Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 200 - Jess Perkins, Mish Wittrup, Ben Russell and Dave Warneke

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. Episode 199 features Jess Perkins, Mish Wittrup, Ben Russell and Dave Warneke!Give your feedback... in this listener survey: https://forms.gle/WC7bKDCwgXmSQD1QASupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!Check out Matt's stand up special 'Best Man': https://youtu.be/ZgukEPerWZc?si=SW8PttGAB-ly_GF8And his stand up special 'Live at Stupid Old Studios': https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESee the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith, Logo by Murray Summerville and edited by Connor Schmidt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, mate, it's titular Matt Stewart here, letting you know. With the release of the 200th episode, I've also put out a listener survey. Clicked to the show notes of episode 200. Yeah, if you're interested in giving some feedback on how you think the show is going and whatnot, click on that. I think it only takes a few minutes. Anyway, let's get on with the show. Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers.
Starting point is 00:00:31 I'm the titular Matt Stewart. And my co-host slash scorer today is Dave Warnocky. Oh my goodness. Hello, Matt. Hello, everyone. So good to have you here. Obviously, you weren't my first choice. Serene was, but he...
Starting point is 00:00:54 That's fair. So good to be here. So good to have you here. 200th episode. Can you believe it? It was only yesterday we were doing the 100th episode. That's right. I think in our little podcast network
Starting point is 00:01:04 that do go on media podcast network, I think it's the only second show to make it. Oh my gosh. 200, everyone. Give it off a Matt Stewart. You believe it. Now, Dave, would you like, like to introduce our guests tonight.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Absolutely. Three of the best. Oh my goodness. We're not available, but we do have... That's right. Again, Sarenz said no. But would you like me to introduce these people? I've got a little script here.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Oh, fantastic. No glasses need to be smashed. What's over. Now, our first guest has been appearing on this show since way back on episode one. Having won six episodes over the first hundred and 99 episodes, make some noise for the one. The only Jess Perkins.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I've won six. You've won six. Yeah, well, I counted ones that were drawn wins. They all count. I'll say that. Yeah. When you're playing as one other person, it's probably not that impressive, but I counted them anyway. So you haven't lost six times.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Yes. That's all I heard. Oh, no, this is bad. Jess is going to be reading. No. Why, I would never do that. I think Jess, I reckon Jess should sit at the end. Yeah. Nauty chair.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Jesse's not afraid to cheat. Yeah, but I'm so cute. Can't I give it that? Confirm it. Well, yeah. You're the, I'd say, equally most cute person on this panel so far. Yeah, that's right. You haven't lost cuteness six times.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Shut the fuck. If you're saying I'm as cute as Dave, I will kill myself. This girl, look at this guy. He's like a child and a man all the same time. Is there anything cuter than that? A little man? Come on, that's cute as fucking shit. Thank you for calling me a man.
Starting point is 00:03:14 We have another little man coming. Now, our second guest this week is our podcast's resident villain. He's also won or not lost six times. some noise and booze but also some clubs it's ben russell no I'm not gonna yeah I don't want to sit next to Dave yuck I will say this about Ben as well
Starting point is 00:03:48 it's his birthday today thank you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to you Happy, happy bird, Hay to.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Hooray! Boy, he's a jolly good fellow, boy, he's a jolly good fellow, he's a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us. Now our third guest this week has won 11 times. Including her last eight episodes straight. Give it up for the People's Champion.
Starting point is 00:04:38 It's Mish Big, Wet, Wet. Whittrell. Big wet, Big wet, Big wet, Big wet, Big wet, Big wet,
Starting point is 00:04:56 Big wet, Big wet, Big Wet, oh, fuck, what a joy. For she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow,
Starting point is 00:05:04 but she's a jolly good fellow. And so say all of us. Great. Thank you so much. Um, now, It feels damp up this bitch. You're not going by Otterbox?
Starting point is 00:05:21 Sorry? You're not going by... No, that didn't catch on, thank God. Okay. So, um... So, listener Saraj brought us a bag of, uh... A big wet.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Oh my God. Thank you so much. Someone did merch for me. Well, someone started... Someone started a multi-million dollar company for you. Yeah, fuck it. And it doesn't go off until the 28th of April, 2028. But after that...
Starting point is 00:05:50 That's years of wetness, bitch. Don't get little wet. Get big wet. All right, well, we should, I mean, I had not accounted for the timing of three verses of the birthday song. So we really need to get cracking along here. Oh, all of a sudden Matt's worried about time. Do you want to hold that for me? Thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:16 These are my minions. They're the little wets. The droplets. My droplets. That's actually really. Oh, I love that. All right, so for new listeners, this is how, I mean, I should ask, anyone not heard this show before? Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:37 The big wet thing must have really thrown you. I sometimes, like, occasionally I'll be walking down the street and one of you will yell big wet out the window. And everyone around doesn't know if someone was just, like, sexually, like, exploiting me in some way. And I'm fine with it. So for those handful of new people. listeners in tonight and I guess people listening at home. This is the way the show works.
Starting point is 00:07:07 I ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read out their fake answer as well as the real one. I have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener Jane from Northcott if you're in tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Wanted a drop list.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Oh, yeah. Jane. Yes. And Jane's question is, what is the literal translation? of the German dialect idiom muckensackle. And what, in what context is it used? Do you want this on Messenger or Instagram? Yeah, sending it to David.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Today's a Warnocky. Okay. Yes. I don't think we're friends. Me either. Can you say the word again, please? I'm not here to fuck around. Yeah. Muckensackencekel.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Muck and Sack and Sackle. So what does it mean? What does it mean? Yeah, you get that in a sentence. It's like an idiom. Yes. You're an idiom. In Germany.
Starting point is 00:08:07 And an idiom is... What's an idiom? Like a hat on a hat? Is that an idiom? Or is that a saying? Don't bring me into this. Okay. Can someone define idiom?
Starting point is 00:08:19 Absolutely. Let me get you the dictionary definition. An idiom is defined as a phrase or expression where the combined meaning is figurative rather than literal. For example, piece of cake means something is very easy.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Or bite the bullet means to face a difficult situation with bravery. Wow, that was really well done from Dave, everybody. Thanks so much. Okay, while they're writing their answers, I'll explain. So you want literal translation and when it's used. Yeah, great. You understood.
Starting point is 00:08:47 This is how the scoring works. So you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contest, and another point, if you correctly guessed the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing into the house. Yeah, come on. Usually, I know in the past I've been a real house booer, but tonight I'm playing with you. Yeah, you're in the house.
Starting point is 00:09:07 We love the house. We love the house. So we've put in two of our own fake answers for each question with the help of the question right, and we get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us conscript to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favours me, the house. And, yeah, to combat that, the three guests get triple points in the final round.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Anyway, most of our questions come from our great Patreon support. And if you want to submit a question, sign up on any level of our patron.com slash 2G1 pod linked in the show notes. Any patrons in? The most beautiful people. It's weird. It's so strange how they're just physically attractive. Not their only value, but certainly one of the big ones.
Starting point is 00:09:50 All right. The answers are in for question number one. Here it is again. What is the literal translation of the German dialect, idiom muckensackle? And in what context is it used? Here are your options. And by the way, Saren has also sent through answers for each question. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:07 In case you're worried there weren't going to be enough options. See if you can spot them. All right, here are your options. To have your tongue in your ass, that's the literal. This is to be tongue-tight and unable to express yourself. Ouz a muck and chick. My tongue is in my ass. I don't mind it.
Starting point is 00:10:33 I don't mind it. Egg laying rooster. Used to refer to someone who has a surprising talent. A pre-sucked lolly to... It's when something has been sucked so much that all the sweetness disappears. A horse fly scrotum. Used to describe something as being very small.
Starting point is 00:11:03 It's a beautiful language. That's the feeling of waking up the morning after a big night of drinking and feeling shame from your actions the night before. Soiled tuxedo used to suggest someone is trying hard to seem fancy when they clearly aren't. Finally, when that fateful moment comes, as it does for us all, and you meet the Grim Reaper, but before he takes you on your final journey, you convince him to let you have a little muck around on the sickle. Just one little reap, please. Says relatives are often too mournful to notice all of the smash crockery.
Starting point is 00:11:53 All right. All right, Jess, what do you reckon? You got tongue in your ass, egg laying rooster, pre-sucked lolly, horsefly scrotum, sick regret, saw a tuxedo. You got a tongue in your ass.
Starting point is 00:12:10 And I told Matt that in confidence. I zoned out for a lot of it. So I'm going to say the Scrodom one. Yeah, that woke you back up. That's a real cutey thing to say. What do you think, Ben? I am going to go for the rooster. The person with the surprising talent.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Thank you so much. And Mitch is a muck and sickle. I liked the rooster one as well, but I am quite partial to the tongue in the ass. But we're going to need an answer. But when it comes to the answer. Bigwet, big wet loved a tongue in the ass. Oh no, I hate this part. Which is the game.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Me too. I'm just like hanging out with my friends. And winning. I'm actually going to go I really want to go rooster but I hate doubling up she hates a double up don't double up dude
Starting point is 00:13:26 are we going to say we're not doubling up don't double up we're not doubling up okay hold hold one second are you saying if I don't double up you guys won't double up this episode whoa they're shaking Jess and Mitch
Starting point is 00:13:42 fun is shaking but fools is also shaking fools Okay. Very hard to know if a handshake with Big Wets worth anything. And he's the villain, so he'll just do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:57 And Jess will forget. Because it's a cutie pie. I'm going to go with rooster. All right, double rooster. Cheeto. Getting in their fucking heads. Why am I doing the same as me? Yeah, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:14:20 You'll see. Mish. You're about to be splishing and sploshin, motherfucker. It's honestly luck, but that's not wrong one that many times. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. Here's who wrote the answers.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Soil Tuxedo was the house. The one that, about feeling shame the next morning, that was Ben Russell. Yeah, that's actually called fielanxed. Okay. Yeah. And just as a, like,
Starting point is 00:14:54 as a. Swam it up, guy. As a courtesy for the people who have given up their time here today, just give them a little applause. No, you don't. No. I mean, no. Pity us.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I would say the ones that aren't that good, pity, clap. But if you do think they would really give it to them. In a positive. To suck a lolly until the sweetness disappears. That was Mish. That's good. Yeah. To have a tongue in your ass.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Oh my God, that was Jess Perkins. Well on, Jess. The one about the Crim Reaper, this is going to surprise some. That was Serengyamana. Yeah. Where does he get his ideas? That's a shock.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Egglang rooster. Now, Ben and Mish both went for that, but that was actually Jane, the question writer. Well done. Well done. Good stuff. Which means Jess is correct. It is a housefly scrotum.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Yes. I genuinely. I have had a stressful morning and I zoned out for everything he said and then he did a really quick recap and I was like fuck that's a good strategy that's my strategy
Starting point is 00:16:12 that's my strategy it's winning so far all right so we move on a question too now this one comes from my dad actually who's in tonight and my mum by the way in a lot of ways
Starting point is 00:16:26 if it wasn't for them I wouldn't be here today let's not think about that too much thanks Because they had sex. Well, I never connected the dots like that. Anyway, they've brought our family friends to dairy farmers. And Matt said, Mick and Loretta, round applause to them if you want. Big fan of dairy.
Starting point is 00:16:46 And dad, last time I was having a drink with Dad, he goes, I'm bringing Mick and Loretta. Can you make sure there's at least one cow-based question? It's their day off and they need to hear about care. So with that in mind, question two comes from Paul Stewart. Which of these is a real breed of cattle? Okay, so you've just got to come up with a fake species of cattle, of cow. Yeah, okay, that's...
Starting point is 00:17:14 All right, that was such a loud scoff. Species. All right, they're all one species, I guess. That's what I'm inferring from that scoff. Yeah, the breed. Which is a subsection of a species. I don't have a cow man, all right. Did he say boo or moo?
Starting point is 00:17:43 Anyway, while they're writing their answers, here's some more info on muck and suckle, or muck and sekel, also sometimes pronounced and written as Mug and Segel. Jane writes, Jane, do you mind if I read these words? Or butcher these words. It's Swabian slang.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Swabia or Swabia is a region of German. And it's slang for something very small, the equivalent of a bees dick or a gnats bollocks. I haven't been able to verify it, but apparently there is a Japanese term which translates to flea scrotum and Hungarians refer to it as an ant's dick. The more you know. And by the way, I looked it up. The origin of bees dick is Australian. God bless this country. Like I shed it to you when I read that.
Starting point is 00:18:32 That can't be right. That was one of ours. That, the goonsack and that clothesline that spins around. Fucking spiders. Spiders. We came up with them. What a rich culture we have. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:50 The answers are in for question number two. Mick, please don't scream out the answer. He'll just be like, no, that's not one. No, that's bullshit. Silly. All right. So the answer in for question number two, which of these are real breed of cattle?
Starting point is 00:19:08 Here are your options. Gray spoofed Frisian. Groninger Blarkop. Cattle Cacciatore. Jersey Shore, big boy. Bruce. The fancy browning. Or finally, an unfortunate case of nominative determinism here.
Starting point is 00:19:37 But the name is Sirloin Sally. Can you do a quick rundown of all them again? Grace Boffreesian. Growning her Blarcop. Um, mollcop. Um, no. Um, Cattle Cacciatore. Jersey Shore big boy.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Bruce. The fancy browning or sirloin Sally. They all sound like potential wrestler name. Yeah, true. Yeah. I just hope that's a good way of getting out of this. Or sex positions. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:09 All right, Ben, what do you reckon? Bruce. The grey spoofed. The sirline Sally. Yeah, I love this. Love doing the sirloid. Ben Russell favourite. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Maybe she'll let me do the sirloin Sally. You liked that one, did you? Thanks for tuning in. I'm like 50-50 at this point. Let's see if we get to 75. Right, Ben, what are you thinking? Me? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Oh, geez, Louise. Which is not one of the cows. Give me them again. Grace, buff, Frisian, groaning her blarkhop. That's what? Cattle catchetoree. Jersey Shore, big boy, Bruce, the fancy browning or sirloin Sally. I'm going to go groaninger blarclop.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Because that's ridiculous. Mish. Mish is closing her eyes for listeners at home. Going into the mine palace. Pictureing the cows. They all sound fake as, which is the game. I reckon the spoof one is Ben. Like I would put spoof on Ben.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Happy birthday. Thank you. When you read that answer for Sir and Sally, was that everything that was written? Yes. Oh no. We'll go. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:41 why I'm going, Bruce. I'm just... No, that's not it. I don't know. I hate this. This one's hard. It's not the Jersey Shore Big Boy. Maybe it is. Why is that yours? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Nancy Browning. That's all you have to do is just ask them. Which one was hers? The Jersey Shore big boy. Which one was yours? I'm not going to tell you. Oh, okay. Mine was Bruce and I'm just fucking about. I should have.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I'm, all right. Who is it? I'm going to go with, I don't, I fucking hate this. I'm going to go with Bruce. Yeah, Bruce. Just Mitch, if I could remind you this is really important. So if you could. Well, no, because all of a sudden there's an audience here
Starting point is 00:22:33 and over the, over the, over the, well, they've been here the whole time. Jess, what do you reckon? I've forgotten them all because Mish took so fucking long. What was the first one? Grace Bof, Frisian. No, second one? Groening Blarkop. No, third one?
Starting point is 00:22:52 Catalcaturre. No, fourth one. Jersey Shore, Big Boy. No, that's mine. Next one. Bruce. No, there was one I liked. Fancy Browning.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Oh, fuck it. Yeah, fancy browning. Or Sirline Sally. No, it's a fancy browning. All right. They've all locked in their guesses. Here's who wrote the answers. Surline Sally, this is going to surprise everyone once again.
Starting point is 00:23:14 That was Seren Giamana. Oh. That's quite tame for Serene. Genuinely, if he hadn't written all that bullshit at the top, I would have picked Sirloin Sally. That's a beautiful man. Yes. It is.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Boy or girl. The grey spoofed Frisian. That was the house. Cattle cacciatore, that was Paul Stewart. That's good stuff for. What you've got to know about him is he's got twice as much Swiss-Italian blood as I do. That's why words like that are coming to him pretty easy. but that's where your fiery temperament
Starting point is 00:23:49 The Jersey Shore big boy Great double bluff from Jess Sorry triple bluff it was Jess Was that a quadriple bluff Anyway Bruce Mish went for Bruce That was Ben Happy birthday
Starting point is 00:24:09 Happy birthday I'm in your head No you're not Jess went for the fancy browning, mainly because she seemed to have run out of patience. That was Mish. Hey, great strategy. Yeah, thanks.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Which means Ben got the correct answer is the Groninger Blarkoff. Yay. Woo! Yes! I'm going to win. All right. That's important to me.
Starting point is 00:24:41 All right. Start off this new year with a win. Well done. All right, early days. Oh, yeah, Serene also message saying he had an idea that... No. Are we vetoing? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Oh, that's interesting that Ben poo-pooed so quick because the idea was that Ben gets a birthday point. Yes. But Seren said only if you think it'll really piss Mish off. I'm at the stage in the game where genuinely I don't care. I'm just having a good time. Give her five minutes. Do you even believe that?
Starting point is 00:25:21 Absolutely. I never go into this wanting to win. And then something happens halfway through where every demon I've ever had just explodes out of me and I kick ass. But also, unfairly, the last time I played this, you put me against Kairn and Oz
Starting point is 00:25:42 who had never played before and didn't really understand the concept. And when I tell you, I wiped the fucking floor. I used them as my playthings. I have never felt more powerful in my life. I'm coming off the back of that. And Ben is very, very good, and I'm very fond of Jess. And you're very good-looking.
Starting point is 00:26:10 And Dave's here as well. I need it to be cute. And I'm feeling, I'm feeling... Thank you. Sorry. She's cute. Very cute. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:26:17 And I'm feeling a bit tense. And also my skirt is really short. So I'm paranoid about that. There's a lot working against me, is what I'm saying. Let's keep going. Your skirt's so sure we can almost see your sewer line, Sally. Matthew? Matthew.
Starting point is 00:26:35 Matthew? Matthew. Matthew. Apologise. To your mother. She raised you better than that. Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Mish.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Question three comes from Ariane from Ireland And the question is Pine That was just for Ben Don't worry about it No no no I think it's good enough that everyone Mish what was that great joke
Starting point is 00:27:04 That said Ariane And I just turned to Ben and said Ariana Grande It was one of my better ones Come see my show Pretty good Word association there Ariane's question is
Starting point is 00:27:17 Pioneering blues singer Johnny Watson was better known by what stage name? What was Johnny Watson's stage name? An old-timey blues singer. Real old time. Born in the 1800s sort of thing. Johnny Watson.
Starting point is 00:27:31 All right. While you're writing your answers, oh Dave, do you want to give us a score update? Now I'm out. The schools are tight tonight. It's tight at the top. It's tight at the bottom tonight.
Starting point is 00:27:43 If you want to score, update everyone. Currently on two points, It's Ben Russell and The House. Yes. But close behind them on one point a piece, it's both Big Wet and Jess Perkins tonight. It is literally anyone's game at this stage. Really?
Starting point is 00:27:59 And I like how you do the reverse order. You start with the leaders. Everyone else tries to build up like suspense going lowest to highest. Yeah, I don't... And I love your strategy of getting rid of all the suspense straight away. Hey, while they're on their answers, and this is mainly for Mick. fact check me if you need to Mick but the Blarkop or
Starting point is 00:28:18 Groninger Blarkop is a Dutch breed of dual purpose cattle. Both purposes. Blarcop is Dutch for blisterhead. Beautiful name. Beautiful name. And its main breeding area is the province of
Starting point is 00:28:35 Groningen. That makes sense. The average milk, now Mick, can you tell me if this is impressive or not? The average milk yield is 6,166 kilograms in a lactation of 315 days with 4.38% fat and 3.57% protein.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Many cows give more than 7,000 kilograms and yields above 9,000 can also occur. I just want milk that tastes like real milk. Can we give her a point for that? All right, a pity point for Mish. Hell yeah! Does that mean I get a birthday point? Yeah, and a birthday point.
Starting point is 00:29:14 I get a birthday point for Ben. And a putty-a-tootie. And a cutie point for... Well, that cheapens the birthday point. All right, the answers are in for question three. Pioneering blues singer Johnny Watson was better known by what stage name? Flappy Flowrider.
Starting point is 00:29:40 The Mariana Stench. Oh. Daddy's stovepipe. Finius J. Falacio. Elvis Presley Lucy Goosey or anonymous John Watson Elvis did steal a lot from black musicians
Starting point is 00:30:01 That does check out All right Mish and she'll go first What do you reckon? I mean you're a generous lover But right now we We need you to go first Flappy Flowrider
Starting point is 00:30:16 The Mariana Stench Daddy Stovepipe Phineas J. Falatio, Elvis Presley, Lucy Goosey, or Anonymous John Watson. Kind of like Anonymous John Watson, to be honest. It's really hardy in plain sight. Yeah. Oh, God, it would be so... Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:30:35 See, this is a point where I'm like, I wonder what Ben and Jess did. We had fun, that's what we did. Yeah, we had a bit of fun out there. You just got to go out there and have a bit of fun, you know. Falacio is Seren or Ben. Spell with a pH, if that helps. That's jazz, baby. And that's on jazz.
Starting point is 00:30:57 It's blue. I kind of like, I kind of like anonymous, John. I don't know why, but I want to go that. All right, locked in, Jess. I'm going for the cutest one, Lucy Goosey. All right. I thought that was you. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:31:09 And Ben. Okay. Give him one more, just one more time for Benny. Flappy Flowrider. Flappy Flowrider. The Mariana Stench. That's not true. Daddy stovepipe
Starting point is 00:31:22 Daddy stove pipe is I want to be called that Phineas J. Falaccio That's good Because Falaccio is another word For a sucking off Oh Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:33 Very clever Oh that's funny Yeah Elvis Presley Lucy Goose here Anonymous John Watson Anonymous and Lucy And
Starting point is 00:31:43 Daddy is good as well Yeah Daddy's good Daddy is good. Thanks so much for coming in and supporting the show, Dad. Daddy's good. What was the first one again? Flappy Flowrider.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Flappy Flowrider. I mean, that is, they love to call each other like flaps or lips or mouth. Yeah. A lot of blues and jazz musicians had oral fixations. Oh, flak. You guys think about it too much. I just got to go with your heart.
Starting point is 00:32:23 That's what I do when I'm writing my shit answers. There's someone really funny about Jess laughing at herself. Some are really cute even. In the spirit of doubling up, I'm going to go anonymous John. That is. Fuck off. All right. Because you said not to think about that.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Are you sure you want to do that? Not really. I can think about it Why you want me to choose one of yours Which you would choose If I hadn't already been chosen Then I'd be worried But it's already been chosen
Starting point is 00:32:59 Which did you choose Things are getting wet I don't think you should double up Don't think I should double up No Interesting I'm going to double up Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:14 Okay All right the answers The Mariana Stench was the first answer contributed by scorekeeper Dave Warnocky. Clever Dave, Dave. Real good stuff. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:33:30 We were just talking about that. Flappy Flowrider. That was Mish Whitrop. That's right. You wanted me to choose Flappy Flowrider. No. Finius J. Falatio is some of my finest work.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Elvis Presley. That was Jess Perkins. And I'm getting a running commentary from Jess. She wrote after that to me, she wrote in brackets, she's back. What my last answer? After Jersey Shore, Big Boy, she wrote in brackets, I think we can agree that I'm back, baby.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Should we also reveal Jess in the first round? You couldn't think of one, so you just asked me to write one for you. Is that right? And then he had to message me to tell me which one was mine? Well, she's going to go for that one. So that was, so it was actually Dave who had a tongue in his ass. I didn't know if we were going to reveal that, but yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:34:36 And it may happen again. Bit of fun. I'm here if you need. So, Jess went for Lucy Goosey. That was Ben Russell. That's great. Point for Ben. That's great.
Starting point is 00:34:45 I was like, what would a cutie pick? Now, Mish and Ben both went for Anonymous John Watson, not figuring out the pattern of Serend's being last every time. because that was actually Seren Giamana he gets he's still playing he's not
Starting point is 00:35:03 I guess I don't think any of us was thinking you were going to pick his answers To the point that Matt when he sent through the score sheet he didn't even bother including Seren as a whole
Starting point is 00:35:11 I've had to create a new column for Seren is now on two points which means he's in equal second only one behind it's everyone else he's got the same points as everyone I'm just going to choose Seren so the
Starting point is 00:35:25 correct answer. No one got it. Daddy's stovepipe. No, that's good. I thought that was a band. I was so close. Yeah, I was close to. Close to Daddy. Maybe you shouldn't have doubled up. I, only because you said don't double up is when I doubled up. That's why. But when it turns out that I actually was trying to help you. Yeah, I know. So that's crazy, isn't it? Just kiss already, you two. All right, we're at the halfway mark and well over the halfway point of our booking. So we better pick up the pace here with quick.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Question number four, which comes from Lauren Fisher from Cardiff. And the question is, what is the name of the village in the Cotswold district in Gloucestershire, England, at four miles southwest of a town called Stowe-on-the-Wold, which is great in itself. But this, so you've just got to come up with a little English village name, which is just south of Stowe-on-the-Wold in Gloucestershire. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Daddy Stovepipe. He was an American blues singer-gatarist and harmonica player. He also recorded under the names Jimmy Watson, Sunny Jim,
Starting point is 00:36:27 and also the Reverend Alfred Pitts. He may have been the earliest born blues performer to record his music. So he's an important guy. Many of his recordings were jug band duets with his wife, Sarah Watson, aka Mississippi Sarah. Very similar to Sirleine Sarah, Sirle and Sally. Is it? No.
Starting point is 00:36:51 If I'm being fully honest, no, it's not anywhere near it. But Ariane Grondes writes, it really stuck. I'm happy with it. He lived a fascinatingly long life when he was born. The US was on its 17th president, Andrew Johnson, the successor of Lincoln. And when he died, it was on its 35th, JFK,
Starting point is 00:37:11 who died soon after. So he lived nearly 100 years. He was buried in an armmark grave in 1963, but a 2012 concert was held in his honour and the money raised went towards finally getting him a worthy headstone. So Daddy's stovepipe, we can all go, you know, go pray at the graveside if we want to. That was weird.
Starting point is 00:37:31 I'm like, I don't know how to finish this off and I, that's what I riffed. We could all go pray at his gravesite if we want to. I'm getting a thumbs up from the crowd. Someone did two thumbs up then. Oh, no. All right, while you're still writing your answers, let's go for a quick break. Okay. answers are in.
Starting point is 00:38:01 The answers are in. Here is question number four. It's a little peek behind the curtain there. What is the name of the village in the Cotswold District of Gloucestershire, England, four miles south-west of Stowe-on-the-Wold. Stow-on-A-Wow! Here are your answers of possible options. Stowe-on-the-Wold Heights. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:32 But it's south. It should be called. Stowe and the Wild lows. Sorry, do you think geography always gets lower? For the south we go? That's why we're underwater right now. Cockblock,
Starting point is 00:38:51 Figgie Bottom Hill, upper slaughter, little Hager Tramp, near south of Stowon the Wild, or Thruppany Wristie. That's three wristies. Lucky. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Oh, can I have Thruppity Whisties, please? We're back to you, Jess. What do you reckon? Can I have them again, please? Stow on the Wild Heights, Cockblock, Figgy Bottom Hills, Upper Slaughter, Little Hager Tramp, near south of Stoll on the Wild or Thruppany Wristy. Figgie Bottom.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Figy Bottom Hill, locked in. Ben? I'm going to go Cockblock. Great decision. And Mish? It's between up, whoa, it's between upper slaughter and the one that's like near of this place. Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:47 I'm going to go with upper slaughter. They all love that shit over there. They're like, ooh, up on the Timms in the south of the, oh, rising on the Timsy Bidziebue. Whibiddy Bim. And it's just a shit hole. Yeah. I think you all showed great restraint, not doing any of,
Starting point is 00:40:08 Ponds. That is like the classic. Yeah. We had a good one a few episodes back. Fuck, I bet it was. It was really good. Tell us all about it. You guys should have been there. I'll say it because it was better than anything you guys wrote tonight. Oh, that's
Starting point is 00:40:22 quite rude. No, no, no, no. You wrote great stuff tonight. Well done. Here's who wrote the answers. It's rude. Yeah. So on, I actually reversed it. We got a patent going. I reversed it. Stowe on the Wild Heights was actually Serene. Wow.
Starting point is 00:40:39 That was still obvious. Yes, okay. Yeah. Little Hager Tramp was Jess Perkins. She's back, baby. Just flowed straight out of me. Thropony Ristie. That was Lauren in the house.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Lauren did something without Risty and I added Risty. You threw in the Ristie? I threw in a Ristie. I'm like, look, this is gone pretty well, Lauren, but I want to throw on a Ristie for free. Lawrence just didn't quite get you there, so you thought... Matt loves to throw in everything.
Starting point is 00:41:08 wristy here and there. Now, near south of Stowen the Wild, which Mish was really close to going, that was Ben Russell. I was so close. I was absolutely trembling. Which means, oh. That means one of you is correct. Now, Ben went for cock block.
Starting point is 00:41:28 That was Dave Warnocky. Sorry to block you, Ben. That's all right. Jess went for Figgie Bottom Hill. That was Mish. Nice. and Mish went for Upper Slaughter, which was correct.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Two points. It's getting wet. Big wet, big wet, big wet, big wet, big wet. There's a cold front on the horizon. The low pressure system. Oh, I missed this. When the high pressure system meets with the low pressure system, that's when you get a big wet.
Starting point is 00:42:04 All right, the penultimate question. Question here comes from Caitlin Hall from Shepernan in Victoria. Any chance Caitlin's made the trek from Shepernan? Doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. Caitlin's question goes like this. Cayman Rider X was a Japanese kids TV show in the 1970s. It featured outlandish villains.
Starting point is 00:42:23 What was the villain on episode 26? So we just want a name of the villain. Did we have a year that this was made? Mid-70s. Mid-70s. What was the name? Cayman Rider X. I've already written my answer.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Holy shit, it's good. Do you just want the name? Do you just want the name? Name and a brief description. Oh, okay. I may need to add more. Maybe, yeah. Just like a sentence or whatever.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on upper slaughter. Lauren writes, upper slaughter is not far from where I grew up, and there is also a lower slaughter. Also, my fake answer was based on the real place six penny handily. and I punched it up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:43:08 She wrote, hers was Throppence Handily, and I said, Handily, what about Handy? Handy, what about Ristie? Okay, that was the process. That's so good to get a glimpse into the mind. You've been doing this for 200 weeks. According to the website Explore the Cotswolds, the name Slaughter might make it sound like the village has a dark history,
Starting point is 00:43:28 but it's actually just a mispronunciation of the old English word slothry, which means muddy or miry place, or a bit wet actually. And that's due to the river eye which flows through both upper and lower slaughter. For some reason, the Nazis attacked the village when a Luftwaffe bomber dropped 2,000 incendiary bombs on the night of the 4th of February, 19 foot, yes.
Starting point is 00:43:53 This crowd is wild. That's the third smash class. Third one. But do you think it was when someone said Nazis? They're on to me. Gee, you were saying Jesus Christ because you thought I was saying that Nazis are on of them or that I was accusing them of being a Nazi because I wasn't really sure which one.
Starting point is 00:44:16 But both probably aren't great. Yes. Well, Conor added that out. But apparently the bombing campaign, which was also known as the Baby Blitz, which is very cute. All right, so question five, the answers are in. Kaman Rider X was a Japanese kids TV show in the 19th. 70s that featured outlandish villains.
Starting point is 00:44:37 What was the villain on episode 26? Here are your options. Ben Russell described thusly a snazzy-dressed short king who impersonates beloved movie characters to trick people into joining his army. I like him. He sounds like a cool guy.
Starting point is 00:45:01 You really aren't trying, are you? I literally never have. I respect that. Yeah. Option. I'm a personality hire. And I barely deliver. Option two.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Electoral Wizard, a super politician election man. Vote one, your death. That's a good tagline. That's a good tagline. I think it's good for villains that have a tagline. Starfish Hitler. A mutant that was part Adolf Hitler, part Starfish. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:45:37 The Unstruck Match, a humanoid matchstick, who was reluctant to use his firepower as its single use only. That weirdly feels like a Dave Waterke. Buzz adrenaline, an American astronaut who returned from the moon with dark and mysterious lunar powers. Buzz adrenaline is funny. That's good. Johnny Parsons, based on talk show host Johnny Carson. He hypnotised people through the television that made them catatonic. Or finally, Mr. Milk, a milk delivery man who would go from house to house,
Starting point is 00:46:17 leaving milk on every doorstep. The catch, the milk came from his very own tea. Okay. These answers are all really good and made me wish I tried. Okay. Which one was yours? I'll never tell. Ben, what do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:46:35 The two that stuck out to me. One was Starfish Hitler and the other one was Milkman. Using your own teeth, that's good stuff. And very Japanese. Yes. Okay. No offense, but they like some freaky shit. So, which one?
Starting point is 00:47:00 Flip a coin. Heads or tails. Heads with Milkman. Tales Starfish Hitler What is it? God, he's good. Tails, which one was that?
Starting point is 00:47:17 Starfish Hitler it is. Locked in, Mish. What was the first one again? Ben Russell. Oh no, the other second one. Choose that one. What was the second one? Electoral wizard.
Starting point is 00:47:32 I don't mind that. You know that? Yeah. I want you to know that. something. I don't mind that. But I'm also partial to the milkman. Okay. Can you flip a coin for me?
Starting point is 00:47:47 Sure. Heads, electoral wizard, tales, Milkman. What is it? Tails. Wow. Milkman. I'm going to go with the electoral wizard.
Starting point is 00:48:03 And Jess. I was going to ask you to read them all again, but now I feel bad for the milkman. So I'm going to go for the milkman. All right, Milk Man's locked in. Let's see you write the answers. Ben Russell, that was Jess Perkins. Where do I get my ideas?
Starting point is 00:48:23 I mean, it's good. Yeah. It's a good idea. Can I take that? I said you were snazzy dressed or something. Yeah. Johnny Parsons, that was Mish. That's good.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Buzz adrenaline, that was the house. That's good. As was the unstruck match. That's a good one too. I picked Ben's. Mish went for Electoral Wizard. That was Ben's. Jess went for Mr. Milk.
Starting point is 00:48:55 That was Serenz. Yeah. That feels right. Ben got the double wham. And Ben got it correct. Starfish Hitler. All right. So we got to quickly move on to the final question.
Starting point is 00:49:12 This comes from two. What is Starfish Hitler about? He's like, we must have a movie. I hate to all quarreled. Okay, that's enough of that. So the final question, two listeners combined to put this one together. Talia from South St. Paul, Minnesota and Amanda from South Dakota. Final question from Talia and Amanda is,
Starting point is 00:49:38 what is the plot of the film But Boy? Keep it short, just two or three sentences long. And while they're quickly writing those answers, Here's some more info about Starfish Hitler. Caitlin writes, I stumbled across this on Instagram one day and I have to verify its existence by researching it online to make sure it was real. Caitlin's got a different algorithm to me. From what I've read, the character has gained icon status in Japan
Starting point is 00:50:07 and has inspired many. Starfish Hitler's main defense is being able to summon Starfish, which can deliver an electric shock to the target. This show in general has a rich and wacky cast of characters, and you can easily fall into a hole if researching and watching the amazingly 70s action-packed episodes and movies. It's fandom page rights, Cayman Rider X, or in the English, Masked Rider X.
Starting point is 00:50:30 It's a Japanese Takusatsu drama that aired from February to October in the first episode of Robotics Scientist, Kitaro Jin and his son Kasuki become caught up in the campaign of terrible an evil organization known as God stands for government of darkness. They are attacked and the professor's technology is stolen, but before his son dies, he's able to perform surgery on him. With the very last of his robotics technology,
Starting point is 00:50:59 he transforms his son into Kamen Rider X to offend his father's death and ensure the safety of the entire world. Kosukee uses this technology as he battles the monstrous minions of God. Episode 26 is titled Underworld's dictator, Starfish Hitler. utterly interesting, writes in the episode, Starfish Hitler is one of the King Dark's new generation of monsters tasked with carrying out some scheme.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Can't be more specific than that. Against the population while the hero, Cayman Rider X works to stop him. The design puts the Hitler mustache and visual markers on a humanoid suit that incorporates starfish elements. This is what it looks like. Dave, you want to show the other side of the audience? Do you guys want to say this?
Starting point is 00:51:44 Remembering this was a kid show. He says it's a lot less starfish. Yeah, they've really leaned into the Hitler there, haven't they? Massive chest swastika, I don't even think. Hitler was that gory. Gourish, gouty. Gourish, he was pretty... To be fair, he was very gourish.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Starfish, Hitler was not mentioned again after this. He achieved a kind of immortality, not through any sequel or spin-off, but through the internet where clips of the episode circulated decades later among people who couldn't quite believe what they were seeing and who then had to share it with everyone they knew, which is what we've done here today. All right, are the answer's in, Dave? No, I've got one to go, but should I give a quick score check?
Starting point is 00:52:26 Oh, yes, I'll have a score check. Oh, no, I've got the last one. I'll just quickly copy that in. And let me tell you, it is close across the board, and of course we're playing for triple points. Yes. And this, the final round. Currently, at the bottom, but still anyone's game on two points.
Starting point is 00:52:39 It's just Perkins, everyone. Being beaten by a man who couldn't even be here at Seren on three. Also on three is the house. Then in second place on four points, it's big wet. But out of the lead by one on five points, Ben Russell. Oh, ring a ding ding, what a battle. They're going to be okay. Hey, this crowd.
Starting point is 00:53:06 What the fuck? I did say ringy ding ding ding and then he's... Yeah, that was well played. All right. Stop saying stuff. Final question. What is the first? the plot of the film But Boy. Only one
Starting point is 00:53:18 house answer here. Oh no, there's two. Dave. Just realize Dave had one in just because he knew were a tot on time. Here we go. Oh, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Just put a strike through that. Oh no, I'll just read the first bit. I'll just go, this is Dave. No, I'll do it. I'll read it quick. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Option one, Max Glute's felt like a typical cheeky boy. Little did he know. He was the product of an experimental process that created life from donor butt cells alone. When puberty hits, everything changes and he begins morphing into a human bum. Can he track down his creator and find answers?
Starting point is 00:53:52 If not, he'll soon be nothing but a great big ass. A great big ass. Option two, Brad loves butts buts, but one is never enough. So he runs for mayor to make the town of Laramie a butt friendly city
Starting point is 00:54:10 filled with banging babes. Gosh. I like this movie. I like Brad. Option three, Hugo Goldberg is just a little bit different than the other kids in school. He's slowly turning into a butt. A transformation that will complete on his 13th birthday. Can he break the curse of the smelly belly warlock before midnight, or will he be a butt forever? Then we've got Detective Fox loves work and alcohol.
Starting point is 00:54:40 After going to AA, his sponsor, a man named Chip, becomes the main suspect in an investigation of a missing kid. Fox also starts to believe that people are disappearing upchips butt. Then we got Butt Boy is a self-proclaimed superhero patrolling the streets of Butt City, which has been taken over by gangs of butts, rated PG. And then there was a Dave one and a Seren one, but I'll... Oh, wow. I'll put them in the show notes or something because it's good stuff. Oh man
Starting point is 00:55:19 It's worth checking those notes Matt Matt can you put mine in the show notes as well I can do But we really do need to wrap it up here So Mish can we Lock in an answer Well the first and the third were very similar
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yes Max Fulz and Hugo Goldberg Yeah I think Oh God It's a classic tale It's a classic tale It's more
Starting point is 00:55:44 It's just like which one is a more realistic blurb now Boy meets girl. Girl and boy fall in love. Boy turns into a butt. What was the second one again? I'm so sorry. Second one, Brad loves butts.
Starting point is 00:55:56 He runs for mayor. One is never enough. Yeah. I like the butt city one too. While you're still talking, Jess, you want to lock one in? Yeah. The detective one.
Starting point is 00:56:07 Okay, locked in. Detective Fox, disappearing up chips butt. Yeah, no, I got it. Back to Mish. That is the one. What do you reckon, Mish? The curse one. No, the first one.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Go the first one. Max Glutes. The typical cheeky boy. All right. And Ben Russell. So what are the two that's left? Two haven't been chosen are Brad Love's Butts. Yep.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Run some air. Hugo Goldberg, who becomes a butt. Okay. And the self-proclaimed superhero patrolling the streets of Butte City. Right of PG. We could lock in my one or Oster-Ens one. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:53 So here's my, here's my strat. Yeah. They're all kind of, they're all butt related, aren't? Yeah. Either someone becomes a butt or they want to turn, their city is butts. Yes. Can I change my answer? Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Yes. Yes. Ben I'll allow it. Keep going with your strategy. No, you go. You get to go. No, no, no. I was, I interrupted you.
Starting point is 00:57:21 He doesn't get to turn to me and turn. No, I interrupted you when that was rude. No, you have to, you have to do your, you have to make your change first. We, uh, we really need a, we need a, we need a, we need a, we need a, we need a, we need a, we need a poncho. It's ponchos. Not yet. We need a lock in an answer here, please. I'm going to go with the first one.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I'll stick with my answer. All right. Okay. And Ben, I just need to not choose Mish's one. Yes. That's what I need to not. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:47 You could choose mine. That's, see, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah. And it wasn't immediately apparent to you this time? You're not, it kind of was, I think, but, I think But City. Yeah, that. Well, that makes me think that either Jess or I have picked yours. I don't think I'm getting the message across the web.
Starting point is 00:58:10 We're over time. We're over time. Which makes me think I've picked yours because I, yeah. I don't know. And if the great scheme, he thinks, who gives a shit? Yeah. I do. We both, both me and Mish do for no reason at all.
Starting point is 00:58:28 I guess I just have more going on in my life. Ben, we're going to get you lock one in or you will default. I'm going to go, but city, please. Butt City, butt man. But City. He's got to get rid of all the butts in Bud City, which doesn't make sense because what's Butt City without the buds? Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:46 All right. So maybe he's the villain in the end, which I like because that's who I am apparently. All right. So while Dave is. Contabulating the scores. I'm sure that's a word. Do you want to change your answer, Mish? I'm considering going to the curse one.
Starting point is 00:59:02 A letterbox review by Amanda the Jedi. Simply reads, after watching it, I've witnessed the Lord today. Here is who wrote the answers. I forgot to do that bit. So we've got Hugo Goldberg becoming a butt. That was Mish Wittcherp.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Well done. Well done. Brad. Did you do that one? No. Brad loves butts. That was Ben. Mish went for the one Max Glutes, the typical cheeky boy.
Starting point is 00:59:33 That was run by Tolia Amanda in the house. We combined our skills. Ben went for the self-proclaimed Subaru. That was Jess Perkins. But City. Which means Jess is correct. It is. That means you win?
Starting point is 00:59:57 It means Fox. The one where, uh, People were disappearing up chips, but... It's actually quite liked on Rod Tomatoes. It's got 71% approval rating from critics and the audience as well, 71%. Now, Dave, final score check, and then we can all get the... Okay. We're finishing run-up tonight on three points.
Starting point is 01:00:17 It's Serenjo, Amarna. On four points apiece, it's the house, and sadly the streak is over. Big Wet, also on four. In second place, on five points, it's Ben Russell, but... Double points. She got six in one round. That's how it should be. That's how it should be.
Starting point is 01:00:50 I just didn't want Big Wet to take it away like she always does. All right, big round of applause for all our guests. Thank you. Thanks so much for coming out to The 200. Thanks to basement comedy for having us. We really do have to quickly get the fuck out of here. They've got a show coming on straight after us. But before I go, let me say,
Starting point is 01:01:09 now that you know it, I'll be Matt Stewart. Goodbye. Matt Stewart, everybody. It's me, Matt Stewart, after a great night at the basement comedy club. I had a great time after the show as well. But anyway, before we get into the outtakes, we ran out of time to do a couple of the possible options for the final question. Now, Dave, Dave's one, Master Milk,
Starting point is 01:01:47 a milk delivery boy who would go from house to house, leaving milk on each doorstep. The catch, the milk came from his very own butt. A bit of fun. And Serends one was, when troublemaker Craig Olifson, a young still in Scarsgard, is caught smoking on school grounds.
Starting point is 01:02:08 He is sent to the principal's office. His punishment? To spend the summer vacation picking up cigarette butts all across town. While out on butt duty, Craig meets the butt boy, an old Alexander Scarsguard, a student from the same school
Starting point is 01:02:24 who had been sentenced to a similar fate years ago and never stopped picking up butts. The two form a strong bond, the butt boy teaching Craig about life, resilience and the trick to Sudoku puzzles. In return, Craig never once mentioned that but boy's face is a butt. Very good stuff.
Starting point is 01:02:46 The other thing, the loose end that I was going to tie up, I messaged Mish and asking how her date went and if they discussed that answer being accidentally sent through to her date. I assume that was in the episode already, maybe it's in the outtakes.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Either way, she left me on red. So do with that information what you will. Anyway, let's get on with the outtakes. I would say this, normally I read a script And I'm going to try today just to see what comes up All right So this will be the start of the show when I say this, all right? People are feeling so tense
Starting point is 01:03:39 With the idea of me having to remember a line That they are literally squeezing glass pints Until they crush He is out on tour But you were sitting around ready to go Yes, and I just glass someone at the bottom back there for fun and I've walked up here
Starting point is 01:04:00 hopefully you're okay but it is a ritual I like to do and so say all of us and so say all of us for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow
Starting point is 01:04:18 and so say all of us why was he born so beautiful why was he born because he had no say No saying it. Thank you. I want to let you know I want to let you know we had already done all of that backstage.
Starting point is 01:04:45 I get everyone to do it. Because the truth is no one enjoys singing happy birthday. So I lean into it. I'm like, no, you want this? Let's do it. So I am the villain. But it's my birthday so I can do what I want. Thank you. Thank you one clap.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Any other cancerians in the house tonight? Oh, they're too shy. We hope recovery is going well. It's not that type of cancer, dude. I've made an accidental mistake there, Ben. I feel a fool. Jess, you're slipping down the order. Droplets.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Yeah. Dave. All right. So, top three is pretty good. You guys are registered cutie pies, aren't you? You're on the cutie pie registry. Yeah, we're on the list. Whenever you go to.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Every time you move house, you've got a door knock and say, hey, guys. Say hi, I'm a resident cutie. I'm registered. I'm on the registry. Dave, I got hacked recently. So if I send you screenshots of Elon's new cryptocurrency, wait, I thought you were reaching out genuinely with that. Everyone that Ben follows, this is true,
Starting point is 01:06:11 every single person that Ben follows when they woke up that morning, I had 11 messages from Ben Russell and I was like, oh my God, he's pitching a job to me. And no, no, he was sending me screenshots of Elon Musk's ex profile. You're welcome.
Starting point is 01:06:29 To all the old group chats I sent them into. People that I don't want to talk to. I got one and then I was in one of the chats and it comes up and immediately it said Beck Petratus has left the group. She was straight out of her man. It was crazy quick. It's funny. I was in another group chat that Beck was in.
Starting point is 01:06:50 She took a different text. She booted Ben out of that group. She was on it, man. Yeah. I didn't want him. I didn't get a message. Oh. No, I got two of them.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Fuck you. You felt bad for the cutie. Or finally, when that hateful moment comes, fateful, fateful, thank you. It's actually really handy having you sitting there. I'm the professional, um, actually. Can I just also say, I know I took a really long time doing that, and I wasn't going to admit this, but fuck it.
Starting point is 01:07:31 I accidentally sent my answer to some guy I'm going to the wrestling with after this. It will reveal how weird. that message was. Yeah. All right. As you were. A quick question is, did you clarify or do you unsend?
Starting point is 01:07:51 I unsent, but he'd see. That's worse. That's way worse. He really blew it. Yeah, well, we'll see if he writes back. I'll keep you posted, friends. Please. We got Wayne Unit filming this,
Starting point is 01:08:04 so you can send a video if that'll help clarify. That's 10 years working together, baby. Two people sharing, half a bro. And Dave's here. Yeah. And fake fuck for that. Yeah. I'm the looks.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Dave, did you hear how hard they laughed at that? Yeah, I thought everyone was going. I'm the looks. I know. Yeah, it's one of those ones where, like, I don't want you to laugh. And then if he didn't laugh, that would also be bad. He wrote back. He wrote back.
Starting point is 01:08:43 Ha ha, what? Yeah, that feels right. I like him. This guy sounds good. This guy sounds good. Should we all come with you on the date? No. Oh, and editor Connor's in tonight.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Connor, can you edit that out? Is that Connor? That's Connor. You know some of my secrets, my whole. Holy shit that Connor, especially from that episode that we did with Rubin, that Connor has heard
Starting point is 01:09:17 You can get... Absolutely scandalous. You could get me sued. Yeah. To my grave. Yeah. Sorry? To his grave.
Starting point is 01:09:25 Yeah, I'd fucking hope so, mate. And Connor knows exactly how cute I am. Everybody knows exactly how cute you want. I need this rebrand so bad. I've been such a bitch for 10 years. All right. So, quit. Cute bitch.
Starting point is 01:09:45 Say something, Matt. Pioneering blues singer Old timey. It's one of the best in the biz. All right. Mr. Yes and. So, Ariane McGronde's question is, oh, I thought that was really clever.
Starting point is 01:10:10 I think you said Magronde. Yeah, he said McGrande. Yeah, he said Arionne McGrande. Amiriam Negundees. Would that be a good drag name? Yeah. Ariana McGrundy. Grundy's been slang for jocks.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Doesn't matter. Conno, could we get or edit everything from when, and certainly the bit where you talked not into a microphone. And especially a bit where he talked about everyone looking at my vagina. I think make sure that bit isn't there. Well, hang on, that is not, that is not what I was meaning at all. Sirlo and Sally, I meant your butt. Oh.
Starting point is 01:10:52 I'm going on through the options. It's the closest adoption. There's a few things down there that you could pick from. Oh, my goodness, Matt. The scores are tight tonight, tighter than a sirloin Sally. We've got, um... Dave, Dave, apologize to Diane.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Diane, I'm so sorry. Dave, I think you need to have something before that. It's got to be as tighter than a nuns, sirloin Sally. Matthew? I thought they were confused. Matthew? Matthew. She's like Sirloin Sally's, the tightness is a spectrum.
Starting point is 01:11:29 All right, we'll move on. We'll move on. That's why we're underwater right now. We're in a basement, Jess. Hey, big wet. You forgot your roots. You forgot? These are my people.
Starting point is 01:11:52 and Matt and Dave can tell you they don't like it when people are mean to me what do they like when I mean back this is what it's about women supporting women what I love to see Mish is one of my closest friends and I will strangle her if I have to
Starting point is 01:12:20 I reckon that's a bit of it to find to be honest, Jess. Shut up. They're mine. No, there's a... I've got droplets up this bitch. I wouldn't stress. People sit in the splash zone
Starting point is 01:12:33 are definitely on mission side. There's a bit of rising dam. All right. So I've given you one of the options. So you got stolen the world heights. Jess's nickname Baby Blitz. That's really good. That's really good.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Baby Blitz. Baby Blitz is awesome. I'm changing your name. That's adorable, Jess. I'm changing your name in the group chat, Jess. Currently, I'm a thick set freak. Yeah. And Matt is currently and will remain Mr. Ainal.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Without context, mom and dad, that sounds weird. They've done it. Michelle. I apologize. There's no proof of it. that they've done that. Michelle. You're getting full named for that, you sicko.
Starting point is 01:13:37 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Daddy and Mommy, Stuart. Yeah, so, amazingly, amazingly, while the, there were damaged buildings, no one was killed or injured
Starting point is 01:13:56 in the town, so probably because nearly no one lives there. But also, So Dave needs enough. Dave's gotten distracted. He's putting in baby blitz rather than doing his job. I was about to do it. So I'll keep giving facts about his double tan.
Starting point is 01:14:12 I'm still waiting on. I won't say who it is, but someone is still typing. On its... I just want to prove Dave has changed in the group chat. And Dave's nickname is currently Lenny Longdong. And the three of us co-own a business. I mean Workwife
Starting point is 01:14:36 We have fun Yeah we have so much All right the answer in Not here but In our real life Separate lives I just notice one of your droplets is knitting Oh
Starting point is 01:14:56 What are you making? It's in the front row A big green ring What is it? Scarf No it's in a circle honey Are you making a A snood? A snood?
Starting point is 01:15:08 A sphincter. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. A green sphincter. Just waiting for a clean edit for Connor here. And we won't give you one. Sir Lone Sully, Sourl and Sallie, Sour Lone Sallie. You know, Sphinctas are actually very important. Very important.
Starting point is 01:15:33 We got seven minutes to do one and a half questions. Here we go. Absolutely loving. I'm going to show a photo. Give us a fucking second. Droplets, the droplets spoiling. Don't you fucking come for my droplets. I'll never come via droplets.
Starting point is 01:15:57 So, this final question, if the droplets could fucking pipe down for a second. Thanks so much for coming us in the front row.

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