Will & Rusty's Playdate - cgi friday's

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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golfer in the communion line that's pretty good cool if i pray cool if me and my buddies pray through in golf andrew if you're behind a group and they're slow and you're going fast they'll be like you want to play through and you're just going ahead of them i think that would get oh because you like pray at communion yeah yeah and it sounds like play yeah i'm still lost i think that would bring the house down yeah yeah i think that's it i'm it i'm full where would it bring the house down though like what where does it where do i eat at community like if you were like if someone did that to me oh yeah i think it'd be funny if you're like dressed like a golf guy here or something yeah you mind if i pray through it's like a this is sports center for for like

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out become christian grifters what's a christian grifter that's a good band name for a guy oh i had a great band name christian grifters picture books picture books yeah okay what would that sound like a band you would listen to yeah i mean that's just a cool band picture books picture concert i was showing uh sadika a song the other day it was by almost and she was like oh is that did they name themselves that after almost friday well it's almost monday no they're like an indie band but not not indie like pop indie almost monday sound they sound like the most optimistic people of all time hey almost monday yeah or like the worst guy your your buddy loves his job weekends yeah everybody loves hustling

your buddy who loves hustling hey speaking of andrew dude the i the whose high video is going like ballistic is it actually it's like the it's the best video we've ever done by like double it's like doubling you're lying no we're not you're lying do you have you know how many views is it at has i think it already has like 300 000 oh last time i checked it was like 150 yeah like one night something blew up bananas but i was reading the comments and i i felt more bad for being mean what are the comments just people being like poor andrew seems like hell yeah the top the top one i saw was like uh they put andrew in a saw trap what is saw trap you know like saw like the movie saw they're in the basement they're in the basement oh that's only 10 of them there's a

bunch also i probably that's probably the worst description anyone's ever given of saw is what i just did saw they're in a basement which i don't even know if it's true is that true andrew is that where they are uh they're in like an undisclosed location right yeah oh okay i think i get it now wait i don't so well the concept of saw is that these are like bad people right that like are basically being punished for their bad deeds so they were saying we were we're like we were the clown yeah guy yeah yeah what were you that was a bad what punishment warrants taking an edible and then all your friends going you're not high you're not getting high it yeah i would you know what's so funny is like i just was i just i think i just like got in my head and then

i just didn't allow myself to change my thing yeah i was positive you i was i was if you're thinking it like i think maybe when you're high too it's easier to just like kind of get trapped go down a rabbit hole i i would have i would have bet my life on it i would have bet my life on it that you were not i something about i think it was just because you were so high that you were doing things that like a cartoon high person does but i also think it was like yeah like other people were doing things that like that and i was just like oh they're high but then for some like because i had in my head that you weren't everything you did became like see yeah exactly because he's trying to be didn't you say you didn't you say you were like

faking it in the in round one because you didn't think you were high or you weren't high yet it wasn't that i was really faking it i just wasn't totally sure yeah and so but i could tell that you guys were a lot higher than i was so i was like why did how were we already that high well we i don't know the order we took the edibles in but it wasn't all at once yeah so it's possible i took i was the last one to take the edible so that makes sense that's like a that's like an unbelievable disadvantage that is it yeah i think the kiss of death for at the beginning was like when it when they said what's your favorite thing to do when high and andrew said grip the grass i yeah that yeah that to me i was like that's just something of but anyway are people

mad at us no i mean well i mean some people are like they were being dicks to him but like i watched it and i agree with them i i i felt bad so i just i also know i was also nervous in the first couple rounds because i was kind of like still feeling out if i was high or not and i was like i don't feel like i've talked a lot i don't think i'm being funny like i don't think they're gonna invite me to a video ever again because i'm just gonna sit here in silence because that's usually what happens if i'm like drunk or high yeah i get pretty quiet and so i was like i was like i need to be like try to be funny and then that grass joke just didn't land and like from there i just pretty much self-imploded oh yeah i'm sorry you made the video i mean every comment

is about if your fear if your fear was you will not be invited back to the video i think that is I mean, I don't know if you want to anymore. I know Caleb was like, you want to write it back? I was like, please give me the amount that I asked for last time. That, okay. Yeah, they also gave you more than you asked for? Yeah. They told him they were going to give him five, and then they gave him 10.

So if anyone. That's fucked up. If anyone is the asshole, it's the people behind the camera. Yeah, I was supposed to take half what you guys take. That might have thrown us off even more, though. Or do you think? actually we wouldn't have been able to well i was also gonna say that there are also just a bunch of comments being like pussies if yeah like if i took a 10 milligram you wouldn't even know like i

you should have taken 1500 milligrams i read that one i was like i read the comments like the first morning after it was posted or something and there was a guy that i that was the one i read where he was like i need 1500 milligrams and then someone replied to his comment it was like are you implying that you're the cool one for needing 1500 mil like that's a lot of money i was like that's like an entire every time you get high is an entire pack of edibles yeah i mean that's more weed than i've had in my life i think i that's around that's like over a year's worth of weed for me yeah yeah imagine how for the next video we're gonna we are gonna do 15 years worth of As long as I'm only doing 750.

Yeah, if we do 1,500, you do. Or what if we're all, Andrew gets five this time, and then we listen to that guy. So Andrew's like, I'm finally having a good high experience. And then we're all just like, oh. But that's also like, I saw someone was like, yeah, that's the point. If they were taking insane dosages, it wouldn't be like a video. The point is that it's like, it would be one guy. Yeah.

If you see those videos. one guy hang out every night you see that guy that like trips on airplanes and stuff no he like carries around like a deer's foot to like brave and then he takes like acid on planes and stuff it's like wait sorry what was the first part of that he carries around like a deer foot apparently like some like some like good omen that he carries around like some people have like a rabbit's foot whatever he takes like a why is that part of this though i was just of note i thought oh he doesn't like get high off it no he's just carrying that the more important part is that he's like i fucked your story and everyone he films himself and everyone on the plane is like looking at him

because he's the only guy on acid like that's what the video would be is like all of us if we took 1500 milligrams it'd be like five guys having we can it would be five probably there probably would be some five guys involved uh five guys like having an ego death yeah and then one guy just like i don't i don't feel i mean i'm just i'm actually kind of fine that would be i took some of that three chi home this weekend because i was like if i can control my dosage right i'll probably be like fine i'll have a good uh high and i was just taking like little nibbles from this like piece of brownie still got scared it was a brownie yeah how many milligrams was the brownie the brownie total i think was like 50 milligrams 50 yeah so i was just taking like

little pieces off the corners yeah and i still got scared i prefer the um the edibles with markings on them like shows you like like wild shows you the half point oh nice so you can be like that is five yeah that's a good point so you got scared i got scared again do you were you alone no we were out yeah i've been like drinking and stuff and uh we went to the lincoln and there were so many people there not to mention that we were in line for like 45 minutes at that place the lincoln's like a club right yeah there's a bar no it's a bar it's like a club bar like people dance there is it like closer to never been to lincoln i definitely have i can't picture it though is it like bells no more bar or more club it's a definitely a bar it's not a club but they have

like a dj at night it's like uh like rooster fish oh i feel like a bad but taking an edible in a crowded bar sounds horrible yeah i've been drinking so yeah i thought it would be fun you brought the brownie with you no i ate it before we left they're like movers here and i like took a little corner and i popped it and then it started brown brownie you're that brown brown and that's what i said you were doing that right i can see it brownie yeah yeah yeah and i hit a little i was in the middle of lincoln and i hit a little uh do you hit the work oh yeah wait wait wait yeah yeah yeah i was hitting that in the middle of lincoln that everyone else started hitting it everyone was hitting the work at lincoln sounds like a movie my new thing is

the dual wheeled pistol whip i go like that in the club now did you do that dylan gossett i did that at dylan gossett the whole time and by the end of it it felt like like my whole like section was doing it's one of those things where it's like dylan gossett ain't got one song that you need to be doing yeah do you see that dave matthews band like sphere thing that's been going around zach brown band zach brown band sphere thing that's going around like that you know like different bands have visuals yeah his is like i only saw like satanic it felt super weird it was like a kind of like cartoon football field and like i think you're the ball and then you go through the uprights oh i saw you go over the scoreboard and then it just takes you into like

another dimension it was like that would ruin like i could have i could have i could be i could have like two beers and i would have a bad experience watching a bad trip yeah i'd have a bad trip off coors light but yeah i went to vegas how was that it was fun it was a it was honestly an awesome day but then having to drive back like five hours yesterday was kind of asked it's a five hour drive it was like four to get there i think without not counting like stops it's somehow like uh like when you're flying one way versus the other way you're like driving there it's five the jet stream yeah with the jet stream is four no i think it was just like a little bit more traffic on the way back but that is such a grim drive if you're hungover were you guys hung

over oh yes and it was just like well yeah because i went to concerts thursday friday so i didn't like party at the middle one at all but okay i didn't drink the on friday but yeah so it was really just like but it was just i was just like tired right from three nights of concerts and then also hung over from triathlon vegas yeah the concert triathlon the triathlon and uh yeah the first hour of the drive i was like and the sun was just right in my eyes that because it's it's beating down on you and then there's nothing around you're the only thing it was agony until the sunset and then i kind of like luck and then i was like what time did you leave um like two okay p.m that whatever that town is or not town but that like cluster of things

once you leave vegas like you pass like a water that like water park hotel and then you pass like other like kind of skirt casinos that is the most depressing i think i know the depressing really depressing one is right on the border of nevada it's like sadville yeah it's called i think like prim or something and it's more like prim more like grim the way that place makes me sad yeah there's like a roller coaster in these hotels that look like there's no cars i'm like this is where people go to die i bet more people die in those hotel rooms than like check out like on average they're checking out more guys that die than live they have like a thing it's like check out before 11 if you're gonna kill yourself do it before nine yeah kill

yourself before nine to give us time to turn over the room it was um but yeah but no but the but you see dylan dan but yeah yeah we like hung out with dylan and his band and all them that's great what'd you guys do well so we got there earlier we got there like one or something um and we just like checked in and then we went we ate and then we went to sound check so we got to like see him kind of rehearsing the songs which is fun where did he play in the hotel we were at which is like the virgin hotel i just call it the hotel when you guys although not after this weekend yeah when you guys i lost my virginity this weekend oh god was he gentle dylan gave you that back door okay jesus fuck not dylan not dylan one of his guys one of his

bandmates the bassist he listens to this man um but yeah wait what is it what do they call the virgin hotel after willie leaves this the slut i guess that counts hotel it's like i think that counts anyway we went to soundcheck and then we went down to the strip and we went to like a sports bar and watched the uh watch the ohio state game which was a bummer yeah and then we went to the show show was great we went to like the green room before and like said hi and then we like went out with them after and with the band and stuff and it was very fun and it was fun yeah lauren got along like well with like his wife and his band and oh nice it was like fun to yeah what'd you say did you catch a look at his rider yeah good question uh no it

was just like cores and water it wasn't like oh there was cheese and crackers too oh nice and i tried to grab one like sneaky when we were in the green room like before the show and i took a bite into the cracker and like the cracker like popped out of my mouth like got all over the floor so they were like getting ready to go out and i was like sorry sorry go around go around sweeping up like cracker crumbs like dude it's fine just leave it yeah and during the show i went to the bathroom in the green room because we were like standing like right by the door kind of and uh i noticed there was a shower in there and like on the way out i heard people talking i like heard like his like tour manager and like talking to some guy outside

so i was like oh it'll be funny when i come out i was like oh thank god they have a shower in there and i said it and they both just looked at me like completely dead and i was like i'm sorry what does that imply like you like shit yourself i yeah i don't know just like the idea of like it was in the middle of the concert being like oh thank god they had a shower in there you go out like a towel like yeah you're wet oh my god yeah you come come out with like your hair in uh even like the way andrew does it yeah yeah that would be like all time still dripping yeah but oh and i gave him and his wife the uh future podcaster onesie how did that go smash hit smash it and uh yeah we talked a lot about it i was like you save money on college because they don't

even have to go it's just a it's every parent's dream you know yeah so feeling pretty good about or you could pay for college with like the ads yes oh we gotta get ads i think i knew we were forgetting something that's why i've got two and a half years like oh yeah um did you tell him i said hello i did yeah no you didn't it probably didn't i don't know i always whenever whenever someone's like tell tell your mom i say hi like i whatever whenever you're like going home yeah it's like you think you never like drop your bags and be like oh also will says yeah that is a funny thing to follow up on yeah like like did you say did you tell or you like you get a text and it's like it's done yeah like i'm like a secret agent my friend had this uh this bit when you come over

to my place he'd be like so where are all the cards i sent you like for your birthday and halloween that's where do you keep them and i keep cards but i don't do anything wait now i'm thinking that could be like a funny sketch where it's like hey like tell your mom said hi yeah yeah we'll do and the guy's like and he's like stressing out and then it's like him like white knuckle driving and like he's about to like commit a murder or something and then he's like reminding himself the whole time he's like will says hi it's done it's done it's done and then it cuts back the other guy oh thank god he's like sweating for some reason like the fate of the universe relied on you saying hi yeah you telling me that he throws his phone away yeah into like a

lake mom will says hi and she's like oh that's so sweet then you go in the other room and you're like it's done and then you snap the phone or no like uh the eagle has landed yeah that's very funny and then it does like that like what what's uh what's the movie where the guy like he's like eating lunch on top of the pyramids like he like has he can like transport google that guy eating lunch on top of the pyramids but there's like an awesome shot where he's talking about the hooters at the luxor despicable me did we get despicable me that was crew what's that guy's name now there's fuck what's that someone will remember maybe he's not eating lunch on top of the pyramids but he's like on the phone on top of the pyramids to start the movie

and he like hangs up and then it does this cool like pan and it's clear that he's like on top of the pyramids it's not important what it is whatever it's not even relevant also what happened to that room pretty cool right yeah but whoa where are we gonna do the thing in the bar what where are we gonna do like the video in here that's what it's for we're gonna do the whole thing here now what do you mean like there's no more bar oh yeah yeah the bar i don't think okay i don't think it's a bar anymore i thought you guys were gonna do the conference room where are you gonna sit no what i don't know i haven't figured that out quite yet we'll talk We're going to wait here.

Yeah. Hmm. Okay. Did Lucas not send out a thing saying you guys were going to use the conference room? That is for a different thing. Yeah. That is the interrogation room. Oh, you knew about that.

I was trying to be like, Andrew, shut up. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you were saying, like, I'm stupid. No. Wait, what's, like, the best misinterpretation? Like, what's the worst thing someone could think here? And then just chops his own head off.

It's like, got you, got you. Or like pulls a string and like the guillotine And then it pans up and you can see that he's been laying on a guillotine Or what if he's like about to kill a guy Someone else And then the guy does like this motion Like don't kill him No I think it might be funny if he does it to himself

I think there's something really funny about like We're doing it for the audio listeners. We're doing, like, the hand, like, no, no, no, chopped by your neck thing. Yeah, like, blind, like, being completely fine with, like, ending your own life. Yeah, I think it's better if he just doesn't do it. On it, boss. Got it, got it. Blindly trusting your boss.

Yeah, that's funny. That's damn good. That would be a good bit on, like, a naked gun. That would be, that would be, I mean, I guess they wouldn't show the blood in that movie, maybe? is there a movie about uh blood there will be blood passion of the christ oh what i haven't seen that i don't want i don't know what happens no spoilers um okay do you know cardi b is a blood apparently really according to a cop while i saw on tiktok um i'm going to pick with you guys uh you guys tried to hallmark me the other day what you guys

try to hallmark what is that you texted us like we're not doing this what is this remember he said can you do hallmark movies and we were like what is that and then he just didn't is that like an actor no you guys are trying to hallmark me what are you talking about if anything you're hallmarking everyone knows what a hallmark movie is andrew texted us what is it we should do hallmark movies i'll read the text this is people are gonna be like on our side here andrew texts us on friday and he goes can you can you guys do hallmark hallmark movies that don't exist and willie goes who is hallmark and i emphasize the text like it i don't know andrew goes there there are those holiday movies where the girl

living in the big city comes back to her hometown and falls in love with her childhood friend who's hot now and owns a christmas tree farm so she breaks up with her finance bro boyfriend who never has time for also for the record the most hyper specific the most specific is it one all those movies go and i said they're like a group and then you just didn't respond is he is he the director no hallmark like the company like that it's like that sells like holiday cards yes they make movies he got a hallmark wait hallmark is the company with what you know he's saying the greeting card company hallmark makes movies like the red logo all right don't they have like a red little i don't know what color their logo he's trying to

say you're worried about the color of the thing he's trying to say they make movies i mean i guess i believe i mean i don't think he's lying to us but i've never heard okay sorry you're maybe not maybe you're not lying but you're acting like it's this is a thing everyone knows everyone knows i asked all the producers they all said two-thirds of us people who work in film all right we hallmarked we hallmarked you of course we know what fucking hallmark damn it also you texted but you in in our defense you texted us that the day we had just done holiday movies that don't exist yeah but you guys were doing like like elf and rudolph i did elf wait i feel oh yeah willie pitched us elf mine i had a couple that were like

the girl goes to well so every hallmark movie the plot would be this we would just be changing like the name of the town her occupation how hung the guy is i don't know i mean you guys kind of do that with rom-coms true true no he's right like for the rom-coms we just kind of pick like a setting and then it's the same like me cute no i just uh rom-coms i feel like are more nuanced all right let's try and come up with a hallmark movie that doesn't exist so we're gonna go i think i've never seen a hallmark movie i don't i genuinely like i'm aware of their existence but i don't really the gist is like the gist is actually that might even be better because it'll like throw us off a little bit so we're gonna go around and and like give a detail so

andrew you start oh it's like a mad lib yeah okay uh what's something holiday themed eggnog we i think wait it's just a word no we definitely need like a sentence oh wait we need like also eggnog would be like an impossible one to start with is on the table eggnog is good now let's work on the plot need a person place and thing yeah you give us like a the people yeah you give oh the people okay maybe the thing can be eggnog so we're but that doesn't make so start us set the scene set the scene where are we okay um you're at epcot there's two guys and they kiss okay um so they're at okay so the movie opens there's that epcot guys

two guys kissing your turn willie you pan out and you reveal they're not actually at epcot they're at eggnog or they're they're at no they're at eggnog egg they're at the uh the little town in germany called eggnog eggnog where eggnog was invented and they're gonna bring it but it's about it's the story of bringing eggnog to america and all the implications of that but the plane that they aren't they get on you is revealed to be one of the 9-11 planes at the end that's like the ending completely normal movie at the end when they're all flying back to eggnog we it pans out and they're 14 feet away from the north tower this episode is brought to you by cash app willie what's the weirdest or craziest scam you've ever

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told you my like i want to make a movie that's like this amazing like story where the people are trying to like get away with the heist and escape america and then the very last scene is them like boarding the ship and it's like we did it and it pans out and it's the titanic what's the what's the isn't there an rpats movie where he it's a completely normal movie and then at the end it's him looking out at 9-11 at 9-11 like he's in the world trade center and he's like where the plane is gonna it basically is like yeah i think it was the jit or the i i heard it was like they were trying to convey how everyone who died that day was living a completely normal life and then it just ended because of not like their life wasn't yeah had nothing to do with 9

11 and that just happened to them god that would be imagine sitting at your okay you're sitting at your desk or you're sitting in your boss's office and you're he his back faces like the window and you're in a meeting and you see a plane coming but he's like in the middle of like a really important dude that's what my dad's two buddies were in the second tower and they were in a meeting and the lady they were like trying to get the business of this company and the lady running the meeting said after the first hour got hit she was like if anyone leaves we're not doing business with you and like my dad one of my dad's buddies was filling in for his boss and another like guy he knew was also there and so they both stayed because he was like filling in for his boss who

was sick or whatever and he was like i can't like lose us the deal and so they both stayed and a couple of the guys were like fuck this this is weird and left and so that's the only reason they know that story because the plane hit below them so once it hit they were dead is that insane oh my god like literally the lady was like if you leave right now after seeing a plane hit the building right next to them strange like i would be like let's just meet after lunch like yeah even if you thought like there's no chance this plane another plane hits us 100 you'd still be like we probably should get because weren't they evacuating the or like go like try to help her like a coffee bean let's finish it let's finish the deal somewhere else insane yeah oh my god r.i.p

that is is that the worst day in history um probably i guess for us i don't know it seems like crazy to like compare yeah but on and did you just see that out of the corner of my eye we were talking about 9-11 and Andrew's 6-7 just because I didn't compare I wasn't doing 6-7 I saw a hell of a meme the other day it was Lonzo Ball and

and and LaBello like dapping up and it was the caption and then it pans to Jello and he's like sitting on the side line that said 68 watching 67 and 69 become like generational talent

that's funny what do you think is the next number i got i i saw i heard 41 is apparently like the new one i don't i think the big one is gonna be 143 000 000 143 000 143 000 100 yeah we should do you have any money do you have uh any can you round up to the nearest dollar for me also i i was i went to the casino and i did roulette and my thing is i always just i every time i'm in a casino or anytime i just only do black right because the odds say if you just stick with one right on average i'll break even it i didn't hit black one time how many times you do it like five and then i just went to bed it was red five times in a row yep oh my gosh and i lost

my money and i was like all right how much were you doing like a hundred dollars each yeah i mean it was i lost what i was what i took out as like i can lose this but it just happened like really quickly but it was like at that point it was really late was lauren there yeah how did that make her feel uh i don't know she didn't care i feel like she's heard like we used to always come back to the pod and be like oh my god we're in vegas like willie like yeah like you'd notoriously have great luck i know i've every other time i've gone like to a casino i'd like win money i i think i needed this reality check because i think i uh i just like shouldn't do it like i just i get too like i don't know you get really excited about i get really excited about it like i think i think

mostly like i've never been with you at a casino where you aren't winning so i would imagine that that would be pretty exciting yeah so i think i think i needed this weekend to be like okay that was has been an anomaly for a while and i think it's time i i quit it yeah for good but i do remember when we were at that march madness thing like you were like every time i go to the bathroom i'm gonna put like a certain amount on roulette yeah and like you would come back every time for the bathroom and you'd be like one again i literally yeah yeah i started to be like should i go over there it doesn't work either that being said i've also got a million i've also lost and just you don't talk about it as much yeah that time you just went to the bathroom

yeah exactly yeah um anyway but no lauren did the slots and i think she was pretty disappointed at uh how unclear what is happening is this which i that's my take on slots but she was like i want to do like a little dollar amount and like try to win big and i was like she's like what does this mean i was like i don't know what it means no one knows no one knows what it means you just crank a hog dude you just get in there and crank a hog i don't know what i'm talking about i bought If I bought another Powerball ticket, I didn't win. Fuck! I know.

How much are those? $2. Oh. So it's like every time I'm at a gas station, I'm just going to start buying one because I'm never going to notice an extra $2. Yeah. So it's like the upside, the downside is if I went every day of the year, which is not, or if I went once a week, it's $104 a year.

But I could win like a billion dollars. Pretty good odds, too, isn't it? It's like, I'm not going to... I think it's like 50-50 in your lifetime. I think if I... I just have been so lucky with everything else that I think, like, there's a chance that it would happen. Huh?

That would be the funniest thing of all time. If you won the Powerball? If I won the Powerball for, like, a billion dollars. Can you imagine? I would go straight to Vegas. I would. We're all on black. But you had...

You had... I like that, like, the best-case scenario of gambling in Vegas is you, like, win, like, generational amount of money. Yes. You already, like, got it, and your instinct is to still go there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to get rich. I want to double it. That's the love of the game.

Yeah. Yeah, I just like the way it spins. I want to double my Powerball winnings. That's, uh... I mean... Would you ever tip the attendant if you won, like, a million dollars? for at the gas station no no no at the uh casino yeah yeah totally i think you're i mean we you're supposed to tip them when you win like like any amount of money i think right a little bit i think

a lot of people do i don't think there's really like a i don't think they're like there's no like a percentage or like a thing but like yeah i think i i was not dishing out any gratuities i'll tell that the way that those spins were going for me but it is whoa i was just gonna say i only give them to the people that bring the drinks yeah i don't give a chip so yeah honestly yeah they were up to like five in the morning at the card table i found out the next day i was like okay maybe it actually like dylan like the band and stuff oh my god but they also and i was like okay maybe it's for the best then that i just like lost my money and i was like all right all right hitting the hey boys i remember i didn't know that was like standard protocol to like leave chips for the

drink attendance yeah and you did that and i didn't and afterwards i was like rusty probably thinks i'm an asshole like i went back to my hotel room and i was like i said you gonna remember me you said what's your name again dude i had the best cookie i've ever had in my life this weekend that's the song kyle it's kyle that is kyle yeah kyle yeah i spy with my little lie pretty little shorty i can paint her all in white i used to rip that in like ninth grade uh yeah you had a cookie best cookie i've ever had in my life sorry sorry i'm just sort of bouncing back yeah you're the moderator it was unbelievable it was at my friend gabby's house my new my new friend gabby's house oh new friend new friend alert new friend just dropped who's gabby my friend how did you meet

gabby a housewarming party for her house how did you get invited to her housewarming plan got it and she had these cookies that it's changed the way i look at the world but there's stuff out there like that talk to it gingerbread did some sort of gingerbread adjacent thing dipped in like a little it was gingerbread men and on the bottom there was like some white stuff so either frosting or yogurt it's bigger than black and white and my i like i feel like we're old enough now that you're like if there's something cool out there i've probably like heard about it or experienced it or like tasted it you know what i mean we've run out of things this was like there's a there are things out there that i'm gonna run into in

life that i can't even conceive of yet it was unbelievable i'm uh i'm thrilled i'll try and try is it a handmade recipe or i want to say trader joe's i want to say you're on like a heath bar cookie yeah i love that so it's like imagine trying that for the first time it was a similar feeling i'll never forget i get i can't even believe this exists when i when i was in college i went to columbia south carolina to visit my high school buddies right and i like hit the bong or something and i got like super high and like i used to just go insane and they had these heath bar cookies and i ate like you're saying like you would go insane snack snacking yeah i ate like 15 heath bar cookies yep and then just like ruined my night like we tried to go out

later and i was just like devastated and like your stomach yeah and just like felt like horrible and then i remember my girlfriend at the time got was like mad at me because she's like you didn't text me once like for like 24 hours i was like i was eating heath bar cookies and then my tummy hurt like debilitated from really bad like i was i just felt like it was like when it rains it pours kind of thing right it's like my stomach hurts i'm scared everyone hates me yeah that is that sounds like the coolest host of all time gets you high and then has heath bar cookies right it's like but i do think it was like my i wear my staying the ritz no i think they were like jesus christ he ate all of our heath bar cookies yeah i have uh i don't have

very much self-control with the snacking either snacking snacking on the weekend weekend snacking on the weekend for shoddy i will say audrey hobert was awesome yeah and then i went to five guys after and it was the best thing i've ever eaten i forgot how good that i haven't had that in like years it's like damn good yeah there's still there's still people out there that rep five guys pretty hard but it is one of the it's the forgotten giant of the burger oh my god because i don't really eat burgers that much either it's it's up there and those fries and the fries i got like a large which is like rookie mistake dude you get a kitty and they still fill the bag up I'm pretty sure I ate almost all of them.

Oh, you're saying they would have given the same amount of fries? Regardless of size, they fill your bag up. It's like, what's the point of even... Whatever. I don't even care. Actually, Lauren paid for it. Nice. Nice.

A little sugar mama situation. Sugar mama. I should make it double. And it was just... What's on your burger? So good. It was bacon cheeseburger. Whoa.

Lettuce, tomato, grilled onions. You're a grilled guy. Yeah. I like them raw. do you get ketchup on it no i like ketchup on mine i i honestly was kind of like i don't know you're flying by the seat yeah i was just like saying shit that i thought of i didn't really but it was unbelievable and audrey hobert was goaded and then that's the end of my story oh here's the song i was like i gotta have some other story or

come on come on you're losing them will on friday night dylan and i went to the snow caps concert where i got the six of the six year it's my little guy mj lender man nice mj lender man it's funny because in this shirt he's wearing a band t-shirt of a different band it's kind of like a it's like an inception uh yeah that's pretty cool anyway he was drumming which is funny because it was like not like he was just like in the background like you'd forget he was there right oh my god mj linderman anyway he um is this his first year like in the being like widely known yeah it's gotta be a crazy feeling yeah it is it is really crazy for him i don't know why i said yeah it is like i know him yeah it's crazy for him yeah it is it is actually really crazy for

him yeah no i was gonna say so we get to the show we're standing there waiting for them to come on and there's like the tech guys are out there like testing out the equipment and like getting everything's set up and dylan goes i wonder if these guys are like aspiring musicians or something like about like the guys on stage that are about snowcaps no about the guys on the stage that were like setting up the equipment but the lady in front of us who like seemed like based on this interaction might kind of suck turned around she goes actually they're a super group thinking we were talking about like we were talking to her or outlet like we were just talking to one another these guys are like aspiring musicians he turns out actually they're a super group and it was we

just both paused like what oh no we meant like those guys and she's like oh oh okay then she left and never came back wait they're a what a super group super group because the band we were seeing is like a super group what does that mean like it's like a like like different successful solo artists forming a band once they're already famous like we're kind of a super group we're the exactly because i was doing rice pilaf too he was doing hold the phone you're gavin right yeah anyway it was just a funny moment of like she thought she she thought that she had this like hammer drop of like hammer drop hammer drop mic drop hammer drop hammer yeah why did i say hammer drop it sounds cooler like she laid the ham no but it's like she thought she was gonna

like hit you over the head with like a cartoon hammer like the like bump was gonna be like it made me think of like you know when you're in public and you hear someone saying something wrong and you like think about like should i step in and correct them it's like i'm never gonna do that now i guess she came off like the worst i do it just with people i know too like you'll you'll hear your like roommates or like friends or someone in another room talking about something and then when you go like actually yeah you're you're all they're always talking about something different than what you thought yeah yeah it was actually there was i'm gonna i think we should uh we should start using that actually they're a super group like who's

playing like who's playing tonight cowboys bears actually i actually have when i walked in this morning i heard jerry and lucas they're talking i was like yeah caleb like threw it and i thought i was like i went in to be like oh my god we had a softball game and then they were just talking about the bears the caleb shouldn't have made that throw he could have had him or something you guys played softball wait there was a softball actually they're a super group also like if she recognized dylan gossett that would be really funny too no no i was with dylan walker oh at the snow that would have been even funnier if she turned around was like actually they're a super group dylan gossett she thought dylan walker was dylan gossett

i am so confused what's happening no but i'm seeing him tomorrow no what dylan gossett what what made you say so close you're off by like a day but what what is happening oh my god that was yeah yeah so that's something that happened that is that is the drop the hammer moment here let me look at some of my notes up it seemed like it was a pretty small like venue the snow caps one was tiny yeah it was like 500 people maybe tops yeah it was pretty close and i was like doesn't he usually hang on the back of concerts yeah it was i was right by the bathrooms and i had like ability to leave and stuff yeah you're right there i do like the back wait here's something banana seal

banana seal that sounds tasty oh it's a pitch this is a pitch okay i can do one right yeah people anyone wanted to pitch banana seal didn't they all right they've bred they've they've like bred penises bananas yeah you just have a fucking breakdown i suck i suck i suck fucking idiot why do i have a show all right bananas if you ever actually had like a breakdown i would be i would be like sympathetic but at the same time that would be the funniest thing of all if you went to say something that you had written down on we can totally edit it out and you just still have a mental breakdown all right edit no andrew

you have to crop my just not edit don't edit the audio just crop my face and or edit my head to be like a little bit bigger for like a minute make it look like i have a huge bulge in his chest in my chest like make it look like my heart's like like i'm like in love we're like it's like can you cgi a turtle and a rabbit and they're in a race and the rabbit goes out faster but then he runs out of steam and actually the turtle ends up winning because he just went slower the whole time but never ran out of steam okay make a cgi make a cgi of this cgi two german school boy and girls walking down a road and they come to a cottage and then when they go in the cottage the there's an old lady there waiting and the old lady says i'm red riding hood the red lady says

or old lady says get clean the oven and then when she does she when they does she pushes them in and eats them wait what is that hansel and gretel what is cgi that's my thing i've never understood that cgi fridays it's like welcome to the restaurant cgi fridays have the the pixel soup is delicious wait i want to do i want to do cgi fridays for 10 minutes let's do it All right, everyone's strapping. We're going to do CGI Fridays. CGI Fridays. Welcome in.

Willie, what are the specials at CGI Fridays? We have the AI burger. Try the ram. It's delicious. like like lamb i'm like i'm like floundering this feels like you're yeah like you're eating shit right now yeah uh anyway andrew pull up google like computer related terms

let's do let's do 10 minutes of cgi um uh yeah the spam try this spam it's just the applet what is that what is that wait go now i want to know what that is what is an applet the program capable try the try the applet pie Please browse the menu We're here at CGI Fridays Browse the menu You know they're making you scan a QR card

To see the menu at CGI Fridays Your server will be with you shortly Yes go back go back click on that one computer vocabulary you're so weird

it was right in front of us the whole time you can only pay with cash oh cash for dessert except the cookies This is fucking awesome What is happening right now This is the most fun I've had in a while

I can't do it It's so you Come in for a bite Yeah this is so good Would you like a data burger Everything's served on a disc Why is this the hardest I've laughed in a long time? CGI.

Okay. The bathroom's... No. The bathroom's right behind that firewall. Stupid. Floppy disk hot dog. Wait. See the host for your table.

They have a host and a server? Oh, wait, wait. Try the Java cake. What is Java cake? Like lava cake, but for Java. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. Isn't Java already like a coffee?

Yeah. What would you like? You're going too fast. You're going way too fast. Would you like the mainframe appetizer? Oh, this place is riddled with mouse. we can't eat here i saw a mouse in the kitchen yeah all our fish are caught on the net in the net yeah um damn i can't do any of them um oh it's like um

we're opening a pop-up shop down the street like pop-up yeah uh um um try try the surf and turf that's pretty good oh um it's a great place to grab a bite is that one did we already do that i already did that one yeah i'm gonna fucking freak all right that was cgi friday's we were not apparently we were not joking when we said we're gonna do 10 minutes on cgi uh would you like our anal analog ants on a log and try our ants on a lot bread bread bread broad broadband bread broad broadband getting fixated on the wrong one

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there's the what ascii art is that a thing okay i dropped my fork could i get another set of soft i mean silverware or soft hardware i don't know why i'm so bad at this one but you think it would be like like right up your alley right in your speed slot it's a good thing though you're not like a tech guy that's true i'm just off the grind grid i'm sorry weird wish i could redo that moment yeah uh uh yeah all right how was everyone's how was your weekend andrew it was great i noticed your girlfriend your girlfriend is back to dming the playdate account dude my how do i just turn it's not an issue if i can just figure out how to turn the notifications off you can't figure out how to

turn notifications off for that specific account i still want to know when i get something you get notifications for everything on instagram on playdate no on your own though too dms yeah that's insane you probably get a lot of tons of dms well if they if it's only people in the primary thing got it people i'm already dming with in banana that's funny um when you were in vegas did you feel like sort of like an atmosphere of like there's a lot of pharmacists here right now what are you asking if i did drugs no no did you feel like did you feel like when you were walking around you were like damn there's a lot of pharmacists here no i felt like it was a lot It was the national rodeo, so everyone was like country folk.

Oh. Why? There was a huge pharmacy conference. My girlfriend's currently in Vegas right now. Really? Yeah. Was she there over the weekend? Well, you know what they say.

Wait, Lil Dicky was there? Mm-hmm. Lil Dicky. I told her to go to Dylan Gossett. Should have gone. I know. But you could be in the room with a thousand pharmacists and not know, right? They don't say they're pharmacists.

They're not wearing it. I feel like they're bald. Yeah. Do they have special uniforms? Wait, I guess she's... Were you not getting offered meds or anything? Yeah, but not by guys that I would call pharmacists. Not with people with white coats.

A guy? Is she a pharmacist? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Wow. She's like a doctor. Yeah. Oh.

Dr. Deakey. Whoa. Yeah. Oh, so you're set for life. I don't know why I'm doing this anymore. Money. Yeah. Yeah.

So you're good for money. So no holiday bonus. Yeah. So can I have some money then? Because I did lose some this weekend. and i can we'll have some money and can i have some percocets i asked um i need to stop blacking out really yeah did you this weekend no i was sick the whole weekend but i had shit to do every day so i was like i had to go out which sucked what does that mean like we i already had plans on

friday and saturday but i was like horribly sick and so i just did it anyways i gotta be like things to you had things to do was just like go to the bar with your friends no i had to go i had to go to dinner and then to a bar okay let's get a bar about dinner what never mind we'll circle back you go and then i had and then i just had a housewarming party so i would feel better like i would get better all through the day and feel like kind of up for doing something and then just undo any progress i made that day by drinking can't get better if you're a bed wetter can't get better if you're a bed wetter there i was doing jello shots on saturday i'm doing jello shots i'm fucking out of my mind yeah i went to q's when was the last time you were at

q's you ever been to q's i don't think i've ever been to q's it's a brentwood bar it's like right down the street and uh i went in and a guy like some usually when you're at when i'm at a bar like at least one person will come up and like say hello or whatever it's usually 99% of the time it's the most normal interaction of all time the like one of the guys that came up to me at cues came up and just kind of stood there and didn't say anything for a little bit i was like oh hey how's it going man and we he kind of chatted with me for a second and then his buddy came up and like the first thing he actually said that was like a real sentence was uh rusty's getting us beers i was like no i'm not you should have gone those guys i normally needed money when i

go out you know i'm i like to buy other people beers that was the first time i was like no no that felt like like mean yeah yeah like he knew you or yeah yeah that's strange have you seen that guy that like he goes up to celebrities at bars and he's like give me 10 tequila shots 25 shots five beers and put it on his tab you know who this is drizzy fucking drake baby yeah you know that guy yeah that was like no i'm not paying for all that yeah i would not like that that will be me if i win the lot i i promise if i win the powerball i will make a sweeping declaration that if you ever see me out at a bar i have to buy your drink all right you should buy another ticket

I'm going to start I'm going to start consistently playing Powerball until I win probably good it's probably good I mean

it was like a hundred bucks a year that feels like fine right you're doing it once a week yeah max on your four dollars

yeah I mean you get like max for a year generational wealth that's the cost of like max for a year your buddy's not really following yeah you could yeah you're right you could get like max for a year that's probably like i saw some detours at the show oh no yeah someone was like you and lauren got filmed yeah they were like filming the paparazzi how did that feel

it was fun um i missed out on meeting my soulmate apparently this weekend um i went to the movies you ever heard of like invisible string theory yep that's how i felt um i went to the movies and i was with my friends but you like bought the seats sort of like in pods you know so it's like kind of like two seats next to each other right there's three of us so i was the odd man out and so i had to sit why are you looking at me like that i'm not you were like moaning and so i'm sitting in this pod with this random guy next to me and wait what are the pop is it like the bad ones no they're like they're just like seats but they're like enclosed in so it's like you have to stay with like a stranger why isn't there an

option is this from something no no this is real why google this yeah movie theater seat why would you ever who would that ever be for why is there not an option for like single people oh why would that be you're in one of those with another guy random guy yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like sauce what yeah sussy a lot of number of people andrew's venting that's so weird why would they make them like that i i'm shocked it feels like really intimate also like what about like the ones that's like the same seat that's like kind of feel like i'm gonna be worried like the people next to me are doing hand stuff yeah they are yeah wait also what like where would you even put your legs there am i crazy that doesn't really make sense uh the table is like in the middle

that does look tight how many people are like jacking each other off i think everyone else like that feels like what's that what that's like designed for yeah strictly to like do hand stuff yeah even in the ad they're like cuddled up yep wait so you were in her pants you were in one of those with a stranger the random guy why would why is there are there other options in the back like normal seats i mean if i wanted to buy uh no i think i guess maybe it's discouraging people from coming alone and like being creeps pernwood i mean so sorry what's the invisible theory so uh i'll explain it after but um so it's just me and this random guy and like every time the server comes up he keeps giving me his food and so it's like always this awkward

interaction in the middle of the movie of being like i didn't order these fajitas like here you go fajitas like yeah there's no way we're getting something i just haven't figured it out i don't know if it was fajitas that he got but he had some kind of food was dark in there uh and like his like diet coke you'd know if it was fetus no matter how dark i'd recognize fetus in any in any lighting anyway what matters is i kept getting his food the whole movie okay i'd have to like pass it over to him this was like really really awkward and so after the movie i like didn't want to like follow him out because like to leave you have to go in this elevator like together it's a small elevator it's just like an awkward interaction right so i'm like let me just

stay for after the credits i don't know if there's an after credit scene so i stay after the movie for like probably 10 minutes waiting for the after credit scene there's none i'm like okay whatever the guy had already left as soon as the movie was over the guy was gone i go to the bathroom when i walk in the bathroom he's just standing there in the bathroom i'm not kidding he's just standing in the middle but he's not watching his hands he's by the counter but he's not watching his hands or anything i'm like okay that's weird when i walk in he kind of like stands around and then he kind of leaves i do my thing in the bathroom i come out he's waiting outside the bathroom in the lobby just standing there i'm like okay this is weird and then as i'm leaving

he's also leaving so i'm like leaving right behind him and i'm like do not want to be around this guy anymore so as soon as we get out he goes in the direction of the elevator and i'm like okay i'm gonna take the stairs then so i take the stairs and i go down and i walk out into the parking garage and i can't find my car i'm like looking for my car i'm doing like laps around the parking garage for like five ten minutes nothing right my car's not there this is something no i'm we're getting a real story this is a real story so then i go down another level do the same thing do a whole lap around the parking garage my car's not there another 10 minutes like goes by so finally i'm like i'm just gonna take the elevator back up start at point zero and like

work my way back because coming to the movie theater i had taken the elevator so i was like I remember, like, if I just take the elevator down, like, start where I, go back to where I started, I'll be able to find my car. Can I give a note? Yeah. Either you're, like, either you're, like, this is a crazy person or this is from something. Because this is not a rational line of thinking, right? Well, this is him now. What do you mean?

What do you mean it's not a rational? I think you're describing, like, that doesn't make it, I'm confused. This kind of bums me out because this is a real story. Okay. Now I feel bad about. Wait, wait. Tell us what happens. So you get back in the elevator.

You understand, I think, the boy who cried wolf. We want to believe you. The boy who cried wolf. You guys are hallmarking me every week. It's true. It's like two boys yelling wolf at each other. Okay, sorry. So anyway, I'm like telling my friends, I'm like, let's just go back.

Let's just go back to the top. Wait, you're with your buddies now? Yeah. I'm with my buddies the whole time. I didn't know that. But they're like, they don't know that that was the guy sitting next to me because I haven't said anything. Okay. so they're not like part of the story but anyway we're still looking for my car i'm like let's just

go back up the elevator to the top and then like work our way back and i click on the elevator door and i'm waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting like five minutes goes by waiting for this elevator doors open guess who comes out the guy the same exact guy and like we both see each other and it it looks like we both saw a ghost like we're like i'm like how the fuck are you still here i was looking for my car for like 20 minutes like everything i delayed every single thing i did so that i wouldn't have to cross paths with him again and i still did four separate times with that bizarre he's gonna kill you i think so like i was like he's got to be like my fbi agent or something he walks out he gets his car but there was no reason for him to park his car on the c

level which is like the bottom level because there's plenty of parking on a level i think b is like for employees there's no reason for him to be on sea level he was like he also from his point of view he probably was like sea level yeah he wait why didn't you guys both just like walk do we just get like oceans is that it i don't know i was trying to think of like be parked at sea level or something wait so why didn't both of you guys just get up and leave the movie theater like normal because i have to like walk out with him you just sat next to him for like two hours why does it matter i don't want to am i crazy i wouldn't be around him anymore actually i still think i got got but now maybe yeah i'm confused like a genuine story it's just

like i know what you did last summer or something yeah i know what you did wait so he clearly went to the bathroom and was like i don't want to walk out with that freak i'm gonna wait in here for like 20 minutes and then you walked into the bathroom he's not doing anything though when you go in the bathroom no he's just standing there yeah that guy had like something up with him he was like waiting for me or something he wasn't waiting maybe he like caught a vibe and he like thought you were gonna like come meet him at like the glory hole or something caught a vibe because of the way i like passed him his fajitas i getting feeders the movie would be the funniest thing of all time it's like if they served that it would be insane that is crazy yeah right that

i like ran into him like four or five separate times i can tell you still don't believe me i just don't like really get i don't get it i don't get it it's the invisible string theory it's like no matter what i did the universe brought me back to him yeah i think you guys were both just like insane people like navigating you find your car yeah i was on a level i think the reason you guys kept bumping into each other is you guys you guys were both navigating the movie theater in like an insane yeah like the only way the only was it what movie was it yeah knives out something's happening what like what this is kind of a bumper i can't like tell a normal story anymore what movie was it he stalled he did so what movie what movie was it this feels

like that like are we gaslighting you again you're gaslighting me yeah this feels like the same thing we had did during who's high i'm sorry are you would you do another who's high uh yeah but i would want to control the dosage again i think yeah that's insane what's insane your story is invisible string theory right yeah like the universe just one yeah that does stink that Like, that is a crazy story. Was he cute? Uh, body was like a seven. His body was a seven.

Okay. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, wait. Is that Andrew? Is that a picture of you at the theater? Yeah. Little Kid, Big City.

Wait, there's a new Knives Out? Oh, Little Kid, Big City was, uh, or Little Man, Big City was like my favorite rap song when I was a kid. It's kind of embarrassing. Really? Wait, is there a new Knives Out? Yeah, there is. Is that the plot of it?

No. I think he was just telling us a story. It's really good, though. You should watch it. Who's in it? That one guy from Challengers. Josh Brolin. Sounds like a star-studded cast.

That one guy from Challengers. Emile Kunis is in it. she's daniel craig is in it oh kaylee spainy all right she's a girl from civil war right yeah i want to say right civil war we watched civil war together right you and me yeah me you and skylar yeah oh yeah went to the theater but we got the that was they had like some funny popcorn that was like a different movie aquaman yeah yeah um her character is funny because she can't move her legs but they're like crossed the whole time she's sitting oh she's like she's like a posh paraplegic what does that mean oh yeah yeah like she's like a

fancy one is she actually yeah like she like crossed her legs like the whole movie that's hilarious really work them okay if you could if you were like paralyzed from the waist down what position would you want them to like prop your legs up in just behind your ears i'm paralyzed from the waist up but it's not how you'd expect because my legs are higher than my torso uh i just finished all her fault oh yeah how was that it's uh no it's super good but i kind of like lost steam on it and then we watched i was like you know what no we got to the end like let's just finish it we had like an episode and a half to go and uh the last episode

is insanity so if you haven't watched it i would watch that but i would my i would say my show of the year so far uh the beast in me unreal on netflix is that the the writer and like the she's like writing a book about like hers what were you gonna say no i don't know it's like this this writer has like a best-selling book and then like a really rich guy like moves in next to her i can't this couldn't be anything because i'm actually describing the plot of something the prank is that it's your real life yeah oh it's my life no i'm i wasn't accusing you you were gonna be a look i was thinking about something funny from earlier i was actually i was thinking about cgi fridays dude that that a similar thing happened to me yesterday i went

to the dry cleaners and i when i was laying my things on the counter it was just me the woman taking my clothes and then another woman who worked the only people in there there's nothing happening in this place completely empty and when i'm putting my stuff on the table the woman who's not helping me is like losing her mind laughing and i looked over like but she's clearly trying to contain it i looked over and she was like i'm so sorry and then went in the back and i was like the only reason you'd say like i'm so sorry is if you're laughing at me for something and so i like walked back to the car and i had flan do like an examination of my face like is there any was i like like doing something like crazy like the way she was laughing was like i had like

a kick me sign what was were you washing was your dry cleaning your dirty underwear come in with just a shit a shit stained pair of boxes like the dry clean holding them out like this one dry cleaning please how quickly can you turn this around i'm free balling my only pair uh i had a friend who worked at a dry cleaner in high school and she said every monday a guy would show up in the morning with like a suit that just had puke on it and she was just like what are you doing every weekend the same guy same guy same suit oh different puke god she was like What do you mean different puke? That you're throwing up on your suit every weekend.

You have to get it dry cleaned. She's like, you know it's expensive to just do one suit? He goes, yeah, I know, but I need it for next weekend. For next weekend. Maybe he was like a puker. Or he just like, he wears the same suit all week. And then on Friday, he like lets loose to the point of like no return. Like he just works hard Monday through Friday.

But why is he always wearing a suit when he's puking? Because he leaves, he's like one of those salary men that leave work and just go and black out until the cows come home. Yeah. And then he wakes up and comes in with the puke covered. Puke on the suit. Puke has got to be the funniest thing

to bring to the dry cleaner. Shit's too far. Blood is, like, they have to call the cops. Puke is like, yeah, piss hurts. Why men great when they gotta be great? Unfortunately, we did not get nominated for Best Podcast for the Golden Globes this year. Is that a Golden Globes thing? This year, for the first time.

Who? Holy shit. Amy Poehler, Dax Shepard, Call Me Daddy, Mel Robbins. Joe Rogandon? No. So it's not like a stats thing. It's like a feelings thing. I heard Good Hang with Amy Poehler is the funniest.

Is it really? out there that's what i've heard i haven't listened to a ton of it yeah i mean obviously we had that article together earlier this year so i feel like i can speak for her and uh yeah you had an article together oh oh the bc shovelhead did they actually interview her the bc heights they interviewed her and me and a bunch of other people but the article goes her me wait focusing on celebrity interviews advice and general interest rather than controversial or heavily political shows like the joe rogan experience or the megan kelly there goes our chance that is that is pretty funny we're pretty political we are we are we had that one voting the prop 37

episode come out and they cut us prop 69 prop 69 yeah flan really likes mel robbins what does she do she's like a motivational speaker robbins yeah i think it's like it's like self-help life advice flan flan's a big i thought i when she told me that i was picturing uh tony robbins so i was like really i was preaching robin from batman which is weird do you think amy puller was like who else are you guys interviewing for this article and they're like oh will denell it she was like oh a fellow podcaster i hope he gets nominated for golden globe selfless of her which thank you amy yeah wait can you look up like mel robbins mel robbins like best take let's try and just get all the knowledge from like one thing

videos when you have an impulse to act on a goal count 5 4 3 2 1 and physically move this interrupts overthinking and fear forcing you to act before your brain so that's actually pretty good yeah I heard

Steve-O say the same thing though but that was about like stunts so I don't know I mean he was really good at that like he said like if he if he was like not gonna he like didn't want to do something he would just count to 3 yeah i love that tiktoker who like plays the awkward guy and oh walking up to a girl he's like walking up to a girl and he goes five four three two one uh your your outfit looks really

nice uh what what would it look like off they're like what wait who is that i don't know his name i have to look him up my cat has been getting mauled by another cat i will listen to a pocket wait what my cat has been getting mauled by another cat again there's like my mom sent a video today he just has like bite marks all over him there's another cat named jojo on our street that apparently just fucks him up like weekly oh i know and then he comes home and takes it out on the new dog they got a new dog georgie is a dog and my mom got her dna back and it's just i forgot about georgie i'm sorry what i forgot i was thinking like a newer dog you thought like already yeah it's like doubling down

yeah they she sent her dna in and they got it back and it just is like my mom thinks it's like complete bullshit yeah because she looks like a jack russell terrier and there's not one percent of that what is it jack russell terrier pope jack russell terrier i went to high school with a guy named jack recitario oh that is what she looks like yeah and and it just said zero percent so i think i want a schnauzer i uh was on a walk yesterday and saw a schnauzer sounds like a slur schnauzer yeah get out of here we don't serve schnauzer um can i tell you this guy yeah yeah his name's parker kendall okay hi is this your cat yes oh

my gosh i found her out by the street yeah well thanks all right oh no good deed goes unrecognized Yeah, thank you. Some form of payment? I guess we can just let her go again. No, what is wrong with you? He has a line where he goes, some head would be nice. And she goes, what?

Some head would be nice? I said, some head would be nice. Some head would be nice. She goes, no, I'm not going to do that. I don't know you. Oh, my God. Yeah. Our hate is here.

crazier things have like worked you ever like heard a guy talking to a girl at a bar and like how is she still entertaining this there's like an episode of community where uh this guy's like dude i've tried everything and the guy goes no dude you haven't tried everything and he like goes back to the girl and he's like please please please i'm so lonely please please do this for me yeah i i feel like i've heard people spitting some crazy game and like the girl's still there so yeah i think i think if you get a i think i was never a much of a pickup artist you know what i mean like i don't think i was that that was my i could teach you a thing or two forte but it seemed like from the guys i knew that were just going to bars and like looking up with random

women it was it did it seemed like it didn't matter what they were talking about it was just like a confidence thing i do see like the guys that are on like secret lives of mormon wives and i'm like how do girls like put up with some of this stuff oh where they're like horrible guys yeah yeah i think it's like yeah i don't know i don't know and they're like cheating too like i feel like tv's a movie made me seem like cheating was like cheating's a thing that should like happen yeah or that it's like hard to not cheat and oh yeah you're like no this is actually the easiest thing in the world i think if you're in like a certain like culture like club culture it's like you literally like to not cheat you'd have to like fend yourself off culture club um

karma chameleon anyone that was like 30 seconds ago i feel like i'm like you're like we're operating on a delay today yeah um i'm still trying to correct this cgi friday cgi friday is the hardest i've laughed in a very long time. Yeah, wait. In a very long time. I agree that... Yeah.

Have you ever cheated, Andrew? No, never. William? I have never. Have you ever cheated? Nope. Well, now we have no... Well, someone's lying.

So someone's got... They say one in three people cheat. One in three people? One in three. That's the two guys right in front of me. Do you think we... um so i have 22 days 23 days to get married yeah have you started the planning yeah do you think oh you guys were just in vegas if there was ever a time to do it it was did you get married a lot

of speculation do you get married a lot of internet rumors about that happening i saw her mom texted her and said please don't get married did she actually yeah she said i heard will on the podcast say he wants to get married by the end of the year please don't do that in vegas one of those chapels and i said no promises would you make would you guys sign a prenuptial agreement we were pre-nup uh i would have before but um now uh i don't need to because i lost all my money in vegas right so right what did uh what did the attendant guy think when you did the 360 i mean i don't know he's like a pretty weird guy really you didn't think anything else he's not like he's not like a guy whose opinion matters to you i mean like that's a little weird i don't it

was just funny because he was like you pick whatever song you want and they're like it'll be in the video and then like he was yelling like all right one more spin one more spin and then like when you watch the video you can just hear him yelling like the i thought somehow the sound would connect or something but it's like he's just playing it on a bluetooth speaker next to me right and then so you could like still i heard him yeah you could hear him being like all right two more spins so come on get into it yeah but do something i think he really liked me who did i just see someone old someone did that either right before or right after you wait like the same bit of like following the camera around really but i don't think it was in the same place

she must have it was like this i saw it the same day what how much did you pay for that 20 i was at the bar with lauren and i had like ran down i had left uh to go to like the convenience store on the first floor of the hotel and so i was just like out on the street passing it while she was waiting for me at the bar and so i was like so she didn't even see you do it no i was completely alone i just walked and i was like i don't have a lot of time so i just walked up there i was like i'll do it right now 20 bucks and i just handed to him did it was there a long line out in a minute no is it do you put your phone in it yeah i mean it was ridiculous and there's like five of them on the street ridiculous ridiculous it's ridiculous uh should we do our

yeah these are sandwiches that don't exist the leaning tower of pita that's good the hornet's nest mustard and black beans on a sub roll all right i'm very excited about this one prove alone to lost in new york i like that the devil's pb and j it's peanut butter jelly and cheese whiz on rye just the devil's because it's like sucks fucking horrible it's like the opposite of jesus uh the catcher on rye that sounds good the cranklin ham pickles and hot sauce soaked in olive oil for a week and then put on ciabatta frankenstein's munster that's good the bikini bottom squid kelp and mustard and squirrel um i had we took different approaches but that'll play i had um the rap battle or the freestyle rap dude we did in dan corp my like stupid instagram in

high school we did a rap battle where we had one person rap a present and race against a guy who was freestyling and then it was like who do you think won we would ask them like who rap battle who wins i'm like wait which one is yeah that's so that's fun uh all right i'll do christmas songs okay these are christmas songs that don't exist okay rudolph overslept uh it's about a very stressful christmas morning where rudolph had a little too much fun the night before and overslept and everyone's freaking out and trying to find him before uh the present party i love it rudolph overslept oh my god rudolph overslept oh my fucking god this is not good we need to bring the presents to the house and we need to do it now

but rudolph fucking god where the fuck is rudolph where the fuck is he now this is not good you think that with that nose so bright we'd be able to find him i think he turned it off before he went to bed he slept through his nose he slept through it like his nose is alarmed alright I got you're too close to the fireplace it's like it's about

like you know a couple going up to like a cabin and they're having like a romantic night by the fireplace but the husband thinks his wife is way too close to the fireplace and he keeps trying to get her like to come a little further away you're too close to the

fireplace that's something wow that was actually kind of you're too close to the fireplace that's really good actually yeah something okay wrong house santa it's about a kid who opens up his christmas presents and just finds a bunch of boner pills and he realizes uh and then it it's cuts to a cuts to his neighbor who is a kind of weird old guy and now he's got a bunch of wheels hot wheels wrong house santa wrong house santa i don't know what to do with all of these hot wheels i really like have a knack humping under the mistletoe it's about it's about meeting with someone under a door frame

and getting a little carried away. Now we're humping under the mistletoe. Uh-uh, uh-uh. I know where that present goes. Alright. Coming out of my chimney

tonight, girl. She's coming down your chimney? That sounds horrible. Come on. You've always wanted to try it. no i have not okay i need money for christmas so i can get you presents it's about a guy saying i need you to give me money for christmas and i need it first before i can get you your presents and then it would be like even right i don't need nothing but a dollar girl but i need it ahead of

time so i can buy your things like a big ring i need money um i got nothing but stockings on and it's about uh it's about a these are all like sexy i know i don't know where what was happening i think i know what's happening i don't know you were at the donkey farm yeah i know what you guys are doing last night i know i know what you guys are doing last night oh fuck they said no screaming no cut my screaming everyone gets mad at me when i scream uh nothing but stockings on it's about coming home to your lady on christmas eve after a hard work week and let me tell you she's only wearing stockings and it's like it's like the kind that you put presents in

they're like you know what i mean it's like like they don't fit they're like right like saggy under clearly for like yeah it's not it's not hot it's weird she didn't take any of the candy out either so it's just like yeah it's just like like melting yeah she's got like uh snickers in between her big toe and her middle toe oh she's got like a fucking milky way on her pinky toe right um she's gotta take five up her uh ankle butthole ankle let's call spade a spade here she's gonna take five up her butt ankle um ankle do you have any more no i'd meet me in the chimney meet me in the chimney meet me in the chimney girl because that's kind of funny it's like a romantic yeah meet me in the it's like yeah meet me i'll be waiting for you just

Meet me in the chimney. Meet me in the chimney, girl. The kids are asleep, and now's the time to go into the chimney and make it rhyme. We're going to get in there. We're going to get greasy. Don't tell me. Andrew's not home, so don't tell little Dickie. I'm spitting on this.

Is that something? Yeah, I actually really like that. You want to freestyle? Meet me in the chimney, girl. Meet me in the chimney, girl. I also had Leave Yourself for Santa. It's about the dad is like putting the kids to bed and the mom's about to put like milk and cookies in. He's like, nah, girl, leave yourself for Santa.

Leave yours. And then she's like laying on the table where the cookies and milk would be. And then he goes nuts on her. Really? Yeah. You were really horny when you were writing these Christmas letters. What about Till I'm Walking with a Candy Cane? It's about a guy talking about how long he's going to love his Christmas gal.

and he says i'll love you till i'm walking with a candy cane that's cute that one's not horny i like that one let's move that one to the wait what does that say what fucking an elf oh this is elf uh elf with his elf with his legs tied behind his head 4k adult adult adult elf put in a pretzel you gotta get a new job mature elf should we start like a new company yeah just put him just meet me in the chimney girl all right we love you guys rival company but like a like a snack company or something oh like you and i yeah yeah you and i will start a business together soon i'm very excited about it shock collars for people for kids like they do for

i don't without naming names i knew a family that the brothers would put the youngest brother in a shock collar and drag him back and forth across the invisible fence that's like illegal they also uh tricked their babysitter into like climbing into a tree something like there was like a ladder that went into the tree or something and then they like took it down so she was just up there until the parents got on that's a clue a ladder and a babysitter i'm gonna figure out who it was with you like trapped her up there yeah it was like a puzzle yeah all right we love you guys have a great rest of your day have a great however many day have a great tuesday and we'll see you bright and early for our wednesday episode and we're one day closer to christmas every day

and for my hanukkah friends out there we're one when's hanukkah the 15th 21st 15th when's it's like eight days isn't it yeah but when does it start 14th okay evening of sunday the 14th oh this sunday's hanukkah when's kwanzaa okay and we're we're getting even closer to kwanzaa is the furthest away all right hot for the hanukkah listeners yours is first then christians then kwanzaa canadians when when's boxing day 26 okay google when is when's like when are all the other ones google what the biggest holiday biggest holiday ever ramadan yeah that's like that's months away all right ramadan you're the furthest away then us no then then kwanzaa then us then jewish people is there anything other than that

when is holly one of the nba finals okay the nba finals the nba cup is coming up the nba cup all right so hanukkah and the nba cup are up first they're both on the 16th then then christmas then kwanzaa then the epiphany the epiphany okay then january january january 6th patriots day then i know a lot of you are going to be celebrating i like to celebrate january 6th privately but uh if you guys want to i'm going to be storming the crapital if you know what i mean shitting my nuts off all right well what the hell just happened there we'll see you guys on wednesday We'll be right back.

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