Will & Rusty's Playdate - are we chopped and unc?

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

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Whatever lies ahead, don't change your morning. Let your morning change you. Discover Coffee Plus on Nespresso.com. that's when dookie mode last night they did go dookie mode but thankfully so did the diamondbacks and the reds so we're still in the playoffs i was cracking up for some reason that made me laugh last night when they because the announcer was like and they're in a they're in a three-way race with the diamondbacks and the reds and it was it just felt like a like a funny it just felt like funny people to be going up against not that they're bad it was just like i've never thought

of those three teams together it did feel yeah for someone who doesn't i have no knowledge of the nl that's fair it was funny to be like i never in what world would it ever come down to that yeah i like the reds i had to turn i will say i was uh i had the mets game on split screen with jeopardy yeah and then it got out of hand and me and jacob you watched jeopardy last night yeah it was fucking way hard so the two nights ago i got like five questions right in a row and was like oh my god jeopardy is easy we watched it last night is double jeopardy like are the questions harder uh sometimes yeah i like the homophones one that was fun from last night yeah i what was getting me were like the silk road ones yeah and then the uh marco polo i got that one i

did not get that one jacob got like three questions we only caught who's jacob one of my roommates oh he's the newer guy he's awesome this episode is brought to you by cash app cash app cash app cash app cash app bring me that cash in an in app form well you guys both watched jeopardy last night do you not watch everybody yeah what are you guys like 50 you didn't you didn't watch jeopardy you fucking no i didn't mean like that what are you fucking like like what playing video games and rotting your brain dude uh no i think i was reading my novels i think i was actually gaining knowledge and you guys were just like melting your minds with tv oh that's yeah the guy yeah like he's he's not he's not making fun of you because jeopardy is a nerdy thing to do he's

making fun of you because in his world that's like brain rot stuff yeah we're brain rot we're brain rot guys brain rot max we watch we watch it pretty much every night really we don't i think he's saying him and scott do i watch it like max once a week every time that we're home at jeopardy time we watch it wow if it's on and you're not watching it you're missing out seven or 7 30 i last night i it's it is if i'm watching jeopardy it was a complete coincidence that i'm sitting there watching it it's that i turned on youtube tv and it was like oh jeopardy if it's like a typical night with no plans yeah we're both home it's like we make dinner we watch jeopardy and we put on breaking bad that's wild i don't know the last time i watched cable television that

wasn't sports you should watch jeopardy jeopardy it's pretty fun they ask tons of questions and then last night after we finished after we finished last night we just put on like a compilation of final jeopardy and we were red we were scalding hot really it was epic i got i got one that was occupy wall street was oh from last night what was i don't think it was it was we were just watching like a compilation of final jeopardy one of the answers last night in final jeopardy was or the answer to final jeopardy last night was occupy wall street oh maybe it was yeah oh that was the regular one and then we launched a compilation so i have a question i got that i got you got occupied i said uh i said fight the power i didn't know what it was it was uh but i

was at least i was like on the right i was on the right track you were yeah uh the guy the current champion seems like a real sweet guy but he like they you know what they do they're like let's get to know you section or yeah he got on the wrong train oh i didn't was that last night's fun fact yeah it was the worst story of all time it was like you went to france once he's like yeah i went to france but we accidentally got on the wrong train to paris and they said we had to stand because we didn't have seats and he's like so they didn't make you get off the train he's like no we still made our flight in paris he had to stand on the train no yeah he uh he's he was a pretty vanilla guy he had one two nights ago that was cracking me up i can't remember the question but

it was like it was it was clear that he had never he could not relate to whatever the host was talking about yeah and so he went to answer and you could tell the answer was gonna be like i don't know what you're fucking talking about but he caught himself and he just goes 100 100 i think if i go on jeopardy my fun fact is gonna be that i met andrew oh there we go apparently a lot of champions just start making them up because it's like if you're on there for however many days straight you've run out of things to talk about a bird once ate your lunch so let me get this right a bird swept down and ate your lunch you saw a seagull eat pizza a bird eating human pizza what if like what what if ken jennings just called bullshit on

one it's like bullshit bullshit cap fucking liar uh my teacher that one he said that he would just like put note cards were you a teacher do you already tell us yeah i told you that's in the pod yeah mr clemens he was like my history teacher yeah um he said he just like i think they let you know ahead of time sort of like what kinds of things they're gonna ask about or like maybe like categories or something like that yeah he was able to create like a study guide for himself and he said he just like put facts on note cards and just taped them all around his house so when he was like going around like just cooking dinner and stuff he just have all these facts laid around him he was just like reading them that's kind of great i had a teacher do i ever tell you this i

did substitute teacher what i'm just excited to hear your story okay yeah yeah and i just can sometimes i can tell him like oh this one's gonna be good yeah no i didn't mean to make a face no no he was just like unorthodox and like the school kind of hated him okay and but like the students just like love the guy yeah and then he was like unorthodox how he just kind of like he was sort of like too artsy for his own good you know what i mean like he didn't believe in like the institutions of teaching he just wanted to be like he does like the the like rip all the pages that rip this chapter out of your book but he's just a sub so like yeah permanent teacher comes back he's like what the fuck man yeah and so one day he started like this i guess like dead poet

society that's from what i was just talking about is from dead poet society you got dead poet societies oh i like i like i know i was like i don't know what's happening i don't know wow that was like that was like blocking the walking the kick like yeah whoa i like jumped the gun on that one no that that's not actually true but the real story is that he was uh actually a musician and so he started like instead of teaching us like what we're supposed to learn And he just like brought in a bunch of instruments and had like kids playing them. Are you trying to school a rock man right now? In your fucking dreams, pal.

I pivoted my dead society. I realized I still couldn't. That's like when a quarterback like throws a pass and it gets deflected, but then it lands back in his hands and he gets another shot. Dude. Angel Reef just like. if there's if there's one guy if there's one guy in this world that you cannot school of rock yeah is this guy right here yeah i know i love school of wait did you get his new shirt or something i like that yeah isn't this sick yeah it's from iconic soccer jerseys oh i see us here

it's uh it's a scotland so i i ordered a scotland fleece from him like a while ago like a windbreaker and then it was too tight and then this popped up and i was like oh sweet because i'm trying to get i just found out i'm like more scottish than i had previously thought so i'm trying to get in touch with that it's beautiful i think i'm like scotland yeah i think it's a cooler because i always i was always told i was 50 50 irish 50 italian i've learned there's a little bit of scottish in there as well and i think no hate to my no hate to my irish brothers i would much rather i think scottish i resonate more with the scots than irish is so cool they're both cool but like i yeah like i you know how much i like braveheart and like right yeah but i i got this

i got another usa uh one usa soccer one i got a manchester united black long sleeve jersey yeah and i got a manchester united nike hoodie which is here's the problem they both look really cool but i'm not a manchester united fan so yeah do i that now i have like three things that are man you do i have to now become a manchester united fan because right now my allegiances aren't that strong in the prem who's your team i so i kind of panicked one time i was at the portland zoo you know the portland zoo it's like that soccer bar that we like and this guy was like uh he was like who's your team and i the first team that came to mind was crystal palace so i just said i'm a crystal palace fan that's a good pull because i didn't want to i didn't want to

seem like i was like a bandwagon guy yeah but recently i've been getting fed all these videos of uh liverpool is like super on top of the or they're like really good about uh interacting with their like special needs fans and they like go out of their way to like go to their school and like bring them to the game and stuff and i was like oh that's pretty cool so i think i'm i think i'm a liverpool guy actually because you want to get brought to a game shut the fuck up guys i just think it's we're raising money for best buddies uh no i just think that's i think that's awesome no that's great yeah i always liked everton because of tim howard yeah but then my cousin likes arsenal and he cares a lot so i've kind of started

liking arsenal because i but i like valencia more than anything i had no idea you guys were such big soccer fans i don't think either of us are i used to be a huge valencia fan but it's really hard to watch the games here so i kind of lost my and they're horrible yeah peter limb needs to go okay we need to find like the portland zoo and we pull up the portland zoo wait there's good soccer bars here like king's head is a huge soccer yield yeah i went there for the euros yeah yeah but like if there's like i don't know if they're playing soccer all the time i think it's primarily really i thought it was like only when there's like a big game so this bar in portland it's like this wooden shack on the inside it's really intimate there's

always like the randomest games playing you can go like nine in the morning and just but uh you go and just have they have like cool european beers and i feel like soccer is like like sometimes it's fun to cosplay like a british guy totally because they have a cool life being a british guy like just go i have this vision i think like i would fit in a lot better there like walk down to the walk down to the pub at like 9am just like wearing a scally cap i want to wear one of those i want to get like a more like a british like guy like in my crew i know my brother's got like a british friend and i feel like it's like a good part of any crew any crew worth its weight in salt has a british guy yeah i was at a have you ever in a boulevard coffee no

i was there this morning and i guess it's like australian owned or something okay and then i guess maybe australian people go there because it's australian but i was like i thought it was hallucinating because every person i heard talk while i'm in this coffee shop and like once i go out of the patio everyone's speaking australian speaking in an australian accent yeah and i was thought i was hallucinating and then i found out it's australian owned so i guess it makes sense you stumbled into like little australia yeah i know i was like wait what like it kind of like didn't bat an eye at first then like the fourth guy i was like all right what the fuck is going on wait i i was in i think this was amsterdam and we found stardom

oh speaking of oh sorry no the only time i've been to the portland zoo was after i saw gregory allen isaacoff who has a song called amsterdam whoa how crazy is that how fucking insane is that full circle moment wow wow this is very there was like an australian themed bar in amsterdam i believe that's where it was and it was like pretty weird they were all there like every it felt like every australian that was in the city was there but like that doesn't it doesn't feel like there's enough australians there for that to be like a good business right and there's nothing like maybe people want to go like like it's not like an irish pub can't open unless there's enough irish but like irish pubs you like know what that is like if i was just looking at

it was like an australian theme bar i was like i have no fucking what do they eat in australia uh it's like that weird jam platypus have you seen their like vegemite vegemite and then they put like sprinkles on the vegemite like okay outside of like that like what are they actually what's like i think like fish tacos probably i bet they're i bet it's pretty like what is australian barbie oh yeah what'd you say shrimp on the barbie the uh bloomin onion the bloomin onion they only eat they only eat what's on the outback menu yeah okay yeah it all looks just pavlova i don't know it all kind of looks just like barbecue snacks granny smith is australian food bro that's just the apple tim tams are really good have you ever had those yeah edge

has a package in his office right now yeah i just it's and i think they would probably look at what we eat and think it's nonsense as well but like truly it seems weird meat pie is something though i feel like we have like everyone else is doing like types of meat pies and we never really got on that wave did we not invent the chicken pot pie oh good question but we don't we don't eat them that much i had one two days ago nice i have another one in my freezer blake's i was i used to give it back to him dude i used to be a marie a marie calendars chicken pot pie guy yes yes and then i switched to blake's chicken pot pie is the best is the best food out there um i don't like peas really yeah yeah andrew why do you feel like quieter than normal there for a second

i think i think we were just uh we were trying to envision what you know how hard your life must be i'm just avoiding peels and peas everywhere uh when the last world cup was happening i was in san diego and there was like a street of bars and they all were like a different country so like so like uh when like brazil was playing everyone would go to like the brazil bar for that day or france was playing there was like another bar that was like the france bar and so you could just like pop from country to country and like whenever country you were in everyone was like speaking that native language and cheering for that team during where is this it's epcot in san diego bros at epcot do you remember last world cup when so jack barrett

our boss is like obsessed with his english heritage yes and when it was the euros so weird oh that was the euros when the england when england was playing like whoever jack stopped everything got like english breakfast which is like so gross like blood sausages and everything like one was just a big pan of just tomatoes yeah they're not they don't they have not good day they have not totally figured out the food slices of tomato not like and it was like having get making everyone drink guinness and he was like wearing his scally cap and kept like yelling come on england in like a british accent and then fucking sick i talked to sam who's his brother and i was like are you guys like super british and i can't remember like what he told me but it was some

it's like almost an insignificant part of their like uh genealogy that was such a weird day because i remember on slack he was like nobody has to work today we're drinking guinnesses at 9 a.m like we're gonna watch the game i was all in on it really like oh awesome yeah like no work or no the finals of the euros it was england spain i was living with chester at the time and i'd gone out the night before and gotten really drunk and he woke me up at like 5 a.m he's like oh i'm going to get in line at king's head for the finals i was like and he had like stayed in because he was excited about it and i just woke up like definitely very much still drunk from the night before i was like all right i'm coming in the moment i was like let's go whatever and had like three beers

at king's head and was like black blacked out again like you know what i mean like when you're just shampoo effect and so i just ubered myself home and didn't even i was i waited in line for an hour to get into the bar for the finals and then didn't even watch it but uh spain won so yeah didn't they lose in the finals that year spain beat england yeah in the final yeah which i was rooting for spain secretly why oh because i like you know my the last world cup one of my classmates was on the one of my classmates for my year in spain was on the roster for the yeah isn't that guy that commented on your basketball photo like bro you stink yeah yeah i when i like was leaving spain i posted it with my basketball team and i like as a joke i'm the

captain i was like like my my uh my loan is over like you know they like loan players yeah i was like thanks to everyone you know who made this a special like i'll never forget the the stuff we did blah blah and he commented but dude you're horrible because i was horrible basketball too and uh but then he ended up making he's like i was only a 30 person class in spain and he ended up making the world cup roster is he like on like a prem team he plays for valencia or he did he actually i think just went to like a croatian team or something he was like young star for valencia and then i think just never totally panned out yeah but i mean he's still playing like top tier football but third soccer one of the most fun games i've ever been

to was an angel city game here which is like the nwsl yeah team here we should all go to a game what league is it nwsl which is national women's soccer league um christian press plays on the team a lot of the girls from like the women's like national team play on the team oh cool um is that a bemo yeah they play a bemo which is right on the train line too that's easy to get yeah yeah and the games are fun the stadium's super nice um they're very like interactive with like the supporters and the fans overall it's just like a really great experience i don't even think they won the game that i went to but like didn't what is the nwsl season is it the summer yeah It runs from the spring through the fall, essentially.

I'm down. So, yeah, they have, I think, three or four games left. They're fighting for a spot to get into the playoffs. I think they're two teams away. Look up their schedule. One this Saturday. Is Bottom home? I think so, yeah.

Yeah, second team is always home. And then I think they play again. I mean, here's the deal. We can make this a team. We only have one home game left. it's just saturday this saturday i cannot or november 2nd november or next season not november 2nd i'm watching my sister run the new york city marathon oh you know we have to be it i know i'm going straight from ohio nice to new york that's gonna be tough because i think it's gonna be a

night game you might have to leave early then i just probably i'll tell her i can't go oh i mean dude she posted a run you you keep being like i don't know if she's gonna be able to she posted a great run she's gonna be fine totally i i said this months ago where i was she was honestly i always knew it was gonna be fine i was just like if i was gonna run a marathon i would be so stressed out like six months in advance and she was like it'll be fine and just waited until like recently what what did she post a big one yeah she did a 20 miler this weekend what was her pace uh i don't it was like nine something it was good it's pretty good yeah it was great okay she is her and i always get in an argument where i said anything under anything under 100 yards no

matter how good at running she is i could beat her and we i think the last time we tested it was like thanksgiving but she's getting to the point where she's a really she's just a really good athlete and so i'm i'm worried that she's gonna be able to beat me in a hundred yard race well 99 99 yard race anything under 100 yeah i raced a there should have been me racing a fourth grader smoked his ass we were on that we were hanging out on the turf in college and there were these fourth graders down there i don't know why they were down there because they should have been in school and they were like do you want to race and so we did a 40 yard dash and i i dusted it dusted his punk ass dude last night i went on a run and i was just like started off and i was

just like i'm feeling like i was just doing like three miles i was like i'm feeling fast i'm just gonna try to run a sub 25k which i've never done and i was so close i ran 2022 i think which is my previous record was like 21 38 i ran a 634 pace 5k which is the fastest i've ever run what was your mile time when you were a kid i don't know not fast or fast were you fast back then i didn't like have a i wasn't like a i thought were you like a cross i thought you were like a cross country kid no i never ran until this year what's the farthest distance you run leading up to a marathon i mean it depends on like for like my training it's 20 miles 20 which i did a couple weeks ago but and then you like taper off until the race could you hypothetically like run a

marathon in preparation for your marathon yeah i think like if like once you've done like people who have done them before and are trying to like hit a certain time okay we'll run sometimes even further in a marathon to like get comfortable with the distance but you think after you're just trying to yours you'll become like an iron man guy i don't know i hate is that swimming i think it's bike swim i got no interest in swimming there i think there are iron men that are maybe just running like are you gonna be like an ultra marathon guy like 100 miles no i don't i think i'll just try to go faster at marathons like i guess i think realistically i could oh within a couple years go sub three if i really really worked at it but you should get you should

assemble like uh maybe there's like an iron man relay so you get like a buddy that's really good at biking you guys really good at swimming i think they might have that who do you think would win in a who do you think would win in a triathlon between you and a shark i would smoke a shark on a bike okay it's like it's like custom fitted for like it has like he has all the equipment that he needs i would how would he pedal a whole lot of heart i mean he'd be using his fins for running he'd be using his fins for all of them but he i do think he could build a big enough lead in the swim that it like he could flop his way like no i'm not even close is he like still human hungry like is he gonna try to eat the other participants no he has

his eye on the ball okay he's only his singular focus a shark can't ride a bicycle google shark on a bike i can't oh man i'm worried now can i yeah look look at it that looks possible fuck okay all right that might be actually closer than i realized then i mean yeah wait that competition oh i might be fucked then can he run can you go shark running too because that if Then it's kind of game over Because he would get a huge lead in the water Oh shit He's got shoes

Oh my god he would dust you He has toes Oh my god He's already got his bib That's only a 5k though You could beat this guy I don't know man Damn I didn't realize they did all that

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i think you should run like 30 miles before your marathon in one go that way a marathon feels easy right i mean yeah in a perfect world but are you prepared i think i've asked you this i asked you this at the beginning of your training but i'm curious now that you're closer are you like would you shit yourself for your time uh like last last hundred yards it's coming out or and there's a porta potty right there it's gonna take you probably five minutes to poop you're just gonna last hundred yards yeah i would shit myself i guess okay last mile no damn i don't well i don't have like a set time that i i thought you're trying to break papa well i do want to beat my dad but i mean i'm not like it's not like a how long do you think it would take me to run a marathon

i think it would a while i think it would take a long time but you haven't trained at all yeah what what's your time currently for like a marathon i don't want to jinx it but i think somewhere around maybe 3 30 3 40 okay i mean i've seen people do a marathon with no training yeah just go out and run it who is there was a guy that ran the boston i saw like a tiktok or something you ran like the new york or the boston marathon like hung over and didn't train at all yeah it's fine didn't burt didn't burt kreischer run they gotta be like great athletes yeah i think they're like in insane pain for like the next three days like they literally can't walk yeah did i tell you did i tell you about my dad like that tonight what do you say i'm gonna have

him like that tonight oh lord because it's sex did i tell you my dad's buddy that ran the la one what my dad's buddy ran the la on the pod yeah fuck me man fuck me did you hear tanner walked it yeah tanner every year on his birthday walks a marathon the la marathon which kind of badass it just sounds horrible sounds awful yeah like i didn't realize like it literally goes through all of la like from dodger stadium to here yeah well they changed they nerfed it now oh santa monica said you can't come in here anymore so now they turn around when they hit santa monica and go back are you serious keep them out dude i keep them out i i i've said this before and i'll say it again i am supportive of you running a marathon i'm supportive of like my

sister and whoever wants to do that i didn't fucking sign up for a marathon so my saturday shouldn't be ruined because you guys are running through my fucking neighborhood it's so annoying yeah you have to drive 30 minutes out of my way to get anywhere now because you're running through the middle of la it's stupid that's yeah we should i feel like we just in general society should cater more towards like cars and stuff too yeah that's so diff that's so that's so different no it's like a bunch of people like even if i wanted to like walk i can't walk across the thing yeah you can do you can't yes you can you should do it do you see my frustration though zero sympathy i think it's like a marathon in your city is one of like the coolest days like

even if you're not running it like what a fun chance like go out and cheer people on and no dude when the beach the beacon came to cape elizabeth it was like it was like oh awesome i just if i'm if if i'm not home safely by the time it starts i just have to the amount of times that you have complained about your local 10k is honestly embarrassing i got beach to beacon will come and i it took me 20 minutes to get from my house you were locked in your house like if you weren't if you wherever you were for like three hours on a day that they warned you about for the whole year i know but it's like what if i just have to sit at home all day like you god forbid like a community have an event that brings people

together and hate it no that happened to me one time they blocked off my entire neighborhood couldn't leave they didn't warn us about it and it went till like 2 p.m that day yeah it was like from 6 a.m to 2 when yeah where uh in long beach long beach marathon two years ago it might have been a long beach i was supposed to run that really but then the mug tour sent me to michigan so now that's what i'll do in minnesota i'm all i'm i i i realize that that is that is not the best take maybe all right let me rephrase it another thing i don't like when the fireworks come to the eastern prom in portland you i can't drive to my house like they'll be like nope roads blocked off i'm like i live there and they when the fireworks come they do the fireworks off the

like eastern promenade how off on the fourth of july did i not say that no oh when they do the fourth of july fireworks if you're not at your house like four hours in advance you're not allowed because they don't want everyone to go and park there but it's like i live there and they won't let me go is there a portland maine yeah i get so confused every time you mention portland i think that's where i live or i lived oh yeah damn i'm on my portland shit i am in maine damn i'm on my portland shit i am in maine it's good yeah that fourth picture is like 500 600 yards from i feel like this was like a windows like screen save that that's the most photographed lighthouse in the world really to my in my uh you ever been up in it what you ever

been up in it i have actually not i don't know if you're allowed to i know you can go in this that house that's attached to it so they pour i think lighthouses in general are the government's like selling them off because they aren't necessary anymore so you can buy a lighthouse i don't think you can buy that one because it's like a landmark but uh feels like a fun high school thing to like sneak into one yeah dude there so there were do what like fucking fucking smoke bong warn sailors of incoming rocks going and just do the job your prank is just like being helpful yeah there's one right near that portland lighthouse one that's abandoned and uh the story goes oh my god you've told this too i've told this story the piano plays and you're there's a ghost and there's no

ghost i have like an uninteresting lie i i feel like i have a thousand stories and i just i'm hitting them all we've done 230 episodes of this podcast it's inevitable some people say they like it when you retell stories and then also there's sometimes like people haven't listened to that episode yet so okay fuck it all right but it's bullshit it's not bullshit it's not bullshit he thinks this is real how do we know it's not because it's a there's no piano for no why would my friend phil lie to me why what does he have to gain from that i don't i think he's delusional i think he heard he heard it he was in a kayak and he heard it mm-hmm swears to god he is a sane man he's a he's a contributing member of society he has a good job he has a college degree he's not

a dumb guy i think i just why don't you want to believe in stuff like this isn't that isn't life more fun to think that stuff like this is happening no why because if i believe someone can play piano with no fingers then what's next oh that's where you're hung up yeah it's not possible it's not that it's a ghost it's just ghosts with no fingers can't play no finger what is it like oh you go and it is literally just like mashing on the keys all right that That actually kind of makes sense. Or she's doing the one that you can do with like fists where it's like. Do you have cash app?

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i feel like the dog in me is like that dog yeah that's like in harry potter with like three heads and it's a sluffy oh yeah there's a big dog in me and we've been on this mug tour and it's getting me all mugged up and i'm just feeling muggy it's muggy outside someone is it muggy outside or is that just my drink come on mug it up guys head down to anywhere you get your mug and pick up an ice cold pack of that good sweet frothy mug taste and send us a picture of you drinking mug and i will love you forever let's get back into the episode uh when you did scared and impaired was there ever like a moment where you were like i can't explain this there's only been one and willie still doesn't again willie doesn't believe this i did i swear to god this happened we have

it on video you can ask lucas you can ask anyone we were in this abandoned uh or not abandoned we were in this asylum that has since turned into like a tourist attraction what nothing what can't tell the story no now now we were we were no i've wanted to tell the story i was just sitting eagerly listening now rusty's losing credibility because you know this happened i swear to god this happened how it happened i don't know i can't explain it we are with this tour guide and we're like three rooms over and a table uh that was like leaned against the wall collapsed on itself and made this like super loud noise none of us were in there i went in the room there was no like jerry rig we would have heard someone come up the stairs to like do it if they were fucking with us

and the only way i could explain it was like ghost what willie was like willie was like it's they they rigged it so that it's like a like so it would fall did the table break no it just like fell that it was like leaned like this and it like fell on itself i was gonna say if it broke i would believe it more because like do they just have like a hundred tables that they just i don't know if it like had legs or i think it was just like a giant tabletop okay collapsed it happened what do you want me to say i think someone pushed the table we but everyone in our crew was accounted for lucas was in the room lucas was in the room all right everyone was in the room skyler was in the room lucas was in the room i believe you the the only guy i believe men's

stories the only guy the only guy who was not in the room but was also not in that room was our sound guy and he was running he was doing his job and like that would be crazy of him to go rogue and be like he has nothing to gain from like running in there we would have heard him too i just don't understand if ghosts were here why would they be like pushing over tables in abandoned buildings like what is that why would they why would no one's ever seen them there's no pictures of them ever and there's no knocking shit over pull up pictures of ghosts okay yeah there's a million pictures of ghosts why don't you this is you know this is a thing that i find interesting why don't you just believe me see like i i i believe i i'm not trying to negate that you find

i'm just like i'm not gonna lie to you i think it's all complete nonsense okay i just think over the history of the world there would be like way better evidence if it was real i think the same thing about religion i think the same thing about but what evidence what would like suffice as evidence for you i like a ghost if i saw a ghost but the whole point is that they're like they you can't okay if it like levitated a something in front of me or something so it's happened to you it doesn't count that it happened to me well i don't think it happened to you i think someone pushed that table i think that you were if you were you were in a haunted mansion that you booked to go to a haunted asylum that you booked to go to a ghost tour and

something fell i mean like that guy would go to the omen house it's like the lights flicker in the basement it's like yeah obviously he's gonna okay i will say i i this is also on video these people make a living off of stuff happening if stuff doesn't happen they don't have it i got touched at the omen house the first time we went on the heel when i was sitting on the foot of the bed when we went i think we were so like making fun of it that nothing because i will admit nothing happened the second time we went yeah i mean that's never i don't know i guess i'm like i'm like baiting them into like murdering me in my sleep now but i've never had any sort of ghostly encounter one thing that was funny that people pointed out was those ghost hunters you guys

went with yeah we're like scared every time something happened yeah and i forget the guy's name but he like called him out on it jobin jobin david oman david oman was like you guys are ghost hunters like why are you scared of the lights flickering so that's lucas's brother and his girlfriend yeah and wait are they real ghost hunters yeah that's like what they do for a living and they are they do not find it funny that we find ghosts funny like they yeah i could tell dude they got in a screaming match with david ellman about i was so who's like gadget was real and whose gadget was not real and i had to like settle them both down and be like david he was like this he's like it's not that's not a real science tool it's a gadget and then i go david

look at what you're measuring ghosts with and you have gizmo yeah gizmo it was like david if that's a gizmo like you have a doohickey because he had like this like ghost box with like a huge antenna coming out and he was like this is the only real thing theirs is a gizmo it's not real yeah i think i just maybe it's a fault of mine that i've i struggle to to believe in anything that i can't see or perceive it must be it must be a miserable life i mean it is definitely scarier it's like oh when i die like i i don't think nothing's gonna happen that would suck i refuse to i refuse to believe that this is that this is all but does it worry you that the reason that you refuse to believe it is just because it's scary no i'm not really scared of because if we died and nothing

happened like i wouldn't know so that doesn't scare me uh but i refuse to believe that this is the only reason we're here is just like you just we just fuck around for like 80 years and like kind of do nothing and then it's just over yeah i really hope you're right is there anything you do believe in willie i mean i i think i believe in like no i mean like that's like like aliens like aliens bigfoot luckness monster anything no i don't i mean aliens is like i'm it's probably like somewhere in the universe there's probably other that's gonna be cool species right i feel like that's like not even a hot take right no like somewhere there's gotta be something if it would be universe is as expansive it would be like the most arrogant thing ever to believe like

we're the only yeah it's like how would i know like i yeah i think the more the question is is their like intelligent life like is there because i think we've confirmed that there's like living organisms on other planets but like none that we can like are like military has like they're they're like serious like you know well-respected high-ranking military guys that are like we would see them all the time like they don't know if it's like another country's technology or whatever but they're like we would see stuff flying around all the fucking time yeah they apparently that pill if you ever see like the tic-tac thing that like dropped from like 60,000 feet to like zero or whatever now it was like such crazy technology that like we wouldn't

have access to it they now i can't remember who says but they think it was just like a lockheed martin thing like we we probably have uh crafts that we've built that like would would be like ufo level now like we're so so far ahead but it's just secretive um angus said on the pod one time he was like talking to his girlfriend at the time's dad yeah and they were just having like a conversation before dinner and he was like yeah one time when i was like a kid this guy brought me to this like super secret government like uh laboratory and he was like dude i saw technology that like was like 20 like like 100 years in advance of what we have now and uh and then he was like and then like i just like went home or whatever and angus was like i

was gonna ask him follow-up questions about it but then dinner started and he was like just went to his food and they just never got back to it but it also sounds like a scene from interstellar so i don't know yeah you know yeah i don't i don't know i want i want to believe you should get that poster have you seen that my friend bigo had that it was a it was a poster said i want to believe and it was a ufo it's my favorite phoebe bridger song it's called chinese satellite it goes i want to believe i love i love the um documentary about alabama rush where is that on netflix it's on hbo max okay but the documentarian ends up just making the whole thing about her and how she has alopecia right like the whole documentary dude it's so

annoying yeah it's like crazy like these girls judge each other off their outfits for day one day two day three in a way i was judged because i had to wear wigs yeah and in a way and she was like and these girls have to keep their secrets to themselves because they don't want the rushies to know she was like in a way i also had a secret i didn't have any hair it's just like wait is this it is you it is really annoying where you're like i get it i get like where you're coming from but like i'm not watching that because of this yeah it's like a bait and switch yeah yeah yeah in a way in a way you could say my rush was rushing to keep my hair from falling she was like in a way i was left out of a sorority because i wasn't in the sorority of people with hair right and you're

like oh i don't know if that was like the best way to convey your yeah like feelings was kylan darnell in the documentary who's that she's like the out she's like the girl like got super famous from alabama rush she liked willie and i's video kylan darnell yeah she's probably oh i do remember her actually yeah she was like documenting her rush process and now she's like super famous i think loves our youtube no she liked our harry potter now she likes harry potter she liked the harry potter what she liked our drinking around harry potter world really recently uh like a couple weeks ago that's awesome is she still at bama yeah she's still college her sister just i'm ashamed that i know this much about bam rush but her sister just went

through it and then dropped because she didn't she's like the bad girl she's like the bad girl of rush i've never seen anything about rush um yeah i think it would be bummer to be like a legacy and not get in because then that would have to mean your vibes are really off yeah there was a there was a kid that you're supposed to let in like anyone whose dad was a was like in your fraternity and we it was the only time i've ever seen someone do it we were like we literally can't like he he was he was that strange really yeah yeah that was such a funny pro i remember thinking that was going to be like super cutthroat and then like being in the being in the room and like kind of like leading the when we're like going through the slideshow and like most of

these kids are super normal so it was just like if we said no there had to be something like very very wrong yeah that was for like my comedy groups in college i feel like there was like a lot of the similar yeah that is it is it is fun you can only gather so much information for a guy so when you are vouching for him you're like i don't he seems he seems all right i talked to him for like five minutes how does that work they like come to you like a party and you feel them out no they come to like i mean i don't know how other colleges do but we had like multiple like stages where they would like come around and you just like talk to as many guys as you can and then like we would have a slideshow of like every kid's face yeah and we would just go through and like

vote and if it was like i think it i think we just did like if more than half people of the people say yeah but there's something because like in the comedy space it was you know a lot of yeah well go ahead sorry no i'm just relating yeah the the what was funny was the kids who were like the most polarizing where like they were literally on the fence ended up being like some of my favorite guys because like the only the only negative thing you could have to say about someone when you've only met them for like 15 minutes is like that guy seems like a wild card yeah but then that usually played out into like that those are the most fun guys to have in your group because they're just yeah oh we we had a trivia night so there was a uh this is not

fraternity related but there was a bar like on campus that you could go get like burgers and stuff and you could put beers on your um on your r card oh and they were like we're gonna do trivia night and they allowed alcohol at the trivia night for the first time ever it was like a test to see if kids had like matured a little bit i don't know why they took it away and a kid that i'm really good buddies with to this day like took it way too far and was like shotgunning the one like there was like canned wine or whatever and just ruined trivia night for like everyone and that was the last time they ever did it so i can imagine it was probably it was probably a similar incident every four years and then they were like it'll be fine yeah we used to get slammed at like

bingo night and stuff it was just like us and a bunch of like 80 year olds yeah and just like off of 12 beers like doing the stamps on the bingo card and everything never won but it was so fun yeah i uh just to take i was just remembering in one of my comedy groups when we were letting people in it was just so it was so yeah it was just like what you're saying with like frats and did you have like initiation yeah tell andrew about your uh i i feel like maybe i've told or was it when you like ran a mile to go meet everyone no that was it i did do that when i got in but no in my other in my sketch comedy group is just it's like what you were saying yeah exactly um no i i did i went to the audition uh i had had a few beers and realized i was

gonna miss this audition and i've been told to go anyway i went to the group ended up getting a call back the next day they come tonight for the call back uh kind of forgot about it and i was with scott and we were smoking pot and i got really high and then i was like oh my god i have to go to this i call back do i look fine he was like yeah dude you look totally fine you're drunk i was high i was high at all as i'll get out with scott and he was like you look totally fine like you don't look high at all i was like oh thank god so i go do this whole like call back it's two hours long and then i come back and i was like oh my god i think it went well i was like and he scott was like i gotta tell you something you looked so high when you were leaving i was like

oh my god like he just he lied to me and it like saved me because i was so nervous but anyway then i go to my room and i got more high on pot and i was like i was like catatonic on the couch like just like staring at the tv watching the great british bake off and passed out on the couch just like this and then apparently i didn't know this but the tradition is like at they they spend all night after the callbacks like deliberating which i was later than part of and then they once they decide who they're gonna take they go to your dorm and they like kidnap you and put you in a car and take you to like a party basically cool so i was passed out on my couch like the highest i've ever been and they was pounding on my door i was like oh and my roommate opened it and they come in and

they like grab me and they're like dude don't they don't let you put your shoes on or anything and they just dragged me and put me in a car took me to this party and uh i couldn't like talk or anything and like they they facetime like alumni and like put you on facetime with people and all the alumni when i finally met them were like that was we were like who the hell is this i literally like wasn't talking i was just like and then i just passed out on the couch immediately and uh so the big group photo of like the new members is i'm just fully asleep and uh so it was yeah so it was awesome what i was gonna say is when we were deliberating on a kid he did like a like it was like do a character and his character was like

like a a really thick like uh hispanic accent oh lord and he like kind of did a good job but we were like in the deliberations everyone was like we don't know if he's hispanic or not it was like that was funny if he's hispanic if not that was like weird that his character was like a latin mom like yeah that's so good and it turns out he was i think hispanic but i don't know if he got it has anyone from your company group gone on to do like snl or something like that i mean look at what we're doing right now um are you the most distinguished there's some like writers uh you know brett dodenhoff brett the lorax he was in the group there's some um yeah i think people that like write alex dragovich he's a good comedian

you know guy jeff asmus no they have like a pod together i don't know there's a few there's a few people that have like been successful but nothing on snl i met a writer the other day at a party that wrote for my favorite sitcom ever which one uh superstore oh no you've ever seen that with like america ferrer and i just didn't leave him alone the whole party i just followed him and i was like so in season three episode four why did you decide to go with like this character hooking up with this character and not this one even though it was kind of like building up in season two and he like he would give me the breakdown like he had like actually like loved it but like i was like literally like following him everywhere he went like i didn't know who he came with so

but he clearly didn't talk to them because he's talking to me like the whole night or whatever and then i was like dude i gotta get your instagram i gotta get your letterboxd like i want to know like everything that you're doing all the time you were like the those kids that go to like training order tesla conferences and they're like is tesla ever gonna make aquatic cars and if so when that's exactly what's the right amount of dedicated wham one of my one of my buddies went to like the grand opening in austin of like their new factory yeah and uh i go dude how did it smell in there wait can you pull up can you pull up uh pull up tesla aquatic car question wait i was gonna say one thing andrew yes my big our big rival comedy group

was fleabag fuck those guys were they at the same school yeah at bc they were there were multiple comedy groups yeah there's a bunch oh there were like three main ones and then there was like a satire newspaper i wrote for too like do you audition for a specific one yes yeah they're they're very competitive and very like can you audition for both yes but you won't you can't get both do they have they talk to each other vibes yeah okay fleabag is like if you're like a pussy loser and shovelhead is like if you're like a badass you're like a no no it's fleabag is improv okay my group was scripted sketch okay but fleabag their claim to fame when you ask my alumni amy poehler was in fleabag oh so they totally had us beat there well don't you guys

have like will you guys go well that's my thing i gotta create a legacy yeah they gotta i want to be like you know amy poehler flew back willie d did yeah they have like the composite they're like this was willie d's year that we would do like we would sometimes do events together but it was there was tension one time we did the sharks and the jets they did like an improv sketch in the show it was actually the semester i was gone but apparently fleabag got really mad and they uh like yeah it was like a huge beat there was their turf yeah two like comedy groups beefing it was yeah it was bad but then we would do like joint like com where there's comedy prom com prom if you will and there was asinine there was a third comedy group called asinine they did

a hybrid of sketch and improv the paper that you wrote for were you anonymous yeah yeah that's how well it was like a satire newspaper it was like like our version of the onion was called the new england classic oh and it was all very not because it was not school sanctioned yes like the comedy groups were like school sanctions so that you had like technically had like a budget through like the school like office of like student involvement or whatever but the comedy group since we would make fun of the administration of the school they wouldn't but we would pass out like flat there was one

we would get in trouble every year because like on there we would do one print edition every semester and go pass it out all over campus and it would always be something that was like making fun of bc or like the president and they would shut it down so you were like a bad boy columnist we were we were the bad boys of common common dandy

the problem is and i really regret this i really didn't do that much in either comedy group like i didn't put i didn't do as much as i could have right because i was just thought i was cool and i was like just drinking too much and being a piece of shit or should i like throw like those what a cool time in your life to do those kind of things i mean shovelhead was a lot trying's not cool yeah i know shovelhead was like two practices a week for like two hours and then you went every yeah you had to go to you couldn't miss practice shovelhead was very like you it was legit our

satirical paper was called the mug down yeah mug down mug down yeah but it was all anonymous writers but then after they would graduate they would like reveal them all on the instagram and it was like the most insane thing because you like you'd be on instagram and you'd be like look at your buddy and you'd be like you never told me you wrote for the mug down you know like oh no we were like you like knew oh you knew like it wasn't like a secret at all but we didn't post it ever because we didn't want like you're like a like dr x from how i met your mother have you seen how no he has like a radio show in college that he he thinks is like groundbreaking stuff he uses the name dr x and it's like trying to tear down the man got it as you all know by now we've teamed

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my uh end of this might have been pre-u but uh you know how i wanted to get a painting of my bedroom for my bedroom yeah so that guy is almost done with that one but i'd commissioned him to do a second one his name is alex pivanka the playmate and he when my dog passed away i sent him this video of her it's like a beautiful video she's chasing these geese off into like the sunset and she kind of like disappears and my dad's like commentating it's a great video so i sent him that i was like can you paint this which is like impossible it's like a grainy photo grainy video he fucking nailed it we'll put a picture of it right here but it's it's my dog callie chasing these geese away and then there's like a nice little house in the background hung it up on my

wall originally i was gonna give it to my dad and then i opened it i was like nope put it on my wall that's awesome but i'm almost about to have my painting of my bedroom for my bedroom nice which was my goal of 2025 that is yeah that is on yeah what happens if you move i guess it'll still be funny it's still like a cool painting it's like in the office you know the painting of the office yeah yeah i take it at the end when they're leaving or pam takes it i think i'll give it to will when i die will in my will i remember will be in my u angus will angus actually doesn't work here anymore he's now a movie star yeah unfortunately i had so many reese's pb cups oh feeling it today when yesterday yeah the oreo ones no regular where'd you find this

i bought them oh i didn't know if they were yeah i guess i live i buy my own groceries for my own house survivor started last night i didn't watch someone threw up do you watch it live yeah oh really well i can't deal with the commercials it's not live but yeah yeah but you like what i like commercials when it comes on really you go on your phone and you text we have like a big group chat we have a 23 person survivor fantasy league this year biggest yet what so it was fun to like text with people we have like yeah who's your guy i got matt and uh juwan are there any returning guys or gals but next season's all returning you know what i really like i actually like it more than survivor since it came out as traitors oh i've heard that's great but

i think that was because it was said like boston rob was in it and dylan efron who i like they formed like a little bromance which was fun that was fun wait google matt survivor 49 tell me am i crazy or does this guy have kind of a counting crows vibe to him yeah he looks like the guy that is in uh what is it counting crows master jones and did you not hear me just say that i was i What happened? That's all the time. You heard that, right, Andrew? He kind of looks like the guy from Counting Crows.

Yes. Oh, that's a good point, actually. Yeah. Wait, did you just say that? Say what? I'm so sorry. I actually zoned out for a second. Did you say the Counting Crows thing?

Who? Oh, he kind of does look like the guy from Counting Crows. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Oh, from, yes, Mr. Jones. I feel like such a fuck up. I got a text, and I zoned out. No, that's... Wait, what?

Did you say it right before I said it? Say what? Shut the fuck up. did you say it before i said it say what's the song you did like mr oh from counting crows that's who he looks like hey this guy looks like the guy from counting crows yes a long december yes yeah did you actually say it say what i'm sorry what why are you sorry dude because i made it a comment that you already made no we're just hanging around we're just having fun Oh, that's weird.

That guy looks like the lead singer of Counting Crows. No, he doesn't. He's just a white guy with dreads. You're insane. But yeah, I have pretty much all my stake on this guy to win. He's an airport ramp agent in Utah. I would be worried about him in physical comps. In a good way or a bad way?

In a bad way. His squad won the first challenge, so. Okay. There's a spoiler of it, I guess. Isn't this insane? what your arm how big my muscle is i feel like this is insane have you been lifting so much have you actually no of course not my horse not i'm not a pussy she put me in a horse not she put me in a horse not she told me she she blowing out some horse not put me in a horse not

and i said no of course not you ain't not a munchpot you ain't not a munchpot all right should we road map it oh can we watch the aquatic car thing I do want to watch this video I have a really

exciting question will Tesla make aquatic cars and if so when do you mean like like a quad bike or something what do you mean

a quad car aquatic car as in boat or submarine as a car oh I see okay do you mean a car that can go in the water

basically on or under or both the water it's funny should mention that uh submarine car um it's like technically possible i think the market for this will be small um small but enthusiastic uh you know what we should do as a draft is is a tesla car stickers or sticker bumper stickers that tesla owners have yeah they're like i bought this for

the environment not all the craziness i bought this car with my last money or something i don't i feel like i don't i bought this i bought this car before elon went cuckoo i bought it after in this car we believe science is real we were pitching ideas they want us to do like play date bumper stickers you there when we were pitching yeah yeah yeah i bought this car before 9-11 i still think that's a good one it's like what what's the opposite of coexist we should do like an anti-coexist one segregate non-semitaneous none of these look fun to put on a asynchronous asynchronous do you think that'd be the move um i liked in this video that it seemed like elon musk had a hard time breaking down the question yeah he was like aquatic aquatic car

What is that? No, I think he thought he was saying a quad car. Can you pull up SuperCai 64 dedicated RAM? What is SuperCai? Next question on this left side. I was wondering, what's the recommended amount of dedicated WAM I should have to a server? Oh. I'm sorry, could you please repeat your question?

Dedicated WAM to a server. if you're running off of her seat oh okay it's dependent on plugins and players yeah it's a what it's really dependent this is a technical question you're asking how much what's the one where the kid asks he like asked the minecraft people how many of them have autism like he's clearly autistic himself but they all like took offense to it um i like that you guys have autism i like that they're like sims they have the username yes yeah i'm kind of ashamed of myself that I knew his username. That is hysterical.

I was like, what is that part of it? Okay, and my second question would be to all of you. I would just like to ask, how many of you have autism, and if so, has it helped you in your modding career? He clearly has it himself. Don't ever speak up at once. oh that made it so much more awkward we're going to refuse that question don't all of you answer

at once yeah he was kind of a prick towards the end yeah wait i think i think that's a valid question yeah i think the panel was being kind of because also the way he phrased it like has it helped you like it was so clear it was so clear he has autism he was looking for like his heroes yeah like representation oh i feel kind of bad but he did he fucked himself when he went when he went don't all of you answer at once what website do you want to go to github yeah okay because i have a story about this it's kind of funny so github is where developers buy yeah okay so they do this whatever okay so it's like a normal website to go to oh i use this yeah i saw like some like tweet or like meme or something that referenced it and i didn't know what it was

so i tried to look it up and i accidentally i i don't even remember this in the moment but when i was looking sometimes when i'm trying to come up with my teach me something i go back through my search history to find like wikipedia because i read wikipedia articles all the time so i was like oh let me see like what's a recent one that would be fun for my teach me something so yesterday i was going back through my search history and i think i accidentally searched guy hub when i was trying to look up what github was and i like in the moment i was like and i panicked and i deleted it yeah but then i'm like what now there's like probably some record of like like stuff i've deleted from my search right now it looks like i deleted guy hub which

means i would be trying to hide that i went to guy hub so i just wanted to do on the record say i didn't go to guy hub and i don't even know if guy hub's a thing we'll have guy hub oh there goes my prank it's a facebook page all right this doesn't seem too bad actually i don't want to know what's going on at guy hub they're connecting people oh my god there's a startup called guy hub that isn't like a i just want to know is it like for friends or is it like grinder it's for guys to connect with other guys i don't like that this is like a child here it's like a networking thing though it's not even oh it's a student social it's not even for freaky well i just want on the record i didn't go to guy hub somewhere when they released my search when

they release all the data about me there's gonna be like he he went and searched guy hub and then deleted it from his history is there stuff in so like at some point we are all gonna get hacked and they're gonna release like everything right so i'm getting out ahead of right now i didn't go to guy hub is there anything is there anything that you've googled that would like actually be devastating i feel like like embarrassing things like when i thought i had like what i was like dying of an std you had an std no i didn't i thought i did i just uh i got like had like a fungal infection oh my god oh when you had jock itch yeah jock itch yeah i don't know why i said it i said it in a way that sounded grosser i had jock itch it's like very normal

it sounds cool it sounds like you play sports yeah it was when i got first got into running and i i think i was i was getting lazy and i would get home from my run and like eat make dinner and eat and do that before i showered and it's not you're supposed to shower right away right after but it was it was on the tour on the live show tour everyone's like i hope will tells the jock itch story again uh oh you already told us on the best night of my life in theory was like when we did that show in boston in front of a thousand people all my family friends and i was backstage like thought i fully scratching up a storm yeah i thought i had an std had you had sex recently yeah for the first time in like six months so i was like positive yeah like i had just

had sex the week before for the first time so i was like no positive that that's what it was because of the timing who did you text the girl like did you give me no because and but we were on the road so i didn't have i and like those days were so it was like fly out show fly out show so i had no time to go to a doctor or anything so that once i got back i went to urgent care you got tested yeah i've never had one thank god but i've gotten put on one of those like lists where they like email you like someone that you've hooked up with had tested positive for an std but i every time i went and i was i was clean but i did pee in a i think i told you this already but i peed in a cup for one of them to see and they like when i came out of the room the nurse was

gone and so i was just standing in the hallway with a cup of my pee and like other kids like other students were walking around i was just holding it oh it was brutal yeah you like take a sip to show people oh it's apple juice apple juice i swear should we road map it up yeah all right we have a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear your pitch followed by our pitches then we'll do am i the asshole and then we're gonna do this guy rocks followed by teach me something and then willie and i are going to do breaking bad episodes that don't exist and drinking games that don't exist and then we'll wrap up with mailbag three at a time and rusty's song of the day you guys think i should get a haircut no i mean you go trim it you know

i think it looks good i think it always looks good but yeah it looks great shorter is always better for me like when mine gets to this length this is when i usually cut it i'm just worried i got a haircut and i like barely got it cut that is the worst and now i'm like fuck yeah and it's like a hundred dollars too he has 90 dollars what the fuck are you guys getting your haircut it was service and supply it's where theo james goes or sorry theo goes service and there's no need to drop last names he's just my friend i go to you see him there the first time i went i was in the chair next to him and now he's never did he talk yeah he came out he's like oh i know it's a bit douchey mate but i've got a photo on my phone if that's all right and it was like he's

australian it was just him yeah i think you're british yeah he like showed a photo of him like from the white lotus or something no way really i don't know i didn't see the photo but i the way he was like i know it's a bit douchey implied i was like there's definitely like some like professional photo that looks like i always assumed they had like personal people i was surprised too maybe he was like in a pinch or something yeah or like he wasn't shooting anything for a while so like it's it's probably it's probably like if you're on set then they have like yeah using yourself as the example photo is like crazy yeah i was in high school i used to go in and i would show them coach taylor from friday night lights because i just wanted

like the stock like white guy haircut yeah because ever if you ever tell them like just clean it up or whatever sometimes they'll give you like a fade yeah and like i don't want that so i'd be like give me give me like texas dad and they would nail it i go to svelt in um manhattan beach and they they let you like drink before and during it's awesome that's awesome yeah it's a far drive though what it's a far drive yeah it's just the old the one time i tried to go near my house the guy left like a he like he gave me like an e-boy haircut where there was like the bowl that was like coming off both sides like i need it like short and pinned yeah everywhere yeah but the drinking a beer while you're getting a haircut is like i put mine down like there was

the guy before me was drinking but like think about how much hair it gets that's what i was gonna say is like they're always like do you want a drink and i'm like like last time i got like a la croix and i was like well i'm i just kind of set it down for the whole haircut yeah yeah i just feel like the only barbers that like actually do what you want are going to be like minimum 100 dollars yeah unfortunately with tip okay that makes it yeah i think it's all 65 bucks yeah it's 75 plus tip is 90 yeah you're like it's 75 plus tip is 76 yeah like it's like a fucking shit tipper fuck you i tip well i'm fucking pissed you're like you're like fuck you fuck all you guys fuck you guys i don't give a fuck about

this podcast bad boy podcasting coming out come on poking the bear i don't poke i don't fuck the bear about you fuckers willie d gonna tell it how it is willie d gonna say it like it is come on people tune in to playdate for two reasons maybe a glimpse at willie's abs and to hear the truth fuck you we're holding a mirror up to fucking society here inside i'm saying look inside you i'm inside me come inside me oh my god i fucking pooped inside the bartender such an idiot okay oh my god i hooked up with all the bartending that those were the worst guys the guys like that that have anxiety but it's all like cool stuff like oh my god i slept with the bartender yeah oh i actually know something like that shut the fuck up dude shut the fuck up i

nearly i nearly derailed half my friendships last night you're mad that you hooked up with the bartender yeah oh my god i we went to the casino and i like tripled my money then like all the dealers like like wanted a piece of me i supported a local non-profit oh fuck how much did i donate last night that was like that was a sketch i made a while ago what was it uh the the best anxiety wasn't it oh fuck you never seen it no maybe subconsciously that's like what i'm doing what the hell happened last night he's like i made it oh fuck i bought i bought a hundred dollars worth of food like jesus yeah for meals on wheels they loved it uh this is james pitch dear rainbow kitten and surprise yep surprise kit kippin okay i guess i'm james pitch um what's the

worst part about listening to play date on the go what's the worst part of listening to play it on the go uh we are constantly pulling videos up and you probably don't know what we're talking about because you can't look at your phone because you're driving yes by the end of the day when you get home you've forgotten what to say to your playdate bestie introducing the podcast pinner it's an app that runs while you're listening podcasts and responds to verbal commands such as hey pp pin that for willie or hey pp add that to my party topics list similar to siri it listens to your commands and pins the part of the podcast that you want to remember and share with your friends say goodbye to the days of butchering your favorite playdate moments and say hello to

the podcast pinner p.s who put that in the butter put that in the butter i'm just an ai dog i'm just a regular guy i fucking love that yeah i cannot i here's the thing i understand that people like this podcast i cannot believe that there's anything that you and i have said that would warrant like bringing up to a friend like that blows my mind i used to do that with podcasts i'd be like my friend was telling me the other day it was just something i heard on the podcast oh that's so funny because it was like how else am i supposed to bring this up i heard on a podcast one time yeah yeah you know i would want if someone's quoting played it i would want them to be like my buddy yeah my buddy was telling me this yeah we should have a pleading i like

this pitch it's not relatable because i don't listen to podcasts but i'm down do you really not never whoa sometimes during like election season i listen to like my lib shit but damn on my lip shit norm your novels my audiobooks wait do it damn i'm on my liberal shit damn i'm on my liberal shit damn i'm on my liberal shit all right what's the worst what's the worst part about um like farting in public hmm stinks stings close have you ever like farted and you're like oh my god did i just shit myself but you like obviously can't check yes and it's never you never many a time you never actually do it but it's like oh that one's lingering for a little bit like did i just sharp myself you're under these are these are um underwear with a sensor

right where your your bh is and if you did have like a hershey squirt they'll vibrate so you know like oh my god i gotta go get out there because you can't like put your hand in your pants and check for poop like when you're in public i would agree with that yeah so like these will let you know like if you shit yourself so you can get out in a timely manner i like this a lot i have sometimes you just have to like be like i can't think about it right now because i can't check it happened yesterday where i farted and it was lingering so long when i was sitting in this chair and you can go back and watch and i put my hand in my pants to check if there's any poop in there what i'm being honest if there is yeah then you get and i would i don't actually that's a good

question i don't know because i don't think i would have the heart to like take a break show you guys that there was poop on my hand you'd be like i gotta go call someone i have a i have to call my accountant now watch me whip we had a good am i the asshole today we do let's go i've got a pitch okay what is the worst what was it again oh bike that you can make heavy with a remote so you don't have to like lock it up anywhere you just click a button on your remote and it becomes like 500 pounds that's what i need because i i don't want to have to go find something to hook it to like today i get to the coffee shop and the bike where i lock my bike is like a handrail like across the parking lot like i just want to click a button and it becomes like

500 pounds and i don't have to worry about it yeah i also like that like if you forgot it would start moving and then you could just make it happen it would like launch whoever's on it off of it oh i like that yeah i mean like i'm into it maybe you can those pranks always make have you seen those pranks where people like put a bike on a on a rope like wait for someone to steal it and so it'll be like flying down a hill pull up like bike rope prank they not see the rope that's a really good question that looks like staged i don't think there's anyone that would like voluntarily do this like that guy hit his face directly on that this is so staged

i don't think it is 100 staged i don't think it is i guarantee that dude no one is crazy enough to hit their face on the ground like that i saw one where uh they rigged it so that when the guy was driving off the seat like oh yeah down and it was just like a whole yeah yeah he was like lying in pain for like five minutes that's horrible yeah uh all right should we do an am i the asshole yeah yes let's do that hockey okay am i the asshole for my shitty co-workers lack of awareness um so one day i was walking to my cubicle and noticed a heavier set guy was talking to somebody nearby and had

toilet paper sticking out of the waistband um alone it's a pretty embarrassing situation to be walking around but what was really nasty was that there was a shit stain on it it was probably around 3 p.m at this point uh so he'd likely been walking around with a shit stain toilet paper tail all afternoon wait why wait what i don't know why did she know what time he pooped uh yeah like 12 okay maybe there's like a designated like everyone has like a design you said like right after lunch everybody yeah ddt designated dump time yeah uh i decided not to say anything to him because he was talking to somebody and was mid-conversation by 5 p.m i had started to pack up my things for the day and he walked by and still had the shitty oh my god that is so

fucking gross i did not mention anything to him uh and my only excuse would be that i didn't know him the next day i got assigned to work with the guy on a project that lasted a couple weeks because of my first encounter i kept my distance a bit god only knows what he sat on or touched the day before am i the asshole for not saying anything to him yes really good question oh you think yes you're not the asshole but you should have said something you gotta help a brother out there that is that transcends anything that is that man needs but now that guy's never like so if she said something or he said something he was he if he said something and then they get assigned to work together that guy is not going to be able to look you in the eye for the rest of the thing

he's gonna be like that guy saw my shit on my toilet paper yeah but i think the move is to just everyone in the office that saw just pretends it well i guess okay here's the thing though it sounds like you didn't know you were gonna get assigned on a project within the next day if you had known that then then there's a logic of like i don't want him to feel embarrassed around right but you didn't know you were gonna get a sign on a project with him you should have said something i i probably would have said something but i could i don't i don't think you were required to no you weren't required i'm just imagining like coming home and oh my god and getting home being like and realizing you shot like five hours earlier oh my god yeah it's a

nightmare yeah that would be that would be like next level next level poopsiety oh my god all should we do this guy rocks yes certified nta okay andrew pause this immediately and i mean immediately from is this guy a dating coach maybe we'll find out um i used to have the biggest crush on camila cabello okay and she started dating like this dating coach influencer and i was like it's raps like she's gonna marry this guy he's like literally an expert in dating you already you bought his course yeah yeah i was like how can i that is like also get my own that's the best endorsement he could have for his business of all time that is my strategy is fucking work maybe it was a pr relationship um but no they broke up like a year later and then she did a

year is a long time though i've never had a girlfriend for a year really consecutively no how long have you and flam been dating 10 months okay we'll be a year in november that's exciting that's the time to do it what that's the time that's from when you like said i'm boyfriend said i'm boyfriend how does that i'm boyfriend declaring it i asked her i asked her to be my girlfriend which was i don't know if that's like weird how did you do it we were walking home from from dinner it was the same same place we went on our first date yeah and i butchered it i was like i was trying to be like mr cool i was like i don't you know i don't honestly like like this stuff doesn't even like really matter to me like i don't care if like i

don't know if you care about it but like i think you know it'd be awesome for you like my girlfriend or something like i muffed it it was horrible chills november 20th okay it's fun so we all are seeing women we all let's go we all first time first time ever all three people on playdate are are dating women seeing women we all have you know ladies in our life and sometimes it's you need to know how to treat them and so this guy x gillum uh is going to give us some sage wisdom there we go the girl you're talking to right now she's the one never leave her trust me she made this but here's the thing that's probably horrible advice for like 75 percent of people in relationships right now it was just like yeah blanket statement

everyone who's watching this the girl you're seeing right now is the one for you never leave her flan saying that it's not totally important how i came across no she didn't send me she didn't send me that i don't know i think if this video was the realization that you made that like she's the one i think yeah i love you kind of have your own issues that you're dealing with babe x gillum just told me that we're destined to be yeah do you call your girlfriend babe andrew i don't we banana banana yeah yeah but without the a at the end banana banana why uh because like i like him like ironically into minions and their whole thing is like bananas right and then she just started calling me banana and then she was like i need a nickname and i was like what about banana

yeah do you call yours babe no i think she would like throw up if i called her babe what do you call her flanny flanny flanny b i just usually stick with her name flan i've never called her flan i've called her flannery like once flannery flannery and uh and i think it's like when you your mom says like your full name like i think she i guess assumes that i'm like mad or something girl i haven't seen i call it like sugar sugar sugar tots no sugar gums or like sugar tips no sugar tits i didn't say sugar tits or or um i was like call her sugar gums why did i think that was like a thing when i said it sugar sugar gums what am i trying to say sugar gums is like what like you would call like a like your girlfriend if she had like

no if she had like dentures bring those sugar gums over here girl come on sugar gum come on girl or like uh what do you call it what do you call the lady you're saying pookie tin pookie tits or like little little gum little gumdrop gumdrop doodah doodah cringle what do you call her stringle what do you call it be serious her first name okay stingleton wait wait wait wait andrew francie andrew watch this andrew watch this what do you call him it's like he's gay i swear to no it's like gay yeah it's like um sorry this is like kind of high level if this is like if you were gay i don't get it all right let's do uh my way this guy rocks it's really good oh you're seeing a girl what's his name right right

that shit looks like the battle pass what i call her battle pass that shit looked like a battle pass what going up behind a girl at a bar that shit looked like a battle pass what let me see that dusty divot come on let me get a peek of that flush factory girl you so gross i'm gonna loot that lake later girl come on one night pickup lines one way ticket to tomato town girl i'm trying to chug those jugs yeah if you show me that if you show me that dusty divot i'll show you my gold scar all right let's fucking let's move on next one

next one next one oh my god this is a real guy apparently he's like totally legit Oh, my God. i i fucking despise this video i loved it and i after like the third time i i feel like my brain is melting okay oh boy my buttons not my gumdrop buttons all right let's um do the next segment teach me something what was my so we're doing teach me something oh here's my teach me something do you know that historically bananas were the size of an adult finger

swear to god they're all like gmo'd of shit they were this big yeah look up like look up og pull up og banana og banana banana before we nerfed it banan can i call you banan what smoking on that og bananas look up like like bananas before gmos banana size wait did you just chat gpt banana no i literally had that i did that no i didn't i was like that is like funny timing smoking on that banana size the original banana size oh whoa see they're like tiny it still looks like it's the same amount of banana just like squeezed into a smaller but like they're super dense their fat is all get out yeah wow well that is very fun a wild banana is the size of your finger

this feels like a commercial for like well on average bananas um all right did you guys ever hear about george elbridge falls the year is 1844 who's george elbridge falls i will tell you oh the year is 1844 and three-year-old george elbert el el elbridge falls uh wanders out of his family's cabin right it's the middle of middle of maine bangor maine willie banger hardly know her you're familiar thank you um his family like searched for him for days there it's like freezing outside they're like basically come to terms with the fact that like he's probably not alive right

on the fourth day george was found alive safely curled up against guess what a moose close a reindeer black bear black bear i was about to say that according to the rescuers and early reports uh george said a big black dog found him and uh apparently the bear was bringing him like berries and roots to eat and kept him alive for like multiple days that's awesome that's shocking yeah pull him up go to images hmm maybe that's him legacy.com wait is this did you make this i swear to god i heard it now it's too late go like 1844 what do you mean you swear to god you heard it you was a chat gpt yeah wikipedia no that's not him go back where did i hear this chat gpt i don't know if that's did you talk did

it make something up if it did that's terrifying go to up go up go to all google like kid oh my god did it make something up google like is there ask chat gpt for a source google the kid brother film brightening um it's searching for a source i looked around but i couldn't find a credible historical source verifying the 1844 main bear guardian store story it seems to live more in the realm of folklore or local legend than documented fact so it just made it up that's crazy that's kind of scary i said give me a cool story about maine oh so you didn't even say like real yeah that's terrible no it said this is

a real story it said all right here's another wild and lesser known true story from maine this one's got an escape a bear and a bold rescue just made something up god i need to stop spreading so much misinformation can i be like sued oh no for the amount of misinformation i've spread I got so drunk last time, and I spread so much misinformation. Oh, my God. How many beers did I have last night? I spread an ungodly amount of misinformation. Is there a Mr. Information?

Come on. That's fun. All right, let's do our drafts. I like these ones. Yeah, I do, too. Wasn't there a president that got hammered and took, like, a guy to Area 51? Google that. That's the last thing I'll promise.

Google, like, drunk president brings someone to Area 51. Oh my god, we got so drunk last night, I took him to Area 51. Yeah. Oh, it wasn't Area 51. He showed him UFOs, apparently. That's crazy. These are breaking bad plots that don't exist. Jesse and Walt find out there is a guy making green meth, and everyone loves the new color.

So they start experimenting and creating new colorways for their meth. They even make one called Meth Mashups, where there are two colors, and you can get the colors of your favorite sports team for only a little bit more. Badger and Skinny Pete realize that they can sell the meth quicker if they market it as a study enhancement drug to college students. When they accidentally sell it to Tuco's niece, he finds out and goes on a rampage. Love it. Hank suspects that Walter Jr. is Heisenberg and hiding all the meth in his crutches. So he saws them open in front of the whole family.

Everyone is like, what the fuck, Hank? because there's no method i like that uh jesse meets a he just thinks walter jr is high all the time that's why he walks and talks for me jesse meets a biker gang during a deal and thinks they look kick-ass he wants to join and they say if he gives them meth at a discount rate he can join jesse and walt are counting the money they made that week and walt realizes they're short thousands of dollars walt blows up the biker gang's headquarters with a bomb skylar gets hooked on an elf bar and when walt finds out he threatens to rat her out to hank they decide to call it even he can make meth and she can vape jesse and hank kiss but they don't

tell anyone skylar walks in on jesse and walt holding lots of money she demands to know what is going on and jesse panics and knocks her out they then use this opportunity to make her think that she dreamed the whole thing by laying her down in bed and closing all the blinds and setting the clocks back to pretend it's nighttime and they like gaslight her into thinking that it never happened i like that a lot gaslighting girl boss saying these are party themes that don't exist top rum maverick everybody comes to the party in flight suits and it's only rum drinks i like that a lot uh undercover mom one person is designated secretly through drawing as the undercover mom that means if they catch anyone drinking they're kicked out of the party but you don't know who it

is so you have to try to build trust and find people that you feel like you can sneak some drinks around because if you drink in front of the undercover mom you're out that's and guess what undercover mom can drink that's fucking awesome yeah um the great pyramid of giza everyone dresses like ancient egyptians and then you try and build a pyramid out of all the empty cans and the party doesn't end until the pyramid is done coup d'etat one person is designated as the leader they can distribute the beer however they want to who they want the rest of the people are trying to secretly garner enough votes to overthrow the leader uh they vote once an hour and if you get enough votes for the same person then they become the leader and they distribute

all the alcohol but if the leader snuffs out who everyone is voting for and they get the right person that person has to leave the party uh cops and robbers half the party the week leading up to the party is designated as a robber or a cop the robbers have to sneak into their targets room and steal an item of clothing and then wear it to the party if the if the cop catches the person wearing an item of their clothing they handcuff themselves to the robber and then they can't leave until they've both finished a game of edward 40 hands i love it uh dueling parties there's two parties happening in two rooms adjacent to one another and an alarm is set to go off at a random time throughout the night whoever if you're in the room with the most people when the alarm goes off

you get all the alcohol and everyone else has to go home so you're trying to figure out how you want to you want to keep a majority but also be in or sorry you need to be in the majority room at all times but more people means less you know less alcohol available in the moment so you kind of kind of got to strategize it oh it's very complicated uh and andrew could be there or morty morty uh all right the name is gonna sound bad but just hear me out all right okay an allies versus axis party hit me everyone is dressed as allied people but the only drinks served are german beer japanese sake and italian wine and it's a race to finish all of it uh apocalypse everyone is zombies they're outside the house one person is inside with all the

alcohol they have to try to ward off the people from the outside and by touching them before they get to the alcohol and they try to overwhelm them that's fucking awesome that's great um abtt anything but the truth uh you can all it's like opposite day kind of so you you if you want another beer you'd be like i do not want another beer or you can be like i don't want to hook up with you or whatever but if you it's trying to kind of trying to keep track of of what the opposite of what you're saying means i love that uh no hands you can't use your hands the whole party you got to drink everything just with your mouth jeppa cardi it is a trivia themed party but instead of wagering money you wage rum like bacardi shots uh and if you get the question

wrong then you have to drink that amount of rum that you wagered but if you get it right you get to give it to someone else i like that a lot i would play andrew will be cooked because we're jeopardy heads i also had another one would be cooked it's called stranger wings yeah and uh everyone in the party dresses like their favorite character from stranger things and then you just eat wings and drink beer and watch football people say i look like gatton madorazo so really i would dress like the mom winona rider no the the other one who's the mom that like i've only seen the lifeguard willie's probably seen it i haven't seen it i think no i've never seen strange things oh you guys have neither of you guys have seen i've seen like one episode to watch

that kind of stuff you know i don't like rocks your brain like satanic or ghosts oh are there gross than that kind of i think so yeah oh mailbag three at a time yeah mail bag three at a time mailbag making it rhyme what mail bag three at a time mailbag making it rhyme all right i got one from madeline dingle in columbus ohio god that's awesome the way that opens up you guys are going there columbus yeah we're going for halloween oh we got some snacks this is from uh italian beef flavored potato chips oh and hot dog flavored potato chips that's sick thank you so much madeline that's awesome god i forgot about this what is it this girl rebecca got a dog she dm me

this and she named it willie d and she just she's sent me a few pictures on instagram and just sent me a bunch of photos of it that's fucking crazy this is willie d this is her with willie d wearing the played in merch look at this little cutie that's adorable she's uh she's she even came she took an hour and a half public transit to see aftv live uh got his got her brother hooked on the pod and they only speak in quotes uh this is awesome my friend said if i ever write in i have to put in a good word for her but given my new single status i'm saving the opportunity for myself my ig is rebecca thomas.jpeg if you want more photos your namesake or if you're ever in dc and want to hang out well i you know i got something going on right now so i'm kind of out

of the running in the time being but i love your dog wait that's crazy dude you have a dog named after you that's crazy named after me i got a dog d-a-w-g named after me a lot of people want to start podcasts but what they don't realize is pretty soon you're gonna have dogs named after you that's a lot that's a lot of pressure please you can what are they hot dog or italian italian dog named after a dog thank you rebecca yeah thank you and sean russ russ miss russ misi i you know my soccer team back in the day was called russoneri means red and black in italian all right all righty here we go

i don't have any cool artistic shit to give you but i wrote you guys a song and sent it to Andrew on Instagram. Whoa. Sean underscore Ross. Okay. No need to show it on the pod if you don't want to, but feel free to do so

if so inclined. All right, we'll find it. We'll check it out next episode. I truly believe you guys touch hearts and change lives with your work. Never forget how important

you are to all the people you've helped, even if you haven't met most of them. Peace and love from Seattle, Sean R. Thank you, Sean. Oh, I started the second page.

Dear Ketchup, Mustard, and Andrew. Andrew. My name's Sean. I'm a longtime massive fan. I have you guys to thank for getting into great music like mount joy and dylan gossett appreciate your contribution to my sense of humor you've been beyond helpful in my recent breakup and a multi-year relationship and discovering who i am as a bachelor it's crazy how you guys just feel like two great friends on

my phone i can listen to yap at any time ps you should bring that girl back i'm not sure about this anthony guy jk andrew we love you uh do you guys want to see the song yeah what's up guys Sean here, love the pod, keep up the good work Jesus, that would've been bad Fucking Will and fucking Rusty Fucking Andrew Fucking Andrew Fucking R.I.P. Lauren

Rest in peace Rest in fucking peace, Lauren I tore a hamstring tendon And it hurts I have to go to physical Therapy tomorrow Fuck Thanks guys

That was awesome Wait that's so fucking funny Hopefully we don't get copyrighted Fuck That's all time I love that. I was scared it was going to be like, we just had to be like, oh, nice. But that was hysterical.

Yeah, that was great. Can you send me that? I'm really happy that we have this community. It's kind of crazy. Yeah, can you see those chips for me again? Yeah. These are really good. I really love that we have these.

Yeah, can you pass the chips real quick? Great chips. All right. It is time for Rusty's song of the day. Miami. Miami. by keith whitley i love this song and i think you're gonna love it too go follow rusty songs of the day on spotify for your chance at 102 dollars two of you guys are getting it when we

hit 10 000 uh followers on spotify i need to up the stakes get some more saves no that 103 no more i gotta pee really bad too all right penny we love you guys have a great rest of your wednesday have a great weekend we will see you bright and early for our monday record love you where some see heroes and others see egos bloomberg sees the era of billionaire athletes a fad to some the future of money to others we see crypto's trillion dollar swings the end of jobs or the end of human struggle we see the endless funds

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