tweets? Like not a single person in the roommate

and he tweeted that yesterday. Oh, no, I didn't tweet it yesterday. I just read it and put it in here. You're still on Twitter, mate. I'm so hungry. I let a low-flying duck eat my ass. I wrote that yesterday. You should tweet that

That could be huge That's so dumb And so funny I love it That's so dumb That's so dumb Hey gang I'm in Wuhan

That was serrated Yeah Yeah I like you overcorrected Putting it right up to slot one Yeah What gave it away Matt

Matt wouldn't say hey gang Yeah No Hey gang All right, Ryan and Jess went for the key ring with my face on it. That was Dave Warnocky. Well played, sir.

You little shit. People are constantly, I don't even know this, constantly being like, Matt, look, I saw someone who looked exactly like you, and they never looked anything like you. It's just a man with a beard. I'm going to get photos of Ryan today. People will be sending him,

oh, I can't believe you're saying. Oh, my God. It's a Matt double gangner! And yet again, you dis my beard by saying that I never get mistaken for you. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I always forget. Six years. I think it's a great mustache.

Thank you. And maybe more. Mastash plus more. Lady in the Tramp, that is the correct answer. So Dave gets another point there. Oh, absolutely cleaning up. Well done. Has that ever happened before?

There's a perfect round for Denver. It's like a full house? Is there a name of that or something? Oh, the full house could work. You're welcome. Well, good idea for a name. You have a point. Dave.

Have you been too much from a point? Do you want me to give one of my points to Ryan? No, Ryan, surrender's the scorer. So if you want to beg for points, you've got to ask him. Rub the guy's beard. What else can I do? It's a good one. Coincidentally, Ryan is out in front on ten points.

Huge. All right. Question number four comes from Ben Brewflat from Cumber. Gap in Tennessee. And the question is, what is the nickname of former Major League Baseball pitcher Bronson Arroyo? Oh, wow. What is the nickname of former Major League Baseball pitcher Bronson Arroyo?

And while you're writing your answers, obviously there wasn't any more info to go in about that tweet. But I found Jess was smart enough to delete all of her tweets, but I do have one from Ryan, Dave and Seren from that same week. I just want to be clear I deleted them because I said a lot of crook shit Yeah Oh like cancelable stuff

I actually think I tried to find an app That like deletes your old tweets Because I like everyone was getting cancelled And I was like I can't be next Well let's see if we can do that today I can't ever remember I don't oh no yours is This makes me crimson

Yours is interesting I'd love to hear what you meant by it So the following day Dave tweeted and Beck, don't put it up yet, but you can put up the picture in a second. Dave tweeted, Facebook just reminded me that seven years ago, my dad made a fake, cool customer award for Pyface.

A chain he has absolutely no affiliation with. What a guy. And this was the certificate that was given to him. He gave that to me. My dad made that and gave it to me for Christmas. That's adorable. What I love it. It's the best.

You want to read it, Dave, what does it say? So at home for people says, pieface 2012 cool customer award Dave Warnacky in recognition of your outstanding support of our company and its wares in 2012 we love you too Dave He couldn't

He couldn't say I love you son He had to make that That's so cute And I said I love you pie Ryan You tweeted Bit of bad luck I guess with a headline,

this headline actually, Beck. Really? Okay, well that, that really, I thought that would... Ryan, yours is slightly less wholesome than mine. That is unlucky though, isn't it? The headline that Ryan thought was a bit of bad luck.

Well, I think at the time you were saying, you know, what a piece of shit. you know, who cares. But now... Sarcasm doesn't come across on the text that well, doesn't it? The headline does say, my God, this room did not like this.

Surveillance footage outside Jeffrey Epstein's cell during suicide attempt is a weird one for me to have chosen now that I think about it. Did my dad make me anything? Not that I could find, but don't worry. I think that will be edited out of the episode. Great, thank you.

Appreciate that. And if you can find anything from my dad, that'd be great. I was actually adopted in the product of a One Nightstand and never met him. But I love what Dave's done to do it. So that's good to know. So just everyone's winning really, isn't that I'm they? Full house, has a father.

What else is there? What else is there? I don't know if I should read out Serens. He tweeted the next day. But he's gone with this last. What's it going to be? He tweeted, me and my dad are having a great. day together today.

No, he... His one's weird, I don't know, let's just put it up there, Beck. He's replying to a tweet by Luca Muller. I know it is... I know it to be true that I've seen Gandalf's dick, in McAllen's dick, I guess. He was in Australia years ago doing Hamlet, or maybe Macbeth.

There's no part in either of those where he should have his dick out. But I swear he did, can anyone confirm this? And Serene wrote, I saw it too. It was King Lear and I had a King Lear. Do I tweet that the same day as I tweeted about my dad? Yeah.

I assume you and your dad were chatting about it together. Hey, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. And we're back. Answers are in for question number four. What is the nickname of former Major League Baseball pitcher Bronson Arroyo? Here are your options. Everything's fine. The boomerang.

Bron Solo. Fro yo-a-go-go. Yo-yo-jo. All-yogot-nees. Satin nuts. Or M.K. Shroom. Brackets. But only because MF Shroom was taken.

All right. We're back to you, Ryan. You got the boomerang, bronze solo, fro yo-a-go-go, yo-yo-jo-jo, all-yogit-nees, satin-nuts or M-K Shroon. Oh, the Yonit-Need! I think I want to choose yogurt knees just because whoever wrote that deserves a point

because I was fucking good. I think I'm going to go the Boomerang because he threw curve balls. Okay. Yes, good one. That came back to him. And Jess. Too much curves.

Jess, what are you thinking? Can I... What's the Froyo one? Fro yo-yogo. And the next one was Yo-Yo-Yo-Jo-jo. Yo-yo-jo. Which Australians say funny, I guess. Yo-yo-yo-j-dry.

Yeah, I'm going to go yo-yo-jo-jo. Yo-jo-jo. Dave, what do you... I'm going to go for Saturn Nuts. Okay. But what are you going to lock in? Well, like I'm ordering off a menu or something. I'll have satin nuts.

But Dave, if we could bring out attention to the game. Oh, I'll just have a pro. You go, go. All right, locked in. Here's the wrote the answers. It's so nice to see. Serend's got his confidence back because he finished with his own answer,

M.K. Shroom. Oh, no. They gave it nothing. Normally, when I read out who read the answers, the crowd all applaud a bit, and they did not at all. They knew.

They play a game where they guess, they're very good at it. bronze solo that was written by Ben the question writer also got nothing there Froyo a gogo was written by Dave Warnocky That's very good I wrote Froyo and then had backspace Backspace because I thought someone else will write

I was there already Then we had all yoghett knees Very good Which was actually submitted On a Spotify comment by Catherine Bergman and I said can I use this one day and she said I would love it if you did

so well done Catherine Bergman so she did that without knowing who she said that was just coincidence that Froyo came up and yogh that's so good I just hope one of us falls off this stage and does their knee because that's going to be able to make for a real long time can I be old yoghit knees in the chat

or maybe Ryan should I already changed you to whatever it was before oh yeah fair enough Can't change it too many times. Yo-Yo-Yo-Joe, Jess went for that. That is the first point to Ryan. Yeah. Well done.

And that means Dave is correct. It is satin nuts. I always go with my gut when I'm ordering. I should also say, Ryan went for the boomerang. That was Jess. So a point for Jess, a point for Ryan, and a point for.

Dave, everyone gets one there. Oh, wow. As we move on to the penultimate question here, question number five. This comes from Jason Westner from Chester Springs in Pennsylvania. The question is, why was criminal Donald Pugh in the news in January of 2016? What was criminal Donald Pugh in the news in January of 2016? Soran, do you have a score update for us? Yeah, I do.

At which order would you like me to read it? Well, no, I really shouldn't have stepped on your toes there. Do it however you like. Okay. In last place, having just scored his first point, it's Ryan on one point. Thank you, thank you. Coming third or second last.

I reckon third's nicer. Okay. Having scored zero points in that round, and with a total of two points, it's the house. And out in front, collectively, on a tied score of four points each, it's Jess and Dave. I like Des and Jave though.

Des and Jave is fun. Des and Jave, I'm changing the group chat. While you're writing your answers still, which I don't think you are, here's some more info about old satin nuts. Are you still running your answers? Okay, well, I'll tell them about it then.

Saturn Nuts apparently went by many nicknames during his career from 2000 to 2017. According to baseball reference, he was also called Smokey, Tax, Dirty Broyo, which is pretty close. Oh, I didn't even think. Oh no, that were two different ones, sorry, Dirty and Broyo. It's Dirty Broyo. That does feel wrong. But he was also known as Free Love.

Does that? Yeah, all right. He was a starting picture for the Pittsburgh Pirates, Boston Red Sox. Oh, there was somewhere in a Boston Red Sox hat before, but she's left. Doesn't matter. Like left the show or like... Yeah, with that empty chair there. Not like left.

Oh, to another plane. Oh, I hope not, because this would all feel inappropriate all of a sudden. Anyway, we hope she rests in peace. In an interview he revealed where satin nuts came from, and it's not that good to be honest. Somehow, some ways, someone started calling me satin' nuts. That's a great story, bro. No, he said he was so young and he had balls so big

that he'd go head to head with the Yankees at Yankees Stadium in a playoff atmosphere and not look like I was shaking my boots. They had a real big ball so big that they could have rings around them, I guess. Oh. It was everyone thinking like the silky sort of material. I went planet. Okay. Saturn.

Because you were the only one who guessed it. Yeah. He would know. All right. Honestly, do you reckon Saturn nuts is better or Saturn nuts? I don't care. Or Mojo-Jo-Jo-Jo. Mojo-Jo-Jo.

All right. Are the answers in? No, they're not. Don't worry about it. The answers are in. The answers are in. But an ultimate question here, why was criminal? Donald Pugh in the news in January of 2016.

Here are options. He stole a Bible from a motel and tried to sell it back to them. When they refused, he locked himself in the bathroom and wouldn't come out for three days. That sounds like another guy. I know. Is that how the story went? A bit about luck there. Option two.

He was on the run from the law, but he didn't like the mugshot posted in the media, so he sent the police a selfie. Option three, tried to rob a gas station with drawn on. facial hair as a disguise, but was recognized immediately. Dave? I've been drawing this on for six years. They found out by spraying some

beach salt on his... Wait a minute. Option four, he broke into a bowling alley to tear off the adjustable bumpers after losing a match to his brother-in-law who was using them earlier that evening. Option five, he was busted dabbing, too aggressively

during the Rio Olympics? This game, you really just need a command of what events were happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people have it. Some people don't. Option six, he escaped from prison leading to a big manhunt.

He was eventually found hiding in a church trying to blend in with all the other pews. You can't do regret face. For someone else? For someone else. I have not read these out before. Or finally, CZTV captured him robbing a convenience store

wearing a balaclava with nothing else. He was correctly identified by a tattoo of a mermaid on his buttocks. So in your misstep there again. All right, Jess. What do you reckon? Donald Pugh Did he still a Bible?

Did he send in a selfie to the cops? Did he draw on facial hair? Did he try and rip off adjustable bumpers in a bowling alley? Did he dab too aggressively? Was he trying to blend in with the other pews at a church? Or was he found out from a tattoo on his butt? I am going to go for sending a selfie to the police. Because I think that's very funny.

And I get it. Totally. When they're using like an old school photo and you're like, I'm 35 now. Put your best foot forward, yeah. I just got some head shots taken. Best foot forward. Such a funny way to describe that scenario.

Come on, cops. I'm just trying to put my best one. Yeah, come on. You're going to put my photo out there. Let me look my best. Let me be hot on the run. Dave, what do you reckon? I'm drawn to both CCTV ones,

the fake beard and also the buttock tattoo. Mm-hmm. And I think I'm going to go for the buttock tattoo, please. Buttock tattoo for Dave. that leaves you Ryan what are you thinking Dave and I are on the same way I think the stolen Bible Stolen Bible

Yeah I just think stealing something And selling it back to them is like the ultimate power play That's badass Yeah Yeah All right Here's he wrote the answers

He was busted dabbing too aggressively During the Rio Olympics That was Ryan That is so funny That's so good I was sure that was Surin How crazy is that daving is nine years old Yeah, that makes, that's upsetting.

That's a huge compliment as well that I thought that was Sarence. Is it? Yeah. It was like the worst thing you can hear. No, no, no. Because I love Saren's answers. Oh, well, you're welcome, Jess. Jess loves Saren's answers.

He was found hiding in a church trying to blend in with all the other pews. That was Saren. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. A smattering of applause. There is, they're not supporting your work today, I'm sorry. sorry. I invited you here today, Serena. Are you going to let Matt speak on your behalf like that?

Well, no, I don't like that to. They are, yeah. A lack of applause is speaking volumes. Trying to tear off the adjustable bumpers. That was a host. Try to rob a gas station with drawn on facial air. That was Jason, the question writer, aka the house. Now, Ryan went for the stolen Bible.

That was Dave Warnocky. Yeah. We are on the same wavelength. If you got around, you'd be so pissed. Dave went for the tattoo of a mermaid. That was Jess Perkins. Good one. Good one.

Naked except for the tat. That's good. And the balcala. Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. And Jess went for the... the selfie to the police and that is correct. Yeah, well done. Well done. That's great. That's the kind

of world I want to live in. So two points for Jess and a point to Dave that round, Serene. And we move on to the final question. Now we always finish with a movie synopsis question. This one's worth triple points. It's truly still anyone's game. This one comes from Jess Green from Geelong. And the question is, what is the synopsis of the 2022 film, Good Boy? What is the synopsis of the 2022 film Good boy. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about that crook, pew. According to Avianne Tan for the ABC News, an Ohio fugitive appears to have sent police a selfie of himself

because he didn't like the mugshots that law enforcement posted on social media. According to the Lima Police Department, here's a better photo, that one is terrible. Donald A. Chip Pugh apparently wrote last week in a private message to Lima Police on Facebook, according to Lieutenant Andy Green. The selfie shows Pew 45 wearing gold-rimmed sunglasses and a plaid suit jacket, police said. There is an active warrant for Pugh's arrest over an alleged failure to appear in court last month for an arraignment in a drink driving charge. Police had posted Pugh's booking photos on January 6 asking for people's help to find him, and he apparently messaged them

and called them the same day complaining about the photos. Apparently he said later he's like, I didn't like the way they talked to me. It was kind of disrespectful. So on a Facebook post, the cops wrote, there is an active warrant

for the arrest of Donald A. Pugh, nicknamed Chip, age 45 of Lima for failure to appear. Mr. Pugh is also currently a person of interest for several other cases. If you know the whereabouts of Donald Pugh, please contact the Lima Police Department. you can all, blah, blah, blah.

But he did end up getting found. But Beck, do you want to show the first photo, the photo that the police initially posted of him? So he did not like this. He did not like it. So you want to show us the selfie? I think that's. And here's a few.

While they're still writing, here's a few of the comments. Wow, he looked like a fucked up version of Carlton. Is it just me, or does this guy look like Carlton? Someone else wrote, dude, looks like Carlton from Fresh Prince. Someone else wrote, kind of looks like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Ballet. Someone else wrote, did anyone else glance at the two photos and think, Carlton? Someone else wrote, Uncle Phil got that bond money though

In the show Uncle Phil was Carlton's dad Someone else wrote Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down Laughing emoji Someone else wrote I have his location Didn't want to write out the homie like that

But he's in Bel Air Chilling with Will and Ashley Leave Carlton alone So the answers are in For the final question Triple points, don't forget. What is the synopsis of the 2022 film, Good Boy? Here are your options.

A dog named Shadow is adopted from a shelter by the Johnson family. Having never lived with a human family before, Shadow has to figure out how to be a good boy in a hilarious family comedy full of misaps and mistakes. It's option one. Option two, Christian, a millionaire heir, meet Sigrid, a young student on a dating app. They hit it off quickly, but there's only one problem.

Christian lives with Frank, a man who dresses up and constantly acts like a dog. Option three, after breaking up with her high school sweetheart, 25-year-old Lacey Peters buys an emotional support dog. Little does she know that man's best friend would do anything for her, and that includes killing anyone who adds stress to her life. Whoa. Whoa. Then we have the story of Jeffrey, a good boy who becomes a bad man. told through three stages of his life

Geoffrey is initially a good boy after an unexpected twist Geoffrey's sort of a good guy but showing signs of straying before finally in the final act Jeffrey's pretty bad Roger Ebert from Roger Ebert.com

said a decent film with an all-beard pretty incomplete title second last option Nicole Kidman who in real life is in a relationship with Keith Urban that will 100% last forever plays a character who is rich and clutches at her cardigan looking out to the ocean

after local baseball coach Donald Pugh was jailed Nicole steps up to coach the Geelong West Under 12 boys baseball team They were a rag-tag bunch, but under Nicole's leadership, they became good boys. Well, finally, Ruffles the dog is a naughty little boy, and one day he escapes through a gate that he's accidentally left open.

When hit by a car, he travels through purgatory and must find his way home by proving to God that he is a good boy. Should we do a score check for... before the... Yeah, you want to go ahead? Yeah, great. So it's very close. Are there, are the final round?

Triple points or whatever? Triple points, pay everyone but the house, yeah. Okay. So, on, in last place, I don't think the triple points will make a difference, but it's Ryan. No, triple point can get nine points. Still in the game.

It's Ryan. One point. One point. The house, they can't win. They're on two points. and then with neck and neck

it's very close out in front on six points by one point leading it's Jess Perkins on five points in second place Dave Warnocky Oh wow

Me the best Whoever wins I'll see spray their beard Oh I need this Okay so regardless Dave's getting it sprayed I need this Because he's my beard Yeah

A bit of fun A bit of fun The rest of you keep up with these too, okay? I missed it was it good? It was fine. Was it something about your hairy curtain? No.

Okay, I just thought it might have been. If it wasn't, then I would not bring that up. It'll work. It should be fine. All right. I was so sure. I assumed that's what I was. No.

No. No. Dave. Oh my God, I have to remember. Yeah, no. Adopted from a shelter by the Johnson family, never lived with the humans before. You got the millionaire heir who's got a dog,

a man who pretends to be a dog. Oh, yeah. You've got the emotional support dog who kills people if the owner's stressed. You got the story of Jeffrey, a bad man who started off as a good boy. You got the one about Nicole Kidman, who ends up coaching a Geelong West under 12th baseball team. Or you've got Ruffles the dog, who's a naughty little boy and has to prove to God that he's a good boy.

I think I'm going to go with the emotional support dog that kills. Yep. Great. Chills. All right. Locked in. Locked in for Dave. Okay.

Ryan, what are you thinking? Now, I assume everyone listens to the Tony and Ryan podcast, but does it be? Anyone actually listened to the Tony Ryan podcast in this room? Anyone? So you will know, the one person down here, that my grandma's name is Betty Johnson, and my grandpa is Eric Johnson. And to hear a story about a lonely orphan get taken in by the Johnson's

is, uh, I mean, there's the saying close to home, but that's literally my home. So I'm just going to throw it a sympathy vote and say that was true. Wow. If someone's written that knowing that they were going to, to manipulate you. That is, that's gameplay to another level. Yeah, that's psychotic.

I don't know if that's like, but I'd probably respect it. That leaves you, Jess. What do you think? I'm going to go for the guy who dresses up as a dog. Okay. All right, here's who wrote the answers. That's you. That's my impression of you. Creeper to fuck. The dog that has to prove to God that he's a good boy, that was Dave Warnocky.

Yeah, nice. You all found that really disturbing. It said to me it sounded like, yeah, it was, what's old dogs go to heaven or something? Yeah, it's sort of like that. Yeah, he's got a little sniff around a bit, you know, in purgatory and prove he's a good little boy. Yeah. And all I'm asking is 25 million. Oh, wait, were they thinking it was like a Catholicism sort of proved?

Oh, is that what you were? No, it doesn't matter. Not an altar boy thing. All right. I think I just didn't like... Well, I've misjudged that again. I couldn't figure out why they were thinking it was crook. but it wasn't that.

No. I think it was just a dog getting hit by a car. I think your crook-Ommas a bit off. Yeah. I was an alter boy, but never had to prove anything. No, I didn't.

Yeah, that's great. Connor, can you look after us in the edit today? Good luck, Connor. I'm just happy my tweet's not the worst thing now. In the end, it was, you know, it's all in the same ballpark, doesn't it? Jesus Christ The Nicole Kidman

Coaching the boys That was Ryan Yeah When you later read out That it was good boy And not good boys I was like Ugh

I fucked that up So The one of Well don't worry Because the one about Jeffrey That was Surin All right

So the last three Is what you three Went for So one of you is correct Now Dave went for The dog that kills its owners

friends if they cause stress. That was written by the question writer Jess, okay the house. Great way, it was a good one. Ryan went for the dog named Shadow living with the Johnson family. That was written by Jess. And Jess, is it fair to say you'd know that history?

You have met his grandparents. That's not true. I know you're adopted because you don't shut the fuck up about it. I did not know about the family connection. I just went for, what's a plain surname, Johnson? Sorry that they took me in and fed me and shit. Yeah. Thank you for your apology.

And that means Jess is correct. It is the man called Frank pretending to be a dog. It's the critics love it. and the, everyone else doesn't. On Rotten Tomatoes, 94% of critics like it,

45% of audience members but people, like, people say stuff like a very disturbing movie. This is objectively one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

So people hate it, but the critics are like, this is good. A terrifying twist on the notion of man's best friend. I read the full synopsis last night. Yeah. I don't want to spoil it because it's maybe it's something, I don't know.

But anyway, here's a still from it, Beck. Oh, yeah. So it's a horror comedy. I think I've seen, not I haven't seen the movie, but I've seen maybe the trailer or something. That's terrifying. Wait, that's the dog your grandparents adopted? Yeah. Shit.

You're not safe, man. All right, can we get a final score check, please, sir? ran. Yes. There's no mystery. Going into that round, Jess was ahead by one point. And then during the round,

Ryan obviously got zero. Finishing on, but still finishing on. Finishing on one point. Woo! Scoring one point in that round, the house, finished on three. Yeah,

a bit of a mix there. Dave, zero points. He's still on five. And the winner, out on a whopping. 12 points. It might be my highest score ever, I think. Jess actually scored enough points in that round to win the whole thing.

Oh, just that round. So you kind of won twice. So it's a bit greedy then, I guess, yeah. Jess, well played. Now, where can people hear your brand new podcast? Most places you can find podcasts, but some apps, I keep getting messages that they're not available there yet, and that's not my fault.

But it's called Jess writes a rom-com. And you can check it out, please. So good. Ryan has followed it. That's listening right now. Ryan's listening to it right now. I put my phone on sign. That's actually pretty good.

Which was considered up you, actually, yeah. That looks good. Who did the artwork? My friend Sophie. Good on, Sophie. Really good stuff. Ryan, where can be able to find you? To search for Tony and Ryan, it's Tony with an eye on YouTube or any of the podcasting apps.

And, yes. Dave, what about you? Book cheat. My book podcast is back. for a new season. So check it out, babies. And Soren. I don't have a podcast

because I'm too busy being your slave, but I don't know. I don't know if I love that phrasing. But we, yeah, Matt and I will be touring. As equals.

Yeah, I'll, yeah, I mean, Matt's got the key and and I've got the chains but we no we'll be doing our

yeah a split bill comedy show from yeah the tour has already started we're in Bend to go last week we'll be in Geelong very soon and yeah so keep your eye out for that's right Brisbane and yeah Melbourne next year and Adelaide and everything

should be a lot of fun speaking of fun there are tote bags out the front oh my god the do go on the do go on to toad the front to beat me because I'll be running straight out there so see you in the line. Yeah, the merch test will be open. There's also stickers and badges and posters and magnets.

Yes, well done. And free selfies with Jess. Yeah. The winner. Yes. And if you want to see another show, straight after this, Primate's is in here. We're delving into episode six of the ape titty slide saga. We think we're finally going to blow this case wide open.

And if you don't know what that means, I worry, we're going to recap it at the start. Is that our previously on? Yeah, yeah. But yeah, thanks. Big round of applause for all our guests. Big round of applause for yourselves. And cheers for tuning in to who knew with Matt Stewart.

And now that you're not, I've been Matt Stewart. Good boy. Bye. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Welcome to the show. This isn't the show yet.

How are you feeling, Sirane? I just want to check. Check in with, is everyone out of theirs, all right? Yeah. But you're all good? Yeah, but you asked me and then you... Yeah, yeah, well, I just thought, I'll check it quick with him. I didn't really mean it, but I wasn't.

Okay. But you're all good? Dave, all good? I'm so good. Jess, you're all good? I'm okay. Ask Ryan. I think I just missed the window to open my drink. Can't have it now. This isn't even a show.

Do that feel good? Yeah. Should it on into the mic, really? Can we get another can for Ryan, please? We feel good to start Yeah Are you good? Hey

Oh yeah Matt Are you okay? You're all good? Actually is what I was trying to Yeah Are you good? No, I'm in a bad way Before the show officially starts

Can I ask a question? Yeah Here we go When everyone was out grabbing a drink Uh huh I sprayed Some sea salt spray Into Matt's beard

And then like rubbed it in Did you feel something? Yes. Yeah. A frisson? I was like, I think we're more than friends. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so if anyone gets a hint of that in the next hour or so, like, this is where it started. Matt, can I just check, is that why you are asking if everyone's okay? Yeah. I just, yeah, I've just been assaulted. But is everyone else? Do you want some spray? Do you want a quick sprint before we start? Is this good audio?

Oh, no, this won't be. This won't be, this won't go out in the audio feed, no doubt. Is the mic picking that up? Oh wow It smells really good too It's weirdly into it It's meant like two minutes ago You're feeling pretty comfortable

Matt can you now ask me if I'm okay Sirina are you okay Absolutely not And we all You three know that you're sending your answers to Zeran Oh yeah These are all things that we could potentially have asked Before the audience sat in

But anyway, are we ready to start the show? Yes All right Hey God Can you play the song one once again and then I didn't read it

I didn't read it I didn't read it serves that's right for texting each other sweet nothings during the room Yeah that's a Wait is there a group check going Yeah The four of us are having a great time

If everyone wants to know how fun it is Dave just texted me like two minutes ago saying are you free A bit of fun It's a bit of fun It's a bit of fun I can keep talking about these things but if the answers are in, I reckon that's even better.

Oh, no. So here's some more info on that fungus. The answers... No, they're not. Dave, you're still writing? Or are you texting Ryan? I was texting Ryan and now I'm running away answer. Oh, okay.

Well, that feels about the right. When you finish writing your answer, could you text me? Yeah, well, actually. Thank you. Actually, if they just text each other, their answers, we could probably just go home. We can go upstairs and record a podcast.

All right. All right. And I didn't send it to Ryan. Oh, well done. Good strategy there. All right. The answers are in for question number three. What did I tweet?

I haven't put these in order yet. Okay. Well, you do that while I'm reading the answer again. Okay. So you'll have three, four seconds here. I'm curious to find out what they think of me. what they've written here is what they think 2019 me was up to

but don't worry I will read soon some of their tweets from about that time I know you should never ask this of a lady but how old are you so I just want to get the psyche like how old were you in 2019 I think technically I'm as old as the wind or slightly older I remember when the wind was born

so yeah I think yeah just slightly older than the wind Okay. So yeah, I was already... Yeah. 2019, I'm basically the age I'm now. Yeah, okay. You know, ratio-wise. Does that help?

If you stick around for primates next, I think, canonically, I'm just my age and that, and I can reveal a more correct answer. You're really hooking us through that next part? Yeah, you've got half-price tickets. If you want to find out how old Matt is. That's going to cost you $20. Or give me 10 in cash and I'll just tell you.

I'll give you seven. Fuck off, Ryan. Okay, I'll take it. Jess, you wouldn't. I would. I mean, it's pretty easily available information online. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, uh, fine.

Someone else wrote. Someone else wrote, Carlton from Fresh Prince looks rough. That one was a bit archer, really, but. That's good. Good. You've written your answer. You can't be...

I think he's... I think he looks sharp as. Do you reckon he looks like Cartman? Alfonso... Just want to remind you those screens are really, really expensive. Yeah. Just a lot of mime, if you don't mind. Man, I'll tell you what, the control room just shut their backs.

I just realized I wasn't working at my place of work. I'm at someone else's place of work. I think I heard Evan go, He's physically connected to that, you know? He says no. No. All right. Dave, hurry up.

I'm just texting. He texting me because I just messaged you. You haven't seen it yet. Could you look at my message? Yes, I am free. Yeah. But it was really bad. Okay, yeah, I will. I'm just sending Beck in the control room a photo.

If you want to put that on the screen. Ryan has requested it. I don't particularly condone it. I was looking more at Ryan than it myself, but you do what you've got to do. No, I think everyone should say what you've done. That's not it. That's not it. It's okay. What we've asked is an unreasonable request,

so it probably takes some time. I'm I reckon. If at all. I'm getting a nod though. It's not a point. Dave's finished. At some point. Well, we can keep going

because I just remember there's a live audience in here today. Ryan's just gone on to Facebook. Yeah. So the end. Yeah, I love that guy. I've seen that guy with Dave. It's really funny.

I just never use Facebook and we're using Messenger to send the answers in. Yeah, it's exciting. So much crazy shit goes on there. It's wild over there. Oh, I don't like that. Oh, sorry. I think Soran's had enough

Now we've got Thank you I have cool I look Dave Dave do Dave, do you remember that TikTok I showed you of the dog who just looks completely blank in the face? That's what I'm doing there.

I'm just glazed over. Second last option.