Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 195 - Dave O'Neal, Dave Warneke and Sonia Di Iorio

Episode Date: June 8, 2026

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 192 features comedians Dave O'Neal, Dave Warneke and Sonia Di Iorio!Buy tickets for the ...200th episode: https://tickets.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/7bb3026b-b8a8-40b8-8693-2cadee9f423cSupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's stand up special 'Best Man': https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his stand up special 'Live at Stupid Old Studios': https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESee the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, mates, it's the titular Matt Stewart here in 2026, letting you know about the 200th episode. It's happening live in Melbourne on the 27th of June, 4 p.m. at basement comedy club. And I've announced the first three guests, Jess, the Big Bopper Perkins, Mish, Big Wet, Whitrop, and Dave, the carryover champ Warnocky. There'll be at least one more guests announced. But in the meantime, grab your tickets. Welcome to Who Do It with Matt Stewart, the show where the guest writes wrong answers on, the titular Matt Schult, our first guest, has appeared on shows such as Upper Middle Bogan and Truceau with Hamish and Andy, it's Dave Warnocky.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Oh my God, you remember my two lines on each show? Who are you in a... I loved Upper Borgon. Who were you in Up in a Borgian? I was a, the Maths Tudor for the Little Boy in the show. Oh yeah, the Redhead Kid. I just wanted to watch porn in the corner. Oh, that's right.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Yeah, it was a character doing, Dave. Our character's name was Conway, so there you go. That's great. I've had the IMDB up because I was looking up Dave's, Dave 2's credits here. Yep. Too many to mention. Bread and West in Stingers. That's right.
Starting point is 00:01:20 I haven't mentioned that one. That's a big one. I don't know if they, I don't know. No, that's on there, I'm sure. Okay. Well, speaking of, our second guest this week has written and performed on many classic shows, including full frontal. Eric Banners show and the McAuliffe program.
Starting point is 00:01:35 It's Dave O'Neill. And Stingers, sorry. And Singers. Yeah. Yeah. And I was in Utopia. I played a property developer called Nathan. And I did a gig the other day and this guy introduced me and goes,
Starting point is 00:01:46 and of course he's best known for playing a property developer. I'm like, what's he talking about? He's a huge Nathan fan. And the fierce guy was Bob, the lawyer that ate in meetings. Anyway, yeah. That was recent. That was more recent. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:59 You should remember that. Yeah. Bob someone. Our third guest this week is a writer for Sam Pang tonight and is appearing in the upcoming TV movie Cop This as the character Italian-speaking girlfriend of Sonny the Oreo. So you're in Ed Cavalys.
Starting point is 00:02:15 That's a Cavalys film, isn't it? Yes. Yeah. I've seen a photo of it on the, they put a photo out somewhere, yeah. Yeah, Italian-speaking woman. That's who I am. So you speak Italian in it?
Starting point is 00:02:25 Well, yeah, I say one line in Italian, quite badly. No, he's like, oh, yeah. He sent me the script. He's like, oh, there's this line to an Italian. Have a look. See if it's good. Like I use Google Translate. And I'm like, yeah, I would change this.
Starting point is 00:02:41 But I said, oh, just if you want me to be an Italian person, I can't do it. Because, you know, when I speak Italian, I have an Aussie accent. But if you just say it's someone who speaks Italian, then that's fine. He's like, yeah, yeah. I'll just say, oh, you live in Italy. You move to Italy. And who's girlfriend are you? Ray O'Leary.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Oh, great. Ray's done pretty well. What happened in? We're like, no. Hey, Ray and I, we had a steamy love for their one, so what happened? Okay, we? Okay, so this is how the show works. I ask a relatively obscure trivia question.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answer as well as the real one. I'll have to guess which one is correct. The first question comes from William Decker from Lancaster. And the question is, what is the definition? of the word scrapple. While they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works.
Starting point is 00:03:34 You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point, if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. Oh. I've put it into my own fake answers
Starting point is 00:03:44 for each question with the help of the question writer. We get a point for each one of those that are guessed you. So each of us can scrub up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me, the house.
Starting point is 00:03:55 And the house always wins off. You've listened in previous episodes. You'll know that is rarely the case. And don't even think, out, the guest get true points in the final round. Most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. And if you want to submit a question, sign up on any level of via Patreon.com slash do you go on pod.
Starting point is 00:04:11 And also, we're filming this. I hope you're all okay with that. Episodes are going up on the Do Go on YouTube channel. You know, if you want to see people sit and see. For that guy from Lancashire or wherever he is from. Luckily, he spelt out phonetically, Lancaster. But it looks like Lancaster. Lancaster.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Lancaster like the plane. Yeah, yeah, right. But it's, he's pronounced it. Langcaps, Kista. All right. So the answer is over the first question. What does Scrapple mean? Here you've got six options.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Right. Here they are. An unresolved software bug in Apple iOS updates, intentionally left by developers as a way to field test solutions. Sounds good. Option two. It's a Scrabble-based breakfast cereal. No.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Sounds real. Option three, when you get angry playing Scrabble and flip the board over. I love that. Option four, a breakfast mush of pig scraps pressed into a loaf served fried. This is similar, two similar answers. Option five, the last little sip of a bottle of spirits. Oh. Or finally, a word game with tiles la Scrabble that also introduces thumb and arm wrestling to the classic board game.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Ah. Okay. Like a scrap. Scrabble. Warnackie, what do you reckon? Oh my gosh. What was the breakfast loaf? What was the first half of the phrase?
Starting point is 00:05:32 A breakfast mush of pig scraps pressed into a loaf. Serve fried. That sounds ungodly. But it also sounds awesome. No. Like if you fried it or something? Yum. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Yeah, we're on the same. I can't believe you're not fat, Dave. That's not, yeah. Dave's been protected by God from fatness, I think, because he's got a thin esophagus. Yeah. The food doesn't go down. But I'm on a medicine now that's treating it, so I reckon that. Oh, so you have a chum-up.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Shub up, man. Only? Yes, my scrapels are smoothies. Okay. This liquid-dye. Imagine that you scrand up all the pigs. Oh, you put it together into the sausage and then you're, oh, yeah, that's good stuff. You know what?
Starting point is 00:06:14 I've talked myself into it. Lock in Scrapple. Big scraps. Okay. That's the real answer, you reckon. That's the real answer. That's what you're trying to guess. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:06:23 What do you think, Dave? I reckon, it's only the first one or the last. one. I like the last one. So you got the software bug or you got the scrap, Scrabble game with, uh, Oh,
Starting point is 00:06:36 or the last sip of spirit? I'll go that. We'll go that. Yeah, we'll go that. Sonia, what do you think? I'm going to go the first one for something different. The, the software bug.
Starting point is 00:06:48 All right. Yeah, well written if it's not right. Yeah, right. It sounds real. He's a very real. The man is real. The one, uh,
Starting point is 00:06:57 Scrabble with arm wrestling. That was William, the question writer, aka the house. Sounds fun at least. Yeah. I think a few of you were thinking similar things. Getting angry playing Scrabble and flipping the board over. That was Sonia. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:09 The Scrabble-based breakfast cereal was Dave O'Neill. Yes. Now, Sonia went for the Apple bug. That was also William, the question writer, I'm afraid. So that's a point for the house there. Dave O'Neill went for the last sip of the bottle of spirits. That was Dave Warnocky. Oh.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Oh, you piecehead. Meaning that Dave Warnocky is correct. It is a breakfast mush pig scraps. Oh, no. Scrapple. It's an American-Pensilvanian delicacy apparently. Scrapple. Scrapple.
Starting point is 00:07:40 I'll try it for sure. What's it got in it? Pigs, Mussolaneous. Yeah, it's the, you know, the bits that you wouldn't put in. The main bit. Yeah. The ones that have a name, you know, bacon. Hand.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Yeah. Crackling. It's none of those. Ad hoc. Ad hoc. Ad hoc. Pig. Snout and stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:57 that I guess. Snouts and gizzards. Hey, it's still pig. Still pig. If you're going to eat the other part. Yeah, true. It's dead anyway. That's right.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Waste not want not. All right. So two points to Warnocki, one point of the house in that round. Question two comes from Aaron Land and Becker from Kentucky. You said that like allegedly that's a no. It's not. Well, what's, how would you say this name that I've highlighted there? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Aaron Land. Aaron? Yeah. A-E-I-R-N. Yeah, Aaron. Okay, so Aaron and Becker's question is, what is the common name of the fish, Arimazen Sucheta? I mean, it doesn't really, don't really worry about it. Just make up the name of a fish.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Okay. You don't have to describe it or anything. Just come up with a name, you know, an interesting name of a fish. Or guess the real one. I mean, if you want to have a stab, that's sure. You're trying to trick the Dave's, basically. Okay, we're trying to trick the Dave's, basically.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Okay, we're trying to trick the. Dave's and it's not easy. It's not easy. They are very cluey. Yeah. Mine's like still traps those two. Can you say the name again? The Latin name?
Starting point is 00:09:05 Yes, yes. Aramizon Sucheta. Ah. Sounds a bit Italian. Latin Italian. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Scrapple. Dave, don't get too hungry listening to this. William Wright, Scrapple is traditionally made from hog trimmings
Starting point is 00:09:20 such as the head, heart and liver, bored with bones to create a broth. Cornmeal is added to the meat. and broth to form a mush, which is always... Hey, that's good for the esophagus. That's good. Yeah, that's like hospital food. Then seasonings like sage time,
Starting point is 00:09:36 savory and black pepper are added. He is salivated. This is so good. You had me at trimmings. The mixture is formed into loaves and due to its composition is often described as being made from, quote,
Starting point is 00:09:48 everything but the oink. Wow. So it's like a meatloaf kind of thing. It's like a meatloaf. Yeah. Yeah, pig meatloaf. Yeah, pigloaf. Yeah, pigloaf is a good branding.
Starting point is 00:09:59 It originated from German colonists near Philadelphia in the 17th century and is closely associated with Eastern Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, Southern New York, Washington, D.C., and the Delmarva Peninsula, where it celebrated 8 October at the Apple Scrapple Festival in Bridgeville, Delaware. Wow. Imagine that. It has also been referenced in jazz artist Charlie Parker's 1947 composition. Scrapple from the apple. That's where I knew it from.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah. Yeah. Big fan. All right. The answer we're in for question number two. What is the common name of the fish Eremizon Satcheta? Here are your options. Zigzag fish.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Ooh. Lake chub sucker. Ghost mutt. Catfish. Parrot fish. Oh. Or snub nose cheeser. Nah.
Starting point is 00:10:53 None of those can be right. Yeah, go get, Matt. Give us another six. They're all wrong. This is crazy. I feel like I'm on Australia's brainiest. Yeah, braini's comedian. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Find a fruit in this word. Scrapple. All right. So, David is your go first here. Zigzags shuffle fish. That one. Lake, yep. I got that one.
Starting point is 00:11:16 All right. Don't muck around. Stop the thought. I am going to go with the ghost muck. Because I just love the sound of that. Yeah, maybe. It's a cool name, I reckon, for a fish. Probably made up, but I mean, they're all made up.
Starting point is 00:11:30 But was it made up by a scientist? That's the question. Leroy, get us that ghost mutt. Get one of them ghost muts. What do you think, Dave? Can you read out the other four? Snub-nosed cheezer, parrotfish, catfish, and lake chubb sucker. Oh, catfish is a real thing.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah. Oh, no. So is the answer. So is the answer. Surely parrotfish is real too Yeah, parrish is, I'm sure they're real I've heard of them Yeah, absolutely
Starting point is 00:11:58 But in the interest of fun Let's go with the The sucker Lake chub sucker Yes please Chub sucker Okay It sounds like a delicacy
Starting point is 00:12:07 Yeah Yeah Which one would you eat? David eat them all If you could wind them up With some scraple A little trimming of it Mushet
Starting point is 00:12:15 Mushet Okay Snub knows Oh no I've just realized I've been misreading it Sorry Snubbos cheezer.
Starting point is 00:12:24 That was Dave Warnacky. Oh, I did mean snubnosed chees. Okay, great. Yeah, yeah. So I accidentally correctly. Snubbos cheeser. That's pretty good though. Snubbos.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Son, you would pick that if you'd said it correctly. Yeah. Snobos. Snobnose sounds ridiculous. Snubbos. Okay, I'm listening. Parrot fish, that was Sonia. That doesn't exist?
Starting point is 00:12:44 I think it, I think it, oh, okay. It does it? It does it? Oh, we don't know. Sounds familiar. I reckon it could exist. Oh, okay. it seems to exist.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Yeah. Their mouths resemble a parrot's beak. There you go. Catfish. That was Dave O'Neill. Very basic answer, but yeah. I think I liked where you're going. You were trying to...
Starting point is 00:13:08 Well, it's a real fish. There was a recent episode where people had to make up a fish. And Lena Moon wrote A Giraff. Oh. And that also wasn't picked. Really trying to confuse him. Yeah, yeah. Zigsag shuffle fish. Dave, you went for that.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I'm afraid that was Aaron and Becca, the question writer. Thanks, Aaron. Sonia went for Ghost Mutt. I'm afraid that was the house. I just happened to be listening to a band called Ghost Mutt at the time when I was putting this together last time. I think it's the Simpsons reference. Yeah, so I think Marge is pitching cartoon characters.
Starting point is 00:13:47 Well, they say they're suing itchy and scratchy. Like the creator. And they say, well, who can come out with the character? This lady, and they point to bars and she says, how about ghost mutt? And it's like, that's actually pretty good. Most of the things rolling around in my head, ass and jokes.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Just lit up for a part of your brain that you're like. And that means Dave is correct. It's the Lake Chubb Sucker. Oh, I was right. I'm afraid that was Waterkey. You went for the next day. Yeah, sorry. I got to call.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I said I'll call you Warnocky. Question three comes from Leah, a guest from Tune Gabby in New South Wales. And Leah's question is, what's the name of a construction supply business in Ontario in Canada? But the trick here is that this construction supply business uses wordplay based on a celebrity's name. Oh, okay. Okay, so you've... Pani slash wordplayish construction supply. company, but it's using a celebrity's name in there.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Construction supplies. Bad wordplay is absolutely accepted or encouraged this. Yeah, okay. So you're not going to have, you don't have to think too much about this. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you, the ones that I wrote last night are going to be worse than yours. Okay. While you are coming up with those, I'll let the listeners know a bit more about these chubsuckers,
Starting point is 00:15:16 Lake chub suckers in particular, according to Aaron, to freshwater fish endemic to North America and is mainly found in lakes, ponds and swamps, rarely in streams. It has a very specific and narrow habitat, making it extremely susceptible to habitat changes driven by invasive species, climate change, and agricultural practices.
Starting point is 00:15:36 And this has led to three historical subpopulations having been lost. And apparently none of the 10 remaining populations are not doing so good. So if you see any lake chub-suckers, out there. Give him a hug. I could use it. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Question three. Answer in. What is the name of a construction supply business in Ontario, Canada that uses wordplay based on a celebrity's name? Here are your options. Brick Astley. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Construction Iyer Twain, building supplies. Oh, that's great. Shatner, fat, fasteners. Yeah. McCauley Colking. Oh, McCauley Colking's great. Timberton's tons of timber. Yeah, nice.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Or gravel Levine. Gravel Levine. A lot of these are Canadians too. Yeah. All right, Sonia, and she'll go first. I reckon brick assley is the best one. Yeah. Because, you know, for brand awareness, it rolls off the tongue.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Never going to give you up. Yeah, never going to give up those bricks. Yeah. I reckon it's that one. All right. Lock on that emphasis. son, yeah. Warnocky, what do you reckon? Well, the idea that the question writer was just in traffic and they were stuck behind a truck
Starting point is 00:16:53 with this on the back. It was, it was absolutely inspired by that. But it was, it was one step further. Devon Sawyer, the 90s heartthrob was stuck in traffic and he took a photo of a van, posted on Instagram and Leah saw that post and then sent in the question. Okay. With that information on, what's Devin So, I know trying to get to the mind of Devon. What does Devin Sawyer find funny?
Starting point is 00:17:16 Who is Devin Sawyer? I think he was in Casper. Yeah, it's like a 90s teen heartthrobbers in a real boy. I don't know what else. No. Casper, you know, Casper's, I used to love Casper the friendly ghost, but you know he was a little boy who died of leukemia? It's kind of a very dark backstory.
Starting point is 00:17:34 I mean, he took a little boy. Right. He's got his second life. Yeah. So, Warnocky. I mean, I can only think of Gravel Levine now. What else was there? Construction.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Timber tons of timber, McCauley Colking, Shatner Fatna Fasner Farners, construction Iyer Twain, building supplies. I think we only have, because it's like so clunky, construction Iyer Twain. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:00 And that do impress me much. That's good stuff. That's, yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking Brick Astley is not clunky enough. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Anyway. All right, Dave.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I'll just go, I love Shinawain that one, but I'll go McColley Colkin, because that's quite funny. And I know a. what colking is because I talked about on the radio once
Starting point is 00:18:19 so I never knew what it was it's like filling in stuff yeah with grout yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:18:25 yeah don't worry I know about colking you got a colking gum yeah yeah all right
Starting point is 00:18:31 here's the answers and I'm so sorry so new that I lied to you I was sure it would get picked gravel Levine fantastic was it you
Starting point is 00:18:40 and a Canadian unbelievable oh that's fantastic I think it was too good for the base he was a skater boy Tim Burton's tons of timber that was the house That was very good
Starting point is 00:18:51 It's got him Tim Burton I love that director Tim Burton That's great Shatner Fatna Fasteners That was Dave O'Neill I was struggling I was struggling Wasn't I
Starting point is 00:19:03 Shatner Fatna Fassner I was trying to think of famous Canadians Yeah William Shetner That was a good call Waterkey went for Construction I had Twain That's very good
Starting point is 00:19:15 I like that one. I'm afraid that was the house. Well, they deserve it. I love that one. That's how I won. Sonia went for Brick Ashley. That was Warnocky. That means Dave Van Helle is correctly.
Starting point is 00:19:26 It's McCauley Colking. Oh, what? Love it. That radio segment's paid for it. Wow, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't have know what Colking was years ago, but I know what it is. Wow. Finally.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Some score. On the board. So the halfway mark. Sonia's on none. Zero. Dave Anil on one, but out in front on four points a piece. It's Warnocky in the house. Question four.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Many people sent this in. Dave and I are about to do a, well, in September we're doing a tour of Canada with our other podcasts. Do you go on. So we keep a lookout for McCauley College. I really think that would be fantastic. Imagine we see one of these vans in the wild. But this next question is also Canadian-related and four people sent this in. Kelly P. from Ottawa.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Matt Rowe from Stanmore, New South Wales. Dog Marta from Vancouver. and Chris Sorsby from Twickenham in London. The question is, what is the name of the small town on Trinity Bay in Newfoundland in Canada? I don't know how to pronounce Newfoundland. Why are they all saying the same question? I think it's because it's a pretty wacky name.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Okay. And it grabbed a lot of people's attention. So the question is, the question is come up with this Canadian town name, but it is outrageous. It's got to be for that many people to send it in. So yeah, it's just the name of a town. But it's the name of a town that you, it's not a normal town name.
Starting point is 00:20:46 And it's in Newfoundland. It's a newfound land, which whenever I say the name Newfoundland on the show, people message to correct. I think it's a maybe like their version of a state. Their version. What Canadian states call? They got territory. Territory. Territory.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Well, you're writing those answers. Leah writes, the company name came to my attention when 90's heartthrob. Devin saw her post a pick of one of the business fans on Instagram. I already said that. Didn't really need to say it again. Hey, and while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Oh, we're back. And the answers are in. Here is question number four. What is the name of a small town in Trinity Bay, Newfoundland, Canada? Hot, hot, hot. Warnicky. Soft cocclier.
Starting point is 00:21:39 Yeah. Dildo. Oh, I see. Yeah. Funky town. Or bloop. Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:45 And Warnocky, we're back to you. Is it back to me? Hot, hot, hot, Warnocky, soft cochlear, Dildo, Funky Town or Bloop. Of course I am narcissistically tempted by Warnocky. Would I have come across that? People would have sent it to me, would they? I've never heard of Warnock.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Devin Sawyer. Messaged your photo. I'm going to go with Dildo. All right. I reckon that's one that people go, you know, it's so outrageous that you go. So outright. Beautiful name for a boy or girl.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Or town in this case. Dildo. All right, Dave, what do you reckon? You can go Dildo or you can go your own way? You can go your own. I'll go Warnocki. Go on Warnikis? Well, just because all your fans have sent it in.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Yeah, that's true. That could be a reason. Are you related to Ross Warnocky, the former writer? Yeah, that's my dad's cousin. Yeah, right. He was famous. He's dead now, though, isn't he? Yeah, he is.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Yeah, I never met him. Not many Warnikis. Not many, no, I haven't heard of that guy. I've never met one. That's the second Warnocky I've heard of. You've never heard of Ross Warnocky? Oh, I reckon now that you say it's a second time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:49 What? I'm reviewing comedy shows and not liking them. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I reckon he probably came to my show if that's, um... I think I remember him now. Yeah, Ross Warniky. Sonia, what do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:23:03 Well, my first instinct was Dildo as well. Yeah. I don't think it's hot, hot. It's three names. Oh, and it's hyphenated, so it's really one. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot, hot. Which would be ironic probably for Canada, too.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Yeah, it would be, but not now with global warming. Oh, true. Yeah, a sign of the time to come. Sad reminder. Well, no, hot, hot, hot. I feel like it's Dildo. You can, you don't have to pick your own. You can go with one of the Dave's if you want to.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah, I'm going to go with Dildo. All right. Sticking with Dildo. Here's who wrote the answers. Bloop, that was written by Chris, one of the question writers. Uh, funky town. That was written by Sonia. Was that,
Starting point is 00:23:46 was that inspired by the pseudo-o-o? Yeah, basically. Um, hot, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, uh,
Starting point is 00:23:51 hot, that was Dave Warnocky. Uh, soft cochlear. That was Dovo Neal. Well, I just remember there's a place in, uh,
Starting point is 00:24:00 with W.A., which I think Tom Seeger has a routine about called Hard cochlear. Oh, Co-Burn. Yeah. Like, C-C-Burn.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Isn't it? Yeah, you're not fool at anyone, go. Okay, Dave O'Neill went for Warnocky. I'm afraid that was one of the other question writers, Doct Marta. So what's the answer? The answer is Dildo.
Starting point is 00:24:23 It's on your first points in the game. I get the feeling I've heard of that before. Like just as a, yeah, ridiculous town name. Go to Dildo. So you've got to go there. Go on to a show there. Go on to a live pod. We've had a show of a big Dildo.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Well, we don't have any Who New It's booked him. Maybe we'll do this show. in Dildo. That feels appropriate. Yeah. It's probably a four-hour drive. We fly you in, Dave. Sure.
Starting point is 00:24:48 I'd love to go to Canada. Would you love to go to Dildo? Yeah, sure. Any part of Canada. Yeah. All right. Penultimate question. Here comes from Nick Dennis from Eddard's in Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 00:24:59 I guess, he might have had... He was scrabble. Has anyone from Australia listened to this show? Yeah, it was a question about... It was a New South Wales person. She was from her. So Nick Scrubble. question is what happens at the end of the PlayStation 1 game the Lost World Jurassic Park?
Starting point is 00:25:15 It's a video game. What happens at the end? Yeah, you clock the game. What's the big finish? We don't know because no one has played that. Yes. And no one's finished it. No way.
Starting point is 00:25:26 No way. Yeah, it sounds like an obscure-ish game, although it is a pretty big franchise, you could argue, the Jurassic World. While you're writing around, this is more info about Dildo. Matt writes, the town's motto is, our name will never change. And he also writes, if you've ever, If you're ever in town, treat yourself to a tour of the local craft beer brewer, the Dildo Brewing Company and Museum.
Starting point is 00:25:52 I've got to go there. Their merch would sell well, I'd say. There's also the town's annual festival, Dildo Days, which according to the Newfoundland Government website, is led by the mischievous and lovable Captain Dildo. I wonder if you're saying how with Captain Coco. Captain Coco and Captain Dildo. though.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Well, there was Captain Spalding, wasn't he, was a cover band? Matt also writes, I hope this isn't too low brow for you. Matt, come on. This is right up there, alley. It's not rude. It's an actual word. Exactly. Kelly quotes Wiki saying,
Starting point is 00:26:30 the place named Dildo is attested in this area since at least 1711. How this came to be is unknown. The origin of the world Dildo itself is obscure. It was once used to reference. reference a phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a rowboat to act as a pivot for the raw, for the ore. May they invented dildos?
Starting point is 00:26:49 That could be the origin of the dildo. Answers are in for question number five. What happens at the end of the PlayStation one game Lost World Jurassic Park? The dinosaurs explode. Yay! Sam Neal's character, Dr. Alan Grant, gets abducted by aliens, setting up a sequel game that never materialized. Option three, you get to choose whether or not to nuke the entire island.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Option four, Jeff Goldblum congratulates you for beating the game and then tells you to go outside and get some fresh air. Option five, all the dinosaurs from the game come back and perform Bohemian Velapsirap Velocirapsity. Cool. Sorry for the, that took me a few goes there. Bohemian Velocirap City. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Or finally, the dinosaurs get hit by the meteor. All right. The meteor. The one that wipes them out. That's right. All right. Dave O'Neill. I reckon it's Jeff Gobblum, Tom to go outside.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Okay, look, then. Yeah, I love it. Sonia? Which is what I would say to my kids we're playing computer games. I think it's that too, because it's, yeah, kind of perfect. It's funny. And, yeah, no one's funny enough to come up with that.
Starting point is 00:28:08 And Warnocky? I love that one too. really, really good. I also love the idea that all of the dinosaurs explore. That is funny. So I'm going to go with that. All right, lost it. Here's the answers. The dinosaurs get hit by the
Starting point is 00:28:24 meteor. That was Dave O'Neill. Yeah. The meteor is the one. It comes back again. Yeah. The scientists also recreated the meteor. The Bohemian Velocerapt city. I'm so
Starting point is 00:28:40 sorry, Dave. I once again, butchered one of Thank you. Thank you. Really butchered my work there. Yet to choose whether or not to nuke the entire island. That was the house. It's the one about Sam Neal's character getting abducted by aliens. That was Nick, the question writer, aka the house.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Now, Warnocky went for the dinosaurs explode. That was Sonia Diorio. That's cool. It's a good ending to a game. It's great. There's a kill switch in all of them. Yeah. And that means.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Dave O'Neill and Sonia DiOrio are correct. Jeff Goldblum tells you to go outside and get some fresh air. Fantastic. You're right, Sonia. Well played. You can't make that. So that brings us to the final question, which comes from... Dildo.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Dildo. Well, I would say maybe not quite as fun, but an equally fun name, maybe. Able Bracegirdle. Wow. From Lewisham. Lewisham. You say what else? No.
Starting point is 00:29:43 I don't. It doesn't say. Okay. So I'm going to say yes. And Abel's question is, what is the synopsis of the short film Roborovsky? So you just got to... Roborovsky. Roborovsky.
Starting point is 00:29:56 One word, a name, I guess. So, Sonia, this will be your longest answer. Two or three sentences, probably. Synopsis for the 2021, I should say, if that helps you or not. 2021 short film Roborovsky. While your answers are being written, here's some more info about that video game. This is from cracked.com.
Starting point is 00:30:18 There are five stages of the game where you play as Julianne Moore's character, Sarah, also as an unnamed hunter, and for the other three stages, you play as dinosaurs. This is perhaps less weird than it sounds. The game is a simple side-scroller. No matter who you are,
Starting point is 00:30:33 your goal is really to just keep moving, and playing a dinosaur is much playing a human but without weapons or rope swinging. The music's more notable than the gameplay since it's composed by Michael Giacchino, who'd go on to some fame. He's won three Grammys, an Oscar, Golden Globe and a BAFTA and an Emmy. Who has? Michael Giacchino, the guy who did the music for the video game.
Starting point is 00:31:02 That was his big start. Anyway, back to the article. When you're not moving to the right slash left and killing do. dinosaurs slash eating humans, you're searching for collectibles called DNA bonuses. You pick these up whether you're a dino or a human. Don't expect a plot justification from this worldless 2D dinosaur game. If you find every single one of these collectibles, you unlock a special ending, a video message from Jeff Goldblum, who otherwise makes no appearance in the game.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Hello, he says. If you can hear me, congratulations. Way to go. You made it through. You made it through. You spent all that time and now you're done. You did it. That's quite an achievement.
Starting point is 00:31:38 My gosh. You looked a 20-foot carnival right in the eye, and you live to tell about it. Well, you are something. Thank you. Thank you for sticking with it, for not giving up. That is really something. Now, you know what you should do? Turn the thing off, for heaven's sakes, and go outside.
Starting point is 00:31:55 You know, breathe the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex. You know what I'm talking about. You know, you have a whole life, a whole life out there. Get the stink blown off you. Just go. Go, really. Turn it off. Then he hears some rumblings on the beach where he's filming and prepares for a dino attack.
Starting point is 00:32:12 So he basically finishes the game by calling you for winning the game. He calls you a stinky virgin. All right, the answer is for the final question. And this is where triple points. So it's still truly anyone's game. Three times. And the question is, what is the synopsis of the 2021 short film Roborovsky? Here are your options.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Pat Roborovsky is fifth in line for his high school. football team's quarterback position. He knows things would have to go horribly wrong for him to take the field in the upcoming chutney bowl, and that is fine by him. He's more interested in arithmetic than being homecoming king at the prom that fall. But when a series of mysterious injuries hit the four quarterbacks ahead of him, he's going to have to figure out how to throw the old big skin and fast. That's option one, option two.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Alaskan boy Jared's parents won't let him go dog sled riding with his friends. Alone in his basement, he decides to attempt to build a robot. dog named Roborovsky, who soon comes to life. Jared decides to use the robot dog to take revenge on his parents. Option three, it's about the artist Roborovsky, who is a Belarusian painter and robot. He spends the film trying to become a successful painter, but is unable to be unable to because he cannot express human artistic creativity. Option four.
Starting point is 00:33:33 I'm taken by that. The Roborovsky is a thimble-sized hamster who spends his days in Marvin's pet shop, hoping to find a family. However, when he is constantly overlooked by the people and animals around him, his seething resentment and intense jealousy soon takes hold, and the murderous side of little Roborovsky is released. Or finally, the obscure composer Toborovsky is secretly replaced by a robot who then becomes a massive hit with his piece, the Human Replacement Symposy. him. But the game is up when the robot insists on changing his name to Robatovsky. All right. Sonia,
Starting point is 00:34:14 what do you reckon? You got the quarterback. You got the boy who creates a dog. I would green light none of these. I'm in. You got the Belarusian or Belarusian painter and robot. You've got the thimble-sized hamster who seeks revenge
Starting point is 00:34:30 or you've got the obscure composer who's replaced by a robot. I think it's not a robot one So that's the first one Or the hamster One I'll probably go The dog, not a hamster's not a robot
Starting point is 00:34:51 The dog's a robot They have merged together a bit This is a tricky round Because there's long ants that blend in together a bit There's a football one There's a football one There's a robot dog Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:35:04 There's a robot painter. There's a pet hamster who gets angry. Yeah. And there's a robot composer. For me, it's between the football one or the hamster one. I'm going to go to the football because I've got, can't remember anything about the hamster one. They're very long answers.
Starting point is 00:35:26 They are. Dave Warnocky. I'm going to go with the composer one. Last one, please. Okay. I'll go with the artist. The one that took my heart. Yeah, really did.
Starting point is 00:35:36 That was beautiful. All right. Here's the road. The answer is. The one with the Elaskan boy, whose robot dog takes revenge on his parents. Did not see that coming at the end. That was Dave Warnocky.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Yeah. Brilliant. Just write what you know, I guess. I built a robot dog and it's savage my parents. Robot. Okay. Then we had, Warnocky went for the robot.
Starting point is 00:36:03 composer. That was Dave O'Neill. That's beautiful stuff. Yeah. The robot secretly replaces them. No one knows. But the robot ego takes over. You must call me Robotobsby. You're going to, I'm here there.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Are you a robot? It's like weird science or something. Yeah, that movie. Dave O'Neill went for the painter robot. The painter. That was Sonia DiOrio. Oh, Sonia. Let's make that film.
Starting point is 00:36:33 You should make that. Sonia went for the one with the quarterback. That was the house, I'm afraid. So what's the real one? So the real one, no one went for it. It's about the hamster. The hamster. Oh, I thought there's too ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:36:43 It was written by Dev and directed by Dev Patel. Oh, okay. And the Australian Tilda Cobham Hervey. I don't know if you've worked with her, Dave. I don't know, Tilda. So, yeah. Review, there's, it's got pretty positive reviews. Imb has an average of 7.8 stars out of 10.
Starting point is 00:37:03 and a very positive review by Rich Gregory reads, The story of Roborovsky needs to be told in a full-length feature film. It's that good. Wow. And his elevator pitch is, Imagine Kill Bill meets Stuart Little. Fantastic. All a splatter.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Anything combined with Stuart Little and you got me. All right. So before I give final scores, where can people find you, Dave? You can listen to Do Go One every week, our podcast, or come see us in Canada, possibly. Dildo Or book cheat my spin-off show Where I've read the book
Starting point is 00:37:38 So You don't have to Yeah A few classic books done lately I've read Yeah What are you What are you reading Oh I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:37:47 I'm reading a Michael Connolly book You know he wrote Bosch The Bosch series Oh He's great I'll read the latest one We know we're going From who acts in Bosch
Starting point is 00:37:56 Oh do you? Yeah He was a guest on this show What? Tom from California Who's he in Bosch? Tom Tran Tom Tran
Starting point is 00:38:03 Tom Tran. Who's he playing Bosch? Bosch, one of my favorite shows. It's a cop show. It's on SBS, but it's an American show. And it kind of follows on from the wire. It's got a few of the guys from the wire. And he's like an LA cop, an old cop who just doesn't give up and he breaks the rules
Starting point is 00:38:17 and he throws a captain through a window. And then his daughter, his daughter, his wife gets killed by a gangster. And his daughter becomes a cop too. Now the news series is about his daughter. Is that Bosch Legacy? Yeah, Bosch Legacy is about his daughter. He plays a guy called Paul Newell. Oh, who's Paul?
Starting point is 00:38:33 Paul. Paul. Anyway, sorry, I'm going to look that up. I'd be so excited to meet someone from Bosch. Awesome. That's great. I slept on his couch in L.A. What's his name?
Starting point is 00:38:43 What's his name? Tom Tran. Tom Tran. Look, he's in three episodes. Yeah, I know, I know him, though, because we've watched it three times because my daughter likes it, too. I think he was in the original Bosch and then he came back for Bosch Legacy. Anyway, Dave's excited.
Starting point is 00:38:58 What am I doing? I'm doing an encore performance with my comedy festival show. Don't call me Boomer. And... Whereabouts you doing that? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the spleen. Oh, awesome.
Starting point is 00:39:08 That guy? Yeah, that's Tom Tran, yeah. Great guy. Oh, yeah, he's good. He's a great comic too. I'm pretty sure he plays. He might be listening right now. Oh, he's great.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Approved. A message from him. Just, you know, what was Bosch like? Game respects, game. Yeah, yeah. And I do my comedy festival show. So, yeah, yeah, it's a spleen on the 11th of July. Right.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yep, yeah, special time, a 730. A massive 63 seats. That's why I do it. It's a great venue tune. It has a few good beers on tap. Yeah. And I've got a podcast, yeah, debrief. Can I get on the door for that, Dave?
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah, come along. But you've seen me. 60s. You've seen me. You've seen me. You've seen me. You've seen me. Oh, yeah, but I haven't seen you're an hour for a while.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Oh, well, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Everyone else definitely go. My second, the second show I ever saw at Comedy Festival, Dave's show at the high-fi bar. Unfit for life. And now Max, Max, Got him to sign a book afterwards. Unfit for life, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Unfit for life. That's awesome. It was like Dave meeting Tom Tran. Who was that? Tom Tran. I'm excited. And Sonia, how about you? You can find me on Instagram, Sonia D.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Comedy. I've just, yeah, got a bunch of gigs coming around. And you do comedy in Italian with an Australian accent apparently. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Italian girlfriend. I have, and I will in the future hopefully. Yes. So cool.
Starting point is 00:40:26 All right. So final scores, that last round made the scores incredibly close. We know who are. One points separates everyone. Oh, wow. What? So three in equal second place on five points. It's Dave Anil, Dave Warniki and Sonny DiOrio,
Starting point is 00:40:42 but on six points winning by one, it's the house. Oh. The house really never wins. But yeah, you all, yeah, really let me Dave Bradbury it. Not Dave Bradbury. I should have been faithful to that hamster. Yeah, you were so close to, you would have won the day if you went for the hamster.
Starting point is 00:41:01 But your logic was sound. It was not a robot episode. My logic is always sound. Well, keep listening. If you want to hear the outtakes, Connor trims out some fun stuff, which will be me asking Dave O'Neill about his full frontal. Full Frontle and his band Captain Coco,
Starting point is 00:41:19 amongst other things. But thanks so much for listening, everyone. Thanks so much for joining us. And cheers for tuning in to Who New with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. No, don't put it out there. Don't put it out there, Connor.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Normally I'm fine with anything. Dave's not burning bridges here today. Well, that's, you know, you don't want to burn the what few bridges you got there. I don't know. I'm not a bridge burner, but I've certainly worked with people that are Oaksie. And you put that in. Oxy in the back seat. I was saying to Dave, Sonia.
Starting point is 00:41:59 Sonia's a big feature of the debrief. Yeah, we just need Oxy in the back seat and we got the full crew. Dave, you can be Oxy, but you're a little different body. shape too, Brad. Slightly. Slightly different. All right. Shall we begin?
Starting point is 00:42:15 Yes. Begin to begin, as R.E.M. once said. Reference it. Anyway, my brother, who lives in Switzerland, said he went around to his friend's house about Israelis. I don't know why that's relevant. And it's like, the woman goes, Glenn, I've been getting into some Aussie comedy.
Starting point is 00:42:31 I love the fisk. Glenn's like, oh, my brother's in that. And she goes, which one is he? He goes, oh, he's like, Bob, the lawyer. She goes, oh, the fat one who eats your meetings. Great. Get some recognition from an Israeli Swiss citizen. Finally.
Starting point is 00:42:44 And is, is this your twin brother? Glenn, yeah, my twin. Glenn, you're twin. And they're still like, which one is he? I can't recognize his twin. Yeah, yeah. Identical twin? Yeah, yeah, no, we're identical.
Starting point is 00:42:56 But my twin is honestly skinny as you. So we're from the same egg, except, as I say and stand up, my half was fried. So, yeah, he's very skinny. So he's like, 20 kilos less than me. Just imagine me. Up until uni, we got mistaken for each other. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:43:13 And he was your, was he your bandmate and Captain Coco? He was the singer, yeah. I love that. Anyway. He's got to come up with a definition for the word scrapple. Yeah. And then you message it to me. Oh, okay, right.
Starting point is 00:43:28 So we're not saying it verbally. No, no, please. Okay, okay, okay. Please. Hey, we could workshop it. And we're just, I'm... If you say verbally, I think the Dave's well, know that it was you who made it up.
Starting point is 00:43:39 I don't know about that. Not that switched on. You say it in Italian. Dave doesn't even remember any of the characters in love. Yeah. I honestly see stuff from Hay Hay and I can't even remember doing it. Well, yeah, some of that blackface stuff probably best. I never did blackface, which is pretty amazing actually that I never did it.
Starting point is 00:44:02 So if we did this on TV, you'd have a bit of thinking music now. Wouldn't you have it? Don't know, yeah. Yeah, huge clock in the background. Just everything to make you feel stressed. Instead, I just talk in a way that's distracting to you, you know. Yeah, I mean, you can have music on a podcast as well. You can?
Starting point is 00:44:20 Yeah, it's an audit. Dave. It costs money, don't. Yeah, I'm going to call you Warnocky, Dave. It's okay. Dave, Dave, Dave, on your podcast, you used to have a song at the end of the song at the end. But then the Courtney, the producer said, oh, we can't do that anymore because of, you know,
Starting point is 00:44:36 copyright and stuff. So, yeah, playing music is, you're right with problems, I think. Oh, you can play it. You just have to pay a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like an appra thing you can do. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Yeah. Yeah. Rather than pay, you just, you're happy to talk. Yeah, I'll talk instead. You talk. You talk. You talk up your own music. You get this free music online.
Starting point is 00:44:53 I'm sure there's free thinking music. Absolutely. But for the, I mean, or I could just edit out those moments. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Which is what we try and do. The magic of editing. Or I talk over with any.
Starting point is 00:45:06 important information. Lankis says, that's where the planes probably named from. World War II planes, weren't they? Anyway, go on. Could be. I've never heard of those. Have you, Dave? I've heard of Lancaster.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Yeah, Lancaster. A Lancaster. They call them a bomber. Yeah, they call them that. I've realised that. It's suddenly that the two Dave's are maybe the same person. Yeah. Both Silver Foxes, both were in base players before comedians.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Yeah. Know a lot about World War II planes. Yeah. Drink coffee. No. What do you drink then? Water. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Do you drink water? Avoid it. I've got into drink water. Dark Coke is my drink of choice. I've gotten into Marcha. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I saw that day down there and I said to my kid,
Starting point is 00:45:52 what's that? Like an old man. It's matre. Don't you know what that is green? Only like the kid version though where there's they put a bit of strawberry flavor in the bottom. Oh, yum. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:02 It's the same taste as the strawberry from a McDonald's Sunday. I love it. My daughter one. to go to this cafe. She's 20, by the way, in Richmond, like in industrially, but it's very good food, but it's full of all those people that work in branding and, I don't know what they do, but it's funny to sit there and listen to their conversations. But that's someone got a matcher. I'm like, what's that? You know when you hear those people talking? Like, what the fuck do they do? Yeah, what are you talking about? What do they do? Yeah. They were probably like, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:46:27 there's Greg from fucking. There's a property involved from the first series of Utopia. Nathan. Anyway, have we, what's going on? The answers are in, Dave. I'll just letting you riff. I'll just let you go. Loving that story. Please cut us off.
Starting point is 00:46:45 Don't let us do that again. You don't want to hear that. Do you always just get Dave? Yes. What I love. I was David. Anyway, my mum used to call me David. When you did a pilot, which I loved your pilot.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Dave, the pilot, yeah. I love that you went with Dave. Why didn't you mention that in the intro? I mean, starring in his own pilot. There's only so many. Nathan, Eric. It's a Nathan. Well, that's where I had my own sitcom for one night on Channel 10.
Starting point is 00:47:14 That's right. It was a great show, but I love it. The most, probably the most common first name in Australian comedy. And I like that you claimed it. It was a real power play to call your show Dave. Yes, right. Well, some guy said to me the other day in W. He goes, oh, my wife said we're going to see Dave.
Starting point is 00:47:29 And I go, which one? He goes, you know, the happy Dave. I suppose I've been huge. He's the angry Dave. That's your next showtime. Yeah, that's not bad. Happy Dave. I don't mind that.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Because I am happy on stage, sort of. Yeah, I'm not. These are mine and you're happy, Dave. You know, that could be the song. Oh, we can play that terrible. And he's happy that. You know, when you, wherever I do a corby gig, they go, okay, we're going to loosen up a bit.
Starting point is 00:47:52 No, you want to stand up there. I was happy. Why, that corporate gig, they get people to stand up and listen up. They do that in a room full of adults. That sounds like a kindergarten. No, in conferences and stuff, absolutely. I've seen people do that. That sounds, I'm cringing from here.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Yeah. And is that what you hear in moments before? And welcome to the stage, Dave. I'm happy. Welcome to the stage. Happy, Dave. All right. So you're locking in last sip of the spirit.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Aaron. Aaron. Aaron Land and Becker. I think the surname being Land also, like it sounds like it's, you know, the Arian land or something. It's got a... It's from Kentucky. Surely that's a stronghold of the deep south, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:48:37 Anyway. So you've got a big US followership? I think there's a, yeah, there's some list of over there. I wonder if they're fans of Nathan. Oh, they love Natopia. I don't have they get Utopia there. They get Fisca's big over there, I think. Oh, they get Fisk.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Yeah, yeah, it's on Netflix, yeah. Big might be stretch, I don't know, but it's over there. It's notew. It's available. Yeah. It's available. It's no bluey, but it's. It's not blue.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Kenny Fanger was telling me it was number one in India for quite some time. Really? Yeah, except middle-aged women just loved Helen Chudor Fisk. That's a big master
Starting point is 00:49:09 too. That's a big mark. Chishto her. She should do a Bollywood film next. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Anyway. Looks like the answers are in here.
Starting point is 00:49:19 The answers are in. The answers are in. Lock it in. Lock it in. Do you ever play, you ever been on the celebrity version? No, no. The only one I ever went on
Starting point is 00:49:29 was straight. is a brainiest comedian where I came fifth because the chippy is always watch a show before you go on it because they asked you to pick a specialist topic right and so I said well I was going to do 80s music and then I thought what they asked me about Bon Jovi you know what I mean because I hate all that kind of 80s hair music only like New Wave so I said Eureka Stockade
Starting point is 00:49:49 because it was like a four day event you could just read everything about and I always was interested anyway and then we get in there and they're like Sandra Sully was a host it was me howley Cal Wilson Hughes or come in a few other people and then the host
Starting point is 00:50:05 Sandra goes, all right, here's some words on the screen make as many pieces of fruit as you can go. I'm like, where's the questions about Eureka stock age?
Starting point is 00:50:15 So I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Honestly, what is going on here? Because it'd already been on the brainiest newsreader, the brainiest actor. So yeah,
Starting point is 00:50:26 Hellier won, I think. Did they ask you anything about the Eureka Stockade? No, no, because I didn't even get to that. That was my specialist topic, and I got knocked out. Oh, okay. Because there was all these general stuff too.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Yeah. And like, and if you didn't get, if you didn't rank well with the fruit stuff, you got down the rankings and you couldn't pick your, these general topics. Like, famous dates, NFL teams, you know. And I'm just like, oh, I got famous dates. I'm like, oh, what date is Easter? I'm like, oh, fuck, I don't know. That's a tricky one to be honest.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Depends on the moon. You spend eight days reading about the Eurukestock age. Yeah. And then I said to the writer after says, Hey, tell me what the questions you're going to ask, and I knew all the questions. Oh, bloody half. The thing you do is, like, Cal Wilson was doing New Zealand rock music.
Starting point is 00:51:12 And I, because my brother was in, I love New Zealand rock music. So I could have, you can answer other people's ones. So I could have answered some of hers, but I didn't get that far. It was between her. Dougalums. Yeah, exactly. Big Runger. He didn't get past the fruit.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Yeah, so I didn't get, anyways, between Hellier and Cal in the end, I think. Yeah, but Hellier one. So, Warnocky's on fire here today. Gee, you are. You've got the first two correct. You've got to go on Australia's brainiest committee. Yeah, Brains Committee. They'll bring a bang with Sandra Sully.
Starting point is 00:51:40 My topic is fruit. So that way that run. Yeah, yeah. What about? Eureka stockade. Australia's brainiest Dave. That could be a good week. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Absolutely. You get Quirk, Hughes, Thornton. Callan. There's heaps of them. Heaps of them. David Rose. It's heaps. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:58 I don't know if we let people that go by David. though. Oh, true. Yeah, that's a separate show. Separate show. Smaller show. Dave, how do you feel about this? When I meet someone who wants to be called David, they insist.
Starting point is 00:52:09 I feel like I, being a Dave, have the right to call them Dave. Yeah. You can overrule on that. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. I'm allowed to. I'm one of you. There was a while where Hughes, the only on was going by David. I just want to stand out.
Starting point is 00:52:20 I'm like, there's a comedian in Perth. Yeah, David Hughes. Yeah. And I assume he had to go to David because of Dave. Yes, definitely. Yeah. Yeah, there's two Dave Kellins, too. Really?
Starting point is 00:52:32 Yeah, there's a Sydney guy. Yeah, I think there's actually three. There's two Corey White. Yes. It's bizarre. That's tricky. There's only one Sonia Diorio though. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:52:43 There's only one Sonia. Oh, yeah, there's not many Sonia's, are there? And DiOio, I don't, I don't think I... It's not common. I reckon I knew for five years before I really nutted the spelling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot going on. How do you spell it?
Starting point is 00:52:55 Go. D.I. Yeah. Space Bar. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Oh, I-O? R-I-O? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But it is like... Yeah, you got it.
Starting point is 00:53:08 There's the double-eye stumped towel. Yeah, I think it is the... That's the i-space eye. Yeah. Yeah. Because it also looks like an L, you know. Yeah. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:53:17 I think that's what people do. I also accept Dave as my surname. Except Dave. Make it nice and simple. Yeah, that's a hard one. I think I'm very good. Would of puns or anything? No, me either.
Starting point is 00:53:33 No, but I mean, yeah, I'm saying I've come in and these are better than, these are great. Hang on. You went from these are better to these are great. Well, we've got an upgrade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sonny, I think it was fantastic. I mean, I'll be quite surprised for no one pictures. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:53:55 I'd pick it. And I know that it's not the right answer. Well, pick it. You're playing the game now and you have to pick it. Did you grow up on full frontal? Whenever I'm around Dave, I just, I might chewing his ear off about. Not on full front. He was head writer.
Starting point is 00:54:14 He watched it. Yeah. And he was also played the character. The fat loser. Yeah, you would have written for Poitre. Yeah, I'd grow a lot of penis. Oh, my God, mate. We would go to school and talk about what did, did you watch what Poitre did last night.
Starting point is 00:54:28 and Fabio were, yes. I didn't do Fabio. That was my kale off, yeah, but. But you did do mine and Warnocky's favorite, long term. The great dirs of history. Absolutely. Obsessed.
Starting point is 00:54:41 So I was just Eric Banner. It would just appear in the background. There was a little girl and a nan and said, Granddad's never coming back. At a funeral. Eric just leaves and he goes, oh, dear. I've got a two and a half year old and every time I tell her something
Starting point is 00:54:55 that's just super obvious. Like, oh, you know, you shouldn't touch the whole. hot tap, it could burn yourself I just hear in my head. Oh, duh. Any obvious thing? Hey, we don't throw food on the floor. We could step in it.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Oh, duh. I can't even remember. I remember being involved, but I asked Marco Tullo was the other head writer. He said, yeah, you wrote those, remember? And I remember I wrote the dad joke ones. It was dad jokes. There was, I wrote a lot of the short, quick ones.
Starting point is 00:55:20 There was always a need for quick jokes, you know? Did you write any of the news stuff, Phil Toynbee, Wacky Toll? No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. I stayed away from that. There's someone else who wrote all that. Stayed.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Stayed away from that. There was, like, more of the bogus stuff. I reckon John Howard impersonations made up a big chunk of that. Yeah, that was John Walker used to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try I think of the other ones. I've got a VHS with a lot of my sketches on it. So I should get it out.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Can we do a viewing party downstairs? Yeah, sure. I should get it out. Full frontal. That's so good. There's a VHS player. I've got one. Oh, one, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Right. When my parents passed away, I grabbed it. Because they all had these VHS tapes of some of my work. So I'm just like, look at that one day. Yeah, I also, I didn't, my parents didn't pass away, but they were, they do use me as a tip. You know what I? Yeah, yeah. They feel bad about throwing stuff out.
Starting point is 00:56:15 I mean, whenever I'm over, I'm leaving with armfuls of crap. Yeah, crap. Yeah. I guess I'll take it to the op shop then. My dad's got like five or six VHS and DVD plays. But he's got one where you, it's VHS and VHS. and DVD and you can convert the VHS to DVD player. That's really good.
Starting point is 00:56:33 That's great. Yeah. I met your dad, Tony, no. Bill. Bill. Bill came to a gig. We've got to convert those kids. We're got to convert those kids.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Biasse. That's right, yes. Biasse in the audio. Oh my God. I love it. So good. Spell that. Well, in your comedy, you call him Blaze, don't you?
Starting point is 00:56:52 I say he, uh, he, uh, anyway, it's a long-winded thing. It is funny though. Yeah. He was told the wrong thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's told when he came to Australia, yeah, your name, the translation is Bill, right? And then many years later, he's like, that's not correct. It's actually supposed to be Blaze.
Starting point is 00:57:09 I'm like, you shouldn't be upset about that, Dad. You don't be Blaze. Yeah. Blaze is a sick name. Blaze for a 30-year-old. It's not, yeah. It's not my dad. It's not my dad.
Starting point is 00:57:19 It's not like Blaise of ever met. He'd be a mate of Poiters, I think. Yeah, Blase. Yeah, yeah. He would be. What are you doing? All right, question. That's sweet.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Pointer. Because we bought Pointer back for his short-lived tonight show, and I was his sidekick. I had a be... I've got a photo of I've got a beanie on. I was a podgy sidekick. It was Poitre and me. Oh, God. It was the best.
Starting point is 00:57:43 So good. Poitreter. Eric's very funny when he does that stuff. How many places are you doing in Canada? We're just doing four dates. Amazing. Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary and Montreal. Wow.
Starting point is 00:57:57 I've never been to Canada since. I love to go to Canada. Yeah. Want to see a moose. Want to see an ice cap mountain? Get out on the belt. Get out on the boot. You're going to see a collie-colting truck.
Starting point is 00:58:08 That's top of the list now. Yeah, number one site. Hey, and while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. What? I mean, that's just an editing technique, really. Sonia's up. She's left. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:58:30 All right. Dave O'Neill's got his answer in, which means I can ask him more questions about full front. Yeah, go on. I just remember stuff. Oh, you know what? I was listening, just listening in tunes this morning.
Starting point is 00:58:43 And I was wondering about what were the biggest bands that Captain Coco play? Did you ever play with the Sunny Boys? No, I love the Sunny Boys, but no, they're my favorite. One of my favorite bands. No, no, we play with Tism. We play with Boom Crash Opera. We play with Ross, an offshoot.
Starting point is 00:58:58 of Mondo Rock, which is called Ross Wilson's Rockhouse. Oh my God. That should be a question. That's... So Ross was already, I'm fucking sick of Mondo Rock. I'm singing going, eh, oh, eh, or whatever he songs were. Cool, that's a great song. Such a good song.
Starting point is 00:59:14 They played at Meredith a few years. He played a Meredith a few years ago, played hits from all his bands. A man, Cool World went off. Yeah, he's great. I interviewed him once at the Community Cup, and I, luckily it wasn't live because I said, I introduced him as Ross Williams, and I went, I'm so sorry. Like, instantly knew what I'd done. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I'm talking to rock legend, Ross Williams. I'm so sorry, sir. So I'm so sorry about, I think I might be a bit nervous. What was he reaction? He was like, I don't. Yeah, okay. He's a nice guy. Fronte, we played Fronte at the Punders Club.
Starting point is 00:59:47 We used to play the Punders Club a fair bit. Oh. Accidentally Kelly Street. Played the CV Borum. Oh, we played Prince of Wales. Sometimes we were, because we were late 80s And we were like a jangly pop kind of band Which is what
Starting point is 01:00:01 The Brass section Sunny boys had a bit of the jangled They had a bit of the jangle But they were more rock than us And so we would, yeah And but then we would be put with like There are heaps of swamp rock Gothic kind of bands
Starting point is 01:00:11 You know They'd occasionally put us with them They're like, oh no Well like A rechery or something like that Nick Caves Yeah Nick Cave types
Starting point is 01:00:20 Yeah Because apparently there was a big scene with the Crystal Ballroom. Yeah, CB Borum, so, Warnock is, mom, you said be a regular there. Yeah, so when we, so, what, at the start of the year,
Starting point is 01:00:34 we won us, we saw Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. And I was like, oh, I should text my mom and tell her. And she goes, oh, yeah, I remember seeing Nick Cave and, who was his outfit back then? Like in 1979. The birthday party. Yeah. Was it, was that mean?
Starting point is 01:00:47 Boy was next door or the birthday. Oh, boy's next door. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, my brother loved them. I didn't like them. but my older brother used to go, Mark. Yeah, they used to love them.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Yeah, we went to it. First gig over went to was at the CV-Bore and we got in underage, see the models. And who else was on? There was the models on someone else. Oh, it was fantastic. But the cops raided. So while me and this guy, Eduardo Philippe,
Starting point is 01:01:09 he was the only guy that I could convince at high school to go. That is not a real. Is that a real man? Yeah, he was Argentinian. Eduardo Felipe. He ended up going to the army. Anyway, so we're standing there. The models about to come on and the cops come.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Oh, the go-betweens were on. That's right, the go-between. Another bit of jangle. Yeah, I love the go-betweenes. And we got there so early we were there for the sound check. So we got there like at six. We didn't know what time the band's. There was no internet.
Starting point is 01:01:33 So we got there at six. And we just wander up the stairs in this pub and there's a band on playing. And Lindy, the drummer, who's also a social worker. She comes down and she goes, are you boys here for the gig? Like, yeah, she goes, well, this is called a sound check. You're a little bit early. She's like, yeah, we will have a bit more of a vibe going during the show. You're like, oh, I was picked them a bigger tune out.
Starting point is 01:01:53 We were watching the go between waiting for the models, and then these cops come, not running, but moving up the stairs quite quick. We're like, Mark, so we run into the toilets and there's these young skinheads like getting out the window. So we're like, oh, yeah, yeah, we'll get out the window too. And so then we walk around the-in-as-in-all-the-skin. Yeah, follow the skinheads.
Starting point is 01:02:07 So we walk around the front of the pub, but it was all glass. And we look in, and the cops in their full uniform are just in the main bar drinking. Just drinking pots. So I said to Edwado, well, it's not a raid. Let's just go back in, so we went back in. It's fine.
Starting point is 01:02:19 They've just come to the game. You expect them rating for ID? Underage, yeah, ID. Oh, yeah. Do they do that? Yes, back in the day. It feels like a real waste of their time. Well, maybe we imagined it.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Yeah, okay. You know what I mean? Because we've never been to a pub at like a pub like a pub like that before. Oh, that's sick. Anyway, yeah, the models are great too. So your mum used to go, me, right. Yeah, because she's the same age as Nick Cave. And she was just like, yeah, he was always super cool back then.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Damien, Cal from Tism. Oh, he's my age, yeah. He was telling me about how. Which I found surprising. It was like one of the real cool sort of bands in that scene, which was like, you know, underground cool band was Hunters and Collectors. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:57 They started out as a run-old. That was so cool. But those were pseudo Echo and bands like that were very cool. Yeah, yeah. So, well, not as cool as Hunters and Collects were very cool. They would bring on a, what was like a gas cylinder and bang it with a stick. That was the whole thing. If you listen to talking to a stranger, you can hear it.
Starting point is 01:03:16 The guy bang it. What are you doing about? I play the gas cylinder. But there are heaps of those bands that went on to commercial success. Kids in the kitchen, they're all cool those bands. Right. Some of them started off very cool. They went very quickly to mainstream success.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Oh, the hunters are very cool. Oh, yeah. And very serious, too. They weren't, you know, they were very serious. Serious. Captain Coco, though. We weren't serious. It's a band.
Starting point is 01:03:40 Wow, what could have been. What could have been? I mean, that's what I think about when I hear Captain Coco. Yeah, that's my band, Sonia. Have you, did you go on to then do comedy, gigs at all of the pubs. Yes. You played out.
Starting point is 01:03:52 Yes. Yes. Yes. Because I used to have comedians between the bands in the 70s, like 80s, early 80s. Shane Bourne and stuff like that. You could have played in your band and then done a set. I remember seeing Oaksie had a gig and I hung shit on him because he came on stage when we were on setting up or something.
Starting point is 01:04:06 He was like, do you have a crack at me? I was being smart. That's so funny. He doesn't remember it. But yeah, there was a guy called Slim Whittle who's passed away now. He was like a 70s comic at 80s. He would come on dressed as a midnight all row. That was his act.
Starting point is 01:04:20 So he'd have a black shirt, black jeans, and oils on his t-shirt. And he'd be holding a speaker. And he just walk on like, and he just go, oh, oils aren't fucking playing here. This is bullshit. He's like an angry roadie. A bit of prop comedy. Great character. I just remember his jokes.
Starting point is 01:04:36 He goes, yeah, we're at my music by the other day. One speaker had 30,000 amps coming out there. I had 40,000 that's, yeah, that's a shit. Because he can't add up. That was a joke. So, yeah, that's where I first saw. comedians between and they look like horrific gigs yeah i mean if i could get in a time machine this is one
Starting point is 01:04:55 i reckon i'm heading back there yeah go back there it was funny what was the last movie did dave oh yeah good question uh do we do it dave warnerkey and i do a a patron show monthly about movies yeah and uh we feature a different movie each month and he was this month he's put up a list of australian movies yeah for the vote to see which one we do and the nuggets on the list.
Starting point is 01:05:21 Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well, yeah. You and your stupid mate might have been the last one I did. Oh, yes. You wrote that, didn't it? Yeah, with Tourman, I tool, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was not successful, but still pretty funny, I thought. I don't know. And so, I mean, it's very hard to make a successful Australian movie.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Oh, yeah, yeah. Tony Martin talks about. I heard about that recently, I think. Union Super mode. Someone was talking about it. Yeah, really? Yeah. Maybe like one of those vox pop things on on Instagram.
Starting point is 01:05:51 Yeah. It might have been in a ladder box top four. Yeah. Maybe someone had a takeaway. Who was I talking the other day in takeaway? People. Oh, Stephen Curry, who's in takeaway and he was in the Nugget too. And you seen you're in stupid mate?
Starting point is 01:06:07 No, he was. Anyway, he said that when people say, I love takeaway, he knows how old they were at the time. He goes, you were 14. He goes, oh, yeah. He said all the Hemsworths love takeaway. And he goes, yeah, you guys were in 14, 13. They're like, yeah, yeah, we love takeaways. It's like, yeah, because you were like teenagers.
Starting point is 01:06:23 Perfect demo. Yeah, perfect demo. So, yeah, yeah. And the Nuggets, I was just in Bega on the weekend doing the Chamber of Commerce Awards night, whatever. And I had two different people. A woman come and goes, oh, my God, are you Sue from the Nugget? I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Oh, God. So, yeah, country people love the Nugget because it's set in the country. And then a guy said, what about the Nugget, too? And I said, yeah, and me and Curry have talked about it because we're all, apart from Blinder Remedy. died pretty much after the movie. A lot of us are still around. And I hear you talking about it on a podcast recently.
Starting point is 01:06:54 You went to one of the restaurants in town during the filming. Yes. Yes. And the waitress. A teenage girl came out. We went to like a local motel restaurant. And there was no one else in the restaurant. And there was me, Eric Curry and maybe Peter Moon or someone else like that. And she's like taking the orders like very seriously.
Starting point is 01:07:12 And then she just walks into the doors of the kitchen goes, oh my God. That's why Eric was a bit. Eric and Curry. I carry's from the castle. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Oh my God. It's Dave O'Neill. I don't think she was saying that. It's the fat loser. It's a full funnel.

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