Wild Times: Wildlife Education - Catching Print - TWTUG 228

Episode Date: July 25, 2026

This week we discuss catching print, escaped exotic animals in Texas, and a man eaten by a crocodile in Mexico. Enjoy!

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Just combine your car and home insurance with Bel Air Direct and save. Get a quote at bellair direct.com. I might get bummed about taking off the shirt is because, like, I am in very good tank top shape. You are. And so then when I then have to pop the shirt off, people who have been watching me in the tank top, I'm like, I'm letting all these people down. Yeah, you're disappointing the masses. How could you not have saved that for the fucking pod?

I think we're rolling. Are we rolling? We're rolling. We're going to do one and clap, please. Yeah, sure. We're just going to keep going. That is pod five. Wild time.

We're using all that. I'll tell you my scenario that I hate. By the way, welcome to the Wild Times. We're doing a bonus pod. Yeah. Papa P was just talking about how embarrassing it is. Pop is tank top off in public now.

Yep. I have a real problem on Friday afternoons. Is that when you go swimming? Yeah. Every Friday afternoon that I'm home, I go to the public pool. with my family, and there's a dad named Clint there. Oh, boy.

And here's the thing about Clint. He's in 10% better shape than me. If he was in like 90% better shape than me, it would be unobtainable. I wouldn't care. I'd ride him off. Yeah. But Clint's like part of our dad social group now. There's this group of like four dads that, you know, they'll be like, oh, you get a beer,

I'll get a beer. You know, his kids are swimming. Yeah, yeah. And Clint's in, you know, I'm one of the four. And Clint's in 10% better shape than me. And he knows it. Like, I'll take my shirt off and Clint will be like, you know and I'm like no I don't do that

you know that I know that you know well Pat just did that to me when I changed when I changed my shirt earlier right but we're very good friends there's a big difference we're very good friends I took my shirt off earlier when I walked in too and you just called me fat and doughy that's what good friends do well you've been on an anchovy diet now you're doing keto and somehow you're still doughy well you think it happens overnight yeah it's been long down I feel bro my body

fat yeah all right so tell us more about Clint. Well, he's just a fucking arrogant prick because he never says anything about it, and I fucking hate him. You kind of want him to be like, look, man, can I, can I pull you for a chat? If he sidebarred me like that, I'd love it. If he was just like, dude, look, I know I'm in 10% better shape. Like, you know, dude, you're in, you're in great shape for this club. That's all, if he said that and had a level set with me, I'd be good with him forever. But right now I want to fucking, I want to slash his tires. It sounds like clavicular.

Nah, the funny part about this is the reality of. of this is that you've made all of this up in your head and it is completely untrue. Clint probably looks at you and is like, man, that's Forrest Gulloden. I don't think he thinks that, but you're 100% right that I've made this up in my head. We all do it, man. We all do it. And now, because of that, on Fridays, I make sure that I'm doing an upper body workout before going to the pool.

I was going to say... That is smart. Just so that I'm a little bit more puffed up than... Well, before Pat, before the... the music played Pat was mentioning about all that matters is that you're in tank top and t-shirt shape and he's been doing that

for like 15 since I've known him he's just really big on the shoulders the chest impeccable and the arms yeah it's called impeccable you you've been lucky enough though like to be pretty meager throughout your life and small so like you didn't get the gut until like so 40 it's not even

a backhanded compliment I'm talking about like you've been lucky to be small guys small guys like Pat, who wear mediums and small shirts, they... Smalls. No one wears a small shirt here. I said small shirts. I didn't say small shirts.

But we wear... Forrest and I both were size medium. We're both sized medium. Oh, I see what you're saying. I thought you were saying, I said small. We don't wear size small. It's hard to find a guy that fits in a size small. A size small is like for a doll.

You wear a girl zero, bro. A girl zero. No. But what I'm saying is, is that your gut didn't start popping out until you were about 40, because that's what happens with smaller guys. But it does, every man that becomes something you have to combat. It's just for me, it's since I've been like 14.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you have a lot of visceral fat. That's brown fat to you. That's brown fat to you, sir. Wait, real quick, because we just had lunch. We're going to get into some news. We got some games. Maybe we'll do some questions.

I don't know what Kyle has in store for us. Yep. Kyle has a plan. I know that. But on the way back from lunch, I asked you guys, because this thing came to my attention, and I was like, what do you mean this viral trend? Oh, yeah. And then I like went to it. I was like, this is a massive thing that I had never heard of. And like, everyone's like, oh, how do you not know about this? Do you guys

know what catching print is? No, but should we guess? Yeah, guess. Okay. So first I want to paint a picture here for why I'm making my sexist guest. Yes. We were walking. by two very pretty girls. That's correct. When Patrick turned and asked us if we know what catching print was. That is true. So here's what I'm going to say. Even though nobody has worn these in 15 years, it's when you see a girl wearing juicy

pants and you have the word juicy across the butt and you stare at her butt and she catches you and I was like, oh, I was just checking out the print of your clothes. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's good. I was just catching. That's real good. I was just catching print. Wow.

That's a real solid guess. Wow, that's genius. Yeah. She thinks you're looking at her batox and you're like, oh, just catching print. Yeah. It's just great. It's a nice type face. Yeah, it's like you could say whatever you like, but I was just catching print.

Like, I would never look at your, your batox like that. When you strike up a conference? Do you think they stenciled that on or was that by hand? Yeah, yeah. So those hand sewn rhinestones? That's not it. But Peter, go ahead and guess. My guess is somewhat similar.

I've noticed a trend of a lot more animal print pants being worn, sometimes tops. And I think that because that is now a thing. thing much like emo has come back bell bottoms have come back all these things emo's back oh yeah baby it's big and uh i think catch in print is like if you see like like hey catch that print you catch in print like

if a girl's walking by or a guy in leopard pants so it's the same thing i said no no it has nothing to do with the word juicy you're a fucking idiot and also why are you so angry so angry because i already said this outside and then you fashioned it into your fucking shit. Which is better. Yeah, which is better.

All right. So you're wrong. But still stupid and ugly like, Kyle, any guesses? I think I'm wrong, but my guess is that it's like you get punched in the face and there's a fist print on your face. I like it. Nope. Nope. So this viral trend that maybe it's, I don't know, I don't know why it's gotten so big.

Catching print is looking at the outline of a man's penis in his jeans or pants. Oh, I like that. And they've created a system. that if it looks like this, it means this. And there's all these influencers that this guy here. Oh, here it is. A bulge, B bulge, G bulge. Yeah.

And he has a whole system where he explains to you how to. And so what it's turned into is this whole feminist thing, where they're like, guys have looked at our boobs and butts for centuries and decades. Now we're catching print. And it's like turned into this like female empowerment thing. It's weird how this is cool when it's not sex. and then as soon as it's considered sexist, it's gross. Can we please watch the video explaining what it is?

I mean, I want to know. Okay, I do want to do that, but I just want to point something out here. This generation's fucking cooked. None of this makes sense. And I'll tell you why. You just used the word cooked, which is from this generation. I know, because I'm trying to be trendy. I'm trying to be ironic.

Oh, I am trying to be ironic. But here's why. Have you seen the pants that men are wearing now? It's like 90s parachute pants. That's right. How are you going to catch printing those? You're not. Like, I don't even care.

What's that giant black dude That's the porn star with the fucking Hogan That everybody with the tattoos on his head Do you know what I'm talking about? Kyle, you know what I'm talking about Is it a social media influencer guy? Is it Barry? I don't know

But like unless you're that guy You're not catching print in these fucking parachute pants The kids are wearing nowadays We used to wear paint on jeans These three of us Yeah, exactly Yeah We're gonna start

We should start an underwear company That allows the print to be caught In the way that you want it to be caught Oh I mean if this sticks around long enough If we could, Jesus Christ. Kyle just pulled up a... Don't even... Stop, stop.

No, it's the iconic guy sitting on the bed, and you know what this photo is. With the tiger claw? Anyway, so this is a thing that's going around called catching print. Sorry. So I really want to know what the prints are. Yeah, let's listen to the options here. Well, you'd have to go to the original. Go to the original one from Anwar, whatever his name is.

The guy in the green hoodie. And then once we do this from the guy in the guy the green hoodie. But now it's like women are encouraging each other to go out and catch print. And as they should, why not? So we figure out which kind of... We are? I don't know if that's how this works. I don't know. Let's just hear the video. You want us to rate each other's packages? Is that what you're saying?

Pretty much. Yeah, that's more or less what I'm suggesting. Actually, let's have Kyle do it. Yeah. So there's all these tutorials on how to catch print. All right, let's hear one. But why are guys explaining this? Shouldn't women be explaining this? I believe it might be a gay man. Oh. Okay. So he... Go back to the first one now.

What to do with it? Okay. So I was young in these streets and I wasn't catching print and then I ended up with a Samoan that had a three-incher. I almost spat my drink out. I ended up with a Nigerian that had an 11. Girl, it was the size of a continent. I didn't know what to do with it. So I want to help you so that you're in that situation.

Now, I think of catching print in three different categories. An A bulge, which is like an A cup, right? This is where the D stops halfway at the sack. the B bulge B cup is where the D actually ends right at the sack And then we're skipping the C Bulge girl

The G bulge, the D is the D This is where the D goes past The sack I feel repulsed by this Yeah, I'm not enjoying But it's become a massive thing You've learned how to catch print At the end of this video

My first day here I don't think there's any science Behind of course there's no science behind it Because it doesn't even make sense I watched this not showers. But also, maybe just because I haven't been looking, but how often is a guy's dick outlined in his jeans? Well, I don't think any, like, I don't think you're looking at any. I don't think super often. I think like if you're going out to clubs and trying to, I would

notice, okay, I'm a very observant person. I notice behaviors and weird things by nature. I've never seen outside of the few times guys have intentionally worn Speedos in, in, in, funny scenarios. I've never seen the perfect outline of a guy's package in denim. I don't even know how this happens. Like, how do you, Kyle, you've seen a lot of dicks through jeans? No, just yours, actually. Oh, nice. I know what he's talking about.

I know exactly. Can you find that short? Those look like the most uncomfortable pants I've ever seen in my life. I don't know what's going on. Nobody's ever worn those. Kyle, see if you can find that short, this is actually really funny. You're wearing short shorts? It's worse than you think.

Do you know which one it is, Cal? I got a, I got a, are they chubbed two and a half inches? Dude, no, so I was wearing these board shorts doing a short, and I didn't notice this, but Kyle shirt, or no, it was Tommy. Your Hogan was hanging out. It's pretty bad. I'm catching a lot of print here. Nuts pun intended. Do you know which one it is? Wait, and you still posted it online? Well, I only noticed it after it was posted, and then 400 people commented about it. And it was like, oh, yeah, there's a, there's a nice print catch in that. Oh. But if it was a print catch, it not a bear catch. There was one there.

there too. Which one is it called like a bubbles one? See, what I think happened here is that Forrest did this intentionally. Yeah. I never even heard of it. Now he's saying, well, I mean, you've heard of trying to make your Hogan look big and tight pants. Well, everyone's heard. Yeah, it was this one. Okay. Let's see. Look here. These are relatively tight pants. Oh, the, yeah. Yeah, well, that, uh, any type of khaki is going to be a problem. And what am I supposed to do in this scenario? I'm talking about a turtle, to be honest. Yeah. I don't see anything.

I was thinking of. I was the one of the red shorts that I was like tracking pants. Yeah. I see a baby turtle. And then you're sitting. I see a baby turtle head. Yeah. It's an a bulge to be clear.

Oh, man. I definitely thought it was in shorts, but I could be wrong. Yeah, that's not the one actually that I was thinking of it. Well, I think we're good. Yeah. Yeah. We get the point here. I think the brosters.

We understand the tip. Yeah, the tip. No, it's not that. No, that what is that? You got a foo pa going on there. I don't. I don't remember what it was. It was bad, though.

There was like 200 comments about it, and I did not notice it. It's actually a food. That upper dick area. My Instagram's not even public. Yeah. Okay, go to mine, Kyle. I don't know if you follow me on there. I want to show you this picture.

So when I, only my friends see this shit, right? Yeah. And, uh, or people I've met or whatever, I put a fucking picture of me with, with Kevin Costner. Okay. And there's like five comments being like, what's with the fucking Hogan? So, so apparently catching print is a big deal. I'm also wearing, here's the commonality.

I'm wearing like tracking pants. But where's the Hogan? Yeah, where is the Hogan? Am I just not seeing it? No, there's no Hogan. There's none. There's zero Hogan. Oh, I kind of see it.

No, there's an optical illusion because of the plants and the wrinkle. It looks like you got a little baby boner going on. Is that what it looks like? I mean, I would too if I was standing next to Kevin Costner in the wilderness, to be fair. He's a lovely man. Very handsome. He's got a wonderful. Pop a P-Pin' tapin his penis. Somebody wrote that.

That's definitely one of the rosters. There was like three or four out of a total of 20 comments being like basically saying they were catching my print. Yeah. I think we're into this, guys. I think we're deeper in this than we know. Peter, let's get some real. Kyle, I found this out. That's a pro tip.

go to Amazon. I'm not joking. Check this out. Is this a print maxing? Yeah, we're going to print max right now. Just type in gay clubbing men's speedo. Okay. Dude, I got some bangers from doing this.

Oh, man. Yeah, go to that. Go to three over over there. Yeah, look at that. That's good. There's some that come with belts. Wow. Do they come with a...

You can catch some real print in those. But why? Why am I telling you this? Yeah. This is my groomsman outfits. I swear to God at my wedding. Well, here's a potential hack. Why don't you, next time you go to the pool,

just show up in your regular shorts and your tank top. Clint's going to flip out. And then when you peel down, dude. Foo. Go down to those. The problem is I'm going to have to shove like a cucumber in there to make it impressive. I'm sure we can buy something. In the backside or the front side?

All right, let's move on something else. This is ludicrous. I like this conversation. I think it's important. Is this news? Play the jingle, Kyle. Is this really news, though? I think we've got to skip this one.

I don't think so. It's not news. Here's the headline, six-year-old girl bitten by rabid bat while playing outside her Wisconsin home. You know why Edwin put that in there? Because we were talking about it. Because Forrest said that nobody ever gets bit by bats ever last time. That's not what I said, but it's not news, to be clear.

You went off pretty well. you're like, I stand by it. I stand by it. I stand by it. And I don't care what documents you upload or what fake news stories you pretend are happening in Wisconsin. Did you see a woman swimming in a river in Florida? Yeah, it was pretty bad. On the same day as a guy in Port of Iarda got nailed by a crock. Did you see that?

Oh, my God. Yeah. Swimming in the ocean. In the ocean. In front of a Marriott, by the way. They go in the ocean? Yeah, American Crocs, they do. Those assholes.

Yeah. Dude, that sucks. Uh-huh. Because it's one thing, if you go in the ocean and you get, you get, you know, taken by a shark, like, you knew that might happen. Right. I know that, you knew and I know that Crocs can swim in the ocean and hang out in the ocean. Most people don't know that. True.

You don't think, like, I'm in fucking a resort town in Mexico. I'm going to go for a quick dip before I go to the Italian restaurant at the resort. And you really don't think of it when you're swimming on the beach in front of the Marriott. Yes. In Port of Iorta. Do you know what I mean? Like, oh, there's a chance of Crox's going to fucking nail. me. Yeah. I mean, I can't tell you how many times I have snuck off with my wife or whatever to have a

quick skinny dip at the, you know, at the beach in front of blank. Yeah. You know what I mean? And it's just like it's a fun thing to do when you're on a vacation. Like getting nailed by a crock doing that. Yeah. So go ahead. Well, no, so the crocodile attack happened. Did that person die? Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like a 28 year old guy. Yeah. But the alligator one too in Florida. No, she didn't die. Did she? Yeah. Oh, she did die? No, she did not. She did not die.

Yeah, 31-year-old woman was swimming in Econala catchy. It's right in the headline, Kyle. Sorry, go ahead. Yeah. It bit off one of her arms, left the other, barely hanging on, and she later passed. It occurred in very shallow water and was witnessed by the boyfriend who tried to pull her out. That's sad. The authorities recovered and euthanized two large alligator.

Imagine being the second alligator. Yeah. Dude, it's so true. Twelve and thirteen feet long. Yeah, I mean, he's hanging out with the wrong crowd. We've all done it. Authorities recovered and euthanized two large alligators measuring 12 and 13 feet, which have been sent for DNA testing to determine which animal was responsible.

That's kind of interesting. I love how humans, they just kill both of them and then send them both for DNA testing to find out which one. Well, I was explaining this actually. I got interviewed on the news about this. And the reason they do that is, like the guy asked me, he's like, well, how do they know? Like, there's millions of alligators in Florida. Now, I was trying to explain what happens is you have allegations. that are habituated.

And if you go there and these alligators just killed and ate somebody or killed and, you know, almost ate somebody, they're going to stick around waiting for their next potential meal. And if you go like splash in the water, 99% of alligators will swim away and go away. If you see one that you splash in the water and it comes right at you, it means that's the culprit. Do you know what I mean? It's like there's a habituation factor, whether they've been fed or whatever it happens to be, that those animals are choosing to see people as fish. Also, I suspect he's, it's just like we.

like I'm kind of lazy. I kind of'm just sitting. Yeah, but he didn't eat. Well, he got an arm. You're right. He only got the arm. I mean, how much meat's on a human arm? On a lady's arm?

Probably not too much. On a fit lady? Not much. Yeah. Maybe half a pound or a pound. Yeah, so it must have been, it must have been then probably. So probably two alligators did that or something like that. Well, it's probably one, but then the other one could have come and fed on.

I don't know. Who knows? It's kind of an ugly story. But that's why they probably why they took the two because they were like. Well, they're, oh, two. that did that in the sense of stuck around or seemed like they were the culprits. Yeah. Well, you know it's not a five-footer or a six-footer.

They were probably the only two big ones in the area. They do that because big ones don't usually let other big ones hang out in their territory, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. So do you believe the stat that was part of that article that said 20, there have only been 26 fatal attacks in Florida since 1948. So that is 26 attacks in 78 years. Yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know that.

I mean, it's less than you'd think when you go to Florida. Florida and you see how many gators are everywhere. When you cruise around in South Florida, you're like fucking alligators. Everywhere. Every waterway has them sitting by it. Yeah, I mean, they're just not typically like attacking large mammals. Like an alligator's biology, it's hardwired to eat fish and small mammals when it needs to. Right.

Like, we're just not traditionally on the menu for them. We're just too big and too scary. And even a step further, like small mammals that are drinking out of the fucking pond, not like mammals that are just like hanging out on the fucking rope. over there. Right, right, right. Also, like, I know, I know a couple people that have actually been attacked by alligators, but, like, to the point of killing them, that's like, like, deliberate.

Like, like, the alligator deliberately trying to eat them, I would think. Yeah, ripped her arm right off. Right. Yeah. Whereas, you know, I've met, I talked to a couple people with like, yeah, bit me, but then it kind of just let go. So, you know, I don't know the number of attacks in Florida. Yeah, attacks will definitely be higher.

Yeah, right. But, but, like, fatal attacks is lower. Especially with one, it said 1.1 million. gaiters in Florida. That's like a lot. That's like a gator for every 10 people. I don't know how many people are in Florida. I don't know. Dude, this was a good story. Did you guys see this? The giraffe that wandered off a

ranch in Texas? I mean, I think the whole thing's funny. So first of all, I've come kind of full circle on the, this is a kind of a hot topic. In Texas, I think we talked about this. There's 9,000. What was that the number? 9,000. 9,000 exotic game ranches in Texas.

9,000. Right. That's a lot of fucking people that have like exotic animals. Yeah. Right. I would have guessed there's like 40. Yeah. Right. And look, there's good and there's bad, just like everything. Just like hunting for conservation.

Just like everything. There's good. There's black areas, white areas, and a lot of gray area, right? I've come kind of full circle on this because I used to think there's no reason that any of these people should have these giant game farms in Texas and breed all these animals. 99% of the time just to have like other rich Americans come and shoot them. and pretend they're on a hunt when it's really not a hunt because you're just shooting something in a fenced-in area, right?

Right. I still stand by that. I don't like any of that. I find that ugly. But I learned recently when I was in Texas how much conservation breeding has been happening, not just for people to shoot them, but for rewilding programs, for zoos, blah, blah,

and because most of these big animals, like a lot of these hoofstock thrive in big open spaces. They don't do well in a zoo enclosure, right? You take the Arabian Arex, for instance, beautiful animal cow will pull up a picture of it. It was extinct in the wild completely. And conservation breeding efforts, it's now gone from extinct in the wild

to critically endangered, to in danger, to just vulnerable. So it's literally gone like way up. You know, it's one category away from least concern. And this animal was gone. Because of the Texas sanctuary? Not entirely, but in part. Yes, but because of captive breeding.

But these animals aren't an animal that does great in a tiny little pen, you know, like a fucking horse. So there's a lot of ranches in Texas that breed these. So anyway, I've kind of come full circle being like, it's actually really cool that there are these insurance colonies on chunks of land that otherwise would be used for cattle ranching, which is really destructive to the environment. Yeah. That some of them, not all of them, again, a lot of gray area are doing really good conservation

breeding and not just being like, I want to breed wildebee be so some fat guy can blast them in the head. You know, like there's some really cool stuff to it. But, um, interesting. Anyway, the reason I, tell you all that is one, I'm actually learning a lot more. I'm trying to self-educate about the whole ranching thing in Texas and the good, the bad, and the ugly. But one of these places had giraffes, specifically reticulated giraffe, which is one of the subspecies of giraffe.

Well, guess what? It just walked off of Cedar Hollow Ranch about three weeks ago, two weeks ago, and disa fucking peered. So all of a sudden, there was a fucking 20-foot-told giraffe just walking around Texas. That's great. But it wasn't for like a day. It was for like three weeks. That's crazy. Which I just thought was hilarious.

Like this giraffe was just like, I'm out of here. And she just, her name was Gracie. She just took off for three weeks before they found her and caught her. I mean, so they located her. So they were searching with helicopters and stuff. They found her. She'd only made it four miles. But she was hiding in some dense brush.

But can you imagine like driving to the Burger King outside of Austin and you look to your left and there's a fucking giraffe. walking across the highway? Like, I just think that's so funny. So are giraffe supposed to be? Oh, yeah, she's eating her face off, dude. Is it good camo the way that they look for where they're at? Dude, you would think that a giraffe or an elephant is like so easy to spot from a helicopter? Yeah.

I spent three days looking for one herd of elephants in a relatively confined area. And it's amazing how quick they can disappear into the bush. Amazing. It's crazy, man, because you think like, look, you can barely see it right there. I know. I can't see it. Yeah, it'd be easy to miss. You see it right under the playbook?

Where's Waldo? Yeah. Straight up, dude. It's amazing how good their camouflage is. And you don't think of it because you're like, why would this blotchy pattern not stand out? It's brown and tan. And then you take a step back and you realize it's exactly what like the ground everywhere looks like. Yeah, especially in Texas here.

Although it looks more green, but still you couldn't see the fucking giraffe at all. Also, they're like, they're searching from a helicopter. Like, they're like 5,000 feet out of time. seem a little high in that shot. They also had a machine gun on the side of it, which was weird. There she is going back to her house. I just thought the whole thing was funny. I'm not saying it's a good thing.

I mean, like I said, there's lots of bad ones. But imagine just driving to Walmart and in the parking lot is a giraffe walking through. I mean, it's one of those things where you just wouldn't even tell anyone. No, because you'd be like, I'm crazy. It's not. Yeah. So now, will they, will she have been well fed out there? Does she just eating leaves?

off the trees and shit. It says she was found fat and happy. I'm guessing she had the best three weeks of her life. Maybe she did go to Burger Camp. All kinds of different varieties of food. It says here, authority said the giraffe appeared healthy and in good condition, despite her nearly two weeks in wild.

How many of these you think, maybe not giraffes, but just like escaped exotic animals are running around Texas. Because you and I saw it was a springbok in the middle of the night, Impala. We were driving at like 2 a.m.

And there was two Impala just on the side of the road outside of a fence. And I was like, that, that's not deer, that's Impala. And we just kept going. And I was like, I don't, no idea how they got there. Yeah. I think a lot. A lot.

Which is not good, to be clear. That's the bad part. But anyway, what were you going to say? Do they have, do they have exotic game ranches in Wyoming? I don't think so. I swear to God, I was driving on this fucking shitty one lane road. Rock and seven ranch. Through a real rural part of Wyoming.

And there was some, there was a couple. like bovids on the side of the road that I was like we pulled over yeah I was like I've never seen anything that looks like that and I've always wondered if they were like escaped oh they probably were I mean they weren't bison right no they were they were smaller but they were like freak it they they looked like that thing that's like looks like the alien thing huh oh like a saga what it looks like a saga antelope interesting wow I wonder what you saw it was dark but I was just like I don't know what that is that doesn't match it like I was googling to see what the wild stuff there was and it didn't match anything that huh

Dude, I think they do. This ranch here says that they have Pier David's deer in one. Yeah, well, that's from China. Man, it is fucking, it is crazy how big the U.S. is and how many different animals are here. Like, I had no fucking idea

that a lynx was in the U.S. I'm like, if you went around to places, how many animals do you think species, like mammals, let's say, are in the U.S.? Including all the exotic stuff we brought here? No, no, just stuff that's like in the wild. It doesn't matter if it's native, but in the wild, in the wild.

I'm confused by your question. Well, like, so it didn't need to be, so like if something got out and then populated from a ranch or whatever, that counts too now. Oh, yeah, I just heard that there are regular arks, not Arabian arcs. Kyle, do you know about this? In the mountains above New Mexico. Shee. So apparently African arics, as in, yeah, what does it say here? Are these the ones that were jumping on the mountain? It has a sustainable free range population of African oryx. I just found this out. Gemsbach. And I feel like I know a lot of these things. Apparently, in the mountains above New Mexico,

there are just herds of Gemsbach now. Thousands. Are these the ones that jump, like, on the mountains that they put the GoPro on that we watch? No, no, that's mountain goats. But like, Gemsbach were a heavily prized item in the original Buck Hunter video game.

That's right. That's right. But look at this. Like, these are big African antelope that are just walking around the mountains of New Mexico. Did you know this guy? I had no idea. Isn't this insane?

It's insane to me that just in New Mexico. In the mountains, there's just gem box. Something from the Kalahari Desert. Yeah, just cruising around. Look at those fucking horns. It's crazy, dude. We can go hunt them there up there. Do they shed those horns or are those permanent?

So that's the difference between deer and antelope. So these are built into their skulls. So that's like one of the defining differences. Yeah, yeah, among others. They look. They look. Can you eat Kemsbock? Holy shit, look how big that one is.

It's huge. Oh, they're big animal. Size of three humans. I just like, I don't need to see more pictures of these dead animals, to be honest, Kyle, but it's just, I was just shocked that he's like, here's another one, here's another one. This one got his fucking brains blown out.

I hate seeing that shit. But I just, I don't know how I was shocked to find this out. And that's obviously the downside to bringing all these things here. And, you know, that's probably not doing a lot of damage, to be honest, because why would it be? But still, that's the downside to having these exotic game ranches and things. But just crazy. New Mexico has

fucking gems box walking around. So like, like what, guess the number? Like a thousand? Oh, okay. So how many species? Like, okay, let's say like species that are over the size of a bobcat. Okay. Bobcat or bigger mammal. Yeah. In the United States.

I would guess there's around 30 species. I was going to guess 35. Okay. See if you can chat GPT that. How many? And like what would some of the top ones be that would be cool to be like? Well, I don't know what that means. Well, okay.

Like so something that. No, not exotic. He's saying how many species of large mammal exist in North America. Like something that would be surprising. Like the top. three that would be surprising. Mammels specifically, Kyle, sorry. Like the top three that would be surprising, Forest.

Well, the Gemsbach was very surprising to me. I did not know that happened. Man, what are the most surprising? We don't really have anything that's that surprising, I don't think. North America has over to 450 native mammals. Yeah, but that's including like squirrels and stuff.

He's saying, oh, North America, 29 are the big game species. Okay, we've got 29 big game species. in the U.S. Yeah. That's crazy. Like, so do we, we don't have,

do we have Buffalo anymore? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got Buffalo. Yeah. Bison. They've been here since, they've been here forever. Mm-hmm.

They're like native age. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, not forever. I mean, literally they came when people came. They did? Yeah.

Over from, like Russia. Yeah. Oh, have you heard this theory? This is such an interesting theory. Um, okay, so you know what the,

uh, the cave bear is, right? What was the big bear? Is a sloth bear? Cave bear? There was a sloth bear and then there was a short face bear. Short face bear. Thank you. That's the one I was looking for. You know what the short face bear is? I've seen, we've talked. We've talked about it. So Cal will pull up a picture. So apparently, you know how the North American continent was one of the last? Right? Do you know why that is? Why it was one of the last? Yes. Because of these fuckers. So there's a strong and gaining traction theory that short-faced bears figured out. that people were trying to come through the Bering Land Bridge

and sat there while we were like fucking salmon in a stream waiting for people to try cross into the North America and we're like, hello. That's crazy. Yeah, see if you can find this, Kyle. I just read about this on the plane yesterday and I was like, this is so interesting.

And by the way, if you don't know it as short, what is it? Short face bear. Short face bear is, it's a bear that's like, what, twice the size of a grizzly? Yeah, at least, yeah. I actually think they're about the same size as a polar bear. So what does it say here, Kyle?

because of its... No, that's not it. Yeah, but this is... The theory of delayed migration, this is it, is the idea that the short-faced bear held up human migration stems from specific traits and blah, blah, blah, blah.

That's all boring. But yeah, basically the Bering Strait's a bottleneck and early humans that were migrating from Siberia into Alaska via the Bering Land Bridge. Payland Charger just theorized that these bears just hung out in that narrow area and just treated humans like salmon.

They're like, here they come. And it makes sense, because you could only cross the Bering Land Bridge in the summer, obviously, when it wasn't so freezing that you're going to die from exposure. And then the bears would just line up and be like, well, we know those soft fleshy meatbags are going to walk through here one of these days. This is kind of interesting.

It says rather than a strict predator, it was a klepto parasite that would steal kill some other predators and fiercely defend the carcass, which made the narrow migration even more dangerous than it would have been if they were just predators. Yeah, because they're like, you know, they got a little carcass over there. and then like they see some humans coming. They're like, fuck you, dude.

I'm gonna whip these guys up. I'm gonna bomb in on you and just destroy you. Imagine like you're in the second wave of humans that are going to come over and the bears are just over there like aggressively fighting each other over the carcasses and killing all humans. They're eating all the other people and then they're looking. They're like, oh, more.

Yeah. Well, dude, I mean, if it was me and I wanted to cross, I would have just gotten a trained mammoth. And just ridden the fucking mammoth and just plinked. Just plinked them with my... Sounds like Final Fantasy 7, do these just ride in the fucking family?

Sounds really fun. I could easily have done that. That's a good battle royale. We got to do a battle royale. How would you get across with what animal? Yeah, like, it's like the Oregon Trail. Kyle, less distant, play a game jingle.

I want to do a game. Beal. Which game should we do? You've been scanning. I think we should do the Beasley buzzword. I like this because I learn stuff and then I don't store it in my long-term memory. Yeah, it's gone immediately. All right, Kyle, you're the host. Tell us how it works. Here we go.

So there is a word on the screen here that I'm going to read to you guys. Try and read. Try and read. It is a scientific term, animal language or body language, something animal related term. Is he saying words? I don't know what's happening, but I'm concerned. You guys are going to try to guess. Are you smelling burnt toast? What does that mean? It means you're having a stroke, mate. So, yeah, I'm just going to read it. You guys are going to guess what is it? this word mean? Okay. The first one is

scansorial. Thank you. Scansorial. I think that's right. Okay. I might have got it. Scansorial. Scansorial. All right. We'll take turns on going first. Peter, you're up first. Oh, boy. So this is a behavior that animals do. This is when animals have very good scanning senses. They're scansorial. Yep. That's incredible. I think we all got it right. They can scan really good.

Scan. What would scan me? I don't know. Okay. Scansorial. It's a trick. It's not about scanning. It is about vision.

This is an animal that has extremely well-adapted eyesight for low-light. I like that's not true. No. I'm going to say it's kind of like fossorial. So scan-soreal is an animal that you, uses other senses. Go ahead. Keep talking.

Edit, I'm talking to fucking him because you're on camera. Go ahead. Keep going. Calm down. Shut the fuck up! Also, didn't. Please don't edit that. Don't make extra work for yourself.

That was so confusing. ScanSoriel. Stop looking at me while you're talking. Oh, my God. Scansorial is when an animal that lives underground uses other senses outside of sight. Smart. Like a naked mole rat? Yeah, like a naked mole rat.

to navigate and get by. I're not coming in. Oh, a total, total bomb. Didn't have to smirk while he did it. Yeah, I know. He's a real cool. All right, so the correct answer here is animals that are adapted for or habitually climb vertical services such as trees, cliffs, or even buildings, like squirrels and clouded leopards.

Kyle, that's exactly what I said. I don't think it was. But also, like, we don't need this word. Yeah. We don't. Yeah. Like, what is the use case for that word? is literally not one. This is my problem

and why I'm a terrible biologist, because there is no use case for this. Use it in a sentence. Oh, look at that clouded leopard. What a scansorial being it happens to be. Are you talking about Spider-Man, the scensorial superhero? Yeah, it's just

just to sound smart. Yeah, it really is. And like, to an extent, fuck off if you've ever used it. Yeah. Why did you, Pat, I did hear you when you were thinking out loud, you said it definitely involves eyesight. Why did you think that? Scanning. Oh, I thought like sorrel meant ice. Anyways, go ahead. Moving on.

All right. Next is Cryptobiosis. All right. At first. Okay. No dead error here. Cryptobiosis. I think we all know what crypto means. Yeah, those coins. Blockchain. Yeah, it has to do it. All right. So, cryptobiosis is when an animal's primary way of staying alive and self-defense is hiding. Oh, that's good.

I like that as well. I think cryptobiosis, crypto meaning we don't know about it. Biosis could mean many things is going to be when we don't understand an animal's reproduction like eels. We don't know how they reproduce. Like they just disappear and then you come back and there's more.

Okay. So what's the full definition that you just lay out? Not understanding where and when. When animals go to reproduce. Undetermined. I'm going to say that this is when animals live in crypts. Like the cryptkeeper from that one show, Tales from the Crypt. They live around other dead animals.

They live around other dead animals. That's interesting. What is it? So the correct answer here is a state of suspended animation in which an organism's metabolic activities come to a reversible standstill in response to Hirsch Environmental Conditions. So when it lives near Hershey factory? There's like four words for this. same thing. I know. The example

here is tardigrades. What about like the fucking like the frogs and Yellowstone? Hybernation, torpor. There's like four different words that mean the same exact thing. Guaranteed that somebody's going to point out why this one is different. And they should because I should be

better educated on these terms. Google, how is cryptobiosis different from hyperination? Torpor. Yeah. Yep. That's a good question. I'm surprised you know what torpor is. Of course I know what torpor is. Why? How? Because Forrest and I did a series that involved a full episode about

a bunch of hungry crocs that were in a state of torpor. Read it out loud because I'm about to explode with anger. While both states help animals survive harsh conditions by slowing down bodily functions, cryptobiosis halts almost all

metabolic activity and allows organisms to withstand extreme environments like a vacuum of space. Torpor is just a temporary controlled reduction in metabolism and body temperature to save daily energy. So to be clear, it's only found in a tardigrade.

That's right. That's exactly right. So in other words, both of them mean slowing down your metabolism to survive harsh climates, but one of them is, if that climate is so harsh, they go to space.

That's the difference here. Yeah. It's only meant for when we do experiments in the 60s and send something to the moon. That's right. That's exactly right. Yeah, it's shenanigans. All right.

Do you think Tardagrades could survive on the moon? Yeah, they can. They can? Yeah. Wow, that's crazy. Okay, let's move on. Soakin seeds. No points.

That's also fucking crazy. The next word is osteoderm. Here, let's add a wrinkle to this game. I want you to give a half point on each one to whoever's the most right. How does he do that, though? Complete subjectivity. All right. You're up first, osteoderm.

I actually know this one. Do you want me to go last? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. You go first because I have no idea. Osteoderm is an animal that has a layer of bone on the outside of its body. Okay. This is a doctor who investigates both skin and bones.

Okay. Give them the point. Give him the point. An animal that's a doctor. Oh, yeah. Yeah, a monkey doctor. Full point for Patrick. Yes.

what's an example of an osteoderm? Oh, like an armadillo? An armadillo, a pangolin, a sturgeon, crocodile, any of those things that have... What about the armored catfish? I don't know. Is it placostomus an osteoderm? I think it must be. No, because those are just hardened scales. Gotcha.

Not a bone, I think. I don't know. Look that up. I'm actually curious. Peter, you could find out for yourself at the first annual wild times. Placioderm hunts. That's right. Everybody keep your ears open for that. That's really happening.

Pat's put in a ton of work and it's going to get done. as long as his life keeps working on. Yes, Pocosomis and other members of the family. It is. Our osteoderms. See, I'm connecting things. My brain works still. It's amazing.

That's from a whole different podcast. It is. Okay, very good. Yep. All right. Next is synotheropic. Synanthropic. I like how you developed like a jokey Chinese accent.

Sinah! Centa tropy. I don't know if I could say that. I don't think I can say that? Can I? I don't think so. That's in now. You did. You did it.

Yeah. Synanthropic. Okay, I don't know this one, so I'm happy to go first. Synanthropic. Thropic means together, doesn't it? What is the thropic? What's the derivative of thropic? Okay, no dead air here. Synthropic means when two groups of animals

that are entirely different species come together for a common goal. Oh, wow. Okay. Peter. That's also mutualism, so it's probably not that. Well, as we know, there's five other words. It's when mutualism happens, but it's kind of extreme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mutualism in space.

It's mutualism, but after 3 p.m. So this means... This means when animals that are of the same species who don't normally be in packs together or get together, get together and good guess. Do something. Because that could be real. Yeah.

synanthropic. It's quite literally the opposite of... It could be real. Philanthropic. It's when an animal does something... A pack animal does something that's helpful to only itself, but hurts the pack. Wow. Interesting.

I'm going to give a half point of forest for being the closest. Okay. Based on what? The answer here is animals that thrive alongside humans and human environments, like pigeons and rats. That's kind of fair. I think I get a hot one. I just don't remember what you said. I said it was two groups of animals coming together.

Yeah, you're the closest. Yeah. I thought he was just given it to me for popularity contest. No, I don't buy it. I probably do the opposite of that. I swear we've had Philopatra before, and I don't remember what it was. You were right. We have had Philopatra.

We have, right? No, we had filo pastry, which is delicious. Yes, yes. When filled with cherries. Fluffy and delicious. We definitely have. Do you remember what it is without looking at the answer? Well, no.

I looked at the answer. I probably remember. So, yeah, the word is philopatry. I remember doing this one and being like, I'm going to remember this and of course they don't. It's got Pat right in it. He knows what it is. I'm just going to guess quickly. It's when an animal gives an offspring to another animal that can't reproduce, like it gives an egg to a penguin that doesn't have an egg.

Interesting. It's a good guess. Go ahead. Go with that. I'm going to say this is when one group of animals. studies the cultural history of another group of animals. It's so stupid. I love it.

I don't remember at all. It's really irritating because it's like I should learn from these. I'm going to say Philopatri is when an animal follows another group of animals for protection. I don't even think that's a thing. Maybe a half point to Patrick.

I'd say it's almost a full point, but it's definitely not. Philopatry is returning to the book. birthplace or to breed or live like salmon or sea turtles. Yeah. Ah, that's right. I should know that. Like, that's not even that bizarre.

Do you know what I mean? Like, that's one I should know. Yeah, you should. I might have to get that tattooed on my forehead. Yeah, as a punishment. I like seven. I don't know what that is. I'm dying to know what six and seven are.

Yeah. So next, number six, stridulation. Stridulation. It's okay. I kind of like stridulation. I know right where Peter's head just went. Peter go first. He's going to combine striding and masturbation.

No. When you're running and jerking off at the same time. Was that your guess, Pat? No. But I knew it was yours. Well, I'm not going to go first. I've got to think. Stridulation.

My guess, no. Stridulation. I've got no etymology for this at all. It's got something to do with movement, I think. I'm going to say it's a movement where an animal, is just escaping from something and it gets into stridulation and it's just running or moving as fast as it can

away from danger. I'm going to say stridulation is when an animal has backwards facing knees like a chicken. I like that. The opposite of us. Is that a behavior? No. I'm going to say...

These don't have to be behaviors. No, I was just asking the question. I didn't say it did. Relax over there. I'm going to say that this is when animals make strides in modular components. So like in Minecraft, they move in squares. They go forward, side, back, push, and then they just keep doing all of them.

Humans that are salsa dancing. Electric slide. Half point for forest. Of course. But only just because he said the word legs, mostly. It's producing sound by rubbing body parts together like crickets. Oh, that makes sense, actually. I really like this edition that you've made, Pat, because it has a lot to the kids.

honestly. Ah, that insect that I hear in the night is stridulating. I'm just doing it for you. So while you're dictating, you have a visual. He is stridulating to make the sound. Thank you. Fuck off, professor. Yeah.

How about you just say this? I can hear the crickets. Yeah, that's right. That's it. He's stridulating. You don't even have to say his legs. Just I can hear the crickets. Got it.

Yeah. Yep. Cool. Okay, this is one I'm really interested. So the score is one and a half to Patrick, Forrest with one. What? Oh, yeah, because he got osteoderm. That's not fair because I knew it, but okay, that's fine.

This next question is worth half a point, so take that with what you will. The word is facultative bipedalism. Okay. I'm going to go first here. This is like what we saw in that gritty. Rizzly attacking the German Shepherd and the woman, where an animal typically is on all fours, but it will stand on its hind legs sometimes to attack. It's something that does not stand on two legs that does for a specific reason.

Three guesses for that. Yes. That is correct. Yeah, Peter gets the point, though. You said it first. But it was only worth half points. But at least he'll say your name now. Yeah, thank you.

At least I'm in the ballpark. Yeah. That is correct. Yeah. Okay. So let's just go through them real quick for us. Since you're the one who does this. Scensorial.

Is an animal like Spider-Man that climbs on the side of a building and spots things. Cryptobiosis. No, no. You've got to go everywhere. No, you've got to do it all. No, it's a learning exercise. I wasn't paying attention. No, cryptobiosis.

Oh, fuck off. This is the tardigrade. Yeah. Yeah, it's when it's in suspended animation. Okay. Osteoderm, bone on the outside. Yep. Me again? Well, I was just, we knew that one.

Synthropic. Shit, I don't remember what this one was. Synthropic was... Oh, I know what it is. What is it? It's when a specific species does very well living alongside humans. That's right.

That's right. Nice. Like rats and cats. Pigeons. Yeah. I remember this one. Philopatry. When you've been terrorists.

Completely forgotten. Peter, Philopatry. Yeah, again, I'm just going to have to say this is when an animal studies other animal cultures. When animals return to their place of birth, they see turtles. Okay, so we'll have to have this one on a third time for me to remember. I think so. Strigulation?

Anybody? Oh, the stridulating cricket. Making big strides at masturbation. There we go. And we got the bear. I mean, if you masturbate while sprinting, it's also called stridulation. That's right. It should be. It sounds really complicated.

Well, they also... Never mind. You must say it. I was going to try to make a joke about the escape giraffe. That when they found her, she was stridulating. But she wasn't. She couldn't possibly do that. It sounds really complicated.

And facultative bipedalism. That is when an animal walks on two legs when it only walks on fours normally. Yeah. What's that tiny little print that he put under seven there? I think that's the answer. Very nice. Oh, that's what he does. And then he copied.

And then you copy it over. So just for those watching at home, underneath the Beastly Buzzwords game where we can see the actual words, we try that again. When our other producer, not Kyle, but Indian Bert Reynolds. He puts it all in white so that we can read it and then Kyle copies it over and changes the font color.

It's a sneaky little system. That's a good system. It's not true. Half Indian Burr Reynolds. No, I put it in white. I hide it. I'd like to welcome half Indian Bert Reynolds to the Patreon. Thank you for post.

posting that comment that you posted, I thought it was Edwin because he's, he looks like a half Indian Bert Reynolds. I know, but he looks like a half Indian Bert Reynolds. No, it's a good name for him. It really is. It really is. It really is. It's he ha-ha-ha-ed it. So I don't think he was offended. No, and I don't think he was offended. It's hard to offend Edwin. He's great like that. Like you can just say anything at him and he's like, ha-ha. Kyle, let's do one question from the subscribers. One question. Oh, I like that. Yeah, we haven't had one in a hot. If you haven't listened in a while, we did a bunch last, last boner pod. Yeah. Pick any question.

Do crocodiles have ears? I'm waiting for you guys and then I'll wait. No, of course they don't have ears. They have probably a hearing hole in their head. That's correct. They have head coluika. This is, who sent this comment? Who sent this question?

Alex, stop it. No, he said he had a good question last week. Why? Because he could Google it. Any question that you can just answer in a one second Google? He's the one that asked the question, I think, about the quefing animals. I believe. Again, this is a Googleable question.

Alex, you're going to be banned from questions. No, dude. Keep them coming, Alex. Control off beer. Control off beer real quick. I like this question. Control F. Someone said they're a big beer drinker. You've never used it before.

Who is that? Chris B. I'm a huge beer drinker. Chris Barris. Outside of the obvious fat tire. Chris wants to know. What are your favorite beer and what's your DFL? What's your favorite? And your DFL.

I'll go first. Okay. Sure. Favorite is pretty easy for me. Okay. There's two. So I'll just do both. Cors Banquet's my favorite.

If I'm going to get beer, I'm getting Coors Banquet. Yeah. Bud heavy is almost as good. Just a classic Budweiser. It really is good. Glass bottle, though, I don't like as much out of a can. Yeah. DFL's, oh, there's two that are just both just like having just a fucking stranger

piss in your mouth. Sounds good. Corona's revolting. Really? Hot take. That is a cold Corona with a lime? I think that's an ice cold take.

Corona's grotesque. Wow. Wow. I've never heard this statement. I like an ice cold corona. It's me too. Might be my number one. Bro, I would rather chug a fucking hot tonic water.

That's what it tastes like. And then Heineken's obviously. Hynequin's definitely DSL. I agree. I like Hyneken. Hineken sucks. No, I agree. He's like your fucking mom.

I'm done. but it's so bad, dude. It's so yeasty. It's like, ugh, green bottle. It's skunked every time you get it. You know, they call it, Kyle, what are you saying? Do you know about this? No, why?

Because the bottles. No, because Heineken has such a high, look this up, Kyle, so I don't butcher it, but it has such a high yeast content, and yeast actually makes a certain percentage of men more aggressive. So they literally, I think it's the yeast, but they call Heineken the wife beater beer. Oh, no, it's Stella.

I'm sorry, Stella. Stella's gross, too. Yeah. What is the rationale behind it? It just said it's led to a reputation for bids drinking and domestic violence in British pub culture. Yeah, but it's to do with an ingredient in the Stella, but it doesn't really matter. It's Stella, not Heineken. But yeah, I also agree, Heineken kind of sucks.

All right, I go next. Yeah. So my favorite beer is there's like, it's called juicy IPA, man. Oh. No, no, but so it's like an IPA that doesn't taste very IPA, but it gets you smashed. Okay. It's like 9% or something. Who makes it?

New Belgium? Yeah, New Belgium. Oh, really? Oh, nice. That's good for us. It's a booeranger. Well, they sent us a bunch and, like, I was like, this is the best beer I've ever had. Strange.

Did you ever see those? No, no. Every time. Well, they would send us the variety pack. It would come to my house. I would take all of those ones out and put them in my refrigerator and bring the rest of them. Oh, got it. Smart.

And what's your DFL? DFL. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the one that's called, like, juicy or something. But it's so good, man. Anyways, my DFL is, um, is by far steel reserve because when I was in college, they were like, they were like a buck 99 and you, this one guy turned me on to him because you would get hammered.

They're a 9% but it's like malt liquor almost, but it's beer. It's beer. They come in cans. They some at 7-Eleven. And, uh, dude, you drink one of them and you're like, it's like you drank six beers. So like I drank a lot of them and now it's like repulsive. I don't think I've ever seen it before. It's like a Kings, like a Kings or something like that.

It's very common in the Midwest. My number one beer. Mickey's. Oh, Mickey's, dude. Mickey's Grenades, baby. Dude, Mickey's was the beer for Edward 40 hands. Oh, totally, dude, the best. My favorite beer is a Kassel Lager, C-A-S-T-L-L-E or Castle as America's

Is it? Castle or castle? I call it Castle Lager. It's like halfway between a bud heavy and a bud light. That's the best way I can describe it. It tastes like a Budweiser, but a Budwight lights, like too watery. But it's grotesque. And a Bud Heavy is great, but this is like halfway between. It's like not quite as heavy as a full on Budweiser and it's nowhere near as water is a Bud Light. It's really nice. It's a really good beer. My favorite beer. DFL for me, and I will pick a specific, but any IPA, I think all IPAs are disgusting. I don't get it. They're tough.

Make the specific. Okay, I will. So specifically, I'm just going to take IPAs out because I can't say this IPA is the worst because I won't drink them. Another hot take here, Guinness. Worst? It's the worst. I don't get it. I've tried it so many times.

I've wanted to drink it. I tried to have, I had one in Ireland because I was like, I'm in Ireland. I got to drink. Of course. And I enjoyed it for the experience, but the beer sucks. It's just sucks. It's just, I don't want black beer. It's gross.

It's not really. It's, is it, I mean, it's a beer technically, but isn't it called something else? It's like a drought. Yeah, a draft. It's a stout, isn't it? A stout. Yeah. Stout.

But it's just gross. When you drink a Guinness, like, you're like, that's not like any other beer that that exists. You know, it's also a own thing. It's very low calorie. Yeah. It is. There are more calories in a Corona than a Guinness. I got to start drinking these.

Last thing I'll throw out, have you ever had Tusker? Yeah. It's great. Tusker is amazing. Yeah. You're talking about the Kenyan beer. Yes. Yeah, it's great.

If you go, like, like, If you go to like Bevmo, I highly recommend you try Tusker if you see it or Tusker. It's fucking great. It's delicious. There's another, is that the Vanuatu one, the other Tusker? There's two Tuskers. What's that one? What country is that?

That's Vanuatu. There's two countries beers that are both tuskers. One is a boar and one is an elephant. Oh, yeah. I'm talking about the Kenyan line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. It's very good.

I had the tech shop for a while. I like that question. If you take your special lady out to an Ethiopian restaurant and they serve Tusker because a lot of them do. Get it. You try it and act real culture. Good night, everybody. Good night, everybody.

Oh, yes, I love a light Tusker, please. I'll have a Tusker. What kind of lagers? Eating my mush food with my hands. Shuffing it down my throat. Do you have any canyon loggers? Recently, our company's softball team lost the big game by one run. Then Dale tried to console us with the quote, winning isn't everything.

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