Will & Rusty's Playdate - getting lid mogged

Episode Date: February 18, 2026

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we're good play date 185 186 186 86 podcast 86th podcast and guys it is currently 7 47 in the morning we're coming at you hot it's so early why is it so early today oh because we have cold cases cold cases yeah oh i thought that was just a coincidence like lucas texted me and he was like cold cases starts at 11 i was like perfect we're recording right when we finish the pod that's funny all right let's talk about it so you oh wait is this my brew yeah i was i'm eager to try i i do have to tell you one thing off the top okay coffee etiquette if you're making it the office you gotta make a full pot oh okay yeah my thought was we're here so early i didn't want it to go cold before that's actually this is a rare exception where that might actually kind of

you know when you're when you're like learning uh you're learning like a new math in school you're like is this possible and they're like okay in that in that specific situation yes but like generally think of it this way like if i'm learning coffee etiquette i shouldn't be learning like the advanced yes intricacies of like yeah if you happen to be here at 7 30 i kind of know what you mean about the math thing but i also can't pinpoint one i'm trying to think like or like vosotros in spanish where they're like they're like yes that is that technically might come in handy sometimes if you're gonna learn it we yeah that can be for your purposes you don't need that yeah yeah that's fair so let's talk about it you got a new haircut yeah i got a

mog cut you got a ma i really walked in i go oh you got a mod cut and he goes mog i mean i think it is a little i i think i'm frame mogging you right now i think you're lid mogging us um i don't know well right now it's still kind of wet i just took a shower so yeah the jury's still out on how it's gonna dry but it dried really well on saturday i got a lot of compliments on saturday i felt very cool you kind of look like role model i kind of look like british i think that's what a mod so a mod cut is like what oasis has yeah like on saturday i wore my main my like soccer jersey yeah i was like full british i had like british guys coming up and asking me british guys love main soccer district what uh who my pm was who your prime or who my not my

prime minister no who's my mp who my mp was member of parliament this is a much more reasonable pot too i went i i it's not as strong i took the nuclear option the other day i was trying to go hot again but then i did i put more water in it because originally i was you would have been pissed i was just gonna make one cup in the coffee yeah that's crazy is that like that's like terrorism yeah it's like nazi stuff okay i think typically i think even at this hour because like it it stays hot does the is the hot plate under it keeping it hot or it's just so hot when it comes out that it will be hot later uh both it comes out hot and then the hot plate keeps it hot here's another thing we are plated hats so one thing about us is our plated hats are made in

china yep uh for good for good reason their labor is way cheaper we can totally keep costs down it For the record, Willie and I get no benefit out of them being cheaper or more expensive, but we wanted a very specific blank. Yeah, the blank is sick. On the first hat we made, and no one here makes that, and so we had a guy custom make it. Steph is working on – Well, I have news, which is all of our hats have been delayed

because of the Chinese New Year, but I just got a notification on my Garmin this morning that says – It just says, you're of the horse. exclamation point so i feel like that might mean like the ball dropped yeah yeah that was fun they opened it up and there was a horse in it um wait speaking of speaking of mog cuts oh i got another thing to say about this to you you know how you the other day mj lenderman was on adam friedland yeah my the equivalent of what is on it now mj lenderman is to you for me was on adam friedland yesterday yep and or i guess this this morning for non-members are you a member yeah

because i wanted to i'm so ashamed to admit this i was really curious about the mia khalifa episode and i was like it's only five dollars and i'll cancel it after yeah and then it's just such a delight to listen to that i haven't canceled it that's how they get you yeah that's how they get you um but clav is was on today and i only watched a couple minutes but i'm excited i will say i typically love the adam freeland show the mj lenderman one i was like god this is infuriating he never lets mj get like a sentence out and he talks over him and i said to scott and scott was like yeah that's what he does every fucking interview that's like this is just and then i was like oh this is the first time i've cared about the guest more than him so now i'm bothered

by it yeah but i was cool people in my house are particularly the ladies are getting very frustrated with um the like mogging thing they don't get it and ty doesn't get it i don't know that i fully get it it's like one-upping someone or something it's yeah yeah so like if you like if you and i are standing next to each other yeah and your haircut is significantly better than mine this morning yeah people would be like he's lid mogging him lid that's a real i made that one i would assume that might exist but like okay they kind of just take the aspect of your so as you frat leader right are you familiar with kind of what happened there so that's another question is he lead all of the frats at asu is he sort of so yeah uh yeah i think kind of unofficially but

no i believe i mean it's trying to understand what these people are trying to say is kind of a pointless effort yeah i i think it's like and this is coming from a former frat leader and like part of the things they're trying to do is like aren't they advocating for people to get like jaw surgeries and yeah so he what the first thing he said on adam friedland this morning was uh was you can take your student loans and use them for cosmetic surgery wait what it's like he was basically like advocating for how is wait is that even what does that even mean he was like i miss he misappropriated his his funds is that possible to get your hands on that he might have been joking here's the thing i can't right if he's

joking he's one of the funniest people of all time but i don't think he's joking i don't think i think there's like a genre of people that we're trying to figure out if they're joking or not and if the truth is that they don't really know like they're they have no idea what's going on they're just doing what's working right and they don't know if they believe it or not but the the success and the money blinds them from having to grapple with it. Yes. Does that make sense? Yes.

Are you familiar with bone smashing? No. I think I'm going to get into bone smashing. Oh, is this like to... They hit themselves in the face repeatedly to do micro fractures on their skull? Yep. And then it grows back more pronounced?

Their skull? Like Megamind? That's right. That's what's hot now? Skull is the wrong... jaw like like cheekbones and like okay jaw and stuff and here's a fun fact you also get a small swelling effect so if you do it lightly before the bar you could go out with maybe more pronounced cheekbones that night i mean listen i've no one's ever complimented my jawline and i don't think i

want to do that yeah i don't it's really like grim um i okay here's something yeah you guys you know that podcast where they're like fellas like is it appropriate for a grown man oh yeah not be able to find a parking spot that was on the other day that was cracking me up um i had a sort of a moment with this when i went to the barber shop i i determined i determined there is something extreme oh what there's something that i've found that's deeply humiliating about showing your barber a picture of another grown man like that feels like that would be a shtick on that podcast but i actually feel that one can i see the photo was it a really hot guy well so i can tell you exactly who it is it was so it was i know him personally no oh my

god that would be like the the crazy that would be like the nuclear option of showing your barber is like it's just your buddy yeah well it was a guy we so i had actually the reason i went to the barber is i saw my barber and went i should get a haircut and then i like gorilla market two days before that hangs out in like hot spots two days before that i'd seen a guy with a nice haircut and said hmm i like his haircut so i was just kind of no it was no it's just a guy no it was the guy in royal otis oh yeah we met at the spotify thing got it and i was like google him that night uh no i think i just like kind of like mentally logged i was like i i think maybe i could do something simpler with my hair because you could have found like his hair looked perfect

the night i saw him and there were cameras there no i don't even know what he i showed him that one on the the second one from the right and i don't worry i cropped it because i that could have been bad that's like in the the tim robinson sketch where he's like i'm gonna get the cranston and he actually shows the barber in the same magazine on the other side as an ad for like dog product but he gets like he gets some dog hair oh my god but yeah so i showed him that would be that photo but on the way in i was with dylan and i was like earlier that day and i was telling him how humiliating i found i don't know what it is even in my head i know i'm not embarrassed but showing a man a picture of another man is or even a picture of yourself yeah because you're

like why is it like so embarrassing to show the barber a picture it's this has to be relatable because i feel it is such a it's because we're i think it's because like and i would assume everyone feels this way but like you're programmed to not care about or to like give off the vibe that you don't care about the way you look like you just kind of like roll out of bed this way and so to be like i looked good in this photo do you agree slash can you recreate it i guess you're right and yeah i guess i was anyway i was sitting with dylan i was like it's such a funny like person to be like like give me the otis but i was like and dylan was like he's not gonna fucking recognize him sure enough immediately he's like oh i love that from royal otis

fuck yeah that's a rookie move you have to use kind of you have to use b-tier models i know i should have like uh blurred his face or something or put your face on it also like this i have had this haircut before so your barber doesn't think you're trying out a new thing yeah i also like wonder if like like if you're him like thinking like he probably he doesn't really look like he like cares that much about his hair kind it was like a different haircut in every photo i'm almost positive that that haircut is a result of his buzz cut shaving his head and then just growing but the guy the barber was saying he was like i think what guys don't do often is just go for like the mid-length like they always like go

short and then let it grow out and then so they're like long hair short hair and like but there's like kind of you know can i tell you why i don't go for the mid-length very often why when i was in college yeah my hair my hair was very long it was like the longest it has been it's probably the longest you've seen it too i kind of let it get to that like terminal velocity and then i whatever and i was like i'll go for the mid-length because i like that kind of middle stage between like what i have right now and the long stuff and i went and got it cut and i got came home and i was kind of like waiting for someone to say something and was like you know standing in front of peter and he was like what's up and i was like i got a haircut and he goes oh

it doesn't look any different it's because if you go mid-length it just looks they're not registering yeah your hair is growing so unless it's like a drastic looks like a haircut they're not gonna they're not gonna yeah in spain when you get a haircut everyone smacks you in the back of the head yeah what is up with that i don't know they do that in the middle east too but it's like the game have you seen that where the it'll be like a bunch of little kids from like pakistan and they're like one sitting facing the camera and then like his three brothers are behind him and they'll all hit one of them will like hit the fuck out of him and he'll try and guess which one did it and this is like their baseball it's like it's no no no i think it's like that's high ally

I think their baseball is like ping pong I think this is like their ping pong Where it's like just If you need to kill some time at home Got it got it It's like foosball But so two of them have like developed a rivalry And like they'll just smack each other

And like they know the other The second they sit down The other person is going to smack them So it's not even a guessing game anymore It's just like slap boxing Okay I mean yeah we try it Well the other thing they do in Spain Is if you get a new pair of shoes

This is fucked You come into school with a new pair of shoes Everyone steps on your shoes oh my god i would love spain the walking around with a clean pair of shoes is humiliating why i used to give my if i got a new pair of vans in college i'd give them to my friend hogan palmer and he'd wear them out and like destroy them and they just never stop no that one that new guy i've never heard that name before and it's the craziest name ever that one i will give you his parents were very into golf and their last name was already palmer so

they were like we'll name him hogan yeah um but but isn't that cool like because then you just get it back it's the same thing why would you want your shoes scuffed so it doesn't look like i like care oh i guess the same reason i don't want to show them the otis right yeah it would be like yeah it would be like everyone i'm starting to move it everyone's gonna be getting the otis these everyone's getting the i got the wait but it's one guy it's just one listener kind of normal hair one only audio listener like doesn't know who we're talking about and he gets the otis from like back to the barnyard like you just notice reading pull up otis from back to the barnyard i want to see what this would look like wait this is going to spoil back to the barnyard

it's been out long it's kind of like what is back to the barnyard oh yeah yeah that's what i asked him for yeah i got the otis it's like over your eyes it's it's completely over your eyes there's two eye around your eyes oh i i showed uh i showed my barber actually if my barber is a lady is she still a barber or do i have a hairstylist i don't know i showed my barber i don't know i don't know a photo i've been going to her accidentally for three years yeah they're they're you know when you book at a place in it and it'll be like do you want like any particular staff person yeah oh she's definitely the worst one so you always no no no she's she's she's the

best one she just works the most the other two guys are never there got it and so one of them's the owner got it and like when i'm getting my haircut sometimes he'll be there like just hanging out whatever but i'll click any staff because i usually i'm not booking them like a week in advance it'll be like i need to go in the next three hours yeah and so i will book like any staff and I somehow our schedules are just aligned every time I showed her a picture of like the hottest guy but he just had the hair I wanted and he also kind of had a we both had like similar texture but his was definitely like had some product in it or whatever and I had to keep being like and like this is just kind of a general idea yeah I know I know you mean I was like I know you can do just

do whatever so I want exactly this but you can do whatever you kind of talk and you're like I trust you man he's like how many inches whatever that's the classic barber line is like i trust you yeah i i hit her with uh last time i hit her with um you haven't steered me wrong yet but she has because i i'd be a good that'd be a good line if you're getting the otis wait what like a steer right i don't think that's what a cow is but steer isn't it a steer a horse it's a male cow damn bro's got the otis that was a great that was like it was a great it was like too much too deep of a pull for it to like i had to explain it but um all right sorry go ahead but i uh i i finally had gotten frustrated with like i suck so bad at describing what i want

that i was like i need to go photos and she nailed it but it is yeah it's embarrassing to show where like a guy who like is so hot yeah and you're like i'm yay it's so talented i know this is only gonna change my hair like i'm not expecting to leave here looking like i don't think i'm gonna write the next big hit pop i'm not gonna write i'm not gonna cover a song and go viral because of this ask her for the hemingway i know i'm not gonna write the next great american novel this is just kind of a general idea wait also what i was gonna say i have a few other now that we're on the topic of barbershops i actually have a lot of thoughts number one i have a weird so i finally locked in one guy i had been doing any barber at this place but i'd been there enough

where it was like i would get it and the barber would be like the barber in the chair over i feel like would be like why don't you just oh i feel like they want you to just pick one because then they have like she has notes of what i like too yeah so i picked this guy andrew and he's been great did you do you should have done like um like a college decision thing but it's like two pays Oh yeah or they each get a chance They each cut half my head They each cut a quarter of my head And then I pick which quarter I like the most

The guy who's got like the neckline Is like this isn't fair at all It's like think about it There's less to fuck up Like if he could just put out a solid neckline You did like recruiting trips Like they'd take you out and get you like hammered Like I think I'm uh

Sorry Oh my fuck He's great the problem is you know sometimes barbers like sometimes i don't want to talk and right that's fine but he'll do the thing where he talks but to the other barbers i like that because then you can join in when you want yeah i guess maybe it's like and they're so good at riffing but sometimes i'm just like also i was in i got my haircut the week after the super bowl every i clocked at one point all four chairs were having separate conversations with their respective barbers about the super

superbowl i was like this is like guy stuff like superbowl week in a barber shop what's next a cold beer this yeah that's my next thing what are they what are you supposed to do with the beer when they get to you you can't drink it you have to it's always funny because they always they always have like craft ipa it's not like a miller light and so you you sit down and they're like hey just grab a beer well you know i finished this guy up and then your two sips in and they're like all right we're ready and you're like i think nine percent ipa yeah like and you don't want it on like their barber thing i guess and then like maybe like i don't even get i don't get any drink because it fucking blows i uh maybe they could put like a crazy straw like it's like

because your hands are under the thing and so it's like across the room on their like you know barber table that actually is a really good idea and you can just sip it through because i were like even if i was taking a sip i'd get a hair also like you can't like yeah do you ever see guys that like i've seen guys who clearly are going to work like after or like going on a date i'm the itchiest man alive after i get a haircut and there's it's also all over my clothes i agree what how would you go on you ever go to work after a haircut yeah i just swap shirts yeah but i need to get on your head i need to get like a deep shampoo to get everything like you know when you're showering you're like oh you look down at your hands it's just covering hair yes we also

have the most hair we've really thick heads yeah that's a good point so maybe other people aren't dealing with that what was your third thing about the barber i think it was the uh i think it was the beer thing but or no i had another one um it's probably itchy right was it itchy i don't remember oh another thing i feel like when they hear the farts because if they can't it's just gonna sound like i have no sense of humor okay i also think when you get this haircut you gotta start zipping things up to the top i can i confess something that kind of is on the same line as that yeah sometimes when i'm listening to too much oasis yeah i zip it all the way up and i find myself walking the way he walks and i go everyone here knows what i'm doing what does he

walk like pull up liam gallagher walk plug walk it's it's the crip walk like how did we not notice he was doing that yeah certified lover boy certified pedophile today he's gonna be the day i mean this is an this is another guy doing it but you'll get the general gist yeah he like walks like that like everywhere all right all right you get people say i walk without moving my torso you have a chet chet and i were talking about it one time and he goes will denellan has an interesting gate like your knees yeah that's just a word that means like how someone walks yeah i know but it was like no one is no one's ever talked about my gate like you have to have

kind of a unique one for it to come up in conversation i think it's like you know like the irish jig was supposedly invented because like it was illegal for them to be dancing or something and then like so they needed to be it was like a dance that they could stop at any time it was like if the british soldiers looked through the windows it would just be like it's only waist down yeah that's awesome i think i don't know that's true but that's at least like at the very least that's a rumor i like that i'm gonna run with that uh i'm gonna run with that a lot irish legend holds that the irish jig was effectively made illegal okay they kept their yeah to avoid detection dancers allegedly kept their arms stiff at their sides dancing in homes or behind closed

doors creating the distinct restrained style scene today they're like there's their stand all of them are standing there perfectly still but there's a distinct clacking sound yeah under british rule gaelic traditions were restricted to limited irish culture the brit the british did so much wrong they just every chance they had to be cool they just fucked it up until they finally got right with brexit olivia dean and olivia dean's british yeah right i thought she was american she had an accent at the at the grammys which i did which was shocking i don't even think i like clocked that i don't think i clocked her tea yeah british songwriter she doesn't sound british when she sings right yeah but i was thinking about a lot of like a lot of the songs

that we listened to when we were kids yeah british singers that you didn't yeah because i guess you're not gonna know like oasis doesn't even really sound british in a lot of their songs wonderwall you listen to that a million times before you realize they were british no i feel like they're one of the i i do feel like they're an exception i thought that was just like a cool guy twang i'm thinking like twang's the wrong word but like if you think like adele like i could have had it oh that doesn't sound british true oasis sounds british to me or like the 1975 sounds very british to me or like are the kooks british you used to get out in your what's the who sings like you used to get out in your sundress or you used to get

out in your fishnets night yeah the kooks sound the kooks the kooks are the one that i think sounds like the second they start going these guys are from these guys are from over there what about like i feel like the cure sounds really i don't care if monday's blue oh yeah yeah yeah tuesday wednesday are the lathams british what are the lathams british yeah they but they also sing about like the quad wait who are these are the green they sing and what it's like a new band no no no not this is formed in 18 2018 all right pretty new newer than i would have guessed uh they do a cover of uh of the lathams spotify like i feel like this might be a band only you know about you know what i think they're like the biggest thing ever yeah

they yeah pull up there pull up these brothers spotify okay yeah way more niche than i would have guessed okay they have one big i thought they were i thought they were like i thought they were like you know the kooks level yeah no wow they're new all right all right all right a lot of time but they're on the up and up you might have called this could be your like i could have called this this could be my mj lunderman yeah i uh they say oh that was the other thing yeah i my barber i'm just still starting to get to know him this is my third time i've gone to him and he has like tattoos and like wears a beanie as barbers do yeah and

he's like you know probably 30 or something uh and so it was on thursday or whatever and i was like you watched the geese tiny desk yet and he was like no i haven't seen it yet but like i've a meeting too and i was like sorry not to like profile he's like no you're right you're like i love you now yep right up my alley actually yeah i was uh you know did i ever you remember that like fuck ass haircut i got where they just didn't shave like this part like there was like a huge thing like flopping over the side and i had to wear like product in my hair no i'm sorry i try to notice things i know i went to uh this was a while ago but i went to a barber shop on wilshire and uh they were doing the thing where all the barbers were talking to each other

and they were all shit talking pre i was the only guy in there and they were all shit talking like previous customers and so then i have to like turn up like mr mr cool yeah and so like they're like talking about how this woman like people don't know what they want and their haircuts and they come in and they ask for one thing and then like they have the term wrong so like i want a gentleman's cut and then like i give them a gentleman's cut and then they're like oh this isn't what i was picturing and as this is happening i'm watching him not give me the haircut i thought i asked for so i asked for like i showed him a picture an old picture of myself and i'm watching him just leave this kind of like like pull up the dad from pull up a dad from back to the future young oh isn't

hot no no young when he's young he's a nerd uh he's like giving me this like the one on the left and i was like oh my god i know i'm never gonna come back here but i want them to think i'm cool so i didn't say like hey this actually isn't what i was picturing maybe you did that on purpose yeah that would be a good strategy to make sure you don't have any notes oh yeah that's the dad from the back to the future when he's young you know i speaking of i sent my first thing back you know how i was always like i'll never send anything back what'd you send back a burger no wait let me guess a chicken i'll give you a hint it's a drink patty the drink believe it or not it was a cocktail white russian wait hey excuse me this has this does not have

nearly enough milk i go out to lunch with my sister and my mom and one of my sister's friends and uh we all get margaritas and i was like can i get a watermelon margarita and i read the ingredients and it was all normal margarita ingredients and then i get it also margarita to me implies tequila right sure i get it it's like completely mezcal forward and so we're kind of sitting there and i was like am i crazy or is this like all mezcal we're like reading the thing like there's nothing on there about mezcal and and for the record the mezcal drinks all say mezcal so i was like there has to be some sort of like mix up right and when he comes over he can tell something's wrong because we've we've passed it around and all four people have tried it and been

like yeah you're right and he was like is something wrong and i was like no uh no can i just get a classic margarita though and he was like oh do you not like this one and i was like i don't like mezcal and i was like i didn't realize this has mezcal in it and he was like oh yeah that's mezcal and pointed at like an obscure brand like they had put it would be like if there was vodka and something and it said tito's but you didn't know what tito's was yeah and i was like i feel like with vodka that's kind of fair because it's like people know most of the vodka brands i was like i couldn't name one mezcal brand yeah i couldn't either and he was like no worries like i'll go back and make you a classic margarita so that was my first time sending something back wow but he

kind of did all the work for me i didn't have to be like like i tried to just order another one yeah and play it cool that's nice i tried to make it seem like i was like just partying well hey can we already start our second round around and this this time let's mix i'm gonna do a classic margarita actually i'm feeling crazy do you think if you were eight mezcals you could tell them all apart by the brand uh no that's like asking so mezcal to me tastes like dip spit my mom said it my mom goes we were all kind of like shit talking mezcal being like who likes this and i was like it tastes like dip spit and carol was like yeah it tastes like cigarettes and my mom goes it tastes like band-aids and we all looked at him

we were like how often are you eating band-aids she was like i don't know she's like it's like a smell thing and we were like oh yeah that that one feels not right that's asking me if i could taste eight different brands of mezcal i'd be like asking if i could taste the difference between eight different guys dip spit you ever drank dip spit on accident no but you did one time twice which one do you know about your dad left it it was in a diet it was in a diet coke bottle which if you're not familiar shockingly similar colors and i was like perfect it makes actually throw up perfect diet i just thought about it um and then the second time i woke up on my friend's couch after a night out and there were two identical mugs and one i had filled with

water and i took a stab in the dark and took the bit you know when you're like you're like gonna die if you don't have some water like you wake up like and i took a the biggest gulp of uh my friend george's dip spit that's so gross i never i tried so many times to get into dip could never i thought it was so cool i only ever tried those beef jerky things that look like tip spit those were my jam you ever do this no a little pinch of beef jerky what was your uh what was your idea for like oh the neapolitan joint it's one-third weed one-third tobacco one-third jack links i'm gonna i'm gonna try and get back into uh smoking joints no like real weed i i have no interest well here's my thing it's become way too casual of a thing i want some of the ritual

back yeah because i feel like when i can just go into my room and just like break off an edible or like rip a dab pen it's not i don't have to work for it and then i'm taking it for granted and i think that's what maybe where the snacking is coming from is i'm like it's just part of i just go from zero to immediately high so you think if you smoke a joint you won't go from zero to immediately high and start snacking i think if i i think if i smoke a joint there will be more of a ritual behind it and because of that i'll be so hung up on like the logistics of smoking this joint that i won't even have time to think about what's in the pantry interesting i i'm curious to see how this plays out i also can i admit something yeah i got the i got like whatever

the training wheels of joints are it's they're like the low i clicked sort by lowest thc because i want to be able to smoke yeah a full joint instead of like just because if i smoked real weed i would just take two puffs yeah and i would be as high as probably as i want to come over i don't want to have to get a crew every time i want to smoke a joint um and so i got the lowest ones so that i could smoke a whole joint and it'd be like probably the effects of like 10 15 milligrams is that true i mean i'm just speculating i did a little bit of math but it's kind of hard to because it's your body or like your body uh reacts completely differently yeah like to how much it how much of the thc it accepts like if you eat an edible it's like gonna it's gonna

metabolize all of it okay but if you smoke a joint only like a certain percentage of it actually makes it in it i can't imagine my calculations were correct yet i i think hey you never know there's only one way to find out even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while dude there's someone there's someone below us a nut once in a while what'd you say even a blind squirrel busts a nut every once in a while yeah i thought it was like this is awesome someone below me all of our balconies are like lined up and so if my if my sliding door is open to try and get a nice breeze in and someone's token token it up has that been happening oh my every day and we think it's we think it's ty's new like lady friend and so we don't know what to do i think

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to reward there's can i can i tell you something yeah didn't shower this morning first first time in a while why did you shower i had showered last night and usually i have to shower because like my hair is beyond repair but i was like you know what i can work with this today nice kind of did a little bit of whatever yeah i got up at uh 5 50 this morning and studied i was almost just spoiled it for we're doing cold cases after this yep and i i should have just done i just had a little more work to do and i should have just done it yesterday but it was president's day and i felt like that would be disrespectful to our president right uh oh our current one yeah well he wouldn't want you working on his day. He wouldn't want me working on his day.

So I held off and I got up really early this morning. Do you think he calls it me day? Yeah, he calls it day. He just calls it day. They just call it day. Here's another thing. I started watching Twin Peaks. Okay. Pretty good.

Anyone seen it? Is that Cole Sprouse? Not yet at least. It's from like 1990 so I kind of doubt it. Pull up Twin Peaks Cole Sprouse. Pull up Twin Peaks restaurant waiters. Waitresses. Who am I

thinking? I don't think that's possible. I think this show was made in 1990. Okay. Wasn't there a new one? Twin Peaks new. Oh. Yeah, he I think he's in Twin Peaks The Return. But AI would definitely

pick up on that. Well, I don't want to spoil anything. can you google twin peaks restaurant servers yeah that'll get that'll just get us kind of in the right headspace i had a friend who was obsessed with twin peaks the restaurant all right and would go pretty frequently i went one time it's not bad really is what i'm told i've been andrew how was your valentine's sorry what were you gonna say willie i just forgot Sadiqa came in town, Lil Diki, and I've noticed my critiques about you two sexting on the Playdate account has not made any difference. I'd put her in general for you.

If anything, they have gone up. Well, you put her in general, and you said that would fix it on the last episode. I might have to log out of Playdate. Ask me a way you can change your notification settings. Have you tried? Be honest. I've thought about it extensively. because here's the thing i still want i'm on both of your sides i think they should take that

to like signal or something maybe some encrypted chip it's not even it's not even sexting she just replies to the stories i'm gonna have flan start damning the playdate account like pictures of me naked how does that help you win it's like fight fire with fire yeah but we want that okay i'm gonna have i'm gonna have flan start well first she has crack she has to come up with me uh come up with a nickname for me there is rarely a sentence that she says to you that doesn't have banana in it like you guys are committed to i think all of our texts include banana that it loses it it's gonna lose it's gonna lose the weight to it it doesn't mean anything anymore it's like a filler word now i guess she said it to me during like she was running interviews this

weekend yeah and she said it to me in front of this zoom of like a hundred people trying to interview for pharmacy school and i was like did you just call me banana in front of like all of these future doctors wait why were you on this were you trying to be a future doctor no it was like friday morning like before i left for work we will repair your circuit board what did she so you were like future doctor you you were in the room and during the zoom call she called out to you yeah because uh an audio played on my phone like really loudly and she was like banan she was like banan she's like that was distracting i should call him his pet name in front of these yes in front of like was she interviewing all of them she was like sitting in on the interviews

and uh i was i'm worried for like her career like this banan thing is gonna like tank her odds for a promotion this next year i was also worried and she said that's your government name i thought but even if even if sworn as andrew nelson i'm so fucking confused even if flan was like interviewing someone and she called me like and she like stopped what she was doing to talk to me and called me like my real name i feel like that would be yeah i thought it was strange too she didn't think anything of it what'd you guys do for valentine's day dude so i went to elephante hate that place why hate that place why have you guys been there no dude so i like get reservations months i have been there sorry i don't know why will's on an in-person

delay yeah i get reservations a month in advance i make sure that it's going to be in the sunset room around sunset so we can see the sunset okay while we're eating right is it in mal is this in malibu it's in santa monica yeah and uh we get there and the table is oriented so only one person can see the sunset at a time the other person's back is to the outside area so i'm like well that sucks i'm not gonna be able to see the sunset at all even though like i specifically reserved this room to see the sunset were other people's oriented to watch uh there were some along the wall that was like they were both facing out into the ocean that is frustrating and i was like well this sucks and then they also put our table right between the bar and the kitchen area oh man could not

hear her the whole dinner we didn't speak basically the whole dinner because it was so fucking loud like the entire time how loud were they making drinks louder than i could hear my man oh my god and uh not to mention the table next to us it felt like we were sitting with them like the table was so close to our table like there was i'm not even kidding maybe three inches of room between our table yeah that's not very romantic hear their entire conversation but not our own which was great and then uh finally they're like they bring they bring out the champagne and everything they bring out the food the food's great whatever and they're like at the whipped eggplant i do we did we did and then she was like what they're known for interesting like

their corn and then she goes uh so would you like the chocolate covered strawberries like now or would you like us to box them up and uh you can take them to go and i was like we'll just take them now whatever i was like i just i just want to yes yeah yeah yeah because i couldn't hear my banana like the whole the whole take them now you fucking idiot yeah you've ruined this oh my god if you adopted a child you could call banana foster or something sorry keep going man fuss like bananas foster but if they like adopted like a foster child oh oh nice nice nice nice nice nice i like that or or gave up a child if or if you give up a child to a foster care all right keep going all right all right um and so they uh they take like 30 minutes to bring out

these strawberries guess how many strawberries i brought up for 60 two three four final answer four six final answer two two strawberries sixty dollars for sixty dollars is this like wait didn't the champagne come with that 62 yeah but it was like a tiny bottle of champagne that's crazy yeah sixty dollars two regular size strawberries or were they at least like they were small they were small strawberries fuck they were smaller than average how much was all of dinner like 220 i think okay with tip all right all right i couldn't hear it the whole time i was like we should have done wing stop i love wings but did you have a nice night after that uh no i went home and i was so pissed and i i ranted to her in in my apartment i was

like all my co-workers they weren't doing anything for valentine's day they said they've been in relationships too long to care about that shit wait what who's saying that like some people in the producer room or whatever they're like ah we're too old to be doing valentine's day we've been dating for too long wait whoever like binder doesn't have a boyfriend got it got it but there were like a lot of other people that are like older been in relationships for like i think that's bad advice i think you should always you did the right thing you should always try i was just mad about the whole night and i was like they're all they all escaped the matrix and we're still running the fucking rat race you're trying to do dinner you got such a bad dinner you went

red pill i did you can show them one word clips yeah i was like i was like what would andrew tate do here what would andrew tate have done in your situation probably tried to go home with the waitress well i'm sorry that sounds like that's i have only i've only heard kind of interesting things about those types of uh those types of restaurants how is your wait i what do you mean those types of restaurants you know like the the cool the cool crowd restaurants isn't that like hip yeah is that like nobu or is that like not nobu i don't it's like a step it's not sushi it's but i always thought like people were like like those are like the those are like where people go if you want to be like seen yeah i would say that is true yeah there were a lot of bbls bbls

yeah and you and you had a bad night it sounds awesome you didn't have to talk to your girlfriend and there were girls with bbls there and you had a bad night i heard bbls week did you hear that what you pull up do bbls stink i can i tell you something i didn't want to say this but i but now that you hate the place i saw a thing on tiktok that they had like a vermin thing and got like shut down for a little what yeah you didn't you tell him that like a week like less no i told me I told you that, but I bit my tongue because I, I mean, I'm sure I wouldn't. Yeah, I don't. Well, there were a lot of people there, so I guess news didn't get around.

Okay. So it only stinks for one to two weeks. All right. All right. I can get past that. I can move. I could, I get behind that little. What did you do?

Flann and I went to a pottery class with Jacob and his girlfriend during the day. At Color Me Mine? No, at, uh, what was it called? Oh, that's not pottery. I guess it's just painting. it was in it was in the marina it was gorgeous we're sitting outside on this balcony like looking out the marina and i am no no exaggeration i'm for the first three steps so she shows us how to do it and then she goes step by step we're all doing it for the first three steps i was the star pupil

like mine was i was on track i was on track to like start teaching a class next week yeah and she claudia very nice teacher was like very helpful and i got a little cocky and i had completed a step right so we were we were getting we're adding height to our bowl and i kind of nailed it pretty quickly and so i'm waiting for everyone else to figure out get their fucking head out of their ass and figure out how to do it and i got a little cocky and i tried to work ahead and it did that thing where it was like where like it's like it's like no longer symmetrical symmetrical so like one side was like whipping around the thing and claudia it was like when you're um when you're when your computer teacher comes over and is like hey why don't you log off

for me like she was like why don't you why don't you like turn the wheel off for a second like i'll come and save it in a second and she was like we have two options here we can remove the top because i had added a ridiculous amount of height like i had bowl to spare like i could have just cut off the top and made it symmetrical i said no i this is this bowl has character now so now it looks kind of like a spout fun very excited pour out of it uh unfortunately just wide enough that it would you'd have to be pouring it into like another bowl got it okay um but i'm excited to eat out of it i think it'll be great and then we went to uh you gotta send me that place that sounds fun it's really cool and they do it was uh it was like valentine's day theme but when

lauren gets back you just totally i told the family i'll go any weekend yeah i think i might get into potter it was really fun wow um but it's uh you know like wovo is in marina you've been there with lauren it's right above that oh perfect um and then we went to dinner we walked down to dinner at wovo at baltair sorry we walked down from my house got it um and it was way fancier than i had anticipated and so we sit down and we have like the hot you know model guy waiter has to be going out for acting roles like he was the best looking guy i've ever seen and we're like oh my god this guy's awesome he was like cracking jokes like just the perfect amount that like he wasn't stealing the show yeah did you just fart no did you

and we're like we're talking about like how great this guy is whatever and then we look over at the table like in front of us they'd kind of structured it's like you're sitting next to your partner and so we're like both looking at the same thing and the table next to us as this waiter who is like 95 years old and is so like he's like he keeps like complaining to the to the people he was like it's valentine's day so of course i'm working and we were like oh my god it feels like we dodged a bullet here with our guy um and it was like coursed out so i got to eat all the things that i like and then we had like this uh custard dessert at the end i had two cocktails flan had a martini um so i ordered they had like valentine's day themed cocktails and i ordered the la vie and

rose yeah it's delicious and then the guy comes around and he's like hey would you like another one i was like i'd love one and like 10 minutes go by and he comes by and he's like hey i'm so sorry like they're working on the mart they're working on the cocktails like no no worries at all like we were distracted by the food and then like 15 minutes go by and he gives me one that looks exactly like the first one obviously yeah and i taste it and it was clear the reason it was taking so long is they had ran out of whatever the key ingredient was and they replaced it with like grapefruit juice or something and and there must have been like a meeting in the minds where they were like fuck it just send it just send it out and it was still it was lovely that is funny

did you say anything no no and then we went home and watched uh we attempted to watch how to lose a guy in 10 days but we fell asleep within like 10 minutes we finished it last night you haven't seen it no you love it it's so good also the main character's name is ben barrett really that's funny we know a guy named that yeah for context i you want to hear about my valentine's i went out with my friends and uh all my single friends and it was it was actually kind of fun but it was like a funny were you worried that like did you make it a point to let people know like i i'm not one of you guys i have a girlfriend she's just no i didn't want them to get sad no not your friends like the people at the bar oh no ladies any any ladies i wasn't exactly having

to stave him off in mass but but it was fun no we went out and we where'd you go we partied i went to well we we grilled in my backyard and then um my uncle mike was in town for the all-star game he's point guard and uh he's now he had like a work thing at the all-star game so he came over for a couple hours yeah we just drank beers and then went to venice beach bar and then not no bar nice and then el chucho and then after el chucho scott and i walked to taco bell and we got there and it was drive-through only they're a lazy bunch there have you heard about this no that's like a common thing they do or they'll be like we're only accepting door dash orders and they just lie it's not a thing that like taco bell corporate told really they like

have like there needs to be a shift well so i was trying to like i was pretty drunk and i was like try to like trip the car sensor to let me order like i was like running back and forth in front of the thing so i was like it's not gonna trip i was like it's gonna trip and then i went and talked to the guy and he was like i was like can i just order from you even though i'm not in a car like i just walked up the drive-thru window and he was like listen man there's cameras everywhere i want to help you but you gotta you gotta order on like an app or something and i was like in a car what so then we cut where i was like whatever so we called an uber the uber gets there and right as it gets there it's like starts pulling out through the drive-thru thing to get back to the

road and i was like wait uh can i get a cheese and the uber driver's like come on i was like it'll be one second i actually kind of felt bad for the guy but calling an uber because their drive-thru only would be funny like the destination is the place i just wanted yeah but he was like fine and so he sat there the pickups at the window the pickups at the microphone and the drop-offs in the parking lot yeah but he every second that they took to make our food i was the guy was like but come on yeah but it worked and i got a really really good taco bell that night nice i did miss my girlfriend but it was um i had fun did she do anything for valentine's day she was in bilbao bilbao and she went no i don't think she did anything crazy i got her flowers

They showed up Turned her location off For like 8 hours But that was it Yeah She met up with her Her Pilates instructor Her Pilates instructor

But today she just went to San Sebastian Nice And He's since hot Here's something crazy Wednesday MJ Lenderman's band

Was playing in Bilbao When she was there I was like What are the odds Without him I actually don't know If he was playing Or not

But Is that how Do they ever do that Like the band Plays without the guy like do you think like the heartbreakers ever played without tom petty well wednesday is like a whole like he's not like the lead singer oh so oh it's that like super group that you were telling us no that's snow caps how many bands can he be he's getting a lot of bands do you think

bands get jealous when another guy has like two other bands um he's like a band polygamist maybe Maybe, but the lead singer of Wednesday is his ex, so maybe she's grateful to have some time away from him. His ex? Yeah. His ex? His ex. Got it. He broke up with his ex.

Unfortunately. I know it doesn't make sense, but he broke up with his ex. Oh, man. Oh, man. This is not good. But anyway, it was just a special Valentine's Day with all my buds. did you feel like people were like especially horny on valentine's day night like i was always kind of curious like people that go out on valentine's day like if it's like an easier

night to hook up you know i'm gonna be honest i feel like it's like if you're not looking for that like i was just with my buddies getting hammered i didn't talk to a single girl but did you get this like vibe that people were just like on the prowl the whole night just in general uh no totally I mean, whether you noticed it or not, I mean, I feel like you're going, if you're going out on Valentine's day, you're the except you, you, you and your merry crew of, of drinkers. No, they were, they were on the, I've been, I'm sure my buddies were on the prowl. We left, uh, we left Chester at the bar. He was talking to some chick.

Yeah. Chester's always on the prowl. He's the man. He's the fucking king. Dude, we went to El Chucho and like, I got like bumped. You know how El Chucho gets. It's like so packed. I've never been.

oh it's a great bar but it's like over packed i hadn't been there in a while and i was pretty we were pretty drunk when we got there but oh yeah i go up i was like can i just get the cheapest bottle of wine because we were like oh we'll get a bottle of wine and he was like what kind i was like the cheapest one and he's like give me something red orange white i was like i don't care and he's like jesus like i fucking hated me your cheapest bottle of hooch uh but then i i got like bumped into by like there was like a crowd surge and i got like bumped into and i like bumped into this girl behind me i guess and like she spilled like a little bit of her wine but like it was clearly part of like a larger thing that it wasn't like i i assumed that she could tell

that i wasn't individually right and so but then she was like what the hell like you spilled wine on me and i was just kind of like in shock and like didn't really say anything and then check comes in he's like he didn't have to he got pushed by like everybody's cool we're fine we're all cool here we're all cool here yeah oh my god i need to get back into the bar scene man i mean yeah it was fun but like definitely didn't need to go to the last one story of every night out what was the ratio like of my crew no at the bar it's seven to zero uh no like guys the girls in the bar area i guess roughly 50 50 well this is the problem i always ran into when i was single on valentine's day was people like go to the gym on valentine's day all the girls there will be

like single because like otherwise they'd be out having plans for valentine's day and i was like oh that's a genius and every year i would go to the gym and there'd be no girls are you hanging it with like pickup artists like that's what kind of conversation i don't know like guys on tiktok those guys that do the men's dating courses on tiktok i that would never occur i don't know i didn't even really think about it but your friends are like all the women at the gym are so desperate and vulnerable on valentine's day you have to that is not what they're saying another funny thing that happened was when we're in line to get into not no bar like i was like how many people were like seven it's gonna be a lot easier if you like and let like a few people in at a time and so

everyone was like all right uh angus and willie you guys go at the front because they determined that we were the most likely to ditch if it took too long because of my relationship status and his general unwillingness to go into bars so it's kind of funny so we got priority entrance just based on my vulnerability guys on february 21st the ring barrios versus garcia takes over las vegas as the action hits t-mobile arena reigning wbc champion mario barrios all-time name puts his title on the line against global superstar ryan garcia who enters the ring chasing the one thing he's never had a world championship this could finally be his moment guys that left hook all right you know Ryan Garcia is notorious for that unbelievable left hook I would say if I was a

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go into our bio right now click the link you can purchase the ppv and use code friday seven or get it free with a da zone ultimate plan we love you watch the fight ryan garcia is gonna go nuts peace let's get back into the episode we uh i had the idea to make margaritas the day before valentine's day i think yeah and so i got two bottles of tequila and i got some orange liqueur and i got some fresh strawberries and i was like oh and i got my secret ingredients limeade frozen limeade the concentrate in the jars that you like open with a can opener yeah it's like a croissant thing yes exactly yeah you break it and it turns into a margarita i uh and i kind of was eyeballing it of like ratios and it took me a couple times till i get the get it right the first batch i made was

like nuclear i had to start over it was like fizzing and it was completely orange and i was like that feels wrong and so i uh stuff was coming like dude it literally it was like alive it was like when you like bang a sourdough starter on the table and it's like you know what i'm talking about and uh and so everyone got there and i had kind of already been doing some r&d to make sure the ratio is right when everyone got there and i uh so i was already a little you know tuned up off the samples and then we're sitting there all just kind of chatting casually before we got and flan looked at me and she was like you are hammered right now and i was like i've only had three margaritas and it has not occurred to me that just because i'm like

the amount the the unit is completely dependent on what cup i'm using yeah and i was using pint glasses and then i had also gotten the ratio completely wrong so i'm like hammered before we even go to the bar everyone else has had like one or two and is like already drunk as well so i just set everyone up for failure yeah and then we went to q's and have you ever seen me play pool i'm sure that i have i'm a decent pool player yeah i can get her i think we're like the same we played in catalina i can get around well better i'm better than the average person we played pool it was me and flan versus uh devon and her friend jillian we played pool for an hour and a half i could i like could not see the cue flan was like chipping

the ball off the table and i was like we can never do margarita like people were like missing the ball and at one point the waitress came because it's all like you get i think you get like 90 minutes we we had played the two other guys in our crew had played a game in like five minutes and then we were on our second game and the waitress came up to us was like hey guys just a heads up like the 90 minutes is almost up and we were like oh my god we've played one and we've played one and one tenth of a game did you win at least i don't remember um but yeah it was i gotta go back to the drawing board on my margaritas at least you tried yeah i tried a quesadilla last night how'd that go i didn't quite uh melted enough interesting do you want to know

a good tip good quesadilla is it gonna ruin my life no okay hit me start it uh open-faced i did do that oh and it didn't melt enough do you use enough butter i didn't use any butter how'd you fry the tortilla the pan it was just hot yeah i put oil in oh that works too yeah that works too i was a big quesadilla guy in college really i'm making peach salsa every day i made an italian mexican fusion last night italian mexican fusion quesadilla yeah what was the peppers onions italian sausage pepper jack cheese it was awesome i mean it was gas it just didn't quite stay together as much that's like almost a calzone at that point and salsa yeah you're brother you were you were like

if the if if that's also was something if that's also was pizza sauce baby you got yourself a calzone you guys have a stew going yeah you're right but yeah the mexicans and the italians are very close together it's just it's kind of like a how they describe it it's all the same ingredients cheese sauce the flag colors that's a good point flag colors dude whatever i gotta talk about yeah they're a logo the only difference between the mexican flag and the italian flag is a logo true they have an emblem in the middle right yeah yeah or is the green and red switched the green red might be switched like a little ivory coast situation yeah caught that they have water damn that is really close yeah wait our this is like this could send me down like a

conspiracy rabbit the mexicans and the italians are oh my god i got a fucking simulator hole in one yesterday i forgot to tell you guys that yeah did you see that on my story yeah i was like i was like oh we're gonna talk about that tomorrow and then i completely forgot dude congrats thank you does that count no but like but like it was like i got my i got my name on the wall uh i believe i believe i'm the second guy to do it and they said the other guy like scold it it went into a bunker flew off the lip and then like rolled in they were like yours was do you see like the angle too i went up over the trees yeah i did see that so that's the 17th hole at my home course and so i sent it to like everybody that belongs to the same club yeah my

dad uh said he's gonna call chad who's our head pro and he was like save the ball get i'll get the trophy from chad i was like that's not how that works it's like he got my dad's awesome my dad got a hole-in-one on that course on that hole i want i thought it was but now that i'm thinking about i think it was the 14th or 15th i didn't know it was that rare to get a hole-in-one like on any of the simulators yeah sim is i mean it's it's it's pretty much the same it's probably yeah it's probably like slightly easier because you're automatically like there's no chance that your aim is going to be off you know what i mean because it's already fixed oh i see what you're saying if you do hit a really straight shot i dude so i'm alone i invited footy and i were

gonna golf and he at the last minute we were trying to figure out logistics and he was like actually i can't do 12 30 and uh and so i was alone there and i hit it and i was like oh and like look to see if anyone like happened to be watching like a waiter was walking by no one was watching and so i run i want to run and grab max who's matt he works there he's the man and he's like he just said matt like if i hadn't asked oh yeah i run and grab max who literally the last time i was there we had made a small he's a pro that works there and he made a small grip adjustment and so like when i'm playing with a new swing thought or grip like it feels so awkward you're not really even like thinking about how you're playing you're kind of

just like trying to get it to feel normal again and so i was like zoned out working on this new grip and it i'm like that is like really like online and it goes right up over this tree lands bounced like three times and just rolled perfectly and i went and grabbed him and i was like is there any way to like watch that back because no one's gonna believe me i was alone at the simulator yeah and he was like this says replay but we him and i sat there for five minutes trying to figure out is this a replay or is this replay the shot like hit it again yeah and we were like i was like i don't know if this is like a risk i'm willing to take and he was like i trust you that it happened and he was like all vowed for you and then the owner came over and was like

was like oh my god congrats and just immediately hits the replay button and we were like oh and then it did replay the shot i put my name on the wall i'm like i'm like i'm like a legend around you're like we're walking out there like uh don julio walking out of the tequila factory i was worried flan so i texted flan and instead of her being like congratulate like oh my god congratulations she just goes do you have to buy everyone a beer like in real golf and i go you just ruined this entire moment for me no i thought about it but i also wasn't drinking yeah so it was like i don't know should have bought everyone a dc did you uh keep the ball no it was their ball usually i play one of my balls but i was like you know i'll just play

like they they leave a ball in the they leave a new ball in the simulator did you ask who you keep it no it didn't even cross my mind i mean it's a simulator hole like it was a cool moment but like it didn't yeah i didn't get the same high that i probably would have from a hole-in-one so i finished hole-in-one birdie by the way oh i was just like what did you shoot for the round the dog 77 i was what i said the dog was there i was so amped like i had so much adrenaline from it happening that i hit the longest drive i've ever hit on 18 and then i hit i usually lay up i'm not gonna play it safe after i got a hole-in-one so i had two hybrid up there right up on the green uh right up near the greens par five and then i pitched it up in the in the gimme

circle birdie beautiful i almost went home after but then i tried to play another round so i went to augusta and you got cocky went straight to it i literally double bogeyed the first like four holes i was like okay this isn't that's oh but then i was like i almost went got like a bunch of new clubs too like i was like so excited that's awesome no i did i didn't end up doing it thank god but uh yeah that's where i'm at have you ever been close to getting a hole-in-one in the real yeah i've been i mean close is kind of hard to define but uh yeah i've been like like i've rolled it i've rolled it by many times um i've had ones where like the ball mark was like within like a foot of the hole so like in theory he could have like dunked this kid charlie emple uh that i grew

up with got his ball mark destroyed the hole like he almost he was one like centimeter away from like dunking it oh it's like it just like it like plugged into the lip of the hole and then shot out i don't remember but uh yeah yeah my dad has two real ones so i need to get a real one yeah i think you can get one um tomorrow i think i'm probably gonna try and get one tomorrow i would feel like tomorrow is fine that's good with you guys is that working to our schedule that's cool all right well uh we got no segments today yeah we were it's so early that we were like or i guess we could do you want to do some am i the asshole and i i would rather not because i okay i was anticipating getting out of here to go finish prepping for cold case just when you

when we get the what does this say youtube short comments it's your funeral my funeral is going to be december 25th massive yeah i'm gonna call i'm calling the date right now jerry i'm gonna say it again jerry jones is gonna die this year i'm calling my death date record this december 27th 2087 i'm calling it now i'll be 86 two days after christmas no that's literally my thought process because there have been times where i'm like your will to live that following week between between christmas and new year's like you've just destroyed your body yeah all right i'm gonna go ready september 11th 2001 i'll i will have we i will have figured out time travel and trying to stop it and not no wait that's a bad one wait wait let me pick a new one let me pick a new

december 7th 1936 the time travel thing still uh you tried to kill hitler like right as he was starting to rise up so people wouldn't be mad that you like killed a baby google december 7th 1936 what year was pearl harbor wait in europe wait try 1939 what year was pearl harbor way later right like 1941 yeah i think 42 i think you're right i think i also isn't pearl harbor in may oh well i got the december 7th part right yeah wow i was only five years off on the year oh my god i always thought it was like nice out it was probably fucking freezing it was in hawaii oh i was thinking of uh d-day sorry fucking freezing i was thinking

of d-day d-day was in june i think yeah oh my god i don't know what pearl harbor is were you the one that was saying everyone that works at the pearl harbor uh memorial is japanese someone was saying they went and visited it and like everyone in the museum was japanese like i think the japanese felt so bad they were the ones that did they made their own they made the museum

are there a lot of Japanese people in Hawaii I will tell you we went we just went to Tokyo there were on December 7th 1941 you know what I'm saying

well not really above it yeah I will say when we went to Tokyo and Osaka a ton of Japanese people

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