Will Cain Country - A Hostile Takeover By Tyrus & Timpf

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

With Will on vacation, Host of The Wisemen Podcast, Tyrus, and FOX News Contributor Kat Timpf took it upon themselves to take over Will's studio and show for the day. Don't miss what they had to say to you and the crew after they took over the reigns and gave the show a new spin. Tell Will what you thought about this podcast by emailing [e-mail] Subscribe to The Will Cain Show on YouTube here: Watch The Will Cain Show! Follow Will on Twitter: @WillCain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What it is. Do not adjust your screens. That's right. I know you probably tuned in looking for a little tiny white man named Will Kane, not happening today. This is a hostile takeover with the return of Tyrus and Tim. Live, which they never let us do that before. But you, okay, first of all, this is a...

weird being in this room because we built this room. We did. All the accoutrement that you're not seeing on the other side of the camera and all the things are going on here, we even got rid of the tent because we need to watch the guys on the control board. This was all us. We built this table apparently for Will Kane to come in here and just mess it up. I mean, we had a couch where I could nap and pretend like I'm working and I could watch the game. And we were always told that there was no way to do us on video together. Yeah, we were told that it was impossible. Yeah. Apparently all we had to do was put our chairs on this side

of the room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, you know, but hey, uh, I've only been asked to do this show, to be on this show like three times and every time something comes up. Oh, this is my, I've never even been asked. Yeah. Will's a funny, funny guy. See, because he's a Texan, right? So he's from, so, and I'm a, everyone who knows my story, I'm a Boston Celtic fan. And I'm a Boston fan. And I've been stoked. because the Celtics are finally, looks like they're putting it together.

And, you know, Mr. Cain is Mr. Sports from Texas, and he got lucky with his Rangers. So I just assumed he was bringing me on here to talk about the possible showdown between the Mavericks, the Dallas Mavericks of Texas. I know you don't follow sports, but you don't have to. Yeah. And my beloved Boston Celtics,

but then I remembered he's Will Kane. He's a bandwagon guy. So is he a Rockets fan? Is he a Spurs fan? I feel like I know a fair amount of the team names. Yes. You know the team names. You just don't care to...

I don't know how they're doing. They're doing, yes. Well, the Mavericks, see, because normally everyone from Texas claims the Spurs, correct? Fellas. San Antonio. Yes, bam, see? Told you.

They broke this up. Wow. Yeah. Useless. I couldn't name a player on the team. She doesn't have to. But now the question is, I guess, because Will's not here, but you guys know Will.

You guys know him fairly well. Oh, yeah. Does he claim the Mavericks? Maves. He claims the Mavs. Big time Mavs. He's all Dallas. He's got the first pick, Will.

wasn't all about the Frenchman? No, he wasn't. All right, okay. So when the Mavs were irrelevant, which has pretty much been every year, he never jumped ship to Houston. He wasn't on the Hardin. No, he just doesn't talk about it as much. Just doesn't talk about it as much.

So that's why he never talks about me on the show. He's like, he's never just like, hey, wouldn't it be great to have Tyrus on? Yeah. Talk sports with? No, never once happened. And I could just be there to name the cities. Yes, because she's good at that. She is phenomenal, like Red Sox.

Oh, yeah. Everybody did Boston, right. See, yeah. See, what I won't get into berating, Mr. Kane. Is that sound like a real name, Will Kane? Yeah. Sounds made up. Do we have any, have you guys ever actually seen a birth to him?

It sounds like he was born and like. Charles William Kane. I can't confirm. Charles William. Is that it? How many, how many leather-bound books is he? He's got rich mahogany. Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah. Very important around here. I can picture what his family's living room looks like with a name like. Oh, y'all, 1,000%. The couches are burgundy. Yes, that's what I'm picturing. A lot of wood. Extra wood.

Woodapole street. Yes, a lot of wood. And it's all obviously, what's the word, varnished? Yes. Oh, yes. Probably shiny varnish. Soft music played on the loop. Yeah, I'm picturing that.

Ambient lighting. Yes. And plastic covers on the carpet. I would say their Christmas tree is probably, their family's Christmas tree is probably white lights only. Yes. Oh, yes. You know what I mean? That's a good call.

It's not the colored lights. It's the white lights only. Has the ornaments that he made from elementary school still on there, which he has a funny story and anecdote with everyone. There's probably pictures of him around around the house. You know there's a little picture of Will and a onesie with a thumbs up. I mean, he does have just like a classically good-looking face. You know what?

You know? It's like good-looking, but you want to punch it. Like, there's something about his face that, like, it doesn't matter. matter, he could be giving you the greatest compliment in the world, but something about his eyes, it always looks backhanded. I can't say anything because he's our leader. Yes. I'm trying to tiptoe a line here.

You understand. Tyrus and Timp took the podcast world by storm. Yes. We broke out, we changed the mold. The only thing we didn't know was to put the chairs on this side of the camp. That's the only thing we didn't know. So what we didn't know realize was that everyone saw my back on our podcast. So, uh, whoops.

I guess that's on me. I guess I have to own that one. Speaking, but you know what, Will, obviously, he's no dummy. And if you're going to take the day off, why not, if you're going to have anyone? I mean, this is, as far as podcast goes, this would be like your point guards hurt in the game. And Michael Jordan just happened to be in the crowd and was like, hey, you know what, I got one more in us. We got one more in us. Yeah.

So in Tyrus and Tim fashion, we're taking over the Will Kane show. And we're going to get right down in some fun stuff. Kat, we both work together on the great Gutfell show although our names are not on the

with Tyrus and Tim but America knows it's Tim and Ty and T however you want to put it would it be a lot to put a little T and T at the bottom of the field like I think we could

guys we have the graphics we could probably I don't think we have the budget for that sir yeah my bad well okay well I guess my political moves are not working this morning

so let's talk politics okay one we're waiting for a verdict, right? The jury's out? They're deliberating. They're deliberating. Yep. Kat, as a human being and a libertarian of the highest order, what do you think the conversations are right now backstage?

Like if you're right now, if you're in the room right now and we're part of the jury, how do you think, what do you think the conversation is? Well, I think it's really interesting, right? Because, you know, I'm not a lawyer. Right. But this, you don't have to be a lawyer to know the word unprecedented, right? I mean, this, this case, the way it's been, Will Kane is a lawyer too, right? Yeah, of course he is. He was born a lawyer. He was a license and everything. He's also a doctor in Wisconsin. He had no choice. He had no choice, but to go to, yeah, to go to law school. He can marry you as well. He's an ordained minister. Yeah. So, sorry, America. But I just, if it's, so this has never been done before. This is a thing that's the league, it's an untested legal theory. It's never been done before, and it's being done for the first time to charge a former president, current Republican candidate for this year, for this year's election. So I do understand the argument in general of every, you know, no one's above the law.

But when you talk about this specific case, this specifically, it seems that everyone ever, or everyone else, it doesn't seem that way. It's the truth that everyone else has been apparently below being charged by this law before. We were all above this law because there was no law. Yeah, above it before. So he's like the only one below this apparently. So I think that would make anybody kind of thinking this is,

and even if you look at some of, I mean, Robert De Niro coming out talking this. That was crazy. Yes, and he says this thing about Trump wants to ruin New York and you blah, blah, blah, blah. But, again, wanting, let's just, I don't believe that, obviously, but wanting to ruin New York is also not a crime, A, and B, has nothing to do with what's going on in this case. Which, by the way, how could you ruin New York any more? I was going to say.

You know what I'm saying? Like, other than maybe unleashing a couple of Godzilla's downtown, I mean, other than that, other than hurricane season coming to New York, I think it's pretty much like rock bottom. in terms of what we're seeing in the streets and stuff. But I just, I still, and I'm 34 counts, right, is on this one. 30, is it 30 fellas? 34, yeah. Can the people at home see you nod at your heads? Sometimes.

Yeah, right now. There we go. Hey, we're here. We do have a live chat going, by the way, on this show. So I can read some things to you. That's a wild place. Someone was asking where the ferns are. Is that a thing?

Oh, yes. That was an episode. You traveled in a car with ferns. Okay. Yeah, that's a lot. See, you guys got one of our long-time fans switch over, probably watching the hope. Yeah. Just, you know, and dreams come true apparently.

Yes, the ferns. That was one of a, you wanted to move with the ferns. Yep. And it was a story because the guy killed ferns on the trip. Yeah. Yeah, it was a whole to do. It was a lot of, it was a huge, it was 2002. It was stock market was in trouble.

Fern, moving ferns is apparently a lot more difficult than... But yeah, there's a lot of support for former President Trump in the live chat, so as you guys were talking about. Does anyone in the live chat know the actual crime? I don't think anyone in the jury knows the actual crime. It's kidding. Because we, the people, come back. Yeah, we get a lot of emails about it. I'm very confused.

Yeah. I don't think that you have to be a supporter of President Trump to think. to think this is you know, politically motivated. Yes. And I've spoken to a lot of people who I know who actually hate him, right?

Who hate him? But who are paying attention to this, who still don't understand it also. Because even whether you hate him, love him, whatever, if they're doing this to him, they can damn sure do it to you in a weekend and no one even know about it. I think what comes to me when we talk about this is we always talk about how the system works.

Like the system works when men and women who are in the system go by the rules. The problem with the justice system is that human beings are in it. Because we're seeing we're prejudiced, voting, whatever your situation is, you get a prosecutor and a judge together with the same mindset or the same base or live in the same tent because everyone's in their own tent now, it becomes, it completely besmirches the justice system because we're watching in real time,

them omitting what most of us are, wait, no, what? And I'm not a lawyer either. I chose to play outside instead of sitting in a library out there in books. But I do know what it's like to feel screwed. And it's that, I don't think anyone's connecting with the billion dollar stuff

or when he had to cut the check, but when they're looking at a case and they're seeing people just testifying to publicly embarrass somebody, and the worst thing you can be, if he can be convicted of is maybe he wasn't the best husband. Maybe he was not the most politest businessman, or maybe he didn't pay attention

in what his lawyers were doing that he was paying them to do a job. But none of those are criminal offenses. I mean, being a bad husband, you've got to deal with that in your personal life. But I just don't, I'm waiting to see the crime and what it is now is that he tried to cover it up. Well, it looks like everybody in their mama was involved in it. So it's like the worst cover-up I've ever heard of.

Yeah, and then also just so much of the testimony, again, this wasn't televised, but just from what we heard. As you know, we've been asked to weigh in on this every single day. Yeah, and it's like you're running out of stuff to weigh in on. I mean, my prevailing thought was so much of it has been, you know, there was how much testimony or Stormy Daniels talked about the sex, which it's like, that's not on, this is not. This is nothing to do with, exactly.

He's not being charged with that here. He's not being charged with that here. And then, you know, their star witness is a convicted perjurer. So I think. Who admitted to a crime on the stand. Like, if this was a TV show, after Michael Cohen said that, it would have been commercial. Yep. You know, and then we came back next week and we'd be like, we got to see what happens.

Because this is the part when the pissed off prosecutor stands up and looks at the judge, we drop all charges. You know what I'm saying? and then everyone like shakes Trump's hand and then Cohen's on the stage, it was me, it was all we should have been, and they drag him out because he wanted to be president or whatever the evil, sorry, I watch a lot of, you know,

murder she wrote before I go to bed at night. Good show. It is a great show. It doesn't get enough credit for what it does. I heard a rumor they're doing a reboot. Do we need one though? No, we don't. Do we need a roadhouse reboot?

Only movie I was ever sent an audition for that I said absolutely no. Yeah, I'm proudy for that one because that would have been a hard note. And yes, they'll say, Dalton was weird with baby oil and hairspray, but he still kicked ass and took me. That's true. You know, but some things should never be redone. That's true.

Just like this Tyros and Tiv podcast should never been redone to the Will Kane experience. Again, it's just, all we had to do was turn the chairs around. I had no idea. And you're a smart person. I'm a smart person. We both are authors. Yes. I have two books of New York Times bestselling lists.

and my co-conspirator has one on the New York Times, but and a new one coming out in September. You can pre-order it now at the real cattimp.com. This cover is, have you guys seen this? Yeah, that's bad ass. Both of you. But no, I love this. When I first saw that, first of all, this is awesome

because you stepped out of your comfort zone. Anybody who knows you knows that, Timp, just the fact that you're seeing arms and a leg. Is there a, there is a belly button. There is a belly button in there. Wow. Yes. I, there's no, I don't have like bathing suit photos online.

No, no, she is one of the greatest, and we'll get into the book, just one of the greatest, uh, jokes that Kat ever pulled was she posted on Instagram what looked like she's in a bikini with a black box over my butt. Yeah. As you can't see anything. And the way it was was like, and then she came back with, oh, I'm sorry. And yeah. She took left the box.

Yes. And then there was another slide where you could swipe over and I was. even more covered up on that side. And the box got even bigger. Because one of her biggest pet peeves in the many years of the successful run of Tyrus and Tim was butts on the internet. The butts on the internet with the captions that

pretend it's about something other than a butt. Right. You know, which to me if you just are like, I think my butt looks great, then post it, then that's one thing. Right. Workout today was on point. But yeah, I just, but this. Hashtag blessed. Inspiring caption. But the, the, the, I did this on purpose where it's, you know, I'm

covered in hate mail. Yes. And so it's the idea of vulnerability in the face of overwhelming hatred, which this book's a very vulnerable book. Vulnerable book. I talk about a lot of things in there that I've never talked about before that I'm nervous to talk about actually, which if you read my last book, you're probably thinking what could possibly be you?

Chapter 5. But there's things that actually I was too afraid to put in that book that are in this book. And I wasn't afraid to put chapter 5 in the last book. So that'll tell you something. But I really do think that, and this is something that you and I talk about a lot, it's really dangerous what's going on right now in terms of oh there's this one thing

you say one thing people disagree with and it's oh I used to like you until you said that's where I get the name of the book from I used to like you until you said that thing I used to like you until I thought and the thing is I have always stood up for other people regardless of to a fault of don't judge a person

based on who they voted for this and not the only thing that you need to that you know about them if there's not the only thing you need to know about them to know who they are don't judge another person based on a single comment that they made I am very frequently not shown that same respect. No, and you're a libertarian.

Right. And one of the things that drives me crazy, and I think Greg is more of a libertarian, but he just, you know, he's not ready to come out fully yet. It's a process. But I always see you attacked for being exactly who you said you are. Yeah. That, to me, blows my mind more than anything.

If someone tells you I'm a scorpion, I'm a scorpion. I live that scorpion life. And then they walk up to you one day and pick you up and want to cuddle you like a guinea-pick. and you sting them, they're pissed off at you. But I told you, I'm a scorpion. So when you hear people say they're libertarians and they're like, well, I don't want to vote for Trump and I don't want to vote for Biden because neither one of them, in my opinion, reflect what I want in voting.

There's the huge get back to where, well, it's not about you. You don't pick a side or get out. So what does that mean to you, like, libertarian, like if you had to break it down like an elevator pitch of being libertarian for you. Free markets and no judges. Yeah. So I think. people misunderstand my view a lot in terms of even this past weekend was a libertarian convention

which I watched none of it because I was spending time with my husband and my family and I want to be clear I'm not a registered libertarian I'm registered as an independent and the libertarian party is one of the major reasons for that uh it's often I guess because this is well came we'll keep it clean it's an S word show and because we're all a party of individuals at the convention I read something that the most voted for candidate was none of the above because everybody's but But for me, my ideal situation is not a candidate that I agree with on everything. For me, I'm not voting for that. What my vote is for is not the candidate, but for a system of government where it wouldn't

really matter who wins an election so much. I think that there's all this. If this guy wins and we're screwed or if this guy wins, we're screwed. my ideal is a system where we don't give so much power to these people in these positions in the first place where we wouldn't have to have these kind of meltdowns every time there's an election because whoever was elected

we could still have the freedom to live our lives raise our kids I mean I don't have any kids but people who do maybe I will someday in the way that we best see fit because I think a lot of the things we argue about we're just never going to agree on and we shouldn't have to because the government shouldn't be involved in things. So it's more about social good.

It's more about having people have the freedom, everyone, whether you disagree or not, to have the freedom to live your life the way you see fit. So that's my ideal. You could say, oh, it's never like, oh, this candidate is an awesome, perfect. I'm voting for the system that leaves me alone, and that leaves everybody alone to create the lives that they want. And it's, because it's just such a sham the system we have now, in my opinion. I mean, it's like the amount of money that you pay in taxes, it's whatever percentage that is, the percentage of the year you're working for free. And then where

does it go? Where does it go exactly? I mean roads. Yeah. Well, no. Roads where? In Ukraine? Right, exactly. Have you been? Have you been on 48th Street? I've driven, yeah, I've driven down to New York City. It's not working. I'm just to say

you don't even need to go to six flags anymore. Just take a ride down 48th Street. I just find it funny that people expect total strangers to mimic everything they say but they don't even have that in their own household. Right. Nobody who's

married or in a relationship can say that them and they're a partner agree on everything. Usually it's quite the opposite. It's usually the opposite of each other that intrigued you to come together. So even in your relationships at home, you might not be on the same page and everything. But as far as our TV shows go,

whom I watch, if they don't echo exactly how I feel, well, than they're against us. And I always, I see that a lot more on social media. And I think it's not necessarily real in terms of like actual people feel that way. It's just that the small group that lives on social media, their entire identity is based on having the enemy, which is if you're on the Republican side, it's the Democrats.

And if you're on the Democrat side, it's a Republican. Like that is your enemy. You've got to have your nemesis that you're battling. feel more right kind of thing. Not just that, but you're a part of something. And it's an excuse not to focus on individual achievement. And Will does a good job here on that show. We have discussions. Yeah. Communication and not, and we have debates with Democrats and things. It's not just one-sided kind of thing. Well, it's a boring show, right? Like, I don't... You just sit around and agree with each other all day.

You know, whenever I get asked to do like a super red meat or a red meat podcast or like a super left podcast, I always pass because it's just for what are we going to do? Like, there's not The echo chamber is worse than arguing. Yeah. Or sitting around and telling, this is what I don't like. If you don't have solutions, then be quiet. Yeah. Like if you feel a way about something, like if you feel like Biden economics,

is Biden economics or Bidenomics, whatever, the overspending is ridiculous. And we have a right as to be like, hey, where's our tax money going? Where's it going? Yeah, that's it. I'd like to know where it's going. But you don't have to belong to a party to want to know that. No, and I, you know, I also, another theme in my book is the, you know, what we all lose when we write each other off like that, because there's, we could be missing out on working together on things to solve some of those problems and come up with some of those solutions, rather than say, oh, this person disagrees me on this. So therefore, they're going to be useless to me on everything. But, you know, who gains from it the most is the people in the positions of power over us. Because if you get to say, the other side is not just people you disagree with, they're all evil. And I think that, you know, you see that. You see that. happen all the time with, oh, people who vote for Trump are stupid and they're evil. We are lucky enough to know that's not true, right? I know some of the smartest people I know vote for Trump.

I know so many smart people who don't. And these are all valuable relationships to me in some way. But let's, and I'm just using the example of Democrats who say this. Democrats who say this, then it's one hell of a motivator, right, to get people to vote for your side. And you makes people, like you were saying, feel good. like, oh, by voting for Biden, I'm standing up against evil. So it can be hard to give that up and vice versa. It can be hard to give that up and say, my views are just my views. And they're not, you know, they don't make me this, like, so much better than everyone.

And I'm so smart. And everyone, all that's half the country is so stupid. That's not true. But it makes it easier for us to, when we fear each other and more divided, we're easier to control when we're divided. And that's another major theme of this book where I talk about a lot of the, because I'm, I'm like a nerd. I was read the bills and a lot of the language of the government.

government uses. But an example that's, you know, we all lived without having to read anything is COVID. I mean, this was a virus. And it became politicized. And we were so divided. And look, I'm still not over it. I mean, look at what happened. Look at what they were able to do to us. breathing a little heavy still because of the shots or whatever. It's never over. But, you know, we are over about to take our first break because that's how we slay around here. So we'll be back in two shakes of Will Kane's left eye. Why just survive back to school when you can thrive by creating a space that does it all for you, no matter the size.

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Thank you for taking the quiz. What it is, we are back. Before, because I want to get into the De Niro thing, but I had a couple more questions about you're writing your book real quick. How, because you talk about stepping out of your comfort zone, like, for one, with this book cover. How, when you're, how much easier was it the second? second time, because this is not a ghostwriter situation. No.

So, and I think that's important because writing, I wrote both my books, you're writing your books. There's like, the first one was a lot harder because I felt like I was all over the place with like, an idea would go over here, something to go over here and putting all together. And, of course, I was learning from jump. You're an actual real journalist. I just pretend to play one on TV.

But the second time around, was it a lot easier? Was it more slow motion? It was a lot easier, I think, just we'd done it, you know, at the same experience as you just had because I'd done it before. The organization is always the hardest thing for me, but I love the, like, I love to write. How much did you cut out? Like, do you have enough left, like, when you finish each book,

do you have enough, because you're a sponge? So you have a situation where you have, like, oh, I got like four or five chapters left to this that I could, did you use anything that you didn't use from the first book and the second book, or was it two completely different experiences? So it was, it was two completely different experiences, but I got the idea for this book when I was, on my tour for the first one

because I found myself talking about this issue a lot and so it just kind of came naturally and I think it's an issue that I think a lot of people are there right now I think a lot of people feel the way that I feel in terms of you know you hear something about a person and they're like, that's it, that's who you are

you're the entirety of that person and I talk about a lot of the ways I think it affects us I think one that I have one chapter where I get like excruciatingly vulnerable about some of the mental health stuff that I've been through. But I think that something

that's interesting about our culture is we've never been more open in talking about mental health. But everybody's really struggling, I think, worse than ever. We're at like lows of men. I think it's because of how we actually treat each other. It's a lot of lip service versus how we treat each other. Lips service is a perfect example.

And when you don't like someone, and that's why the talking about De Niro, here's a guy who, whether you like movies or not, there's at least one or if not five De Niro movies that you know by heart or like. Very few

people, because his characters were amazing. They all had a human quality missing from them. There was always one thing. It made him able to be a killer and a dad and an Irishman or whatever, a casino where he was

obsessed. There was always some kind of weakness or whatever. Then you see the man come out And he's speaking to you as Robert De Niro. And he obviously hates President Trump. And we make jokes trying to figure out what is their origin story. Like what led to, I, nothing causes more beef than a woman. I feel this is a woman.

I feel like De Niro met a young, aspiring actress. And he was grooming her and getting her ready for her roles. And he fell in love with her. and then some young businessman Donald Trump showed up and wished her off her feet. And then he told her that she'd never act again. And then she went to President Trump and told him that she was banned, but never act again.

And at that time, De Niro was heavily in a breeding horses. And somehow one of his horses' heads ended up in his bed. And then, of course, she went on to become a great actress. We'll leave her nameless to respect her. But, you know, De Niro is always blaming Trump. even though he couldn't prove it, that Trump cut the horse off his, the head off his prize horse. I think that's the beef.

That's where I'm, yes, this sounds a lot like Godfather. I know. It's very similar to Godfather, but in my mind. It sounded familiar, a little bit. It just either that or he like. I've never seen in that movie. It's about Italians with guns, right? Kind of.

Kind of, yeah. No, no, no, you get used to it. We did yesterday on the show. Whatever you did not ask her about Star Wars, please. Well, yesterday we did the Mount Rushmore best movies of all time. Happy Gilmore. Star Wars and Godfather. Happy Gilmore.

Billy Madison. and Slappy and the Stinkers. You come to me on this day. You don't come to me in friendship. You don't, you ask me to commit me. Let's be honest. You asked me to commit murder on my daughter. For this, I cannot do.

You didn't come to me with respect. You didn't come to me in friendship. Because if you did right now, those boys would be suffering. I'm just saying. So good. Yeah, thank. I appreciate it. The movie or the impersonate.

You know what? Both, we won't go there. Yes, is the answer. I understand. You can't give us too many compliments because Will will be back. because our booking fee, you guys will get the bill, is not cheap. Just want to put that out there. But seeing somebody so passionately hate, because that's what he's doing.

He's just spewing hate. This is my question. And anyone feel for, wouldn't he have gotten a lot further by using that time to come out there? And maybe he does one of his old characters and talks about all the things that the Biden administration is going to do? you know like here's the you know like this is why and I'm standing out here before you to say that you know this is one side of but here's what this is what this side has to offer and he goes through a thing and tells us of what all the the reasons why a man of who he is supports Joe Biden's administration so much because if you're talking about what you can do and you're being real

doesn't matter what they're doing right it's like you said it's creating an enemy yeah You have to have an enemy. At this point, he can't, literally the only thing we President Trump can do at this point is show his vampire fangs that he's an immortal. And he'll be running forever until he wins again. So, you know, 22, 22, Trump's still there. Like, I'm getting it this year. You know, so I just, do you think he'd be better served than just going on? I mean, he's getting arguments with people in the street.

One person turned their car alarm on while I was talking. That was brilliant. I mean, there's some beautiful heckling going on. Gotta love New Yorkers, man. Yeah, New York is, yeah. But who did that help? Yeah, and it's also, I, I've heard it. We've all heard it all before.

Six years of this, yeah. And you would think that, and sometimes I think people might take this the wrong way when I say this, but hopefully you'll understand what I mean. It says a lot about where we all are, that hearing things like that just makes you go like, whatever. Because it's like, I mean, not to, he says this, he's being unhinged. In my opinion, it's unhinged. So I'm not saying that it's not unhinged. I'm just saying we've become so accustomed to the unhinged that it's like,

no gay, like, oh yeah, blah, blah, blah, destroy the country, destroy the city. Like, it's like we're so used to hearing that, that I don't know where you go from that because this has been going on for six years. So at this point, I think people do want to. here okay but what are you okay what what else because people almost tune it out at this point on all sides i think because this has been the longest worst coup according to them in the history of coups so he gets elected and democracy's over and then he loses the election and he doesn't like it weird and then he leaves weird and then he runs for re-election again but the whole time

he's been plotting and we've been training in the hills getting ready to take over the country because we couldn't do it when he was in power because everyone was expecting that so we waited until he was out of power to start the plan to take over the world like this is worse than the pinky and the brain plans you know what I'm saying when you look at like they're pretty good though

well NARF but the they never the the evil plot never makes any tangible sense. If he got in, the first day he got in his intent was not to move, then we would have seen a lot of green shirts and uniforms hanging around the Capitol, probably a tank or two.

I mean, he's only in charge of the Air Force. It's not like he couldn't do a flyby over, you know, the DNC and let him know who's running. So it's like there wasn't any sign of that or even him making a move trying to have Pence taken out or something, you know, like there was none of that. It was just like, I don't, this is, I want, I have questions.

And I think a guy who was, spent his entire presidency fighting to stay president, had every right to question every election to complain about it. I mean, there's nothing, there's, being a poor sport is not against the law. Do I like it? Do I think that January 6th was a good look? Hell no. I don't think anyone here thinks that it was a good look, but was it the worst. thing that happened in this country? No, it was not. And a woman was killed over it.

I think what you said about, you know, how nobody here thinks January 6 is a good look. Yeah, I think that that's something that they ignore too, right? I think that there are people who are Republicans who were extremely bothered by January 6th, who were extremely upset by it. And if your whole, you know, platform is January 6th was bad, there's people out there that will agree with you, but it's also not something they maybe think about every single day. They're also thinking, like you said yesterday on the show, like, my eggs are expensive, you know. So there's not, there are people who are, you know, Trump supporters through and through, who, and I have, just like you, we have friends and people we know over all over the spectrum of different,

ideological perspectives and beliefs there are those hardcore that they love Trump that's their dude he's the best there's also Republicans who are like he's whatever like he's fine I hate I really hated that but I you know I don't like how much my food costs

now or you know there's a whole group it's actually because this is what the two party system keeps people from or makes people miss all the time is that Republican is not just like one type of person no there's a lot of people that are that are Republicans with a lot of different views.

There's people who think Trump's fine. These people who hate Trump and still vote for Trump anyway. So if your whole thing is just like, this dude, we don't like this dude, there's going to be people that are like, okay, but like what else? And then the gaslighting that goes on to about the inflation where Biden's like, you know, he's like, no, it's not more expensive because he never goes to the grocery store or he has no idea where his food comes from or how much anything costs. That's really going to be a turn off to people.

of all you have to say is this thing that happened even if Pete you're someone who agrees with them about how bad the thing was they might have things going on their daily life that take more precedence over that

in their minds especially. I think if you emotionally vote you're kind of missing it because emotions are the one thing that should not come into your decision-making process. But how can they not though? That's where.

it's the difference between, but it's not your life in terms of like the president. Whomever is president, you're going to have stuff stacked on you no matter who's president. Even if your guy gets in, there's a good chance that you're going to get effed and not kissed also because if you're not in the right tax bracket. So I, when you're younger and you're inexperienced and you're coming up, you get, you know, like I remember for me like Bill Clinton that was the first time I like started paying attention to like politics. I wasn't old enough to vote, but like him playing the same. saxophone, I thought, was cool.

And anybody who plays the saxophone is going to get my vote. That was the depth. We need a sax in the White House. Yeah, that was the depth of my political beliefs at that term. Then, when Barack Obama came in, I was like, I wasn't, I was voting for Barack one, perfectly honest. It was like I felt it was my duty as a black man to support change. And I thought Barack was a, I didn't agree with a lot of the stuff.

I liked John McCain. I wouldn't have been upset if John McCain was president, and I wasn't going to be upset if Barack was president. I still was kind of figuring out what would work for me and what worked for me. And then during that time, also, as you grow, your political views change. When you go from making a teacher's salary to all of a sudden making a WWE or NFL salary or a Fox salary or whatever, and your taxes are coming out, and if you're paying attention, you're like, wait a minute, there's so much government program. and so you want I want smaller programs because I one don't use any of them two no one around me and my community uses any of them and I'll say yeah are they helping

people yeah and then all I see them doing is keeping people in the same shitty sorry that's all right you get luck you know it's like I will give you just enough money to survive every first and 15th and you just stay there and we'll keep you there and I always I hated that My mother went through all kinds of stuff, but we never took one food stamp note, and I always respected that, and it was always my mindset. So less government programs, I think, are better. If someone truly needs help, I think we should all pitch in and help that's American way. But I don't think we should sustain meteorocrity.

I don't think we should, there's needs to be a limit. But a lot of people don't know there's other options besides Republican and Democrat. I had no idea. You know, you don't, you're not told that. Because they're not represented. Right, exactly. It's a two-party system. Ross Perrault probably came the closest.

And when they get some dirt on his daughter or something I remember I was young It was all about the saxophone for me But I remember Ross Perrault was cool And then he was in it Like he was in it And then he just disappeared And a lot of people say it was

Then you hear that argument He took votes away And this cat I know you're gonna back me up in this one fellas Whenever I hear someone go You're taking votes away From Biden or Trump By voting for Kennedy

No those were never their votes to begin with Right They don't want you They wanted a different choice So complaining about a vote that is forced to be like, oh, it's one or the other. No, no, no, I'm going to, even though I know that my vote is not going to matter in terms of who's president, but my right as an American and my patriotism says that I get to vote

who I want to. If I want to write Bugs Bunny on that ballot, that's the beauty of this country that where you are freedom. But a lot of people wouldn't vote then anyways at all. Yeah, and we still have that. I used to not vote. I mean, this is going back years ago. I used to not vote for that reason.

But then I realized, I don't want, not that anybody pays that much attention to my ballot, but just in terms of my own, my own moral compass, it's not that I'm just too lazy to go vote. I would go, I've gone and written in for everyone to be like, I'm still casting my ballot, but my ballot I'm casting, and what I'm choosing is to vote against this system that I disagree with. Because you're not always going to get your way. And here's the thing, sports teams, you wouldn't say, hey, I'm not watching my Red Sox unless they win a championship. I'm going to go with the anticipation.

Yeah, but then you're not a fan. And I'm going to love my team no matter what. I'm going to love my Boston Bruins, no matter how good our regular season is. We always seem to find a way to lose. As long as we don't lose Toronto, Maple Leafs, we're good. But my right to be a fan, my right to be there. And I think your right to vote and the right to vote the way you want to. in this country is more important than if your guy wins.

If I'm not voted, if I felt in my, if I felt that Greg Gutfeld was the best choice for president of this country and I felt, and I wanted to exercise my right, God help me. But if I wanted to exercise my right to vote for that individual, that's why it's so cool and beautiful to be in the United States America because I can't. And if I know that no one else is going to vote for Greg but me, but I got to exercise my right. Is this your start of his campaign? Yeah. No, absolutely not.

Greg, the skeletons and his closets are taller than me. There'd be no living with him. No. Not to mention of the fact that he'd just get into Twitter battles. Oh, yeah. Doing his press conference. His press secretaries would quit every, what, three days? Yeah, because he would be behind the cream going, I'm still telling this.

You know, I'll take it from here. I'll take it from here. So I don't think you let it go. But I'm just saying, but I think that's more important than necessarily the outcome is having, because there's other countries where you don't get that opportunity. You vote for one or the other, and sometimes you don't get to vote at all. And staying home and voting is also a right, too. That's one of the beautiful things, staying home and not voting, not participating in the country.

But I do think if you don't have a foot in the dance, then don't complain when it's not playing your song. I mean, that's the only thing is like people, 90% of the people would see complaining, like, well, who'd you vote for last time? Oh, I don't vote. So what are you doing that? At least if you're actively participating in a vote, I think you have a right to speak on whatever. whether good bad or indifferent. But voting for a president based off of you want to have a beer with them not, I would say is probably not best for you in your voting situation.

You should vote based on what's going on in your household, not what's because you like a guy, my little humble opinion. Like you guys, if you vote super Republican and you're on food stamps, you might be voting against yourself. And the same thing is if you're voting super Democrat and you're, and you're complaining about taxes all the time, you might be voting for the wrong party. But I have to vote with what my friends think is cool.

You know, I can't walk in the room and be like, hey, we all voted for Trump. Oh, really? I wrote in, I voted for Tugman. You know, like, well, oh, my God. Well, you're not friends anymore. Yeah, I get people, I've been, the amount of times I've been accused of ruining the country.

Like, I said, whoever, whoever ends up losing the election, it's all my fault, single-hanging. That would be awesome. For my third party vote in New York. No, no, no. But it would be awesome. It's like the votes are in, right? And you get Bill Hammer out there on the screen.

And they got a picture of Trump. Trump with 67% of the vote in and looks like he's going to win Pennsylvania. Biden had, you know, 42%. And Cat Timp voted for Sylvester the cat. Oh, my. She ruined the election. I ruined. Yeah, you ruined it.

Not ruined. Rooned. Way worse. Rooned. When you ruin something, it can. can't fix it. But it's also that's, I have my beliefs. And those are my beliefs. And whatever yours are, I don't judge you basically. I don't think you're a bad person if you vote this way or that way. I don't, and I do say that as somebody who very rarely gets that respect from others.

But I'll still give it to you. I'll still give it to you regardless. Because I think that is really damaging. That is what's damaging the country. I think the most, honestly, is that. fighting and even TV shows you bring a guest on the show that might have a different point of view than you and the first thing you do or even worse if he has the same point of view but he's not as dedicated like with uh we we had uh the god on last night and he was you know we talked about the view where they were like hey make a choice help your president out say you support him and like basically we're like what you're going to do you know calling him out This side of the Fox, all you ever hear is, oh, wow, it's so nice to be on and have a conversation or be welcoming.

We're not interested in the join our team thing. It's like, it's welcome. Let's bring something new into the conversation because that's what we all should be having as conversations. You might learn something from each other. You might not. I think we're past right now, getting new anyone. Like if you feel a certain way about Trump, I don't think it's going to change. If you feel a certain way about Biden, I don't think it's going to change.

And they're basically fighting to see whether the 10 million... You're not going to win people over to Trump right now. If he gets 81 again, it doesn't matter what the Republican side does. We just don't have 81 million votes. 6% of voters in six states. Yeah. That's it. That's it.

And Republicans, we always seem to be outnumbered in terms of... So in that aspect of things, if people just vote based off of whether they're a donkey or an elephant, then it's a foregone conclusion. but you hope substance matters. But again, when we don't get our way, the country continues to move on. And I think we need to remember that. It's not doomsday when your guy doesn't win. You know, it might feel like it, but I've never been emotionally attached to any political candidate. You know, because I don't know them.

Yeah. They don't know me. You know, like when they wake up in the morning, they're not like, okay, let's see what's going on in the world today. Yeah. Is Tyrus still happy with me? No, that's a major theme of my book, too, is how Paul. politics makes us fight with the people we know on behalf of people who don't even know we exist. That's so true.

I never really thought about that way, but that's exactly what it is. You're literally willing to tell your uncle who showed up to every one of your pop Warner baseball games. Yeah, he was a little tipsy, but he was still there to tell him you hate him and don't love him because he likes Trump. Uncle John had three bourbons. Now he's young about stuff. But he also did every Halloween, he had big snicker bars and snuck you a wine cooler. He was the cool. What's wrong with drinking out of baseball game?

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I mean, with children present, I mean, it's so strong. But it's not against the, well, it depends what state you're in. If you're in the great state of Louisiana where I live for some time, open containers, hey, it's a... As long as you're not coaching. You're fine. Well, greatest kids coach ever is Walter Murthow, Bad News Bears, and most of his calls were at the... Maybe not hard alcohol. Oh, we're just beers? I think it's lights. Lights. Lights.

Crispy boys. Yes, yes. Crispy boys. Nothing crazy. Nothing crazy. Make it something you're being thrown out of a game on a Saturday afternoon. Maybe one of the team dads got a little breweries working on, a little dream. Oh, you can't go IPAs, though. No, no, no, yeah. But I think, I think a beer, I think a beer would go a long way and just one. Tamping it down.

Yeah, just to bring. Because coaching is, listen, I was at my son's baseball game two weeks ago, and on the other side was a, it was a T-ball league. They were four-year-olds, four-year-olds, and a fight broke out. Oh, no. Yes. You tell me about this. Just to give you some context, you guys know me that I'm a large human being. Right.

And I have a pretty cool reputation in wrestling. My son's grandfather is known as the most vicious man in the history of wrestling. King Hakku, Tonga, Ming, whatever you want to call. But he, I mean, that was a character he played in the ring. He adores my son. He even is the unofficial, official grandfather of all my other kids who have no relationship. to him. But he's just this big sponge of love. And then, of course,

my former tag partner, my son's uncle, who just returned to the WWE, Tomo Lois right next to me, Tevita's standing next to me. We are three imposing dudes, right? And 6'8 and Tongans, just standing there. And we're watching my son's up to bat, and my son turns

to look, and we turn to look, and I'm talking a brawl. A t-ball, brawl has broken out. And the dad is trying to defend the honor of a woman who spit in the face of a because the umpire got the call wrong which led to screaming and yelling get this a kid forgot to run to first and he called him out because he didn't go to first and then the kid remembered and because he was four umpire said oh he did eventually go so no out and oh my gosh

the major league scouts that walked out after that happened i saw the brewers i think it was the cardinals they just walked out like oh this kid's ruined the whole game for every one. And they got into a fight. Throwing bows. Yeah. I mean, like, blow, yeah. But it was like, any video? It was like, no, you know what? And this is, I'm about to make that point. See, I'm glad you said that.

The reason why there was no video because there was grown-ass men sitting watching the other game, we stood up, turned and looked and was like, what are you doing? And the guy was like, oh, I said, there's, really? Stop it. This is enough. Stop it. If we would have got our phones out, I would have had an awesome fight. but we chose to be men that day and intervene.

That's the, I hate camera. Lead by example. Oh, I got it on film. Where's the film of you breaking it up? Just for men. Like, men need to get involved. Stop being filming, seeing a woman dragged around by an assailant. Do something.

But the fight breaks up. The police are called. The woman is like going over. She started it. But she's going back and forth or whatever. And I'm just sitting there. And I looked at the police officer. And I was like, man, on behalf of parents everywhere,

I am sorry. Like, you could be out dealing with something real and parents fighting over their four-year-old tee ball teams an out in a game that didn't matter in any sense of the thing. If your kid remembers to run to first base,

that's a win. You know what I'm saying? But we've gotten to the point where we are so divided. Even our kids' t-ball team can't lose to the other side. T-ball. T-ball. Kat, you ever been in a sports fight? No.

No? I have you been to a hockey game yet. I was hoping to get a story or something. I think if we got Timph a couple light beers in a hockey game, we get her hyped up, but we can convince her to be a Ranger fan or a Bruins fan. And then like during the first period, be like, yeah, I don't want to say anything, but that fan over there keeps talking trash about the goaltender. And cat would like, what, what?

And then feed her another beer. You know, and then maybe we'll get, because cat's wiry. Don't get a twist. Yeah, I've never been in a fight. She's never been in a fight. But that doesn't mean she's not prepared. It's been training. Not to the point where she's like Sean Hannity with his own personal dojo and retired UFC fighters sparring.

It's never too late to start something. But it's never, yeah. But it's, listen, you don't, the problem is if Timph got into a fight, no matter what happens, she loses. One, they'll bring up the fact that she's a libertarian and couldn't pick a fight, couldn't pick a side during the fight. And two, worse, if she whoops them, then of course you know you're getting sued. Yeah, that's true. You've got two blings on. I would get sued.

You would get sued. So, you know. Turn the ring around. Just for. Yeah, I always do when I walk down the street. I'm like, I tell my fiance that all the time. She works downtown.

Oh, yeah, you have to. Spin that around. Yeah. Pull the bling down. So, you know, we're going to keep her, I've been in enough fights for both of us, so we're good. Yeah.

So, you know, it is, it is with this. You know what? This was fun today. No, just where can we get this bad boy? The real cattimp.com. You can pre-order. I have also signed copies available. Or you can, you know, it's just links on my website to all the different places you can buy it.

So that's how you avoid getting the fake copies. Yeah, no, yeah, fake Tyrus, fake, is there a fake will? I'm sure there's been fake books. He's gotten to that point. So just go to my website. All the links are there for it. Pre-order it. You won't regret it.

No. And hey, thank you. Will, maybe next time I show up to do your show, you'll actually show up because the rock. No matter who goes, Celtics and 5. You heard it here. Well, thanks guys for hosting. It was a great time having you. It was a pleasure.

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