Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 188 - Grace Jarvis, Rosco McClelland and Lauren Bonner

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

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Melbourne, Australia in the year 2026. I'm doing a show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. It is on at the Cooper's Inn, 6.30pm. What a great time for comedy. And we can have a beer after. Hang around, let's have a beer, it's at a pub. It's going to be a great time. I'm doing new material with my great friend Serengyamana

in a show called Serenji Amana and Matt Stewart and Saranjai Amarna featuring Serenjai Amana and Matt Stewart or something like that. You get the idea. Anyway, it's going to be a bunch of fun. I'd love to see you there. Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart.

Now, first guest is a multi-award winning comedian who's currently touring her show getting dragged backwards through a hedge. It's Grace Jarvis. Thank you so much. What awards have I won? Your bias is multiple writing awards. Oh, yeah. It wasn't more specific than that, so I couldn't be.

My producer's always trying to sort of up me in terms of sounding legitimate. Those are awards from high school. I was going to say. I'm sure you did pretty well in the Premier's reading challenge. Yeah, that's a fucking young playwright of the year, 2015. Our next guest is currently touring her show. Nobody can stop me from doing this. It's Lauren Bonner.

Hello, hello, no awards. No awards to mention. Yeah, I probably should just not have read out anyone's awards. No, no, no. But instead, I've just singled you out because our final guest this week is the winner of the Sir Billy Connolly Award. Maya wants. Mayer wants.

He's to a good show. How could hell be any worse? It's Roscoe McLean. Well, I mean, not technically turdine it. Why, just taking it to Sydney and Brisbane? Yeah, well, not Brisbane. That counts for us, Rosco. That's a tour. That's all we have.

That's all we have. And then back to London as well? Well, yeah. It's an international tour. This is massive stuff. Okay, so the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants after I are convincing fake answer. I'll then read their answers well as a real one.

I have to guess which one is correct. And our first question comes from... It's also the last week of the comedy festival. Just the context for the listener. Yeah, this would be coming out... If we sound slightly more parched than usual. This would be coming out the day after. So it's appropriately timed.

Okay, great. I will be in the hospital. And I'm not going to pay for it. Yeah, I'm going to be in a Las Vegas hospital, one thing good when you're listening to this. So the first question comes. comes from listener Katie Clay's from Perth in W.A. And the question is, what does the Italian insult,

Kagari in a mano, a branditi, ascafi mean. What does that translate to an English? Okay. I hope you don't, do any of you speak Italian? I think even if you did, I wouldn't have helped you with what I just did. No. I only speak one bit of Italian. I learned that tuti fruity means all fruits.

Yeah, Italian. Oh, bananas. Of course. I did not know that. I thought that was a nonsense rhyme. Titty, three. Tuti is like in music. It's like all together.

Oh, okay. My, all my music knowledge is self-taught. Okay. It's like tabs on a bass. Four, four, five, four. That Tudy never came up. I don't, I took piano and singing. So honestly, those bass, the chords on a piece of sheet.

music that are for the guitar. I'm like, that's nonsense. Who knows what that's about? Can you read the Italian insult again? Who say it again? Kegati in mano a prenditti Ascaifee. I did four years of Italian

in school and I have no idea what this means. I mean, I put this question last night, so I should really remember. We done French and German over in Scotland. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I took French in high school. I did Blantae Prade Glasgow on it goes.

Oh, very nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She beat Ongo Queensland. Yeah, I did German, but I don't, I remember some of it. Okay. That's my hamburger.

Oh, yeah, that's good. Remember that? That's my hamburger. Does that mean that's my hamburger? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gumi barqueen? Yeah? Gummy bears?

We can do like a really cool scene here where three people are fighting over a hamburger that believe is theirs. Yeah. Named different languages. That's just the minor hamburger. High school language class. My main French phrases that I remember

are, je ne fume not and je ne tushie pa, which means I do not smoke, please do not touch me. That's what you need to know. All right, the answers are in. Here is question number one. What does the Italian insult?

Kaggetti in mano, a prendeti, a skiafie, mean. Here are your options. Your face is sloped like a skier's dream. If I were you, I couldn't bring myself to shop for new clothes either. Wow. Your father is weak and feminine like a cat. Your mouth looks like a ball sacks wrinkle. Shit in your hand, then slap yourself in the face.

Or the man who mose your lawn is a little. a pervert. What do you think, Roscoe? Oh, I think just purely my favorite and the man who most your own is a pervert. That's pretty good. That is great. Yeah, I would say that

to someone. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. And gardeners are perverts. It's just, you know, old tar. Yeah. Yeah. International law. Yeah. Oh, I know. Okay, me, me. Yeah, would you like to have a day? Um, I mean, cheating in your hand and slapping in the

face is pretty good, but it also seems like something that some crazy Scottish guy would say. No, no. Does kind of stink a bit of a Glasgow riff. So I think that could have, I think that might have not been true. That's some fun, racial profile. I might say like the clothes one, because I feel like these old insults are sort of nonsensical, but then you trace it back and back and back, and then you go, actually, It comes from comedian Delate when Alecino was insulting pantalone.

You know, like it's some bullshit like that. And it's about the clothes. So I reckon the clothes one, you can't buy new clothes or whatever it was. If I were you, I couldn't bring myself to shop for new clothes either. Yeah. Awesome. I thought that was you. Oh, well, yeah, true, because I love shopping for new clothes.

That's sort of on my mind. The one that's like, your face is like a skier's dream. And it seems like almost a compost. Oh, it's beautifully sloped. Maybe not in Italy when they want like a strong like, Oh, they want a straight nose. Oh, they want a straight nose. Oh, that's true.

Yeah, what would that be a dainty sort of little uptick on the nose, would it? I don't know. Too feminine a nose. Oh, could be, yeah. What was? Father is fearing feminine like a cat? Oh, no, the ball sack wrinkle. Your mouth looks like a ball sack's wrinkle.

Yeah, I'm going with that one. That's good too. What would be a skiskeum feminine like a cat? skiers dream anyway? It's like a slope. Oh, yeah. But that's...

But then maybe you want it to go straight downwards. If you won't go fast. Skiers call in. We don't know what you're up to. Yeah. When none of us are from places where you can do that. We don't ski.

Here's who wrote the answers. Your face is sloped like a skier's dream. That was Roscoe. Yeah, Lauren. Yeah. Why do you take that profile and buy? Sorry about that. I would never slap shit into anyone's face.

I would absolutely wouldn't. Seems like something you would do. Yeah, but this time I'm trying to be tricky. I'm trying to pretend. Just before recording or maybe after, you were talking about projectile vomiting on your own feet. Yeah. And the boots still have that sheen on them.

It's like a kind of punk mark of respect. Yeah. Link 1-82 level sort of hardcore punk. That's it. I had so bad religion that day. days was close enough. Turns out it makes harder lemonade goes harder than you think. I think that is what put me in hospital, to be honest.

Yeah, that stuff's crazy. It's harder. Yeah. It's hard to level up. Yeah. It was all fine when I had like eight cans of the lemon one and then my wife brought me a strawberry one and it was the change of fruit. It was I think it was the flavor that tipped it over.

Not that it was nine harder lemonade. Yeah. And just the sugar's probably doing something too, I reckon. Yeah. And I didn't eat that day because eating. is cheating. Yeah. That's the Scottish way.

Okay. And we've got so much in common our cultures. Yeah. It's almost like they're basically the same, but separated by a large amount of ocean. It is almost like that. It's almost like a group of people from a place. Oh, yeah. Went to where we are now and now the rates of skin cancer are the highest in the world because we're not supposed to be here.

No, I think that can't be right. All right. So your father is weak and feminine like a cat. That was Lauren. Thank you. That felt real to me. Well, because I was listening to the words and I feel like you said gatti or something. Yeah.

Mano definitely came up. Ke gato and man. So I was like, there's like a man. There might be a cat. There might be a, you know. That's the beauty of language is that if you truly learn etymology and the history of words, languages reveal themselves to you. Yeah.

They kind of do. My dad can speak, well, my dad took Latin in high school and then I read a lot of Asterix comics. And now I read Latin signs and I'm like, I'm pretty sure it says this. And then I'm right. And I'm like, how do I know that? Where does that come from? Comics. It's helpful.

Those Asterix comics really teach you a lot about the world. The man who mose your lawn is a pervert. Roscoe went for that. That was Grace. Oh, been jarvised. Did he been jarvis again. Good job. That was exactly what I would go for.

It just sounded the most Italian to me. I was like, it feels like to chuck an insult in someone else's direction while you're getting this guy, you know. Yeah, it's kept an astray. Your mouth looks like a ball sacks wrinkle. Grace went for that. I'm afraid that was Katie, the questioner, or AK, the house. Brutal.

And Lauren went for the other house option. I couldn't bring myself to shop for new clothes, meaning the correct one. It wasn't Scottish at all. It was Italian. Shit in your hand and then sup yourself in the face. Oh, those Italians, they're moving mad. That's grotesque. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty wrong.

I don't, I don't think that would be very polite at all. Yeah. It really depends on the consistency of the person's shit, how bad it is. I think any would be pretty bad. Any would be certainly a bad day. Yeah. But sometimes you see a dog do a little turd and it looks pretty like solid. And you're like, well, I mean, it would just bounce off.

Yeah, it would kind of. It would mush. Mush apart, yeah, but clean it, like easily cleanable. And then you can go around about your day. Yeah, but in Italy, you know, it's a veal scallopini, pizza pasta, red wine. Old carbs and mush. Yeah, it's not going to be good. Yuck.

So after one round, the house there, off to a flyer, Roscoe and Lauren at the school, Grace on one, but the house out in front on two. On the house. Okay. it's so embarrassing we had a new guest and I'm like oh forget this

how stupid this is you come on you're like I actually won my own podcast guys sorry thanks for coming oh did I not

did I fully forgot to do the bit I forgot to explain the show what were we talking about we're having a good conversation we have too much fun this is episode 188 that's never happened before

I'll tell you now so this is this is how the scoring works if your fake answer is guest by the other contestant another point you get another point if you correctly guess the answer and I'm also playing as a house I've put it into my own fake answers for each question

with help with the question writer and I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose so each of us can score up to three points per round which seems fair but it probably apparently actually favours me the house though if you listen to previous episode you'll know this is not necessarily the case that the house always wins

to even things out the guests get triple points in the final round and our questions come from my great Patreon support is if you want to submit a question, sign up at patreon.com slash do you on pod, linked in the show notes. And also, the tickets for the live 200th episode are now on sale. It's on the 27th of June, the basement comedy club in Melbourne. There's a patron pre-sale. A lot of the tickets already sold, so get on board.

And also, while we're plugging stuff, three of you are all, are you all in Sydney? Yeah. I think that'll be, yeah. So this is coming out Monday. So you'll be coming up this week. This week. I'm in Sydney and great too. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm doing shows at the Comedy Store 2, Comedy Store 2, 2 Fast, 2 Furious, Tokyo Drift. I think is his full title. I've never been to Sydney before. I'm excited. I've seen it. It's a nice room. Oh, I thought he meant Sydney and it's good.

I've seen it, Sydney. Oh, you've never been to Sydney? No. All right, question two. It comes from Fay Bates from Connecticut. And for this one, you've just got to come on with a fake species of bird. Oh. Don't have to describe it or anything.

Just the name. of a species of bird. Any species of bird. Any species of bird, but not a real one. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on that Italian insult. Katie writes, first off, the Italian vocabulary is so rich with diversity in history.

Like any language, the culture has a great deal of influence on the architect of its words and phrases. For example, you'll find that insulting someone in Italian is largely made up of cursing a family member or a religious figure. Or a lawnmower. Yeah, or a hired helper. The latter is because of Italy's Catholic majority. The length of one's cursing is also a big contributor to how great an insult is.

While English swear words tend to be short to the point, the best Italian insults are sentences long. I like that. It adds to sort of a creative writing atmosphere. Yeah. Of a country. Well, it's a romantic language. You know, they've got to keep it going.

To just say one word is like a waste. I need to be specificity. I don't speak any Italian to even riff on it. Hello? Oh. Hey, I'm, I fucking slipped it. I'm so sorry. I can be on my way right now.

No, I think you're all good. It's nearly over, dude. It's nearly done. Oh, fuck. Can I go in one round? Can I, no, no, no, I can't. Well, can you just... I can't join one round this.

Wait, just... Yeah, you can... If you, uh, can you just, uh, can you just, uh, text me a fake bird species? Yeah. Yeah, and I'll put you in this round. Yeah. Uh, and this one, I guess for you, this is worth, uh, what's time six? Because this will be your only round of six.

If he wins this, you're right? I can even put you on your own microphone. Can you, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Yeah, that's so good. Oh, my God, this is amazing. There is, for listeners, there is a phone lying in front of a microphone and the phone is wearing headphones.

And that's David. All right. The answers are. Here is question two. Which of these are real species of bird? Everyone playing for single points apart from David, whose points are worth time six. He's playing for all the points.

Glorious mud swallow. Ash-breasted tit-tirrant. No. Snifter of belief. Gray split bill. Belgian rough neck. The sparkle tit. or Lop-Billed Grakall

All right Lauren, do you want to go first? Um, what was the rough neck? Belgian rough neck? The Belgian roughneck. Or maybe the split grey bill but then maybe that's too,

though, that's too boring. No, let's say the Belgian rough neck. Belgian rough neck. Man, it's so funny. I can just feel like when, People like dive in between different answers.

Yeah. It's just, you're playing with people's emotions. I know. I really want to keep people on the edge of their seats. But how, how, how many questions have we had so far?

Sorry, I just looked at the little phone wearing headphones talking into the microphone. How, how many, how many questions so far are we? And what's the matter of the game? Like windows.

Oh, God. We've had two questions so far, David. How long are we... Yeah, it is pretty early doors. Okay, okay, okay. So we're early doors. We're not at the final. We're not, okay, we're not at the final.

That's good to know. That's good to know. Do you see Sparkletit? Sparkletit was there? Sparkletit was in there. Sparklete was in there. Yeah, you want to have a guest, David? No, no, no, no.

Sorry, I'm just saying. No, no, no. I'm just speaking it out. All right, Grace, is your turn. Just speaking out. What were any of them again? Glorious Excuse me

Glorious mud swallow Ironically wasn't able to then Ash breasted tit tyrant Snifter of belief Grey split bill Belgian rough neck Sparkle tit Lop billed grackle

The tit tyrant sounds like a red herring You know Which is a fish But is it that is a fish But also Then I'm like What if that's

What if it's just like a really big tyrant Like a big tit like a bird, like a sort of tit bird, but larger, larger than the rest of them. Kind of pushes the others around kind of thing. Like the big red one in Angry Birds? Yeah, exactly. And I'm sure they're all tits.

I don't know what bird they are supposed to be. Okay. But the yellow one can't be, surely, when it goes up and then fires in a line. God, I don't know the characters of Angry Birds. I didn't know they had specific, so there's characteristic. Yeah, there's a whole law.

Oh my God. There's a little... At least one movie, isn't it? Yeah, there's a little... There's a little... The blue one splits into three separate birds. He does? Yeah, that's not even...

You don't even see that in real life. You nearly never see that. But there's only... What you really need to know about the Angry Birds is that they are angry and they have a right to be. Oh, okay. And it's sort of... Is someone taking their land? Is that what it is?

Yeah, it's a geopolitical kind of conflict. Okay. It's like an intergenerational trauma thing. They're all right for doing that. Yeah. Not the kind of bravery you would would have in a dream though, David. No, no, no, no.

Those angry birthday, they really believe in there. You're not passionate enough about land rights. That's just brilliant. I keep forgetting David, the Ford version of David is in the corner. I should be getting this on camera, but it's such a delicate setup down there. I'll take, I've got B-CAM.

It's a B-roll of David. Yeah, if you can film a bit of that, then I consider it a commenter to edit in. Okay, I'm going to go with the tit tyrant. Tit tyrant for grace. I want to believe. All right. Roscoe. So I think the last one sounds the most Australian.

What was that again? Lop-billed grackle. Yeah, it sounds like you would have like a fucking lot-billed grackles for days over here. It's so funny because when you say it, it feels really Scottish. No. No, but you're like, oh no, they, it's a lot bill greacle. You know, it's the greggly. But the other one, there was one, the grey split bill.

Gray split bill. I feel like that is a trick by grace because I think you're trying to, Darren Brown, it's like the grace plit bill. You put your name in it? You put yourself in there. Oh, I've done. A kind of Will Anderson thing. Yeah, you've done that.

Yeah, like that. And the others I don't really believe in. Um, I'm going to go for the last one. Lop-Billed Grackle. Yeah. Okay. Uh, that leaves just you, David. Okay, can we please go through them one more time?

Sure can. Glorious mud swallow. Ash-breasted tit tyrant. Snifter of belief. Gray split bill. Belgian rough neck. The Sparkle tit or Lop-Billed Grackle. Okay, so I think it's either like the first one or the one

before Sparkle Tit. The first one, can you name the first one again? Yeah, Glorious Mud Swallow. Glorious Mud Swallow, that's really crack up. That's really, really crack up. And then, but then the one before Sparkle Tit. The Belgian Roughneck. Yeah, the Belgian Roughneck.

Now, that's like, that sounds legit. But as you guys were saying, there's a lot of funny ones in there, so I'm guessing it's going to be a funny one. Yeah, I'm going to go with the first one All right, glorious mud swallow for David Okay, here's who wrote the answers Oh, Dave, before we get to the answers Are you doing Sydney Comedy Festival as well?

Yes, 23rd of April Oh, so good All four guests are going to be up in Sydney This exact week If you live in Sydney And you're listening to this as it comes out Today, you could buy tickets to all of us You could.

And it would be this week and you would have a really full week, but it would be a great week. It would be fun. It'd be such a nice week. Might be one of the great weeks. Sometimes you just spend a whole week going to work and going home and being like, what is my life? What's the point of being alive? You've got to have an activity on.

Yeah. Instead you could go to work and then go and sit in a little room and hear what I think about. What's the deal with living life? And be like, see, at least my job pays me. Yeah. You know, my life is hard. Things are rough. The economy, the war.

but my job gives me a wage just so that's awesome. Things could be worse. Grampian to be here. Yeah, you could be losing money trying to convince people to laugh. All right, here's the right, the answers. Snifter of belief, that was the house. The sparkle tit, that was Lauren. Mm-hmm.

The gray split bill, which Lauren was really considering. But then I realized that split bill is like a split-bill comedy show. Yes. And yeah, what bird, like what bird would that be? Yeah, I don't know. If it had its beak split in two, how would it eat worms? I don't know. Especially like a duck bill kind of thing with a ridge in the middle of it.

Yeah, that's all you can too. Oh, okay. No, yeah, that makes it. Yep. But, you know, I think a duck-belled platypus is just a duck that's been billed as a platypus. What is a duck bill? Is it just a platypus? What is a duck bill?

They used to add caveats to it because people didn't know what a platypus was. Now we're kind of... Pallipuses were actually older than ducks. They evolved first. So really a duck is a platypus built. Also, I think they were so mysterious. We didn't know if there were multiple kinds of platypus. Yeah.

Which is weird because we have two monotremes and there's only two monotremes. Like that's a whole genre of animal. What's the other one is echidna? Yeah. Echidna and platypus. They're just in a category of their own. Yeah. They're like, we don't belong to any other group.

They're iconic. They lactate miller. out of their skin glands. Milk and eggs. It's awesome. Freaking breakfast animals. Yeah. I felt like a very substance very strict.

Almost as if I was a person back and I was just about to accuse you of being a witch there because you said a word that I'd never heard and I narrowed my eyes. Grayish. It's confusion. At monitoring? He said monitoring and I was like, we were at the, you went to the sanctuary with us. I wasn't reading. Yeah, but the kid, we went to the echidna talk.

The echidna lady told us about the monitoring. I can't believe you attended in a kidna talk and you didn't even remember the key facts of the species. I wasn't listed or paid attention. I was going, look at that little spakey guy. Oh, there's a tree. That's so funny. And also the only venomous, they'd say this. Plotip was the only venomous Australian mammal.

Yeah, but it's not a mammal. Monotrim. Monotrim. Monotrim is like a subset. I think monotremes are mammals. Yes, yes, yeah. Yeah, but not all mammals are monotrims. No.

Very few are, it turns out. I was halfway through revealing that grey split bill was written by David Correos. Oh, wow. So you were so close to delivering a bunch of points to David. I can't believe I could have given this game to a phone wearing headphones. That's pathetic. Now, David went for the glorious mud swallow and I'm afraid David, that was written by Faye, question writer. So let's point to the house there. So you finish the game empty-handed,

I'm afraid. Now, Roscoe went for Lop-billed grackle. That was Grace. God damn it. I don't think we even have any grackles in Australia. I think there are northern hemisphere bird. Oh, that's a real bird. Even as a grackle? I've never heard a grackle. That's another one. Can I use that as a question, Lucas? A grackle is a kind of bird. Brackle is fantastic. I know it because American cartoons use it as a punchline. all the time. Did I say that the sparkle tip was written by Lauren? I don't know.

I think I'm really picturing that. Were you picturing a very sparkly tip? I've Googled Crackle. Like maybe a shining bird with a breast on it. A grackles is a scary looking bird. Birds, why grackles deserve more respect from the new outdoors. Oh, yeah, the piercing eyes. It's kind of a beautiful bird, but the eyes are full on.

Oh, I wouldn't want to wake up. It's like it's kind of a genus of a genus. It's kind of a genus of birds. It looks like a raven on Ozambic. Yeah, yes. Yes. Clavicular raven. Yes, it's looking for you, David.

Yeah, it's great. That's a great image. I'll send you the article, David. Now, Lauren went for Belgian roughneck. That was Roscoe. You don't believe it. I'm rough-necked here. Oh, no.

You've been rough-necked. Oh, my God. Grace went for ash-breasted teeth. Tit Tartran. Oh, sorry, yeah, Grace went for Ashbreast and Tit Tartrent, which is correct. Whoa.

Now I don't think that this was a fair round considering Grace knows every bird that's ever walked to air. I didn't know I had a lot of knowledge about birds until I started talking to other people and now I'm like, I think my family was very outdoorsy. Yeah, I think we can tell that you've got knowledge about birds just from looking at you.

I just thought I had an average amount of knowledge of birds. I went on a bird watching trip with a bunch of English people, which I do not recommend. At one point, they were looking at a bird, and they were like, we've discovered a new bird. I was like, that's the most English thing I've ever seen in my life. You've not discovered a new bird just because it's not on your worksheet. It's just a different bird. They saw a magpie lark. They were like, we've seen a magpie. We can tick it off. I was like, that's not a magpie. It's a magpie lark. And they were genuinely like, doesn't it count? I was like, it's a different bird. Oh, my God. They look different. Fucking

idiots. That's so fucking embarrassing. It's like, oh my God. And they were like, oh, Oh, there's a magpie. It's a working magpie. Are you seriously? I wanted to take the worksheet off. That's so fucking pathetic. It turns out I know a lot about birds.

Yeah. Who news? David, I don't know how long you want to hang on the line for. I mean, obviously, you're welcome to stay. But you're also very welcome to go. Thank you so much for having me, guys. Thank you for including me from one round. It was really good to have you.

The next round actually would be, I was thinking it would be unfair to have you on anyway because it is about a Pokemon. Yeah, that would be pretty brutal. But also Grace is good. Oh. And Roscoe knows a Pokemon. Oh, no.

Lauren is... I know, no, no, I could know Pokemon. I've played some Pokemon. My boyfriend's autistic. My boyfriend recently listed all the Pokemon from memory to me because I was trying to do that with Red Hot Chili Pepper's songs on the album Stadium Arcadium

to prove that I knew the whole album Stadium Arcadium and he said well I could probably list all of the Pokemon from memory wow and he did okay well this is going to be an interesting round or really dull because you're all going to know the answer but um um fucked i original cartoon 150 150 oh yeah we're deep that's where um and then we're in the 800s for this one after that i started taking drugs so i got really cool really fast well thanks so much for dropping in david we'll have to do another full episode sometimes soon. Yes, have to Nick some locks on a dream. All right. Catch you guys later. Bye.

Love you. See you. Love you. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. So question three. I was going to, I'm so stupid. I'm like, I should film it on my phone, but that is my phone. That's your phone. It's going to be very difficult to do. So I appreciate you. I got it. Getting that, Grace. All right. So question three comes from Helena Kirk from Birmingham, and the question is, what is the name of Pokemon number 885? Oh my God.

So you basically just make up a Pokemon name. Okay. We're not even. But now that you know, well, the idea is that you're not going to know the answers. That's the hope. Yeah. We've streets so far from the path of the original 150.

Yeah, yeah. 8.8. That's, my boyfriend did not list 800. Okay. I was going to say. I think it was the original whatever 150. Okay. while you're writing your answers

here's some more info about the tit tyrant according to Faye the tyrant flycatchers derive their name from the first member of the family to land a Latin name the eastern kingbird Mark Catsby called the bird the tyrant after observing its fearless and sometimes flagrant behavior

towards larger birds other king birds and large flycatchers can also be quite aggressive more retiring members of the family like the tit tyrant come along for the taxonomic ride So they're just, they're not even tyrants. They're just named because they're vaguely related to some tyrannical birds.

Wow. That's what happens when. That feels like a smear campaign. Yeah, yeah. Or when a woman has an opinion, you know, like that's. What? All right. The answer is room for question number three.

What is the name of Pokemon number 885? Blot. Hogflare. Anginaikana. Dreepy. Sprinkler. Or Mr. Fancy. Oh.

Blort, Pogflare, Angina, Icana, Dreepy, Sproinkler, Mr. Fancy. All right, Grace. I do think that Dreepy is a Pokemon. Right. And also maybe Sprinkler. Okay. But I didn't think that they were that far along in the list. Dreepy.

Am I wrong? But you can't be naming a Pokemon that's like, oh, actually, Actually, DREP is 881. Like, that would be, that would be egregious. That would be rude. Do you do that kind of shit on this part? It's happened a couple of times. And it has torn the listenership apart.

Yeah, you do that sick bullshit. Corios did it with a Pokemon question to Ben Russell. You can't do that. Last year. Ben Russell. He sucked Ben right in. And, yeah. He can't be doing things like this to Ben Russell.

He can't cope. Yeah, no, no, no. He can't. The funny thing was at the start, his advice to David, because his first episode he goes, and Ben's on all the time, he goes, the best lies are based in truth. And then David did one like that. And they were so angry about it from memory, which is pretty fun. I mean, I like, yeah, I don't know. They have a drozy.

They do. They do. Yeah. Original gay. Like, I'm going to go with Sprinkler. I think that would be a pig that is water type. A water type pig. So, yeah.

Yeah, I can see it now. Yeah. Does it tail, his tail goes around and shoots water? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great stuff, Grace. That's really good imagery. Yeah. They're out of its nose.

I love that. Oh, yeah, of course. It would have to do that as well. Sproinkler and Dropy were also the two that stuck out to me. Roscoe first. What was it? Was it Pogflare? Pog flare, yeah.

Now, I feel like going for that, because sprunkler and drapey sound like too much of oh you know these are normal they have they've abandoned all principle and i'm aware that some of them are just like a haunted like tea kettle and stuff there's one called i like the haunted tea kettle and it's a bread dog see see they have abandoned any sense of yeah at that point it's off the rails i like the bread dog i think he's nice. Also there's an apple pie dinosaur and I like him a lot. No, no.

The new ones, you know that monster from Pan's Labyrinth? Sometimes I feel like I wish I could be that with my hands in my eyes but I would turn it into the holes in my skull and just look at my own brain and scream when I look at the new poker. A hog

pog flare seems like the exact kind of nonsense they would come up with now because they're not even trying. They're like, oh, Pogflare, it's something, it's, it's something that looks like something that exists already. And there's a slain on it. Apparently, there's like a husband, a wife team who comes up with a lot of them and they just sit in a room with a whiteboard until they have done the whole next generation.

Wow. That's awesome. We're like just matching two ideas together. That's beautiful. That's so sweet. What a romantic life. They need to divorce. We need to start.

I love you so much. What if we created little freaks at all the time? What have we thought up ideas for little creatures that are freaks? I hope that's a real fact. I love that. I often, yeah, someone told them out and I believe it. And then you just repeat it, you never check it. I do that too.

I believe them to be fully sober. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just who, this is just who they are. LA sober at least. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Lauren, what do you reckon? Is it crazy to choose the same? Because if I choose the same one as grace and we're right, then it's good.

But if we're wrong, then we are like, you know, really handing the bag to someone. That's right. Sproinkler and was it Dreepy? Dreepy, yeah. Maybe it's because they were just in a row. And Pogflare is good too. You know what? I might just go sproinkler as well.

Double sproenclure. Yeah, we're both going to go sproenclure. Yep. All right. Locked in. He's wrote the answers. Blort, that was the house. Mr. Fancy.

That was Rosco. So fun, there isn't a Mr. someone, isn't it? Mr. Maim? Mr. Maim, yeah. And he's like in the original. Like he's like very early. Very, very early they went with Mr. Mime.

Mr. Fancy is so good. Yeah. I hope they're listening. Yeah. Yeah. Mr. Fancy, but I have a problem with Mr. Mame because I believe you'll be Goliere trained. Yeah. And I'm just like you, I'm sickies.

I too hate Mr. Mime and Goliere. Well, no one could be Goliard trained anymore. He's done. Rast in peace. Wow. Mr. I scream at people. Until they get their dicks out.

And yeah. Angina Icarna. That was Grace. Sorry that I really had to stop and... I don't know. As soon as I saw it written down, I was like, this isn't it. I was like, what if it's a heart attack Pokemon? You know what I mean?

Yeah. Because I mean, I knew what angina was, obviously, because I've seen 19 seasons of Grace and Adam. Yeah, of course. You can't just put a heart condition down and not think that... But you know, they've got bread dogs. They got... They got...

pineapple, apple pie dinosaurs. You think they're going to have a heart attack Pokemon? I mean, you know, kids are dealing with a lot of stuff. These, this husband and wife is one of them's like, I'm got it, we, I've got an idea. Hold on. Roscoe went for Pogflare. That was Lauren.

Yes. Which made that Lauren's first points on the show. Yes, yes, yes. And Lauren and Grace went for sproenclor. I'm afraid that was Helena. Brutal. What? Who is that?

She's not even here. She brought the question to our attention. She's not even a phone on with headphones on. And that means I'm afraid. And it feels like you all kind of knew it. Oh, no. Dreepy is the real one. I knew it.

I should have done Dereeby. I can picture him. He's a dragon. He's a dragon? See, to me, because I just, I don't follow it all. To me, Dripi is just a funny name. No, I've seen him. But you're like, that's a very real Pokemon name.

Oh, I knew it. I was picturing this exact guy. Can I see? Oh, oh, I'm sitting there. I've seen him before. I don't have like a lizard head. I was gaslit because I didn't realize he was in that 800s. Yeah, he seems legitimate.

He seems like he's been around a long time. Dreepy is funny. That's a funny name. And then when he evolves, he gets like more lizards, but they sit on his head. He was like a stupid wee idiot that we gay. What do you reckon the husband and wife a thing? Like sleepy dragon? I think so, yeah.

Dreepy. Droopy. I can't believe this. Joking the husband and wife a woman. wife are just like fucking all day and they're like smoking cigarettes and then like pillow talking out

these Pokemon like I'm a droopy it's like a fucking lizard with like fins and shit like oh my god yeah let's go again go again all right the halfway mark

the scores are David on zero points maybe also rest in peace Rosco and Lauren on one a piece Grace on three Bound in front on five points It's the house.

And it was just like you said, Lauren, you delivered two house points there with your... Yeah. Sprinkler. Sprinkler. Which is as good fun as I try to look it up. I mean, that sounds pretty close. Freaking got us.

There's one called Sprinkler. Well, that's... What? Come on. But that is. Is that right? They're not even trying at that point. They can't. They can't.

Oh, no, they're not a thing. They're a thing in there, which I think are just sprinklers. Oh. But they've got their own page on... The Pokemon Wiki. Bulbopedia. Yeah, bulbopedia.

In the poker decks. Exactly. Actually. Question four comes from Sarah Faith White from Spartanburg, South Carolina. It's not a real place. Really place. I don't know. And Sarah's questions are two-parter.

She says, Charlotte North Carolina has a company that removes geese. What is the company's name and how do they go about removing the geese? Hmm. And while you're all, you're, writing your answers. Here's some more info about DREPie. Ooh, yeah, we can find out where his name comes from. Helena writes, as the name suggests, Dreepy's second evolution, Dragon Palt will launch Dreepees at max speed,

which Dreepees apparently enjoy. Dreepees are exceptionally weak in combat so much that on its own, a mere child could defeat it. However, it has the potential to become much stronger and evolve if it has friends to help it train. In the evening, groups of Dreepy fly at high speeds across the seas poking at other Pokemon underwater for fun. Dreepy was the inspiration for the naming of

Phryanachny Dreepy, a species of spider. The species name was chosen due to Dreepy's triangular head, which is reminiscent of the discovered spider. God, you... You got to remember... remember these spider people. The arachnology community are constantly finding new spiders. You think, oh, well, we've only got two monotrems.

It's so hard to find another guy. No, the bug people are fucking, they're discovering new species at a rapid rate. That's a crazy looking spot. It's wild. Where would he have been? Yeah. Where would he be that they didn't see him until now? And while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break.

All right, we're back. The answer in for question number four. Charlotte, North Carolina has a company that removes geese. What is the company's name and how do they go about removing the geese? Here are options. Geese Lightning. They use electromagnetic devices to encourage geese to move to different locales and fast. That's option one, option two.

Sounds like they torment the geese. Honk be gone. They remove the geese with the sounds of other animals. Oh, that's smart. Option three, goose busters. A border collie chases the geese. away. Option four,

Go Go Go Go Go Gooose. They remove the geese by installing speakers temporarily that play a loud proprietary tone that is unappealing to geese. Then you got Honk Patrol. They use a complex web of a lassoos to remove the geese. No. Or finally, nooses for gooses. Oh, no.

They capture the geese before hanging them in the public square while bloodthirsty locals cheered. Yeah. All right. So we're back to you, Roscoe. Ghees Lightning. Honk be gone. Goose Busters. Go Go Go Goose.

Honk Patrol or nooses for goooses. Well, in my personal experience, I have saw a goose kill itself before. Uh-huh. Intentionally? With a knife? No. Not with a knife. Not intentionally.

And my nursery, they had a flagpole. And obviously the top of it wasn't cat. Oh my God. And there was like a. a goose that lived on this little kind of and it went up and it got its head trapped in the top of the flagpole. When you said the nursery like when you were a little child?

This is like an early memory. This is a formative memory of seeing a broken neck goose on top of a flagpole and just being like, fuck. They should put a cap on the flagpole. They should have done it. They should not be an empty pole. Yeah, they just never thought that a goose would put his head down there.

That seems like something like, you know when your mom like thinks of like the worst case scenario. She's like, don't run around with a lollipop in your mouth because you'll fall over and then the stick will get stabbed into the back of your esophagus. You know like that? It's like, we need to put a cap on the flagpole because a goose might stick its head in there

and it'll break its neck. Oh my God, Mama. Yeah, it's going to create a traumatic formative memory and then this guy's going to have to do stand-up comedy. Like, you know, like, no one's thinking of that. Mums are always right. But they'd be right. They're always, they're always on the right path.

Yeah. I say that. So just out of pure, you know, lived experience, I'll go for the nurses for gosies, even though I'm not entirely sure that they would be out there, you know, killing these geese or making them commit suicide. Well, yeah, and how much, do you know Charlotte, North Carolina, have you been there?

Is it the kind of place who would publicly execute birds? Listen, America's a strange place. In history, they may have lynched others. Yeah, it feels like a kind of methadone situation for public hangings. They're like, we're so used to doing this, but we're not allowed to do it how we prefer. Yeah, we've got to attack geese. Yeah.

I believe people from Hull in the UK are called monkey hangers. Oh, that's, uh, that's, yeah, it was Hull the county. I think it was Hull, yeah, because they hung a monkey. Yes, because they thought it was a French spy. Yeah, what? So they hung a monkey. If the monkey was a spy? So the, the, uh, local football mascot is named Hengis the monkey.

Yeah. I know about this guy. A monkey hangers. That feels in poor taste. Hartleypool. Heartley pool. Is that in hull? No, no, that's Hartleypool of monkey hangers.

But I can understand why you would think a monkey is a French spy because what do monkeys famously say, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, and that is so close to uh, uh, la la, you know, like, uh, uh, uh, is, you would go, if you were listening properly, you'd like, uh, the story, the story is that they'd never, they'd never seen a Frenchman before. So I just thought. And the monkey was. was like a mascot on a French ship wearing the uniform. Oh,

that seems like a very French monkey. No, 100% hang it. Just for safety. Was the monkey like smoking cigarettes? Oh, yeah. Very sex positive. Yeah, it was a very sexual monkey. Sort of, if you've seen Better Man, the Robbie Williams film.

Yeah, yeah. The monkey was doing cocaine. Right. But the listener, Roscoe is doubled over. I never thought I was going to hear it was a very sexual monkey sometimes this is my job

this is great we're paying to be here paying to be here yeah yeah for listeners I guess have to pay me to come on so Rosco's going for nooses for goooses Lauren what do you reckon

I quite like the border collie one because Goose Busters Yeah, it seems quite real. Like people do have like farm dogs that are trained to do stuff and dogs chase away. You know, like that's like a working dog. Yeah. Production.

Yeah, Rob Sitch is there. Yeah, yeah. So a bit of inside baseball. That is an Australian comedy production company. But, yeah, I'm going to say, was it Goosebusters with the Border Collie? Yep. Let's do that. I like that.

Awesome, and Graves. I was also going to say the board of. Which of course you can. But it feels, because it just, it feels the most like, sometimes with these you kind of invent a kind of science fiction scenario where it's like, what if there was a loud noise that we played? It's not a specific noise that gooseers don't like. But it's like, have you met people and like kind of small businesses

and how councils run? They own, there's, it's. They get a dog. It's certainly just two guys have a border collie and the border collie chases the geese away. And they came up with a bit of a pun. And it's called goose busters. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going with that as well.

Sorry if we're once again giving two points to the house. Playing right in my hands. Here's who wrote the answers. Geist Lightning with the electromagnetic devices. That was Sarah, the question writer. Okay, the house. Go-Go Goose. That was Lauren.

Thank you. Good stuff. Real fun to say. Honk Patrol, which I also love with the complex web of lassoos. That was grace. Yeah. Seems like a rope situation. Honk be gone

Using the sounds of other animals That was Rosco I thought that was good That's also very smart I would have thought No one pecked it though Not good enough Not that good

No Now Roscoe went for nooses For Gooses I'm afraid that was the house I'm like no one's picking this It's just a bit of a joke cancer But I mean Nobody else is so a dead

Goose in the flag I know I know You have additional context Yeah And that does mean That Lauren and Grace are correct It is Goosebusters.

Yes. See, the most simplest solution is true. Occam's Razor. I trust a border collie with most jobs. Yeah. So going to the... Data entry? Yes.

Okay. So two rounds ago, this goes a Rosco on one. Lauren on two, Grace on four, but down front on six points it's the house. Now, question five. Penalternabot question here comes from Rachel Ball from London. So I don't know if you have a bit of... You live in London, don't you, Grace?

Yes. So you might have inside info now. Do you know her? So Rachel's question is London-based. In 1997, how did artist Rick Buckley decide to protest against the rise of CCTV on the streets of London? He did some sort of an artist who did a protest. What was his protest? Against CCTV.

I guess spray painting the cameras is too niche, too simple of an answer. And while you're writing your answer, I see some more info about Goosebusters. This is from their website. A specially trained border collies offer an environmentally friendly, safe and compassionate way to manage problem geese. Their instinct is to hurt, not attack.

They can quickly persuade even the most stubborn geese to find another place to live. When these dogs are given special training to exacting standards, they can be used as a safe and humane way to remove problem geese. Their famous predator stance combined with an intense gaze

or eye can quickly intimidate the geese into leaving. Geese that go into the water are followed by the border collie, making them eventually feel so unsafe that they choose another place to live. I made myself giggle with more an answer there. Love that. And it feels great. That is good fun.

Yes. It's a bit of fun. Okay. So the answer is in for question number five. In 1997, how did artists Rick Buckley decided protest against the rise of CCTV on the streets of London. He and a contingent of 100 artists wore Princess Diana masks and walked the streets. It's option one.

Option two. In 1997? In 1997. Okay. Option two gathered a bunch of people who looked the same, dressed them in the same outfits and moved them as a group through London, passed newly installed security cameras. And 1997? In 1997?

Option three. He added noses to 35 buildings around the city centre where security cameras had been installed to make the point that they were. was sticking their nose into people's business. That was 97. That wasn't 97. He staged a mock paparazzi mob accidentally running Princess Diana off the road. He put a TV in the CC as in S-E-A. Okay.

Yep. Next. Maybe that's not the one that happens making me gag. but it in situ and it really doesn't sound as good as I thought at my head how does he put this against CCTV, put it's a TV in the Cici and said you

sounds funny but just no no no no it didn't work no no no no I was nearly crying when I wrote that if I did write that but you know sometimes these things turns out it's just for you or finally he created

a cloak of invisibility which was actually a sheet with fuck off painted on it. All right. So Lauren, you'll go. You've got the 100 artists in Dinah masks. You've got dressing all the sam moving around in front of all the cameras. You've got the adding noses to the buildings.

You got the mock paparazzi mob that ran Princess Diana off the road. You got he put the TV in the CC or you got the cloak of invisibility. I like, the first two, like, because it's kind of like a group of people doing something, which is very 90s. Flash mob. Yeah, early flash mob. Like that installationy performance arty sort of thing. So did Diana die in 97?

Yeah. Is that, so I wonder, yeah, before, so the Diana thing could be, if it was like right at her death. But maybe I might do the, everyone dress the same because that's like the statement on, like, okay. I see, I, sorry, I do have a fine arts degree. Yeah. So I can see the sort of intention behind that public disruption performance piece.

Okay. And Grace? I like the noses on the building. It sounds very English. It does sound very British, yeah. Get your nose out of my business. All right. Yeah, I like the noses.

All right. Locked in and Roscoe? If I pick my own one, do I get a point? I'm afraid you're not able to do that. He's like the system. I like the cloak. I know it's probably not, but you know, Diana,

you know, you know, it was a shame. It was the only time I ever seen my dad cry, which was interesting. Something. It was just like, it was a shame for her.

Yeah. But, so I'm going to completely disregard all the Diana stuff and go to the cloak of invisibility, but it's just a sheet with fuck off written on it. All right.

That's good, fun. I don't mind that as well. Locked in. Here's her at the answers. Love how you played this. Lauren asking if that was your Princess Diana died because the Princess Diana masks was Lauren. It was me. Wow.

That was ice cold. I even considered my own answer. I was like, well, they're both quite good. I asked. I really wish it paid off because that would, it was, you deserved a point for that performance. Thank you. I asked what year it was because I figured she died around then. Yeah.

But then I got the information and I was like, well, this is not helped me at all. Yeah. I don't know when she died. She died. I think it was like August or September because it was. But the Saints won a game to finish on top of the ladder in 97 the day she died. So I associate the Sam. The Saints don't often finish on top of the ladder.

Are they related, these two incidents? I assume so. I think it was like, yeah, it would have been late, like maybe September or like, yeah, later because I know that she bought, I mean, in the crown, she's wrapping up Christmas presents. Oh, God. And she bought Prince Harrier a PlayStation for Christmas that year. How are you going to PlayStation? They were doing well, eh?

He put the TV in the CC That was Roscoe. Really? Did you write that? It was just so, and the Mormon I was so happy with it. Yeah, yeah. The mock paparazzi that ran Princess Diner off the road.

That was the house. Now, Lauren went for the group of people wearing the same outfits. That was Grace. That's a good piece. Thank you. Roscoe went for the cloak of invisibility. That was Rachel, the question writer. Oh, fuck you, Rachel.

Meaning grace is correct. was the nose one. Yes. Now, we've got to move on quickly to the last question because some of us have other places to go. It's fine. It's just the one-hour podcast who's taking two hours. I never said one hour. I think you did.

It's fine. This podcast has never gone for an hour, so that would be a blatant line. Final question comes from Dogmata from British Columbia. And his question is, what is the synopsis of the film, therapy for a vampire? Oh. So this would be a longer answer, Lauren, two or three sentences. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is a brief?

Synopsis for the film Therapy for a Vampire. While your answers are being written, here is some more info about Rick Buckley's noses. And this is worth triple points as well. Going to the final round, it is tight at the top. Ross go on one, Lauren on two, Grace on sixth, House on seven points.

According to Rachel, although I originally added in the 90s, seven of the noses and ears are still there today and go unnoticed by most people. I used to work in Soho around the corner from one of the noses and spotted it one day on a coffee run and decided to try and find out why it was there. I like the urban myths that have sprung up about why they were there, that would make them seem much older than they are. Richard Jones writes in 1997 the surveillance cameras were drawing an awful lot of criticism since many people were started. to view them as a huge step closer to a big brother state. Whereas the less artistic amongst us might choose to protest with acts of wanton vandalism, Rick Buckley decided to go for a far more subtle, and it must be said, humorous approach. And thus it came to pass that the concept of the seven noses of Soho was born.

Inspired by the activities of the situationists, artists and writers who would perform sporadic illegal actions, Rick decided to quite literally put his nose to the groundstone and set out, are to place plaster of Paris and polymer casts of his own nose on various structures across London right under the noses, so to speak, of the liberty-threatening CCTV cameras. When you're back, if you just happen to be near one,

I'd love to get a photo of you with one of the noses. I mean, yeah, I'll find some noses. All right, answering for the final question. What is the synopsis of the film therapy for a vampire? Rose is the most popular girl in school, and that's exactly what her best friend Vicky loves about her, because as it turns out, Vicky is a psychic vampire feeding off her friend's success.

But will the drain be too much for Rose to take? That's option one. Option two, an animated film about a family of leeches and their attempt to rehabilitate their black sheep leech child who refuses to suck blood. Option three, horror comedy film about following vampire Count Gazzar von Koznam, who's visiting groundbreaking neurologist,

Zigmund Freud, because he's bored of his life and frustrated of the eternally long relationship with his wife Elsa. Then you have a young man has turned a vampire against his will and then has to grapple with the ethics of killing. He seeks help from a psychiatrist and forms a relationship with them wherein the psychiatrist not only offers therapy but also their blood. Well finally...

Seems like poor boundaries from the therapist there. It's very unprofessional. Finally, a vampire turns up at a therapist's office but the therapist is running late. The vampire has to sit and wait and read the magazines. All right, Grace, what do you reckon? I like the one where Freud is a character. Yeah.

It feels like a genre of film that exists where Freud was a character. Yeah. That he used to just sort of turn up as like a fun... I feel like Freud used to be a fun punchline for people. Yeah, he's got a very cartoony look. Yeah, right. Probably easy for low-budget films. And vibe.

His whole thing is like, yeah you do that because you want to fuck your mom that's funny yeah yeah it's a good good bit his whole thing was bits about like why people are the way they are I'm going with the Freud one

what about you Rusco it's hard to say really I'm still reeling from the TV and the CC thing personally you know really killed me and said

and I knew as soon as I was like, why would I say that? But I think the, what was the first one again? The popular girl in school having her energy sucked. Yeah, why not? Yeah,

popular girl in school gets the energy sucked. I'm pretty, I mean, that's the thing, yeah? Yeah. It happens. I think that can happen for sure. All right, lockdown and Lauren. I like the Freud one too, but now we actually, we didn't align on that. We've aligned a bit, haven't we?

One correctly and one incorrectly. So like, do we go again? Do we, do we just, let's align. I'm going to do the Freud one too. Because it is, it's historical, you know. It's a bit midnight in Paris. You know, is he going back into, can the vampire time travel or is he just in the, is it a period piece? Seems like a low budget costume.

Yeah, yeah. And you take out mobile phones from movies that makes the plot easier. It really does. Yeah. All right. Answers are locked in. Here's who wrote the answers. The one where the vampire has to just sit and read magazines in the office.

That was Roscoe. I'd watch that. Loves it. It did seem performance. I felt like you were inspired by the kind of conversation around performance art. Carpark episode of Seinfeld kind of thing. Yeah, there's a TV channel on the hotel, on the TV in my hotel where I'm here that just plays Seinfeld all day.

So I've been watching that. Nice. Yeah, that's Australian television. Yeah. That's just said that's ABC. Yeah. It just plays Seinfeld all day. No, no.

That's Channel 10. That's the TV. That's what we have. That's cool. It breaks for the news, but it's that. A couple of episodes of Friends, you know. That's just saying King Charros has, his fingers have exploded off his body. And now back to the vampire.

The vampire against his will, that was Lauren. Thank you. Thank you. The animated Leach family, which I love. That was great. Thank you. Roscoe went for Rose being the most popular girl in school, but I'm afraid that was a question writer,

dog martyrs. God damn it. You've gone with the question writers. They get me every time. They're the ones who've got the most time to write them too. They're not under pressure. They're thinking specifically of people who have brains like me to track me. That's right.

And that does mean that Grace and Lauren are once again correct as a team. It is the one about vampire count Gezavon. Kostrom and Sigmund Freud. I can't believe this. Girl power. So that means you get three points for that. As I quickly add up the scores, I can say this movie's got

kind of okay reviews. 63% critic approval, 60% audience on Rottenmothers. Is there any names in it? What are the actors? Ooh, good question. Turns Dracula. Sigman Freud. A review by Martha Kay Baker reads,

it's therapy for a vampire, makes fun of vampires, but you have to like love them enough to laugh of them. Otherwise, you have to have elastic eyes that roll well. Who, cop that. Wow. What does that mean? I don't really.

I think it means if you're not in a vampires, you'll be like, Oh, you'll be like, oh, okay. All right, final score check. David, still on zero points, which makes a lot of sense, seeing he died quite a while ago. Rosco on one. Lauren, uh, moves up with those triple points there to five points. Huge.

The house on seven, but out in front of nine points, it's Grace Jarvis. Whoa! Have I ever won this before? I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if you won every time you've been on, to be honest. If you just ask me bird questions, then I'll, you know, I'll thrive. So before we got to wrap up, but where can people find you?

You can find me at Grace Jarvis. Oh, no. On everything, basically. And if you're in Sydney, I believe I'm at the Enmore Theatre this week, 27th, 28th. And then Edinburgh? No, wait, no, 23rd, 24th, I believe it is. And then Brisbane on the 27th, which is next Monday.

And then Edinburgh, yes. Yeah, sick. And Lauren? I am on socials, Lauren Y. Bonner. And yes, I am in Sydney at the factory theatre this week, 22, 23, 24. I think it's at like 7pm or something, doing a show. Come along. Yeah, go up to Lauren and talk to her about gays.

after the show. And how to get rid of them. Yeah, yeah. And Roscoe? Yeah. Sydney, I'm on my Instagram is Roscoe McLelland.

Good luck spelling that. Too many Cs and else doing not a lot of work. And not as many S's as you think. No, just one. Just one is in there, you know. None of the Cs are capitalised. You think one of them would be, but they're not.

No, no, one of them is, but the one after the M is the small floating sea that we put in there to confuse the English. Yeah. And they go, why is that up there? We can't get. it if it's up there. And yeah, and I'm in Sydney,

and then I'm in New Zealand, and I'm in Ireland, and then I'm in, it turns out I'm doing a tour. Yeah, I'm going to say this is a tour. That's a tour. And then I'll be in Boston, getting so drunk,

and then London, and then Edinburgh. And then I'll do it again. I'm doing Sydney and Melbourne and I was like, that's a tour, baby. That's a tour. Thanks so much for joining.

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We won't wear headphones, right? I normally do. It's up to you. Are you guys going to? I love hearing people's voices so clearly in my ears. That might help actually because I will be honest and say that I kind of struggle to understand Scottish accents sometimes. Oh yeah, I can. I can slow it down.

No, no. I won't. You just do. I can. I mean, it's a competitive podcast, you know. That could be an advantage for you. I also mumble and stuff, so you might not understand me. Yeah.

No, no, no. I'm, well, the only people are. There's a man in Scotland called Django, and he speaks. He's funny. And then what the fuck is this guy? You're pretty good. I can actually, I can understand you. That sounds almost Australian.

That sounds all right. That'd be clear at all right. Ask Christopher about Django, who used to manage the Archie's and the rotunda, it comes up, it would come up to him, they're like, she knew, you know, for now,

I don't know, yeah, man. Is that the guy that tried to sell him shoes in a train station? I don't know. Oh, okay. It was possible. How would that sound?

How would I say, do you have any shoe? Does Larry Dane have a stronger accent than you, do you think? No, Larry Dean's secretly posh. Oh, really? Because I feel like,

he's someone that I couldn't understand. Really? What's his particular, what's his city? Glasgow. Glasgow. He's from Hamilton, which is just, it's near where I grew up, basically. We're just on the outskirts of Glasgow. That's, um, that's, you're a bit posh as well?

No, no, I'm from the town. I'm from one of the towns next to. Adjacent. But Hamilton's not a posh area. It's just, it has. like a fee pay in school. But the area itself is a fucking, it's a disgrace. So, yeah, just for the answers, you'll just DM me on Insta.

Okay. And just, yeah, obviously don't do it to the group chat. Because you're trying to trick the other two with your fake answers. Okay. And this is edited by a guy called Connor. So if you want anything edited out, just. say so and yeah anything else you know grace was on just a couple weeks ago anything else i need to tell them grace you're like asking trivia questions and we dm the

we don't say the answer yeah exactly you damn a fake answer you have to make up an answer so i'll ask a question that hopefully you don't know the answer to like it's meant to be pretty obscure trivia okay if you do know you're just sort of fake that you don't i'm gonna know yeah if i know your you know a lot of stuff i actually went on the chase Whoa. Is that true? Yeah, I did. How'd you go? I thought it would be funny and it was.

We didn't win, but anyone who knows about the chase will know that it's like heavily weighted against the contestants. So I really carried the team, but we didn't win. I used to work for it as a fact checker. Oh, yeah? Because I was Justin Hamilton works for them. And that's when he was like, you should just go on. And I was like, that would be funny. And I applied.

And like, it was like a whole year until I went on and I was like, is it still funny? Wow. Sick. All right. Shall we begin? Yes. I was supposed to do, oh, I was supposed to do an actual tour tour of it, you know, like multiple cities, blah, blah, blah. And then Scotland made it to the World Cup.

And I was like, cancel that. I'm going. This has never happened since I was eight years old. Oh, amazing. I'll be there. So you go to America? I've got to Boston for three days. It's costing me 2,000 pounds.

It's very expensive. which is like a million Australian dollars. Yeah, a million of your dollary dues. It's like $4,000 Australian dollars and that still seems cheaper than what it would cost us. Yeah. That actually seems very cheap. Really?

Yeah, well, fun. Flights included, not bad, not bad. I guess it's a lot closer. What is it? What's the flight? Yeah. It's like, well, we're going from Dublin because we're smart because, oh, and I can see that so freely here.

Because back home, you're not supposed to talk about Ireland doing anything bad, but Ireland actually have a horrific deal with the US government where they will let people fly via Dublin airport, Shannon Airport, I believe, and they can clear US immigration there. And the payback is that Ireland will let America fly people via Dublin without checking who they've got on the plane. So they can kidnap someone for the Middle East and refuel in Dublin. and go on.

Why can't you be checked? What have you done? Well, why can I be checked? I'm just taking advantage of this horrific Irish deal that they have with America. Which means it's cheaper? Which means you can get in with it? It means that I don't have to do US immigration in the US. I'll have people do it in an Ireland.

So if they want to throw me back, I'm an Ireland. It's not too big a problem. It's only across a kind of like. Yeah. So they don't check your social media for Trump. Trump posts and stuff Well I mean I only I can only assume they can

Because I went to Vegas in October To get absolutely fucked up And they pulled me aside at the other side And were gaslighting me asking me all crazy questions Oh fun Yeah the guy was like Oh so what happened So that's close to Australian

I can't remember Yeah who's this crocodile Dundee Like the TSA Welcome to America That's not a blaser It was like what happened with the police officer Last time you hear And I'm like that

Yeah, nothing. I didn't even, I didn't even, there was no notable police officer things last time, but then they took me in a little side room. My wife was very scared and then they let me out after a little bit of sweating. It is scary. Last time I was in America was like, you know, eight years ago or something. But in Las Vegas, I did drink so much that I went to hospital. And then I just left and I never paid a bill. And so now I think if I tried to go back to America, they would be like, you've got a hospital bill. And I would be like, I was drunk in 22. Did you have travel insurance? I did, but like it's been so long. But actually, you know what I looked up there is a statute of limitations on medical bills in Nevada. And I think I may have just surpassed it. Oh, congratulations.

I'm coming back. That's a good party to celebrate. Hell yeah. You don't even know how to drink as well. I went to that when we were young festival and I drank so much that at one point when blink when he took away to tour playing, I was like projectile vomit onto my boots for like 30 seconds.

And nobody behind me went, I was like I actually feeling bad as for you this is normal my mind run I remember from Italian was no non-sempre in retardo which meant no I'm not light oh that does seem like it would be useful in a kind of classroom setting Taschen Reckner is German for calculator that's a good one

that's a good I remember I can't remember the actual word But remember the word for carousel translates into German as like horse tornado. Yeah. Wow. And a squirrel is an acorn cat, which is awesome. That's a beautiful language. What? It is an acorn cat.

Have you seen one? It is. The answers are in. That's what they're up to. Wait, what's an acorn cat? A squirrel. A squirrel. Oh my God.

That's, yeah, that's perfect. What language do they call them that? That's fantastic. I think it's cat with a K though. I think you might have just written a question for this for next week's episode. Oh, hell yes. Love to be part of the back end. Connor, please remind me of that.

That's a great question. And edit it out if we are going to use it. Make it sound like I thought of it. Florida House. It's the best city in the world. It's the most beautiful city in the world. Have you heard anything about the harbour? The opera house?

Opera house? Is it only opera in that house? Or is it other stuff? They're putting a lot of stuff. They're doing a lot of other stuff. Apparently Tism are still alive. Call it the Sydney Lodz of Stuff house then please

if you can because I don't want to be like, I don't want to turn up and go there for opera and it's something else. I'm not sure if they do any. Do they do any opera in there? I'm sure they do. I feel like opera being how it is, they might have priced opera out of being able to play at the opera house.

It seems expensive. Opera's going back underground and it's edgier than ever. Yeah. I think there's some opera in Comedy Store too. It will be when I'm there. Just me and a big empty room singing. That is a good room though. Yeah.

We did this show in that room. I'm looking forward to it. And it was really nice. Yeah. The recording failed, so the episode is lost to history. This is an ongoing problem with you. Every time you do a live show, there's no record of it. That is not true.

That is a nod to the beauty and ephemorality of live arts. As I double check, we are still recording. Yes. That has happened once from a failure and twice because guests said things that they asked me not to release. Oh, wait. What time was it with me? Oh, we are In Adelaide

Okay Yeah, what did you? Twas because of recording What did you say that you wanted to edit it out? Yeah, that was a recording file. It just didn't, it just didn't call. He wanted an ad-fowling recording.

Then we had to get together in his Airbnb kitchen and try and kind of recreate the magic. Oh, we did all new questions. It was fantastic. Still seen as one of the great episodes. Were you talking about your favorite politician ever, Grace Pauline Hanson? Yes, that's right.

Is that a good reference for a bad person? Yeah, I mean, yeah. And also, maybe when a great, was she a local rap of yours? Where were you in Brisbane? Not in Ipswich. No, and I grew up in Toowoomba, mostly. Tawomba, I get those two. That's not, you know, that's just, that's beyond Ipswich, but in the same.

Yes, more, Pauline and keep going. It's less races and more homophobia. Oh, nice, nice. And religious cults. Can I just say, I don't know about you, but that was so hard. Thinking of a bird? To you, to invent a bird? It's a big ask.

Yeah. Because I'm thinking, do I just come up with a silly name? Or am I, like, picturing the bird? Am I thinking of its appearance? Do I know its characteristics, its call? I don't think I have that thing where you imagine a thing and you see an image of it. Do you know how? I, okay.

And this is my name. my most controversial opinion when people say that they can't picture things in their mind. I think that's fake. Yeah. And they're either lying or they can't. Like we all just explain how we're experienced. Like I don't, like I can see an apple in my head. I can 3D rotate a picture perfect apple in my head.

But it's not like it's in the room with me. But like, but what do you mean? What do you, you know what an apple looks like? Yeah. And so when you think about an apple and you know what an apple, like what do you pick, do you just black? I think I've only got a fake version of it. But it's only really when. these, when people bring it up, like if I'm not thinking about it too much, I'm sure I can see

things. Yeah. But then when I try and picture it, I can't, I just can't hold a picture in my head. I think it's just like imagination is experienced differently, but also like our way of explaining imagination is mixed. Yeah. This is a language. Do you also think like other, do you think of like most illness as a myth?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you haven't experienced them, it's like. all of them. Chronic pain doesn't exist. Yeah, of course, Grace, yeah.

Directly at me. And autism and ADHD. Yeah, I sort of am. I've watched 20 seasons of Grace Anatomy, so. Oh,

how good is that? Mimo, we've are so in it. Yeah. I mean, how many bits are so good? The bomb? All of it.

Yeah. So you kidding. The rock inside him. And then it turns out to pick meth. Yeah. The plane crash. The plane crash.

Oh my God. So many. That's a good show. It's a great show That's shocking to me Look I'll say it falls off After I don't know After Derek dies I guess

If I told anyone Is he Grey? McDreamy He's Moodreamy Gray is the lady That's Meredith She's still in there I have a theory about it

Is she still in there? Yeah she's in it Less and less a bit now But she is still in it Ellen Pompeo That's awesome What a name Alan Pompeo

Yeah Holy shit What's your theory on My theory is In the episode with the boat crash where Meredith falls in the water. Oh, you think she's died?

She's dead and everything after that has been a kind of death scenario for Meredith. I think that's how they're going to finish this up. That would be crazy. That would be crazy. And that's the kind of thing that Shonda would do. Like, it was all the dream.

Yeah. I haven't seen lost. I haven't seen lost. I haven't seen less either. But it's like that. They did die and oh, spoiler. Maybe. No, isn't it like an alien? I think I want to watch lost, maybe that's what's next for me. It just feels like such a large undertaking. People talk about it as though it's a kind of burden you have to put upon yourself watching lost. I'll tell you who's a large undertaking. The actual undertaker, the wrestler. He's a big, he's like nearly seven foot or something. Big guy. Yeah, he's a big, big guy.

I was thinking about this with the, like, how many seasons of Crazy Anatomy are there? I think we're up to, like, 18. In 19, I think about to 19 now. Ellen Pompeo has more money than God. She has, I think she must be the most high paid female TV. That's actually awesome. Surely it's went back down. It must have been like up there, but it's got to go back down because there's not a lot. Nobody really cares anymore, did they? But like, I think so contractually she would be like,

she wouldn't be going down in pay scale because she would just walk from the show. Because I've recently watched Avatar for the first time, had no idea what Avatar was about. As in like the last airbender or? No, no. blue guys. Blue guys, yeah. The first half hour, I just kept saying, wait, I had no idea what this movie was about.

I had no idea what this movie was about. We were in space. Fuck, sakes. I'm so sorry. No, all good. It's, uh, it's... He hung out. He's gone.

He's dead. He didn't want to hear me, uh, accept his apology. He just went to self-flagellate over this horrible mistake. Uh, yeah. David Correous. Oh, he's calling back. Oh, he's coming back. So you guys are almost done?

Yeah, we're sort of halfway through. So, yeah, it's no stress at all. I'm putting you on to the microphone as well. Is that all right? Oh, yeah, that's so fine. I'm, yeah, I'm not saying Kilda. I fucking, oh, I had such a, I had a, I was stuck in a bad dream. I'm so sorry.

I was in such a bad dream. I joined a fucking terrorist group. I was so, like, last minute. I was like, I can't be part of this. Like, I don't feel this strongly about this fucking like this thing. Like, I was like holding like a fucking AK-47.

I was like, I can't, I can't call in guys. I can't, like, I'm not this progressive. Like, I'm not this progressive. I can't, I can't go against the government like this. And then, and then I was stuck. I was so stuck in the dream and I couldn't get out of it. And then I woke up. I was like, I didn't want to be there anyway.

And then I fucking miss a podcast episode. Oh my God. Again, again, I know it's such a weak excuse, but I genuinely was stuck in the dream. No, I didn't. That seems like a good excuse. That's a great excuse. That's a great excuse.

Pretty insane. Oh my God. Yeah, no stress at all. So we were going to have a lot of guests, so it worked out fine. Would I love to have you on though, of course. Because he was stuck in a bad dream. It was a nightmare that he was a terrorist, but the nightmare wasn't that he was a terrorist.

It's that he wasn't passionate about the cause of the terrorist cell that he was a part of. He wasn't progressive enough as so far. I don't know if I can do terrorists. I'm not progressive enough. That is a funny nightmare because you go like, oh no, I'm a terrorist. It's like, no, I would be a terrorist if I cared about the cause of what we were doing. You know, this is the technology that Zoom don't want you to see. Directly bypassing all of this stuff.

Mark Katzby called the bird the tyrant after observing its fearless and sometimes flagrant behavior. Probably don't need to keep my phone marked I actually I think we should kill Chapel room with rocks by the way Yeah Was she good or bad What was she mad at her for being a person

She stabbed a child in a restaurant with a knife Yeah she stabbed a jar with a knife I read a headline yesterday That the soccer player regrets he's like, sorry, man, it was obviously just a misunderstanding. Yeah. But yeah.

Everyone involved in the situation was like, oh, whoops, we were a bit intense there because a woman was a celebrity. Yeah. She seems really cool. Yeah. She's very good. She's very talented.

Yeah. She had a nice, there was a forward. She had a really nice ass, doesn't she? Well, I was going to, when she was. You did kind of look like you were doing an ass, motion. No. No.

There was a picture of her where she was painted like the Statue of Liberty. Oh, yeah. I really liked the shade of green she was painted. It was nice. And it was like, I would paint that on a wall in my house. Yeah. It was like a cop. It was a patina, you know, it was beautiful green.

Yeah. Should she get naming rights to it, maybe? Chapel grain. Is it Chapel or Chapel? Chapel. Chapel green. As soon as I said Chapel, I'm like, no, it was Chapel. Chapel Rowan.

The color Chapel green would start. quite a few problems in Scotland. I'll say that. Okay. Yes. Because? Because 50% of the population will go, we will never have that anywhere near my house.

Okay. They've got a very complicated religious war ongoing. In Scotland. I thought that was Ireland. It's both of them. They're both still at it. What are you guys? You're just getting involved for no reason.

Are you more, wait, is it sort of 50-50? Pretty much, yeah. Wow. At some point it will, you know, Which way is it going? The Catholics used to have more babies. And they are. They still are.

And they are. They're coming. They're coming. And good for the M. I see. So you're on the other side. Yeah. The green side is Catholic.

Catholic's green. And what's the other side's color? Blue. Blue. It's mostly, it's boiled down to football now. Yeah, they've kind of off.

They've like off. Oh, your rangers and they're self-calty. They've made their religious war football based. Right. Which I think is very small. in the modern era to be like, we don't have time to be kind of on horses and whatnot with, um, what, lances, you know, going on religious crusades.

Yeah. They've made it a football thing. Yeah, we've put it in 19 minutes. And then they, um, beat the shit out of each other related to the football. James the first or James the 6th. He was Protestant but married to a Catholic. Does it go back to there? Uh, I believe, uh, from my knowledge, it goes back to the year 1690.

Okay. And, uh, William of Orange. turned up in Ireland to spread the idea of Protestantism in Ireland. Oh, that's why the orange is the orange. It's a Dutch thing, yeah. That's why. The Dutch. It's a Dutch thing.

The orange is really a kind of Dutch thing. They don't get enough credit for some quite bad stuff. Yeah, they've been messing stuff up and going, hey, no, don't worry about it. Yeah, we're fine. We're legal here. Yeah. They're like, hey, we're cool. I was in, and you could maybe edit this out.

But I was in Amsterdam and I was on a boat tour of the canals and I was going past a different boat tour. And I overheard the kind of the tour guide on that boat tour go, well, see, here, this used to be the Jewish quarter. But after the war, it was quite empty. So the government demolished it. Jesus. I was like, wait, take me back to that boat tour. What are you saying? What are you saying?

After the war, it was quite empty. Why? Why? What was that? She said, unfortunately, after the war, it was quite empty. Unfortunately, why? Unfortunately, why? Unfortunately.

What facts were they telling you on your boat, too? Well, this is the sex club. My boyfriend didn't want to talk to other tourists. So he was like, what if we went on a boat tour that was just us too, where we didn't get any facts. So we just looked at buildings. I was like, well, I like the facts, but, you know, I'll go on a boat. Wow So not boat tour

Just boat Just boat Both a boat Both with a tour Me and I was like I was trying to listen in On the other tours Trying to hear some facts

Tell me the horrors I want to hear the horrors I just like some more specificity On that fact I mean these are fantastic You've all just given the name And they're all great names I

Wait There was something That's gone Spiders Spiders I saw Thank you Grace I saw a video

A reel on Instagram of someone who had Assumed a spider was dead And then you know how they pin They put them in like They put pins round them To keep them in like Oh right yeah

Yeah They had put pins around this spider Assuming it was dead And then the next day They woke up And spider had moved Out of the pins It must have woke up like

Why am I in this kind of like Hellraiser prison Yeah And then just moved out. Medieval torture for spiders. Didn't keep the needles as like weapons. Imagine it went back into nature and now just with arms that were all. It's like when you see a bird with a knife in its beak, you're like, oh no.

That's that a common thing? I've seen it before. I have recently Googled birds with knives in their beak and it's multiple birds, multiple species. Wow. A lot of these guys are getting... Ian Smith has an incredible routine about seeing a seagull with a steak knife flying above a beer garden. It's happening. Oh, yes, I've seen that, yes.

That might have even, was that on the gal if she made? He was on the gal. It's a hazard. It's a hazard in our world. Just like the arachnologists cannot stop discovering new spiders. So too. Do birds keep picking up knives? It's an ongoing problem for us.

I would love to train birds to do stuff. me. You seem like you have already. You seem like you have a team of crows at your disposal. Or pigeon racing or something. I see you as like a pigeon racing guy. I just like seeing... Cockatoo on the shoulder. Yeah. I love

if you were slightly more of a pervert direction you would have a cockatoo. There was I saw a guy with a bird on his shoulder in Dangerfield at Melbourne Central. Yeah. I know that guy. He goes on the tram sometimes. It's bird people like you see them around because there's a guy

They're exhibitionists. Yeah, it's a fetish. It's a sexual thing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is it? Really? It has to be.

Yes. But you think these people are fucking the birds? No, they love the attention. They're not confident enough to just get their cocks out so they bring their cockatoos in public. Wow. Word play. Yeah. Thank you so much.

Writing awards. Award winning. Yeah. I used to live with Bronwyn Cuss, friend of the show. I don't know if she's been on. But she had a dog called Winnie and I loved her so much and she would talk to my mom on the phone. The dog? The dog.

Oh my gosh. She would be like, oh, mum, and my mom would be like, oh, Winnie. And she would be like, but I did hear that that dog was a French spy. And it was a very sexual dog. It was incredibly sexual dog. So. I don't know people who I know. who live there.

So many people, I've been at the comedy festival in Melbourne, so many people who live in London are like, wait, do you live in London? I'm like, yeah, man, I've been emailing you. What the fuck? Why do you only acknowledge that I exist when I'm back in the country I'm from? That's so funny. I mean, I find that. My address is in London.

Even in Melbourne, it's like that. I'm like, oh, what are you here for the festival? I'm like, no, I live here. Oh, cool. Good to see you. but now I know that both your answers are the longest answers that have ever paragraphs Grace is just texting someone

Oh yeah I'm trying to organize this podcast I'm supposed to do after this I went I studied abroad in in Oxford when I was 19 and there was a house That is it's just a house but it has a shark Like a big shark Like a big shark has fallen through the ceiling of the house It's called the Heddington Shark.

And it's like, I just thought it was a fun house. I was like, well, this is fun for these guys. Big, big shark. Turns out it's like a, it's a piece of art about Japanese. It's about nuclear bombs. Oh. Wow. I mean.

It's like, what if a shark. That's a little less fun. Was blown up and thrown into this house in Oxford. There's just sounds like English and Nazis. You know,