Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 191 - Naomi Higgins, Jett Archer and Josephine Bowser

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 191 features comedians JNaomi Higgins, Jett Archer and Josephine Bowser!Buy tickets for the 200th episode: https://tickets.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/7bb3026b-b8a8-40b8-8693-2cadee9f423cCheck out Pathological episode 1 feat. Big Wet: https://youtu.be/sdV-rKRBkTk?si=IDU8MEllQ69kBXSdSupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's stand up special 'Best Man': https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his stand up special 'Live at Stupid Old Studios': https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESee the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guest's right the wrong answer. I'm the titular Matt Stewart. And our first guest is host of this brand new show called Pathological. It's a game show on the Humdinger channel. Welcome to Naomi Higgins. Thank you so much for having me. Finally. Oh, yeah, that's true.

How long's it been? I assumed you'd been on before until you just said, how does the show work? Yeah. Well, obviously, I've listened to every episode. Yeah. And then I just sit by my phone waiting. Yes. And you just wanted to hear it from me.

Yeah. Yeah. our second guest this week is a photographer props master and developer of the pathological game show that we were just talking about it's josephine bowser hello hello i am a long time listener of this podcast is that true or is that you lying like naomi just did because i don't know if i can handle much more of this oh okay he's mad great i knew what's going to happen at some point it's okay we'll make it through guys we'll make it and wake it through. No, it is true. While I was in London, I would commute to and from my job listening to who knew it.

That's awesome. I love to hear that. I love that this show has been traveling on the old, whatever the train system is called in New York. The tube. London. No, that's London. No, you said London. London.

Did I have trains in London? Oh, I've been on the tube. I love the tube. It's the loudest place in the world. Oh, it's awful. Those trains are wild. how loud those trains are and everyone's just like not it's like they don't notice everyone's pretending it's fine but i'm on the it's like it's so loud i can't hear anything else it's anyway

but it's so funny to see how calm english people are on the tube on the tube and then they're like hell in the hallways and it's awful yeah um but i really like it now is this true i i wanted to ask you what this means josephine you're a very specific kind of photographer is that right Microscope photography. Is that right? Yeah. What does that mean? So I get like samples from everywhere around me all the time. And then I have a microscope at home that I use where I put them under the, I put things into the microscope.

And then I use my phone through the lens to take like super blown pictures of all of it. And it's all like weird and looks like it's from another planet. It's awesome. That's so cool. Can people, and you've held exhibitions in, oh, amazing. Who's that? That's Horissa, like the sauce. Hi, Harissa.

Hi, Arissa, if you're listening. People can, if they're in New York, you're putting on occasional, what do you call, exhibitions. But can people find your stuff online? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on Instagram. It's J-O-S-R-E-S-E. C.O.P. So it's like Joe Scope. Awesome.

And if any, if listeners take anything out of today's episode, is that's what you've got to go check out on the internet. I mean, I'm going to. Also, also pathological. And our third guest this week is actually the creator of the original pathological card game as well as the game shot's based on. It's Jed Archer. Hello. Great to be here. Excellent to be here. You're not here. Naomi just broke it straight away.

I'm close enough. Brooklyn. You sound more Melbourne than Naomi and me, I think, more Australian. Do you think your accent? Don't you reckon? No? No. You got a pretty thick accent, Matt.

Yeah, that's crazy. What does I? Okay. I appreciate the compliment though. Yeah. So do you think your accent softened over there or is it hardened? Yeah. Because I'm terrified.

my accent is constantly hard while over here in the States. I do not want to lose it. Yeah, we've got to lean in. You've got to lean into it, mate. Am I right, Cobba? Oh yeah, bloody hell, got it. So this is how the show works. Ask a relatively obscure trivia question.

Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answer as well as the real one and they have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener, Phil from Melbourne. And the question is, what does goose fronting mean? So while they're writing their answer, I can explain how the scoring works.

You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question with the help of the question writer. And we get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can go up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favours me, the house and even things out. The guests get triple points in the final round.

Anyway, most of our questions come from our great. Patreon supporters, if you want to submit a question, sign off. on any level of our Patreon.com slash 2-Go-1 pod, linked in the show notes. So you guys share a Patreon still. We do, yeah. That's really nice. It's like a network. Yeah, it really is.

Book cheat, primates, just writes a rom-com, this show. You've got to. And do go on, of course. And also, listen now, which is another show that's been on Hired, it's about six years, but it still exists. Hey, before we. get into this first question, Naomi, I'd love you to tell the listeners a bit about pathological. How does it work? Because it's not a million miles away from this show,

really. No, it was a straight up copy, Jet told me. Yeah. I'm sorry. It's a... I can sell this and I'll make... And I won't be attached to the Do Go on Patreon. It's a... It's a game where there are no right answers. So it is sort of like this, but everybody's lying. And you never reveal the, I mean, most of the real answers are common knowledge. Well, they actually are written on the cards in the game.

Jet can confirm because Jet made the game. But I'll be the one to explain the game. I'm taking over the entire brand, everything. Yeah, it's on me now. And I'm very comfortable with it. Have you seen the promo Jet? Because I'm pretty sure Naomi says it's her show. Yes.

I was told to say that. Yeah. Can I tell you, I got a DM from May to Bine over here in the States about two minutes after the promo came out, said, tell Naomi or kill her if she tries to take her pathological away from you. But the point is the game of pathological that we even get there? Yeah, you have a fake answer, but you have to convince everyone that it's the right answer, as in be the best liar and be voted. the best liar. And you're having a bit of fun as well.

Oh yeah, we're having fun. First episode. Nothing like this show. Last night. No, this is deadly serious. That one's just mucking around, but this is where we have, we actually reveal the real answer. The answers are in for question number one. What does goose fronting mean?

Presenting yourself as sillier than you are to have others underestimate you. When your dress shirt is tucked in the back and untucked at the front. causing a diversion or creating a distraction, especially in traffic, to put on a loud and aggressive facade to cover up a lack of confidence, the oo sound, such as in the word goose being pronounced further forward in the mouth, or adding additional padding to downcoats when they begin to deflate. All right, Jet, do you want to kick us off?

Yeah, so what was the second one again? when your dress shirt is tucked in the back and untucked in the front. Right, okay, yeah. I think that... Are people supposed to remember all of these? You can ask me to repeat them if you need. Yeah, do you want me to go through them again, Jet?

I can even go through it. No, because I think I have my favorite, though. Okay, what are you thinking? But if you would like to. No, no, please. I think the one where it's being more outlandish, I feel like that is very goose-like if I was to describe that.

If I had that phrase, I think goose front would be one of the first things that I'd come up with. Okay. So, yeah, put on a loud and aggressive facade to cover up a lack of confidence. Yes, yes. All right. Although geese have a lot of confidence. Mm. I guess that's the fronting part.

Yeah, that's the fronting part. Okay, yeah, you're fronting as a goose. I, yep, yeah, I'm, I, that's my answer. Awesome. Josephine, what do you think? So could you go through all of them? can. Sure can.

Presenting yourself as sillier than you are to have others that underestimate you. When your dress shirt is tucked in the back and untucked at the front. Causing a diversion or creating a distraction, especially in traffic, to put on a loud and aggressive facade to cover up a lack of confidence. The oo sound, such as in the word goose being pronounced further forward in the mouth, or adding additional padding to downcoats when they begin to deflate. They're all so good in two of the ones. are so the same.

I'm gonna, because I really like the shirt tuck, because you're a duck when it's from the back is like the terminology. When it's untucked in the back, but tucked in the front, you're a duck. So it would make sense that goose would be the front. But also I just enjoy the idea of like,

there being a word for when you're rambunctious specifically in traffic. Like I think that's kind of hilarious. Like, ah, that guy's just goose fronting again right down Main Street. I'm going to go. I'm going to go the in-traffic one just because I like that war. I don't even need the points. That guy's goose-runting. Got it.

Got that locked in. Goose-front again every day. What about you, Naomi? I'm going to go to the last one, the padding one. Padding. All right, love it. Locked in. All right, here's the right the answers.

Presenting yourself as sillier than you are to have others underestimate you. That was the house. When. Really? Are we sure? Is that a lie? That's a lie? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, House is me and the question right as a united. Why is Jett upset? I don't know. Did Jets choose that one? No, Jett didn't. choose that one. Oh, I didn't choose that one.

For some reason I thought I chose that one. Oh, never mind. No, this is great. Okay, we're doing one. You chose the one where they put on a loud and aggressive facade, but not the one where you were sillier than you are. One of them. Those are very similar.

They're the same. They're, they're similar, but very different because one, you're presenting yourself as sillier so others underestimate you. Yeah, you're lying. Right.

And the other one is because you want to, you're trying to pretend that you're, more confident than you are, but you're over, I think you overdo it. And that's why you went forward yet. Which also, I'm afraid. You can try those difference as well. That was also the house, I'm afraid.

That was Phil. So the house put up two of the same. I see. I mean, Phil wrote that one and I thought I wrote like an inverted one. I'm like silly like intelligence wise. You pretend that you're not as smart. So in business or whatever, people underestimate you. I thought that were quite different.

You were sort of doing that by doing, by putting that answer in. I guess so, yeah. I mean, I kind of, that is my, kind of my whole thing. Anyway, the one where this shirt is tucked in the back and untucked at the front, Jett wanted that re-read out, interestingly, because Jett rode it. Nice sort of bit of gameplay there from Jett. Thank you.

I didn't get you any points, but I thought it was still, it was actually a very big wet-like, you know, it was a bit, a bit missy. Oh, that is horrible. Big wet, like, followed by Mishy. A little Mishy. A little wet. Causing a diversion or creating a distraction, especially in traffic. Josephine went for that.

That was Naomi. Fuck. And Naomi went for adding additional padding to down coats. That was Josephine. A point swap. A beautiful moment. And I'm afraid that means no one got the correct answer. It's probably the one that sounded the silliest of all.

It's the one where the oo sound is pronounced further forward in the mouth, such as in the word juice. All right. At this point, I have to ask a question. Where are you getting these definitions from? The listeners submit them. The listeners submit them. Yeah. But where did the listener get it from?

Do you fact check them? I normally do. I normally do. I normally do. Like, are we looking at urban dictionary, is my question. No, here we go. Cambridge University. I've never heard of it.

About goose fronting. Never heard of it. Cornell or bust for me. I honestly nearly always do check them first. And as you ask that, I'm like, to be honest, I have not checked that. No, but it is. It's definitely, it's coming up a bunch of times, goose fronting. Otherwise, I mean, Phil.

What a fantastic little prank that would be. Goose fronting. Goose. How would you put the O at the back of your throat? Goose. Goose. Goose. Goose.

Goose. Goose. Goose. But what other words? Like, spoon? Spoon. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, it's just the same.

They could have, they should have called it spoon fronting. So when you'll teach someone English and they're saying, I swear, they say, no, goose front the ooh. Please, goose front. Please, you got to goose front. Goose front your ooze, please. So. That's what Jets trying so hard to hold on to. After round one.

The scores are Jet yet to score But Josephine Naomi in the house all in one point apiece Question two comes from Susie from Sacramento, California Go to the Kings if they're still an ongoing Basketball franchise Likely You're already aware? How often do they change?

I don't know but whoever When was the last time you heard of talking about a Sacramento Kings? I didn't, I never heard of them Well there you go I'm a Spurs fan Go Spurs I just like Wembe Oh yeah

I thought you were saying you're just like hurting horses with the backs of your boots. Oh, that too. Isn't that what spurs are? Anyway. Yeah. Into the stomach. Into the stomach. Oh, the deep spurs.

Ooh. Ooh. Oh. Oh. Ooh. So Susie just wants you to come up with a fake species of fish. So the question is which of these are real species of fish, but I mean, you just need a name of a fish. You don't have to describe it or anything like that.

Okay, here's the thing. I feel like there's a real risk of accidentally coming up with a real fish. Yeah, well, don't do that. But how would you know? We'll just make sure it's a bit silly. Because all the answers are always a bit silly. All right. Clown fish.

Yeah, I don't know. The silliest of them all. A trap for young players is doing one that just sounds like quite a dull sounding real fish. and it won't get picked. This is the fish category. This is the fish category. Round two is nearly always kind of fish or bird or tree or mushroom or something. You're just got to come up with a species normally.

While you're coming up with your fish, here's some more info on goose fronting. Phil writes, one of my favorite terms in linguistics, goose fronting refers to the o'em phneem. Phenim produced further forward in the vocal tract in some action. accents and dialects. Goose is one of the words used to describe English vowel phonomes. I really need to know how to pronounce that word if you're going to keep phnomes. Phenomes, is it? I don't know. But it looks like it's F-H-O-N. Yeah. So anyway, back to Phil. Goose is one of the words used to describe English vowel phonemes in this case referring to the oo sound in the word. Fronting is the phonological process in which a sound is produced further forward in the mouth.

compare the general American pronunciation of goose to the... Oh, here we go. Perfect. Opportunity, Josephine. How do you say goose? Hello, hello. Goose. Okay. To the Australian pronunciation, Naomi.

Goose. The American accent uses the backfowl while the Australian accent is an example of goose fronting. I thought we already said that before. Yep. So, Phil, why are you writing that in? We already said that before. We already knew. common knowledge

facts and went like that was really embarrassing I used goose fronting is what I want to keep my accent like yeah every morning I goose front

like for at least it's like a happy in the mirror do that thing for their jawline or what's that thing called mewing yeah I goose front every morning yeah you

uh... US fronting all the damn day long all right the answers are in question number two which of these are real species of fish tequila split fin, big mouth gobb-jobber,

pilly flat testy fish, Tyfin gold sack, Big Lipped Atlantic Cockjack, or Willy-Billy bass. All right, Josephine, do you want to go first? And do you need to hear any of them again? Can you read them again? I need them all again.

To kill a split fin, big mouth gobjobber, pilly flat testy fish. Ty Finn Gold Sack, Big Lipped Atlantic Cockjack, or Willy Billy Bass. I mean, there's definitely a theme, you know, a motif running almost throughout. We got golds. We got testes. We got sacks. We got cocks.

We got willies. Wait, they all penis? Well, God job. Tequila. Tequila split fin, yeah. But there's no, like, there's no feminine anatomy in there

we're only no you're right now I feel like maybe split fin we got a problem that's true split fin I feel like

I feel like I feel like I feel like birds are more like pussy willow or whatever Oh true Yeah You know I feel like

Boobies Yeah Yeah You got tits Yeah That's so true The two jambes in

animal in the animal world. Yeah, men are from oceans, women are from the air. I always say birds are boys. Birds are boys and bugs are girls. Birds are boys? The interesting birds are the boys and the interesting bugs are the girls. I don't like it, but it's true.

I don't know about that. I think I fundamentally disagree. Okay, well, think of a bird where the girl looks different from the boy. Oh, no, I see what you're saying now. Yes. Yeah. I thought you meant personality-wise,

It's like the interesting. Yeah. Oh, I don't, I mean, they're just, they're birds. Naomi really doesn't, she doesn't get that deep, you know, interesting as looks. You're a skin deep type. Yeah, absolutely. I am. Nothing to interrogate.

It's a lovely life. And Josephine, have you got one jumping out? Yeah, I'm going to go with the gob, whatever. Gob jobber? Yeah, the Gobjobber. All right, locking in big mouth gobjobber for Josephine. Naomi, what do you reckon? I reckon.

One more time. To kill a split fin, big mouth gobb-jobber, pilly flat testy fish, Typhon Goldsack, Big Lipped Atlantic Cockjack, or Willy-Billy Bass. Second last one. Big Lipped Atlantic Cock Jack.

All right. That leaves Jet. What do you reckon? I really feel like this one is a roll of the dice. How often are these just rolls of the dice where it's just a bunch of incoherent phrases? Quite often. Yeah, sick.

I'm going to go third to last then. Typhin Gold Sack, locked in. Yeah, that one. It is, yeah, no, it is. It is the Typhine golf tag? No, no, it is. Round two is often just a bunch of, yeah, gibberishish. When I was explaining to people that I was going on this podcast,

I was like, yeah, for example, he's going to give us name a fish, and we're going to have to name a fish and make it up. You were ready to go. Did you want to have one prepared? No. Because it doesn't seem like it. But when he said it, I was like, this is the one that I've been talking about.

I'm training your whole life for this moment. So this is... All right, so here's who wrote the answers. Willy-Billy Bass, that was Naomi. As it turns out, I stuffed it up and it was actually Pilly-Willie-Billy-Biss, and I apologize to you for that, Naomi. Oh, thank you, man.

And I'll give you a pity point. And Jett, same for you because I added a pilly that was meant to be on Homi's for flat testy fish and absolutely destroyed your chance of being selected because it went from a very guessable flat testy fish to a ridiculous pilly flat thirsty fish. Anyway, um, do I get a do I get a, you also get a pitty point, yeah, a pilly point. Two pilly points. Now Josephine went for big mouth gobb job or I'm afraid that was the house. Jack went for Typhon Goldsack, which I'm afraid is also the house

And also basically the name of a Collingwood footballer Tyson goldsack Now Naomi went for the big-lipped Atlantic Cock Jack Which is the most powerful sounding fish And it shows that Josephine came prepared Because that was Josephine's And that means no one got the correct answer To kill a split fin I was going to talk

I was too fuck That's so we were all going to do that But none of us did. But none of us did. Damn, Josephine. And everybody got a pity point, so I've really won nothing in this round. But I tell you what, Josephine. Won my respect.

You've won Naomi's respect. And you're in Naomi's head. That's two from two. Naomi's gone for you. I'm locked in. I'm in there. It's because I've seen all of the episodes of right here. It's good.

All right. Unfortunately, you're not Australian enough to know that goobjoba. I could spot that. a mile away. Disgusting. Disgusting Patreon listeners. No, no, don't blame them for that. All right, question three. It's written by Jason Ling from Adelaide here in Australia. And the question is, it's an American question though. So really, this is right in your wheelhouse. This isn't an American Australian-American. In that order specifically. Question is, what is the title of track number four on risque American country artist, Wheeler Walker Jr.

second album. She's got to come up with a title of a risque country song. And he's like a comedy country singer to be honest. So it's a, it's a bit silly or it could be. How is how risque are thinking, you know? Is it? We're workshopping the answers. Yeah, we all share what should we do with it? Guys, what should we do? What's our vibe? It's all collaborating. I don't want to lose the house. That's my main. goal here. Let's all band together against the house. I think that that's how we run this now. No. Worker society. See the means of production. You know, like, let's, let's do this.

On a podcast. That's what Carl Marks meant. What was track number four on American country, comedy country artist, Willa Walker Jr's second album? Bit risque, bit bawdy. That'd be... Borty. Bordy. That's kind of your zone. You know, like... That's my zone? I've been like it. Oh, that's the zone.

Yeah, I think, you know, he's... I mean, I think some of those fish names could have worked into titles of his songs, if you know what I mean. Thank you. While you're writing those answers, see some more info on the tequila split fin from rarest.org. It's a tiny fish only found in a small spring pool in Rio, Tchitlin, Mexico. Scientists believe that the tequila split fin had gone instinct as collection efforts since

and 92 turned up no specimens. However, the only known remaining population of tequila split fins was discovered in 2005. It is estimated that there may be only about 500 with 50 adult fish in the remaining populations. But there are conservation efforts ongoing to help rebuild the wild population. a university team called the Mexican Fish Arc started breeding some of these tequila split fins and they released a bunch of them back into the wild in the hope that the species can recover.

I believe in you tequila split fins. All right, the answer in for question number three. What is track four on American country artists Willa Walker Jr.'s second album? Here are your options. Let me peep the slit. Yotelay he ho. Yotelay she too.

Finger up my butt. Jerking under the overalls. Bouncy country gal. Open bracket or open parentheses for the Americans. Ode to the nipple close parentheses. Slash bracket. Or finally, smacked my daddy and screwed your sister. Open bracket acoustic.

Close bracket. All right, Naomi, what do you reckon? One more time. Let me peep the slit. Yotelah, he-ho, yot-l-a-she-to-to-lay-she-to-to-a-hook. Finger-up my butt, jerking under the overalls. Bouncy country gal, o'ed to the nipple. Or smack my daddy and screwed your sister, acoustic.

I'm, I'm going to, I'm just, I'm just thinking about Josephine, and I'm furious. Oh, I know. Josephine is in your head. Yes, she is. One more time, one more time Let me peep the slit Yotelahe ho Yotelay shi too

Finger up my butt Jerking under the overalls Bouncy country gal Oda to the nipple Or smacked my daddy And screwed your sister acoustic I'm gonna go The first of the second

Yotahee-ho Yotelaisi too All right Jet, what do you reckon? I look this is a really serious question. Yes. I want to take this.

It's very easy to just laugh all these off. Very funny. But I mean, over these multiple times hearing them now, I've been scrutinizing, and I think the parentheses are really helpful. That was a bit of a shock hearing them for the first time. I thought, wow, you know,

that's something that I forgot were in song titles. Or maybe I didn't, who's to say. Oh. You're getting really pathological right now. But I think that that's an interesting point, the parentheses thing. So I'm going to say the second last one. Bouncy Country Gal. Ode to the Nipple.

Ode to the Nipple. And that leaves Josephine. So many good ones. So many. Honestly, what's the slit one? Let me peep the slip. I'm going to go with that. I'm a fan of that one.

I like people who play the game where they pick the ones they want to be true. I think that's a fun way to play. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. I like that one, you know. I don't know if it's right. I don't know. I like that one.

I'm going to like it into existence. It's called the secret. Yes. All right. Here's the right. The answers. Jerking under the overalls. I love that.

That was a good. That was a good one. A bit under. A bit over. Fantastic stuff. Not good enough. Smack my daddy. I'm trying my hardest.

You know, we can only do so much. True. Are you right, Naomi? Yeah. Do you always talk to your bosses like this? Is Jet my boss? In a way, I think. Yeah, I'm your boss now.

Whoa. Oh my God. I have made a lot of mistakes. Stealing headphones being, I guess, at the top of that. Yeah, stealing my property. Sixth. Smack my daddy and screwed your sister. Naomi's going to love to hear that that was Josephine.

So you did avoid Josephine for once? Yes. Yes. I unlocked. I'm sorry. But how the tables have turned, because let me peep the slit. Josephine went for that. That was Naomi.

Oh, Naomi, you're in my head now. I am. And keen listeners, when I was like, oh, is it that one or the other one. I'm not going to do that more than once, But, you know, mind games. Oh, I didn't even notice. That is good stuff.

I had all my eyes on Josephine's answer when you were answering, and I slipped past me that you big wedded that one. I did big wet that one. Missed it. It's going to be very confusing to new lists. Let's go back to this to any Mish Whitrip episodes, and you'll understand. Yodalahi, ho, Yotelaychi, too. Naomi went for that.

I'm afraid that was the house. Which, again, three rounds in a row, no one got the correct answer. Which was what? Finger up my butt. How boredy is that? That is so simple. That is boring. That is really simple. It is really simple.

Goodness gracious. I mean, that's American culture, which we all love. We do love it. We center it in our lives. We do. 100%. And up our butts. Yes.

And up our butts. Doesn't get any more central than us. Yeah. So the other one was the house as well. Oh, do I not read? Oh, sorry. Yes. Jet.

I apologize. Which was bouncy country gal Ode to the Nipple. That was actually written by Jason the question writer. So yes, the house again. I think Jets been...

What about the acoustic one? I've been shafted. The acoustic one was Josephine. That was me. See, I knew that wasn't it? Because no one would put a bracket's acoustic fourth on the track list.

That'd be near the end. Oh, I didn't even think about that. That wasn't my bad. That was your bad. Yeah. And I want you to think about it. I'm going to remember that for the rest of my life.

Could be an EP or an LP. Yeah. Only four tracks. One of them? I don't know. I don't know the difference. Really good point. One of them is longer.

It's either the long play or extended play, which is great. They make it really clear. Yeah. That is really silly, isn't it? I never really thought about that. Extended beyond long? I don't know. No, it's not.

It's shorter. Extended plays are shorter. Is it? Yeah. Yeah, EPs are short. So it should be, what's the opposite of extend? long I guess Like what do you call

D-stin Little can't do that though can you Retrack shrink Ritracted part Little play and long play Little play Which solved it Okay Jett

I think you've knotted it That's like Little play And long play You've nutted it You've nutted it Oh man That was a good round for the house

Can I just say that Congratulations to the house Yeah the house eight down So But Naomi also scores a point there. So at the halfway mark, the scores are jet on one, Joseph Feene on two, naming on three, but out in front on five points.

It's the house. Okay, but the house doesn't really like count, right? And you get triple points and a fine around and the house doesn't. The house nearly never wins. Question four, I think after the 200 episode, I'm going to change the scoring again to make the house more competitive because the house hasn't won in months. And I think I over-corrected. I didn't like the house. But you changed your scoring before. I did. Well, I started giving. triple points to the guests in the final round because I found it was I found it really awkward

demoralizing to beat to beat like hey you want to come on my podcast they go play a game yep thanks to come and I beat you beat them every time anyway see you I actually think that's really felt awful I think that's a really cool vibe I'm not joking though I think we might be bringing that back yeah that is I feel like that is how you would set it up for sure well that is very Naomi coded That's true, a good reminder to watch Pathological on the Humdinger YouTube channel Where you have all the power And I love it

Yeah, I was just about to say NAMI was very good at like Naomi's very good on pathological It's just scrutinizing and pull into bits Everyone's arguments Like that's just not good Yeah, that doesn't make any sense Yeah, I'm like a...

Drew Carey but mean Which is how I've tried to position myself for years That's how you were pitched as a host To me To us. Yeah. Yeah. You know? We get confused.

We had that meeting. Yeah. All right. Question four comes from Keira Jacobson from here in Melbourne in West Footscray. And the question is, what were reportedly the famous last words of Spencer Percival, the only British prime minister to be assassinated? What were reportedly the last words of Spencer Percival, the only British prime minister to be assassinated? I was just going to write, yeah, famous last words.

All right. While you're right, your answers, Jason's telling us a bit more. about Willa Walker Jr. I think this is the second Wheeler Walker Jr. Question we've had. Jason writes, Benjamin Isaac Hoffman, born in Lexington, Kentucky,

going by Wheel of Walker Jr., is a comedian actor, writer and musician, active since 2005. His album, Redneck Shit, in 2016, became the first album in over a decade to debut

in the top 10 of both the Billboard Hot Country albums and Billboard top comedy albums simultaneously. Rolling Stone called it unfathom unfathomably obscene and undeniably offensive. The debut album from Nashville never was.

Wheeler Walker Jr. is also goddamn funny. Coming in at only one minute, 26 seconds, finger up my butt is... Sexans. Sexans. Figure up my butt is the shortest song on the 11 track second album slash LP. All Will.

Which also features songs such as Pussy, King, drunk sluts and poon. Hey, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back in the answers room for question number four. What were reportedly the last words of Spencer Percival, the only British Prime Minister to be assassinated? All right, here are your options. Quick, write me some last words to say to sound smart.

Can you direct me to the lavatory? If I'm lying, may God strike me down. down. Milk with two sugars, thanks, stranger. Oh God, I've been murdered. Or up your right, k-k. Oh, hmm, hmm. Oh, I'm such a huge fan of every single one of those.

Yeah. Percival sounds like an old name, so I don't, I'm, um, up your right c** seems like something that, like, it seems like something that has persisted through time. Like, people have always said, Like Adam and Eve, you mean? Yes, that was their first interaction.

They bit the apple and they said, up your eye, can't get them. That's what it is. That's what it means, right? It's like, get a dog up your sort of thing. That's how it was meant by Adam and Eve. Yeah. Yeah. No, for sure.

That's exactly. That's more of a British. That's the British version of get a dog up here. Mm. Is it? I have no idea. I just sort of thought we're playing along a bit. No, it might be, though.

Jet, your go. These are all just words. Yes. Oh my God, you're right. Welcome to the game. Great to have you with us. Yeah, I'm just clocking in right now. What was...

Read them again. Can you go? Yeah, yeah, I'm going to read them again, please. Quick, right? I'll act them as well. I'm a man who's about to die. With an accent? English, yeah.

English promise. Quick, write me some lost words to say. So that got South African time. No, I liked it. Quick. Quick, write me some last words to say to sound smart. Now, that is South African. That is great.

No, I think that's good. No, that was very good. Winston Churchill-esque. Can you direct me to the lavatory? Mm-hmm. If I'm lying, may God strike me down. Milk with two sugars' sake, stranger. Oh, God, I've been murdered.

Or up your right, cuck. Okay. That's actually really good, man. I'm serious this time. You're a good job. No, but I'm serious. No one can ever die. No, these are great.

I'm having a great time. Thank you. It was a really good performance. Look, the T-1's good, but I think it could be too over-British, you know? Right, yep. Also, the thing's stranger. Why would a stranger be giving you that? I mean, it's the person assassinating them.

Oh, you think they're getting murdered by the person. The story. Yeah. By the person I've never seen before. Yeah. Either. Oh. Dead.

Yeah. Is it poisoned? Or could be poison. It could be. Yeah. Doubted. No method of murder said. Yeah.

I was assuming that it was just like, there's a person approaching this prime minister and he's so, you know, he's just lived such a life of luxury that he sees a stranger approaching him. He's like, oh, this is a servant, I suppose. Yeah. Opposite of Maria. internet. Yeah.

Who famously apologized. Yes. That is a question that someone suggested. I haven't used it yet, but it's, yeah, she's like, oh, sorry. Yeah. As she goes to get her head lopped off. Yeah, forgive me. It was an accident or something.

Oh, sorry, my bad. Exactly. And then they killed her anyway. Jesus. They killed her anyways. Typical. Typical for women who are scrutinized, you know? I can never just apologize and live past it.

Exactly. My God, you, you, you, what do you brutalize one underclass and they never forgive you. All right, Jet. Getting too political here. Can I say I've forgotten all the answers again? Okay. And Jet, if you did too, it's okay to ask for them again because kind of will edit it out. I appreciate that.

I know exactly what I'm talking about, though. I'm going to go with the one that's just before. actually know what is the one oh no no no no you know what you're talking about you can say it you know because you know because you've just said that you know come on genius yeah were you about to say the one just before mine is that what you're going to say because that would have been really lame that would have been awesome

no what I'm going to say is do can you repeat the one that's just before that one with the the sugar uh two sugars yes uh if I'm lying may God strike me down that's the one that's the one I want to go for. Locked in. Naomi, what do you reckon? I'm actually going to go the same one.

All right. We can do that. That's an option? Oh, that's an option. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go, sorry, could you read them all? Quick, write me some last words to say to sound smart. Can you direct me to the lavatory?

If I'm lying, may God strike me down. Milk with two sugars, thanks, stranger. Oh, God, I've been murdered. Up your right. I really like the fake stranger when I'm going there. Thanks, stranger. Thanks, dude. Dead immediately after.

That's awesome. Here's all right the answers. Up your right. That was Naomi. Do you want to talk us through it? Yeah. Not. No.

Quick write me some last words to sound smart. That was Kira, okay, the question writer, okay, of the house. It's a good one. Can you direct me to the lavatory? That was jet. Good fun. So do you think he's been shot? And he's like, I don't want to make a seed.

Embarrassed. I'm going to go. I want to deal with this privately. That's a really funny story you've painted there. Apparently that is what people do when they're choking. If you're ever choking, people get embarrassed. That's so. So people are often found dead in a cubicle.

Yeah. they're like, I'll go to the bathroom and sort this out on my own. Right. Because I'm embarrassed. I'm like, yeah, no, they don't want to make a scene. Oh, that's clever. So if you're choking, don't be precious about it. It is funny because it's one of the silliest feelings is you've like, you ate wrong.

Exactly. You breathed in the food. Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. So you can understand it like, I'm going to go. Yeah, I'd rather die than admit what's happened. Yeah, yeah. Even though people will probably find out. This thing that we all do all the time.

I need to pull myself aside. This is incredibly embarrassing. I need a look in a mirror. Losing aura actively. It's pouring out of it. Reflect on what I've done. Josephine went for milk with two sugars, thanks stranger. I'm afraid that was the house.

I was so good. Thank you so much. I was pretty happy with that. It was a really good one. Jet and Naomi went for, if I'm lying, may God strike me down. That was Josephine. Oh, you bitch. Anybody help.

It was really good, though. That was fantastic. Thank you. And it's the kind of thing that you definitely go, if someone, if the prime minister says that and he dies, that's been remembered by history. Well, yeah,

at least in a trivia question. Yeah. Because this guy, he served a long time ago. He was elected in 1809 as prime minister. That makes sense. I've never heard of him. Correct answer is,

oh God, I've been murdered. Oh, that's funny. Which is so funny to say. That's really good. I think that's on par with. Josephine's answer, so once again, been vested.

I think it's just good stuff. And I'm fine with it. So two points to Josephine that round, one point of the house. As we go on the penultimate question, which comes from Cody Kelshaw from Boise, Idaho. Boise. Boise. It's like something I've only heard on like TV. Yeah, the Boise Boysy Boys. I don't know who they are.

Well, they're like an odd couple, basically, who go around renovating house in Boise Auto. Fun. Yeah. It was a real comfort watch during COVID for me. All right, so anyway, Cody from Boise's question. In 1999, American baseball player, Ping Bodie took part in a publicity stunt organized by the owner of the New York Yankees.

What was the stunt? Can you read that one more time? In 1919, American baseball ping Bodie took part in a publicity stunt organized by the owner of the New York Yankees. What was the stunt? What was the publicity stunt? Baseballer. Baseballer.

Yeah. 1919. 1919. New York Yankees. New York Yankees. I mean, this is real. Yeah, it's real. Inside baseball for you two, in a way.

Wait a minute. Now, wait a minute. Let's think about what Matt just said, okay? Is it working on the one level? While you're out of your answers, here's some more info about British Prime Minister, Spencer Percival. Keira writes, Percival supposedly uttered these words after being shot by John Bellingham at the House of Commons. Spencer Percival K.C. was a British statesman and barrister who served as Prime Minister of the UK from October 1809 until his assassination in May of 1812.

History Today writes in his book, The Assassination of the Prime Minister David Harring Hanrahan writes a vividly detailed account of that sunny Monday afternoon in May when it had been. about quarter past five, the 49-year-old Spencer Percival entered the lobby of the House of Commons on his way into the chamber. A man who had been sitting quietly by the fireplace stood up, walked towards the Prime Minister, took a pistol out of his overcoat and fired it at Percival, hitting him in the chest. The Prime Minister staggered and fell, crying out, I am murdered. There were naturally moments of complete astonishment as the man who would fired the shot, walked back to the fireplace and sat down again. The assassin, John, on Bellingham was a businessman in his 40s, who in 1804 had been falsely imprisoned for debt in

Russia. The British Embassy would not help him, and when he was released in 1809, he returned to England seeking compensation from the British government, which kept turning him down. His sense of grievance mounted to the point where he decided to kill the Prime Minister. He was tried at the old Bailey. His lawyer's plea of insanity was not accepted, and he was found guilty, and hanged at Newgate on May the 18th, two days after his victim's funeral. Answering for question number five, what publicity stunt did baseball a ping bodey take part in in 1919? Ping consumed nine beers and nine hot dogs across the nine innings. The 999 tradition is staunchly continued to this day.

Option two, they had him on the streets playing ping pong due to his fame at it during the war. He completed an eating contest against an ostrich winning by eating plates of spaghetti before. the ostrich passed out. To promote his true passion, close up magic, he kept making the baseball disappear. This led to a protest and the Yankees were forced to forfeit the game. To promote his friend's play, he and three of his teammates broke out into song and dance

and performed the opening number in the middle of the fourth inning. Or finally, hitting a home run while blindfolded. All right. Josephine, I think it might be your go first here. What are you thinking? God. They're all like so, I need all of them to be.

Can I, can they all be real? Yes. Can we, how do we work? How do we work around changing history? So they're all. Yeah, but we did all of them. But which one in 1919? You know, the others were happening in 1920, 1918.

Yeah. It was a real Renaissance man. Oh, he was. Yeah, yeah, for the time. I'm a big fan that only. He was eating against an ostrich, you know. Things that Leonardo. did.

Nine beers and nine hot dogs. You've got to read him again, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, actually, yeah. Consume nine beers and nine hot dogs across the nine innings. The 999 tradition staunchly continued to this day. They had him in the streets playing ping pong due to his fame during the war. He competed in an eating contest against an ostrich.

He promoted his true passion of close-up magic, making the baseball disappear. promoted a friend's play by breaking out in a song and dance or he hit a home run while blindfolded. So I love that only one is baseball related. It's great. I also deeply enjoy that the ostrich is the one that's passed out in this situation. Yeah. Yeah, it seems like a weird, if you're going to have an eating contest against an animal,

you'd go with like a pig or something, wouldn't you? Well, you know, that's a big. Ping was actually really bad at, you know, competitive eating. Yeah, that did get the most. sunlight the one that had the longest way to get food to its stomach well that well then you've got more room to store food oh it's so true true like a squirrel yeah and then i love the 999 tradition that's a very real thing and i love it and i think it's a great thing yes and this would be a crazy way of learning that ping bode is the originator of it yes because i don't think i actually know

that i'm a story of that uh however i am going to go for the musical because i think that's awesome. All right. Just doing that again. It's my, I just, I just really think that the idea that they were like, ah, in 1919, pre-the-color barrier being divided, you've got three, probably straight men dancing on the pitch. I think that's great.

Wait, are we talking 1918 or 18-18-18? 1980. 19-19-19-19-19-19-19-19-19. 1919. Mm-hmm. Yes, okay, cool. Beautiful. Great.

Do you want to go now, Jett? Just double-checking. Because that's probably changed your end, what you were going to go for. No, not slightly. I'm very comfortable. Because I think the ostrich one, hear me out. I like to explain my, you know, my decisions, my thought processes. The ostrich one, I don't think, I don't know if you can make an ostrich eat something.

Okay. You know? You can take it to spaghetti, but can you make it eat? That's my question. Why is the ostrich just eating until it passes out? Yeah. It feels animal cruelty in a crazy way. Does it?

No, it's got the option to not do that. Stop at any time. If that's the real answer, I'm going to freak out. I don't think Peter was around yet. Also, why are we using ostriches for stuff? Which peter? The ostrich feels crazy. Peter.

Pita. Peter. origin. Let me look it up. 1980. Oh, that's not that long ago. And that makes sense. Yeah. What's the other one? RSPCA. Which is the bad one? Peter?

Well, I'm not going to be making that cool. Peter is the controversial one. RSPCA has been around since 1824, on the other hand. 1824? Yeah. I'm just double checking because of All right, Jets, are you ruling out the ostrich? I'm rolling out the ostrich, absolutely. I think that the blindfolded one,

I don't know if anyone can do that reliably, you know? Like, unless they set aside like two hours. You're just on the pitch, like swing after, swing after, swing after swing after swing. Yeah, because... Then you don't know ping. You don't know ping. Yeah, you don't know. No, Ping.

They don't know ping. I mean, they, because they do it unblown folded and it's still hard to hit a home run, right? Yeah. But that, but this is a, because it was a P.R. stunt. So it could have been like lobbing the ball and they, you know, I'm guessing they weren't chucking fastballs at him. Hit him in the head. And it's not impressed. Ball may have had a bell in it, you know.

You can hear as it. You're hearing it. And you're like, I'm going to, I'm going to swing my bat. That way. A collar, like a dog location. Maybe that's how I got his nickname of Ping. Is that what Santa Bella makes? Binga Linga Ding, dinga, dinga.

Well, I think it's... That was what his name actually was, but they shortened it to Ping. Ping linglinging. I think Ping relates to the table tennis, right? Like ping pong? I think this was like a... Oh, yes.

Inspiration for Marty Supreme kind of stuff. situation. Right. Yeah. I think that makes, that makes the most sense in my head as a real, as a real thing that could have happened, but also what I'm learning in this game is it's probably not the thing that you

think is real. Oh, this is, yeah, I bet I'm going to go for it. I'm going to go for it. And if I lose this time, next time, I'm just rolling the dice again. That's all I'm doing. I'm picking a number between one and what,

five and six and just like chucking it as whatever. But for now, no, let's, let's do the, let's do the table tennis. Awesome. All right. Ping pong for Jet. Josephine's already gone, so that leaves Naomi. I'm so sorry, I need you to read it out one more time.

999? Do you need me to go right into them or just give you a reminder? Reminder. Do you got the 999 tradition? You got the ping pong on the streets. You got eating contests with the ostrich. You've got close-up magic. You've got musical promo.

or you've got a blindfolded home run. No, I'm going to, I'm going to go the ostrich. Why not? Why not? It's a great question. And beautifully put. 1919, gives maybe ostrich.

Yeah, I was thinking, surely it's animal cruelty. Yeah, peak animal cruelty. The circus. When did, yeah, when did they stop using animals in the circus? I think they still use them. 2004? You know, Fun fact, in New York when they do the nativity for Christmas,

they bring like camels and donkeys across the stage at Rockefeller. Oh, there you go. At Rockefeller. They still do it. Sorry. At the rock. All right. All right.

You sound like you're from 30 rock. Rockefeller. Can't help it. I like it. All right. So here's who wrote the answers. Hitting a home run while blindfolded. That was Naomi.

Oh. Well. You know, you've got to give it a go. Close up magic. That was Cody. Question right okay of the house. Thank you, Cody. The 999 tradition, I'm afraid this wasn't the true origin story, Josephine.

That was Jet. And I knew it because Jet made a face when you said it. Joe was like, oh, wait, I know about this thing. It's definitely not the thing that I wrote in. Josephine went for the musical promo That was also Cody Okay, the questioner of the house Jet went for ping pong

That was Josephine And that means Naomi is correct It is the eating contest with the ostrich Yeah I mean no How did the ostrich pass out? It does make the most sense I figured they put like ostrich catnip in the food or something

right? The ostrich. Or they just kept it there. Percy was the name of the ostrich too. She had the name with the assassinations. Percy and Percy. Prime Minister. Did it pass up because it died? Just like a dual assassination.

It's sort of like I assume it survived. The article I'm going to read in a second. Or Cody actually wrote us a bit more info, but you'll not be able to hear any of that because you'll be writing your final answer. Yeah, it's really annoying. I'm like sitting here panicking and I know I'm missing all the fun. I'm having so much fun by myself

when you three just sort of, you know, popping down for a minute. Okay. So we're going to the final round with the scores at Jet on one, Naomi on four, Josephine on five, but out in front, the house on seven points. But this, for you three, it's triple points. So it's still truly anyone's game. And this is your longest answer as well,

so you earn the points. movie synopsis. If you know the movie still write a fake answer and play it like you don't know, because you can still trick the others and get the answer right. So the final question comes from Marnie from Alexandria in Virginia, and the question is, what is

the synopsis of the movie Wolfcop? What is the synopsis of the movie Wolfcop? So, you know, you'll be writing a paragraph here. Three or four sentences probably ish. And while you're writing those

answers, I'll let the listeners know a bit more about Bodie versus the ostrich. Oh, I want to hear about it. I'm having a tantrum. Okay, I'll repeat it back to you later. Okay. Cody writes, the 5'8-195-pound Bodie was a voracious eater. During one Florida spring training in 1919, Bodie's skills around the dinner table were put to the ultimate test. Yankees co-owner Cap Houston heard word of Percy the ostrich, a resident of the nearby Jacksonville Zoo, who was dubbed the World's Greatest Eater.

He saw a marketing opportunity for both his team and the zoo, arranging for Bodie to take on the eight-foot-tall-bird in a food battle royal. Bodie agreed and chose spaghetti as the dish. The first few rounds were close. Bodie apparently tossed his fork into the crowd during the opener and resorted. to using his hands. The ostrich started a struggle at the end of round two, but came back in full force in round three, even eating his handler's pocket watch.

Okay, well that might be why it passed out as choking on a fucking watch. And then, well, things took a turn in Bodie's favour. The outfielders continued to devour his plates, but the ostrich slowed precipitously. In a potential food coma, Percy staggered out of his corner before rounds nine and ten.

somehow a man was beating a wild animal in an eating contest he was on plate 10 of spaghetti and still smiling Bodie finished plate 11 before Percy could even get started the ostrich reportedly fell to his knees and passed out headfirst into the spaghetti the referee declared Bodie the quote undisputed eating champion of the world end quote holy shit yes that definitely sounds like some old school

animal cruelty. But if you think about it, it was for human entertainment and publicity, so maybe it's a fair price to pay. Final question. What is the synopsis of the movie Wolf Cop?

A puppy is chosen to be trained as part of an elite dog unit that works with police agencies helping to solve crimes around the country. He excels at every challenge and is at the top of his class, but it becomes clear that something is different about this dog.

He's not a dog at all. He's a wolf. Will they ever be able to tame him and turn him into a true wolf cop? Or will he always be wild at heart? Dogs are wolves. Option two. All dogs are wolves. Is that true?

I thought they were different breeds, like canine and like lupine or something? But dogs are from wolves. Right. And we're from apes, but we're not gorillas. You know what I mean? We're not apes anymore. No, but they're the same thing. I mean, we're all for fish if you really think about it.

Oh my God, that is beautiful. We're all tequila, uh, slit. We're all tequila, split fins. Split fins. You're getting a mixed up. Let me keep the slit. I did, yeah. Um,

um, option two, after his visitor. Do I order a tequila slit right now? I need something. It does sound like, yeah. I don't think you'll be happy with what comes. Um, it's just, A blended fish.

A blended fish in a shot bath. That was pretty little. Option two, after his visit to London, Teen David comes home to New York City, horrified by the crime running rampant in his hometown streets. Throwing aside his fears of the new changes he's gone through, David joins up with the police to bring peace to the city. Our beloved teenage werewolf is now the number one cop on the streets.

Will he clean up the streets or stain them with blood? only time will tell, especially as the full moon approaches. Option three, when ardent rule follower and beat cop, John Taylor finds himself without his partner during a domestic disturbance call, he is attacked by a loose seemingly rabid dog. Now he must find a way to keep his job, keep his wife and keep his secret, lest he be revealed as a werewolf and lose it all.

A small town alcoholic cop wakes up after blacking out only to realize that he has been turned into a werewolf. In wolf form, he continues his work as a police officer trying to solve the mystery of his transformation. Now he is not just any cop, he's a wolf cop. Or finally, in small town Louisiana, a rabid creature is attacking the town's folk. Detective Trent Winter is on the case with his newly acquired cano. powers. Winter is in a tight spot. Can he resist the alpha urges and solve the case? Or will he succumb to the wolf inside of him? That's tough.

Naomi, you'll go. You know what I'm going to do. Ask me to read him again? Yeah. I can't read. But I'll give you a little taste. Just read them quick. So you got the puppy who's...

No, you've got to read them. A puppy is... Oh God forbid. A puppy is chosen to be trained. as part of an elite dog unit that works with police agencies helping to solve crimes around the country. Excels at every challenge and is at top of his class, but it becomes clear that something's different about this dog. He's not a dog at all. He's a wolf.

Will they ever be able to tame him and turn him into a true wolf cop or will he always be wild at heart? Option one, option two. After his visit to London, Teen David comes home to New York City, horrified by the crime running rampant in his hometown, throwing aside his fears of the new changes he's gone through. He joins up with police to bring peace to the city. Our beloved teenage werewolf is now the number one cop Will he clean up the streets or stain them with blood Only time will tell

Especially as the full moon approaches It's option two Option three When ardent rule follower and beat cop John Taylor finds himself without his partner During a domestic disservice call He's attacked by a loose seemingly rabid dog Now he must find a way to keep his job

Keep his wife and keep his secret Lest he be revealed as a werewolf and lose it all That's option three Option four, small town alcoholic cop wakes up after blacking out only to realize that he has been turned into a werewolf in wolf form he continues his work as a police officer trying to solve the mystery of his transformation

now he is not just any cop he's a wolf cop Well finally in small town Louisiana A rabid creature is attacking the townsfolk Detective Trent Winter is on the case With newly acquired canine powers Winter is in a tight spot Can he resist the alpha urges and solve the case

Or will he succumb to the wolf inside I'm going to go the last one. All right. All locked in. Jet, what do you reckon? I'm going to go with number three, I think. I mean, the last couple of them all have a similar vibe. I think number three, I like the dynamic with the wife.

Yeah. That one seems fun. Keep his job. Keep his wife and keep his secret. You can see that being a tag one, totally. And that leaves Joseph. thing. I was going to do that one.

You can. But that's so, why would I do that? That's a great question. I want to be my own person. You're sick of living in Jet Shadow? Exactly. This is my time. I'm going to go with Airbud, but he's a cop.

So number one. Number one. Okay. Okay. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. The one with the London teen wolf coming to New York City. That was Josephine.

It wasn't bad. Too close to home, I think. My bad. Josephine was like, this is about me. Right what you know. It's my life story. Write what you know. Now, Josephine went for the first one.

I'm afraid that was Marnie, the question writer. Okay, the house. I love the question writer so much. Point for the house. Now, Naomi went for the one in small town, Louisiana. That was Jet. Congratulations, Jet. Oh, my gosh, points.

Points for Jet. Points for Jet. And points, too. Yeah. Not any points. Not Pilly. All points of points. That's true.

points of my book. That's so true. You'd say that, Pilly. When it comes down to it at the end of the day. You'd say that Pilly points. Jet went for the one about the ardent rule follower, keeping his job, his wife, and his secret. That was Naomi.

Oh, fuck. Meaning no one got the correct answer. It was the small town alcoholic. Oh, because I was so close to the last one as well. Those last two were so similar. But I really thought Josephine should have gone for my one as well. That way I would have preferred it. That would have, that could have changed everything.

Yeah. Did it change anything? Did the house just like brutalises? Well, we'll come back to the scores in a second. I can tell you this film has a 63% approval rating on Ron Tomatoes with critics. That is high. Only 46 with audience. A review that, and to be honest, a negative review by Dorothy Woodend has a line in it that reads,

I don't know whether to laugh or bath or both simultaneously. That sounds awesome. Yeah. That should be the tagline. Yeah, that's awesome. Let's release this. So before I give you the scores, we want to just tell the list of one last time

where they can catch pathological? Yeah. Yeah. It's on a humdinger YouTube channel, of course, the place where we're recording this from. Yes. Of which you are an owner of the company. Are you not?

Look, I don't like to blow my own trumpet, but I'm probably the most important cog in this machine. I would say so. And then no one really knows what the cog does. But you can't take it out. Yeah. You can't take it out. They all fall apart.

Because if you do, then you realize that it's more like an appendix and it's fine without it. So that's why I don't want anyone to take it out because then they'll know it. Well, you know, unless it would be safe. There's a big warning label. Like, keep this in. Yes. Don't take this out.

This is the crucial piece. Exactly. As far as we know. No one knows everything. And you need to have it padded right here on the forehead. Yeah. To not take me out.

Otherwise, basically Chernobyl. Yes. And the episodes are coming out what day of the week? I believe on... I think Thursdays? Thursdays every two weeks. Every two weeks.

Every two weeks? Yeah. That's what I've been told. There's six episodes. Awesome. And yeah, so the first one's out. I'll put a little. link to that in the show notes. Definitely check it out and comment something on there

about, you know, something in this episode. I don't know. What should they, what should the comment be that they watch and then they say something like, peep your slit or something like that? I would say anything but that probably is a good idea. To comment on a YouTube video. Any of those? Did anyone peep the slip? Jerking it under the overalls. Yeah. Any reference at all. Yodelay, he ho, Yotelay, she too. Which didn't quite work.

I was, I was, I think I chose that. You did choose it, so I did work, I guess. I had a thought, I'm like, should it be Yotelay, they two or Yotelay her to? But it just, anyway. Yotelay, he for she. Yeah. It's beautiful. Shout out, Emma Watson.

All right. I, what was I going to say? Yeah, watch pathological. There's some, there's some fun, unpredictable. stuff in it as well. I will say there is CCTV footage at one point. And I'm not going to tell you why, but

it is, it is, it is not for nothing. It is quite exciting. So good. It's incredibly dramatic. That happened to me that year. Whoa. For sure. Right, Jet? Yeah, no, agreed. No, a thousand percent. I mean, I have a pretty exciting life,

you know. Okay, Brooklyn. He goes up there. All right. So, check out. pathological but here is the final scores. Leap quadripling the score in that final round. Jet on four is in fourth spot.

Whoa! In third on the podium with a very consistent game. Until that final round, no points there. But Josephine on five points into second place. Only one point separating first and second. In second place on seven

points, it's Naomi. But the house has finally had a win for the first time. It's so long. Take the piss. On eight points with Josephine, with that choosing Marnie's answer in that last round, just got the house over the line. Thank you so much, Josephine, for that. Wow.

A true listener and fan of the show. Talk about cog in the machine. Yeah. Someone's got to fight for the man. Oh, yeah, big time. That feels good. Maybe I won't have to change the scoring after all. The house is still relevant.

group of pathological liars on the pod and we tanked it. Well, that's what I'm saying. We fuck it. This is all about truth telling, you know, figuring out what the truth is. That's not what pathological is about. It really seems like you stack the deck here. Yeah, yeah, big time. Yeah, we got that.

You know, we will ruin anything. That should be the tagline. Keep listening after the song because there will be some outtakes. Naomi was on an absolute tear this episode. Wait, can I plug my podcast as well? Oh, if you want to, I mean, that's not what you're here for, so I think Conor added it out. Connor added out whatever, no, is that said. No, go off like your podcast.

With Danielle? No, no, we're broken up. Oh. Yeah, she's with some other woman now. Oh, no. Yeah, we're enemies. Oh, for enemies? First of all, you know, straight up, you know, straight up death threat to Danielle Walker, you know, my greatest enemy.

Just joking. We're still very close. But my new podcast is called Three Lemons Carcass Out, and it's with Jordan Bar. Ever heard of her? Jordan Bar? She's been on this show a few times. I love Jordan Bar. Yeah, she's hilarious.

So you're like mean girl and nice girl sort of dynamic. It is crazy the way I treat her and she just will smile back in my face and go, we're having fun. And I'm like, you can't. She's the most relaxed person I've ever met while also being very funny. So funny. But yeah, it's our pop culture podcast. So check. Check that out.

Awesome. Definitely do that. The name is so confusing. You might need to say it again. Three lemons, carcass out. Oh, no, sorry. Yeah, it is a reference to the drink of choice of a woman on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But the podcast is not about like Bravo.

I mean, it does come up. I mean, we're not crazy. But it's just about whatever's happening, you know? Thanks so much for joining, Tommy. Jet and Josephine. and yeah thanks for everyone for listening and check out the microbe Instagram oh check out that

microbe Instagram for sure and also the game pathological why it's a board game hello oh my gosh yeah you can buy it by the game it's awesome I will say I think it's the best graphically designed board game I've ever seen that really means a lot

wow there are a lot of board games I can't believe that Jet did it not not I just seems like something that would be done by someone who exclusively does graphic design And not with these cheekbones. And those cheekbones again? It's a cheekbones. It makes me so mad.

And those blue eyes. Have you been mewing? Is that what you were saying about it? That's a lifetime of mewing. They've been goose fronting. I've just been goose fronting. This is all goose fronting, baby. 100% goose fronting.

Very good for the jewel on. Get on it everyone. Ooh. All right. Ooh. Thanks so much for joining us. And thanks to everyone for listening. Give us a five sorry.

Why not? Tell your friends if you think you might. They might enjoy this show or pathological. And cheers for tuning into Who Knew with Matt Stewart. Now that you know what, I've been Matt's show at Goodbye. Hey, I can ask two people living in America this. Okay. On the way here, I was listening to commercial radio, which I don't do that much.

But then it had like clearly the voice of like a black American man. And he said, Friday morning ghetto beats. and then it played Alicia Keys, like falling in and out of love, and then it played, do you remember? And then it played the thong song. And I thought that maybe that was incredibly racist, like, stuff that you wouldn't get away with in America to call that ghetto beats. Not in Trump's America.

I reckon that was AI. That would be my guess. An AI voice said that. You reckon? I reckon. Yeah. I met God. And he's a black man and he loves ghetto beats.

Feels like you've really curated an algorithm then, I mean. Fuck. That is. Oh, hang on. Yeah, in my head, you were listening to American radio. Yeah, that is. Sorry, it was an Australian radio. That is.

That is so. Oh, my God. And then the Australian host came out and he's like, it's R&B Fridays. Oh, that is. So you won't say ghetto beats and it's Alicia Keys. Thong song. Yeah. Yeah, and then

Thong sauce. And then Justin Timberlake. Oh yeah, now I get it. Canadian. He's the leader of ghetto beats, I think, famously.

Wait, did you see the video of him in the station when they were writing him up and they, like, had to, like, fill out the forms. And he's reading the forms that they filled out for him with all his details

and he looks up at the cup and he goes, white? And then he gets, ah, I'm just kidding. Genuinely, I was mad at our phone.

funny was because I don't like just to manipulate but I was like fuck he got me I think that's good stuff he's good at a bit he is he is he's it's devastating oh my god how is New York

classic Alicia Kaye's song it's chilling weird temperatures happening how's our mayor oh you're I'm in love actually I have beef with our mare currently

no don't what is it? Well, my favorite holiday, which is 420. Why is it? It's important. It's important. And in New York, it's like tradition to go to Washington Square Park, which is this like park in the middle of everything. And everyone goes and sells weed products and gives stuff away. And you can get like one dollar pre-rolls. And it's awesome. It's the best thing ever. Everybody smokes and there's a huge cloud over it at 4.20 p.m. Is it legal there? It's awesome. Absolutely. Okay, don't say absolutely like that.

Go on. Yes, it is. And this year, everybody's got to be hiding. Stop saying that. Yeah, this is Mom Donnie's New York. It's different. That's true.

But this year, he had the police, like, block off all entrances other than the main one. And then the main one was, like, a stanchion situation with helicopters in the park. Why? So nobody sold anything. and nobody was there and it was so sad. Why? Why do you do that? I don't know.

It was heartbreaking. I was like, Mom, Donnie, this is the only bad thing you've ever done. It's this right now. That's so sad. I saw someone say they were biking somewhere in New York and they like fell up, like they flew off their bike. And then like someone like put out their hand to lift them up and they looked up and it was Mom Darnie. And it was the closest thing to like being saved by Spider-Man. Daddy Darnie.

He was also biking. Sorry, I'm in love with him, but now I'm not, because why would he do that with the cops? Hellie cops. Has he talked about it? Did anyone ask him about it? No, I should have got to flag him down. He's on those bikes like every day.

Yeah. So many people I know have just seen him in the streets. That's so nice. There's got to be words that you have to just pronounce American otherwise. You won't be able to, you know. No, I get what you mean. Have you met any Craigs? I haven't met any Craig.

Oh, that'll help. Because they say it so fun. Craig. They're just like, we'll just choose our own vowels to say. Yeah, I love how they say Craig. Craig. Craig. But they also can't tell the difference.

I mean, we could test this out right now, Josephine. Can you tell the difference between these two words? Craig, Craig, Craig. Craig. Craig. Does they sound different to you? Like only slightly, but it's giving the same word. Oh my God.

That's really fun. I love it. Craig's way cute a way of saying Craig. No, it isn't. Do you reckon? I think it's wrong. Well, I mean, it's wrong. It makes me sick when I hear it.

Okay. We're real yin and yang. Yeah, it's Greg. Yeah. And what's worse than Greg? I mean, and I also like Greg to get us. I've got an uncle named Gregan. No, you don't.

I do. I do. Are we lying? Oh, that's a great cry. I thought A-N, but I don't know if I've ever seen it written down. Gregan, Gregan. I think Gregan's fantastic. Gregan.

There's lots of versions of Greg. Were you saying Greg and Craig? Is that what was just happening? No. Sorry. No, we were saying Craig and Craig. Right. Yeah.

Anyway, I mean, this isn't really what the show's about. Even though I think it would be a better show. How dare she? Yeah, that was a decision made in the room a moment before filming that. They were like, oh yeah, it makes sense because they'll connect with you. Was Jet in the room at the time? No one's going to connect with Jet. Look at that.

No, they made sure I wasn't. Look at that face. Can I say, when I saw Jet, I thought that is not the bone structure of a board game design. that I would expect. You know what I mean? Oh, okay. And then, and I told my boyfriend about it, and then the promo came out,

and he was like, is that jet? And I went, yeah. And he goes, yeah, I knew it, because I was like, that's the most beautiful person I've ever seen. Oh. And I was like, exactly. What the hell?

That's my story. The flattery will get you very far. I'm now, once again, way more comfortable. I'm going to text my frame back. I'm saying, too bad. You can kill me instead, because I don't want it anymore. Naomi's.

Thank God, because I just made that all up so you wouldn't be mad at me. Oh, he's so good at lying. Wait, hang on. I think you just... That's where the whole game's hers. I think you just did an American pronunciation, Jett. You said, Naomi. No, lots of people say Naomi.

Okay. I don't even notice, really. Right. Jet, you're in the hidden section of my DMs for some reason. Flagda's been a little... I can't wait to hear what you've written. He says, do you want primary or do you want... hit it and I said, give me hit it.

Hit him, yeah. It would be a fun reveal. Yes, Jep, so what is the show? What's, how did it all come about, et cetera? Yeah, okay, so it started off, like you said, as a card game. Yeah, where each round a trivia question card is pulled. And one person's the judge for that round and everyone else has a hand of answer. cards and they pick which answer they think they can justify the best. They're all going to be

wrong though. So you have a whole group of people, all with different answers, just saying absolute random crap to justify why their bullshit answer is the answer to the question. You have a bit of debate in there thrown in as well where you can get double points if you argue against someone's answer. And then it's now been turned into this show. And that, how did that come about? Well, when I originally thought of the idea for the game, I was actually thinking of it as a, like, filmed game show with comedians. And I didn't know that.

You didn't know that? No. Yeah. And I had so many other people in mind before you, but we landed on you. I did hear that. I did hear. You had a lot of men listed. I had COVID at the time.

Yeah. Otherwise, it would have been you. It would have been me, I'm pretty sure. Yes. I assume. Yeah. That's the kind of confidence you get. They approached me a couple months before, I think.

Yeah, yeah. You had a long bout of, you had long COVID. Had long COVID. And they got in early to ask you to be my backup, which was really clever in the end. Smart. Worked out well. Yeah, no, it was, the idea was for a show, but I was doing board game nights with friends at the time and playing party games. I was like, oh, this could work in this format, and it's something that I could quickly make up.

And so I was just on scrap pieces of paper for a couple of years until I was, I was like, oh, let me, let me knuckle down and, you know, fully produce this and put that out as a game. And then last year, I mean, I've been a fan of what Humding has been doing for a while in the Melbourne comedy scene for a very long time. So I think Josephine and I just like cold emailed. Like, hey, here's an idea. what do we think of this? That's awesome.

And yeah, it just worked out. How did you connect with Josephine? Yeah, go ahead, Josie. Oh, we just, like, met randomly last year, and Jet invited me to come to the first, like, pub trivia version of Pathological, because we do that here in New York. And then halfway through the first one,

Jet was like, you did photography, you do photography, right? Can you just take pictures for this, actually? like you don't need to play can you just take pictures? I was like, sure, I guess. And that I was taking pictures. I mean, it took really zoomed in photos of them. Yeah, you got everyone's microbes.

So Jets like, please put down the microphone halfway through. Please stop playing. Yeah, great. And then I stayed on. And then when it came around, time to like, when we did the cold email jet, was like, do you want to just be a part of this? Like, do you just want to do this? And I said, yes, please, absolutely.

I think this is very fun. Awesome. That's so great. Man, I had so much fun watching the episode last night. Big, like, probably the favorite guests on this show from listeners. And, you know, like, I don't want to play favorites, but she's one of the best, Miss Whitrip, and she was on the first episode. And so much fun.

Yeah, yeah. And Serend is another favorite guest on the show. And Lena Moon. Yeah. I was going to say Dunham. That's someone else, is it? Yes, I believe there is someone else called Lena. Taylor Griffiths

who I've been trying to get on. She cracks me up so hard. Man, that first episode was so much fun. Yeah, you can tell it's my first time meeting Taylor because the whole time I'm just like, this girl's crazy. She was charming the pants of you. And I'm sitting at home watching God

and she's chumber the pants of me too. She's good, terrible in the game. Terrible of the game. It was also awesome in an awesome way. Exactly. Kind of like how Serend plays this game. Yeah. Anyway.

And how Mish plays this game. Oh, true. Yeah. Yeah, Mish is. Mish is. Big wet herself. Big wet. Oh, my God.

I'm like, she's going to be good at this. I didn't know, you know, we were coming on with a super fan. Oh, yeah. Wait, me or? You. Yeah, you're a super fan of your own show. No, no, I'm pathological. Oh.

I'm telling you all about it. No, I meant, let's move on. Anyways. Connor will trim this up, I reckon, and maybe, like, thread it through gaps throughout the show. So pathological's just, like, simmering away the whole way through maybe. Connor, I don't know. Maybe you can do that. I don't know if you can.

Maybe you'll just... Anyway. Uh... Phonomes. Phonomes? Does anyone know before I look it up? P-H-O... Can you spell it?

P-H-O-M-E. No, I can't actually. B-H-O-N-E-M-E-S. Hang on, I hope this is my guy. It is. I love this guy on YouTube. Is he British? No, his name is Julian Miguel.

I have a favorite linguist. This guy is so good. Looking at Julian's pronunciation guide where we look at how to pronounce better, some of the most mispronounced words in the world, like this other curious word, but how. Do you say what you're looking for today? Let's learn how to pronounce these confusing word, one of the smallest units of speech.

Phonemes. Fon names. So you like your linguist sexy, I guess. Oh, man. Sms are all up in the mic. Welcome. Again, we will learn how to. say as this word

Phonemes I mean obviously I like a second Middle-aged British guy for me Phonemes That is hot Yeah Ozzie maxing I mean Australia

Yeah accent-mogging Yeah Yeah Australia We do we do pronounce things a lot more forward A lot more tight Sorry

Yeah we're all loose over here I guess You are. You have a much more relaxed. We gave it taught. Jaw. What? We're tense over here.

All that trauma from being in prison. Yeah. All the trauma, I mean, yeah, we're a trauma. You know, Americans don't have any of that. None. What even, sorry, what's that word? Trauma? I'm going to need you to define that one.

I don't think we've got that here. How do you spell that one? Yeah, yeah, could you spell that one? This is who wrote the answers. Pilly flat, testy fish. That was Jet. Willy-billy bass. That was Naomi.

No, it wasn't. Or Naomi. Wait, is that not yours? What did you write? Pilly-Willi-Bee bass. Well, let me say this again. I do remember doing that. And I didn't...

That was moments ago. You fucked me. Connor. Obviously edit that out. I was going to pick that one. Don't edit it out. I would have picked that one. Edit out your mistake.

Yeah, edit out my mistakes. Number one. That's your... That's your main role as editor, Connor. You can put it to back. I could have maybe gotten some points if it was the Pilly Willie Billy Bass. He trims out the nonsense and puts it at the end. So this, I'm not saying you don't have to get rid of this altogether,

but just take it out of this bit of the show. So that when people clock off at the end, they won't find out what a monster you are. Monster? All right. Here's who wrote the answers. Pilly flat testy fish. That was Naomi.

No, it wasn't. Oh, motherfucker. Did I just put them back in the same spot? No, wait, what? Did I say, what have I done? Who put you in charge of this show? Connor, this all is out. You understand what I'm saying?

It's so funny, I just misread it. I had it right and I read it wrong. Wow. Does anyone have a good bit that we could say right now that we can run through the rest of the show so we keep this in? Someone come up with something funny, quickly. I'm going to reference this for the rest of the show.

Well, you're just making Conner's job harder. I thought you were for the working man. Well, some, well. Disappointing, Naomi. One of us must be in the wreckage brother, right? Bain, don't worry. Go on. Here is who wrote the answers.

Willie Billy Bess. That was Naomi. No, it wasn't. It was. It was. Peeley, Willie Bess. Yeah, yeah. Oh, we're just pretending that I wrote Willie Bally Bass.

Oh my God. I actually put Pilly On the wrong lines Why the fuck did that happen? So you fucked up two answers Yeah, no, my Yours didn't have Pilly, did it Jett? No, I did not?

No, it did not. This is outrageous. All right, stop saying that. This is just how it is. Okay? Stop correcting me. I expected an era of professionalism here. Yeah, so this is the type,

If you're listening to this, this is a type of thing you should not expect when you watch the show, pathological, because we run a tight ship. And when I read the answers out that are available, I just read the words as they're written on the screen probably. If you shut up about it, I'll give you both a point, okay? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about that fish.

Wait, wait, where's he from? Where's the singer from? America. Okay, thank you. All right, go on. What do you mean? Borty. I get an American definition. B-A-W-D-Y. B-A-W-D-Y.

B-A-W-D-Y. Yeah, is that, it's a very old, old-schooly word. Bordy. Adjective. Humorously coarse, lude, or risque. Dirty or foul. Obscene, filthy. Unchaste.

Unchaste. All right, that's where I'm going. Josephine said it unchaste. I'm home. I'm in it. Gotcha. All right, so We don't have any information on it, like, if they are recovering.

Oh, yeah, I think there was a pretty old article, too. So they may be a booming. They're done. They're gone. They've gone the way of the Tasmanian tiger. That was really sad. The Tasmanian tigers were cool. Rip.

I think the last one was, like, imprisoned in the New York City Zoo. Central Park. Guys, what did you do that for? Jed, I'm so glad you asked. The population is growing. It's up now over 2000. Oh my God. Hallelujah.

Beautiful. Life is worth living, guys. Oh, my God. Thank you so much for asking that question. I was too scared to check. Right. It says population decreasing on my... Oh, no, no, but...

Oh, sorry. That might be old. Is this lying? That's probably old. That's old. That's old. That's old. That's old.

Don't worry about it. Well, now I want to see what it looks like. Tequila split fin. That's such a cute name. Yeah, they're tiny little cute fish. They are cute. Oh my God, they're awesome. They're not ugly like the ocean sunfish.

Oh, that sounds like a fish that would be beautiful. You should look it up. Ocean sunfish. Or the, what is it, the dogfish? I just don't like the ones with teeth. It's so funny. The first picture that comes up. is brutal.

Oh, they're awesome. You see, the first picture that comes up, I don't know about you, but for me it's the one where it has a giant bite taken out of it. Oh, that is the one that comes up. I got this one. That looks sick. That's an amazing-looking thing. You like that?

I like it. All right. It looks like a fish and whale merged together. Why? It's got one big fin on top and one fin on the bottom. Oh my God, allegedly they're the dumbest fish alive. Yeah, that is. I heard that.

Maybe I needed help. Possibly why I'm a joy. I like it. Yeah. I see a little bit of myself in it. It's a mirror. Hey, Naomi, you've got your answer. Do you want to tell us anything more about this show?

What else my other guests you got coming up on the season? Oh, so many. Bangers. That I definitely remember because. We reported it months ago. I think Ben Russell's on the second episode. Oh yeah, I don't know the order of the episode. Right.

Because it's not the real order, but we got Ben Russell, Barney Pollock. Oh, yeah. He's going to be on this show next week or the week after, I think. He's so funny. To promote this. For sure. Montane. Monaine.

Sick. Rips it up. We have Rudy Jean Rigg. Very, very, very. funny. Phenomenal. Funny. Super funny.

Quick help me, everybody. Yeah, who else are we got? Cass page. Caste, she's the best. Sorry about that. So a lot of guests who this would be familiar with. Lena Moon's on another episode.

Lena Moon is so funny. Yes. Ray O'Leary is on. Ray Leary. So funny. Beck Petratus. Beck Petratus. Come on, Beck Petratus.

Hard to get on. Can I say not her four day? Millie Halton Oh, Millie so funny Um Beck Beck did a generational run On her episode I would say

On their episode I would, if I had to call What would I call Beck Betratus Um on pathological In one word Innovative I would say Okay So look forward to that

Um Who else is there? Ashley Appap Um And Matt Jenner We already said Maddie Weeks.

Maddie Weeks? Maddie Weeks? It's all, it's nothing but quality. Yeah, it is. We had a bunch of terrible people and were like, let's just not have them on. Oh, let's just have it all funny people.

Oh, right. Yeah, okay. It's part of the strategy. Making a little more sense. Tight selection process. I'm not on there, but, um. Yeah. And that's funny.

I remember your name kept coming up and we kept me like, get him off. It'd be really good. to have some people from Humdinger involved and you're like, yeah, we're going to have to blackball some. Beck, yes, Matt, no. That's a pretty, can I

put it strongly? Never. Yeah, never again. Never again. Yeah. That's what, that's the word I came back to me over Naomi's dead body. That's right. Yeah. And I said, all right, so it's, so there's

a chance. So give me a week. You're going to pretend to have long COVID. I can use that time. You can use that time to plan a murder. I'll come back. Murder Naomi. You supper on the show.

Yeah, no, it'll work. Yeah. No, yeah, it'll be good. You're not the first person to have that plan. I should really tame up. Don't. Don't. No.

Goose fronting? No. No, yeah, we goose fronting. Definitely for sure. No. You know, there's a channel here that is just like, like people doing up homes. And it's like real show TV. Oh, you mean like.

Like a free to air channel. Oh, there is? Yeah, it's like nine something. That's nice. And I just watched so much of it. And Americans just like doing renovations on houses. That's a, it's always a quirky couple of some sort. Oh, it's different people each time.

Yeah, all these different shows. And then there's house hunters international. or something like that. I liked, as a show for Tiny Homes that I watched during COVID, you might have seen it. And I liked it because they clearly paired together the two guys, and they had no prior relationship or rapport. And one was clearly really annoyed by the other.

And he was like, there was like a construction guy, and then the, like, the charismatic guy. But the charismatic guy was clearly really annoying to the other guy, who was doing all the actual work. And it was just a pleasure to watch that, like, relationship, blossom in like a negative way. Oh, okay. You know?

Okay, I thought it was sending a turn. Yeah, no, they got so sick of each other. I like how you think of blossoming as a negative now. Yeah. Well, that's positive to me. Yeah. Seeing just like the resentment bubble. Yeah.

No, yeah, so many good shows. There's a cabin one. There's all sorts of ones. But they're nearly all in a lot. What channel is this? It's like 94, but I don't know what it's called. I'll get on it. Nine life.

I came to me There we go Yeah I haven't watched it since COVID But I reckon I was watching it For like 10 hours a day at one point Awesome Did you learn anything

Really good head space And I mean We are just breezing over The fact that the guy's name is ping bodey But anyway I didn't want to I was going to ask Is that the real name

Yeah it's got to be a nickname Right It's got to be Let me double check that Oh I would love this information I'd love to have Yeah, his real name's Frank Bodie. Ping's the nickname.

Ping's pretty fun. Yeah, Ping is great. But that seems like a baseball related nickname, you know? But it feels like a metal bat kind of sounded. He would have been hitting with wooden bats back then. Can I ask a question? It should be bong bodey. Dong bong?

Bong bode. Bong bode. Bong or dong bode. Bong or dong bode. Dong bode. I think that's a better word. I think dong bode is really good. Why didn't I go with dong bode?

Can I ask a question? Sure. Is he white? Yes. Okay. It's 1919. Yeah. I don't know when they, when did that have.

1919 baseball. When was, when did Robinson cross the line or whatever? That's so far. Isn't it, it's wild that we know these sort of American touchstones? I don't know what you're talking about. Robinson. Number 42. Jackie Robinson.

Jackie Robinson. Jackie Robinson. He crossed. The colour barrier in 1947. What's that? Well, that was where baseball was all right. Oh, colour back, you mean race? Yeah.

Right. Yes. But it's, I, look, the term we don't have here. But you were talking about TV sincerely. That's not my, that's not my term. That's what is said. On the Wikipedia page. That's what you saw on Google.

Yes, that's what I'm reading right now of Google. Yes. Oh, God. I'm sorry. I'm riffing and I haven't written. Was this again? 1919. Gotcha.

America has just finished with World War I. There's an air of positivity and hope about the future. Ping Bodie is involved in a publicity stunt. What is it? So, yeah, we're coming up to, what, the 217 year anniversary, I think. Whoa. Wait, so, and just. to confirm he did all these things in 1809 or 19 oh did I say 1909 1809 1809 yeah and then right yeah

yeah yeah that's crazy 1919 yeah yeah but I sometimes my version of the millennial bug is I'll put 19s at the front of every year the millennium bug is something that you kids won't remember but there was real paranoia coming up to the year 2000 that computers, systems were going to crash around the world because they weren't set up to change Y2K, yeah, Y2K. Y2K. But yeah, something in my brain has that same problem

and every year just ticks back to even if it's 18 or 17, my brain goes 19. So did I just say, that has to be 19? It's always 19. No, you said 18. I was getting confused. Okay.

You were there. Crazy that guy just sat back down. Yes. And people were like, yeah. They were like, he was like, you know, I was justified. The government screwed me over. Come on. Go Luigi Man Gioni himself just back then.

Yes. Do you not know that? Original. Original Luigi. Do we know that? Was that you said? No. We know about that guy.

Yeah. Did you see Charlie Day in his Mario. doing the Mario promo tour. I think he was in Italy or somewhere. And I asked him who his favorite Luigi's wearing. He said Luigi Mangione. What was your involvement in the web series version of the show, Josephine? Oh, I did a lot of, like I assisted with all of the development of it.

So figuring out rules of the game, game flow, like how we were going to. going to turn it into kind of like a readily engageable show. I was along for the ride. I came to Melbourne last year to do a lot of the like meetings and stuff like that. During French, I want to say. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Yeah, I had a good time.

And then I just did. And then it was me and the like crazy Zoom calls while I was in London. and we were doing like iron out. How do we add tension? How does it work? It was me at like five o'clock in the morning going, I don't know, man. Take some of my tension.

Deliver it in. I got heaps. I got heaps. I've got loads. Yeah, I'm so excited that it's out now. It looks so good. Everybody did such a good job on. Man, I love the background so much that the colors and the just looks so cool.

that was yeah that was a very kind of last minute thing we're trying a couple of things or Ella was trying a couple of things and couldn't figure it out and they had their focus on a bunch of other stuff with the set

and I was like let me just chuck a couple of things together within like 15 minutes I was like let's just throw this on see how it looks and Evan and I both look at each other like yeah this is beautiful it looks so good yeah the whole colour scheme all the graphics is yeah

really big fan a lot of late nights from our creator over there yes me sorry Jed I'm not talking about you I'm talking about who owns pathological Naomi when I was in Melbourne last year to do meetings for the show we went to

the gamey game live show during Podfest and we were sitting there and it was 40 minutes of 9-11 jokes How do that go? Great. Everybody laughed. Yeah. Including you?

You sign that on the record? Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, you know. On the record, I also laugh at them. I would say, if we don't laugh, the terrorists win, you know what I mean? I'm with you. Well, my friends and I this year, in New York, they, like, do these huge beams of light into the sky at the, like, memorial.

and this year I text my friend I said what are these lights and like why is there are there police going around like what's this light in the sky and then 30 minutes later we were like we forgot I guess you can forget

that sucks did you just do an edit Naomi? I was going to but then I forgot what I was it doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter yeah that's what I realized that way to do it doesn't even matter

it doesn't matter I'm glad on pathological I'm the host because when I'm a contested on anything I take it too seriously. We should have done this episode with you, me and you switching spots. You could have hosted and I could have played. I did that once.

It was pretty fun. Did you like it? I didn't, yeah. Did you like playing? I do I like playing a bit. Yeah, it was pretty good. Season two pathological. We'll swap you.

Yes. Well. Matt, celebrity, yes. Matt gets those and I get to have COVID. I don't. I don't know if I'd, be a, I'd feel comfortable hosting this is easy

because it's like, you're right or you're wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But being like picking your favorites and stuff, that's something only a mean girl could do, I think. What are you trying to say, Matt? What are you trying to say? Well, I wasn't even thinking about it. I just, the idea in general.

Right, it was wholly not to do with me. Oh, that's the joke. Yeah, yeah. Not targeted at all. I believe, I don't know. I think you could bring that. You're in a mean girl.

It is very mean, I think I can do it to you because you are a mean girl. I think I can do it back to you. But it is hard. I wouldn't be able to do it to like, or Taylor, obviously you didn't do it to her because. That was just, she caught me off guard because I hadn't, you know. I'd be able to really go in on her. I reckon in that first episode I would be like, oh, four winners again. You're all great.

I love you all. Can I say it actually is kind of hard. I imagine it would be really. pick winners. Yeah, imagine there's edits of you going, what do I do? And I just pick, it doesn't matter, just pick someone. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, no, because I'm a professional. But I keep it all inside. Oh, yeah. Push it down. Matt, if you want to do three winners for this one, though, for this show that we're doing right now. Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Jet? Greatly appreciate you.

I would love that, actually. Thank you very much. You want to make peace? You want to double or nothing? I would love to make peace. I mean, Jed, I'm pretty sure your only point is a pity. point so far. So look, I've given you your whole school. Pilly point. Pilly point. You haven't earned a single point. So I think I've given you 100% of what you've got. And if anyone's

hearing this, you know, just let me know. If you're hearing this, Connor is asleep at the wheel. I assume they use wheels to edit podcasts.