Will Cain Country - WNBA Has A Problem: Let Freedom Play?! (ft. Tim Young & Dan Dakich)

Episode Date: August 12, 2026

She doesn’t shave her legs. She wants to cancel the Fourth of July. But despite it all, Francesca Hong got 40% of the vote in Wisconsin. When will the Democrats finally admit they have a problem? Comedian and Friend of the Program, Tim Young joins Will & The Crew to help bring some common sense to the insanity, and react to a devastating revelation about Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.Plus, Host of 'Don't @ Me' On OutKick, Dan Dakich joins the program to break down the male athletes forcing the WNBA’s hand on the issue of men in women’s sports.Subscribe to ‘Will Cain Country’ on YouTube here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Watch Will Cain Country!⁠⁠⁠Follow ‘Will Cain Country’ on X (⁠⁠⁠@willcainshow⁠⁠⁠), Instagram (⁠⁠⁠@willcainshow⁠⁠⁠), TikTok (⁠⁠⁠@willcainshow⁠⁠⁠), and Facebook (⁠⁠⁠@WillCainNews)Follow Will on X: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@WillCain Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The weakest candidate in modern history. A candidate who wanted to cancel Thanksgiving. A candidate that doesn't shave her legs. A candidate that wants to cancel the 4th of July just got 40% of the vote in a Democrat primary. Give Enos Canter Freedom. Give Royce White the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Give them the Oscar. Give them the award.

for exposing the biggest insanity for what it is in recent memory. With comedian Tim Young and outkicks Dan Dockich on Wilcane Country. It is Will Kane Country. Hopefully, with audio streaming live at the Willcane Country YouTube channel, the Wilcane Facebook page, but always available by following us at Spotify or on Apple. As a follow-up to our rough start yesterday, presume we're streaming live today with audio on YouTube and on Facebook. If we're not, I'm sure you're going to be ready to jump into the comment section and let us know about our failings.

Much deserved that criticism. But we're back here today. And we have with this comedian and mediator at the Dallas Express, Media Fellow at the Heritage Foundation, Tim Young. What's up, Tim? I have to have a lot of jobs to pay the bills. I think this is the best lineup of topics we've ever had in my being here. I think they're all going to be really, really good today. I'm very excited about them.

I will say this, though, Will. I have to criticize your social media team. I think it's hilarious. Last time I was here, and God bless, you let me come into the studio when you're not here with Casey Smith. I'm on the show, and there's clips that come out from social media. And it's like the social media team just, I guess they hate me. They cut me completely out of everything. You would have never known I was here.

Really? And she's talking about Fauci. And it looked like when the camera cut to me, they put the picture of Fauci up. I know I'm not the best-looking guy. But it was just, I was cut completely from all the social media. Amazing. Amazing. What do you have to say for yourself, tinfoil pat? It was on purpose.

I mean, look at that face. I wouldn't. I wouldn't want it on any social media. I don't know how people follow me on anything. I'm thankful today that he did so. But back in the fall of 2023, when I went to the much esteemed and celebrity-filled box of the Army, Navy football game. Elon Musk, Pete Hagseth,

Dave McCormick, President Trump, Sean Ryan, now one of my least favorite people in media was in there, and it ended up as such that there was a picture of me, J.D. Vance, and Sean Ryan together. I'm cut out of every picture that's posted by Sean Ryan.

It's just a solo picture of Judy Vance and Sean Ryan. You get it. Your social media team hates me. It's okay. I understand. I don't like me either. And that's fine. It's good. I don't have a fragile ego.

Same. So. I mean, I brought it. What is this? First, why is there, you probably don't, oh, you don't even know. I get what this is. Ellie and I discussed that. First, this.

This is a, what is this? Is this anime? That's an anime statue. You know, you always make fun of me for going to arcades. And I thought I'd bring some of the joy. Actually, I realized just how bad it is to go to arcades. That is the most decent figure that I've wanted in archaids. arcade that I could bring into a professional

setting. Because they're all sexier and more revealing than this? Yeah, it's disgusting and I'm ashamed of myself now actually. I really went through a thing last night when I was trying to figure out which one to bring in because I got a couple of these in the house. So anime is a they are sexualized cartoons. It's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. Well, how does that make you trans

then, Patrick? Well, it's a slippery slope. The story's anime makes you trans. Yeah, so you you start to identify as a woman and then you think what is the most feminine thing I can think of? And you go, anime figures. And then you want to look like that.

And that's what happens. You try to look like that. You never occurred to me. It's never occurred to me. And I like certain anime things. It's never occurred to me dressed like a woman. This is why Ellie has put a can of A&W mini root beers on the table. I didn't plan to do this, but such is the nature of this show.

Okay, we're going to start with the most important stories first. Patrick, do you know this? Okay. If we go to the restaurant, you, me and Tim, lunch, no alcoholic beverages are being served, okay? Darn. I order an iced tea. That's what I do. Unsweet ice tea.

Patrick says, I'll just stick with water. And Tim orders a root beer. Do you not look a little side eye at him for ordering a root beer? No. Well, I never. I never judge people's drink order. Yeah, you're, I actually, I don't know about, I'm guessing, Tim, this, I'm on uncharted territory with you here, so, you know, I could be stereotyping you and clicheing. Patrick, I actually expect that answer from. For some reason, it fits. You know, the guy who lives at Taco Bell would be here to stand for root beer. I want to tell you what this conversation is not about. This conversation is not about whether or not root beer is good, okay? Everybody likes a root beer. Yeah. This is what I'm trying to communicate to people. Ellie orders root beer. beers. A lot. Okay. She's 23, 24 year old. And I said to her yesterday, listen, I think you've grown

a lot. You've grown up a lot in the past year and a half. You're really becoming a professional young woman. You've got to stop ordering root beers. It doesn't look good. And she's like, what are you talking about? And I'm like, listen, root beer is the fourth grade of drinks. It really is. It's right above a juice box. Kindergarten and preschool is a Shirley Temple. The only thing more juvenile than a root beer is a Shirley Temple. So you have now, you're an elementary school age at the root beer point, right? Then everybody knows what happens next. Middle school, into high school, you're a sprite drinker, right?

And then one day you grow up and you go, you know what, I actually like Coca-Cola or even better yet, Dr. Pepper. But those are adult soft drink beverages. Correct. Can we agree? I agree with that. Have I nailed this? Yes. And in fact, children don't like Coca-Cola or Dr. Pepper.

They find it too bitter or something. This is more sugar. How much sugars in it, root beer? All of it. So I remember doing birch beer at Pizza Hut when we do Book It, and you stopped doing birch beer. Did you ever do birch beer? Was that a thing that was national?

I don't know what that is, no. It was basically root beer, but specific to, I never saw it outside of a Pizza Hut. And you stopped drinking birch beer because it's too sweet at, like, Nine. Like when, when, like, you're in the middle of bucket and you go through this thing and you're like, this is, this is a lot. Right. And like, I got the pizza too. Like, you started to feel it. And I was a chunky kid. I'm a junkie adult. But like, yeah, no, you stopped drinking this at like, nine. Now, that doesn't mean I don't, I wouldn't have a root beer. You know, perfect place for root beer is on a road trip. Who orders a root beer float, though? But you know, you stop at a gas station. You're on a four hour drive. Like, you know what? A root beer could be nice. I'm not a root beer float person. No, I'm not much.

It's gross. I'm not a full person either, but root beer is a great drink, especially with pizza. When you pair it with pizza, it pairs with certain things really well. When you're nine? No. The overarching point is root beer can't be your order. If you have a few exceptions somewhere where you're like, oh, a root beer, but a root beer can't be your order. Let's try this another way.

Okay. You're a 30-year-old woman. you're still single. You're out on a date. Met the dude on, what does everybody meet him on? Hinge. Hinge. Met him on Hinge.

Okay? Go out. You're having a meal. You're not drinking alcohol for whatever reason. You know, and he orders a root beer. Are you telling me she doesn't judge him? She judges. Of course she judges him.

There won't be a second date. She would go home and be like to her friends. How would it had to go? Well, great. But, you know, there's this weird day. What? He ordered root beer. Come on.

That illustrates everything. I agree. Have you ever seen the fancy soda thing that Mormons do? Yeah. There's actually, when I was on vacation, they had a whole pop-up, like, I don't know if it's a chain restaurant. All they sold is dirty sodas. Is that what it's called dirty soda? Yeah.

I don't understand that either. It's like you take a soda and you make it more sugary. Yeah. And like, again, like I consume a lot. And I consume a lot of, it's more, mainly alcohol, but harsh tasting alcohol. I don't understand the sweet drink thing. at all. I mean, this is black coffee. I don't understand sweet drinks, period. Okay. I want to get to some serious stuff here in just a second, because we're going to be

joined by Dan Dockich. And once Dockich comes, it's going to get real serious around here. So I've got a, I've got to, um, so this has an alcohol corollary as well, right? Like, if you're being real, the, okay, if somebody came in and said, this is my contention, I'd like a jack and Coke. You have a better chance of being IDed. that is a starter drink. I'm not judging Jack and Coke. I still think there are moments wherein you can order it Jack and Coke.

But if you're 1920 and you're sneaking into the bar, what are you ordering? Jack and Coke. Jack and Coke. Worse as a Cosm. Maybe rum and Coke is a little bit lower. Yeah. Like that's a real starter drink.

Yeah. Because obviously, it doesn't matter what you put in it. It's Coca-Cola. It doesn't matter. What brand? What, you know, what type of rum would you like, sir? Yeah, no, no.

The stuff with paint chips in it. I was at a lunch once where somebody ordered three rum and cokes and nobody else was drinking at the table, which is a whole other conversation. That dude's ready to party. He's like, you're driving home, yeah. All right. Real quick, just to defend root beer and Sprite, okay,

as a person who doesn't really drink caffeinated beverages, for the most part, they're really the only beverages that don't have caffeine in them. So, like, you know. Soft drinks. Right. As far as Jack and Coke, I just go to the bar

Because like otherwise Like you don't know if they have what you want You know they're gonna have the brand do you want It's like what else do you order? It's like it just keeps it simple Like I'm a I'm a simple kind of guy No The bartender

No I'd like a tequila soda What type of tequila would you like? Do you have Lalo? Cussamigos any of those will work whatever When you go to Chick-Fleigh And you get a number one Do you like special order

A bunch of stuff on it or do you just get the regular chip-flake sandwich? And then I just, if I don't want the pickle, that's not what a bar is. No. But that's not that's a bad analogy. That's not the same thing to a bar. A bar is not a fast food restaurant.

They have a lot more. You're saying, I like to keep it simple. They have a couple of, they have a couple of. All right. Francis, Francesca, Francesca Hong has lost her run for governor of Wisconsin, but she lost it by a razor-thin-y-demeanor. margin of, I believe, only 12,000 votes. Scary. Yes, that's the takeaway for me.

It's not the rejection of socialism. She got 39.3% and the winner got 39.9%. Something like that. I think that you sit here and you go, not only is you socialist, she was objectively a horrific candidate. Yes. A horrific candidate. Of course, she has all the crazy stuff she said in the past and all that.

but she's also a boob in explaining her past. Like everything is just stupid. And she got almost 40% of the primary electorate. Didn't she also say that she hated or she had some sort of problem with whiteness and her child is half white? And she literally made that direct. Yes. Proximity to whiteness because of her biracial child. That is, it is so nutty.

But again, I saw some voters. They did some men on the street type videos talking with these like female voters. And they're like, oh, she's just like me. She's just like me. She's a woman. She understands it. If that's the baseline, we need to have better communications from the Republican Party and everyone else, even the Democrat Party. If the Democrat Party doesn't want to go completely socialist, which debatable whether or not they want to do that, the communications from our side needs to be able to break away this electorate that is like, oh, she looks like me, so I'll vote for her automatically.

What does that mean she looks like me? She's a woman or she is whatever. And so they automatically, they talk to a bunch of women voters. I saw this video. And they're basically saying, oh, because she's a woman, I'm going to vote for her. That's it, period. Done. And that's scary.

It was bad enough when it was Hillary. But now, like, at least Hillary. Like, Hillary seems sensible compared to Francesca Hong. All right. Well, on that same note, I have sad news to report. AOC has split up with her long, her, have they been engaged for four years? Five years, isn't it? Five year engagement.

Four or five years. Fiance Riley Roberts. I've never paid much attention to him. Didn't know he was a ginger. He kind of looks like an adult cabbage patch kid. You don't remember him with the little sandals on in Florida during COVID lockdowns? No? No.

I think Santis actually just posted a picture about it after all the Fauci stuff went down because they fled to Florida during the COVID lockdowns. Very famous. Let's take a quick break. But continue this with comedian Tim Young when we come back on Will King Country. Real Canadian Superstore has everything you need this back-to-school season. Save on lunchbox savers like Ziggy's sliced deli-meat products for always $375. And get life brand pure Vita shampoo or conditioner for $8 each.

At Real Canadian Superstore, when you're ready, we're ready, with a whole world and more. Now we know why AOC is freezing her eggs. She broke up. What do you think the final straw was? They were together for five years, engaged for five years. They didn't get married. I believe, and this might be me being a conspiracy theorist here, I believe they weren't married because you can hide your financials when you're not married.

When you're married, your partner has to disclose where their investments are. And he can get all the kickbacks from the member of Congress or the insider trading stuff. This is why you think they broke up? No, no, no. No, I think that's why they weren't married. Oh. Because then they can't dig into finance. No, I think she's a very modern woman.

And this was never a fully committed relationship. And a five-year relationship engagement reveals there was never a big intention to make. Mary and and Patrick has a video, but I said, I don't think I want to play this video because we don't know that she's talking about him, right? Be honest, Patrick. There's a video going around where people are saying she's twisting off on him, but you don't know she's talking about him. I don't know. It's totally out of context. Correct. It could, it could not be about him at all. It's just the timing and the fact that it was deleted make people assume, jump to conclusions, if you will, yes. Regardless, whether or not it's about him or not, I mean, I do think the takeaway is

we definitely need to consider this person having access to the nuclear codes. It's scary. AOC is definitely the type of serious person we need in the room when we're talking about the potential for World War III. Well, listen, do you think that the final conversation, the final straw was, she's talking about running for office and goes, hey, you're not going to win. Don't do it. You think I think he, I think he's like, hey, hey. Oh, listen. Maybe, maybe don't.

Maybe don't. It might have been you, Tim. If she's running for the next level, right, the president. presidency, maybe they're going to connect her with a nice celebrity to hook her with a Hollywood guy. Remember how Cory Booker suddenly had a famous girlfriend back when he was running for president? Yeah. Who would be the perfect AOC fiancé? Like, who is the Hollywood lib that, like, George Clooney's too old.

Ruffalo's too. And he's with somebody. Yeah. But it would need to be a Clooney-type figure. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, who is that on the younger generation? Oh, what about that one comedian?

the 9-11 dad I had no idea I had no clue did it our Kardashian I'm just No it won't be a Cartoon Davidson Oh P

No not serious enough Can't consider him the first dude No he just got He just got all his tattoos removed It's got you know how Clooney Fashions himself Is sort of You can picture him reading the Atlantic

And attending conferences in Europe Over global climate change Is Vecaneh too old? I don't I couldn't see McConae's got a wife Okay. And yes, he's too old. By the way, I never consider a wife to get in the way of one of these setups.

But I don't know who it would be. Timothy Shalamee? Hey. He's too young. Yeah. Who's the guy in Twisters that they were pushing everywhere? Glim Pau? Yeah.

I'm going to make a bet that Glim Pall's not a lib. I think he's considered. I hope so. But he's not ever going to say it. But there's something about him. Kind of like the Chris Pratt thing. One day he'll show up with a coming ticket shirt. Yeah.

I don't think. Also, unless he's been totally indoctrinated. Really wanted to be in Top Gun. So like him, John Ham, they're like, we really wanted to be in Top Gun. Money didn't really matter. And I think that that kind of tells you who they are. I do believe that they're going to connect her with some sort of Hollywood guy if she's running for president. I think there is going to be that, but I can't.

I love how you and Patrick did that. they thing. They're going to connect her. Who's going to connect her with all? When we are right, and they do it. By the way, the AOC woke 1.0, that was crazy. I saw great tweets. Robs-Pierre, after all the beheadings. That thing was crazy. It was rough back then. We're different now. But this is AOC three months ago. So just when you think that she's repositioning to some type of, you know, whatever she's doing, distancing herself from woke 1.0. No. This is her three months ago. And how black Americans really created democracy in this country.

That's exactly right. How they literally made something from nothing. It is. Black Americans created democracy. I said that that clip. That's three months ago. That's the point of this. You know, you're going to.

Socrates, take a back seat. Yeah, yeah. Three months ago. I was like the podcast host that they sit down with and say this nutty stuff. There's that woman from the New York Times. I don't know who this is. But how she was like deeply nodding. Oh, yeah.

Oh, man. Oh, the best, yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. I come on here and talk about soda and you look at me. You're like, get out. You don't even start to nods like out of the studio.

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The host of Don't At Me on Outkick. Dan Dockich is joining us here in just a moment. I'm going to set up what I want to talk to Dan about. So I am in love with what's going on with Enos Canter Freedom and Royce White. I think it is absolutely incredible. Stunning and brave. Enos Cantor has officially declared his eligibility for the WNBA. And he's put out a workout video.

He's getting ready. So here is Enis Cantor Freedom training for the WNBA. He's working out shirtless doing some bicep curls He's in great shape by the way Enis Cantor really keeping it tight He threw on like I'm Every Woman behind that He did have a song like that I think he did have that

It's awesome And this is my favorite Oh that was a right thing You can't play it because of the audio Because of that song This is what somebody said I'd absolutely love this Samuel Say Said on social media

This is why you shouldn't allow your children to have Social media accounts There are naked women everywhere Enos Cantor Freedom really blowing up standards and practices here. Shirtless on the Internet working out. I mean, we can't have that. I don't want to throw this too far off. But did you ever see the Brittany Griner video with no shirt on playing basketball?

Yeah, I did see it. Very similar. Very similar. That's all. That's all. I'll let that go. All right, we're joined now by Dan Dockich from Outkick. Don't at me. Dan, I want to talk about this story. Now, here's the thing.

Everybody's like, oh, the story, we've been doing it. This story has taken off. a new life of its own, for me, in my mind, with Roy Swye and Enos Cantor and the response to them. And what they have done is a gigantic public service of exposing the cognitive dissonance of everyone that has been advocating for trans people in sports. Well, what they've done is what Clay Travis has done. And that's if you're going to be an absurd league, you're going to get absurd suggestions. I mean, think about it.

I mean, this is an absurd league. Now we've got Stephanie White, who originally said she didn't know the biology between men and women. Look, Trey's doing it. He's selling a bunch of merchandise. I'm volunteering to coach in Nashville balls. I'm a great women's coach. I had a women's basketball camp for years. And what Royce White and Cantor are doing is simply calling a bluff.

And now we'll see what happens. But I'm so proud, Will, fellas, I'm so proud that Cantor used my voice. in one of his hype videos. Cantor is doing something. It was my voice. I'm proud to be so... It's a bullshit league, played by bullshit people, ran by bullshit people, and a bullshit media that covers it, and it's just getting exposed.

Sorry if I'm swearing you... Hold on real quick. Stephanie White, you bring up. She's the coach of the Indiana fever, right? So after the incredibly terrible foul by Dijanae Carrington on Sophie Cunningham, she basically defended Carrington, the opposing player, not her player, right? And a lot of people pointed this out, Dockage. And as much as people like White or the rest of the WMBA want to pretend,

quite honestly, that it's you, Docch, or it's me, or it's Clay Travis, attacking the league. this, the way she behaved after that as a coach, I saw it got the attention, for example, of former ESPN anchor Linda Cohn. Linda Cohn was like, this is ridiculous. I've never seen a coach not have her players back and support the opposing player who has basically attacked your player. So White now has gone to the podium

and here's what she had to say about that. We'll win. Grace will win. Humility will win. and kindness will win. I stand by them. I will always stand by them. Everybody else can go to hell. No.

And she gets up in Leagues. This is really, really bad PR. They are, it feels like the league is collapsing under the weight of its own cognitive dissonance. There's a lot of things there. One of the things is nobody created, Well, first off, she's reacting, in her own words, to online. No league word in the WNBA.

They're so worried about online communities, online narratives, online this, online that. It's nonsense. I mean, first off, who cares if you're seriously? Second, the creating the narrative are her. You know, she didn't defend Sophie Cunningham against the foul. Like I got no problem with the foul. I got no problem. You're playing hard.

Somebody wants to knock you out. They knock you out. But the whole white privilege thing, you know, all that. But I coached literally from college at the highest level of Indiana to eighth grade through 12th grade. What's thing to do with the next player? Period. I mean, you protect your player. The other thing is Stephanie White's doing a horrible job for women's coaches.

I'll tell you why. A lot of talk about who's going to be the first woman head coach in the NBA? Is it going to be Becky Hamm? Is he going to be Jenny Butech here in Indiana? Is it going to be Stephanie White? Well, you tell me, I mean, I don't care if you're black or white. You're an owner in the NBA. You want that crap coming into your league?

You want that. That's all that drama where you're so worried about online nonsense that you have to address it. Remember, this is a woman that not only didn't defend her player in the Dijon Carrington thing, she didn't defiant her. Caitlin Clark when she got throat punts in a game, and she made a big deal. about Alyssa Thomas. AT is a tough player. I know she didn't defend Caitlin Clark, has never

defended Caitlin Clark. And she is not pulling over. I don't know if you guys know this, but she's not pulling the wool over Indiana fans eyes. They booed her last night when she was introduced before the game at the fever game. They booed her. And you got to understand this about Stephanie White. She's missed basketball out of Indiana. She went to Purdue as a national player at the year at Purdue school in Indiana, led Purdue, the boilermakers, the women Boyle of America, whatever the hell they call themselves, to a national championship. She is on the Mount Rushmore of women basketball players ever. Maybe on Mount Rushmore of all basketball players in the state of Indiana.

But now she's being because she's full of crap, totally complete. She is the one that decided she is going to stand up for a community and not her players. And she has said she's talked about, we're about. inclusion. We're about blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't know the difference between the biological difference between men and women. She's shown herself to be an idiot, and it's all on her. Not an online community. It's all on her. That's fascinating context. I didn't know she was such a big deal. I didn't either. And she's getting booed. Oh, so I'm, I'm thrown, I'm thrown by this because like if you want to be considered an equivalent league to the NBA

in any other sport, which they should, why is the coach talking about grace and kindness? I don't want to hear a coach ever talk about grace and kindness. And then storming off, obviously, is another, like, cult temper tantrum. But I don't want to hear that, like, kind talk. I want to hear, like, go out and fight. We're going to go out and fight. We're going to stand up for our players, blah, blah, blah. But like when you start bringing in kind of like feminine terms to it, I think it takes away from the league. Well, hold on, Doc. So, okay, you said she's standing up for a community. So this is what I think's happening. Just before that background. So White, I will not grant her that, what you said, that she's standing up for a community.

This is like people in a congregation who have been preached a certain message, and that message has to be digested. It has to be ingested and digested whole without any critical thinking. So she's not the preacher. She's a congregant. Okay. And the congregants in this message is it's generic terms like grace, kindness, inclusion, and so forth. And so she's in the tent. And Jim Jones has told everyone that the Kool-Aid is what you're supposed to drink. And a few people in the tent have started to go, I'm not liking what I see here to the people who've done down the Kool-Aid. Well, Stephanie Weiss just one of the congregants who've been like, what are you talking about? We're in this together. We're unified. this Kool-Aid tastes good. And so she keeps doing this at the expense of her own players, to your point, Dockage. But this is why I call it the weight of the cognitive dissonance.

You can't keep that up. And this is what, in my mind, makes Royce White and Enos Cantor so great. And honestly, Clay has done his own greatness on this stuff, and I'm going to point out something Clay is suggested in just a moment. But it took someone like Enos Cantor and Royce White to do this. The cognitive dissonance, this is it failing. Let me give the illustration. Every lefty. And honestly, a few righties, too, that I've seen, don't seem to get the bit.

They don't get it what's going on, right? So you get one of the Krasenstein twins, most online lefty dudes out there. You've now got this guy tweeting, real men don't play women's sports. losers. Yes, exactly, Krasn-C-Chi. That is their point. That is what they are saying, and now you get it, right? You get it.

It's not over. It's all over the place. Here is a comedian. Here's a comedian. She tweets, do it then. No, actually do it. Commit to the bit. Take hormones.

Get facial surgery, breast augmentation, change your name, live as a woman. Anything less is cis male cowardice. coward is. So in there is the word bit. It's a bit. And it's over. I cannot. Stephen Jackson, Stephen Jackson went on to social media, smoking a spliff, right? And it was seemingly going after Royce White and Ennis Cantor saying they're losers. They're not real men. No real men would do this. You're a joke. You're a grifter. And the response to Stephen Jackson should be, Exactly. Exactly, Stephen. That's the point. And it's not just Royce and Enis. Thank you. This is why what they've done is so genius. They're now forcing these people to say out loud what everyone's been saying.

You know, to the comedians, when he was trying to make this broader point, right, about you got to go do this. Leah Thomas didn't do that. You know, you talked to Riley Gaines. Leah Thomas had a package. sitting right there in front of everybody in a locker. Leah Thomas. Dan, I saw a stat that 90% do. I saw a stat that. And I don't know if that's accurate, but 90% of trans females, so male to female, don't have general surgery. I mean, remember the nuclear chick that was stealing luggage in the Biden administration still had a beard and a shaved head? Yeah.

He was trans. That's what I'm saying. Look, back to Stephanie White just for a second. You got to understand something about Stephanie White. She lives in that community. Like she is married to Lisa Salter's African-American sideline reporter. So what community does she have to live in? You know, she comes out and she starts ripping on African-American women.

She's living with one. And, you know, I'm not giving her the benefit of the doubt because I think she's really stupid. She's just not strong enough to stand up. But to your point, this fraud, not fraud, this exposure that white and the same thing to say, have done is perfect, in my opinion. It's perfect and it's done absolutely at the right time. You know, if you did it a while back, they did it right after Stephanie White said, I can't, I'm not smart enough to know the biology. And as soon as that hit, those guys did their thing. And frankly, timing is everything. And they timed this up absolutely right. So you're seeing what

you're putting out. And I think it's absolutely brilliant. Let's take a quick break. We continue this conversation with Tim Young and out kicks Dan Dockich when we come back on Will King Country. Can we get your expert basketball analysis really quick on something here, Docich? Okay, current 2027 WNBA draft rankings. Okay, top five prospects. Number one, Enis Cantor, seven foot former NBA center. Number two, Royce White, also center, six eight.

And then number three, Julie Tatar. the French dude, who's 6-6 dominating League 2 over there in France. I will say, Doc, it's this is where your basketball expertise has to come in. I don't know how good League 2 women's basketball is. I know we're giving this guy a lot of flowers because he's grabbing 20 boards and scoring 20 points, but he's not doing it in League 1 in France. And then finally, Juju Watkins, Guard from USC, is your first real female coming in at number 4. Is that your rankings too for the draft?

Well, to the French dude, I don't go by who she-hees playing. against. I go by he, she's movement. And that dude can ball against women. I don't know. That dude is ripped, big, strong, ready to go. Canter and White, I think Cantor jumps to number one because he's posted the video. And if you saw the video, I mean, not much of a rack on him for those of us that appreciate him. And boy, boy, he's ripped, he's in shape. He's ready to rock and roll. So he, unless Royce White post something, you know, but right now, the combine says,

Cantor first, White second, tight third, and, you know, Juju Watkins, really nice little girl, really nice little player. But step aside, ladies. The men are here to play. How offended, how offended should Royce White be that he's not even the number one prospects in the WNBA draft. He shouldn't be. He shouldn't be. What a bonus for

he can't be drafted number one. He's been running for Senate. Hey, it doesn't matter how good he is on the court. He's got a little promotion going here because Candler's video, you saw it. Hey, like I said, I like a little more up top out of my women. But, hey, that dude is ripped.

You put that dude in a bikini. Maybe, hey, you can re-rack. You can go see a plastic surgery. You can get yourself a set of double D's. He'd be the perfect bail dude. Royce has invested in some good hair. He's got some very nice hair. He's got a very nice wig.

And so he's committing to the bit, as that woman said. A lot of wigs in the WNBA. A lot of wigs. That can't be what defines a woman. I dare some other woman to try to rip that woman's wig off her head. I have to use dog pronouns. You guys are using my pronouns. I'm getting the lashes.

I'm getting my nails did and I'm getting my lashes, eyelashes did. I don't think he can match his hair. And you know what? there's always room for the Rachel Maddow look in the WNBA. There's always room for Keith Oberman look in the WNBA. The Rosie O'Donnell and its canter goes that direction. Go ahead, Patrick. Royce White has character issues because he can't fly.

So you have to deal with that. So he can't get on the chartered planes that they have to go to the games. He has to have special privileges. So I think that's what we get him a rap bus. Yeah. So you have to account for that. I wonder if that drops in first. Right.

Julia Tart just went to number two because Royce White's not going to make all the games. Yeah, but he ain't dropping behind number four. Yeah, I know this is in the comment section as we speak. I know on YouTube this is being said. So let me say so. This is fascinating to me. Somebody is saying, and I'm going to pick up on this word I've been using today, cognitive dissonance, somebody, multiple people are saying, Republicans are obsessed with this.

with this. They're obsessed with people's gender, their private parts. This is a nothing issue. All right, this came up. Harry Sisson was on Outkicks Tommy Laren Show. Harry Sisson is one of these. I don't actually know what Harry Sissons. He was kind of an influencer they built up to be like the young, the youth of the Democrat

party. The young leftist. The young left influencer. And he tries this bit with Tommy of like, this isn't important. Watch this exchange. Should men play women's sports? So wait, just to be clear.

all the topics in America right now. I think it's an important one. Of housing. No, no, no, no. That's not what I asked you about. No, I'm going to get to it. I'm just making a point broader. I think it's important.

Okay, great. And I'm happy to engage with you. Let's do it. No, no, just to be clear, I think it's an important topic. I hear you. I hear what you're saying. But what I'm saying to you is of all the issues we have in the United States right now, housing prices, grocery prices, inflation, global conflict, domestic conflict, ice,

immigration, all these topics. One of the most important to you is men and women's sports. Sure. Okay. First of all, I love how Tommy handled that. Yeah. Unapologetically. Yes.

He's trying to make her admit, well, it's not the biggest deal. I mean, those are all bigger issues, but and explain, and she doesn't explain it at all. Yes. It's important. Bravo. That's how you handle that. Yes. Yep.

But here's what I would have said, and I would have done it wrong, because this is how I feel. This is why it's so important to those commenters and Terry Sisson. And this is what Enos Canter Freedom and Royce White have put on display. your cognitive dissonance is so obvious from this play that it's hard to take you seriously on anything. If you can't distinguish between a man and a woman, I'm not real concerned about your housing policy. Not because this is so important and more important than the housing policy, but if you can't admit an obvious truth, if you're going to indulge in that type of self-delusion or you're actually stupid enough to believe that Enis Cantor is now a woman, then the Federal Reserve's interest rate and the housing supply and local zoning issues on whether or not we've made it easy enough to build houses,

I don't trust you on any of that anyway. So why would I listen to you if you can't do those basic things? That's, in my opinion, exactly right. If you are so out there that you're going to tell us things like, let's just take that kind of movement right now, you're going to tell us decency is back in the White House. you actually ran on that with Biden. Next thing you know, you got Coke in the White House. You got naked trannies on the White House lawn.

You got a complete and total mess with who you hired. You know, we talked a little bit earlier about the dude in the red dress that was stealing luggage. I mean, so if you can't just have the basic understanding as simple as men or men, women or women, men should play this sport, women should play in that sport, I don't understand how we trust you with anything larger. You told us that the borders were closed when we literally watched. the borders wide open. You told us that it was peaceful protest where we literally saw houses burning down as you told us certain things. You told us Joe Biden was okay. Look, he's cognitively there. He's all there. No, no, no, no. You're not to be trusted on any issue whatsoever. And what I have

noticed is everything is a deflection. And what Sisson did there was he tried to defest, the deflect and what Tommy did was simply say, yeah, okay, good point, whatever you think, but let's talk about this particular issue. I mean, we'll stick to sports. I'm not sticking the sports. Screw that. I've noticed in every area the Democrat, the liberal response is always either a deflection or a flat out lie gaslight doing, you know, Hegseth is a Nazi.

Really? Well, you're promoting a Nazi. So it's a deflection from what you're actually doing. Everything is a deflection. But to your point, lie to me once, then I question everything. You tell me, and I feel on this issue. So don't tell me this. I tell you why it's important to me. It's important to me because I got a wife that 30 years coached softball.

I got a wife that was one of the pioneers fighting to play softball when they didn't have it in a state of Ohio. She ain't that damn old. And I got a stepdaughter that softball again. against the dude. He was at Yale, and it was one of those, she was a girl transitioning to a boy at Yale and played on the women's team. Now, obviously, Leah Thompson was a boy, like Thomas was a boy transitioning to a girl playing. Everybody plays against the girls. And it's bullshit. I mean, everybody go play against the boys and see how many people actually want to play. So that's your point. Real quick, everybody plays against the girls. Travis, this is why I want to give Travis. He's pointing out the legal. issue the WNBA is getting into here, right? How are you going to deny Enos Canter Freedom?

How are you going to do it? Okay, because you, I didn't know this. You may have known this stockage. There is a trans man in the WNBA right now. This is the headline, inside the genderful life of beloved WNBA star, LaShea Clarendon. So this is a female who identifies as a male. So you have already allowed gender identity

to be the defining factor in your league. So how are you going to keep canter out? Go ahead, Patrick. This one's just to clarify, this one's a little tricky because I was reading the article and they reference them as they, them, he and she. So he identifies as all of them.

That's why it's ginger full. Well, so he does, he does use, he does use it. No, it doesn't make it tricky. No, it doesn't make it tricky. You can identify as whatever you want. won in the league and they should accept you. And I hate to beat it. I hate to beat this drum because again, it's kind of a meme, but you can't tell me that a female player with a deeper voice than me who has videos topless playing basketball that looks like Enos Cantor and who wants

to be referred to as pops by her children isn't a man. Okay, you're talking about Britney Greiner. Yeah. I have a little, I'm hesitant to do this because I don't know. I don't know. I hear you, Right. But what I will say, and people have pointed this out, is without putting on any one player, okay, are we sure there's not somebody in the NBA who's not a trans player right now? Do we, why would we have it? We would have no idea, right? We would be a brave woman who transitioned to a man in the NBA. Brave woman that one I think we would know. Dude, you're too athletic. That ain't, that one ain't definite. I'm telling you. Hey, maybe another sport, but the NBA dudes are so athletic. I would argue they're the best athletes in the world, these guys at their size, their quickness.

And again, I understand that Stephanie White doesn't understand the difference. But if you want to understand the difference, watch the athleticism of an NBA game, then watch a WNBA game. I got no idea there might be. But my answer to the whole thing is, look, boy to girl, girl, the boy, just go play with the boys. how that goes for you. There'll be a lot less people wanting to do it. I don't understand where everybody just assumes you play with the girls, but that's what we're doing. Right. They're just going to pick on the girls. This is this whole thing. Let's just pick on the girls.

But let's stay, but let's stay. They don't understand that there's a difference physically. That's the thing that irritates me. Everybody plays against the girls. But when you talk to a Stephanie white or other people, even a Supreme Court justice, what's her name Jackson, they would argue there's no difference. Well, if there's no difference, then go play with the boys. They by letting everybody or demanding everybody play with the girls, admit that the girls aren't as good as the boys, which is something we all know, but they won't answer. Let's stay in the world of sports. So this is, we talked about this yesterday. We do have the audio. Patrick said we forgot to play this. I want to play you two pieces of audio from Democrat

Senate candidate in Michigan, Abdul El-Sayed. He has some hot take. on football. Okay? So here is Abdul-Sayedad yesterday saying that football is toxic masculinity. Football is very much

associated with a, you know, particularly masculine and oftentimes toxic-toxically masculine culture. And so much of it was about you wanted to be able

to get back up and play for your team and you really aren't allowed to show pain or vulnerability that's part of the sport. Okay. And now,

here, is El Cayed, this is coming out, like kind of dripping out. Here's him again on football, kind of doing the Kaepernick thing, equating it to slavery. You think about all the wars that we fight abroad, all of the sorted history of oppressing other people in the name of this American idea, right, whether it was, quote, manifest destiny and destroying Native Americans, or it was the transatlantic slave trade where, you know, folks who, quote, founded this country on the backs of native folks that they destroyed, then captured people enslaved them and had them worked their fields because they thought it was their right.

And all of this, like a lot of these narratives, you kind of see echoed in the ethos of football. Oh, Jesus. What? They're capturing players and forcing them to play in the NFL. I'd take that job. Can they capture me and pay me a couple million to get hit? best of luck when in a general election I want to be a back to luck quarterback

you know hold the clipboard he backed up on it now he challenged the guy Mike Rogers is a Senate candidate he said today since you're too afraid to debate me how about you hold me accountable on the football field tackle no pads like we used to play with weird

kids I'd be happy to show you how much I love football so now you know he loves football I'm tired I'm the wrong guy because I'm listening to people. My uncles worked in a steel mill for 50 plus years. And I listened to that first clip by this guy saying, well, you know, you can't be hurt. You got to show up. Well, you got to do that in most jobs.

You know, maybe not a political job. Maybe not you got your little doctorate or wherever you do. But you know what? You got to show up in most jobs. The welders got to show up. The cop got hurt the day before he's showing up. As I said, my uncle's had to do that for 50 years. 51 years for hell a lot less money and a lot less enjoyment than playing football.

So it's just another matter of these idiots trying to throw things around that make absolutely no sense. There isn't a job, a physical job, whether it's a mill worker, construction worker, any job, where you're not really, you can show pain, you can talk about your pain, but you better show up for work. And that's what football is. That's what life is. That's what the world is. Maybe not to some freaking crazy guy in Michigan, but to 90s. 89% of the rest of us.

That's kind of way the workforce works. You show up for work. You're hurt. You're sick. Whatever. You show up. That's it. So it's all bullshit.

It's ridiculous. Let's not rule out that Al-Saiad just maybe wants to get tackled by a man, you know? Maybe it's been a rough, rough couple of months on the campaign trail, and he just wants to get tackled by a man. I've seen those, those Taylor Swift videos he's done. Wouldn't be out of the ordinary. El-Sayed has some real challenges. I mean, this has also come out from 2009.

This is, it's from 2009, as opposed to his hot take from 2023, not just three years ago, as opposed to AOC saying black people invented democracy just three months ago. This is 2009, but he proclaimed then that he has an obligation to follow Sharia law until the day that he dies. He's talking about the fact that he took out of belief alone to buy his first home as opposed to his father. who bought it out right, right? You can just turn it vertical, Scott. Just turn it vertical. You know, and so it's against Sharia law to use interest. Oh, oh, wow. So it's his obligation to follow Sharia. Interest is against Sharia law? Yeah. I need to, maybe I need to convert. That's usury, bud. Wow.

Really old school Christianity also was not a fan of usury as well. So, Way I read that. Go ahead. Maybe you guys don't read it that way. Maybe you read that. I'm oppressed. I don't want to pay interest. I don't want to be part of this society.

That's my take. That's my move. That's my angle. And again, it's one of those deals where I don't know what to tell you, son. We all, you know, didn't go out and make enough money and buy a house. Don't have to pay for it. Pay it off if that's what you've got to do. And certainly in America, you're afforded the opportunity to do that.

Just get it off your ass. Stop whining and go do it. This guy seems to have every advantage. as there is out there, just go ahead and do it as opposed to why. You can all do it. Your dad did it. You should be able to do it. I think it should be disqualifying if you say that you're going to follow Sharia law when you're running for public office here because it is, we've now seen what Sharia law leads to in the West and the just, especially for a leftist. So like how does a feminist support someone? You don't get to say, oh, that's my personal religious belief in separating it from public policy

because the law itself doesn't allow you to separate. Yes. How, how, how, how, Again, do women who identify as feminists, take a look at someone who says they support Sharia law and the treatment of women under Sharia law. And in that faith that they want to make law in the West and still support these people. It is, I don't understand the cognitive dissidents here, like how you can say that you support someone who basically does not support the rights of women. Yeah. El Sayad, best of luck in a general election in Michigan. All right. Outkicks, Dan Dockich. Make sure you check them out at Don't At Me.

It's at Outkick. always good to see you. Thanks for being with us here today, Dan. Thanks, fellas. Have a great day. Let's take a quick break. But continue this with comedian Tim Young when we come back on Will King Country. All right, you too. Hey, one thing I've learned hiring people, qualifications matter. Obviously, but you can tell when somebody really wants the job.

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I saw Ben Shapiro did this. I think a few others did this as well. Whether or not we're talking about Kamala Harris or Don Lemon or AOC, until very recently, until they broke up, there's a curious case of the people they choose to spend their rest of their lives with. And that is the white man. Watch this. This video has no audio, but you can see it's Elon Omar, AOC, and others. Magic. Like magic. Rashida Taleb, white husband. Don Lemon, white husband.

Kintagia Brown Jackson, white husband. Hong. Hong, white husband. Don't know who that is. I think it's the mayor of Boston. Kamala Harris, white husband. I missed one in there. There was so many.

The mayor of Boston was, I think, the one in there. I don't know her name, but I think that was one of them in there, too. It's amazing. You know, maybe it's, maybe they hate white men because they have to go home to them and they don't like the guys that they're with specifically. But I'm going to give Ilhan a little credit. It's her second husband this time. So, you know, it's a little, it's nice there. But no, it's interesting. I just, I look at that guy that AOC was with.

And he just doesn't seem like a guy. Like, he doesn't seem like a masculine guy. He seems like a guy who's around for the ride. Like he might be the guy who sits in that weird chair in the corner of the hotel room. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. You think you tell that from a photo?

Yes. I need to. You've been immediate, you've dealt with enough of these people, Will. You are such a nice guy, but you've dealt with enough of these people through your whole career. You know it that you can look at somebody and you know exactly what you're going to get out. You think you can tell in a photo whether or not somebody is alpha or beta? Yes. Do you really?

Yes. 1,000 percent. You don't? You're an omega. Sigma. I don't know. I think you, here's what I think. Obviously, this is, he's a sigma.

Is that what he said? Yeah. Long wall. It's funny how every. dude thinks they're a Sigma. It's like the excuse for not being a leader. It's not that I'm beta. It's that I don't have my pack. So I'm a Sigma. I made my own

pack, pal. Leadership's too hard. So I'm just I'm not a follower. I'm a Sigma. I'm outside the pack. So here's the thing. If you're, if that guy drunk approaches you at a bar, because you have to do a quick threat assessment with you, right, the ocular threat assessment. I think they did that on always

Sunday Philadelphia. If that guy, AOC's boyfriend, or whatever, is drunk at a bar and he comes up to you and he's about to pick a fight. You're like this guy's not, this is not gone anywhere. I think that, okay, I'm going to complicate something that everyone would rather be simple. I don't think it's a 100% zero percent proposition. So I think in looking at a photo, you're probably going to bat, I will grant you that you're going to bat over 500. I will bet you could bat like 600. You look at a picture and you say, that dude's a beta and 60% of the time you're going to be right.

But you're going to miss a good 40%. I don't think so. I think it's 90. I would say 90. From a still photo. Yes. 9095. Yes. 1,000%. 1,000%.

I don't even think you about 100 in this medium. So what we and I are doing right now. Because I think all of these mediums flattened human beings. I think that this medium, now we're talking about moving pictures and audio, rewards performance. So there are performative dudes that can come off as alpha through a screen that will not be

once you meet them. And you only really know that by the things that we used to understand, like nonverbal communication, energy that we now just call aura, whatever aura is, right? But I'm like nonverbal, energy, listening skills, eye

contact, handshake. There's a lot of things that go into this that are flattened through this. And then you're talking about a still feature that flattens it even further. Give me an example of somebody that comes off as super masculine on tape. Pedro Pascall. I never met tape. AOC's next spouse.

There you go. Pedro Pascall. He's just nailed the next spouse. That's probably the dude. That's probably the dude. He's in everything. I mean, but he's a guy who he's every action star. I think I can out know you.

Chris Evans. Oh, yes. Oh, this is good. That's a good one. They're coming out of the Marvel universe. Either way. He needs to be Captain America of image, but he's like Uber woke left. But also remember.

People don't know that as much. I only know because he came after me on first take back in the day. He's Uber woke left. My kid's like, boy, Captain America hates Dad. Also, you know, they ground down the Captain America character. We're like in the very first Avengers movie. And when he did his stuff, he was red, white, and blue. And now he's down to a T-shirt and pants.

Like, he stopped wearing it. And then they started drowning. the colors out. So he has a commentary there to go with, too. That's a really good. Chris Evans. Yeah, that could be it. That could be it. By the way, he's not the real Captain America. Just so you know, Captain America is a cat guy. That's what Marco Rubio has realized in a new interview with Katie Miller. Watch this. Two doors down. You know, Pete lives in neighbors, so I see them sometimes. I hear your dogs go over to their house. Oh, my gosh. But not deliberate. So I have a dog. We have two dogs. And then we have one that's really smart. It's.

You know, these are golden doodles, but this one's more poodle than doodles than golden. So very smart. Knows how to open the door. So one day, I think Pete and his family were just sitting around watching television, and they keep their front door open because they have cats, which I never took Pete for a cat guy. But it's cats. Oh, my God. And so, and anyway, and my dog just walked into their living room and looked around, realized

I'm in the wrong house, and turned around and walked out. But yes, so our dog does open the door, many doors. many doors. Now the flip side of it is that one of Pete's cats oftentimes I'll get home at night and the cat is just sitting on my porch and just looks at me like, what are you doing here? Like that kind of attitude about what? Well, it's Jen cats. It's a kid. The kids want an animal so they ended up having a cat. But the cat is a very arrogant. There's a lot of cats. Yeah, yeah, because I mean, there's a lot of kids. To be honest, it's a very arrogant cat. The cat is on my porch

acting like, you know, what are you doing in my house? And it's like, you know, your house is two doors down. But the cat just looks at you, you know, usually a cat you approach it to take So this thing does not take off running. He just sits there. The tail's going on like this. And he's just staring at you like, hey, what's up? And I'm like, this cat's amazing. I don't even know the name of this cat.

Well, with all due respect to the Secretary of State's wife, she doesn't get to pawn this off on Jen and the kids. The Secretary of State, I mean, the Secretary of War is a cat guy. And Marco may be just learning this, but I've known this for years. He is a cat guy. Can we just talk about the security at their houses? I think they need to up the security a little bit if they're just leaving the front door open. They live in the military base.

Oh, okay, good. Good. Okay, that's fine. So this administration, a lot of them, have moved on to military base because of personal security. That's exactly right. Well, then I'm glad that they can live that much of a relaxed life. They don't all live on the same base. There's a couple bases, but I didn't know Marco lived on the same one as Hegg said, but I think Miller lives at the same one. So Katie's husband, Stephen, I think they're all at the same one.

I didn't know they were two doors down. There should be a movie or a TV show about that. I can picture these little, I don't know what the houses are like on military base, but I have a vision in my head that they're very 1950s. They were built a long time ago. And they're very quintessentially American, like little front porches. And, you know, probably can you even pull up to your house in your car? Is there a parking lot down the street?

And then you walk to the row of houses. I've seen these things at some military bases before. Is it one of the ones in D.C.? Is that really, I imagine it's one of the ones? So I've been on a couple of them, and you can pull up to the front of houses. They make it kind of residential, and they are really, really cool houses, by the way. The theme song could be Dolly Parton's Two Doors Down. And, like, just have a little, you know, country, like, zoom in to start.

But how great of it, actually, you know what it would be is a great sitcom, you know? You got the Secretary of State, two doors down from the Secretary of War and the White House, Chief of Policy Advisor, you know. Yeah. By the way, way, way better now than, remember. Get the cat in. Stephen's going to deport it. Remember, Biden's dog was just biting Secret Service guy, so I'm glad that they have peaceful animals now in this administration. Well, I thought about that.

Could I do this and live with my two Dobermans? And I'd be like, not with Pete's cats. Dobermans? I have two Dobermans. I would have never thought. Yeah. And the nice one, the nice Doberman that I have no concerns over, would, without a doubt, kill a cat. You seem like—without a doubt.

So this is why I'm—maybe I'm bad at judging people, because you seem like an Australian shepherd out on the—out on the prairie kind of guy. You can't box me in. You just can't do it. I'm not going to allow that. What a level. He's also moving on a little set of my contradictions. He's going to be a low for a guy soon. I got a Doberman when I was a junior in college from the Humane Society.

And I got him because he was 40 bucks, right? And he was clearly full bread and he was under a year old. This was in Hawaii. It was the Maui Onion Festival. That's where everybody gets their dogs. The Humane Society had a booth. And I walked around and was with my dad. And he's like, oh, my God, look at that thing.

You got to get it. You got my dad was more impulsive than me. He's like, you got to get it. My mom's like, oh, he lives in college. He's in an apartment. No, you got to get it. And it was $40. And I was like, yeah, I think I'm going to get it.

And I bought that dog. And ever since, and he was the best dog I've ever had. I don't have a problem with my other dogs here this. And I had him for 12 years. He lived in California, Texas, a ranch in Montana, and ultimately New York City. And he sold me on Dobermans. And so I've had a second. And now I have a third, these two,

You never know what can happen at the Hawaii Onion Festival. That's what I say. Maui. Oh, sorry, the Maui Onion Festival. But Violet, my nice one, Pete's cats would be in extreme danger. Extreme, extreme danger. Like all the squirrels would as well. But I don't think the cats are as agile as the squirrels, so she'll get a cat.

When I first started, from his will, it was a big deal about a month or two in when Violet caught a squirrel. You like sent a video of it. It was very exciting. Yes. She is a diligent squirrel hunter. I love how this makes so many people mad. Happens. She has, I believe, two and a half on her record.

Which I think is good. A lot of dogs are squirrel chasers. Not a lot. I mean, most of them are batting zero, right? Don't you think? I mean, say what you will. Them squirrels are fast. Yeah.

And agile. I created a squirrel killing fields at my old. actually, because I didn't realize I would feed the squirrels and they'd come up to me and I'd feed them. And suddenly there were hawks flying around all the time, around my, literally just circling my place. Yeah, you created a hawk feeding me. And I would throw a couple of peanuts out into the alleyway before the night. And then all of a sudden all the squirrels disappeared.

Yes. Hawks were like, thank you for bringing them all into one spot. Now, my other Doberman, who is scarier looking, much scarier looking, he is a bag of hot air. He will scare you. He will growl at you. He even keeps me on edge a little bit. But he ultimately has no ability to execute. No.

Unless you're a bad guy trying to break in my house for the record, if anyone listening. I'm actually, this is where I can throw my what little man card I have. I'm not a big fan of Dobermans. They are scary. Why? They're scary dogs. They're scary dogs. I was attacked by one. I was young. I had to run a little bit.

Really? Yeah. I mean, I understand then. How old are you? I'm 46 now. You were attacked by Doberman when you're young. So that's rare. We did this other day when the Pitbull Debord came up.

Yeah, but that was back when Dobermans were a big deal. That's right, Patrick. Yeah. This is why I think this is so fascinating, but I don't think it applies to Pitbulls for the record. Dobermans are responsible for very, very, very few attacks. I think that's down to owners always. Breeds you would not think of get are way more responsible. for attacks in Dobermans, today.

Yeah. But in the 80s, and I don't know when you attacked, maybe even in the 90s. Yeah, 80s. Yeah. Doberman were the rage, the trend, popular for the tough dog

and the crazy dog, and the market responded by breeding them that way. And I grew up in Southwest Baltimore, so we're not getting the best of the best. Yeah. But then they went out of fashion and Rottweilers replaced them. Yeah.

And then Rottweilers became the trend dog of that kind of person who wanted that dog. Then Rottweilers went out of trend and Pit Bulls came in. And if you're being real, now the pit bull fad is a little in decline because i've noticed the rise of the cane corso and so this is like now you're talking about the mastiff breeds that are like gigantic and muscled up they're coming in that's the

scariest looking dog i wish i had time for a dog i don't doesn't lj have one of those yeah king corso no he's a belgian malinois guy oh that's right that's right that's the mcgiver of dogs that's the delta force of dogs. That dog is the one that can climb a sheer vertical wall and pick a lock on a door. You know, but it makes a horrible pet, by the way, because they are so smart and energetic. All right.

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