Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 183 - Zoë Coombs Marr, Tim Batt and Suren Jayemanne

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 183 features comedians Zoë Coombs Marr, Tim Batt and Suren Jayemanne!This episode was recorded live at the Rhino Room, Adelaide!Support the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's new stand up special: https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his last stand up special: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESee the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guest write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart. My co-host slash scorer this week is one of Australia's most exciting emerging comedians. That's what it says on his online bio. It's Serene Jiamana. Hello. Thank you. Yep.

Still emerging. You're about halfway out, I reckon. Might be time to update that bio. Now, Serene, who are our guests tonight? We have award-winning comedians. It's a multi-award winning comedian That's what it says on there by Zoe Coosman

And of course our second guest this week Is one of New Zealand's finest It's Tim Back, give it up for him I think it also has won multi-awards But you can't keep saying that about everyone New Zealand's finest is awesome Yeah, I really like the sound of that It doesn't say what you've won the awards for though

So I could be like, yeah, best and fairest Under 12 Champion Swimmer Yeah Okay so the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure a trivia question. Now, contestants have to write a convincing fake answer or then read

their answers as well as the real one and I have to guess which one is correct. The first question comes from listener Connor Tyrell from Dublin in Ireland and the question is, what does Kevin Ismus mean? What does the word Kevinismis mean? And now you write

it. So while that's happening, we just sit in silence? No, no, no, no. No, no worry about that. I'll be talking. I'll be talking in ways that it will be distracting to you as you're trying to think of an answer. While they're writing their answers, this is how the scoring works.

You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant. And another point, if you correctly guess the answer, and by the way, I'm also playing as the house. Winning over a little bit of support from the front row, which I appreciate. I'll put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help with the question right, and we get a point for each of those that the guest choose as well. So each of us conscribe to two points per round,

which seems fair, but the probability actually favours me, the house. Well, I think you don't need to do that. I leave the casino for this. I guess. I'm back in. This sucks. So to even things up, the guests get triple points in the final round. And I should say also, most of our questions come from a great patron supporters.

Any patrons in? Legends, you'll cheer for yourselves. If you want to be one of those, the Patreon link is in the show notes. All right. It looks like the answers are in. I do not yet have Tim's answer. Oh, in that case, I've seen a very confusing message.

No, I have. Oh, it's sending. Oh, yes. That's funny. Do you know how many serend? I just sent it to my mum. What do I think? Whose name is Seren?

Yeah. All right. The answers are in. The answers are in. The answers are now in. Here's question one. What does Kevinismus mean? Option one.

A Nordic temperature gauge intended to replace Celsius where zero remains the temperature of freezing, but 100 degrees is the hottest average summer temperature. That, geez, that makes a lot of sense. Option two, a new age Wisconsin-based religion, nearly identical to Christianity. Only the God's name is Kevin. Option three, a German term for opting against traditional German names, instead giving children trendy exotic sounding names like Kevin. Option four, locked jaw where the mouth is locked open,

much like in the movie, Home Alone, when the mum yells Kevin. Option five, the Italian word describing an abnormally deep vagina. What's abnormally deep? Like it comes out the top of her head? Just all the way through. Oh, finally. She's like a whale.

Takes a minute. Women complain about not having enough pockets. This could be the solution. I do understand now why Tim is worried about having sent a message to his mum. Not to spoil the game at all, but yeah. Finally, the many of Kevin Ismus, What does Kevin Ismus mean is, I don't know, what did he say? I've not met Kevin Ismus, so I can hardly begin to speculate on what he may or may not mean.

It wouldn't be fair to you, and it wouldn't be fair to Kevin. So that's your final option. I should also say that Serene is submitting the answer. Very good. Very good. All right. Tim, do you want to go first? Which one do you think?

Do you need any repeated? So am I guessing the correct answer? Yes, the correct answer, please. I think it's the, and I'd like you to read this in full, but I think it's the temperature gauge. Okay, a Nordic temperature gauge intended to replace Celsius where zero remains the temperature of freezing, but 100 degrees is the hottest average summer temperature.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right, that's locked in as Kevin is, Miss. For Tim, what do you think, Zoe? I was going to go with that one because it feels the most boring, but I'm wishful thinking I'm going to go with the vagina one. I love applause for vagina. All right.

Now, this is who wrote the answers. The New Age Wisconsin-based religion where God is named Kevin. That was written by Connor. The question on OK, the house. I liked that one. I liked it a lot. The one about Lockjaw, named after the Home Alone, that was Zoe Coom's mom.

Well done, mate. The one that was rambling about not knowing what he meant, that was Sorrent Jarimana. Screaming Seren, that one. Now, that means what have we got? One of you, hang on, no. Tim went for the temperature gaze. I'm afraid that was.

I don't remember writing this, but I wrote this the other night. I'm like, this doesn't, does this make sense? I'm like, maybe I've stumbled on something that's brilliant. Do you know, even in your reading of it, There was a strong first half of the description and then you trailed off. But there was enough science in the first half of what you said that I was like.

Carried it. Yeah. That's, yeah, I right, did, coming home late a couple nights ago, I put this together. And yeah, I don't recall that. But I think maybe I've stumbled on something there. Now, Zoe went for the Italian word describing

an abnormally deep vagina. That was Tim. Can I explain myself at a time? tiny bit. Please. I think this is the difference in our dialects

of Queen's spoken English because when you said what did you say? Oh, do you hear Kavanesmas? Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

Yes. I didn't see it. Oh wow. This is such a big Kevin. Classic Kiwi mix up, is it?

Huge Kevin. That's awesome. But that means the correct answer is actually a German term. It's missive. The Kevin is missive. It means the correct answer is the German term for opting against traditional German names. And it was actually named after Kevin from home alone, which... Does that mean I get half a point?

I mean, Saren's the score. What do you reckon? No. Tim, can you explain to me what was going on in New Zealand back in 07? when Kevin Rudd was running for Prime Minister here. We were like, that's a c-a-k. He rose. Well, he's very deep. There we go.

Yeah. Join if there was a good little two-part joke there. Yeah, I like that. I love that. I thought about coming with a third because he could speak Chinese. I'm like, that goes deep enough for your bury through to China. I thought about it. And then I thought, that's too much there.

enough as well. It's one of those gags with all the... Thanks for bringing us on your creative journey. I just want you to know that I do have self-control sometimes. But not for long enough to actually... I was going to say, ever so briefly. All right, so Saran, do you want to do a score check there and do you need any help with what the scores were? No, no. After round one, out in front on one point each,

it's Tim in the house and yet to score is Zoe. All right. Question two. Two separate people sent this in. So you know it's going to be good. Callum, B.W from Tasmania and Amber O'Leak from Aberdeen, Washington. The question is, come up with a fake species of spider. Just the common name of a spider. You don't have to describe it or anything. Just come up with the name of an obscure species of spider.

And while you're writing your answers, I can tell the audience here a bit more about Kevin Ismus. Now, this is a corner wiki. Kevinismis, which translates to Kevinism, apparently, is a German term for the practice of giving children trendy, exotic-sounding names as opposed to traditional German ones. It is often considered to be an indicator of low social class. The prototypical example is Kevin,

which, like most such names, came to Germany from Anglo-American culture. Specifically, the 1990 comedy Home Alone, the German title of which, Kevin Alien Zu Hauss. is credited with making Kevin the most popular boys' name chosen in Germany in 1991. Kevin Kostner's 1990 film Dancing with Wolves is often cited as an additional factor. It's big year for Kevin's. That's so exciting. Both films released in Germany in 1991 and were the two most successful films there that year.

All right. The answer is in for question number two? Is that right, sir? Yes. They are. I'm saying like this thing on my, because our computers are connected through technology. And, um, yeah.

This is the only podcast where the host are also running a startup at the same time. Big incubator energy in the room, actually. It's quite good. We should all be drinking, um, white monster, I feel like, vibe coding an app. How good would that be? All right. Question two, here it is.

Which of these are real spider? chaotic fuzz, bird-eating funnel mouth, teddy tiptoes, the South American hornet trantula, brothel creeper, or a distant relative of the daddy long legs, the mummy deep vagina. All right, Zoe, your turn, what do you think? I'm wishful thinking, I'm going to go for the mummy deep vagina. And Tim, what do you reckon? What do I reckon? Actually, I'm changing my answer.

I'm like, that's wise. Can I change my answer? Sure. Because I just saw the next until the end of this podcast and just we were going to have to keep doing it. It would have gotten funny again at the year. Actually, no, I'm going to go with it. It'll get unfunny and then really funny again.

It can feature on the board, but you don't have to like back it as the other way to look at it. No, I'm backing it. Okay. The deep vagina can be a special guest. Well, but what, I mean, I guess you probably want some fun chat about which one it might be. Well, sure. And, you know, another point to the game could be that you try and pick the one you think is correct. I think, I kind of think it could be, like, it's going to be one that's weird.

So I reckon it's like, maybe it's like brothel creeper. I think it might be brothel creeper. All right. Or the teddy tiptoes one. Do what you want with the school. I don't care. Okay, mummy deep vagina it is. Yes.

What do you think, Tim? What was the funnel mouth? The bird eating funnel mouth. Nah. Coveball, I'm going to go teddy tiptoes. Right, teddy tiptoes locked in. Here's who wrote the answers. Karek Fuzz was the house.

The distant relative of the daddy long legs, the mummy deep vagina was syringe o'amana. Well done. I accidentally sent it to Tim's mum. All right, now this is a recurring joke, which is... This one we need to put to beat either. Put to bed. The South American Hornet tarantula was Tim.

Now, I don't... Yeah, I just... We can edit this out of the podcast, but, you know, I've invited these guests here, and I see us all as family, and it would be nice if when I say one of the guests wrote one that you give him a bit of love. I don't know who brought you up here in Adelaide,

but certainly wasn't his mum she shows. Oh, I see, I knew. So the South American Hornet. She's very appreciative. I'll take it from Zoe. From Matt, it's different. All right, now the bird eating funnel mouth was Zoe. Thank you.

You almost, oh, we were so close there. You almost said it. I almost did. Tim went for Teddy tiptoes. that was the house. Meaning the Zoe's correct is Brothel Creeper. Otherwise known as

No. You can't get too mad about that because that is very funny. All right. Question three was actually written by Adelaide's own Grace Brooks. You're in tonight, Grace. Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. One of these empty seats makes sense now. All right, Grace's question is, what is the nickname of Aussie NBA basketball at Dyson Daniels? What is the nickname of Aussie NBA basketball at Dyson Daniels? And while you're writing your answers,

oh, Sirand, you want to give us a score update even? Yes, sure. It is still close after round two. Zoe and Tim are both on one point, but the house is out in front on two points. Boo, house. While they're writing their answers, Here's a bit more info about brothel creepers.

According to eye naturalists, it's the Latin name for Ivachar Longula. But it seems like they're named after a popular style of shoe. According to wiki, brothel creepers sometimes shortened just to creepers, a style of shoe that has thick crepe soles, often in combination with swayed uppers. This style of footwear became fashionable in the years following World War II, seeing resurgence of popularity at various times since then being associated with subcultures, as teddy boys, bikini boys, indie, skar punk, new wavers,

psychobiles, greases and goths. Any, anyone of those in Tana? I haven't heard of a bikini boy either. Yeah. It's not a subculture I'm familiar with. Yeah, it's deep, deep sub. Almost like a, almost like your mum. No, no, no, no.

Come on, come on now. Come on now. Let's keep a respectful. Okay, yeah. No, I didn't like that as much. as you didn't like it. All right, answer. And for question number three,

what is the nickname of Aussie NBA basketball at Dyson Daniels? Hear your options. Crocodile Dunky. That's great. The Pocket Rocket. The Great Barrier Thief.

Big Sucky D. Jose, short for Narrow Way, Jose. Or, unfortunately, most of his teammates mistakenly think he's Austria, which explains why they call him Adolf Dribbler. Serran. All right, Tim, we're back to you.

What do you reckon? Was one of them Great Barrier Thief? Yeah. Yeah, they're... Okay. Back in him. And Zoe, what do you reckon? I...

Can you say them again? Sure. Crocodile Dunkey, the Pocket Rocket, the Great Barrier Thief, Big Sucky D, Jose or Adolf Dribbler. I'm going to go with the, well, I actually think it's the Great Barrier Thief. You can both go for the same. Yeah, it's either that or crocodile. But why would it be Dunkey?

Because you dunk a basketball. Oh, Dunk. Yeah, okay, you weren't confused as well. I was like, but his name's Daniel. Okay. Oh, no, I'll go with that. Let's give it a go. All right.

Even though I think it's the other one. Well, I think you're playing this game strangely. Yeah. If I strangely, you mean not at all, then... I think it's this one. Lock in a different one. All right, here's the right. The answers, Adolf Dribler, it's surprising, was Sarenzoa Amana.

Norway Jose was the house. Big Sucky D, which I thought maybe... Should... It could be explained more. Zoha, you wrote in brackets. I wasn't sure if you wanted me to read that out or not. Like Dyson, the vacuum. Really good.

The pocket rocket rocket was Tim? I was trying to trick you into picking it. Why? Because it's like it's nothing. Oh, I thought it's a vagina thing. It's nothing. I feel like you were... I was searching.

I think you're reaching for it at the moment now and then. Well, you have to when it's... Oh, no, I won't. Just heard someone say, oh, fuck. Crocodole Dunkie, Zoe didn't get it or like it, but locked it in and that was wrong. That was the house, meaning the correct answer is the Great Barrier Thief. I knew it. A.K.A. the one you thought it was Zoe.

All right. Question four also comes from Adelaide, from Prospect in particular, is Brent Hills Hayes in. Yeah. Prince. All right, Brent's question is actually... That wolf witch, that was like... That's a bigger reaction than we got. They love their own year. They love Brent, Hill's Hayes.

It's the people's champion. Now, Brent's question is actually a local question, and he said it'll only be safe to ask if the guests aren't from Adelaide, because I'll know it, but neither of you were like... God, no. I'm from Christchurch. I'm from the Adelaide of New Zealand

originally, so I don't know if that it will help them. You're from the best city in New Zealand? No. Yeah, I'm from Grafton. Yuck. You're all from the best city in north-eastern New South Wales? Which has its own tree festival? It does, yeah.

It's the oldest floral festival in New South Wales, actually. I think you'll find. Jackaranda festival. In grass and that would get a standing O. Not the best. Not the best, no. The oldest. Yeah, yeah, it's the oldest floral festival.

I don't know. Anyway, let's see. All right, so Brent's question is, what is the name of the Window Furnishing Company in Edwards Town, South Australia? The Window Furnishing Company. Yeah, you know, Kurns and Blind sort of thing. Right.

Okay. Which obviously is... She's fucking loving it. So you just got to come up with the name of the company. The show. While you're writing your answers, here's little more info about the Great Barrier Thief. According to Grace,

the nickname refers to his ability to steal the ball, often leading the league in steals, and its Australian background, in brackets, Great Barrier Reef. Grace, thank you so much. Also, convicts. Oh, my God. True.

Rob is not here. Not here. here. Yes. You're like, no. Which, guys,

it makes it worse because it means you chose to come here. Everyone else was like, don't send me to Australia. Everyone in Adelaide was like,

yeah, I'll go there. I'll go to the big prison. Like, what's the deal with you? Was this one, because of all the festivals? This isn't a penal conal.

Yeah, free settlers in Adelaide. Free settlers. Okay? Free settlers. They're very proud of it. Someone even, someone bragged to me recently

about me. That's what I mean, yeah, we're free settlers. We're free settlers. You're like, that's psycho. We're not from convict stock. And I was like, what do you think I am?

Didn't you steal a loaf of narn? Really, there's that split second. You're like, hope you laugh at this one. As reparations, that's going in my act. Hey, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick point. break. All right, we're back. And the answer in, so his question number four,

what is the name of the window furnishing company in Edwards Town, South Australia? Gert by Curtains. Bob Burns Blinds. Bill Gates Decorating. Serial drapest. Blinds leading the blinds.

Or shutter upper your face. You got to And it back then? All right, Zoe, what do you think? Pretty good. Gert by Curtains, Bob Burns, Blinds, Bill Gates decorating, serial drapers,

blinds leading the blinds, or shut her up of your face. You're too enthusiastic about, I was going to say, shut her up your face, but you're like, are you going to pick that one? That's a good one. So I think that it means that it's yours. But I do like it, and you guys laughed quite a lot at it. I don't.

But then you wouldn't, I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to go, I like, shutter up your face. All right. And what do you think, Tim? I'm going to go blinds leading the blind. All right, locked in. Here's who wrote the answers.

What, Soran, do you want to read out the answer writers this time? Yeah, sure. Gert by Curtains. That was submitted by Brent Hilt's Hayes. The question writer. And also the house. Serial draperist. Very good.

Zoe went for shutter, up of your face. and that was Sarenne. Hey! You're really not meant to be scoring in this, but... It feels like a conflict, but... Do you get a point for that? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, okay.

Why not? Yeah. I think yeah, sure. Bloody earned it on that one. Thank you. Five points for Saren. I will say it is interesting, though, Zoe, after round four. You haven't noticed a pattern of Saren's always last, but...

He does do the order, though. You know, I did notice that. earlier on and then I was like well obviously they're going to switch that one up um you're over thinking this man that just leaves uh bill gates decorating and also blinds leading the blinds and bob burns blinds and bob burns blinds and tim went for blinds leading the blinds that was zoie oh that was done bill gates decorating i can only assume that's some sort of reference to Windows operating systems.

Yeah. Yeah. That was Tim. But don't say it like that. Oh, God. I guess this is comedic because of the Windows

operating system. It's because of Windows. It's just Bill Gates and Windows. Windows decorating. Bill Gates. Here's the term long bow to draw. Oh, that was a real long curtain to draw.

Well, Curtin, of course, always precedes a very deep vagina. I don't know why I brought it back. A beast curtain to draw. Don't get in a vagina pun game with me. Which means the correct answer, nobody picked. It was Bob Burns Blind. And is that, that's like a famous thing around here? Man, I'm about to read the full story while they're writing the next.

His web story starts with, Bob was a go-getter, a visionary and an astute businessman. So I'm going to read that while they're writing the next answer. It's so fun. And I'm like, this is a curtain company? They talk about him like he changed the world. All right. There's a lot of sun in Adelaide.

It would be astute to create a business to prevent the sun coming in. That's true. But why is it a thing? Why are you all like, oh, no. Is Bob a bit of a local legend? Did he set the place on fire or something? What? He's got to stop burning the blinds.

Yeah. Why not? Why not? Yeah, good on, you Adelaide. Why not? Give it a crack, I reckon. Just get involved. All right.

So here is the penultimate question. It comes from Kayla Hodquitz from Lamoine in Maine. and the question is, according to the infernal dictionary of 1818, what's the name of the demon who is grandmaster of nocturnal orgies? Wait, the infernal dictionary? Yeah, from 1818.

Read a book, Zoe. Jeez. 1818, who is the what? The grand... What's the name of the demon? Who is the grandmaster? Jeffrey Epstein. I tell you,

That would have been a really good answer. I wanted to get the laugh in real time. You get to double dip this way as well. Oh, what a chance to name one of his co-conspirators. Well, name them. Please don't. Bill Gates. Redact.

That'll be redacted. the release recording, I'm pretty sure. He's in the files, no doubt about that. He's in the files, he's definitely in there. And he created the system that files the file. Hoisted on his own partard, really. If I understand that, which I don't. The demon.

Demon, you're just going to come up with a name of a horny demon, I guess. I just want to really actually know it. I feel like, yeah, I don't know. I feel like I know this guy. I think I've gigged with him. He's an open micah from Brisbane. Yeah, he is. We're the best.

Terrible. All right, while they're writing their answers, here's more info about Bob Burns Blines. He was a go-getter. He was a visionary. He was an astute businessman. Little did we know that he would create a South Australian legacy. This is his story. It all started on an ordinary day in the 1940s when Bob unexpectedly received a job offer to sell blinds on a commission basis.

And boy, did he? He excel at it. With a newfound love for the blind industry, Bob decided to take the leap and start his own blind company. The brand quickly became a household name in Adelaide, with Bob expanding his premises and workforce to meet customer demand. By the time 1982 rolled around Bob, now 54 years old, decided it was time to retire.

I mean, I'm telling them a story they know well. He sold the business to Solomon's carpets, anticipating a well-deserved rest, but life had other plans for Bob. In 1992, unable to suppress his passion for curtains and blinds, Bob made another bold move. The bold move was he started another company. Bob Burns Blines.

He did it. And that was with his daughter, Sandy. But then in 2022, another change of the guard took place. Have we got the answers in yet? Yeah. Okay, we can... I'm enthralled by this story. Well, now, yeah, Russell and Belinda now run it.

So it's, uh, apparently, the only first and only third generation window furnishing business in South Australia. Probably the world. That's a very niche thing to be number one at. I don't know. I think they're being very proud of these Napo babies in the blinds industry.

And it finishes by saying, are you ready to experience the Bob Burns difference? We certainly hope so. What that was, what you've just told us, is a story about a man who started a curtain business and then got a bit bored of it and then went back to starting a curtain business. But I feel like it was written by the advertising geniuses who launched new Coke or something.

Like it just flourishes. It was amazing. And does everyone, was it like a radio ad? Is that, yeah. Do you guys know the jingle? Yeah.

How's it go? Yeah. I hope we picked that up on the mics. I could barely hear. Bob Burns, Blinds, said come to the, Edmonton or whatever it was. We've got blinds and I didn't like it for a while.

Now I do it again. I'm a blind man. Not like that. All right. The answers are in for question number five, which is, according to the Infernal Dictionary of 1818, what's the name of the demon

who is called the Grandmaster of Nocturnal Orgies? Here are your options. Kevin Ismus. Morphiel the swollen. Andrew. Throbbing of Loxley. The right Honourable Bob Hawke. Or Leonard.

Okay. Full-name Master Leonard. If you want it, his official title there. All right. Now, Zoe. Can you say them again? Kevin Ismus. Morfield, the Swollen of Loxley,

the right Honourable Bob Hawk or Master Leonard. I mean, it's got to be. be the swollen one, doesn't it? I reckon I know what one it is, but I don't know. You lock it, you lock in. No, you lock in. Come on, Zoe. You lock in. You lock in. You lock in. You lock in. I'll lock in. Yeah, you lock in. I was so confident on Leonard

until Matt said he's just going to add a title to it, Master Leonard. Oh, but I'm playing the game as well. I couldn't have been more confident about Leonard. Would have put money on it. We'd put 50 Australian dollars, which about 300 Kiwi dollars on Leonard

but in that addition of the mast of it well I took a bit of confidence off me I reckon just go with your heart I'm Leonard all the way baby imagine if it was Bob Hawke

and he was named after the demon yeah I'm going swollen swollen and Leonard here's the right the answers Kevin Ismus that was Surin Not last.

And that's like a cabin, right? Well, no, it's there, Tim, not last. There you go. You're still in with a chance there. Throbbing of Loxley was the house. The right Honourable Bob Hawke was Tim. Great local knowledge. Local reference for you.

Andrew was Zoe. Yeah, double dipping. Who had a very similar idea to the correct answer, which was Leonard. And I really, it was only after Zoe's Andrew, which was a funnier version of the real answer, I think, that I thought I'd better add something to Leonard. He's also known as Master Leonard.

But I didn't throw you enough. Great work all round. Yeah, good job, everyone. So stoked I got the points. So that brings us to the final question. Sir Andrew, do we want to get a score check? Because we are going into the final round, which is worth triple points.

Is it still anyone's game, truly? It is still anyone's game. Is it? Have I even got a single point? It's not, it's two people's game. I'll be so disappointed if I won. Well, I'm tracking two Zoe's. One, the answers that you think are correct.

And then one, really. And then one, which is what you're locking in. You've got, Zoe, you got brothel creeper. Not technically. Oh, okay. I've got locks up a girl, Sid. And then, and also Tim got you, gave you a point for blinds leading the blinds.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, so Zoe is on two points and Zoe, um, best timeline is on four. In second place. If I get defeated by, like, alternative reality. A theoretical version of you as a competitor,

I'll be so best. Tim, team is on three points, but the house, it's theirs to win, uh, to lose, sorry,

ahead on five points. And they're always the way. So, it's like an Australian property market. I'm coming last and also second. But this is where triple points. Only you two get triple points this round.

So what does my alter ego get? So this final. Final question. You had to like, he had to then adjust his socks. You got all uncomfortable in your body. I did. I did.

I'm so excited. After I ask this question, I'm so excited to tell the audience about Leonard. It's a wild story. But while, before I get to that, here is the final question. Worth triple points. Comes from Stein from Yikima.

It's written Yakeema, but they've written it phonetically as Yikima. I hope I'm absolutely nail on that. From Washington in the US. And I don't think I am actually now that I think. That doesn't sound. So I think I might have Australianified that a little. Yeah, nah, that's all what it almost sounded like.

Ekema. Anyway, Stein's question is, what is the synopsis of the 1982 film, The Electric Grandmother? This will be a longer answer, Tim and Zoe. This will probably be like maybe three or four sentences, long sort of thing. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about the horny demon Leonard.

According to the demonology fandom, Leonard or Master Leonard is a demon or spirit in the Dictionaire Infernal or the Infernal Dictionary, Grandmaster of Nocturnal Orgies of Demons. Leonard is a demon of the First Order, Grandmaster of the Sabbaths, chief of the subaltern demons, an inspector general of sorcery, black magic and witchcraft. This guy is a big deal. He's represented as a three-horned goat with a... the human face. He marks his initiates with one of his horns. Infernal powers obtained from the worship of Master Leonard ranged from

metamorphosis into monstrous animals or men to flight as an incubus. It may be possible that the goat-like figure Leonard is related to the ritual described in Leviticus 168 concerning Azazel. Leviticus 168

says, and Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats. One lot for the Lord and the other lot for the scapegoat. And Aaron shall bring the goat upon which the Lord's lot fell and offer him for a sin offering. But the goat on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat shall be presented alive before the Lord to make an atonement with him and to let him go for a scapegoat into the wilderness, which I think we all understand.

All right, that was the bit that was just padding. Now the fucking great stuff starts. I thought I just said an aneurism. I was trying to desperately follow that. There is mention of a master Leonard in the Dictionary of Frays and Fable, published in 1898, in association with the alleged deity of the Templars, goat of Mendez. Black banquets are thrown in Leonard's honour where aborted kid goats are eaten without salt and boiled with reptiles to sully the sinless nature of the clean meat.

We do have a, yeah, obviously we finish this show around dinner time. There are also dances in which monstrous animals or men and women with impossible shapes take part unbridled debauchers where incubi project cold sperm In 1863 Colin de Plancy commented quote nightmare alone could produce or explain such scenes Cold Spurn I'm now thinking Zoe's Andrew was the correct answer

for sure From the waist up Leonard has a goat's body with three horns on his head, a goat's beard, hair-like bristles, two ears like a fox and flaming eyes. Yeah, I have gigged with that guy. He has been known to take other forms. Leonard can take the form of a bloodhound,

an ox, a black bird, or a tree trunk with a gloomy face. But only when he bombs. When he attends the Sabbath, he has the feet of a goose. Although experts claim that he has no feet at all when in tree trunk form. Sorry.

Experts. Leonard's Lenardologists Leonard's attitude is reserved and melancholic but when he appears at Sabbath he is commanding and uses situations He's reserved and melancholic

So that's the vibe He's bringing to the orgy Is it? I think that's his general vibe But he lifts for the orgies Sounds like he's depressed He's also This is full on

If the rest wasn't He has been known To appear as a handsome soldier A favourite of many demons, in this form he will seduce a young lady and take her to the wilderness, where he will lie with her and ejaculate cold semen. It's so funny.

At one point I thought, this is going to be really good for a live show. You were fucking amped to read this description, man. Just checking, it's not meant to be cold, is it? It's been a while. Well, it seems only fair if it's question

time. Is it supposed to be really deep? If you're doing it, right? Hey, Zoh, I'm sorry you haven't been picking up lately. No, just men. That was that joke. Mm, refreshing. Finally. You know, I love it a hot day.

This is my favourite bit of it. Maybe, this is my favourite fact about Leonard. He also bears a face on his butt. which witches kiss which witches kiss while holding a green candle to adore him is this is this mundane or is this to me this was wild stuff and I was like yeah yeah he's got a face on his butt

I can't get past refreshing cold saving those witches they love it there's a lot going on on this episode isn't there there is yeah when you look back The times we've had All right The answer for the final question Are In

What is the synopsis of the 9802 film The Electric Grandmother Option 1 Betty Higgins runs the park In this spunky dramedy Featuring Neobright Workout Wear And All the Tea Option 2

A hysteric geriatric woman Goes to the doctor And experiences a new treatment involving stimulation with a mild electric current to her nether regions. Option three, while mourning the death of their mother, three children each receive a puzzle piece that, when joined together, plays audio offering an electric grandmother. They go to a bizarre factory where they customize their new grandmother,

and within a short time, she arrives. The boys are charmed by the android. The daughter, however, still misses her mother, and she bears no welcome for this interloper. Option four, when the parents go on vacation, leaving them with their strict grandmother, teens Billy and Alex end up in a caper of outrageous degrees. What do you get when you combine a grandma, a mad scientist, and two naughty skateboarders? A summer you'll never forget.

Or finally, in this cult classic, Lucille, after the death of her husband of 50 years, is forced to move into a retirement home. Plucky Lucille makes friends immediately. But when the home is brought by an... international chain, the fees skyrocket and the poorer residents are at risk of being evicted. Inspired by her grandson and aspiring musician, Lucille

convinces some friends to form a punk rock band. The band goes viral and Lucille goes on tour along with her band and her abnormally massive vagina. Wow, done. Almost had me. Big finish.

Big finish. All right, Zoe, what do you think? I'm thinking two things. I think it's probably the puzzle piece one because it was, well, no, but you've just looked at me like, I wrote that and I'm happy about it. Stop, you're overthinking, man. I'm just looking around. I'm a dude with eyes and they're moving around the room.

Sometimes they're looking at you. Puzzle piece reminds me of a film that was the mommy market. Do you remember that? Does he remember the mummy market, which was one where it was like kids who's like, didn't like their mom and then they got a wish and then they went to a market and chose a new mum. It was one of those.

Brothal creeper vibes. Yes. But it was like of that sort of era. And that was the, I was going to do it, I was going to do a version maybe that was a bit like that. But that's also, so I'm like maybe that's,

I think it might actually be that one. I think it's the puzzle piece. Okay. New grandma one. However, wishful thinking, I'm going to, I'm going to pick big,

big vagina. Okay. So that's. Lock it in So the reality where Zoe's in last place will continue But the other one, who knows? Now, Tim, what do you think? I think I want to see Zoe on who wants to be a millennia

I think it would be the most hilarious crash out on television. Dan, well, I was going to lock that one in two And I refuse on the final question for us both to pay this one. You were going to go with the massive vagina one? No, no, the puzzle pieces. Yeah, well see, I didn't actually lock that in. You've taken it off the board. Because you've kind of backed it.

You've old timeline backed it. It feels unavailable to me. But I, for the life of me, kind of tuned out on the other ones as soon as I heard the Android puzzle piece of one. Can you give me some keywords from some of the other options? Yeah. Massive vagina. I believe that's been taken. A summer you'll never forget with the naughty skateboarders.

That was pretty good, actually. The puzzle pieces. You've got the... Nana who gets mild electric current to her nether regions. Always good. And you've got neon bright workout wear and all the tea. The skateboard summer you'll never forget. Lock it in.

Lock it in. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. It all comes down to this. The tension is building. Okay. Betty Higgins runs the park in this spunky dramedy. That was Stein.

The question right. Okay, the house. The hysterical geriatric woman who gets, mild electric current to a nether regions that was tim and you know what I was going to chuck in deep vagina instead of neither regions but I check it now I rewrite it written out with deep vagina

and I deleted it and I rewrote it well much like um bold boons blinds uh experience with the blinds very good yes I backed out too so because you would have picked that can you be honest with me would you have

picked it? No. You wouldn't have? No, because you wouldn't call a movie, in the 1980s you wouldn't call a film like that. Oh, would I have picked it if it said deep vagina? Exactly. Maybe yes. Well, evidently yes.

Yeah, yeah. Too many deep vaginas to choose from. Zoe Combsmaa presents themselves as such a deep person, complicated, nuance, like a, just chuck a deep vagina answer in the out and they'll go for it every time. Okay, so Zoe went for the massive vagina, and that was Serran. Oh. Now, Tim went for the naughty skateboarders in a summer. You'll never forget.

That was Zoe. Oh, nice work. Really good. Thank you. Meaning the one that both Zoe and Tim thought was correct was correct. The puzzle pieces. All right, while Serenzo adding up final scores, I can tell you that the electric grandmother is a television movie

that originally aired in 982 on NBC based on the short. story from 1969. I sing the the body electric by Ray Bradbury. Actually,

it was nominated for an Emmy Award. So, Rand, you want to give us the final scores?

Yes, sure. What a great show. Very close. Close afternoon. One of New Zealand's

finest comedians in last place on three points. Tim Bat. Just got pipped at the end there.

On five points each, it's the house and worst time Which means the winner today is best timeline Zoe on seven points. That is fantastic. You're both got some shows left in Adelaide before, for the people in the room or anything coming up in Melbourne for the people listening at home.

Yep, I'm doing a show at the Howling Owl. Yes. It's, yeah, some, yes, good. Some fans in of the venue. Yeah, it's called the Splash Zone. It's fun, come along. Yeah, at 745. And then I'm doing like Melbourne,

doing a work in progress season in Melbourne during the comedy festival. And Tim, you just added an extra show here at the runner-in. Please, guys, I just added a matinee for tomorrow and I don't know if that was the right thing to do. You've got to come. Please come. It's just across the hall.

It's 515. Thank you. 515. There's some flyers on your, if you're listening. There's probably not a flyer on your chair. That'd be crazy if there was for my show. Lock your doors.

Me and Serend will be there. And then we're doing our last show tonight and tomorrow at 6.30. Also across the hall at the, what's the Hell's Kitchen? And then we're doing the same thing at Cooper's Inn in in Melbourne. I'm in Melbourne too. I'd love to see you in Melbourne. Yeah.

Tibet and Melbourne. Please. Any of you from Melbourne? Doesn't matter. All right. Oh, I also have, for the people listening as well as the people in the room, I have a documentary that's out on, it's on YouTube now, so it's available everywhere in the world. It's called Queer Australia.

And it's about the queer history of Australia. And I know there's a lot of straight people in the room, okay? You can watch it too. So, can I just say it's your obsession with this sort of stuff is why you're not getting any dick. Hey, thanks so much for listening, everyone. Give us a five-star review if you're on the apps or whatever. Big round of applause for Ali, our tech. Craig for having us here.

And cheers for tuning in to Who New with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Good boy. I should say that Zoe's award that was not under 12s. It was the best show at the Melbourne. Comedy Festival, not a small thing. It was ages ago. And Tim Bat being the finest New Zealand

comedian, that puts him ahead of... Finest. Yeah, isn't that what we said? Yeah. I mean, and name a New Zealand comedian audience. Oh my God. That is fucked. Oh, I'm not funny

I'm not funnier than David Correos. I'll seat to him. Not Guy Montgomery, though. I will not seed to that man. All right. Are you right? Too exciting. It was Craig from Adelaide comedy.

Craig's putting together a business proposal based on what I'm saying at the van. Fell off his chair, it was such a good idea. He's running out the door. We've got startup funding, guys. According to Grace, I should just check, was she just running late, Grace, you in? No worries.

well something else might have happened oh my god if grace you are dead then I hope you're resting in peace can't be kind of than that's all you can hope for you can hope for you just check Brent you're still alive

yeah great okay just one clap that time I feel like I got cold on Brent Hill A's I'm just hoping Grace isn't a barrel somewhere, but um...

Oh! What? What? Does that have another meaning around here? According to Grace, the nickname The Great Barrier Thief Oh, it's so beautifully explained here. I wish Grace was here to hear a word

re-read out. The nickname refers to... You know how podcast works, brother? Should get it. Oh, no. Well, hopefully. I don't know if they have reception up in the... They got 6G up there, brother.

Now, before we get the scores... It sounds insane. It sounds awesome. Remember, like, the peanut butter solution and, like, all those... Is anyone seen a movie? What was the peanut butter solution? The peanut butter solution was like a movie about,

it was like a creepy 90-80s kids movie where it's like they made this solution out of peanut butter and then put it on them and then like these kids would grow all this like really intense it you remember that one it's yeah you've had nightmares about it right and it was like their hair was growing so fast and one of them put it on his pubs and then his pubs were growing really fast and then it was like and then it became like a factory where they were cutting all the kids hair making paint brushes out of it or something great thank god you guys are here there were creepy movies in the 80s