Wild Times: Wildlife Education - Were Dragons Real Animals? - The Wild Times #105

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

The Wild Times crew discuss if dragons were real animals, the regenerative body parts of Axolotl and giving Peter's dog Charlie a make over.   Leave a review on iTunes Apple Podcast: https://thewildtimespodcast.com/itune...   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wildtimespod/   Official Website: https://wildtimes.club/   Info: https://thewildtimespodcast.com/info   Merch: https://thewildtimespodcast.com/merch   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wildtimespod  Enjoy, brosteners! 

I'm going with the old school, classic American work animal. I'm taking a mule. There you go. Okay. So you're going to have a mule going through your naked mole hole. That's right. That's right. A mule through your naked mole hole.

Wild times. Yes. In person, baby. Feels good. Are you the host? Can you host this? Oh, Roof. Charlott is here.

Here we go. It is the Wild Times. I don't know what episode. 100 and something. 105. 105. Episode 105. And we're here.

Damn. And I am your host, the broologist. Joining me is the professor, PhD in podcasting. What's my actual name? Do you even know it? Repeater? Repeater. Repeater over here.

Yeah, I'm doing good. Happy to be here. We got a studio rolling. And it's always fun to see you, Jensen, person. even though it's fucking 8 a.m. But I'll be drinking soon enough. Good. And in addition to that moody, good morning,

we have the one and only, the broducer himself. What's going on, man? Good to see you. Your name is Pat. It is Patrick. No one's called me Pat since I was 15, but I call him Pat every time I talk to him.

Good to see you. I have not seen you with the beard in person. It's a lot, huh? It's a presence. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a itself. Yeah.

I've been discussing this with Jess and I'm like, do I keep it? Because I actually like it. And here's why I like it. The unkemptness of it makes me intimidating. You don't want to fight a guy that's crazy enough to look like. By the way, this is what I was going to ask.

Do you feel different? I feel more primal. More powerful. Yeah. It really changes the way you feel, right? You can kind of feel shitty about yourself and it's because you just let your hair get weird. Yeah.

And then you get a haircut and you're like, I feel like I'm a stunt. I feel great. I look great. Yeah. This is sort of like the polar opposite of that where I look so bad that I feel awesome. Yeah, it's just like your primal, like you said. I mean, I get that. I get that when I, whenever I let it go, but my beard looks absolutely ridiculous. Here's the thing, though, and I will vouch that this is the case for everybody. You're right. It does. So does yours. So does mine. To a point. And then it grows past that where you're like, oh, wait a minute. Like now you look like what a man is actually. supposed to look like if we didn't have wall fancy trimmers this is what a man's supposed to look like look at this i haven't trimmed the neck look at the neck fuzz i got well it's all connecting it's all it's all it's all becoming one yeah it's like one big hairy mess yeah and i like it i think what you should do and this is the end of the beard talk it's not this is a beard pot go clip all the hair

clip up here military cut wow yeah big beard military cut yeah yeah and I mean, I thought about it. I did. It's a good look. You think you feel primal and tough right now? Shave your head. And start wearing kind of like, kind of like olive green t-shirts.

Just fitted olive green t-shirts. You'll feel like a badass. Maybe a little bit baggy camo pants once in a while. It's funny. Like when we were like on days where we were like going to do something pretty gnarly, you know, in the field filming the show. Yeah. You know, you kind of wear like more techy stuff than, you know,

the nerdy tight jeans that we're wearing right now. right now. And like, you know, I always would let my beard grow out and you're kind of dirty and you haven't showered. And some days, like, I'd be ready to go, take that last look in the mirror. And I would start fantasizing that I was, like, actually a tough guy doing, like, a military operation.

And it would get me, like, revved up for the day. The mind is a powerful instrument, man. It can make you believe that you are a lot tougher than you are, Pat. Oh, I know. I know. I don't claim to be a tough guy, man. I don't know. I'm a city dweller. I think he claims to be a lot.

a tough guy sometimes. It's an exterior that he has. It's just an interior that is I mean, this guy's hard as a marshmallow. Right. Yeah. Exactly. He's all bristle on the outside, but just a soft, sticky middle. Just a softy. Well, we made it to 105. Congrats, guys. 105 weeks.

105 hours. That's a lot. Crazy. More than 105 hours. Do you have a cold? You should have told us this before we came over. Again, it's the morning. It's morning throat. You don't have morning throat? You don't get, you know, just it's not awful morning. I wake up ready to go, man. You said, hey, don't you said you're never ready until you get that shower.

I rock it out of bed. Yeah, right. Well, this is an animal pod, animal and wildlife pod. It is not a beard talk pod. Wild times. But Peter, Charlie has reminded me of something. I have to ask a favor of you. No.

You don't even know what it is yet. I know I don't, but I don't like the grin smugness on the face already. I do feel good about this. Can Charlie, can I just borrow Charlie? Yeah, I mean, he'll bite you, but yeah. No, no, I don't want to touch him. You have, okay, here's my favorite. Here's my favorite.

You have to blindly agree to do this before I explain what it is. I mean, that's, why on earth would I ever? Peter's never taken an improv class. It's really bad at this. I will pay you monies to bring Charlie to San Diego in three weeks. Your thoughts? No. What's wrong with San Diego?

It's a lovely little trip down the coast. Nice. I'll give you a hotel room. Nice one. Fine. Sheraton. All right. Let's pretend I'll do it.

Okay, here's what we're going to do. So Kyle and I have this thing coming up. There's this guy, Gabriel Fetosa. Kyle, pull up Gabe in a sec here. Gabe and I have become friends recently, and we've partnered up with the Humane Society in San Diego, and we're going to makeover a bunch of dogs. Interesting.

I know how ridiculous this sounds. These are like rescue dogs and you're going to give them a makeover to get attention. But the thing is, hold on, Kyle, go the videos I texted you, not this nonsense. I texted you the best ones. Here you go. Look at this. Look at this. Hold on.

Kyle's blowing it. Hold on. Kyle, pause that. You'd be blowing it. You're blowing it. That is amazing. Look at that. That's pretty good. Tell me Charlie is not so cut out for this with his crazy, wiry hair and whatever's going on. Why'd you make this sound so bad? This isn't bad. I was trying to get you excited about something before explaining it. Can you get this guy Gabriel to give Charlie a free giraffe job? That's why I'm offering. I will make Charlie into, go to the zebra one I texted you. Look at this one. This is the happiest dog I've ever seen. Can you turn the volume up, Kyle?

The face. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. So this guy gave is a nice guy in the world. We're doing this thing with the Humane Society and we're filming and then we're looking for some other dogs outside of the Humane Society. This is my favorite one, by the way.

I would love to have you come down with Charlie and get Charlie turned into. Look at this. Look at these ones. That's badass. How cool is this? Is that a hyena? The other one? It's a tiger and a leopard.

Oh, nice. Yeah, I'll agree to this. Charlie, what do you think? You in? and Charlie's perfect. He's got the crazy hair, the crazy eyes. Yeah. Dude, he would be a good hyena.

Oh, my guy. He looks like a fucking hyena. I know. With that ridge of hair that if I touch it, it'll bite me. Thylase. Thylase. Gabe's never done a thylacine because I asked, my dog is black and white, so it doesn't work.

Charlie could be the most fantastic, rabid thylacine. And then, and then, Peter, yeah? Part two of this. Are you ready to blindly agree yet or not? This is the part that I'm not going to like. Well, are you ready? to blindly agree or not.

Fine. Okay. Then we fly to Tasmania and let Charlie run around the streets in front of Neil Waters' house. And don't say anything. We just do that for like a week and then fly home. Okay. I'm then. Let's do it.

If Neil had been smarter about, you know, the whole thing, he would have just gotten a dog that looks like Charlie, contacted Gabe. Yep. Flown him out. Stick him in front of a trail cam with no scale. That's it. Baby thylacine. Done.

Baby thylacine. Yeah. Baby thylacine. Yep. Dude, I would pay money to see Charlie as a baby thylacine. Wouldn't you, though? I'm taking donations, yeah. Yeah.

So, anyway. I'll pay for your gas to San Diego. And that's like a lot of money. It's like $150. End of November, Charlie. I'm not even joking. I'm in, man. I'm in.

I'm in. I agree. Yeah. I agree. That's a fun project. So it was the thought just that it'll just get attention for Humane Society. Correct. Yeah.

Yeah. So Gabe does this professionally. He does it for a whole variety of clients. clients. He's a super, super cool guy. And we are filming it. You know, it's like we're making a vent out of it. We're getting local San Diego press and news involved. We're working with the Humane Society. The idea is to do this holiday party, make over a bunch of dogs. Dude, if my kid walked into the Humane Society and there was a pit bull trying to rip his face off, but it was done up like a green T-Rex with yellow spack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd be like, Dad, we're taking it home.

Right. There's no way I could leave there without the rabid maniac T-Rex dog. No, that's brilliant. So that is the goal here. Are you bringing your pup? Is he going to do it? No, well, that's the problem. He's black and white and black doesn't really work with this.

So, well, you know, we could do so. So go back to his main page for a second, Kyle. If you're listening to this, come and watch our YouTube or just check out Gabe on TikTok or whatever. So he does have some, like go to the Monsters Inc. Dog over. Or no, the panda's adorable. Oh, nice. Bottom right.

Yeah. So he can do some stuff with black and white dogs, but it doesn't come out as well. Look at this. Tell me that's not a real baby panda right there. Oh my goodness. That is insane. How good is that? Look at that.

Holy shit. That is amazing. My lord. Is this not the coolest thing you've ever seen? This guy's incredible. Incredible. Dude, you will spend hours. Can we get him on the podcast?

I would love to. And he's super personable. You could spend hours watching his videos. That is an actual panda. Fact. That's camera tricks. He swapped the dog with a real panda. There's a,

Yellow Pokemon, too. We don't do it spend too much time. But I don't know if you see a copy. You just scroll down. He does a Pikachu that is, again, it is an actual Pikachu. Keep going. Look at some of these things, man. They're insane.

I'm trying to think. As he's scrolling. Is your dog more black or white or about 50-50? No, he's like 80% black with a couple white patches. So what's an animal that is mostly black? Look at that. That is a Pokemon. That is wild, dude.

That could be Charlie, but you tripping. I'm not. I'm tripping. I'm in. What's an animal that's mostly black that has some detail that you could do for hooves? I'd have to really think about it. I don't, I haven't. Black Jaguar?

What's the? You would just dye them all black. You go all black. So Gabe told me because we had a, we were chatting about this and he's like, they do make a bleach. So basically I could bleach some of Hoover's black, white and then painted another color. But he's like, it's just a huge process versus like any dog Charlie's color. that's like, you know, I just paint him up. He's never been, I mean, he's just like, they're talking about me.

I'm feeling real good. He's just laying there. He's like, nobody ever talks about me. He's literally biting his time until he bites someone aggressively. He's like, I haven't been addressed in four months. I've just been sitting here. This is great. I think for the 105th podcast, we should break the format a little bit and do something a little different.

Okay. Shirts off. Let's go. Yep. God, no. No, pants, pants. Pants. I think we should do a battle royale right up top.

Whoa. Yeah. That's because you have one chamber. It's getting crazy in here. I just think, you know, here's what happens. It's hard to talk for an hour and be interesting, right? It's mentally exhausting. We always do the Battle Royale at the end.

We're not a good ideas. When you're trained. Right. Yep. So let's try it in the middle. Great. No computers today either, so it has to be off. No, Google.

I'm screwed. And by the way, I'm going to throw a wrinkle and it's going to make it a lot harder. Oh, come. Oh, here we go. Battle Royale. What? Battle Royale. All right.

Here's going to be the hardest one we've ever done. Oh, my God. So, you've seen heist movies, right? Where the crew, like the movie Heat, they have a crew, they're a tight crew. They go and rob banks. Yes. The town, I just watched that. The Italian job?

Haven't seen it. Is that good? Really? Fantastic. Ocean's 11. I just rewatch the movie, The Town, the Ben Affleck, Jeremy Renner movie. I haven't seen in years. Remember it being really good.

Yeah, I watched it on the plane. So good. Yeah. So good. And Ben Affleck. Like, no one's face is asking to be punched more than his. It's the Johnny Harrington of faces. Yeah, it really is.

When you look at Johnny, you're like, oh, man, I just want to sock you so down. Project 1Z, Johnny Harrington. Yeah. Niceest guy, but boy, just like Ben Affleck. Great director, great actor. Yeah. All right. So you're putting a crew together.

Snake draft. Yeah. Snick draft. Okay. It's you and three others. Yep. You get three extremely well-trained animals that are going to help you pull off a bank heist.

Wow. Okay. All right. All right. But, but no primates allowed. Wow. No primates allowed.

I like that. Because I feel like that's going to be the low hanging fruit. We're all just going to want some sort of monkey to do something. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Guerrilla overpower the guard. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Oozie monkey. So what I want you to do is tell us, tell me who's in your crew and what their job's going to be, how it's going to help you. It can't just be because they're cute. Yep. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Forest. I think you should go first. With pleasure. So there's a couple ways to rob a bank. I've done my research. If you do what I'm about to do,

I'm going to smash this over Charlie's head. No, no, I'm going to leave. I'm going back to how. I'm hoping that's how this goes. Me too. There's a couple ways to rob a bank. The best way, the Ocean's 11th way, right? The clever way, the way where you're sneaking in, you're sneaking in, you're sneaking out,

nobody's finding out what's happening. You're not putting guns up. You're not blowing stuff up. Right. You're not smashing through the bank vault. Okay? Yep. So, pick number one, very simple, common house hamster.

Laugh all you like. I'm not laughing because I'm waiting for your logic. Then I'm going to laugh. Okay. Yeah. Have you ever, have any of you, Kyle, you included? Anybody have a hamster as a kid? A gerbil that got lost in the house and never found.

You just proved my point. They are the most immaculate escape artists. You could put a... A common house hamster in the most secure bank in the world, and I guarantee you with 100% certainty, it will get out. I see. So. This is an inside job.

Oh. I'll get to my others and my snake drop. Okay. I'll fully understand the plot of your heist. Yeah, this is big. Okay. Common house hamster, voice. You want to go back?

Yeah. Okay. All right. So I'm picking for my... It's always good when he laughs at his idea. Before explaining it. Yeah. My first pick is going to be pretty standard, and I want to take it off the table early.

I'm going with a fastest, one of the fastest animals in the world, possibly the fastest. I'm going with a cheetah. And the reason is that it's going to be chaotic. My method is not going to be, there's going to be no gerbil sneaking. It's going to be chaotic. And my cheetah will have lots of the money strapped to it as it books it. Got it. You know, and that's it so far.

How much weight could a cheetah carry and still run fast, do you think? 12 pounds maybe. Okay. So a few hundred bucks. How much does cash weigh? You make up with a couple thousand. You might be able to pay your electric bill. So, hell for running your A.C.

24-7. No, we don't understand your plan yet. I'm sorry. There was a, my favorite bank heist, real bank heist that's been pulled that I've read about, is a guy, he did like four or five of these. nobody knows where he is, never got caught. They know who he is. Oh, interesting.

But he pulled off, I think at the time in like maybe 10 years ago, was the biggest bank heist in history in Argentina. And he had the same M.O. He always tunneled into the bank underneath the vault. The one in Argentina, if you're interested, you should read about it. He tunneled underneath like a six-lane highway. Oh, you're kidding. Like did it for years.

And he basically had a florist shop. No way. On the other side. And they were using that to build. just tapped in, looted everything, and was gone by morning. Gone by morning. Went in on the weekend, got into the vault. I'm tunneling into a vault.

So sexy. Bank robbing is so sexy. How cool are you, man? It's so cool. Broba bank. Dude, imagine the high fives. Yeah? Like when you're done, you're on the plane. You got the bags, the bags of money.

Dude, you're on the plane, you're moving to Costa Rica. Yeah. You're 60 million in cash. It's so cool. I'm tunneling in. All right. I'm going to take a naked mole rat. Very nice.

It's going to take a while. Can they tunnel through concrete? You've seen those teeth, boy. Yeah. They have nothing but superpowers. They are Marvel characters. All right. Oh, I'm up for two.

Yep. Well, that was really the only thing I had. But, no, because obviously we're going straight into the vault. I want to take as few trips up and down the tunnel as possible. Sure. I need something that can carry a Trump. tremendous amount of weight. But I don't want it to be too big

because it's a naked mole rat making the tunnel. It can't be a huge tunnel. About four inches in diameter. You can roll up a single bill and push it through at a time. Well, that's going to be in there. So I want something that's small,

that can get through my smallish tunnel that can carry a ton of plate. I said no primates. He's unwanted. Yeah. Peter. This is an ex-wereat. At 8 in the morning.

You can tell you. He has 15. All right. Small animal, low profile. Carry a lot, a lot, a lot of weight. I'm going with the old school, classic American work animal. I'm taking a mule.

There you go. Okay. So you're going to have a mule going through your naked mole hole. That's right. Yes. A mule through your naked mole hole. Dude, that should be a new tea, man. A naked mole hole.

Pop it out of a hole and it's called Naked Mall. And then there's a mule with money behind him. Dude, I could see that being like a cool like crop top for like sexy ladies and it says I'm a naked moho. For sexy ladies. Yeah, like they're like, yeah, I love animals, but I'm also like showing off that I'm ready to party. And like relatively loose with my morals. Like I don't make that judgment. I think it'd be better as like a guy's pair of tidy whitties to have the mole peeking out.

On the back, Megan Mull. By the way, you can get those out by like December 5th, it'll be the biggest gag gift of 2022. I love it. All right, so I got a Mollrat and a mule. Okay, so Forrest, you're up? Nope.

That's not how it's ever worked. And it never will work that way. All right. I get confused when there's three people and not four. All right. It's also because we're just doing this. It's so simple. It's early.

Okay. So my second. pick is it's going to be chaotic. Like I told you, we're not, we're not sneaking in. And that is going to be initiated. The chaos is going to be initiated by my big, fluffy sheep that is loaded with C4 and other explosives. Cal, you should be pulling these up. You've got to look up C4 sheep. Wait, are you sacrificing your sheep? The artist's rendering. As long as you salvage all the meat for mutton chops later, then I'm okay with it. Yeah, the meat will be on top of the five-store.

That was sort of a joke. We need to use AI art for this. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, he's going to go in there. He's going to set the tone for the robbery. Okay. And, uh, exactly.

Yeah. I got this one in the bag. All right. Number one, I got a hamster. Can escape from anything. Taiping anything can get out of anything. Not very small to help. You probably fit in Pat's molehole.

Stand by. Stand by. It's genius. Okay. Animal number two, Pacific, giant, no, not that big. Two-spot, octopus. Okay, okay. Interesting.

Is there an aquarium? No. No, it's not. Is it in the ocean? Nope. It's a normal bank. They can spend like two hours out of the water, no problem. Okay.

Let me explain. It's a normal bank. Stand by. And here's why. Because my third animal, because that's how the snake draft works and then I can put it all together, is your standard German shepherd. Okay. I can't wait to.

hear the plot of this film. It's so simple and it's so good and so genius. Go for it. The German Shepherd is employed by the bank as a sniffer dog to look for explosives and it's a guard dog. It belongs to the security agent. However, he's well trained and obeys me and me alone. Okay.

On this Saturday night, the hamster is brought to the dog. Okay? He's put onto the dog's back. On top of the dog goes, and on top of the hamster goes the two-spot octopus. that perfectly camouflages and blends in, covering the hamster, which is now suctioned to the belly of the German Shepherd. So it's got an invisibility scene essentially. An invisibility cloak.

Okay. Morning comes around, vault gets opened, a dog walks in to do his rounds and is sniffing, hamster leaps out from underneath the octopus, gets locked in, no problems. Because later that night, our escaping hamster figures out how to open the vault by communicating with the well-trained octopus who's on the outside, Yeah, okay.

Door is opened. I go walking in the bank. The octopus also has the tentacles. Can get them under the... I could see the octopus spinning the thing. Yeah, for easily. And the hamster knows how to do it from the inside. Door gets opened.

I walk right in, help myself to all the cash I would like. Close it all up. Off we go. Yep, I like it a lot. So just to be clear, the octopus has been waiting until nightfall, but won't it die after two hours? I could do it pre-dawn. Okay.

Well, and he's going to salvage it and have calamari. That's right. And my signature bank robbery, when I leave, my insignia that's left behind is a dead octopus on the floor of bank. Which they're like, oh my God, it's the octopus robbery. Yeah, exactly. That's as smart as Marv, the wet bandits from home alone. Yeah. Okay.

My turn again? All right, so my final animal, we need some air support here. Like I said, this is going to be chaos. So we need an animal that is quick, can go and grab and strong and flies. It's going to be a peregrine falcon. It's going to come down. It always is. It's going to grab just a giant sack of money.

I'm going to have the cheetah running with money. But really, those are just distractions while I get away with the van. What is a peregrine? The van. The van can typically eat for us. What kind of animal? Cash, money. A lot of pigeons.

They're big on street pigeons. Street pigeons, mice, mice. So stuff that weighs only a pound or two. Correct. Yeah, but what can it eat? This bank robbery, I hope you're exploding

sheep causes a distraction that lasts about five and a half years because that's how long since I said. No, no, I told you. But I'm involved too, so I'm going to have the van with all the money while everybody's focusing on the cheetah with the cash strapped to its back.

I mean, the cheetah will be a good distraction. And the falcon just like, with a big thing of casual, like, just remind me how the falcon. contributed to this scenario? It's just bag of cash, big bag of cash, heavy, as much

as it can carry. And then it's flying around above, so everybody's looking at it. And then I'm off in just a very standard Toyota Corolla. So literally the humans in this scenario are just turkeys and they're just like staring in the sky with their jaws open. Well, you have an octopus you have an octopus that is.

You have an octopus that is creating an invisibility cloak around your German Shepherd and your hamster. No, no, no, no. German Shepherd can walk right in. His inside man, German Shepherd. Inside man.

Mine is way more feasible. Mine's luck. This is, okay, my last animal is, so I've got my tunneler, I've got my, you know,

grunt who's going to carry everything for me and my, my mule. Yep, yep. What I need is someone on the inside who it can be,

because I don't want anyone on my crew to get caught. Right, you understand? Do you don't want the mole or the, yeah,

I don't want, anyone on the crew. I want all four of us living out our days. Okay. Owning a tiki bar. Right. So you're going to split the money evenly with the animals? No. Oh. No. They'll work for food and water. But I need some security inside just in case anything gets weird. Sure. Maybe there is an armed guard that works on weekends that I didn't know about because you guys know me. I'm not going to plan that. You're not. You're going to wing it.

Yeah. It's going to be pretty loosey. Yeah. So I need security on the inside. something that's just ferocious that can get on you quick. Okay. Right? If that security guard comes out with his sidearm, it can get on them in a second. And I am obsessed with this video of a wild boar charging a man on the beach. I haven't seen this.

Dude, it is, I don't know, it's, what are those crazy ones in Africa? Wardhogs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to Pumbas. Take a wardhog. Yeah. I saw this video, man, and this guy's just looking at this warthog. it's like down by the ocean.

I don't know what the fuck it's doing down there. And the guy's looking at it and it turns and looks at him. It is on him in one second. Yeah. I've never seen a zero to 60 like this warthog. The guy has no fucking clue what to do. Yeah, would you? I mean, that's true.

Okay. So my full scenario is we're in the Cayman Islands, right? Everyone puts their money in the Cayman Islands. Of course. So you're robbing a bank in the Cayman's. It's going to take, this is going to take like two and a half years. It's a big play. Because the mole rat is so small.

He's digging from the United States. So I'm going to mostly just be vacationing while the mole rat works. I'm going to be hanging out with my ward hog and my mule. That won't be suspicious. And then when he's done with the work, we go and we take the money. We're not even going to leave the Caymans. We're going to stay there. It's a lovely place, clear blue ocean.

Also, everybody there is like, well, it's obviously not the wardhog mule guy. Everybody loves that guy. He came out of nowhere with the pig and the horse. He was at, I'm going to be at the tiki bar when the mules carrying the money out. That's why it couldn't have been you. Through the four inch hole that the mole made. All right. Quick sidebar, rapid fire forest.

When they make this animated movie of your bank heist, who are going to be the voices of the three animals? Well, every small fluffy animal has to be voiced by Kevin Hart. I think that got passed in a Hollywood reason. So he's the hamster. Yeah, so he's the hamster. Wow. The octopus is very sleuthy. he is going to be voiced by

Puss in Boots, what's his name? Oh, Antonio Banderas. Banderas, yeah. The octopus is Banderas. And the dog is like a nice, he's like a million, you know what, it's Channing Tatum. Just like standard leading man.

Standard American leading man. Yeah, I get that. Yep. My cheetah is going to be funny, comical cheetahs. It's going to be Eddie Murphy. Great. Great. My Peregrine Falcon is not going to have too much to say as he just swoops in,

although I guess you could, it's going to be Whoopie Goldberg. Wow, this is the lineup. Yeah. And my sheep, this movie came out in 1986. Obviously. It's when he went back in time. My sheep is going to be Chris Rock. Totally.

Okay. I mean, he is great. Those are great. Eddie Murphy? That's a good lineup. Do Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy hate each other, though? They do? I never heard of it.

I might be mixing up the wrong comedians. Schedule two different days for the sound booth. I know Will Smith hates Chris Rock. That might be what I'm thinking about. Yeah. I'm going to go, naked mulrat's so ugly, so hideous with those teeth.

Yeah. I'm going to go the opposite, and I'm going to go very sexy. Okay. With its voice. Interesting. Jennifer Lawrence, she has that raspy,

kind of sexy voice. A sexy mole rat. It's going to be fun. That's fun. It's different. Go against type, right? Yep. My mule is sort of going to be my leading

man. And so you want someone's standard, right? Leading men are rarely they're usually just kind of down the middle dudes. It's not an archetype. Right. Yeah, they're just kind of down the middle dudes. I want the blandest, crispine. That might be more bland than Chang Tiber. Yeah.

And then what was my other animal? Oh, my wardhog. Yeah. Wardhog's ob the comic relief. Also we'll have a romantic interlude with the mole rat in my film. Filty. The war.

Lord Hog is going to be comic relief. You know who I think's really underrated funny? Who's that? Charles Groden. Who's Charles Groden? I'm dating myself here. I don't know if that is. Dude, Charles Groden.

He's the guy in like Clifford. Oh, yeah. He's hilarious. He is so goddamn funny. Yeah. Taking care of business. Yeah. He's great.

That's a weird pick, but I like it. I just think he's hilarious. Yeah. Comic relief. And also you guys already took Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, and he moved. Exactly. would do voice animation.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, buddy. Nice for you to bring a woman into the mix, too. I brought whoopi. I meant to go home. I had whoope. Oh, you did have whoopee. That's true.

You're the only sexist. I was the only sexist in the group. Yeah. Chauvinous. Paird. Yeah, I realized that. That beard's changed you. Can I say more primal?

Charles Groden. Do we have any, uh, so what do you guys? What's in the news, man? What's in the news? Charles. What's in the news? What's in the news? What has been in the news, man?

What kind of shit's going on? It's hard to... You're the news guy. You stay up on this. People DM you. It's true. They do. Well, there was a wolf that escaped from a zoo.

That's scary stuff. That's scary. You're living in Ohio. You're in Dayton, Ohio. You decide to take your cat out for a walk because your name is Jesse Kalezian, and you put your cat on a leash. That's our editor that walks his cat.

And you go out for a walk and you go, wow, that's a mighty. big dog? Oh, wait a minute. That looks like a coyote. Oh, no. This is a fully habituated gray wolf that is running at me at 40 miles an hour because it's escaped from the zoo. You don't, so this is actually Cleveland. I've been to Cleveland. It's a city. Yeah, it's a city. Urban. You do not expect to see a full-sized wolf. Right. Ambling down the street. Yep. What's your first move for us when you see this wolf that's coming at you with your cat on a leash? Well, I don't really like cats, so use the cat of the weapons on the leash.

Packet full of C4. Send it right at the wolf. I mean, so is one wolf really that dangerous? I mean, yes, if it wants to be, but I think in this case, they recaptured it very shortly after the escape, so it wasn't that big of a deal. But regardless, I just, like, the idea of a wolf running around, even just the city itself. You know, like, or not even the city, sorry, the zoo. itself, like being out of the enclosure.

I don't know. I mean, we've all been to plenty of zoos. We've seen wolves in the enclosure. Just saw them in Mexico City. Lobo, is the Spanish word for wolf. I learned something to do every day on this podcast. How do you suspect the wolf got out? I don't know.

I'm curious if he says it. Kyle just clicked on the article and it's defunct. Oops. They retract today. So let's just speculate. Okay. How's a wolf get out of its enclosure at the zoo? I'm going to guess there was a transfer taking place.

where they were moving it from area to area, and they all have the double doors in the zoos where you go in, close one door behind you, then open the next one, you know, and that way you can separate from the animals. You guys know what I'm talking about? Of course. Yeah, it's like a butterfly exhibit.

They do that. Yeah, it's like a double-reliquatch to make sure enough of it's out. Jimmy, the new intern at the zoo, who gets paid $12 an hour because that's the sad reality of being someone that cares about animals or kids, left the door open. He was underqualified.

It's got to be a human error. It's probably not a superpowered wolf that jumped out. That would be cooler, but no. I imagine it's human error. I'm definitely thinking if I see this wolf in an urban area like werewolf. That's my immediate thing. My immediate at night? Yeah.

Full moon? Full moon. I'm running. Like a skin walker, werewolf, dude. Yeah, it's, I don't know, a wolf not as scary as something that it could have been, right? Like you hear about an Escape Tiger, which I feel like once every two years. That happens.

I know. Yeah. But it's from someone's house. No, but the thing with the Escape Tiger thing that you always see in the news is it's like one day Bubbles the tiger decided to leap out of its pen. Right. And you're like, wait, wait a minute. Bubbles could have done this any time in the last seven years of his life. But instead he just woke up today and went, yeah, fuck it.

And that's like how it always seems to be when you read the Escape Tiger thing. It's like nothing changed. He just decided to climb out that day. It's that thing where, you know, it takes forever to do it, like the 9-8 or whatever Tony Hawk did on the skateboard. Nobody could do like a 9-80 or whatever. And then it took forever, forever, forever, did it? Now can just do it. Can just do it.

Now kids are doing it at the skate park. Yeah, no problems. Exactly. Yeah, that's really interesting. I saw something else that I thought was fascinating. I hope it was an alien. Peter and I just before you got here, I was saying my kid has like a little cold. And he was like, oh, it's, you know, guy I hear kids get sick constantly.

And I was like, man, it just kind of sucks that we, like, won the lottery by, like, life finding this habitable planet with water. Right. Humans grew into this thing that are capable of so much fun and joy. Yep. But yet we have to deal with these fucking germs. With a cold. Just things that just make your experience less good. True.

Mm-hmm. It sucks. It sucks. Does. Did you know that scientists. This week unveiled that they have found evidence of a dinosaur that had a common house cold. No way. Yes.

That's interesting. 150-year-old fossil, 150 million-year-old fossil evidence. Wow. That shows that a dinosaur was battling a respiratory infection. Huh. Dino cough. Yeah. Dino-cove.

Yeah. Dino-COVID. Kyle, how did they find out that it had the cold? Turn up your fucking mic. Jesus, Pat. It said that the fossil bone had lesions at spots where the air sacks would have intruded into the bone. Okay.

Got it. Okay. Thank you, Kyle. So this must be the first time that they've seen this in the fossils. You don't think of it, right? And I'll tell you what I mean by that. I've kept reptiles my whole life. Okay.

You're one of those creepy weird people that you always talk about. Have you seen my beard? I've kept reptiles my whole life. Okay. They'll go through a day or two where they don't, you know, like, oh, my turtle didn't eat today. That's weird. My lizard didn't want to get out of his cave today.

But you don't think, oh, the lizard has a cult. You don't think, oh, he's got a cough. There's something wrong here. You just go, hey, just not feeling good today. And because they're reptiles and they're, like, insane at recovering, the next day, they're, like, back to normal. Sure. Is there anything to be taken from that?

Can we get their super ability? to heal quicker. Dude, we need that. That's why we study axolotles. You know what an axolotil is? No. Pull it up, Kyle. You'll remember this.

Yeah, it's the lizard that we're... Oh, yeah. This guy. Yeah, yeah. You can cut any part of his body off outside of his brain, basically. Yeah. He lives and regrows it.

That's crazy. His feet, his tail, his gills, and eye. Yeah. The jaw. His crazy little tentacle things that are on the back of his head. Why are called gills? Like, we should be studying these axelotals.

That should be the main thing that all the money goes to it. Right. Like, here's all the money to figure out how they're doing it. Make it for everybody else. Dude, if you could cut, if they were like, hey, we figured it out. It's just this vitamin you take. And if you cut off an arm, it grows back. Yeah.

How quickly are people just lopping their arms off as jokes, pranks? Dude, it's... Hey, honey. My hand. Just kidding. Axolotil, Phil. Feed it to the dog. Instead of like a...

Feet to the dog. I forgot to hit Walmart and pick up some pedigree today. I'm going to just cut my foot off. There's a nice juicy cock for you, fluffy. Oh, God. Would you risk a cock cut? Fuck no.

Oh, are you kidding? I don't like cutting my toenail. Yeah, might go back deformed. But this is actually really interesting. So they, I think they may have just figured the shit out, but basically they're saying that, so this dolly was this dinosaur

with the cold found in Montana. Okay. 20 years old at the time of her death. Was that a given name, you think? Yeah, that was her nickname. 18 meter long depleticus. So we're talking close to 60 feet. Can we see what a diplocodocus?

Looks like. Diplodocus. Okay. So it's one of the long next. It's bronsor. Don't troll us in the comments. Yeah, I was going to say, we're going to get in so much trouble.

What we grew up with as a brontosaurus. Correct. Because everything was. the long neck and tail was a rhinosaurus. Every single thing. But so they, the way they were able to tell was because the neck vertebrae contained air sacs which were connected to the lungs, right?

Which is found in common birds. Okay. And so they're able to tell from the fossil, obviously, that there was a problem with the air sacs. So they studied those air sacs. Yeah. Oh, interesting. Which I never knew that.

I didn't know that birds had that either. Hmm. But they could see these like lesions or something. thing that caused, yeah, textured bumps indicate the shoes. So it's funny, when I did one of my Joe Rogan podcasts, you know, he loves all this like weird animal, conspiracy, crypto, like he loves it. And so I was like, hey, Joe, have you ever heard the story of like why there's no, like the dinosaur, or sorry, dragons are real?

He's like, no. Have you guys seen this floating around? No, but I'm interested for sure. It's doing, Kyle, you can find it. It's like, it's like viral right now. And I don't know why because this was like 15 years ago. Maybe because of a house of dragons. five years ago.

But so yeah, there it is. So it's going, how many views does that have, Kyle? Does it say it? It doesn't really matter. But it's like totally viral on TikTok and stuff now. And so I explained to Joe, we don't need to watch it because I'll just explain the same thing right now. Yeah, it's got six million views on YouTube.

Yeah, and it's just, it's like all over social media at the moment. People keep sending it to me. And this was from 2019. And I explained to Joe, I'm like, here's, well, let me pose it to you guys as a question. Why? Well, first of all, Word Dragons. real. Yeah, I don't see why not.

I mean, maybe they didn't fucking breathe fire, but flying lizards, perhaps. If it doesn't breathe fire, it's not a dragon, so I'm going to say no. So, all right, let me bring this back. It rained this back in a second here. Throughout history,

across all different unconnected cultures, Mayans, Romans, English, Greek, Chinese, Southern African, Northern Africa, all these different cultures, they all have paintings, pictures, depictions of large lizards with wings. Okay.

Now, whether or not they are fire breathing, untold. But how did the Mayans and the Romans in the same time period draw dragons without any relation whatsoever? Okay. So now, here's the theory, right? And I read this somewhere, and I told it to Joe on this, and it's been going viral. Like birds, in order for an animal that large to fly, it would have had to have had hollow bones.

So, Kyle, pull up a picture of bird bones. Just type in like bird hollow bones or bird sponges. bones. So birds have, if you ever look, like, if you ever bite through a chicken wing or a thing, it's all these spongy air pockets, and their bones look like that. Right, right. Well, if, in order for these dragons to fly, their bones

and be the size that they were depicted as, their bones would have had to be incredibly, incredibly light. Thus, they would have been in these hollow bird bones, which don't fossilize for the most part. Because they break down so easily. Interesting. So there's this whole idea

that I explained, yeah, that I explained with Joe, which, where it's like they could have been here. All these cultures said they were here at the same time period that were completely unconnected, that all drew basically the same thing. Yeah. But you'd never have fossil evidence of it

because their bones would have been too light and airy and they would have just decomposed. Not only do I think it's interesting, I'm 100% convinced there are dragons. That's all it took. That is all it took. This parallels the, you know, the ancient astronaut theory of like aliens

where they have depictions of, Martians. Martians and aliens and flying crafts and completely different ends of the earth from back in an area where there's no way these people communicate or have contact, you know? And then but they have these

almost exactly the same depictions of it and it's fucking wild but I've always thought, you know well for many years I was like it's fact. There's no way this could happen but then I started as as I became older I was like isn't it possible that

just humans have kind of this weird archetype in their heads where they draw this as like artwork that doesn't, because we do it today, you create art that doesn't really exist, it's just like a crazy drag or whatever. Right. But what's the,

what is the likelihood of that being coincidental across all cultures without connection? Yeah, I mean, that's the question. Why would everybody draw a giant flying lizard with wings in the same sort of 150 year time period without ever talking to each other. Of all the things you could draw. You could draw a flower with wings.

You could draw that thing. You could draw what we turned wolves into is more likely. Do teradactyls have hollow bones? No. No, they didn't. Well, maybe they did. I don't know. Kyle, look that up.

Did teradactyls have hollow bones? Oh, look. He's spelled teradactyl correctly. I know. I do that wrong every single time. There's another quick question before he pulls it up. I like that the third Google searches, did teradactyls go extinct?

Wait, so did teradactyl have feathers, or was it just like dinosaur skin, as we traditionally know it? Like, they were, no, they, like most dinosaurs, they had small, I'm going to get lit up for saying any of this, because I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm pretty sure like most dinosaurs, they did have small amounts of. Disclamer, you're not a dinosaur expert. Correct. But hold on, I want to go back to something if we can. Well, just real quickly, pteractyls, the wing bones were hollow. there were hollow tubes, the walls of the bones

no thicker than a plane card. Wow. That's crazy. That is fucking nuts. And how big were they? The bird. Dude, some of the largest terasores were massive.

I've been watching that prehistoric planet over and over. I don't remember the name of the largest terosaur, but it's like 30 feet wingspan. Fucking wild, dude. Okay, you gave me an idea for another game. Can we move on from what's in the news? I know we only did a couple,

but I got an idea for another game. Absolutely. You can always say, yeah. Ready? Top three. in the NFL. Dead fucking last. There we go.

Movie aliens. Hollywood aliens. Oh my God. I can't even know if I can name four. Oh, I can go first then. Yeah, go for it. Take the four lowest hanging fruits. Yeah.

Sure, with pleasure. Okay. Top three. Coming in a third, predator. Yeah, that's real good. It's fantastic. It's great. It's scary.

It's iconic. Love Predator. Also, if the aliens land, That's what you don't want. Correct. No shit. Number two, man, I just blanked on the movie right now. It's that movie where they do all the...

Contact? No. The movie where they do all the numbers and time... The arrival. Arrival. Yeah. The aliens and arrival. They're like big like octopus types of...

Can you pull those big... Arival aliens? Yeah, Kyle, this is fun. We're really working Kyle today. Arrival aliens. They look like that. Oh, yeah. They're super fun.

They're weird. They're intelligent. There's a... The Super Metroid, the Super Nintendo game, there's a boss that looks like this. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Yeah. And they were, like, friendly.

They were trying to help humans. Sort of. I remember really liking the movie. I do need to watch it again. I love it. But, yeah, Predator and Three, this guy in number two, number one, hands down, easiest choice. There will not ever be a competitor. The aliens from Mars attacks.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's just fantastic. Like, look at these critters. Ah, yes. That is the pinnacle. of Hollywood aliens. And that's what you want.

It's a skull with the brain in a clear glass bulb. It's beautiful. It's fantastic. And DFL? What's that? What's your DFL? DFL is that movie

that we watch when we were kids where it's the back to the future guy. What's his name? Back to the Future? Doc. What's Doc? Look up the actor Doc's name. Christopher Lloyd?

Christopher Lloyd as an alien. Look that up real quick. Sorry, I should know the name of it. Alien movie, there you go. Let's see. My favorite Martian. Oh my God. Oh yeah, he was just like a weird pervert human.

It's just Christopher Lloyd with an antenna on his head. No, no, no, that's not it. It's that. Yeah, it's that. That was it. It was the most, it was so unattempted. He just has a TV antenna out of his head. He just literally got two TV antennas from the 90s glued to the back of his head.

And I mean, he's a good dude. I know Christopher Lloyd. He works out of my gym. I know his wife really well. I once pulled a rattles. snake out of the kitchen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a super cool dude. I don't want him to be upset, but that is the weakest. That's not his decision. Can we just have that all be our DFL? Yeah. It's so bad. All right. My favorite Martian the alien DFL. Let me let me give it,

let me try this and I'm going to add TV aliens as well. Anything. Yeah. Okay. I'll go number three. I'm going to say that I like just the, um, the OG, uh, fucking ET alien. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. A dundered alien. Yeah. Look at that. That's fantastic. It's like a wise.

He's a wise alien. He's not like a fighter. He's just a little dumpy. Like. He's super dumpy. Like Buddha. Look, he's super dumpy. He's definitely not a fighter either, but he has some magical powers.

All right. So number two, I'm going into the TV world. I'm going, I'm going elf. Oh, elf was almost my number one. It's just so ridiculous. It's so, like, when you say alien, you would never come up with that. It's like furry.

It looks like a domesticated house pet. Eddie was hilarious. Dude, I'll tell you a quick elf sidebar. Oh, same after you. I watched every episode of Elf as a kid. Yeah. And I moved to L.A. with my buddy. We got his 91 Plymouth Acclaim and drove across country.

Got to L.A. Big Hollywood dreams, right? Yeah. We're fucking hungry. We have no money. We go and sit down at the Burrador Burger King on La Brea and fucking sunset. Not a place you want to be.

No, it's not great. And the dad from Elf is sitting, eating a silent meal with the male, what appeared to be a male prostitute wearing a jean jacket and no shirt. No way. I don't want to slander anybody. It's just what it appeared to be. Right. And it was.

And it was just quiet and silent. And like the neon lights are buzzing and crackling. And it's just this horrific scene. And he's like eating a whopper. and I was like, wait, this guy's like a big Hollywood star. Right. What are you doing here? This guy was on a sitcom for this.

Is this what it gets you? This is where you end up? Let me just, you go next, but this is relevant to that. So I was just reading, he passed away recently, I'm pretty sure. Yeah. The actor of Elf or the dad of Elf? The dad. The dad who kept Elf as a pet.

Right. Yeah. Right, right. So evidently, I read a whole article on it. He hated the show. He hated filming it. He said it was so difficult. to do it with the puppet elf on there.

And it was like, he was basically depressed the whole time, miserable. And I mean, that's what the price you pay. Here's my thing. You're making $30 grand a week to show up on set and sling jokes. And talk to a puppet. Every check you cash, why are you depressed about this? You got nothing to combine that. I'm not saying, I mean, who knows?

I mean, but I'm just saying off of, you know, based off of what you said, evidently it's true. No, that makes sense. Yeah. All right, so apparently we all have a sidebar about Elf, but my wife is not scared of anything. You guys know Jess. I mean, you've been in the field of that. She'll go pick up a spider.

If there's a scorpion, I mean, Kyle, you've seen it. She'll just be like, get out of here. Barking dog, nothing. When we were like, I'd known her a long time. When we were like 24 years old, I was scrolling through the old cable and saw Elf came on TV. threw it on. she was like looking at her phone or reading a book or saying, she panicked.

She had a full on panic. She is scared of elf. It's the, I swear to God, it is the only thing I have ever seen her scared of. If I put a picture of elf on my phone, she'll swat the phone out of my hand. She hates it.

She has like a visceral fear of that thing, which I think's hilarious. It's the snout. The snout is weird. No, it's something must have happened to her when she was a baby or a toddler. You think so. While elf was on the TV. Must be. That's my explanation.

100%. But I've taken it upon myself now to almost every April 1st do something with elf around the house. Yeah, that's smart. And she hates it. Yeah, your wife, too, I mean, I don't know how she puts up with you. Could we do a podcast alive in person where we bring in a hypnotist and have Jess go under hypnosis to get to the bottom of this elf here? It's a really good idea. I think we should. It's a really good idea. I agree. No, she literally is terrified of that. And it's very weird because like she's not that kind of girl that's like, prissy and like putting it on. Yeah, not at all. The fuck away from me.

Like, just don't show me elf. I mean, the more I kind of stare at him, the more it's like pretty fucking weird looking. I love him. Well, yeah, he's an alien. Now it's like an elephant. So that's three and two. So I'm going to go number one. I believe they're killer clowns from Mars.

Something to that effect. I can't remember. They're clowns from outer space. Killer clowns from outer space. They're just awesome. I mean, come on. Look at these. Oh, I've seen this movie.

It's ridiculous. It's actually pretty good. It's like a decent watch. 1988. Good year. Listen, if these things came down to Earth and took over, I wouldn't be that bummed. I'd be fine with it. I think the plot of the movies is that it's Halloween when they land.

And so everyone thinks these are just like dope-ass costumes. That's like every spooky, right? It happens to be Halloween whenever anything. They're just aliens that think they can blend in by dressing up like clowns. And then they kill everyone. That's pretty good, by the way. It reminds me of the space jam aliens. Oh, yeah.

Like that image right there, Kyle, don't change it. Hold on, don't change it. Open another tab and type in space jam aliens. Kyle is working hard today. That's fine. It's good for him. He's going to get finger cramps. Yeah.

Now go back to that other one. That is a ripoff right there. No, no, no, no. You lost it. It feels loosely inspired by it. Yeah. Look at this. Yeah, I could see it.

Yeah. Look at this. There's a fat one that tall skis. skinny one, the spiky-haired one. Yeah, they're just less scary versions. Four of each? Four of each? Yeah. This is some nonsense. All right, what's your DFO? DFL, I'm going Mork from Morg and Mindy.

It's, again, the same reason. I don't even think he has antennas. He's just a human in a space suit. Yeah, he's like a dumb human. Yeah. Like they made the alien dumb. Right, right. Hilarious, though, but dumb. Yeah. That's a pretty good poll.

My number one is Marvin the Martian. Okay. He's, he's. Top? Yeah, because it's. Yeah, it's great. It's kind of what you want. He's hilarious.

He's mean. And he's sarcastic? He is mean. He's pretty shitty. But he's not like here to destroy Earth. No, well, that's kind of his whole purpose, isn't it? Yeah, but he never does it. No, he's pretty unsuccessful.

It's kind of what you want. He's inept. Yeah. I would say the alien from, what's the movie where the guy gets abducted? It's the real story of that guy, Travis, whatever, and he gets beamed up. Third, something in that. the... No, not close in

encounters of the third kind. It's a great movie. It's like the true story supposedly of this guy, Travis, something who really got abducted. I think he's been on Rogan before.

Really? Yeah. What the fuck is... Travis Walton? Yeah, there was a movie about him. But anyway, they show the abduction and his memory of it.

Fire in the sky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Classic big head, big eye. Oh, yeah, like a gray. Proving the an anus, which is, if you're going to get abducted by an alien, that's what you want. Well, I want to see this alien out. Oh, okay. Okay, that's nice.

That's a good one. Yeah. That's like the one that were they fake. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. That's the one where, like, we used to watch, they faked a video of it on the operating table that looks super real. Yeah.

I love that. Yeah, exactly. Let's pull that up at the end of this. Sure. That is your generic alien, though. Yes. Yeah, totally. And when it gives you the little butt probe, like, that's nice.

That's what you want. If I'm getting abductive, I'd better get a probe. Yeah, exactly. Absolutely. I mean, touch that little prostate. Yeah, and then number three, obviously, I'm just going to take it. Alien. Yeah, from the movie Alien.

I was wondering if anybody was going to say Alien. Yeah, because I couldn't think of any other ones. Yeah. I mean, it's badass. It's very terrifying. So scary. It's got, like, sort of insect-y elements. It's got human elements.

An inner mouth thing. Yeah. A little baby mouth. Did you tell the story about what it was made after that one time on air? Do you know what? I forget. We were talking about what inspired. What inspired it?

I can't remember. Wait, we got to hear Pat's DFL. And then I want to hear what inspired it. Or look up what inspired a little. All right. I'm going to change mine. Marvin the Martians, now my DFL. My number one.

My number one. And by the way, most people haven't seen this movie. It's awesome. Okay. At the same time that that movie Gravity came out, the one that, like, won the Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I found to be unwatchable.

Yeah. A movie came out called Europa Report. I remember the name. It's so good. It's about the... Yeah, there we go. Fuck. When I give up what the alien is, it's going to spoil it.

Spoiler alert. That's all right. Just go for it. Your moffs. The aliens in the end are octopus. Actually? Like big, scary-looking octopus. Because Europa, they do think that...

That's like the moon... It's one of the moons from... One of the planets in our solar systems, one of the moons. And it's like... They think there's fresh water there. Water. Yeah. Yeah, it's like made of water.

It's a dope movie. Really good. Yeah. It blows gravity out of the water. Real quick, and we can continue on, but see if you can find a... Oh, wow. See if you can find a video of an alien autopsy, gray alien autopsy. Yeah, these...

And by the way, if you're listening to this, I know we're doing a very visually heavy episode here. If you're listening, come check this out on YouTube. And maybe leave us a comment who you. your top cinema alien is because I, I'm very surprised nobody here

chose Yoda. There wasn't a single Yoda. No Yoda. No Star Trek characters. No, no,

no Spock's. No, Spock. Yeah, let us know. I'm curious what other people think. I mean,

to me, pretty obviously the best idea. I never was. In 1995, in 1995, someone made a film about an alien

autopsy. Okay. And, like, brilliantly somehow leaked some of the footage. Yeah. And what he has pulled up here,

people at the CIA thought it was real. Oh, wow. Is how convincing it was. And what was it? It was the dummy from that movie? Yeah, it was just whatever like special effects, I don't know what they used to create this so-called alien autopsy. It probably just scrub through a bit so we could see it.

This is interesting. It's really incredible, this faked footage. Well, it just goes to show how much I think we all want aliens to be real. Yeah. is it harder to do something like this today with modern technology? But you're saying yes, but think of all the resources we have now. Here it is. You can make CGI aliens and is it harder to fake this shit today or easier?

It's way harder because because of social media and YouTube and the fact that everyone can get stuff out, we expect that everything's a hoax. That's a good point. But come on, look at this. When this came out, like, you're really, really good. You, dude, like an injured alien that was in a crash. The ripped up leg. It's like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. It's how he died. He bled out. So me and Pat would get together at least once a weekend and just get hammered and watch this video and talk about how aliens are

definitely real. Wild, though. Wild times. Well, that was fun, gentlemen. I think it's been a good one. I think it's nice. I like doing it. A lot of games. Early. Some news. Yeah, I'm going to have a coffee after this. That's good. It's how early. It is. No. I'm going to have coffee with Bailey's, huh? Do you have Bayleys?

Maybe. Do you have Calua? Postmates, boy, check. Postmates? I'll just want one, like, hotel fridge baillies. Just bring me one of the mini hotel fridge bailey's.

It's like a dollar. That'll be $37. Right, exactly. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's been fun, though. I love, man, it's so much better when we get together. If you guys love when we get together, let it know.

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