Will Cain Country - Will AI Kill Social Media? (ft. Vince August)

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

As social media increasingly dominates our lives, real life interaction has begun to go the way of the dodo, but what happens when everything you see online is no longer written by a human? Comedian, Former Judge, and Friend of the Show Vince August joins Will and The Crew to debate just how far AI can go in replacing human interaction, and how concerned you should be about the possibility of your wife (or husband) leaving you for a robot in the near future. Plus, they break down the concerning number of individuals cheering the death of a young mother in Times Square earlier this week, simply because of her place of employment.   Subscribe to ‘Will Cain Country’ on YouTube here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Will Cain Country!⁠⁠⁠ Follow ‘Will Cain Country’ on X (⁠⁠⁠@willcainshow⁠⁠⁠), Instagram (⁠⁠⁠@willcainshow⁠⁠⁠), TikTok (⁠⁠⁠@willcainshow⁠⁠⁠), and Facebook (⁠⁠⁠@WillCainNews) Follow Will on X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@WillCain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Maybe AI Datasin. Maybe the end of social media. But you and I both know that the odds are I may not get to any of them. Let's just see where it goes with Vince August on Wilcane Country. This is Wilcane Country streaming live at the Wilcane Country YouTube channel, the Wilcane Facebook page. Always here for you. On Demand, hit subscribe at Spotify or on Apple. Hanging out today, comedian, judge, attorney, frenemy, Vince August.

Citizen Kane, how are you, sir? What are you? What's up, Pat? I'm good. I'm good. How are you? Good. Looking forward to getting this case over with and starting a new one. You're talking about Lindsay Clancy? Yeah. You know what I found? And we're off.

You know what I found? We found it. true crime goes in waves. It's not a constant. So I'm going to tell you stories. So when I used to work at CNN, CNN had its sister channel, HLN. You guys remember HLN? So HLN's big deal for anybody that's too young to remember this.

Like in I'm going to go, let's call it 2005, was it was an around the wheel news cycle thing. Like 15 minute clock, maybe? They did the same stories in 15 minute increments. And they do like seven stories in 15 minutes. You know what I mean? And so the idea was that you could tune in. What do you think, by the way, the average television viewer watches television for? I think that time, you know, in radio we always talk about time spent listening.

But it's a little longer, Dan. I bet it's a little longer. Ed says eight. News? I'd put it around 15. I'm going to go 15, actually. Are we talking news? 10 to 15. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, news. I mean, based on the one station that we have here that's been on radio forever,

22-minute segments can cover everything. So I figure people maybe want to listen to half of that. So I'll go somewhere in the middle of that and say 11. Is that radio, you said? Yeah, WI. We used to doing radio? What was that? W-I-N-S used to do. Well, radio's different.

Average viewer spends roughly 25 minutes a day watching cable news. 25 a day. Okay. And by the way, yeah, is that 25 consecutive? Is that broken up? I looked at, that's just per day. Is that broken up throughout the day? That's broken up, I think.

I bet you. But odds are that's not consecutive. Yeah, I doubt that's consecutive. Because you get the morning to see what happened that you may have missed overnight and then the night stuff to see what you missed during the day. Yeah. Yeah, probably two times a day is probably what it is. So you're not far off then.

I think I'm with you. It's like 12 minutes is time spent viewing on average. And by the way, Fox, again, is always an outlier. It is really, and I'm not a company man. I'm not a hype man cheerleader. It is, like, from the moment Fox was born to today, it's insane what an outlier it is. Right? And one could argue it's even more of an outlier today than it ever has been,

because, like, our ratings are not in the same ballpark as the rest of cable news. It's not the same game. There was an article, I think I've already talked about Sun Air, so I don't want to belabor it, but in Puck News about that Democrats like Abdul-Said are increasingly realizing you have to go on Fox. And even if you're going into Lions Den of Jesse Waters and you get beat up, it's still better than going. on CNN where no one is watching you. So we're talking about the difference between 3 million people and half a million people. That's sort of the calculation, right?

And that's, I mean, we're talking about a six, sevenfold difference here. And so same thing with the number of people that keep it on all day to Patrick's point. And I'll bet you Fox's time spent watching is longer than the rest of the world. So if CNN's is 11 minutes, Fox is very likely could be. 40 minutes. I don't know. I think podcast also took a chunk of that market away because you could specifically listen and find topics you want to as opposed to turning on the news. And there's a story that maybe disinterest you. Whereas if I can find a podcast and this is what I'm looking for that day and this is what I'm into, I could listen to. So I think podcast took a huge chunk

out of CNN and a lot of, you know, more of the left liberal media. I'm not sure I agree. Tell me why. Don't just throw that grenade and walk away. It doesn't have a reason. Here's something. First round, Biden just said. Next. Bives and feelings. Done.

Out. How's that? Just walk away? What does first round by say? He said this in the chat. He says, I think Dems do that to try to get clips of owning Fox hosts, which I think is true. That's why they go on. on Fox. Well, no, I think that's

an added benefit. It's like, okay, I can't, that's happened to me on numerous occasions, James Salarico, Abdul L. Sae, whatever it may be. You take a 10-minute conversation, right? And you're like, wow, we'll really beat him up or destroyed him, or that didn't

go well. It doesn't matter. All you're looking for is 20 seconds that look good for the other guy, and then it screams Abdul Al-Said. destroys Jesse Waters. And you put it on your social media. You know what I mean?

Yeah, you go to social media. But to first round by, that's not actually the motivation. That is an added benefit. The actual motivation is that you're hitting three million people. Numbers. And within that, yeah, and here's the next part. Because within that three million, and Fox loves to say this, and it's true, more Democrats are watching than are watching CNN or MSNBC.

True. So just like first round by's, presence with us right now right like just because it's oh fox doesn't mean there's not a lot of dims watching they're not the majority but being a minority of three million could be bigger than the totality of cnn right it's the 35 year old story of howard stern why do you listen to stern half of the people love him why the other half listen because they hate them right so yeah i mean this has always been the case you're you're going to get those numbers from the other side I think, not to cut you off, Dan, I think the other side, though, isn't true.

I don't find conservatives watching CNN, MSNBC, do they? Yeah, I know some. Not as much. Not as much, but there are some. I know some Fox viewers that are watching CNN. But turn it off a lot quicker, but yeah. I think it happens to special news. Are they watching clips on social media?

No, they turn. These are older people, like, you know, 60s, 70-year-olds that watch cable news. they'll go over to CNN just to see what the Kairon says or what they're actually talking about for a second. But those are news watchers. I'm talking about the 25-minute people. True. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point.

Okay, this is where we started this. So HLN used to deliver its news in a 15-minute wheel. Their biggest personality, most famous host, was Robin Meade. If anybody remembers Robin Mead, she did like the mornings. She had assets. Remember the name. Yeah. She added assets.

Remember the name. It was a big part of the deal. I'm just saying it the way it is. It's like turning on Mexican television. One wonder. Hey, whoa. Oh, my God. It's the best.

I mean, I don't know what you're talking about. Everybody loves to play this game. I love walking into something where everybody else pretends to be sensitive and knows exactly what I'm talking about. You don't watch Mexican news. You watch Mexican weather. Turn on. You watch Mexican weather. Dude, what are you talking about? It's Mexican weather. It's Mexican news. It's Mexican game shows.

It's Mexican television. Mexicans are not shy about acknowledging what rates. At all. Ganal 447 was, yeah, that was definitely one of the channels you tuned into. Salvador Gigante? Oh, come on. Old Dawn, whatever. surrounded by

just a dude in the B costume Who's the dude in the B costume running around with nothing but T&A surrounding him on a Saturday afternoon? A hundred percent! And then we're all going to go, oh, oh, Mexico. I would love to be in one of those, I'd love to be in one of those executive meetings

from Mexican news. And they're like, what are we going to do? I got an idea. Yeah. Let's do this again. And everybody's like, great idea. All my friends are like, hey, do you know so much Spanish because you speak Italian? I'm like, yeah, that too.

Moi, my, Bueno. My, my, boy, bueno. Anyway, yeah, Robin Mead was their biggest personality. And I think it was Casey Anthony. I was working at CNN at the time. It was like 2000. I was there from like 2010 to 2015. And I'm going to, I never cared about these cases.

And it's so interesting. Another thing, I'm going to be honest with you guys. I went to this event the other night. I hosted an event. I hosted the World Affairs Council conversation with Andy Card for the 25th anniversary of 9-11. And we talked about Andy Card's memories from that day, which are pretty wild, you know, obviously, most famously whispering in the president's ear, Mr. President, a second plane has hit the second tower. America is under attack. And I hung off a lot of these people.

And these are people that are very into foreign policy, right? and one of the ladies said to me, what's the big story? What are you talking about? And I'm like, well, Lindsay Clancy, and she just gave me the blankest look. And I was the lady at the end. She said, I don't care about that stuff.

You know, like, so I used to, like, true crime, you know, what else do you call that? It's not just true crime, but like, you know, personal stories. Don't appeal to some people, but they very much appeal to other people. and Casey Anthony didn't appeal to me back in the day, but it was so big, so big, that they reformatted the entirety of HLN

to become around the clock true crime coverage. Because if you'll remember, we had Casey Anthony, and then there was another one. Jessica, am I getting the first name right? What was it? Was it the girl that was murdered in the Caribbean? Oh. Remember?

Gabby Petito? No, no, no. She was the Utah one. Yeah. Oh, God. What's her name? And she was killed by Yoron Eurodude, who ran off. Yes. On some Caribbean island. Natalie Holloway. Natalie Holloway. That's it, Natalie Holloway. Yeah. 05. Yeah. So you had, and even though it takes me 12 minutes, just like the president, this is the weave. I'm coming around full circle. We believe in you. You had a succession. of true crime trials that buoyed HLN, its ratings went way up. Casey Anthony, Natalie Holloway, Lacey Peterson was another one. So you had this like three in a row, and then it dried up. There was no like national trial that everybody cared about.

And they tried. I remember they tried to like focus on this one or focus on that one. And it didn't rate and it didn't work. and HLN ultimately imploded. Remember one time HLN was Nancy Grace, Dr. Drew. I can't remember who else was in primetime. And I don't remember what they did after true crime imploded. But this is a long way around the block to say,

do you think this is cyclical? We're living in a true crime moment. Candice Owen's doing Charlie Kirk is true crime. That's what she's doing mixed in with anti-Zionism. You know, this Lindsay Clancy, is true crime. There, and there's a... But it's national...

What's the other one? Do we have a third? It's National Inquirer true crime. That, I think, is the difference between us. I think they've taken these cases and they've kind of made them this weird kind of entertainment in this Orwellian world that we live in,

that it's not about the case. It's not about the crime. It becomes about all of the side show stuff that people are created. The Internet Detective. Yeah. So, you know, like when you look at what Candice Owens is doing, she's just like, well, here, I'm going to throw out a theory that has no one else is throwing out. And it can't be disproven.

It's just this is what I feel. And it becomes this other sideshow thing. Like even now with, you know, what's going on in this Clancy trial, this thing that everyone has to, for whatever reason, try to connect to one of the, you know, I feel like I connect with her. First of all, if you do, you should be in a hospital. You know, second of all, no, you don't have to connect with everybody in a trial. You could just sit back, watch and say, oh, my God, we're going to learn something about psychosis or whatever this is. So, you know, this notion that people have to inject themselves because, again, we live in a society. It's me, me, me.

And for whatever reason, people have to play a role in these cases. Let's take a quick break, but continue this with comedian Vince August when we come back on Will Kane Country. Two and five Canadians will hear the words you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation Walk. Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcfwalk.ca.ca.

So I think it's this national inquire thing. A fad. That's what I'm getting at. No. No. I think cop shows, court shows have always sold. You made the joke until we're on to the next trial. That's what you said.

Yeah. And I'm not, well, there's still, there's still, like, we know people care about Tyler Robinson. We know people care about Luigi Mangione if that goes to trial in December. But I want to. I wonder if like everything else this is a trend, a fad that does not last. I'm surprised Linty Clancy is this big because it is Massachusetts localized. It's not Charlie Kirk being murdered. It's not these bigger stories.

It's not a CEO being killed. You know what I mean? It's like just a smaller story. What is Natalie Holloway? What is Casey Anthony? Well, that's on a vacation. There's on a vacation. I guess it's because, I mean, she did kill her children.

That's rare, but it's just. The C. Anthony was Orlando. But like the thing is, it's can people glom on to it? And they protect it. Right. That's true. Can they injects themselves into the story? Exactly. Yeah. Because everyone's been on a vacation and they worry about being killed.

Right. Can you personalize it? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And I don't think it's going to go away because the one thing we've seen, look, in entertainment, look at movies, look at TV shows, people love court cases. They love that type of drama because you know why there's an outcome with,

regards to, you know, you become invested and there's a consequence. And people love that kind of stuff. People love the weight of consequence. Look at court TV and court TV shows. I mean, the wealthiest person ever on television is Judge Judy. I mean, think about that. But that's not true crime. No, it's not, but it's, again, it's the whole thing. People still watch it all time. Yeah, it's court. People love court stuff. People love cop stuff. It's always been a, a law and order thing because I think it's relatable on every level. Watch out for the new

judge. He's just going to say I disagree and walk out in a room. What the hell conversation is this? What kind of exchange are we having? Now that I know it rage baits him so much, I think I'm going to do it a lot. What the hell is that? I'm literally going to say I disagree. I just walk out of the room.

And then you win. It's debating skills. I think everything... I just a great judge and walks out of the courtroom. You would have been a great lawyer. It is frustrating to be on the other end of that. What? No, I think everything's cyclical.

I think cops was popular than it wasn't. I think even your invocation of Judge Judy, I don't... She's not big anymore. And I know there was Judge Joe Brown. Hold on, hold on. Cops. Everything was popular,

but it progressed into things like live PD and stuff like that. So it's still very popular. It's just a popular different way. That's something people would leave on TV and it was just beyond. Still very popular. Unsolved mysteries, all of that. Was that one with Robert Stack did it for years? Unstolved crimes, whatever it was.

People love that stuff. Women, all they do is watch how to murder somebody shows on the channel are, you know, they just sit there and with their blanket, their popcorn and watch, yeah, how can I murder my husband and boyfriend and get away with it shows? Yeah, happens to my house. You know what's wild

about that? My wife does like, when I want to put something on TV, I generally gravitate towards something that is a thriller or violent. Do you know I mean? Like, every guy does, right? Every guy kind of does. Like, are there going to be, I don't like car chase. That may make me different than other guys.

I get, when I see a car chase in a movie, I'm just like, God, come on. I'm out. I don't know. There's something about those that turn me off. But if there's guns firing and suspense and spies and, you know, a coup d'etat in Bolivia, I'm in. You know, like, and I'm relaxed. I am so relaxed. She's like, this is not relaxing.

I don't want to watch this. Can't we watch a comedy? I'm like, comedy, comedy, I don't want to watch comedy. I want to watch something like this. And then they'll turn to, to your point, Vince, some real-life murder. They'll be like to escape. Let's watch an Ed Gein documentary. Mine's make-believe.

How to kill my husband and won't pass me to remote control. Yeah. It's so true. That's their default. My wife's default is that stuff. Yes, they love it. She'll be like reading or something and just have true crime on them. Are you even watching this?

No, but it makes me, I like it. Okay, weirdo. What are you doing? Are you coming to pick up that for me, Ed? You don't need to do that. You don't want to know something, Ed, complained about yesterday. I don't even believe it's true. Thank you, Ed.

People are not your servants. I don't believe it's... I know, I know. I didn't even ask him to do it. That's a handsome guy right there. This first time I saw it, handsome guy is something about him. I don't know what it is. Is it because he's bald?

Because he's bald? He said, that's a handsome guy right there. I didn't even know. Thanks, bro. I appreciate that. Yeah, Ed told me he had to pick up one of my spent nicotine packets on the ground the other day. And I said, no, he did not. I'm so good about throwing those things away.

You've changed. But I'm super apologetic, if that's true. It was terrible. Okay. I want to talk about this because I want to talk about this. We got in this debate this morning. I think it was a debate. I think Dan disagreed with me.

Patrick was quiet and then said Elon Musk agrees with me. What am I supposed to talk, Will? They're like three of you, just overpowering the conversation. I'm just there to get that element. It's not worth it. Yeah.

I feel it. Just for the record. I have a lot of opinions, Will. Guy prepares the whole show and doesn't just to say anything. Yeah. What the hell? Well, he does his work on preparing the show. And then there's...

I'm a dog that's been kicked over and over again. Wow. just kind of like go and just flying your head. And there's something about the dog that you feel like deserves it. You're like. It's like a teacher's assistant just sitting in the corner of the room. So that's tough. I can hear him every once not trying to get in.

I'm like, nah. You do it on purpose. So I, okay, so we were talking about data centers, right? And I said, you know an argument for data centers is the rise of AI. And everybody said, whoa, what? Like, why would that be a good thing? Like, why, why? And I was like, because I am currently of the opinion that the worst, one of the worst things facing humanity is social media.

And I know, okay, old man yells at cloud or whatever on social media. Let me show you something. It's a chart that we have done a lot. And this ties to maybe the true crime thing we were talking about in men ago. The split between men and women, liberal and conservative, right? Okay. It doesn't really even matter if you think liberal's good, conservative's bad, or vice versa. It doesn't matter.

Look at the divergence. Look how widely we have diverged over where we were for an extended period of time. And then you go, when did this happen? Because it's a pretty steep curve, especially for women getting more liberal. Pretty steep curve. And the answer is you would look at that graph and you'd go about somewhere between 2008 and 2012. That's sort of where. Now, when I saw this, the person on social media that was posting it, I felt like was pointing the finger at Obama.

Like that's when we all started to go our separate ways. But it also correlates to another thing. And that is the rise of social media specifically on your smartphone. We had Facebook and we had MySpace prior to these years. Okay, but we were at a computer and they were not the same thing that we have today. And then starting in about 2009, we get X and Instagram and everything in the palm of our hand all day long. And like this Lindsay Clancy thing, I think this social media thing is, I mean, again, it's like, yeah, well, you're stating the obvious. It's really bad for us, really bad.

And so what I said is I actually think the biggest threat to social media is AI. Dan disagreed. AI is integrated into everything. It's integrated into social media. Yes, of course, algorithms, so forth. But the progression of AI and what it becomes, which is reliant on data center growth, is going to eat up the hours that you used to give to strangers on social media. media. Okay. So envision the future of AI however you want to envision it. I actually think human

beings end up with a relationship with their AI, meaning it's more like something you confide in, something you talk with, something that gives you compliments, something that gives you feedback on the way you're dressed. I think it develops into a full-on relationship, right? And if that is what you're doing, both in terms of spending time events and satisfying a base human need, social media is feeding a very, very, very base level human need. It's not connection. It's not relationships. It is a form of attention. See me.

I don't want to be anonymous. Give me likes. Give me the modern day currency. these things. But the motion is still the same. We want to be seen. We want to have other people interact with us, even if we think, by the way, we know now 50, 60 percent of social media is fake. I mean bots. Algo's AI. My point is, I envision a future in the not too far distant timeline where you're actually getting all those base level human needs from your AI, and you don't need to be on TikTok collecting likes.

I disagree. He agrees with me. Walk away, Vince. No, I really do, though. I disagree. No, I'm going to tell you why I disagree. Because I think AI is more foundational in an infrastructure way and not competitive against social media. I think AI is going to be a new type of infrastructure for computer use, for businesses, for all of those things. I think the thing about social media, the thing about Instagram, YouTube, all of this stuff is you're still dependent upon a person's ego.

You have to go to the basic psychology, ego and id. Yes. And ego will always be. Yes, this is where I am, Vince. Yeah. Ego is always, I'm the star of my show on Instagram. the star of my show on Facebook, and the way I interact with the characters, the role players in my show, is through Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, whatever that might.

With other people. With other people. You're not going to get, and listen, of course, there's bots responding to all kinds of stuff. I don't think you're going to get that from AI. The hard part is knowing the difference between who are the people, who are the AI. And when people do comment on things now, is it. going to be their true comment or is it, look, I know what I want to say.

I'm going to throw this through AI first, oh, so it cleans it up and says it in a better way. Yeah, but again, that's why I'm saying it's going to be foundational, it'll be more infrastructure use. I don't think they're competitive against each other. I do. I disagree.

People will always need people's attention. Like, people's attention. I don't think, for the record, I'm not arguing that social media gets eradicated. Like, newspapers are still around. We'll have social media. But the amount of time that you're giving to it, and the amount of people giving their time to it, both, will be, we'll go down. And we're coming at it from the same place arriving at a different location. What I mean is I'm thinking about the same base level stuff, ego and id. Okay. And it's like really, you know,

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is sort of what a human being needs. But like, we're talking about why Why are you on TikTok giving your Lindsay Clancy theory? Like, what is it really that you are getting? Endorphin rush. It's community, too. It most certainly is not community. It is not community. It's so that person agrees with me.

No, it is not. Yes, I completely disagree. It's mainly because, like, I want people to agree with my take, and I'm going to find this community of people agreeing with my take, and that makes me feel better. Right. About my time. I want my take to get likes. Exactly.

It makes me feel better about me. Exactly. That's exactly it. That's different. That's not community. Yes. What you described, Vince, and what Dan described are different things. Collecting like is not a community. That is a digital currency feeding your ego.

A community is a group of people forming a connection and having a relationship. People in the old days, MySpace, maybe you could make an argument for community. But in the modern day, algorithm world of social media, There is no community. Oh, the community. It's not. No, the community is the tribe. But yeah, it's like the mom talk thing.

Yeah. It's a community. There are niches where you want to belong to something. So all these women are belonging to something. They may be in the same herd feeding from the same pellet. That's what I mean. But they're not a real community. Oh, no, not like they're talking outside of it.

Right. No. I just mean like. Social media works is the niche. The niche is forced to you through the algorithm. And so if you're in the same niche, you do become part of the same. what came first the idea or the, you know. Right.

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to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the first. fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcf walk.ca. So like if you wanted to watch the album flip-side on TikTok. What I'm saying Vince is, okay, first of all, play Elon Musk. First, let's play. This is not necessarily him disagreeing with me, but it serves the purpose. Then when you make the robots, the robots will, um, um, well, the robots will start manufacturing the robots. So you get, recursive effect. So it starts off very slowly, but then it grows at an explosive rate. So if you say like

10 years from now, I would say there are well over a billion humanoid robots. Wow. And the productivity per robot will be probably five times that of a human. Productivity in 10 years of humanoid robots. I think this is a conservative estimate, by the way. This is one I wouldn't be willing to put serious money betting on. There will be at least a billion robots. Man, okay. He's a robot himself. A billion robots, which, by the way, I'm using that and AI almost interchangeably.

Of course, the robot's going to be running on something, and that something that's running on is basically an artificial intelligence. Right. So I think that ego id thing that, need satisfaction Vince, I'm not saying will be 100% satiated. Again, I'm not doing 100-0 game.

100% satiated by your relationship with that humanoid robot, but it will be eating, just like your Netflix viewing has eaten into your newspaper reading time, and for many, many people eradicated it, right? Or whatever it may be.

Or your TikTok time has eaten into your cable television viewing time. It's going to eat, There's only so much time in a day. And because it can satisfy some of this ego id stuff, it's going to eat into the market for people posting Lindsay Clancy theories on TikTok. I'm not, don't argue against me suggesting that I'm saying it's going to eradicate it. I'm not saying that.

But what I'm saying is for some large percentage of these, we'll call them women, who feel the need to speak into their phone. and share it on TikTok, will instead go, hey, Claude, what do you think about this? I think this. And Claude will not tell you, Claude will not argue with you if you don't want it to. It's not satisfying. It will tell you you're right. It'll tell you you're smart.

It'll tell you you're beautiful. It will do the ego things that you need it to do. And I think this is why I'm disagreeing with you. I think that will happen on small scales for people. with very niche things that feel they can't talk to another human about what their niche thing is. But when you're talking about big stories and you're talking about like this Clancy story, I think that's one. And also, don't forget this, people outside the courtroom. There's too much human interaction with this that makes it one of those things where this is women associating with women that have gone through postpartum.

A robot's not going to be able to give you that back. It's not satisfying enough. Right. Like telling you you're right and you're great. It is not. People know because you know it's fake. You know it's not real. In a way, what I'm arguing is.

Until Will gets what he wants. What do I want? You know what you want. Suzanne's already on to you. She knows it's coming. You know who's on to me? Who? Who?

Suzanne Nico. In the chat. She's on to you. What's she's saying? She's saying, when, The sex robots thing? The sex robots. Yeah.

Sex robot. He's obsessed with the sex robot. Poor Ed is going to be replaced by a roombook going around picking up his nicotine patches. What I'm, I don't even need it in a little bit. You know, the minute that thing falls, it's like, just a little R2D2 going around picking up stuff. You only use this to 75% of its capacity. Robots here. Mexicans' hardest hit.

I just want to keep my yacht being satire. Suzanne, yes, okay, the sex thing is that's what I am arguing is this. And I'm a big believer that this is going to happen. The AI humanoid robot thing is going to be a relationship.

and in that way it begins to replace human relationships. Even my argument on the sex thing has been extreme, although accurate, that it's even going to replace physical relationships. And as you go down the chain and it replaces relationships, dude, these things that are happening on TikTok, they're not real relationships. This is stranger stuff. But there's still people. And it replaces strangers.

Dan, it replaces strangers like that, like that. Wait until it comes. for your wife. Again, I disagree too. It replaces the strangers first. No. The wife, maybe it replaces the wife first and you keep the strength. And that's going to say really everything about us. Dude, I, how, please keep the strangers on TikTok.

You're going to have to lose some of your humanity. Claude, Claude, Claude, replace my wife, but please don't touch my TikTok friends. And again, maybe this is me, but I don't care. You get bored in a relationship where someone's agreeing with you all the time. That's why that's not going to happen. Vince, Vince, Claude will be whatever you want her to be. She'll be Italian, passionate, angry if that's what you want. She'll on a dime, flip into Asian subservient.

Whatever you want. All days long. By the way, for men, you're going to get variety. You're not even going to know you need it. She's going to know it. She's like, look at Vince's mood. Claudette. Claudette is going to look at Vince's mood and be like, this is a moment for Paulina the Italian.

and you're going to have it. And then it's going to be other times the day she's reading your mood. It's going to be like, not now. Not now. Don't argue with him. It's artificial. Why do you think it's not going to be that good? Because it's not another person that we're so used to. We are communal in nature.

We really are. With our own species. Right. And I know all of these people that are talking about this stuff, you know, Elon Musk, who's part robot himself. He's gone already. Yeah, the Facebook guy. Again, I live in a community where I walk my dog.

I'm around people and no one's missing that. You're old. Yeah, I am. I'll admit it. No, maybe that's part of it. And young people that maybe need to find that niche again because, you know, they identify as this very specific, non-binary vegan this. And you want to put that into a computer and spit somebody out that's an agree with you. But trust me, that gets boring because you're not, you don't change as a.

a person until you're challenged. You have to be... You're constipated in how you're envisioning this. Why are you limiting it? By the way, Instagram reads your face now. It reads your eyes. It sees where you linger. They say that Instagram can see pleasure or displeasure on your face and adjust the algorithm

as it goes to give you things. Yeah, pupil dilation. All these things. So why are you telling me that Claude at... Claudette won't read you all day long and give you what you need. And by the way, you're just thinking that means complacency, some servience, and agreement. But it's smarter than that. It knows that's not what you always want.

It knows you're Italian. It knows it's time to talk back to Vince. He digs that stuff. But younger people are already anti-AI, right? Yeah. There's some people are rebelling. Connor's telling me, yes. People are rebelling against AI already as young people.

So I just don't see this progression even going. Older people want AI more, I think, than younger people. No, also, Will. This also goes totally against your... Let's not let Patrick talk. Let's move on. Does everybody feel like moving on? Listen, they're telling me I need to talk.

The chat. People. Patrick, say something, damn it. Don't just sit there in your warehouse. Come on. I'm in a liminal space right now, offense. He's in the back rooms. This goes against, totally against your anti-NPC belief as well, Will.

So you say that a lot of people aren't NPCs, but like if we can just replace them with AI bots, then maybe they are. Maybe if there's not a lot of depth to them, maybe there's not a lot to... No, that's not. Someone goes, see an AI would let Patrick talk. Yeah.

Dan, Ed wants to know what the viewers have to say. He's producing the show now. Jesus. Thanks, Ed. He's curious. I texted Will comments. He's trying to be interactive before the Rumble takes over. I think people are...

I just want to keep my job yet again. Madison Scarpino, Fox News reporter is supposed to be on the show. I don't know if it's going to happen now. But Patrick texts me, what topics do you talk about with Madison? I'm like, are you serious? I don't know what topics I'm talking about in the next two minutes. And the first 30 minutes of this show has totally validated this. It's like, what...

If she was in the hall, she left, trust me. she should leave she should leave she just walked out um real quick before Patrick I do not think I have a contradiction between my anti-NPC thing

and this what my belief about the NPC thing my and my belief about the NPC thing is a little bit like what Vince said you're starring in your own movie and there's nothing more narcissistic

than to look at the other people in your movie as NPCs when you don't realize they're starring in their movie as well. And you're the NPC in their movie. And so it's like you walk through the world with this term NPC, which I could think of nothing more insulting than people calling other people NPCs. Really, honestly. Like call someone a racist, call them this, call them that. I mean, an NPC says you're not a human being.

You don't have agency. You don't have value. He's saying exactly. Look at his face. He's a sociopath. He's a sociopath. Or some people, that's true. There's no like media turned them into that.

Michael Malice. Michael Malice here, he would have been on my side. Yeah. Because he, yeah, I'm not sure he would. I'm not sure he would. I think he would. Everyone has, I don't think he would. He hates people.

I disagree. Do you hate people? Let's call him up. Patrick? Do you not like people? He hates people. You just don't like people. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Okay. He's making a lot. of them though. See? Except for select for a guy who age people. I'm making my own friend. My own friend group. He's making an army of

group. He's got a softball team over. But Patrick, because I think that NPC thing is so insulting and gross and narcissistic, doesn't mean I don't think human beings will turn inwardly and find their human communication in the most efficient easiest path available to them.

And that thing will be an NPC, that AI humanoid robot. We, if you, like, we're guilty of a lot of things, but we bitch and complain while adopting. We bitch about data centers and become more digital. We bitch about our bosses and then do our job. All right. Let me throw some of capitalism. But my point is, we will keep adopting efficiency and easy.

That's what we do. I'm going to throw. We bitch about offshore manufacturing and then buy the $5 shirt from China. All right. We bitch and we complain while always choosing energy. easy and efficient. And why do you think relationships are going to be exempt from that? Let me shoot you down with this argument. Gamer kids that get on, you can play against the computer or you can hook up with people all around the world and play with kids all around the

world. Gamer kids love that. No one's sitting home playing against the computer. They log on, they log on with people all over the place, and they start playing those games that way. Why? again, the human interaction with somebody far away. And you're going to say, well, you can replace that with a robot. I don't think so. And this is a, we're talking about a younger generation that loves, those gamer kids love that stuff. Love it.

It's true. Because you don't have to go anywhere. It's a pretty good argument, but it feels like, he can't even say I disagree. He didn't even say I disagree. He has nothing. His whole counter argument went away. He didn't even drop the, I disagree.

Get him, Vince. Get him, Vince. I feel like Rachel Campos Duffy right now. Yeah, my wheels are turning. Can you see it? Look at them. Behind your eyes, they're turning. No, but, like, it's a good argument.

But there's a Rachel Campos Duffy inside me going, you're still wrong. I can feel it. I can feel it. I don't know why, but you are. It's in my gut. You're still wrong. I can feel it. And I'm right, just like she's right.

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Okay. She didn't want to come into this message. Yeah, she said no. Dan can talk in a high voice if you want. Hello. That's wrong. It's wrong. Keep going, Dan.

Hello. I can't even do it. God. Let's take a quick break, but continue this with community. and Vince August when we come back on Will Cain Country. Two and five Canadians will hear the words you have cancer. That's why every step and dollar raised matters. On September 19th, join thousands in Toronto for the Princess Margaret Cancer Foundation walk.

Challenge yourself, friends, and family to walk 21 kilometers in support of life-saving research. Together, we can carry the fire and help create a world free from the fear of cancer. Register today at pmcf walk.ca. Um, oh, oh, dude, okay. All right, you got me. There we go. Now, you got me. I want to be critical on myself.

This morning, Patrick pitched me a story. This ties into everything, these social media things. He gives me this story, Patrick. Okay, there are people cheering on the murder of the lady. in Times Square, who was a vice president of Bank of America. Do you know what I'm talking about? Which means absolutely nothing. I'm sure you do. The stabbing.

Yes. The stabbing. She was stabbed. The psychotic lady from Queens and all of her rotundity out there with two knives. Who didn't know. Who didn't know who's... Randomly. And non-targeted. Randomly. And one of the two people she stabbed was killed. I believe it was a 32-year-old young.

mother, to Patrick's point, which is vice president at Bank of America. How many vice presidents do you think they have at Bank of America? She's vice president of something. I used to work at a subsidiary of Bank of America a long time ago, and everybody was a vice president. I mean, like nine sections deep. So like, there's so many vice presidents, you could just throw something and hit a vice president. Right. It's a title that they throw around.

You could be, I don't know. vice president of operations, you know. That's what you will. That's you, Ed, right? Vice president of operations. He just became it, too. Of Will Kane shows students? No, not at all.

Not even a little. But think if it was. Think if your title was vice president of operations. Everybody like, ooh. Ooh. You know, like, what is it? Oh. And that's exactly what happened with this young lady.

Whatever. Online, she's described as vice president something of Bank of America. Right? And then Patrick sends me the story that there are people online beginning to cheer it, right? Like the Luigi Mangione deal. And I'm like, Patrick, I don't want to do a story if there's six people online saying something. That's not a story.

The story there is there are crazy people on the internet. That's all that is. And he goes, well, I think it's a little more. The New York Post did it. And like, well, maybe the New York Post thinks something is a story that I don't think. think is a story. I don't know. But if it's Lindsay Clancy level, if it's Luigi Mangione level, now it's a story because it shows something, it's a mirror. It shows something about society, right? Six people doesn't tell us anything about society, but a movement begins to. So it looks like in

the meantime, Patrick, you send me this headline. It is the New York Post. Green Street Hooligans director Cheers Murder of Mom stabbed in Times Square with Luigi Mangione, me. Now, should I give that more way, Patrick? Green Street Hooligans was the soccer movie, right? Great movie. One of my favorites. It wasn't it Emmy nominated, I believe? Elijah Woods.

Yeah, was a good movie. It was about hooliganism in soccer. Now, just because this person directed a Hollywood-nominated movie, are they somebody? Does it represent something bigger? I think that's worth talking about. I don't know, but... Makes a good headline. If, in fact, we are at a point where there is a significant group of

of people cheering on a murder because of some perceived hierarchy in the financial system, health system, capitalist system, we're getting there. We're getting there to pitchforks and civil war. Or does it go back to what we've been talking about and what me and Dan have been basically saying is this is human beings trying to find the tribe, trying to find a group of people that they can latch onto as sick and morbid as this may be. Again, this is our niche. We cheer for the death of people that have accomplished more in their lives than we have. And this makes us somehow feel better that one of these people has been taken out of society. So it goes from wife, mother to, again, Bank of America VP because we have to have the older.

And it makes them emboldened. Right. Because they found other people that agree with them. Exactly. That's why there's no left and right anymore. I don't think it's a wife. This is not connected to Clancy. No.

But this could be connected to Mangione. What I'm saying is it could be connected to Mangione. But the way... Do you know what I'm saying? If people celebrate a healthcare CEO's murder and now they're like... They're the same people, though. A vice president of Bank America, that's good too.

But that's not the way the murder was originally put out. It was originally wife, mother. I think she was like a recent grad. There was a human being. Then she became her title. Then she became reduced to this title by these... Right, by these sick bastards out there that get into this. Right.

Right. But so if that's true, I'm going to indulge it for one moment. And I'm not, I'm hesitant because I don't really know that there are a lot of people doing this. But let's indulge it for one second. If they are, what does that mean? That means it is somebody well off than me. It's not the billionaire. No.

It's not the health care CEO. It's not what we hear constantly. That's what's so dangerous about this otherism and this class divide and this other thing. It starts, oh, you think AOC talking about billionaires is what it is? It used to be millionaires, right? When does it come back to millionaires? And then it's like, anybody better than you, that's the bad guy. That's the enemy.

Anybody better off than you is the bad guy. And now, anyone who's achieved more than me. devolved. Right. Anyone who would... That's what I'm talking about? Right. And again, what is this based on everything that we're seeing with which I've said is very dangerous? This DSA, the socialism thing, which is again, you know what?

No, I don't want to work hard. Let's all work the absolute minimum and we're all going to be the same. When someone overachieves or someone works harder, no, that's an enemy. I don't want, that person's bad because they're doing more than

me. Keep going. that person's enemy, that person's bad, that person's evil, that person deserves to die. I've done this with people I know. We need to eliminate that. These are not big leaps, dude. You think they're big leaps? They're not big leaps. I had these conversation with people I know who said they were glad the CEO was killed by Luigi Mangione, and I pressed them.

I was like, why? They said because he led to the deaths of people by denying claims from his company. And I was like, well, that's their argument on that one. Is it just because of that? And then if you push and push and push, they finally admitted because he was a billionaire because he was rich. It went from he killed people from denying health care claims to know he can die because he was a billionaire. And you can't have a logical conversation with these people. Hey, Dan, would you look this up to Camar Rouge?

I'm not remembering. I saw somebody compare this. Like, if we're K, K. K. I knew it. I knew it when he looked up. K-H-M-E-R. I was like,

please continue. Go ahead, Patrick. I want to hear you spell it. K-H-M-E-R-O-U-G-E, I believe. R-O-U-G. Look at Patrick. What would you put the odds on that? I say this all the same thing. Oh.

Might have been a... Paul Pot. Group form, 1960. Yeah. Keep going. What about it? Civil War during Cambodian Civil War, the group grew by capitalizing on anti-government sentiment and gaining rural support. They seized the capital.

It was U.S. back, overthrowing U.S. back government, the establishment state called Democratic Capuchia. What I wonder, Patrick, you saw the same thing I did. Was Khmer Rouge turning, was it turning neighbor on neighbor based upon, you know, class divides based upon? That's what I was curious about. We know East German Stasi turned neighbor on neighbor for self-preservation and snitching on each other, right? Have you guys, I bring this movie up all the time. Has anyone ever seen the lives of others? No.

Oh, you should go home and watch the lives of others. It's an Academy Award winning movie. It's probably 20 years old now. Yeah. But it's about East Germany. And it's about this exact phenomenon of turning people against one another and how. I mean, COVID is a small bit of it. It's happening here today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, COVID was the closest we ever felt to it. Yeah. I'm talking about living in a constant state of not trusting your neighbor on what they may say about you. I'm talking about turning your radio up so your neighbor doesn't hear you through the walls. You know what I'm talking about? Because you don't ever know what your neighbor is saying. And they may be doing it because they get an extra loaf of bread.

You know what I mean if they tell something on somebody? Absolutely. said that about ICE turning people in. I mean, absent the reward system, I think we're there. I mean, come on. Ed goes, H-O-A's. Actually, I think H-O-A's are more of a, of a,

of a tyrannical, fascist type thing. Give somebody a little bit of power. They're authoritarian. They're an authoritarian. That's more authoritarian, less you know, Dan, I used to be anti-H-O-A, and then I realized that people like me bring the values down too much.

And so really you should have HOA. Wow. There it is. Of course you'd be pro-H-O-A. Yes. I'm the one bringing everything down. I'm not going to disagree. What do you do?

Not long? Bushes go a little long, you know, and you might have a soffet that needs a little fixing up. But then it's just like everything is just completely wrecked. You got a car on the lawn without any wheels.

You got a... Is that... Do you have a car on the lawn without any wheels? Please. Are you working on it for years? It's a Jacksonville thing, but no, I don't right now currently. About 12 years when all those kids age out, he's going to have a used car lot on his lawn. Are you kidding?

I mean, how do you not follow up on right now and currently? Just saying, have I had a car on my property that didn't work? Yeah, for sure. For sure. A lot. Given. Given. It's Jacksonville. That's what you do.

If you don't have at least one car not working on your property, you're not a technically a citizen. I'm not even going to say car. I'm going to say part of a car. Sure. Would you do us a favor? Would you take pictures of like you and both of your neighbors? I would like to see your HOA violations in comparison to your name. I'm not in a really curious. No, he's not in it. Yeah, that's why he won't do it.

Yeah. I won't do it. And it's people like me. That's why I'm like, maybe HOAs are good. So they call people like me accountable. Yeah, he's a single family house in Jacksonville. That's a fascinating person. He's drive by and go, what the hell's going on in that house?

Yeah. Patrick, how many bedrooms do you have in your house? Great question. Do you mind me asking that on air? Not enough. Four. Four? You said?

Yeah. Yep. Okay, four, eight kids. Another one on the way. My mom, no, no, no. Seven. He's the eighth. okay he's the eighth so one is you and your wife presumably alone sure presumably so that leaves three

and so do you have a bunk room no and your mom lives with you too so that's two for seven kids so you have a bunk room like multiple kids in there like three girls girls in one boys and another yeah yeah right how many pets do we have pets in there too that's how we did it that's how we did it You know, that's not that weird, right? We have to. This is why I have to, like, clip out of yellow. He's got a little, one of those shorter school buses outside that he painted over to yellow. You're not, you're not far off.

Yeah, how do you haul them around? That's another thing. You got a transit. How do you haul them around? Do you have a school bus? Do you buy a school bus? Yeah, it's one of those little school buses that. You got one of those big, government auction.

Yeah. It's like a frame of a, of a, of a, of a, 550, or 250. and it's like a van. Like a full-on van? Like a real van? Like a church van. Yeah. No, not a sprinter van.

A real van. Similar to that. Like the ones with the windows. Yeah. The ones with the windows, you know, where you can't see in. A rapers van. No, no, no, no, no. Dude.

Come on. Got some crates. Everybody knows what those are. We do. We all knew what you're talking about. The seats are all crates. The candy vans. It's no.

seats in it. Just crates. This isn't the 90s, Vince. I mean, like, back in the day, you used to just put, throw kids in there, and it's like, oh, just hear a couple pillows. Yeah, listen. If you're lucky. Sitting the back of a station wagon.

Think how much character, think how much character and personality we lost. Seriously, are we just all old, but think about that. Used to ride in the pickup bed. Used to have no seats in a van. Come on. Used to, I mean. Back of a station wagon. going down a road 70 miles an hour.

Facing the wrong way, that backseat? Yeah, like a tailgunner on a B-50 to bomber. Yeah, that was the best, dude. Mac truck six inches away from you, and all you can think to do is, honk your horn! I want to hear you're a horn before I'm splattered all over the grill of your truck.

Yeah. Hey, El Camino's used to exist. You know what I'm saying? You get an ice cream. In the back room, bed of a truck. Now every car is white, gray, or black, and shaped like a box. He still want to drive in the back of the truck and the back of the El Camino.

That was the fun. I'm getting in the back. Yeah. God. Me and my kids try to play this game called Car Rainbow. So, like, you just go and you try to get, like, one of six colors. So, like, every trip you go on, you go, oh, a red car, a blue car, a purple car. You know how hard that game is now?

Like, you can't. It's hard to do. That's gay. That's all he needs to hear was Rainbow and he was out. I know. I know. Here at Pride Night and that was it His Gator started buzzing

alarms went off everything Heard Car Rainbow He's like, woof, I'm out You played Car Rainbow In Jacksonville In Jacksonville It's been great about that It's like the beginning of

Who's that Florida writer They would write They made movies Who wrote Get Shorty? Wouldn't like Get Shorty in those things A writer Like they're calling me gay in the chat.

It sounds like the beginning of... Elmore Leonard. It sounds like one of those Elmore Leonard detective novels. There we were in a station wagon in Jacksonville playing Car Rainbow. Oh my God.

Madison Scarpino doesn't know what she's missing. Knowing idea. Having no idea was what could happen. Right. Amindigo, I was thinking, see, this would have been fine. This would have been safe. And then all of a sudden, on a dime,

it's like, nope. No, we're playing some gay sex game in the back of an elephant The turntable Patrick, I'm with you. I give you a hard time. I'm 100% with you on, not on Car Rainbow.

On, on, it's fun. Man, everything is gray, white, and black, and everything's a box,

and every restaurant's the same, and we're all listening to Stella Lefty, and it's all turning into gray shit. That's what's happening. Absolutely. Where's the color? Where's the,

and it's being, done at the same time. We're pretending like we're prioritizing diversity. No, we are not. We talk the same. We use the same lingo. We listen to the same music. We eat the same food. It's, that's not good. This is real bad. And we've done it to ourselves. This is real bad. We let it happen. We are the robots. We are the robots. I hate to break it here. We are the robots. That's what I'm saying. The NPCs is it will be the robots. We are the robots. It's a grip band name. I call it. All right, let's check in with the Wollisha before we go here.

Ed, at your request, the chat is now a part of the show. All right, here we go. Fab Weld 69. I hope it kills social media. I agree, Fab. That was wishful thinking on my part. Kibrizen says, Patrick was quiet. Well, actually, quiet, Patrick.

That's you. Is that me or is that the audience? You're saying like Patrick is quiet, and then he starts to talk and you go, quiet, Patrick. First Round Buy says, exactly. These data centers are just promoting the growth of social media AI. Everyone knows this is a bad thing, yet we let it grow and grow. That's why there's this pushback to data centers. I mean, I'm not disagreeing that that's why people are pushing back.

First of all, I think you're a fraud. Not you, First Round Buy, all of us. Well, look, he's on YouTube commenting while complaining about data centers. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? No, we're all hypocritical. Yeah, we're all hypocritical to a degree. Right, because we all want the instant access of our phones, and we all want to have that quick answer. So, yeah, we do want that, but we also, you know, want some type of governor on the pedal. But also on the polling, like most people disagree with that.

Like, they're not saying that those are the reasons they're against the data centers. But I do think that it's like the subconscious thing, like David Marcus mentioned, where where there's like an element of that where we're like we understand like maybe maybe this something is off a little bit here maybe maybe things are growing a little too unnaturally if you will maybe we're in a bubble now we can't shut the guy I think that's that's what I'm saying on the social media thing we are in a bubble we are in the social media age the next age is going to look different it's not going to look like what we're doing today playing for likes to strangers on TikTok it's going to look something way different. And that's what, and my projection is this AI thing is what eats into it. But if it's not AI, it'll be something else. We're not going to be here in 20 years. We're not going to be talking about people posting their Lindsay Clancy theories on TikTok.

We're not going to be here. Absolutely. Huh. Absolutely. But everyone wants to be heard. Why would it not? Because everyone wants to be heard. Well, they'll have a new way to be heard.

That's my point. They'll have a new way. sex robot. Exactly. Thank you, Patrick. But isn't there a point? That's what I'm trying to say. But hold on. So what is the point of diminishing? Sex robots slash therapist. What's the point of diminishing return?

You're multiracial at times, at times passionate, at times subservient sex robot, who is busy cleaning your, you're mowing your lawn. But when it is done, we'll be there as quick as it can to tell you that your Lindsay Clancy theory is spot on. It sounds like my wife now. Yeah, that's like what do you mean you don't have that? 10 natural kids, four robotic kids. They'll never disappoint you.

Unless you make them. So what's the point of diminishing returns, Will? Where's the point where then we fight the robots? When does that happen? 21. No, no, that'll be fun, though. That would be fun. I say that'll be fun.

They're going to slaughter us. They're going to slaughter us. Did you see the Chinese Robot Olympics? Yeah. No chance. Did you see the Chinese robots? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

We're dead. Some of them were comically bad, but some of them you're like, oh, my God. Yeah. Like, Jason Tate says it doesn't matter what sides you're on and what show you go on. The people will clip to benefit them and their side. Facts. While Aubra Reid says, it's amazing how both sides, though, can see the same clip and both claim to own the other one. 100.

It's exactly right. Yeah, 100. Nailed it. Jason Tate is a genius, by the way. Really? calls it the tinfoil patch show featuring will can't you and jason in a community no really yeah it's one of his kids what's he call it the dan pat show the tin foil pat show featuring will cane oh he's a fan of he's a fan of tin foil hey for the record vince you're

getting rave reviews i don't know about from the elisha i don't know what they think of you from who um the robots what if you robots ed's a big fan i don't know i i'm a big fan i Ed's a big fan, and not just because you, yeah, it's not just a bald thing, I don't think. He actually thinks you're good. Listen. Patrick Stewart, Serbian Kingsley have said good things. I'll fight to keep him in the country. Rob Savinelli.

There's some people, yeah. Oh, Rob Savinelli, I never thought about Rob. Rob's a friend, used to be in the business, so he has an eye for talent. But I never thought about the Italian last name thing being a problem there. It could be some tribalism going on. It's going on. It's going to be me and Ed sitting on a couch watching Canal Guadon. If I rewound the clock to your ancestors,

their last name's not August, right? No, my last name's not August. That's my stage name. Stage name? First name, middle name. Yeah. It's created by an area robot. My full legal name is Vincenzo, August, Sicari.

So you know the movie Sicario? Yeah. The Italian version of that doesn't have the O at the end. And August was a mistake at the hospital. Oh, my. My gosh, I never even knew. A long line of assassins is amongst us. Wow.

Yeah, you're sitting there. We just missed your month where. You're over there. You're Sicilian too, right? Palermo Sicily. Yes. Aren't those the bad ones? Italian Sicilian assassins turned comedians.

Off, off the show. Off show, I'll tell you who my grandmother's cousin was. It'll blow your mind. Uh-oh. Yeah. be nice to him. Why off show? I'm not throwing that shit out. Are they still on a list? Um, past,

passed away, but very well known. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, don't tell me. If they're on deportation list, I will narc on you. Yeah. Well, I know you will. I know you will. I know you will. I'm going to call Tom Homan right now. Cicero, I can't say it, but it means assassins. It didn't even come close. They didn't even come close to that. Yeah. 1211 Avenue of America's right now. Yes. Yes. Okay. All right.

In fact, can we book you at 3 o'clock central time on the Will Cain show? Have him in Manacles, please. Thank you. That's a good tease for the Will Cain show later. Make sure you check out Vince August at Vince. Vince, is it Vince runs his mouth? No, that's Tim Young. It's Vince August 23.

What the hell is that? I've been on the show now for three months. It's like I'm just meeting the guy. That was such a Freudian slip. Talk about sociopath. Jesus. I gave him a bio. Every day.

Vince wraps his mouth. The guy who shows up for the show. The funny thing is, I didn't read it. No, he throws on a earpiece. I know Vince. Good enough. I don't need to read his bio. 1159 with 58 seconds.

He comes thrown a earpiece on this guy. Gee. Check him out. Vince runs his mouth. We'll see you again next time. Listen to ad free with a fox. News Podcast Plus News Podcasts plus subscription on Apple Podcasts. And Amazon Prime members, you can listen to this show, ad-free on the Amazon Music app.

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