Will & Rusty's Playdate - CRAZY OFFICE MELTDOWN

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

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Like the MD Foodie Boys. You see they try to work a phrase into the episode. Without the other ones noticing? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't take a ton of... I don't take a ton from... All right, ready? Wait, are we rolling?

Yeah, we are. Playdate. Playdate. One, two, two. Khalil Mack. Nice. Oh, that's what I was going to say. Ray Lewis.

All right, here's... We're going to do a new thing this episode. We're each going to come up with... Andrew's going to give each of us a code, word, or phrase that we have to sneak into the episode. We're just ripping the MD Foodie Boys? Yeah. Yeah, we're ripping the MD Foodie Boys.

We're stepping on their turf. Did you see Sabrina Carpenter dressed like Chubb Perm? yep dude chub chub perm and i follow each other on instagram so you better you better that's enough on my boy yeah i heard i heard you haven't mentioned that i haven't no fuck you have no that's why i said fuck because i know you're just being a little little sneaky snake this episode is brought to you by cash app cash app send me my money cash app i heard the young guys at the office talking talking shit on the md foodie boys how many aren't we like the youngest guys here i meant like the two the two younger people than us oh john and john and jackson

months younger than us they were uh they were having a discourse about the md foodie boys and uh and it made me think i sit next i sit my office door sits right next to where they sit and their conversations are almost identical to the md foodie boys on a daily basis so i don't know so you don't know maybe that's why it's like they're stepping on their toes right it's like how i hate like dave chappelle no a lot of like philosophers right and yeah it's like marcus aurelius and you have beef yes do you guys want to hear what i did wait can we do the thing oh or do you know what you actually want to do yeah i want to do it so someone so i'll you i'll cover your eyes you cover your eyes okay um yours is going to be that's a one-way ticket to banana

town okay and then okay uh how do we get willie's attention okay okay okay you covered oh was he oh were we both covering him i was like oh no you already told me mine i don't know but i was still going around You tap my foot when I rub your eyes. Okay, well, you put your foot down. I'll tap it. You don't have to stick it out. Yours is I'm diving headfirst in that chili.

And what's his? I almost had you. All right. All right. So, you get one guess. If you correctly guess the person's, you get. You're the winner of that episode. You're the winner.

And if you guess it. Or you get to pick the still frame of the other person for the thumbnail. yeah that's stupid okay because i want you to look good bro listen to this all right you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna eat me alive for this i was sitting in the pod producer's room waiting for almost friday pod to end yeah kind of ran out of things to play with in that room and so i was like oh label maker and was kind of having some fun with that and i thought it'd be funny to i think i thought it would be funny to make a label that said poo only please and i was going to put it on the toilet and when i clicked enter it just broke in spectacular fashion and so

i went into the i opened the top up to like try and fix it and made it so much worse and just broke the label maker and so i that label maker what we use that like i know that's why on a daily basis that's why i immediately went to edge's office and told him what happened and i was like really nervous because i had no idea how much they cost john bastion told me there was one for four thousand dollars so i was like oh my god i'm gonna be in like debt to the company and i went in and i told him that i broke it and he was like of all the things you've broken here that's what you're worried about and i was like what have i broken here and he just listed like three or four i can think of the window the window the sign in in the old office oh yeah

technically you broke that you threw my vape to me and it hit the glass the neon sign and shattered it um i don't yeah i stopped him before he he listed those two things so it's okay uh so it's it was like he was completely fine i was like really stressed out about it but i'm trying to be honesty is the best policy my dad used to always say take your beating early and you're going to be in less trouble like if you get in trouble with the law go turn go turn yourself in so i was like you know what this is weighing heavily on my conscience well i appreciate you being vulnerable and so where did you when you say you found the label maker it it was right it was plugged in ready to go on on the desk that i was sitting at now where are you your desk oh

in the pod yeah it's someone else's desk did you think do you think you would laugh if you went into a bathroom and on the toilet said poo only please i think i would chuckle for sure i'm i am sort of a you know i was a big chance the rapper fan yeah growing up so i'm i've sort of had that no labels mentality sort of ingrained in myself but uh i think a poo only one would get right but i think chance would be proud of what you did if you think about it that way do you want to we don't want no labels i destroyed the evidence too i immediately destroyed no no no i so i had a bunch of i the first thing i are you sure it's like irreparably broken no no no but the noises it's making are suggested but i so i left out a kind of a key detail i didn't know

there's a button on the end that like cuts it off so i thought you had to like pull it out and then cut it with scissors and so that is where she just yanked it i yeah yeah you know what on second that i think i yanked it pretty hard and then i also left out a key detail that when i opened it i pulled the thing out and it pulled a bunch of stuff that looked like it would be in a vcr came out got it and i mashed it all back in and closed the lid and oh oh do you want to see it uh oh i thought that's what you were gonna say like oh go get it no like sure it's right there i was gonna say did you know that you know those wristbands growing up that you would like slap on your wrist yeah you know they make that out of old tape measures oh okay old tape measures

old what old tape measures old tape a tape measurer would be like a guy in a factory isn't like six feet called a tape measurer tape measure yeah but if you're talking about measurer if you're adding there's somewhere in there there's an extra you know plural would be tape measurers no like the thing that you use it is a tape measurer no it's a tape measure we sound like that pod that like clearly writes stuff beforehand have you seen these guys where they like come up with disagreements ahead of time they're like australian guys wait can you look up tape measure tape measure huh so i think i've been saying tape measurer my whole life as far as like miscommunications go you kind of picked a pretty yeah a pretty harmless one

like mine have like big consequences yours are like i said it wrong tape measurer okay tape measure huh wait here's can i tell you something that happened today i had an all-time moment this morning so i old time moment ready for my willie dl welcome back to willie's all-time moment we're You listen to 89 points. Head first into the chili. So I made coffee this morning. I brewed a pot of coffee when I got to work. There was no coffee being made.

I got here. I heard you walking around making a fuss about coffee earlier, and now I'm glad I get to hear what it is. So I go get here in the morning, make start. I do the sometimes there's coffee in the pot. It was empty today. So I was like, I'll make the coffee. Put the filter into the beans, whatever, blah, blah, blah.

hit start this is like a regular like coffee machine where it fills up a whole pot i go to the you know i'm waiting for the pot to fill up so i go back to my desk working on this sketch with billy and willie and liam blah blah blah uh after like i don't know 30 minutes i'm like oh coffee's probably ready i'll go check on it get myself a cup so i go to get my cup of coffee i walk into the kitchen not only is the coffee not ready the entire coffee maker is gone like the whole machine is just gone from the kitchen like can you imagine i literally i was like i was saying i was trying to i was going through my head like okay am i asleep and this is a dream am i hallucinating did i that was your first thought that was kind of one of them because like i go yeah you brew a

pot of coffee and then you go to get the coffee you're trying to play devil's advocate right now you're like you know what no let's think about yeah like the whole machine is gone which means that a full pot of coffee was consumed and then because you can't take it with the coffee in it okay right so i'm like someone drank all the coffee and then got rid of the machine well in their defense if i drank a whole pot of pot of coffee by myself that i didn't make too because that's like a party foul if you didn't make it oh you think they got rid of the evidence i was gonna say like i would feel so horrible i would wouldn't want anyone else to experience that so i would get rid of the machine as a whole i mean i literally was i was like what am i looking

at there's just a gap right i mean with that coffee machine has been there for six months okay and it just disappears as in while i'm making a coffee so where did it go so i'm like what the hell happened and i'm in there with carly and i'm like carly do you am i losing my mind like there was a coffee machine here like 30 minutes ago right i just brewed a pot in there and she goes well uh there was sort of an incident with bobby but i don't and i'm like okay what is going on so i go out turns out that coffee maker is broken wasn't fully aware of this and so when i brewed it it just brewed all over the kitchen and bobby went in there and was like oh what the fuck there's coffee everywhere and there's fucking dishes in the sink and had like a meltdown and

was edge got called in and bobby was like fuck this i'm going home fuck you and packed up all his stuff and left for the day and they and threw out the coffee maker or took it with him or something or someone threw out the i don't know wait wait wait wait wait is there and we're gonna break down all of what you said yeah in a second is there a world where he was sitting there and was just like super like ready to go home it was like the first thing i have i'm gonna do it like if i if i walked up to edgar i was like there are fucking dishes in the sink i'm going home He would be like, that has nothing to do with you. Willie Simon was saying he was going to walk up to Edge and be like, the pod studio is trash.

I'm fucking out of here. Like, he doesn't even ever work in this room. He's also just kind of a level-headed guy. Yeah, I don't. Everyone's like, yeah, Bobby freaked out and was yelling at Edge and then left and packed up his bags and left for the day. Oh, man. He has no idea the can of worms. Worms.

The can of worms. That's it. That's your shank. No, I'm kidding. That's not my real guess. That's not my real guess. He has no idea the can of worms he just opened because now everyone is just going to, like, at the drop of a hat go, like, Steph's shoes are going to be untied. And I'm going to be like, I can't work here.

You expect me to fucking pod with that going on? I mean, I couldn't, but I just, yeah, I don't know what happened. So I didn't get coffee today. I like, do we think, do we think he broke the machine? Like, do you think he, like, threw it on the ground? No, it's not. Okay, so there'd been some issues with it, but, like, it still worked. So I didn't really think it was, like, a big deal.

But apparently whatever happened today was, like, a breaking point for him. How does it... Because most coffee makers, I feel like people have had them for, like, 20 plus years. I know. I don't get it. I've had mine for forever. How does it brew all over the floor? Like, that's not...

Like, if you called... If you called whoever makes... Who makes coffee at Baker's, Andrew? You're going to laugh, but Mr. Coffee. so if you called mr coffee and you were like my coffee brewed all over the floor they would be like i don't know what that means like did it was the pot broken was the machine broken i literally know i didn't see any well that's the other funny part is like okay so in my mind i'm like what the hell happened but what really happened is i start this thing create like a huge crisis and i'm just

one room over just like like working on my sketch and then i come out i'm like where's my freaking coffee and everyone was like kind of like dude like so right now so i've never brewed a pot is Is it common to leave the room, or is it kind of like, so you don't have to be there? No. You weren't the bad guy. No, there's no part of it that's hands-on. Once you click start, you just leave, and it fills up. Who cleaned it up?

Because there was no mess. No, I know. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, it couldn't have been that bad. You think Bobby cleaned it up and then had his meltdown? Maybe. Yeah, it could be like when your mom's cleaning.

Oh, yeah, yeah. If you fucking leave this in the sink one more time. And she's scrubbing it, and you're like, mm-hmm, keep going. nobody helps me in this household yeah yeah exactly yeah our our apartment is uh we all are kind of the same level of clean yeah but we all have kind of assumed without speaking to anyone i've assumed like certain roles so like i'm kind of on like lint duty and like lint duty like i'm the only one that to my knowledge that empties the lint catcher that's like a duty it if for some reason ours it's like every dry it is like full of lint

and like yeah that's just how it's just but i'm saying like i'm the only one that ever does it so you're just like they don't empty their lint they don't like you do it when they're doing their wash and you're not like doing wash uh what do you mean like if they're putting stuff in the dryer you're gonna walk up and take the lint out or you just take out the lint when you do laundry I just take out the laundry. I'm on lint duty. Imagine all of your roommates also think they're on lint duty. Like, there's just so much lint.

What does that mean? I'm on lint duty. All right. I'm sorry. I misspoke. I fucking. You're going to have all these. I'm on teeth brushing duty.

Zach hasn't wiped my ass once. I handle showering, ass wiping, changing. Okay. but i to my knowledge i'm the only one that takes the lint out i kind of handle some of the dishes we all kind of you're mine dishes no no like i will put theirs away okay and then like like they they like to leave their whole foods bags out so like i throw those but like in the trash but ty usually takes the trash out like it's all it's this nice little symbiotic thing whatever but if when i'm putting the dishes in if i like kind of wish zach had put some bowls

away like yeah i'm gonna make him like sound a little louder going in yeah you know what i mean like you want you want him to like you're like passive aggressive about it yeah but you know what i'm quiet with his fucking his tinfoil because i use the tinfoil so like he will leave his tinfoil out on the counter but if i complain about it then he could be like you've never bought the tinfoil so i like i'm sure he is so i like secretly throw his away one time my roommate's girlfriend was staying at our house and uh and she said she saw one of our other roommates like scoop all this like flour and crumb stuff like off the counter into his hand and then just dumped it on the floor skip the middleman whoa what skip the middleman i did that when i was a kid i would

You just dump it on the floor. That's insane. You just did all the work. So my sisters would be doing the dishes, and I would have to clear and wipe the table down. So I'd wet a paper towel, and I would hold my hand out like the crumbs are going to be there. But I would just hold it like six inches from the table and just swipe it between my hand and the table. That sounds insane to me. That's okay.

That's okay. It sounds normal to us. Really? To just leave the flour on the floor? He was a kid. i discovered one new bug new i don't know if this exists yet but if it does i'm fucking or if it doesn't i'm on to something and i'm gonna sell this to hidden valley sriracha i've been putting sriracha in my ranch when i eat taquitos uh the aqua nuggets that i've been eating the aqua way

akiway the yes when i eat my akiway we if you have if you're not putting a little bit of sriracha sriracha in your ranch yeah you gotta go home and try this is it's next level stuff that sounds good really good so what i do i put sriracha on my eggs this morning do a little circle of ranch and a little circle of sriracha and then they'll kind of meet in the middle and then you can stir the middle so it like fades in and you can kind of pick how much it's like a gradual fridge i had it's yeah what was gradual fridge it's like fridge and freezer and then like it's a gradually gets from one to the other so like if you want something like kind of frozen it's like in one part it's all one unit and it just goes from freezer to fridge gradually and it could like

move throughout the day you know you have to like defrost something yeah yeah so there's like a conveyor belt yeah absolutely that's fantastic absolutely yes absolutely convey y'all see that new tiktok tech trend of like going back to honolulu just yeah so that song that's like old og kid cuddy yeah that like me and my i remember that song specifically i remember because that was the first time i found out what weed was when i was like eight i guess that that came out in 2007 2008 or something my brother and his buddy jimmy wallace used to listen to it and you were such a cutty head you had to google and i i used to i mean kate cuddy was i was a huge cutty head we all were man it was no i was bigger you were next level i was next level he was my

hero like he i thought he saved my life for like until like two years ago i mean i'm not gonna lie it was kind of the same way yeah i mean like i i'm not that first man on the moon album yeah was like the best thing and that and the second one and did you post on were you one of the guys that posted like you saved my life yeah like i would like comment on like his subreddit and shit and like what was going on in your life that would have i remember when i found man on the moon the end of day it was when i i went to paraguay when i was like 13 or 14 and i was there for like six weeks oh it was the longest i'd ever been away from my parents and i was in like rural paraguay with no cell service and i had accidentally the only thing i had downloaded was that album

and i didn't even know it actually it was like my brother had downloaded it or something and that's when i found him and i listened to every i mean i was with this guy chris sosa he's a few years older awesome he's a man and me and chris sosa were sharing a bed for like six weeks in rural paraguay and the only music we had was that album and wait why were you in rural paraguay i i just wanted to go i you're avoiding taxes how old were you 14 chris sosa's dad was paraguayan and his mom was american they'd met when she was in the peace corps there okay and they were good family friends of ours and they were like i was really interested in like getting better at spanish and stuff and they were like hey we if you want to go we're in the summer chris is going

to go for like a month and a half and you could go with him how big was chris's bed that you were sharing it was a king we okay and we were little or he was he was a little bit older he was probably in high school so i guess i was in high school it was like a freshman in high school anyway long story short i listened to the album every day and it changed my life i thought at the time but what i was sad about was that i was missing my parents because i had been away from them in for three weeks in rural paraguay yeah what were you doing out there were you just like dude it was so i mean like like i went to like a school oh and uh wait during the summer yes because it's their winter nerd it was winter and i didn't i couldn't learn anything because they mostly speak

guaraní in like the rural communities which is like the native paraguayan language so i didn't really know what i was doing and uh but i like they let you into that school it was just like kind of i think it was just like so cool to have like a american kid like you're just a permanent shadow yeah kind of yeah i would just kind of bop around and play soccer we'd go to like i don't really know what i did honestly did you do any like offshore bookkeeping or anything like that keeping yeah yeah i think sorry i think what andrew's saying is were you involved in some sort of shell corporation at that no oh well we did okay for 10 days of it it was like they ran this organization they tested people for diabetes i didn't say it like that diabetes so i the first

10 days was like diabetes screening where i mean obviously i didn't know how to do that but i would like help like organize the events or stuff and then there was a bunch of nurses with us but then they left after 10 days and then me and chris sosa were just there for like a month just kind of dicking around they would go to like festivals at this festival i want to hear about you and chris sosa dicking around that's disgusting yeah this is like festival where they would like light a soccer ball on fire and everyone would like kick it around it was like mayhem i was like this is awesome there are things that it's like yeah we went too far with like safety stuff in the u.s like this is fucking sick and then they had a big greasy pole with like a pack of cigarettes on the

again we don't want to hear about you guys greasing each other's poles that's disgusting they had a big greasy pole like a pack of cigarettes on the top and all these like 12 year olds would be like trying to get up to the top first it was like that thing where you try to run to the end of the pole except like going up you're going to you're going to a festival and it's the annual like americano uh and fuego dude you were gonna be a hit here i worked at a gas station yeah you told me that when was that was the same trip yeah is that when you had to you technically were smuggled through brazil you're yeah you're trafficked yeah yeah well no that was actually the first time i went to paraguay is that is that the so you've technically committed

an international crime i did have to hide under a seat did you hear that and like hide under a seat while we drove through brazil because we didn't have a lot to cross the border yeah because like brazil's i think because the u.s makes visas hard like brazil's like all right fuck you we're Making visas hard for you. So, like, there were other people in the car that weren't American, and they didn't have a problem, but because we were American, we all had to hide under the seats and stuff. I did that at a drive-in movie theater one time. Yeah, exactly.

It was in... So, it was, like, the same thing. Yeah, yeah. Probably similar. Yeah, sneaking across the border. Anyway, wait, why was I talking about this? How Kid Cudi saved your life. Oh, yeah, Kid Cudi saved my life.

Are you still fluent in Spanish? Like, could you whip it out now? Si. Pretty good. Like, do you ever talk to Ramon in Spanish at all? Who? armand armand's indian who's ramon ramon is the guy that owns the uh liquor store right next door oh no i don't i or sorry oh no you're good no oh i yeah i mean i can't i i've lost definitely

well because after paraguay then i went and lived in spain right so you probably i was i was in like literally like perfect at it when i was like 15 but it's i've just kind of lost it that's like the coolest party trick in the world did you ever pretend you were spanish yeah when we had exchange students from spain at my high school the year after i got back and i inadvertently i told them like oh dude yeah like i was just in valencia last year like blah blah and like we talked and they found they like a month later they came up like dude we just found out you aren't from there like your accent was so good i was like wow not to gas myself up but yeah we had german exchange students and they used to be like oh what do americans think of like germans and i

was just like ah like nazi hitler and they were like oh oh okay cool anything else i was like not really no nothing there's like a drinking festival you guys yeah it's pretty cool but mostly yeah mostly the hillers mostly mostly oh that would stink um anyway but i i could get it back if i went back to spain for two weeks i think it'd be okay but it's kind of like it's weeks i went back once a few years ago and after like a week i was like pretty confident maybe it take a month now but i'm like i can i can understand it pretty much perfectly so like i can understand ramon i've just never talked to him yeah it's kind of like if you if you you know were asked to do like a map quiz right now like you might you might not be able to do it on the

spot but yes if you like refreshed and maybe you could get 100 in under two minutes and so what i And so what I'm exhibiting right now is self-awareness By saying I wouldn't be able to do that Right now off the cuff Now a certain person with the map quiz might say I could do it right now guaranteed And if I was you know Put it to the test

Wait I never even finished what I was saying about Maui Waui Oh yeah what was that all about So me and my buddy Owen Wallace My brother and his buddy Jimmy would like play that song Me and Owen were like we would be walking around Singing like going back to Honolulu Just to get a low hawk anyway and so we looked it up we're like what is maui wow and we looked it up

i remember like on our old my old like computer and uh because we asked my brother he's like i can't tell you and then we looked it up and i was like i don't get it i don't get it like i literally it's like weed it's just like marijuana so will i know you would say it would not be impressive if i just got 100 so to make it more interesting i'm gonna do it in under two minutes okay so his average time he practiced all morning i know his average time right now is like two minutes 30 seconds okay i did not practice all morning i um studied i brushed up yeah man i brushed up all right ready i think under two minutes we'll really put the pressure on him calculating route to avoid seeing poverty turn left to bypass the unhoused youth sleeping on

the street. Then keep right to skip by the lines of people waiting for food. Steer clear of the crowded shelter turning people away. Then take the next exit. Let's stop looking away and get in the way of rising poverty. Your donations help the United Way fight poverty in thousands of ways, like providing food, shelter, and crisis prevention. Donate today at unitedwaygt.org. okay okay imagine me in audio listening i guess we can just talk no yeah let's just talk all right he's clicking country he just clicked another country wait how about i'll be the commentator you be the color okay okay uh now we're at 12 of 55 still green mostly green a little bit of white um we um

uh he's on zambia he knocked it out of the park and and can i just say the thing about his style is it's sort of no frills and i like that he brings this sort of you know unadulterated uh uh drive to to the to the sport um and and and i know there's people out there that are saying well he couldn't do this literally yesterday and then he spent all morning doing it does that matter i don't know yeah and as a seasoned vet it seems like he just learned it today which is possible i think you could learn this in a day what what kind of goes through your head when you see somebody going through when you see something like this you say okay yeah i guess he learned this today and uh and did you have did you have performances where you were kind of in

this same headspace well sure yeah i i used to guess countries and um yeah it was really hard when i hadn't learned it and then it became a lot easier once i had learned this is impressive no this is impressive a minute 37 wow a minute 37 100 well done wow the hater said you couldn't do it the hate is because the anus i mean what a just weight off my now can i i mean i can do north american under five seconds let's do it i'm kidding canada greenland yes greenland gringland gringo so i'm calling my shot now by when we get back from christmas break i will be able to do the whole world it's october yeah i need to i don't have all day yeah i need to brush up so last christmas break i could do the whole world except for i would fuck up some

parts of monsoon asia which i didn't even know was a freaking thing yeah what is what is that i think it's like that's just what satara calls it i don't know if that's like official unofficial thing but it was like the philippines and stuff like that is that a tribal storm i guess i don't know isn't that a tropical storm a monsoon i don't know yeah a monsoon is yeah it's like storm for sure i think a typhoon is a hurricane if that's anything to you guys wait willie i forgot my phrase that andrew said oh well i already did mine so what was it too late do i tell him i don't know how the game works no i kind of want you to like guess can you think about anything that he said that was like you forgot yours mine was like a full sentence mine was mine so it was

uh was yours like kid cuddy saved my life no that was that that unfortunately was real what was it uh diving headfirst into the chili yeah wait i heard that and i like laughed yeah i thought it was just like a zinger yeah what was the context i don't really i was just telling a he was doing like the radio thing yeah video killed the radio star good do you still want to try to slip your phrase in i don't remember mine so i needed to tell me it was like don't cover your ears you cover your ears let's cover your ears uh it's a one-way ticket i got 99 problems and they are bitches which i was jigging all right carefree living but i'm not sure all right should we road map it up yeah i think rusty did everything he wanted to do on this

episode no no no is that a thing people are saying no no but you like you were like very excited to do this today dude one guy left like the meanest comment in the world and i was like what the hell and then all the comments were like he would love oh i already know he would love this comment i was like is he sarcastic oh the one about the hacky sacking yeah i was like yeah i thought it was funny he did come back and apologize so maybe he's just in a bad space here's the thing i was just laughing at it all the people being like for five episodes we were on your side and then we find out you were fucking hacky sack that was one day and i will say i will say i will say in the so we lost the first time i told that story and we re-recorded like us kind

of chit-chatting for that episode and i think the first time i told you guys that i was much more apologetic and then i don't think that came through the second time i am completely aware and feel so horrible yeah that i did that to that guy there was no part of me that was like thought that was funny i felt horrible but what i will say is he he was he was complaining that much every day on days where i wasn't there on days where i'd been gone for a week traveling yes it is let's let's all rally against landlords and not tenants they built this shitty building they built this shitty they built this shitty on building road lucy tiktok yesterday they were like can you make a lucy tiktok and i was all like lucy tiktok

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length of i mean this is like the longest thing i've ever seen if you ever if you taped all of the cans that willie has ever drank of mug together you can find amelia earhart guys go mug is caffeine free it is frothy it is indulgent and it is nostalgic go down to wherever you get your root beer and grab some mug today willie and i like the zero sugar ones uh they have zero caffeine zero sugar zero cows they're goaded head down and tell them will and rusty sent you walking barking let's get back into the episode should we prank him yeah let's family guy him okay no what show do you like i like family guy i know but he i think he knows all the characters damn um i like community he's seen community he's seen it i think so fuck um i like

superstore i've been watching that with my girlfriend um like i mean he obviously knows everything from arrested development like zach and cody m okay tell it tell him like you had but you had like buddies that lived in a hotel and like we're always like twins that seems too obvious dude he literally didn't have tv like when zach and cody was coming out he didn't have a tv he didn't have tv from the from when george bush got re-elected to the vancouver olympics it was like a six-year gap oh my god holy shit um yeah because he said he didn't watch spongebob either he hasn't seen any of that shit okay or maybe no spongebob i'm like telling your buddy robert worked at like a robert robert square pantaloons no zach and cody i'm

Were you guys impressed when I, you know, a lot of people get tripped up on Sao Tome and Principe, but not this guy. Yeah, I thought it was Principe. I don't know. I just had to, like, make it about me. That's your rusty impression? Yeah, I liked your story, but I was trying to figure out how to make it about me. I don't think about you like that. I'm starting to think about, I'm trying to be better about that.

Because sometimes you'll be telling a story, and then I open my mouth to start talking, and I'm like, not now, Jack. oh i don't think that i think honestly the only one who does that is andrew i'm kidding andrew's throwing up that was too far wait oh gross andrew's throwing up all over the no i don't want to do this podcast with you guys anymore wait why are we like besties i actually have been meaning to talk to you about that i have been hanging out with ty a lot more and we're just kind of ready to make that next step and i was like i haven't felt this way since harper and you know you know how hard it's been for us being so far apart and um and i was like you know i'll never push will to the side but

you know how fun he is at brunch and he's always like doing that dance and like your dance is cool too your dance is really awesome as well what's his on this one yeah oh my god he lost his wallet at a nice who ty ty he went to he went to so he represents i don't know if we can say this he represents um cron call trinton yeah can you replace it with cron call trinton wait i want to go to that show yeah he went i should have because because cron called said he wants to talk to him about something what he's like his agent ty he's one of like he's like the point man on his because he's fired everyone but ty really yeah oh yeah i gotta i gotta tell him some of my ideas and uh and he gets home his wallet isn't in his pocket with with his key yeah he doesn't know we

have a doorbell so he's just at our front door bet or our only door banging on the door hoping someone would wake up at like 11 o'clock z who hit who's his twin brother and he's like i love him to death but like i've never met a person who is more afraid of anything than he is afraid of intruders yeah like it will be the middle of the day and he like sits there with the door locked like he knows i'm coming home he will lock the door and so ty or z here's the banging gets a giant knife out of our kitchen and like looks through the people real it realizes ty lets him in ty's obviously distraught because he lost his wallet with like everything in it the nicest guy in the world the guy that found it brought it to his mom's house and his own mom or ty's mom ty's

mom because ty's california address i guess is his or something led him to he brought it back didn't ask for anything ty venmoed him like 100 bucks or whatever and that's so nice wow isn't that awesome yeah that's super cool i always forget ty's a twin yeah do they have like twin telepathy they i don't know i honestly i should be i should be digging deeper and i have asked almost no questions about their experiences twins i put a picture of them at their bar mitzvah here they put a he showed me a picture yesterday from his bar mitzvah did you guys know they hire bar mitzvah people like hire like girls our age to come and like kind of get the party started and like dance on the dance floor to like show people it's like okay to dance or whatever it's

kind of sick we should go to more bar mitzvahs i know you ever go to a bar mitzvah yeah i went to ben feldman's when i was a kid i think how was that i was like five but you went to ben feldman's yeah really yeah i went to alec riggles and it was a fucking movie you went to this guy's bar mitzvah i'm almost positive his name is ben feldman and he's jewish is that him did you go to this guy's bar mitzvah that the timeline would kind of add up he's from my favorite show super store i know he's from potomac maryland no no no wait we were just talking about superstore andrew and i earlier that's crazy i know well that's so when you said bed film and i was like you mean no star of superstore different guy because he's been like 30s but he would come

over to our house because they were like um kosher you know yeah and what like not all jewish people are no no i'm saying i'm i was more trying to piece together why that would mean he would have to be at your house no i was that was part of the story i was like i'm sorry he would come over to the house and because they were kosher they couldn't use our glassware or something i just remember he would always have to fill up uh ziploc bags of water and then cut holes in the corner and that's how he drank water at our house whoa yeah are ziploc bags kosher i guess huh i don't know i thought for i thought you said he was kosher so he had to come to our house i didn't think you said no no but also one time we were at benfell they lived on like a hill

and i guess my parents were like dropping us off or something they were like going to dinner there and i was like a literal like two-year-old baby and that my mom i guess put the car in like neutral on accident and it just rolled down the whole hill with me in it and on to into the road and my mom was like sprinting down the street and like hopped in it and like saved me but whoa yeah she didn't try to like stop the car with her arms or anything no thankfully that would have been maybe a twofer if she had tried that like there have been moms who have like super human feats when it's like oh yeah it's like size 15 do you think do you think that that whatever skill that is that you have

is that something you're born with or is it just you are constantly waiting for something like that to happen it's a curse i think i've been cursed because i can't like just being have like a normal conversation like the amount of them that go through my head that aren't that don't make it onto the you know what are they screened onto the yeah cutting or whatever uh is sad there's some really dumb ones that go through my head so i think there's just uh i think my dad i was thinking about my dad recently last night i was thinking about my dad last night and how does end of the story no i was did i tell you the thai restaurant story thai has a restaurant oh there we go no so when i was getting better it was a nice story it's like for some reason

like a kind of like a core a core memory uh that sounds like cringe core memory uh i'm having a meltdown i'm agnora i'm just i'm like i'm on the edge of my seat when i was like in like seventh grade or whatever i had just moved to charleston i didn't really have any friends i was starting a new school i remember at one point getting like really like stressed out about like homework or like a test or something i was like freaking out having like a bug out and my dad was like dude dude just like chill out it's gonna be okay just give me take an hour off of this like don't worry about it i was like no i can't have time he's like it'll be fine i don't care what grade you get just like take an hour we're gonna go get dinner we walked out of our

house in charleston and we went down to king street and we got went to this thai restaurant and we had thai food and there's it was thursday at night i think or monday night there was a football game on and the football game while we're at the thai restaurant ended in a thai and like it was when a field goal still won of overtime on like the first possession so it was like thais never happened i'd never seen a thai in my life and it was at a thai restaurant and i remember us both just being like that's awesome and uh yeah i don't know so my dad likes you got the edge from there that's fantastic and i remember like i'm instantly like not being as stressed it was awesome yeah that's so good i i spent four hours in my bed last night crying

really yeah by what banana leaving i found this tiktok account called nfl elementary have you seen this account no teacher is like obsessed with miami dolphins and she has all of her students draft an nfl team at the beginning of every year and then that nfl team sends them a package of like all this cool like merch and like autographed like football stuff no way and the chargers sent them two packages one for the whole class and then one specifically for their student and like sent her like a video they gave her like tickets to the game they gave her like pre-game field access she met like a bunch of the players it was like so insane but she does it for like every single student and they all usually get a package from their respective team

team just like doesn't deliver then i don't know they don't get anything i guess but like some of the teams will send the package for like the whole like class or whatever so people end up getting stuff um but then she like also makes it a point to like make sure people know like hey this is this person's moment so like nobody else you know take this away from anyone like be like respectful when they're opening their package don't make this about you like let them shine for this moment and like teach us like really good life lessons and i was just crying whoa watching every single video i watched every video on it yeah that was awesome i'd feel bad for the kid who picked the jets did you see that kid the other day yeah did you see that i hate this life yes like i did i

hate this team i was born into this i wouldn't like i will never let this happen to my kids or whatever yeah that's I mean I don't know dude Jackson was Jackson was going around today Jackson McGarren was going around today uh asking people who he should be a fan of in the NBA we were like I should be like a be like a uh Hornets fan because you're from Charlotte he was like nah I think I'm gonna like shop around okay but I feel like that's kind of that that it goes against everything that I believe in the Charlotte Hornets suck so bad that i know i don't i don't care i do feel like if you grow up near a team you should be a fan like that i mean i guess in theory kind of the point right

yeah i mean if you grow up in like like the midwest like idaho and you have nothing near you then i think you can pick a team no you're uh you're a uh idaho is not the midwest but i think it's okay for me to be a cowboys yankees uh lakers fan i think that's fine yeah i loved all like the memes about like wait is that where you are no you're mad but that's like the classic no yeah bandwagon like cowboys yankees lakers yeah i saw like something about like when luca got traded like damn they just lost juan soto and now this or like yeah fans must be devastated they just lost Soto and now this oh wait no that wouldn't make sense because that's Luca to the it was something about maybe it was like Micah Parsons maybe yeah it was Micah Parsons that's what it

was yeah yeah yeah that was brutal all right should we roadmap it up yeah RMIA all right we have a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear your pitch followed by our pitches then we're gonna do am i the asshole yep then we are gonna do uh this guy rocks followed by teach me something and then we're gonna do uh more trivia team names that don't exist followed by jimmy buffett songs that don't exist i think i cooked today i think the later day drafts are good for me agreed because i i usually do my stuff in the morning before we record and i just don't think my brain's firing as quickly now having all day is maybe it'll be like less poopy since you guys aren't doing them on the toilets yeah yeah most of our pitches are poop related not mine all right

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one worry about this what is it nat nat nat my one worry is if some freaky people get a hold of that they are gonna think of some stuff that is crazy and put it on the wall like porno yeah like porno or nudie mag or or beaver shot right it it's kind of like what were we talking about last you could not trust my horny ass with a minion like you could not trust you could not trust my horny ass with the slack oh my god by the way i'd be thinking about will with knockers andrew with cake uh the amount of people by the way but not to derail that have sent me that they already have like their peep and grew costumes and stuff what no way like they already did before the episode kind of thing and they're like shut the fuck up what if you're if you're doing peeping grew

send a picture and we'll post it on our instagram if someone does grid post anyone who does peeping grew gets a great i will main feed it actually we'll do a carousel of all the peeping grues on halloween it has to be like the couple couple it's a couple's costume We've got to have the Minion, too. We can't put Minion penis on me. We'll blur it. We can blur it, yeah. We blurred that thumbnail today.

Imagine being like a bar bouncer on Halloween. Peeping Gru. And Peeping Gru and a Minion with a cock. It could be upskirt, too, if you want to make it a little more PG. Right. Yeah, yeah. Upskirt with cheek hanging out. um i feel bad for bouncers all around the u.s i don't even know if i'm doing halloween this year

because i'm gonna be in columbus same with you yeah we're not gonna i can't imagine what are we gonna do go to a college bar yeah yeah do you guys not go out on the mug tour i don't know you guys don't want to check out the college the one day i like day drank it was fun but I don't have any desire to go out, really. I also am doing sober still. Oh, yeah. Going out and slamming. Actually, slamming a couple of mug heavies at a college bar.

Could be the move. Kind of boss. Going to Oktoberfest this weekend. Diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly, diddly. Wait, Oktoberfest where? At Wurstkutschi. In Germany? Yeah, I went to Wurstkutschi and everybody knew you.

I went to Wurstkutschi and they sang He's a Jolly Good Fellow about you. All right, Willie. what is the worst what is the worst part about graphic tees sorry i fell asleep for a second um you're not because of you do you want me to do a different one no no no i actually have a i have a wait no no i didn't mean that doesn't mean i was trying to like a bit i wasn't trying to be mean there's two the text is too big you can't you have no say in what's on it you have to do what other what some other guy would do maybe there's a new cause you want to support or whatever or you have a funny idea for a shirt

but it's like i don't want i don't have the ability to make that yeah whiteboard shirt the bat the front is a t-shirt material that no matter what you draw on it when you wash it it will come off and it is a clean shirt again so you can design your own shirt every day it comes with all sorts of markers stencils stuff like that that you can draw the shapes and draw the design and then when you're ready for a new shirt wash it it'll come out clean i love that i actually do like that a lot thank you that would be really fun i would draw like a well did you ever play the jackbox game where you like design the t-shirts and you vote on them and stuff you ever played that game no we only played uh quiplash quiplash yeah there was one you could

like design t-shirts and like put funny stuff on it and at the end they let you order the shirt if you want whoa and so my friend lindsey was like oh like we we actually ordered the shirt one time my friend group and i and i go really what was on it she goes i i can't say i was like oh my god like why would you want it then we call me crit or what would you say well every super bowl growing up my dad and i since it was never the jets we would pick a team that we liked and we would go to michael's or what was it ac more yeah that yeah and get like a blank t-shirt and a and a thing and like a stencil and make a oh i have all these like stencil like handmade like i have like a saint's one and like a giant's one and that's fantastic call me crazy should we play

should we play quick round a quick round a quick flash you gotta like pay for the yeah they're gonna buy it we can do it another day another day yeah yeah uh all right would that work with three people we did dude angus and i did it just the two of us one time no way yeah it was so funny it was just kind of to see like what what what the guy came up with yeah yeah angus was the one that did the bees thing right where he's like nothing about bees wait i don't understand so did everyone know that he was joking or no i didn't no one knew and then of course then they come out and it would be like to like why did why did santa claus like miss christmas this year and it'd be like to be with his wife and he'd be and it would pop up and he would go oh come on what

did i say and everyone would lose but everyone believed that like independently that everyone in the group but them had played before and bees were a heavy thing in it before initially sure yeah yeah but then the moment it came up it was like okay we know what he's doing but it's so fucking funny that he got votes every time no i was more saying like how did he how did he get that off the ground no i think honestly people just thought it was a joke but then it's still funny yeah no come on no b stuff nothing about bees this round i was new so i definitely was like oh shit maybe it was okay uh i've got something though ready settle up it's like cash app but instead of a payment going through like right away it's uh you can set up with like

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my father is disabled and very embarrassed that he can't stand for a long time so we didn't want to do dances because of that as well my mother-in-law brought the fact it upset her several times and all i would say is it's what her son wants if it was up to me i would have loved a first dance anyway a day of the wedding and my mother-in-law keeps bringing it up i start to get annoyed at that point my husband and i were casually dancing when her song for their dance she wanted came on quickly my mother-in-law's brother grabs me away from my husband and my mother-in-law grabs my husband literally was was one of the only slow dances at our wedding my husband said it ended up being sweet it hurt my feelings a lot because i would have loved to have

that moment with my own husband it felt very planned and calculated as well my husband said there's no reason to be upset and acts like i'm making it all up and it was all by chance am i the asshole is this yeah i would divorce is this from is this from reddit or is this no this is like submitted why okay what don't get divorced just because it it feels too like reddity real or no it feels too like adult i think and i don't want to be crass here it's because it's not like i shit in my roommate's poop i was gonna say and his all of our submissions now are poop related good no they're not good bad bad no can i say something crass but i i truly believe it in my heart of hearts there are some mothers out there that i have seen interact with their sons and i

my main takeaway from that is you wish you want to sleep with your son you have you not seen that you agree with me andrew there are mothers where it's like the affection you have towards them and the and it's only when they also hate the girlfriend or the wife or whatever there are women out there that i think have some weird i don't even if it's subconscious and i think it probably goes both ways there are some mothers out there where i'm like you want to sleep with your son that is a that is a mother who whether or not she knows it i think is has some you imagine that like the girl submitted this like tuning in to the i'm giving my honest opinion no i appreciate it i'm just gonna be so funny to hear this i know i think she would agree i think that yeah i think

that the mother-in-law has some weird weird weird thing for her son and i think that you should not you should distance yourself from that woman because those people it's like the same type of people that that like steal i feel like this feels like a leap i'm gonna be honest i think it's pretty normal for a mother to want to dance with her son out on the wedding as but she like told the brother to come steal the bride away so that she could slide in right that part's weird but i don't necessarily think it means she wants to sleep with her son on rusty's side what am i crazy right now i feel like i'm like getting pranked is this what you're is this you're saying is this your phrase no i swear to god you think that the answer to this is that she

wants to sleep with her own son she wants to she wants to give him a one-way ticket to banana town that is that is it was always like in middle school or high school yeah it was always the star quarterbacks like mom that like wanted to sleep with her actually my the quarterback at my school that was not the that was not the relationship so i don't know why i was like yeah but i see what you're saying yeah it's it's the same moms that like at the at the gender reveal like run out and like make it all about them it's the same people are you talking about the balloon one yeah i think there's a like like i have been at weddings where the mother of the bride is also very overbearing and like inserting themselves into things like i think moms just around weddings

can be really like because especially if they like paid for it and they've had this vision of like what it's going to be like for their kid their whole life they get like very like spazzy and weird i don't think it's yeah i feel like this leap to like she wants to sleep with him is insane okay that might have been the wrong wording but i think it's not a healthy relationship you have to let them dance agree and have their moment 100 and if they have some coordinated strategized thing then she should have like talked with the bride like you can't like pull out something that you planned out i don't know like i don't know if it's like related but i knew like these twins growing up and they were like a single parent like household um but they like lived in a hotel

and like i don't know if it was because like their dad wasn't like super present but like the mom like definitely had like right a strange relationship with the boys you know and they she would kind of just like let them like run all over the place yeah and everything um but like i don't know i don't know if i would go as far as saying like she wanted to like was the mom like room like lovey-dovey with them or was she like i actually genuinely feel like i'm losing my mind are you guys like pranking me no are you that that i feel could not be more clear that that is someone who has an unhealthy relationship with their son she jutted in on the like because she wants like that moment like i'm not saying like i'm not defending her i think what

she did is a weird move but to imply there's like a sexual motive to it seems like out of left field maybe nothing in that paragraph that would suggest that unless i'm is this a prank i feel like you're like smirking no no no no i i'm on rusty's side which i thought i would never say she's like in general you thought you'd never say it yeah that one kind of stung that was my phrase i'm on rusty's side oh i already hit my phrase too what was it what was yours i already told you oh mine was a one-way ticket to banana town what when did you say it i said that the mom wanted to so is that why you did is that why you said that no i truly believe this yeah i think you also right after that i did say like

is this your phrase but i guess i didn't say specifically what i don't think that no you said it before you said that before oh really yeah i think that uh i think that you were lucky to not have been exposed to i think i'm applying relationships that i've seen onto this or i'm projecting it onto this i mean i'm very curious to see what people say in the comments because i feel like a crazy person right now but yeah i don't know i think it will be probably a hell i don't know i think my friend's mom she could have she might have been doing some stuff but she was like she was like a singer at the hotel so she like kind of got around with like a lot of like the employees a little bit um is this a tv show why do they live at a hotel is this the

sweet life of zach and cody wait rusty said you'd never seen it before i have seen that chair oh i thought that was in between i didn't have cable but i would watch it in my grandparents house but this was real damn my asshole was real i don't even know what to believe um all right should we do this guy rocks that was a lot like packed into one segment what is going on i got pranked and sweet life and zack and cody and you're telling me that other shit was real yeah two most normal things you guys have said in the last 15 minutes were the pranks uh i stand by i think that that's real i i agree okay

okay andrew this is a video that i saw that i actually i usually feel like i'm kind of in touch with the kids these days and like what is going on in pop culture this was the first time i truly have never been more confused about about about what kids like but this made me laugh so fucking hard there's a burger in vegas called stay tuned burger it's in a bar off the strip it is phenomenal i think i gave it like a nine four or nine three which for me that's unheard of levels like my highest is like a nine six at san antonio it's in a bar you have to go in it's really strange set up the bar is not called stay tuned it's a different name and you go and you get the burger from there i'm gonna get that burger and i'll let you know how it is stop it stop i can't that is

one of like a bit he's being serious no i know but did he put that clip out or did someone i don't know but i i have seen i have seen 100 of 100 videos about that of that exact clip and they're all like that oh my god do you think i should start editing our clips like that dude i think try one yeah there are people i think that that that noise is today's equivalent of like you remember on vine when it was like like whenever like like a big butt walked by or something like i think like that is that we're like way worse we're like pavlov dogging the kids now into like they can't be interested in something unless there's a ding or like wow yeah vine boom i want to hear this one more time just for the nostalgia yeah it was like that's perfect a huge butt would

walk by and king batch would like melt into the floor those are the good old days dude i was on vine what you were making videos i was making videos i made a few too and uh and they were all right what were they i've said too much all right we i was in a vine trio the boston three party no that was my rap group and you know that all right what's the next segment you have to do this oh i said it to you earlier didn't i do you have somewhere to be tonight i feel bad um no i just have plans are you linking up with shoddy yeah we're carving pumpkins tonight oh flanny wants to do that but she said she's worried to do with regular knives but i think that's just for me she's worried too she said she wants to get like special things because she i think she thinks i'll

cut myself we're also cooking like gnocchi oh nice yeah so i just wanted to get out of here to run before that but i can just delay everything and move around emily binder's schedule all right mr beer this is how i think it sounds if condiments could talk got you got you mustard mustard relish relish mayonnaise mayonnaise Tabasco, tabasco, soy sauce, soy sauce, sauerkraut, sauerkraut, Worcestershire, Worcestershire, wasabi, thousand island dressing, tahini, tahini, aioli, aioli, aioli, sriracha, sriracha, barbecue barbecue salsa miso miso tartar sauce hollandaise chick-fil-a sauce my pleasure

wait wait wait just go till relish relish got me acting up relish gets me like hard and wet look you got you got you mustard mustard relish relish why do some get two i think tahini tahini tahini looks like a damn good time i know tahini looks like why were some like really sexual like that he would like get close to the camera for like i think he just only the only interaction he has with asian people is are the streamers that do like they're like whatever because he was doing the he i think he went 30 for 30 like that was perfect yeah i know he kind of missed a single one i the chick-fil-a one felt like kind of a personal attack on me why he just he nailed he nailed the he nailed it that's exactly what i

feel like when i'm eating so good he's so good nice okay all right you want to teach me something yeah please all right so we're doing a show at the comedy store on friday andrew you coming i already know this guy's bailing dude i got katrina i have a thing already right yeah do you know about sorry i would go though no i know that's what i meant i already know this guy's bailing i'm not like i already know this oh i'm not bailing what are you doing at that like you're not doing stand-up are you no we're doing a sketch show you're doing a sketch like our group yeah oh mixed in with stand-ups but it's fine i will um i will hang in there sorry wait you're doing stand-up no that's what i zoned out counting crows all over i zoned out

for a second and then i thought he said you're doing stand-up and he said you're gonna fight through it sketch show i'm gonna fight through the pain of you guys not being there oh i was reading about the comedy store because it's a very like legendary venue in the late 70s there was a strike because it's open in like the early 70s and in the late 70s and they never paid any of the comedians there because it was like on their argument was like oh it's such good exposure like blah blah blah and the comedians are like this is bullshit and they went on strike in the late 70s and you know this is like jay leno and david letterman were like striking like oh geez and uh they a guy a comedian i'm blanking on his name but he jumped off the roof of the

hotel next door to the comedy store and killed himself and left a note basically as a trying to like end the strike and get comedians to get paid he was like he put like his note was like i used to work at the comedy store and like something about advocating for payment and it worked and they ended the strike and started paying comedians oh my god but it's not like such an insane like measure to go to to like end the strike yeah anyway that's crazy i can't i would imagine he probably there was probably more going on too well that's yeah i was talking about this earlier early and was like i feel like you probably had some other stuff going on yeah but still kind of a i guess if you're gonna kill yourself a noble way to do it right oh my god are you gonna like

make a joke about it at the show or yeah i have a few i'm workshopping yeah see what lands yeah i need to go back to the comedy show i was too drunk last time and i um got distracted well you told me none of the comics were funny i think that's because i think that's because i was too flan has told me since then yeah that she thinks me and uh our other friend were too because he wasn't really laughing either i think it's just like you get to a certain point where it was just like hard to even like listen to them yeah listen to the jokes yeah which is kind of sad but now maybe i'll maybe i'll maybe i'll go now i'm sober well i felt bad because i was talking to willie simon and i i don't know if i told him like i didn't have the greatest time but he he's a

regular there and i was like well he's really funny so i can't imagine that other people of that level we're not funny that night willie simon is awesome sat in on the daily friday that was like really my first time like interacting with him yeah oh my god he is so funny he's the funny he had me like peeing my pants i love willie simon crying laughing he's got it he's everything he said everything that came out of his mouth had me who's him did you know he is him yeah yeah so funny uh great new willie's the best everyone loves the new willie you wrote you you wrote a viral sketch yeah do you like it yeah yeah it was really good thank you it was for you do you want to like pull the curtain back and oh yeah i wrote a viral sketch

it's called send the nuclear codes i loved it i was correct i was watching it with willie in the background and it was correct if you haven't seen it you got it yeah it's on almost friday tv i wrote it with willie simon yes an idea i've had for years that finally we made but uh yeah i think it came together really well i was really happy with it nice we're filming another one tomorrow that i did not write but i'm got a big role so i guess i'm like the new movie star around here how does it feel to have something you wrote like come to life oh it's sick especially with like that kind of like production value yeah it's so cool um it is kind of insane that we've accessed that to like put something to be like hey i want to do this and then like they just

figure out how it happens like shout out to like rick and matt and how did you guys get the um like thing in the sand the big metal um they just got it from like a prop house and then buried a little bit it was buried a little bit yeah i actually wasn't there when they shot that scene but that was in like malibu right yeah yeah but then all the all the like hq you know the cia stuff was here and that was really impressive i thought how they did that they on kerrigan like the guy who plays the head cia guy did a great job too he's so yeah so funny he's the dad in uh euphoria right oh he looks like him or not the dad he's the dad in american vandal he's like american vandal that's the gym coach that's what i know yeah yeah okay yeah um or something in

american when you guys were about to start shooting the cia room thing i walked out like the day before and matt pollack and a couple of them were talking about like well like what should be the first thing that he googles or whatever and what willie i think had written initially initially was can i say that like spoil it if no one's watched it yeah oh yeah yeah that he so he googles the thing that says top five dirtiest quagmire moments yeah and they were talking about like what he should be googling and they were like well right now it's this it's top five dirtiest quagmire moments i like cracked up laughing and they were like all right there's our yeah there was some pushback so i did my part so you did you exactly i appreciate it you

got my joke across the finish line yeah these are more jimmy buffett songs that don't exist choral dilemma i found myself in a choral dilemma should i head on back to shore just stay out here forever that's fantastic pretty good right i like it really good you know because he is very good at wordplay yeah or like right he likes rhyming stuff it's like moral dilemma yeah that makes sense of course coral of course coral's a fish i'll tell you about it uh coral coral fish the cuba tuba it's he that's what he calls cigars and it's about smuggling uh cuban cigars back into the u.s and how nice it is to to play with the cuba to smoke the cuba tuba i love that thank him or to play the cuba tuba bartridge in a parrot tree

well all those christmas songs just ain't for me i'll take a bartridge in a parrot tree i made him like a 50s guy i like that a lot uh where the pool shark swims it's about a bar that all the tourists come to when they get off the cruise ship and there's this pool shark that comes in every day and just cleans out all their money it's about where the pool shark swims i like that a lot uh andrew hated that why did you not like that one uh i don't know what a pool shark is oh a pool shark is someone that comes in and like pretends they're bad at pool and then like gets you to bet money and then he Oh, they're a hustler.

Seagull comes a-flocking. It's how you know the party's rocking. The seagull comes a-flocking. Stealing all our food and all our booze. Know the party's rocking when the seagull comes a-flocking. stealing all our food and all our boo well i hit that note oh man did you hit that shit you hit that oh man i'm gonna tell you this i hit that shit ceramic hammock it's about when you're stuck in cold weather and you can't go on a vacation but if you hit your bong you hit the

you hit the ceramic hammock you can take a little vacation i thought it was gonna be the toilet no but i guess that's porcelain is that different yeah i was thinking the hammock was cold because the weather and it was like stiff oh no i was talking about like a clay bong and it's like you can get a vacation anywhere ceramic yeah like that that's good all right that's all i got all right should we do trivia team names that don't exist yeah i think i've got some heaters here too in this department these are more trivia team names that don't exist nerds of a feather nice uh i looked it up because i was like someone's thought of this the only thing that it is is it's the name of a phineas and ferb episode what is it nerds of a feather i like that

uh what well i knew i liked in the moment and then i wiped my memory testicular answer that's funny when it brains it pours nice quizney plus bless this guess the cool but wait bless this guess like you know like bless this mess oh i like it i like it like i'm like i'm the cloak of invisibility or sorry wait what the cloak of inquisibility jesus the cloak of inquisibility got it yep think or swim love it uh hold me close tiny answer uh trivia is over we found a bomb in the bathroom might clear the plane yeah you're gonna win yeah uh hanser and gretel that's good uh i also had a tested development okay yeah tom cruise in brain man and and i think that's it brain man the bomb would make dude you gotta meet

my buddy you gotta be my buddy will we used to call him brain man in college we're watching the brain i'm taking thirst traps in the mirror in my room all right should we do rusty's song of the day yeah all right i'm gonna do a pirate looks at 40 by jimmy buffett it's awesome you know it you love it go listen to it on rusty's songs of the day on spotify i got root beer on here so all right we love you guys have a great rest of your monday no you're um you're happy trail oh my happy tree wait andrew blur this willie blur yours now now unblur willies now make willie's whole body i have a man's body everyone always looks at me and they say wow that's a real man's body not it doesn't look

like a baby boy's body okay andrew andrew unblur mine for 0.1 seconds all right we love you guys have a great rest of your monday have a great tuesday and we will see you bright and early up for our wednesday record stop humping the mic humping humping the mic should be our our rap group i'm taking thirst traps in the playdate studio joe andrew hold on that for 25 seconds well i'll just sit here and wait calculating route to avoid seeing poverty Turn left to bypass the unhoused youth sleeping on the street.

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