Will & Rusty's Playdate - Chris P. Bacon

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

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What's up, Playmates? Factor's delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. I had a really good one with tomatoes the other day. Head to factormeals.com slash playdate50 and use code playdate50 to get 50% off. That's code playdate50 at factormeals.com slash playdate50 to get 50% off. Let's get into this awesome episode of podcasting. Playdate, episode 28, the DeMarco Murray episode. Adrian Peterson? Yeah, but he hit his kid with that stick.

Yeah, he was not a big playdate guy. No. Put it that way. Yeah, he wasn't welcome at the playdate, if you know what I'm saying. I do know what you're saying, and it's a pretty horrible image. Pretty dark. Pretty dark. We're back, though.

We are back. This is probably one of the nicest days in forever. I've been having the best day. Like the weather and stuff? Yeah, and just like you and I had a good morning. i went and picked will up this morning and uh you know watched him get ready and then we uh and then we drove and we did the zach and waleed show which was really fun yep uh it came out yesterday if you're listening to this yep came out yesterday go check out zach

and waleed show yeah we're on it if you guys want if you guys want more uh more of the playmates yeah we've got a very fun episode for you guys today we are gonna do your pitches our pitches uh a couple of your guys dm submissions am i the asshole um and then we have more sayings that don't exist followed by or uh preluded by is that the word uh sure yeah preceded by yeah definitely that not a big english guy polluted by polluted by i liked that um words that sound like exactly what they are thank you for playing the hits this episode we are playing the hits and then oh wait sorry before that we have everyone's favorite new segment teach me something um and then we're gonna do our personality segment it's just gonna be it's

gonna be so much fun i think it's gonna be killer i i've been hearing inklings rumblings yeah might be a killer episode so also fun fact uh lauren wants to wanted to leave early so i think i'm gonna talk for two and a half hours yeah i think honestly so lauren's friend mia drove up here and is apparently about to be at her house which she decided to mention right before we record in mind you in the middle of a work day i left my key under the mat so it's not a big deal okay yeah so we're gonna talk for like three hours you can tell mia that you'll be home at midnight okay at the earliest i'm going to dinner with my mom actually so i will also be peeling out i'm playing tennis today wow yeah we're all over the place guys yep yeah busy busy

i had a good week too uh i i i got tickets i'm going to see zach bryan at the end of the month in new york city i can't fucking wait yeah will goes a movie will and i're in new york city together and he just goes like uh yep yeah uh going to zach bryan when we're there and i was like oh cool and he's like yeah i got an uh you were like i got two tickets to zach bryan i was like cool and then he was like yep bringing my friend no okay my no my friend texted me that he knew someone who was selling them for 120 each if you look online they're like 300 each plus fees yeah that's not bad so we got a good deal i only there's only one available to me i i'm getting will back because me and my friend jill are gonna go to a whitney concert when we're in

new york city i mean i don't i think i could buy a ticket to that whitney yeah whitney they're like no one uh what's the one that's like and i don't want to be saved i don't know if i know please don't speaking of concerts will has a mini concert tonight or tomorrow tomorrow night yeah yeah i don't know oh my god wait you don't want to we should tell we should tell lauren about our lunch yesterday where someone brought that up oh yeah we had a crazy lunch today yesterday yesterday we were at the mexican place what happened i'll let you carry over uh so will and i are having a great day and i was like you know because we were kind of playing hooky from work as everyone

was and uh i was like should we go get takaya and he's like yeah so we go in we're like the whole it was one of those days where we kept telling each other like we're not good we're like we're having a good day we were having a good it's the weather's been nasty no the opposite of nasty but yeah i thought you're gnarly nice uh it's been super chill i don't know like actually oh yesterday earlier in the week it was no i meant nasty like in a good way awesome okay the weather's been nasty and will and i will and i go into takaya and uh i guess we give off that vibe like we're down to just have a conversation with a stranger the what the lady next to us goes uh goes aren't topo chico's just the best we were like yeah they really are like it's like an

elevated experience like i like the glass bottle i'm a big sparkling water fan whatever and uh and then this kid walks in and we make eye contact we had we had freshman year of college like we had an english class together and he's i was like yo juan what's good he was like what up brother or he was like uh oh whatever he was like uh and i was like dude how's it going and he was like it's fantastic like life's great and i was like this is my buddy will and he was like yo what's up will and then was like you guys going to country night or like it was something like there was no there was no reason for him to say it he just like said it and i was like yeah will's performing there or doing a song there and uh i'm singing yeah and

then the late the he leaves and the lady was like i guess we were giving off the vibe like we were not just at lunch we were also goofing around the lady was like how did like was like uh let's call for my yeah i have a girlfriend no big deal um sorry that was really weird wait mine's not calling sorry um she is probably working workaholic workaholic your girlfriend's slacking off mine's working hard so this has a difference between our girlfriends yeah yours is yours yours works like a blue collar like i remember mine is it yeah mine shook hands and she had like very coarse hands from all the like label she's a minor yeah my girlfriend is a minor actually like that no wait i'm gonna i'm gonna go back and get that blue collar yeah she's a

she's a blue collar minor she's an industrial minor her middle school has a program where they teach them trades what is that well i just don't want people to think that it's real that i have a girlfriend and that she's a minor she's um like a like pickaxe there's no girlfriend um okay all right what is i feel like lauren's going out of her way to do this all like will does by the way will definitely doesn't have a girlfriend what i i have one i'm gonna get one i'm gonna get one i'm gonna get one soon i asked i've been i've been asking around are you gonna finish your story yeah i was trying to get all fucking distracted by him doing the whole girlfriend flex on me um and then the woman next to us goes she was like what do you guys do for work that you can be out

at this hour like like goofing off and we were like it's a really good point but also like we we could just be at lunch yeah is that the end of the story all right my bank no my banker's calling yes yes double it okay wait hand me the hand me the red phone that he's doing the red ready oh oh uh my banker i said buy at 60 not sell at 60 what okay yeah i'll call you back i gotta do the podcast this is electric radio the uh the 1975 called they're a band there we go there we go hey hey lauren hey lauren 2001 called something horrible has happened to the world trade centers here

1984 called I didn't finish the book I never finished the book We gotta end this I got one more You're like making it more of a show No I'm not Hey Lauren

2001 called It's a space odyssey This feels like a real play date today Yeah we're playing No it landed perfectly Perfectly? Yeah, it, like, bounced so softly. And for the audio listeners, it did a cool trick when it hit the couch.

It did a flip. We recently got, like, for some reason we never get the back-end, like, Spotify data, and we just got it. Like, I don't know. It's not, like, anyone's fault. It's just, like, I feel like we always just look at the YouTube stats. We never look at the Spotify. I looked at it this week, and it's, like, 50-50, like, YouTube and audio only. And that made me, like, I feel like I'm assuming people are watching us way more.

You have to watch. Like, it's so much better. I don't think that's true You would have missed that awesome phone bit Yeah we can't be like encouraging people to I think the way podcasts Sorry I mean a lot of people like listen to it in the car

That's true I think that You don't have to watch The major takeaway from this is there are like twice as many playmates as I had previously thought True that is fair I kind of had only been thinking about YouTube Yeah we love you We love you

Guys Should we hear some friggin Should we hear some friggin bitches is yep actually well i think we should talk for 30 minutes more oh yeah oh yeah so oh i didn't so i didn't really get into it yeah i'm singing tomorrow night at this event it's called country night put on by some friends of mine uh here in venice they asked me to get up there and perform i thought it was gonna be like a playing guitar and sing thing and then they told me it's just like a they're gonna play the backing track and have me sing so now it just feels like i'm doing

karaoke in front of a room of people which you do literally like religiously i love karaoke yeah but it's like i i just gotta make sure they don't like overhype like i wouldn't say i'm vocally the most talented person in the world i better singers lauren in fact would be a better choice i don't know about that it's just gonna have that stage presence yeah well that's like i'm bringing i'll bring the energy we'll have fun i just think i was picturing you on like a stool with your guitar like yeah playing yeah and i feel like if you're just singing that implies that you think that you're like a really good god's gift to singing a hundred percent yeah it like with the guitar it's like you can kind of make a performance out of it and like i would push i would do a pushback

um no it's fine i mean they don't i don't think yeah i'm actually surprised that they like i don't think they have the setup for that like it's like mostly like dj stuff and then they have people come up and sing or something i don't know but um but yeah all right let's hear some freaking pitches there are no pitches okay that's just a word doesn't have to put the sound in in post like usual all right all right this one is from adam clay hell yeah he says i've got a pitch for you you can use my name if you want i already did ever been at work and you've used up all your sick days grandparents funerals and have no other good reason to leave you need anti-anti-perspirant this simple product applied to under your armpits will make you sweat profusely all over become

ghoulishly pale and emit concerning pheromones your boss will be forced to say you don't look well you should go home uh to anyone who looks or no anyone who looks at you would immediately recognize your sickness then a quick shower at home and you're ready to go love you guys keep it up i love that i love that and here's why getting away with faking sick is one of the best feelings like in the world yeah um i uh i was not good at it i dude by the time we were in college once covid happened it just completely opened the door you can just be like i'm saying like i have covid i like if they did if all the professors i emailed and all the things i missed all like got a calendar and they all got together and they put how many times i had covid i'd be like a

scientific miracle that i'm alive because i had covid like once a week during college yeah it was bad i uh this reminds me this is so gross but i was just telling someone this i uh i was scared like if it's gross for him that's like really bad no no it's not gross like i would tell you this story and you and i would laugh about it i wouldn't i probably wouldn't tell lauren the story if she didn't have to sit here and listen for her job it's international woman's day dude okay then i'm gonna tell this and i love me some international women i had uh did i already guys did i already tell you guys about when i pooped on the carpet nope yeah oh wait uh no when i was a senior in high school i was home with the flu and i was wearing like very loose fitting

very loose fitting like sweatpants like no scrunchie at the bottom um and uh and our microwave was built into the island of our kitchen and there was like this nice rug you know in the between the counter and the island whatever and uh i i um was putting soup in the microwave when i bent over i sneezed and then i pooped and because i because my sweatpants were so loose fitting it fell all the way through and landed on the carpet and we had to call the cleaning people and i had to watch and i told them it was the dog it was just clearly a human uh turd what You did not need to tell that story You guys didn't like that one?

No I did a little but it kind of grossed me out So you didn't just clean it up yourself? I wouldn't want to tell a soul about that He told him it was the dog I was worried I was worried about like smearing it into the carpet or something Did I see something on like Twitter or something About someone like pooped in someone's bathtub?

Nah That's not I'm sorry yeah um fake and sick is pretty tight though oh yeah i've totally forgot where we'd come from there yeah yeah no i agree i'm on board with this um i will say i think i feel like we are in like a like a society now where it is a lot easier to just be like hey i'm not feeling what was that oh what'd she do i just started talking to you i think she's probably picturing my me pooping my pants yeah no i just i don't know what say it no i'm just getting tired and like sleeping on coffee

There's coffee in there? This is full of coffee. Oh, wow. It's like a really big vessel for coffee. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Is it still hot?

Yeah. Hot enough, yeah. Is it just black? Mm-hmm. Nice. Yeah. I'm a tough guy. I drink my coffee black.

What can I say? How is this still so hot? You had this, like, all day. Shout out Arctic. Arctic. Arctic. I'm so bummed that I came after you guys got those. Didn't everyone?

I never got one. I didn't look at these. I know. It says chat. Yeah, I didn't get one. They're so cool, though. I would love to have one. um okay should we go to the next one sure okay yeah thank you adam next one is from this is

clearly like not this person's name but their account is retired elf puppet i feel like if i hadn't called you out on that enough you would have just been like this is from retired elf yeah yeah probably uh but then his username is kilgore trout so that maybe that's his name trout kilgore kilgore name yeah i went to i went to school with a girl named celeste kilgore yeah but kilgore trout two last names kilgore trout that's a real name it's the opposite of please send a follow dm with a picture of your id it's the opposite of of beyonce she has two last names no first name yeah okay okay this is a quick easy pitch scheduled texts the same exact what are you even laughing i'm just giggly today why are you laughing on this podcast about

funny stuff the weather the weather made me so much happier we should wait one time we should do try to do a podcast with no laughing yeah that would suck or what if we did no it would just be a fun challenge you know how when the weather starts getting nice your teachers let you do class outside yeah what if we did a podcast outside we actually should come to my place or your place probably better actually that'd be fun i could just bring all get all the cameras i mean that would be a lot of work if it was anywhere but here it's just like a travel kit like when people go oh that's true just a little tc like you guys did in the hotel yeah yeah and i went then we fucked that up i know but we just bring it back here and then get to yeah we do a travel kit

in my yard should we do it at the beach be too windy so much sand and all the cameras and the wind we rent a boat and we go out in the middle of the ocean no we do all my front porch would be sick actually yeah yeah there's do the mail oh my god this was hysterical so it's gotten way worse since you saw it yesterday even so the our our neighbors i guess don't have a key to one time I we lost our key to the mailbox and so I texted the upstairs neighbor like hey do you have a key to the mailbox they're like no we haven't had ours since we moved in we the one and the other girl replies I didn't know there was a mailbox where's the mailbox I was like how have you never once been like I can't get any mail anyway so we got a new mail keys we've been checking our mailbox

they've never checked their mailbox and uh I guess the landlord had enough so she just took it all out of the mailbox you know I don't know if it was a landlord or the mail carrier spread it all over the table in our front patio like all their mail and then it rained that night so it all got soaking wet then the landlord came the next day and like spread it all out evenly like to dry and then it rained again last night and last night was like windy so now there's just wet mail all over my patio and these girls have not addressed it at all why would they why would your landlord or whoever take it out that's because it was so full they couldn't put more mail in will will went yesterday we're we look outside and like i guess it was the landlord's

assistant or something was like drying the mail out it was funny to think like we had hired or will had hired someone to hire or to dry the mail out he's like he looked at chester and was like where's the girl that dries our mail out she's late yeah all right what's what's kilgore trout got up to kt all right this is a quick easy pitch scheduled text this the same exact technology as slack or email with scheduled messages but it's for text slash i message i can't imagine how easily this could be done by apple or whatever this could apply to friends birthdays you never remember random anniversaries your significant other cares about but you don't etc that's so good that is fantastic for birthdays like you could just go at like sit down one day and just

map out all your buddy's birthdays yeah that'd be awesome yeah i uh i would i would schedule i'd schedule like just every friday at five it goes out to all my friends and it's like like what you up to tonight it's like we kicking it yeah also like if i found out someone scheduled a birthday text i would i would be never talking oh no i i get really into like my buddy's birthdays like i like to like send a nice message in the morning yeah um and i think that's completely contingent on like how i'm feeling that day like they would be able to tell if i had like mailed it in i'm pretty bad about texting people for the birthday yeah i know okay should we do the next one the silence is you're not gonna ask you're not gonna ask like when you missed my birthday

i didn't miss your birthday no i didn't literally both of you guys missed it no your birthday was in september it's not true well my birthday both of yours are in september yours is like early summer 9 11 i thought yours was like a week after his no his is like may or june or something you're lying god yes when is it when is mine yours is 9 11 yours is um may 20 may 15th 13th really yeah wait in my head both of your birthdays were in september may 13th 2001 bretta when my head in my what's my birthday february uh you think we just uh no it's got i don't think it's happened since we've been on the pot yeah it hasn't so it's like july 18th. Close. That's one of my best

friends from home's birthday. That's what I was thinking. Hailey Colucci, remember her? That's what I was thinking. Colucci. It is July. I'm a Leo. July 21st. No. July 7th. I'm a Leo. July 28th. That doesn't mean anything. July 28th. I just said July 28th. You said

21. After that, I said, that's my parents' anniversary. Oh, that's cute. What is... This might be the worst. I forgot that we were... You're like, new Playdate episode comes out, and some guy's like, what do they got this week? And you're just like, July 15th.

April 31st. April. Okay. What's the funniest month? What's the funniest date? To have a birthday? I literally have it. Yeah, 9-11's hilarious.

9-11 is the- No, no, sorry. 9-11 isn't hilarious. The fact that you were born on 9-11, and like- This is my whole thing, and I've said this before, but it's like, it's the only major scale tragedy that's recognized by just the date. Like, it's just

called September 11th. It's called 9-11. It's called September 11th. Like, that'd be like when I go to the dentist's office, and I'm like, at the desk, and it's all quiet. You're like, 9-11. When's your birthday? It's like, imagine they're like, when's your birthday? And you just have to go like, Pearl Harbor! And like, the whole office

hears you. It's the only one. Hitler was born on 4-20. Is that true? Yeah. brother brother was probably toking that shit up right yeah yep copy me sludge me all right what do we got something all right last one is from val dobbins wait we didn't oh oh kilgore was scheduled thanks okay yeah thanks kilgore that was good um definitely would benefit okay val dobbins hey boys val dobbins unreal these names That reminds me of Harry Potter.

My friend's name is Dobbin. His first name? Dobbin, her name. You know every name in the world. Dobbin Sherrill. Good friend of mine. Dobbin Sherrill? You went to Rollins together.

Unreal. That's, yeah, that's a good one. And had a brief romantic stint, for the record. Cut that out, but that's true. Don't keep that in, keep that in. But when he says brief to hot, passionate, again, like passionate. it okay we're in the throes all righty last pitch val dobbins hey boys this came to me yesterday when i went over to a friend's house for dinner it's called the forever flavor friend or triple

f for short so i'm sure you were familiar my forever flavor friend dude come on dude um so i'm sure you're familiar with the scenario where you go over to someone's house and they cook a meal and when they bring it out it just looks super dry when you taste it you're immediately looking for something like barbecue sauce or salt just to make it seem somewhat edible obviously you don't want to make the chef look bad so totally changing their meal or showing that you don't like it might come off kind of mean so that's where triple f comes in handy triple f does that thing where when you trick your brain by pressing on different parts of your tongue you can simulate different tastes in this case triple f is a film like those listering things

for fresh breath that you can place sorry i'm like lost in this i think you were there no i know that you can place on your tongue to make something taste better blah blah uh like listerine strips yes you pop one in while nobody's looking and now your cousin's dry turkey tastes like something you'd find at a michelin star restaurant no longer do you have to make your friends feel bad and they're cooking because everything will taste great p.s and yes rusty this will also make your mixed drinks taste better good job with the pod fellas let's go yeah what would you what would your flavor be i felt like i felt like we were gonna start lifting each other's chairs

i think i'd make mine tasting some barbecue chicken Barbecue chicken I'd probably make mine I'd probably make I'd probably just eat them Like I'd just make mine Taste like Laffy Taffy And just be snacking on them

Laffy Taffy? Yeah you like that Laffy Taffy You don't like Laffy Taffy? No I love Laffy Taffy Does that make the food Get stuck in between Your teeth all the time?

What flavors? Of Laffy Taffy Are my favorite Ready? Don't say yellow Banana Banana's good But I

Banana and like Grape Green apple Green is Dank yeah like banana banana like transports like like if i have a banana laffy taffy like the trade alters the course of my day such a surreal experience yeah i guess it's like getting in a car accident like me it like bends the the fabric of space time yeah are you guys

more in chocolate or like uh sweet sweet sweet sweet i don't i don't like milk chocolate at all i don't eat milk chocolate yeah i love dark chocolate but milk chocolate actually makes me gag i grew up right by hershey too so like i don't understand you because like that's crazy that you grew up by like the greatest man to ever make chocolate milton hershey you don't like you don't like hershey you grew up in the greatest seafood places of all time you don't like seafood what do you what do you what do you what do you not like now uh traffic i uh hook learn and sinker there that was a good one um i think is it okay that i'm kind of just like yeah i don't need all that shit

that's too many calories uh no i think that i like what i can't have okay like the forbidden forbidden fruit yeah um let's like let's think of something something you can't have like big old big old knockers in your face right now you probably want that real bad dude this is a family podcast i hate when you take the wind out of my sails like guys taking a quick break to talk about factor meals since last time we talked about factor we actually got factor i ate them every day for a week and they were delicious i actually can't say enough good things about them i had some chicken on one day which was really good the one day it was tofu which i don't even usually eat tofu but i had done chef's choice so i had to

and it was actually delicious it kind of opened my mind to tofu so i love factor i love how easy it is uh no prep no mess easy cleanup i also ate them every day this week but i finished in like three days i had the jalapeno popper burger so dank um another thing i got my eyes open to cauliflower apparently i like cauliflower super easy to cook uh after work it takes like two minutes you just poke a bunch of holes in it with your fork take the sauce out if there is sauce ready to go guys head to factormeals.com slash playdate50 and use code playdate50 to get 50% off that's code playdate50 at factormeals.com slash playdate50 to get 50% off let's get back into this awesome episode of podcasting will what's your pitch oh i'm saying i got it

Don't you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know, the same way you can skip an ad? I get it. I'm Siyaya and I live in Ice Cove. I've made some questionable decisions that didn't end up the way I planned. And today I'm still figuring it out. Somehow things usually get worse before they get better. Apparently that's how I roll.

So bundle up and come along for the bumpy ride. Stream a new episode of North of North Tuesdays on CBC Gem. this podcast feels a slow motion i know i feel like the last i kind of like it though our last two episodes were like we're like so crazy and this one is like the all right this is the cool down episode it's so bad no it's not bad it's just so funny that i got on a piece of paper to say this it's it's the flare hat okay it's for if you like lose your buddies at the bar or at some sort of festival or you can't do that when i'm talking you just stood up and shook your camera right through it dude okay i can't like if you're at like a concert or like a some sort of outdoor

gathering or a bar oh i love this and you can't find your buddy yeah you just go you just go beep and it goes and shoots like a right out of your hat it's like when you can find your buddy it's like when in harry potter like when they're in the maze yes yes if you like throw up that flare yes yeah it's a flare hat fucking awesome festivals would be really so what do you do in a bar same thing it don't it's not fire it don't start fires it just like blasts off the ceiling yeah like hits a ceiling fan like goes everywhere no it's like it's like a laser actually all right so it's a completely different you just changed it you just switched up because lauren called you out that's a different version sorry um laser and the i love it let me tell you i love it one time

i lost a guy at the supermarket and i could like if you're a kid you could have it for the supermarket what do you mean you lost a guy my mom like you ever lose a guy there's a thing now for festivals and i think it's like strictly uh for people that are like way too high and like like just could not comprehend like going like navigating to find their friend it has like it's like a compass and if you're like the green dot it would like show you like i could just point it at the green dot and go to you and like kind of sick yeah it has like all your friends it's crazy well at coachella they have like huge sculptures so if like you lose people you're like oh meet it like this robot and then you all go to like the certain um all right mine this year no it's

too expensive yeah you couldn't pay me i want to go to stage coach but i think it's also no i love it i want to go next year but um my pitch are the wedgie list boxers so it would basically you know like you know how like like boxers like the people that are fighting like or like all right let me that was important you know they're they are boxers like you're thinking of but you know how sometimes in martial arts it's like their shorts have like slits all the way up the side so it's almost like a free-flowing like thing it's like those so it's like four panels and like it's kind of just open at the bottom got it i got that you realize how confusing that got i know i mentioned the other kind of boxers yeah i should have done it's like the dog like a boxer like you

know the dog yeah i do know what you're saying so it's like it's that's a lot of ventilation though yeah i'm just so like i don't know what it is about the boxers that i buy it's it feels like there's a magnet like inside of me and my boxers are just trying to go to them you should wear the brand i wear with all the flags on them well that's not that's just one design yeah but i don't want to say the name of it because we're trying to i want them to yeah i messaged did he tell you that i there's a brand that i wear literally every day that is a huge podcast sponsor for like most for like other podcasts nope bleep it no free ads oh i love them though they're so soft oh because i got i feel like i've skimmed pajamas and they're like the softest

things in the world i feel like if if you're a guy and you're wearing like a girl sees you wearing skims though they're gonna assume you're like a dirty little slut like a man slut yeah what's wrong with that when in rome i don't want to be a man slut all right who fits should we do am i the asshole or should we teach each other something each other something let's do am i the asshole first oh oh i thought no i kind of want to do that okay teach each other something teach me something willy all right did you know that have you ever heard of turkmenistan yeah so it's like one of the most like restrictive countries in the world yeah you need a tour guide like the entire time yeah and they have like a like a president who's like elected but anyway the guy's

a whack job and in 2018 he banned all colored cars yeah they're all white you can only have white cars in the nation's capital so you knew this yeah well i learned this and uh but what i thought was interesting too is that when they when the order went into effect the government went out and impounded all the colored cars. So, like, people just woke up in the capital of Turkmenistan and were like, where the fuck did my car go? And they were like, ah, yeah, sorry, it's at this... We took it somewhere because it wasn't white.

You got to pay to get it painted. It's so nice there, too. I don't understand, like, where all the money's... Is it, like, a money laundering thing? No, they have, like, oil or whatever their exports are, and they don't let the people have it. There's, like, no one there, though. Yeah.

How do you know about Turkmenistan? I'm well-read. God damn it. Lauren, you didn't know that, though, right? No. So I taught you something. You did. Did you like it?

Mm-hmm. What was your favorite part? I was actually kind of spacing out. You don't know what I said, do you? Something about cars getting impounded. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. No, it's fine.

When you edit the episode... I'm going to learn. You'll listen. I'm going to learn a lot. excuse me uh you guys want to learn something yeah i do yeah i wouldn't bet on lauren being tuned in no i'm too well now it feels unfair that she's tuned in for i'm like adolf hitler's okay nephew fought against the nazis in world war ii badass so sick during the second world war william patrick hitler later william patrick stewart houston good move on

awesome pivot yeah um was drafted into the united states navy where he served as a hospital corpsman corpsman corpsman throughout the war until 1947 he was wounded in action was awarded the purple heart and then went on to gain american citizenship could you imagine like that like he has his army uniform and like the little pad just says hitler like imagine like being like hey i'm I'm Will I just like that he was apparently he I don't think if I'm remembering correctly

I don't think it was like as cut and dry as like fuck the Nazis like I want to go fight on that side it was like they didn't give like Hitler didn't show him any favoritism and like wouldn't give him high rank and I think he was just like fuck this

jeez which is hilarious but that's also a complete hearsay i just made that up in my head hearsay hearsay that i made up you hear say that i heard it from the voices in my head um that's i like that lauren teach us something tell us something or do you have something to teach us um no you're always welcome well i actually so i was reading you guys probably know this but i i don't even have much to say about it but in the book i was reading yesterday the author was talking about this guy who wrote a novel without using the letter e yeah i saw that he apparently the way he learned like the way he conditioned his brain

he would play games like scrabble and boggle but he would take the ease out so he was just like better at like coming up with words what's the point of that who wants just to prove it just to like it was like a mental exercise for him yeah that's insane yeah you can't say the like now i'm i don't think i will ever read that but i'm baffled so i bet it sounds i bet it's like the worst book no i i know what is it about like what it's about aardvarks there's something that has like yeah okay next next we're gonna find out why what is going on we're intent we're looking at you intently like we're excited to hear you oh am i going you were just talking no am i the asshole yeah oh yeah you are sorry uh sorry everyone it's it is friday afternoon i'm just

gonna uh it's wednesday afternoon in their world though so we have to we have to be wednesday we have to be mid midweek grinding mentality i know of course of course but we just i said it's midweek grind she said i know you're fine i said i'll take my time okay yeah Am I the asshole? This is a long one. Awesome. I want you to watch that back. Play this in slow motion.

It's probably going to be super gross. You don't want to do it. But I just took my Zen out. It like flew out of my hand and banked off my hand and then landed perfectly in the empty container. Run the tape. Okay. Can we submit that to total frat move?

Okay. All right, you guys. First, am I the asshole is from Chris. Dude, perfect. This is from Chris. What's up? Am I an asshole? our high school friend group guys and gals is still super close and we go back to the burbs

where we're from a good amount about 20 of us went back to a hometown local bar and ran into a bunch of people from school we had i'm gonna need you to start over will and something crazy just happened we both got distracted i think i got it but roll yeah I was rolling, rolling, rolling on a river. Okay. Take two. Chris P. Am I an asshole?

Chris P. Have you ever seen that? Chris P. Bacon? Yeah, there was a pig named Chris P. Bacon. Yeah. That's funny. And the newscaster who read it could not keep it together. They had to cut the broadcast because he was laughing so hard.

Wait, what was the? Pull this up. It's the funniest. Oh, my God. No, it's so funny. We're so close. what do i look up crispy is like god damn it yeah look up just look up newscaster crispy bacon newscaster crispy bacon yeah

you love using i know crispy bacon anchor loses control wait i don't think you're gonna be able to hear it wait just you can honestly just get you can get the vibe from it just watching the story that is inspiring others one has certainly entered his share of problems you have to read this story Oh, he doesn't have back legs?

Why? That wasn't bad. Why don't they show... We did not. Oh, my God. Oh, we didn't even say anything. I like that they didn't brief. They're like, hey...

Yeah, he had no idea what was going on. Yeah. All right. Find single Ukrainian woman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, send me that link later. we'll do it lauren teach us um no we haven't even started the am i the ass yeah chris p um that's what sparked this spiral yeah okay what's up guys am am i an asshole our high school

friend group guys and gals is still super close and we go back to the burbs where we're from a good amount about 20 of us went back to a hometown local bar and ran into a bunch of people from school that we hadn't seen in a long time everyone was having a great time and the bar was packed i was talking to a girl who was always cool with our friend group but who we never really hung out with and she was introducing me to her girlfriend this new girlfriend was definitely a bit more masculine the conversation was fine kind of just catching up and exchanging pleasantries but the bar was loud and packed so there wasn't much meat to the conversation side note we have a buddy john my roommate who was about five six and a very similar build to this girl's girlfriend

during my conversation with this girl and her this girl and her girlfriend the girlfriend bent over to tie her shoe there's more as she's bending over to tie her shoe my buddy chis turned around quick let me stop you right there let me stop you right there chis if you do anything in the realm of of smacking this i think it's smacking the backing this person's behind or calling them Chris or whatever the friend's name is that they have a similar build to.

I'm going to lose my shit, Chiz. You don't let me down, Chiz. Chiz is in the hot seat right now. My buddy Chiz turned around quick from a rowdy conversation he was having with some other friends and suddenly started slapping slash smacking the back and ass of this chick.

Chiz, bro. Blatantly, but definitely hard. Red flag. All right. Hopefully, he thought it was John. Again, this bar was packed, so even though the girlfriend was trying to stand up, she was trapped under other people around her. I'm confused.

Oh, my. How are you confused? Allowing Chiz to get a solid five or six slaps in before she stood up completely. I hate this. She was pissed, and Chiz was mortified and said, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I thought you were my buddy, John. in his defense they had the exact same build and both had on jeans so it was definitely an honest mistake but still a wild thing to do even if it was john i being the only other person to see this

other than the girl who we knew from school frozen disbelief of what i just witnessed and i got out of there surprisingly the girl her girlfriend and shiz were totally cool with one another and laughing about it later but i'd love to hear the gang's thoughts on this one am i the asshole for hanging my buddy out to dry and not backing him up about the fact that this girl's girlfriend looked just like john no no wait or is that a reasonable play getting out of there after seeing that okay really wait wait clearly chiz is an asshole but i'm not sure about myself no you're the worst move the asshole move would have been like no no you're built just like our friend john here's here's the thing here's the thing you're definitely not the asshole and i would i would

even go as far as to say just based off of this i would assume you're probably a pretty great guy that you're even concerned that you were in the wrong yeah um i think you gotta sit chiz down and you go you go chizzy mo who's our buddy you go chizzy chizzy love you buddy um and we all like to smack john's behind don't get me wrong yeah you say what you say it was an honest mistake but you gotta be 100 certain yep that it is who you think it is before you make any physical contact let alone like like spanking them yeah yeah that was that was a failure to to do due diligence there respect to the the victim of this attack yeah for taking it like a champ and understanding that it was a misunderstanding but but yeah chiz you gotta be better than that you

gotta be smarter than that you can't be you can't be just going willy-nilly you know what i mean jeans they were also they were both wearing jeans come on you gotta find it yeah everyone's wearing jeans yeah i'm wearing jeans maybe uh maybe maybe chiz you want to bend me over and smack me chiz come on oh chiz what are you gonna what are you gonna take me out i'm wearing jeans you're gonna take me back and bend me over and bend me over and spank me till i'm raw thank me all yeah chiz you foul man uh no i think uh i think you you know you're kind of rolling the dice by having a friend named chiz and you kind of know yes that is true you know that that's definitely like in the realm of possibilities like that's chris you by hanging out with chiz are exposing

yourself to being the asshole yeah potentially yeah i think you just i think you just you let chiz know like that's your one that's your one that's your one time where you can mistake john's bottom for a woman's bottom yeah or vice versa because twice then you start to question the motive yeah i like i like really love the visual of this woman is bent over and then like she can't get up like she's like that's a nightmare scenario is being yeah being trapped in that position while fucking chiz is going to town you got five or six good ones in there too that's insane oh horrible poor lady no chris you're not the asshole and thank you so much for writing and that was i think that's my favorite one to discuss so far hysterical guys this episode is also

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to get married early in 2023 i could tell things were off she got a new set of friends and started doing booger sugar blow oh i've never heard that booger sugar that's good you haven't heard you've been hanging out with the right crowd yeah like a rough and tumble crew yep and staying out all night i noticed she was getting more and more texts from random dudes i tried to express my feelings and concerns about it and she would just deflect and i felt unheard and disrespected long story short right after she moved out her sister 22 okay so he's 31 got kicked out of their parents house and asked if she could stay at my house for a few weeks until she could figure something out i thought it would be a or i thought it would be weird but my ex said wait

wait what the hell sometimes i it's like a new word no i'm like going blind my vision sometimes i genuinely wonder if you if you speak english or if you've just memorized a bunch of words no my vision actually she could stay in my house for a few weeks until she could figure something out i thought it would be weird but my ex said it was okay because she would rather stay with me than be homeless the first night she was there she asked if i wanted to watch a movie and i said yeah and told her to come up to my room because that's where the tv was and i'm realizing that i thought i responded to his dm but i didn't so i don't have the rest of the story what do you mean like i like that's the end of it what do you mean that's the end of it what like i thought that

i thought i had more and i don't how what does it end with that's what it ends with what is it We have to go and... Well, I'll get it right now and then we can finish at the end of the episode. What? Can you read the last sentence again? The first night she was there, she asked if I wanted to watch a movie and I said yeah.

It just ends because he ran out of character. Keep going. And told her to come up to my room because that's where the TV was. Are we sure there's more? We know the whole scenario. We can assess it from this. 25-year-old girlfriend They were together for five years.

She started doing blow and staying out late. I know, but we don't know how they started hooking up. We need to get the... Or if they even hooked up. Yeah, it's the last... Oh, wait. He says hooking up in the first sentence, and then he describes how it happened in the last sentence.

Okay, so basically, yeah. The younger sister moved... Long story short. I'll ask if there's more. And then he gave her the hot beef injection. Oh. That made me sad. I didn't like that.

That's a quote from The Breakfast Club. Oh, God. She asked if... The little sister asked to stay with him. He thought it was weird, but the older sister said it was fine I know I'm like running through it in my head and then

the younger sister came over wanted to watch a movie the TV was in his room she came in presumably they hooked up is he the asshole I don't know dude I'd like to get more context like did like let's assume she came on to him

oh wait he just saw it so he's gonna respond but we can should we circle back and then people will have to wait till the end i mean yeah i guess i'm i'm confused about what you feel like we're missing like there's so much more definitely what do you mean you think you think her going up to his room is they she just slipped and fell and landed on his pp no i mean they hooked up what's he gonna get into the details of like she touched my leg i touched hers probably he's probably gonna he's probably gonna be like be like after halfway through the movie

like she looked at me and then we started getting like we know what happened i'm saying we can should i call him right now yeah yeah should i yeah give him a ring oh my god wait okay i am it's kind of funny wait this is awesome i love that we have this we should start doing this we call you it's like the opposite of every other show it's gonna be so confused oh my gosh he answered hi hey we're not gonna say hey uh it's well you know who it is we're reading we're reading your submission and we're can yeah dude um so there's a lot more details i just couldn't figure it all into thank you instagram message yeah yeah um i sent another

one to Lauren I think it was Lauren yeah probably um do you want to talk about it or should I read it say what give us a give us the give us the end of the story so where we where we left off she has just come up to your bedroom to watch a movie and we want to know like what happened from there oh shit hold on um okay hold on can I put can I put this on speaker like what not yeah you guys right yeah okay now i can hear you guys better okay cool so this is crazy um do you guys want a little bit of backstory first you just want to finish that and then give a little bit of backstory yeah whatever you feel like is the best way to tell this story we have nothing but time okay because shit i was literally about to get in the car to go to the

gym but um so she comes up to the room uh we start watching movies she's sitting on like the edge of the bed um i tried to get her to lay down and she's like no i'm okay right here and i'm like all right cool so i let like 15 minutes pass by and then i repositioned so i put my head on the other side of the bed near her um hold on one second so i put my head on the other side of the bed and i started scratching her back And she's like, yo, what are you doing? And I was like, yo, sorry, I'm drunk. I kind of phased out.

I thought you were her sister. And she was like, and I was like, that's my fault. And I was like, but did you like it? And she was like, yeah. So I kept doing it. And then we just, and then it just kind of went from there. And then we ended up hooking up like that night, the next night. and like a couple times after that while she was staying here let's go um and then we both like i

said then we both decided it was a bad idea uh we shouldn't be doing that but the backstory was uh my ex or whatever we were engaged for five years we had plans to get married we had a whole bunch of shit set up and then just out of nowhere she like started a new job like a second job like doing bartending and um she met like a new set of friends and she just started going out doing booger sugar doing toots yep and um started like messing around with some other dude and i like i had a feeling about that but i never had like actual proof but i'm like kind of like a little fucking like sherlock holmes so i kind of picked up on the vibes and i kind of figured shit out and i kind of like went through her facebook and her phone and kind of realized like there's

something going on can i can i ask you a question yes sir did you guys ever tell did you tell your ex that you and her sister hooked up or is this still a secret so that's a i'm glad you brought that up um so her brother after my ex moved out of the house um i needed help like splitting rent her brother moved in with me and he was helping me with rent and that's why the sister was like yo can i come stay with y'all for a little bit got it okay so the second night or maybe it was like the third or fourth time i can't remember which time but it like first time it was up in my room every other time was downstairs nice so wait but did you did you his girl came down because they wake up early in the morning for work and they came down and we were both just

like butt naked on the couch i hiked up real quick when i heard him walking down the stairs and like threw my shit on and then just kind of like look like a bozo pretending like i was something in the fridge um and so they knew and he told their their other brother and the other brother's fiancee or wife or whatever they are now um told my ex how did how did she react um she didn't believe it at first so she called me out on it um i just kind of denied you know and i did not deny until you get away with it and uh um and then uh and then she was like okay cool i was like all right cool so we're still talking you know everything was still kind of chill a little kosher still and then a couple days later

she gets an anonymous text or anonymous email and it just says hey i just want to let you know about uh about your sister um i don't know the whole story but blah blah and then she she screenshots sends it to me like early on like a fucking tuesday morning and i'm just like oh fuck yeah that's tough yeah i mean she i well we're gonna break this down so my my defense my defense real quick is i was single at the time yeah she left me i was single i can do whatever i want and she cheated on you right presumably i don't i don't technically i don't know if she cheated on me before she left me but i knew there was something going on with this other dude yeah because now me and all her brothers are talking mad shit about him saying how we're gonna beat his ass yeah

all right dj they don't like him either all right we're gonna we're gonna break it down and uh we'll get back to you yeah you'll you'll hear it on the pod next week i was not expecting this i know you guys to like read the message and like say hey send more so this is crazy dude i love y'all i love the podcast love friday beers thank you so much you guys are the champs hi i love you tj thank you so much if y'all are if y'all are ever in athens georgia shoot me a text dude i'll well i'm kicked out of most bars so hell yeah all right take it easy have a good weekend holy shit lot to unpack there that guy's wow love that guy i yeah oh my gosh uh i think i that's

tough yeah i don't know i'm also biased now because i like i kind of because we like him that guy rules yeah uh i don't think he's the i i don't think they could both be an asshole in a i think it's a little it's a little grimy i think it's but like it his he was engaged this lady for five years and then she was messing around with another dude yeah that's drugs that and yeah like i mean i just kind of makes it hard for me to put the blame on yeah on him he was trying to he was in a vulnerable position um yeah i mean i like the back scratches move the back scratches is a is a move there the sister i feel like maybe it's more questionable on the front of the yeah on the little sister yeah yeah oh agreed uh yeah she was she was getting some some scritches

and then yeah like that i wonder what their relationship is like now that seems hard to he also threw us a like a huge curveball being like i also live with the brother yeah who's he lived with their brother yeah oh you were there you were holding the phone no i know i'm sorry i lauren kept laughing at things that like weren't funny i'm sorry i was just laughing i i laugh when i get nervous and i just didn't really know like what was going on yeah that whole situation was that was it was unfortunate i'm gonna say tj is not the asshole yeah i'm gonna go not the asshole um but i think i think the the fact that or the reason he's not is because he was operating in such murky waters like yes it was uh there were there

were other things at play there that made it more okay i think yeah i mean it's like it's like if if someone lights a building on fire and you steal a bag of doritos on the way out it's like asking if you're an asshole for stealing a bag of doritos yeah yeah it's like i uh bigger fish to fry here yeah i think uh yeah i think i think that was really fun and i that was i kind of want to call people more i know yeah maybe like once every few maybe maybe you like in you if you're gonna submit put at the end like call me if you want more yeah but i don't want people to make stuff up you don't want them to no that's almost friday pod has an issue with this yeah whenever they do some i i believe them are made up i believe everything that that's if that's a lie that's

the best yeah there's no way that's legit there's also something that makes me want to go to athens georgia that'd be a time and a half yeah he i like this like he had a pretty nice setup there new girl moves in yeah nice young 22 year old girl they're just banging on the couch sounds awesome i i like the balls on tj being like her brother her brother he knows he that that he wakes up early yeah let's let's just sleep on the couch butt naked yeah i mean he is he seems like a man who just kind of goes for it he painted us a really funny word picture was like i threw my shit on then i just i pretended like i was dicking around in the fridge yeah all right that was yeah fucking awesome that was great um all right should we just move on

yeah will do you want to do words that sound like exactly what they are or sayings that don't exist uh let's do let's go where the bread's butter let's do some sayings it's been a while yeah let's do it it's been a very long time all right these are even more sayings that don't exist first up i've got put your finger on the hose it means when you're kind of spreading yourself thin and you need to dial it in and concentrate on one thing so you know maybe you're talking to a bunch of different ladies you might say your buddy might say hey you really like this one girl i think it's time you put your finger on the hose and you know yeah lock her up i got don't mistake a parrot for a prophet so it would be it would be you know someone who you know your dad's always like

regurgitating information that they've heard and you're like you don't like you're just saying stuff you heard like you don't actually even know what you're saying don't mistake a parrot for a prophet that's so good like i at first i thought you meant like p-r-o-f-i-t yeah so but that's sick liam helped me with that one that's so good i want to give some credit like that one should exist already yeah that's firing me up we were i went downstairs and i was like i want to you know i want to do one with a parrot like and i was trying to hone i was trying to hone it in yeah and liam helped with that one and everyone in the room like stopped what they were doing it was like oh my god yeah that's awesome thanks uh buying a new bike won't make you pedal faster nice that's awesome

yeah you're really i forgot how good it is that's awesome you gotta put in the work just get the shiny new thing yeah isn't gonna do it for you yep i got the sweeter the wine the worse the hangover so you might be you know enjoying it in the moment and indulging but uh you're gonna have to pay for it later yeah everything has a cost exactly i've got let's not make a stop sign a red light don't get overly hung up on a on a small issue and let it halt your overall progress keep going keep pushing through fantastic gotta stop make an adjustment keep going so good um i got a chameleon is never underdressed. So if you can adapt to your

surroundings, you're gonna fit in a little bit better. I feel like we came back sizzling. Really? I was 50-50 on that one. I didn't know if you were gonna like that. I love it. Thank you. Alright. Those are more sayings. What do you think, Lauren? They were great. You loved them so much? No, I did. It's been so long since you guys have done that.

Yeah. I know. I really liked the don't turn a stop sign into a red light. Really? Fantastic. Thank you. Alright. These are more words that sound like exactly what they are. I got brick. Brick.

That's a good one. I got jelly. Yeah. Jelly. You go. How about slide? Slide I like. I got swamp.

Yeah. Feels like it'll fucking down. There's alligators in the swamp. Swamp. I got punch. Mm-hmm. i've got mosquito oh like a mosquito feels like a little thing that would bite you that is good i got slippery yep like you can almost fall over on that word yep yep i've got agility yes

i've got agility makes me feel like i'm like yeah back and forth it is funny that like for some reason agility your hands have to be out yeah moving like this yeah um i got crack yep uh i've I wrote like 10 down. I don't know how many there will be. Just fire them off. Go. Do you have more? No.

That was your last one? Yeah, go for it. I've got stark. Yep. Feels like stark. Ant. Feels small. Okay.

Sore. Yes. Like soaring. Feels like. Oh, I thought you meant like body sore. No, no. I mean like soaring. Soaring.

To soar high above. Like feels like soar. Soar. Soar. Ambiguous. Yes. Feels confusing. Yeah.

That's all I got. what about what about Humid Humid yeah Lauren bang one for one

one for one feels sticky very sticky Humid yeah that was sick yeah this is a great episode

we're so fucking back we're so back those clips are gonna we won't get yelled at in our meeting next week yeah hey I'm joking

Lauren whose personality is still in this week oh I'm never prepared you think Will and I are I'm never prepared Ariana Grande

because she just made the comeback of the century. Well, not actually. She just dropped a really good album and she's just killing it right now. I would take that as a... If I was the T-Man, I'd be pretty pissed off about that because... T-Man?

Your boy. Oh. Why? Because her boyfriend sucks. What? What does he have to do with Ariana Grande? Like, if you're Ariana Grande, then the T-Man is Spongebob.

Oh, you're saying Ariana Grande's boyfriend sucks. I thought you meant... No, T-Man rules. No, I broke my hair. Oh, you're saying... I see what you're saying. Yeah, like... He would be the SpongeBob guy.

He would be SpongeBob. Have you seen that video where he goes like... No. Put the picture of him going. She's happy. Will, whose personality do you see on this week? Oh, man. Oh, man.

It's just so many to choose from. I got so many. Zach Bryan. I'm singing this song tomorrow night so I might as well channel my inner ZB you're gonna get pulled over and be a dick to the cop yeah actually I've been too hard on him for that

I've been telling Will that that irked me when he was like do you know who I am but also like cops I'm not a big cops guy so like yeah I guess that doesn't really make me that bad I mean I think it's just like you gotta understand when you're that there's things that you do and I do that are like if they were on video they would suck

yeah like in Boston I was kicking cars yeah yeah like imagine if you based if someone based their impression off you were kicking cars he kicked a car or two it was fine i got there was a there there were these girls like filming and they were like i'm not gonna say what i actually said but it was the the gist of it was like hey rusty and like they were filming and i was like i basically made i i said that i was gonna do something that would render their video like unusable yeah if they if they or render your career unusable that's funny yeah uh um he kicked a car he i kicked a couple cats did you make a

dent no no i think it was like the wheel well uh no it was like the the meat of it was like the back bumper and then i grabbed him and then he took his shirt off yeah well like called me an uber and he was like right as he had kind of wrangled me i like took my like jacket sweater and shirt off like right it was like all right i finally got him under control the uber's one minute away and then as the uber's pulling up just rips all his clothes off i was like oh so i had to bring him his shirt and jacket and sweater the next or did i go home shirtless or i think maybe you took the shirt but you left your jacket and hat and everything else yeah it was epic it was legendary i am gonna steal

you could dude i'm gonna steal personality from the and by the asshole and just be like yeah oh just be like actually i don't know i don't know if i want to put it out there that i'm taking advice from the guy that's no i mean you could take bits and pieces though like he seems very comfortable with the decisions he's made yeah he was confident yeah even if they might not be oh dude i'm gonna take i'm gonna take the whoever the cooler right brother was orville yeah i'm gonna take orville right uh personality i think just the balls to be like the first guys that wanted to leave the ground you know what i mean like that was so dangerous and they were like fuck it let's give it a shot it's funny to pick him as your personality for like the one weekend

you aren't flying oh yeah someone commented and they were like i don't know if they've ever gone an episode without talking about an airport all right so we almost did no i was so close that's the last thing um what are they gonna comment today guys oh yeah i want something like i want something that makes sense that's more there's got to be more substance because we've kind of just been like colors and i'm looking through the comments and i want to read like nice things and then it's all just nonsense it's like impossible to read our comments comment your comment how you really feel about this episode comment yeah comment how you really feel about this episode followed by your favorite memory with a friend oh that's cute all right guys

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