Wild Times: Wildlife Education - Captive Orca Released After 50 Years - The Wild Times Ep. 117

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

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Wild Time. Here we go. It is the Wild Times episode number 117. And I'm very excited to announce that we are finally launching our children's show, apparently, according to Patrick's. It's going to be, I'm going to be doing unboxings, little tutorials of how to put things together. I'm going to build things out of blocks.

Yeah, it's going to be good. So this must be the new nursery in your new house. It's chaos. It's chaos in the other room. My office is attached to the room that is the entire house, right? It's all connected. This guy fixing a door. There's a baby eating lunch.

There's a wife on a conference call. Yep. This is good. And you doing a podcast. Perfect. I like the vibe of this room. I got to tell you, I like the lighting in here. I like the colorful nature of it.

It looks really good. It looks like a professional set, no joke. It does. I have a real podcast studio about children's toys. The way you're sitting, too. the corner of the couch with the new mic set up. Even the little sandals under the couch look like they're intentionally placed, but I know I didn't even do that intro.

All right. Well, welcome to the Wild Times podcast. This is the greatest show on YouTube, on the air, anywhere that you consume this type of media. I'm your host, Forrest Galante, the broologist. Joining me from his child's bedroom is Papa P himself, the one and only producer, Patrick DeLucah. Hey, buddy. Hi.

I'm chipper. I feel good. excited for what's going to come in the next 10 minutes here. It's a big announcement. There is a big announcement. Yeah. Stay tuned. If you're, if you usually just tune in for the intro and then tune out. Stay tuned. Oh, shit. And as always, the one, the only, the handsome, the fat tire hatted, Peter Fitzer. What's up? Papa Peter. Hey, what's going on? Happy to be here. Not as chipper as Pat. Packing for a trip. It's probably only worse than packing for moving. I do like also how the logo in the top corner of our show fits in.

It looks like it's part of the room. Yeah. Part of the room. Happy to be here. Cheers. So we're recording this at 2 p.m. You're drinking your fat tire. And I'm also a double-thirstie. I poured mine into like a hydroflask. It's empty now. But just to feel fancy. Yeah, just to be a little fancy. It's nice.

Fancy, fancy. I stick with the cans because I'm from Chicago. That's what we do. PBR and fat tire. What were you saying, Pat? I just like the vibes today, man. Like everyone's having a, having a beer, 2 p.m. in the afternoon. Your wife doesn't allow you to have a beer in the new studio, does she? To soil that child's room with alcohol.

I'll tell you the truth. I'm ragefully jealous because I ran out of fat tire. Oh, no. That's terrible. Here's a problem. Here's the problem, dude. They changed the recipe. And now they're so fucking easy to drink.

It's true. It's true. I end up drinking all six of them in one sitting. Yeah, they go down to very easily. All right. So I think we should just get right into it. We said we have a big announcement. We really do.

This is pretty exciting. Let's bring on our very special guest to tell us what he's got coming up for the wild times. There he is. Cookie. The one and the only. The one and only cookie, lucky. How are you, big guy? I'm all right.

How are you? Yeah. Really? Great. Yeah. Well, here's, yeah, you look well. You look, did you get some sun? Yeah, you know, like, the sun's coming out in the UK today.

It's wicked. Good. First day ever. So, we're in all of history. People are asking us, we need more content. We need more content. You know, you guys need to put out more stuff. Right?

Right. So what are we doing? We're putting out more stuff. Boom. Oh, yeah. Come. is watching his very own podcast under the Wild Times channel. Yeah.

I don't know if we have the laughing sounds. I don't know if this is like a late night talk show where they inject the clapping sounds. The golf clap is really nice. So I don't think we even need your effect. What would be your walk up music, Cookie, if you were walking out to have a common call. Steve Austin. Bang, straight away.

Wow. Yeah. I like it. What would be yours? What would your guys be real quick? dog leg. If you're walking out for a UFC fight, what's the song that you're like? Everybody's thought about this.

Won't you be my neighbor? Ab. What's yours? I have to think about mine for a second. I would go paint it black, Rolling Stone. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Not good. What should be my neighbor really fuck with somebody mentally?

Fuck up the opponent, yeah. I'm just going to do something by Miley Cyrus. I feel like that's very confusing. Party in the USA. Yeah, party in the USA. say and people are just like, right, what is he doing? You need to come out in a speedo, a working flag. I absolutely would.

So, Cookie, tell us about your brand new podcast, Animal Anomalies. So we're a UK-based podcast, but we don't limit ourselves just there. We talk about a wide range of things like the Thalasene. Obviously, we've got to be talking about that. The Fiordland Moose as well. Great white sharks and are they in the UK waters? And there's a whole host of different stuff as well. So definitely people are really,

interested in this, definitely come and have a listen. So basically, that's a big thing. Anomalies are a big thing, right? Everybody thinks of wildlife and they, they sort of put it into a box. Oh, crocodiles are only here. Sharks are only here. There's no way we could ever see this creature in this location or acting this way. And you're diving, you're deep diving into those anomalies, those things that lead to legend,

lore, cryptids, all of it. Yeah, for sure. Like you said, it's a real interesting thing for people. And like, it's something I absolutely adore. I love looking into it. Like I said, we don't stop at the UK. We talk about USA, France, Australia. There's a whole host of different countries we talk about

and the things that you can find there that just shouldn't be there. And yeah, it's all pretty cool. Nice. Worldwide, baby. What does animal anomalies mean? It's that you're tackling the weird stuff. What are you tackling? Yes, animal anomalies is a show that I do on my YouTube channel.

Looking at the weird and wonderful of the UK, the rare, the elusive, the things that shouldn't be there. So recently I've found wallaby. in England. Actually, I'm going to blow my own trumpet here. I'm the first person to ever document wallabies breeding in England. Really? Wow. Wow.

That's huge. Nice. Congrats. Yeah, it's bad. I think that's good. It's not a good thing. I don't know. They're quite cute, though, isn't it? Very. Very. Definitely. I get the sense. I've seen the first animal anomalies. I'll tell you what it is.

it's a cross between it's like someone took the wild times took the original ricky jervais podcast and smashed them together into a new podcast that's really british you're just stereotyped yeah they both say stuff like all right they both say that call it's great it's very funny it's funny packed full of info packed full of intrigue and mystery look comicals argumentative a little bit Things getting fiery. It does get a bit chelty. Oh, for sure, for sure. It kick off.

It does. A few points, it gets a bit heated. I can't lie. That's, that's what I want to hear. I want to hear Brits getting into it because it's so charming. It really is. I don't know, you know. I don't know.

Like, it's one of those things where I just feel like it's, it can get a bit rude, you know. You always think that we're a bit regal and that, but there's a bit of like a bit. Do you know what a Chavis? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Nope. Oh, you don't. Shut up. Hold on, Cookie. A job. You shut up. You do not. What's a chap?

When you call somebody, I'd say it's two steps down from calling somebody a is that. Is that, is that? I mean, in this country, that's like, that's a compliment. We can only say that because there's a, it's now a British podcast. Cookie, let me ask you a question. On your podcast, do you talk into the mic or do you just leave it off to the side there? No, I do. I'm quite, to it fully in there. Do me a favor. Pull that mic over into your face.

This is a problem we have with all these stars, all the A-list talent that comes on the show. They can't talk into the goddamn microphone. Sorry about that. There you guys. I'm not having technical difficulty. It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry about the P filter. We just fuck the P filter.

Well, this is exciting, Cookie. Well, what else? When does the podcast launch? I know it's on our channel. I know the answer. This is more just like us building it up. Tell us when it comes to the air. Tomorrow, after this, you know, I know. I'm flying with it.

Nice. That's an extra hour of content coming tomorrow. The thing that the viewers don't know is that Kyle's sending little notes in the chat and Forrest is talking to the notes in the chat. So it's like confused. It's given away the secret. Forrest, this is airing on May 2nd after our podcast. So we can.

come out on Mondays, the following Tuesday. So every other week, you're going to get a new animal anomalies. UK humor, but they're tackling issues from around the globe. They're not just sticking to the UK. Very seriously as well. Do you take the piss out of Neil Waters at all in your thylacine episode? I tried to stay clear of it. And I didn't, you know, I didn't go in. I didn't go in. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to stoop to a level, you know. He's going to be so upset if he ever finds out that you are now podcasting with us and we're all happy about it. He's like what trolls our channel.

Like he definitely will. He'll be bouncing off the walls. Oh, I love it. Tell us about your co-hosts. How's the structure of your show work? Tell us a little bit more. Give us a teaser before we roll the sneak peek. Oh, so basically I just grabbed these two people

off the street, got them in and then crack them on with it. Yeah. Nice. A couple grocery store baggers. That's basically what we did. I mean, essentially. Yeah. Now, I've got to be nice to him. Jacob, he's a photographer, aspiring photographer. He's a really good kid. He's doing really well for himself. And then the other person is my sister. Can't lie. She doesn't know a lot about wildlife. But hopefully that adds a bit of humor. She's the me of your podcast. Exactly. Hopefully she's funny and charming. So it's the exact same format. It's one person who knows a lot. One person who knows a medium amount and one buffoon.

exactly we all need them you know we all need them the problem the problem too is here's i feel bad for not your sister because you guys have known each other the longest so i'm sure you're just taking the piss out of the carl pilkington of the podcast which is me in this case as forest and pat have known each other the longest it's a good dynamic it makes for good chemistry the third person it really like affects them mentally and they need therapy but you would be Unfortunately, you make so much money doing free podcasts that you can afford that therapy in no time flat. Fat tire. Helping me with my therapy.

All right. So, Cookie, you've got a little, we've got a little tease, a little promo for animal anomalies. Let's watch it. Roll it, Kyle. So we're in this, like, it's like a caravan park on the beach, right? And this casseroa is, like, looking around for food, like, because they eat, like, apples hole and stuff, right? just swallow an apple and yeah

and this thing's bigger this way bigger the cask is bigger it's about five an hour feet tall it's massive and it's walking around we're within like three or four metres of it

and I'm nervous anyway but Katie who I'm with decides to pull this thing out of the pocket it's a moisturising cream for like insects insect repellent sort of thing because we're getting bitten alive by mosquitoes and sandflies and that sort of stuff Anyway, she pops the lid, literally like, like that.

And this thing, I swear to God, it's sidon, it just goes, stares at us, and I'm like, oh no, Kate, what have you done? Like, what have you done? This thing is staring at us. And honestly, like a T-Rex in Jurassic Park, it, like, it's like bounding, plod, plod, plod, sort of thing right towards us. It gets, and I mean, like, we're swearing up to it right now. Like, me and you, as far as, like, the way we are,

this is it. We're swearing up to it and I'm like, oh my God. So I get Katie behind me, I get in front of it, getting all big and I remember this Steve Irwin thing. I can't remember what it was, but he was in Africa to do with cheaters.

But he said, like to scare stuff like this, you've got to get big and you've got to make a noise. So in my head I'm thinking this and I'm like nervous, I'm shaking. I'm like, oh my God. And then I'm like, Steve Irwin. So I raise my arms up slowly and I go,

and I swear to God, this thing, it just sort of looks to me, but what are you doing? And it was like, all right, and it just carries on its day, but I swear to go out in that moment, I thought, I might have to scrap a Caswareia.

Well, that is awesome, Cookie, and I'm excited. I mean, here's the thing. I'll be honest, I don't watch this show because it's ridiculous, and I've lived it, but I'm going to start watching yours

because that looks way more entertaining than us. So, uh, good job, bud. It's pretty exciting. Erring, uh,

the very first one airing tomorrow, May 2nd. It'll be every other Tuesday from here on out. Stay tuned. And thank you for all the work. Yeah, dude. Put into it. I know there's a lot of work. Thanks for having me, guys. I really appreciate it. Absolutely. Later, you shy, brother. Animal anomaly. Hey, brosters, thank you for being loyal subscribers. We appreciate everything that you do.

And now we have a membership offer for you. I think you can get ad-free episodes, I heard. That's pretty big. Ad-free's big. But you can also get your comments. looked at so we don't have to sift through the millions. How do you do that? Is there some sort of badge system? There's a badge system, a loyalty badge. Boom. Shows up next to your name in the comments.

Boom. We read the comment. All this badge talks make, I'm going to go into the badge store. He's going to get a badger. He's going to buy one. He's going to buy one. He did a fake leave. I assumed Kyle would know that.

On the motion. All right, let's cut now. That's our ad. All right. Well, that's going to be exciting. I'm excited for that. Yeah. Always baby. I mean, dude, it is exciting to me that this little stupid experiment that was audio only in Forest Garage three years ago, 2020 beginning of the pandemic is evolving

into, you know, first of all, just with the fans and everything, 300K plus on YouTube and now bringing on somebody underneath, under the, under the brand, which was like the goal from the get-go is to start an animal community talking about conservation, wildlife, adventure. Yeah, I mean, if you think about the very beginning, the three of us sitting at baby blues, which is long since closed restaurant, eating some barbecue, drinking some drinks. And I know I've told this, but Forrest and I having just gotten our, you know, 80th round of soul crushing notes from a TV thing where we ultimately were like, man, we're not getting to tell the story we want to tell.

And we're like, let's just start a podcast. And we can be the arbiters of what stories are told because nobody gets to tell us. And now cookies coming on. BTGs, he is going to be bringing out semi-indestructible. He broke his back. So he's been horrifically laid up on Pinkiller. Hence the title, by the way, semi-indestructible. Yeah.

He literally, and Browsners don't know this. I don't know if he was going to tell it on his show, but he broke his back while recording his first few episodes and is fine. I mean, he's not fine, but he's not in a wheelchair. You know, he's recovering. Give him some love if you follow him on, if you follow Tasmania Grizzly on social media, he's, uh, yeah, he's not happy about that is the worst. He just had another kid.

He's got two kids. He's got a broken back, but he's still, he's still picking away at his, uh, his show to come out on us. Again, just fucking incredible, man. I love this community. All right. Well, speaking of community, speaking of our podcast, I have a good. game. A new game. You got a game. Pat's the game guy. Yeah. No, no. I got this guy's got a game.

Would you like to hear it? Would you like to hear about it? He's got a game. No game, but he's got a game. It's an all new game. Okay. All right. This is very trendy. I'm in the game room. Yeah, you are in the game. This is very trendy for the, for the for the listeners, you're probably going to want to come over to the YouTube and peep. And if not, we'll do our best to describe it. But welcome to our all new probably one off game before we get canceled. Smash or pass. I mean, I got an idea of what it's about. It's very trendy. I've been seen it on social media.

That's why I wanted to do it. And so here's what we're going to do. It's very simple. It's very topical at the moment. We're going to pull up a picture of a girl, whether she's pretty, whether she's ugly, it doesn't really matter. And we're going to say whether we'd smash or pass. Cut.

It's that simple. Cut. This is not Harry. No, we're doing it. Peter, we're doing it. This is so bad. We should not do this. We're doing it.

We are doing it. It's definitely going to be like an orangutan. Kyle, pull up the first image. Kyle, pull up the first image. All right. What do you think of this young lady? I don't judge people by looks. I'd have to get to know her.

Oh, come on. I can tell you right now that that's like, that's like one of those lifelike dolls that somebody bought. That's AI. Just, just answer the question. Yes, we blew his, we blew his cover. No, you're good. You're good.

You're good. You just keep playing. Okay. Peter. I, I mean, if I wasn't married, I'd probably, take her out of a nice date. If you're not married, okay. Go ahead. Probably take her on a nice date and then maybe smash. We got, we got, we got three for smash. Let's move on. Next, next image. All right. This young lady. I'm saying smash to everything.

I don't feel comfortable here. I'm so uncomfortable, but I'm still going to say pass. Okay. That's probably for the best. Kyle, let's pull up the third and final gal for our test here, shall we? All right. How about this young lady? I know what's, I know what you did. I know what you did. These are amalgamations of us. I passed them myself, man. I'm so glad it lasted as long as it did.

Kyle, for the viewers, pull up the, uh, the OGs, would you? All right. So here we go, ladies and gentlemen. I found this stupid AI thing that's so trendy online and put images of each of us to turn us into girls. Mine's intentionally ugly. Look at the blurred mouth. The eyes are beautiful.

It's the best I could get. I could guess. Now, the fact of the blurred mouth, dude, go back. This is bullshit. I'm, dude, the mouth makes it look like I have some weird mouth thing.

If the mouth was better, I wouldn't have you, okay? It's not the mouth that's making it. It's the mouth. You're heinous. Go to Pat. Dude,

go to Pat. Are you kidding? Look at you. You clearly still look like a man. She's got resting bitch face. That's for sure. Look at her arms in her hands. So masculine.

Crack a fucking lobster. Let me see Forrest again. You guys were so uncomfortable. That's the best part of this. This is ridiculous. He literally went like high quality. Like he sent this one into a real high quality one and then me into like the ugly version and you're like like a mediocre.

There is no ugly or pretty often. You just put it in the thing and it spits out a girl. Well, this is probably why he's the zealous celebrity and we're the onus celebrities. I got to say I'm stunning as a woman. It's not true. you're horrid. If you are only listening, you're going to have to come and watch this. My whole goal was just to hear Patrick and Peter say how hot they thought themselves were as women. I passed on myself. You did. You did. If I was being honest, I would have passed on you too.

If I was masturbating in a mirror, I probably wouldn't be able to get it up. So before we move on completely of me trying to sink you guys ships, we did, I did have one more thing to show you from the exact same AI art generator. Kyle mixed. No, it's nicer. It's nicer. Kyle, pull it up if you would. This is, uh, it's a look at us 50, 30 years in the future. Oh my God. My God. Oof. Oh my God. Again, not something that I can control. You just hit make it all. I mean, by the way, 50 years though. Like we're talking, we're talking 90. So that's pretty good. I said I meant 30 years regardless. Regardless. Regardless. If I look like that when I'm 60, I'll, I will lend it. Can you zoom in on Pat's eyes? Those bags are like his face is melting off. Apparently it knows about my diet. It's like, yeah, he's not going to look good.

I just like a fat trucker. Forrest, is that based off your action? Is that your face? Literally, it's like just a thing you put it in. You're like, turn it old, turn it woman, turn it, man, whatever. And this is what it does. That's Santa Claus from the Santa Claus movie. I know.

I know very much. What a nightmare. I ate this. I might walk off the show. Like, I'm really just, I got to think about this for a while. I've got it. I've got a game that I want to play. All right.

I love games. It's not, it's the best part of my day, all these games. It's not a new one. It's an old game. Let's have it, baby. Oh, good. It's called Animal Mysteries. Ooh.

Been a while. It has. I really want to get Forrest's brain on this. and Peter's layman approach. Can we? We must. We must. All right.

This takes place August 27th, 2013. Okay. So we're just north of Las Vegas, New Mexico, which is up in the mountains, right? High elevation. A hunter walks into a clearing to find one over 100 elk

all very close together laying dead. First thoughts A hundred elk dead Where was he? What did you say? In the mountains of New Mexico New Mexico

Poison some kind of poison Okay I'm gonna go Poison but some kind of like Some kind of gas From an illegally parked fracking machine Okay I'm gonna keep going

Yeah what's the problem Nothing nothing You'll find out why Okay from the scatter pattern it looks like they all basically dropped dead at more or less the exact same time. Okay, so no lightning strike, you know. So tissue samples are taken. They showed no sign of the usual suspects poison-wise, like anthrax, botulism, epizuotic, hemorrhagic

disease. So they start looking at water sources nearby. Are there toxic plants, fertilizer contamination? Nothing. Okay. Hmm. So you still think it poison forest? I mean, no, not after that analysis,

because that basically just covered everything I was thinking. Let's get another guess here. I think it's a good, we can reassess our guesses, because I definitely know what it is now. You do, do you? Go ahead. What is it now? What is it now, Peter?

Dude, it's obviously aliens. There's zero question. Well, you'll be delighted to find out that there's no cause for death is determined in time, passing by, wild ideas start to come forth, including that it's UFO related. Of course it is. Yeah. All right. So finally, after a month, New Mexico Fish and Game makes an announcement.

They solved it with circumstantial evidence, though. Wow. So this is interesting. Would you like to know what they said it was? I would. Very much so. Yes. They said that in a drinking trough on a property nearby,

that they found something called anabina, I'm pronouncing it wrong. It's a type of blue green algae. Blue green algae, yep. That's byproducts of the toxin that can cause death within four to 12 hours of consuming. So what they're saying is

these animals passed by, stopped at this small drinking trough, waited in a neat orderly line, all drank from the same trough, and then all died within five minutes of each other, even though it ranges from four to 12 hours. this is the official explanation. I would like to know what you think about that.

This is important, actually. And I'd like this is really good for people, especially if you live, well, anywhere in the U.S., but especially in the Western United States, this is really, really significant. And I'll tell you a little personal story about this. Buddy of mine went down to Baja,

picked up like a Baja street mutt. It's like a popular thing in Southern California. You go to Baja, you find yourself a dumpster dog, and you bring him home and take care of them. I tried to do it. my wife shut that down immediately. Well, yeah, you already brought home a small horse. That's right. Yeah, they're cute. You know, you find this puppy, he's eating garbage and you want to bring him home, help them out. My buddy goes down. He does that, right? He brings back this dog.

This dog is awesome. I think the dog's name was Charlie, but no, that's your dog. No, no, no, it wasn't Charlie. What was it? Something like that. But it doesn't matter. This dog was awesome. He, like, grew up to be this, like, big, healthy, robust outdoorsy dog would go hiking all the time with my buddy and um and one day my buddy takes him on a hike dog because the healthiest can be running around being a dog two days later not even like the next day dog drops dead just stone cold dead absolutely as healthy as can be takes it in for an autopsy midsummer he's out hiking the dog goes and drinks from a stagnant puddle and it's got the same blue green algae it does not matter wow if you have a kid a dog you're in

an elk, this stuff is seriously toxic. And I worry about it because my son goes and plays in the creek all the time. And, you know, later in the summer, the creek ends up being real dry and algae filled and puddly. And he puts it in his mouth and everything else. So what do I think about this? Everybody needs to be very aware of it. I'm not saying be super nervous. But if you're out on a trail in the western United States and there is stagnant freestanding water, meaning a water source that's not attached to anything else where that algae could potentially grow because the water's not flowing. Don't let your dog drinking it. Don't try and filter and drink it. Don't splash it on your face. Just leave it alone. If it can kill a 300 pound elk or bigger 500 pound elk, it can

definitely kill you. Interesting. Good advice. Okay. Horrible picture. A dog swimming in a pond, a swamp of blue green algae. Okay. But that's great info. But does it make sense that this small trough designed for a few pigs that a hundred plus elk would have all drank from the same trough and then died within five minutes of each other? That's a little suspect. I would think that it's much more likely that the blue-green algae was taking place in a variety or was coming from a variety of puddles in the area and that, you know, they didn't all line up, drink together and drop dead at the same time. But the question is, wouldn't they have found that in the autopsy of the animals when they were trying to figure this out?

I don't know. I don't know. It would have been undetectable, I think, or they didn't test the tissue. No, no. See, I'm poking holes in this because they found it in forest friend's dog. They did. See, the mystery is unsolved. They're just saying that as the official thing because I'm telling you right now, 100 elk, this is aliens. Well, no, but here's a little bit of intrigue that I found fascinating. So this part of New Mexico has awarded the most natural gas fracking contract. Oh, no way.

So Peter's thing. That's why you were like shocked when he said it. Oh, dude. And they found contaminated drinking water of humans drinking water in the area. And a politician proposed not even to get rid of the contracts they'd already given, but was like, we need to like pause how many of these fracking contracts were putting out like the water's up fucked up and it didn't even get enough support to make it for a vote. Oh, wow.

Because there's so much money changing hands on this natural gas fracking in New Mexico. So a lot of locals there think that Peter might have guessed it right off the bat, that there could be some fracking chemicals or something like that and it got swept under the rug. A little conspiracy, maybe. Listen, weigh in in the comments what you think it is. Take a peek. We'll put a link in the description because honestly, This shit's fucked up.

A hundred moose. And Forrest literally, his friend had the autopsy. I'm sorry, elk had the autopsy and was detectable. We've just poked a major hole in this investigation that has not been stated in public yet. It is interesting. And especially as someone who's not, you know, like I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy. I know you are, Peter, but like I'm just not into that stuff, right? But I do think that is the kind of thing that would be swept under the rug immediately.

100%. It's just like, well, I don't really sort of shoot, you know, well, I don't really lean into that and think like, oh, this, all these conspiracies are taking place all the time. The government's trying to trick us all the time. A massive fracking operation that's well funded that releases some gas and kills a herd of elk, I absolutely believe that that, you know, mining organization would pay anybody, million, $100 million, $50 million, whatever, dollars to make it go away. And especially when you're, when you work at, you know, the DNR, the Department of Natural Resources and you make $60,000 a year,

some guy comes along and says, hey, when you do your autopsy, make sure that that, uh, that says blue, green algae, here's $50 million. You're telling me, I don't care who you are. You're not going to take that. I take it. I'll, I'll take that bribe and I'll tell you why, because I'll put that $50 million dollars into conservation use. I will absolutely figure out, well, maybe not, because I guess they're fracking. So maybe should have. shut them down. No, but I mean, you get my point, right? Like, you're taking that. You're not walking away from that. And by the way, that it's, that it's correct. But the suspicion that's out there, especially considering the evidence you released at the end of the mystery, that other water supply

has been contaminated. Yes. I think people should be looking more into this. And by the way, that that, that employee that makes, as you said, 60 or 80,000 dollars a year, it's not, you don't need 50 million dollars. No. You know, 50 grand in cash that just fell off. the truck. For sure. A long way. Totally. Exactly.

Not to mention like if local politicians are like, they're looking at it, they're like, okay, if we come out and say that they drank fracking fluid, that's going to cause massive public outcry. Right. And put a stop to this, this pipeline of cash that's coming into the state and into our pockets directly in kickbacks. Right. And the animal behavior for us, I mean, it's just frankly, from what I'm hearing, they would not

line up. A hundred elk wouldn't line up. and take sips out of a small troth. And that's what they put in the paper as the official explanation. Not only that, Peter, but a dog that's been raised in a house that's out on a hike that goes hiking a few times a week will absolutely drink from a puddle. You know, they're thirsty. They're going to drink from a puddle. They're going home to eat their Perina dog chow and their ebion water.

A herd of elk, well, I don't know that there's any science behind the statement I'm about to make. I strongly believe this is more knowledgeable than that. These animals live out in the New Mexican desert. They don't go around drinking from puddles that have blue-green algae. You've never heard of this happening before. We've never heard of it happening since. You haven't heard of it happening with three animals that tasted it went, and dropped dead or sniffed it and went something's up because they have an insane sense

of smell. Instead, we're talking about a hundred plus animals that had no idea. I mean, that's pretty suspect. Like, I like to think, I like to think the. I like to think that these animals are more aware, whether it's conscious or subconscious, than to be drinking out of stagnant puddles or troughs or whatever it is that is undeniably contaminated with a life-threatening thing. Oh, dude, I just think they are.

Felines will not drink out of stagnant. Feral cats don't even drink out of stagnant water. Right. Only domesticated cats. Right. Mine won't. Right. It doesn't.

We'll not drink out of, it has to be running water. So I have fucking three fountains in the house, but mostly just drinks the filtered tap. It's pretty infuriating, dude, how stupid they think that people are. And honestly, like, listen, if I would have read the story, I would have just passed it up. I would have read the headline in the summary and I would have just been like, whatever. But it's like you could easily say, okay, well, hey, I want you to do an experiment with an elk and give it a dish of like the inner algae that won't actually affect it or whatever. And see if it would even drink it, you know?

That's a good idea. We need cookie to get on this. This is an anomaly right here. And then you get immediately going to jam your finger. sound it's throughout you get back up give it some epicatat or whatever that shit is that makes you puke hey guys if you're enjoying it whoops one more time guys if you like the wild times check us out on patreon we put out four extra podcasts per month that's one commute a week that you're just going to be laughing and learning the whole time in the car let me do do something else this is the late night

content stuff that we we can't show on on youtube because they'll kick us off youtube it's the of podcasts. Uncensored, raw dog. It's the cinemax of podcasts. Check it out. Link right here. Patrick, do you remember when we were in Louisiana

and I wanted to catch that? I think it was one, it wasn't even one of our first. I don't know why I'd lie about that. It was like our 700th cotton mouth. Yeah. And it was in neck. I don't know why I'd lie about that.

Well, because I wasn't going to lie about it, but I was trying to make myself feel better by saying it was the first cotton mouth, but we saw so many cotton mouths when we were in Louisiana. And this was arguably like the 50th plus cotton mouth. And we were like in the middle of a scene and I went diving into the swamp to catch it. Yes. Yeah.

Do you remember the color of that water and what it looked like? Yeah, it looked like someone puked up pea soup. Yeah. I wish we had that, I wish we had that clip because I just went flying into this puddle of blue green algae to catch this cotton mouth. Oh, look, Kyle's found the, uh, found the, found the, found the, found the, still from it. But, yeah.

Dude. That was fucking yuck. In the Louisiana blue green algae swamp. You're how happy you are. I am happy. I'm real happy there. What's that? What's that necklace you got on?

I see that in all these, like, pictures that I see of you on the internet whenever I have, yeah, what's up with that? What is a yummy, yummy, yummy yummy.

It's a yummy yummy, yummy, this is Naomi, yummy, yeah. I know nomi, num, num, but what is it? What's a nominami nom.

Actually, Kyle, this is pretty cool. Pull it up, please. Google Nyami, yami, So the Niami Nami Nami is an African river god from Zimbabwe where I'm from. And there's an old legend, right? And I'll explain it a little bit.

But there's an old legend. So that's Lake Kariba. Actually, pull up the fourth picture over there where you see the dam wall in the background. At the time that this dam was made, Peter, it was the largest man-made dam in the world. And it dam the mighty Zambezi River, one of the great rivers in the entire, like, world. And so the mythology behind it is the male and female were trapped on, either side of the dam when the wall was made. And so there's a male and a female river god, yami, yami. And so one day, he will break down the dam wall and rejoin her. And when he does,

hundreds of thousands of people will die because they live along the lower part of the Zambezi River. So you're wearing a idol that represents like the death of hundreds of thousands. Stand by. All right. Stand by. Stand by. Now, two things that are very interesting about that. One is that the dam immediately after being built formed cracks in it and is slowly cracking every year. And it will eventually explode. Okay.

Two, the Niami Nami Nami is a symbol of good luck and it's a protector. So before the dam was built, it was a protector of the people. It used to look after the people and would protect them from the crocodiles and the hippos and all the things in the area. And so I wear it, and I have done ever since I was 14, for the protection. And if you look closely, it might be better if Kyle pulls up a picture. It has the body of a snake and the head of a fish. And that's what the yummy, yami, yummy river God looks like. Okay. Yeah. And it's worked so far. Still here. Still here, baby. And the dam is still there. So the dam still that for now, for now,

it's cracking. It's, it's an interesting dichotomy or duality or whatever you want to call it. So it's, it's like this this god is there to protect but at the same time release well until until you until you messed up his home they were there they were protecting the people and then when the dam was built that angered the god but it's still a symbol of protection um so yeah but he will one day break down that dam will you still wear it if the dam ever bursts absolutely okay still my protector and i've worn it every day so that's 14 the only time i take it off is for a rugby game Damn, every time, every day since you've been 14. And that's most of the time that you get injured is during rugby when you're not wearing it.

I get injured, but I can't wear it in a rugby game. I'm a little disappointed that it didn't protect us when we were doing the Taco Bell tasting, available on Patreon, when I dropped the Taco Bell bag. That's true. Come on. It doesn't stop you. It doesn't keep you from doing dumb things. It just protects you from physical harm.

It wasn't dumb. I didn't drop it. It ripped open. That's pure Nami-Nami. That shot was phenomenal. where the bag just bears as you're walking down the alley. You can find that shot. It's a classic.

We don't talk about it enough. You wide enough? Look good. Get all that. Can we do a little what's in the news? Yes. What's in the news? It's been a while.

I love this story. I wanted to get your take on it. God, he's so relaxed in that room. I feel great. I feel great. I'm mad that I drank all my people. entire last night. Lolita, the second oldest orca in captivity at the ripe age of 57 years old is set to be released.

She has been in captivity for 50 years at Miami's Sea Quarium. Yep. She spent 50 years in captivity getting released at age 57. What do we think of this? I think it's great. It's interesting. Where are they moving her to? I saw the headline, but I didn't read the news article.

Do you know where she's being released? Yes. She is getting released. Hang on. I did see it. It's okay. Yeah. Let me find it.

In the Pacific Northwest, Kyle says. So it'll be, you know, Washington, Oregon, somewhere up there. Where she was captured, by the way, and off the coast of Washington in 1970. Okay. So there is a phenomenal book. I was trying to see if it's on my bookshelf over here. Nope, I don't see it. by Alexander Mortensen called Listening to Wales.

Maybe Kyle can pull it up. This is a plug for her book. This is a fantastic book called Listening to Wales, Alexander Mortensen. She is a scientist who studied, she moved up to the Pacific Northwest, lived on a sailboat, lived in the super remote area of islands, and studied orcas. And before that, she worked at like the LAC world thing that was there before they shut that down. There's a whole thing. The reason I bring this up is she found that, and we've talked about this before,

four loosely. Each of these orcas, first of all, they're incredibly intelligent. They have lifelong memories and they speak their own languages, right? So the fact that Lolita is being returned to the area in which she was captured, whether she's a transient or a resident, I don't know the answer to that, but she will be put back. It's as if you were captured from North America, put into a zoo for 30 years, and then let back go in North America as opposed to being dumped in the middle of the Sahara Desert in Africa, right? It's where you'd be like, okay, I don't know anybody here. I don't speak the language.

I don't recognize the environment. Lolita will actually be reintroduced to a place where she understands and knows the language, the environment, so on and so forth. So it's wonderful. It's great. Honestly, it's quite, it'll be, I bet it'll be extremely emotional for that orca. And you think, and they're going to, I mean, I'm sure they're obviously going to track her and, you know, track how well.

well she's doing and integrating into the, into the natural environment. Well, does she have any chance of being accepted into a pod? Like, will she join a pod or just be rogue? You know, that's hard to say. I think, look, orcas are insane animals. Like, there was,

there was a orca mother that went basically nuts to the point that she adopted. She killed the mother of a gray whale and, and took the orphan baby because she needed her own baby, right? So they do insane things. It is sort of next level when it comes to, just behavioral things. But my point being, I don't know.

I think that she'll probably get accepted into a pod. I think she'll be probably a social weirdo, right? Because they are very social animals. She's just spent 50 years in isolation only communicating with people. Like she'll probably be a weirdo. But I imagine that they're an accepting group of animals and that they probably will bring her in. Do you think that her ability to communicate with other whales is going to be like profoundly underdeveloped?

Yes, I do. I think because after spending 50 years in captivity, not voicing that, it's like not talking to another human for that length of time of your life, right? You would forget words, you'd forget how to compose sentences. You wouldn't forget everything,

but you'd lose the majority of it. I know when I go back to Zimbabwe, my Shana, which I spoke very fluently when I was a kid, is abominable. Like I can barely understand it and barely string the words together. And I was, but you're not smarter than an orca. No, I'm not, but my, but I don't practice it.

I speak in, you know, for two weeks every five years, barely. It comes back quickly, though, and I'm sure that would be the same for the orca. I don't know. I'm a little, I'm a little like kind of torn on it because it's like, it's like, you know, it's been so long. And now you're kind of kind of thrown her back, whether or not, of course, like, it's the best case scenario, putting her back where she came from. But it's like, well, do they do they do this often?

It's the best case scenario for humans to feel good about something, right? I don't know that it's necessarily. It's hard to say, is it the best case scenario for the orca? We don't know. Would she not fare better staying in captivity at this point? Again, this is a human anthropomorphized thing, right? These are human beings saying, in order to make ourselves feel good, we're going to release this orca, which is going to be so great for her.

I think big picture, an orca in the wild is a happier orca than an orca in captivity, even if she's become used to the captivity. So overall, I think it's a good thing. I mean, I'm sure there are people that have put some research into this that would have answers. But it's just, you know, it is kind of funny because you're going to take basically a domestic house cat and throw it out in the African Savannah. It's pretty wild. She was captured off the coast of Washington near Whidbey Island in 1970. And I guess what's considered like the most controversial orcahast.

capture ever. They captured 80 orcas in one go that became domesticated. And I will add, the pool that she's in in the Miami's Aquarium is the largest, is the smallest pool with an orca in it in all of North America. So she's been in a

tiny enclosure. That's terrible. How old, what's the, what's the life span? How much longer will she live? I think they lived about 70. I mean, maybe Cal can double check out. 75 years. I've heard. It's such, it's definitely an interesting scenario all around.

What happened to your beard? What happened to your throat there? I got a little frog in it. Take a sip. Take a sip for your fat tire. Hold on. I'll be right back. I'll go get a new one. There you go.

50 to 90 years, Orcas can live. That's a long time. All right. Well, I think overall it's a good thing. I think that we have probably seen the end of orcas in captivity. I just don't think that that's coming back in human history.

Like now that we have a better understanding of their intellect and we understand more about their behavior and with all the animal welfare and animal rights groups, I just think I think we've basically seen the end of arcas in captivity. So I will say this. I am not anti-Seaworld. I'm not one of those people that doesn't support those organizations. I think zoos and sea world and places like that, while they absolutely do at times exploit animals, they are also filled with people that passionately care about wildlife. That's why they work at zoos and aquariums and places like that. And I think if you're not someone who's ever going to go, where is Lolita? What aquarium is that?

Miami, see Aquarium. Okay. If you live in Miami, go and see Lolita. Because if you're never going to make it to the Pacific Northwest or somewhere that has orcas, this might be your only opportunity to personally connect with an orca. So I encourage you to go and see her before she's gone because, well, I don't support keeping orcas. I do support people connecting intimately.

with wild animals. Absolutely. Love that. That's a really good way to put it. Speaking, this is, I love this, I love this. Speaking of connecting intimately with wild animals, the movie theater in, I think it was Anchorage, had a very interesting patron the other day. Kyle, which I'm pulling up the, pulling up the video?

See what you guys think of this. Somebody. Oh. A moose. That's a moose. There's a moose who just very polite. lightly comes in, watch this, watch this, and helps itself to some popcorn. No.

While the young girl over there texts and takes a photo of the moose in the movie theater. Laughing the entire time, no fear whatsoever. Look at this. Look at them eating popcorn. The moose is just eating popcorn in the theater. I love this. Oh my buttered popcorn all that. Look at the guy standing down the hall.

Wait, people have zero fear of this. I can see this for longer. Isn't this great? Kyle, just let it play. It's so good. I mean, it's a female moose, right? So it doesn't have the antlers. Yeah, probably.

And it looks pretty small. It's definitely not. So what do you think is running through the guy in Black's head, Pat, that walked out and saw the moose? He's probably seen plenty of moose in his day. It's a baby. Okay, still, that thing's like four or five hundred. That's a big animal. Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe that guy knows a ton about me. He literally just like kind of has arms folded. Like that motherfucker's not coming in for free. Also, they weren't worried about it because he had popcorn, you know? Nobody's mad when they're eating popcorn at the movie. Have you ever been to a movie and had a big bowl of buttery popcorn and been in a bad mood? No, you have no.

Not since I learned the trick. The trick being? Dude, are you talking about the thing where you cut a hole in the bottom? No, no, no. No, this is real a little joy for brothers. Okay. Oh, here we go. You guys don't know the popcorn trick?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's set this up. Let's do a movie theater little joys. movie theater little joys here we go all right everyone who enjoys going to a theater and getting popcorn who's listening or watching this will thank me this is a game changer here we go all right so you order your popcorn without butter okay already hate it but yeah yeah yeah because when when they put the butter on they take the popcorn they put it down they push it down the butter comes out and it goes on the top yeah yes for sure here's what you do you get it without butter you go to the little butter dispenser,

which they have for people who want to add extra butter. Here's what you do. You take a straw, you put the straw, two thirds of the way down. Wow. You put butter down it. Then you raise the straw up to the middle.

Put some more butter down it. Then you raise it up to the top. Put some more butter on it. This is like a major life hack. I might have to leave. I might have to just. You got evenly distributed butter throughout. Give it a little shake.

Shake it around. Did you now? How long have you been doing this, Pat? Well, I've only been to the movies. I only go to the movies maybe once a year. I'd say I've been doing it for 20 years. Did you, so that's before, or is that when the internet was around? I guess that's right when the, so where did you find it?

How did you find this out? It was passed down word of mouth. This word of mouth. I actually, honest to God, I don't know. I think I must have seen someone do it. I think that we could post this as a post, just just this tip on our website. As a life hack. Yeah.

And get all the traffic on the web. You're going to get 10 million comments of people being like, you just changed my movie viewing experience. Never again. Never again will I just have greasy fingers from the top and then no butter the rest of the popcorn. And you know me, like I'm sitting here waiting to pounce on his horrible idea, but like even me, I'm just like, this is the most brilliant thing I've ever heard. You're welcome.

What is your, Forrest, what's your little joy at the theater? That's a tough act to follow, but it's not going to beat it necessarily. No, yeah. My little joy at the movie theater. it's very simple. I will never, ever get a slushy because it is just a sugar smoothie, right? It's ice and sugar drink,

unless I'm at a movie. In which case, I'll get the big gulp-sized thing a slushy. It's nice because it's so joyful, and it'll take you an hour to slug it, whereas when I get popcorn, I'm usually finished with it by the time the credits are done, like the previews are done.

Yeah, I'm like, oh, there's no popcorn left. But if I do that with a slushy, I have brain freeze and want to smash my head against the wall. So I have to take little sips. It stays nice and cold. It's a tremendous little joy. It stays cold forever. They must put like anti-freeze in it or something.

They do. That's blue coloring. That blue coloring is actually anti-freezeeat. That's right. Yeah. You know, for me, it's quite simple. I haven't been in the movies in years. Last time I went, it was to see the queen movie from what I can remember.

I filled up a extra large cup with like half a bottle of vodka. I was crying by the end of the movie. wasn't a joyous experience at all. I had nothing to do with the movie. I'm just like connected with myself and that podcast. It was not a joyous experience. So what I'm going to say is just, you know, download the movie at home.

Don't, don't buy it. It's not good, but listen, I don't do it. I disagree more. Go to the theaters. It's so enjoyable. Theaters are fine.

Just buy a big TV. Get some surround sound. I'll tell you what. When it's 110 out, nobody's got AC like a movie theater. Nobody. Not even a casino and bag. It's freezing.

It's freezing in there. Ice cold. One of my best nights, and I'm not joking in the last three years. Now, look, when I say best nights, I'm out there like catching all these animals and fishing late into the night and blah, blah, blah, blah. But that's stressful. Like, I can have these in stream highs and extreme lows. I was in Springfield, Missouri.

And I had nothing to do for an evening while I was working with Bass Pro Shops. And I went to an AMC movie theater. I sat in a giant sofa chair. I ordered a steak, French fries, donuts, or whatever the sweet treat was, a big giant, I had like four beers, and I watched Top Gun Maverick. And I just like, I couldn't have been happier for those two and a half hours. Listen, I'll, I'll give you, I'll give you that. That is, that is what theaters have to do these days to get people to come into them because that sounds magical. Dude, I'm not going to lie. And I had nobody to talk to, which was the best part about it, you know, there was nobody. I turned my phone off before

the previews even start. I didn't put it on, do not disturb. I didn't put on silent. I turned it off. I just was like, no phone. I'm going to order. I'm going to drink beers. I'm going to watch Top Gun. Thought about growing out a mustache after that. It was, oh man, it was good. Well, fellas,

this has been a great one. I may let us know what you think. Should I make this my new podcast studio for the remote ones? Definitely. A quick question, though, no battle royale. I was kind of hoping for one. No, no. I have one ready. Oh, thank God.

Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. Do you know what time is? That's close. It's time. Battle Royale. This was submitted by one of the brosters, and I think it's fantastic. A notepad? What is it, baby?

Is it a stenopad ready? Here we go. Juan Osa. Thank you for submitting, Juan. You guys have already thought about this? It's unfair. All right, go ahead. I have not.

I'm looking at the show doc. You have a three-month-old baby, and you're going out for the entire night for the first time since the baby was born. Okay. Three month old baby. They're helpless. They're useless. They got nothing.

They are. You have to create the best animal babysitter. Oh. Combining the head and intelligence, so the head and the brain of one animal. The full body and limbs of a second animal. And a special ability of a third animal. Here's the catch. No primates are allowed.

And he says, keep up the good work and cheers from a Venezuelan. Brosner living in Guatemala. I love that. Love that. All right. All right. What's the order? So you get the head and brain, you got the body and limbs, and then a special ability to make a babysitter that you can trust for a full night, stress free. Yep. Love that. It's tough. I'm going first. I love it. I'm ready. Okay. I'm going first. I'm taking the body and limbs of a gray kangaroo. Motherfucker, that is so irritating. I wanted to go first. I didn't want to push it because I didn't want you to take that. I jumped on it like a weasel.

Damn it. That was so weasily of you. All right. Sorry. I mean, I think it goes without saying. It goes without saying. It's got a pouch.

It can just stuff the baby. It doesn't bother me. I'm fine. Pop around the house. You don't have to worry about the baby. It's going to stay warm, secure, feel like it's back in the womb. Yeah. It's a great pick.

Can you just picture your kid just like. I can. It's so nice. So nice. I might get a kangaroo just for that. I was going to say at least a, get a CG. one of it.

Yeah. All right. Let's have Peter go next just because I'm hoping that he takes another one of Forrest picks here. Oh, boy. All right. Well, okay. Well, this is a tough one.

But I am going to have to go with a special ability first. I'm going to go with the special ability of a dolphin with its unique ability. intelligence only second to humans. Again, the head or do you want the special ability? Because the head, I said it twice. He did say it twice. That the head is the brain as well.

Yeah, I'll take a head. Why not? Who cares? Who cares? Let's not going to scare the kids. Dolphins with a dolphin head. Unique ability to communicate, understand complex information.

No, where are these pictures, cow? I see a great kangaroo. We haven't seen a dolphin head. Come on. This will ensure that my baby's needs are met and that they're safe. They can talk to other people. They can talk to other animals, dolphins.

They know what they're doing. I don't care if it's a little freakish with a dolphin head. Okay. Good pick. Thank you. Kyle, before we move on, let's take a look. Let's take a quick quick. A quick peek at a pat's a kangaroo body.

That's a gray kangaroo. Look at that with the pouch and the Joey. delightful. Yeah, that's the one. Look at that. You need to get some of those. I would take two. I would pay so much more than I would for a babysitter to have a kangaroo hop around with my son and its vouch.

Yeah, easily. Okay, very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. All right. Okay. All right.

Three month old. Did I hear three month old? Yep. All right. I'm going to take this off the table early. I'm going to take the special ability of a cow. I just want a nice cow that is going to produce to be. full fat cream milk.

Out of those big old milk mama's right there out of its udders, three month old, and I'll tell you why, because special ability. If you're leaving your three month old behind, you don't have a lot of time before you must get home as suckle said babe. Now, not me. I'm out for, I might stay out for three days. I don't care because I have the special ability of a cow's udder to feed my nuzzling. toddler or infant tons of milk okay all right um just got to write it down so i don't forget my pick

and all right so i've got the cows utter for the abilities and then for the body hmm i want a sharp hey do you know what a sharp hey is yep yep it's a big wrinkly dog and it's just got tons of extra skin i hope i'm picking the right dog yeah this guy it's got all this big wrinkly skin. Okay, he's cuddly. Your kid can like, it's very tactile. Yeah, look at that. Look at those puppies. Just think the kid can pull it all that skin. It can be warm, soft, fluffy. It's just got that with a big old set of cow udders underneath. It's got touch. It's got feel. It's got food. I'm feeling good about it. God. Yeah. I mean, so only one mammal, no primates, right? Correct. I've picked a dolphin, which is not a mammal. I still have a mammal left.

you picked a gray kangaroo, which is something I've never heard of. No mammals. What are you talking about? Yeah, no, first of all, no one said no mammals and a dolphin is a mammal. Not one mammal, I thought. No one said that. No one said anything like that. I don't know.

Just continue. Sorry, I've been furiously Googling. All right, so I can pick as many mammals as I want. It sounded like you were hitting the keyboard. You were like hammer. It's okay. Kyle can cut that out. So zip it, you two idiots.

Well, the second one, I'm just going to go with a human. Said no primates. That's not a primate. Is a human a primate forest? Just don't pick a human. Don't pick herpes. Don't pick a human. Just say an animal and then just come up with the rationale behind it.

Is a human a primate? Not technically, but yes, it is. All right, fine. I'll go with, listen, I'll go with an elephant for the body. Damn it. That was my head. can ride it. You can, you know, just protective defensive. We got a dolphin head with a elephant body and a human tail. And just explain exactly how this elephant body is helpful. The elephant

body? How is it helpful? I mean, it'll really, you know, I just said. You can ride. You can ride the, uh, the elephant. I mean, she can, the elephant can take, take her around, take him around. You know, You got a dolphin head. Yeah, yeah. You got the dolphin head. You're going to come back and I don't think your house is going to look great with that elephant. But, nope, no, that's okay. All right.

I'm going to take, I want a nice inviting head out with the intelligence. All right. I'm going to take the head of a German shepherd and its brain. Wow. They're very trainable dogs. They're very task oriented, right? Give a German shepherd a task. It just is going to do it.

It wants to please. True. Loyal. It's going to have the head of a German shepherd on the body of a gray kangaroo. And I'm going to give it the special ability, the nurturing abilities of an emperor penguin. Here's why. An emperor penguin after their hatchlings hatch will travel up to 50 miles to the ocean to get fish to bring back to feed the young. I mean, think about that dedication.

It is not going to let the young. It's not going to let my three-month-old die or go starving. So sorry, what did you, you gave it the head, the ability of an emperor penguin? Yeah, the nurturing ability. Look, I've already written down emperor penguin is my head because I was like, I was done. What I love, you know what I love about Pat is that he, he, he, he says the statement with such ferocity that it's like, he makes it sound so believable. He literally just threw the nurturing ability in there at the end.

He knows nothing about the nurturing ability of the emperor penguin. He knows a little bit. Except that they'll travel 50 miles in each direction to bring fish back to feed the young. So what? So what my mom? I doubt that, boy. All right. I hate fish.

Let's move on. Peter, what are you got for your special ability? I already did special ability, I thought. Nope. Complex thinking behavior of the. Nope. That was head. Oh, so I went with head and brain.

Okay. Okay. All right. I'm going to go with the special ability then. I'm going to go with, listen, they've been hitting my pool up. They're around. I've been trying to get them the fuck out of there.

I'm going with the special ability of a duck. Waterproof coating on their feathers. Keep the baby dry and comfortable, even in the rain. I love that. So, okay, so you're going to allow the babysitter to take the baby out of the house? I'm going to encourage it. The baby should be out of the house in the rainy weather. With your dolphin-headed.

elephant body with a duck's waterproof ability. That's all. Draw that. All right. Very good. I think. All right. Well, listen, my goal is longevity on this date out of the house while my three-year-old is three-month-old is left behind. So while it is nuzzling into that soft, silky, Sharpay body and drinking tons of milk, I need somebody that can clean up after the baby. All right? I need an animal. head that is both nurturing and a very good mother, but also going to groom and keep my baby clean when it undeniably shifts itself. I am picking a cheetah, not just any cat, a cheetah's head.

They're beautiful. They're fantastic mothers. They groom their little kittens with the licking all the time. And they're really good, they're really good parents. Huge teeth. Yep. Could definitely injure a baby. Says the guy who picked an elephant body for his animal. So that the thing. three-month-old can write it. Hang on. Listen, protect, defend. That's all I'm worried about, especially when they're going to be outside in the rain. Way in, let us know who won the Battle Royale.

Is it Pat's German Shepherd-headed gray kangaroo with the nurturing abilities of an emperor penguin, the Peter's dolphin-headed elephant body with the waterproof of a duck? Or is it my cheetah-headed Charpe that has a nice. big, fat, milk-filled udder. Let us know who makes the perfect babysitter for your three-month-old or tell us who you'd build. Tell us, tell us what your good-looking babysitter would look like. Peter, do the thing. Well, you know what else you should do? You should check out the extra podcast we do. Every week we do a podcast. You know everybody complains. There's only two a month

on YouTube, but there's so many more. We do six every single month. Check that out on Spotify premium, whatever it's called. The link will be in the description. Spotify, or Patreon. We love doing those podcasts. Like I always say, it's the Cinemax of podcasting. It's uncensored. It's the late night stuff. Yeah.

Forrest rarely has a shirt on. Rare. Very, rare. These nipples are very strange looking. They're quite nice. And you know, just check that out. Everything else.

Wildtimes. Dot club forward slash info. You find the links to everything. Everything there. All the audio, the YouTube. Everywhere. And listen. Listen, Brousners, don't think I haven't been paying attention.

I've been tallying whether you tune out, whether at the, at Peter Spiel or not. I couldn't believe it last one. Oh, my God. I felt so terrible with all the Peters Herps comments. Yeah, Peter's Herps. Oh, it's all over. It's good. It's good to see that people are making it through the end thing.

If you made it through. I am. If you made it through tonight's, uh, just go ahead and give us, drop us a little comment, Papa Peas nurseries. Because he's sitting in a nursery, just give us a nice little rhyme, a little, little Papa Peas nursery. And listen, if you think that's a little pop of us. lame. If you think that's real lame, just do Papa

P-P because he always leaves to go take a P in the middle of the podcast. Why? Why are you going to I haven't done that since podcast 31. It's not true. That's not true. I got a new sign off. One large milk utter. Good night. I'm not going to steal it.

No problems here. Damn it. It was on the tip of my tug when you said I'm not going to steal. I was like, what is it? What is it? What is it? Forest has the special ability of a fucking goldfish's memory. Seriously. It's terrible. I forgot my own tagline. And don't forget.

You wrote it. Drink fat tire. We love you. Man. All right. Is he still recording? It's always so awkward. Good lighting.

The light is. Dude, you look beautiful in the music. It's incredible. It's incredible. You've never looked better.