Wild2Mild Podcast - Ep 20. Police, Smashed Windows & Panic: Our Terrifying Night.

Episode Date: November 30, 2025

Email us 💕Strap in, because this week’s episode of Wild 2 Mild is genuinely one for the archives.Fresh off their Fake Bake brand trip, Bethan and Nicole sit down to debrief the actual madness of the past week — and trust us, it’s a rollercoaster. The girls spill all the tea from the trip: the glam, the giggles, the behind-the-scenes chaos.But then… things get dark.Like, we genuinely thought this might be the end dark.The girls open up about the terrifying incident at their place last week - the night they almost got broken into. They walk through every moment: the noise, the panic, the smashed window, calling the police, and the strange mix of shock, fear and “WTF is happening?” that hit them both. It’s raw, honest and a reminder that even the strongest girlies get shaken sometimes.And just when you think the episode couldn’t possibly shift gears again… oh, it does. In true Wild 2 Mild fashion.Enter: the sleep-fart confession.A listener writes in with the most iconic dilemma ever: she farted in her sleep next to her NEW boyfriend so loudly it woke them both up and now she doesn’t know how to recover. Does she laugh? Cry? Gaslight? (No pun intended.) Leave the country? The girls break down the strategies, the psychology and the art of surviving an accidental nocturnal toot.Mix fear, friendship, fake tan and flatulence - and you’ve got this week’s chaos cocktail.Grab your headphones, pour your latte, and settle in.

welcome everyone to the wild tomorrow podcast i'm your host nicole brian and i'm your host beth and gajor welcome welcome welcome hey girls and guys and gays and aes and ems and trees and he's and everybody everybody's welcome over here everybody um we're on a brand trip at the moment guys we are we're with fake bay and we are in glasgow nice little christmasy just to start the christmas festivities i know it's so nice oh my god this is the tan yeah it's actually hasn't been released right now. This is a brand new one and we are the first ones to try it.

Now, what I love, go on. You can see it. I'm extremely pale. Yes, usually. And I love just a glow because a really dark, dark tan doesn't suit me. The same tan was used on everyone. Yeah. And everyone has like completely different shades. And it adapts to your skin.

Yeah. Like it adapts to your skin type. And I just think it's perfect because I do like a bronzed tach. Because when I go on holiday, are tan well, do you know what I'm in the UK I'm like literally like this top I am like this top well I'm not I'm not but no you're not that pale and all I've been really embracing the pale haven't I

yeah you have but we love the tan now this is it now that now that I've had the tan I'm back into the tanning again you are guys when we got the spray tans yesterday right this is so embarrassing we were out in our towels and basically I was like oh I kind of forgot that I wasn't at home in my house

and I was running around the place in my towel and then it was up and down the corridors up and down the corridors and then I'm like holding my clothes

I've got the towel on me towel's kind of falling down so my nips are about to come out we hop in the lift to come up to the room next thing no lift starts going down it ain't going up honey

yes oh my god literally so then we end up getting on the ground floor both in my fucking towels wrapped around with and loosely wrapped around with as well because obviously

we've just had a spray tan and then it opens the door on the ground floor to let this old couple in. Oh, it's so amazing. There was like an old couple and then like their other couple friends and the friend was like, oh my husband's not getting in there now. And then the couple that was in with us. She was like, now you face the wall. Yeah. You face that way. She was joking. Yeah. So cute wasn't it. Very embarrassing though. So embarrassing. What the hell. Why do we always do things like this? It would only happen to us.

though I really hope I haven't just broke that what broke your mic yeah no you haven't you haven't we've had the most insane week I would say that we've ever had I can't even I can't even put no words I just feel like it's always one thing after another with me and you like whether we're getting locked out of hotel rooms and we're like we're rolling around the floor I know in up in Abadabia or whether we're you know there's just been so basically Bething came down to me on Thursday I would have been alone in the house we had a very cutesy little day

or evening because it was her birthday day even though her birthday's not until next week yeah but that was on the Friday I had everything planned so we're getting to bed early on the Thursday we got a Chinese you're watching what's the show Tell me lies it's on Hulu it's a great one

it's about a COVID narcissists there we go and basically at 12 o'clock I hear a knock on the door so I ring my flatmate I'm like I thought you're out your friends like you're not meant to be here or I'm not meant to be there he was like no I'm not that's not me that's not me yeah so then we see this guy who's like honestly like six for five he's he's massive yeah across the road then trying to like get into the house across the road where a family is bear in mind it's freezing now like it's it really went at

time he's got a t-shirt on a black pair of jugas no shoes no shoes no feet be mm-hmm so anyway there's all havoc breaking loose across the way so we ring the police. As we're on the phone. Police come. They question him. They take him away. We're freaked out at this point. Because they tried to barge in the house by the way and he broke their lock. Like he literally tried to like barge through the house. Yeah. Anyway so this is 12 o'clock. He gets taken away and he was very happy to go as well. He literally skipped into the van. In fact he tried to drive off the fucking police car. Try to drive the police car off and also he um he done a mooney. Yeah. He took

down his trousers. I was like I'm traumatised. He literally dropped his pants, dropped his cakes and he just spanned round. Oh, it was a lot. That was a lot. I was like, whoa! Public indecency! Yeah, literally. I had been shown something I didn't want to see. It was a bit traumatic. But we went back to sleep and we were like, look, okay,

that's a bit traumatic. We didn't actually probably go to sleep to about half one then after that. Yeah, no, it was a bit late. We were a little bit worried because he was knocking on the door. He was knocking on the door, so I was terrified. Then anyway, I'm a heavy sleeper. And all I hear at 3am is a fucking bang on my door and then a bang on my window.

Next thing we're here, right? Next thing we're here. Basically, he'd knocked, like, a friendly knock. So it was like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. You know, like, dead friendly. Three seconds later at, no joke, smash.

Smash, smash, smash, smash. Smashing through one of the windows in the street. I couldn't believe it. Terrifying. And I could, it was so loud. I was like, what the hell? so we like get up and we're like we were terrified we were terrified we didn't move from the bed when the first knock came because I woke you up and I was like oh my god you hear that you hear that

you're like what what and then the smash happened so then I'm like on control of be crying I'm terrified I think this man's going to kill us and then we called the police and I can't really speak on the phone to the police because I'm like I was silent so I actually rang the police first and I literally couldn't get me words out like I went in full on freeze mode like I go silent now I used to be very like um aggressive like I did used to be aggressive like if anyone if I felt like anyone who took the pace or anything I was aggressive me like I would never kind of sit and be like I couldn't speak I was shaking like that couldn't talk it was honestly terrifying so awful she was crying her eyes out like because I honestly thought like

how I how the feeling was is that this man like was gonna fucking kill us like that's literally and it's like I wish I could show you guys the video because we took bethyn took a video of him when he was being questioned on the street and he looks up at us and he starts laughing. Yeah. And like sniggering and like and then I went out to the police and I was like

come here like you took him away at 12 o'clock why is he back here? Yeah. And they were like oh you know we were making sure his mental well-being was okay we took him to the hospital and then I told him not to come back here. I said you telling someone not to do something isn't going to make a huge difference if they're like dead set on coming back to this exact same

spot. Yeah. Because it was basically saying that somebody in the street owed him drug money. Yeah, from years ago. And I'm thinking, come here. This street is full of gorgeous human beings. And it's such a safe street. And a lot of the people that were there had lived there for like 15, yes. Because obviously, the next morning when we started debriefing with all the neighbors as to like what had happened, a lot of them were like, yeah, we've been here for like 15, 20 years and nothing's ever happened like this. It's, that was crazy. That was really scary that. Like, it was really. really, really scary, like, I can't even explain to you, like, the feelings that were going on, like, sometimes, like, to think that you were going, to think that someone was breaking in and they were going to hurt you. Yeah. Like, it, that's really, really scary that. And, um, basically then we had her birthday day that I planned the next day. We had one hour asleep. That's all we had. And I don't even remember the day properly because I was so not there. But anyways, we've got some nice We got little tattoos. I got one, say, a muse.

And then I got a little cute bit. So cute. I got one saying Memento Vivero or something. I actually can't even remember what it was. I chose it on the tube, on the way there. And I actually can't remember what it is. And I think it means, say, live life to the fullest or something like that, isn't it?

Something like that, or remember to live. I said this to Beth and I was like, I think it's like Latin for Remember to Live. And she was like, don't think you need to remember that. Yeah. And I was like, yeah. And I went, ah, don't we. think that's something you'll forget

but continue then I got a little finger tap we got them done at one by one tattoo yes studio in Soho by Jordan very slate he's the one that done me little tiger as well on me on and also intuition because my intuition is a fucking powerhouse

and then you remind everyone he's done so many of my tattoos as well I think he's just like so talented but like it's like I always think how can your hand be that steady doing a tattoo imagine if you were to fuck it up like imagine what would she do

by accident moved the bed slightly and I was like I know I'm very clumsy I am I am like a bull in a china shop

on now I am but we loved the day though it was fun it was fun but um we went that gorgeous restaurant as well

didn't we did we went to Bambini in London which is like in shoreditch and it was such a cute little restaurant a gorge Italian Italian

you'd a gorgeous here in a suit it was beautiful but I just really wish we didn't have one night's sleep the night before what I was

her one hour seat not even one night yeah one hour's she's long as today as well yeah clearly when no langers means drunk oh she's have you got that word for me maybe oh because it's a cork word i see it yeah i mean i didn't think i say that that much do i should langers langers longers oh so langers i do say that's it you do you go oh it's a longers last night oh my god is i irish there is this me being irish yeah girl is it oh my god no it's not not the ocean but but the lingo oh lingo right we really want to hear loads of people like drunk stories don't we yes we do we need people to send in some really funny drunk stories we have got a funny drunk story though oh no we haven't i don't think it's a drunk one we

have it's just like a really funny story that someone sent in but i yeah i really want to hear people's like chaotic drunk stories i might do like a story about that within the next week and get people to send it in or if you're listening and you have like a chaotic drunk story make sure you DM you tell us DM, Walthamal podcast you tell us we do have a really funny one

this so then she needs advice okay wait this is really funny I feel like every girl's had this experience okay okay okay well maybe not I don't know I've definitely have this experience

have you I have yeah right so the subject is I think I've ruined my relationship with one loud thought we all we all do it right hi girls

I need urgent advice I stayed over at my new boyfriends house for the first time right cute nice cute right I tell you what give it to me sorry give it to me

but you're fucking up as well now hi all I need urgent advice I stayed over at my new boyfriends for the first time right new boyfriend as well I feel that's a key point in this it is a key point because it's when you're seeing it you're new but well I don't know

you still want to be cutesy you still want to be cutesy right cute night lovely vibes everything romantic until 6 a.m. I wake myself up and apparently him with the loudest fart

I have ever produced in my entire life. It wasn't even a normal one. It had bass. It had echo. It was basically a sound map. Oh my God. I hate that though

because sometimes I've had them ones where they wake up and you're like was that me? Yeah, I know. Like who was that? she goes I froze he froze we just stared at each other like two deer who heard a gunshot I panicked and said was that the dog he doesn't have a dog oh god do I apologize pretend it didn't happen bring snacks next time is a distraction or just block him and move countries right

I mean I just see I just see um oh see I'm not bothered about things like that I thought when I laughed oh my god no that is the funniest thing every time better than laughs. Like, the funny belly laughs, though, like, you know, and then it makes it even funnier, because I'll literally be, like, laughing with my belly, and then I'll fall, and then we'll go, more, more fall.

And then we're actually not laughing at what we were originally laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So funny. Has he actually meant, like, did he, was he awkward? Because some men get awkward with that, you know? Some men don't like to hear about anything to do with, like, shitting or, like, first.

or anything like that. I grew up, you're fucking weird old. Yeah, it's like... Everyone boss. Everyone... Everybody has spots. Okay. In fact, we were talking about this the other day.

We were talking about, because, um, you know, my friend Dean's dog, Oscar. Oh, yeah. Very bad thoughts. Very bad. Really bad fought, right? But then Ralph, which is Nicole's cat, we were thinking about this the other day. Not one fault, ever. We've never heard Ralph Fought.

I mean, his shit stinks. like when he has a shit but like we've never heard like a little like we've never heard of nothing crazy and I've had him for what two and a half years and he's never fretted not what and never smelled a fort either

and when I went up to Newcastle a few weeks ago and Oscar firted I was thinking right I'm just going to say that there's a smell of ferreter here because I want everyone to know that that smell is not me it was like something I died

yeah it was bad i know i know but i think with this look yeah and then i was thinking fuck is that beth and who did that now i don't spell like that no you don't no i do have bad sometimes though

no i've never seen it a really really bad one okay you just ferret when you laugh yes i think with this if if he's your boyfriend he should like you enough to know hello and also common sense

it would be weird it's i find people who think that thoughts are like uh like you know men yeah and that like make people make women feel bad for have for farting but then again i don't know because i hate it when men fought i think it's disgusting i do no i do like when my when my boyfriends or whatever i've like thought especially like if you're in the car and they're fucking peer hotbox you in the car i'm ill thinking and they're on purpose that's fucking rank that is rank and i remember i used have a lot of arguments with like my exes about the thought yeah because because they were like something crawled up inside them and died like it wasn't even normal

I'm unwell and it made us feel violently unwell and hot boxing you in the care with that no yeah and it wouldn't even open the wind like it was just so annoying like I just it just isn't funny no okay that's not funny that is not I would fucking snap if some lad did that to me I think with this if it doesn't smell then it's fine like thoughts but the louder ones don't really smell do they a lot of the time it's only the quiet ones no because I would hear it happen and I'll be like, are you actually joke with me? I'm literally sat in the car and you've farted

and you haven't even like opened the window and be like, you know what I mean? And the stink. Nah, nah, nah, nah. This whole podcast is going to be talking about. No, I know, no. What are we going to title it? Just farts, farts, farts.

Literally farts. If everyone wants it all about four. I would have, in fact, I wouldn't have one go through and count how many times we've said it. I'm not saying it anymore. I think if you want to play a really fun drinking game, listen to this podcast. and drink every time I say the word

and just take a shot when you hear the word for it no actually I think that would send them I think it'd be more of the be langerous They'd be languorous girl But yeah I think with this though With this one I think I get it because I actually would be embarrassed

Especially if it's a new boyfriend Like I would be And especially if you're waking up To that sound Because you know it's a loud one But in the same breath He's your boyfriend and he should like you regardless

but I get the embarrassment because sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and I think if I'm next to a fella I'm seeing I'm like did I just wake myself up by farting and then I can't get back to sleep because I'm embarrassed

so I get the feeling but you shouldn't be embarrassed but I know what you make see I get embarrassed when it's like first dating yeah yeah but if you're only dating like say like a couple of months I remember right

I was dating this guy right and he was fucking vegan and basically fucking vegan you're saying telling me you're going to go vegan no that's what I'm saying

I'm not saying it in a bad way I'm just saying he was vegan I don't know why I said fucking vegan I was like oh Bethan is trying to go vegan and I'm just not working out for her the past like week she's stroud

so what what it is is I'm thinking about it because all I just keep thinking like when I'm eating is like the pain and suffering that these animals are going through when there's an option

to be vegan and nobody gets hurt and everyone's like yeah yeah but like, you know, the little bugs and stuff like that, yeah, but it's not like intentional slaughter. Do you know what I mean? Like, see if like there's little bugs and stuff

that's getting caught up in the grass or like whatever that, like, you're not eating bugs. But this is what I'm saying like, because obviously people have this like thing of like, well, you know, for vegans, like how they get the chickpeas or whatever. And it's like, yeah, but like inevitably there'll be bugs and things that might die when you harvesting things out of the ground. like carrots and whatever but that's not like intentional slaughter the way that you would slow at

yeah i just in my mind at the minute i just feel like maybe because obviously i know it'll be difficult but maybe start pescatarian and like i kind of feel bad that i've got all this information about like how bad like you know the the the meat industry is in the dairy industry and the fish industry and like all of that and how bad like the fish industry is on the ocean and the environment and i just feel like i've got this information not a load of it but I've got it and like my and I'm choosing to ignore it and I'm just I'm having really bad internal cognitive thoughts at the minute because I'm just like what is wrong with this like I know this but why am I not changing why am I not making better choices anyways no I feel like I get

you I get you I get you and I what's that documentary conspiracy I've never watched it but apparently that makes everyone who watches a goal oh god and it's meant to be but so I just in me I just feel like there's like a moral compasses inside of is that saying Bethan sorted out like you're being so inconsiderate to the environment to these animals like and what for taste buds like

that's so true now it makes me feel so bad I had a big burger last night and I'm planning on having a fucking steak probably tonight and this is and I'm just I'm just having a bit of cognitive dissonance inside I don't know if that's the right word but maybe like where I want to do something but I'm

physically struggling it's hard I mean it's easier to be vegan this day and age anyway because there's so many places and so many options. Yeah. But like, it is hard if you like eating meat. But then you're so right, if you actually deep it,

it's fucked. Yeah, it's so fucked. And I really feel bad. Because obviously I've got, like, friends who, like, kill the spiders. And I feel really... I feel really kill. And I say it, I'm sick of hearing it.

I'm like, please stop killing the spiders. Like, you wouldn't kill it, but I fly. So why are you killing the spider? And also, I say a lot of TikTok's works. Like, you know, like just let the spider be it's not actually hurting you you might get bit now and then but that's because it's it's in that instinct to you know just feed themselves and survive

and I just keep seeing these visuals where it's just like you know I would hope I would hope that if we were ever in a position that we needed all lives spared that someone would spare our lives and I feel like that'll come round and calm that comes around and I just she'll probably rain cornea as a spider or something you know what I mean and she'll learn a lesson that way I'm terrified of them and I know

I don't want to hear it she's been telling me yeah but that's conditioned it is it's social conditioning because when have you ever actually had any kind of traumatic experience with a spider for you to be like oh you're only scared of it because you've seen

others be scared of it so then you're naturally conditioned to be scared of that spider I know but I don't I can I don't think I can get out of that and I think if I'm sitting in my room I did. I have. I was scared of them. And even now when I say a spider, I scream. And I'm like, but I'm conditioned out of killing it.

Okay. Because I had used to kill them. Yeah, but if you leave them outside, they're going to die anyway. That's why I just leave them in the house, you know? Oh, pf. So I looked on up on chat, GBT. Guess how long spiders live for? Seven years, up to seven years in your house. In the right environments, though, because otherwise it's one or two years.

Yeah. But like, they'll die in the cold. so if in your house where it's nice and cozy and warm and they've got a little nest seven years can you imagine i thought it was three weeks i can't but honestly i couldn't believe that last night and then i think and imagine like the spider only lives for three weeks and you kill it anyways oh my god don't you cry it's sad oh my god listen guys there's something really going on inside of me i've got this like this cognitive things that's going on where i'm like i know much and then I'm I can't act on it and it's frustrating us and it's making us feel really bad really giddly and just yeah anyways the fact that we've gone on to this from the ferreting

story our brains should be studied how the fuck have we gotten on to that what i was going to say is obviously i was dating the guy who was vegan and we're talking about the faults and i remember so obviously he was getting vegan so i was eating the vegan because i don't mind vegan food i've been i've tried to be vegan before is this the guy i'm thinking of yes okay anyways so I've had a lot of like tofu scrambled egg like scrambled tofu whatever when I tell you right because obviously I hadn't had that much

fibre in one sitting in a very long time when I tell you I was in agony I was holding 14 I was holding the main I was like that my belly was rumbling grumbling I was like oh I was ill and then I remember I like it was you know

trying to cut I couldn't even cuddle I couldn't even cuddle I was focused on the page I was literally fought all night all night and I'm in front of him I'm obviously saying I couldn't help

I was asleep so it was awful I couldn't wait and I couldn't obviously go out of the toilet I have a shit no you couldn't and you were there for a few days

as well I'm sure you were yes it was then few days oh oh then you came into the house and you were like oh you're like

fucking you same bolted it to the toilet I did it was awful it was awful and I was only dating him for a little while so it was fresh

it was fresh it was and it was one of them thoughts where it was like oh the listener's gonna love that sound effect through their fucking earphones oh it was awful guys I was the worst experience I do get it when it's like brand new dating vibes it's not very good no it's not ideal but I think

if I were you with this I would probably I would probably I would probably I would say it right it. Oh, I would net, don't address. Don't address.

Please don't address it. That's the worst advice. Don't know. It's one of them silent things that nobody talks about, right? It's one of the, these are the kind of situations that you can push under the rug.

When you're arguing it in conflict and things, no, they don't get swept under the rug. You address it. Okay. But, but, but you've farted, you've woke them up because of your fart and you've walked yourself up because of your fart and you're not going to never remember that again.

You're both going to remember it. You're never going to talk. about it, though. And also, if you wake off from something and it was just a loud noise, who's to say he didn't dream it? Yeah, and who's to say that he didn't know what came from him? Do you know what? Bleak on him. Yeah, blame on him.

If he ever did bring it up, which I don't think he would, just pretend it wasn't you, be a... No, that's gaslighting. We can't do that. Nah, gaslight him into his verse, it's fine. That was you, that was you, that was you. Yeah, no, I would probably just... Okay, now that you've said, that my advice was shit, I'm kind of deeping it.

And I'm like, yeah, it was. So don't address it. Oh my God. You are both going to just remember this moment, but you are both going to never awkwardly talk about it. Okay, okay, fair. That makes sense. Don't bring the snacks because you don't bring a snack because you've fought it.

Like, don't do that. That's not. Some chocolate because I fought it. No, that makes it even worse. Just don't even think about it ever again. Okay. Never again. There you go.

solid advice there yeah so I feel like we'd spent 90% of this episode talking about thoughts and that's something new that was for us to chat about I don't what kind of way they'll just not upload this episode I know if I'm like dating anyone and they

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