Will & Rusty's Playdate - drinking at The Fray at EPCOT | Ep. 254

Episode Date: October 19, 2026

SUBSCRIBE TO THE CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@playdatepod https://www.instagram.com/playdate.pod https://www.tiktok.com/@playdatepod Willy: https://www.instagram.com/willdonnellon https://www.tiktok.com/@willydonnellon Rusty: https://www.instagram.com/featherstonerusty https://www.tiktok.com/@rustyfeatherstone Andrew: https://www.instagram.com/andrew_nelson_ https://www.tiktok.com/@drewnelly15  NEW MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/  PAID PARTNERSHIPS: [e-mail]  GUESTS AND INQUIRIES ONLY: [e-mail] SUBMIT YOUR BUSINESS PITCH HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPHd7Ps9TaX-TOozyLhDpr9Y7pFNMP9PX7cHuLxap1R78GWg/viewform?usp=header SUBMIT YOUR AITA STORY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQElfqdQutn3dzl5HcZfey6YWhbVd-n6XE7FkpfosWZyYhyA/viewform?usp=sf_link SUBMIT YOUR CONFESSIONS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSedx06Mo5EBt7WJAehTXwRoF3JzP0T7-kiDvYOphgxaPvtzKQ/viewform?usp=publish-editor  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: LUCY is the only pouch that delivers long lasting, on demand flavor. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.co/PLAYDATE with code PLAYDATE. So next time you’re craving something cold and frothy — crack open a MUG Vanilla Howler. Find MUG Vanilla Howler at your local store or head to https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug to find out how you can get your paws on some MUG and be sure to throw them a follow online, @MUGRootBeer. Looking to make every NFL week even more exciting? Introducing BetMGM Ultimate Teams, the free-to-play game that gives you a chance to win all season long. Here's how it works: Every weekday, Monday through Friday, play BetMGM Ultimate Teams and receive a team card featuring an NFL team and point spread. Play every day and collect five team cards. If all five teams cover, you'll be eligible to win a share of the weekly $50,000 Bonus Bets Jackpot. And the best part? Even if not all five teams cover, BetMGM Sportsbook account holders can still earn rewards when some of their teams hit. It's free, it's easy, and it's another way BetMGM gives football fans more opportunities to win. And if you haven’t signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code PLAYDATE to claim your new player offer. BetMGM: Make it Legendary. Grab a bar of Dr. Squatch at Walmart, carve something great, then go to SpeedRunMDM.com for this week's Speed Carving challenge and the new briefcase clue. 00:00 - intro 11:02 - dancing in Germany 17:56 - Legendary Buster of the Week 22:32 - The Fray concert 33:11 - who wants an airplane story 53:30 - CEO of Getting That Bread 1:13:47 - this guy rocks #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod #RustyFeatherstone #WillDonnellon  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Unlock unlimited free grocery delivery with PC Express Pass. Shop online and get the same low No Frills prices delivered. Get your first year of PC Express Pass for just $2.50 a month. Learn more at no frills.ca. The new Subaru Cross Trek Hybrid is the most fuel efficient cross trek yet. That means less time filling your tank and more time filling your day. More court time, more ride time, more lake time, more camp time, more. Go time.

The new 2027 Subaru Cross Trek Hybrid. Consumer Reports top rated subcompact SUV. Stop by your local Subaru dealership or visit Subaru.ca to learn more. Consumer Reports does not endorse products or services. How you doing? By day. I'm good. We're here.

We are in Orlando, Florida. Yep. We went to Epcot yesterday and drank around the world. Oh, yeah. I think that was the best time. I don't think that was the best one we've had. That was unequivocally the best. Epcot we've ever had, I would put maybe it might be a top 10 day in my life.

Actually, no. The first time at Epcot. Birth of my child. Oh, we're counting the future. Yeah, yeah. Once you put them in, you can't take them out. It's probably not even top 20. I think all of the top 10 are going to be like birth of my child, like my son graduating

college, right? My son graduating. We got Caleb here, by the way. Hi, we got Caleb here. Would you say it's the best Friday adventures we've done? Well, I don't know. Because I feel like that would help narrow down. Boots on the ground, like.

It was the best day I've ever had filming. To be a part of. I don't know. We were there all. You got to make sure they're there open to close. The, we never got like too out of control, but still. There were a lot of people at towards the end that were like, you guys seem pretty good. Yeah, I know.

Like, we were still having a ton of fun, but I felt like we tried every drink without it like, like the last one was getting. getting like dicey at the end of it. I got a full, I got a full, I got a full, what do you think I'm gonna do with that? Never wear it again. Really? I have a kimono at home and I've never worn it.

I could, I feel like I could maybe frame it, like it, like it, make it look like I was in, like a karate tournament or something? Yeah, do you ever do karate growing up? Not, like, not organized, but yeah, I tried a few moves. I did some experimenting like anyone else. My buddy Ben,

y'all know Ben Fibis. Ben Fives is becoming like the fourth member of them. Personally donated $69 to the winner. Oh. In addition to our $1. He got 70 bucks. So they're going to get $70. But have we picked it?

We got to keep, we got to stop doing this. Well, we just, we haven't all been in the same room. That's true. Let's spin a wheel. Wait, Caleb,

why don't you just pull up, pull up our Instagram and you just, No, but then we'll have to cross-reference If they follow all the people. That's going to be boring. Wait, just look at that first story. That's Caleb's girlfriend. Caleb, let's look at your girlfriend's story.

Nice. Garrett. Who is that, honking me? That says the Joker. Garrett's the man. I got a new saying for you. We were laughing about this the other day. If it's a play on

on pot calling the kettle black. Because here's the deal. Wait, can you get something isn't moving. Sorry, it's distracting. The pot calling the kettle black is an outdated thing, right? We're not really even using black kettles anymore. Yeah, mine is white.

Yeah, they're fucking electronic now. Top call on the bottom, yeah. Wait, electronic isn't a color. Not the way I do it, man. Do you like that? Top on the bottom gay? It's like, we're both doing this. Yeah, I actually do like that. And it's more up to date with the times.

I do like that saying. touch originally i was top calling the bottom black but then i was like that is really makes sense yeah that one doesn't make sense that's a different thing yeah that's uh but yeah top call on the bottom gay i like that a lot i think we're i think we should start using it that was a good one i almost you don't like my feet for some well have you showered since upcut yes i was the first one to shower after up cut really yeah you're good yeah well not not just of our friend you're the first person to ever shower after hip cut never know what ever does it man no whatever dude and we oh yeah it was just it was a beautiful day

it was i think i think it was we did the perfect route we did do the perfect route i think that that that norwegian coconut cold brew i think if i had access to all those ingredients that have it every morning yeah dude and the well that would be drinking every morning okay with the foe oh oh all right ablest okay you're able When you say that, that's what you sound like. Is that what ableist is? It's like guys who scold you for drinking in the morning. No, that's Mormons.

Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln. Did you know Abe Lincoln was a part of that, like, it's like a different race? There was like, there's like people in like Appalachia that they were. Oh, we already did. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's like podcasting 101. You got to talk about how Abe Lincoln was technically black. Yeah. And gay. Yeah, here's the thing. We're talking about all of us. Really? Yeah.

Here's the thing. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of us. I'm tired. Like, Abe, you can't just call him gay a hundred years later. You're worried about yourself? I'm worried. In like, you know, many scholars actually.

I believe Rusty Featherstone was gay. Is that like J.K. Rowling saying Dumbledore was gay the whole time? Did she say that? I think it's. Oh, yeah, that's like a big thing. Did she say it? Yeah. In the, like, Fantastic Beast movies, he's gay.

with Grindlewold. But she was like retroactive. Like no, he was always gay. I just didn't like overtly say it, but I knew he was gay. Honestly, he, I mean, he was zesty as hell in the first couple. You remember the boots he was wearing in the first one? Those things were crazy. They had swashbuckles on him.

Yeah, he had some style to him for sure. He also is a different guy. That never sits right with me. Yeah. Yeah. But I guess he died. So what are you going to do? What are you supposed to do there?

I don't know. I think we'd call it a day. I mean, if that happens now, that'll happen at some point in the future. Yeah, and it'll be, they'll be like, but then there'll be some big debate. I don't know, yeah. If, like, one of you guys die, wait, hold on, Lucas is. One second, our producer, Luke is, uh, they can't see your name. Lucas just wave to, who's wave to no one.

Oh, okay. What's up, guys? Hi. Uh, our Uber Eats is here at Grustries, so don't mind me. And what's your favorite thing we got? Um, that's hummus. Oh, nice. Caleb, did I ever tell you?

I was in my kitchen one time, and I look over in the Uber. It's Trevor's in my living room. No. He misunderstood Thai. There was, like, a language barrier. And he thought Thai meant, like, come into the apartment. But he just meant, like, I let you into the apartment building. And so the guy, I just turned around.

I was like, Jesus Christ. He was like, Uber for Ty? I had a... Thank you. God. I was in New York City. And we were getting an Uber and, like, I think I... I think the guy was trying to yell to us to, like, hurry up and get in the car because there's a guy behind him.

Sorry, this is extremely distracting behind us. And there's so much going on around us. We were getting in the car, but we just kept yelling, be in the Uber, be in the Uber. It was like, where? Where? And my dad, well, no, my dad is like, what? And, like, out from outside the car. And I was like, get in.

He's trying to say, get in the car, get in the car. Be in the Uber. And then let's get out. until we find it until someone kills it let's fucking not go in there you know what so funny in the moment I didn't even think about it like the animal like he was saying like that adverb B or like the whatever the fuck or be in the Uber be in the Uber starts getting out the guys like we're not fuck I have to learn I have to learn the word get be in the in the will get out of there man

people who are already in there are getting out, just making his problem way worse. I'm confused how this is having infected time. This is not going the way I was planning it to. Oh my God.

I don't know what that is killing me. Be in the Uber. Oh no. Jesus, man. Well, dude, come on. Let's walk. It's like a mile. It's like a mile.

It's like a setting on Uber. It's way cheaper, but it's got a fee. Uber B. You know, when people puke in Uber's? Yeah, it's like a fee. Yeah, instead of the fee, they just like, they just have to be listed as like an Uber puke. Massive.

They'll clean it at the end of the day, but like you can get like a really cheap ride. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's like the apps that sell you the food that they're going to throw out anyways. It's just fucking, He's just fucking unloading popcorn. Oh my God. That was so distracting. Yeah. Oh, my God.

So there's this button, there's this button, like, right by the door to go out to the pool that says, like, they're, like, rule. It's, like, rules on how to, like, get out of the house. Our Airbnb has, like,

it's, like, a maximum security. There's, like, you have to, like, show your ID to get into the, neighborhood and then like the doors have like basically if you leave the door open for seven seconds without pressing that button even if you yeah it just blairs but whatever even if you close it or no you have to anytime it's open you have to press the button and then also then close it within seven seconds yeah but if you just open and close it it's still gonna beep at you it's no matter what every time you open the door it's it beeps after seven seconds unless you click a button yeah but it's like

the least like i'm gonna be honest i've forget every single time. I just literally, I have my fingers spamming it until I get through. But, okay, yeah. But initially, we didn't know, apparently, I read the fine print on it. Apparently, it's for, so that

babies don't, like, drown. Which, for the record, that's what I said. We thought it was, but we were all here before you, and we were all night speculating about why that might be. And the, one of the prevailing theories was that it was to prevent alligators from coming in. Well, if they came in in the middle,

the night the alarm would go off and we would wake up. We also don't want them to go back out at night where it's like if they're in here just be in here. It's cold out there like I'd rather, it's like kind of you want to dance with the beast that you know. Right, exactly. That's such a weird saying. No, I don't.

Why does why does, why do I have to dance with any beast? Well, you don't have to dance with any beast but if you have to dance with a beast wouldn't you rather be at one, you know? Or would it make it easier to kill if it was one you didn't know. Oh, like a dance, but then I have, I, like, stab it in the middle of it.

Well, I don't think it's, like, dancing. Dance, like, like a, like, you know, I was picturing like, walk it, like a talk. It's like a crump off. I'd rather crump against the beast that I know, right? I mean, I would say, yeah. Do you want to, do you want to talk about your dance yesterday? Oh, yeah, you fucked me. No, I literally, I mean, here's the deal.

I've told you this before and I told it. Because again, I'm aware that I'm a coward when it comes to stuff like that. I want to be up there with you. I actually would rather, I would rather get like shot with a gun than go down there and dance. So for context, we were at the Birgarten in Germany at Epcot.

Yep. And they were like, at every step of getting to your table, they mention like that you can go dance. Like the guy, the host at the, The host stand was like, and when you get in there, or you can go dance on the dance floor. Our waitress was like, I'll take your drinks and you can go dance. And then the guy was like, all right, come down here.

He wants to come dance. And we're there filming a video where obviously it would be funny if we dance. And this coward won't go down there. So I go down there. It's just me. There's probably 100 people eating dinner watching this stage. It's like an amphitheater. It's like an amphitheater.

Will he's at the bottom and we're like Coliseum around him. Yeah. And I would say, right, there's probably like 100 people there. Yeah, easily. Watching us eat or watching, eating, watching me dance by myself and like eating watching you eat. I was eating in my own way. Like, he's eating in his own way. Bro's eating in his own way.

I was eating my own way. I was not eating my own A. But then finally more people come down. I'm like, oh, thank God. 12 year old girls. About 10, 12 year old girls. that are all looking over at him like yeah I start like moving away

from the to the side so yeah it was me and 12th a bunch of 12 year old girls there's like two separate groups and none of them were like obviously like you weren't approaching them so it's like two distinct groups and then you in the middle

and everyone was avoiding me and it was a mutual like they don't want to be around me I don't want to be around them it's kind of like the whole like spiders thing like they're more afraid you than you are them. Like you guys had an agreement like I'm gonna stay on my side of the room

you stay in your web. I'm not crumping with a bunch of four year old girls. It felt like it felt like a German middle school dance and you were the Chaparone. Yeah that is what it felt like. You were just making sure that you were just making sure there was enough space for Jesus. But I was hammered. That's tell me that I'm telling you that's a chaperones are like

Oh yeah. What? Yeah, a German middle school dance? Oh my God. Oh man. I didn't even think about that. I do think I mean in the movies they get drunk in American ones too. Really? The teachers like sneak off and have a little hooch. Hooch? Yeah.

Isn't that like liquor? Like booze? Hooch? I've never heard that. Pull up hoot. Did you think of a cha-cha? Oh my God. We had a drink yesterday called a leaky cha-cha.

That's not funny, bro. That's not funny, bro. Alcoholic liquor. Bang. It's like Moonshire. You've illegally made alcoholic drink like Moonshine or prison alcohol slash pruno. Oh my God.

Do you think they're like prison Somaliers? This came out of the East Yeah, this came from a toilet In the East Wing That's where they took Captain Phillips What do you mean? Oh, East. Oh, yeah.

That's awesome. This is a toilet wine From the East Wing of Oblock. Wait, O Block is like a neighborhood, isn't it? Yeah, but I think they're also Like A Block C, Bloc. That was a mix up. O Block is a neighborhood.

Oh, but then they also have, I see. It's called this shit No Block. The way, the way, the way Cape Elizabeth was tough did you see that girl's shirt that said I heart guys that went to Cape Elizabeth High School?

Where? Me and role model. She went forward to a role model concert. Isn't that awesome? That's awesome, yeah. You should get that. I should get that. You should get that.

That would be, whoever, I took a screenshot of it, but my dad was showing it to my grandmother. And if you've ever seen a confused person, it was my grandmother trying to understand. Like, wait, what does he do? Role model? No, me.

Oh, they just like forget. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, we, I surprised them. She had surgery and I went. Wait, I'm confused. They were trying to explain the shirt? Like, my grandparents could not understand why there was a person who I, they were like,

so you know, she went to your school with you? Like, they don't understand that there are people that know us that we don't know them. Wait, who are you talking? My grandparents. Why is this so hard? I thought you said someone took a photo with a role model. Okay.

a girl went to a role model concert in a shirt on said shirt it says i heart guys that went to k k elizabeth high school yes and it's a picture of myself and role model on oh you're on i'm on the t-shirt no way yeah oh that's huge so i my dad is showing my grandparents this and they're like why is wait i didn't know you didn't say you were on the shirt did you say that i didn't hear that oh sorry that's huge i want to see it now pretty dope can you google it i'll send it to no i have a screenshot it i'll send it to Caleb. Slack it to me. Damn, that is an all-time shirt.

I'm on an all-time shirt. I heard guys who went to Cape Elizabeth High School. Wow. That was like my... That's probably the coolest thing that's happened. You made it. That's literally like the coolest thing that's happened to me since we started doing this. That's awesome.

My face is on a T-shirt. Oh. Oh! So you want to start... I want that T-shirt. You want to start ranking beers? How do I, what's, you got to send me your contact so I can get that shirt. Um, the Slack's channel is our channel that we talk about pants.

Do you ever use it? Nope. Slacks, slack. Isn't that good? Yeah, that's pretty funny. Oh, man, we're going to Longhorn Steakhouse tonight and I'm fucking excited. We gotta get the, we gotta, we're gonna become those thing now that he wants to go to bone fish grill. The fuck is that?

Sounds like the worst kind of fish. Certainly for growing. Is there any chance there's like meat? meat fish no he just keeps saying I want to go to bonefish grill bring him in here yeah we don't need to talk about

you didn't get to get legendary customer yeah I want to become legendary customer at Longmore you're in like rural Illinois and we stopped in a long run and there was a plaque

of just a guy a totally normal looking dude it's a legendary customer there's two yeah he had two plaques you literally just say legendary customer that's all thought

that is the that is the that is the The dream. The dream. You turn you into the legendary bustermere, man. Legendary bustiner? He's a legend.

You got to meet Will. He's the legendary buster. You walk into this trip club and they're like, woo! All right! Everybody, round of applause. We got a legendary buster in the house. Ladies, ladies, you can keep your distance from those sweatpants

because let me tell you, he's shooting ropes. What the fuck is my deal? Does this happen every time? What? On the pod. What? Whatever that was. The legendary buster.

Yeah, we have legendary buster adjacent moments pretty frequently. I'll say something to that realm happens pretty frequently. We've got to listen to this podcast. They have legendary buster adjacent. All right. New segment, we're going to, every week, one of you guys is going to be the legendary buster of the week. I I think

inaugural inaugural legendary buster is the girl with the t-shirt what? We should be like crowning

random people as the legendary buster okay wait I'm just gonna look up a random play date follower and they are going to be

the legendary buster of the week oh my god okay like on Instagram yeah they might not listen to the episode though

you should look at someone who's like commented on the okay all right I like this who is gonna be our legendary buster of the week

we're gonna go all right Lauren Miller no it has to be a boy I think first right oh she was so close you know what no you know what no

2026 Lauren Miller you are the legendary buster of the week this week oh man I'm sorry and oh it's like a bad thing it's like a razzie

yeah send you your plaque in the mail it's uh what were we talking about recently i was like it's like it's like their version of like a webby it was making it basically the joke was that like my like instead of like most people would say oh it's like the oscars for blank right like our frame of reference is the webbies oh he's gonna find a little tiny turd shot no it did he farted a little tiny turd shot it look it shot clean out he's on the wall. It's not.

It's over there. Oh, my God. Just, like, that's like the type of shit that I was when you have a girl over for the first time, you tried to sneak one out

and the turd flies across and then it sticks to the wall. You look at all, Lucas is in there, like, like, what she said? Lucas is there with his,

cool. try to act in front of a girl you've been trying to get to come over for like two years finally you're watching fucking about time

and you fart and a turd flies across the room and breaks the TV he lifts it up it goes it doesn't break the TV it just takes off she's like

she's like uh it's like slowly dribbling down is that no that's uh it's the director's cut TV's broken

You know what Actually I'm gonna get rid of this thing Upstairs if we want to just You know move this thing on up there He's fucked Oh this TV's fucked No this TV's trash Okay so

Thoughts on do you want to go to dinner or I have another two Bonefish grill Bonefish grill For the lady Perhaps some bonefish grill All bones I think it feels like maybe you just shot a turd out of your shirt.

You're wearing pants. How did you do that? Launching one out of your shorts. It would be all the time, man. Oh, man. We almost made it. How far do we make it without talking about poop? It was like 30 minutes.

30 minutes. Nice. Okay, new record. That's pretty good. I will say it was accompanied by the legendary buster of the week, so I think maybe closer to 25. Yeah. Okay. You're, hey.

You're good, man. You're the legendary buster every week, dude. Oh, God. Do you want to talk about the concert? Oh, my God. We didn't even mention that. That was why yesterday was a perfect day, too. That's why I might crack my top 10, even with the birth of my child and my son's high school graduation.

The Frey played at Epcot. And it was, I was, like, a little bit worried about, I just, I was very excited for it. And so like anything I'm excited for, I get a little, you know, anxious about, like, I want it to be like, I was worried that, like, our seats might be suck or, like, we'd have to wait in some crazy line and then, like, barely, we, because I guess we had planned in advance,

which actually I'll take credit for, but, and our, our producer, Caitlin, or what is your producer? Production coordinator. Production coordinator? She just got. I can't believe, I can't believe we have a production coordinator.

We got a PC, man. We, they're her guys. There are guys that their jobs, their jobs are based around us going out and having a blast. That's kind of cool. We have a new, a new member of our team, Caitlin. She's amazing. As comment Caitlin W. It's C-A.

It's just, that's the first letter of her last name. So just comment Caitlin W-C-A-T-L-I-N. She also goes by Kate if you want to be more close. Does she? Yeah. But it's spell. Here's the deal. I don't know how to spell it.

Yeah. Well, anyway, we have someone who now creates an itinerary for our trips, and it'll be like, she had to go through and watch all our Epcot videos and write down every drink we've had. So yesterday we were able to be like, oh, we've already had that one. Yep. Which is insane. And then that logic of like, let's try new drinks went out the window after like the second. No, we actually made.

I think the first like six were all new drinks. Yeah, probably. And then we started to get a little sloppy. I want a production coordinator for, uh, or, Sorry, it's a finish about the fray. The phrase, we got, oh, yeah. So she had, she had bought these, like, it was like, if you bought, like, a dining reservation pass thing, it came with tickets.

And then you, like, you could just wait in line, but we got to, like, go, we'll just walk right up and sit in the third row on the aisle. And for you is a dream. Which is for me is, I will say, like, that was where I'm like, I'm glad we're at the happiest place on earth. Because, you know, I have the P thing at concerts. Actually, it ended up being a 30 minute set, so it didn't matter, but I was, for filming, it was good that we were on the aisle.

Mm-hmm. but I just asked the guy, I was like, hey, man, I pee a lot. Would it be okay to sit on the aisle? And he was like, absolutely. So thank you to the cast member who accommodated my peeing. The guy in front of us turned around, he goes, I have a poop thing at concerts. That's why I'm on the aisle. The guy's like, you have a pee thing at concert.

Well, there's only one aisle spot left, but he's got a poop thing at concert. So I have a poop thing. Can I sit in the middle? I like to live on the air. Could I be on the stage? I have a puke thing anyway, but the fray fucking brought the house down

30 minutes set which you know, we'd been drinking all day it was like I would have been hard to sit there for an hour and a half. It was like 100 degrees. It was 30 minutes set they played every you got to respect a band that knows their hits and plays them because that can't be their

fate. I mean maybe it is fun at this point but like they just put out an album they probably want to play their new songs but they literally played one new song and then they just played. I actually really liked the new song. Yeah, I think that's a new song. I actually didn't really know that song.

The only one I didn't know. But that's it. That is, you're right. It's, it's dope when they. It's like a little bit of like a, uh, yeah, I respect it. Yes, it's a, it's a cool. But they went right and went, you found me. Yeah.

Over my head. Uh, or no, sorry. Look after you over my head. You found me how to save a life. That was one of the cooler. I mean, that was one of the. cooler concerts I've ever been to. Yeah, and then we were...

The Rolling Stones look like fucking idiot. And then we went over to... We were like in the next country and they do three sets like in a row. So they started playing again. And so I was like, I just booked it over there and I watched it over my head. So I got to see it twice. Even the back, like where we were standing, even that would be in completely... $400 tickets at any other...

Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a pretty small, intimate venue. And like, yeah, when we went to the second show and we didn't even go in the actual... Amphitheater, we were just standing there and you can still watch in here. Totally fine. And $80 or $90 per person for that? It was for what we got. Yeah, it was $80 a person, but it came with a full dinner and a drink. Yeah.

And a ticket. And third row seats. And third row seats, yeah. On top of whatever Epcot costs. Yes, that is true. You have to pay to get in the park. How much do you think it's figure on the world costs? Like, take the trinkets out of it.

I actually think Lucas just sent a message to Mots. Is there a chance you have access? do it. Yeah, hold on. Oh, no. How much we spent? I bet it's... Oh, God. We're gluttons. 3K, maybe? 4K?

No, no, no. I think we spent... My kimono was 200. That was the most expensive thing. If I got my broadsword... I think we probably spent $1,500 yesterday. I tried to buy a katana, and the lady was like... Or really, he was like, no. You're not going to, like, carry that around the park. And the lady was like, he couldn't...

carry it around regardless. We have to ship it back to your house. Yeah, which is like... All the fun is that I would have it here. I like that you were yourself where you're like, oh, I'm not even going to want that tomorrow. No. By the time it arrived at my house. Dude, my room has become... It looks like it looks like

a museum of like haunted objects at this point. Up there? No, no, no. My... Oh, my God. We've got to tell about my room. Kind of looks like a museum of haunted objects. My room at home is just like a shrine to all the... Oh, Epcot. Yeah, different countries at Epcot and places, whatever. But yeah, I'm staying in, when I get here, I get here a day after you two. And they're like, go up to your room. I have a Harry Potter themed room. We'll put a picture of it right here. It is goaded. It's pretty cool. Is it scary at all at night?

it's scary in the way that like prisoner of Ascaban is scary we're like there's a little bit of danger but generally it's a good vibe nice I was going to say in the jungle room which is chuck full of animals and jungle creatures but I decided that that would be scary if I woke up at night and there was like a huge lion staring at me yes yeah so I'm in just a regular white room. Wait, so do you find the slack?

Yeah, it was $3,000. That we spate yesterday? Yeah. Holy shit. Was Moth pissed? I don't know if we've gotten a response yet. I think as long. We budgeted 2K.

Okay. How did we like get into this? We went, no, we did, we went 50% over. Yeah. Oh yeah, you're right. So that's worse. Yeah. Well.

Here's your deal. Mots. Come and stop me. Try and stop me next time. It is a lucrative. It'll make money. It'll make more than that. No,

because the fray will, uh, will, we'll, uh, will, really? Probably,

we can't monetize it because the fray. So reach out to the fray. There's a, there's an ad on it, though. True. Okay. All right. So,

it, we will, chalk it up as a draw. Yeah. Well, that's a draw, Moths. Well, yeah. We need to reach out to the fray and ask them. They commented on Willie Stickdown.

They've commented on two of my take. Can you let us, like, use your song? Like, oh. And monetize it. I mean, we have to be putting it out more than anyone in the world, right? Like, no one uses that song more than us. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I would.

But is that even, like, a positive for them? I'm shocked. I'm not shocked. I'm not shocked, but, like, I'm a little surprised there's been, like, no. we even heard like I thought like they would maybe like want to hang out

do you think it's like the because we're like Disney is definitely aware of you guys doing the Epcot thing but they can't like acknowledge it yeah but they benefit from it

do you think there's any sort of I would be walking the fray wouldn't have to distance itself from like drinking when we were walking in one of the cast member one of the Disney employees went

yeah for the audio listeners it was a slight head nod yeah no we and we met a few people that were like off duty and they knew about it yeah that had not also could have been a just a simple welcome to the park but no no i saw her then let go to one of her other co-workers and put it at us oh that's funny which is so yeah there yeah i mean i guess i just don't know what i would think in the age of like like we've had other musicians reach out and like want to come on the pod or like want to do something with us to promote their songs or whatever so you You were so big that they just, unless they wanted to hang out with us.

And they have enough, like, money. Like, the only reason they would reach out is if they, like, genuinely wanted to hang out with us. But, like, their label makes that, like, just because your success, like, their label is going to need them to promote the new album. Like, that's true. Like, I'm shocked that not that the fray hasn't reached out, but, like, someone at the agency has, you know, some. I mean, you see, like, celebrity, like, Leonardo DiCaprio was on, like, hot ones and, like, and, and, and like yeah,

that's true. I'm like, no matter how big you want. Oh, oh, yes, yeah,

yeah, exactly. I also don't, I think you, we might be a little bit overest mating. They're,

they're not like what they once were in terms of, like, they're not selling out like arenas. Lucas is walking around the pool. He is in Adonis. God damn. I would do anything. What his body?

I would do anything but eat well and work out to look like that. Lucas. Come here. She had a. pretty good body. God, look at the fucking rig. Look at the rig on that guy. Oh, he was going to pretend

like he showed his ass. Hey, ladies, don't get too excited. He's spoken for. No, is he? Is he? Is he no longer spoken for? He's no longer spoken for. What?

Okay. You thought he was spoken for? Oh, my God. I don't even think about that. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

All right, moving on. Who wants an airplane story? Who wants the airplane story? So I am in the back of the... I'm sorry, I thought. That didn't even cross my mind. I'd be like the best guy to be like cheating on your girlfriend around because my memory is just like horrible. They'd be like, did he do anything wrong?

I'm like, I generally don't even know. Okay. All right. So I'm in the back row. Not the back row. I mean like the back of the plane on this royal Dutch air. airlines coming back from Croatia the other day. And I'm in a window seat and it's a 10 hour flight. Yeah. Brutal. And, uh, that's my worst nightmare. It was, it was pretty, pretty scary.

How many people, is it a three person? It was two people next to me. Okay. So, um, and it's, it's, it's, it's, it was, I was, I'm not a claustrophobic guy, but it was getting there where I was like, fuck, this is the nightmare. And my balls were doing that thing where, you know how my, like, balls are like, they like do that like crazy There's no seam on your sack? No, no. Honestly, dude, maybe. Sack is totally seamless.

My sack doesn't have the seam that goes down the middle. How'd you guys figure this out? Trial error. Throwing stuff at the wall, man. See if it sticks. So just I constantly am like pulling my balls off my leg and just like, I'm also, I'm just, I'm having a nightmare time. But the guy next to me.

sits down and is doing the thing where so he's in the middle so the armrest or his right but he's doing the thing where he's putting his arm on like the side of the armrest that's in my seat like you're supposed to kind of like have it on the armrest but have it be on your side of the armrest so you're you're not like touching me and like in yeah yeah business whatever i'm like again that's kind of odd like bad airplane etiquette then five hours into this 10 hour flight the woman in front of him puts her seat back. She's like an elderly woman like her back was probably on fire. These seats were completely vertical and she put it back.

Wasn't totally touching his knees, but I understand he was like a little cramped. Instead of like saying something, just grabs it and starts shaking the fuck out of it like so hard. And the woman's like husband turns around is like, yo, like calm down. And so he like stops for a second. And then he'll like fall asleep.

And when he wakes up, he gets so angry again that he starts doing the like knee thing and like moving or whatever. and I, me and the guy in the aisle are looking at him like, are you a fucking nine year old child? Like, you know, what the phone? This is a grown man. This is like our, our parents age guy. And, uh, it was insane. I, like, I didn't even know. And so she didn't put it back up though. Uh, she did. And then like two hours later put it back. I, it's such a long flight that I think if I was that age, I would have to put mine back. Yeah, I'm also like, I, I try not to put mine back, but I, I do every once in a while.

I didn't on this particular flight because I like could manage it I would have no reservations like if I if my back started hurt I'd be like I'm sorry I just don't understand why they have it if it's like a big deal like they should either you know what I mean like yeah what do you do ever put it down I try not to

I always like like my most recent flight here I wanted to but I could literally see the guys like feet next to me these big guys I was like okay like I scope out who's behind me and it's going to be a problem for them. I used to always do it until I became aware that it's like a thing that is frowned upon. I learned this like within the last like two years.

Yeah. I do it. I do it if I get upgraded to a place with more legroom, but if I'm in economy, I don't do it because it's just like, honestly, we shouldn't be mad at each other. We should be mad at the airline for like putting us so close together. We're like, I don't know. That's ridiculous.

I don't want to get on my airplane soapbox. I like work on my laptop a lot. Oh, yeah. I don't have a problem with them doing it, but, like, they'll do it so aggressively and just, like, smushes my laptop in. I'm afraid. Or if you have, like, something on, like, a drink out, too sometimes. I get worried when I have, like, coffee. I'm like, hey.

It's going to get on my Charlie Brown. It's going to get on my Charlie Browns. The, uh. Getting hot coffee spilled on your Charlie Browns on an airplane might be the worst. Might be the worst case scenario, right? I guess getting, getting it spilled in your Charlie Browns? Puk. Puk.

finding a turd in your barf bag like my sister getting coffee spilled on your puke oh I was just it's already hard to clean up now I don't even know where it's hot yeah now it's hot too I was going to say this is my new debate that I was talking about with Lucas now this is a new

dilemma I've encountered now that I'm a reader now that I've been sort of engaging with literature turning the light on were you talking about this oh fuck that dude it feels wrong it's wrong but it's another one that

they have but it's if you're like on the aisle it's so far away if you're on the aisle it's like shining across everyone to get to you and I'm always on the aisle so I'm like you know what we gotta get you that glass there's like a glass rectangle that lights itself up and you put it over the page and you read

through that I'll get you one of those for your oh that's kind of cool yeah or I was just even just like a book a little book light. Yeah, I need to get one of those. But even that still like shines pretty brightly. This is like completely like uninvasive. Interesting.

It just makes it like a screen basically. I think the light can go on if you are a lawyer heading to a big case. And like the paperwork is needs to be filed. Yeah. To the clerk in the morning. What if you're reading a fantasy novel? And is it for law? Are you practicing law simultaneously?

Well. Because also lawyers need to blow off steam. Like I would understand like, Like if you had a big, maybe you're coming home from a big case, you also, maybe I would, I would let you turn the light on to read fantasy novel. What is Dero is in the institute right now and sort of at a turning point with this house? Here's what I would do. This is how I was reading on the way home is I, I do it on my phone.

I have it on, uh, oh, like a Kindle app or something? Yeah. No, I don't, I don't fuck with it. Audible does, uh, does read and listen. I need a paper bag. I hate, I can't read on a Kindle. I don't like it. I mean, I can, I'm new to reading it.

is so maybe that'll change but is it because you want not new to reading not new to reading I just took a three-year break is there a small party that wants everyone around you to be like this guy's read not at all literally the opposite that's why oh somebody's reading it's a reader I look around and like everyone loses their fucking eyes everyone stands up and like applauds me people are coming up and shaking your hand what I've been doing is I just read until like when I get on the plane I'll read until they turn the lights down Yeah, and then I'll pick it back up

When we're landing and they turn the lights back on Dude, I went up over Greenland And it was like super bright at night Is that still going on? Yeah, Greenland's been pretty bright at night What? Like, isn't that a thing they have like two hour nights? It's just like daytime like 24th or so.

Like you were flying over it. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. It gets really bright. No, I don't know, but it gets bright, but they just have... The sun doesn't like go down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. or they have like really long nights.

Yes, yeah, yeah. I want to go to Nuke or Nuck or whatever the capital is. Is that the nuke? Can you Google Nuuk? I think it's NUUK. Oh my God. Holy. Doesn't it look sick?

Looks so cool. I heard that Iceland is very cool. Iceland's awesome. Yeah, but I feel like Iceland was like the place like five years ago. Yeah. Oh. Now I feel like we have to find like a new place go that like white people haven't conquered yet um i got you guys gifts from croatia oh yeah do you have

mine yeah do you want them yeah we'll be back all right i'll use the bathroom while you do that how's that fun all right guys this episode is brought to you by our good friends over at lucy guys lucy is the official pouch partner of almost friday premium 100% tobacco-free nicotine pouches made for true pouch connoisseurs. Lucy pouches and Lucy breakers deliver long-lasting flavor for a seriously satisfying pouch experience. Rusty, I know you get Lucy, Lucy, Lucy with that Lucy. Tell me your favorite Lucy. My favorite Lucy right now is the mint. I actually, I have the apple ice right now, which is also delicious, but I mainly am using the mint. I use them. Apple ice or apple eyes? Which one did you say? Apple ice. Got it. I use them for focus, for energy to relax.

while I'm having a couple beers. They have bite and burst technology, bite down the capsule for a satisfying click and a rush of fresh flavor. Remind you of anyone? Remind you of anyone? Premium one. They have premium ingredients

like pharmaceutical grade nicotine, MCT oil for smooth mouth feel, and Japanese engineered capsules. Remind you of anyone? Remind you of anyone. Me, obviously. Independently owned and proudly American-made.

no big tobacco calling the shots. Guys, Lucy's the only pouch that delivers long-lasting on-demand flavor. Get 20% off your first order when you buy online at lucy.com slash playdate with code playdate. And here comes the fine print. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck, muck. Guys, this episode is brought to you by Mug.

group beer. I'm serious. If you know anything about me, it's two things. One, I got that dog in me. Right. Three, I'm from Charleston. And two is a secret. Woo! Yeah, guys, seriously, this episode's brought my mug root beer. You can indulge in the creamy vanilla flavor of your childhood with this nostalgic soda guaranteed to help you let out your inner dog. Now, I'd like you to, if you're sitting at home right now, or if you're sitting on top of a grape per se, close your eyes and think about a time that you've had that dog in you. Okay, got it. Got it.

And now picture your favorite root beer. Okay, got it. Both? Ah! Wake up! That was mug. That was a mug moment. That's what you just felt in your body and your bones.

That was a mug moment. So guys, after this, I'm going to take a little five-minute mug break. And things might get a little crazy. So maybe you could join me. All right. Next time you're craving something cold.

and frothy, crack open a mug root beer. Find mug root beer at your local store or head to www.mug.com slash find dash mug to find out how you can get your paws on some mug and be sure to throw them a follow online at mug root beer. Let's get back into the episode. Okay, I'm very, very excited about, about Willys. Willie, this is your, yours, a belated birthday, present. Can I guess? Yeah. Crescent.

Ooh, so close. It looks like the packaging. You might get a croissant. Yes. Okay. Think you always get really, really nice and thoughtful gifts. And sometimes it's like, oh my God, now, like, I have to get. Oh, balls in your court?

Yeah. No, I, we, I've, I've, I've wrestled, uh, tussled with this or what is the phrase? Ressled. Russell. I've wrestled with this over the years where I really enjoy. Oh my Giving gifts Play it

It's so it's a Star Wars Music box Caleb's gonna like this too So you You wind it I never go to Star Wars world I know It's gonna be sick dude

You wind it Mm Mm Like just spin that thing It'll play the Star Wars theme song Oh I think I'm gonna the wrong way Wait Oh no that was right

Wait Let me see You're going too fast Let me see Oh I'm gonna wait I think you got money got a little smushed on the way here. Yeah, that's all.

Yeah, that's so fucking sick. And then Caleb, this is yours. Is that made in Croatia? Wow. Croatian bottle. What? Is it baguette? Close.

Croatian, uh, bottle opener. This is how they do it over there. Okay. Is that supposed to make a deal though? It is a deal. It is a, it is a, it is, uh, if it's not, I would be shocked. But that's how they do it over.

There. Euro style. I was actually, and then I got a couple of these bad boys, these little like houses that you can like put together. That's for you. Thank you. Of course. All right. Did you get anything for Lucas or?

No. Okay. I'm joking. I'm sure. I got, it's like you kind of have to spin it at the right rhythm. Yes. But I got it. I got myself a Harry Potter one.

It's so cool. I got my roommate. all Game of Thrones ones. That thing was cracked. I was so worried about TSA pulling that out. Yeah. And being like, what are we doing here, guys? That's so nice.

Thank you, Jack. Of course, buddy. Love you, brother. Love you, buddy. Can I actually see that thing? I think is a hog. Just shoves it right up his hat. The thing is a hog.

Oh, my God. Imagine like you come from like... Where'd you get that? It's a huge dong, by the way, if anyone's wondering. It's a huge dong with a bottle opener on the end. Imagine you come from like a long line of like woodworkers. Yeah. But like now like only applicable like this is this is like the punk like your whole family's woodworkers.

But you're like kind of the punk rock kid. Yes. You go off and do your own thing. The bad boy of woodworking. That thing is a fucking hog. I mean, this would definitely feel. good. I think that would kill me. I might be shown my hand a little bit here that I think that is huge, but

no. That's way too big. I mean, is your penis that big, Caleb? That's way too big. No. Is yours? I, no. Do you think my penis is red and curly? You think, oh, you think my penis is Moe Curly and, like Moe Curly and Larry? Larry. Jesus. the balls are so small this is this this thing's got a seam

yeah okay your seem you're seamless seamless ball sack okay sounds like a Harry Potter character that sucks we were yesterday

hammered trying to figure out the guy is there a guy who wears like a fez type hat in Harry Potter can you look this up I thought like I was positive not the guy that you guys thought it was he said yeah

Eragog Slughorn, but that's not... Yeah. There was a guy that I looked up that Russie said like it wasn't that guy. Oh, the black guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

What's his name? Leroy... Russie had, he had acquired this kimono and then this like Moroccan, like, hat. I keep looking at a fez, which I think is like a Russian thing, but it's like something like that. I think like a vest and a fess and vest is like a...

Yeah, yeah. It's like the... Kingsley Shacklebolt. That's who you looked. Oh, God. That's like when people are like... jk rowling names leroy court leroy court

yeah oh my yeah so he has that hat kind of Kingsley shackle bowl in that like headshot is this one it's me me trying to finish the last beer at Epcot

what the girl you're talking to sees at the bar dude I sometimes I will see a photo of myself like after a night out and be like how was anyone having a conversation with me and being like this is

this is like a guy that I would like keep up. I'm like that photo of me at Mount Joy, dude. I also love just like sending Andrew the stuff we talk about just with no context. Oh, but do you think

like he has a pretty good idea of what ground we've been covering? This is like pretty like this is obvious. This is the video view in the Harry Potter room. And then just Kingsley Shacklebolt. Kingsley Shacklebolt is like the average average boarding school kid name yeah average kid that you went to high school with dude someone yesterday one of the girls we were talking to it at epcot was like talking about

i was telling her some story she was like no that's not a real name about a kid i went to high school then i can't remember who was but it was the most normal what was that one you told me yesterday it's like idly rigbly oh igby rigne is it's an actor that i really like um um it's an actor that i really like Uh, he, what? Finius Nigelis black. Who's that? You're doing some. Not a black guy, but that name is.

Yeah. Let's get this guy off our screen. Um, yeah, Igby, Igby Rigney is, is, uh, the actor in the shards that I really like. That's all-time name. What's the shards? The shards? What? Is that like the crude?

It's kind of, it's like the crudes. I think I told you about this. The Shards is, uh, Igby, Igby Rigney. The Shards is about the, this, uh, high schooler who's, um, an aspiring. Yeah, he's really hot. An aspiring writer. That's right by her office. In Los Angeles.

And, uh, and, and he goes to high school and there was like a murder, there's like a serial killer on the loose. And he's like, kind of the only one that's worried about it. And all of his. friends are just like, himself included are these kind of like uppity rich kids in I want to say

like, not like the valley but they're just like LA kids. Yeah, wow, he is really good looking. That's like right outside my house. Dude, with my luck, he's going to be like your best friend like next week and he's not going to want anything to do with him.

What does that mean? Like when does that ever happen? I don't know. Sometimes I'm just saying He's on the apps apparently. Yeah. I don't Dude, I don't think I'll ever go back on the apps It's so awkward Only, yeah

What? Only entrees Do you think Do you think that What if I When you were on the apps What did you put for your job? I don't think I had one

I think I just left it blank Okay Why Are you trying to figure out what to do? No, I don't know if I don't I've thought I don't really think I'm Put C

Ready for that? CEO of getting money. CEO of getting money. CEO of pounding that ass. Definitely not putting that. Definitely not putting that. Okay, CFO of pounding that ass. So they know I have a finance background.

I just, I remember this being a thing that I thought about like years ago. Yeah. It's like, like, comedian feels like a weird thing to put. I put nothing. And then it also, I feel like it gives the vibe that you're like, could be just like a cool guy It's like hanging around Yeah but I want to I want them to know like I would want them to know I have a job

No? Yeah Just put that you put I really think CEO of getting that bread I don't think I was Think it made I was yeah President of Pound and president of mayor of Poundtown I was thinking if I ever did it again maybe I would do like write writer Could work. Okay, that is part of what I do yeah Were you ever on Raya? No I got wait listed

Because I had literally I had like two viral TikToks and then I applied But I feel like I know people on there that I have way less credibility My brother's on it He's a managing director at Accenture He's the face of AI He's the he's the AI face of Accenture Do you think that I could get on a riot? Yeah 100% Really? Yeah

You well yes Like anyone can get like you can get on for I mean literally my brother's just a consultant I don't even know what that means. He is a heavy hitter in the consulting space. What is consulting? Yeah. It basically is a, if a company has a very specific, like, need that they need to address.

Yeah. It's, he has a team of people who have done a specific thing for a bunch of different companies. So it's like, oh, they're, they're, their company's going through this and they need someone, a specialist in this. Instead of hiring a full-time employee, they hire a consulting firm for like a few months. months. Explain it to me in Epcot terms. Wait, I got a good one. Remember Spooky Foodie? Yeah. She was a consultant in a way for our haunted bar crawl because that's like her area of expertise. Yeah. Explain it to me in Epcotter. Epcot terms. Um, you're drink, you would be a consultant. You're drinking around. Oh, like, if someone's going to go drink around Epcot,

they'd call me and I would talk to them about it. Or it's like, think about this. You get to the Mexico Pavilion. You poop your pants? Did he actually poop his pants? I don't think so. You're crying. I don't. I think I'm just... You're redder than the days long. It's like if you're at the Mexico Pavilion at Epcot and you want to know what drink to get.

But... Right when you think you got live by the balls and shoot yourself on the couch. On air, on live television. No, I don't... Usually you can tell. Yeah. Usually you can tell. I haven't done that.

You ever go to wipe or like... You're like you sit down and you're like, you test wipe. and you're like, oh my God. I didn't even notice I shit myself. That I went to check, I was like, it just feels like there's more going on down there than there should be at this time of day. Of course.

And yet, it was, it was, it was the amount of poop you do where you, at the end of wiping, where you go, I should wipe one more time. Yep. I told, I was telling Willie this, that my trip was kind of long. And so, like, halfway through, we're out of this boat and I had to do laundry. And I asked one of the ladies in the crew if she could do some laundry.

She said, yeah. And I checked every single pair of boxers to make sure that I didn't give her any ones with skid marks. And my favorite part was that if I asked, what would you do if you had fun with skin marks? And you said, like trade them with someone or something? What did you say? She said, give them away. give him away. He said I'd give him away. You're on a boat?

I meant throw him away. We would be... But don't they also take out all the trash? You'd like bury it in something? I mean, I think you'd have... I'm gonna be honest, I think you have to throw them overboard. Man over... Part of a man overboard.

Yeah, it's worst case, you know, you try to sneakily throw them overboard and they're like, there's someone in the water! They dive and... Someone's trunks came up. off. He's out there. We gotta go save him. We can only imagine his legs and head must be under. And then they come back. He's like, nope.

They have my initials on the inside. Do they? No, no. But like, that'd be funny. Oh my God. Dude, did you guys have buddies that like they, their mom would put like their name on the inside of like everything like socks, boxers, whatever? No. On the inside

of their socks? Like, do you go to it was for kids that went to like summer camp where like everyone has like the same shit and so it was just like easier. Yeah. But yeah, that's like the worst kind of underwear to get skid marks in because they're just like, it's up, yeah. That's your social security number. You've been anyone. I was telling Willie this.

Did you know that for years the U.S., or not the U.S., the NBA celebrity All-Star game was USA versus Canada? Why would it ever be that? Why wouldn't it be like east west? That doesn't feel that crazy. But I think there's a lot of Canadian celebrities. Bebes. Bebs. Ryan Reynolds.

Ryan Reynolds. But he's not hooping. Ryan Reynolds? I don't think so Yeah but I feel like they get a lot of guys out there that Mac DeMarco Not Hooping I don't think

Hupin Dude I wish I had a Baltimore accent Hupin Is that how you'd say it Pull a Baltimore accent No we already did You've done this before Really?

Like showed a guy who does it Yeah Oh no don't do it I can't I can't Don't do it My new favorite ones are the barber shops Where they're washing the shampoo

Out of the guy's hair They just spray them in the mouth Oh, wait, maybe I've seen that? He's like leaned. He's like leaned. Click on the Baltimore accent challenge. Here we go. We've literally done this.

Who gives it fuck? Up top, top left. What's up with y'all? What's up with y'all? Man, it's the Baltimore accent challenge. I'm about to get straight to it. You got Baltimore, two, dummy. That's not nothing to get offended by.

It's a son and derm. And you got sweet haul. You got Blue Avenue, Hulu. zinc, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, and iron. Tuesday, mother, father. Damn, I'm supposed to say brother, but mother, brother, father. Duh. Do you, what do you think my life would be like if I had that accent?

Same? Way more money. Definitely not same. Really? Yeah. You'd be like the mayor of Baltimore, right? Yeah. You'd be like a millionaire.

Looking to make every NFL week even more exciting, introducing BetMGM Ultimate Teams, the free-to-play game that gives you a chance to win all season long. Here's how it works. Every weekday, Monday through Friday, play BetMGM Ultimate Teams, and receive a team card featuring an NFL team and point spread. Play every day and collect five team cards. If all five teams cover, you'll be eligible to win a share of the weekly $50,000 bonus bets jackpot.

Even if not all five teams cover, BetMGM sportsbook account holders can still earned rewards when some of their teams hit. It's free and it's easy and it's another way BenMGM gives football fans more opportunities to win. If you haven't signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code Playdate to claim your new player offer. BetMGM. Make it legendary.

Can I tell you the best thing I've ever made with my hands? A big round vase. No, I made a, like a small square vase. I swear to God. for my mom when I was a kid. And here's why I bring that up, all right? Dr. Squatch and I Show Speed just launched the Speed Run million dollar mission, all right? Nine weeks of challenges, 25 chances to win a million dollars in prizes.

A new challenge drops every week and anyone can enter. This week, back to working with our hands, it's speed carving. Carve the most impressive thing you can out of a bar of Dr. Squatch soap and the best carving wins cash. Full rules and entry are on the site. There are going to be nine briefcases hidden around the world And a new clue is out this week The clues get more obvious as the campaign goes on I think I think it's in the Mona Lisa

I think one of the briefcases might be on top of a baseball On flying across the home run barrier That's right Willie Guys grab a bar of Dr. Squatch at Walmart Carve something great Then go to speedrun MDM.com For this week's speed carving challenge And the new briefcase clue

Let's get back to the episode Oh my god, I can't believe I almost pooped myself. What? I can't believe I almost poop myself. Did you poop your pants in Detroit? No. A lot of people thought I did. The rumors are not, the rumors are not true.

Andrew, you got to, can you clip that, just that? Did you poop your pants in Detroit? No. A lot of people thought I did. Just clip that two-sentence interaction. I, uh, I haven't pooped myself in a little. long time. When was last time you pooped yourself, Caleb? It's such a fucking humiliating

question. I don't even know why I'm putting you on the spot here. I mean, definitely in the last, like, couple years. Yeah. You don't, like, it's not seared into your memory? No. The one I'll never forget was my college one. I think in college, it might have been in college where I just, like, dumped the underwear, wherever I was.

That's, I did it in, in my freshman year, it was in, they called it a force triple. It was three beds in the room. the size of one. It was like two bunk beds and then another bed and it was tiny and we had communal bathrooms in the hall and I was doing homework and both my roommates were also in the room and I was doing homework at my desk and I just

shot my pants. Full blown turn in the undies and I was like it wasn't like a squirt of poop it was like I mean it was like a log could you feel it hot on your ass? Yeah. Oh God. It was bad. God damn. But I'm in the room and they're both sitting there so I just get up and I

like go to the bathroom and I look at it you know take my pants down I'm like oh my god it's even worse than what I thought but it's like there's other people in the bathroom too there's no you've no alone right anywhere so I flush the undies no I balled them up and I put the shorts back on with no underwear and then I went out and there was someone in the bathroom so I walked out of the bathroom with them in your hand with them in my hand I mean they you know they were bald up they probably couldn't tell what I had my hand and then I just put it it in the trash can in the hallway. Did it smell like poop in the hallway?

I mean, I don't know. I left. I had a recent... Probably. I had a recent one that... It's recent enough that I don't want to name names or locations. But I was at a party, a friend's party. I'm at the party.

And I'm like holding court telling this story and tried to like slip one out. There's literally like 20 people listening to the story. and totally was like, oh my God, I just sharded my pants, wrapped up the story as quickly as possible. Went in the bathroom. I had painted my boxers. Like, it was so bad. When was this?

This, I can't, I don't want to give like any more details than that. But it was, it was within the last six months. Oh. Yeah. And, and I may or may not have met a lady that night. and so I was just walking around with just a huge skid mark in my underwear and was very worried about if it had to escalate if it was going to escalate I was like

how am I going to take my boxers off without there being poop on the ground? Valid concern. But I cleaned it up in the bathroom. The butt, not the pant, the underwear. What did you do with the underwear? They were on. It was not enough that there was like physical poop,

but it was like... Did you clean it at least? it was I can't even really describe it it was a very thin but wide layer yeah like a spray of I why are we why am I choosing to tell people

yeah I think we gotta move on can we cut that actually no I don't have control over it play it twice ask Andrew he uh one time we were going to the Dodgers game when we first moved out here oh my god this is so bad

the Uber was already there we're like come on guys Uber's here we're going out and like as we're walking out the door is like oh I shut myself and so I'm like all right I'll hold the Uber just go like take care of it so I'm like I'm sorry sir like we have one friend he'll just be a second And he had to go like I think you were like you like shower I showered well the problem was I was sitting with my feet up on the couch And I'm talking to Sam Barrett and I farted like when I tried to get up to go into the Uber and was like Oh my fucking God it was like the worst timing

Yeah Are other people pooping themselves as often as me? I think you were in first place. I mean, I've done it like four times in the last like 10 years. Yeah, but you also love that shit, bro. Yeah, buddy. So we got the, we're going to a new Harry Potter world tomorrow. Epic universe.

Epic universe. Are we positive there's a bar? Yeah. Yes. But also it's like, it's not going to be like the last one where like it's a dedicated Harry Potter or Hogwarts bar, but there are places to get drinks. Okay. Like more like the carts on the side.

Yeah. I need a butter beer. with spiced rum Can you get that? Yeah, I made my own butter beer The other day That's the type of shit you'd be saying I'm like, what the hell that mean?

Cream soda Spiced rum Uh Vanilla Or sorry, butter Oh, I forgot you told me Wait, the other day or was this like a month? This is like months

Wait, months Yes, I forgot it's kind of like Per it's like French Harry Potter themed Yeah, I'm confused about that. I believe it's like Paris. Bura Bure. It's kind of sick, honestly. I think it's like

supposed to be like, what does that mean? Maybe, is that where Fantastic Beast was? No, Fantastic Beast. The first one at least was in America. Maybe it's where like floor decor, floor de, whatever. I wish they did like more

Victor Crum stuff. Oh my God, dude. You're such a crumb head. I'm also just confused about like, why they wouldn't have built out more of like like why I feel like they should have like a Hogwarts you can go in

they do like not I mean you're like the ride yeah like you're like I guess when you're queuing you're kind of walking through but yeah

it would be sick to like go sit down yeah in there um I think this looks fucking I mean it looks awesome

I'm just I don't like am I gonna recognize anything from like the movies or is at all I don't think I think it's more fantastic beast centered

so there's a lot of like little critters got it running around I haven't seen that. Is it good? I haven't either. First one's solid.

I don't think I've seen the other two. I've only seen part two of death of all's one time. Really? I don't care for the last two. Did I ever tell you my power ranking for wizard fights? Hit me. My number one is like really, it's the Order of the Phoenix. It's not a hot take, but Order the Phoenix, Voldemort versus Dumbledore.

Yeah, that's dope. Because I like how they're actually using Like he turns fire into a dragon And then Dumbledore like turns it into glass And he shoots it at like they're like They're on a different level Whereas like then just like casting like that beam Deathly Hellos they're not doing that creative style of magic

Which like Harry Potter is not at that level obviously Right even Voldemort's just like Well Dumbledore and Voldemort are so like goaded That they the only way to beat each other is with like shit the other guy hasn't even thought of for And it feels like yeah you're watching too It's the goats. The two goats going at it.

I have never understood why does he look that way? Like when he breaks his soul up, he just slowly looks less and less like a human. Yeah, I think about like Michael Jackson. Like his nose fell off. Yeah, when he sold his soul to Hollywood. True. Yeah. So did he, I heard, I always thought he bleached

his skin, but apparently that was like a natural thing that happened where he has like a pigmentation. Yeah, he had like a disease. I saw an Indian guy post a reel this morning that said, Really? Oh my God, you're going to love the back half of the story. He said, it was like something along the lines of like,

forget racism, just become Caucasian. And he had bleached his skin completely white. It was- Shocking. Shocking. Shot king. I was the shot king yesterday. Who was the shot king?

Dude, that bartender at England was kind of like a stickler. He was abrasive, yeah. What was up with that? He's British. Yeah. Donkey. Don't care. Would any of you be interested

after we're done with Harry Potter tomorrow? Popping over to Nintendo. I brought the bands. That's right. We got our wristbands. From Japan. Yeah, we'll have to see how we're feeling.

Sometimes when we're done, we can also, like, you could leave. We'll see. I'm down. Nintendo World in Japan was cool But I I don't know if it was like an over-stimulated thing I was like ready to

They also didn't serve alcohol that was a big thing That's true and you could see Harry Potter world from it And so I was like alright dude let's just move on here Harry Potter world That day I was also in shambles So cold That was the day after our fucking After that night

After the night in the golden guy I was like get me out of this place. I mean, out of this country. I'm in, like, the coolest place of the world, but I was like, I need to go home before I get like. Yeah, I, I remember towards the end of that and Midwest month, any of those long trips, towards the end, you're like, I need to go home. I don't know if we'll feel that way this week.

We built it a nice rest day, too. This is only three, too. And is going to be the toughest day, but I think we'll be. But also, it's like how drunk we got in Tokyo is not going to happen. Correct. ever it might be hard to top yeah that was insane

I mean I still think about the snake shot and then running into Pete Callahan we were talking about Pete Callahan yesterday how did Pete Callahan come up yesterday because you oh wait you should talk about this somebody handed you a phone with your buddy on Facebook

oh my god we're at Epcot yesterday and the guy hands me his phone and I thought he wanted to like take a selfie or something and it's just one of my best friends in the world on FaceTime. It was like, it was Luke Bennell. And he was like, yo, what's up? How you doing? Yeah, Luke was like trying to catch up. And I was like, no, I actually have to text

him back. I was like, dude, I, can you want to, do this later? But yeah, that was fucking bizarre. And then we were talking, somehow we got to Pete Callahan was a random guy. Pete Callahan, I'm about nothing. That Russie picked up on. My name's Pete Callahan and I'm about nothing. And then later, Pete and I made the connection

that he went to college with one of my best buddies from high school. Yeah. Like, we FaceTime him. And he was, like, on a morning run because it was like on the East Coast. We were Japan, like 2 a.m. and Golden Guy. That's hysterical. Oh, we saw the Golden guy.

I can't believe that. That was all time. Do you want to do any segments, Willie? No. Cool. I mean, I don't have anything preferred, so. I think I have to show you a this guy rocks if that's okay. I just have to remember which one.

Oh, yeah, I can do it. This guy rocks if you want. Okay. This is a radio show for like Florida football, the University of Florida football. And people keep calling it and pranking him. And it is awesome. Okay. So, University of Florida radio show, pause this immediately and I mean immediately.

And unmute this. The, I don't know if he's a Oklahoma guy or a Florida guy, but the opposing fans. are calling in and pranking him. Sorry. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Cole, welcome to the extra point.

Hey, Steve, I'm horny as fuck. All right, let's get another call. Brate, is that correct? No, horny. Cole, welcome to the extra point. Hey, Steve, I'm horny as fuck. All right, let's get another call. Brate, is that correct?

No, horny. Hey Steve, I'm horny as fuck Are there more of this guy? I got recharged You know Hey Steve Hey Steve I'm horny as fuck Oh that's awesome

Is that illegal I mean I don't Like I remember like prank calling They used to always They used to always be like I'm gonna call the cops It used to be like harassment Were you big in a prank calling?

Oh my God I was I was a fan When I was in like elementary school, I'd call, we'd call the captain of the women's basketball team on the high school who was like 10 years older than us. And I don't even remember. We'd call her like, just call her like names. I remember one time staying at a hotel, my brothers and I had our own room and we like just made a bunch of prank calls on the hotel phone. Like to other rooms? No, like to like people that we knew. Yeah. And then didn't think anything of it. My parents were like, why do we have a $300 phone charge?

because like that was like you're probably 2010 like I guess they were still doing that oh my god you get charged at the hotel that's fucking crazy I'm trying to think what our go-to one was

oh there's one guy who always comments wanting to hear about wanted me to retell this one we used to just call my next door neighbor who was like significantly older than us

on Christmas and go chestnuts roasting on an open fire jack frost nippin' out you know's and it was like funny on like Christmas we was just like oh that's nice whatever I gave by

and then we did it like throughout the year and he'd be like stop fucking calling me I feel like we would like never do like good ones no they would but it wasn't oh this is this is from the poop factor oh hang up hang out like now like if you get a phone call that's not a contact like you're not answering

I answer it if it's not spam because I want to get Prank called. I love getting prank. There are girls that were like two years younger than me that are out of college now and still prank called me. Like a few times a year. How many girls? Like, or like specific girls? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, it's like this one- There are all these girls that are like two years out of college. It's like this one group. Got it. That has been doing it since we were in high school together. I've been prank called ever. Really? No, I have.

Okay. I sent you. I select to you. of the sky rocks i really like that one jay thank you rusty show oh this is jami minor 41 years old eight-year sober macklemore made sober at popular and i'm bringing that back to calgary pretty good but i'll get down and dirty getting kisses left and night in the night is still early the boys will drink their beers the girls will shoot the shots but everybody he is asking me for what i got they said it would suck that it's so

Damn tough keeping up with all of your friends They'll have more than enough you'll be sober as fuck and the night won't come to an end But midnight struck and I'm living it up off the cuff and I'm out of my head Out of my head Finding love in a club or a bar or above when they said that I'd have to pretend that I'm Sober as fuck Kind of hard right production of the shoot.

He's got like a lot of extras. Also, did McElmore make sober rap popular? I'm not. I wasn't familiar with that. It would make sense, I guess. I don't. I didn't totally care for that song, but I think that he seems like a nice guy.

I'm happy for him. This is why Caleb is a professional. No, McElmore did not invent or single-handedly popularized sober rap. Oh, wait, can I show you another guy? This is like very quick, but this was cracking me up. It's kind of a nothing, like one-liner

in the beginning of a larger video. But just let's watch us and let me know if anything sticks out to you here. Hi, my name is Brian. My wife's Dixie. She's out of town and we're going to take you through our tiny home. This is our porch that's screened in

with the countertop. It has sink and a fridge in it. My wife's Dixie and she's out of town. Hi, my name's Brian. My wife's Dixie. She's out of town. Let's get into the... Like, just like, why would that ever? Yeah, who cares? Why would that ever be a thing? Or like, I don't know, what does that?

I might not have a wife. Yeah. Like, that's, I, I'm leaning like, he's, he killed his wife, he's been getting away with it for a while. He's trying to cover his track. My wife is still out of town. That's funny. Like every video. What are the comments? She's still out of town. Her trip's growing great. I just heard from her. Oh, yeah. The tiny house is very nice, but I'm stuck on the detail about his wife being out of town. Makes me feel like she would be pissed to know I am. trap trapsing around her home so are we doing it behind her

trap sing like I'm like hey with the pillow Is she always out of town Because house is too small Only joking it's lovely A1 comment That's awesome And you want to wrap it up

Let's do it buddy I love you guys Love you players We will see you What day is it We'll be back in the studio for the next episode. This will come out Monday, then we'll see you Wednesday. Have a great Tuesday. Later, players.

Peace. Unlock unlimited free grocery delivery with PC Express Pass. Shop online and get the same low No Frills prices delivered. Get your first year of PC Express Pass for just $2.50 a month. Learn more at nofrills.ca. Hold music. Not what you want to hear when a pipe dispersed in your basement is flooding. That's why intact insurance answers.

million claim calls per year within 20 seconds. So instead of hearing this lovely track, you'll hear this in seconds. Hello, intact insurance.