Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes - S3 E11 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Three

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

A prime suspect suddenly blocks Karen from all form of communication, disappearing without a trace. Meanwhile, a reckless pyramid scheme involving teenagers spirals wildly out of control, taking the case to fresh levels of unprofessionalism.Desperate for answers, Karen takes stalking to bold new heights, while Lauren conducts a final high pressure interrogation that could make or break the entire investigation.Who truly set the Rural Rectal Rampage in motion, and what twisted mind wakes up one day and chooses this life?Part 4 (the finale) is out now.Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingFollow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenesSound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Rural Rectal Rampage, it was a picture of a cucumber and on the cucumber is a orange rectangular sticker that says for rectal use only. It was quite weird. I saw stickers on obogees, cucumbers. Pepper ralees, moths, porgettes, Dr Pepper bottles, wine bottles, candles, soup and cans of air freshening tools. Anywhere you could and couldn't even imagine. Do you have any leads? I'd start in the high schools, though, driving to the school. We need your help.

We believe that the perpetrators of a crime might be around your age and we need you to go undercover. I accept my role as undercover teen agent. Eleanor responds to that going, I didn't realize they would get so much attention. And then the shh, they're the perps. That is so dodgy. Why? Absolutely not. to make this community a safer place.

We're trying to find the culprit, Karen. It looks like we're doing a drug deal. This is a global crime. It's a global crime. It's our only hope. There's suspects everywhere all over the internet coming clean. In the next few days, we need a miracle. I'm brave.

I'm strong. I'm strong. I will solve this case. I will solve this case. We are brave. We are brave. We are strong. And we will solve this case.

Oh, I may or may not have hunted down the stickers online and bought them from good old Timu. I may have then handed a sheet to my 30. 10-year-old niece who possibly spent a delightful afternoon at the garden shop. We've got a confession. Allegedly putting those stickers onto all of the potted cactus plants. We just cracked it. No, we haven't cracked it. This person was inspired by the originators.

This garden centre is literally about 45 minutes to an hour away from here. This is getting out of hand, this crime. All right, here's the bad news. The big questions in this case remain unanswered. Who has been planting these stickers? Why are they planting these stickers? Will our pyramid scheme involving teen agents result in any leads? And perhaps the biggest question of all, what's going to happen to Karen?

Will she be the one to finally solve this crime for the local community? Or will the weight of her own actions force her out of the town she once called home? The allegations are mounting, sending Obijin emojis to a 19-year-old, loitering outside a school, recruiting minors for her investigation, gate-crashing staff meetings. Karen's reputation is hanging by a thread, and she seems to be the one holding the scissors. That's the bad news. But deep within the chaos and confusion, there is one single thread of clarity. One piece of good news.

A confession. Natalie has come forward, confessing that she gave her niece for rectal-use-only stickers to place at the garden centre. We have secured a call with her. It's happening imminently. Chipping Norton is on edge. I am on edge. This case seems to have a pulse, a very fast life-threatening pulse.

Something is about to snap, and when it does, there's no turning back. This is Rural Rectal Rampage, Part 3. So we've got 10 minutes We've got no plan whatsoever About what we want to ask from the person who's come forward What is your niece like and can we talk to her Leave that to the very end Okay

Because I don't think she was very happy about that We should see how she came across the stickers In the first place Yeah Also why did she choose the plant shop What did she say when you handed her the stickers Would you do it again? Was it worth it?

We're on the call waiting for Natalie to join So how are we going to play this? Because I've got the sense that she's actually a little bit nervous. So we might have to just build a bit of trust with her first and just like make her feel a bit at ease. Let me just message her because it's... Or is that too keen? It's two minutes past. No, wait. Wait. Give her two more minutes.

Should we try that minimisation technique that you came up with? Yes, I think so. If she's scared, we need to play it down. Okay, I'm going to reach out to her. Don't be needy. I think she just hung up. What do you mean? Try again.

Let me try again. Because it's seven minutes past. Come on, Natalie. Come on, Natalie. She's literally definitely hung up on me then. What did it say? No, it just cut out. So now I've just messaged her on WhatsApp.

I've only got the one tick. It means it's not, she's not reading it. What does Wantuck mean? I don't know, but it's not going to two. Do you think she's blocked me? Oh. It's eight minutes past now. Let me have a look.

How to tell if you're blocked from WhatsApp. You must have been blocked before. You must know how this process goes. Not knowingly. I'm sure I have, but not knowingly. Oh! You can tell you might be blocked on WhatsApp if you notice several of the following signs.

One, messages that only show a single grey checkmark. That's me. Why? I know I feel disappointed, but I also think it's quite funny you've been blocked. We're barely out of the gate and already the case is crumbling. Our prime suspect, and by prime I mean only, Natalie has made her move. Without warning, she's ghosted her own interrogation. She's not turning up.

And has vanished into thin air. But she didn't stop there. in one final active defiance she's blocked Karen. Have I done something wrong? This might be the first time we've been blocked. Cutting off all contact, all hope of communication. All of our hopes are reliant on two teenagers.

That's not a good position to be in. This is not a recipe for success. No, it's fine, look. Let's shake it off. It's happened. Let's move on. Let's find another confession. So demoralising.

But there's no time to dwell on dead ends. Undercover teen agent Naomi and undercover teen agent Frank. Please can you report your findings from your mission? I started off as soon as I got home after our little meeting by the Cherry Tree. Started off as an online research. So I was going through Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, the old archives of our local news paper. And I saw lots of stuff on Instagram and TikTok, but not necessarily from Chipping Norton.

There was nothing reported by the local news that came up with Zilch. Then me and Naomi went around our sixth form. One of the things that we did is we just sort of asked our friend groups, because our friend group between the two of us is quite big. A lot of my friends of siblings in the younger years. So I went around and asked their younger siblings if they could go around their new group and ask stuff, you know, a bit of a pyramid scheme. giving off the job to other people so I had three people in year 11 and two people in

year 9 and one year 7 going around their groups asking if they know anything and all of them came back with reports of well they haven't heard anything in chippin norton no one knew anything except for a couple people that saw it online I did actually have a mum they message my mum asking what's going on? Your son has asked my child about these rectal stickers. Oh no. I got a bit of nervous being

I just explained that it was for this. Frank, oh no, we did not want to get you in trouble. We're happy to get ourselves in trouble, but not you. They're like me, it's okay. You didn't get grounded or anything, did you? No, no, it was all right. Do you think we should proactively ground ourselves for a couple of days just to kind of make sure

that we've taken the punishment that is suitable. I think that I feel more comfortable publishing this episode having preemptively grounded ourselves. We're like, don't worry to any parents. We've already grounded ourselves for two days, you know, to show the remorse. To be fair, you guys didn't set up the pyramid scheme. Frank set up the pyramid scheme.

I did hint at the pyramid scheme. I dare to you under the tree that day and I'm just really proud that you took that and ran with it. Well, I got a wide nap, but yeah, It just didn't come back with much, which is a shame. What was the lowest point? What was the lowest moment of this undercover operation? Well, I mean, probably having to ask an 11-year-old child

if they've got any news about some rectal stickers. I mean, you know, I'm almost an adult now, and I'm going around asking small children. Oh, have you heard about this thing to do with your bottom? Yeah, but you're perpetuating the same issue that we're doing because I know you guys aren't children, you're teenagers, but you're much younger than us.

So it's kind of similar. So like you were inspired by us coming to you and making you do things for us that now you've done that to another child who's much younger than you. So actually you could blame us for that. Yeah, teaching me the wrong lessons. Yeah, I think one of the lowest points

was actually having to look my mum in the eye whilst asking her this question. I don't want to ask her this. So what do you think we should do now? But no, I was wondering, obviously, were you saying doing more? I was just checking that you have been to the shops and asked the staff. If they've got anything more, I was just interesting to see what, yeah, what you guys have done on this side of the investigation. All right, you sound like our boss.

Sorry. We're at Frank. We've been good. We've tried, Frank. I think we should possibly consider what we're doing again. I think we've got a clear example here, Lauren, of where we've been. gone a little bit too far is my gut feeling from this conversation and the pyramid scheme involving 11-year-olds, I think we've hit, and it's okay to sort of hit the point when

we're like, this has gone too far. I think we just need to reflect on that and take that away, take it offline and see how we can implement. Yeah, I think if we temporarily ground ourselves, then I think that's okay. Then I think we don't have any guilt. We're guilt-free if we ground ourselves for one day. At least you know when to stop. It's good. Oh, guys, thank you, honestly, you have been the best. You've been the best, like, external detectives that we've ever worked with, I would say. Oh, I'm honoured. Thank you very much.

Yeah, thank you so much, Franklin Dio. Thank you very appreciate it. If you hear anything new, let us know. Of course, yes. The teen agent angle is dead. Even though the teen agents were arguably better at our jobs than us, they still found nothing. It's very possible that this was not the work of a teenager. Shit went down yesterday and I need to fill you in.

During this whole investigation, Karen has been trying to track down Emily and Eleanor, the people who replied to her post on Spotted and Chipping Norton. The ones who commented with this, Just put the emojis, the shush emojis, and tagged her friend, Emily, as going, shh, shh, shh, shh. And this, OMG, laughing emoji, laughing emoji. laughing emoji, Defoe seen the sticker somewhere else, winky face.

And this. I didn't realize they would get so much attention. One of them initially engaged in a digital friendship. I'm friends with them now. But after that, silence. Complete tumbleweed. Don't blame her for that. Who checks their Facebook request these days?

Then I was like, we really, really need an ending for this episode. So I'm like, right, the only thing I can think to do is to. is to really, in quite a stalkerish way, find her mutual friends that live locally. So I went through her friend list, creepy as fuck. I know, but also quite impressive. Very detective work. And isolated the people that lived in Chipping Norton or Oxford.

I just sent them bombarded about five of these friends saying I'm really trying to get in touch with Emily. I really need to speak to Emily. Can you please let her know, like we're from the who shat on the floor at my wedding podcast. and we think she knows information. We're desperate to speak to her. Works pretty immediately.

But the message she sent back to me was so unsure. She sends me this. Hi, Karen. I've had lots of messages from people saying you've been trying to get hold of me. Are you, you're okay? You're okay? Oh, she didn't say you're okay. Did she say you're okay?

She went, yeah. So it's a bit like, what the fuck? Like, this is really intense. Are you okay? You are not okay? Like she's correct in saying that because you're not okay, Karen. No, I'm really not okay.

I think we could all agree about that. Then I went straight like two minutes later. Oh, M.G, it worked. Thank you so. I was really buzzed at this time. Like I was a bit like I'd had a coffee and I was like on a mission. Oh, gee, it worked, exclamation mark.

I hate exclamation marks, but I used it anyway. Thank you for getting in touch. So in capital letters. Dot, dot, dot. This is pretty random. But hoping you might be up for a bit of a lot. I produce and co-hosts, a popular yet utterly ridiculous company podcast, blah, blah, blah, blah. It all started with someone sitting on blah, blah, blah, blah.

I live locally in Chipping Norton, and there is a local case we're investigating where people have been planting orange stickers that say for erectal use only on phallic-looking objects such as cucumber paparamis at local stalls, blah, blah, blah. I saw your response on the spotted and Chipping Norton Facebook group, and it sounded like you knew something about it. So I was desperate to get in touch to see if you can share any leads or information. winky face, the old winky face. And guess what? It worked. Kind of. Emily is 46% on board.

She hasn't agreed to talk to both of us yet on a recording, but she has agreed to meet with Karen in person. I guess she wants to maybe find out first if Karen is a psychopath or something. It could be that she's a little bit on edge from Karen reaching out to her friends to get hold of her. Anyway, the meetup is happening. right now. Right, let's do this. About to go to a coffee shop.

It's my first ever in-person confrontation. Karen's mission, warm up the potential perpetrator, get her on side and convince her to join us for a friendly chat, i.e., an interrogation. I'm looking for a blonde. I reckon she's average night.

how excited oh my god i think that might be her that wasn't her okay about 30 seconds away now whew okay and we are and shearine locates the potential perps would it be all right if i recorded this conversation for the podcast

the answer is no and we cannot risk doing this without Emily's permission. Crossing that line of trust would blow our whole operation. Okay, so I went in with the objective of getting her to agree to be recorded. Did I do that? Yes, I did. When I met her, there was a glint in her eye and her facial expressions said it all to me. I am 100% sure that she has put at least some of these rectal use only stickers on items that we have come across. Success. She's agreed to a recorded call. We were speaking to Emily. The other person that messaged on Facebook that she had that interaction with was Eleanor. And then there's also someone called Leroy who was involved in

that Facebook exchange. So I have a feeling that they all know something. They've all put some stickers on, but we need to establish who the ringleader is. Judging by that twinkle in the eye when I met with Emily, I'm pretty sure that she has a big role in this. But I want you to know that when I met her, I built up the confidence to digitally flash the image of the cucumber at the local supermarket, and that's when her face just broke into a smile and a twinkle. The moment of truth is closing in. In exactly seven minutes, we face Emily. Okay, great. Do you think we should just go straight in with her? Have you ever placed a for rectal use only sticker on an item in chipping Norton? Yes, I think we should say,

hi first. We'll say hello, how are you? All right. Quick question. Did you do this? I think real cops would do an open-ended question. Oh, do you? Is that what you think?

You're quite cocky about interrogation techniques at the moment? Look, I think we both realize, I mean, you even said it in my 360 review, or actually I said it, I did, I am complimented myself. It was quite amazing. It was quite amazing applying actual interrogation strategies. So yeah, I'm cocky, but I deserve to be cocky, I think. Let's just put in the objectives of what we need. I'm getting ready panicky.

She's got a slight medical condition where you can't stress her out, so you've got to be bad cop with an appreciation of a medical condition. So I've got to be a doctor and bed cop at the same time. So maybe I need to say something bad copy and then quickly follow it up with something to bring her heart rate down. Exactly. And remember, we're giving her a spa voucher so she can really relax after this. Maybe I just say I'm about to go bad cop now

because this is my role but I don't want to stress you out what would I have to do to increase your heart rate because I will then avoid that literally just what you just said my heart rate's even gone up the thought of what could be

is way worse than anything that you're going to do for sure shall I try that minimisation thing where I go this is a really funny crime oh I can't be sincere this is that issue with sincerity just just be

don't put that weird voice on. We could also say that for our social media content, Karen had to go around Chipping Norton and film herself putting rectal stickers on things. I'm already a perpetrator. That's really good. So Karen Confession, you did the same thing that she potentially did.

I think that's good. That'll make her feel like she's part of a community of perpetrators. Yeah. Read the room, Lauren. Read the room. Read the digital room. Okay.

She's in the lobby. she's here. Amazing, let's lay her in. Okay. Can you hear me okay? Perfectly, yeah. Okay, Emily. Thank you very much for joining us. I know you've had a nice little coffee with my friend slash assistant Karen here in Chipping Norton the other day. That sounded really lovely. I just want to start off by telling you something interesting and interesting fact about our friend Karen. Karen is a a co-perpetrator of a crime that we're investigating, which we're calling rural rectal rampage. Karen went around chipping Norton the other day

and stuck stickers on various items around the supermarket, the local shop, road signs and things like that that said for rectal use only. So I've become a perpetrator through doing that. Okay, so that is just a fun fact about our friend Karen and just to point out that at least one person in this phone call right now is the perpetrator of the crime that we are investigating. Karen is one person in this group

who has stuck stickers on things for rectal use only. That's exciting. So it's just one of us so far. But the big question is, will there be more of us in this call who have stuck stickers on things? I certainly haven't but it will be interesting to see

if that number goes up from one third of this call to two thirds Emily why do you think we are talking to you today I think you might have some suspicions what would those suspicions be related to some cucumbers

maybe some maybe some other products and some local chipping-knot in shops. Okay, I'm reading between the lines here. I'm not admitting to anything. I don't know what you're on about. I have a strong feeling that you're not just referencing what you have for breakfast this morning, which was a nice slice of cucumbers. Oh, wow, being pregnant, you do have some strange food intakes. Did you eat cucumbers for breakfast this morning? No. So when you are referencing a cucumber, are you referencing a cucumber that you place?

a sticker onto. No comment, officer. Do you think it's time to digitally flash Emily? I think we should digitally flesh her. Oh. Are you ready? Do you want to count me in from three? Three, two, one, flesh. And flash.

Does this post look familiar to you? Yes, officer. So this resonates with you, this post, that you're reading right now. A little bit. Why does it resonate? I think I'm part of the same Facebook group, so I think I've just sent it somewhere before. Can you just describe what we're looking at right now?

This is definitely the cucumber in question, isn't it? With a rectal use only sticker on. Don't forget the denim hot pints. So this was me posting on Spotter Chipping Norton, trying to just, you know, ask for some information, posted that picture of the cucumber that our friend is. Aiden saw in the local supermarket with the sticker on it. And then we scroll down, got some people that are doing weird comments.

And then there comes a comment from you, Emily. And there's just three emojis. And can you describe what those emojis are that you put? Oh, shush, shush. So there's three shush emojis. And then your friend Eleanor responds. And then what does she say? She says, OMG, laughing emoji, laughing emoji, laugh emoji,

Defoe's seen the sticker somewhere else. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. And then do you see what you said here? I didn't realise they'd get so much attention. Sorry, what emojis do I say there? Another shush one. Another shush one and laughing faces.

Emily, I just want to ask you, is what we're reading right now a real confession? Yes. She is the perpetrator. Why did she do? I am the perpetrator of rural, rectal rampage. That sounded like a really unenthusiastic clap there, Lauren. I'm clapping to myself for cracking the case. It was actually me that posted that and also discovered Emily's comments,

so technically I cracked the case. Okay, I'm clapping for both for us. I'm coming from both of us. Not that it's about one-upmanship. We're a team here. Correct. So we've cracked the case, I think. We have got a confession.

Can you just tell us how this came about? Okay. I can show you some stuff as well. For my husband's, I think it was his 29th or 28th birthday. I decided to be naughty and get him just silly presents. So I went online and I found Mr. Inappropriate. On his website you can order different bundles and different things and I ordered the bundle that came with this. Tightweight pusset scented candle.

In those boxes comes with like a load of different things. So there was a few stickers, a few, I've got them somewhere but I don't think I've got it. to handle on now. Yeah. And fridge magnets and just like silly little thing. So there is a fridge magnet of a woman bent over with a flower coming out of her asshole. So sorry, you ordered the scented candle. That was the only thing you actually ordered, but you got an additional freebie.

Yeah, it come with a load of freebies, yeah. And one of those freebies was the for rectal use only stickers. It was indeed, yes. Wow. Okay. Great present, by the way. I feel like, did your husband really appreciate that properly? He did. Yeah, he did. A happy birthday to him back then and for future birthdays while we're on that topic. I don't know why I'm saying that.

So irrelevant. So you got these free stickers. How many did you get in this package? Oh, it must have been like five, six, seven. And then talk to us about how you went from receiving these free stickers to coming up with the idea to use them. so me and my friends we might be nearly 30 but our mental ages probably about 12 to 15 and there isn't very much to do around here as Karen you may know so during the summer holidays we had to come up with our own fun and our own fun was by going around placing these rectal stickers on the most hilarious things we could find we were having like a barbecue and we're just getting some food from aldi so I put them in my purse so, you know, they're access there when we want them sort of thing. Eleanor and Leroy mentioned that we should, yeah, we should do it whilst we were in Aldi. But wait, that is not the supermarket we investigated.

No, well, I do believe that after the first attack, it actually took off and became quite popular. And I do believe that people went and joined in. So I think there is more than just my little group that did it. I think it took off a little bit. People found it funny rather than inappropriate. You had a few stickers, let's say four to six. The first one was on a cucumber in a supermarket that we did not know about. So it was a cucumber?

There was a cucumber definitely involved. Okay, interesting. So the image that we have seen as evidence is in a different supermarket of a cucumber, but you did not do that cucumber? I can't take responsibility for that. On that first time when you went into Aldi and you attacked the cucumbers, who were you with with Leroy and Eleanor? Yes.

It was spare of the moment. It was totally, we were just being silly. Eleanor and Leroy asked if I had the stickers on me and I think I believe it was actually Leroy that started it. He took the stickers off of me and placed it on the cucumber. and then me and Eleanor followed with what we thought could be one-up and in each other and finding the most funniest thing to do it. Do you remember, Emily, which date you did this? Oh, blimey, no.

It was two, three years ago now. It was a while. We need to know if that is before December, 2023 or after? Roughly around that time. But I feel like it then took off after that. So I feel like just before. So you inspired the local residents to continue the prank that you initiated.

I guess so, yeah. If you committed your crime prior to December 2020, the first time it gets posted is in December 20203. That is also on a cucumber. It's a copycat crime. And in a different supermarket, which Aiden them found.

But it would be nice to know. Have you guys ever found any? any more suspects? Definitely. We've got another confession. We can't reveal the details of the case with you, Emily. This is an ongoing investigation. I just did. Okay, Karen, we need to have a chat about processes and confidentiality.

I mean, I may or may not have a whole role of for rectal use only stickers that, but I can't give them to you because otherwise I'll become an accessory to the crime. You're already a perpetrator, though. Right, that's it. Our next date, we are going to B&Ms and we are going to attack that. shop. Emily, do you know a certain someone called Terry? I do. We need to know if you are the one who went into Terry's store and committed the crime there. And I am not really prepared for you saying no comment. I don't think we've ever had that in an interrogation. And I don't

know how to work with that. I don't know what the police do. Because no comment is like a reporter thing. What do reporters do when, anyway, so what I would like to do is I would like some real genuine honesty here, Emily. I'm going to tell you a few items. And I want you to say yes or no to whether or not you placed a sticker on one of these items. So it can be yes, no, I don't know. Okay. It's like crime rule it. Okay. Let's start with an easy one. Cucumber. Yes. Can of Fabriz? No.

Bird food. No. Cactus? Yes. Jar of hot dogs. That's hilarious. No. Gardening tools.

Possibly. I don't know. I feel like that would have been something Leroy would have attacked. He very much into his poles. Dog toy? Yes. Pepperami? No. Okay, I'm a little bit concerned that you are not the perpetrator of the local shop where Terry works.

I don't think I am. She was the one that inspired a ripple effect of this. That's the whole point. We're not saying that she went into that store. It's just like this is the original creative genius that came up with this idea that caught on. Terry is the face of the victims of this crime. Do I owe an apology? Do you know what? I do think that out of all of the people, I think this particular store and Terry are the ones worse affected.

But what I would love is just to get a little sorry card written. If you can just say what you'd like to say in that card, I'll write it and give it to them. Oh, that is sweet. Could you just say it, Dear Terry, and then with the message and we'll write it out for you? Okay, so Dear Terry, sorry, I am not sorry. I do believe I was not the only one. I am not the only one taking responsibility. for this or credit because I don't believe that. I'm sorry that it caught on. I hope it brightened everyone's day and you all got a laugh out of it. Do I have your permission to give that sorry card to Terry on your behalf with some rectal stickers inside it? Oh, please do. That would just 100% show that I am absolutely not sorry and everyone just needs to have a laugh around here.

Can I just say the only thing that's making me seem a little bit dubious about you, just looking at the vibe, is that you seem to be, I think you know more about what Leroy's got up to than you're letting on right now. And I just again would really appreciate a genuine, honest answer. What do you know about Leroy? Just that he likes to do pole-shaped products. Did he message you after going to the store where Terry worked? No, it's a real shame that you guys haven't been able to speak to him.

I'm going to try and convince him today to speak to him because I feel like he knows more that he's not letting on too. I feel like we might need to get access to your cell phone and go back to the messages between you and Leroy in November, 23, just to assess if there's been any communication about this crime. Would you be willing to submit your phone for evidence? Of course. Feels weird to do that.

It feels quite invasive. But we need to speak to Leroy. I have a strong feeling that he is a perpetrator to. I just feel like there's more people that's not just in my group either. I feel like it took off a little bit. It definitely did. You're not solely responsible for every single item that received a sticker, but you are responsible for initiating the ripple effect.

Thank you. I'll take that. And there you have it. A confession from the original Chipping Norton perpetrator. I just love that we found adults. With such a high level of immaturity, I'm so here for that. Yesterday I went to meet a perpetrator and I came back with a friend. Never say that again. You can't use our podcast to increase your social network.

We don't know yet if we'll get the chance to speak to Leroy. But let me tell you something, dear listeners. Leroy is the least of our problems. Because what happens next is something that no one anticipated. Coming up on the finale of rural rectal rampage. Sometimes I slip in a few rectal stickers to an order. Never say just sometimes I slip in and then hesitate. Sorry, but he does slip it in.

The irony is him just slipping it in when it's a rectal insertion crime. It's quite beautiful. It's quite profound. I actually cannot believe that. I feel slightly nauseous with excitement. I can't believe you just sat on the information for like 20 minutes. Do you think there's forgiveness? in your heart. If you think you might get caught

and terrible things might happen, that's where it needs to go. That is absolutely wild. It's the equivalent of a serial killer. This is actually the biggest thing we've done. Eva. These stickers are for you.