Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 178 - Josh Earl, Bronwyn Kuss and Suren Jayemanne

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 178 features comedians Josh Earl, Bronwyn Kuss and Suren Jayemanne!This episode was recorded live at Good Chat in Brisbane, Australia!Support the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's new stand up special: https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his last stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESee the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, mate, it's just Matt here. The titular one, that's right. In 2026, I'm doing new stand-up shows with great friend of the show, Seren Giamana, at the Adelaide Fringe at the Rhino Room, March 3rd to 9th, and doing a live Who Knewit with Matt Stewart. While we're there, Saturday, March the 7th, also at the Rhino Room. And if you're in Melbourne, we're also coming to the Cooper's Inn for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival from April 7th to 19th. You can find out details for all these shows that Matt Stewart Comedy.com. While you're there, please sign up to my mailing list. I'd love to not be relying on social media to let you know about things. And I promise I won't spam you. Just every now and then, I'll send out an email with some info that I think you'd like to know. Anyway, let's get on with the show. Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guest wrote the wrong answers.

I'm the titular Matt Stewart. My co-host tonight is the MCU's Seren Giamana. Thank you. Yes. Actually, that is true. I was in a Marvel film, and they have full rights of the use of my last name. Which is why Cal couldn't say it before.

So I've decided, Serend, to use everyone's Instagram bios to introduce them tonight. Okay, sure. And that is still yours. When did that film come out? A long time ago. And I'm barely in it. 30 seconds, at best. Well, Seren, our first guest tonight is an award-winning comedian,

writer for TV podcaster and a good hang it's Josh Earl a good hang I was like are we missing someone up here that's recently changed as well because I was for a while an idiot that's all I'm glad I changed it

until the PC police came through all right Serran our second guest tonight is shows in Melbourne and Edinburgh special on YouTube all true links below it's Bronwyn cast. Thanks.

Also not all true. You end up doing Edinburgh. Okay. Wow, that lie remains. There you've all played the show before, so I don't need to explain to you. Anyone in the room tonight not heard this show before? You don't have to be embarrassed about it.

Give us a big woo. Call that a big woo. Well, I'll explain to you guys. So this is the way the show works. I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Now, contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answer as well as the real one, and they have to guess which one is correct.

Soren's my sidekick slash score tonight as well, and he'll be, if he feels confident, he'll enter his own answers as well. Usually, they'll be purely designed for your entertainment. No pressure. I just feel a lot less confident. All right, question number one comes from listener, Nick Dennis, from Edda's Pennsylvania and the question is,

what does the Chinese word bang ye mean? What does the Chinese word bang ye mean? I think it's bang yeah. Oh, thank you very much. The A has got

like a little, like not a normal out dot dot but like a little V. No, I've done you a lingo. Oh. So, yeah. Have you really? It's bum yet. Oh, yeah.

Great. I did select English for my duolingo, but um... But yeah. That's crossover. Yeah, there's crossover. So while they're writing their answers as in the definition

of the word, the Chinese word, Bang Ye. Is that better? That's pretty good. I'll explain how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant. Another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house.

For people haven't listened before, that's never happened. They're normally very supportive of the house. It's something a little toxic about the crowd tonight, I think. So I've put into my own fake answers for each question with the other, but the question writers, and we get a point for each one of those that our guest choose as well. So each of us can scrip to two points per round, which seems fair, but the probability, according to a mathematician, actually favours me, the house.

Your heart is not in it. The House always wins off. If you've listened to previous episodes, you'll know that is nearly never the case. Anyway, questions come from our great Patreon supporters. Any patrons in? Now, Serran, just having a look at the answers, there's two Serrens and no Josh's.

Is that on purpose? Josh's is coming in right now. Coming in hot. Two serene, so that's pretty confident then. Yeah, does that mean he's more or less confidence? He's like, oh, I better throw a couple at it. here. See if you can spot

them. All right, the answer in for question number one. What does the Chinese word bang yee mean? Said it slightly differently there I reckon but you remember.

I liked that one. Okay, that one's pretty good. Do a bunch, just put it in post. Yeah, yeah. We'll add it around that. Here are your options. A situation where the where only one person on stage

doesn't know it's a bad idea to wear black when it's this fucking hot. It's very specific. Option two, a mother's punishment, typically involving a thrown slipper. Option three, similar to a reverse mullet haircut. Option four, exposing oneself like a grandfather.

As in, they're the person, or you expose you to like a grandfather would. Yeah, like a grandfather would, I think. In the style of your grandfather, yeah. All hunched over, crying for your wife. Have a look at this. Accidentally. I think it's... Option five.

It's a children's dance, a bit like moving statues. If the host sees you moving, they bang a symbol over the child's head. Then you've got what happens after a few meads at ye old pub. That is super Chinese. Which I guess is part of the fun. And finally, it means made in Australia. Bang is a sound Chinese people, associate with Australians, as is yeah.

Technically, the full Chinese term is bang yeah, nah. Okay, Bronron, any of these jumping out at you? Yeah, the exposing yourself in the style of the grandfather. Yeah, that's jumping out. That's speaking to you in a positive way? Yeah. Okay. I think

is that agreement or just whispers The whisper could be perfect response or the whistle could be Bronron her and she's fucking lost her mind It's also the one I want it to be Which is how I play this game

And is also why I always lose I think it's a beautiful way to play the game Yeah thank you I think it's pure Yeah Big time What was the first one again A situation where only one person on stage

doesn't know it's a bad idea to wear black. What was the second one that was actually serious? A mother's punishment, typically involving a thrown slipper. Mother's punishment. Yeah, I think Serene got too confident. There's too many answers. I've forgotten almost all of them. Do you want to read out the answers, Serena?

Yeah, I feel like you haven't said a lot so far, and I... Oh. Okay, so a situation where only one person on stage doesn't know it's a bad idea to wear black. That's an answer about Matt. Oh. This is an audio podcast as well, just to remind you. One of the options was similar to a reverse mullet hair card.

That was the house. Good answer, actually. Good answer now I've heard you say it. A reverse mullet. I think we used to call it a frullet. The frollet, yeah. I was really working out from bang. You know, the bangs and then like you're sort of flipping it around.

Yeah. Shaved at the back. Flaps at the front. Party in the front. Party at the front. Business at the back. Yeah, that's right. Which is if you've ever been to a Chinese brothel, that is...

It's just kind of doing accounting in the back. But anyway, bangy is a children's dance. A bit like moving statues. If the host sees you move in the, they bang a symbol over the child's head. That was Josh. That's why it took too long. It was a long answer.

Sorry, sorry, before you go on, I really wish I didn't have to do this but normally when it's revealed someone's written an answer the crowd will sort of show some appreciation this man was doing quiet claps

well if you do it louder that it'd be fantastic I really thought Brisbane was better than that the option for made in Australia where bang Yeah and Nah sounds that sound like Australians to Chinese that was Surin Well I really meant mainly just Bron and Josh

If you want you can applaud Saran But don't force it really just the guess But I mean you did laugh when it was first read out So thank you What happens after a few meetings at Yale pub That was Bronwyn Which means there are only two answers left And Josh picked our mother's punishment

Typically involving a thrown slipper That was the house. So, question writer Nick. And that means the correct answer was Bronwyn's exposing oneself like a grandfather. Like a grandfather. Hectic. Really hectic. It's also known as the Beijing bikini.

So when they say it's not exposing the junk, it's exposing the midriff. Oh. Yeah. They roll up the shirt. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, because when it gets hot and everyone else is wearing. white but they're wearing black. They're like, oh, I'm

a bit of roll of. If I had more commitment, I'd do it, but no one needs to see this. I think it's worth it. Let me hold that for you. Can we get a bit of bang yee from man, please? Bangy. Thank you. We will edit that

applause into every response. We got it. We'll use that, yeah. But no, apparently the literal translation of the word, the closest literal translation of the word is exposing oneself like a grandfather. That's what Pangy. So they're having fun with it over there, no doubt about that.

So that means a point of the house and a point to Bron after one round. So I'll get your score update in a second. Yeah, they actually might need it. Question two comes from Grant, Houston, from Brisbane. You in tonight, Grant? Grant's question is, which of these is a real

species of plant found in Western Australia. So you're just got to come up with a name, common name, of a West Australian plant. And while you're writing those answers, I can tell the audience a bit more about Bangay, also known as a Beijing bikini. I've pronounced all those words as intended. All right. Wikipedia writes, the Beijing bikini is a distinctive phenomenon observed in China, particularly during hot summer months, where men often roll up their shirts to expose their bellies. Other disparagingly referred to this phenomenon, using the term as dirking or Bangyi,

which loosely translates to exposing oneself like a grandfather. The phrase Beijing bikini refers to the practice where men in Chinese cities roll up their shirts who expose their bellies during the hot summer months. Is wiki padding here? I swear to God, I just said that. The practice has also gained visibility internationally with Chinese tourists displaying the Beijing bikini

at landmarks such as New York City's art museums, Buckingham Palace in London, and the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Could have taken a bit of culture. Based on traditional Chinese medicine, the practice of exposing one's midriff, and I'll tell you what, until writing this out,

I thought it was midrift. With a tea. With a tea. Okay, so that was a unique... I was going to join you until I saw the reaction. Yeah, that's dumb. You're an idiot.

I had the same thing happened a few years ago. I thought biceps were biceps. Biceps. So I think it's something wrong with my brain, I suppose. Or everyone else's. Yeah. Oh, I liked that version better. Oh, my God, the answers are in.

I still had a whole paragraph to read, which was probably just repeating again. Oh, no, hang on. is interesting. It's based on traditional Chinese medicine. The practice of exposing one's midriff is believed to facilitate the circulation of warm he. How do you say QI?

Chi. Chi. Thank you so much. What a wild attempt I had. The person who said that, do you play a lot of scrabble? Who ever said that? No? Words with friends. Don't beer. Don't beer. It's a great scrabble word. Get rid of that queue. It's good.

Person who said that, this is a more reasonable guess, I think. Are you Chinese? No, okay. Maybe Scrabble. Scrabble the universal game, guys. Yeah, so apparently it does facilitate the circulation of warm heat, which is an energy, and yeah, that gets around the internal organs. So, the answer to room for question number two.

Which of these are real species of plant found in Western Australia? Here are your options. Randy Tupé. Sicilian McGurcus. Fephoritus, uh, Phephoratius. Fephoraeus. Fephoraetus.

Jester's bells. Small flowered snotty gobble. Or Venus fly in, fly out trap. So, Jill, any of those jumping out of you? Ranty two-paced, Cecilia McGurcus. I like Jester's bells. Just as bells. Just as bells.

Locked in. Bronn, what are you thinking? what were they again Randy Tupé Sicilian McGurcus Fiffa Haraitus Chess as Bell small flowered snotty gobble

or the Venus flying fly and fly out trap Snottie gobble Fun to say isn't it It is fun to say Imagine if it's real Imagine Then I'll never stop saying it All right sir and who wrote the answers

Okay so the first answer was Randy Toupay that was the house. Now, if you want to know my process, these were my first two guesses at yesterday's Werdle. Okay, so it's probably pronounced, knowing that Matt wrote it, it's probably pronounced Randy Topee.

Cecilian McGurke, so that was Josh. Do you want to hear my process? Yes. I went to school with a girl called Cecilia McGirk, and it's always stuck as a great name. Cecilia McGurke, and I was like, that is a great name. I love McGurke.

to primary school in Charlton in the country with a family of McGurks. And it's always been one of my favourite surnames. In the same class, we had a quirk, a kid, Brett Quirk. So we had Brett Quirk and Cecilia McGurk. And I'm like, this is, man, it's good to be in doing for a quirk. Oh, my God. Wouldn't that be the dream? The next answer, which Matt really struggled to do justice to, was Fyphor Rattahus.

Okay, well, you've nailed it. The full, that was Bronwyn. And I think FIFO, she said, a bright yellow flower that blooms for one every week, sorry, for one week every day. Sorry, sorry. You cannot start this by ragging on me for how I read it out and then give that performance.

Bron, can you read it? No, because I think I'll do worse. And also, because the same joke was made but better at the end. The phoenix fly-and-fly-out trap. That was the house. which means the two answers left are just as bells and snotty gobble only one of them is correct

Josh went for just as bells that was also the house the question writer Grant which means once again Broadwin which falls out of snotty gobble So Grant Grant wrote Justus Bells which Josh fell right

near your trap like the old fly-in fly-fly-out Venus trap When I guess it Did you feel good When you're like I've tricked them She came up. Yeah, it felt really good.

Honestly, that felt like that was. What does a snotty gobble look? Oh, you're about to tell us, are you? Well, I'm going to read out what Grant wrote. And if I'm being fully honest, I haven't pre-read it. Let's find out together. But it's a great question. Why don't we show it?

You got to reward the people. Well, it's, it's fine. I think it's a nice looking little thing there. Oh, it's not as snoddy as I thought it was going to be. Is it cobbling? Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's pretty dull. Oh, you eat it to get the snot?

Oh, okay. So you're pretty aware of this flower. Oh, you're a Western Australian. I didn't mean any fence, boys. All right, so once again, Bronwyn's correct, and Josh has picked the question writer's answer. Serana, we'll get a score update from you in a second. Maybe while they're writing their next answers.

This one comes from Logan Husky from Brisbane. You're into tonight. Logan, do you have any more questions? I'm happy to read another one of yours out. Logan's question is, what odd thing did the creators of the Simpsons initially plan to reveal about Marge in the series finale?

So apparently there was some odd idea. It got scrapped, but they were going to reveal some big secret about the mother of the Simpsons, Marge. It's getting so late in the century that we now have to maybe explain the Simpsons in case not everyone knows what it is. But there hasn't actually been a series final.

I assume it was going to be the first season's final. Oh, right, right, right, right. So this was an idea before they started making the show initially. While they're writing their answers, oh, Saran, do you want to give us the score update? Round two, after two rounds, on zero point. But with some of the best answers I've ever seen in my life, it's Joshua. And out in front, but equal first.

It's the house and Bron are both on two points. Oh, we're up to bottom. They want to avoid you, but they want to hate me. Saran gave him nowhere to move there. It's anyone's game. Anyone's. Well, answers are still being written, or at least put together by Serran. Here's some info on the small-floured snotty gobble.

Grant writes, the snotty gobbles are a group of plants in the persunia genus found all over Australia, named for their succulent and squishy texture of the edible fruit. It apparently is reminiscent of nibbling a sweet cotton wool. Love sweet cotton wool. To put it in the terms we all understand. The English dialect dictionary published in 9904 lists Snottagob, Snottgob and Snottie Gobel is names for these species, noting that, quote,

children devour quantities of the red part of these berries, which they call snotty gobbles and suffer no ill effects. So in, I'm not sure if you got the information. In 9904, was snot what we called mucus, or was that something that came out later? Oh, that is such a good question.

Must be. All right. All right. We'll just take it from him. Yeah, it is. Question three, answers are in. thing did the creators of the Simpsons initially planned to reveal about Marge in the series finale.

She was faking her gravelly voice. Like Paris Hilton. Oh my God, yes. Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. No, but she was faking her like that time. She was faking the vocal fry. I thought. She was, she sounded like Tom Waits.

Oh, she does now. Yeah, great. Yeah. Option two. She, her hair, um, hid antennas. Shout out antennas under her hair if you want to read the sentence as written. She wears a wig, but you can't see it because it's under that blue thing. Option four, like Crusty the Clown has a superfluous third nipple, Marge has a superfluous third eye.

that her tall hair was concealing a pair of rabbit ears. Or finally, that she had jaund us the entire time. So, faking her gravely voice, hair was hiding antennas, she wears a wig, which is underneath the blue thing. She has a superfluous third eye. Her hair's hiding rabbit ears, or she had jaund us the whole time.

You'll go, Bronner. I'm going straight in, I'm going antenna because I saw heads nod. Oh, okay, like that. I don't know if that's cheating. You're using the room. Yeah, using the room.

Don't get this in the studio, whips, yeah. My turn? Yeah. I'm going to go rabbities. I know Matt Groening had a thing, he had a cartoon about rabbits. Right, good, yes.

So I think that's what it was. Blocking that in? Oh, he just brought the character over from... Well, he thought, oh, if he's drawing it, maybe, yeah. Yeah, if you were... But you said, like, rabbit ears, as in she was a rabbit,

the whole time or they just had really good TV reception. Well, I know there was that's funny. Oh my God antennas and rabbit is. All right, fine. I'll just write my answers down. Because I know that they had a whole thing where Krusty was meant to be Homer

and like Bart didn't like Homer but loved Krusty and it was this weird dynamic there. That's fun. But I did, yeah. Yeah, that's some wacky ideas but it ended up. The first season was really grounded. Yeah. Really fucked them up for those. I've been re-watching house.

This has nothing to do with him. But does anyone... Hugh Lorry looks exactly like Homer Simpson. I'm just going to write my answer. I don't think that's true. Look at him next time. He's got the five-hour shadow and the... And the bald head.

And the same body. That's where it ends. That's where it ends. Yeah. There's one episode where... Wait, I'd like to know who do you think we look like. each other I can't tell you apart

either of the answers she was faking her gravely voice that was the house she had jaunt us the entire time that was Serene and I told him they didn't have to do that so that should mean a lot more

Serene like Crusty the Clown has a superfluous third nipple marge has a superfluous third eye that was Logan okay the house who's not in

who don't need to. She wears a wig but you can't see it because it's under that blue thing. That was Brom and Cass. Really? I heard that thought never has a Matt Stewart sentence

been written in and down. Well, I think I got a punch up because I was... I just said she wears a week and then someone did me a favour. Well, I think every answer was sort of the same thing. Anyway.

Saran's punched that up. Yeah, which is really, that's lovely. I've just come from a show. I'm tired. Now, Bron and Josh. Yes. You have the two remaining answers. Bron went for that she had antennas under her hair.

Josh had that her hair was concealing a pair of rabbit ears. Bron, you went for antennas. That was Josh. Yeah. Josh, you went for rabbit ears. That was correct. And your logic was spot on. It was like a bit of a crossover.

from his life on hell or whatever it was. Can I give you a score update? I would love that. It's so exciting. Wait, no, no, can we do it once they're writing to give them some space? Yeah, sure, sure, sure. So, Hugh, that was a really disrespectful laugh. I'll accept and even enjoy most laughs.

No, I think she's just realized that Hugh Laurie does actually look like that. All right, question number four comes from Kieran Donahue from Brisbane. Ian Kieran. Yeah. Now, Kieran's question is, what came in at number 17 on plum accommodations 21 most hilarious U.S. town names? It's just going to come up with a hilarious. Not too hilarious, 17th most hilarious. U.S. town name.

Serend, do you want to give us that score update? I'm so pumped for this. Yeah, okay. Well, just so you know, like this, I don't know if I've been. the sceneer who knew it so far where every round someone has picked correct. Oh, interesting. It's crazy. This team is on five.

Round of applause for these guys. After three rounds out in front is no one. Because everyone, the house, Bron and Josh are all on two points. You didn't lose any points? Just on two. I'm on two. Yeah. First two rounds.

You've still got the two that you got. I don't understand what this... How this scoring works. Well, you got too correct. I felt like I was streaks ahead. Yeah. And now I'm on two. Well, you were still on two.

Yeah. But two just seemed better in comparison to Josh just zero before. And now that Josh also has two, the two doesn't look quasi-imposing as it once did. No, there's something going on. So, yeah, so you're also writing your answers. Here's some more info about Marge's ears. According to Logan, Matt Groaning, how do you say is that? I think you said it.

Yeah. Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons, originally conceived an interesting detail for Marge Simpson's character. her towering blue beehive hairstyle was meant to conceal a second set of ears. This unique idea was eventually discarded as the show developed its comedic style solidified. That's not what it's said. I'll read it as it's written. This unique idea was eventually discarded as the show developed and its comedic style solidified. Despite this Marge's iconic hairstyle remained becoming one of her most recognizable features

and a symbol of the show's distinctive, exaggerated character design. I was really hoping that was going to end with something more interesting. I've got to pre-read. Hey, while they're still writing their answers, let's go for a quick break. All right, we are back. The answers are in for question number four. What Came in Number 17 on Plum Accommodations, 21 most hilarious U.S. town names. This is going to be interesting.

You're going to thread the needle here. Can't be too hilarious. Yeah. It's going to be pretty like quite hilarious. Let's find out. I reckon I could nail not too hilarious today. Feeling that. All right.

Here are your options. Option one. Connor, can you edit this out, please? Look, I should say it's, it's, uh, let's, we'll finish them all with Idaho. I think that'll really help sell it. Okay. Option one.

Connor, can you edit this out, please, Idaho. Toad suck, Idaho. Blong, Idaho. They got me. Lake Tidipu. Idaho. Scoots Magoots, Idaho. Or Dryington.

In brackets, it's directly on top of Washington. Sure, it's not that funny, but it's definitely top 18. Okay. So you got Connick in you... Yeah. Oh, Idaho. I noticed that, yeah, Surin deleted one of the answers written by Kieran, which is pretty brutal. Because it's very similar to one of the answers.

Oh, okay. Whoa, whoa, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. Which one? You won't want to know that, actually. It's a beautiful question, Kieran. you great answer but I've got to do some yeah you're making some executive decisions only keep up here all right so Josh you got

Connor can you edit this out please Idaho Toad Suck Idaho Blong Idaho Lake Tidipo Pooh Idaho Scoots Magoots Idaho or Dryington it's directly above Washington Shore it's not that funny but it's definitely top 18 Idaho Blong got me but I'm going to lock in Lake Tidipo Poooooooooooooo. Okay Tidipoo is locked in

Wow Brian what do you think you can go Tidipo or you can go your own way. Do you know, this is going to sound crazy. I'm going to go my own way. Okay. All right. This could be the podcast. Just I laugh.

All right. We've now got two people that have lifelong tickets of the show. One of them's on stage at the moment. Can we get this clean? I think we got it. You got it. It might seem repetitive, but that's coming up the whole episode. I'm not going to cut of that for festival.

What was the Scootie one? Scoots Magoots. Scoots Magoots. I think I want that. All right. Locked in. Scoots Magoots. Surin, do you want to read him?

Sure. Connor, can you edit this out? Please. Idaho. That was the house. A.K.A. was actually you. Yeah, it was me. then we next we had dryington it's directly on top of Washington sure it's not that funny but it's

definitely top 18 that was the house slash serene blong idaho that was also the house which leaves us with three left toad suck lake titty-poo and scoots maguts I'll tell you now that Josh went for lake titipu idaho but that was brawn which is why kieran's answer of just plain Tiddy was deleted. And I thought that was an injustice, Kieran. There was room for more titties

in there. And then Scoots Magoots, that's what? Bron chose. That was Josh. Yeah. Every single time on this show I say Scoots McGoutes as an answer. So I just thought that's a perfect one to get in. It started off with a fake Star Wars

title name. And it It works every time. You've found a perfect answer. That means the real town. Is that what you say? I don't. Is it Blanc? Everyone tricked me.

The real town that is the 17th funniest, according to Plumacom's 21 most hilarious US town names, is Toad suck. Toad suck. Toad suck. Judging by the room response. About 17th is right. Yeah.

that was a wild name and I thought it was a fantastic question well written. And I'm so sorry that you're, you know, oh actually you're Victorian, aren't you? Yeah, they can smell it on you, I reckon. They didn't want to give you anything. He lives here now though. It's all my life.

Okay. It really is the Victorian's dream to move up to Queensland. Is that... Yeah. Oh, he got it, he got out. He broke that ring of steel. That's what Scott and Charlene did. Oh, my God.

Yeah, nearly everyone from Neighbours did that. Yeah. Although Harold Bishop went your way. Went to Tazzy. Yeah. He would have washed up around your place. He would have on the North West Coast, yeah, yeah. All right.

I think Josh, it is confirmed we are the two oldest people here. All right. Two questions to go. But I love that round because you just had a point swap there. Fantastic. We'll get a point score update in a second. Question five. An ultimate question.

from Brayden Douglas from Brisbane. You know, Braden? Doesn't matter. And Joff from Colac. And the question is, what is the name of track seven on the 1998 TISM album? www.w.w.com.

Just got to come up with the name of a TISM track. Track seven. Track seven. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Toad Suck. Or do you want to give us a score update? It is hitting here, Toad Suck. Is everyone else alright?

Are you feeling okay? Because honestly, you got to... If you could lift to this... No, no one's lifting to this. If we could get 50% of this from the rest of you combined, man, we'd be fucking cooking. Saran, can we get a score update, please?

Yeah, sure. Let me just put this in... Well, you can do it after I read out about Toad Suck, if you like. Okay, this is... The scores after round four. rounds ago, the house languishing behind on two points. Pathetic. Disgusting. But out in front, an equal

first, on three points each, it's brought in charge. Here's some more info about Toad Suck. I can feel the people want it. This is according to that blog. More than just a recipe to get what, and I got to apologize, whoever wrote this blog for just to plug an accommodation place. Well, they'll try to have a bit of fun.

I haven't read it more than the first line, but I imagine it's really good. Here we go. More than just a recipe to get warts in your mouth, if the proverbial old wife's tales or anything to go by. Toad Suck is an unincorporated community in Perry County, Arkansas. Sorry, I was lying about Idaho as well. It is situated on the banks of the Arkansas River opposite the city of Conway. There is no definitive record of how this community got its name,

but according to the official website of Toad Suck, an annual fundraising festival with live music oh it's actually called Toad Suck Days is the event it has live music rides I like I like people work pretty hard to put Toad Suck Days on

actually Please That's a committee They're all volunteers Can have a bit of respect please Giving up their time But yeah It's on my bucket list now

There's also World Championship Toad Races there, but the name was possibly derived from an incident at a local tavern. Oh my God. Supposedly, while waiting for the Arkansas River to swell to a navigable depth, I stand by that pronunciation. Boat crewmen would frequent the tavern and get indubitably inebriated. This, in turn, would prompt local folks to deride the crewmen, commenting that, quote,

They suck on the bottle till they swell up like toads. I don't think they get it. Like as an anecdote, that's strong. It's the strongest one I've ever heard. It's enough to name a town after. All right, the answers are in for questions. Thank you, Kieran.

Thank you. Thank you so much. So hopefully one day they'll accept you up here as one of their own. The answers are in. for question number five. What is the name of track seven on the 998 TISM album,

www.witwit.com. Got to take yourselves back to the year 1999. Were you alive, Braun? Yeah, well and truly. Well and truly. Actually, rude to even ask such a question. All right. The Parable of Glenn McGraw's haircut.

That's option one. Option two. Bob Hawke knows what you did last summer. Option three, RSVP on me. Option four, Eleanor Rugby. Come on, guys. You can't expect all the song titles to be good. Option five, Connor on second thoughts. Let's just been the entire thing.

Then you've got activism, journalism, capitalism, capitalism. This is tism. Oh, finally, I rooted a girl who rooted a guy who rooted a girl who rooted Shane Crawford. Okay. All right. Are we back to Josh, I think, for this one? What are you thinking? You were much of a tism guy?

No, but I used to work with a guy who was obsessed with them. So I feel like... We work together? Yeah. No, a man called Damien Lawler. So I'm going to go with Glenn McGrath's haircut. Okay, locking it in. and what are you thinking, Bron?

Okay, so I'm going to go back to, I trusted the crowd earlier in that. Backlight, didn't it? Yeah. I'll go back to what I want it to be, which is I rooted a girl who rooted a guy, who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy who rooted Shane Crawford. Yeah, that's a one. Shane Crawford, does anyone know who that is? He was a footballer in the AFL in the 90s. You assumed that.

You assumed. Shane Crawford. Could be anyone. You're like, yeah, definitely. Yeah, you're a guy from the football. And Bob Hawke, you assume, footballer. What about Eleanor Rugby? Who did you?

All right, he's wrote the answers. Connor on second thoughts, let's just bin the entire thing. That was Serene. Thought a bit negative. But Seren also wrote Eleanor Rugby. Come on, guys. You can't expect all the song titles to be good. RSVP on me.

That was Bronwyn. I think that's... If it's not taken, that's a festival show title. I can see the poster art already. Bob Hawke knows what you did last summer. That was Braden. Okay, the house. I have a funny feeling Braden looked up movies of 1998 somewhere.

If that's when that came out. Or maybe he's just absolutely got us there. Activism, journalism, capitalism, this is tism. That was Jough, one of the other question writers. Oh, my God. Oh, I thought that was... It sounded like Josh, didn't it? But we all...

Yes. It sounded like how Matt reads. Jop. Jopheel. Hey, Jop. Thanks for coming on. You heard no Jop from LML Radio in Colac? Yes.

You might not have heard it here, but in Victoria, it's the biggest comedy radio station in all of the Colac area. Upper Colac. Upper Colac. Yeah. But that is, I get the feeling from that answer that Jop, that is a very tisomy kind of answer.

It is a good, yeah. Very self-referential band. Now, Bron, you went for, I wrote a girl, who root a guy, a girl, rooted Shane Crawford. That was a tism song, but not until a later album. Josh wrote that. Yeah. A bit of a tism, fans. Am I getting booed? Oh, no.

Not only getting booed, you're getting booed by the only person laughing. What do you mean? You mean the only person here? 100% of the audience are laughing. Let's extrapolate that. Oh, the odds are good. We're crushing tonight. But that means, John,

is also correct it is the parable of Glenn McGraw's hair cut yeah good points and I'll be honest with you you fucking shocked it um I'll be honest with you Josh I wrote this quiz before you were booked this morning and um

I probably yeah I'm I didn't realize so we got to I'm like Josh is probably in on this season he's a fair shot at this one and that did you notice before I was playing the long game before when I noted the Glenn McGraw book I was trying to put down into the mind.

It's actually a story included in this book. Should we do the merch now, Matt? Hey, it's never too early to sell some merch. Cash only, anyone? Okay. Final question comes from, don't know where they're from, Jason Mack. Probably not here, though. Odds were slim,

but always finished with the movie synopsis question. This time, with just a couple of sentences long. Pretty brief synopsis. The question is, what is the synopsis of the film Chompy and the Girls? If you've seen it, no one's seen it. Do you want a score check, Matt? I'd love a score check. Oh, and this is where triple points as well, so it's truly anyone's game.

We're heading into the final round. It is truly anyone's game. Linguishing behind on two points, it's the house. We've had episodes up here that were not releaseable, a thing said. This one's going to be not releaseable because it's going to just be bad for the brand overall. Okay.

That's a conversation you could have with Connor. But I'm trying to I'm trying to razz them up a bit but they're not biting at all. Are you guys excited for the final round? It is literally anyone's game. Triple points on the line

but even if there were triple points anyone could still win because on three points in second place it's Bronn Lewis You've done that before On this podcast Because it just rolls off the top Cuss is

All right I'm changing my name Brunchi a baron Just so Kail can Well sorry The people in the room won't know Bronn Lewis is also a comedian But you probably haven't heard of her Yeah

In your mind it's the one Bronn Anyway Right Unless you've listened to this week's Current episode of Who Knew Which Bron is on but that was actually me also. Yeah.

It's actually a pretty crook character you play, that Bron Lewis character. No one treats their kids like that, surely. Connor, please look after me. It's because I just get messages from Bronn Lewis that sound like their answers to who knew of questions, but they just... Have you finished that score up, though?

No, out in front by two points, Josh Earl, on five. No to lose. While the answers to be written, here's some of the lyrics from the parable of Glenn McGrath's haircut. So it reads more like a short story. My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was 14. He was so shit scared he told me.

And when he said that her dad was a cop, I thought he was joking. I told him he's got to tell someone, and so he went and told the teacher, I don't know why I'm reading this out, and the girl eventually got an abortion. He was fucking shitting himself. Let me tell you, but six months later,

He was fucking around like always. First two. These are the lyrics. These are lyrics, yeah. You better watch it, I thought, of myself. But Roger was pretty fucking sure of himself. He was the guy who first brought a block of hash to a party. Because I was his friend.

I was there. When he first showed it to people, we all went down in the backyard and he rolled a joint. Where did he get it from? My parents would have killed me if they knew. Thought we'd turn in a junkies or something, if we had too much, first three. The last time...

I've got a Damien Cowell story if you want me to stop here. I think it comes home pretty strong. Okay, here we go. The last time I saw Roger was last year at the Boxing Day test. He turned into such a fat, normal yobbo k-k-k-k-hm. The wife nearly... No, maybe it doesn't. The wife nearly didn't let me out today, he said.

And he did all that chanting yubs do like, ooh-ar, Glenn McGra. It got you in the end, I thought of myself, as I looked at Roger. Life got you in the end, pal. You were such a cocky, successful, winner when we were 16, but now you're just another sad, fat

prick, sitting in the MCG, high-fiving and self-congratulation, as if it was you that had all the skill and determination of play for Australia. It's the cunts with the bad haircuts that you've got to watch out for. There's never been a popular teenager yet who's done rats with their life. It's the fucking dorks who

give it a real go. Glenn McGraw got five for 50 that day. Good figures. Good figures. Good figures. What do you, what do you, Damien Cowell, sorry. That's a quick one. So I had him on the pod.

So Damien Cow was the lead singer of Tism. And before the pod, he said, just don't ask me about Tism. I don't really like talking. That's fine. I can talk about other stuff. And then all he talked about was Tism. He brought it up every single time.

I mean, there's a lot to talk about. Yeah, it was great. That's so good. No, no, no, no, don't. Yeah. But now, while we are mentioning Tism, all right, final answers are in. Remembering that I said,

just a couple of sentences. That's mainly at Serene. I don't know if you'll pick his. Final question. What is the synopsis of the film Chompy and the Girls? Chompy the Alligator has its wish granted when he becomes the front man for a top-selling pop group in the late 60s.

The girls. His wish also gave him the ability to sing and walk on his hind legs. It's option one, option two. A fun, office-based style 90s comedy about a dentist and his assistants. There's no actual plot, but the film ends with them all getting high on nitrous oxide and lying in the chairs. Option three, a troubled woman meets her father for the first time, and their encounter goes from awkward to alarming when they witness a man swallow a little girl hole.

That's a great twist. Chompy be chomping. That's until his life is upended when he gets discovered in a current. karaoke bar and so begins Chompy and the girls as they shoot to start him but then he overdoses or something like that poor Chumpy he should

have just kept chomping or finally the incredible true story of Chompy the dentists who had it all a beautiful house a loving wife and a basement full of girls magazines

oh double fake out he was a collector you see They're ellipsies He was a collector you see vintage copies of Dolly Cleo Cosmo and even Teen Vogue ellipsies

Basically anything that had been lying around the waiting room At work for a while He brought it home and chucked it in the basement For safe keeping Which was handy As it meant There was always something to read

For the girls he had trapped in there Bron you got Chomby the Alligator You got the officer space style comedy. You got the man swallowing with a little girl hole. You've got the karaoke bar star. Or you've got the guy who collects magazines and girls.

I'm going to go. I have no reason for this. But the guy that swallows little girl's hole. Okay. Locked in. I was going to go that one too. So to make an intro, I'll go the, is it an alligator? Aligator, yeah.

I say it's a kid's family. Alligator learns to walk on a time lead. after a wish? Yep. All right. If any of the others, I'll be... Yeah, sure. Well, what, chompy, be chomping?

I can picture the whole thing in my mind. The bit that I saw really won me over was when it said, but then he overdoses or something. That's what I said, this does sound. It's actually does sound.

You could have... Serend, do you want to let us know who wrote the answer? You don't have to read them in full. Just give us a vibe. All right. So, the fun office space 90 style comedy that ends with the dentist lying in their chairs high on nitrous oxide, that was Josh. I like that you cut like three words.

You don't have to read them all that. Okay, I'll skip three. You have to do it justice. The incredible true story of Chompy, who has the girls' in his basement and the girls' magazines that was me in the house Choppy be chopping he should have just kept on chopping

that was Broncast Actually you can give that one to Bronlois Wouldn't be that upset I loved it I thought that was fantastic The two answers left are Choppy the alligator or the troubled woman

who meets her father for the first time and then it's awkward when they witness a man swallow A little girl hole Okay One of these is real Chopie the alligator. That's what Josh picked. And that was the house.

Oh, yeah. Which means that Broadway cast picked the correct answer. It's a troubled woman who meets her father for the first time and their encounter goes from alarming. All right, Saran, quickly calculate the scores we've got to get out of here. There's not enough real reviewers have reviewed it

to give it a Rotten Tomato score. Could you believe it? But the audience doesn't mind it. It's 67% approval rate. A mid-level review from Alfie C reads Very low budget It is funny, but it feels like a YouTube original movie It's okay

All right, final school, Sarenne Well, what a nail-biter, the house in last place on three points But between first and second, only one point in it On five points, Josh and... So good, well played. Brian, where can people find you? Oh, like online. Yeah, I guess so.

Well, I mean, yeah, if you've got any shows tonight, you can tell them in the room or if you want to tell the listeners at home. They didn't come. No, these two did. Whoa. You're too loud, all of it. No, I'm kidding. Oh, no, that did go badly. I was joking.

She's getting ready to leave, which feels pretty awkward. That feels, I think that was me. Yeah. Yeah, you can look up Bron Lewis online and you'll find me. I think that's it. And Josh, you've got a show coming out. Yeah, so Josh Allen Friends at 630 at one of these venues, not this one, but another one.

And then at 8.15, me and Tommy Daslo, so come to that one. It's going to be fun. And for the listeners at home. I do a podcast called Four Burners, and it's out every single Wednesday. Thank you. So good.

It's so good. A round of applause for our guests. Before we go, Saren was telling me just before that he plugs himself after gigs and no one ever follows him. At Saren comedy. Prove to him that you're listening. listening on

Instagram? Yeah, that was a private conversation with it. At Serend comedy. I'm curious myself to see you go,

Matt, I actually lost a few followers tonight. Thanks so much for being my sidekick. Trust you as always. Thanks so much, everyone for listening. Thanks so much for good chat for having us. Big round of applause for Kyle

and the team. And cheers for tuning in to Who knew with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt's show it. Good boy. I don't know. Are you looking at the books behind here? Are you looking at these books?

Sorry? No. That's Luke Hagegey's library. A lot of cancellations up there. Yeah. I'll move on. Kay, what's the name of the library again? It's the Crook book nook.

Oh, okay, good. There you go. As long as we're aware. What's crook about Ian Thor? Oh, how question. What is crook about Ian Thor? It's a crook about Ian Thorpe. Or is it his jewellery line?

What's crook about Glenn McGraw? Oh, he killed. Line and Strengths. He's a poacher. Yeah, yeah. I killed an elephant. Big Game Hunter. Yeah, it's okay.

But it's not just that his biography is called line and strength. That is a pretty weak pun, to be honest. Yeah, it's a crook. Yeah, crook effort, all right. Okay, people, I didn't mean to offend any who are Glenn McGraffans. It's already poaching fans. Everything about it seems... It's hot.

Hot, okay. Yeah, give him a break. I'm sorry. He's not from here, guys. Just... Well, I'm actually... You're the only one from here. I'm the only one, yeah.

Jell's from Tazzy, Saran's from Melbourne slash Sydney. I'm... Oh, I think of myself as a man of the world. How does the world think of you? Oh, yeah. No, the world hasn't got back. I've left quite a few messages. Were you Brisbane or Queensland as a whole, where we're about?

Me? Yeah. Ipswich. Ipswich. Okay. Oh, fish and chip pops. Oh, you've gone real quiet now. I know another redhead woman from Ipswich.

You don't say. And she's just saying what everyone's thinking. I picture them as a family of Gurkens as well. That probably is natural. But it's like the chicken noise. You weren't doing that to them the whole time. Oh my God. You went to school with them.

You know, one did that to the one time. That is, you've just witnessed a paradigm shift. Every day that kid would have come home and the parents go, anyone do the chicken noise? No, no, I think we're safe,

no one's safe. No one's going to do it. This town. Oh my God. It's so obvious. In my head, I'm thinking, Scottish Kirkkins. It's a Scottish pickle.

That's what it is. Magirk? Oh my God. It was right there. Thanks so much for bringing that back for me though. They should call them McGurkins in McDonald's because they're on the burgers. Yes. Right to Ronald.

I'm going to write it. Dear Ronald. Yeah. Would anyone like to guess? Round two. There's been two rounds. I just want to quickly, is it possible to get a month? mic on this laugh.

So I think this would be really good. Yeah. Fantastic. If everyone could lift to this level, it would actually make this feel nicer for everyone. I don't know if anyone was here at the last time.

Who knew it? Was that good chat? Yeah. I was. Deja vu. What are you saying by that? This lady is... This lady. We should just do the podcast at her house,

I think. Anyway. Yeah. Oh, I agree. Josh, I got a great question for you while I'm about to write this. Is it true that people have the opportunity to see you trying out brand new material tonight? Oh, yes. Yes, it is.

Please come. 815. Me and Tommy Daslow doing a little split bill. 815, it's called The Notebook, like the movie. But we're not reading from our notebooks. We actually thought that would be a nice name. And do you need more time, Matt? Yep.

Okay. And then, yeah. Yeah, so I'm working on a show called Coach because I coach a kids basketball team and it's not one of those shows where they taught me more than I taught them no, they're dumb idiots, they're teenagers and they're fucking, they stink a lot and they're not like stinking as in like,

do you know kids are really into like aftershave, like colognes? Like teenage boys love colognes and every single training it's like walking through the Myers perfume area. Like it's the worst. And so it's about that kind of stuff. and come along. Sounds great. Thanks.

We'll see. We'll find out at 845 if I'm crying. Well, what? I'll have finished by 845 and then Tom will be on so I'll know if it's good. And then you can leave. Well, here's one thing. I'll probably say this if you come along. But the first team I coach was under 10s.

My kid was playing for two games and quit, but I was already down for coaching. But I coached them for another two years because I loved it. You let him quit. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, not a Queenslander.

No, we're absolutely not. I think you're fine. You're in the city with all the fucking trophies today, Joshua. Well, we had this one boy score his first points. It was cute. He played season and a half, never scored, scored his first points. And then ran off to the sideline after he scored. I'm like, no, no, you're on.

You're on. He goes, no, no, I have to go, I think I've pooped my pants. Phil Jackson didn't have to do with this. Like, this is, yeah. I didn't know you were allowed to leave when that happens. I know, I can't believe you let him quit as well. That's... Okay.

I've got a lot of answer. I don't know if any of them are what you want to hear. This is from Green's Dictionary of Slang. It's meant in a bunch of different ways. It has meant in the past a term for a person, the usual implication being of their arrogance, or in the case of women, their promiscuity. Oh, what a snot.

It's also meant the nose in the past. In the US, in 1927, it was used to mean an oyster which is what a disgusting yeah so maybe that's where

it came from maybe the oyster then because that's like snot and then we just said snot there's also in 1709

it meant semen of the head of the penis covered with semen that changes snot gobbler doesn't I that's

as long as you're meant to and no ill side effects you say apparently in Afrikaans snot Sjambok means a penis itself

snot bag in America is an arrogant or pompous individual. So it's a lot of things. So when they come to Australia and get a little slice, we call it a snot log. They must be so confused. It does have snot box there, meaning the nose. I've not eaten one since someone said that.

I had one in my hands, and a mate of my dad's going to, oh, you're having a snot lock. And I remember the thud of it hitting the bins still to the state. Like, one of those old tin bins, they're a fom. Yeah, so a lot of things. But it doesn't...

Apparently this is an Australian one. Snod ass. From the 70s, many a contemptible person. You absolutely snod ass. Bring it back. Bring it back. Yeah. It sounds like something like Al from home and away would say.

You flame and snod ass. For anyone who was in my podcast today, 2, 2, 2, that's 4, plus another square 2, plus 2, that's 10. Is there a mathematician in? Does that make sense? Yes, yes. Come on, give it up for whatever that was. My brain did not keep up.

The time's 20514, which is 5 plus 1 plus 4. So there you go. Are you doing the Bouncers' segment numerology? Is that going to be a reference that? Oh, it's certainly not here. There's an AFL show on Fox Tell at like 8 o'clock on Sunday nights. And it's hosted by Andrew Gaze. And Jason Dunstool.

And there's a set, which, you'll know one of those names, and there is a segment where they, it does, I don't know why I started explaining that. There's a segment that they talk about numbers. Just sorry. Connor, can you edit this out, please? I think he's ahead of a sudden. One day they will call you, Queen's Islander. Sorry, why were you on Plummercom website? I think it was submitted about five years ago

and it's finally, it finally arrived on my desk. Okay. Matthew. Oh, speaking of, oh, this is fantastic. For the listeners at home, how good this sound? Oh, that is the most we've got out of the crowd all day. Oh, did you hear? Open a can.

We'll take an offer on any of these books up here. Anyone want to learn more about? They're honestly not as crook as I thought they were. Well, there's Don Burke's organic book. Okay. Okay. Yeah, Elrod Hubbard. How did Matthew Perry get up there?

Slats. Yeah, Michael Slater was a bad guy. Yeah, he's... Yeah. Allegedly. All right. Is he the one that got kidnapped? I think so.

Or, you know, I think that's... That's also allegedly to be... Wait, Josh, I don't know that. Stuart McGill. I didn't know that you've written a lot. Oh, right, that's true. What's up there? All right, that's...

Anyway. Connor ended that out. Jerry Adams is up there. Didn't know they were anti-Irish independence here. All right. That's going to... That'll hit harder in Belfast, but... Well, half of Belfast, to be honest.

Connor, please, you know, make... Make good decisions for both of us. because you know I don't listen back. All right. Final question.