Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - 89 - Cass Paige and Zoe B

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This episode features comedians Cass Paige and Zoe B (Being Hot Is Hard/Sanspants Radio)!Check out Matt's stand up special FREE on YouTube: https://youtu.be/cWStRpI-BhESupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest this week is Zoe B from Being Hot Is Hard. Hey Zoe. Hi Matt. So good to have you back. It's been a while. I'm so excited to be back.

My redemption. You were on 87 episodes ago. I took a bit of a break. I can't believe you haven't been on since. I haven't been on days. Cass has probably been on about 12 times since then. And every time I'm like, why am I messed on asking me? I don't know.

I kind of assumed you had been on, but anyway, our second guest this week is Cass Page, also from Being Hot is Hard. Hell yeah. You got the full set of Being Hot Is Hard with you today. We're hot and we're hard and we're ready to quiz. That's perfect. Are you gonna say quech? And we're ready to quit our lives. Oh god.

We're ready to queef. Okay. Alright. We all heard different things. You're gonna join in Matt. Is that right? I've never heard one. I'm a gentleman. If I. I've never heard one.

I'm a gentleman. If I had, I would never tell. So the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers, as well as the real one, and I have to guess which one is correct. The first question comes from listeners

Danielle and Adam Osborne from Emsworth in the UK. Okay. Are they reading? Are they doing one word at a time? Is that how they submitted the question? Oh, I'm not sure. Is it going to be one sentence?

Just a font change. Yeah. I only got the completed thing, but yeah, I assume it was probably word for word. Do you, do you reckon, or is it just one person writing, the other person being like, could you say this for me? It might be a Lenin McCartney scenario where no matter what, whoever writes it in, they both get naming rights. Perhaps.

Perhaps. But yeah, Danielle, I think in this case is the Lenin, McCartney, and I think, yeah, we'll find out when they message in if that is offensive. You're gonna start such a fight. Alright so Danielle and Adam's question is, what does the word squinny mean? Squinny? What does the word squinny mean? Well they're writing their answers.

I'll explain to the listeners how the scoring works. So you get a point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant. And another point if you correctly guess the answer. By the way, I'm also playing as the house. And I've put into my own fake answer each question. And I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to two points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me, the house.

Which is why in the final round, guests get triple points and the house does not anyway questions come From our great patreon supporters beyond it submit a question sign up on any level via patreon.com slash do gone pod Just linked in the show notes. All right the answer in for question number one. What does the word squinny mean? Tiny and mouse like the inside word about a racehorse's chances of winning Someone who whinges and moans a lot Something that is wet and noisy or a group of pigs squealing in unison, which I guess could also be a wet noisy thing Which one of these is squinny? I want to go pigs. I always want to go pigs. Follow your heart. I'm following my heart first thought best thought. It's whatever

the answer related to pigs was. Maybe you're snuffling with your truffle. Truffle snuffling? Yeah I think it's the mouse one because I like the look of mouse. Alright. We both picked animals, because we're good people. The animals that we think we like. Well, I think, I think Cassow is giving you a good hint for the rest of the game. We'll go for anything mentioning pigs. Yes.

Interesting. Oh no, she got me. You're wearing pink as well. Ha ha. She knows me so well. She got all those tiny teats on your dress as well, just for me. Just to lure you in. And I'm lewd. And I'm click cloppin' on all fours.

What's your favorite color, Matt? Green. Which kind? Oh, maybe lime green. Oh, that's so fun. Yeah. That's such a loud color for someone who's always just so monotone.

Loud color for a quiet man. Yeah. Just screaming in highlighters. Yeah, you know, it's inside. I'm real fun and loud. His damn mouth keeps getting in the way. All right, here's the right, the answers. Something that is wet and noisy.

That was Cass. I was thinking of a creep still. The inside word about a race horse's chances. That was the house. That's a good, that's good. Getting the squinny on something. Yeah, I'm going to give you the squinny. Uh, yeah, I think it was like, I think I'm merging the skinny and equine.

The squinny. A group of pigs squealing in unison. Cass, oh no, sorry, Zoe went for that. But that was the, the tag team of Danielle and Adam, a.k.a. The House. Cass, you have a tiny mouse like that was Zoe. Hey, you like little little little bad. What's squinny actually means is someone who whinges and moans a lot.

What a squinny. I think it's local UK dialect from, from Danielle and Adam's neighborhood maybe. So you call them a squinny. Yeah, what are you? Stop being such a squinny. Can we retire words? Like, I feel like we're good. Squinny's done. Look at the usage.

I think you're right. Yeah, it'sinny's done. Look at the usage. I think you're right. Yeah, it's, it's done. It's baked in the late 1800s or mid to late 1800s and it's sort of flat line since then. But yeah, it does. You want to bring it back? The dictionary's got a verb, squinny, third person present, squinnies, past tense, squinnied, past participle, that it?

Yes. Squinnied. Ger participle. That it? Yes. Squinnied. Gerund, or is it gerund? I don't know that one. Gerund or present participle. Squinneying. I regret starting that, because there's more words that I knew,

I didn't know, than I did know. That's so annoying in a dictionary. You gotta like, travel a lot. It's a true journey. You gotta go deeper and deeper into the matrix. Until you find out a word you know. Stop squinning. I think it's fun. Zoe wants to retire. I want to bring it back.

Alright, alright. Extend its season. We'll probably cancel each other out I guess. I refuse to use it and you use it twice. Stop squinning about that. Every time, every time you want to give it up, you're doing it. You give me an excuse to use it against you.

Loading a gun pointing at your own head and be like, I hate being shot in the head. Like Zoe! The squinneying paradox. You can't, you can't beat it. No, but I refuse to join it. So, okay. All right. So after one round, Zoe in the house, one point Cassius yet to score.

Here's question number two. This comes from Nicole Wood from New Brighton, Minnesota in the United States, which of these is a real species of frog? So you just got to come up with a fake species of frog. Well, you're writing your answer. I forgot that we had to make it. I know, I was like really excited. I'm like, Oh, I can't wait to hear five frog names. I don't know.

It is, it's the way this question's written, I think it makes it sound like it's already been done. Which of these? Oh, great. Hell yeah. I love to listen. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on squinny. Danielle and Adam write, the word squinny is a slang term used in Portsmouth,

England, for someone who cries, whines or moans about everything. Example, don't be such a squinny. Get over yourself. Or another example. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm so sorry. Can you do that in the appropriate accent, please? Ooh, Portsmouth. It would be, where is Portsmouth on the, is that on the West Coast?

Brrrrr. I was sorry, just on a very quick tangent while Matt tries to figure out what a Portsmouth accent is. I was doing Cass's, I don't know what's happening, but I found out a little bit of gossip noise. Oh, brrr. I did that to a regular person and they asked me what was wrong. Brrr. Brrr.

They're like, are you okay? And I was like, I was doing a funny noise at you cause we're sharing gossip. Yeah, I don't know what's happening, but you're about to share gossip and I'm trying to tell you, I'm interested and I need you to tell more, but I can't stop talking because it's your turn to talk.

You have to tell me the gossip. We're wasting daylight. Burr, burr. Well, it looks like it's down the South, but I don't know what that accent is. I'll do it. I'll just, I'll just go with it and see what happens. I'd be such a squirmy. Get over yourself.

Is that, do you think that was very over yourself That was perfect, that was perfect Give that man a bath That sounded like all the English accents and none of them But also, I'll try a different one There's another example here That lad's a rock squirmy I liked, I really liked that one I really liked that one

I'd pay attention to who that man spoke against in Squinney slander. That at least sounded slightly English. Whereas the first one I think was... He could have been English, you know? Yeah. Or Norwegian. It sounded like he was in a well. Which would give him a great reason to squinney.

Alright, the answers are in. Question number two. Which of these is a real species of frog? Diane's bare-hearted glass frog? Comudgeon wood frog? Clob hobbler? Ribbit middler? Or yellow eyelid tree and or plant frog?

I love an and or in the name. Can you say all of them again, please? They're so good. They're so nice. Diane's bare hearted glass frog. I've been Diane. Comudgeon wood frog, club hobbler, ribette middler or yellow eyelid tree and or plant frog.

Okay. It's your crack cass. Ribbet midler or yellow eyelid tree and or plant frog. Okay. It's your crack cass. What was, what was like the second one? Camargin wood frog. No, the third one. Blob hop, blob hobbler. No, the other one. No, not Diane.

Ribbet midler, yellow island tree and or plant frog. Diane, you've- Oh, okay. Okay. Diane. I will go with Diane's glass hearted bear frog or whatever. Glass skinned? Bear hearted glass frog.

Yeah. Bear heart glass. Alright. Oh, isn't that just being a woman? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm sorry, I was laughing at your laughs. We were laughing at your laughs, Kath. Okay. The laughter bouncing off each other there. And it felt really nice. Is this a different vibe? We're at the SansPants Studio today.

Do you feel like this makes it a different vibe? You're on our home turf, D.M. That's right. We've been on our best behaviour episode every other time now. You're up to fewer crazy. No, on the last time you were on. I got the midnight giggle. It was very late.

It was so late. I had sleepover done. Midnight ceilings. Midnight ceilings. And couldn't we do, we did an episode of Prime Mates as well about nope. Nope. Oh, oh, so good. And I was too busy thinking about my favorite and possibly your least favourite chimpanzee.

Oh, that's right. Yes. I think we fundamentally disagree on what my cool chimpanzee makes. Yeah, look, I think that would have been a cool chimpanzee if it wasn't put in that situation where it might rip off. It's not, Travis, the chimpanzee's fault. No. Anyway, let's not go back there. This is a feel good pod. Save that for primates. Do you want to lock something in Zoe?

I would like Kamudgeon's McGee or whatever it was. Wood Pepe? Kamudgeon Wood Frog. The Kamudgeon Wood Frog. I'm assuming it's that little brown one that faces just two dots and a smile. Oh, yeah. That's a good frog.

And that's a good name for that frog. Yeah. Here's who wrote the answers. Yellow eyelid tree and or plant frog. That was Zoe. Ribet Midler. That was the house. Really good stuff.

Clob Hobbler. Cass. Comungeon Wood Frog. That was the question writer Nicole. Okay the house, meaning Cass was correct as Diane's bare-hearted glass frog. Yay! Diane! Diane!

And they're so cute as well. Um, yeah. See through skin, huge heart, a perfect little blonde swept. Yeah, they're- She's a real Diane. They are, like, yeah, you see that below. And they got Kermit eyes. Yes, they are so Kermit.

Those are full on Kermit. And in Kermit actually responded to it after it was discovered, saying that they're I think they they're Kermit said that their mums are sisters. In an official press release. That's his aunt. His aunt Diane. No, say it again. Fuck.

So that means Cass scores a point and so does the house. I'm on the board. Yeah, baby. But I'm not bored. I'm having a lot of fun. Thank you for having me. Question three comes from Ashley Van Morick from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. And the question is, what was the nickname of former Pittsburgh Steeler,

who played the position nose tackle, I think Casey Hampton. What was the nickname of former footballer for Pittsburgh? Casey Hampton. I've done, I've only started getting into American football in the last few years. I don't, I don't know if I've also known as defensive tackle. Wait, hang on. I don't know. Anyway.

So I football, it doesn't matter because Cass and I don't know. No, I know. But I'm just picturing the football fan listeners just tearing their hair out. I'm sorry. Hey, hey. Do you think there's a lot of overlap there? There's a little bit. I'm guessing Ashley Van Morik who wrote the question might too, but I'm maybe not.

They might also just be from Pittsburgh. That's true. They are. Yeah, that is a good point. While you are writing your answers, here's more info, which you've already done, Zoe. That was quick. Well, you can hear- First thought, best thought, no thoughts.

You can hear all about Diane's bare-hearted glass frog. According to a PBS article, researcher Brian Kubicki, along with Stanley Salazar and Robert Bushendorf- Oh my god, they're all frogs. They're pretending to be scientists, but they're frogs. They found six specimens of the amphibians in three separate locations in the Talamanca mountain range on the Costa Rica Panama border. They named the new species, the Latin is like Hyalino batrachium dianae,

or the Dian's bear hearted glass glass frog in honor of Kubicki's mother, Janet Dian. That's nice. According to Nicole, question writer, Dian's bare-hearted glass frog was discovered in 2015. Coolest thing is it looks like Kermit the Frog. So much of a resemblance that Disney put out a Q&A with Kermit who said he's cousins with the frog and That googly eyes run in our family. Oh the semi

Transparent glass frog whose internal organs are easily seen is common to the rainforests of Central and South America there are 14 species of glass frog in Costa Rica and 100 world right hundred worldwide my saying Costa Rica right or is it Costa Rica? I think every now and then you're putting a little bit of flair on it that you don't need to. You're like Costa Rica. I'm shimmying? I'm shimmying. It's very insane.

Is it Costa Rica or Costa Rica? Costa Rica. I have no idea. I don't know now. Is it Costa Rica or Costa Rica? Costa Rica. I have no idea. We've said it too many times. I don't know now. And we definitely knew before. We did know before. Matt's tricked us. Come into our home to hit us with a trick.

No, I'm trying to make a truck joke. Hit us with the truck. Nope. He truck us. That's better. Yeah, I think we got it. Question three. The answer in, what was the nickname of former Pittsburgh Stealer Casey Hampton? The Beef. Sloppy Ham Toss.

Big Snack. KK Hamp Hamp. Or the Pittsburghler. laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter

laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter The beef sloppy ham toss big snack Okay, okay. Ham ham or the Pittsburgh law I will take some e Sloppy ham tots. Oh my god Oh, she's been tickled.

What are you thinking, Kath? I'm thinking I love my friend. Sorry. What are you thinking, Kath? I'm thinking I love my friends. Sorry, the time I got you to repeat them, I was just looking at her. Can you say that again? Sorry. The beef. Sloppy ham toast, big snack. KK Hamp Hamp or the Pittsburgh.

I'm going to go the beef. The beef. It's my favorite word in French. Oh'm going to go the beef. The beef. It's my favorite word in French. Boof. I think. How do you say it? The Pittsburgh law was the house. K. K. Hamp Hamp.

That was Zoe. First thought. Is that the sound he made as he was running? K. K. Hamp Ham. Hehehehehehe. Casey Hampton, I didn't even pick that up. That's so funny. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe he It's a nickname! Nickname! Could be because of his very unique his unique gait, we don't know Which is also obviously where Hamtos

comes from and I again didn't realise sloppy Hamtos which is over and full, that was Cass Yeah well I went with Ham from Hamtos and then I was like wait that's a it might work. I know we've just mentioned.

And the beef which Cass went for, that was Ashley, OK, the house. Well played. You've bested up our famous favorite farm animals. Meaning Big Snack is correct. Big Snack is a good nickname. It is good. Yeah, I think it's a really good Big snack is such a compliment. Yeah, you are. Because you're not like, like, big snack. Yeah, big snack. Because a snack is like slang for like good looking person. Yeah, sexy little bite. Yeah, but a big snack?

Mmm. Enough to go around. Yeah. So that means, uh, Cass, if you want, you could become the beef. Uhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhh. Cass the Boof. And Zoe. And of course Zoe is sloppy ham toast. Yes! This show has a great history of

giving people nicknames. You know, Miss Mish Wish. Mishwish. She became the Big Wet a while ago. Yeah, good. And yeah, there's a few other good ones. Big Wet, Big Snack. Big Anything feels like such a compliment, except I feel like you can't do it to big guys.

Like, if you don't know them that well. Yeah, yeah. Calling someone like that you've just met like, hey, big fella. That's a go-to. That's, and I understand, but like, I've called every CEO that I've ever had, like, big boss. And you like, don't like it. Every CEO you've ever had. Yeah.

Bloody hell, I can't enough I've ever met a CEO, let alone had multiple. Sometimes you gotta know who's at top so you can complain straight away. So you can have a little bit of a... Squinny! Squinny! You don't like the word because you're a squinnier. Yeah, that's true. I don't need more words to describe me.

Yeah. Question four. This is from Rachel Ball from London. What happened in the British town of Chapel Street, Leonard's? Okay. Chapel St. Leonard's. What happened in the British town of Chapel St. Leonard's, Lincolnshire on the 7th of September, 2023. What happened in the British town of Chapel St.

Leonard's, Lincolnshire on the 7th of September, 2023. Something obviously made a bit of news happened. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Big Snack. According to Ashley, he won two Super Bowls with the Steelers, XL and XLII. Wait, what does L mean again in Roman rules? 50? So that means... That's a guess.

30. L... 50, you were bang on. So that would be... That means 40 and 42, I think. Anyway, XL and XLII. You can just write the number at that point, like you don't have to put it in your numerals when we're talking about. The annoying thing is that's what they do for some reason.

The Super Bowls are all done like that. Yeah, but you like, you're not saying, you're not saying like fucking, what's the word? Showdown final. Super Bowl. Super Bowl. You're not saying like XXLL, you're saying 93. Yeah, yeah. Just write it at that point. There's a note for you, Ashley, if you're listening.

Fuck you. Whoa! No, you seem nice, you seem lovely. According to Sports Illustrated, Big Snack rightfully earns his nickname as he was so big his jersey, his jersey stretched across his torso and his helmet barely fit him during his playing days Hampton wasn't winning any relay races during his prime yet He did his job and will go down as a legend both with the Steelers and the eating department There you go sports illustrated

While you're still riding around let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back. And the answers are in. So here's question four. What opened in the British town of Chapel St. Leonard's, Lincolnshire on the 7th of September 2023? A summer fair went awry when a riot broke out over the gaster weight of the cake competition

Marlene Davis was stripped of her oldest woman in the world title when it was found out she was actually her own daughter a Car crashed into like it's a time travel thing Really? Wait, no. Sorry, Matt, keep going. A car crashed into the local mirror shop, scattering mirror shards around the town centre, and causing 19 fires over the course of the day as the sun moved across the sky. Well, that's a bad luck. Yeah! The police were called by a member of the public who suspected a mass killing had taken place, only to find it was a yoga class or a second 9-eleven.

Now let's have a think about those answers. And who could have written them? 7th of September. Minus 3-eleven. Minus two.. That's two. Minus two. No, hang on. No, minus three. Yep. That's the 11 bit. OK, so I think we're back to you, Cass.

So you got the ride over the weight of the cake. You got the oldest lady was actually the daughter. So it was her daughter pretending to be her mum? Yeah. But yeah, well. It's like if you pretended to be your mum. And I said I'm this old because that's how old mum's driver's license says. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Not a time travel thing. Well, I'm glad to know that now. Hey, it could be both. Well, it seems like she knows a lot about this situation. We got the crash into the mirrors causing fires. The yoga class being suspected of a mass killing or second 9-11. Well, it's in a, when normally there's a 9-11 answer,

I assume Ben Russell wrote it, but he's not playing today. So that would be, that means second Ben Russell. There's been a second Ben Russell. I'm hitting the podcast. I think I'm gonna go with the yoga class. Yoga class, okay. And what about you Zoe? I'm gonna go with the old lady pretending to be her dead mum. Okay.

I think Zoe, the time traveller. Time traveller, please. Alright, here's the answers. Second 9-11, that was the second Ben Russell. Zoe B. It's my favourite joke and I'll never let it die. The B in Zoe B stands for Ben Russell. Some affair that went awry because of the cake gets the weight of the cake competition

riot that was Rachel. Okay. The house car smashed into a local mirror shop with all the mirror shards causing fires. It was Cass page. I just think that'd be nice to know about. I was a long and snow one died, but I made it up so no one died. Good. But it didn't cause fires.

Oh yeah. But they were funny. Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah. But they were funny. Yeah. Okay. It was okay. They were funny. Imagine. Because the mirrors were those wacky clown mirrors.

Oh yeah. Well, they've been broken, so they're all bent up. Yeah. Yeah. You know mirrors. Very iconically bent when they had smashed. Zoe, you went for Marlene Davis, uh, being your own daughter. That was the house.

I'm afraid. Ian, you understood the meaning so instantly. I was like, yeah, time travel. I understand. That means, Cass, you were correct. Uh, police were called for a yoga class thinking that it was mass killing. Hell yeah. They must've been so relaxed.

Imagine being there. How long you'd have to be relaxed for, for people to assume death? I think, do you know what? I think I actually saw a news article about this when it happened. And it wasn't it like there were big open windows on the side of the thing. So we're looking into the. I'm going to read an article about it soon, which I haven't read yet. Oh, you might've, um, that might be right. Oh no. Uh, so we're up to question number five. Uh, I haven't read yet. That might be right. Oh no. So we're up to question number five. We haven't done a score check in a while. Zoe's on one. Cass is on three. But out in front on four is the house. That's atrocious. Cass you gotta do better. Sorry Zoe I'm letting us down. You've scored a point the last three rounds straight. Together we're equal.

Yeah, well all I need to do is beat the house and give you as many pig answers as you need. I need to keep you in snorts. The house hasn't won for a month, so don't feel... I was gonna say don't feel too bad, but you should. You're losing to someone who never wins. Yeah, that is worse. Alright, question number five comes from Ranny Tabri from Lebanon. The question is, in a song of ice and fire, aka the Game of Thrones books, what is the name of the second son of Lord Dagos of Kingsgrave?

He's got to come up with a, you know, a name from like a dragon, he can't whatever. I haven't seen it. King's Grave? Son of Davros? Son of Lord Dagos. Dagos? I don't even remember. This is like book deep cut, I guess.

Yeah, I can't read. While you're writing your answers, here's a Guardian article about that false alarm. It goes like this. A yoga class was cut short after a member of the public called the police to report a mass killing after seeing several people lying on the floor. Participants in the class, which was being held at the Seascape Cafe, South North Sea Observatory in Chapel St. Leonard's, Skegness in Lincolnshire, Skegness, holy shit, were in the midst of meditation

when officers turned up on Wednesday night. In a Facebook post, the cafe said someone had reported a mass killing after seeing people on the floor inside the building. They wrote, if anyone heard the massive police sirens in Chapel St. Leonard's at 9.30pm last night then please be reassured. They were on their way to the observatory after someone had reported a mass killing in our building, having seen several people laying on the floor, which actually turned out to be the yoga class in meditation.

Thank you to Lincolnshire Police for their prompt response. I can't imagine for one moment what they would have been going through, what would have been going through their minds on their way. The cafe regularly plays host to yoga classes in the evenings and the Facebook post added, we are not part of any mad cult or crazy clubs. Bit defensive. All in all, this situation turned out positive and we are of course grateful. It's a weird way to feel about it, but. Yeah, I mean, it's good that someone took a call to the police seriously. Good that they do their job.

I mean, it would have been too late by that point. They were dead, but. So you didn't do your job. You were right though. The next thing says the North sea observatory has large triangular windows that face the sea. There you go. So how they see them then?

Maybe someone from, someone's in a boat. Good. All right. Answer in for question number five. In a song of ice and fire, what was the name, the second son of Lord Dagos of Kingsgrave? Dagmar of the loins hmm Reggie root Well-Torn hole maker Yarra is sand I don't know how to say that

J a e a e r y s I don't know how to say that J A E R A E R Y S How ours yeah, that's when you aim a hosanna dog Or dick on man Woody This video is gonna tell us how to pronounce this word. I haven't feeling... Jeheraz. That's awesome. Uh, Jeheraz sand. So you got Dagmar of the Loins, Reggie Root, well-torn holemaker, Jeheraz sand, or Dick

on manwoodie. I reckon we're back to you, Zoe. So my brain is saying that because we were able to find a pronunciation of Jizz, that most likely is the answer. But boy, does my heart want to go with literally any of the other ones. What was the middle one again? A well-torn hole maker. Please give me well-torn hole makers. Yeah, look.

Look at that Zoe. I'm going to be honest, I thought the same thing. I'm like, okay, if you, if you knew instantly that you could search that, it's probably that one. But again, I don't want to choose it. What was the first one? Dagmar of the loins. Yeah. You're drawn was the first one? Dagmar of the loins.

Yeah. You're drawn to the loins? Yes, I am. Give me the loins. All right, here's the answers. Reggie Root, that was the house. Nice. Good, good joke. Jarare's Sand.

That was Rani. That's why I assume he's into the books and maybe it's a name from him or something, but not an actual, I don't know. Yeah. Or maybe it's just a name. Maybe it's a Lebanese name. He's from Lebanon. But we're showing our ignorance here. I would say that I did Google houses of that universe and Root was one.

That's how I got read. So if we'd been, if we knew how to read, you could have tricked us. There's something about you two that said you might know the world. So I'm like, I probably have to make one realish. We've certainly been adjacent to men who have loved them. That's probably what I'm thinking about. By association. These women have been through a lot.

Dagmar of the loins, Cas went for that. That was Zoe. Good stuff! I have a cousin called Dagmar. And Izzy of the loins. We would have been at one point, I guess. Well-Torn Holemakers, I remember that was Cass. Aww.

What a sweet moment. That means the correct answer was Dickon Manwoodie. Damn it, Dickon. No. Damn it, Dickon Manwoodie. No. Oh, like Dickon. Yeah. Oh, like whaton. Yeah.

Oh, like what? Isn't that what I said? No, like in my brain, I didn't realize. I mean, sorry. No, this wouldn't have changed my answer at all. I would have gone the loin every time. But there's like the one of the characters is a Rickon. So I'm like, oh, like Dickon, like Rickon.

Right. That wouldn't have changed it for me at all. What's the guy writes him? R.L. Stine or whatever. He's got a. He's obviously got a. Yes, correct. He's got a system. I got Dickon, I got Rickon.

We got all the Ickons. So that means you got to each a point this round. Yay! Best friends. Which means with two rounds to go, Zoe's now on two, Cass on four, the house still on four. Together. Together.

But also on your own doing great. But also, I'm sorry, I need to, well, I gave you the manhole, or whatever. Thank you for giving me the manhole. Can't you hear the manhole? Um, you know, that's a well-torn hole maker. That's the one. Thank you. That was what you wrote? Yeah, it sounds like me, yeah. Manhole or whatever it was.

We both went Peenie. Yeah, we did go Peenie. That's nice. That maybe speaks more about where we are. But also the real answer was Man Woody. That was her, Dick and Woody all in it. It's too obvious. Maybe speaks more about where we are. But also the real answer was man Woody. Yeah. That was her dick and Woody all in it. It's too obvious.

Yeah. Well, the only one that wasn't Peony was the one that was an actual name that was a mystery. Yeah, Jarrah Rose Sand. Right. Second last question. Question number six comes from Lauren Joyner from Chandler in Arizona. Could she be any more from Arizona? Question six is what modern technology was named after his historical figure

and what was that person known for? It's an interestingly written question but I really like it. So you some modern technology. That's too vague. Yeah. I'm guessing she doesn't mean the Tesla. Does she mean the Tesla? No, it's not the Tesla. That's an example. But it'll be, you know, it'll be more like the... The chair or the sandwich. The sandwich is one. Lord Sandwich.

Yeah, but this is modern technology, more specifically. All right, answer it for question number six. What modern technology was named after an historical figure and what was that person known for? Emoji. Ichiro Emoji was a leader in the Japanese army known for confusing enemies by making funny faces at them. Bluetooth.

King Harold Gorsman united Denmark and Norway in 958 and earned the nickname Bluetooth thanks to a dead tooth that was blue-grey in appearance. Microsoft Windows. Gregory Windows 2000 was a medieval cleaner who famously kept things tidy. The Hiroki printer. Johnny Hiroki was a local hero in his hometown as he used a collection of his own tears to clean a bullet hole after being shot in his home. The printer worked with bodily fluids, which are thicker than ink, and was used by an artist to write anonymous death threats to politicians.

Well, finally, the rubbish bin named for Henry bin because he was trash. Well, it's from the computer age. So just briefly, the five bits of technology or whatever, emoji, Bluetooth, Microsoft windows, the Hiroki printer or the rubbish bin. was the Hiroki printer or the rubbish bin. Back to you, Cass. Anything, anything jumping out at you? Zoe's about to cry. I do actually think it's Bluetooth. Yeah?

I think it's Bluetooth. Locking it in? I'm gonna lock in Bluetooth because why else would they call it that? What do you think, Zoe? I'm gonna go with the Hiroki printer, because that sounds gross. Yuck! May I just say, first off. Yucky! I would love to join in, please.

Heel! Alright, this is where I wrote the answers. Uh, the rubbish bin, I named after Henry Bin, cause he was trash. That was so me. I said... that I misunderstood the question. No, you didn't. You said, uh, I definitely, I definitely didn't answer for that.

Guys, you got to learn about sarcasm, which comes from great sarcasm. Microsoft Windows from Gregory Windows 2000, the medieval cleaner. That's so funny. That was the house. That's so funny. Emoji from Ikiro Emoji, leader of the Japanese army, known for confusing enemies by making funny faces. That was Lauren, okay, the house. Great question, Lauren.

I really enjoyed this question. And I think that means, oh, hang on, the Hiroki printer! Johnny Hiroki, the local hero. Zorin for that, that was Cass. Oh, it was so good! Thank you. I heard it against the other answers and was like, Oh, all of those are known items. Oops!

Well, you played it perfectly. And that means you're also correct, Cass. King Harold Gorsman, United Denmark and Norway, 958 earn the nickname Bluetooth because he had a dead tooth. And yeah, because he brought the two together. That was the idea of the Bluetooth bringing. That's wild. Nerds are nerds. About one thing. They got to be nerdy about all things. All right. So we're going into the final round. They did that here as well, didn't they? Wait, is Bluetooth us? Uh.

We're Wi-Fi. We're Wi-Fi. We're Wi-Fi? We're Wi-Fi. God bless Australia. Bam, bam, bam. Oh, we're Wi-Fi and cochlear implants. Oh, yes.

And shoeies. Shoeies? And spray on skin. Oh, and the word selfie? Oh, yeah, we did. That was us. Apparently. Good. Sounds me. Read that some port word selfie. Oh yeah, we did. That was us. Apparently. Good. Sounds me.

Read that at some point. That's gotta be true then. So yeah. Matt can read. Come on. Yeah, I said that all the time. I can read. Yeah, I can read.

I said it all the time, don't I? Yeah. We've always had a recording. I was saying that all the time. Yeah. You were reading it, I thought it was something you'd written as well. Yeah, that's why it was impressive.

I'm reading this right now. Every word I'm saying is what it says here. I love it when Matt reads. It's so good. I'm so impressed. He makes it seem so natural. Well, the scores have changed. These last two rounds have found a new leader. But in third place still, it's Zoe B on two points.

In second place on four points is The House. But now out in front on six points it's Cass Page. Fuck yeah, she's doing it for the girls. I will kill God! So the final question is a movie synopsis question. So you just gotta, this will be your longest answer. It'll be even longer than, cause he trash. What? No, it doesn't have to be.

It could be even longer than cause he trash. No, it doesn't have to be. It could be. Movie good. But, yeah, normally like three or four or five sentences, something like that. And it comes from Becca Buck from Park Ridge in Queensland. Great name. She's a superhero. Yeah. And Becca Buck's question is, what is the synopsis of the 1993 film

Hercules Returns? What is the synopsis of the 1993 film Hercules Returns? What is the synopsis of the 1993 film Hercules Returns? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about Bluetooth, the man and I guess also the technology. According to Lauren, in 1996 leaders from Intel, Ericsson and Nokia met to plan the standardization of the short range radio technology to support connectivity and collaboration between different products and industries. A guy from Intel suggested Bluetooth as a temporary code name because King Harold Bluetooth

was famous for uniting Scandinavia just as we intended to unite the PC and cellular industries with a short range wireless link. That was a quote. Um, I wasn't putting myself apart. That's what we intended to do. Uh, Bluetooth was only intended as a placeholder, but ended up sticking. There you go. All right. Answering final question.

What is the synopsis of the 1993 film Hercules Returns? In this campy horror comedy a trio of Greek God obsessed teen girls attempt a seance to communicate with the Greek hero Hercules. Instead they end up raising him from the dead. Now the girls have to wrangle a zombie with super strength and demigod good looks even if he is falling apart. Can the trio work together to right their mistake and send Hercules back to the underworld for good?

I'd watch that. Yeah, I would watch that. That's option one, option two. In a straight to VHS sequel of Hercules the dog, a Beethoven ripoff, the Miller family and their mischievous dog Hercules are back. When the Miller kids are kidnapped, Hercules must get the grownups attention and show them to the bad guy guys heart out. Will Hercules save the day or will his past bad behavior lead to his body, lead to his vital information being overlooked?

It was violent. I thought you were going to say violent death. It's a real dog who cried wolf scenario. Frustrated by the uncaring style of his megalith employer, the Kent Cinema Corporation, film buff Brad quits his job at a large cinema chain to open up his own picture theatre. Opening night, he plans to screen the very same movie which last played at the cinema 30 years ago. However, his ex-boss sabotages the opening night by switching the Italian film with a

non-subtitled version. Brad and his team hilariously improvised a dialogue to avert disaster. That's option three, then you got option four. After working for 15 years in a traveling circus, Hercules the Lion is returned to Africa when his ringleader is imprisoned for embezzlement. Hercules sets out to find his old friends, make new ones, and work together with his pride to put on the greatest show, Douth of the Nile. Oh, Zoe!

Oh, I love this movie! Yeah, are you picturing a cartoon or real? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or finally Hercules has, or finally Hercules being gone, but he's back.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah! Well finally Hercules has Well finally Hercules has been gone But he's back

Where did he go? Dunno He's gonna do some Hercules shit Lifting, fighting, muscles He's wearing a skirt and his thighs look incredible Hercules finally returns Maybe he fights a lizard or a snake It's just It's just impossible to tell Hercules finally returns. Maybe he fights a lizard or a snake.

It's just, it's just impossible to tell what my best friend Zoe has written down. It's so fun to make Matt say my brain digs. I didn't realize this is a surface you needed so vitally. You just need someone else to say exactly how the thoughts pop in, in the exact order. Like you just... They deserve to be free. Who wants to have first crack? I want the lions!

I want them! Yeah, so good. Alright, locking in the lions for Zoe. What do you think, Cass? I would love to go with that first one, because I would watch the shit out of that movie. I want to watch girls beat up the- The patriarchy and also Hercules. Yes, I want to watch girls make a mistake and redeem themselves through violence.

All right. So here's the answers. This is going to surprise you. Hercules being gone, but he's back. Where did he go? Don't know. Maybe if I was a lizard or a snake, that was Zoe. I wish my inner ma animal was Matt now. Then we had straight to VHS sequel of Hercules the dog, a Beethoven ripoff. Not sure if that's true or not. That was a Becker, aka the house one.

I want to say I don't know if that's true or not. That Hercules the dog is a real thing or not. I like to think it is. Either way, great writing from Becca. Becca also wrote the one about the campy horror comedy by the Greek god obsessed teen girls. Oh, I wanted it to be real so badly. You'd watch it all the time. I could.

It really sounds like a movie that could exist. It feels like something you would keep up like that you had on VHS and you've kept on VHS. Yeah. So that's a point to the house. Zoe went for the one about the lions, where the ringleader's imprisoned for bezelment, and then the lions put on the greatest show south of the Nile. That was Cass.

You two have been very connected in this episode, picking each other's answers. We're very connected in this episode, picking each other's answers. We're very connected in this episode, Cass knows exactly what to do to get me, and I immediately am like the dumbest thing I can think of. I will pick yours every time, but I won't actually select it. Yeah, I know, every time you'll be like, oh, I know which one's Zoe's, so I won't pick that? I'm like, I, well, that feels like every heart string has been touched, so it must be perfect for me. been touched, so it must be perfect for me. That means the correct one is that the guy opens his own picture theater and, um, yeah, it has to, they have to, uh, improvise

dialogue over, it was a, and I think it was a real Italian movie that they were improvising over and it looks like it was pretty well locked. Cause the film was an Australian movie set in Melbourne. pretty well liked. The film was an Australian movie set in Melbourne. And, yeah, it had like Mary Custis was in it, the Effie,

and a few other places that I recognize. So, yeah, interesting. But yeah, the Ron Tomatoes says it's like 98 percent audience approval. That's lovely. And not enough critics to give it a score.

That sounds right. So just figure out the scores here. Here are your final scores in third place. Bronze medal. Pretty impressive stuff on two points. Zoe B. This second point is shocking. She's on the podium.

I'm just happy to be here. In second place on five points is the house. Meaning out front on nine points. Street in the field. It's Cas Payne. That's my girl. We did it. We did it.

We did it. That's my girl. That's my winner. No squinneying tonight. Only win-winnying. Not to squinning tonight. Only win-winnieing. Not to squinnie about. So, yes, well done, Cass. People can find, obviously, both of you are on the Being Hot Is Hard podcast.

Yeah, give it a listen. We're there. We're hot. We're hard. Our hot friends are there. Our hot friends are there. Our hot, hard friends are there. Yeah.

As a, like, just as a, a like quick run down of what it is for people who haven't heard it. It's like when you have a yap about all the weird shit you do to your own body. We get hot people in and we ask them what the weird stuff is that they do to look hot. Have you had many hot people who've been on this show as well? Listeners from you might know. Oh, Miss Whitrope is coming out. Big wet. Big wet. Big wet herself is going to come out.

We've had Jess Perkins. Jess Perkins, obviously. And Beck. Beck Petratus. Yes. We've had Naomi Higgins. Is Naomi? Probably. Naomi Higgins. Yeah. Yes mean, yeah, so a lot of people that people would know. Oh, yeah We're trying to. We're working our way through the Melbourne comedy scene Grace Jarvis. Grace Jarvis. We love bringing her back. She's about to go. She's gone. She's gone She's gone. She really, there you go. We miss her every day, well, hey, that's what the internet's here. Just use old Bluetooth.

I think that's what that's how that connects us on the internet. Is that it? That's what they said they were doing. Yeah, great. Anything else you need to tell me before we go? Love you. Thank you for being a business. Hang around to the after credits. I'm sure there'll be a lot of nonsense that's been cut out. Possibly a lot of stuff about Booth. And other such things. Thanks so much for listening, please give us a five star review.

Tell your friends if you think you know anyone who might enjoy it. And cheers for tuning in to Who Knew With Matt Stewart. And now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye! And now that you know it, I've been Matt Strowett. Goodbye. What show is this again? Who knew it? I've logged into the mainframe. You hacked in, you jacked in. And you're Zoe B.

Yeah, Zoe B was overlaid. It's all fine. Like. Cause I think you're trying, I mean, I think the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,frame. You hacked in, you jacked in. And you're Zoe B. Yeah. Zoe B or Zoe Belote, it's all fine. Like. Cause I think it's, I mean, I think that other episode, I full named you, but. No, I don't mind. Like I use my full name on everything.

It's just, I just, I always refer to myself as Zoe B because there was a, when I lived with Zoe Fox and Zoe F sounds weird and they didn't like it when I referred to myself as the other Zoe. JANET It was really funny when you referred to yourself as the other Zoe. ALICE I thought it was really good because people- GERRARD When you're calling yourself the other Zoe, that was very funny. ALICE I thought it was very- especially because like Zoe Fox is a very talented musician and people would rock up and then like my roommates would be like, oh, this is my roommate Zoe.

And they'd be like, oh, the musician. I'd be like, no, the other Zoe, the unskilled one. I do podcasts. Both perfect audio forms. You're great in ears, both of you. So good to go. Yep. Yep.

And you don't, you guys riding by the seat of your pants, no headphones makes me feel so nervous. I don't even know where they'd be, I'm so sorry. No, no, that's alright. I mean. I think I've got some beats in my bag if you just want to wear them for the comfort. I just hold my hands over my ears. Alright, sick.

This bit will not be edited out, Zoe, so you better make it entertaining. Oh, no, I'm not good at that. I will tell you some dry facts that I've learned recently. Yes. The boat in... That's wet. Straight off, it's wet. What are you talking about? Wow.

He went for one of the wettest things there is. No. Then I've got nothing. I know nothing about deserts. What are you talking about? Wow! He went for one of the wettest things there is. No! Ah, then I've got nothing. Nothing about deserts, but lots about boats. Even like gravy boats, like there's... Every boat would have something moist in it, right? Or liquidy?

Right? It'd inherently be a little bit wet. Is there such a thing as like a, you know, like a... I don't know, what's it... Sand boat? Sand boat, yeah. Do I don't know what's a sand boat. Yeah. Do you mean it's a bog? Banana boat?

What does that mean? What is a banana boat? What's a brand of sunscreen? But that is pretty wet. Is it underwear? Underwear. No, you're thinking of banana hammock. I am thinking of banana hammock.

Which is, so if it had a hard shell, maybe it's a cup? Fudgy smuggler. Yeah. Speedos situation. Yeah, speedo situation. Banana hammock. That's worse. Budgie smuggler's pretty... There's motion to budgie smuggler.

I don't know if it's bugly. That's what I think of them. Oh, did you wear any little bugglies? Bugly. That looks bugly. So I was just imagining saying to a grown man in Speedos. Bugly, bugly, bugly, bugly, bugly, bugly, bugly. He'd be so mad.

Would you rather, uh, uh, uh, Speedos loose in the front or back? One of the, one, one half fits perfectly. Other half is not falling down, but it is loose. Sides are tight. Nothing's popping out, but you know what I mean? Loosen the junk. Yep. That feels like the best option. Loosen the bum feels like you're making room for something.

I'm talking about shooting in your pants. That's probably what it would look like. Yeah. Remember as kids, then some kids around Speedos and he and he gets sand in the back. That's what he says. What would it feel like to have sand in your pants? Wet sand. You never had wet sand in your pants?

Not to the point of someone thinking something had happened. Yeah. Itchy and also moist. I think The Simpsons covered it, didn't they? I got it. I should watch that show. I've heard great things. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure there was a scene where

Homer and Marge were working on the beach and Homer's talking all sexy. He goes, Marge, I've got sand in my underpants. And Marge says, so do I. let's go home. That's fun.

Isn't it fun to repeat the Simpsons? Comedy peaked in the nineties and we're just writing its coattails. How tedious. I think we, we definitely did it on stage at the live show. I don't know if Connor elected to cut that. Oh, in Sydney? I think we definitely did it on stage at the live show. I don't know if Conor elected to cut that. Oh, in Sydney? I think so. We were just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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Queef. Here's the right, yeah, my favorite French word. Do you have any other ideas for a ad for beef? I like the idea of acknowledging the cow and being like beef it's milk's cousin. One of my friends works for Dairy Australia and she was trying to they were working on ads to try and make milk more exciting and I thought process was give up on milk man you got to focus on cheese that's all you got going for you milk's done man we got better alternatives but vegan cheese sucks dig your heels in with cheese

yeah that's accurate yeah they did not hire me dig hell that could that could be the. Dig your heels in with cheese. Australian cheese. Dig your heels in. Barely racist anymore. Yeah. Yeah, what is it called? Smile cheese? It's cheer cheese now. They changed that in like what? 2021? Yeah. From a slur? That's cool. Yeah, I thought they might commit at that point and you've committed too long. It's weird that you buckled down and then changed it after not changing it for so

long. I think my, because the idea was that the word was the name of the guy who invented some sort of cheese technology. But yeah, it's like, why? But it's not even like your founder or anything. Yeah. Even if like, why so? I would have assumed it was like a family name. But I don't think it was. I think it was more named.

It was like Tesla. You know, it was named after. Oh, Cass, sorry. We've taken your answer. I thought they were going to change it to moon. Is that I have changed one word. Yeah. Like moon cheese.

It's like a thing. Yeah, yeah. Chia feels like a very different... Very connected to the sea, I guess. Yeah, that was... Chi-Chi, with your cheeses... I guess so. I think at that point, like, you've just been so shit for so long, the fact that you changed it right at the end feels bad.

Like, it all feels bad, but at least like commit at that point. You've you know what I'm saying for, you know, cheese, how it used to be not cheese. Oh, yeah. Um, the fact that they only change it in like 20, 21 feels insane. Oh, embarrassing. Embarrassing. You've got to change it.

No, but it's almost like you've left it for so long. You've made such a song and dance about not changing it. The fact that you did change it means that it actually didn't fucking mean that much to you. And you... Oh, it's it's shitty, but it's it's good they changed it. It's good that they changed it. It's just an insane thing to do way too late in the game. Yeah, I mean, if they could, I kind of would have a bit more respect for them

if they'd committed to the name. I wouldn't. Really? No, they used'd committed to the name. I wouldn't. Really? No! They used a slur for a name! They didn't do it intentionally! Don't be printing a slur! Don't make all your employees be saying a slur every day!

I don't know if I was the CEO of Cheer Cheese. I would have picked a funner slur is all I'm saying. No, I'm very glad they changed that. We've got very different life opinions. Moral opinion. And that's what, that's why. The ridge tapestry. It's hot.

So being hot is hard works. It's hosted by Yin and Yang. When someone goes hot, I go hot. When someone goes home and I go home. Just read all that is written. Exactly. I'm finding a lot of humour and just making you say the insane, just like narrative that is my brain. Yeah.

Do you have a favorite movie? Yeah. Should I know it? No. No. I just, I have two. I have two. I can do a top two. May I have them, please?

They're very quiet about it. Oh, please, don't let me know. It's Wet Hot American Summer and Same Time Next Year. What's Same Time Next Year? Same Time Next Year is this Alan Alda and Ellen

Birthwide film and it is awesome. It's the film that one day is inspired by in the day in a halfway one. Ahh! Yeah, so they're like a couple that's having an affair and they meet every year on the same day at the motel that they met up at and they just like spend a little tiny life together throughout like decades, but only one day every year.

It's really pretty, It's really nice. It's set in the hall. It's set in one room. And then you realize, like at the end, that one day, like, it's going to be a year where only one of them rocks up. Sounds nice. It is. Do you know what I'm starting to realize? And this is a generalization, so I don't I'm happy to be proven wrong or whatever. I don't really like moving where movies where it's just people talking in rooms

because I'm not a fan of the genre Mumblecore. I could do that at home. You've got all the magic of cinema. I don't know why you're like, let's spend 50 million dollars to make a room. Unless people talk in it. I had to stop doing that in my room

to watch the movie. I've got talking in room at home. I don't know. We have talking in room at home. I know, but now I'm trying to- that is a whole genre of movie. You can not like genre though. Yeah, but like I want to, cause I want to, I want to know what makes- Mumblecore's a really annoying- I was weirdly thinking about this this week, because mumblecore's an annoying thing that goes against everything that we were taught in cinema school. Like, cause the one thing when you start learning screenwriting and filmmaking is like,

don't tell show. Yeah. And then you're just- Yeah! You're just telling. You're just telling all the time. I would read a book if I wanted to know the words. Yeah.

I don't and I won't. And I can't. I would. And I can't, but you know. Sometimes it's nice when things happen. She's so right. Just saying. Do you have a favorite movie, Matt?

Ooh. I've had to do this before for things. And I'm sorry, you don't have to. No, I've had to do this before for things and I have to do- Oh, I'm sorry, you don't have to. No, I just mean- So you know it's a hard answer, you feel coy. No, it just feels like a, like, you know, like- Do you feel coy? No, I'm just remembering probably like five years ago, I had to do like a top five for a radio thing.

And I can't, I remember one of them was with Nail and I, one of them was the second of the rebooted Planet of the Apes, which I always forget if it's Rise or Dawn, because they, I think they're named with- That's both morning words. Yeah, no, that's why they're confusing. I feel like one of them needs to have moved on from that. Yeah, the noon of the Planet of the Apes. Oh, and Get Out one.

That's a good movie. Yeah. And. Well, I can't remember, but yeah, I did have five at some point. That's good. Yeah, I don't know. I, it's, it's tricky, but yeah, I think I still really like all of those. I only learnt about With Nell and I today.

I don't know about that movie at all. As in you? I didn't know it existed until I saw it on a list of, I downloaded Letterboxd. Oh nice. I'm having a movie time. You heard it twice in one day. It's a sign. It is.

I should watch it. Maybe? Yeah, I really like it. How many rooms? I know they go to the country. Okay. That's outside. That's outside. It's pretty, it's, it's pretty small.

Like it's, but they do, they do go to different locations. Okay. They go to a, there's a diner sort of restaurant sort of cafe scene. They go to a country house. They're in the city. All right. You know, it's all bleak sort of, you know, England. I'll check it out.

It's pretty, it's real funny. Um. Sounds hilarious. I hope it holds up. Um, all right. Final question. But you've just made me think now like, wow, what is my favorite movie? What movie do I love more than anything in the world?

I really, in terms of like, less liked ones, I think those are all pretty well liked. We're like, yes, man. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, it's real fun. Fun film. So that the movies thought, oh, that coat's very nice that Zuby Deschanel's wearing. And later one of my friends said, oh my God, you should that that coat made me think of you. And I was like, oh my God, I love the coat.

They know you. Occasionally, Oof. Occasionally, guests will just come up with some ad slogans apropos of nothing for just the general industry. What would your if you were pitching, doing an ad like in this ad break for French Booth, what would the what would your slogan be? How would you sell it? Uhhh. Uhhh. Uhhh.

Uhhh. Uhhh. It's boof. I want to try and do like the equivalent of a perfume ad, but. But then I'm trying to think of a thing to say. How you say. You need to have like adjectives that describe what beef is, like in a perfume ad, because it'd be like

sensual. Oh, yeah. Oh, Rudy. Oh, yeah. Oh, we should maybe we should get like in a perfume ad, the whole all like a fashion house. They're always like, who is the girl who buys our clothes?

And they're always like, now, she's who buys our clothes? And they're always like, now she's not like other girls. She's so thin. You know, who's the kind of girl who eats birth? She's not that thin. She's not that thin. She loves a squinny. She queefs. She loves a squinny. Shake wave. She loves a squinny.

She's not that skinny. But I pronounce it different every time. Both. Both. Quote. Both quote. Before you see it. Well, that's good. Both. Both quaff. Hear it before you see it. Wof.

Mmm. That's good wof. Wof! Can I tell you one of the stupidest jokes? Yeah. Why? If it's stupider than Ribbit Midler man. I'd like to hear it. What, what, what, what, why did the mob boss die? What was his cause of death on his certificate?

I don't know, Cass. How did the mob boss die and what was the cause of death on his certificate? Why did Yorda? What was the cause of death on his certificate? What a yordle! I don't know if that's a mob boss. Did I get the wrong guy? I mean, the telling was the trait. That's good stuff. I think that would sell some wolf by French. Bye French Booth. French Booth. Careful of you. Why do you want to?