Wild Times: Wildlife Education - Do Aliens Exist? - The Wild Times Ep. 124
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There were giant civilizations in the Amazon advanced.
You guys have seen some of this?
Like in Peru and stuff?
All over.
All over the Amazon jungle.
The Amazon is a cultivated jungle.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that is now a known thing.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's basically a planted jungle.
Wild Times.
Woo!
Here we go.
Yeah.
It's the Wild Times.
Episode number 124.
Kyle held up a little four years.
I saw that.
I didn't know.
He knew I didn't know.
He knew I didn't know.
We are jacked up today.
Yeah.
Just pumping caffeine.
So much caffeine.
So many coffees.
I'm excited for a, this is going to, here's, here's my promise to the brosters.
Uh-huh.
This is going to be the best podcast we've ever done.
Oh, big time.
I was saying we walked in this morning to our studio.
This is our very expensive multi-billion dollar studio, not Peter's living room.
And Patrick was sitting there.
And we both just, both just said how much it felt like the weekend was here.
100%.
Yeah.
Best part of my week right now.
Yeah.
For sure.
No question.
It's, it just feels great.
It's nice when you, when you know you're going to do this on a Friday.
Yeah.
We should always do this on Friday.
We should always do this on Friday.
Because then you load your fucking Monday through Thursday.
Right.
Now it's the weekend.
And it's like an early weekend because this is very far from feeling like work.
It's not.
Yeah.
Once I crack one of those fat tires, it's definitely not going to do it.
They sent some interesting stuff there.
Some of these cans have like graffiti on them.
Voodoo Ranger?
Dude, those are, those can pack a punch.
I got this juice force IPA, man.
I drank like five of these yesterday.
I thought they came with a six-pack and we're down to one.
What's the alcohol percent in that?
It's 9.5.
Shut the fuck.
I was feeling real good.
It's like drinking a glass of wine.
Yeah, that'll...
No, it's like drinking 12 ounces of wine.
And by the way, it's good.
And I don't even like IPAs, so...
You'll get yourself a juice force IPA.
I'm going to...
Not now, though.
I'm going to enjoy my Starbucks for the next hour.
You have one of those and we can't continue to podcast the rest of the day.
I'll literally just start podcasting horizontally on the catalog.
Dude.
So I'm...
Hell yeah.
I'm here for it.
Look, there's been something in the news.
It has to be addressed.
Okay.
Peter has been nonstop texting us and putting it on the WhatsApp.
Dude, it's been relentless.
So let's throw it to Peter so he can tee up something very topical that happened this week.
Peter, tell us about the aliens.
I'm real excited today.
Recent news and alien news, force has been texting me, which means it's real big.
We should pull up that thing I sent you.
I thought it was really funny.
Should I send it to Kyle?
Yeah, send it to Kyle.
All right.
Explain because I actually, all jokes aside, before you even go into this,
can you explain it to me?
Because I only am texting you the TikTok videos that I think are funny and I don't actually
know what's happened.
Sure, sure.
So what happened was there was a congressional hearing with the House Intelligence Committee
where they had basically three of the most credible witnesses to the U.F.
They call it UAP now phenomenon.
Two pilots that literally were up in the air gave testimony about basically they're like,
these are objects flying around, posing a risk to pilots everywhere.
And you guys are just ignoring it.
So they blew the whistle.
And they're like, hey, everybody.
Like, they're shit flying around that defies the laws of physics.
Nobody will tell us what it is.
They don't want to talk about it.
So they're basically, they went in front of Congress and testified.
under oath.
So, I mean, you lie about that.
You go to jail, basically.
That this is what's happening and has been for decades.
The first guy on there, his name is Fravor.
I don't know his first name.
Ryan Graves?
No, no.
So there's Ryan Graves.
And then there's a commander, Fravor.
It was a commander in the Air Force.
And he, he in 2004 was the guy that was in the air when they saw the what's called
the,
the,
the tic-tac.
Yeah,
it's the shape of a
TikTok.
Yeah, I've seen that.
Famous video.
USS Nimitz.
He was his
aircraft carrier.
They detected it
on the aircraft carrier,
on the plane.
There it is right there.
Yep.
So anyways,
he testified to this.
Then Ryan Graves...
Wait, let's slow down a sec.
Yeah.
I know you're excited.
But did Fravor...
So they...
Because you just said something.
Did they see it
from the aircraft carrier
and then did Fraver go up
in the plane to investigate it?
No, they were out.
They were out.
Actually, I'm not 100% clear on that.
They definitely were in the air when they saw it.
Got it.
And it was detected on all their radar.
They got very close to it.
I believe he said within 50 feet.
So saw it with their own eyes.
Within 50 feet.
Yes.
It does.
It buzzes them.
It comes in and you can see it go off to the left side of the plane.
And Ryan Graves, the other pilot.
Who's coming on the Wild Times.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
That's important.
Testifying in front of fucking house intelligence.
committee sworn. Yeah. So he testified that there are all of these, he saw basically like a clear
box with a sphere inside of it. And they see these things all of the time. Daily. Yeah. That's what he
was saying on Rogan, right? It's like we see this every week or every day or whatever. What he said on
Rogan, and I believe he said this in front of the House Intelligence Committee, it was when they
switched out their radar systems. Yes. So they got, there was new tech and they were like, yeah,
we're going to switch out the radars on all the planes like this this shit's just better.
And when they switch the radar systems, they're like, what fuck are these things?
They're everywhere.
And he was like, now we saw that this shit was around us every day.
Oh, wow.
And not only just around, but legitimately like monitoring them.
Like he said that so when they go in for training to these pilots riding these jets,
they have an area like that they have to go into the training zone.
Sure.
So they all go in through the same like corridor.
all yeah like a little opening in the air and uh these he said that got so close to these things
they were basically like right at the same elevation altitude where they go in and at the same
in the same like general area basically just sitting there oh they almost ran into them is what he said
so these guys are testifying and then the most recent whistleblowers the third guy who testified
his name is david grush and the shit that he came out with just really
recently is literally the thing that everybody is like no fucking way.
He basically is testifying, A, that there has been a giant cover-up of this whole
phenomenon, multi-decade, 80 years.
He said 1930s is when we retrieved the first crap, which leads me to the second point,
they're covering up a giant crash retrieval program of these UFOs that the U.S. is known
about, and there's a section that's not government that's like out in the intelligence agency.
It's like men in black.
It's like its own little.
For real.
These would be like your men in black people.
That's what we all suspected might be happening.
Totally.
He's confirming sworn testimony and he has, he was inside.
Yeah, he was also.
And his credibility is that he was like the head of the AI.
I forget what it's called.
But one of the intelligence agency sections that investigates this shit.
Okay.
And he blew the whistle because as he started reporting,
this phenomenon, what he was hearing firsthand, from all of these testimonies and witnesses who
said that they've seen bodies, non-human biological bodies, and that they've seen crashed
UFOs, and basically those are the two main points.
And they testified to him, he told the superiors, they just wanted to brush it on the rug.
And so he went to like, one of the, a committee they just set up to report it.
Jesus.
Sorry.
It's a lot.
He's excited.
It's great.
I'm learning a lot.
I don't know about this.
He reported it to the higher ups of the committee that was set up by Congress because they're not in a loop on any of this.
The new one.
The new one.
Yeah.
And then he was retaliated against by people.
Basically, they threaten his life.
They threatened his wife's life is what he was alluding to.
He says people have been hurt by this.
All under oath.
People have been killed.
And so he blew the whistle on that and reported it.
And Congress was like.
Well, what the hell is this shit?
You know, we want to know about this.
And that's why they called the hearing.
And the public also wants to know.
So it was a public hearing.
Hundreds of thousands of people watched the live stream from around the world.
Really?
It was like fucking 4 a.m. our time or some shit.
Oh, wow.
And 6 a.m.
Yeah.
Just better ratings than TV.
Yeah.
Last thing I'll say.
No, no, you're good.
There's a lot more coming.
What we were left.
They already passed some legislation through the Senate.
The very same night or the,
next day that this happened to get more people to start coming forward about this stuff.
And Congress and senators are very interested in figuring out what the hell is going on.
Okay.
And David Groose said that he would provide names, lists of people that will testify.
So there's going to be a lot more like disclosure, if you want to call it, coming.
And people are very excited, including me.
So, first of all, I'm not discrediting any part of that.
No, you can discredit it.
No, no, no.
This is just my opinion.
But as you say all of this, I want to play devil's advocate on one part here.
I'm not saying that any of it's bullshit.
I'm not saying all of its bullshit anything.
What I'm asking is how much of this, to me this seems like a perfect opportunity for a smoke and mirror show to distract us from the fact that we're on the brink of a massive economic collapse.
The American dream is dead.
Nobody has affordable health care.
The media is a disaster.
Like this is like a, if you could write a textbook on how to dangle a carrot and distract people from the fact that their daily lives are slowly circling the toilet in the United States.
This is like the playbook on how to do it.
The only thing about that is like I still believe that even if they say, you know, Congress took over, they shut down the shadowy agency, they got the video, they released the video.
And the president comes out and says, this is the real video.
of the non-human biologics that we recovered from the Roswell crash site,
my mom's not going to care.
Sure.
People that don't want this are not going to give a shit.
I see what you said.
I think it's people like 35, 40 and under, or let's say 50 and under that are going to even give a flying fuck about this.
But you don't think this is just a perfect opportunity to take pressure off of the American government?
I just don't think it's hitting big enough.
I don't think it's hitting big enough.
I don't think it's hitting big enough.
It's really not.
I mean, it's not like it's, I'm not, I'm not seen it on the news every day.
I guarantee my wife doesn't know about this.
And when I tell her, she's going to be like, oh, cool.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I can attest to that.
But you could be right.
I'm just, you know.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it's like, you know, we always do that, right?
It's like we come up with these headlines.
And I'm going to say we.
I mean, like to try and distract the populace from what's going on.
Absolutely.
But so, I mean, the thing that I'm most intrigued by is that, and if you watch the testimony,
I can't remember who the congresswoman was that that grew...
Luna?
Maybe.
Yeah, that was talking about the non-human biologics.
I believe it was Luna.
But like, you can just see, like, she's almost kind of smiling.
Like, you can just see that she's like,
this is so fucking weird that I'm asking these questions.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, not even believing it herself.
But he also, what I thought was interesting,
confirmed that one of the crash sites was in Roswell, New Mexico,
and that it was real.
the best thing would be when they all link up
when they're like, okay,
Bob Lazar's story is perfectly connected to this
and this is connected to that
and these sightings make sense.
It'll, like it all links up.
You know, it's like right now
there's all these fragmented pieces
that are starting to come closer
and Roswell connecting and blah, blah, blah.
But it's like if it could just all mesh
and it's like, yes, everything everybody has said is accurate
and here's the path to explain that.
You know what I mean?
So you said, I asked you,
a few weeks ago, okay, if they come out with the video
of what the pilots of these things were,
and you said, weak, you know, very little muscle tone,
weak bodies.
Give me, let's say that I said, I've seen the video,
and that's incorrect.
What's your second guess?
Okay.
And I just said, you're wrong on that.
Okay.
What's a biologically,
informed opinion of it's it's not weak little gray aliens yeah it's not it's really different than
that okay what is i've seen it they are weak and gray then i would go i still have to imagine there's so
much more advanced than we are so very large cranium big head yeah okay that's you're right on
huge head okay good good good is this a thing that there's there's actually something no okay
no i'm just playing a game here but i would say very large head
full of brains.
It's so hard to imagine them being physically, like,
dominant in any aspect.
But humanoid.
I mean, it's just got to go humanoid.
You got to be humanoid?
Yeah, it's got to have two legs, two arms, big brain.
I'm still going, like, that, like, Slender Man version, though.
Got it.
It doesn't have to be, like, crumpled, tiny little gray.
But they could be, like, 20 feet tall?
They could be 20 feet tall, sure.
I was just seeing if I could get you to octopus next.
No, that's, you got to go to Peter for that.
They have three brains, don't they?
Yeah.
Three hearts and nine brains?
Jesus, I'm blanking.
I think nine.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's something insane.
How many brains do octopus have?
Yeah, look that out.
Is it one in each tentacle and then a central?
Sounds right.
Nine.
Nine brains.
So that's one in the main head and then one in each tentacle, basically.
Which is so alien to think about.
That's more alien than a little blue guy who's 20 feet tall.
Nine brains.
Dude, I mean, honestly, these things can shape shift, change color.
and they have, I mean,
these brains in their tentacles are essentially like,
can you imagine what it would feel like
just to have like neurons and brains in your limbs?
Absolutely not.
I know, because I can't even conceive of my own nerves.
I can't even concede of my own brain.
Like this thing up here controls everything
and everything I'm thinking.
That thing up there is you.
That's it. That's all it is.
That's all there is.
It's a little like one pound thing of fucking soft potato mush.
I think if I had to, I'd put a second brain in the tip of my penis.
That would be the only place for it.
That would be so bad.
Well, I feel like maybe it would...
That would not be good for monogamy.
No, it would not be good for monogamy.
You'd be able to make better decisions with the brain in your dick.
That's probably true.
Because right now, I either think with this or this.
It's just problem.
They're not problem solving against each other.
Boner needs to put in whole.
That's all the dick you're doing up.
What is Kyle pulling?
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All right, so there's this video that technically has never been debunked.
It's Wild Times Video Review.
It's called, it's an alien.
The video is called Skinny Bob, and there is some editing on it, put some time code.
It's supposedly from the KGB, but this is my best guesstimate at what aliens look like.
Grush confirmed that China and Russia were aware of the recoveries.
That's right, and that there's a cold war going on.
For a moment.
A cold war going on between China, Russia, and the U.S.
Yeah, if you could scrolls.
When it comes to this.
Well, I'll say this.
I'll say this.
I don't doubt for a second that of those three,
governments, China, Russia, the U.S.
Here's skinny Bob.
Here we go.
Dude, look at the way the eyes.
This has never been debunked.
Not like officially.
There's some things about it, but they had like Hollywood, quote unquote, VFX artists,
look at this and say that the way that the eyes blink and the way that the head moves
would be very hard to do.
Is he wearing tight pants?
Dude, this is the suit.
Look at the body.
It's just like forest described.
Very humanoid.
Big head.
wearing just like a black turtleneck body suit.
I think there's one more at the end.
I mean, it's basically human.
That's a human in like a million years.
That's exactly what it is.
That is a human in a million years.
Family vacation or something.
Supposedly this footage was taken when the humans were having a meeting with these guys
because they're having meetings.
And somebody took an undercover video and got caught.
And there's your guy right there, Skinny Bob.
But I mean, that is humans.
in a million years.
They've lost all like...
Yeah, they have atonia.
Right, they're atonia.
They're sexually ambiguous.
You can't tell what's a male or a woman.
Maybe not even any sexual organs
because they're just growing everything in a test tube.
Okay, the only reason we still have muscles,
we care about the gym, blah, blah, blah, blah, is for reproduction.
There's no other reason.
I don't care what anybody says.
It's not being a man or being a hot chick or whatever
is literally just for reproduction.
try and fool myself and is saying I'm doing it for my health.
You're not.
And then I look in the mirror and I see that I have actual breasts and I'm like, no,
I got to work on the pecs more because they're sagging.
Right.
That's the only reason.
And this was different a few hundred years ago.
And that's what's crazy.
Like we used to actually have to be strong in order to, you know, help out on the farm and move our oxen and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Produce a thousand children to help on the farm.
All of that.
But in Western world today, the only reason you need any physical.
strength or anything is for sexual reproduction. It's all gone. And this is this is the next evolution
of that. This is us at the rate we're going in like 25 years. But no, but like this is us in, you know,
100,000 years or whatever. It's like all everything comes down to material and technology,
which is all formulated from our brain. So all energy goes to the brain. Obviously your head gets bigger.
Your body just becomes very blah. It's still there. You still need it to move.
around and feed yourself and everything else. But the physical abilities are completely unimportant.
So Forrest, Pat, let's say, okay, let's say, I mean, can we all agree that, like,
there are objects flying around that defy physics and they don't know what they are?
At least, can we agree with that?
No question.
There have always been always, sorry, real quick dog leg here.
There have always throughout history and always will be things that are unexplainable to science,
period.
And any scientist that goes on there and says it can all be explained, it's not true.
It doesn't matter what element you're talking about, whether it's trees talking to each other or things flying around in the sky or things in the deep sea or how the soil understands soil.
The soil has a brain.
I mean, it doesn't even make sense.
We blow that off because we don't understand it scientifically.
So we're like, yeah, yeah, whatever.
That's not a real thing.
That's a good point, too, about blowing things off because you don't understand.
I mean, actually probably applicable here partly too, maybe.
But let me ask you this.
So let's say that what?
But Grush said is true.
There is a crash retrieval program.
They have definitely found non-human intelligence.
And that's it.
Okay, well, we're not going to speculate on anything else.
Sure.
But that is true.
What is your reaction to that?
Does your life change?
Are you like, what's the purpose?
Like, what do you?
No.
Right?
No.
My life doesn't, nothing changes.
Nothing.
The one thing that would interest me,
I'm sort of answering your question with a question.
I want to get your take too.
If somebody said to me,
undeniably,
here is proof
that there are real alien life forms
and real crashes and they're out here,
I might go as far,
especially if it was like,
oh, they're just remote and they're hiding and all of that,
I might go as far as to be like,
okay, I'm shifting focus a little bit here.
Like instead of looking for critically,
My thing is I've always been a hunter, right?
And I know that's ridiculous to say on it for who I am.
But I am a hunter.
At the core of it, I'm a hunter.
I want to hunt down the rarest, the hardest to find the most unique creatures.
I don't want to kill them, but I want to hunt them down.
And I would maybe change focus to this.
Now, if this is intelligent life and they're mixed in with the population,
it's going through archives of emails and shit, forget about it.
It's just like, I wouldn't get anywhere.
But if it's like, hey, we know these things are in Indo somewhere.
in the jungle, well, now I'm your guy.
What if I told you I know where some are?
Would you go look?
If this was already a proven thing, absolutely.
Are you kidding me?
In a heartbeat.
Yeah, Pat, how would your life change?
I don't think it would really change much of anything
besides that there would be a wave of like TV shows in this space.
Patrick's thinking about how to produce it.
But it's sort of like, you know, we already live an incredibly strange existence.
And that like, yeah, that's for sure.
We're like one of the few animals that by the time you're five realizes that you're on a definite path to just being gone.
Yeah.
Like we live a very, so if you want to think about that all the time, it'll make you crazy.
Like sort of, I feel like my existence is like try and have as much fun as I can and enjoy things.
Yeah.
So like, is this really going to change anything?
Not really.
Right.
Unless they said like, oh, we have definite intelligence.
intelligence that they're planning to come and take us as slaves and colonize the planet.
And I'd be like, oh, that's weird. I don't know what to do about that. Have you ever,
and I'm going to want to bring this up now so Kyle can maybe find it. Have you ever seen,
I think the most accurate representation of planet Earth I've ever seen is the South Park
episode. Have you guys ever seen this where Earth is a reality show in the galaxy?
I haven't seen it.
Kyle, see if you can find the like trailer for it. It's like, this week on Vognol or something
like that. But I, you wouldn't think though, I mean, okay, so what about the implications that
there, there, there are potentially interdimensional beings that are like, because how do you get
here from hundreds of millions of light years away? The only way is to fold space and time,
go through. There's no possible way. Oh, I don't know, dude. You're now you're, now you're
way outside of anything. I feel like that's like beyond what we should be speculating about at this point.
Well, this was just said during the testimony.
Oh, they were asking, like, how did they get here?
Grush literally, and theoretically, what they, he heard, I guess, from the witnesses,
and what they theorize is that space time folds.
And so instead of being obviously all the way over here and all the way, you fold,
you go through what's called a wormhole.
Yeah, you just fold it.
Yeah.
You fold the galaxy.
It's like laundry except for travel.
But that's what I'm saying, though.
Like everything we know about the physical world, our physics,
turns out to just be some monkey-brained bullshit.
Here's an interesting fact.
Gravity is pretty easy concept to wrap your head around, right?
For the most part.
Thanks to Newton.
That's gravity.
You know that it's no one knows what causes gravity or what it is.
Is that true?
That is true.
100%.
My friend told me this.
I was like, you're a fucking tin put, take your tinfoil hat.
Right, right.
And I looked it up.
He's like, look up, Google it.
Nope.
And I Google it.
There's not even a theory.
about what causes gravity.
Nobody knows what gravity is.
That's fascinating.
It's just one of these...
We just accept that it's a thing.
That's what it goes back to what I was saying before
about like, nobody's questioning it.
They're not like, oh, gravity, that's made up.
You know, they're just like, yeah, we don't know it.
Move on.
A lot of like theoretical physics,
because I've been reading about it, obviously,
about all this shit,
is based on the fact that there's things that happen around us
and they can manipulate physics,
and do things to get a result that they want,
they just don't know how the fuck it works.
Like, they don't know.
And that's the whole, like,
they're trying to figure out, like,
why quantum entanglement is a thing.
They have no idea what that forces.
I don't think you know what quantum entanglement is.
I definitely don't.
I mean, I know what the, what the,
what happens with it.
Okay, explain it.
Explain quantum entanglement.
So quantum entanglement is when you could take a particle and you can,
uh,
I got it,
It gets tangled with another particle.
And then you could send the other particle to the moon.
Yeah.
And you can leave one here on Earth.
And you switch the polarity of one.
The polarity of the other one will switch instantaneously without any lag, nothing.
There's something that has connected those two things.
And that's like one of the things that quantum physics tries to figure out.
Do you know about this?
No.
I have no idea what's saying.
My eyes just glazed it over.
Okay.
So they've done these experiments in like the grid.
Grand Hadron Collider, right?
Okay.
It's a big, huge thing that's under the ground.
Yeah, yeah.
And they take a paired couplet,
it's a proton and electron that are,
have always been connected since matter has existed.
Yep.
Right?
They separate them using some science.
Uh-huh.
And they shoot one,
they shoot them around the collider so that they're separated by like 15 miles of
Earth's core.
Sure.
Dense material.
Right.
The electron passes by this fucking thing,
a laser or something,
that switches,
that zaps the electron
and changes it to a proton.
Right?
So instead of a negative,
it's a positive.
Yeah,
right.
Changes the polarity of the electron.
Yep.
At the exact same time,
they're measuring to the millionth of a second.
The proton changes to an electron.
Oh,
you're kidding.
On the other side of the collider,
15 miles away,
separated by...
So they're communicating somehow.
Somehow, no theory as to what that is.
And I didn't realize that was called quantum.
entanglement.
Yeah.
Dude, it's wild.
If you start looking into quantum mechanics and theoretical physics,
what they're studying with like string theory and stuff,
it's like when you get,
basically they're breaking down all of matter,
which we used to think like the atom was the smallest.
Now they have like things that make up each proton and electron called quarks.
It just keeps getting smaller and smaller and smaller, dude.
And it's like they have,
they don't understand the forces that hold these things together.
They don't understand gravity.
They don't understand the smaller forces that are,
Holding these things together.
But the power and the energy within them,
this is why the atom was so few.
Yeah, we figured out how to use that.
That's what I'm saying.
To blow each other up.
They know how to use it.
They still don't fucking understand.
Okay, but let me throw another one out to you.
Yeah.
Okay.
There's not all we,
if everything that was said in the testimony,
which I believe is true,
all we know is that there's a non-human biologic
flying around in cool planes within our atmosphere.
Sure.
that doesn't mean they came from another planet
100% right they might just have always been here
they may have been you know they may have
developed this technology before well we were
climbing out of the jungle dude that's kind of what
honestly swear to God not to suck up but that's exactly where
my brain went no yeah this aliens
because you guys you've heard my like canoe theory
before right where I'm like so my
whole thing and I heard this somewhere I'm not taking credit
for this but my whole thing is like
is there other
intelligent life in the universe, of course. But it's like us living on a tiny little island
and them living on a tiny little island on the other side of the ocean. Those two will never
meet. Like it doesn't matter what canoe you build. You'll never be able to transfer that distance.
And that's how I feel about intelligent life in the galaxy at this point in time. Like these canoes
don't exist. Sure. Like you know, the universe is infinite. Of course there's another planet
full of way clever, way dumber, everything creatures. When you think about
how big the universe is.
Like our minds can't even comprehend it.
Exactly.
It's crazy.
That's why I don't believe, for the most part,
I don't believe that those intelligent forms have come over this vast ocean of space to this planet just for a visit or just to hang out.
I think.
Well, sure.
And I don't understand any of them.
But I think that it's much more likely that, you know, more likely, again, I have nothing to ground this in,
that these are gods, right?
These are what we as humans have seen of gods as gods,
like in the ancient pyramids and blah, blah,
they're creatures that live alongside us
or we're always here,
or maybe they're us from the future
that has figured out time travel.
I feel like time travel is more realistic
than jumping across the galaxy.
I don't know.
I'm just saying things that I think
and I've seen a lot of movies.
And what you're saying,
these are all theories that are out there
and they're legitimately investigating these things.
Like what you just said,
I mean, there's researchers who are
who are trying to study
you know, ancient civilizations.
We don't know, we've had so many ice ages
that we don't know what was behind an ice age
at any given point necessarily.
The ice could just build up, pulverizes everything,
giant glaciers.
There's no record of anything.
It's just all gone.
It could have been these fucking,
these old humans, a couple of them survived.
They live in underwater caves or something.
Right. Who knows? And they're so much more advanced or whatever it happens to be.
I also think it's one of the best indications that this is even possible is like some of the recent evidence that's come out that there were giant civilizations in the Amazon advanced.
You guys have seen some of this?
Like in Peru and stuff?
All over. All over the Amazon jungle. The Amazon is, and Kyle, you can find some clips or whatever.
I still want to show you the South Park thing if we can.
But the Amazon is a cultivated jungle.
That is not...
Oh, really?
Yeah, that is now a known thing.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's basically a planted jungle.
What?
It's a...
There's a whole level.
There's a whole gamut of sort of ideas that comes to this.
Nevertheless.
Yeah.
That's insanity.
Supposed pristine untouched Amazon rainforests was actually shaped by humans.
This is mind-blowing.
And this is proven now, by the way.
Like, humans planted most of the Amazon.
They grew the fruit that is there.
They created a bunch of the soil.
And now, with LIDAR,
and literally in the last like eight years,
they're figuring out that there were mass civilizations in the Amazon
that have gone away that are all underground and under all of this
because the soil is, this goes so in depth.
But because of the style of soil,
it's one place that we can see down and blah, blah, blah.
But yeah, an estimated 390 billion trees.
I think that's saying has been planted.
But yeah, there are uncovering civilizations in the Amazon,
like the Lost City of Z.
You guys know that story, right?
I've heard, yeah.
That was a real story.
Like that, not just that was a real story,
but he was actually onto something.
There were civilizations,
and Kyle,
maybe you can find something on that.
There were civilizations of tens of thousands,
hundreds of thousands of people living in the heart of the Amazon.
And this is just coming out,
and it's sort of like the alien thing.
Yeah.
We're just like, okay.
Bro.
And I'll tell you why we,
okay, so just,
I'm going to tangent slightly.
So I think I told Forrest about this.
But so an explorer who's,
super legit part of the Explorers Club,
which, you know, is a thing, right?
I mean, they let me in, so you don't have to be that legit.
Yeah, but you've explored a lot.
That's true. No, I'm just joking.
But super legit.
He's an archaeologist,
a professor at one of the fancy schools in Boston,
and he has been on this thing for like 10 years
in the jungles of Peru,
you know, working with locals.
The same guy's been working with him for a decade.
And he discovered a basically,
unknown city.
Right.
Pretty fucking cool.
Is this the Guatemala?
No, not Guatemala.
Honduras one?
No, it's Peru.
Peru.
Okay.
And so, super rough track.
I was talking to him.
I said, send me the pictures from what, of what you found.
Yeah.
Sent me the pictures.
Fucking amazing.
Right.
Totally different architecture than like what you see at Machupeachu.
Full cities, right?
Super old.
I mean, it's hard to tell because it's so overgrown, but definitely like evidence of large buildings,
you know, clearly squared off.
you know, stacked on top of each other.
Unknown city in Peru, this guy found.
He wants to go do a full-on expedition and was like,
let's take this to some of the networks that fund expeditions.
And sent them the pictures,
did the whole write-up, did big meetings with him on there,
and just watched these fucking armchair people
who don't leave, you know, D.C. or New York.
Yeah.
just skewer this guy.
Wow.
And like just like came into the meeting super negative.
And I was like, it dawned on me and I texted my partner.
I go, they don't want to discover anything now.
Correct.
They came into this meeting just wanting to tear them apart.
And we have a slideshow of 50 pictures of an unknown city in the jungle.
Right. And it was an hour of them just tearing this guy a new asshole.
By the way.
Who's a fucking professor at an Ivy.
League school. By the way, that's all you should need. If you walk into any fucking place in the world
that has a lot of money that is trying to communicate to the masses through media what's going
on and go, hey, we have 50 pictures of a lost city that has never been documented and we don't know
what's there and we don't understand the civilization and we don't know why it's like this.
We're going to go there and uncover it. They should just be like, here's the check, put the number
down, communicate this to the world. For the responsibility of the, of the, of
the planet as an organization
that is dedicated to putting out
media for you to understand
I know who this is because
I'm not going to say them but as an
organization that is dedicated to
telling the truth and uncovering new things
it's our responsibility
to communicate this and investigate it.
You would think. I got an idea
but it's just actually not out. Kyle, type
in. Why don't we fund this guy? Type in, there's
two things you can type in. Loss City of the Monkey God
is one. That's the most well-known one
But the other one is just... Start a new business?
Just type in Lost Civilizations in the Amazon.
This is a big thing.
This isn't a small thing.
I believe it.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
But seriously, though, I mean, that should be our goal is to be one of these media companies that can take these.
People would kill to see these.
This is why we have our own channel.
But that's the difference.
I want to just, I want to, we can talk business for a second here.
I don't care who hears this.
That's why we're doing this on YouTube.
Okay.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
Because we could go, I mean, between Patrick and I, we could go to a handful of places.
and probably get some shitty low budget show and throw it on the air in six months.
But we'd have a bunch of confines.
We wouldn't be able to do what we want to do.
If this thing gets to where we want it to...
Yeah, that's the goal.
Yeah, it's fun to joke around, talk about a camping trip or even send me on something.
But ultimately, if this professor came to us in five years and this was going as well as we hope it was,
was like, hey, I want to go down there and uncover the city.
We'll be like, yeah, we'll take Kyle with a camera and let's see what we get.
Exactly. It's funny because a lot of like because like it's been a tough environment for.
I'm getting fired up. I've had too much coffee.
Sorry. I'm just getting just like, sorry.
It's been a very energetic. It's been a very difficult environment in media. And so some of what I've been taking out is going to, there's like 10 companies that are just funded by billionaires.
Yeah. And each one has a mission. And they're like, we want to do like two or three projects a year.
Yeah. And we're funding it and we don't care if they make money. Right. And here's our mission.
It's to, you know, do good for the world or, you know, whatever.
And it's like, we just need some billionaire to be like, let's do real science and exploration.
You guys are going to be the arbiters of what you do.
Right.
Do two or three things a year.
That's what we need.
If you're a billionaire in the audience.
Yeah.
We probably have several, I imagine.
Maybe.
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So I think all of this talk about unknown and what we don't know about the world.
I think what I would like to see more study on is my corosol networks.
It's the weirdest thing we know about.
And the problem is, and this is going to take offense.
Hang on, explain this for those that don't know real cool.
Oh, sure, yeah.
It's the neuron system that is all basically living myself.
which is the best way to put it is like the roots of mushrooms that are interconnected under the soil.
That's the earth's brain basically.
So the earth is a brain.
Tree root systems, right?
So there are areas where you have tree roots that are covered in this like micorizae or is that, am I pronouncing right?
Mycelium.
Mycelium is one of these.
It's called a micorosal network.
Microrizal network.
I got some of that in my office over there.
Yeah.
But so tree root systems that have this fungus present.
Yeah.
Elaborately communicate.
Yeah.
Go to that one, Kyle.
Exactly.
When this fungus is not present, they don't.
Sure.
So this fungus, and I'm not talking about like communication like really, like really elaborate communication.
Right.
It's not Morse code here.
It's like Wi-Fi.
How do they?
So here.
How do they measure this?
What are they communicating?
Well, so here's an example.
In a place in Africa that has giraffes that has these micawazole networks where the trees are,
giraffes will come by and eat the leaves of trees, which is not good, right?
Sure.
Because it's less photosynthesis going on, less surface area to collect sunlight and water and all that shit, right?
Okay.
So, giraffes come by and eat the leaves.
Goes through the micorazole network.
The roots are communicating.
a mile away, the trees will start producing a toxin that makes the leaves taste like shit.
Yeah.
So by the time the giraffes get there, they're like, ugh, garbage.
Yeah.
So as they move closer to that, the leaves get worse.
And then the giraffes, as he said, get there and go, well, we kind of eat them.
And this is like a phenomenon they don't know that much about.
It's a new field of study.
All they know is that the trees can talk to each other and change that.
Not only that, I saw a recent one.
I think I saw this yesterday, that recent, that some of the forests,
will actually get up and move.
Like in Lord of the Rings, dude.
Basically. No, look this up, Kyle.
Migrating, I think it was called migrating forests
where they will move up to several feet a year
intentionally. And this is like new science.
The roots are just kind of like pulling.
Exactly. Yeah, and you don't even know that it's happening.
Here it is, migrating forests.
This is by far the most interesting podcast we've ever done.
For you, for sure. And yeah, I don't know.
Some of this looks very questionable.
I went for a show.
I was interviewing the head of this department.
Tulane University in New Orleans is like on the forefront of studying this stuff.
And she did a bunch of science and were showing us stuff like, you know,
on these like scanning electron microscopes.
I wish I could remember everything I learned, but it was like two years ago.
But it's what was cool about it was like this super badass PhD that is like,
because that's what you do for a TV show.
You go, who's the person that knows the most?
Jesus, who's the person that knows the most?
and then you call them and you go,
would you want to talk about this on camera?
They're like, yeah, nobody's calling me to go on camera.
Sure, exactly, yeah.
And so, and the coolest part was just her going,
oh, we, we know, we're not even close to understanding this.
Right. Like right now we're just coming up with like wacky theories on a whiteboard.
Well, what's cool is that she had the self-confidence to say that.
Yeah, yeah.
Because what you have 99.99% of the time is you call that scientist,
whoever they happen to be,
And they will not, if they accept the interview, great,
but they won't accept it if they don't feel like they know most of the answers,
because that's just how academics are.
Sure, sure.
And then secondly, they'll just make shit up or not tell you if they don't know the answer.
They'll deflect.
And you're like, that's not the point.
And that's part of the problem with the whole academic process, right?
It's like, everybody wants to have this ego pretending that they know everything.
Yeah.
And it's like, I feel like our understanding, it's funny because in my world,
in the animal science world,
it's like people really feel like we know everything
and every type of animal.
It's like a big discovery
when there's a new big animal around.
Yeah.
But I feel like we are at,
if I had to put a number on it,
I'd say we're at like 2% of understanding.
Topps.
Yeah.
That's pretty damn low.
Well, dude, and like this,
there's probably some listeners
that know all this shit,
but like, you know,
like the concept of a mother tree in a forest?
No.
So it's all news to me.
You know, in the present.
of these networks, there could be a mother tree, which is like the biggest, healthiest, tallest
tree. Right. Okay. That then sends nutrients out through the root system to struggling tree.
Yeah. As in that one is so healthy, it can put itself into a mode of starvation to help grow the
forest and feed the other systems. I mean, how could, this is one of the things. And no one's
talking about it. I know. No one's talking about it. This is one of the things I struggle with is like,
how could a thing like that exist and they're not and it's just like this all just happened by chance
don't get me wrong like i'm not saying god religion or anything like that but how the hell could this
not have some sort of it's just insane the way that everything works together and by the way we need
the trees to stay alive so they're doing this to keep themselves alive so that we can stay alive
like it's all just sometimes when you think about the way that these things work together the harmony
That's what we don't understand, and we're just, just, just starting to understand is the interconnectedness.
Like the planet, you guys don't have fish tanks, but if you did, this analogy would make a little bit more sense.
The planet is like a fish tank or a terrarium or whatever.
Everything, and if you think about that with the ozone and the way that, you know, we're a bubble of oxygen and everything else, everything is interconnected.
And it's fine.
You can pull a plant out here or change something there at an ice cube over here.
But if something gets fully out of whack, the whole system tanks, the whole, and I'm talking
about fish tanks, talking about the planet, whatever, like, if your nutrients build up too high
in one area or you're, I'm trying to remember all the terms in the aquarium, in the Aquaris
trade, but like, you know, too many phosphates or whatever, the whole thing tanks, the whole
bubble pops and you have a system crash. The whole tank goes, every fish in the fucking tank
dies. Yeah. And like we are supposed to be docents of that. And instead we're unbalancing it very,
very quickly. And like we're trying our best to fuck it up. And we think that, oh, it doesn't really
matter if some ice melts here or if we're out of fish over here or whatever. All it takes is
that whole thing to come slightly out of whack. And then it's on a trajectory to full crash.
So this speaking to that, right? So the reason that this has been funded to be studied, the micawral
networks specifically and the reason it's at Tulane is because they're trying to see if they can
utilize this and introduce it into the Cyprus swamps in Louisiana because the Cyprus.
So the big hurt was it Katrina, right?
Yeah.
The devastated New Orleans.
Yeah.
Part of the reason that that was as devastating as it was is because we decimated the
cypress.
We cleared out all the mangrove and that type of habitat.
And there was no barrier.
creates a buffer for a big storm.
So when a storm comes in,
all that surge and stuff dissipates
when it hits mangroves and cypress and swamplands,
and we're like, fuck that, drain it,
let's put up some buildings.
I can't believe nobody had any foresight.
Let's log the shit out of it.
And then a big hurricane came and they were like,
oh, fuck.
And also a big problem there is,
was the introduction of the invasive Nutrior Rat
because these rats don't fucking den.
They just moot.
They burrow constantly and they eat the tree roots and the saping.
Wow.
And so, you know, the hot sauce maker who decided to start a fur farm in Louisiana and unleash the nutrient.
And there's millions of these huge-ass rats that are destroying the cyclistian more.
You know what these are?
Do you know what a nutri is?
Yeah.
I've seen pictures that they're giant rats.
Big yellow tea.
And they, so I saw, I forget, I was watching a YouTube video, the cops basically have a bounty on these things and they go around for fun at night and just pick them off.
It's fish and wildlife.
Six bucks a tail.
How it is? Six bucks a tail?
Six bucks a tail.
Has that been done?
There's got to be like a Nutria Wars, right?
Have you done it?
There was a show on Spike called Nutria Boys.
There you go.
We went Nutria hunting.
Oh, you were the one I think that told me that.
Yeah.
And I didn't handle a Nutria, but the talent did and he got Nutria itch, which is a rat, a rash that you get.
A rat, a rat, a rat, a rat.
So anyway, so they're trying to figure out.
Oh, God, Kyle, you didn't need to pull it up.
I saw that in a frat house once.
That's a different thing.
Anyway, so they're trying to see, can we introduce this fungus to help the Cyprus
Help each other?
Like, what can we do?
Like, this is such a fucking lost cause.
Dude, like, so I definitely, we should follow that.
I want to know what happens with that because that's, I mean, that's incredible what they're,
They are going to learn shit, right?
Yeah.
I assume this is the first time that they're doing something like this.
But it is interesting that it took a hurricane and devastation of human property to be like, should we learn about this?
It always does.
Can this help us?
Reactive and not proactive?
Never proactive.
Always.
Nobody. Humans have the ability to have such foresight and we use it 2% of the time.
But I'm the same.
And I imagine you guys are too.
And I'll give you an example.
If there is a dangerous corner at my house, I'm just making this up.
And my wife goes, that corner is going to hit his eye on that corner.
We should do something about that corner.
I go, he's fine.
He's never hit his eye on that corner.
You're overwiring.
Yeah.
Then the day after he nearly pokes his eye out, I'm over there patting it with a pool
noodle and a roll of duct tape.
I don't go, oh, you're right.
Let's make sure that something, you know, let's fix this corner now.
Yeah.
And this is a micro example, but I think, are you guys have to be, what guy is not like that?
Everybody's like that.
Oh, 100%.
You're like, it's fine.
Nothing bad's ever happened.
Yeah.
You know, and then it happens.
And then, of course, the likelihood of happening again is slim to none.
So you've already, you're already.
Right.
It's already too late.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
He's not going to hit his second eye on it.
But listen, this is, this is, I truly believe, quantum mechanics at work.
We don't understand it, but literally once you put it out there, it's happening.
Like, once she said it to you, it is now going to happen at some point.
Oh, because she said it.
She's manifested it.
Thought, spoke it, the action's coming.
Yeah, there's something.
Well, so I was like kind of went down the wormhole with the quantum entanglement.
because like I've always,
I am one of those people who believes
that when you dream about someone
you haven't thought about in five years
and you wake up and they've just texted you
or they text you the next day.
Legit happens.
I believe that it's real
because it happens way too much.
It's very frequent.
And the pessimistic scientific view would be
you only notice it when it does happen.
You don't notice it when you dream about weird people
and they don't text you.
Right, right.
So I see both sides.
But I have just had it happen to me so many times to where it's so crazy.
Yeah.
Like just a fucking flash of someone where I'm like,
hadn't thought about that person in 10 years.
Right.
And they text you like 10 minutes later.
Yep.
There's something out there, man.
We don't know about it.
Yeah.
So I had this idea.
I wanted to write a book.
And then, of course, I got lazy and didn't do it.
But the idea was like, if quantum entanglements possible,
if these, if trees can help each other out and are connected,
even though they're two miles apart.
Right.
Like, isn't it possible that humans have these little tiny invisible spider webs that connect us that we can communicate through?
100%.
And then sort of I was going to take it to a place of like, okay, I've shown you that there's this weird science we don't understand.
Yeah.
So if you believe that, then you could believe this is possible.
And then what if you lived your life just saying, I think this is true?
Right.
You just accepted it.
and lived your life based on that.
Like would life just be better?
Would you feel deeper connection?
Definitely.
Definitely.
But then you start becoming the white guy with dreads
who's never worn shoes.
But you don't have to.
But you know what I'm saying.
You do.
You start veering into that lane where you're,
you know, before you know it,
you're wearing those Thailand pants all the time.
See, you could do that.
Kyle knows what I'm talking about.
He knows the Thailand pants.
I was just thinking that it was more like,
might we just feel like our lives are more meaningful
and that we're part of something bigger.
And maybe that would make us all just feel better.
Dude, that's what I was getting at with the question.
But that's probably, sorry, let me just say one thing.
Hold on, hold on. Okay.
That's what I was getting at when I posed the question,
what if this is real and there are UFOs and other intelligent beings?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, there's like a bigger purpose now all of a sudden where you're like,
holy shit.
Like, we think we're the apex.
We think we're the big.
But no, like there's something going on that nobody knows about.
I think that is basically the foundation of religion.
The foundation of religion is there's something going on that none of us know about.
Oh, yeah. Science too.
Science too. And that connection to each other and the planet and all of that.
And everything, by the way, and it's funny because I'll explain how I think it's come full circle in a second.
But everything we've done as a species is to disconnect from that, right?
Sure, yes.
I believe in an abstract way, we're all connected.
But when we sit in our little bubbles of a house and we wear nice tennis shoes and stuff,
we're not connected as well.
Right?
When you take your shoes off and get outside,
maybe through that micro-irisal network or whatever,
that whole grounding,
which is now a popular thing,
we're more connected, right?
So it's like,
but then you think about it and what have we done?
We've come away from that,
away from that,
away from that,
you know,
building more and more technology.
And then all of a sudden we've invented the internet
and now we're back to all being connected again, right?
It's like we've created some other super brain,
which is the internet,
and the next evolution of that's now this AI thing.
And we're all connected.
There's not one person on the planet you can't reach through the internet, right?
It doesn't matter if it's the most A-list celebrity or whatever.
You can Twitter them or...
Yeah.
I don't even know what their terms are.
But it's like all we've done is try and get away from this interconnectedness
where we used to live as hunter-gatherers in these communities
where you relied on family and each other and everything.
And then we like segregated, segregated, segregated, little population here,
a little population there.
I live in my own house.
I'm not around my family.
I have my own office.
I have my own bedroom, right?
And now it's like, oh, now we've created the internet
so that when we sit on our little box.
You can text your wife from your office.
We're all back to being connected somehow.
And it's just like it goes full circle.
It's definitely wild that I keep thinking about the fish tank analogy you made.
When you think about closed system, it's like a closed system.
And you think about the earth and the atmosphere like it's just thinner, very, very thin water,
less dense water that we're living in,
and we're obviously not fish,
but we're living in basically just a giant connected
and we can use sound so that our ears hear vibrations
that we're speaking to each other.
Like, that's fucking mental.
You can build, Kyle, Kyle, look this up.
Sound is weird.
Look this up.
I'm not filled.
I swear.
I don't know what you're going to Google,
but it's like a perfect habitat in like a big glass jar
and you put a cork in it.
And there's living animals and everything.
It rains in there.
There's humidity.
It's like a bio, I think it's called a biosphere or something.
And you have to do nothing to take care of it?
So go to a YouTube video.
Find me a video where a guy seals one for like 20 years.
A bottle terrarium.
Closed terrarium, yeah.
12 year terrarium inside.
There you go.
So like grab this.
I don't know if we're going to get shut down for this or whatever.
We can just choose what to play.
Yeah.
Play this and you'll see.
Definitely leave this ad in.
Yeah, whatever these naked people barbecue and are, let's not do that.
But look, so here we go.
If you're not seeing this, if you're listening,
these are these closed terrarium systems, right?
Oh, but this doesn't show how he sets it up.
It's literally raining.
It's literally raining.
Inside a jar.
You take a certain type of soil.
Yeah.
Well, you got to put a couple nematodes in there.
You throw some nematodes in.
You throw some pill bugs in.
You throw some seeds in.
You spray it down and you cork the damn thing.
And forever, forever, it's self-sustaining.
The little bugs reproduce, the soil regenerates.
Yeah, you want to get a couple common rough wood louses.
there. Everything. Kyle, find one where a guy sets it up, please. This is just him showing. How does the
moisture get in, stay retained in that? You put the moisture in. Put the moisture in and then close it.
Yeah. Also, this is actually, don't let me forget about this. There's no more water now than there's
ever been or ever will be. And this is a perfect example of this. So think about that for a second.
That's a fact, by the way. That's more crazy than sound. You take a bottle like this, okay? And yeah,
Kyle, just kind of scrub through it, right? He's got some rocks at the bottom, some dirt, puts the seeds in, puts the bugs in,
sprays it with like a misting bottle corks it.
That's it.
The water regenerates, the soil regenerates,
plants regenerate.
Some sort of algae was required.
Yeah, we should do one.
Let's do a wild time.
Do an update.
It's super easy to do.
For us, can you oversee the charge to do one of these?
I will take care of all of this.
Do it all.
But okay, sorry, I'm getting so dog-legged.
But my point is, this is Earth, if you think about it.
Sure.
It's just this corked bottle.
where everything inside of it is working together.
You know, this guy's putting earthworms in his.
You can put a bunch of stuff in it,
but they're permanent.
And this is how the earth works.
Just like with this water that this guy corks in this jar,
no more or less ever comes in or out of planet.
When we have all these droughts and water shortages,
we have the same amount of water on the planet
that we had a billion years ago or whatever,
whenever the Earth was formed,
and we'll do a billion years from now.
It doesn't go anywhere.
It's trapped in this bottle.
It just shifts, you know, around whether it's salt water,
or where it is.
If it's ice or water or paper?
What if there's a little bit of water
like on the side of spacecraft
that we launch into space?
Well, then we're taking some out.
Yeah.
So we're losing water.
Rapidly.
Kyle, there's great.
Way to shit on his point.
There's,
we won't do this now,
but there are great ones on like Instagram
where a guy or TikTok where he's like,
I'm going to put it all together
and you see him start from scratch.
And that's all the planet is.
Yeah.
Let's end the pot on this note.
And next time we come on the air,
we're going to have one.
Before we end it, here's how we're going to end the pod.
Okay, Kyle, put the screen share back up.
Go to Amazon.
Type in, you know, whatever you call it.
Self-sustaining terrarium or whatever.
Let's buy one right now.
All right.
So this is going to be a project.
We'll do this.
We'll have a little update on it.
Yep.
It looks fun.
There you go.
You can do water ones.
See the shrimp one.
You can do the dome ones.
There's a whole bunch of different kinds.
I kind of want one.
Should we have the Brewsters vote on which one they want us to get?
No, let's not do a water one.
Let's do an earth one with the little.
with the little worms and the...
He's all pre-built.
Yeah, that's no good.
Let's go...
Just buy an ornate jar.
Let's find...
There's a kit.
Look at that kit.
Cute Farms Terrarium.
That thing.
I don't know.
We might not be able to do this
as quickly as I thought.
It's okay.
Listen, he can...
It's got a little dinosaur figurines.
We'll get it ordered up.
We're going to order one.
And then the next time we're here,
we're going to set it up on this table live on...
Next to the fat tires, right?
Sure.
Yeah.
Can we put fat tire in the tar?
That'll kill it.
That might fuck everything out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think, yeah, you don't, we don't want to do that.
No.
Well, shit, this has been fun.
Yeah, a little different.
I thought it'd be fun to try something different considering what's been going on in the news.
Yeah, man.
I wasn't expecting it.
I wasn't really good.
I got to rave about terrariums like six times throughout the course of the pod.
That's true.
Do the thing, Peter.
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What are the dates again?
Looking good.
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