Wild Times: Wildlife Education - Mystery Creature Spotted in Hawaii, Chimpanzee Musical Skills, & How To Eat A Taco

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

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Here we go. Wild times. We're in studio. We're doing it. What are you drinking over there? Bro, this is wonderful. It's the morning and this doesn't taste like alcohol at all. It's a light strike.

I feel like I'm having a morning. You have a problem. He has a problem. I'm your host, Forrest Galante. The, what am I? I'm the broologist. Patrick is the broducer. Peter is the brofessor.

PhD and drinking booze at 8 in the morning. It's a little later than that. Give me some credit. How are we doing, boys? I'm doing well. So I'm great. Kyle's having a nightmarish morning. Yeah.

TV just went out. He's been panicking since I got here. He's very sweaty. Also, we were ready. He said he wasn't ready. And then so you and I were looking at emails. Yeah. And then he started the music.

Correct. Now he cut the TV out. Now it's back in. Now it's back in. It's gone again, by the way. Yeah. So what's going on over there, Kyle? Kyle, way in.

Now he's happening in the studio. Fishing it too. Yeah, the internet went out today, so it's just a little bit of a kerfuffle over here. Are they fixing it? No. Thanks, Frontier. Not today. Thanks, Frontier.

You're great. Yeah, I mean, they have to come walk through here while we're recording. Good God. What a disaster. Yeah, we make it work. I mean, we're here. No, no, I agree. I agree.

All right. I know where Patrick's head is. We're here one day a week. Yeah, that's where it's going to go. One day a week, we're here. I also just, like, I don't understand. And we pay. The full rent, it's not like...

Yeah, of course, it's more than normal people. The business rate. Yep. All we do is we come here once a week and scream. That's it. For an hour. Maybe our screaming vibrations have led to it being disconnected in someone. Somebody sabotaging us from the outside.

Let's get right into something here. This is really important. Let's do it. Kyle walked in. What's in the news? No, no, no. Before that. I walked in late.

Yeah. I mean, you never do that. No, I had a run where I wasn't late ever here. Yeah. I was always late at your house. True. I came in late and you were making fun of Forest Footwear here. It's true.

And I think it upset you a bit. A little bit, yeah, because I really like, these are like my new thing. I'm like a boots guy now. Well, it's a cowboy-ish boot. It's an Australian cowboy boot called a Bluntstone made in Tasmania. Not a sponsor. Not a sponsor. I just thought they were a female boot.

Well, here's, okay, they might be. It could be a female boot. I found out how great they are because I went on this pig thing. You know, I do that pig shoot once a year, blah, blah, blah. and I'll send Kyle a picture to show you what my socks look like in regular hiking shoes. I mean, the burrs were insane. So I threw these things on, which had been in my truck for like six months, I'd never worn. And then I was like, oh my God, they were really great.

I haven't taken them off my feet since. Got it. So now I'm a boots guy. You do have feminine feet as well as feminine legs. That's irrelevant to this part of the conversation. It's okay. No, I'm saying they fit your feet and legs well. That's what I was saying.

It's good. I'd look great in a miniskirt. Oh, my God. You'd look fabulous. If you want to see Forrest in a miniskirt, drop a comment on this. video. And he'll do it. I will. I will. Don't think I won't. Play the thing. Does he have the thing? What's in the news? There it is. He's got it. Doing good.

Sir, no one's from the underground. I'm going to start. Okay. I don't know what the news is, so I'm excited. Animal mystery isish, adjace. Hey, Peter, I'm joining you. Cheers. Why not? Cheers. To get hydrated to an animal mystery here. And there's a video that's going to accompany this. Okay. All right. So this is from Hawaii. love Hawaii also known as Hawaii which animal is this from around UH Manoa what is that

that's the university okay university of Hawaii so is this on the big island large animal lurking around UH Manoa witnesses says a big cat near east west center so we have a cat a large cat highlighted in this video can you start the sucker

looks almost like a leopard I'm just gonna say right now if anyone says that that's a domestic cat I'm gonna I'm quitting the podcast because it's not. No, because it's, it's very big. It's, it looks, it's like, it's like scale here. It's literally like everything we always see. It's a fox for sure. Shut the fuck up. I don't know why. I will flip the table. It barely has ears. What is go? Is there a video or is it just that? I think it's just a photo. It's just that. Why? I don't want to even say about the cock comment. The cock has a lot to do with it. All right. So, Forest, are there known to be any big cats that are native to Hawaii?

Absolutely not, but there are rumors of this. Really? Yeah, everywhere now, I feel like has a big cat. Cats are very good at getting around. And hiding. Wait, give me a rundown of these rumors, because I'm sure you've pitched 10 shows about it. I actually haven't. I know little.

The ones that I know about are the Australian big cat and the UK's big cat, the mysterious one. Both allegedly originated from escaped animals from zoos, and now there's small population. running around. So is it, is it a known thing that there's no islands that have big cats? Except for Zanzibar, thanks to us. That's right. You guys put big cats at Zandis Abbas? That's right. Yeah, it was pre-AI. So that's right. Yeah, we couldn't think it back then. Yeah, if it happened now. It'd be so much easier now. Yeah. No, so, okay, look, there's definitely a white chest patch. You see that? Yeah, which I'm going to rule this out, but it is foxy like red fox. Kyle, pull up a red fox picture in the sense

the white chest patch. It's not a fox. I can see it's not a fox. But it has that let's see the marking. Yeah, it's a very similar marking on the chest. What, Kyle, do this real quick. Google exotic animals for sale, Hawaii. Like, is that a, you know, some states are

really like leaning on it, like in Oklahoma, you can have a fucking tiger. Yeah. But in California, like, you're not even a lot of raccoon. What's the deal in Hawaii? What are they doing? Do one better and pop it into AI, Kyle. It'll give you more because you're looking at just like toy. That's a picture of Yorkshire terrier.

Yeah. That's exotic. It's from Yorkshire. It's from Yorkshire. Okay, so what are you thinking here that there's possibly, like in Texas where there's a lot of tigers and people have zebra herds and stuff like that? Well, yeah. We always hear about that, right?

Remember the zebra that got out in Connecticut or whatever? Yeah, but you know how Hawaii is, man. Hawaii is very protective over their native bird species and there, yeah. It says right. They're all wild cats are prohibited. Yeah. All wild cats are prohibited. All exotic animals are prohibited. Non-human primates. Yeah, I bet they're as locked down as any state in the U.S. I would think so. Go back to the pick, Kyle.

Man. It's a big ass cat, dude. So this is definitely illegal. Is that a feline? I see its head looking away. Is that what you guys see? Like I'm looking at the back of its neck right now. Yes, yes. Small ears, very small ears. So you're thinking possibly that it's, oh, that that's, that's, that's, that, that's, that Marking is not an eye. Correct. I thought I was looking at a profile.

I don't think it's a profile looking forward. I think the two triangles we're seeing are the back of the head as it looks over its own shoulder to the left. What are you highlighting there? The ears? Yeah, you're right. Okay. So that's what I'm seeing. So we get no face.

I don't know what that sort of camera-generated face on the bottom of the neck is. This is how I'm seeing it. Oh, wow. So I think what I'm seeing is a dog, a mess of a dog. like I'm talking full mongrel like it almost looks like a dingo

like pull up a picture of a dingo I was gonna say it's looking dingoy yeah now after we get this picture of the dingo up see it's got the little bit of the white chest patch and the ears poking up and stuff a mess of a dog now Kyle type in feral dogs Hawaii

let's see if this is a big issue I don't know probably been to Hawaii once as an adult did you know that no I've been everywhere else though I know all right let's see are feral dogs an issue in Hawaii. Yes, they're a serious concern.

So that's what it is. That's what it is. It's a feral dog. Does this animal move in the video? Unfortunately, no. No, it's just a photo. I asked the same question. Play it again where it does the slow zoom here. Let's see if anything. So you think we're getting, you think the people who think it's a big cat are being fooled by the angle.

Correct. And think they're seeing a profile shot where actually it's looking away from camera. That's what I think. I think that some stray dog that's a mess, like, you know, complete mongrel hybrid of every known breed of dog, came out of the bushes, looked over its shoulder, picture was snapped, picture is fooling people into thinking it's a profile of a cat

because of the face that isn't a face in this picture. See, when you look at it in the context of someone saying big cat and you see that musculature of the arms and the rib cage. Yeah, you see a cat immediately. Immediately. I know. So let's see what some of the story points are because witnesses said it was a big cat. now we

we don't know how much that's really worth but uh large identified animal it's triggered a large search they've got drones up they're looking for it because they're like is there a mountain line here what's going on what's happening um

all of its animals that the zoo are accounted for honolulu zoo confirmed that they haven't lost any animals that said if you're the Honolulu zoo you're not going to be like yeah it turns out our mountain line did actually get out yeah it's not something you're going to be advertising yeah you just

quickly buy a new one. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, on Craigslist. So your final determination is dog? Yeah, I'm going feral dog. Interesting. Better? Well, yeah, I mean, now I can't unsee the difference in the angle of the head.

So it's really hard for me to say that. It even looks like a cat anymore. It's a fucking jacked dog. Well, it could be totally wrong. Like, it could be looking forward and the ears are back. You know, like that might be what... Now that you, now that you say that, when I do see the cat version of it, it looks like it has a capy bearer's head.

It does. Hover over the eye with your cursor, that dot. I'm not even what I thought was the eye. The black thing above it. Yeah, that was the mouth he was covering over. See, this is the problem with cell phone photos at 1,000 yards. Final call for me is it's a, it's a mountain lion's body with a dick, dick's head.

Oh, of course. Yeah, of course. I go mountain lion's body with a capy bearer. It's one of those things we've been talking about where people are getting there at-home CRISPR kits. This is what they made. Which are huge in Hawaii. Kyle, Google it.

I'm just kidding. What else is going on? Anything? Yeah, I don't know. There's some cool stuff in the news. Do you want to, do you want a drum roll for this story? Yeah, sure. Why not?

I read recently that researchers discovered the chimps drum rhythmically. Oh, boom. Suggesting human musicality originated in our last common ancestors. So it's pretty cool. So what the research showed, this came out recently, is that wild chimps drum on tree roots with a very distinct and regular rhythm, which shows sort of the building blocks of human music. So the study analyzed 371 drumming bouts from 11 different chimp communities,

and I think through AI, they confirmed the predictability of the rhythm. So they actually showed it wasn't just random noise of these things like beating stuff. There was actually rhythm coming to it. And based on the true. group or whatever? Yes, exactly. Interesting. Yep. Oh, wow. So there's differences in the styles amongst the different troops of primates, dude. Yeah, so each drumming style reflected certain social structures, which is really interesting because if you go to like, you know, this is Western Africa, of course. I grew up in Southern Africa, but if you go to a Shauna village or a Tonga

village or a Zulu village, they all drum differently as well. You know what I mean? So when you look at those human civilizations that are isolated from each other that don't intermingle. I mean, they all intermingle, but you know what I mean? Like they stay in their own groups. They drum differently. They play music differently. And it's kind of the same thing that these chimps have shown. We just didn't realize it.

But it's so interesting that in Africa, literally where I grew up, the different tribal cultures drum differently. And this is basically saying that the different chimp cultures drum differently. Dude, if you think about humans too, musically amongst like far off cultures, like if You look at Indian music versus like American music. There are some similarities now with like the advent of globalized media and stuff. But they have like even different instruments and different notes and keys that are going on across the world. Absolutely.

Hey, Kyle. I just think it's interesting that they are keeping a rhythm. Yeah. Right. Like it's hard. That's something like even a lot of people like don't have good rhythm. I can't do it. Well, white people.

Bro, I can't drum a rhythm on my knee. I have no rhythm. But okay, just do this. Do this for me. Okay. Let's do an experiment to see if Forrest has a brain injury or not. I do. Okay.

Several. Just tap on the table and count one, two, three, four. You got to say it's smooth like that. One, two, three, four. Count it. One, two, three, four. No, he sounds like a smurf. Yeah, I can't do smooth voice.

All right, go ahead. But you're keeping the beat. Yeah. Yeah, but I can't then go. You know what I mean? Like, it just sucks. Like when I do the next thing. Can you do this?

One, two, three, four, one, two, three. No, you can't. No, I can't. You see that? You just had a hand seizure. Yeah. Kyle is dying. My brain misses a step.

Like, everybody else could do that. And I'm like, uh, uh, like, I'm gonna just do something here. Because all you have to do to sit at a drum kit and play a beat is this. Just tap your foot and say one, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, okay. Now, on two and four, take your left hand and hit. the chair while you continue tapping your foot.

Oh my God. One, two, three, four. One, two, three. There you go. You're playing the drum. That's the hardest thing I've done in my adult life. Do that, but add in on the halftime. So go one, two, three, four, right?

One, two, three, four. And then take your right hand and do half beats. So you're going to go like this. Oh, my God. Okay. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. And then this is going to,

It's like I have ass burgers, dude There's no way that's going to happen. What if you try, what have you tried just with your hand? One, two, okay, do it, do eight. No, it's one and two. Hey, Kyle, give me a top three DFL jingle. We got to move on from this. It's embarrassing.

People are very bored. No, it's drum lessons. People are learning how to play drums in their car right now. All right. So last week, I went to visit a friend who works in an animal shelter and just went to see some of the animals they had, and I walked in and Patrick, you're going to love this. First thing I see is I walk into the area where all the cats are,

pile of bags of pretty litter. Really? Your favorite thing. At the animal shelter. So I go and I say to him and I go, dude, pretty litter? And he's like, dude, I heard about it on the podcast. No way. And it changed how they've been doing things at the animal shelter.

And he was saying that like all the employees there, it's changed their lives. Because they have to clean it less. It doesn't smell as bad in the room. It didn't smell in the room. I'll tell you that. Oh, dude, if you're working in a place with 30 cats, I mean, speaking from someone who has one cat, you know that it's, I've told you, it's changed my life. I thought Lemley was going to be my last cat because I hated the smell of litter. So much.

I'm now a catman for life. And as I said, told everyone a couple weeks ago, it told me that there was a potential issue because of the changing color. And she did have a UTI and we got it knocked out at the vet. Yeah. I mean, I think that's the same thing they're doing at the shelter. They're monitoring health. It's cleaning up quicker. It's awesome.

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See site for details. Peter, what are you doing after the show? Oh, you know, kids, life, work, boring. Yeah, Forrest, what are you doing after the show? I may or may not be getting on a plane to Costa Rica. Well, you're dressed for it. That's it. What happened here?

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the 5.5s. Okay. It's a nice airplane length. Sure. It's still a bit dangerous. A little bit dangerous. I could just hike it up a hair. You got to pull them down once in a while.

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That's code wild times at chubbyshorts.com. Please support. our show and tell them we sent you. Don't blend in with the crowd. Stand out with chubby. Chabies. You brought up an interesting point. I couldn't help but think of this. Top three

dead fucking last music. Like, wow. Origins of music? I cannot stand Mexican mariachi music. It's awful. Why is that an oh my God? I can't stand it.

You don't like mariachi music? It's my, it's there. in the list. I don't want to give away all my bangers right away. Does this have to be... So it's top three worst music? Yes, worst music. Top three worst music. Yeah, so it's like a reverse.

Sorry, what are your worst three genres? Look, you can use Western genres. All right. I'm going to go. I'll start it off. Whatever. Number three of my worst music is American pop music. I despise it.

My favorite music. It's so bad. You hear it everywhere you go in elevators. You hear it in parking garages. You hear it. in the bathroom at places. Now, is this recent? Or did you hate Avril Levine?

No. Okay, no, it's recent. She was tremendous. And by recent, I mean, within like the past decade and a half, where it's like that kind of Taylor Swift. Right. So you're old is what you're saying. You're just not cool.

You're old. Actually, I don't mind Taylor Swift. At least that has some originality a little bit. No, no. He said it. Swifties. He said it. He hates Taylor Swift.

No, I didn't say it. Comment in your comments below how awful he is. What do I hate next? Oh, I mean, number one, I'm just going to go ahead and say is, mariachi music. It's not Marriachi. I think it's like... It's your least favorite? It's, yeah, it's my least favorite. Kyle, give us like some little

samplings as we go here. Incredibly strange. No, no, it's not even... It's so bad. It's like... Like that loud, blown-out speaker. I believe that is Mexican classic rock. Because I remember I would be working on the farm back when I was 13, 14 years old and

I would be driving with my Mexican compadres and they would be blasting it. And one time I asked them, like, I was like, is this Yeah, this is like their old music No, this is nice It's like when it gets really like I don't even how to do it

Why is there always an accordion by the way I don't know Well actually I know why it was a horn It's because it originated from polka music Oh and that will be my number two then Polka music What? Don't don't don't don't

Is Polka originate? Is that Polish? No idea Because I'm Polish So I just don't want to be threatened I believe Polka is Polish or German I believe Not both of those things.

No, there's no racist implications here. You could just dislike music, to be clear. So I dislike, I dislike American pop music. So everybody hates me. I love it. I dislike American pop music. So, okay, then I guess what's your favorite music? I'll still say it.

It's emo from like the late 90s, early 2000s. Give us a example. Who are you thinking? Oh, my God. Lincoln Park. No, no. Like story of the year or. Wow.

Newfound glory. Newfound glory guy. Like, not the super, I guess it was super popular, but newfound glory is pretty good, but I'm sorry. Incubis, big incubus guy. Yeah, but I wouldn't. They did not hold up. That was like alternative. I liked them.

My senior year in college and then I just tried to go back and listen. I was like, pretty bad. Yeah, like kind of like a fad band, if you want to say. They have a weird sound that was good for a while. Okay. I still like a few of this. Okay. So what's your number one?

My favorite. That's, oh, I did it. I did, uh, my third was American pop. And then I went to number one, which is the Marriachi. All right. I'll go quickly here. Um, so three worst. Three worst and then your favorite.

So third worst is that like style of rap that kind of became popular like six or seven years ago where the guys are like, mumble. Like the auto tuney stuff? Mumble rap. Yeah, where you can't understand. I'll get a sample of mumble rap. I'm not sure what that is. It's like mumble.

It's, yeah, mumble rap. Mumble rap. Yeah, I don't like that either. It sucks. Like Big Sean. Okay, yeah, I know Big Sean. Yeah. No, I don't like that.

I don't like that either. Yeah. It sucks so bad. It sounds really, uh, whiny. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is that like the emo? You're talking about like the emo hip-hop genre where they, where it's like very whiny and it's, it's like hip-hop and

depressing. No, I don't, I don't know any of that. I've never heard it. You just made that up. I didn't. I swear I got it to a thing. I'm trying to think of the guy. All right.

That's number three. Number two is like the new style of sort of popular, uh, female lead, whether it's like guitar, but they kind of like, sing really cute. Yeah,

over enunciate words. You hate that. I remember. Do you know what I'm talking about? Like the K-pop kind of stuff? Like the Korean pop. No, like a solo chick playing.

It really is like, like hip, yes. What did you say? Breathy. Can you think of someone who does it? Would that be Kyle's favorite type of music

I hate it too I hate it Bring it up like I want to hear what this is Cutsy fucking coffee shop vibe That's become very It's like anyone can do it Can you do it? Straight to Lada Della R.

I like Lada Della Rui. She has a couple Can you give us an example? I'm trying to think There's so many people that make parody videos of it now on Instagram It's like That make me laugh

Where they'll like sing like They do like catchy little vocal things in it. Yeah, like, let's say, like, don't stop believing. It'd be like, just a small town girl. Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's like originally from like Katie Perry. Lonely world.

I know what you're talking about. That's really good, by the way. I fucking hate its guts. Yeah. If anybody can identify this genre, please let us know. I don't know what it is. It's fucking garbage. I love your addition of that.

And my number one least favorite, unfortunately. is like really busy. Some of it's okay, but really busy Indian music. It's so bad. Like when there's so much going on and you're like 40 instruments at the same time making sounds. Yeah.

Extreme Indian music. I'm sure if I was there and a bunch of people were dancing, I'd get into it. Kyle, play a sample. Let's get put in extreme Indian music. Extreme. Yeah. I know exactly what he's talking about. It's awful.

No, I don't care where. you are. It's bad. It's a tough list. Come on, Kyle. Just throw one on. Just don't, don't even worry about it. Why is you in this? Have you thought about what your favorite is? Yeah. Oh, that's undeniable. Is it always been your favorite? It's, it's, uh, it's, uh, Mongolian throat singing. That is great,

but that's not my favorite. But, uh, no. Oh, except I like that. Press play, press play. Copyright strike. Boom. Uh, no, number one is, is like 89 to like 2010 metal. That incorporates Metallica. You hated that.

I was like about to fight you. No. Okay. Yeah. That incorporates like Metallica or like rage. Yeah. Oh, that's great. System of a down.

It's so good. I mean, you throw some of that shit on when you're working out. It changes your work out. I'm going to show you this text my wife sent me. But literally I was landing from South Dakota last week. And what Jessica said, said, your son is listening to System of a Down to get hyped up for you to come home. He's five.

He's five years old. He goes, Alexa, play sugar. And then he's like jumping around. Sugar! It's a good. Jumping around song. Dude, it's awesome. I blasted on this huge speaker I have in my garage.

Yeah. I'm working out. And oftentimes my wife is sitting in the kitchen having a meeting. So angry that you're doing it. But instead of just knocking on the door and being like, turn it down and in a meeting, she'll just. let the meeting be ruined and then be mad at me. Yeah.

Yeah. I like that. I like that move. All right. Well, you guys took two of the worst off the table and I think that's fair because that that busy Indian music's terrible. Oh, let me just quickly throw out. Mexican dance music.

Yeah. Like Elvis Crespo. Like what you'd hear at like a fun club or bar in Cabo. Elvis Crespo. Okay. He sings suavamenti. Sure. Of course he does.

Oh, dude. I sometimes put that on just to feel like I'm on vacation. Peter's left I like that It's that good way Play some Elvis Fresbo Or whatever he said Let's hear just a few seconds

This Crespo I don't know Well Kyle come on It's Elvis Crespo I don't even know this song I have a whole Elvis Crespo playlist Play Suavamente for Skip to where it's getting going

I like this Yeah I feel like I'm on fucking Vacation dude It's very like Dave, great tan. When you hear this, my immediate reaction is sip a margarita. Give me a drink. Yeah, I'm like, where's a margarita?

I need a margarita right now. Not checking my text for two days. Yeah, that's nice. Fair enough. I like that. That's a good call. Okay. Man, all right.

So that bad Mexican music is off the table. The bad Indian music is off the table. I heard some Norwegian metal that I thought I was going to like recently. Don't know the band. Don't know anything about it. It was awful. Was it growling? Yes. Do you know what I'm talking about?

I've heard some like Scandinavian metal for sure. You mean like it was like it was like dogs fighting with instruments. Yeah, I think they call it like biking metal or something like that. It was not good though. It's a whole style. I wanted to like it because I like heavy music and I really, really didn't like

this looks about right. Just hit Yep, it's pretty much a beautiful harmony right there. Kyle's dying. I just heard him go what that am I supposed to do if someone leaves the fridge open? be clear the guy's wearing deer antlers while saying that. You can make a living just going around doing this? I mean, I'm

into it. If I can just be like, I hate my life and I wish I hadn't something else I was going to do. I heard him say, what am I supposed to do? I need to know what he says, what the question is. I think it's about leaving the fridge. This is so bad. By the way, they're going to come

and kill us or put a vex on us of some sort. Giles losing it on this pot. I think maybe you got no sleep last night. You don't get any scale because they're all of them are seven feet tall. Correct. Yes, they're all giant. Yeah, plus they have deer antlers on their heads.

Yeah. All right. That's coming in at number three. Number two, you, you actually, I tried to touch on this, but I was going on the wrong direction, auto tune rap. Yeah, it's got awful. Just straight modern day auto tune, like, who is the OG of that? What the hell was his name? Neo or, I mean, Neo, Cisco?

No, I was it. Pit bull? I don't know. They all do it. Yeah. I think it was Neo. I'd do it now. Now it's just totally accepted.

Number one. And I didn't know this music existed until working out in the lovely Hotel Marriott in Palm Beach, Florida a couple weeks ago. It's Dominican rap music. Really? Try it on for size, Kyle. Yeah. So there were these two guys from Dominica. And they brought their own beatbox to the gym, which is a real bald play.

And we're working in the shitty app Marriott. And like, I took my headphones out because it's, all right, like, these guys are kind of, like, I was talking to the guys. They were sweet dudes. They were both like 11 feet tall basketball players, whatever. And I was like, you guys are like pretty cool. We chatted the, you know, we like did did a couple like lifts together. And then they just like turned their music up. And I was like, I want to get into this. So I like tried to listen. And just just play 10 seconds of whatever that first one is, Kyle. I like it.

This one has a macarena. I love that one I actually liked. But the ones they were playing, I had no idea who the artist was. it was the worst thing I've ever heard. Really? It was just these guys like yelling in Spanish with no rhythm

but like rap but not good. Wow, look at the size of that butt. That's something to show off there. Well, he's showing it off. That's like extra thighs. That's just thighs that turn into upper back area. Thighs that go all the way up.

I'm not making a strong case for myself here because both these two songs have been bangers. It's a hard thing to do to just shoot on a bunch of music. Well, and also, whatever they were playing is probably not the top thing coming up on the Dominican rap search.

They're probably playing really good ones. Regardless, hated it, couldn't stand it, did not like it. Top music for me, very adjacent to Pat's there. It's that early 2000s punk rock. Blink 182, offspring, Green Day, chili peppers. Do you dislike?

No, it's my number one. My favorite. Blink 182? Yeah. I love, it's huge. I think Blink 1282 is a greatest band of all time. I think the Beatles. Tom DeLong is very into aliens.

The Beatles hold nothing to blink 182. In fact. I'm not joking. If I had to pick, and I'm not a big blink 182 fan, I only know seven songs. That's insane. But if you said you're stuck on an island and you can only have blink 182's

catalog or the Beatles, it's not even close. I would pick blink 182. Oh, I thought you're going to say Beatles. I was like, wow. The most overrated band of all time. Dude, but blink 182, you would get, I feel like you'd get tired of at least with the Beatles. There's so many more songs, so much more variety. There's so many

The Beatles. There's so many hidden bangers to Blink 128. Like songs that never made, like dysentery Gary. Phenomenal track. You've never heard of it. Nobody cares about it. Great song.

What are some, like, Hey Jude, it's a beautiful song. I like, it's boring. Edison. Maxwell Edison,

majoring in medicine calls. It's all about just like killing people. I'm already bored. I'm already bored, by it. I almost just fell asleep. I think what you guys are missing, though,

is back then this was innovative groundbreaking music. I understand that. So like a lot of the stuff that has come after has been in some way or another derivative of that. Doesn't mean I have to like it.

I didn't say it did. I'm just pointing out the fact that well all I was saying is if I was stuck on an island their catalog of music is so much more varied and has so much, so many more songs that I feel like I would pick Beatles. All right, let me throw this one out there.

If I just said you could get a disc of Dominican rap Yeah. Or the entire catalog of Bruce Springsteen. Oh, I like Springsteen. Really? Yeah, I like Springsteen. Interesting.

You don't like Springsteen? I don't get it. Wow. You know what I love about? You know who hates Springsteen? To the point of like, we'll get angry and walk out the room. Mitch. John Rondon, himself.

John Rondano hates Bruce Springsteen. And the police. It's our sound guy. Our sound guy. Awful. And Springsteen's the worst. What I love about. A little pill.

That's really good. That's good. That's good. I did sound like Creed. I think that's where Creed was inspired. Absolutely. You like Bruce? I mean, listen, I only know a few of his songs.

I mean, I don't not like him, but I'm sure like his songs all kind of sound a bit the same. Yeah. And very much so. Very much. I would say this. Like bands or vocalists where you understand, where you know that they're really forcing how they sing. And it's not really natural. and like that it gets old, older quicker.

So like Bruce Springsteen, like he doesn't talk like this when he's just talking to people. Maybe he does. Maybe he does. You know, well, anyway, that was it to wrap it up, Monkey's Drum and Rhythm. Yeah. But I do. How do we get to there? I think this is really great.

I think this is. When we want to talk about Monkees drum and rhythm real quick, when we went to India together for the first time, Kyle, find the Sri Lankan singer that you found. Just real quick. Kyle kept, you know when in family guy when they do a joke where you're like, ha ha,

it's funny. And then they keep doing it for like a minute and you're like, okay, it's not funny. The joke's tired. And then it goes on

for another minute so it becomes funny again. Kyle somehow mastered that by sending this Sri Lankan singer guy to us like 700 times. And by the 700th time, it was funny. Oh, I remember this guy.

Yeah, you sent him to us too. Oh, did I? Kyle, play one of his bears. No, what was the one that you like kept sending us?

It was like, a fucking like a Taylor Swift song. Oh, he's a cover. Yeah, we play this. Did we do this? Oh, man. Are we going to get copyright strikes? Well, Kyle's going to really have to do some work.

But I do think, I want to hear what the Brostner's think about music and in the comments here, because I assume this is going to cause a ton of controversy. Oh, I want to know. It's the most subjective thing in the world. Yeah. Yeah, the worst or whose pick you think was the absolute worst. Do you think that movies are as subjective as music? Or do you think it's a little.

more definitive where something can just be bad. I think music are more definitive. Sorry, I think movies are more definitive than music. I do too. Because acting can be bad or good. Storytelling can be bad or good. Not objectively. Storytelling cannot be good or bad objectively.

You can either be a good storyteller or a bad storyteller. Two people don't listen to the same story and go, wow, he told that story really well or no, he told that really poorly. Right, that's what I mean. Wait, what do you mean? I'm saying movies are less objective than music. These are less objective than music. Yes.

Okay. That's my opinion because music, like, you can hear things that other people don't hear. You can be wrapped up in it. You can get different emotions. Sure. You can get all that in movies, but you can still be a real shit actor, a real bad storyteller. Right. In my opinion.

Like, there's no one who thinks G. Lee was awesome. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anybody who's like the newest Joker movies, the best piece of cinema ever made is just daft. daft. So last pod we said something.

Do you guys remember this? We said whoever comments on what they think the alleged thylosine sighting is, we're going to pick a random winner from whoever's commented. They're going to win a free one-month Patreon subscription. There we go. Congratulations, Lala 615 on YouTube. If you are watching this, hopefully you are or listening, just email Peter and he'll get you set up.

Should me an email Peter at the Wild Timespodcast.com. Peter at the Wild Timespodcast.com. Uh, nobody else email me, please. Everyone email him a dick pick right now. Moving on. What do we have here, Kyle? We have a game here. Let's go.

Called Animal Guess Who? Mm-hmm. Similar to a bizarre animal of the week, but these are animals that you guys might know a bit better. Okay. I'm going to read four sentences and after each one, uh, that are clues of the animal. We did this before, didn't we? have. Yeah, I like this game. Yeah. And so do you shout it out?

Shout it out. First one to get... No, but don't we guess after each clue? Correct. Scroll down so that we can't see all the clues. There you go. That makes sense. Yeah. All right. First one. Yeah. Animal one. I have over 300 recurbed needle-like teeth arranged in rows like a conveyor belt. More a eel. Are we not shouting it out? Sorry. Yeah, you are. If someone gets it, dang it.

Oh, you did not get it. I did not. 300's a lot. Hagfish. 300's a lot. It's going to take out. Is it? I think so.

It's more than I have. It's more than a hundred. No, I don't know. A python. You don't even have to scroll. You could turn the TV off if you want. You're good. Go the next one.

Go next one. Next one. My body hasn't changed much in about 80 million years. Crocodile. Leather-back sea turtle. Patrick? American alligator They don't have 300

Oh we suck I'll live thousands of feet below the surface Where barely any light reaches Angler fish Football fish Angler fish Football fish Nope

Fuck These teeth Last one I look like a sea serpent And swallow prey hole Fuck I thought I thought of this I thought of this early It's a frilled shark

Ooh 300 teeth Let me see this It's funny. I thought of this kind of early with the 300 teeth. And I was like, nah, that's too weird. I actually have a picture of me holding one's head with all the teeth. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it's like a sea monster. It's a nightmare. Yeah.

Oh, so teeth are like teeth within teeth. Their teeth clusters. Mm-hmm. Weird, huh? Oh, my God. Look at this. Is that feet? What's he doing?

Is that feet? What do you mean? What are those? Like feet on the mouth? No, it's like weird fins. Those live thousands of feet down. 80 million years. Years these things have been around.

They're super-duper cool. Very big. I didn't realize how big they. How did you hold one of these? When we were in Japan, a fisherman had one, a dead one. And so it's not alive or anything, but it was still a really cool thing to get to hold and see. So it's called a frilled shark. Is there something that makes it a shark?

Look at those teeth, dude. If you're only listening, it's got... 30 teeth. That makes a shark a shark that are each made up of 10 tiny sharp teeth. It's like tooth clusters. Yes, what makes a shark a shark is a cartilaginous body. They branched off from fish millions of years ago.

I don't know. But so this is... It's just a shark, bro. Maybe on your 20th shark week, you'll learn why sharks are sharks. Well, no, I mean, they're, they're elasma branks. They have cartilage instead of bones. They branched off millions a years ago. They're, I don't fucking know.

The sharks, bro. Do they all have that electrical sensor thing? Yes, they do. Lamb of Lorngini. So close. Ampulae of Lorenzini. That's close. All right.

I got a point. Point that out. Yeah. One point for us. Thank you. Second animal. I can see in color and have excellent vision.

Human. That narrows it down to everything. Peregrine falcon. Mantis shrimp. Oh, good guess. They see a lot of color. I actually had one of those in Japan. You ate a mantis shrimp?

I did. You sick son of a bird. I must say dragonfly. What? Oh, you're guessing. Sorry, I thought you asked him if he ate a dragonfly. No, no. He also ate that. Correct. Dipped it in ranch.

Actually sounds quite tasty. Next, I was supposedly almost the national bird of the U.S. Okay. Red-tailed hawk. Oh, just your everyday robin. Stop scrolling. Turkey vulture. You can see number three.

Turkey vulture. Turn off the TV. Not a turkey vulture? No. No. Oh, fuck. I know what is. I know what is. Can I guess again? Nope.

Fuck. I know what it is. I know it is. I know it is for sure. Okay. All right. Next. Despite my looks, I can fly. I know what it is. They're going to say it before me. Can I yell it now? Turkey! Chicken.

A turkey, wow. Because it was almost the national bird of the U.S. It like founded the United States. I'm this big stupid bird that you could eat easily. Clue number one is so. Like, who's like, you know what I learned today? Yeah. Turkeys can see full color.

Like as if you had been living your whole life thinking that turkeys can only see black and white. Yeah, it's a good icebreaker. Yeah. And their vision's really good. It's really good. I hope they all say it in that voice. That's real stupid. Okay.

Can we, I want a dog leg for a second. You talked about Kyle drip. This is insane that I'm putting this in one sentence. Dipping dragonflies in ranch while in Japan. Yeah, of course. Where he does. Yeah.

So I was in the, on the South Dakota shoot last. week, right? Yeah. The first part of the shoot, I met up with this Mexican chef named Marcel. We went out, we foraged, and we made food. And then she made me this unbelievable taco. Now, she lives in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, right? It's a middle of nowhere, it's not the middle of nowhere, but it's also the middle of nowhere. And she handed me the taco, and I picked up the taco and ate it. And she was like, oh my God, someone who knows how to eat a taco. And I was like, what does that mean? So before I tell you what I did that I didn't even register in my brain I'd done.

Yeah. How do you eat a taco? I hold it in the middle. I wrap my hand around the top. Correct. Grab the base center. Slightly twist it to the side and then bite from the end. I do very similar except I grab, I mean, I grab the top and kind of like the pinch

the top of it. Oh, you're going to crack your shell, son. This is a soft taco, to be clear. To be clear. Okay. To be clear. All right. So you pinch your way.

Yeah. And then I just make sure it stays open on the top and I kind of wrap it around a bit. And then I hold it like this and I and I shove it in my mouth. Kyle, as a half Mexican, half Filipino, half Guamese 14 year old child laborer, how do you eat a taco correctly? What are they missing? You go to the taco. You don't go to the side to bite the taco. Think about it.

You've never not tilted your head. You don't bring the taco. Do you? You go to the taco. I don't know about that, but for her, it was the, like, I pinch the taco, just as you both explained. And then you turn your head to bite it. Of course you do.

Apparently, every single white person in Sioux Falls, South Dakota just tries to face shovel a taco. I don't know. It's like eating a hot dog. It's like a head upright. And she's like, it's impossible to do. Well, you're just going to end up with a tremendous amount of flour stuck in your teeth. And food all over your face and it's going to fall out the back.

You've got to tilt the head. keep so the taco stays upright and you tilt your head, right? I thought you did something ingenious. No. You just ate a taco. I literally just ate a taco. And this woman was so impressed that I tilted my head to eat a taco. And it didn't even register with me.

I was just like, this is, this is just instinct. Now, do you think she was just like, you know, yeah, trying to. I think that she probably sees people doing some bad taco eating. This is like two-handed taco eating. Well, what made me think of it is we were joking around and I basically had the same rant I just did. And I was like, it's common sense to tilt your head and eat the taco. And she goes, yeah. And everybody, not everybody, but lots of people here ask for ranch dressing with their taco. And I was like, that is criminal. That's unheard of. Now, is this a beef based

taco? It was, yeah. Bison or what was it? It's just beef, just flank steak. Doesn't matter. You're not putting ranch dressing on a taco. Come on. It's insane. Ask for extra salsa, whatever. Guacamole, some avocado sauce. I'd rather have ketchup. I'd rather have ketchup on my taco than ranch than ranch. Yeah. I don't know. You know what? Maybe if it's a steak taco. That's what I'm saying. It's closer to salsa. It's a step closer. What's what's a food that you've seen someone eat weird and you were shocked by how they were eating? My stepdad, he'll never listen to this. I couldn't care any less.

Yeah. Great guy. He should probably be put down. Was he too? He eats pizza with a knife and fork. Ah. Like cuts it into squares and like forks the square and he, and I'm like... Is he dipping it into raunch or blue cheese? Nothing. Just cuts it into squares.

Like takes the slice with his knife and fork separates it from the rest and starts slicing it into little squares. And then every time I see it, I'm like, I'm leaving the table. Like I can't sit here and watch you eat pizza. It really makes you think about what his childhood was like. Abusive. I mean, it must. It must have been.

I don't understand how you, like, imagine if you were just, just with your kids at the table and you were like, no, no, you eat this with a fork and a knife. I don't beat my kids, but if my son tried to cut a pizza in a slice, I'd cane him.

Look, if it was deep dish, go for it. Of course. I'm just talking about a regular pie here. Yeah, you know, yeah.

I have a friend who I go to football games with, Chargers games, and, uh, we eat hot dogs, Chargers game. Of course. Of course,

sure, a game, uh, sausages and whatnot. He bites, takes a bite from the, end flips it around. No.

And alternates sides to bite until he meets in the middle. I'm not mad at it. Really? Really? I don't think I'd go to games with him, to be honest. Have you done it or you just think it sounds novel? I've done it. Okay. Yeah. What was the reason?

Well, because if you just go from one side, then it's pushing, like if there's a bunch of stuff on the hot dog on top, it's pushing it all off. Like a wave. Exactly. Understood. So you've got to catch it on the other side to. I'm sorry. I'm going to interrupt this for a second.

If you're there with your buddy and he's eating a hot dog like that and there's two cute girls seats over, I'm getting up and moving seats to not be seen with him. Yeah, in that case, yes, but that's insane. No, of course, because no cute girls go to dodge your games by themselves. But that's besides a point.

They're also disgusted by you just because you're eating anything at all. Yeah, true. Ah, dude, I save up. I barely eat on Saturday. They can shovel a few hot dogs in your face. Shovel some dogs. some natch. Such a wild thing to say. It's funny. Don't eat on Saturday.

The section I sit in, they have like specials every, every game, like three or four. And like usually you only go to like, you know, a game every two to three weeks, right? And so they'll have like little like lobster roll sliders. I'm just like, I just kind of want my nachos and hot. Yeah, no, you're not having a lobster roll at the game. That's crazy. Peter, what's yours? You got to have like a food dick.

Jeez. If people are just eating. Well, my son does this. He eats the cheese off the pizza. All kids do that. Well, I mean, he peels the cheese off and then he licks the sauce off. Yeah, you got to stop that. It's impossible at this point.

I mean, eventually I'll stop it. You've never spanked him yet. You can start. Yeah, try that. That should be where the line is drawn. So I almost never look at my Instagram. That's true. And I send you nice butts all the time.

I get no responses. I'll start checking. Thanks. But I saw a few messages from some Brosners. Uh-huh. And it seems like overwhelmingly people really liked the beastly buzzword quiz. Oh, I like that game. Yeah.

It was fun. I did listen to it the last time we did it and was laughing in my car even though I was here. Uh-huh. So I think we should play it again. So this is a game. Kyle is the host where he says a word. It's either a behavior. It's some sort of biological term.

Yeah. And we have to guess or deduce what it means. Peter will always go first. It made me very upset because they're all words that I have learned and just haven't used in 15 years. Yeah, exactly. All right. Kyle. Yeah.

Go ahead. All right. So the first one is semil parity. Semoparity. So this is a parody of some sort. Of course. Which means that this is the duplication of the seminical. No, come on.

Use real words here. Well, you know, what's the seminical valve? What's like the thing where the sperm goes through up to the penis? You're close to saying, right? Seminal. Seminal. The seminal valve, right? Seminal.

Anyways, it's the part that allows the sperm to get to the penis. So I'm saying it's when that seminal gland or whatever splits into two and allows you to double sperm and thereby increases your chance of impregnating a lady. There you go. Okay. That's thoughtful. Do you know what it is? No, I don't.

Okay, I think it's when a species that creates sperm, all of the sperm are exactly identical genetically. Ooh. There's another term for that. Semel parity, semil parity. I want to say that it has something to do with a group of animals using lookouts. Definitely not that. What does that even mean?

I'm going to give half points to Peter and Patrick. Okay. Does it involve semen? I just didn't want to say semen. Because it does involve semen a little bit. What is it? It's reproducing once and then dying right after. Ah.

Okay. Like a praying mantis. Yeah. I'm having trouble focusing because I can't stop looking at Forrest nipples through that shirt. They're nice. Is that a new shirt? Colden here.

I get where you're looking. He's not showing because he doesn't want you to look. No, he's got great nipples. I got the new Kim Kardashian paste-ons that have extra nipples. That's smart. Yeah, yeah. It's great for the pod. Half point.

Half points. Nice job, Pete. All right, next. Skinny Pete. Yeah. Not anymore. Next is cathothermal. Cathermal.

Cathermal. Cthmeral, maybe. Cthmeral. I'm getting, you know, I'm getting him with like a psychic. I'm feeling this has something to do with a catheter and thermal underwear. So I'm going to say that catheter is when, okay, so this has to be. when a cat goes, it gets too hot and a cat gets very heated and overheats, cat thermal. Nice.

Kethemoral. So I'm trying to decide which root word to go off here. Right. Emeril. I think it's when something intentionally bleeds out of an orifice. Hemeral. Ooh, that's a good guess. Cathemoral

Because I was going catheter too But I was like maybe I'll go with heem Yeah I'm going to say That cathomeral is when a species Dictates the gender of its offspring Based on temperature

Hmm Oh I thought he was going for the buzz Yeah I know it was a bit of Because all the guesses were great They were They were something Anything What do we got here

So cathemoral is No set pattern of activity not nocturnal or diurnal. That's not a... It doesn't need a word. Delete it. Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, come on.

Delete it, Webster. Wait, so it just means you don't sleep during the day or during the evening? No set pattern of activity. Some examples are lemurs, lions, jaguars. Trust fun, kids.

Trust fun, kids. They just like... But that's bullshit. But that's bullshit. Everything you just said is bullshit. What were the three examples you gave? Leemers, lions, diarnal. Next one?

Lions. Crupular. Active at dawn and dust. Yeah, but also very active at night. Yes, but they're not cathemoral. Shut up. Okay. Jaguar?

Must be deleted. They're also crepuscular. What about a jagia? Yeah. All right. Next. Next. I'm going to make up a word just to get recognition.

Just like whatever nerd made up cathemoral. Exactly. All right. Next is Zupharmacognosi. Zeparma cognosi. That's a big word. Yeah, it's a big word. It's a good word.

ahead. Oh, I mean, so this probably has, I'm just going to go ahead and say that this is the practice of medicine at zoos. Zoo pharma cognoscis. Uh, pharma. It's when an animal, um, it's when an animal, you know, ingests something specifically to, to cure an illness that it has. So like an animal that eats a specific root when it's nauseous or whatever. Basically, an animal's medicating themselves. Did you see the way he shuffled in his chair like he was going for the ding ding? Yeah. But he's doing it all that intentionally.

Oh, interesting. He's fucking with you. Okay. I'm going to say, based on the etymology, the word, that it is when an animal responds responds to some sort of chemical communication, like scent marking or ants putting out a thing or smelling an animal in heat, something like that. Sounds legit.

That is a point for Patrick. Yeah. I saw the wiggle. I saw the wiggle in his chair. Yeah. Now what is it again? He was like, it's animals self-medicating.

Wow, okay. Point and a half. Nice. I wonder if there is a term for what I said because that's a thing, right? Like animals communicate through chemicals and sense and smell. That could be the very next one. I might need to make up a word.

What would the word be that you would make up for that? Zoo pharma cognoscis. Just changed the last thing. letter. Yeah. Kognosai. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. All right. All right. Next. Aposomatism. This is when the brown fat in an animal's body completely disintegrates and they die. Is that from cold plunging? Yeah. Apatosomumatism. So it does have the word Semitism in it, but I don't think that has anything to do with this. Apos. I know you were thinking about Adipos.

The Apos. Semitism. Are you going to get this one? I know this one. You do? Yeah. First one. It's very embarrassing.

I didn't know the first three. Apposomatism. Yeah, it's when an animal fucking, as I was to say it, it's when an animal pleasures himself. Nice. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Forrest. What is it? I was just trying to think of a funny word for what Patrick said. Aposomatismism is when an animal uses bright colors

to warn that it's venomous or mock that it's venomous. Oh, okay. All right. That is correct. Yay! The definition here, it says it's advertising by an animal. Oh, there you go.

Yeah, to potential predators that it's not worth... Yeah. Not worth attacking. Yeah. So like a poison dart frog is bright blue, bright red. So a predator looks and goes, ooh, I better not eat that. That's what Apposomat is.

You know who I bet knows more about poison dart frogs than you? Who? My four-year-old. Yeah, probably. Obsessed? She goes to this, like, hippie preschool where it's based on the... What they learn is based on

what they're showing interest in. Okay. They're on week two of poison dart frogs. Because of your daughter? No, because the kids are just so fascinated by these brightly colored frogs. She just, like, knows these obscure facts. I'm like fact-checking. It's kind of cool, though.

It is pretty cool. Definitely not going to help her long-term in life, but it's cool. No, let's do two more. Two more. So one and a half me, one Forrest, half Peter. Correct. Okay. Sounds about right.

Next is Foresty. Yes, Kyle. I've been here all day. Okay. F-H-O-R-E-S-Y. Dude, this is foracy. Let's say, like,

this has something to do with animals that eat phosphorus. I mean, it's as good of a guess as I'm going to have, for sure. No clue here. It's really annoying, this word. I hate it. I'm mad at who invented it. Yeah, they should. Forrecy.

Hopefully they're dead. Forrecy. It's when And do you know this one? No, unfortunately. I feel real dumb. It's when an animal uses light

to heat themselves up. That's a really good guess. I was impressed with your ridiculous. Well, because light, I was thinking light too, but I didn't know what to use it for. Photon. Okay. I'm going to say foresti is when an animal

uses light to navigate. Hmm. Thank God. Sam. Forrecy is one species hitching a ride on another for transport. Nope.

That's called piggyback. Yeah. That's not... I really... Scientifically is called piggyback. Yeah, that's right. Like if you saw this on a show you were doing, you wouldn't be like

talking to the camera and be like, so the behavior that he's displaying is called Forrecy. No. I'd be... I've literally done shows where I see the mama, you know, giant ant eater with the baby on her back. And I'm like, look, a piggyback.

Yeah. That's it. And if like one of my post producers wrote Foresse, I would scramble it out and be like stupid word. Yeah. Use piggyback. Use English. Alligators do this, right?

They have like massive amounts of the babies. It's like that classic story about the scorpion that needs to get across. Oh, yes. Exactly. Yep. Yep. With the frog. Yep.

And then how does that end? He stings the frog and drowns. And then, but what does the frog say? Oh, I don't remember. Forresti or something? No, he agrees to give the scorpion a ride. Yeah. Do you know the story?

No. Tell the story. Tell the story. Tell the story. The scorpion needs a ride across this river. I got that much. And he goes, he asks the frog. He goes, can I get a ride?

Yeah. And he goes, well, no, you'll sting me. He goes, well, if I sting you, then we would both drown. Right. I promise I won't sting you. and then halfway across, the scorpion stings him. And the frog goes, ah, fuck, why'd you do that? Now we're both going to drown.

And he goes, because I'm a fucking scorpion. Yeah, exactly. Which is true. It's a good analogy. Scorpions are going to be scorpions, bra. Yeah. God. And Frap Bros.

It's going to be frat pros. Yeah. Let's get one more in here, Kyle. One more. Last one. You said frat pro, and you throw a snap in there. Last one. Last one.

Bade is in mimicry. No, dude, number six. Batetian? Number six. Torper. Torper? Boy, torper. I want to save the rest of the list for the next pond.

Yeah, that makes sense. Torper, Torper, Torper. I mean, I'm trying. Just say it again. Torper. Spelling me. Torpor. Spelling me.

Torpor. Use it in a sentence. Your mom torpered me last night. Oh, damn. That must have been hot. This is when one animal gives an animal of a different species. A blow job. Yeah.

A lot of baboon on monkey Torper. I try to break down the etymology. Tor. Tor per it's so. Tor means Bull? State. Or means.

It's, you know, it is. It's when, like, when a, like a crocodilian, for example,

sort of just shuts down its nervous system and digestive system and goes into a long state of rest when food is scarce. Give them the point. Give them the point. Now,

Because we worked on a show. I don't know if he remembers that or if it's just like lodged in the back of his mind. Okay. That's why I wanted to do number six because I wanted to hang on to my half point lead. So what's the final score? Patrick with two and a half points. Me with one. You with half, I think.

Wow. Look at that. Pat wins. What is Petitian mimicry? You guys might not like this. Okay. A harmless animal mimicking a harmful or toxic one. I don't know like it. Yeah, I was going to give an example of that.

Isn't that just similar to aposomatism as well? It is, but it's like aposomatism is colors. You know, like it gives the colors. Petesian mimicry is what gopher snakes do. And I can't tell you how many times I've had ranchers and people be like, there's a rattlesnake there. I've seen him shaking his tail. And it's a gopher snake shaking his tail pretending to be a rattlesnake.

Interesting. So that's Batesian mimicry. What's the Betesian reference? No idea. It's got to be the scientist. Why is it called? called Batisian. John Batiste.

Definitely some, like, professor at Oxford. Or it's like some Roman thing that they did, like a Trojan horse kind of set up. Etymology of Betetian. Betetian. Betetian. Characterized by or being mimicry involving resemblance. Wait, but the pictures are showing are more like aposomatism. Oh, the butterfly?

Well, I think aposomatismatism is a type of Batisian mimicry. Oh, my God. Come on. you know, scientists out there, just calm down. It's too much. It's a few. Back it off already. Just call it a piggyback ride.

Yeah, call it a piggyback ride already. All right, guys, let's wrap it up. Not your dicks, but we got to wrap this pot up. What? You don't want to wrap it up? I did want to wrap up my... You did? Your penis?

Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. If that too many lights, right. Peter, do the thing. All right, guys. We do six podcasts a month. Two of them are public.

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Yep. Several times. Unblurred. Unblurred. It was heinous. Good night, everybody. Welltimes.com. We love you.

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