Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 200 - Jess Perkins, Mish Wittrup, Ben Russell and Dave Warneke
Episode Date: July 13, 2026Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 199 features Jess Perkins, Mish Wittrup, Ben Russell and Dave Warneke!Give your feedback... in this listener survey: https://forms.gle/WC7bKDCwgXmSQD1QASupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's stand up special 'Best Man': https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his stand up special 'Live at Stupid Old Studios': https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESee the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hey, mate, it's titular Matt Stewart here, letting you know.
With the release of the 200th episode, I've also put out a listener survey.
Clicked to the show notes of episode 200.
Yeah, if you're interested in giving some feedback on how you think the show is going and whatnot,
click on that.
I think it only takes a few minutes.
Anyway, let's get on with the show.
Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers.
I'm the titular Matt Stewart.
And my co-host slash scorer today is Dave Warnocky.
Oh my goodness.
Hello, Matt.
Hello, everyone.
So good to have you here.
Obviously, you weren't my first choice.
Serene was, but he...
That's fair.
So good to be here.
So good to have you here.
200th episode.
Can you believe it?
It was only yesterday we were doing the 100th episode.
That's right.
I think in our little podcast network
that do go on media podcast network,
I think it's the only second show to make it.
Oh my gosh.
200, everyone.
Give it off a Matt Stewart.
You believe it.
Now, Dave, would you like,
like to introduce our guests tonight.
Absolutely.
Three of the best.
Oh my goodness.
We're not available, but we do have...
That's right.
Again, Sarenz said no.
But would you like me to introduce these people?
I've got a little script here.
Oh, fantastic.
No glasses need to be smashed.
What's over.
Now, our first guest has been appearing on this show
since way back on episode one.
Having won six episodes over the first hundred and 99
episodes, make some noise for the one.
The only Jess Perkins.
I've won six.
You've won six.
Yeah, well, I counted ones that were drawn wins.
They all count.
I'll say that.
Yeah.
When you're playing as one other person, it's probably not that impressive, but I counted them anyway.
So you haven't lost six times.
Yes.
That's all I heard.
Oh, no, this is bad.
Jess is going to be reading.
No.
Why, I would never do that.
I think Jess, I reckon Jess should sit at the end.
Yeah. Nauty chair.
Jesse's not afraid to cheat.
Yeah, but I'm so cute.
Can't I give it that?
Confirm it.
Well, yeah.
You're the, I'd say, equally most cute person on this panel so far.
Yeah, that's right.
You haven't lost cuteness six times.
Shut the fuck.
If you're saying I'm as cute as Dave, I will kill myself.
This girl, look at this guy.
He's like a child and a man all the same time.
Is there anything cuter than that?
A little man?
Come on, that's cute as fucking shit.
Thank you for calling me a man.
We have another little man coming.
Now, our second guest this week is our podcast's resident villain.
He's also won or not lost six times.
some noise and booze but also some clubs it's ben russell
no I'm not gonna
yeah I don't want to sit next to Dave
yuck
I will say this about Ben as well
it's his birthday today
thank you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday
to you
Happy, happy bird,
Hay to.
Hooray!
Boy, he's a jolly good fellow,
boy, he's a jolly good fellow,
he's a jolly good fellow,
and so say all of us.
Now our third guest this week has won 11 times.
Including her last eight episodes straight.
Give it up for the People's Champion.
It's Mish Big, Wet, Wet.
Whittrell.
Big wet,
Big wet,
Big wet,
Big wet,
Big wet,
Big wet,
Big wet,
Big wet,
Big Wet,
oh,
fuck,
what a joy.
For she's a jolly good fellow,
for she's a jolly good fellow,
but she's a jolly good fellow.
And so say all of us.
Great.
Thank you so much.
Um,
now,
It feels damp up this bitch.
You're not going by Otterbox?
Sorry?
You're not going by...
No, that didn't catch on, thank God.
Okay.
So, um...
So,
listener Saraj brought us a bag of, uh...
A big wet.
Oh my God.
Thank you so much.
Someone did merch for me.
Well, someone started...
Someone started a multi-million dollar company for you.
Yeah, fuck it.
And it doesn't go off until the 28th of April, 2028.
But after that...
That's years of wetness, bitch.
Don't get little wet.
Get big wet.
All right, well, we should, I mean, I had not accounted for the timing of three verses of the birthday song.
So we really need to get cracking along here.
Oh, all of a sudden Matt's worried about time.
Do you want to hold that for me?
Thank you.
These are my minions.
They're the little wets.
The droplets.
My droplets.
That's actually really.
Oh, I love that.
All right, so for new listeners, this is how, I mean, I should ask, anyone not heard this show before?
Okay.
The big wet thing must have really thrown you.
I sometimes, like, occasionally I'll be walking down the street and one of you
will yell big wet out the window.
And everyone around doesn't know if someone was just, like, sexually, like, exploiting me in some way.
And I'm fine with it.
So for those handful of new people.
listeners in tonight and I guess people listening at home.
This is the way the show works.
I ask a relatively obscure trivia question.
Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer.
I then read out their fake answer as well as the real one.
I have to guess which one is correct.
And the first question comes from listener Jane from Northcott if you're in tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wanted a drop list.
Oh, yeah.
Jane.
Yes.
And Jane's question is, what is the literal translation?
of the German dialect idiom muckensackle.
And what, in what context is it used?
Do you want this on Messenger or Instagram?
Yeah, sending it to David.
Today's a Warnocky. Okay.
Yes.
I don't think we're friends.
Me either.
Can you say the word again, please?
I'm not here to fuck around.
Yeah.
Muckensackencekel.
Muck and Sack and Sackle.
So what does it mean?
What does it mean?
Yeah, you get that in a sentence.
It's like an idiom.
Yes.
You're an idiom.
In Germany.
And an idiom is...
What's an idiom?
Like a hat on a hat?
Is that an idiom?
Or is that a saying?
Don't bring me into this.
Okay.
Can someone define idiom?
Absolutely.
Let me get you the dictionary definition.
An idiom is defined as
a phrase or expression
where the combined meaning
is figurative rather than literal.
For example, piece of cake
means something is very easy.
Or bite the bullet means
to face a difficult situation with bravery.
Wow, that was really well done from Dave, everybody.
Thanks so much.
Okay, while they're writing their answers, I'll explain.
So you want literal translation and when it's used.
Yeah, great.
You understood.
This is how the scoring works.
So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contest,
and another point, if you correctly guessed the answer.
And by the way, I'm also playing into the house.
Yeah, come on.
Usually, I know in the past I've been a real house booer,
but tonight I'm playing with you.
Yeah, you're in the house.
We love the house.
We love the house.
So we've put in two of our own fake answers for each question
with the help of the question right,
and we get a point for each one of those that I guess choose.
So each of us conscript to three points per round,
which seems fair, but the probability actually favours me, the house.
And, yeah, to combat that, the three guests get triple points in the final round.
Anyway, most of our questions come from our great Patreon support.
And if you want to submit a question, sign up on any level of our patron.com slash
2G1 pod linked in the show notes.
Any patrons in?
The most beautiful people.
It's weird.
It's so strange how they're just physically attractive.
Not their only value, but certainly one of the big ones.
All right.
The answers are in for question number one.
Here it is again.
What is the literal translation of the German dialect, idiom muckensackle?
And in what context is it used?
Here are your options.
And by the way, Saren has also sent through answers for each question.
Okay.
In case you're worried there weren't going to be enough options.
See if you can spot them.
All right, here are your options.
To have your tongue in your ass, that's the literal.
This is to be tongue-tight and unable to express yourself.
Ouz a muck and chick.
My tongue is in my ass.
I don't mind it.
I don't mind it.
Egg laying rooster.
Used to refer to someone who has a surprising talent.
A pre-sucked lolly to...
It's when something has been sucked so much
that all the sweetness disappears.
A horse fly scrotum.
Used to describe something as being very small.
It's a beautiful language.
That's the feeling of waking up the morning after a big night of drinking and feeling shame from your actions the night before.
Soiled tuxedo used to suggest someone is trying hard to seem fancy when they clearly aren't.
Finally, when that fateful moment comes, as it does for us all, and you meet the Grim Reaper,
but before he takes you on your final journey, you convince him to let you have a little muck around on the sickle.
Just one little reap, please.
Says relatives are often too mournful
to notice all of the smash crockery.
All right.
All right, Jess, what do you reckon?
You got tongue in your ass,
egg laying rooster,
pre-sucked lolly, horsefly scrotum,
sick regret,
saw a tuxedo.
You got a tongue in your ass.
And I told Matt that in confidence.
I zoned out for a lot of it.
So I'm going to say the Scrodom one.
Yeah, that woke you back up.
That's a real cutey thing to say.
What do you think, Ben?
I am going to go for the rooster.
The person with the surprising talent.
Thank you so much.
And Mitch is a muck and sickle.
I liked the rooster one as well, but I am quite partial to the tongue in the ass.
But we're going to need an answer.
But when it comes to the answer.
Bigwet, big wet loved a tongue in the ass.
Oh no, I hate this part.
Which is the game.
Me too.
I'm just like hanging out with my friends.
And winning.
I'm actually going to go
I really want to go rooster
but I hate doubling up
she hates a double up
don't double up dude
are we going to say we're not doubling up
don't double up
we're not doubling up okay
hold hold one second
are you saying if I don't double up
you guys won't double up this episode
whoa
they're shaking Jess and Mitch
fun is shaking
but fools
is also shaking
fools
Okay.
Very hard to know if a handshake with Big Wets worth anything.
And he's the villain, so he'll just do it.
Yeah.
And Jess will forget.
Because it's a cutie pie.
I'm going to go with rooster.
All right, double rooster.
Cheeto.
Getting in their fucking heads.
Why am I doing the same as me?
Yeah, don't worry about it.
You'll see.
Mish.
You're about to be splishing and sploshin, motherfucker.
It's honestly luck,
but that's not wrong one that many times.
All right.
Here's who wrote the answers.
Here's who wrote the answers.
Soil Tuxedo was the house.
The one that,
about feeling shame the next morning,
that was Ben Russell.
Yeah, that's actually called fielanxed.
Okay.
Yeah.
And just as a, like,
as a.
Swam it up, guy.
As a courtesy for the people who have given up their time here today,
just give them a little applause.
No, you don't.
No.
I mean, no.
Pity us.
I would say the ones that aren't that good, pity, clap.
But if you do think they would really give it to them.
In a positive.
To suck a lolly until the sweetness disappears.
That was Mish.
That's good.
Yeah.
To have a tongue in your ass.
Oh my God, that was Jess Perkins.
Well on, Jess.
The one about the Crim Reaper,
this is going to surprise some.
That was Serengyamana.
Yeah.
Where does he get his ideas?
That's a shock.
Egglang rooster.
Now, Ben and Mish both went for that,
but that was actually Jane, the question writer.
Well done.
Well done.
Good stuff.
Which means Jess is correct.
It is a housefly scrotum.
Yes.
I genuinely.
I have had a stressful morning
and I zoned out for everything he said
and then he did a really quick recap
and I was like fuck
that's a good strategy
that's my strategy
that's my strategy
it's winning so far
all right so we move on a question too
now this one comes from my dad actually
who's in tonight
and my mum
by the way
in a lot of ways
if it wasn't for them
I wouldn't be here today
let's not think about that too much thanks
Because they had sex.
Well, I never connected the dots like that.
Anyway, they've brought our family friends to dairy farmers.
And Matt said, Mick and Loretta, round applause to them if you want.
Big fan of dairy.
And dad, last time I was having a drink with Dad, he goes,
I'm bringing Mick and Loretta.
Can you make sure there's at least one cow-based question?
It's their day off and they need to hear about care.
So with that in mind, question two comes from Paul Stewart.
Which of these is a real breed of cattle?
Okay, so you've just got to come up with a fake species of cattle, of cow.
Yeah, okay, that's...
All right, that was such a loud scoff.
Species.
All right, they're all one species, I guess.
That's what I'm inferring from that scoff.
Yeah, the breed.
Which is a subsection of a species.
I don't have a cow man, all right.
Did he say boo or moo?
Anyway, while they're writing their answers,
here's some more info on muck and suckle,
or muck and sekel,
also sometimes pronounced and written as Mug and Segel.
Jane writes,
Jane, do you mind if I read these words?
Or butcher these words.
It's Swabian slang.
Swabia or Swabia is a region of German.
And it's slang for something very small, the equivalent of a bees dick or a gnats bollocks.
I haven't been able to verify it, but apparently there is a Japanese term which translates to flea scrotum and Hungarians refer to it as an ant's dick.
The more you know.
And by the way, I looked it up.
The origin of bees dick is Australian.
God bless this country.
Like I shed it to you when I read that.
That can't be right.
That was one of ours.
That, the goonsack and that clothesline that spins around.
Fucking spiders.
Spiders.
We came up with them.
What a rich culture we have.
All right.
The answers are in for question number two.
Mick, please don't scream out the answer.
He'll just be like, no, that's not one.
No, that's bullshit.
Silly.
All right.
So the answer in for question number two,
which of these are real breed of cattle?
Here are your options.
Gray spoofed Frisian.
Groninger Blarkop.
Cattle Cacciatore.
Jersey Shore, big boy.
Bruce.
The fancy browning.
Or finally, an unfortunate case of nominative determinism here.
But the name is Sirloin Sally.
Can you do a quick rundown of all them again?
Grace Boffreesian.
Growning her Blarcop.
Um, mollcop.
Um, no.
Um, Cattle Cacciatore.
Jersey Shore big boy.
Bruce.
The fancy browning or sirloin Sally.
They all sound like potential wrestler name.
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
I just hope that's a good way of getting out of this.
Or sex positions.
Yeah.
All right, Ben, what do you reckon?
Bruce.
The grey spoofed.
The sirline Sally.
Yeah, I love this.
Love doing the sirloid.
Ben Russell favourite.
It's my birthday.
Maybe she'll let me do the sirloin Sally.
You liked that one, did you?
Thanks for tuning in.
I'm like 50-50 at this point.
Let's see if we get to 75.
Right, Ben, what are you thinking?
Me?
Yeah.
Oh, geez, Louise.
Which is not one of the cows.
Give me them again.
Grace, buff, Frisian, groaning her blarkhop.
That's what?
Cattle catchetoree.
Jersey Shore, big boy, Bruce, the fancy browning or sirloin Sally.
I'm going to go groaninger blarclop.
Because that's ridiculous.
Mish.
Mish is closing her eyes for listeners at home.
Going into the mine palace.
Pictureing the cows.
They all sound fake as, which is the game.
I reckon the spoof one is Ben.
Like I would put spoof on Ben.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
When you read that answer for Sir and Sally,
was that everything that was written?
Yes.
Oh no.
We'll go.
I don't know.
why I'm going, Bruce.
I'm just...
No, that's not it.
I don't know. I hate this.
This one's hard. It's not the Jersey Shore Big
Boy.
Maybe it is. Why is that yours?
Yeah.
Nancy Browning.
That's all you have to do is just ask them.
Which one was hers? The Jersey Shore big boy.
Which one was yours?
I'm not going to tell you.
Oh, okay.
Mine was Bruce and I'm just fucking about.
I should have.
I'm, all right.
Who is it?
I'm going to go with, I don't, I fucking hate this.
I'm going to go with Bruce.
Yeah, Bruce.
Just Mitch, if I could remind you this is really important.
So if you could.
Well, no, because all of a sudden there's an audience here
and over the, over the, over the, well, they've been here the whole time.
Jess, what do you reckon?
I've forgotten them all because Mish took so fucking long.
What was the first one?
Grace Bof, Frisian.
No, second one?
Groening Blarkop.
No, third one?
Catalcaturre.
No, fourth one.
Jersey Shore, Big Boy.
No, that's mine.
Next one.
Bruce.
No, there was one I liked.
Fancy Browning.
Oh, fuck it.
Yeah, fancy browning.
Or Sirline Sally.
No, it's a fancy browning.
All right.
They've all locked in their guesses.
Here's who wrote the answers.
Surline Sally, this is going to surprise everyone once again.
That was Seren Giamana.
Oh.
That's quite tame for Serene.
Genuinely, if he hadn't written all that bullshit at the top,
I would have picked Sirloin Sally.
That's a beautiful man.
Yes.
It is.
Boy or girl.
The grey spoofed Frisian.
That was the house.
Cattle cacciatore, that was Paul Stewart.
That's good stuff for.
What you've got to know about him is he's got twice as much Swiss-Italian blood as I do.
That's why words like that are coming to him pretty easy.
but that's where your fiery temperament
The Jersey Shore big boy
Great double bluff from Jess
Sorry triple bluff it was Jess
Was that a quadriple bluff
Anyway Bruce
Mish went for Bruce
That was Ben
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
I'm in your head
No you're not
Jess went for the fancy browning,
mainly because she seemed to have run out of patience.
That was Mish.
Hey, great strategy.
Yeah, thanks.
Which means Ben got the correct answer
is the Groninger Blarkoff.
Yay.
Woo!
Yes!
I'm going to win.
All right.
That's important to me.
All right.
Start off this new year with a win.
Well done.
All right, early days.
Oh, yeah, Serene also message saying he had an idea that...
No.
Are we vetoing?
Yeah.
Oh, that's interesting that Ben poo-pooed so quick
because the idea was that Ben gets a birthday point.
Yes.
But Seren said only if you think it'll really piss Mish off.
I'm at the stage in the game where genuinely I don't care.
I'm just having a good time.
Give her five minutes.
Do you even believe that?
Absolutely.
I never go into this wanting to win.
And then something happens halfway through
where every demon I've ever had
just explodes out of me
and I kick ass.
But also, unfairly, the last time I played this,
you put me against Kairn and Oz
who had never played before
and didn't really understand the concept.
And when I tell you, I wiped the fucking floor.
I used them as my playthings.
I have never felt more powerful in my life.
I'm coming off the back of that.
And Ben is very, very good, and I'm very fond of Jess.
And you're very good-looking.
And Dave's here as well.
I need it to be cute.
And I'm feeling, I'm feeling...
Thank you.
Sorry.
She's cute.
Very cute.
Thank you.
And I'm feeling a bit tense.
And also my skirt is really short.
So I'm paranoid about that.
There's a lot working against me, is what I'm saying.
Let's keep going.
Your skirt's so sure we can almost see your sewer line, Sally.
Matthew?
Matthew.
Matthew?
Matthew.
Matthew.
Apologise.
To your mother.
She raised you better than that.
Sorry, Mom.
Sorry, Mish.
Question three comes from Ariane from Ireland
And the question is
Pine
That was just for Ben
Don't worry about it
No no no
I think it's good enough that everyone
Mish what was that great joke
That said Ariane
And I just turned to Ben and said
Ariana Grande
It was one of my better ones
Come see my show
Pretty good
Word association there
Ariane's question is
Pioneering blues singer
Johnny Watson was better known
by what stage name?
What was Johnny Watson's stage name?
An old-timey blues singer.
Real old time.
Born in the 1800s sort of thing.
Johnny Watson.
All right.
While you're writing your answers,
oh Dave,
do you want to give us a score update?
Now I'm out.
The schools are tight tonight.
It's tight at the top.
It's tight at the bottom tonight.
If you want to score, update everyone.
Currently on two points,
It's Ben Russell and The House.
Yes.
But close behind them on one point a piece,
it's both Big Wet and Jess Perkins tonight.
It is literally anyone's game at this stage.
Really?
And I like how you do the reverse order.
You start with the leaders.
Everyone else tries to build up like suspense going lowest to highest.
Yeah, I don't...
And I love your strategy of getting rid of all the suspense straight away.
Hey, while they're on their answers, and this is mainly for Mick.
fact check me if you need to Mick
but the Blarkop or
Groninger Blarkop is a Dutch breed of
dual purpose cattle.
Both purposes.
Blarcop is Dutch
for blisterhead.
Beautiful name.
Beautiful name.
And its main breeding area is the province of
Groningen.
That makes sense.
The average milk,
now Mick, can you tell me if this is
impressive or not?
The average milk yield is 6,166 kilograms
in a lactation of 315 days
with 4.38% fat and 3.57% protein.
Many cows give more than 7,000 kilograms
and yields above 9,000 can also occur.
I just want milk that tastes like real milk.
Can we give her a point for that?
All right, a pity point for Mish.
Hell yeah!
Does that mean I get a birthday point?
Yeah, and a birthday point.
I get a birthday point for Ben.
And a putty-a-tootie.
And a cutie point for...
Well, that cheapens the birthday point.
All right, the answers are in for question three.
Pioneering blues singer Johnny Watson
was better known by what stage name?
Flappy Flowrider.
The Mariana Stench.
Oh.
Daddy's stovepipe.
Finius J. Falacio.
Elvis Presley
Lucy Goosey
or anonymous John Watson
Elvis did steal a lot from black musicians
That does check out
All right
Mish and she'll go first
What do you reckon?
I mean you're a generous lover
But right now we
We need you to go first
Flappy Flowrider
The Mariana Stench
Daddy Stovepipe
Phineas J. Falatio, Elvis Presley, Lucy Goosey, or Anonymous John Watson.
Kind of like Anonymous John Watson, to be honest.
It's really hardy in plain sight.
Yeah.
Oh, God, it would be so...
Oh, no.
See, this is a point where I'm like, I wonder what Ben and Jess did.
We had fun, that's what we did.
Yeah, we had a bit of fun out there.
You just got to go out there and have a bit of fun, you know.
Falacio is Seren or Ben.
Spell with a pH, if that helps.
That's jazz, baby.
And that's on jazz.
It's blue.
I kind of like, I kind of like anonymous, John.
I don't know why, but I want to go that.
All right, locked in, Jess.
I'm going for the cutest one, Lucy Goosey.
All right.
I thought that was you.
Fuck.
And Ben.
Okay.
Give him one more, just one more time for Benny.
Flappy Flowrider.
Flappy Flowrider.
The Mariana Stench.
That's not true.
Daddy stovepipe
Daddy stove pipe is
I want to be called that
Phineas J. Falaccio
That's good
Because Falaccio is another word
For a sucking off
Oh
Yeah
Very clever
Oh that's funny
Yeah
Elvis Presley
Lucy Goose here
Anonymous John Watson
Anonymous and Lucy
And
Daddy is good as well
Yeah
Daddy's good
Daddy is good.
Thanks so much for coming in and supporting the show, Dad.
Daddy's good.
What was the first one again?
Flappy Flowrider.
Flappy Flowrider.
I mean, that is, they love to call
each other like flaps or lips or mouth.
Yeah.
A lot of blues and jazz musicians had oral fixations.
Oh, flak.
You guys think about it too much.
I just got to go with your heart.
That's what I do when I'm writing my shit answers.
There's someone really funny about Jess laughing at herself.
Some are really cute even.
In the spirit of doubling up, I'm going to go anonymous John.
That is.
Fuck off.
All right.
Because you said not to think about that.
Are you sure you want to do that?
Not really.
I can think about it
Why you want me to choose one of yours
Which you would choose
If I hadn't already been chosen
Then I'd be worried
But it's already been chosen
Which did you choose
Things are getting wet
I don't think you should double up
Don't think I should double up
No
Interesting
I'm going to double up
Yeah
Okay
All right the answers
The Mariana Stench
was the first answer
contributed by scorekeeper Dave Warnocky.
Clever Dave, Dave.
Real good stuff.
Thank you.
We were just talking about that.
Flappy Flowrider.
That was Mish Whitrop.
That's right.
You wanted me to choose
Flappy Flowrider.
No.
Finius J. Falatio is some of my finest work.
Elvis Presley.
That was Jess Perkins.
And I'm getting a running commentary from Jess.
She wrote after that to me, she wrote in brackets,
she's back.
What my last answer?
After Jersey Shore, Big Boy, she wrote in brackets,
I think we can agree that I'm back, baby.
Should we also reveal Jess in the first round?
You couldn't think of one,
so you just asked me to write one for you.
Is that right?
And then he had to message me to tell me which one was mine?
Well, she's going to go for that one.
So that was, so it was actually Dave who had a tongue in his ass.
I didn't know if we were going to reveal that, but yeah, that's true.
And it may happen again.
Bit of fun.
I'm here if you need.
So, Jess went for Lucy Goosey.
That was Ben Russell.
That's great.
Point for Ben.
That's great.
I was like, what would a cutie pick?
Now, Mish and Ben both went for Anonymous John Watson,
not figuring out the pattern of Serend's being last every time.
because that was actually
Seren Giamana
he gets
he's still playing
he's not
I guess
I don't think any of us
was thinking
you were going to pick his answers
To the point that
Matt when he sent through the score sheet
he didn't even bother
including Seren as a whole
I've had to create a new column
for Seren is now on two points
which means he's in equal second
only one behind
it's everyone else
he's got the same points as everyone
I'm just going to choose Seren
so the
correct answer. No one got it. Daddy's stovepipe.
No, that's good. I thought that was a band. I was so close. Yeah, I was close to.
Close to Daddy. Maybe you shouldn't have doubled up. I,
only because you said don't double up is when I doubled up. That's why.
But when it turns out that I actually was trying to help you. Yeah, I know. So that's crazy,
isn't it? Just kiss already, you two.
All right, we're at the halfway mark and well over the halfway point of our booking.
So we better pick up the pace here with quick.
Question number four, which comes from Lauren Fisher from Cardiff.
And the question is, what is the name of the village in the Cotswold district in Gloucestershire, England,
at four miles southwest of a town called Stowe-on-the-Wold, which is great in itself.
But this, so you've just got to come up with a little English village name,
which is just south of Stowe-on-the-Wold in Gloucestershire.
And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Daddy Stovepipe.
He was an American blues singer-gatarist and harmonica player.
He also recorded under the names Jimmy Watson, Sunny Jim,
and also the Reverend Alfred Pitts.
He may have been the earliest born blues performer to record his music.
So he's an important guy.
Many of his recordings were jug band duets with his wife, Sarah Watson,
aka Mississippi Sarah.
Very similar to Sirleine Sarah, Sirle and Sally.
Is it?
No.
If I'm being fully honest, no, it's not anywhere near it.
But Ariane Grondes writes,
it really stuck.
I'm happy with it.
He lived a fascinatingly long life when he was born.
The US was on its 17th president,
Andrew Johnson, the successor of Lincoln.
And when he died, it was on its 35th, JFK,
who died soon after.
So he lived nearly 100 years.
He was buried in an armmark grave in 1963,
but a 2012 concert was held in his honour
and the money raised went towards
finally getting him a worthy headstone.
So Daddy's stovepipe, we can all go, you know, go pray at the graveside if we want to.
That was weird.
I'm like, I don't know how to finish this off and I, that's what I riffed.
We could all go pray at his gravesite if we want to.
I'm getting a thumbs up from the crowd.
Someone did two thumbs up then.
Oh, no.
All right, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break.
Okay.
answers are in.
The answers are in.
Here is question number four.
It's a little peek behind the curtain there.
What is the name of the village in the Cotswold District of Gloucestershire, England, four miles south-west of Stowe-on-the-Wold.
Stow-on-A-Wow!
Here are your answers of possible options.
Stowe-on-the-Wold Heights.
Okay.
But it's south.
It should be called.
Stowe and the Wild lows.
Sorry, do you think geography
always gets lower?
For the south we go?
That's why we're underwater right now.
Cockblock,
Figgie Bottom Hill,
upper slaughter,
little Hager Tramp,
near south of Stowon the Wild,
or Thruppany Wristie.
That's three wristies.
Lucky.
It's my birthday.
Oh, can I have Thruppity Whisties, please?
We're back to you, Jess.
What do you reckon?
Can I have them again, please?
Stow on the Wild Heights, Cockblock, Figgy Bottom Hills,
Upper Slaughter, Little Hager Tramp,
near south of Stoll on the Wild or Thruppany Wristy.
Figgie Bottom.
Figy Bottom Hill, locked in.
Ben?
I'm going to go Cockblock.
Great decision.
And Mish?
It's between up, whoa, it's between upper slaughter
and the one that's like near of this place.
Yes.
I'm going to go with upper slaughter.
They all love that shit over there.
They're like, ooh, up on the Timms in the south of the,
oh, rising on the Timsy Bidziebue.
Whibiddy Bim.
And it's just a shit hole.
Yeah.
I think you all showed great restraint, not doing any of,
Ponds. That is like the classic.
Yeah. We had a good one
a few episodes back. Fuck,
I bet it was. It was really good.
Tell us all about it. You guys should have been there.
I'll say it because it was better than
anything you guys wrote tonight.
Oh, that's
quite rude. No, no, no, no. You wrote
great stuff tonight. Well done.
Here's who wrote the answers.
It's rude. Yeah.
So on, I actually reversed it.
We got a patent going. I reversed it.
Stowe on the Wild Heights was actually Serene.
Wow.
That was still obvious.
Yes, okay.
Yeah.
Little Hager Tramp was Jess Perkins.
She's back, baby.
Just flowed straight out of me.
Thropony Ristie.
That was Lauren in the house.
Lauren did something without Risty and I added Risty.
You threw in the Ristie?
I threw in a Ristie.
I'm like, look, this is gone pretty well, Lauren,
but I want to throw on a Ristie for free.
Lawrence just didn't quite get you there,
so you thought...
Matt loves to throw in everything.
wristy here and there.
Now, near south of Stowen the Wild, which Mish was really close to going, that was
Ben Russell.
I was so close.
I was absolutely trembling.
Which means, oh.
That means one of you is correct.
Now, Ben went for cock block.
That was Dave Warnocky.
Sorry to block you, Ben.
That's all right.
Jess went for Figgie Bottom Hill.
That was Mish.
Nice.
and Mish went for
Upper Slaughter, which was correct.
Two points.
It's getting wet.
Big wet, big wet, big wet, big wet, big wet.
There's a cold front on the horizon.
The low pressure system.
Oh, I missed this.
When the high pressure system meets with the low pressure system,
that's when you get a big wet.
All right, the penultimate question.
Question here comes from Caitlin Hall from Shepernan in Victoria.
Any chance Caitlin's made the trek from Shepernan?
Doesn't matter.
Don't worry about it.
Caitlin's question goes like this.
Cayman Rider X was a Japanese kids TV show in the 1970s.
It featured outlandish villains.
What was the villain on episode 26?
So we just want a name of the villain.
Did we have a year that this was made?
Mid-70s.
Mid-70s.
What was the name?
Cayman Rider X.
I've already written my answer.
Holy shit, it's good.
Do you just want the name?
Do you just want the name?
Name and a brief description.
Oh, okay.
I may need to add more.
Maybe, yeah.
Just like a sentence or whatever.
And while you're writing your answers,
here's some more info on upper slaughter.
Lauren writes,
upper slaughter is not far from where I grew up,
and there is also a lower slaughter.
Also, my fake answer was based on the real place
six penny handily.
and I punched it up a little bit.
She wrote, hers was Throppence Handily, and I said,
Handily, what about Handy?
Handy, what about Ristie?
Okay, that was the process.
That's so good to get a glimpse into the mind.
You've been doing this for 200 weeks.
According to the website Explore the Cotswolds,
the name Slaughter might make it sound like the village has a dark history,
but it's actually just a mispronunciation of the old English word slothry,
which means muddy or miry place,
or a bit wet actually.
And that's due to the river eye
which flows through both upper and lower slaughter.
For some reason, the Nazis attacked the village
when a Luftwaffe bomber dropped 2,000 incendiary bombs
on the night of the 4th of February, 19 foot, yes.
This crowd is wild.
That's the third smash class.
Third one.
But do you think it was when someone said Nazis?
They're on to me.
Gee, you were saying Jesus Christ because you thought I was saying
that Nazis are on of them or that I was accusing them of being a Nazi
because I wasn't really sure which one.
But both probably aren't great.
Yes.
Well, Conor added that out.
But apparently the bombing campaign, which was also known as the Baby Blitz,
which is very cute.
All right, so question five, the answers are in.
Kaman Rider X was a Japanese kids TV show in the 19th.
70s that featured outlandish villains.
What was the villain on episode 26?
Here are your options.
Ben Russell
described thusly a snazzy-dressed short king
who impersonates beloved movie characters
to trick people into joining his army.
I like him.
He sounds like a cool guy.
You really aren't trying, are you?
I literally never have.
I respect that.
Yeah.
Option.
I'm a personality hire.
And I barely deliver.
Option two.
Electoral Wizard, a super politician election man.
Vote one, your death.
That's a good tagline.
That's a good tagline.
I think it's good for villains that have a tagline.
Starfish Hitler.
A mutant that was part Adolf Hitler, part Starfish.
That makes sense.
The Unstruck Match, a humanoid matchstick, who was reluctant to use his firepower as its single use only.
That weirdly feels like a Dave Waterke.
Buzz adrenaline, an American astronaut who returned from the moon with dark and mysterious lunar powers.
Buzz adrenaline is funny.
That's good.
Johnny Parsons, based on talk show host Johnny Carson.
He hypnotised people through the television that made them catatonic.
Or finally, Mr. Milk, a milk delivery man who would go from house to house,
leaving milk on every doorstep.
The catch, the milk came from his very own tea.
Okay.
These answers are all really good and made me wish I tried.
Okay.
Which one was yours?
I'll never tell.
Ben, what do you reckon?
The two that stuck out to me.
One was Starfish Hitler and the other one was Milkman.
Using your own teeth, that's good stuff.
And very Japanese.
Yes.
Okay.
No offense, but they like some freaky shit.
So, which one?
Flip a coin.
Heads or tails.
Heads with Milkman.
Tales
Starfish Hitler
What is it?
God, he's good.
Tails, which one was that?
Starfish Hitler it is.
Locked in, Mish.
What was the first one again?
Ben Russell.
Oh no, the other second one.
Choose that one.
What was the second one?
Electoral wizard.
I don't mind that.
You know that?
Yeah.
I want you to know that.
something. I don't mind that.
But I'm also partial to the milkman.
Okay.
Can you flip a coin for me?
Sure.
Heads, electoral wizard, tales,
Milkman.
What is it?
Tails.
Wow.
Milkman.
I'm going to go with the electoral wizard.
And Jess.
I was going to ask you to read them all again,
but now I feel bad for the milkman.
So I'm going to go for the milkman.
All right, Milk Man's locked in.
Let's see you write the answers.
Ben Russell, that was Jess Perkins.
Where do I get my ideas?
I mean, it's good.
Yeah.
It's a good idea.
Can I take that?
I said you were snazzy dressed or something.
Yeah.
Johnny Parsons, that was Mish.
That's good.
Buzz adrenaline, that was the house.
That's good.
As was the unstruck match.
That's a good one too.
I picked Ben's.
Mish went for Electoral Wizard.
That was Ben's.
Jess went for Mr. Milk.
That was Serenz.
Yeah.
That feels right.
Ben got the double wham.
And Ben got it correct.
Starfish Hitler.
All right.
So we got to quickly move on to the final question.
This comes from two.
What is Starfish Hitler about?
He's like, we must have a movie.
I hate to all quarreled.
Okay, that's enough of that.
So the final question, two listeners combined to put this one together.
Talia from South St. Paul, Minnesota and Amanda from South Dakota.
Final question from Talia and Amanda is,
what is the plot of the film But Boy?
Keep it short, just two or three sentences long.
And while they're quickly writing those answers,
Here's some more info about Starfish Hitler.
Caitlin writes, I stumbled across this on Instagram one day
and I have to verify its existence by researching it online to make sure it was real.
Caitlin's got a different algorithm to me.
From what I've read, the character has gained icon status in Japan
and has inspired many.
Starfish Hitler's main defense is being able to summon Starfish,
which can deliver an electric shock to the target.
This show in general has a rich and wacky cast of characters,
and you can easily fall into a hole
if researching and watching the amazingly 70s action-packed episodes and movies.
It's fandom page rights,
Cayman Rider X, or in the English, Masked Rider X.
It's a Japanese Takusatsu drama that aired from February to October
in the first episode of Robotics Scientist,
Kitaro Jin and his son Kasuki become caught up
in the campaign of terrible an evil organization known as God
stands for government of darkness.
They are attacked and the professor's technology is stolen,
but before his son dies, he's able to perform surgery on him.
With the very last of his robotics technology,
he transforms his son into Kamen Rider X to offend his father's death
and ensure the safety of the entire world.
Kosukee uses this technology as he battles the monstrous minions of God.
Episode 26 is titled Underworld's dictator, Starfish Hitler.
utterly interesting,
writes in the episode,
Starfish Hitler is one of the King Dark's new generation of monsters
tasked with carrying out some scheme.
Can't be more specific than that.
Against the population while the hero,
Cayman Rider X works to stop him.
The design puts the Hitler mustache and visual markers
on a humanoid suit that incorporates starfish elements.
This is what it looks like.
Dave, you want to show the other side of the audience?
Do you guys want to say this?
Remembering this was a kid show.
He says it's a lot less starfish.
Yeah, they've really leaned into the Hitler there, haven't they?
Massive chest swastika, I don't even think.
Hitler was that gory.
Gourish, gouty.
Gourish, he was pretty...
To be fair, he was very gourish.
Starfish, Hitler was not mentioned again after this.
He achieved a kind of immortality, not through any sequel or spin-off,
but through the internet where clips of the episode circulated decades later
among people who couldn't quite believe what they were seeing
and who then had to share it with everyone they knew,
which is what we've done here today.
All right, are the answer's in, Dave?
No, I've got one to go, but should I give a quick score check?
Oh, yes, I'll have a score check.
Oh, no, I've got the last one.
I'll just quickly copy that in.
And let me tell you, it is close across the board,
and of course we're playing for triple points.
Yes.
And this, the final round.
Currently, at the bottom, but still anyone's game on two points.
It's just Perkins, everyone.
Being beaten by a man who couldn't even be here at Seren on three.
Also on three is the house.
Then in second place on four points, it's big wet.
But out of the lead by one on five points, Ben Russell.
Oh, ring a ding ding, what a battle.
They're going to be okay.
Hey, this crowd.
What the fuck?
I did say ringy ding ding ding and then he's...
Yeah, that was well played.
All right.
Stop saying stuff.
Final question.
What is the first?
the plot of the film But Boy. Only one
house answer here. Oh no, there's two.
Dave. Just realize Dave had
one in just because he knew were a tot on time.
Here we go. Oh, don't worry about it. Don't worry
about it. Just put a strike through that.
Oh no, I'll just read the first bit. I'll just go,
this is Dave. No, I'll do it.
I'll read it quick. All right, here we go.
Option one, Max Glute's felt like a
typical cheeky boy. Little did he know.
He was the product of an experimental
process that created life from donor
butt cells alone. When puberty
hits, everything changes and he begins morphing
into a human bum. Can he track down
his creator and find answers?
If not, he'll soon be nothing but
a great big ass.
A great
big ass.
Option two, Brad loves butts buts, but one is
never enough. So he
runs for mayor to make the town of
Laramie a butt friendly city
filled with banging babes.
Gosh. I like this
movie. I like Brad.
Option three, Hugo Goldberg is just a little bit different than the other kids in school.
He's slowly turning into a butt.
A transformation that will complete on his 13th birthday.
Can he break the curse of the smelly belly warlock before midnight, or will he be a butt forever?
Then we've got Detective Fox loves work and alcohol.
After going to AA, his sponsor, a man named Chip, becomes the main suspect in an investigation of a missing kid.
Fox also starts to believe that people are disappearing upchips butt.
Then we got Butt Boy is a self-proclaimed superhero patrolling the streets of Butt City,
which has been taken over by gangs of butts, rated PG.
And then there was a Dave one and a Seren one, but I'll...
Oh, wow.
I'll put them in the show notes or something because it's good stuff.
Oh man
It's worth checking those notes
Matt
Matt can you put mine in the show notes as well
I can do
But we really do need to wrap it up here
So Mish can we
Lock in an answer
Well the first and the third were very similar
Yes
Max Fulz and Hugo Goldberg
Yeah
I think
Oh God
It's a classic tale
It's a classic tale
It's more
It's just like which one is a more
realistic blurb now
Boy meets girl.
Girl and boy fall in love.
Boy turns into a butt.
What was the second one again?
I'm so sorry.
Second one, Brad loves butts.
He runs for mayor.
One is never enough.
Yeah.
I like the butt city one too.
While you're still talking, Jess,
you want to lock one in?
Yeah.
The detective one.
Okay, locked in.
Detective Fox, disappearing up chips butt.
Yeah, no, I got it.
Back to Mish.
That is the one.
What do you reckon, Mish?
The curse one.
No, the first one.
Go the first one.
Max Glutes.
The typical cheeky boy.
All right.
And Ben Russell.
So what are the two that's left?
Two haven't been chosen are Brad Love's Butts.
Yep.
Run some air.
Hugo Goldberg, who becomes a butt.
Okay.
And the self-proclaimed superhero patrolling the streets of Butte City.
Right of PG.
We could lock in my one or Oster-Ens one.
Yeah.
Okay.
So here's my, here's my strat.
Yeah.
They're all kind of, they're all butt related, aren't?
Yeah.
Either someone becomes a butt or they want to turn, their city is butts.
Yes.
Can I change my answer?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Ben I'll allow it.
Keep going with your strategy.
No, you go.
You get to go.
No, no, no.
I was, I interrupted you.
He doesn't get to turn to me and turn.
No, I interrupted you when that was rude.
No, you have to, you have to do your, you have to make your change first.
We, uh, we really need a, we need a, we need a, we need a, we need a, we need a, we need a, we need a poncho.
It's ponchos.
Not yet.
We need a lock in an answer here, please.
I'm going to go with the first one.
I'll stick with my answer.
All right.
Okay.
And Ben, I just need to not choose Mish's one.
Yes.
That's what I need to not.
Okay.
Okay.
You could choose mine.
That's, see, that's what I'm thinking.
Yeah.
And it wasn't immediately apparent to you this time?
You're not, it kind of was, I think, but, I think But City.
Yeah, that.
Well, that makes me think that either Jess or I have picked yours.
I don't think I'm getting the message across the web.
We're over time.
We're over time.
Which makes me think I've picked yours because I, yeah.
I don't know.
And if the great scheme, he thinks, who gives a shit?
Yeah.
I do.
We both, both me and Mish do for no reason at all.
I guess I just have more going on in my life.
Ben, we're going to get you lock one in or you will default.
I'm going to go, but city, please.
Butt City, butt man.
But City.
He's got to get rid of all the butts in Bud City,
which doesn't make sense because what's Butt City without the buds?
Yes.
All right.
So maybe he's the villain in the end, which I like because that's who I am apparently.
All right.
So while Dave is.
Contabulating the scores.
I'm sure that's a word.
Do you want to change your answer, Mish?
I'm considering going to the curse one.
A letterbox review by Amanda the Jedi.
Simply reads, after watching it,
I've witnessed the Lord today.
Here is who wrote the answers.
I forgot to do that bit.
So we've got Hugo Goldberg
becoming a butt.
That was Mish Wittcherp.
Well done.
Well done.
Brad.
Did you do that one?
No.
Brad loves butts.
That was Ben.
Mish went for the one Max Glutes, the typical cheeky boy.
That was run by Tolia Amanda in the house.
We combined our skills.
Ben went for the self-proclaimed Subaru.
That was Jess Perkins.
But City.
Which means Jess is correct.
It is.
That means you win?
It means Fox.
The one where, uh,
People were disappearing up chips, but...
It's actually quite liked on Rod Tomatoes.
It's got 71% approval rating from critics and the audience as well, 71%.
Now, Dave, final score check, and then we can all get the...
Okay.
We're finishing run-up tonight on three points.
It's Serenjo, Amarna.
On four points apiece, it's the house, and sadly the streak is over.
Big Wet, also on four.
In second place, on five points, it's Ben Russell, but...
Double points.
She got six in one round.
That's how it should be.
That's how it should be.
I just didn't want Big Wet to take it away like she always does.
All right, big round of applause for all our guests.
Thank you.
Thanks so much for coming out to The 200.
Thanks to basement comedy for having us.
We really do have to quickly get the fuck out of here.
They've got a show coming on straight after us.
But before I go, let me say,
now that you know it, I'll be Matt Stewart.
Goodbye.
Matt Stewart, everybody.
It's me, Matt Stewart, after a great night at the basement comedy club.
I had a great time after the show as well.
But anyway, before we get into the outtakes,
we ran out of time to do a couple of the possible options for the final question.
Now, Dave, Dave's one, Master Milk,
a milk delivery boy who would go from house to house,
leaving milk on each doorstep.
The catch, the milk came from his very own butt.
A bit of fun.
And Serends one was,
when troublemaker Craig Olifson,
a young still in Scarsgard,
is caught smoking on school grounds.
He is sent to the principal's office.
His punishment?
To spend the summer vacation
picking up cigarette butts all across town.
While out on butt duty,
Craig meets the butt boy,
an old Alexander Scarsguard,
a student from the same school
who had been sentenced to a similar fate years ago
and never stopped picking up butts.
The two form a strong bond,
the butt boy teaching Craig about life, resilience
and the trick to Sudoku puzzles.
In return, Craig never once mentioned
that but boy's face is a butt.
Very good stuff.
The other thing,
the loose end that I was going to tie up,
I messaged Mish
and asking how her date went
and if they discussed
that answer being accidentally sent through to her date.
I assume that was in the episode already,
maybe it's in the outtakes.
Either way, she left me on red.
So do with that information what you will.
Anyway, let's get on with the outtakes.
I would say this, normally I read a script
And I'm going to try today just to see what comes up
All right
So this will be the start of the show when I say this, all right?
People are feeling so tense
With the idea of me having to remember a line
That they are literally squeezing glass pints
Until they crush
He is out on tour
But you were sitting around ready to go
Yes, and I just glass someone at the bottom
back there for fun
and I've walked up here
hopefully you're okay
but it is a ritual
I like to do
and so say all of us
and so say all of us
for he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow
and so say all of us
why was he born so beautiful
why was he born
because he had no say
No saying it.
Thank you.
I want to let you know
I want to let you know we had already done all of that backstage.
I get everyone to do it.
Because the truth is no one enjoys singing happy birthday.
So I lean into it.
I'm like, no, you want this? Let's do it.
So I am the villain.
But it's my birthday so I can do what I want.
Thank you.
Thank you one clap.
Any other cancerians in the house tonight?
Oh, they're too shy.
We hope recovery is going well.
It's not that type of cancer, dude.
I've made an accidental mistake there, Ben.
I feel a fool.
Jess, you're slipping down the order.
Droplets.
Yeah.
Dave.
All right.
So, top three is pretty good.
You guys are registered cutie pies, aren't you?
You're on the cutie pie registry.
Yeah, we're on the list.
Whenever you go to.
Every time you move house, you've got a door knock and say, hey, guys.
Say hi, I'm a resident cutie.
I'm registered.
I'm on the registry.
Dave, I got hacked recently.
So if I send you screenshots of Elon's new cryptocurrency,
wait, I thought you were reaching out genuinely with that.
Everyone that Ben follows, this is true,
every single person that Ben follows
when they woke up that morning,
I had 11 messages from Ben Russell
and I was like, oh my God,
he's pitching a job to me.
And no, no, he was sending me screenshots
of Elon Musk's ex profile.
You're welcome.
To all the old group chats I sent them into.
People that I don't want to talk to.
I got one and then I was in
one of the chats and it comes up and immediately it said
Beck Petratus has left the group.
She was straight out of her man.
It was crazy quick.
It's funny. I was in another group chat that Beck was in.
She took a different text.
She booted Ben out of that group.
She was on it, man.
Yeah.
I didn't want him.
I didn't get a message.
Oh.
No, I got two of them.
Fuck you.
You felt bad for the cutie.
Or finally, when that hateful moment comes,
fateful, fateful, thank you.
It's actually really handy having you sitting there.
I'm the professional, um, actually.
Can I just also say, I know I took a really long time doing that,
and I wasn't going to admit this, but fuck it.
I accidentally sent my answer to some guy I'm going to the wrestling with after this.
It will reveal how weird.
that message was.
Yeah.
All right.
As you were.
A quick question is,
did you clarify or do you unsend?
I unsent, but he'd see.
That's worse.
That's way worse.
He really blew it.
Yeah, well, we'll see if he writes back.
I'll keep you posted, friends.
Please.
We got Wayne Unit filming this,
so you can send a video if that'll help clarify.
That's 10 years working together, baby.
Two people sharing, half a bro.
And Dave's here.
Yeah.
And fake fuck for that.
Yeah.
I'm the looks.
Dave, did you hear how hard they laughed at that?
Yeah, I thought everyone was going.
I'm the looks.
I know.
Yeah, it's one of those ones where, like, I don't want you to laugh.
And then if he didn't laugh, that would also be bad.
He wrote back.
He wrote back.
Ha ha, what?
Yeah, that feels right.
I like him.
This guy sounds good.
This guy sounds good.
Should we all come with you on the date?
No.
Oh, and editor Connor's in tonight.
Connor, can you edit that out?
Is that Connor?
That's Connor.
You know some of my secrets,
my whole.
Holy shit that Connor, especially from that episode
that we did with Rubin,
that Connor has heard
You can get...
Absolutely scandalous.
You could get me sued.
Yeah.
To my grave.
Yeah.
Sorry?
To his grave.
Yeah, I'd fucking hope so, mate.
And Connor knows exactly how cute I am.
Everybody knows exactly how cute you want.
I need this rebrand so bad.
I've been such a bitch for 10 years.
All right.
So, quit.
Cute bitch.
Say something, Matt.
Pioneering blues singer
Old timey.
It's one of the best in the biz.
All right.
Mr. Yes and.
So, Ariane McGronde's question is,
oh, I thought that was really clever.
I think you said Magronde.
Yeah, he said McGrande.
Yeah, he said Arionne McGrande.
Amiriam Negundees.
Would that be a good drag name?
Yeah.
Ariana McGrundy.
Grundy's been slang for jocks.
Doesn't matter.
Conno, could we get or edit everything from when,
and certainly the bit where you talked not into a microphone.
And especially a bit where he talked about everyone looking at my vagina.
I think make sure that bit isn't there.
Well, hang on, that is not, that is not what I was meaning at all.
Sirlo and Sally, I meant your butt.
Oh.
I'm going on through the options.
It's the closest adoption.
There's a few things down there that you could pick from.
Oh, my goodness, Matt.
The scores are tight tonight,
tighter than a sirloin Sally.
We've got, um...
Dave, Dave, apologize to Diane.
Diane, I'm so sorry.
Dave, I think you need to have something before that.
It's got to be as tighter than a nuns, sirloin Sally.
Matthew?
I thought they were confused.
Matthew?
Matthew.
She's like Sirloin Sally's, the tightness is a spectrum.
All right, we'll move on.
We'll move on.
That's why we're underwater right now.
We're in a basement, Jess.
Hey, big wet.
You forgot your roots.
You forgot?
These are my people.
and Matt and Dave can tell you
they don't like it when people are mean to me
what do they like when I mean back
this is what it's about
women supporting women
what I love to see
Mish is one of my closest friends
and I will strangle her if I have to
I reckon that's a bit of it to find
to be honest, Jess.
Shut up.
They're mine.
No, there's a...
I've got droplets up this bitch.
I wouldn't stress.
People sit in the splash zone
are definitely on mission side.
There's a bit of rising dam.
All right.
So I've given you one of the options.
So you got stolen the world heights.
Jess's nickname Baby Blitz.
That's really good.
That's really good.
Baby Blitz.
Baby Blitz is awesome.
I'm changing your name.
That's adorable, Jess.
I'm changing your name in the group chat, Jess.
Currently, I'm a thick set freak.
Yeah.
And Matt is currently and will remain Mr. Ainal.
Without context, mom and dad, that sounds weird.
They've done it.
Michelle.
I apologize.
There's no proof of it.
that they've done that.
Michelle.
You're getting full named for that, you sicko.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Daddy and Mommy, Stuart.
Yeah, so,
amazingly,
amazingly,
while the,
there were damaged buildings,
no one was killed or injured
in the town, so probably because
nearly no one lives there.
But also,
So Dave needs enough.
Dave's gotten distracted.
He's putting in baby blitz rather than doing his job.
I was about to do it.
So I'll keep giving facts about his double tan.
I'm still waiting on.
I won't say who it is, but someone is still typing.
On its...
I just want to prove Dave has changed in the group chat.
And Dave's nickname is currently Lenny Longdong.
And the three of us co-own a business.
I mean
Workwife
We have fun
Yeah we have so much
All right the answer in
Not here but
In our real life
Separate lives
I just notice one of your droplets is knitting
Oh
What are you making?
It's in the front row
A big green ring
What is it?
Scarf
No it's in a circle honey
Are you making a
A snood? A snood?
A sphincter.
That's beautiful. That's beautiful.
A green sphincter.
Just waiting for a clean edit for Connor here.
And we won't give you one.
Sir Lone Sully, Sourl and Sallie, Sour Lone Sallie.
You know, Sphinctas are actually very important.
Very important.
We got seven minutes to do one and a half questions.
Here we go.
Absolutely loving.
I'm going to show a photo.
Give us a fucking second.
Droplets, the droplets spoiling.
Don't you fucking come for my droplets.
I'll never come via droplets.
So, this final question, if the droplets could fucking pipe down for a second.
Thanks so much for coming us in the front row.
