Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 197 - Cass Paige, Suren Jayemanne and Jack Druce

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

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This Saturday, the 27th of June, 26. It's the 200th episode of Who Knewit Live in Melbourne at the basement comedy club with guests, including Ben Russell, the villain, Big Wet Mishwit Trip, the big bopper Jess Perkins, Dave Warnocky, are the carryover champion, if you don't mind. And it sounds like Serend's not going to be able to make it, but he will be sending through answers, so he'll be there in spirit. Cannot wait, you can grab tickets via Matt Stewartcomedy.com. Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers.

I'm the titular Matt Schult. Our first guess recently wrote for the Greg Larson show and has a special out called Rat Paradise. It's Jack Druse. Hello. I mean, you're right for so many things. Obviously, you know, I just had to pick one. Yeah, no, I appreciate it. Random.

But you also make your own sketches if people follow you on the socials. Yeah, yeah. Socials, YouTube, all of it. Check out some sketches. write one today about a crab. Oh, that's really good stuff. I'm very interested in this already. Keep an eye out for that in the coming weeks.

That deserves another club. Thank you. Our second guest this week has appeared in shows like Irvie. Went to an all-girl school and also movies such as Thor Love and Thunder at Sarangai Amarna. Thank you. You're in Thor Love and Thunder? Yeah, I am. Natalie Corpman is your...

Your peer? I sat next to Tessa Thompson, not Natalie Portman, but in the makeup chair. Oh, that's fun. You know how many degrees you would be from Kevin Bacon? Probably like none. Yeah, I think I'm basically sleep in the same bed as it. Yeah, yeah. We're very close.

And thirdly, our guests in all sorts of podcasts, including the hit smash pod being hot is hard. It's Cass Page. Thank you. Thank you very much. I love to hit and smash. I looked up your IMDB and it is... I don't know who made that. It's got so many podcasts.

Like, I don't know if that's all the... Every one you've been a guest on it is all listed on there. On IMDB. Yeah. But podcasts are a P, not an M. That's so true. It's pretty I and they should go on a DB, but there's no M to it. Like none of them...

This one's recorded, so this one could. Oh, yeah, true. I had a friend look up my INDB recently as a funny... bit to do next to me on a big computer. Yeah. And there were no podcast listed. Who added them? Because I don't know who's maintaining it because I've never done it.

It sounds like you did it after that. After that happened, you went away and you did it. And now you've been caught. It might be, maybe it's, maybe a part of it is just like a, like a thing where like the robots go and scoop up information. Sounds like a robot scoop situation to me. Thank you. That's a very sweet way of looking up data scraping.

Data scraping, great. That's probably what I was trying to say. People would be less scared of it. It was called it. All right, so the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answer as well as the real one. They have to guess which one is correct.

And the first question comes from listener, John Cornell from Lawson in New South Wales. And the question is, what is the name? So normally we start with a definition. This is sort of a reverse. I'm giving you the definition. You've got to give me the name, the word. What is the name for the 16th century dish of mutton meatballs

made with cloves, mace, pepper, salt and dates? It's just a bit of a quirky name for 16th century mutton meatballs. While they're writing their answers, I'll let the listeners know how the scoring works. You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant. And another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. and yeah, I've put in two of my own fake answers

for each question with the help of the question writer and we get a point for each of those that our guests choose so each of us conscript to three points per round which seems fair but the probability actually favours me the house and the house always wins off if you've listened to previous episodes you know that is not necessarily the case although I have a feeling maybe I'm on a bit of a heater

at the moment the house to even things out the guests get triple points in the final round are you looking at me to ask a question? No, just looking at me because I'm talking. Yeah, it's nice. Sorry, sorry about that cat. Your hat matches your eyes, it's nice. You're nice.

Oh, fuck, you caught me. Most of our questions come from our great Patreon supporters, and if you want to submit a question, sign up on any level of our patreon.com slash stuggan pod, linked in the show notes. Oh, and hey, well, I've got you. Why not follow us on social media's things like Instagram and Facebook. We're at Who Newop Pod.

And we film episodes now, usually. and been putting up a couple of clips a week or you can subscribe to the DoGo on YouTube channel and watch full video episodes if you want, no pressure. Matt, I can't spell anything. So if you get a answer from me that is just inconceivable,

just sort of give me a look and I'll try and... You don't have to out it in front of everyone. Yeah, I'll message you back. Yeah. If I think I'm not going to be able to make sense of it. Just respond with nah, man. I'll hear you back. Nah, man.

Yeah, have you seen... No, man, that means. Yeah. All right, the answer in for question number one. What is the name for the 16th century dish of mutton meatballs made with cloves, maize, pepper, salt and dates? Here are your options. Bishop's delight. Mutton meatballs and mace shove it in your face.

Muckers knob. Fart of portingale. Spice sweet elder hangers or the Duke's testes. Okay, Saran. are good. Yeah. I would eat any of this. Yeah.

Mouth watering. What era are we? We're talking 16th century. Okay. So what's that? The 1500s? Yeah. So either that or 1700s.

I can live. Which is that made, I think that makes it, that's like Shakespeareish. There'd be Jukes then, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's go with that. The Jukes nut sack.

Jukes testes? Oh, testes. Oh, testes. Oh, I mean, you've gone your own way. Duke's testes, please. What was the, there was one that was like, muck something,

mucker's knob. Muckers knob. That sounds like one of those, that sounds like a name of a dish that would inspire someone to submit such a question. It would be like, oh, that's silly. I'll send that to my internet friend Matt. He'll love this. So I'm going to go muckers knob. All right, muckers knob. Oh, can I get them again? You can. I am a fighter at heart, not a lover, so I will not be choosing one that someone's already chosen. Okay. So the ones that haven't been said? Yes. Bishop's Delight, mutton meatballs and mace shove it in your face. Fart of Portingale or Spice Sweet Elder Hangers. Yeah, I reckon I'm going to go fart.

Fart. Fart, please. Fart, fart for Cass. All right. Here's a wrote the answers. Bishop's Delight. That was Jack. Fantastic. I mean, I'm pleased to win.

I went really normal. That's got to be, I mean, it's so fun anyway. But that's got to be a dish out there somewhere. I reckon a bishop was delighted by it. Like, I don't think yours is necessarily. wrong. That's true. To me it sounded like the start of a phrase. Yeah. Yeah. Like Shepherd's Delight. Yeah. Like Shepherd's Delight. Yeah. Right morning at night. Yeah. Right morning at night. Exactly. Bishop's Delight.

Um, mutton meatballs and may shove it in your face. That was Saran, but Seren also wrote, people at a restaurant would say, may I have one mutton meatballs, mayce shove it in my face, please. Yeah, I thought you'd give context for the whole story. I'd save that back to give you some. Being guests and as I did I'm like, I could have just... It reminded me of the shut up of your face song. Yeah. That was partly inspiration.

Also, I couldn't remember all of the ingredients. That was my initial thought was to just list out all the ingredients. We would shove it in your face. A spice sweet elder hangers. That was Cass. That was good. I was going for testicles. I hope it's real.

Elder hangers is great. Thank you. Yeah. It's just because it was mutton, you know? The mutton's old. I really... I wrote down all the ingredients and I do want to eat these.

It does sound really good. It's a bit of a funny thing, isn't it, that we think of mutton as old? Because it's like, rather than lamb being just really young sheep. But mutton, mutton's just like, they're equivalent to beef, right? The adult sheep, yeah.

But it does sound like, it's like old. It is old. It's from the 1,500. It is true. It's very old. It is quite old. Yeah. Most of those sheep would probably be dead by me.

Probably 15. Now, Seren went for the, the Duke's testes. Am I right in saying that? You are correct. That was the house, I'm afraid. I really think that, yeah, my thinking was very similar to somewhere between Jack's Bishop, I went Duke and your hangars, I went testes.

So I think in both cases I went for the lesser of quality. That's right, went for it all the same. Now, Jack went for Muckers Knob. I'm afraid that was John the question writer. Okay, the house. Well, he did send it to his internet friend. You were right.

And also, Jack, John is from Lawson, New South Wales. Is that anywhere near Jarengong? I don't know where it is, so probably not. But it could be. Sounds like more... There's a little bonus question. Maybe inland. Because it is like, obviously New South Wales is such a huge place.

It's a big old place. Jack, you have to give a fake answer now. Yeah. That is all to say that Cass is correct. It is fart of Portingale. And Portingale. apparently it was their old-timey language for Portuguese style. So they were taking the spices.

They'd got, I think it was them trying to do the style of meatball that someone had brought over from Portuguese. What do we call that now? Portugal. Portuguese style, Nandoz. Yeah. Is that what we're... Yeah, yeah.

Get it on the menu, Landers. This is a great deal. Get the farts on the menu. Release the farts, Nando. So two points to the house, one point to Cass. As we go into round number two with a question from Kayla Hodkowitz from Le Moyne in Maine. The question is, what is the common name for the North American plant?

Hellenium microfilum. Hellenium microflam. Basically just a common name for a plant. And while you're doing that, here's some more information about the farts. John Wright's first found watching the wonderful Max Miller's tasting history. The name is generally assumed to refer to Puffy Air Force. field pastry balls from Europe and was given to the meatball primarily due to the similar shape. And yes, like I said, apparently Portingale means made in the Portuguese style.

Answers were in for question number two. What is a common name of the North American plant Hellenium Micro Phallum? Here are options. Gruff Oldtimer. Small head sneeze weed. Bryson's Bell End. Eastern Silver Vine. Whispy White Wallopper or Little Balloon Dick

There are a lot hogier than I anticipate Yeah I think everyone's got testies on the line Micro Phallum So I assume there's phallum is kind of hoggy Like phallic phallus, yeah All right Jackets you'll go first here What are you thinking? What was the third one?

Bryson's Bell-end I have a really Six is a big number man Keeping all six things in my brain Oh yeah feel free to Do you want them all again Sure let's go Gruff old timer

Small head sneeze weed Bryson's bell end Eastern silver vine Whispy White Walliper Or Little Balloon Dick Lock in Whispy White Please Whispy white locked in

Cass All right Can I also have them One more time please I'm sorry Gruff old timer Small Head sneeze weed Bryson's Bell End

Eastern Silver Vine Whispy White Wallopper or Little Balloon Dick I've been saying balloon It's Balong Dick If that changes your mind at all No no it's Balloon This could be a double bluff

I think I would like to go with the sneeze weed Please Sneezeweed Locked in for Cass Are you familiar with this plant You know the pronunciation It's a little balloon No because that would make sense to me

based on the Latin name. Oh, yes. Helium. Hellenium, yeah. Greek balloon dick, no. Greek dick. The dick that launched a thousand ships. I think,

I do think the phallum, micro-fallum, I think I'm going to go with Bryson's bell-end, please. Okay. Answers are in. Hes to Bryson, if true. Well, he might have been,

He's the one who named it, I think. Arat, you're like, and he's just like, I've seen that before. Does Bellin mean dick? Sort of, yeah. I thought it was the knob bit, specifically. Yeah, I guess it's the, yeah, I guess it's the bellish end. Because the end that looks like a bell. Yeah.

The bellish end. That's always my assumption, but maybe I'm wrong. It's just a general. There's a lot of, like, what I associate with kind of British slang, which is just kind of like, I take it to me an idiot, but they're all seen kind of interchangeably whimsical to me that I've never really like pinned down what each of them means. I think, yeah, that would be British, would it, Bel-end?

He's it, Bel-Nade. I reckon the first time I heard it was seeing Craig McLaughlin's Comedy Festival show. I don't know if you remember this guy. He was in Neighbors. And he finished with it. And the show was all stories about being on Neighbors. Yeah. And then he finished by saying, like,

he told stories of a lot of people would get further in their careers, by, you know, like giving head jobs basically, but not him. And then he sang a song. He sang a song that went through all the things that he would do. But then the chorus was, but one thing I'd never do was I'd never chowed down on cheesy bell end. Which is so full on. That is such a wow. I mean, I hope that's right because that's how I remember.

This would have been 20 years ago. It's a real, like he's going to extra. lengths to get the alliteration in there. He could have just done chowd-down-down-down-on-chote. Yeah, true. It was already... It needed Serene directing. Yeah.

So here's the right the answers. Gruff old-timer, that was the house. Little Bollon Dick is how it's written. But apparently it's balloon dick. That was Serene. And the full name, of course, being little blonde dick, shove it in your face. Ace and Silverbine? It's definitely balloon.

Okay. just saw balloon spell with two o's. Jack asked me to fix his spelling. Aston Silvervine, that was Jack. I'm playing it too safe, I'm realizing. I'm imagining like a normal game with friends, but I feel like this is like an elevated zany comedy one. Yeah, everything.

With enemies. Mine, exactly. Mine stands out because of how simple it is. Yeah, usually things are being sent in are a little bit more unusual. Yeah, yeah. I liked yours. It sounded like it. It was like a gorilla

only as a plan. I liked it. Imagine if a gorilla was a plant. Yeah, that's what I'm picturing. What a beautiful world that would be. Have you seen those monkey flowers? The flowers look like faces of monkeys. I don't think so.

That sounds right up my alley. Something to spend some time on. Sorin went for Bryson's bell end. I'm afraid that was Kayla, the question writer. Oh, well done, Kayla. Okay, the house. Jack went for wispy white wallopper. That was Caspagia.

Age. Thank you. And that means Cass is also correct. It's a small head sneeze weed. That's so sweet. And it's unbelievably, it's a beautiful looking flower. It sounds like it'd be awful. But yeah, it's sort of like, let me show you some.

So that means phallus is where we've gone is all head. As in like we're calling fallas. Is that from the same root word? Oh, true. Phallis. Oh, maybe. Oh, that's nice. They're in the sunflower family.

Yeah, micro head. Small head. Is that what it was? Yeah, micro phallus? Microphalum. Microphalum. Maybe they'll come from the same thing. Yeah, maybe.

So Cass dominates there with a couple of points. House gets another point. So after two rounds, Jack and Serennaut to score. But Cass in the house both on three points a piece. As we come up to question number three, this comes from Piper Galaher from Eugene, Oregon. in the United States. The question is, what is the first track on American Electro-Indy pop group, TerraPigeon's 2014 album, Live It Up, Before You Die It Up?

It's basically going to come up with the name of a song. And while you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a little more about the small head sneeze weed. They call it in a botanical realm, and I tell you what, botanical realm, this is the only writing I've read of theirs. But I hope they talk about all plants like this, because they love it. They write, when it comes to the captivating world of plants, few hold as much charm and ecological importance as the small head sneeze weed. With its vibrant flowers and unique characteristics,

this perennial herb offers a delightful glimpse into the beauty and complexity of nature. Small head sneeze weed is a perennial herbaceous plant belonging to the Asterase family, which includes daisies and sunflowers. This hardy species, can thrive in various conditions, typically found in moist environments such as wetlands and meadows. It's striking yellow blooms at a splash of colour to landscapes,

attracting a myriad of pollinators and contributing to local biodiversity. The answer in for question number three. What is the first track on TerraPigeon's 2014 album? Here are your options. A cloud is just a bag of water, so relax and pass me that brolly. Option two.

See you around the light pole. Open bracket, musicians against texting and driving, close bracket. Option three, scarves are just blankets for snakes. Option four, if you're going to treat me like a mug, at least fill me with coffee first. Option five, sex pope 10,000. Or finally, we are all, we are terra pigeons, and this song will make you shit your pants. Okay, Cass, you'll go. What was like the third and fourth one?

Third one was scarves are just blankets for snakes. And fourth one is if you're going to treat me like a mug, at least fill me with coffee first. That one, please. Mug. Mug. All right, locked in mug. Saran.

I do really like mug as well. What was the last one? Sorry. We are Terra Pigeons. And this song will make you shit your pen. Sex Pope 10,000. Oh. And what was the second one?

See you around the light pole. Musicians against texting and drawing. Oh, yeah. I listen to all of these. I do, I really like the mug one. Yeah, let's lock in the mug. Lock in the mug. I was thinking mug,

but I feel like strategically that would be an error now because the best I can do is stay on par with everyone else. I should go something else. I like the imagining the mug one in a very, like a guy richie kind of geezer. Like, if you get a, if you get a, if you get a, if you get a drink, at least fill me with coffee first. Yeah.

So what was the seventh one? Back to the first one. What would be the seventh one? Seventh one if I was just to come up with one. Yeah, yeah, if there was one. Table me, your notes into a song. Ooh, I want to lock that in. That's off the dome.

I'm going to say maybe Snake blankets, please Locked in Here's who wrote the answers The one with musicians against texting and driving That was Piper, the question writer Beautiful message there We are Terrapidians

And this song will make you shit your pants That was Cass That was a song I'd listen to. Yeah. If I was picking up an album, what would make me buy an album? All of these options on an album would be great. Yeah.

I think we should record this EP. Obviously, we'll have probably get rid of the real one. But, Jack, I'm so disappointed. No one picked yours because this is fantastic. Sex Pope 10,000. Yeah. I thought, I mean, that should be a song, I think. I think it should be.

I think if not a song, it should be your next sketch. Yeah. Just a, yeah, parody ad for a new product. Yeah. And it talks about how shitty all the previous sex pope models had been. This ain't your... And they're being disappointed. Don't worry.

You ain't your granddad's sex pope. Cloud is just a bag of water. So relax and passed me that brolly. That was Saran. That was lovely stuff. It was, yeah. Too poetic probably for a... For a...

It was no one described as? Table notes. What was yours, Matt? Table notes passed. Must be that song. Yeah, I think that's it. All right. What else do we have?

We had, if you're going to treat me like a mug, at least filming out with coffee first. Cass and Trent went for that. I'm afraid that was the house. Oh, no. Well done, the house. Was that you? That was made. Damn, he's good.

Did you have Guy Ritchie? I didn't, but that was an instant punch up for me. And Jack was correct. His scarves are just blankets for snakes. Nicely done. He's killing it. Well, that's Jack's first score. but in that way, yes.

Now, you know, infinity points ahead of view. It's a percentage, just one point. Yeah. All right. Question four, hitting the halfway mark. Score update. Serenade to score Jack on one.

Cass on three, but the house, jumping out to the front on five. Question four comes from Molly Marla from Clearwater, Florida. The question is, what unique food is served at Easter time in Buffalo, New York. It's just the name of the food

and a short description. A unique food that served at Easter time in Buffalo, New York. While you're writing your answers, he's a little more info about that band. According to last dot FM, formed as TerraPigeon Dance Revolt,

the band TerraPigeon, exclamation mark, is a collective that was created in 2008 by then SUNY purchased student Sunni. I guess, or S-U-N-Y purchase student, Neil Frid. They signed to David Burns' Luaka Bop label and put out one full-length album in 2010

with the charming title, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, and I'm in love with you. Have an awesome day, have the best day of your life. I mean, that would have been a great question too. Maybe it still could be. In 2014, the band made its second album called Live It Up Before You Die It Up,

released through Nashville based label Stay Magical. This album contains the powerful single, Girl. According to Piper, their music is quite good. All right, while you're still writing your answer,

let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back, the answers are in what unique food is served at Easter in Buffalo, New York? Here are options.

Thumper Humps. Roast rabbits stuffed with chocolate pieces and sealed with bread to represent Jesus in the cave. Option two, Irish chicken wings. French fries tossed in buffalo sauce

served as a meat-free substitute for chicken wings on Good Friday. Option three. Triple-spice cheese hog. Slow-cooked pork served by clowns at local carnivals. Option four, butter lambs. Small butter sculptures of fluffy lambs

with peppercorn eyes and a red ribbon around the neck. Option five, cheesy bell ends. A sumptuous feast-time dish enjoyed on Easter Sunday comprising a delicious cheese sauce mixed through

roasted bell peppers and served on a long bed of boss's penis What was that sorry? Served on a long bed of boss's penis Or

sounds like something to chow down on Yeah I can do a double check on the score Surin on zero Yep Or finally, tomb of cheeses.

A hollowed-out pumpkin is filled with various gourmet cheeses on Good Friday. It is bad luck if all the cheeses haven't been eaten by Easter Sunday morning. Okay, so, Serran, if you'll go first. I'll just give you the names. Hopefully that'll be enough to work on. Thumpahumps, Irish chicken wings, triple-spiced cheese hog, butter lambs, cheesy bell ends, or tomb of cheeses. What was the first one with Thumpahumps? Thumpahumps.

Could you remind me what the... Roast rabbit stuffed with chocolate pieces and sealed with bread to represent Jesus in a cave. Yeah. It's really bringing out at all in there, isn't it? There's only one that I can see. Any Easterer? Yeah. Easter? More Easter?

You're about to go west. It's so hard. I think it's the cave with the cheeses. Yep. Final one? Yes, please. Tomb of Cheeses? All right.

Tomb of Cheeses. I hadn't even picked up on the wordplay then. Makes me even more confident in my selection. Jack? My dad had some joke where the pun was baby cheeses. And I can't remember what it was, but I do remember him saying it almost constantly around Christmas time. I should remember.

There was a, there was a, uh, Kath and Kim, baby cheeses as well. Right. Did he write for that? He was the head writer at Catherine Kim. Yeah. No, Kim, I said baby Jeezes, not baby Chilisers. Something like that. That was great.

Yeah, it was very good. Okay, so what was the, there was, you know, I'm going to go with thump a humps. Thump a humps. That was the rabbits with chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, let's go that. A wild concoction. And Cass.

Can I please hear them again? The whole description? Yes. I'll give you the names. Let me know if you need. any more info on each. Thumpahumps, Irish chicken wings, triple-spiced cheese hog,

butter lambs, cheesy bell-ends. I guess we're going to get some more information on cheesy bell-end. Cheesy bell-ends, a sumptuous feast-time dish enjoyed on Easter Sunday comprising a delicious cheese sauce, mixed through roasted sweet bell peppers

and served on a long bed of boss's penis. I'm going to go with butterlames. You're going to go with... Butterlamp. Spotted lines, okay. So you were going to lock in Cheesy Bell answer for a second now. I've looked it into my heart. All right.

He's who wrote the answers. Irish chicken wings. That was written by Molly, aka the house. That sounded yum. It sounded so good. Making me realize how hungry I'm for dinner that one. Triple-spiced cheese hog. Served by clowns and local carnivals.

That was Jack. That's so fun. The cheesy bell. that are served on a long bed of boss's penis. That was Saran. Really? Yeah. I challenged him to try one episode and he did so well.

Some reason he wants, like this feels like you're trying less than normal. He's the winner in my heart. Yeah. Now, Jack went for thumper humps. I'm afraid that was Caspage. Oh, got you really got all the big Eastery things in there. Yeah. Yeah.

I should have known because it was a sweetmeat. Yeah. Oh my gosh, sweet meat. I always leave my calling car. Sweet meats. Tomb of cheeses. To be fair, so do I. Surrey went for that.

I'm afraid that was the house. And I definitely was subconsciously ripping off baby cheeses, Catherine Kim or Jack's dad, I reckon. And also just, mixing it up with my growing up Catholic and my mom always putting out the Christmas you know the, what do you call? Nativity scene. I was merging those two things together.

But it is interesting that a lot of them had cheese. Yeah. Very cheese centric. I guess that cheesy Berlin thing from just before, which I'm guessing we've absolutely eliminated Connor's ability to trim that story out now. So that means Cass is correct. It's butter lambs.

I think I knew that. Oh, did you? Yeah. That's such a funny, yeah. Do you know anything about? Do they eat the whole butter or is that just how they serve, how you take the butter? I've only just seen them as sculptures and then like, you know, that's, I've not seen anyone eat the butter, all the videos.

I, when I first downloaded Instagram and I started getting reels, I started getting a lot of Christian content and I kept watching quite a lot of it. Which is where I got the idea for the thumb-pumps. There are Christian dishes where they were put like marshmallows in things and because the marshmallows melt as you bake them, uh, Jesus leaves the tomb as you cook the thing. Oh. So there's like a bit of gastronomy and food science in there.

But I have seen the buttered lamps. I also get a lot of content about how it's actually fine to stay with your partner now after he has had an affair. Oh, wow. All right. With two rounds to go, the scores are surrounding it's scored Jack on one, Cass up to five. the house still out in front on six points.

Question five. The penultimate question comes from Tiff from Sydney. And the question is, why did a Taiwan politician's funeral make the news in 2017? What did a Taiwan politician's funeral make the news in 2017? While you're writing your answers,

here's some more info about butter lambs, perhaps even answering the question I just asked Cass. Molly writes, a tradition brought to Western New York by Polish immigrants in the 1800s. The butter lamb is a small or sometimes large sculpture of... Just say sculpture.

Just say sculpture. Or sometimes large sculpture of a lamb named butter. Never medium-sized. It's either too big to fit in the room or so small you can hardly see it. Typically decorated with a red ribbon around its neck and a blessing on its back. It's typically served as a centerpiece on the Easter table

or given as a gift to families, friends or family. On another note, my French fries tossed in buffalo sauce option, Irish chicken wings, aren't officially called that, but they are officially delicious, especially when dipped in ranch or bleu cheese dressing. I hope I'm saying that right, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, B-L-E-U, blue. They're like gourd on bleu?

I love that is, I don't know what it means, but I love that it's a thing. Bair. Cordon bleu. But man, that made me so hungry that that chip description. All right, question five. Why did a Taiwanese politician's funeral make the news in 2017? Because she had requested in her will

to have the coffin slid down a snowy mountain as she loved skiing. That's option one. Option two. The politician put it in his will that his eulogy had to be read in full without the reader crying for any of his estate or for any of his estate to be donated to charity.

It took 63 attempts over seven days and 29 readers to get through it. Option three, his funeral procession featured a line-up of jeeps topped with skimply-clad women, gyrating on poles. Option four, his corpse was spun on a lazy Susan type apparatus to determine its final lying orientation. The public was invited to air extreme grievances about the deceased with a megaphone. Well, finally, they did one of those today show style crosses to the zany weatherman in a zany location, but on this occasion, he was attending his uncle's funeral. Okay, so Jack, what do you reckon?

You got snowy mountain. You got the eulogy, but it had to be read without crying, otherwise money wouldn't go to charity. You've got jeeps topped with pole dancers. You got corpse on a lazy Susan. You got grievances aired through a megaphone or the zany weatherman cross. I'm going to say, I mean, they're all very crazy, but I feel like the public airing grievances one feels like it's one of those perfect like end of the news, quirky, like, wrap up stories. I feel like that could be it. I'm going to go, yeah. Public gathering grievances. All right, locked in. Cass?

That is good. I think they should do that at my funeral. That seems fair. I reckon I'm going to go jeeps and dancers. Jeeps and dancers. Locked in. Really? We're going to do that at my funeral.

Because you know what also happens at the end of the news is they have the weather. Oh, true. So that could be conceivable. It could be conceivable. They would cross, you know. Yeah. Yeah. We're off to Mark Jacobs.

Is that, no. Scott Jacobs. Scott Jacobs. Yeah, yeah. He's always in a different. Yeah. He's like skydiving and then he's. He's like, yeah, this one.

I figured out I could do too far. Yeah. I'm also. He's giving his eulogy. Yeah. Tomorrow will be fine. Yes. But today was.

Today is wet with tears. Can I hear one more time that all of them? Okay. Because she had requested in her will to have the. coffin slid down a snowy mountain as she loved skiing. The politician put in his will that his eulogy had to be read in full without the reader crying for any of his estate to be donated to charity. It took 63 attempts over seven days and 29 readers to get through it.

His funeral procession featured a line of jeeps topped with skimply clad women, gyrating on polls. His corpse was spun on a lazy Susan type apparatus to determine its final lying orientation. the public was invited to air extreme grievances about the deceased with the megaphone or they did one of those today's show style crosses to the zany weatherman in a zany location but on this occasion he was attending his uncle's funeral i think it's the um the public grievances as well public grievances all right locked in here's who wrote the answers the one with the zany weather man that was serran yeah

you said that it was such an accusation no I wasn't an accusation it was more like good on you that's the first one you didn't do as a callback you're playing for real I thought it might get some traction

yeah I thought made sense to me the corpse on the lazy Susan that was Tiff the question writer the politician having oh sorry the eulogy

having to be read without crying that was Caspage the coffin slid down a snowy mountain was Jack And I like that you made your politician A woman

Thank you It's really nice I thought that would trick people Because of the I imagine the inherent Sexism of the answers Everyone else would give I thought mine would have a hint of realism

That's true Mine had two men in it I intentionally went man I'm like below And far Yeah so Jack and Serran Went for extreme grievances I'm afraid that was also TIF

the question writer. Meaning Cass is correct. It is the jeeps topped with skimply clad women jor rating on polls. It's the way to go. And there's lots of women in that answer. Yeah. Yeah. Quite a progressive.

Apparently 50, according to the article. How many jeeps? Yeah, I think it was one per Jeep. But I don't know that for sure. The photos they showed was one per Jeep. That's really recalibrated my sort of mental image of Taiwan, I think. Yeah. I reckon if that would have been a different.

country I would have been like yeah lock that one in for sure yeah but I didn't strike me as like a stripper politician Jeep funeral kind of place well no better man yeah I've been very close-minded and I apologize I guess it isn't anymore famously yeah yeah I guess it's not happening like every day yeah and he's gone yeah but apparently it's not it's not uncommon uh this sort of stuff over there I like you know celebrate lives however you need to we all grieve differently Absolutely. So we're going to the final round. This one for you three is worth triple points.

So it's still truly anyone's game. Even Seren, if he, you know, shoots the lights out in this round, he can come from behind. And the final question comes from Ben Bruflat from Cumberland Gap in Tennessee. This is a movie synopsis. This would be a longer sansa, three, four, five sentences. Question is, what is the synopsis of the 1976 film JD's Revenge? Did they know I was going to be on the show and this was... Well, they didn't, but I did and I didn't connect that until he said it.

What is the synopsis of the 1976 film Jack Drus's Revenge? While your answer being written, here's an article from the BBC from 2017. A Taiwanese funeral featuring 50 pole dancers has become the talk of the Chinese internet this week. videos of the funeral procession which took place on Tuesday have been circulating online showing skimply clad women gyrating on top of jeeps in the southern city of Chiayi I sort of looked up the pronunciation videos of the funeral procession which took place on Tuesday

have been circulating online showing skimply clad women girating on top of jeeps in the southern city of Chiayi the funeral was for local politician Tangsian who died last month. His family said they wanted to want a Mr. Tung who loved having a lively fun time, according to local media. The procession featuring the convoy of colorful jeeps

blasting loud music brought traffic to a standstill in the city center. It also had a drumming troupe, a marching band, performers dressed as deities, and giant puppets. Mr. Tung, a local counsellor, was a well-known figure in the city and was active in policy,

politics for decades. He died from an unspecified illness at the age of 76 in December. He told us he wanted this through a dream two days before the funeral. His brother told Taiwanese broadcaster CTS. Videos of the procession have been circulating on Chinese media and social network Webo generating much interest. Now this is what I call a funeral, said one user, while another wrote, looks like when it comes to funeral matters, Taiwan still comes first. Others prayed Mr. Tung and his family

for providing an entertaining afternoon for the city's residents. This is what it means to be the people's counsellor, said one netizen. Love the word netizen. I haven't know that in a while. Another person joked, the city's residents are asking, please die one more time.

But hiring dancers and even strippers for funerals is not that unusual in parts of Taiwanese society in which some practice a folk religion that believes in entertaining spirits. One expert wrote that the practice combined old customs of using professional female whalers at funerals

and holding processions for religious holidays with a desire to celebrate the deceased with a big bustling public event. All right, the answer in final question, what is the synopsis of the 1976 film JD's Revenge? Here are your options. gymnast Johnny J.D. Davis just won two gold medals at the Olympics. However, his happiness is cut short as he returns home to find his wife and son murdered at the hands of Russian gymnastics rival Red Sullivan. Only with his physical prowess along with the help from the ghost of FDR.

Davis sets out to avenge his family and bring victory to his country once again. That's option one option two. when a man wakes up in hospital with a missing arm and no memory of who he is, he panics. He overhears the nurses talking about a John Doe who will be arrested in 24 hours for a serious robbery. With 24 hours until he goes to jail for a crime he cannot remember, he sneaks out of the hospital and follows clues left in his jacket pockets to try and clear his name. Option two, option three. JD has a bone to pick. That's right.

He's an archaeologist and a darn good one at that. Nobody has discovered more dinosaur bones than J.D. But when the peak archaeological body elects Ron Smoghorn as their new chair, J.D. is given the cold shoulder by the industry. Why? For no discernible reason. J.D. sets out on the hunt to discover why. He may know his way around a dig, but the administrative quagmire is like no archaeological site he's seen before.

But he'll stop at nothing to get his revenge. That's option three, option four. Although notorious New Orleans gangster J.D. Walker is shot and killed in the 1940s, his spirit remains restless for three decades until a hypnotist supernatural nightclub act act allows him to take over the body of Isaac, a mild-mannered law student. After inhabiting Isaac, Walker decides to hunt down the Reverend Elijah Bliss, a former criminal who helped the authorities find and assassinate the mobster years ago. Or finally, a well-respected sheriff goes rogue

after his family is killed by serpents. Environmentalists try to protect the snakes, but the sheriff and his flamethrower have other ideas. Okay, Cass. Oh! Can I get the gymnast summary again, please? Gymnist Johnny J.D. Davis won two gold medals at the Olympics. However, his happiness has cut short.

He returns home to find his wife and son Murph. at the hands of Russian gymnasts rival Red Sullivan, armed with only his physical prowess, along with the help of the ghost of FDR, Davis sets out to Avengers family and bring victory to his country once again. I actually might go for the snake one. I like the idea of flame thrower.

Yeah, oh yeah, big time. It feels very late 70s somehow. Yeah, we're not using flame throw. We're not doing gobbies and we're not using flame throws anymore. Well, it's on its head. The pass was blasting. Yeah. I agree.

The gymnast one, I would almost go for it, except that the Russian guys called Red Sullivan. That's just the process. What was the fourth one, please? The fourth one was New Orleans gangster J.D. Walker, who shot and killed in the 40s, and then a hypnotist gets to take over the body of a guy called Isaac. a mild-mannered law student and then he goes out for revenge.

Okay. All right. The second one, please. Second one, man wakes up in hospital with a missing arm and no memory of who he is and when he realizes he's going to be done for this. Oh, he's the John Doe. He's the John Doe. Yeah, let's look that in place.

I'm locked in. I think the one you mentioned before, there's New Orleans gangster hypnotist one I like the sound of that was the reverend called like Elijah Bliss or something Yeah Elijah Bliss

That just sounded like What their character's name would be in a movie Yeah right It's rung very realistic to me Awesome all right Locked in Well here's who wrote the answers The one with the ghosts of FDR

Which I really enjoyed That was Ben the question on AK of the house Great work there Ben You should make that as a short film I think it would be a lot of fun I mean, these are all great, by the way. The archaeologist one was so much fun.

And that was Serene, Joamana, loved that. Now, Cass went for the snakes and the flamethrower. That was Jack Drewes. Really good stuff. I really like that. Can you make that into a short film? I can try, yeah. I've got to get a flamethrower and some snakes.

Seren went for the broken-armed John Doe. Oh, no, the missing arm John Doe. that was Caspage. Oh, nicely done. Thank you. And Jack went for the New Orleans gangster J.D. Walker. That was correct. Elijah Bliss gave it away.

Really good. Yeah, well done. It was not normal enough for someone trying to win and it was not funny enough for someone trying to be funny. Yeah, I just thought that's what it would be. It's in a sweet spot. Ben writes it has a 55% critic rating on Rotten Tomato as well as the 63% audience rating.

So it's a pretty middle of the pack movie once you get beyond the gimmick. Star Glenn Terman has enjoyed a long career since appearing in Super 8 the way back and Mar Rainey's Black Bottom. Steve Warren's review reads, The picture is standard black exploitation fair, heavy on the blood, but Terman makes it worth seeing. All right, so before we get the final scores, where can people find you?

And obviously, new listeners hang around, and old listeners too, but new listeners might not know. There's a bunch of outtakes and stuff that Conner's clipped up from throughout the episode that plays after the song. So hang around for those. But Seren, where can people find you? Instagram at Surin Comedy. Yeah. People keep their eyes peeled.

Me and you were going to be doing shows around Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We haven't locked in the dates. We'll be coming to Sydney and Brisbane. Hopefully Perth and other places too. Messages, if you want us to. If you don't, then it's so much easier for us not to. Jack, where can people find you?

just yeah YouTube Instagram TikTok but I always forget to post on there but I do have one if that's how you consume media yeah just making sketches and stuff at the moment if you want to subscribe give them a watch there's a one about a crab coming up potentially so excited for this crab and Cass I'm at Cass CassCass page

you can find me on shut up a second on this podcast sometimes which is really nice thank you for having me I always a pleasure And sometimes D&D is for nerds. Sometimes you'll be on the map. There's some role-playing games. If you like listening to stories.

And if you like listening to nothing, I really recommend shut up a second. Oh, okay. You just turn it down way low. Oh, it's just like there are words, but what's happening, you know? I used to listen to it to fall asleep before I was on it.

Perfect. Has it been happening since you've been on it now that you're like, like a, what do you call it? I've loved myself? Yeah, yeah. It only happened once. And it was not on that podcast. We were doing a like,

um, uh, a commentary on a movie for like one of our bonus episodes, which meant that no one could cut around it because it still had to sync up to the movie. Bad. I have not listened to it since. Love that. Apparently in a section they go,

oh, is Cassus? Okay. And they have to just keep powering through it. Um, which I don't realize because I wake up and start talking like, nothing's happened and they never mention it. All right, final score check In fourth place

But putting up a brave fight On zero points at Serenji Amana The winner in my heart I'm really going to carry People's champ Long bosses Peter And I'll say you could throw a blanket Across the rest of the field

In third place on seven points With a big final round It's Jack Druse In second place on eight points is the house, but leaping out of the lead on nine points, it's Cass Page. We beat the house. You beat the house. We beat the house a streak, yeah?

Was it a streak of one? Yes. Well, two, I think. Oh, well, well, no, Cass. Really, really good. I'm just, thank God. Yeah. I feel like we were all part of that.

Yes, truly. Genuinely. At least twice. And if anyone, if any of you picked the house's answer in that last go, it would have been the house's victory. True. Yeah. So, yeah, thanks so much of joining.

It's a real fun episode. Let's do it again. some time. Cheers for tuning in everyone at home. Hey, want to give us a five-star review.

If you're, you know, if you like it, tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy the show. I can check out the video on the Dugan YouTube channel.

But anyway, thanks for tuning into Who Knew with Matt's children. Now that you know it, I'll be Matt's show at. Goodbye. He was in the, he was in the MCU.

Has he been? Yeah, he was as himself in a, in like a guidance of the Galaxy Christmas episode or something. I was as myself as well. Was your character called Surrend? It was called Asgardian stagehead one.

But that's how I identified on the day. That's right. Before you had your name Anglicised to Surrender I might. I basically I wheel a thing onto the stage. It's like a fake play and they do this play. The community theatre puts on a recap of the last film. Right. And I was like working for the theatre.

I would have loved it if you're, yeah. If you shook hands with Thor and said, Gidey, I'm Serene. Yeah. I worked on, yeah, if I tell Thor that, oh,

yeah, I was in Irving, winter at all. Jack, I'm just, I don't know what Connell will be able to do, but you are just a bit fainter. Oh,

yeah, so maybe I can turn. Well, I can get closer to the mic. I don't want you to make you lean in so hard, though. Oh, is this okay?

You're just taller than I realize, I think. I can't put the chair down. Oh, you know what? How is this? That's a good distance. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. That's a fistwit. A fistwit. That's actually the first question is. What is the definition of a fistwit? Thithwit sounds like your character in the MCU. Sorry, Connor. I knocked my Michael phone.

Sorry, Connor. I'm quite lazily here today. Gide, Connor. Connor leave that, please. I feel like this needs dramatic sort of quiz show music, this part of it. I assume that all goes in it. It's just folly of Connick clicking I feel like

blowjobs have gone down in value, haven't they? One blowjob could get you a promotion. Yeah. I feel like, you know, it's good that we stop doing that obviously for very, very obvious reasons. But I also feel like they wouldn't get you a full promotion now. Yeah, like, come on. I think it's been like inflation is kicked in.

Yeah. I think some people would like for inflation to have kicked in on those particular things. I just, I mean, again, I'm very, very glad to live in this world now

and I'm glad we've really stamped it out for the most part in a lot of places. But like, one gobbie? For one joby? Yeah. Yeah, that's not a miscarony.

Yeah. It's like, yeah, like all sorts of baby boomer luck back then. Yeah. You buy a house for nothing, get a promotion for one. One goby.

One gobi. And because the gobi lasts not very long and then the job is the rest of your life. Potentially, yeah. Like if you get moved. In those days especially. Yeah. What, like gobi a year? So like, then you, like, you beat inflation at that point.

Well, you have to keep climbing up the ranks. Yeah. In the organisation. It's real. I've never really thought about it. But it is true. But I would never do it. I'd know.

No. I would never shout down on a cheesy bell end. I would say though if I did do it I would be more likely to write a big song about how I didn't do it I feel like it really feels like someone going really out of their way

protesting too much that's what I would say I'd like to use the word my moiried more my vocab good word I'm getting it I'm looking at a myriad of

great answers here why use that is that kind of right I think that's kind of right It just means a Instead of saying a bunch Yeah A bunch is nothing

No one's impressed by a bunch Jack before we get into this rank And I just say I love your answer Oh That's fantastic Well maybe some of the answers Aren't fantastic So that's a

Oh no I'm gonna look for Matt's twinkle Yeah Matt's got the tell of a twinkle The light in his eye Pops up He gets the one Look I'll tell you

All of yours Have been fantastic Can I just say that He's backtracking Have the Have the sketches been going Some of them really pop off right Can you tell which ones will or it's just full random

Yeah I don't know I feel like Yeah I have no idea anymore I guess with like social media You can if something's like very Like requires no setup Then I think it's got like a chance of going well Like if there's just

It just starts and people are kind of already intrigued Yeah But yeah I don't know I've been like I haven't, I kind of made a bunch of, like, lower effort ones before I started speaks and specs, because I know I wouldn't have any time. So I've, like, haven't actually made one in a few months. I've just been kind of working through the backlog of them.

So I'm excited to sort of do some more of it. But, yeah, I think I've been going, all right. Read something funny, man. Oh, yeah, just around how he plays this game is interesting. No one's doing it like Surin. No. Have you been on with him before? People say that they play a separate game when they're listening to Seren episodes.

Like, I'm going to try to guess the real answer, and I'm also going to try to guess the Serene answer. How was the season of Spick's get any cool musical guests and stuff? Yeah, it was good. Yeah, I think it's weird. It all has very much blowed together now. But yeah, it is fun watching the music performances because you can kind of see them like warming up as well

when it's like they do the full song, but it's kind of just you hanging out. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, no, it's really good. It's kind of like, I'm really loving, like not being in an office for a bit. But yeah, I feel like we got like a lot of stuff on there. Yeah.

Briggs did Big Noto, his like punk rock. Oh, sick. think yeah I've forgotten them all yeah Briggs was good but that all great

yeah so no more I didn't go to a lot of the records so that's my excuse it's good excuse my god

is that like spice bags I don't know there's an Irish dish called spice bags oh spice bags I think we got one before yours

and Surenz show at the Cooper's Inn with me No. No. You were about to be on the stage. Oh, okay. Well, that didn't stop me from eating a few times.

Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. That's fun. So it's like chips in a bag and with spice and what, did you shake up the bag? I guess so. I've not, well, I tried some of Zoe's, but it was pretty delicious, but it was served on a plate because it was a restaurant. We didn't have it traditional style. We also weren't in Ireland.

Okay. This story is falling apart. I don't know what to believe anymore. Hey, you guys go on to Tung Shwang's funeral? There's going to be strippers. It's going to be off the hook. Tongue swang. Did you say his brother told him that it'd come to him in a dream?

Yeah. I feel like the brother just maybe wanted this. I think his brother was having a wet drain. Yeah. Yeah, my brother wanted this at his funeral. That's tongue for you. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I don't know if it's appropriate, but he was really dreaming

sister Has anyone seen the Sean McAleff gambling documentary? I've been watching that today it's depressing it's depressing but also just kind of like very interesting like the

the way it's done like I almost feel like they're trying too hard to seem like fair and even handed like it's a like it's one of those oh, you know, we've got to cover both sides of politics thing, where it's like, this isn't, this is just the devil. You can just say how bad it is.

Right. Like they do a thing about how the, like, predatory or the gambling apps are and how it's like tricking, like it's so ingrained in young people and stuff like that. But then the next thing, they'll be like, oh, but here's a hundred-year-old woman who goes and plays bingo every week. Oh, they do both sides. And they'll be like, and she, you know, it's $20 and someone wins and she has a nice time with a friend. So that's not so bad.

It's like, they're not even comparable. Yeah, yeah. That's evil. Yeah, it's so strange. Yeah, you'd think they'd be clear of those sort of pressures, but maybe not. I don't, yeah, I don't know if it's even a... Or it's just... A thing that's like...

It's like a... Wait to lighten up the... A grim show. Yeah, I think they just wanted just interesting little bits for people for him to go and talk to and stuff, but it just seemed very strange. And then, um... Also, it's like he's gambling while he's... he's like meeting people like he'll go he's talking to these guys at the pub who are like addicted to

like betting on sports and stuff and he's like okay so how do you do this and you you've bet on this and he's like gambling along like with people as part of the documentary but it's like he just keeps winning and i feel like this is really undermining the point of this if he just wins every single time like i think i'm off to the last episode he hasn't lost yet right is it staged no no it's just having good luck yeah i feel like the producers would really want him to be losing money to make the point but he just keeps winning. That's quite crazy. Yeah, I'm like, cut this point out.

What are you doing? Yeah, really, really good stuff out there. You've got, it takes a while to get an algorithm just right. Oh my God, it's Molto Benet. It's so good. It's just Al dente. I'm trying to like look, I'm trying to look on like online a lot less at the moment, but I have recently started getting this man in India

who's like a snake charmer who goes out to the desert and does what he calls a snake rescues but it's like, I think the snakes live in the desert. So he's playing his flute and he is charming the snakes almost like what I've seen in cartoons and stuff.

It looks amazing. But he's, they always bite him. He's not good at it. He just goes out into the desert and gets bitten by these snakes and all the comments are just like, dude, just, what are you doing?

stop doing this and you'll like maybe every fifth one he'll probably still get bitten but at least get it into a bag and he'll be like another successful snake rescue where does he put him? Just in the bag, I don't know I guess he chucks him somewhere else

it could just be one snake he's doing it every week for the content I have no idea