Will & Rusty's Playdate - blackout wednesday

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

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play date with thanksgiving edition and guys you are not gonna want to miss this one because there's gonna be lots of turkey talk turkey talk we're gonna be stuffing things there's a cornucopia there's a cornucopia that i thought cornucopia i thought it was a lot bigger when i got it on amazon wait why'd you say cornucopia that's what it's called cornucopia cornucopia Are you sure? Yeah. It's cornucopia. Wait, what are you saying?

Cornucopia? No, no, no. You're thinking from the Hunger Games. Yeah, I thought they were the same. No, no, no. The Thanksgiving one is cornucopia. Yeah. Cornucopia.

He just got cornucopied. I thought you were being dumb for a second. Oh, because of last night? Yeah, and then I was like, no, idiot. Willie and I invented a drinking game last night that involved a, I don't want to give too much away, but it involved a cornucopia. Yeah, this is- What?

really you guys were already doing cornucopia stuff it was kind of unrelated she said come over i want to do some cornucopia stuff you know what i'm saying i gotta be honest with you guys i do not know what you're saying like feasting on it in front of like feasting on it this episode is brought to you by cash app cash app put my money in the cornucopia cash app okay i don't know man i've i've uh we're running the supply of mug zeros is dwindling in the office you had a you had a uh as much as i've seen you be able to freak out willie's a pretty even keel guy he saw a teeper with a mug zero yesterday and flipped his lid and interrogated deeper into telling him where his stash was but in in will's defense shitty move to have a stash

i found a stash and i found another stash is it plentiful i'm not talking there was a soda stash that i found uh that i whoever's it was i ran through it in like a day and a half so i've where it's just in the back bar but it was like tucked behind stuff like behind beers there were sodas you would have loved this because it was it was in real life prop comedy i got prop comedy today jackson jackson and i jackson and i were in the arby's drive-thru oh nice and uh and a the i ordered the apple pie shake because we were filming an ad i ordered the apple pie shake and my sandwich and uh so i got my uh sandwich and then i got an apple pie shake and when we pulled up to the drive-thru the guy handed me the stuff and he had this like shit-eating grin on his face

and i was like oh my god i'm excited to see what this is about and uh he came back like two seconds later while he's waiting for the sandwich to be ready and he goes you guys want two straws and and held up a straw and we were like no and then uh and then that was it he was insinuating that we were on like a little date and that we wanted to like oh like he was laughing because he thought it'd be funny if you guys were gay i don't want to speak for him but yeah i think he would have thought it was it was also 10 in the morning so there's that well they probably don't get a lot of gay guys at arby's because people go there for roast beef that is my worst one that's the worst thing i ever said i actually think i actually think maybe i think that's it i've turned the

corner and i'm bad now someone commented and you've you have been you've been the horny one recently it used to be me what do you what did i do this morning andrew get my back here he's been he's been you've been really hornier than usual i think i've toned it down and you've you called the lenovo thinkpad button a clit the other day oh that's like everyone knows that though everyone does call it that that is i'll defend william that's completely a thing who would i have multiple questions for you guys how many of your friends have thinkpads me and thomas had them and he called it the clit too yeah we all everyone called that's like a thing yeah it's like a thing on twitter i've definitely seen that yeah it's like a lenovo thinkpad clit clit why do thinkpads have

a clit okay yeah i guess point proven see i'll say something like oh it's gonna give me a hot and bothers like a funny joke because it's like my girlfriend you'll drop some shit that's like it's a lull and you go like you guys ever like jerk off and get a boner when in class in front of like a teacher no i have never done that thank you for asking also you went on almost friday pod and told that story about me so wrong what story about me in the airport yeah that's exactly what happened oh you just didn't defend it wasn't just like middle of the day i just went to the airport and jacked it my flight had been delayed all night the airport was completely empty there was the no there was no one in the entire wing or that bathroom and i was not 18 either i was when

the even the sleuths did their work i was 17 you made it sound like i walked in an airport jack bathroom while 18 years old and just jointed and i had i you know what it's like watching a clip like that and you can't and it's already out it's already it's not what i said 50 000 people have already seen it on youtube what i did fuck whatever um i'm sorry i forget i'll get it wrong i'll get it wrong i'll get it wrong again i'll probably get it wrong again no that's fine i'm not that worried about it i've i've actually been pretty happy lately nice how like why is that why i'm so sad i know i have been too recently sad yeah no i don't oh you were making a joke about it and then you you kind of baited me into agreeing with you yeah and then i pulled the rug

out yeah no i'm i i actually have been a little i've just been more anxious lately same me too maybe it's like the weather i think so i think it's daylight savings it's a fun yeah that actually definitely like leaving work and it's dark i was just like so sad yesterday i was standing because it was pouring rain when I was going home. I was just standing on the street corner getting soaked. Are you taking an edible every night? Pretty much, yeah.

But I've done that for two years now. Yeah, I know. You take an edible every night? Yeah. Why are you smiling? Because the way you said it is like I'm going to overdose or something. Yeah, you take an edible every night.

You're addicted, dude. You're throwing your life away. I'm addicted to a little... I take a low-dose edible to help myself sleep every night. are there people that edibles have ruined their life sometimes like two and a half three milligrams like sometimes five if i'm like actually trying to like do something fun but like yeah just a little yeah just helps me sleep i took two and a half this weekend what felt about as high as i

felt during the game really i have i've never experienced more or less high with an edible unless it's like a crazy dose it like if i take five or ten i feel the exact same exact same obviously that's not that big of a difference i can definitely tell you um i got my laptop back from the cleaners today and like the dry cleaner no no there's like a like a computing store and you bring it and they like get all the stuff they do like a nice deep clean and i'd i'd taken stickers off the back so they like god i did as much as i could but i don't have like the chemicals that they have and i was just like you know what it's due for it's due for a nice cleaning and i got it back and i went to log in and it said uh it had that thing where it was like try again in

like 30 minutes so clearly the guy at the computer store was just trying to guess what my password was or maybe they were just like button mashing oh they were cleaning the keyboard and like he kept hitting enter yeah that makes a lot more sense that is funny it was just completely locked out he i he asked me for my password before i left and i was like aren't you just cleaning it he was like yeah i guess so i think like they're and then when i went to avoid that happening i don't know yeah i can't imagine like he would enter hit enter enough times for it to like because like usually it's like you're locked out for a minute then five minutes then 10 minutes so like how would it happen across all of those yeah in his defense i also got it wrong the first time

that i tried what what did you try and what is it i tried my club penguin password did you know that it's that's everything yeah i know that password no but i used to dude when i played club penguin i like took over from my brother and so i had some like like i feel like the the overtime club penguin they they put up more like paywalls and stuff once they realized they could like get more money out of kids and so he already had the big igloo no no it was more about like like they would do like events and like back in the day they'd be doing like events like you know that was the culture and uh no like i had a t-shirt that would be like ice fest 24 2008 or something yeah and like as shit went on they made you have to more and more they would make you

you wouldn't just go to event and get a free t-shirt right now right you'd you'd have to pay for that stuff right and so when i would pull up with that vintage shirt people would say damn yeah he been around right i will also say this we used to i used to make girlfriends i used to go up to penguins and say will you be my girlfriend and they would say yes and then me and owen would do this we go find a girl say we'd be my girlfriend and then we would say you stink and leave the room it was like the ultimate prank then i oh can you imagine your daughter comes down for dinner and she's like i went through a breakup she's like disheveled and like what happened like my boyfriend my boyfriend told me that i stink they probably needed that

really bad they probably needed you to be like they needed someone to make a friend and they were like oh my god finally and then you betrayed them and for you and owen wallace to get a little laugh she's like whoa good pull on the last name owen wallace yeah he's like all you talk about really i think i've been talking about him a long time i guess i talked to you so much that like if if there is a story from your childhood yeah yeah what's philip's last name probably but you definitely say that more what's well okay anyway i well i own as my friend till i was like 11 so it's only like a hint like yeah anyway wallace that's a good i think it's just a good name that's probably why yeah it is a great name honestly i hope he's doing well i uh i was

gonna say i would oh this is my new hat come on no she's like she's like she's like i'm mrs waddle what like the girl at dinner after getting dumped on pay mrs waddle he had the coolest ice fest what else do they just waddle the gg hadid thing where she's like dawns have you ever seen her go sneaker shopping we're not uh bella sorry bella god she goes like uh if if homeboy pulls up in some of these like it's quiet but if he pulls up in some air max he's gonna like get it that's what your girlfriend was like if he pulls up with a puffle it's quiet if he pulls up with an ice fest 2008 t-shirt he gonna get a few puffles too here's what i'll say a funny thing that i think about with thanksgiving is i remember years ago

i made a viral tiktok of course that was like going around the table and we're like saying what we're grateful for and my cousin mckenzie and her fiance kale were in it and uh all the comments afterwards were it was like kale was like i'm just so grateful that like we can all be here and like it was like earnest no no so his set well his role was like we're all saying we're grateful i'm just so grateful we can all be here and think like thankful for family and then it went to me and i was like and i'm grateful for like i couldn't think anything my brother was motioning like all of us and i was like the table is so round and anyway so i like did like a silly shtick yeah the worst haircut i've ever had in that video by the way uh and all the comments

were just like l first guy first guy sucks l l like about this poor guy like my cousin's fiance who was like new to the family who i was like wait why did he suck no like they just because he was the guy was like i'm just great for my family and then i did like the funny thing like he was like the straight man in the sketchbook like everyone was like like shitting on him and uh yeah i just remember it being a very funny intro to her did you ever like cry at the table when you were talking about what you were thankful for like get emotional not usually no you i've seen videos of people doing that but we also everyone it was it's always like the one of the younger cousins like i'm the youngest on both sides and me or like one of the other kids when

we were like little little would like break down and i remember being so awkward next year because you were like you're like oh god do it again uh actually i think there have been some moments that have been emotional speaking of bad haircuts i don't know what to ask for at the barber i feel like when i was younger i knew how to describe what i want but i have now i had my last five haircuts it's not come out the way i want to i think it looks great it looks fine but it's not like no one's doing a double take what do you should i tell what should i tell them uh low taper fade why don't you try why don't you try saying something true and beautiful now six seven new from nespresso blend wellness into your coffee routine with the coffee plus range infused with

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yeah but i mean it took me like i had like short hair and then i had like the mullet and then i like over corrected and went back and now i think like having like a little length in the back and on top has been i've kind of found my sweet spot like a little business in the front yeah but it's like nothing party yeah two in the back right amen problem is my hair grows so fast i gotta get haircuts more often oh mullet bar it's it gets more partier as you so at the front it's very tame and business like oh like a physical bar yes yeah and it's people in the front are like doing meetings and then like the middle part is like you know people hang out at the bar and then the back is like complete debauchery i like that a lot at bar mullet bar maybe the bartenders have

mullets yeah i recently the other day lauren said you think you're gonna get a haircut soon oh i was like okay excuse me if you said that to her i feel like that she would get sad it's double standard but i owe her one because she's letting me grow out this disgusting facial hair i don't think it's disgusting really i don't think it's disgusting at all i think this is part of your life your age you're learning you're taking risks you're learning about yourself have you ever seen do you see that as i take that research the guy who's like only grows hair on one half of his face oh and i like kind of have like there's like a gap on this side that is you know who else said that jason tatum obama and he is connected really once it connects your jack harlow that

happened to too once it connects let me tell you it's going to be over for these hoes i'm just i'm going to mexico tomorrow or thursday and uh i'm just going to do that this for the trip and then you're going to shave when you get back yeah how long does it have to do for thanksgiving my mom will have an aneurysm yeah this is taking like a month are you gonna are you gonna do any fun things with it before you shave like you have to chops yeah wait what did you think it was mud mud I thought I thought it was mud and chops because it was like guys it should be that yeah like guys who go in the back country because the guys who have them exclusively are guys that also mud yeah the venn diagram is a circle well it was the comment someone left that about willie today

about the oh it was like um this is a something expectation of subservience sounds like a band that you listen to an insulting expectation of subservience is a band i fucking snapped that willie would listen to i i still maintain that it was an insulting expectation of subservience i i have a can i do a quick can we do a quick shout out yeah shout out i told them i told these these people i would shout them out on the pod shout out to the mega house there's 10 we willie and i met them in seattle apparently there are 10 people that live in a house and they call it the mega house and apparently they listen while they're doing the dishes that is like fun that was my dream in college is to have like a 20 person house

and like co-ed and you guys are just all like coexisting oh this isn't the mega house isn't co-ed oh are you why would you be a co-ed house so you know like there was like a group of friends i used to follow on tiktok at vandy who did that they it was like whoa we had guys and girls i knew guys and girls who lived together really it was like a uh trend you remember that trend that was like things in my co-ed house that just makes sense and it was like pictures of like oh this is the glory hole and like this glory hole yeah i got glory and they had like all these things like in their house it's like a sex thing no it wasn't a sex thing it was just like the one example was a sex thing so i understand where he's coming from when i would when you got to college or did

you think that because in the movies like girls and guys shower in the same place did you think that was gonna happen to shower in the same place in movie yeah yeah when did they do that like is they like in like american why they like come out of the like a girl that comes out of the shower and she's like hey boys um i did i hated my body so i would not have wanted that oh well i remember in movies they'll like walk through the dorms and towels and how'd you get back how else would you get back to your room uh yeah i would walk through the dorm and towel but it was all dudes on my floor yeah well that's the thing i think these were like co-ed we had ladies on our floor but the the bottom floor of our dorm was all girls but i think that they couldn't fit all of them

down there so they put some guys up top that makes sense and and one time i was walking to that you know when you just want to rinse off and it's like i don't need a shower it was more for like to redo my hair i'm not actually going in there to get clean i'm already clean i was walking to the shower with just a hairbrush and i walked past a girl and she goes that's pretty gross and that hurt wait what i was walking to the shower without any like body wash or shampoo or anything i just had a hairbrush because i was just going to rinse off why is that gross because she thought i was like dirty and i only go to the shower with just a hairbrush to clean myself got it yeah um you know what you say all the time that like just lives in my head what's

that all day is when you say i wanted to grab them by the ankles and throw them off a cliff yep whenever you say that i wanted to grab them by the ankles and throw them out a window yeah it was like permanently in my head for hours days who is making you feel that way um you said it to lauren excuse me about the episode yeah you wanted to grab her because yeah by the ankle i didn't want to grab in my defense ankle is probably one of the only places you can grab someone else's girlfriend without it being weird nah you ain't touching that shit because it's only that's only gonna end in violence i'm gonna tell you this you never grab someone by their ankles in like a in like a nice turned on way yeah true true true unless you're like into ankles you know who i saw

in the parking lot today who has a car you would never expect mike santini sean sean pulled into the parking lot today in a hellcat what's a hellcat it's like pull up wait actually pull up a hellcat that's like what every guy that goes in military gets it's like it's like what all the college football players drive what is that insane and he wears like aviators too dude i was like oh my god that's so cool hit the funniest thing he said at the beginning when we first met him was like yeah like no one uh you'd never guess i'm irish because my accent's completely faded i was like the first thing that i thought about you was oh my god that guy's from ireland yeah you know where i just started vaping guinness what do you mean house

of guinness on netflix oh no pretty cool stuff pretty cool stuff wait is it about the beer company yeah but the first thing that it says is this fiction is based on a true story so i don't know what to believe interesting so get it so yeah well i had to get the irish succession exactly so the succession based on a true story yeah yeah it's about the murdochs murdochs no it's about the fox yeah it's the murdochs that's the murdochs own fox right oh like rupert murdoch not like alec not alec murdoch yeah i gotta go i thought that was the people that like murdered different different different family different families together but prepare yourself for all sorts of quips about the history of guinness that are that could just as well be fiction

because i'm only going to learn them from this show i wonder if there's any like world records they show in it it's like a brief one episode's all about like the longest longest fingernails beard and then they like their big fight with ribblies believe it or not who's who do you think is the longest beard um santa no who do you think is the longest beard like he they are married to someone who's covering up their sexuality who's been a beard the longest oh that's even that's an even better question i was thinking of just tall beards maybe like oh i think yeah how do you Get a beard. Melania, am I right?

Now that we know he's been slurping on Bubba. Come on. Dude, apparently there's a chance Bubba's a horse and they weren't referring to Clinton. I actually don't know which is better. Better in terms of which you'd want to see more or which one would be funnier? I want to see the photo. 1,000% are you joking? So they're saying there's a photo of it?

Epstein's brother went on the news yesterday and said that that's not what they were talking about. oh never mind then mark epstein said what me and my brother it was something along the lines of like what me and my brother were talking about is none of your business you see that like the one guy who voted against releasing the files today no literally one guy yeah one it's just like it's kind of incriminating but i mean maybe i doubt he was important enough to even be part of it but it's just funny or he didn't get the memo that they were supposed to flip their opinion overnight flipinion yeah yeah he just doesn't get email i didn't check my email leaving he's like what fuck is it not like one by one like public that's how they do it in like parliament but here

i think it's like secret there's like different ways they do certain votes uh but yeah they have like a button on their chair yeah the most typical way really i like the way there are some countries where they they go around and say it i think we do that sometimes sometimes they do just like voice votes too where it's literally just like if it's like gonna pass they just be like all in favor it's like oh and then like all against and then they just like okay yeah but like if it's like a close vote or like an important yeah is your vote public you have a thing on your chair yeah i was thinking like the survivor like strategy where that would be fun you like flip on someone yeah and everyone's like trying to figure out okay who flipped who flipped on the vote who flipped on the

vote when are we gonna have a reality show about the government that would make congress survivor no just like it's oh it's like uh quarterback or like drive to survive but it's like following five i would get way more into it that would actually be kind of sick yeah there'd probably be a lot of issues with it though just like legally because they'd be like a lot of access well no it's just like they couldn't like release or they couldn't like yeah there's like i don't know do they party yeah they party do they party hard i think it depends but yeah i think did you see any like partying no i didn't i wouldn't have been privy to that though i was like a low level i was an intern but i did one time walk down so was monica lewinsky and and she got to see all

sorts of stuff yeah i wasn't quite as good looking do you think i was i did walk into though a party at one point you know i thought you're gonna walk in on something no no and i i like was just like going to this part of our office in the capitol building and i walked in i was like oh something's going on down there and i went i just like turned around and walked back up the stairs and someone's at the top what do you get back up here i was like what what was that she's like it's a soiree that's the president of iran or something like that and i was like oh fuck so i just like stumbled into the wrong room and it was like my boss and like the president of iran and a bunch of people like having drinks and stuff you walk in on the president i i might i don't know don't quote me

on the country but it was like a middle eastern like leader oh and i was like oh sorry i didn't no you walk in on on the president of turkey taking like body shots off of parliament exactly you watch it you walk imagine erdogan erdogan it's like erwan for fascists is it really no that's the name of the president turkey i don't know why i believe that for a That is his name, but it's not like Erewhon. But he sucks. Hmm. Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Yeah, it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. Yeah, it's Istanbul, not Constantinople. You ever know that song? Is that the Looney Tunes guy? No, it's They Might Be Giants. Remember that band? Mm-mm. Huh.

I think at some point we'll realize the bands you know, Andrew and I almost exclusively know. No, this was like a kid's band. They did like joke songs. like uh weirdo they might be giants i think you were brian flores sorry that's just a uh top coaching prospect for the giant yeah they might be giant can you look at our coordinator i think you may just be tapped into channels that we don't know istanbul see oh whoa and they do hot dog hot dog hot diddly dog oh they were like they were on like a pretty good run yeah they were super famous huh dr worm

okay oh they did it here in higley town what what are you guys most excited about for thanksgiving you're gonna meet up with the cousins yeah i know you're i know your stoner ass is probably gonna like go on like oh that cousin walk you know that cousin walk before thanksgiving all hit oh my god no i'm i do have cousins and on an uncle a whole family is coming to you ever been high for thanksgiving i don't know that seems like a popular thing where people are like oh like the cousins walk it's like i've never that is the last group of people i would ever want to be high around yeah no for all of my family members do you have an holiday party if you want to come i'll be in florida the whole

all of christmas oh i thought you're talking about thanksgiving i'd love oh sorry yeah i'd love to come the 21st i think of december yeah i'm there with bells on everyone's invited whole family's invited um uh have you guys ever done blackout wednesday no guy but here's the problem many times but here's the problem i do think my family and all of my like aunts and uncles live in the town that i went to college in so if i go out it looks like i'm just like spending the holidays at my college which is kind of sad yeah but i think this could be a classic case of like that too though because the kids aren't there the locals the local winter park kids because they all come home from like then when they know that you live there i don't know i'm not trying

to invalidate you i'm trying to mitigate your anxiety i think this is a classic like rusty the overthink but yeah uh i would love to go to fids for the night fids you and i next time we drink around the world we're going we're going to fiddler's green together all right it is it is a magical magical place i'd never i'd never done i've never been i've never done blackout wednesday i that's because we're like a turkey trot family oh so i'm i'm going for pr this year i'm trying to break 20 minutes i've never done you are like slowly decreasing the length of your races like you did the marathon you did half marathon you did 5k next is like the mile yeah yeah you started doing some running down the block i'm doing a hundred meter

i'm doing my club oh yeah i got all these people on instagram because i posted a picture in my these shoes after the race okay they're like no way you did that in burks oh i was like no i obviously changed my shoes after the race did that it was anyone there who to like hand you your things or where'd you put your no just in my car gotcha yeah gotcha this episode is brought to you by cash app willy do you have cash app i have cash but not only do i have it i love it i love using it i love spending money with it i love receiving money with it i love what do you like more spent sending money with it or receiving money probably receiving me too yeah i would say so you're a sender you're a little sender i love let's get

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wednesday so i would hope it's not blacking out we we played a game of mafia that's actually why we started playing that here was because we came back and we were trying to come up with an in office thing and i was like i just played mafia for the first time since i was like little and then we tried it i like mafia your blackout wednesday isn't like going and reuniting with all your like hometown friends none of my friends live in winter park they're all home in maine and the funny thing about that is i have the same problem where none of my friends are there because i'm in maine like i don't see anyone from high school when i go back for holidays we hit it pretty hard on christmas eve last year believe it or not that was the this was probably before

your time but that was when i got punched it's the only time i've ever been punched that story that was last year or was that two years ago by the homeless guy yeah that was like before the pod really yeah oh i thought that was like in college no that was like either last year or the year before i think it was two christmases ago now that i'm thinking about it huh so maybe we had just started but i got i got my my ass rocked that was a tough that was a wake-up call because it was like why were we even out on christmas yeah you should be spending that time with your family why was the bar open like most people at church and you're just yeah blacking out yeah there was one of our friends dads was there and he was like good buddies with my dad and i remember

being like oh that's that'll be a bummer if my dad ever hears that but i guess that wasn't really my fault take me to church i'll worship like a god should we go to church together on christmas eve do you want to nope we we do go do you go uh we i don't think we did last year but like i would say usually i guess yeah when he's not blacking out when i'm not i don't want to but my mom likes it it is kind of nice it's like tradition it feels like the right thing to do but i just don't want to support what are you guys asking for what are you asking for for thanksgiving for christmas for thanksgiving for christmas probably like a turkey i'm gonna oh thanksgiving presents oh that should be a new tradition i like that and it's more than christmas

and it is very it's like a competition to see who gets the most gravy i got gravy this year gravy we all love it we all love it we all love eating it we all love drinking it i am excited to go to maine though i'm very jealous yeah actually no i am excited to go to i'm excited to go to florida but i do i think maine now i think will be turning into winter i think in my head it's still fall but it's probably full-blown winter there i think it's fbw for sure and i'm there for the whole weekend i don't fly back to like monday morning on the first so you can do any skiing no i don't ski you don't ski at all i i snowboard but i don't like it i i snowboard but i hate it the whole time i mean like literally i don't i

mean i enjoy like going on some runs but then i'm always like sick of it halfway through the day and everyone's like let's keep going i'm like i just want to go eat chili you could be a you could just be an opera guy every group needs an opera i don't that's like embarrassing i'm not like our buddy jake does that and i'm like i don't want to be that sorry why is it embarrassed what's opera what's that like we were going we were going ski trips and our buddy jake would just stay in the lodge and like wait for us to be done oh wait why is that embarrassing i don't know i just i'm not gonna like i just going on the ski trip yeah and then not going on the ski trip and it's just going on the trip yeah yeah i like it but the reason opera is fun is because you did you

did the activity right yeah yeah it's like it'd be like uh i've just i've just started saying no ski trips and i'm okay with that yeah like signing up for the marathon and not doing the run but only having the using your ticket for the beer after which by the way my half the other day no beer 10 at the end what it's like a pavlovian thing that i i was like completely thrown off i went home and found like a beer as fast as i could i was like what like you do a race you're supposed to get a treat yeah well maybe it's like like uh you like when a flight's so short that there's no service like you get the you get the snacks and the drinks when it's like a cross-country flight but if you're just doing like no but jfk to newark but a half is it long enough jfk to newark would

be a crazy flight yeah that i mean i guess yeah that probably doesn't exist it was the half easy as all get out because you have already done the marathon um i mean i know because i i went i pr'd for the half by like 30 seconds per mile which is a pretty significant pr so i pushed myself but but no i think i still gas in the tank i think i could have gone faster for sure which is fine though but it was fun to just yeah because i like i got the bib last minute i didn't train for it it was just like it wasn't like a whole thing i hadn't like told everyone about it and hyped it up like i think it made it just like fun i was just like i'm gonna get up and just do it i I was like, I was the day after hard at all.

Like, like after a marathon, I feel like you're pretty spent, but like a half of you just do it and go on with your weekend. Yeah. Except we'd gotten in that night. So I hadn't gone from Seattle. So I'd gone to bed at like midnight and got up at five to get there. So like, I was just kind of exhausted. Yeah.

So did you hear about the Washington crew that stayed when we left me? They heard they went like balls. They went. Apparently they went haywire. They all, they, Jackson said that they got cut off as a, as a group. Really? The bartender said no more for your group. that's awesome that makes me feel better because these guys get to watch us get hammered and

they're completely sober yeah yeah and you're like oh that was so embarrassing so it's good to it's good to see that when they go out they are also they're just going balls to the playing field yeah yeah apparently jackson told me today you know when we sang karaoke yeah he said he had to pull the youtube card they were like no those guys can't go like our lines way too long and he was like you want to hear some bullshit that he doesn't even know what yeah i guess he like pulled the youtube card but then they got we were still like way far down on the list so i walked up and i was like 40 bucks and then he put us next i just put 40 bucks in his tip jar and he goes that'll do it but i i was like i was kind of embarrassed when he told me that you you have to at some point

accept that that is what we do for a living you can't be embarrassed i'm saying to be like i we demand special privileges because we are i don't think it was like that i think he just has like hey we're filming a youtube video would we be able to he told me that they said he was like hey can we put our names on the list and they were like no the list is too long and he goes i don't want to be this guy but this will get like hundreds of thousands of views okay and i was like all right that might blow that's what i said i said why did you phrase it that way and then he tried to backtrack he was like i said it cooler and i was like you didn't say whatever at least we didn't say it uh speaking of which i went to chichi twice this weekend because of your guys video

in k-town the uh bar where you have the ipads and you like oh you went twice we went twice because i went the first night and we got rinsed and i was like i'm going back i'm getting my money back we're gonna break even went deeper in the hole the next night yeah i didn't lost what game were you losing at uh rock paper scissors yeah shoot going oh we also got crocodile shoot going deep in the hole in Rock, Paper, Scissors shoot is like is funny

because it's like statistically you should come out like even at worst yeah no we were down like 10 drinks by the end of it

I was like I was like crying to the bartender and he was like one soju on me man paper you gotta just stick with paper dude

yeah we won like we stuck with rock I was so good at it yeah really yeah you guys had like 50 drinks you guys made it seem

like you win all the time yeah we won like 18 times in a row I think we lost like twice yeah yeah it was like false advertising

i thought that's how it would go for us and who'd you go with uh my friends were visiting for flog now which got moved to this weekend oh yeah wait so are they still here then no no no they all went home they're just not going to go yeah they can't afford like is banana going um no no wait so what are they doing with their ticket uh they got a refund on them oh because it got rained out is that what happened yeah exactly so i was just like trying to find things to do and i was like there's this like bar we can like bet on drinks and they were like we're there were there a lot of people there uh friday night there was yeah there was like a ton of people and it was like fun because we were like talking shit to another table and then the guys like showed up

and they were like we were really nervous to come up to you guys but like you guys seemed chill and they like poured soju into like all of our cups and like we like talked to them for a while and it was like really cool and the soju was so good that actually went back to their table to see like what flavor it was and they were gone i don't even know if they existed they never existed I forgot that you existed. Are you near K-Town or you just, it looks like so much fun. It just looked like so much fun that we. Where do you live?

Sautel. There's a hell of a vape shop in Sautel. If you ever, if you ever got a hankering. Is it Herba? It's like purple lettering. Is that what it is? No, this one looks more like organic. They're like one of the only places that still hides the fact that they're selling flavors.

Like they think they're still going to get like busted. because it's technically illegal in california to sell flavors of vapes yeah so that's what everyone just does it anyway yeah like you know how we went to that vape shop in brentwood it's like that's their whole business like if whatever governing body is supposed to be keeping an eye on this walked in they'd be out of business damn but uh yeah the guy at the sawtelle one like won't he thought i was a cop one time or he thought i he thought i was untrustworthy because i was like can i get a great vape he was like uh no we only have clear and i was like they're in that cabinet i've been here before he was like no they're not i was like i guarantee you they're in that cabinet

he was like no you do kind of like he just left no i just bought a clear one to show him because i feel like if i left he would have been like i stopped i stumped that cop but i was like no i just want yeah i just want a vape does clear just taste like nothing then it kind of tastes like cool if that makes sense it's like swag cold okay yeah tastes like uh like anti-freeze i think i had a clear one a couple weekends ago and i was like this is awesome that it like it was so good i was like thinking about two weeks later i just dm the girl on instagram who like can i buy that vape and i just dm'd her just like what was that vape i've been vaping up a storm recently i've also been uh getting really into the pen which is not good i don't think i just like that i can

control it a little bit more the edible it's just like signing up for an all-night thing yeah yeah yeah and what else yeah oh yeah and what else okay here's a hypothetical you're locked in a house with nothing literally nothing yeah there's a pot of boiling water on the stove okay you have four minutes until you die do you drink it uh what why would i drink it why would i drink it you're gonna die anyway four minutes oh you think it's like uh like when they leave someone in a room and it's only a button that shocks them like eventually out of boredom they'll touch it i mean andrew probably poured down the drain get rid of his flies all right here's what i would do i'd take the pot of pot of boiling water throw it through the window

exit through the window congrats you are safe you passed andrew you died andrew you still have fruit flies are you saying people are like excited to drink boiling water like they've always wanted to drink boiling water yeah it's sort of like everyone's sneaky like guilty pleasure we've all tried not guilty pleasure like intrusive thought would that kill you no you drank boiling water boiling water i think it might there's no way i don't know i don't think you'd be able to drink it like if you tortured a guy you just open his mouth and pour it down read you die oh maybe i'm wrong yeah i had a buddy that got poison oak in his throat one time if if being wrong is a crime how do you get poison oak then i don't want to be right he was

touching he touched it and then he touched something in his mouth and then his like spit went down it was like a whole thing i had a friend who uh had sex in the woods and they all got poison ivy all over their bodies like every inch of their body and they had to go to the emergency room like crotch too yeah when you say every inch you're talking like taint i'm talking like i'm talking taint i'm talking why were they having sex in the woods i think they thought it'd be hot um but like the nurses were like okay yeah we know what you did yeah like how else would you get it all over phil and i got poison ivy on our legs one time because we used to party at this beach in maine and kids were these rude little kids our friends would throw their beer cans

into the shrubs like up on top after once the sand ended there were like bushes and kind of shrubs and stuff they'd throw their cans in there and we went back one day to clean them all up got poison ivy from our knees down but we made a killing made a killing on the cans returning them yeah i used to collect them every summer like we go to old orchard for like a week and i would get all the cans because my mom said if i collected them i got the money it'd be like seven bucks at the end of the week and i'd be like oh it was like christmas if you get like like two full trash bins of cans is like 20 bucks but do my cousins they had a whole business they would put out recycling bins all along the beach in the mornings and then they would go pick them up at the end of the day like

the city knew and i think was just like okay it's just like helping us yeah and then they would do the redemption thing and make like thousands of dollars that's brilliant but they would they had to make like because people just throw shit in cans right so they had to make them like specially designed where it was like the size of like a can yeah but then still like they'd crack one open at in and be like full of like oysters like god damn it but yeah um i just sent you a funny video edge sent me this today this morning he's like is this the hike you're doing and i was like surely it can't be it is so now i'm a little bit scared i feel like we knew that it's like everest no this one looks insane bro what like if it's like that i'm not is that actually the hike you're doing

That is the summit of the mountain I'm hiking this weekend. What do you mean if it's like that? That was eight hours ago. No, I don't think that video was taken eight hours ago. I think we're going at a better time of year. Oh, my God. Are you going to have a guide? Yeah, we have two.

Do you need oxygen? No. Do you have all your gear? it feels like they have stuff that i feel like you don't have they have stuff for me too that like i'm gonna have like a pickaxe and crampons and i gotta figure out my pants situation do you think they come out of honey do you do you mind if i keep some crampons at your house sorry what do you think they come out of that and they're like yeah that was worth it yeah i think they call it type two fun so it's not fun in the moment but it's fun to have accomplished

interesting i mean i'll let you know on monday but i've never heard of that term before type two fun yeah i've i learned it recently is that like does the marathon fall into type two fun i think by the end of it those are pretty fun for most of it but the last six miles oh yeah are you going home for thanksgiving are you going to be in mexico yeah no i get back from mexico on monday and then i'm flying home on wednesday to maine to maine yeah is this just to is this this is just to kind of like brag about i don't i actually don't know i'll let you know if there's like some sort of like spiritual thing that happens i at this point when i'm watching this video i'm like well i don't want to do that yeah i'm hoping for your sake that it's

not uh like there are like icicles all over them but i don't know i think you're heading into an interesting direction in your life where this may just be what you do now i don't it seems like this is kind of just what your vibe i just i think i like like the running because it's like pushing your body and testing the limits and stuff but it's like i'm not gonna fucking die right this feels like i don't know that i want to go any further down this route this is yeah i think until you unless you make a real effort to like dedicate your life to hiking i think this is probably kind of where it ends i think that's i think i'm okay with that like do you think you'll do like everest at some point no how long is the hike um i don't know in terms of mileage

but we go up about uh 5 000 feet total well like how long does it take oh two days whoa we camp on the mountain overnight yeah it's 5 000 vertical yeah so we can't i think we start at 13 we go up like 2500 the first day and then we camp overnight and then we go up another like 3500 the next day which is like less like i did we did a hike here recently where we did like 6 000 feet in a day yeah so it's not ski most ski mountains are like around that right but this is starting you're starting at 13 so you go up to 18.5 gosh so it makes it harder because of the lack of altitude yeah it's the highest peak in mexico is the third highest in north america wowza that must be pretty expensive if you're paying for like two guides everything in mexico is actually really cheap

really i think it's like 500 bucks or something are you gonna spend a day partying no because we i mean i would love to but like the way you said no i don't party no i would love to but we're getting in and then we're just it's three days i fully support this this new lifestyle that you're living but if it gets to the point where you do answer that partying question the way i initially thought i'm gonna be like not happy no no i want i would love to party feels like you've had a good balance too ever since the marathon has been over you've been like kind of partying i think that's been doing like friday night we partied and sunday i ran my race and it was an ipr like i don't you can do both yeah i think it's hey i think it's cooler if you do both

i agree wait where is it i don't even know you can go see my buddy joaquin he lives in mexico city okay ask for rusty hi Joaquin I'm Rusty's friend Joaquin and I had a night together where we walked around campus and stole like 20 plus signs from different places that's kind of impressive this Thanksgiving season BetMGM is serving up more than turkey it's giving you another chance at first touchdown scores with BetMGM's second chance promotion, you'll get your stake back in cash. If your first touchdown scorer ends up scoring second instead,

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donuts for billy for his birthday so i thought there's probably donuts in the sketch wing why don't i snag one i go in there no one's in there but the box is there and i open it and no one's eaten a donut yet did you take one i took one and then and then i took that row and i rearranged the donuts to make it look like there was just one row of three so i put them in the gaps and it's on the bottom so i was like it's plausible what if billy's was like billy's favorite donut was like vanilla sprinkles and you know you saw me eating yeah yeah i that's what then i was coming back in here i was like i should just take one of the glazed because there's i don't know it was a selfish move i don't really feel great about it but it's also like it's like you're you know you're

getting you're hot now and you're good at all these things and it's like guys guys that run marathons they go out like life doesn't come to them they go out and take it yeah you're right it's a doggy dog world it's a doggy dog world it's a doggy dog you know that of course they might be giants i don't know this band i don't care to learn about them i don't want to hear about them anymore steve spagnuolo where some see heroes and others see egos bloomberg sees the era of billionaire athletes while others follow the noise we follow the money learn more at bloomberg.com might be on the giants what episode numbers is 161 can i do one guess i'm gonna nail it joel tinney no joel tinney was not 61

i thought that was a made-up guy i'm gonna be honest i was pretty excited 55 i got one for you want a real one yeah why was that not a real one elijah vera tucker oh uh joe thomas no he's 63 i think 73 um ollie williams he's got family guide happy happy birthday to you happy happy birthday okay all right what don't hate that whoa don't hate that who is that hunk of chunk air oh and that white guy next to

him is kind of cute too here's a question to change switch it up a little bit you're on a boat yeah pot of boiling water there's no boiling water how do you boil it they bring you a a cup of albatross soup okay i don't know what that is it's a family recipe okay there's a guy that is walking the plank for fun do you push him gotta let him learn gotta let him learn on his own here's my question when does a plank be When does a plank become a diving board? Plank can be a diving board with a good attitude.

I mean, that's some Jack Sparrow shit right there. Isn't that exactly what he does? What? They get him to walk the plank, and he does a swan dive off of it. And then just swims to an island. That's pretty cool. I love it. I feel like my hypotheticals have been kind of on fire today.

I will say they are definitely better than normal. Can you Google crazy hypothetical? can we play jeopardy let's just cut to the chase we all yeah let's do that jeopardy we all want to play jeopardy everyone love that what i think so let's just cut to the chase we all want to play jeopardy let's do it do harry potter no what why well it's just so niche you love harry potter i know but i will do harry potter houses for 100 this is how many houses there are at hogwart it says four it says howards this is gonna be horrible that's the easiest fucking show the answer is four team two gets team two get fucked yeah why am i automatically team two

well i think of like team one team two all right and let me do hogwarts houses for 500 all right how many points did dumbledore award neville longbottom for his bravery and standing up to his friends this act contributed to gryffindor winning the house cup 100 and the answer is 10 that was one number off he uh you know what's funny is is that was that was just the amount they needed yeah all right andrew can i do uh harry potter houses for 400 why are you only doing that one category i don't know it's not good daily double which house won the house cup in the goblet of fire uh team two uh gryffindor and the answer wait don't i get to buzz in oh what no house if he

doesn't answer and then i and i clapped i also get to answer oh were you gonna say no house yeah did you actually know that no yeah but i still get a chance do you wait yeah he does both of you guys answer i think so yeah like if he gets it wrong he's like no that's all right and then if i buzz in i can answer oh but how am i supposed to know the answer yeah good catch 22 i guess i don't really know um okay all right but i get the board now i think yeah all right can i just do harry potter for 500 center yeah console what is the missing animal lion badger snake blank oh i know it raven yeah the answer is eagle oh wrong but you were gonna do yeah but you i didn't you clap faster and got it wrong all right i'm winning now you guys i thought you guys were

better harry potter teachers for 500 but another one that was houses even though i tried to leave the house category it's all about the fucking houses all right the daily devil this professor of oh fuck uh had a vision uh wait what is that word divination okay oh it's like that crazy lady yeah i just can't remember this professor of divination had a vision about harry and cast yourselves into the future also i'm hosting trivia tonight oh yeah yeah that'll be fun how did you get that gig you've done it a bunch of times yeah it's like my third fourth time around i just fill in for the guy i've just been going there for so long that i know all the staff and stuff and so i was like i would love to fill in whenever you aren't um oh i'm upset with myself for that eagle

smith no that's not my answer i don't have an answer do they pay you actually yeah it's like 100 bucks but i feel like half the time they don't pay me and i don't it's fine i do it for the love you like are they supposed to give you like cash or something well yeah like one time i got like venmo the other times i haven't gotten paid but i don't you do it for the love of the game yeah exactly they give you free beers yeah but i get i drink free there no matter what really yeah wow just for being a local yeah or just for being a regular yeah and i'm a friend of the bartenders i mean i guess if it was someone who yeah i don't know the rich get richer if it was someone that what if it was something that what like if there's other bartenders i don't

know but i only go on tuesdays i gotcha um okay did you guys answer no no one knows professor well what the hell i didn't answer willie got it willie willie buzzed and i didn't get it right i didn't clap what i said kringle grew just kidding that's not my answer whatever i said was not i did not clap at any point okay neither of us should have lost points there andrew can i have harry potter spells for 100 harry potter's spell this is like it sucks the final spell that harry used against voldemort stupefy wait wait oh wait can i answer one or expel no expelliarmus uh it is expelliarmus wheelie got it right i said it first but all right what are you talking about i said it first i was i had just buzzed in i was about to

say it you you're making me feel small i play too much what do i play too much you play too much harry potter spells for 500 i guess is this even moderately 500 sorry i don't know why i freaked This is the spell that Harry used to give Dumbledore water. Crucio. No, that's the torture spell. It was fucking torture. Wait, maybe, yeah.

Maybe it is Crucio. The answer is Aguamant. Oh, yeah, I remember that. I will do Harry Potter spells for 200. I didn't get it wrong. Stop giving me points. No, no, it was good. It doesn't make a difference.

That was a good point. Harry Potter spells for $200. $400? $200. What do you mean? This is the spell that Hermione used on Harry's glasses. Oculus Reparo. Wait, he had already seen that question.

You did too. The answer is Oculus Reparo. All right, can I do the last one? We'll take it one more. No, you pick. I want to be done with this. I'm not having fun. Okay.

harry potter for 400 last one harry potter for 400 how old was harry potter when he first attended hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry 11 okay that i literally clapped before you but you don't care about integrity 11 is correct you it's fun it must be fun for you to just like rusty wins you cheat i clap before you and then you just clapped again no because you clapped before the question was over so neither of our claps yes it is true no are we fighting again yes okay guys we were just messing with you for the front portion of this episode now is when we get entertaining and serious guys willie tell them about what your thanksgiving plans are thanksgiving plans are number one smoking smoking crazy dope with my

grandpa and okay you said something funny now let's try saying something true and beautiful wait well i don't get it can you go first um i am gonna i'm looking forward to hanging out with my cousins we're gonna go to harry potter world and uh i am gonna conquer my fear once more of roller coasters because i did it last year but i want to see if it still holds up um so be guys be expecting all sorts of fun roller coaster stories um when i get back and uh keep me in your prayers and i am what's the first thing you're gonna eat willy mashed potatoes andrew that thing that's all marshmallows uh sweet potato casserole i didn't know there's sweet potato in it that's what the whole thing is oh then never mind i thought it was just marshmallow and uh willy what

Do you put your... Wait, what? His answer was marshmallows? The yams with marshmallows on top. No, I know, but he just said he didn't know there were sweet potato in it. He just skims off the top. He just comes in just one scoop, just takes all the marshmallow. I'm going to get some of that, too.

Do you put your corn in your mashed potatoes? No. Corn. Do we have corn at Thanksgiving? It's like one of the main things. I know, I'm just trying to picture. I guess maybe on the cob? No, like, I think we do it off the cob.

I'm off that cob, cob, cob. I'm off that mug, mug, mug. Should we do our drafts? Yeah. That's a good idea. What do we have today? You don't even know. It's like a surprise.

I know. Is it Thanksgiving? Yeah, it is Thanksgiving, team. Have you seen, does that mean anything to you? Is that my belly? No, it's my backboard. Like, I lifted my pants up a little bit, and then that's like my backboard wait what what's your backboard oh my god those are pubes

yeah like right above the rip who are you sending that to no one because that is not sexy i know you've been out of the girl i know this is your first girlfriend in a while that's not what they want i didn't send that to lauren you call that your backboard yeah it's like right above the hoop right do you think guys call like bank shot when they're hooking up with willie before they like chuck it off the backboard guys when all the guys hook up with willie guy bees will's not on board um why did you just show me that also why does your your crotch your pelvis area your backboard looks exactly like my stomach okay thank you i don't know what you want me to say man it's my freaking backboard rusty what are some of your favorite thanksgiving traditions the turkey stuff

everyone gets what gets to pick one household object and we all try and shove it in the turkey and whoever can't fit their item in there uh has to eat alone ah yes we do the turkey balloon uh we buy helium from party city fill up the turkey and we let it float up into our high ceilings and then whoever gets it down first gets the first piece i love that yeah we do the turkey launch at my house we uh go to one of my aunt's houses and we try and launch the turkey across town at to my other aunt's house speaking of aunts uh we do aunts with ants on a log on a log so my aunts will all get ants on a log and stand on a log and the first one to eat it becomes the ant queen or the aunt queen depending on where you're from

we do the girlfriend freeze out go go go girlfriend freeze out uh if there's a new significant other at the table we all ignore them and pass them mean notes across the table that is fun uh we do the potato reassembly okay you start mashed and you have to create the perfect potato closest to the real thing gets a hundred dollars love it that all you got oh yeah i got the gravy toss the boat of gravy in your hand and then think egg toss okay the furthest you can get apart without spilling the gravy you get a hundred dollars wait say that one again it's like the you know the egg toss classic egg toss that but with a boat of gravy man i'm on my turkey shit gobbling it up man i'm on my turkey shit i'm a little cup

filling up my drinks thanksgiving with my mom i'm under the thanksgiving tree and that's presents should we do people from your hometown that don't exist yeah you want to know yeah i realized that i forgot to put names i just have the description of what i really you're about to get fucked you're about to get fucked on then okay these are people from your hometown that don't exist mike freelance he's just waiting for some credits to transfer and then he will be the mayor just a minor hang up but he's almost there that rhymed he's just waiting for some credits to transfer and then he's gonna be the mayor you're a poet sorry let me say it again mike freelance he's he's just waiting for some credits to transfer and then he's gonna be the mayor he just it's

like a little hang-up but once the credits transfer and he's all set then he'll be the mayor andrew nelson he's the guy that just lost his job because he got caught on one of those man on the street interviews on broadway blacked out drunk love it uh rick stencil he sold everything he owns to start his own airline where the pilots sing it's like sort of one of those like restaurants by broadway where the waitresses sing but the pilots sing so once they're at a cruising altitude they'll get up and do maybe a song from wicked perhaps a love song uh he just needs a few planes and he's pretty much there i love it um that's mike's rick stencil forgive me uh sam denellan he's the guy who is like constantly trying to get your dad's phone number at the

bar so he can sell him solar that's so disrespectful michelle flubb she can't find her phone wallet keys shoes socks glasses or wallet and she really needs your help everyone's got that in their hometown tim torch wait i have more oh sorry you only had three of the last ones i thought i only did two fuck me fuck me duke well that's what my dad says when he misses a putt isn't that kind of weird he goes fuck me duke who's duke i just say no thanks and Don't call me Duke. You can use that next time. Tom Crawler.

He's the dad at the bar who will not stop telling you how good you have it. He corners you and he goes, you don't know how good you have it right now. And you go, stop it. Tim Torch. He's been in the Olympics and he is very hot. Okay, okay. It's everyone's hometown. Everyone's hometown.

Everyone's hometown. Okay. every every time you out in your hometown be like yeah i'm trying to come up with a name for this last one oh i'm fucking soaking my shit i have to return that do you wait i think i took the tag off did you really yeah that's fine all right all right ready where you get it from amazon you're gonna return them all yeah they take like anything john bastion he's the he is he is the guy who will not leave you alone at the bar and he's telling you about how college is a scam scam scam scam i'm on my willy shit dressed like a turkey scam i'm on a hella deep i feel

like a dill scam okay well um you guys having fun today i had a lot of fun with you guys today and I am excited to record more episodes, and I am sorry that today's was not very good. Do you think today's was bad? I don't know what I think anymore. Do you think today's was good? I think it was all right. I think we should start with the drafts, man, maybe. I don't think we...

No, no, no. I think this was one case. I think we were off our game. We've done a bunch in a row, and that happens to the best of us. You think it was bad? No, I don't think it was bad. I don't think it was bad. Sorry.

I meant like... I think it was fine. You guys definitely both think it was bad. Do you think it was good? I think it was fine. Okay. Yeah. I think we've thought...

Now I obviously think it was bad. No, I think we've finished once before and been like, that's the worst episode we've ever recorded, and then it does completely wrong. Can we keep all this conversation in? Yeah. Do you want to? Yeah. Okay.

um do you guys have any money do you have a dollar i don't know can you tell me when can you ask me one of your trivia questions for tonight and i'll see if i get it no please i haven't written them you haven't written them it's this it's i know it's night i know i've been really busy paper is that picking up on the mic probably we're missing billy's big hat being in a being in a room over from people saying happy birthday sounds like you're in like a sad movie yeah what are you guys gonna do tonight marley and me um so willie since you know all the answers to trivia tonight i have a buddy going and he kind of lied about his master's degree

kind of hoping that his name core skeet by any chance oh i um this weekend uh tanner agpun had a pop-up for his oh yeah the circular library thing yeah and they had girl beer and they had girl beer too yeah is that a connection through like like lauren reached out or they i don't know how it came to be but lauren brought it over to them i think actually tanner reached out to lauren yeah that's what he told me but uh anyway my friends and i were just looking for things to do since flog now got canceled and i was like oh my buddy's having a pop-up on abit kinney like we can go and they're like yeah sure and like driving there i go he doesn't know my name i've talked to him yeah for three seconds in the office producing

the one that he was oh no i wasn't but he he would like walk through and i was like oh i like your shorts man he's like oh thank you so much i was like those are really he's like love you love your reels too yeah yeah yeah and uh and then so he like walked in so uh so i'm like driving there and i like finally like five minutes out i go guys i'm sorry i exaggerated he's not my buddy i would go he's not gonna know my name i don't know why i said that please don't expect him to know me and they're like yeah no problem your buddies and i go i've only talked to him yeah i go i have like i've only talked to him for like a minute one time and they go yeah yeah dude it's like no problem and i'm like okay okay and then as soon as like we park and get there i go i don't

even know if i've talked to him to be honest he might not even recognize my face like i don't know i don't know if we should go to this anymore and they're like it's fine like it'll be it'll be fun anyway that's so funny there's no shop there's no shop i just wanted to show but an empty parking lot yeah i'm actually here to kill you guys got canceled everyone get on their knees the pump up dig their own grave with each other's hands wait what was that all about dude that was that was That was the most confused I've ever been at a thing you've been telling me. Flying through the air.

That's the second most confused I've ever been. All right, we love you guys. Seriously. Take care of yourselves. Enjoy Thanksgiving with the family. Ask what I'm thankful for, will you? What are you thankful for? They're playmates.

Ask me what I'm thankful for. What are you thankful for? God. Andrew? I'm thankful for this job. nice alright happy Thanksgiving playmates we love you little turkeys

best turkey impression go Tanner I mean Andrew go best turkey impression go uh gobble gobble i think a turkey might say gobble gobble mailed it in maybe fucking mailed it in emailed christmas episode we're gonna come back with a vengeance yeah all right bye guys bye laters