Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 181 - Alexei Toliopoulos, Suren Jayemanne and Josh Earl

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

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It's 2026. Melbourne and Adelaide people stay tuned. Everyone else. Skip forward 30 seconds. Going to keep it really quick. Adelaide Fringe, Rhino Room, Meant Serena doing our new stand-up show March 3rd to the 9th. And we're also doing a live. Who Knewit? Also at the Rhino Room, March 7th. Then in Melbourne for the International Comedy Festival. We're on at Cooper's Inn in Melbourne, April 7th to the 19th. Get tickets for Matt Stewartcom.com. Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guest write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Schult, and our first guest is a comedian who's hosting Don't You Know Who I Am Live at the Catfish in Melbourne, the last Sunday of each month this year, it's Josh Earl. Thank you, thank you.

Yay. Thanks. Yeah. True, Matt. Exactly true. All year long? All year long for as long as they'll have me. So good.

It's such a great pub. Yeah, it's nice. They're really good people who work there and good people who go and client at the place. Yeah. And the beer is very good. Could be here. Wouldn't know. Don't drink.

Well, that's why I'm letting you know. Josh, you've got to give it a shot. I think it's cool. And I think people who drink are really cool. Okay. Well, whose voice was that? It was our second guest this week who's performing his new show VHS all around Australia in the coming months.

It's Alexi Toliopoulos. Greetings. Greetings. I drink. Yeah. What is VHS there for? Very horny sips. Very huge stools.

I drink so much. That's it. I do. I drink big drinks. I do big shits. And our third guest this week. Performing with me at the Adelaide Fringe. From tomorrow the day this comes out.

And then in Melbourne and other places as well, it's Serendio, Amana. Hello. From tomorrow. I'm glad he said the day this comes out. Because I was like, what, are we living tomorrow? Oh, shit. Well, you know, as far as the listeners go, keep up the facade, if you don't mind.

Very excited to be in Adelaide, ready to go. Ready to go. Raring. Tomorrow from when this comes out, it sounds like a really bad sequel to the lovely book series tomorrow when the war began. So the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to convince me fake answer. I then read their answer as well as the real one,

and they have to guess which one is correct. Now, first question comes from listener, Amelia Mella, Mellor. I just only correct myself because Amelia has given me pronunciation advice in the form here. Amelia Mellor. You really do read in real time. Like, you just, I'm going to read the first bit. Don't look at the pronunciation. You just do one word at a time.

Well, yeah, it's Amelia Mellor brackets rhymes with Camilla Bellor. Okay. And they're from Melbourne, and the question is, what is the meaning of the Victorian era idiom, butter upon bacon? Wow. Oh my God, sorry, you may have heard my tummy gurgling on that. My lord.

You may have heard dribble pouring out the size of my mouth. This is how the scoring works. You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by one of the other contestants. And another point, if you correctly guessed the answer, and by the way, I'm also playing as the house. and I've put it into my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writer, and we each get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can go up to three points per round, which seems fair,

but the probability actually favours me, the house. And the house always wins, though, if you've listened to previous episodes. You'll know that is not necessarily the case. And even things out, the guests get triple points in the final round, just to really tip it back in their favour. Just like the Dr. Hugh Lurie, the house always wins, is what you're saying. Yeah, that's right. And the house is addicted to meth or whatever.

of it was in that show. I think it was oxycodone. Okay, probably not meth. Yeah. He's got access to better stuff. Oh, I should say that if you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via Patreon. I'm slash Digon Pod, which is linked in the show notes.

Okay, so the answers are in for question number one. Here it is. What is the meaning of the Victorian era idiom butter upon bacon? Slang for the house special at the local Victorian era sandwich shop. The house special being an opportunity to lather Francis Bacon in butter. That's option one. Option two.

Let's lock it in now. I forget. Yeah. All right. Option two, to have an overabundance of life's great joys. Option three. A humorous reference to feeding a malnourished child treats to help them gain weight.

It's a humorous reference. I do detect the humor, yes. Option four, excessive or too extravagant, similar to today's expression, a hat on a hat. Oh, wow. And you've got, it's like the comedy term,

hat on a hat, maybe too much of a good thing. I really should read these before I read, I read them. Good Lord. Or finally, a superficial... It means beanie upon a beanie, actually. Well, finally, it means a superficial fix addressing the optics of a problem rather than its underlying cause, i.e. putting butter on bacon and suggesting it's now kosher.

Mm. All right, Lex, do you want to go first? Yeah, sure. Say them again, quick style. Buttering up Francis Bacon, having an... Or you can leave that. Can you say them again, leave that one out? There's three hats on hats and then the last one. So you've got an overabundance of last great joys.

Beautiful. Humorous reference to feeding a malnourished child treats. I like that. You've got excessive or too extravagant, similar to a hat on a hat. You've got similar to a hat on a hat, meaning too much of a good thing, or a superficial fix addressing the optics of a problem rather than its underlying cause. I'm just, the two hats on the hats. There's an idiot.

I would use for this. I'd use a certain idiot for this round two. It's as if you were to wear too large kind of sun coverings on one's head to have two of the same option. I feel like I would, if you choose, I'm just going to assume one of those is not correct. Because if I choose one, how do I know I chose the right one? They're exactly the same. There's actually no difference in them. Some of the words are a little bit different, but they actually mean all the same things.

We're merging them into one. Okay, you're merging them into one? Mm-hmm. A hat on a hat on a hat. Okay, well, I'll just, I'm steering clear. I don't want to be, I don't want any part in that. Don't want any part in that. I like, hey, I'm, I got a hard out.

We don't want to talk about this hat shit any longer. I'm going to say the last option. Well, I don't remember what it was. Fixing the superficial problem. Yeah, sure. Okay. Whatever. Actually, no, not that one.

The fat kid one. This, I mean, the skinny kid one. Okay. What do you think, Josh? I think if you combine the two hat ones, I'll go with one of the hat ones. Okay, lock on it in for Josh. And what do you think, Surin? I also think it could be the, um, trying to pretend that the food is kosher, but...

Okay. A small fix. Oh, that's the one Alexi briefly locked in and jumped off. Damn. I like that one again now. I'll go to the skinny kid. I've chosen. All right.

This is who wrote the answers. Uh, the one about Francis Bacon. That was Serendio Amarna. Oh, yes, Justin, you know. Is she is? That's how you get to TV writing jobs. A bit of a creative imagination, not just writing a hat on a hat, like every other fool.

To have an overabundance of life's grade joys, that was Alexei Toliopolis. A beautiful, beautiful, uh, short and sharp. Gosh, yeah, thanks so much, guys. I really appreciate it. Now, Seren went for a fixing, uh, superficial fix. addressing the optics of a problem rather than the underlying cause.

I'm afraid that was the house. Oh, well. Now, that means that Alexi went for the malnourish child, which was actually written by Amelia, okay, the house. Good work, Amelia. And that means that Josh wrote one of the hats on a hat, and that's also the real answer. Yes.

I like how Saran went, yeah, I didn't write some bullshit. Like anyone could write. Like the history books and the dictionary. If I had chosen that, would Josh have got the point of what I've got to point? That's never happening. Yeah, that's never. I didn't. I wouldn't.

Because hat on a hat is a real comedy term. It means, like we just said. But in music, especially- He used to wear two hats. Yeah, and in Australian rock music, they call it a Kilby on a Trilby. So it's Steve Kilby for the church wearing a Trilby hat. That's too much of a good thing. If you see Steve Kilby wearing a Trilby, too good.

Oh shit. Okay, so I don't really know what to do with the scores there. I think Josh probably gets two points somehow. I think he gets even because you're not going to choose your own. I chose the other one though. I feel like I've got, I mean, I feel like I've got, if I'd read it pre-hand, I probably would have quickly messaged Josh saying, any chance you could change this a little?

But I didn't do that. So I think I'm giving Josh two points. The house gets a point. And we're on to round two. And I will pre-read from here on in. Question two comes from Adam Tripchinski from Kerry, Illinois. And the question is just to come up with a fake species of worm. You're just going to come up with a fake species of worm.

While you're writing your answer, see some more info on that hat on a hat thing. This is a kind of FCI. The expression was used to state there is too much extravagance. Example, are you going to put lace over the feather? Isn't that rather butter upon bacon? Serotic. Oh my God, I'm getting steamy here. Lucky I've got ventilation going on.

I can see, there's a bit of steam coming out the pits. Yes, yes, yes. I've got steamy pits. They evaporate in the water so fast it turns into a gaseous. Gassia stain rather than liquid. And Reader's Digest has a slightly different interpretation saying that it would be used to tell someone that they were over the top or extravagant, but in an endearing way. And the phrases popular was used by Charles Dickens in his classic book, Nicholas Nickleby.

And yeah, according to Reader's Digest, the modern version would be, oh, you're too much. Do you ever get that, Alexie? Does anyone ever say that to you? What the hell? What's the fuck wrong with you? It's a real attack. I'm not being doing your podcast out of pure pity and you're going to do stuff like that to me or do you?

The answers are in for question number two. Which are these are real worm? The Alaskan bull worm. The Himalayan string brown. The giant thorny-headed worm of swine. the Little Red Riggler Worm a thurman worm Or that's probably

Worm, anyway Or Wormies in Darkus Oh wow Josh, what do you think? I do like Wormies in Darkus For those who aren't from Australia That is a play on the character Hermes in Darkus from ship to shore

A great show from the night that was filmed in Perth, I think. But I'm going to go with the first, was it the Alaskan? Alaskan bullworm. Yeah, I'll go with that one. All right. What do you think, Saran? Well, Josh's extensive analysis there of Herbys and Darkus has obviously ruled that one out.

Well, I mean, maybe a worm scientist was a ship to shore. Yeah, it's from Perth. Burmys and Darkus was the first Greek person I remember seeing on TV. And is that when you realize that show business was possible? I was like, holy shit, I can do this thing. I can live my dream. When I lived in Greece when I was a little boy, they actually played Ship to Shore dubbed on TV.

Whoa, really? Yeah. What was it called in Greece? I don't know. Blah, blah, blah, don't know. It must have been the secret. Don't care was over 30 years ago, mate, I don't know. What about Acropolis now?

Did they show that? Oh, my God. It was banned in Greece. Really? Yeah. They said too rude, too funny. They also didn't show it in Tasmania, but George Kapanaras came down for a comedy show there at Festivale

and just was talking about Acropolis now the whole time and about 40 minutes into it somewhere you had out, we didn't get that show. Damn, poor Georgie. Yeah. Was they Mimo? Great character. Great character.

He's Mima. Mimo. I'm going to go with the little red, wigler. Little red wigler for Surren. And who's that left that leaves you, Alexey? Can you say option two out loud again for me, please? Himalayan string brown.

String brown. I like string brown. Yeah. A worm is, but a living string is what I've always said. It's a living string. All right. Is who wrote the answers. Wormies in darkest was Seren.

Worme-otherman worm was the house. then we had the Little Red Riggler. Seren went for that, but that was a Lexi Toliopoulos. Wow, thank you, Surin. Very nice. Josh went for the Alaskan bullworm, but that was actually Adam, aka the question writer.

Oh, Adam, okay, outsmarted me once again. Now Lexi went for the Himalayan string brown. That was Josh Earl. Wow, Josh. Of course you knew my theory that worms are living strings, And I would like to go for it. Always one step ahead.

That is Alexi's string theory. And that means no one got the correct answer, which was giant thorny-headed worm of swine. Wow. Wow, that was the worst one. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to get it. It is a parasitic worm. So point there to Jill, point to house, and I point to Alexi.

So if you had some combantrum. Would that beat the thorny-headed worm? Oh, I think it could well do. Good. Just so I know. You're pre-dosing. Yep. All right.

Question three. This one comes from Annette. Hello, Annette. Wait, Annette is her name or like Annette? It's been in the sea. This is from Annette. Annette, which is really just... Amette has caught this one for us.

Really just a whole bunch of string together, isn't it, Annette? Wow. Now, that gives me an idea. So, Annette's question is, Legendary golfer, Jack Nicholas's granddaughter, was married in December of 2020. What is the name of the man she married? This is just have to come up with a man's name.

A man's name. First and second. Classic setup of a name in that way. And while you're writing around, I let the audience know a bit more about these worms. According to the companion Animal Parasite Council, the giant thorny-headed worm is a large 10 to 65 centimetre, Jesus, centimetre long pinkish parasite

that infects the small intestine of pigs, attaching itself by borrowing a hook-covered stout into the gut wall. Oh, this is awful. Pigs become infected by eating beetles or grubs that carry the larvae. It causes weight loss and in severe cases, intestinal damage. Oh, got to get me one of those. Hollywood's all over it. We want that pig-headed swine wolf.

It's going off. It's gone viral. Answers are in for question number three. What is the name of Jack Nicholas's granddaughter's husband? Jinky's Grouse. Alan S. Morissette. Todger Strunk. Blurt Boundingstone Trevor Dipschitz

Or Nicholas Jack Okay Wow Yeah It's got to mean So many fantastic options here All of those would be of note You know

Yeah You go shit I'm gonna send this to someone But I was getting caught in this net Yeah That's right Okay Surin

What do you reckon What was the Toge one? Todd Todd Todd just strunk. Todger strung. That's, um, yeah. I feel, yeah, it's got to be a name that's,

that's worthy of sending it, right? And Dodger Strach. Todger Strach is the most noteworthy of those. So I'm going to lock that in. More than first name Blurt. No, but that's too far. Yeah. It's too far.

Yeah, fair enough. I mean, Todger's a strong name. Do you imagine, yeah, looking at a baby going, this is Todger. Tudger, meet the world. Well. You can see it. It's such a strunk.

It's such a stronk of your service. You can picture it at the all. Roger. Roger. Roger. Exactly. And strunk. Strunk.

Well, if you got strunk, you can name it anything. That's, yeah. Yeah. It's a free man. Anything except Blurt,

I think. Blurt strunk, I think it works. Yeah. Blurt strunk works better than Todger's strunk maybe. All right. Yeah, lock in Todger. Todd is locked in for you.

What are you one, Lexi? I'm going dipship. Dipschitz, I reckon it's close to a normal name. What did you call it? What was the name again? Trevor Dipschitz. But would you marry someone called Trevor? Let's go Trevor Dipschitz.

Trevor Dipschitz. Yeah, the deal is you'd take my name though. Yeah. All right, Josh, what do you reckon? I'll go, Alan is Morissette. Alan S. Morrisett. Alan S. Morissette. Alan S. Morissette.

Okay, yeah, I'll go that. All right, locked in for Joe. Josh, here's who wrote the answers. No one was into my nonsense today. Jinky's grouse and blurt bounding stone. Sounded too Aussie, mate. Two Aussie. Grouse and blurt.

Yeah. Nicholas Jack, that was Josh Earl. No one guessed it. Good call. Yeah, I think that would obviously be noteworthy. You would know that it was a net that sent that in. If it was. Because that's what Annette might think

Oh yeah, this is good listening Nicholas Chair Now Josh went for Alan S. Morissette That was Alexei Tolleopolis Yes, a little music reference To catch the rock star Josh at all Yes, coming to my parlour

I said the spider to the fly That was my point out there Imagine if his name was Gulf Harris Okay, that's good stuff That is really good I want to use that in a future episode. Sorry, I almost put down a golf hitter because that's... Oh, that's fun.

That's good. Yeah, but I didn't. I went with Jack Nichols. You don't hear of many agulfs anymore, do you? Alexi went for Trevor dipshits. That was Seren. Wow. I'd sound like a real name.

shit. Yeah, just a... There's a lip shits on some TV show on the 90s, I think Boston legal or something like that. I reckon adding the Zed on the end of it gave it a flare of authenticity. Which is interesting because...

The flare and snared, sir in the flare and snare, that old saying. In an episode of Mork and Mindy, there was a character whose surname was Wanker, which was very funny when I was a kid. Mr. Wanker's at the door. It's like, oh, that's so good. That reminds me of masturbation.

Yes. Is that not a word? No, it's not. Whanker's not a word in America. No, that is fun. God, I reckon I could go over to America and become a billionaire and teaching them how to wank. Guys, you've got this awesome thing on the other side of the world. Just give me $40 every time you do it.

Royalties, copyright it. Yeah, they'd love that, you know, taking out a... Everybody does. Yeah, yeah. I reckon they could be right into this. Anyway, that means Serenius, correct it is Todger strunk. Wow. Oh my God.

That is good. Fucking hell, bro. Todger. And apparently Todger doesn't mean dick in America either. I hate to break it to you. Yes, it does. It's, that word, how can it mean anything else? But it's a uniquely English-sounding piece.

this. I think it only means like, you know, a cockney guy's dick. That's the kind of cock could have a hat on a hat on a hat. Good day. You know, that sort of thing. It'll be like an English guy being called Schlong. Schlong Johnson.

Hello, Schlong Johnson here, sir. Let's add your service. Schlong Johnson. All right, so Sereng gets two points out round and Alexi gets one. Back in it. At the halfway mark, it is tight. So, Ren, the house, Alexiel on two points.

But Josh, out in front on three points. Now, question number four comes from William Decker. William's given himself the nickname Billiam, which I guess is a bit of fun, but also that alludes to the fact that he's asked a question about nicknames. Question from William is, what is the nickname of the American NFL fullback Leonard Weaver

What is the nickname of American NFL fullback Leonard Weaver? Wow And while you're writing your answers He's a little more info about Todger After Jack Nicholas After Jack Nicholas tweeted

About his new grandson-in-law Jamie Jones wrote for the Pope Congratulations to Christine Nicholas And Todger strunk on their recent marriage Over on Twitter, everyone has become infatuated with the newlyweds, especially British people due to the groom's rather unfortunate name. Todger Strunk was first thrust into the limelight when legendary golfer Jack Nicholas tweeted best wishes to his granddaughter

for marrying the man in question. For the non-British and more innocent among us, a Todger's British slang for a penis. Strunk is just a funny name. That's such a great added bit of info there from the article. Todger Strunk soon began trending on Twitter. including this tweet from Laura Lux. My brain is stuck in a loop.

It just keeps saying Todd just strunk. Todd just strunk. Tod just strunk over and over. I can't believe out of every name, some people looked at Todd just strung and said, yes, that's it. That's the one. All right,

while you're still writing your answers, so let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back and the answers are in. Here's question number four. What is the nickname of American NFL fullback, Leonard Weaver? Here are your options. The Loom of Doom. The Face Cleaver.

Leonard Jackie Weaver. Commander Ketchup. Adobe. Or Dr. Kerry Weaver, named after the character from E.R. played by Laura Inners. That's the full nickname. So

We are back to you Alexey What are you thinking I love Lume of Doom And I What was the fifth one The fifth one Was it Adobe? Adobe

I was curious about that one And what was the fourth one? Commander ketchup I liked Commander ketchup A nice shot go for that All right locked in What do you think, Josh?

I was going to go Commander Catcher, but I'll now go the Lume of Doom. You don't want to go for the ER one? You love the pit. I do like the pit. You love the pit. You love the pit. Do they have these names on their backs,

their nicknames? No, any merch or? Yeah, maybe merch. Year 12th high school jersey. They don't get the nickname. In the XFL, they did have their nicknames on their back. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, in the XFL.

That's the one that... The Rock does, right? Is that the Rocks thing? Oh, Vince McMahon and Donald Trump tried to put it on. My two heroes, by the way. What was your high school nickname on the back of your jerseys? I didn't have a nickname in high school, but I'd have one now. Yeah, Jill.

Yeah. Jell's so good. Mine was Hawkeye, played by the actor Alan Old. That's the full nickname. What was yours, Alexie? I had Snoop Wogg on one. And was that something that they called you Or you just thought that would be

You just choose whatever you want Or that you choose whatever you want I think mom is Stu Dogg which is Stew dog That's like me and you But because I I do have like

A Swiss Italian Grandmother Make sure rest and peace You're not allowed to say it Maybe I should have been You can say I don't want to hear it I'm scared of you say

I guess. Don't you think that I... Oh, you can say it quietly. Okay. You're going to say it at a whisper. Okay. At 1-8. Stewalk.

Oh, my goodness. My ears. Good Lord. Show's cancelled. All right. So we got Jell's going for Lume of Doom. Alexi's going for Commander Ketchup. What do you think, Serene?

What were the other options? Saren said he locked in the ER one. What's the air? What's the air? What's the... fifth one, please? Fifth one is Adobe. And what's the second one?

The face cleaver. Okay, and he's named Weaver. And there's also Leonard Jackie. So Adobe could be... Jackie Weaver. Like Dream Weaver, I guess. Adobe Dreamweaver. Oh, yep.

Is that... That's one of their programs? Yeah. I believe it makes websites. It's like a Squarespace. Yeah, before... You canva before Canva. Right.

Is that right? Good. So you're thinking about that one? No, face cleaver. Go on face cleaver. Yep. It's going to rhyme. All right, locked in.

Here's her at the answers. Dr. Kerry Weaver, named after the character for me, played by Laura Innes. That's the full nickname. That was Alexei Toliopolis. Great character. Great show. Leonard, Jackie Weaver, was Josh Earle.

We both try to catch each other, Alexie. You're too smart for ourselves. Too smart, mate. Couldn't catch me in a Jackie Weaver net. Couple of men. What am I, Darren Hinch? Were you trying to catch anyone? That's fine, Alexie.

Yeah, you're trying to... That was a very Serenish answer. I reckon people who at home play the game picking Seren's answer would have got tripped up there, I reckon. I think so. That's what I was trying to do. I wanted Serent to go, well, I didn't write that one. It must be the real one.

Because Seren went with Adobe, which explains why he tried to backdoor explain it there. It was too far removed. his name's just weaver, not dreamweather. Now, Alexi went for Commander Ketchup. That was William, the question writer. Okay, the house. That was good Commander ketchup.

Obviously, here we'd call it Commander Tomato Sauce. So that's why it was so good. The loom of Doom. Josh ran for that. I'm afraid that was the house. Oh, the house gets me. You know, they weave looms of the weaving things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That means Theron is correct again. It is the face cleaver, which is so. Such a violent nickname. Very much so. But of course, this is a guy that wields a blade when he goes out into the field. It's just a happy coincidence that his name rhymes with Cleaver. All right, we're up to the penultimate question now. This one comes from Rinn from London and Emily from Panorama in South Australia.

Wow, I love a... I love a team-up, yeah. Yeah, nice little Commonwealth collaborative. That's right. And their question is, what quirky request did organic chemist Fred Bohr make in his will?

What quirky request did organic chemist Fred Boar make in his will? Jirl, I reckon the first time I heard you referred to as Jirl, Josh. Yes. Was Dave Callan on your birthday.

He sang, we were at, I think we're in Canberra. And he goes, Jarl, you'll be a woman soon. Yeah. Yep. If I ever transition, that'll be the comedy show I'd name it after.

That rings through my head every time, Jarl, you'll be a woman soon. All right, while you're writing your answers. Here's some more info about the face cleaver. Question more out of William writes. In 2007, Weaver became Seattle's starting fullback, producing 276 rushing yards, 535 receiving yards and three touchdowns over the next two seasons.

This earned him the nickname the Face Cleaver because of his brutal stiff arms, which are a feature of Aussie rules football as well, and I think probably rugby, but William does explain for those who don't know, stiff arm is an offensive technique where a ball carrier extends their arm to push away a defender using the palm to create separation and avoid being tackled. In the NFL it is legal and aggressive mode used to maintain forward momentum by targeting a defender's shoulder, chest or head area. Though grabbing the face mask is illegal.

Oh, well, Srenz running his answer, I'll give a score update. After four rounds, we've got Alexi on two points, Josh and Sarenne on three points, but now in the lead on four points, it's the house. Oh, boo. The listeners don't want that. No, the listeners hate the house. answers are in. For question number five,

penultimate question here. What quirky request did organic chemist Fred Boar make in his will? Option one, you had to have a prescription to attend the funeral. Option two,

everyone had to attend his funeral wearing a bald cap and glasses. He died with a full head of hair and didn't need glasses. Oh. Just rubbing it in. Option three, that is body be

donated to science, in particular to be left in an anaerobic chamber so his colleagues could track human decomposition without the presence of oxygen, or that he be buried in his own invention a Pringles can, or that his son John, a shy, mild-mannered 55-year-old, would only inherit his life savings if he converted $10,000 of it into dollar bills and hand-delivered each into thongs at a local strip club. Or finally, please smoke weed in honor, my dudes.

I'll say the words in order actually this time. Or finally, please smoke weed in my honor, dudes. This is a request based on my expertise as an organic pharmacist, which means I love marijuana and smoking it. Okay. Josh, what do you think?

prescription to attend the funeral. Funeral guests had to wear ball cap and glasses, that his body be donated to science, that he'd be buried in a Pringles can that his only son had to go to the strippers or that everyone smoke weed, dudes.

I'm going to go Pringles can. He invented the Pringles can. All right, locked in for Josh Earl. What do you think, sir? But Josh, only one of them was written in first person like he was requesting it. Um, the Pringles can, I mean, we're assuming that he's getting cremated. No, they shut him in.

There's a tiny little man. That is interesting. I was thinking that maybe they made an oversized. Yeah, yeah. Was his invention like a casket that's shaped like a Bricketts? Yeah, yeah. Funny caskets. I think it's the Prinkles can as well.

I feel like this was in the news recently. Oh, the guy that invented. No, maybe it was a guy that. they invented the remote, but someone died. They put, yeah. Some invented a note. Wow, the guy they invented the remote died, he's one of my heroes. Okay, you can also go Pringle scan, Lex, or you can go your own way?

I was thinking Pringle scan. I was charmed by it. I was imagining a big Pringle scan. Yeah, I was too. Yeah, I was imagining a big cylindrical pungle scan. So I was thinking about that one. I would just do Pringle scan. I can't remember any of the other ones.

What flavor would you want to be buried in? The green, the green color. Oh, sour cream and chives. Yeah, that's the one. Because it would blend in with the environment. Oh, true. Red would stick out a bit. I think that's my least favorite flavor.

I'd go salt and vinegar, but yeah, it'd stink. You might decompress to them, decompose too much in the salt vinegar. Too much acid. Pringle's suck, I think. Okay. They turn to mush in your head really far. Like you know when you're chewing a good chip, a crunchy chip, you know, over a bit of texture, it goes from full-sized chip,

you're chewing it, it becomes smaller chippies, and then it doesn't really become mush in your mouth. But at Pringle, you don't even chew it to mush. You just put it in and it's like it becomes soggy. They are just mushed up potato, aren't they? Dehydrated and, yeah. Whereas a chip, is it a chip an actual chip? usually it's an actual chip

I don't know what you're asking mate I don't know I don't think Snips crisps are sliced potato with the What's the word Crinkle Cut?

I think the single cut is real I think they've got a crinkle cutting machine Not with Smiths I'm sure Not with Smiths I don't know maybe it is I've seen a crinkle cutter I've seen a crinkle cutter I've seen a crinkle cutter

I've seen a crinkle cutter in a flesh Woo At Smith's At Smith's I worked there At Todd your Smith's place Dr. Smith. I work for Todja Smith.

Because occasionally I'll find a green, like, chip, where the potato is obviously green. And I think they put them in there just to keep you on your toes. So you think, oh, these are real chips. These are real potato. I reckon they dye them. Yeah. They're coloring the chips. They're doing it with the salmon.

They're doing it. All right. Here's remembering that Alexi's got a heart out and he's still just yapping along. I'm yapping along. I'm yapping along. I'm thinking about Pringles now, so I'm not that hungry for dinner. Once you pop. So here's who wrote...

Shit, that's what happened. He popped off this model coil into his own creation. All right, here's who wrote the answers. I had to have a prescription or attend the funeral. That was Serran. You can see why it took quite a while. That took him that long. Deleted eight of them.

What were the other ones who were cooking up, Saran? I was one about a guy who smokes a lot of weed and the... I was speaking of that one, dudes, that was Alexei-Toliopoulos. Oh, the dude. It was 420 not long ago. I was thinking, I was had a character. Oh, yeah? I was thinking of a character, yeah, yeah.

That he made his son go to the local strip club. That was the house. Wow. Did you write that, Matt? Yeah, I wrote that one. I thought that was. Oh, God. Have you, did you research?

Did you go? to us. I thought, what a quirky request that would have been. 10,000 single bills would take forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you'd be grieving and you'd, in the place like that, be really sad. That would be really sad. It would be awful. Crying as you put the billers. Yeah. I reckon it would cheer you up.

I reckon the dad was thinking that. Honestly, I lost my father a month ago. Maybe I should go to the Rippers. And, uh, With $10,000. So we'll see if it chees me out.

The problem with Australian currency. Go fund me. You're putting coins in, though, Josh. The fact that everyone had to wear a ball cap and glasses, that was Josh Earl. That was good. That's good stuff. That he donated his body to science. That was Rinn, the question right?

Okay, the house. And that does mean that you are each correct. Yes. He did request to be buried in his own invent. a Pringle's can. Wow. And I think... Was that his full-time job

inventing the Pringle can? He'd clock on to eight hours of invented the Pringle can. Like, he didn't invent the tube. Like, I find that fascinating. It looked like... It is, isn't it? Yeah, tubes existed.

The shape of cylinders. How old was this guy? We don't know. He could have invented the tube. Well, he died at 89. And he invented in the 60s apparently. Wow, by the way, Springles can. We all call it can.

It's not a can. It's a tube. It's a cylinder. And not all all cans are cylinders and not all cylinders of cans. There's some fat, you know, it's got a little dusting of a metal look at the bottom. Yes. But it's mainly cardboard. It's not canned.

I think that's a great point. I don't think I can add anything to it. Do you reckon I could do that? like comedy festival like that's you know make that observation I think you could

is that observational humour I've not really tried it very much you'll have to start with what is the deal with Pringles cans and then get into it

and now have you heard about this pharmacist theme that's not even a can I think you it's not can I think that would crush

oh part of pun final question question six comes from Mayan Gallagher from Sheffield in England

and the question is, what is the synopsis of the 1989 film creating REM Leza? What do you say? What is the synopsis of the 1989 film creating Rem Lezor?

Whenever Alexei's on, I have to dig deeper into a more obscure film. Yeah, I can see the DVD over his shoulder. There we go, that's creating the rim Lezzer. It's while you're writing your answers.

Here's some more info about Fred Burr. I should have looked up how to pronounce the name. B-A-U-R. According to the Associated Press, the man who designed the Pringle's potato crisp packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes, also was a smaller one,

a portion of his ashes had been buried in one of his tall circular cans. Frederick J. Boar of Cincinnati died May the 4th at Vetus Hospice in Cincinnati, his family said. May the 4th Star Wars Day. Whoa. No. Maybe that's what he wanted.

Maybe that's exactly when he wanted to go. He was 89. Boar's children say they honored his request to bury him in one of the cans by placing part of his cremated remains in a Pringle's container in his grave in suburban Springfield Township. The rest of his remains were placed in an urn buried along with the can, with some placed in another urn and given to a grandson. said Boar's daughter, Linda Boar of Mississippi. Boer requested the burial arrangement because he was proud of his design of the Pringle's container,

a son, Lawrence Boar of Michigan, said. According to Scott Horsley for NPR, back in the 1960s, Cincinnati-based Procter & Gamble, where Boer worked, developed a potato chip made from dehydrated flour. Oh, it's not even made out of potato. Probably our potato flour. Right. that makes sense.

And shaped like a saddle, they say. I never really thought of it. I guess it is saddle shaped. They didn't look like any other potato chip in the store. And Boerscan was just as novel. You can have the best product in the world. But if the package doesn't speak to people, they may never try it. People did try Pringles by the millions.

And Steve Rice of packaging digest, that is amazing, but that exists. and they wonder why magazines went on. Steve Ross says that the can was a key selling point. Ball won a patent on the tubular container in 1970. And Reese says almost four decades later, the Pringle's can still stands out. They took a product which people had been consuming for years and they gave it a whole new set of properties.

They created a tube that was resellable. It would ensure that the product wouldn't be damaged. The chips wouldn't be broken. and to a certain extent it made eating potato chips a little bit of fun because, you know, I've seen kids play with those, says Steve Reese. Procter & Gamble have tinkered with the taste of Pringles over the years, adding salt and grease and later a fat-free version, but the chips are still lovingly packed in Boers can.

And now so is the inventor himself. And Rinn writes, gone to the show QI, the packaging was that of the original flavor. There you go, Josh. Oh, good. Red, nice. Yeah, I guess that's what you'd want. You'd want to go to the classic if you were the original.

Yep. Everyone is in. So the final question, what is the synopsis of the 1989 film creating Rem Leather? Here are your options. Ashley is a Malibu princess who loses everything when she invests in a Tupperware pyramid scheme. The inspiration, then inspiration strikes. She sets up her own pyramid scheme selling the spiritual system of REM Leza, a cult that promotes yoga bikinis and keeping your food fresh in plastic boxes.

Yogurt bikinis, did you say? Yeah. Ah, yoga, comma, bikinis. Sorry. But that does give me an idea. Oh my God, the new Pringles can. Will Ashley make back her money And will she lose her soul in the process?

That's option one. Option two Think weird science style plot with two friends Jared Dwayne and Scoots Magoots. They invent a realistic humanoid To take on their school bullies. The humanoid becomes too popular And the two friends have to shut it down.

In doing so, they earn the respect of their peers. It's option two. three, fast cars and faster women. These are the things Rem Leza holds most dear. Until he encounters a spirit from his past, the ghost of his high school sweetheart Monica. That's option number three, option four.

Pretty open-ended that story. In this family musical, two children bring their imaginary friend a purple perm-mulleted superhero named Rem Laser to life. They build a mannequin, comes alive but only lives for a day unless they can find the chaotic medallion which has been hidden by the evil floating head Vowrock. They turned Vowrock good through the power of love and song but Rem Leza dies anyway. Or finally, when a farmer finds his favourite alpaca ill,

he pops the aging beast into the back of his yute and drives in a town to see the local vet. Once there, he notices something odd. The local vet is shut and the entire town appears to deserted. With nobody to help rescue his alpaca, the farmer is at a loss. He's all alone. And so he has no choice but to create REM Leza. After creating Rem Leza, it turns out the vet and the rest of the townsfolk were just asleep. It was night time after all. Okay. You've got the weird style, a weird science style plot, two friends who create the humanoid.

You've got fast cars and faster women until the ghost of Monica returns. You've got the purple perm, mulleted superhero who dies at the end anyway, or you've got the farmer and his alpaca. Serran, I think it should go. What do you think? Triple points at stake here, by the way.

And going in this following around, it's still truly anyone's game. with the scores Alexion 3 and everyone else on 4. What was the Remlesser? Can I have that one? The one with the spirit thing? The Spirit of his sweetheart Monica. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Man, this is, I wouldn't see any of these films. Oh, come on. Give them a chance. No. This is why you'll never be a true Sinephor, Siret. Option two, weird science style plot

with two friends who invent a realistic humanoid. Yeah, I think it's that one. All right, locked in for Saren. What do you think, Alexi? I'm tossing up between two. Tossing up between the Spirit Monica. And what was the one after that?

You read one? What was the one? The family musical where friends bring a purple, her mulleted superhero named Rem Leather to Life. I'll just go that one. Okay, locked in. What do you think, Josh?

I also think it's the purple-headed superhero one. Lock it in? Yeah, lock it in. All right. Here's who wrote The Answers. That one about the alpaca. It was just an odd time. Then the big twist at M-night Shamelan style twist at the end.

That was Seren Giamana. Yeah. Even night time, Sheppelin. The one, now, the one with fast cars and even faster women,

that was Alexei Toliopoulos. Yeah. And that's my favorite thing. Don't know how to drive and I'm scared of chicks. Ashley, the Malibu Prince. Princess, who loses everything in a Tupperware scheme.

That was written by Maine, okay, the house. Maine. Good work, Maine. Maine, yeah. And Saran went for the weird science style plot, where the two friends, Jared Dwayne and Scudz Magoods, trademark to Josh Earl. Which is a...

That was Josh Earl. That was Josh Earl, very well played. Meaning that Alexi and Josh are both corrected. It is the weird, very low budget film about a purple, perm, mulleted superhero. Did either of you know that for real? Is that just your guess? I've seen this movie, yes. Have you really?

Yeah, I've seen this movie. My friends, they have a, like, static vision. They're a great Australian, mainly based in Melbourne distributor. And during lockdowns, we would do like these online streamings. And I remember that was one of them. And the name Rembeleza quickly came into my head. That is so weird because it doesn't even have a, there's not a single rotten tomatoes review of it. Mm.

By a critic or otherwise. So I'm like, I don't. It's not a full feature length film. It's not full, like 45 minutes or something. Something like that. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's very hard to get one past you, Lex. Yeah, I feel like both times I've been on this with you, you only reveal at the very end.

Oh, yeah. I didn't know what to say. I did one of Josh once where I knew the movie straight away and it was also something I watched it, I would say you played that perfectly, Lex. You'd kind of break the round if you go, I know the real one, it's this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it isn't, but it, like, they're getting more specific.

Yes, that's true. It's hard. I think I'm going to have to, whenever you're on Lex, I'm going to have to scrap the movie around. I'm going to have to. Oh, come on. It's nice. I like it.

It's nice. Don't do that. Uh, Alistair Wood on Letterbox writes, this fucking amazing piece of shit is on YouTube. One of the best bad movies I've seen in years. It does have a lot of letterbox reviews, admittedly. All right, final score check. After the final round, things change quite a bit in equal third place on four points a piece.

It's surrounding the house. In second place on six points, it's Alexi. But leaping into the lead on 10 points is Josh Earl. Thank you, guys. It's just a pleasure to play, guys. It's just, I'm just so happy to be here with my good friends. It was so good that Scoots Magoots. Got there in the end.

Scoots made it. For people who can get to Melbourne, Josh, is that the best thing for them to come see you at coming up? Yeah, if you're on the last Sunday of every month at the Catfish, I'm doing, don't you know who I am? The was a podcast now. It's just a live show. Unless you're a patron subscriber, then you can hear it wherever you are. And then later in the year, I'm doing a new show. So August 8th, but that's a long way away.

I'm doing a new hour. Oh, excited. I still, whenever someone says the phrase social media, I still hear social me, me, media. Yeah, that's good. What about dipshit? Because I also said that a lot on the show. Dip shit definitely comes to mind a bit.

Oh, which was used to. Diphits. Michael Diphits or whatever. Trevor Dipshitz. Alex, what about you? People can come and see your show in all the major cities, I think in Australia coming up. I would love it if they did.

It's called VHS. It's me talking about movies, funny style. Adelaide, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, maybe Perth one day. When does this come out? It comes out to start of March. March 10, I'm in Adelaide, so come see me, babe.

So good. Tickets are selling well. You've got to go over to Perth, see your man Hermes and Darkus. I'd love to see Hermes. He was the best. Great villain. Great character. Yeah.

It might be hard to get to Perth. It's actually quite expensive to get those flights, but that's the cost of living. And Sharon, how about you? Well, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow or whatever. Tonight at the museum is on the ABC. So have a watch. Josh and I both worked on it.

What episode am I on? We don't know because we filmed eight and you're on the seventh one, I think, but they're doing them in different orders. So the first one is with Alan Davies from QI and Brett Blake and Tegan Higginbotham and Zoe Kuzmar. So that's the first one. It's very funny. Really fun show. Yeah, I hope I'm episode two because I was the last episode.

film and I told you guys. I did say it. My goal is to be funny enough that my episode gets bumped up in order that they get aired in. But I would say if you like this show and like weird little facts, you will like this show. It's really, it's got a bunch of cool stuff. And also you've got to guess what is the real story behind some of these items that both

Seren and I wrote the lies. It's a new, it's like a, it's a new concept, right? Or, you know, it's a, yeah. Yeah, it's a classic, but it's a new. Good cast as well. lots of great, like young Australian comedians. And it's film literally in a museum? Yep.

Yeah. Oh, so good. Can't wait to watch it. It's awesome. It's very funny. And also, we're going to do Adelaide French together. That's right.

Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne and Southern. They can, yeah, come see us. It would be great to see there. We're going to do a live who knew it in Adelaide at the Rano Room this Saturday, I think, the time of release. Anyway, thanks so much for joining us. Ryan, Lexi's got a hard out. God damn.

He's got to go have some modern. Fuck, it's. 20 minutes past my heart out. Shit, I've got to have a shower. Thanks for seeing. No, go with the pits out. I'm going pits out to dinner. Cheers for tuning to Who knew with Matt's out.

Now that you know it, I've been Matt's show it. Goodbye. I'm definitely, I'm hearing a fan or something, but I'm... It might be my laptop. It's really hot, I reckon. Oh, cool. Okay, well, that's right. As long as it's not at our end.

Will listeners see this video? Ah, they could do. Oh, because Alexi's got his pits out, guys. Pits out. Pits out, mate. I'm free to pit today. Pits out for the boys. Whenever the day that the pit is airing on TV is the day...

It is. I just watched it. So did I. Moshecasha, makes a cameo. Really? I sent him a message on Instagram. It's getting some heat guys. I think I just liked it before we jumped on.

What you got to understand, Alexi, is that it's a very streamable show. Every day's pit day. Don't I know it, mate? I've changed my whole water So, well, I don't think I've seen your pits before I'm pretty happy with the results While they're writing their answers Having watched the pit

While people are writing in their answers Having watched the pit, the recent one Moshe Kasha plays an interpreter Like an ASL like American Sign Language interpreter For a patient who, for some reason They're very smart But no one's decided Hey, just give her a pen and paper

and let her write down her symptoms. It's been four hours of her sitting in a waiting room and no one's given her a piece of paper. Can't crack the code. That's so funny. And is that what your tweet was sort of? I was like, I wrote to Moshe saying, I'm glad you got a gig,

but why did no one just give her a piece of pen and a paper? That's so funny. Now, Lexi especially requested you to be on this episode, Jill. That's very nice of you, Alexi. Yes, Josh. just one of my favorite people to podcast with. And I owe him money. Yes.

Hopefully he gets paid for this appearance. That's why I've got my threatening arms out, just so Josh knows what's up. He didn't request you, but you'd already, I think you were already coming in. I was already committed. Yeah. Let me tell you how it went down.

Matt asked me to do the podcast. I said yes. And then he said, and then I asked who's doing it. He said, Serene, I said, awesome. And then I said, you should ask Josh El too. Because the last time I saw Serendor was with me and Josh El because we're all working on the TV show together in Tasmania. A TV show, which comes out tomorrow. Rural.

Doesn't it? No. At the time of release. At the time of release. At the time this comes out. Tomorrow and the time of release. Tomorrow. My favorite Bryce Courtney novel or whatever that guy is.

So please watch it and give it a go, people, is what I'm saying. And the show is called tomorrow at the night of the museum, right? What is it called? It is called tonight at the museum. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I think it. And Sren and I were working on it. We were writers.

And Lex, what were you doing? You were just in the audience. Talent. Yeah. Talent. Yeah, I was a talent, mate. You get those pits on screen. The pits are on screen.

If you want to see what my pits look, Like, do not subscribe to the Patreon to see the video of this. Watch it on ABC. For free. Watch it on the national broadcaster. 8.30. Yeah, I cut some slits in the pits of my shirts to pop them out on prime time. Guys, my comment on Moshekash's thing has got 12 likes already.

Oh, it's about to go up to 13. Yes. And this is on Twitter? On Instagram. In Instagram. Yeah. Yeah, this has taken off. Yeah.

38 minutes, 12, 12 likes on a comment. That's, I like those odds. Oh, gosh. You're a superstar. Once you catch that wave. I was excited to see him. Moshe Kashi was one of my favorite comedians. Yeah, he's good.

And his book's awesome too. He's a stand-up special where it's crowd work, but it's actually a good crowd work. Very good. as opposed to the bullshit that people put out now. Oh my God. My God, just let the record show that Josh said Will Anderson's name out loud and it was edited out. All right.

Feeling paranoid sitting away from where I can normally see that it's still recording. Oh, is that what you got up to see if it was recording? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I thought I went to go piss or something. It was, yeah. She had a quick squirt. Todd just drunk.

Todd just drunk. Yeah, it's so good. I was so sure, Jell, you were going to pull... Oh, hang on, I've probably... You're going to pull Todger out. You can't see from below the belt. Josh is that a long running. I can't remember what was your long running.

name you do? It might come up. It might come up. We've got some more questions. That's true. I won't. I can't remember what I was, but I remember it. It was somewhere in the vicinity of Todd just strunk, I think. Yeah. Just

Moshe, Kasha, watch up to 17 likes now, guys. Oh, Kasha Wash. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay. Let me just get in. I've deleted the app, but I'm on my computer so I can give it a like.

Oh, you're internet Instagram. Off the, off the phone. I mean, I'd, I'd have to do it.

Good, good job, yeah. How come? I just, I just find myself in the hole on there. Looking at too many

pornos. Yeah, yeah. That's where you go for your porn, I reckon. Yeah. I don't,

sometimes you get caught on those reels. Yeah, exactly. They know exactly what they're doing to you. They're caught in those

reels, mate. The desktop thing, where do you search for something? Have you guys, speaking of porno on the internet,

Have you guys been on Twitter recently? No. I reckon if you click one video and then scroll to the next one, it's almost always porn. On what? Like you, porn. As in the algorithm. The algorithm serves you that. I don't know if there's an algorithm on Twitter because you just go on and you get random shit.

Like you go on and you just go, wow, I'm going to click on this and you go, oh, great, I'm seeing the worst comments I've ever rated my life. And then you click a video and then it goes to all. auto play the next one and he go, oh, awesome, this guy's wife's getting drilled in front of him. I've been off Twitter for a while. It was not like that, you know, six months ago or something. It's like the rare, the rare time you go on, because I go maybe once a month to check out what's going on and see if I got modifications.

And it's just, it's horrifying up there now. Oh, dear. Well, I never. Say, if you touch us. I go on then, I'm like, heaven's to Betsy. What's going on? Where's this comment? It's on motion catch.

Motion captures. Is it a motion? I can't say his fucking name. Moscacha. That's on one of his posts. Yeah. Yeah. He did a post about him being in the pit.

It's up to 20 now, guys. Oh, I see it. Oh, it's the first one I see. It's the most light comment there. That's it. Josh, you're cruising your way to. pinned comment. I'm going to get on the pit.

Me and Noel Wiley are going to be best friends by the end of next year. I would love that. If you get him on an episode, don't you know who I am. Can I please be on it? I've got control of five accounts in front of me, Josh. You're about to get a bunch of likes. Okay, let me guess.

Matt Stewart, do you go on. Who knew it? Dave Warnocky, Jess Perkins. The ape podcast. Oh, I could, yeah. should log back into that. The A podcast and the podcast you do for your cousin. I can't remember the name of it.

Listen now. The cold chisel podcast. Oh yeah. I might have to find the password for some of these ones, Lexi. The ones I've got here. Mine do go on to. Who knew? Oh, no, primates.

Oh, no, they were exactly the ones that I have here, Lexi. Sorry. Apologise for all of that. I'm giving you a like from one of the other. accounts. I doubted you, Alexi, but you're spot on.

It might be Saturday Night Rove the show that I did social school for two episodes. Joel, you'll be a woman. I'll get into the Humdinger account. Oh, guys, it's too much.

Come on. It's going to be like, you're going to, you're going to have your account canceled from bot activity or something. Oh, who's watching? That was me. I was watching a clip from my own podcast.

Got a comment that was interesting on there. I was trying to read it. Good comment. Yeah, I'll read it out loud. It's a bit psychotic. It was four clips that I did with the Nirvana, the band boys, where they talked about how much they love Australian film. And then this guy commented,

Not anymore. The arts has been sold in Australia to Mossad and rich privileged tosses. We used to make great films, but not anymore. Every Aussie film that's ever done well has been independent. All right. mate. Yeah, let's hit hard on that one. I'm just looking at it now, Lexi, that one's getting a lot of likes from five different accounts.

Hell yeah. Thank you, mate. All right, we're just waiting for Serene's answer, and then we're good to go. Not putting any pressure on you, but Seren, Alexi has a hard out. Has a hard out. What's the hard out for, Alexi? I'm going to dinner with my in-laws.

Ooh, nice. What kind of cuisine we're talking about? I think probably modern Australian. Ooh, nice. I don't know. Don't know. Hopefully it'd be lovely. There's family visiting from Ireland, so we're going to a lovely dinner.

Oh, that sounds lovely. Were you inspired by that Greek surprise chef on TV back in the day? Aristos. Aristos, mate. Of course. I love to surprise people. I love. love to go, hey, what are you guys cooking tonight?

And then they think that I'm going to make them their dinner. And then I go, no, just curious. See you later, guys. He's a fly to my comedy festival show, VHS. Wouldn't be able to do that show today, not with supermarket prices. Am I right, sir in?

Oh, it's through the roof. It is through the roof. This cost of living. Mate, cost a living. That could be a new character. Cost of living? Oh my God. That is. So funny.

I just saw Serena's deleted everything he's written and start it again. He's just got to write Costa Living. I can't remember what the question was. He was starting again saying, please, my one final request of my will. ABC, please commission the new show Costa Living about Greeks trying to live below the lawn. That's, it's, uh, what did the organic chemist, Fred Bohr,

uh, what was his quirk your request in his wheel? God, if I knew we could take this much time. I would have sent my first draft. There's too much going on. The listeners don't want that. No, the listeners hate the house. But do you know what the listeners love? Cost a living, the new hit character to emerge from who knew it?

Oh my God, guys. Can you believe how much the common egg costs now? The common egg. A common hen's egg? Oh my God. Costa living. Can you believe this? We're coming up to Greek Easter and lint chocolate bunnies cost $20?

Come on. That's the cost of living. Ding. Did your dad have any surprising requests? No, no, not it is. Well, he requested no funeral. Oh, that is pretty interesting. We did a little memorial thing, which he said, yeah, put some money over the bar at the footy club that he, like the country footy club he was a member of and played for.

It was very nice. It was a nice little day. Me and my brothers got up and spoke and it was, it was lovely. Oh, that's great. Yeah. No rippers. No. Rippers.

Rip, rip, whip wood chip. Something there. the two. Rip rip, rip potato chip turn it into slurry. Doesn't have

structural integrity like a normal chip. This is something to suggest to weird owl next time one of a season. The pressure's on Lexon

these ones because here's the movie man. Aye, I, I'm sweeps. wedding out my pit right now. Apologies if you're going to hear a guitar in the background. My son is downstairs learning how to play teenage dirtbag on guitar.

Oh, sick. He's 34 listeners. Are you going to sing the, I've got two tickets bit for him? I like it. That's the iconic bit, isn't it? Yeah. That's such a good song. Well, I will say my 11-year-old has a higher voice than I do.

So maybe he can do that way. Okay, that probably makes it. I got two tickets to I can make it That's so funny