Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 186 - Cass Paige, Andy Matthews, Grace Jarvis and Jonathan Schuster

Episode Date: April 6, 2026

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Melbourne, Australia in the year 2026. I'm doing a show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. It is on at the Cooper's Inn, 6.30pm. What a great time for comedy. And we can have a beer after. Hang around, let's have a beer. It's at a pub. It's going to be a great time. I'm doing new material with my great friend Serengyamana in a show called Serenji Amarna and Matt Stuart. Matt Stewart and Serengyamana featuring Serenjiamana and Matt Stewart or something like that. You get the idea. Anyway, it's going to be a bunch of fun. I'd love to see you there.

Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart, and our first guest is host of the Two in the Think Tank podcast. It's Andy Matthews. Hi, Matt. Welcome, welcome back to the show. That's great to be back. I don't know if anybody else has the same tone of desperation in their voice when they ask to be on the program as I do.

I like to think it's my signature style. No, I mean, I'm always happy to have you on whenever you're around. No one ever sounds desperate. Oh no, there's a few desperate. Yeah, okay. We reveal them. And name them. Yeah.

Our next guest is currently performing her show Getting Drag Backwards Through a Hedge at this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival. It's Grace Jarvis. Hello. When this is coming out, I think you're in the middle of running. You're having a great time, I assume. We have to hope.

Yeah. We've also got from Sanspans Radio, Cass Page. Hello. It's been ages. It's been a million. million years. You used to be on all the time and then you got really busy. Oh, yeah.

It's absolutely busy. It's not work I need to do for money. Okay. Well, same, same. And finally, he's got his new season of his comedy series, Bulk Billing, coming out on Humdinger soon. It's Jonathan Schuster. Thanks for having me, and you were great in it.

Well, thank you so much. And so was Andy. Oh, thanks so much. It's a real legacy sequel coming back after 10 years. It's like one of those rebrands. It's 12 years. It's so embarrassing. That's like...

I think it'll be fun. Yeah, that's like Bill and Ted episode three or something like... Yeah, dumb and dumber or whatever. Yeah, you've got a cult following. A rich vein, we'll see. But also much higher expectations. Definitely.

And then the critics will can it, even though it was just as good as the original. If it goes like these other ones. It's hard to know because it was 12 years ago and we had so much enthusiasm and now we're maybe a bit more talented, but maybe we're maybe. Certainly more jaded.

Way more jaded. And less hot. Yeah. I don't know. I reckon Shuster looks almost exactly the same. I think that's the beauty of it as well. It's a real moment where you looked at me before you said that and you're like, no, not there. Shuster's further away.

I'll say it's him. No, you remember that first photo we saw of the set and I was John sitting on the, on the, on the old, I'm like, is that from the first season or this season? No, this isn't making me feel any better. Yeah. You weren't in that photo. I don't understand any. You've made it about you. I've not seen you on that set.

I see. I'll go some photos. Okay. Please, only if they're flattering to you. I don't think you can handle it otherwise. All right, so the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answer as well as the real one.

I have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener Maddie James. And the question is, in the year 2002, Lus Ketchup released their debut album. What does the album title translate to in English? I won't give it to you because it gives a pretty big clue, one of the words. But yeah, you just, what's the, it's a Spanish language album? What does it the album title translate to? Lus Ketchup.

I've never done the show before. Am I writing one word or 20 words? Like, however long you think an album title might be. So it could be 20 words, but that would be, you know. Okay. It would be ridiculous, but it could be really fun too. I have a pretty non-traditional approach to naming things that I do a whole phrase. But they don't fit on album covers, I imagine.

Posters are bigger. So all you're writing your answers, here's how the scoring works. At one point, if your fake answer, is guessed by the other contestant. And another point, if you correctly guess the answer, and by the way, I'm also playing as the house. I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question, right. And we get a point for each one of these that I guess. choose. So each of us can scribe to three points per round, which seems fair, but the

probability actually favours me, the house. And the house always wins off. You've listened to previous episodes. Jonathan, I know you haven't. So you don't know this. Can I do another answer? Yeah, of course. They're a bit funny or weird, aren't they? If I just did something like the most basic thing, that'll be obvious

that. Probably. Well, especially now that you've told us. Yeah, all right. But maybe not. You know, who knows? I think what Jonathan just did is close to my strategy, my imagined strategy for winning games. Like that little, whatever mind game he's currently playing. God, he's good. Look at it.

Look at it. Like a microscopic violin. The best way to play the game is to make it look like you don't know what you're doing. And I think Schuster's absolutely now. I love Bodhredash, but I forgot how to play it as well. Or did I? So, yes. You will all get triple points in the final round to even things out where the house will not.

And also, most of our questions come around. Great Patreon supporters. If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level. Patreon.com slash do go on pod, which is linked in the show notes. And we're filming this episode and many others, and they're on the Do Go on YouTube channel. If you want to see us sitting here, you could do that. Maybe you are right now. Maybe you're watching us right now, you're freaks.

And is this live as well? If people are watching us live, you should let them know that there's a podcast version so they can listen. Oh, great. We'd love, yeah, we'd love the double download. You don't have to look at us. Don't, you don't need to put yourself through this. There's another way. All right, the answers are in.

The question is, in the year 2002, last ketchup. I'm sure I'm not saying that right. Release their debut album. What does the name translate to in English? The Special Source. Just Add Mustard. Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I've got a bad case of confusing general practitioners with journalists.

Daughters of the tomato. Hot pepper makes me sweat. Meerkat party. Or wear squatters. Oh. Jonathan, you get to go first. What do you reckon? Am I annoying if I ask you to say them all again?

No, just, sir, what was the third one? Doctor, Doctor, give me the news. Absolutely not. What was the second one? Just add mustard. Oh, yeah, right. I'll do just add mustard. Just add mustard.

All right, locked in. What do you think, Kat? Can I have them again, please? Yeah, the special sauce. Just Add mustard. Doctor, Doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of confusing general practitioners with journalists. I only just got it.

Daughters of the tomato. So not that one then. Hot pepper makes me. sweat, me a cat party or wear squirters. I just got them all. I'm glad we had a second run through. I like Daughters of the Tomato. I want to go with that.

I want to go with Daughters of the Tomato. All right, locked in. Grace, what do you reckon? I'm going to go with hot pepper makes me sweat. Oh, yeah. There was a real time in the 2000s where everyone was talking about sweat in a sexy way. And I think that could have been in getting hot in here. Yeah.

Yeah. That's the only one I know. to be honest. Yeah. There was one called sweat. Girl, I'm going to make you sweat. There's one where there's a lyric where it's like sweat drops down my balls. Oh, get low.

Yeah. To the window, to the wall, to the sweat drops down my balls. All these skeet, skeet. This was on the radio. You know what I mean? I know mainly from a Dave Callan bit. He sort of says it in an Irish accent, which makes it. Funnier.

Different context and it's funny. Yeah, yeah. It is very funny to hear an Irishman speak that song. My guess is also the tomato one. And I think... Daughters of the tomato. Tomato was probably the word that you said that would give it away. Oh, what's the Spanish...

Well, see, I think it was probably lost tamastina. Tomatina is that that's the Spanish festival. Tomah. So it could be... Maybe that's French. Could be Francai. And I think probably, yeah, so it's probably like Las three henders. Well, potomatinas.

Unfortunately, you're wrong. Real, the Spanish was lust squirtors. Where squirtors, that was the house. Myr-cat party was Grace. The special source was Cass. Doctor, Doctor, give me the news. That was Annie Matthews. Thank you.

Just that mustard. Jonathan went for that. That was the house, I'm afraid. Grace went for hot pepper, makes me sweat. That was Jonathan. Hell yeah. They boo points for Jonathan on the show. Thank you.

It feels good. Do I, sorry, this is the last time I asked about it, do I lose any more by getting the house? No, the house gets one, you don't lose any. Okay, there's only positive points. It's a very positive show. I love it. But that does mean Cass and Andy are correct.

It is Daughters of the tomato. Ooh, how close did Andy get to the... Oh, I think he was spot on. Espaniol. And knowingly so. Hidjas del Tomat. Yeah, yeah. Something like that.

Probably exactly that. Oh, Tomat. Great. Thank you. Nicely done. Oh, sorry. Well done. Tomat. So, appoint to Cass, appoint to Andy, a point to Jonathan, and a point to the house.

It's really brutal because it means, when everyone shares points, someone has missed out. At the risk of it being an anti-climax to end this round on, could I ask Jonathan what his boring answer was that he was going to send in before he sent? It was just hot pepper. And I was like, that sucks. So that makes me. sweat.

And that sounds like the sweat is what got you the point from gross. Yeah. Feels good. Worth it. Yeah. I would live into that. It's good at it. I always go to the second draft.

All right. Question two comes from Kersie Orr from the Northern Territory and Francis Redmond from Tazzy. Two people sent this in. And the question is, what was named the 2025 Australian insect of the year? So you just got a name. You've just got to name an insect, Jonathan. You don't have to describe or anything.

give us a name of an obscure-ish insect. Yep. And my rule of thumb for what's obscure is, I hadn't heard of it. So if you're a big insect head, you're like, that's not an obscure insect at all. That's one of the big ones. Is that a message you get? You know, occasionally. Yeah.

While they're writing their answers, here's some more info on that album. Wiki writes, Hi Astel Tomat, or the English Daughters of the Tomato, is the debut studio album by Loss Ketchup. released in 2002. It gained popularity, particularly thanks to the number one hit the ketchup song. The album received a nomination for a Latin Grammy for Best Pop Album by a Duo or Group with vocals in 2003. It met success in several countries worldwide, including Spain and Fidland, where it topped the album charts. The album earned gold and platinum certifications in several countries in America and Europe. It was a big deal.

All right, the answer is in for question number two? What was named the 2025 Australian Australian insect of the year? The puffy pappy. The owl spider. The graphic flutterer dragonfly. The goopy green tree hopper. The green mouse slipper hopper.

The toucan beetle or the My Fair Ladybug. Aw. All right, Cass, what do you reckon? Oh, no. They're all so good. May I please have them the second time? Sure. Puffy Pappy.

our spider, graphic flutter a dragonfly, goopy green tree hopper, green mouse slipper hopper, two can beetle or the My Fair Ladybug. Oh, I want to go to Can Beetle. That seems real. Many of them do. You're picturing her with like that, the beak or something? I just, I guess I really want to see a beetle with where its horn gets silly. Because they're all, they're all the one kind.

And sometimes the colors are really, really nice, but you're not getting a lot of beetle variation. Right. Maybe it's too good to be true. She's talked herself out of it. I don't know. What a roll, it's like. Yeah. The world wouldn't allow us to have that.

Was there the mouse slipper hopper? Green mouse slipper hopper. Yeah. Okay. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. There was another one that sounded almost exactly the same.

Yeah, there was the goopy green tree hopper and then the green mouse slipper. Whippa hopper. I mean... What are the odds? Almost infinite, I would imagine. That's one of those ones where I'm like, does that mean that somebody subconsciously knew the answer? Oh, yeah.

You know, hip hopperner, hip-in-hopper-in-a-hopper-in-style tried to recreate the name. Sounds like the ketchup song. Yeah. Is it my turn? I've just butted in. Yeah, no, you butted in the turn. Perfectly. Great.

Great. Well, I think the one about the dragonfly, the fluttery, buttery dragonfly. The graphic flutterer a dragonfly. Yeah. I like that you added buttery into it, though. I think you might have punched it up a little. Yum, yum, yum. They're all locked in. They're all locked in.

Is a spider not an insect? And that's why no one picked that one. That's so annoying. I realized halfway through. I didn't realize until now, but yeah, no, it's not. I went to the Geelong wool museum yesterday. My mother's been there. She won't stop talking about it.

It's amazing. The Jolong Wool Museum. She's like, when can we get to Jolong and go to the Jolong Wool Museum? She's never talked to like this about anything. The wool bit sucks. Wow. It's got a great cafe. Like 100 of the best nature of photographs and I was sick.

Anyway, there was a spider from memory that looked like an owl and that's why I did it. But then that's not right. No, that's great, but it's possible, though, of course, because, you know, like... It's maybe they chose a spider as insect of the year to cause controversy, you know? Yeah, remember they chose a bat for bird of the year. Remember when Macaibi Diva was sportswoman of the year? Yeah, well, I do, but it was like caviar. Oh, that's how well I remember.

Better than I do. Wait, they made a horse sportsman over a year. Yes, yes. In Australia, about 15 years ago. Yeah, I would have been pissed too. That's crazy. Yeah. It's a divided opinion.

But imagine if it is a horseman. had been a spider. You would have been more annoyed, right? At that point I would be like, okay, at least creative. I'll hear a man. I didn't know there was a spider sport. Maybe she's, maybe she's trailblazing. Yes.

The one of the hoppers, I guess, the one, a hopper that you didn't do? I didn't do any of them. You didn't do any hoppers? I did the slipper hopper. You did this, can I get the other hopper? You want the gooppy green tree hopper? Sound, all right. It's been annoying.

It's definitely wrong, but. It's a fun game, it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah. All right, here's the wrote the answers. The Puffy Pappy, that was the house. Was that you? Yes, I really liked that one. I wrote that as a trap mainly for you directly.

This is the kind of thing Cass would go for for sure. Oh, like the spider with his weaving his web. But no, you outsmarted me this time. The owl spider was Jonathan. I'm afraid we did all know that spiders aren't insects. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I won't make that mistake. you know.

The My Fair Ladybug, that was Andy Matthews. Yeah, that's really lovely. Thank you. I thought it was quite cute. That's what, if Ladybugs were doing a production of MyF, if they had a theatre company, you know, that would be beautiful for them. And in this reality, the scientist is just a musical lover and got a chance to name a a bug.

Yeah, that's right. I like it. Now, cast went for two-can beetle. That was Grace. Yes. You got me. Grace went for the slipper hop, but that was cast. Yeah.

They're falling like things. We've captured each other's minds. It's because the two cam beetles because I recently went to London Zoo and I saw a thing, I saw an animal called the rhinoceros rat snake. And it is, you must Google it. Everyone at home, Google the rhinoceros rat snake. It is the most beautiful green I've ever seen a creature. And it has a horn.

and the sign said, we don't know why it has this horn. And I just became obsessed with animals that are named after multiple other animals. If you need to invoke two other animals to name your animal, that's it. Look at him. Isn't he great?

It looks less like a horn and more like a tail is grown out of its snout. I'm obsessed with him. Wow, what a color though, you're right. The rest of the day, because it said, they say like, they don't say endangered or critically endangered. They say like most concerned. least concern and he was least concern and I would go to other snakes and be like

they would be like most concerned I'd be like oh we need to worry about him not like we need to worry about the rhinoceros rats name and my boyfriend just was like do you just like saying the word rhinoceros rat snake? I was like yes that's why I've said it seven times in the last five minutes yes it's a great it's a great phrase and a beautiful snake and a beautiful snake and apparently you don't have to worry about and they're fine yeah they're in Vietnam

They're doing great. They're thriving. Thank you. Yeah. They're eating rats. They're killing it. Jonathan went for the goopy green tree hopper. I'm afraid that was Francis.

And that does mean Andy is correct. This is the graphic flutterer dragonfly. Wow. Did you know that? It was just a guess. Sometimes you get a feel for these things about which one is too insane and which one is just like, just titillating enough to peek the interest of a listener and send it in. And there's the word graphic there.

Like you don't get that with an animal all that often. It's a strange one, isn't it? Graphic flower? It's your attention. Yeah, they're pretty good looking dragonflies. I'll say that. I want to apologize to any prolific listeners of the podcast universe because I think this might be the fourth podcast I have talked about the rhinoceros rat snake on.

I think people will be loving that. Oh, hello. Yeah. Okay. I would, like, I'm amazed they, they're really zagged. They could have gone with like tiger, dragonfly or something like this. Maybe that's what they mean by graphic. little stripes.

Yeah, true. But then Tiger, Dragonfly, it's like he's like he's three animal names in one. And then I would have absolutely gone for it. You would have known all about it. So after two rounds, the scores are now, Grace and Jonathan on one point a piece, but cast the house and Andy on two points apiece. As we go to round three, this question comes from Ashley Dickinson from Bradford in West Yorkshire. And the question is, what nickname did Azealia or Azalia Banks dub Elon Musk on

Instagram on the 5th of January 2019. She gave him a, you know, a not so flattering nickname. Azalea Banks, what did she dub, Elon Musk on Instagram in January of 2019? While you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about this beautiful little, what is it? Dragonfly. According to Gavin McGraw, writing for ABC News, a formidable mosquito hunter with tiger-striped Wings has been named Australia's top insect for 2025.

The graphic Flutterer Dragonfly captured more than a quarter of all votes in an October online poll to snare the title. The graphic Flutterer Dragonfly was nominated by Museum's Victoria Research Institute Senior Curator of Entomology, Ken Walker. So it sounds like different people put them up for the vote and there were six finalists and it just stormed it. Dr Walker said he hoped enthusiasm for. for the sixth finalist and the graphic flutterer in particular would generate greater interest

in native insects more generally, saying, dragonflies are such amazing creatures, and the graphic flutterer is my favourite. So I'm obviously thrilled. So many Australians agree. All right, the answer in. Question number three, what nicknamed did Azelia Banks give Elon Musk on Instagram on the 5th of January 2019? Here are your options. A real silly billionaire. I mean, he had that coming. Yeah. Mate. I'm glad someone finally said it.

Uh, teslicles. Mm-hmm. Yes. Rocket shit. Yeah, okay. That's really good. Jugsy Malone. Yep.

Okay. apartheid Clyde. Yeah. Oh. Welsh Timothy. Or bent porpoise of a man. Oh. Hmm.

So, Grace, up to you. Wow. Oh, me. Yeah. What do you think? Do you need to hear any of them again? Yeah.

Can you do them again? A real silly billionaire, Teslickles, rocket shit, Jugsie Malone, apartheid Clyde, Welsh Timothy, or Bent Porpoise of a man. I mean, Azalea Banks has just got a really unique cadence. You can say a lot of things about her, but you can't deny that. Jogsy Malone feels in her wheelhouse for some reason. So that's a reference to Pugsy Malone? Bugsy Bugsy Malone

The musical Is that Which is a musical Yeah What was the one after that? Apartheid Clyde I'm going to go with that Partide Clyde

Partially because I'm going to start calling him that Among all the other things I've been calling it Rocket shit for me That one really That's to the point I'm so stoked with this That's really like

The fact that you all came up with these On the spot there I'll tell you how long it took me to come up with mine later What was them all again, sorry A Real Silly billionaire, Teslickles Rocket Shit Jugsie Malone, apartheid Apartheid, Welsh Timothy

Bent porpoise of a man Bent porpoise of a man It's really good, that's poetic That's got some imagery that like Yeah And that just leaves you Cass I'm going to go with apartheid Clyde But I'd clod.

Porpoises are already a little bit bent though, aren't they? Like, I'd argue that human beings are sort of straighter than a porpoise. Oh, interesting. They get that curve. I think that just adds to the insult. You're a bent porpoise. Maybe if a porpoise is meant to be bent, then a straight porpoise is a bent porpoise. Oh, my God.

You know, like if you bent a porpoise, you might be straightening it. Yeah, if you bend it the wrong way. Or you might be crushing it. Yeah. Yes. You might be snapping its spine. All right. Let's go through.

We wrote them. Real silly billy in air. That was Andy Matthews. Wow. Great stuff. Thanks so much. These are all gifts that everyone can take with. This is true, you know.

Choose one. Spread it to the world. I thought that was charming coming from her. Yeah. As was Teslacles, which was Schuster. Yeah. Really good. Really good.

Yeah. I just thought of Tesla and then I, So what can I do with it? Yeah. Yeah. I thought of that photo where he kind of has man boobs and I went Jogsy Malone. Yeah. But it did take me a while and I wasn't really that happy with the results.

Rocket shit. Andy went for that. That was Cass. Oh, Cass. I was pretty happy. I was sure I was right. I was like I feel so right. I feel like I read an article about this one.

I don't know for a fact. Welsh Timothy, that was Ashley, the question writer. I don't know if I get it, but I love it. Yeah, sure. I feel bad for Welsh Timothy's, most of whom aren't doing evil stuff, I assume. I hope it's just someone that has wronged Ashley. Yeah, yeah. I hope this is you getting back at them.

Ashley, can I say, fuck that guy. Now, Jonathan went for bent porpoise of a man. That was Grace. Really, really good. What was your thinking was it was bent porpoise? Well, did we get it right? The British love to refer to things as bent in an insult that I don't think they remember, they don't remember where it came from so they don't realize that it's homophobic.

But it also is real, it's great to say. Yeah. Like there's a, the consonants on that is good. And then, yeah, just, yeah, just went with it. It was like, what, what's another fun animal name? And then of a man. Of a man. Yeah.

Well, it worked. Thank you so much. And that means Grace and Cass are also correct. It is apartheid Clyde. I knew that. I get the feeling you might have known it because you did the lock-in. How well did you know that? I'm very familiar with it.

I have seen people use apartheid Clyde as censorship so that their post don't get taken down. Oh. Crazy that the word apartheid's getting through and not a man's name. Yep. That means grace and Cass Domino. that round with two points a piece. Some real shake-ups in the field.

At the halfway mark, Shoes is on one, houses on two, Andy's on two, Grace's on three, but out in front on four points. It's Caspage. I'm out there,

and I'm taking you all with me. We're all going to have a beautiful night. Question four comes from Caitlin from Perth and it's a comic book type question, which goes like this. Black Bolt is a Marvel character who first appeared in Fantastic Four, issue 45, released in December of 1965. What is his real slash alter ego name?

Black Bolt's the, like the superhero or whatever, or maybe supervillain, I'm sure. What's the alter ego name? I think it's a hero while you're writing your answers. Here's a little more info about the nickname apartheid Clyde. According to the list, in 2018, controversial rapper Azealia or Azalea Banks, was putting together her second album and reportedly wanted to collaborate with singer Grimes, Musk's then girlfriend. Banks claims Grimes brought her to Musk's L.A. home to stay while they worked, then ghosted her completely. This led to a grudge that continues to this day with Banks

regularly lashing out against the ex-owner on his own platform. Among her insults is the nickname Apartheid Clyde, which she coined, a reference to his father's alleged stakeholder in an emerald mine in Zambia during the apartheid era. Asked where the name came from, Banks tweeted, I freestyled that. Hey, so did I. While you're still writing your answer, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back. And the answer is in for question number four.

Blackbold is a Marvel character. What is his real slash alter ego name? Here are your options. Kenneth Brenner. Good job. Good job. Facus Namus. Benjamin Benivo.

Bon Anvo Donald Johnson Blacka Gar-Boltigan Herb Blurbly The Long Dong Silver All right Andy, we're up to you Oh

I want so much for all of them to be right Blacka-Gar Boltington I mean Comics are stupid right? They are. Like you, just when you think, oh, that's too stupid. And then you're like, like, this is the one that I'm going to hate myself the most if that turns out to be right, you know, because it, well, no, I won't hate myself. I'll hate someone, I'm not sure. I'll just feel a general sense of hate. That was the real, I watched some, some therapy work there. That was awesome.

You went through a process. You rarely see CBT working in real life. That was awesome. But there was one, maybe the third one. Benjamin Ben Envo. It feels a little too straight. Fakus Namius? Well, no, too bent. Donald Johnson. In a non-sler way, I mean that.

No, it's got to be Black Agar Baltington. There's actually no other option. Kenneth Brenner? That's funny. Herb blurbly. I can't believe I just ruled that out. I can't forget long. I'm going to go Blacker Garber.

Boltington and then at least I can hold my head up high. Yeah. Well, now what will happen if it's that answer? Don't know. You won't be upset with anyone. Let's roll the dice. Let's find out. What do you reckon, Jonathan? You'll cope is what will happen.

With your skills. From your toolkit. I'll breathe and I'll forgive. And I'll forgive and I'll breathe. Do you reckon comics are like when they are that silly? It's normally like in a self-aware way or do you think it's just them phoning things in? I think sometimes they genuinely think they're being really smart But I also think they're like writing like 18 comics

At per hour for a decade So you know What do you think Jonathan? The first one Kenneth Brenner Yeah right Yeah right All right

All right look in What do you think Cass? I'm so sorry can I have them again please Kenneth Brenner Fakus Namus Benjamin Benenvo Donald Johnson Black Agar Boltegan

Herblerbly Long Dong Silver I'm gonna go Herblerbly Herbli That's the thing like Andy's like No that'd be so silly for it to be Blackergen Boltergan And it's too obvious for it to be Herblerbly

I think Herblerbly is so fun to say I really recommend we'll have a go later I don't think it would look as crazy written down That's true Got a little bit of what's that arrest of development the lawyer or something. Bob Blah Blah.

Yeah, Bob Blah. Love's Law, Bob. Bob Blah Blah. So fun. Grace, what do you reckon? I'm also going with Herb Blurbley. Two Herbblurblis. It's not good?

I also think Herb was more of a name back in the year. Oh, yeah. True. That is true. So no one for Long Dong Silva. Which means are still available as a baby name. All right. Here's the right.

The answer. Wait, can we not use these for baby names if we choose them in the game? Yeah, that is one of the rules. Yeah. Unless you win the point. Can I change my guess? All right, here's the right. The answers.

Long Dong Silver, that was the house. Is that you? Yes. That's really well done on that. That's really good stuff. Went to show on? 630th, the Cooper's Inn.

Me and Serren. Go there. That was a pretty good plug. I'm not normally that good of plug. Is the show called me and Serene? I think it is. It's literally called Matt's Shield and Serene, I think. Okay, same.

Joy mana. We do give him full money. Thank God. I was like, are you just not going to pronounce his last name? That's crazy. You've known him was so long. Benjamin Benenvo. That was Cass.

I was trying to think of what superhero's name has sound like. Sorry I said it was too straight. Yeah. No, it kind of was though. I started, was like, I just want to use the same bees. And then I started and I was like, there's no way I'm going to write something and not be thinking Benjamin Button the whole time. I got a hit send.

Yeah, yeah. Ben Ben. I was really picking some letters at the end. Don Johnson. That was Jonathan. Yeah, I forgot that it had to be a bit weird again. And then that I was right. It's kind of like Donald J. Trump.

Maybe that's a little thing. I picked up on that. Yeah. But also Don Johnson, the actor, right? I'm not familiar. Yeah. Now, Kenneth Brenner. Jonathan went for that.

That was great. I kind of... I thought maybe there's... two of them, you know. Yeah. I did spell it differently because I couldn't remember how it's supposed to be spelled. Wait, who's Kenneth Brenner? The actor?

Oh, okay, because I can see how you spelled it. Like the Shakespearean guy. Yeah. Right. I've spelled it differently to him. Quite differently. It feels like a different, a whole different name. Right.

But when Andy went very good, I'm like, I'm missing. No, no, he just is already an actor that exists. So I thought it would be funny if there was a comic book character And it's funny that he's not like quite the most famous actor in the world. Yeah, exactly. I can't recommend enough playing this game with very little phone battery because you really have to go with your first idea. There's no time to ponder.

It has been working. Hit send. Now. Kenneth Brenner. Now you, of course that's what it sounds like. But for some reason it just doesn't look like. B-R-E-N-E-R is how it's been spelled. There's a G in the real one, I'm pretty sure.

And an A, I think. Like, it just really changed. changes it. I think he should fix it up. I think you've... That's a punch-up. You've knotted it out, yeah. I'm sure I'm not the first person to spell it like that for him. You fixed it.

Yeah. Gets name-y-as. I can't believe it. I'm not. I'm not sure. And he's also correct. It's Blackagar, Baltergaugh. This feels incredible. That's crazy. I've got to recommend it to you guys sometime. You've got to try for the three points because that's, yeah, wow. And yes, the other point going to Grace that round.

So with two rounds to go, the scores are now Shoestrow on one, a house on two, Kass and Grace on four, but jumping to the lead on five points is Andy Matthews. Hell yeah. It's because you followed your heart. Yeah, and I don't hate myself. Yeah. Because I succeeded, you know, I'm still.

I got my self-worth tied up in winning games. Bummer, were you lying to yourself before? I've made no progress. Yeah. But you are winning. This is me. You know what? We're recording this before the comedy festival has started,

and every year I'm like, you do this because you love this. It doesn't matter what other people think. You get to do the thing you love for a month. Talk to me in the middle. Talk to me in the third week. We'll see how much my self-esteem is tied up in my achievements. All right.

The penultimate question comes in from Jane from L.A., and it is, What happened on the River Bure in Great Yarmouth, or Yarmouth, on the evening of the 2nd of May 1845? Someone happened and made the news, you know, obviously it was some sort of a thing. What happened in the river? What happened on or in or around? The river was the setting for a thing that happened. What happened? In 1845 in Yarmouth?

Yes. Yar. Yarr. Yarr. And while you're writing around, here's some more info about Black Bolt. According to Comics Alliance, if you're into the strong silent type,

they don't come much stronger than Black Bolt, or much more silent. The King doesn't say much, because his voice has the power to level cities, but that's helped lend the character an air of aloof mystery that makes him all the more compelling. He's insanely powerful, but fascinatingly contained.

And as he watches and unpacks the politics of the Marvel universe, we all want to know what he's thinking. Two other factors make Black Bolt a popular favourite. First, his Kirby design costume is one of the all-time greats from his thunderous Lidozen to his tuning fork diadem. The heck? I don't understand what that meant. What's a diadem?

It's like a sort of a crown. Yeah. Tierra situation. No one looks at a little. cooler. Second, his real name is Black Agar Boltagon, which is so excessively ridiculous that it loops back around to being amazing. I don't have to look this guy up.

Black Bolt. Diadem. Prang, that's a word that everyone knows. Oh, yeah, it's pretty. It's like a tiny little crown. Oh, wow, he's got wings. But he can't talk, because if he talks, he'll, you'll. He'll flattened buildings.

Brutal. He'd be terrible on a podcast. Come on, Blacka Gar. Short turn. Jump in. Jump in. He just keeps pointing to his phone. This guy can't riff.

He'll said, wait, yes and black. Yes, and. So the answer of the question number five, what happened on the River Bure in Great Yarmouth on the evening of the 2nd May 1845? 12 horses carrying. jewelry walked into the river and drowned themselves. Oh no.

Option two. Colossal otter attack. Is that all it says? Yeah. That's reeks for somebody with 2% of the island on your point. Option three, the local mayor was caught having sex with the cod. Oh, no. The cod.

The god. The one, the pure river cod. The town cod. Option four, a bizarre animal was discovered. Later turning out to be a platypus. It was captured and homed at the local zoo. It's still unknown how it got there. Option 5.

A pale ribbon long humanoid creature was spotted gliding under the surface. Though multiple locals saw it, the being was never seen again. It became known as Ely Dan, which an American rock band named themselves after over a century later. Andy's cogs. You've got to respect Andy's Coggs. They're turning too far. That's incredible. Option six, a bridge collapse because a large crowd had gathered on it

to watch a clown in a bathtub being pulled by four geese. Or finally, a pig. I would have done that. That's happening in Edinburgh this August. Finally, a pig who had rescued a baby from the river the week before was caught pushing a second baby off the wharf. Whoa. It's like one of those fire.

Munchausen's pig. One of those firefighters who starts the fires. Yeah, angel of death. Yeah. No, you always suspect the local rescue pig Whenever a baby ends up in the river behind The pig got to love getting attention For rescuing a baby

Yeah Wanted to do it a second time Got a taste for it That's awesome That's like the psychopath test But if you're a pig The next week Another baby was in the water

How did it get there? Well the pig obviously pushed it into the river All right Jonathan, we're back to you Do you have any instinct here? It's so hard maybe the third one the local mayor caught having sex with the cod

maybe the four I think you tried to guess the third one every round do you want to just read them out again I would like them right out again 12 horses carrying jewelry walked into the river

and drowned themselves three words colossal well that's not one of them though that was an extra word colossal otter attack the local mayor was caught having sex with the cod

A bizarre A little little Just covered Later turning out to be a platypus Still unknown how it got there You had the Ealy Dan They had The bridge collapsing

Because the town Gathered to watch a clown in a bathtub Or a pig Munch house is a pig Yeah Munch hands was a pig I'm going to say the first one The horses drowned All right locked in

What do you think Cass Oh a clown in a bathtub Because I would have been in drink that day. I would have been part of that bridge collapsing. I know you would. Four geese, because geese are bigger than you think. Yeah, they're huge and they bite.

They got teeth. Yeah. Oh, really? Yep. You never been bitten by a goose? No. Lucky you. We had to picture a baked creature with teeth.

Something I have noticed just now is that I have multiple times been bitten by a goose or a swan in my life and multiple times been hit by a tree. child on a scooter. Oh, they do. Yeah, they don't have great spatial awareness. Oh, their tongues are like they got teeth as well. Yeah, there's a lot of ridges and... Yeah.

Yeah, that's not right. Those geese, they're ridged for no one's pleasure. That's to get a firm grip on the supple skin of a child. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so what have we got? We got castas on clown geese. Grace, what do you think? I think platypus.

I'm going to go with platypus. They're mysterious. Locked in for grace. I'm also going to go with clown geese. I think absolutely. Double clown geese. Because I don't think I would have gone with the horses, but I don't think we can know for sure that the horses drowned themselves.

Oh. You know, like I don't think they'd make that choice. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, I reckon that's, you know, a little poetic license. I think they got drowned by their own actions. I think you can famously, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make a drink. And I think they will kill themselves before drinking.

Really? Yeah, that's how seriously they take that problem. Yeah. All right. So everyone's locked in. Here's the right the answer. This is going to shock you. Colossal otter attack.

That was someone with 10% battery. Imagine if she did the long one. The long one. It's crazy. I just also, colossal otter attacks is really fun to say. Oh, it's really good. That's like a great front page headline. That's an album.

That's selling paper. Oh my God, yes. That's your new show title. Yeah. It's too short. Yeah, true. The local mayor was having sex with the god. That was Jonathan Chester.

Shout out to my cousin. He's a Murray cod fishman. Was he up at the, there was a big fishing competition on the weekend, I think. I think so. I saw a photo of him. With cod. Was he fucking him? I don't know.

He does spend a lot of time with him. And he's scared to put him on a dating profile. Does he have a Pinocchio tattoo? Yeah. They're huge. Yeah. Too big. Was the cod?

I mean, the cod was such a funny detail. Was that an intentional? I was just going to say fish and I was like, let's go, let's make it a bit more cleverer. And I don't know fish. Let's think of a fish. Yeah. Let's think of the fish.

Yeah. But, I mean, the cod could have been cod plural. We all took it to be a singular cod, but like the cod. It's true. I took it as multiple cards. He was fucking the more. It's like sheep. And geese.

Oh no. That's not an example. I was doing moose. Moose is what I meant. The Ely Dan, I'm afraid, was the house. I'm afraid because I spent time writing it. It's really good. Yeah.

I could really see your mind going down that whole journey. It was great. I mean, Steely Dan had to have named himself after something. Exactly. You don't just come up with Steely Dan. That's not a colossal otter. Yeah. Attack.

I think even better than an album, that's a great band name. Right. Yeah. You can have that. Anyone listening? Colossal Otter attack. Oh, you're giving that out free.

Oh, yeah. Okay. But you got to support local bands. You know, music industry is dying. Does that have to apply for or is it first in? Well, as long as you're not too evil, you can have it. All right. No transphobes need a play.

I thought of a band name today. If you're in like a band with people in your office and you work in like an office where you're doing like graphic design or something, I thought a cool name for a band would be version control. Okay. You know, I just think that sounds like. And can I just double check?

Transphob's allowed to use that. Yes. Yes. What were you calling? Grace, Munchausen's baby? It's a Munchausen's baby? Munchausen's pig, sorry. I think of pigs as babies.

Munchausen's pig. That was Andy Matthews. That was good. Thank you. I think I stole that from somewhere. I'm sure I've read a story about like a dog doing that, you know, like pushing another baby in front of a train or something like that. Something that really, you know, a lot of species love attention.

That's something we must remember. Yes. Geese in particular. The platypus one, Grace went for that. I'm afraid that was also the house. Jonathan went for the drowning horses. That was Cass. Good job.

And yeah, in my mind, they did drown themselves. And it was so obvious that everyone could tell. They refused. They were shaking their head when people were throwing out those boys. Life preserves. No, we're doing this on purpose. They seemed really happy the weeks before they were giving their stuff away. Oh no.

And that means Cass and Andy are correct. The bridge collapsed because a large crowd gathered to watch a clown in a bathtub being pulled by four geese. It's got such like a pre-internet entertainment vibe. Like there was so much shit like that back in the day. Like the things people would do just to look at a thing that was different. I do think I've seen a clown in a bath tub floating in a river. Or at least a hammock. I know a comedian who recently.

got like 300 people to climb a hill to watch him fold a fitted sheet. We're still there, baby. Yeah, we haven't moved at all. Yeah, was there, someone in Australia a couple years ago, someone eating a chicken or something? Yeah. And there was a huge crowd went to see him. Is that my remembering that role? Could be.

Was they goxy? It sounds like goxy. It sounds like goxy. It would do. I was literally about to say that, but I didn't want to, like, stereotype him. Oh, I'm sorry. All right, we're up to the final round. This is now worth triple points.

still truly anyone's game, especially with so many players this week. But at the moment, scores our shoes throng one, house on three, Grace on four, but out in front. Tired on six apiece,

Cass and Andy. And the final question... Who's going to be the clown left in the bathtub at the end of all this? This is pure coincidence, but the question is also bathtub-related. So we always finish with some sort of synopsis question, Jonathan.

So this would be a longer answer, which is going to challenge Grace. So she's been saving up some of that battery. Yeah, that's why I went so brief with gloss water attack. Clever. So, yeah, you'll be writing like two, three, four sentences, however long you want it to be. Cool. And as a movie maker, this might be playing right in your hands.

Hopefully. I think a few of our listeners of, because Jay was on when Emu War came out. Yeah, yeah. Talking about it. Yeah, we've had a bunch of listeners say how much they love it. Watch it again. And I forget. I'm my voice the character briefly.

You did. An uncle emu. The stepfather. Like a really important role. It was really funny. Yeah, yeah. Great role. All right.

So, final question comes from Nathan Lang. And it is, what is the synopsis of the 1998 film A Fish in the Bath tub? I thought I looked to change it to a different thing when I'd also pick the other bathtub question. But in the end, I suck with it. what is the synopsis of a fish in the bathtub, release in 1998 while you're writing your answers? Here's an article about what was actually a lot of people lost their lives. I left that out of it.

It was like, it seems like such a fun, quirky story. A genuine tragedy. Oh, this was a full tragedy. It was nearly 200 years ago, if that makes anyone feel better. But anyway, the BBC writes on the 2nd of May, 1845, the suspension bridge over the river Bure in Great Yarmouth collapsed under the weight of hundreds of spectators watching a circus stunt.

Julie Staff has spent 14 months raising 5 grand to create the town's first public memorial to the tragedy. She said, quote, finally we're able to give people the respect they deserve. Thousands line the riverbank external with families packed on the bridge in 1845 to watch Nelson, a clown, journey along the river in a tub pulled by four geese. Mrs. Staff, a grandmother of eight,

who runs a deck chair business, said, hundreds of people were on the bridge. As the clown came into view, they all went to the side of it, but the bridge didn't stand the weight and it collapsed. 400 people went into the river and 79 died. One minute everyone would be excited to see the clown.

It would have all of a sudden turned into a scene from hell. Snopes, which I checked to make sure this was a true story, Snopes quotes from articles from the time saying, an inquest was held writing tales of a miraculous escape sorry tales of miraculous escapes were told at the inquest one man fell across a piece of iron that had mercifully wedged itself into the bank so that his head was above water grabbing two girls struggling nearby he hung on to them until all three were saved so there were a lot of you know positive happy stories out of the tragedy 400 went in and a lot of people were saved one uh mother seized her child's clothing in her mouth as she and her daughter were catapulted into the river and then she

paddled them to safety. Crazy like a dog saving a puppy or something. The inquest's final verdict found a welding defect responsible for the tragedy and condemned the inferior materials and labour used to build the bridge only 16 years earlier as not being to the

standard specified in the original contract. Nothing more is known of the clown. But apparently he wasn't feeling too good about it. Well, people sometimes say I'm too harsh on clowns, but they have a long history of fucking things up. Yeah. That clown should have definitely checked the bridge out first.

Yeah. It was his job to check the architecture. Yeah. Yeah, I hope you had duck for cover insurance. All right, the answer in final question. What is the synopsis of the 1998 film A Fish in the Bath tub? you've got six options for this one, but it is worth triple points.

This is going to be a long round. Oh, yeah. So I used to have two house ones in this world, but I killed off one of the house ones because it does, it's hard to remember all of this. That's wise. That's smart, it's kind. Yeah, it's nice to us.

Yeah. Here are your options. Horatio Blank and against type Wesley Snipes is the only hitman in the tiny town of But Creek. With only 12 citizens, the pool of victims. Spelled B-U-D-T-E. It's not as funny written down.

With only 12 citizens, the pool of victims is small and Horatio is friends with them all. As Petty Grype's bubble over, he alternatively is hired by and then murders his way through his whole social circle. In the surreal final scene, he ascends a staircase to heaven and kisses God on the lips.

Fun? That sounds less like a movie more like a murder mystery party like an absurd an absurd game to play that's option one what's they got to do with a fish in the bathtub they named it

they named it before they wrote it this is the thing you know they ask for the name well in advance he's also like but it's tiny town but creek only fish in a pond sort of big fish in a small pond or something things are allowed to be named not directly literally literally

really, Andy. You're such a stickler for that. I'm a real stickler. I just saw begonia, not a flower in it. Oh, what the heck? Or a bug. There were heaps of bees. Okay.

I've seen it. I would argue bees were the main theme. Does anybody at some point say, you've got a bug on you? No. Oh, okay. Option two. Not just asking.

Yeah. I think it's okay to ask questions. Yeah. I'm just asking questions. That's fine to ask questions. Option two. an Irish film about a plumber who gets a call to fix a bathtub, but when he arrives there,

he finds a magical fish that grants wishes if he defecates on it. Oh. Is that the end of that one? That's the end of that one. I was like, I was completely convinced that was right until the defecation. Oh. I've got to say,

I was convinced by the first one until he kisses God on the lips. Okay. No, that sounds very 90s to me. Oh, your God was in all the movies in the 90s. Sometimes a woman. Yep. I'm just thinking of dogma mainly, but probably others as well. He was Alanis Morissette.

In dogma? In dogma? God's Alanis Morissette? Yeah. That rules. That's right. Option three. A man with severe depression witnesses a murder in the building across from his

and spends the film considering whether he cares enough to tell someone about it. That's option three. Option four. Sam and Molly are a classic bickering old. couple. When Sam refuses to move the carp, he's keeping in their extra bathroom. Molly becomes fed up and leaves him. Can Sam win his wife back and rediscover his own sense of romance? That's option four. I think you should fuck the cod. We've introduced a new kind of fish. We've introduced a second kind of fish. Carp cod, okay. Oh, here's another one. Squirt is a goldfish.

Living his best life in the ocean until one day he gets sucked into the sewer landing in the bathtub of Mr. and who, amongst other things. Don Johnson? Oh my God, could it be Don? Who amongst other things teaches him the art of Whitlin. Teaching a fish to whittle. Teach a bear a bear to whittle. He'll eat for a day, but teach a fish to whittle.

Well. You'll have an interesting day. Or finally, Frank and Agent Cop announces his retirement when the mob boss he's been chasing for 27 years goes missing. When he gets home after his second last day, he finds the mob boss's body in the bathtub with a note. Frank must find the killer in his final 24 hours on the force. All right.

So I think Cass, it's back to you. We normally have either two or three guests, which means it's like a nice even amount of people going first. And I'm just realizing now that with four means grace and Andy only get to go first once. I don't know if that is an advantage or not. Do we get an extra point to bank up for it? Jonathan, what do you reckon? I don't think so.

Whatever helped me win. Okay. Yeah. No point to any. It sounds like it's a dime. All right. Cass, what do you reckon?

May I please have a really quick summary again? So you've got Horatio Blanks. Horatio Blank, okay, Wesley Snipes, ends up kissing gold on the lips. Oh, really good.

You got the Irish plumber who has a magic fish, Grant's wishes. If he defecates on them. Yes. That's a main part. That's a main part. That's a main part. That's funny.

A man with severe depression witnesses a murder, and he spends the rest of the film considering whether or not to tell someone about it. That's like rear window, but he's depressed instead of having a broken leg. Okay. Then you've got the bickering old couple where the husband has a carp in the bathroom, which makes his wife leave him. You got squirt the goldfish who ends up learning the art of Whitland. I'm not pronouncing the G, but there is a G.

No, no. That changes it. I don't think anyone's ever said whittling. You've got to go with Whitland. Okay. Well, finally got the agent cop Frank, who announces retirement when the mob boss he's been chasing goes missing. Ends up dead in a bathtub.

I reckon I'll go to the guy with depression. God, depression. Is it a comedy? I guess it doesn't say on this. It doesn't say. In my mind, it's a bit of a comedy. Dark comedy? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, slapstick. Grace, what do you think? I mean, I like the mob boss, but I do think there's not a time crunch on stopping doing a job. You know what I mean? I feel like if something like that happened, you'd be like, well, maybe I'll keep doing the job until we... The paperwork's already gone through. Until we wrap this up.

They've already booked the pizza shop for the going away party. Maybe it's a paperwork issue. Can't get their deposit back. I'm going to go. with small town Kisses God on the lips Okay Gives God a smooch

For me It has to be the Fish in the Barth It's either the fish in the bathtub The carp The magic one Yeah No no

Not the pooping on it The one with the The carp The carp The cup The cup The bickering old cup On the carp

All right I reckon it might even Be like a foreign film I reckon it might be Like a French film or something like that. I can really picture like this really old couple and this fish and he won't get rid of it. And in the language you're thinking.

If it's not that, then the other one is, then it's the one with the mob boss because there's like a sleeping with the fishes kind of thing going on. But I'm going to go the bickering couple. Okay. All right. That's locked in. So just, you left, Jonathan. What do you reckon? I guess I'll do mob boss because it's not mine and you've all gone other ones and the one.

I can't believe this whole episode has been fucking fish and shit on fish. I was like, oh, God. There's more to me. I swear. Yeah. He also works with emu puppets. And a doctor's comedy. The old series still up there.

And you're both great and I have already said it, but you're going to shine. I can't wait. You guys look really young. An irritating thing about living overseas is that English people love to tell me about the emu war. Like it's a fact. fact I've not heard before. I find it fascinating when they do it. I'm like, yeah, I'm from there.

And the same with koalas carrying chlamydia. They're like, do you know? I'm like, yes, man. And it's not that interesting. Yeah, don't fuck them. And don't touch them really. What do you do in return tell them about badges or something? They don't really, they, they don't know anything about their own animals.

They don't, yeah. Maybe that's why. Yeah. They're like, do you know this fact? I love badges. They're square. They're rectangular and striped. It does look like a table that's walked.

Yeah. It's like someone made it in Microsoft paint. They're beautiful animals. I love them. I've never seen one in real life. In a waistcoat? I've seen them in real life. They don't have waistcoats, but I love to put them in one.

They are they a character in the Toad Hall show? Yeah, in the wind and the willows. The Badger is the metaphor for God. I didn't know he was God. Yeah. He lives in the forest. Yeah. I didn't, I don't think I watched it all.

read it when I knew there were any metaphors. Oh. Who's the toad? The folly of man? Yeah, basically, yeah. It's actually, yeah, it's all making sense now. You got it. As soon as I mentioned metaphors, you got it.

It's a children's book. You nailed it. All right, here's who wrote the answers. The defecating, well, I guess it's sort of a scat-loving genie fish. Yeah. That was John in the shoes. And I was like, I'm over this.

Fuck it. But no, I've had a great time. Scat-loving genie fish, also a band name up for grabs. The fish that learns the art of Whitland, that was Nathan, aka the house. Really good. All right. What else? I think that means everyone else has been guessed.

What have we got? Now, Jonathan went for the aging cop announcing their retirement, and that was Caspage. Very good. I've picked all of yours. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I knew.

I was just like, I wrote it like, he could just keep working. I didn't put a reason. I think the pizza place thing. Could be an alternate universe where when you retire, you get shot like a horse. Oh, that's true. I'm a big fan of people questioning

and I get to defend all the answers no matter what it is and how ridiculous it is. Of course you'd have to defecate. It's a magic fish. It's how it powers its magic. Yeah, yeah. Back up the mob boss, like, no, no, no, he's got really good boundaries. He set his retirement date and nothing will change that.

Yeah, yeah, work life balance. He has a plan. I do want Jonathan to know that if he hadn't had to shit on the fish, I absolutely would have picked that one. Oh, yeah, it was incredible. As soon as like Irish, plumber, magic fish in the bathtub, I was like, yes, this film exists. That's lovely to hear. But for entertainment value, defecation.

You don't get to hear the word that much. Great stuff. Thanks. I come dead last. Great. Now, Cass went for the man with severe depression witnessing a murder. That was Grace. I love it.

Thank you so much. You've all got your own Jonathan keeps getting Cass's. Cass keeps getting graces. Loving it. Now, Grace went for the Wesley Topps movie where he ends up kissing God on the lips. That was Andy Matthews. Hey. Thank you.

I did a lot of, like, I was a bit disgusted at myself for all the, like, questions I was asking about it and, like, trying to, like, pretend like, I didn't. understand that one. Oh, yeah. Like, come on. Oh, no. People love that. People love it at a game play. Even though, you know, it feels like, you know,

are you playing against someone who's equally invested? All right, but if I, if I'm allowed back on, I'd love to be with Andy again and we can pretend the whole time. Oh, what's that question? They all fucking goes. I didn't know you could act and lie. You fucking dog. Why don't we just steal and kill?

Yeah. Where did it end? Where did it end? So, yeah, Grace went for Andy there. And that means Andy is also correct. It is the old bickering couple. But it wasn't a foreign language film. It was...

Wesley Snipes. No, it was Franka Stanza actor. Oh, Jason Alexander. No, no. Oh, his dad. Stiller. Stiller. Ben, Stiller's dad.

Jerry Stiller. Yeah. And maybe his wife as well, like they're an old comedy duo. I was so sure you'd thought of a second kind of fish. The carp came up and I'm like, he's done it. He's done it. He's sort of a second fish. While I add up the scores, I can tell you, the film hasn't even had enough of a critical response

to have a Rotten Tomatoes overview, although audience have given it a 57% approval rating. It's very, yeah. Athub half full. Yes. One user reviewer who liked it said Jerry Stiller played his role so well that there were times I wanted to reach through the screen, shake him and ask, what the hell's wrong with you? If they gave out an Oscar for Best Asshole in a movie, Jerry Stiller should have won. Oh.

Art is all about trying, you know? Big time. Also, 56. Like, that means I'm having a better time than a bad one. Yeah. That's good. All right. The final scores.

in fourth place and you know he got that point early too by the way and held on it for the year lot nice you know I had my little rush

Jonathan Schuster on one point I was not far ahead of you on three points the house but then the top three all doing so well Grace in third place on seven points

cast on nine points but jump into the lead at the end on 12 points is Andy Matthews hell yeah well done thank you

thank you well done how many time to have you done this do you reckon Um, six, maybe. So it's good to have a goal. Yeah, you could, you could be like me one day. No way.

Cool. I've spent, because I listened to the show as well, I've spent the whole time thinking, oh, you know, finishing nine o'clock fast, not bad, we've still got to record the whole after the credit sequence. And that's always during the show. That's part of it. That's part of it. The show.

Yeah. I forget. That's already been done. I'm an idiot. I don't know what it will be today because it was all just so game-related. Oh. rhinoceros ratsnake you're welcome yeah that might come up a little later

now Jonathan before we go do you know do you have a release date for bulk billing so keep an eye at Humdinger yeah just follow Humdinger and it'll come out at late year I think it's going to be really funny it's going to be really really funny it's only three minutes

so you can't get bored hopefully three minutes eight apse nine apes if you do get bored that let us know Yeah. You know? That's what the comment section's for. Yeah. You got to,

but to leave a comment, you have to give it a like. Yeah. It doesn't let you post the comment unless you like it. And post that the timestamp of when you started getting bored as well. Yeah. We'll use that data.

I'll probably already know. We'll sell that data. Yeah. We'll make money. Cass, you're, uh, you're doing a show at the comedy festival?

Is that true? Yes. I am one of the friends in Grace Jarvison friends, perform, but do not rehearse Rocky Horror. Yeah. Oh, that's so exciting. She's playing the narrator.

Do you know, what date is that on? April 17, 10.30 p.m. baby. Comedy Republic. Well, that's out. That'll be next week at the time, if people are listening to this at the time. You got time to buy tickets. Very exciting stuff. And Grace, your show is running through the whole festival.

Whole Festival at Town Hall, 7.40pm, getting dragged backwards through a hedge. It's about meeting my boyfriend and falling in love. It's really nice. And also, my relationship with. The rules, capital T, capital R. Is this, is this like your first show where you're, you're happy throughout? And it's just all about how life's good? No, the whole, I'm really happy now.

The process of the story was very stressful. So, yeah, come and find out why. Awesome. And Andy, your podcast is long running and still going. Still going, yeah. I'll be up early to record episode 500. Because your pod mate, Alcet Trombo-Birtchel, left you. He moved to the other side of the world, literally, yeah, physically as far away from

as possible. But we continue. We continue. It just means I have to get it really early on the morning. He doesn't do that. No, he doesn't meet you in the middle. Refuse this. Wow.

I'm going to say we're doing a dug on tour over there. We're going to Montreal, so hopefully we'll be able to catch up with the great man. You're going to get him on to do a support slot? Well, I haven't even begun to think about it. All right. Yeah. You're working. with you all.

You're a few in the morning. You're his booking agent now. Why not? Awesome. All right. Well, please follow all these great guests. And thanks for listening, everyone. Give us a five-star review.

Why not? I'll read that then. It's much like the cast said before. If you give five-star reviews, I will then do whatever you say in the comment. Cheers for tuning in. To who knew with Matt's sure, now that you know what,

I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. If you need anything edited out, just say so. Say a slough really loud so someone has to find it Unless the slur is the thing you need Oh Start playing copyrighted music

Yeah you have to sing all your slurs to the tune of Oh that's clever What do you reckon? A Taylor Swift song? Yeah She's litigious She's litigious Marvin Gayes, let's get it on Someone told me if you were sending nudes to someone

You should take a video And have Disney music playing in the background So if someone leaves them They'll take it down That's great idea Really good or they'll take down the volume Yeah, that's the other thing

Yeah, I need my nudes to have full sound I'm sorry Surround sound I guess it's more of a sex tape thing I don't know True, yes If you're making a sex tape Play Disney music in the background

I don't know if you're gonna do that already Yeah Would I be able to create a worthwhile Like a sex tape worthy of a leak If there was Disney Yeah Could you get a tattoo on your naked body of a Mickey Mount.

Oh yeah. Cover my body and hidden Mickey's. The Pinocchio definitely has been done but yeah. Have people done it like so that his face is around your if he's lying.

Genitals. What happens to few lives? Oh wow. There are so many different kinds of people in the world. Yeah. We're just learning. What do they call them? Disney adults?

Does everybody remember the what you got to do? Yeah. Do you know? So I'll ask a question. You said, DM me directly. Has anyone

that actually ever sent it to the group? Yeah, they have. I'm pretty sure I've done that one time. Yeah, it happens probably once a month,

I reckon. Every time I listen to this show, I think I've come up with a really good way to like mind game people and fake it out. It relies on very specific

set of circumstances arising. And I can never, when it actually comes around to being on the show, I can never remember exactly the things I've got to say in the right order in order to definitely win. You need to come in with your notes next time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then before I do it, I'll say, okay, it's time to enact Protocol 7. Yeah. I think that would be really clever. I mean, one one game you could play is questioning people's concept for their upcoming festival shows. Yeah. He could really get in their head before the game even starts. Get them on the back foot.

You haven't said like you're going to tell us the question soon? That'll be part of the show. We message you directly. That's right. On Facebook Messenger. Yes. Oh, did you ever, do you, you've been on the show a few times. Yeah, yeah.

And one time you were going to go and see, there was like a porridge festival. Did you ever make it then? Golden Spurter. Yes, that's right. Which might have been Andy's question. I think that was maybe my question, the Spurtle question. Yes. Yeah, and you knew, like you knew.

It was playing weirdly a lot. I've recently had like a lot of opportunities to see that documentary in a cinema. I haven't. Oh my God. It seems like it could be a really good watch. I'm the kind of thing. I'm big scrow. I loved it.

Oh, really? It's really like wholesome and it's about people who love porridge. Yeah. I think it's like, yeah, that makes sense. I've only heard good things. All right. So. Just now.

Yeah. I'm not lying. No, in my whole life. That's not true. I don't let any negativity into my mind. So I've only heard. good things. Everyone's all good.

Yeah, I don't mind you not wearing headphones. It just means you've got to be more aware of yourself on mic. Sounds like you do mind. No, I don't. I don't mind if you don't. It's just people who don't wear them tend to,

like some of you have been doing so far, talking away from the microphone. When you hear yourself, I don't know, somehow like subconsciously, you know. But it's also, I mean, it's also consciously. If you can hear yourself,

like I know that I'm getting spoiled over here. Check. Yeah, it sounds good. Oh, yeah. Yeah, is this video? Yeah, is that right? Yeah. Can we...

Yeah. Do you want to see? Just to make sure... Yeah, how's my hair? I'd forgotten that video was part of it. I was like, I'll look terrible in that little photo that he puts up at the... To promote it. No one really...

It's certainly more people hear this than watch it at this stage. Cool. Okay. Which is just, I mean, it's just costing more to put out. Yeah. That's the bright side. Yeah, great. Oh, that's nice.

Yeah. Cost more to do. and it's more work and hassle. But seemingly no more people are consuming it. But you've got to do it. Excellent. Yeah. You're pivoting to video.

You've got to pivot. Oh, it's a hard pivot. So many people ask me if I'm doing, like, request a video version of my podcast and I'm like, why? It's me sitting on a couch and the camera's bad. I don't know what you would get out of this. Yeah.

It's an audio medium. It really, I miss when it was purely that. You're supposed to listen to it in your car. Yeah. Eyes on the road, please. Yeah. Oh, that's the other thing. We'll be able to hear when one of our phones is giving feedback.

You're hearing that? Yeah, I was hearing that. But surely that's come up before. Occasionally, but I'm guessing it's just old phones or something. I have got a... I'm hearing that. It sounds really cool. Yeah.

I'll just hold that away. Yeah, I reckon it's yours. Yours looks like the most... Shit. Shit phone. Yeah. Which I think is very admirable. Sheik.

Sheik, yeah. It means that you've been able to keep it together for that long. Exactly. Life and everything. Barely. All right. Shall we begin? Yes.

Welcome to Who knew at the show? Oh, hang on. I'm not reading it and I got it wrong. Sorry, that's a little something for the end. God, that'll be fun. That'll be really fun. I can't wait to hear that back. For the gag real.

And then, yeah, this will be edited out, possibly when I'm cutting and pacing the answers in my sheet. That light. on the table there looks like it's there to like... Do you want it on? If you turn that on, I bet that provides more flattering lighting, right? I reckon that would light lots of light our chins. I really think that's the idea of it, but I don't know if that's the effect of it. Okay, I'll take what I can get.

We can have a look. Yeah, okay. Now you've got to turn it off again, so we can... It's been hugely different. Oh, no. I hate, you know what? I prefer it off. I prefer it on.

Me too. No, I don't care. I couldn't tell the difference. Madam Vice President. On seems. On, let's turn it on. Did you not like the way you looked, Andy? No, um...

I think you look great, Andy. Yeah, thanks, guys. I don't know, I'm coming across way more insecure on this episode. Normally my schick is to, like, insult Matt for how he's running the show badly. And before you gave me a great opening where you said that like the best way to play the game is to make it seem like you don't know what you're doing

And I was going to say Yeah, you should have The best way to host the game Oh, that's a great one. You know, Give it to us clean No, no, no, no, that's not my character this episode. I think that's really funny if you say that.

It's going to seem really jarring if I say it now. Okay. Yeah. Grace, are you messaging on Insta? Messenger? Messinger. Fantastic. I'll find that then.

Oh, yeah, you were the first in. My page is only giving me three at a time. She put down her phone in a really ostentatious way, like a nerd in a math exam. It's because my battery's really low. What kind of charge you're on? Lightning. How many percentage?

I was just thinking like it may come, 10%. It may come to me sending you pieces of paper across the table. That's fun. Somehow that feels appropriate. I don't know. That feels like that plays into your. your whole vibe. Thank you.

Yeah, I'm very analogue. I have a lot of film cameras in my bag. Yes. There's got to be a charger in this building for that if we need it, I'm sure. What is, do? I don't, I'm sure I'd know it if I heard. Did you know, remember the ketchup song? Oh, hey, Eddie.

A bit, be, a bit, bit, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tim, me, it had a dance. Right. It's them trying to... It's a song about that...

It's a guy who goes to a club and can't remember the name of a song so he tries to do it, but the song's in English and he can only speak Spanish. Really? Yeah, it's like the... I don't know what the song is called,

which is so embarrassing. I said a hip, hop, a hip, hip... Yeah. Yeah, that's the song. Oh. Yeah. So that's what we were trying to do. No, no, no. Like, their song is.

Right. It's a song about a guy who... I think that's what I was trying to do. I think I was that guy just then. I think that's why was so incredibly popular at school discos because if there's no action content, you don't have to screen for content. If it's a nonsense song. That's a great loophole. Yeah. This can't be inappropriate. We don't know what they're saying. But also, I danced a lot to whistle by flowrider at school

discos and I really don't know how that was flying under the radar. Yeah, it's not subtle. I find it really fascinating when pop music is like, if we don't say swear words, it's fine and they find loopholes to make, like the metaphor is almost more explicit than if they had just said the word, you know, whistle being one. What's that new Casey Musgrave song? It's like, I'm lonely with an age, you know what I mean, I've been sitting on the washing machine. Wow. Lonely with an age. Honely. Honolely. Lonely. I'm polinely. Loney her. Oh, yep. Now I've got it.

Do washing machines even vibrate enough for that to be worth it? I think you need to get it. The technology has come too far. Yeah, you'd have to get it. Especially with her, like, her wealth. Yeah, she'd have enough money. She'd have a silent washing machine. Yeah, she'd have one of those ones where the, like,

if you sort of watch it go, you can see that they've separated the chambers enough that you can see the motion within it and the frame is still. She's doing this at a public laundromat. Yes, I think that's the only answer. I think that's in a rundown neighborhood. Yeah. She's having to travel.

I think the music video was heard of laundromat. That's very funny. Yeah. I think Wayne Carey, like that was one. Do you remember he had, old football had an affair? And that was one of the salacious details that came out. He had an affair with a teammate's wife on their washing machine. Wow.

That's so brutal. It's a double betrayal. Yeah. But that was the nine is when washing machines were a little jumpier. Yeah. And it hides the noise. I never understood the sitting on a washing machine thing. And then I went on a ferry in Italy.

and it was the most vibrational ferry. I was like, oh, yeah, I see, yeah. I wonder if they know about this. I wonder if people buy tickets to this ferry. Let me just say, I arrived at my destination before we reached the port, if you know. I was on a holiday with my mom being like, hmm. Okay.

Hey, mom, are you? No, don't worry. No, let's not. That's fine. Murano, a beautiful town. If you must know, what was it in the word? I really like that guy. Something about him.

Been really excited about a dragonfly. It is awesome when you meet someone and they're just super passionate about the thing. I like documentary programs where historians get to have a good time. Yeah. Where they're like, I've been studying exactly how they made soap in the 1800s and now I get to demonstrate it on TV. And I've never had a better day.

in my life. That's my favorite kind of program. I'm with you. Yeah. You can feel the passion. Yeah. And it's like the most niche stuff that you're like, no one needs to know this. That's why there's 18 seasons of time team.

Right. They continue to make it. They've got like their own like YouTube channel now and they're huge. There's just a guy who's like, oh my God, I've been studying this exact kind of clay for 20 years. And now I finally found the piece I've been looking. It's amazing. I love it so much. You love the wall museum.

as soon as you said wool museum I was like Cass can we go to Jolong we can absolutely make a day to go to the wool museum you should go with my mum we'll take her yeah outing maybe I was actually looking up what happens to you if your spine goes straight it's not good it's not good yeah you're really not my dab a straight spot so my posture is not a problem no

well there's like there's like the sensual curves of a cervical spine and then down into your lumbar. That's the one. You've got three, the curves of the spine have names and you can't straighten them out. Otherwise you can't function?

Wow. I think I might have skims more than I realize. Yeah. Yeah. If someone invited me to stay at their boyfriend's house and then left me alone in their boyfriend's house, regardless of whether that guy was the kind of guy that Elon Musk is, I'd be upset.

But I like that it's a personal gripe. Yeah. Not like, it doesn't start from politics. It ends up at politics, but it begins, I guess all politics begins at home. And maybe that's what we're learning. Or somebody's house. I mean, look, if she's like, this guy sucks, I'm going to apartheid. Yeah.

It wasn't a, I think she might have started in politics. Yeah, yeah. She already had feelings about it. Okay. Well, there's some fun names here. I'll tell you that. Is that all you'll tell us? We're still on break.

Oh, sorry, sorry. You don't even, like, I mean, I can't imagine if I started talking now, we're not even on air. I thought that was like a... We'll go out live. All right, Blacka Gar. I wonder if any kids have been named Blacka Gar or Boltergan. We were saying, as with the Pinocchio tattoo on someone's dick, there are so many kinds of people in the world.

Yeah. And that's beautiful. Well, I saw. There has to be one. I saw something about, um, I think that was a callback for something we didn't talk about before we started a recording. Do we? Yeah, it might be. But that's fine.

But we're all talking about, uh, people having Panaka tat on their dick. So that the nose, the erection would be the nose. I think it's more fun to let Grace just say that, not give any content. And we all play it off like it's nothing. And the audience is left thinking, oh, they know that's just grace. That's just now she talks. It's my special interest. Figures of speech.

She's always using. Pinocchio cock tattoo. That's another thing I saw at the London Zoo. I saw the rhinoceros rat snake and I saw the Pinocchio cocktack. Pinocchio cock snake would have been a great name. Yeah. Yes. I did see that one of Nick Cage's kids is called like Manned after.

Superman's real name. Oh, Clark Kent. Oh, no, like his alien name, Cal Al. Cal L. Oh. With a hyphen, yeah. I was mad to say Clark and Kent are fine. No, I know.

Cal Lale. That's cruel. That's cruel and unusual. Yeah, he loves Superman that guy. The thing about celebrities naming their children's strange names, there is no name they could give them that would protect them from the life they're about to have. Yeah, that's true.

There's nothing that can be done, you know? You might as well call a child Apple if you're going to be Gwyneth Pactroo's daughter. All right. You're never going to get to eat anything, but... So, you might as well have the remnant of one in your name. The answer is a question. Do you reckon their house smells like their mother's vagina? I'm not crazy.

Just walking everywhere and be like, oh, that's so annoying. On some level, most houses smell like someone's vagina, I guess. Depends how powerful your nose is. Gone through the drawers. All right. Is that how a dog lives? Surreal. A dog lives like that.

A dog's like, fuck, there are so many vaginas in this room. Dog's whole thing is smelling whole. Yeah. It's, yeah. What a lie. That's crazy. Hmm. Where are you on?

Where's the show on? Me? Yeah. Town hall. Sick. The lunchroom. 740 p.m. Wow, prime time.

Yep. Oh, yeah. Every year. My, I've, so this will be. what am I up to now? I think this is my sixth festival in a row. And every year I'm on at like 6pm. I'm always at 6pm, 6.15.

I think the latest I've ever been is 6.30. I'm always right after work, which means you really have to be going to see me on purpose. You can't wander out and be like, what am I going to see today? That sounds interesting because I've already started. This year they put me in 740. I was like,

Hello, moving up in the world. But apparently is because all the big acts want to be on at 6pm now. So. I think it is interesting that it has definitely changed. Six has become like to stay out. Yeah, it's, the lockdowns and everything has changed the vibe a bit. We've been permanently, yeah, changed. But, yeah, that's me getting dragged back to do a hedge.

It's about falling in love. And I named it before I thought, before I wrote it. So. Yeah, well, that's nearly always the way, right? Yes. That's why I name them, that's why I name my show's vague phrases, because you can really connect them back to anything. Yeah.

Falling in love does feel a little bit like getting dragged back with Stoahed. I believed it instantly as soon as you, thank you so much. You told me the concept of like, that makes perfect sense of the name. Thank you. It feels so good. It's a honed still I have. It feels so nice.

Scratching you, you know. You're going like, oh, where am I going to end up? What's behind this hedge? You could also describe a bear attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if the show had been about that, you would have been covered. Exactly. True.

It's because when I was a kid and I looked like scruffy or my hair was messed up, my dad would say you look like you've been dragged backwards through a hedge. Because he also used to call me cloth ears when I wasn't listening. My parents are time travellers. They've got a lot of slang from the 1920s. Cloth ears. Yeah. Yeah, you don't.

hear that. No. No, no one has ever heard it. I like it though. Yeah. I mean, it's at, yeah, it works as a phrase. And it doesn't have a slur in it. So, no. I mean, you gotta take where you can get. Yeah, exactly. That's great. I've seen movies where I enjoyed none of it, you know? And I still had a good time. No, I'm sure. Sometimes it's nice to be in a cinema with your friends. Oh, yeah. That's so true. Especially if they reclorn. Oh, the joy of like Sneaking in a little snack Like getting a

I got a little tub of haggendass Recently Oh Bloody hell, gas The thrill of crime Things doing pretty well obviously Oh yeah I can afford a $10

dollar part of Oh No No