Will & Rusty's Playdate - guess who’s back!

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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how are we going yep all right play date episode 158 and there's clearly eight 159 159 it and clearly there is some big news yes i got a new jacket new jacket pretty cool new jacket wait also my dad's 59 i think mr the mr hoagland episode yeah this or as will calls him his first name to her mom i also like your jacket sorry that i thank you sorry that we brushed on our way in lauren goes huh flip-flops pretty cold out that's actually fair it made me want to grab her by the ankles and throw her out it's not a it's not a bad thing i can't let you get away with that kind of talk anymore okay i guess this kind of defeated the prank because why i don't know i don't know i think i'm just nervous you guys got lauren's the last the last you got lauren lauren

how you doing wait where's the camera oh look at it forget where the camera is do you want to sit here um or do you want you probably want your your lovebird ass but i want to sit on the couch i know i i don't want to like i want to be able to focus on the podcast yeah i'll sit on the couch are we doing it can we do a relationship tell all sure ew what what are we like okay fine i'll get out of andrew's what am i like this episode is brought to you by cash app cash app hold my money safely where is my cash app no i don't yeah i don't really want to sit here anymore i want you i want you to be here that's your impression of you like a couple months ago you were like sitting there you know what i don't think i want to sit here anymore

um we should get cheesecake factory after this no wait i i i am i am well aware if she ever asked me to go to cheesecake factory i will be a hard no lucas just asked us if we want to go back to epcot november 28th for what i'm down there's a holiday festival we can know we can't do it every month okay relationship tell all how have things been going between you two wait do i look good how do i look yeah you look great but like in the camera um things are good we got dinner last night where'd you go the library and and people at home are saying would you eat a fucking book no it's a restaurant i was like hallucinating kind of in the beginning nice of dinner i don't know yeah me too i was getting hot blasted they had like the heaters on on the patio and it was

so hot i was like sweating i'm like wait this is kind of the fact that you guys just have to sit here in silence it's kind of awkward silence like i like i like getting to hear everything oh because you had the headphones on yeah and now this he doesn't use them though yeah he freeballs did you use them always well remember when you guys tried to prank me and like say that you unplugged well for you know you pranked me 90 times we didn't prank you ever but you tried to do some like unplug the mic we tried to do a an unplugged an mtv unplugged concert yeah we try to do like a like a playdate unplug do you prank her in real life no she's the fucking prankster are you i'm the prankster what do you do i like to scare him i mean it hides around

corners all the time it's and i i really don't like i know it's it's fine it's how often is happening if it was anyone else i would actually be like okay all right wait if what if like if it was anyone like it's like kind of you know it's kind of cute but like if it was anyone else i would be like i am getting scared yeah last night you actually scared the shit out of me what do you get out of this and i was just fun for me where did you hide wait but this is my just in my living room around the corner like it's just like random court but when you're coming when you're going into a new room is your brain always like lauren's behind no she's smart enough to not do it frequently enough to like have my blinders up so she always catches i also love

doing it when people come over to my apartment i'll hide behind the door sometimes so then when they walk in i just scare them but she also the best part is she does it and then she'll go like she'll be like that was fun and i'm like yeah you know you could do that to me whenever she keeps she said this multiple times i was like i don't know if i'm gonna do that no i want to be your girlfriend clearly wants to she's literally like you could do that to me anytime like and for the record i'm open to this whenever that was that's like uh someone commented on uh when you guys hard launched someone commented that it was very funny that now the story of someone hiding behind the door while you were oh yeah it's just lauren do you remember that when you tried to

hide and wait for me and i was taking the number two i do remember but i think i was drunk and high as well or not as well i think i might have been drunk and so i didn't seem like that long that i was am i too far from the mic or is this fine no did you hear him been out of the game a little while huh yeah um pooping no but i think that was also kind of probably like a few days into us seemed like like dating or whatever yeah so i think it did cross my mind like oh wait is it weird that i'm here like should i give him space like i don't know did you not know that she was at your house yeah i knew she was at my house but just every i think everyone else is in the living room yeah it was like we had a bunch of people over and i had like peeled out of the it

was like a yeah hang out with like all of our friends and i had gone off into my room to use the restroom it sounds like you're in the clear as long as he knows you're at the house i think the day the day he like comes home from work and you're like hiding under the bed i think we well that did happen once when i got back from uh where was i one of our mug trips she was just in my she was just passed out on top of my bed and uh which was it was like saturday night and like she'd been out with it was kind of nice it was cute and then but then i go to be like like i hadn't seen her it was when i got i've been gone for like three weeks and i'm like hey lauren and i wake her up and she just turns over she goes it just rolls back over she's sleeping

i'm getting flan with the new one where when she goes to the bathroom i get all the way into the covers but i'm upside down so she can see like that there's an outline of the body but then when she pulls the covers up to reveal my face it's my feet oh oh that's funny like hair it's your hair oh my face down yeah that'd be funny no feet is definitely funny all right wait lauren wrote down things you want to talk about i did isn't that kind of that's very nice well let's see now i'm nervous okay nervous oh i did want to make sure so we were me and columbia me and columbus me and will were in columbus last weekend we'll already talked about this but i don't know if you shouted out like the playmates that we talked to but maggie hoffner oh wait you were

there i think we did she's the chief i just wanted to bring her up because she was like maggie you were just so sweet and yeah she's an og um that was fun and then this girl hannah at standard was very cute um okay another thing your thing is just like it's two people and there's like endorsements i'd also like to shout out don't i'd like i'd like to give a shout out to santa Monica Chrysler Dodge. Go buy girl beer. Sponsored by girl beer. Shut the fuck up.

Stop. How's girl beer going? You're shutting... Now I'm nervous. She's doing her list. Oh, I thought it was just guys she wanted to show. It was two people. Okay.

Two people. I'm ready. Now I'm... What else do you want to show? Now I'm nervous and I'm shutting down emotionally. You did? I'm beefing. Me and me are beefing with our landlord because...

Now you got my attention. Oh, yeah. You're like the landlord guy or like the... I'm the landlord guy. What's the beef about? Okay. so i you know i watch dogs i i'm on the rover app and i recently what nothing oh i'm always just like on edge i feel like you're gonna i want to hear about you being on edge edge get on out

here edge get off of her i want to foster a dog and i saw the cutest i've been following a lot more just like shelters like labelle yeah you and i send each other yes i love labelle is i have followed them for a while but i've been following more and dogs are allowed in our building but you have to pay like a monthly fee or whatever like they have to be aware that you have a dog and like this dog is licensed to be in the building and i sent my landlord a very nice message the other day just being like hey i'm thinking about or i'm going to fill out an application to foster a dog just wanted to know what the procedure would be for that if i have to pay him like a fee or whatever and his response he sent me like four paragraphs back about how i don't know how much

work dogs are and how i should just get a cat instead and him basically like so like telling her she doesn't know how much right yeah wait no like this was insane okay okay also keep in mind he lives he lives below me and mia that's so yeah obviously he just doesn't want to hear the like pitter patter exactly but it's like our next our next door people have a dog like there's a lot of dogs in the building i told him i'm like i will pay this fee like i whatever and he one of his things he said was if i was you i would get a cat nobody complains about them there are huge issues with getting a dog that you don't know not to mention that if the office asks me and they usually do i will not approve it just to be very straightforward you want to prove you getting a

dog yeah even like i don't know it's just i don't i'm hey i'm scared i don't like this guy so far i think it's unprofessional like you just because you live below like anyone else in the building can have a dog but because she lives above him he's gonna be like ah no you can't okay but also him saying there's so many things about having a dog you don't even know no i know you don't know you don't know what i know exactly it's so condescending and to say if i was you i'd get a cat like i don't want a cat yeah i don't i'm allergic to get a new hobby baseball cards are he's like i don't know dogs can be a lot of work so i get into board games our lease ends in february and i kind of wanted to stay because i like our place but now i want to get out of there

why don't you switch with the guy that lives below me and you can live below me and then the dog could say well then you're gonna play hacky sack i left my hacky sack here my hacky sack has not left the office since that since he complained we also sent we officially sent them a legal letter uh asking for money because the hot water and the carbon monoxide and stuff didn't respond what's officially sent them a legal letter mean like we had a lawyer draft something up and send them like an official instead of us just be like complaining yeah it's like this x y and z is like what we want and they didn't respond so i'm thinking take them to court how fun would that be that also just sounds like so much work to get them all like a judge judy court judge judy

judge judy i i think that that would be very fun to take her on um judge judy or you want to go on that new hot judge you're into no i'm not into that hot judge i said i don't even think she's judge is there a hot judge there was a judge that looked hot in one thing and then we pulled her up and it it seems like it maybe it's naughty stuff i don't know she's naughty it seems i guess there's a hot judge who might be naughty i think yeah i think we initially thought she was hot judge but now it seems like maybe she's naughty judge yeah so can you guys can you can you spill the tea give us a relationship tell all i want to hear about your relationship i mean she's obsessed with my body which is just obvious it's just easy no i mean any problems get diffused by just how nuts

your body is yeah pretty much everyone i feel like you've already i don't know have you ever been in an argument and you take your shirt off and like your nuts body calms her down every day no but we wait who told me that we should get in a fight oh my boss ray what what she say uh my oh i sorry i jumped around you can bleep her name oh wait what are you saying oh i thought you said that's what she she i told ray my boss no i mean it's she's the owner of the company that i was coming back on the podcast and she was excited for me and thought it was so funny and that said that me and will should pretend to get in a fight oh yeah we were talking about like pretend to break up like having like a pretend fight on pod but then this morning we're like i

don't even it just yeah that sounds like wait can you guys let's simulate it let's simulate it i don't even like i'm not gonna like yell at her yell at your girlfriend i'm never gonna do that yell at your girlfriend like i i don't think i don't think i'll ever get in like a have you guys ever gotten in an argument one time i spilled my bibimbap oh yeah well most of it most of the things that have caused tension is like i'm really overstimulated and then will's doing something and i'm like oh my god like yeah those videos where it's like i'm free i just start my boyfriend after he after i've already told him i'm overstated it's a guy like break dancing on the coffee that is what it was kind of me sean and sean isn't my brother we came back in the hotel room

after the osu game and we ordered bb bop and and will spills it like all over the bed and i what is that i feel like two nuggets but then she was like just step away just step away okay okay okay um it is uh asian it's so good i we used to have it at bc but it was ass but it was called bim bim bop there or something wait i have a question so willie has rolled over on his food a couple times has that seeped into your relationship at all do you allow snacks in the bed yeah yeah i would but i don't normally you would so it hasn't happened yet no i don't think we've eaten snacks in the bed no we haven't yeah no i i yeah can you guys tell

us about your first date i think i already did wait our first like well we did awan is where like does that count i feel like in my brain that was our first date yeah because that was when you asked me to get ice cream and i was like friends don't just get ice cream like that yeah because i was like trying to raise you up we've gotten ice cream together no but yeah but like a guy and a girl yeah um and i was i your first choice and i don't know how you described it but the whole time i was like is he gonna say something or what you want him to be yes the whole time you were interested yeah okay yeah and willie was like let's get ice cream i think i have a good intuition like i i was like there has to be something going on here yeah so so you were wanting him to you

were wanting him to like like riz you yeah what does that look like what was like the what was the dream riz scenario i don't know no i can't believe that's what sentence i just dream riz what were you what were you hoping he would say like like i don't know just like confess your feelings i just wanted you to be like this is i did eventually yeah but i wait till the absolute i already told this story yeah in very very small detail i'm god forbid i'm trying to dig a little deeper okay so we're getting ice cream um and then we're sitting on this little curb talking for a while and the whole time i'm like hello hello kiss me no or just like no i don't i don't Would you have preferred he said

that he liked you before or do you want him to just kiss you? What am I doing right now? No, these are good questions. Last time Willie talked about it, I moved on too quickly and all the playmates were like, all we want to hear about is their relationship. So I'm trying to dig deeper.

You're asking good questions. Bail me out of here, man. I want to know... Well, you guys are... Oh, I want that quarter so bad. Times are tight. there's a quarter like across the room it is like two feet away from me and it's hella shiny catching my eye andrew what do you want to know about that really i want to know about the time

willie got too high and then didn't say anything to you what was going through your mind wait at my friend's party oh i just brought that up the other day because we were doing that like who's high episode he's like have you ever like got had a bad time like incident being high in a social setting and i was like oh yeah there was this one time it was like our first weekend that we were like seeing each other and i kind of yeah but i feel like that wasn't that prominent in my head because everyone was drunk like nobody really yeah i didn't i didn't think that was crazy i just i have i told this story it was funny when i don't think we were well it was funny so we were at my friend addy's they're having a party and which he was great at didn't i not that i ever like i think

that's something really important in a relationship to just not you don't have to like hold their hand and like make I don't know yeah I made friends I wasn't we barely even spoke the whole night I was like sounds awesome sounds like you guys were hot in the beginning

I was out with the boys doing like and they were all like laughing and like break dancing on the coffee table it actually was no in the crowd by the speakers yeah yeah there was like guys just like they were just like blasting like early 2000s music and like so loud that like no one could talk and there was just this one room and i was like out with

these guys like chatting outside then i was like honestly i'm pretty drunk i don't feel like like talking i'm just gonna go do that and i just went in the little room and just like did this for like i swear like an hour well there's like a girl that hasn't met will yet and she's like lauren like which one's your boyfriend you're like he's the one uh doing the worm i'd like dance i dance my ass off actually no we're in the kitchen shaking ass on the wall i think i made you hit the dab pen too so that didn't i mean it was my fault i guess he's the one hitting the kwan so the shmurda bobby he's the one dougieing oh so which one's yours break dancing on the coffee table

um so he gets too high well i it happened i guess it happened really quick because i it happened like instantly i was like i made a mistake 30 seconds of you hitting that thing i think you're like we gotta go i don't know i've made a grave mistake then when we get in the uber in my head i'm like we're like i thought we were gonna have like a sleepover and then you add your apartment as the first stop and mine second and we passed mine keep in mind we we were on my street yeah we passed my apartment to take him home to take him home all right good night and then he gets out and i'm just with the uber driver like okay i don't know what that was about send her alone all right we'll still be dating tomorrow right no we weren't even dating then

that was like when i was still trying to see if he was a good guy yeah you didn't know he was a good guy and after that night she knew yeah that's a good man because it's like it's like on an airplane like what they say like when the mass oxygen mask comes down you gotta take care of yourself first and then hope others i need to get home first i need to figure out what the hell's happening to me i've woke up fully clothed on the bed and i was like i blew it for 50 years canadians have wondered what the names of ikea furniture mean like natopa the guardrail for children's beds natopa means giving your favorite person room to grow it means their safety and your piece of no in swedish not oppa means night monkey mom he's back ikea 50 years of swedishness

at home look he's wearing little pajamas so cute when i was in college i had like a similar i'd like just started seeing this girl and the first time she came over i uh it was like after a bar i don't really remember us getting home and then i woke up and my feet were like above me on the couch like my head was dangling off the end of my feet were up on the window and i was like i'll never see that girl again okay i have a question since you we had obviously been doing the podcast for like what a year and a half two years two years before you guys started dating for you whatever you got to get a lot of things out of the way that maybe your boyfriend wouldn't do in front of you i like fart burp stuff say certain things how was that uh starting dating

like when you've already gotten a lot of the stuff out of the way like what what else is there like like is there anything will hasn't done in front of you yet uh he hasn't thrown up on me i haven't farted in front of you he fart he farts a lot we already knew that but like but like most sometimes i actually get mad and i'm like okay i need to not be like a bitch i try i can be a bitch well it's funny to go so it's like you're speaking strictly in farts like if you had a graph speaking strictly in farts so if there was like a graph of like my my fart farts around per day around lauren it was like you know pretty consistent like when i worked here i feel like i was pretty gotten a little

too comfortable but then once it was like oh i have a crush on her it was like all right cut that out and then i think the first like month of our like dating i kind of kept it in and then now it's higher than it's ever been because most i'm sorry it's just like it's just like i get like it's like a problem if i hold it in and it's like when we're around each other so much here's the other thing i go into my bathroom she can hear my bathroom from my bedroom because it's right there so if i go in there to take like a crazy fart like she's gonna hear it well you go in there just to fart sometimes like i like sometimes not anymore but like i'm very gentlemanly of him it is thank you i do try to go in there but then it's like the fart heard around the world

the fart heard because the problem the other problem is if i hold it in it just builds up into like a mega fart right and there's been a few of them and they're not great but it is funny smell they don't smell they don't smell my farts don't smell mine are mine knock on wood but yeah um it is funny because like most relationships when you start you have to like pretend that you don't fart or like poop around them and you would probably farted like 200 times before you guys started that's how i know she was the one do you fart in front of will no i wish i've been asking her to do you actually not what do you do if you have to fart i don't you don't have to fart i don't do that you've never farted i don't do that wait dude that actually is weird do you

not fart or do you just do when i leave i don't know you should get a ring camera so that like when lauren like takes her first step out of your apartment it's like it like shakes the house it's on the richter's if you see that video of that guy leaving his girlfriend's house or like leaving like a one-night stand or whatever and it's like the really early hours of the morning and he steps out there and just takes this huge exhale and then it just like a five second okay so have you guys have you guys gotten recognized in public together in ohio yeah yeah that was cute people were just very excited for us and yeah everyone's been really sweet i've been i've been very i've been having a blast with because for like for since

will got hot i've been getting like a lot of dms about like people wanting to like go nuts on him and now i can be like they're like can i have will's number i'm like he's got a girlfriend there's always people that are like behind there was someone in my dms like a few weeks a couple weeks ago and she said lauren i need how do i date will and i was like sorry you're like sorry sister i could tell you exactly how actually because i'm doing it i saw a lot of dms that were like all the girl playmates are like devastated right now and i saw like tons of like texts equally i think they're happy yeah but they're gonna be someone they're happy it's me i think they're happy i'm happy too thanks kind of weird because like when i got a girlfriend like

didn't feel like anyone was upset i don't think that's true at all no people have comments about that there was no one like weeping in the street i remember those like there was plenty to put a bounty on flan's head yes what about that one chick we uh she's been doing she tried to scare me last night as well i don't know what you get why are you guys like that but she's been doing this new thing again she kind of stopped for a while where when she finds out i'm high she tries to like make me anxious oh yeah you said that which is like kind of interesting that's kind of mean it is kind of funny but i mean i don't get anxious when i'm high so it's like not an issue but she'll get up on my grill and be like are you so high right now and then try and do like

you know like like the like gloving thing yeah yeah there's that gloving she's good she's we're going to the ucla game on saturday and she wants laura and i are gonna come you guys want to join no i can't she we're gonna do a harry potter night tonight and get some thai food i think we usually get yourself some food too my roommate's name his roommate's name is thai so when he says get thai food we're gonna get thai fed and then we're gonna and then we just have the whole night to ourselves we're gonna get thai fed put him to put him down and then um oh wait i'm sorry no i interrupted you but i have an off-topic thing please this is kind of a tiny problem in our relationship oh no tea do i know about it time my favorite food is sushi oh and

will doesn't like fish yeah and i so wait but we went to that place one time where i could get chicken chicken you're like john bastion what is it no i'm not he's chicken i just don't like fish yeah so is anybody out there that loves sushi any any sushi lovers out there uh sushi lovers make yourself known in the comments don't sushi lovers back off all right yeah sometimes i think i want to just force you to like it i feel like i can get you to like it wait why don't you just go to places that have like tempura rolls i don't even think i'll eat that like a chicken tempura roll maybe i don't like seaweed either okay that's fair but i think maybe like for lauren you could try it 100 when we went to that place yuzu yama yama pineapple yuzu that's what i'm thinking

that's a girl what'd you get chicken katsu yeah yeah yeah i did do that you know what yeah and it was so good and we were all happy that night okay i have a proposition i want to fight i need like some spice get his ass i need to pass come on arguing is fun i think that i think here i'll play a little counselor right now i think this is a good we need this lauren will lauren wants you to try sushi so that that's something you can do together why don't you come up with a food that or an experience that you like that lauren doesn't like to do and maybe that you can try both one day you try both wait can you actually try to think of something that you think i wouldn't like to do because i feel like i would run i don't enjoy i'm not a good runner

but i don't want a good sushi i don't want her to run no i mean i might do a half marathon in malibu next weekend and i said i would do the five i smell a fight brewing get his ass willy no she what his ass get her ass i might do a half marathon in malibu next week and i said i would do the 5k except it's not yeah okay what's something that you that you like that lauren doesn't like that you would maybe try you you would try sushi for if she tried that i know you know something i would play one of your games wingspan lauren plays a game of wingspan and you have sushi sushi but here's i also think that's different i i just i'm not great at game like i'm down to try but i feel like you would get in pain i would just be like like no offense i just like wouldn't want

to teach you wingspan okay what no i just like it's like such a you don't want me to it's heating up in here come on get each other because like it's such it takes like it takes hours and hours no it takes like hours and hours and hours to teach someone so like it's not like a thing like if i did that and then you're like yeah i don't like it then i'd be like oh like i only would want i only will teach that game to someone who's like i am completely bought someone teach you no i learned me scott and jerry figured it out ourselves but it took like days i'm not even kidding like the first like three times we played it we were playing it wrong and we just had to keep refining until we got it.

What's a movie that you... So I might teach my buddies tonight, and I'm already kind of... It's such an undertaking of brain power. Wait, you're going to teach them Wingspan? Take them to Griffith Observatory. What? Why are those the two options?

Well... What? You're going to teach them Wingspan? You obviously take them to the Griffith Observatory. Well, they got to see stuff in LA. No, I'm saying like tonight, like before bed. Sorry, I'm starting to fight again. We're fighting.

There I go. So there I am starting a fight. We're in a huge fight. Andrew, do you have any questions for them? Yeah, do you guys attribute TickPick to your relationship because they got you the Gracie Abrams tickets? Yes. Oh, wait, I actually have something to say about the Gracie concert

because that was kind of the start of... Remember when I thought you were lying that you said you maybe couldn't go? I was like, are you just saying that you have a shoot so you don't have to go with me? Oh, yeah. I don't know. No, we had a shoot scheduled for that viral Sheetz Survivor series everyone loved yeah but but then it got pushed around that time because gracie abrams is one of

my favorite artists and i was very excited for that show and i part there was a part of me that wanted to like text i wanted to bring it up it like preface the show with the fact that i'm like look i don't i don't really want you to come with me if you don't like me because that's gonna ruin my night or like i just like thought you were gonna like friend zone me or some something then i ended up friend zoning you yeah well so and then wait wait why would he friend zone you at the gracie abrams i don't know but my and my thinking going into it was like i i at this point was like definitely you know wanted to pursue you but i was like this is like a huge concert for you like did you explain what happened at the bar after no i'll tell him right now it's

actually really funny i was like this is a big night for her like this is like her favorite artist like i wouldn't want to like like if i like tried to make a move during the concert and then she was like what the fuck then i was like oh then that fucks up the rest of like her like show or like she'll be thinking about like this is like her moment like i didn't want to like fuck that up so i was but then we i was afterwards i was like you want to go to a bar she's like yeah so we went to tiny's after and why does it i feel like tiny's is where everyone goes after concerts it's the best just because it's close i think it's like on the way back yeah it's a good vibe after a bar yeah i feel like there's always like even late there's

always like stuff anyway i met you at tiny's after a concert yeah that's right yeah it is a good meet up chill hangout do you remember do you remember what happened at tiny's sorry what happened when you went there no but i want to remember that yeah okay no you go well i anyway so the whole time i'm like obviously like yeah i mean she also like she looked so gorgeous that night i'm not just being i'm not just saying that it's my profile picture or her like i'm it's my profile it's my profile my girlfriend looks so pretty i made it my profile picture but like she had this man at home do better if your girlfriend's looking pretty make her your profile picture you had like your hair did like gracie you did and like i curled it that's

when i sold my long hair and like this beautiful white dress anyway i was like completely smitten by the end of the night and so we went to this bar and i was like all right this is like i gotta like maybe i'm i think i'm gonna try to kiss her like when we leave or whatever and i go to the bathroom and i come back and she's talking to this other guy giving him her number okay and i was like oh no and so i literally said lauren i'm leaving do you want to stay with him or you you were mad you were mad i was not mad at you i was just like really sad but that would i thought actually i i'm not even will and that made me wait am i allowed to say that i in my brain like he was 99 gay 99 yeah but that one percent of him that's straight could have gone crazy i yeah i thought we

were like besties he was trying to raise you up he called you four times that night yeah but i didn't answer i didn't yeah so i was like lauren i'm gonna go like i was like so sad and then i was like i'm gonna go like if do you want to stay with him like i can whatever and then he and then you were like um yeah i was like i was like and then she's gonna stay i was like okay i'm definitely and then she was like oh no no i'll go and then she and then i ubered and dropped off at home and then she contends to this day that she thought he was gay no i'm i'm so serious because i was even liking sitting there call him we were gonna stay with him i don't know you loved him no i didn't you love him what's your side of the story like how did he approach you what did you say how

did you get i was really drunk also this kind of bothers me i got way too drunk at that concert i wish i yeah i remembered it a little bit more because but it's fine um you also what i i didn't i don't think i realized you were that drunk you didn't seem that drunk but then no but i feel like after the fact yeah yeah you can still just it blurs your memory yeah 100 um no i fully we were sitting at the bar and like i feel like we were being like cutesy and then this guy next to me i i fully thought we were he was like my new gay bestie what did he say what did he say i don't remember exactly we just started talking about something and then we talked about how hot men are he wasn't even i don't even think he was attractive well that was the other no offense

to this guy but i was like what you walk out it's like a girl like he was like a perfectly nice looking guy but i was like well wait andrew pull up ugliest guy ever no oh no never mind because presumably this guy's out there somewhere he's a real guy but he was he was actually he was very nice i mean he yeah so he wasn't very hot i was just like you gotta be fucking kidding me i misjudged this completely and so then i dropped off at home and went home and i was like f fml f my life and then we went to another concert the following week you went what we saw ethel kane the following week oh i went to my first solo concert in london i saw ethel kane by myself because we had i had such an amazing time at that show um she's been my new like she's probably one

of 2025 i will remember as like ethel kane just like has very much like shaped my life and like different perspective on music like she's just very very cool and i've gotten really into her stuff and i went alone in london my second night there visiting my friend and that was just so much fun and london was fucking awesome wait so you guys were worried you were at the gracia concert you were worried that if you made a move it would ruin her night and you were hoping he wouldn't friend zone you at the concert yeah like what in what world would she be singing and will leans over and he's like i think we should just be friends was that a fear of yours or am i misreading this i think no no no i think that was my fear

if i had built up the courage to like do something or like do you think if he didn't make a move at ice cream you would have eventually made a move or you would have waited for him probably not it's kind of sad wait why well no i was i mean i was actually going kind of crazy i was like really i mean i told you i had a crush on him yeah that was like two months before that was like the first week of july i am very proud is that good that he kept the secret or did you kind of secretly wanted to tell me no i'm very happy you didn't tell him because i wouldn't have trusted you then i think that would have put too much pressure on it too yeah also like the timing of it i actually feel really happy about how it kind of worked out yesterday yesterday

edge said he doesn't think i can keep a secret and i kept a damn good secret that was probably the juiciest secret i've ever kept yeah and you weren't even surprised when i told you no lauren lauren on like lauren's last day she was like i need to talk to you after work i was like okay no i came in your i came in the office i'm like i have a secret i have something to tell you and i was like okay what's up and she was like it has to be after work and i was like okay i'm gonna walk down to my car at this point and then she was like no never mind i can't do it and i was like what did could what could this possibly be and then she was like i have i may have a crush on someone and i was like oh you're guessing all the people that it could be yeah

and then we were walking that was your first guess uh lupica yeah i think it was lupica i fucking knew it and uh and we were walking to my car and lauren was like i can't tell you anymore and i was like okay but like you have to tell like you can't like yeah and then she was like i may have a crush on will and i was like okay and then she was like all right i don't work here anymore yeah if god for if god forbid you ever had to break up with will would you take him to the cheesecake factory again like you did with me and him i wouldn't go i wouldn't show up she ever invites me to the cheesecake factory i'm not showing up it's like when you're in the mob and you walk into a room and it's like covered in like cellophane you're like nope

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do your burgers ever hurt I was like what I'm sorry that's gross I get a pimple inside my nose sometimes your nose is like sensitive I think it's the dryness of the air

has been just yeah when did I know I had a crush on Will um oh I long when was this

probably like May I remember we were out I think I told you this you know what I'm gonna say I do yeah I think I knew I had a crush because we were out

with like a big squad i had two friends in town and i we were at bell you were there actually that night we were bells and i like saw him talking to another girl and i was getting jealous yeah and that's what made me realize i remember i remember that you remember her being jealous no i remember but i leaned over to mia or one of my friends i was like why am i annoyed that he's talking yeah and then she was like lauren because you like him you made some comment about uh about him talking to that girl to you yeah and i didn't i i don't know i think you were i thought you were just like looking out for him you're like that girl is a floozy oh well when did you realize you had a crush on lauren damn matter you actually told me that like the the first day

that uh or you just said you were attracted to her like the first day that she well yeah i mean i was i was like the cool new producer i was like we came back and she was like new and they're like she's gonna produce a podcast like oh my god what the heck our new producer is like gorgeous like what the hell and then the more i got to know i said i said i don't see it i think it just happened over time the more i got to know her the more i i always had like but she had a boyfriend for a long time so i feel like i compartmentalized and then we worked closely together so i kind of just was like that's not an option but i tell you phil texted me and he goes will's new girlfriend looks exactly like lauren i go that's lauren because he hadn't caught up in it i was like that is lauren

oh was it just from that photo i can't remember what it was um okay i have a question yeah there were theories long before you guys were dating that there was something going on do you think that that that like pushed it along like do you think people saying in the comments that they think you guys like each other helped that come to fruition at all well there were little things like lauren like liked to comment about like now that lauren left she can date will and she like liked it and i saw that she liked it and i was like whoa yeah that was the first time i was like oh my god i might actually have a chance yeah i did that because i was hoping that you would come up to me and be like why did you and i'd be like haha yeah i don't know like i did that on purpose

because i want your body it worked there is any incentive of like leaving this job no no no i did not a woman i and i keep saying i'm insulted really oh i'm sorry no no not you i mean you're just reiterating what everyone else not everyone else but people are some of the dms i've gotten they're like oh now it makes sense as to why you left i'm like that is not why i left the company i left the company because i had a great another great opportunity um and it was just my time to go and then me realizing made me or me leaving made me realize like oh wait this is actually a possibility so don't get it twisted i was telling will i think that you guys when you guys go for oh i was gonna say don't give me that much credit that she would yeah like i would not

i would not approve my life for a man she did i'd make a life-altering decision because of you brother come on um i was telling will that that you guys should start going out to like coffee in that in like those blank celebrity hats and like pretend like you're like being i feel like celebrity coming in here today did you really but now it feels like it's been like a day since i've been here which is weird it is weird it's been 87 days and four hours since you broke my heart it's only been like two months it's been three months no or and yeah two but it feels like it's been a year so much has happened i feel like what is i know what are your favorite things about each other you can't say his body because you have to go first no i actually love

i sometimes i'll be like what are your i don't know i like just he'll ask you that no i i fish she'll ask me that i like to fish for compliments you're sitting there playing willie's playing wingspan and you're waiting you're waiting to scare him and he's like lauren what are your favorite things about me no my favorite thing uh there's a lot but my favorite thing about lauren is just she's so just like out like forwardly kind to everyone and like just goes out of her way like if she like sees someone like jacket that she likes in public she'll be like hey i love that jacket and like she does these little things every day that i noticed that just like make other people's day and like she's just she's a light like you see a guy alone in the bar like

when will's in the bathroom like you're gonna come on i felt bad she felt bad for this poor gay guy at the bar he needed a friend he was poor he needed money he was there's a homeless gay guy in the bar and i had to give my number so i could come by my food bank yeah lauren what's your favorite thing about will uh my favorite thing you well you're also very kind and i like how much i feel like you care a lot about people and things that i care about which i think is important to me um like i don't you just meeting my family was nice did he did he nail it yes he did you're good you're a good uh good guy to bring bring home to the parents we and my friend olivia you met olivia briefly yet yep yeah yeah i like her olivia's great she's one of my best

friends we took a selfie you did olivia and i'll cherish forever and uh olivia said he is an angel in our friend group from home which i thought was very cute i got that in writing in the friend which is kind of which i thought was very kind of a good endorsement yeah but yeah how would you rate will's performance in your parents what i was i was worried you're gonna say something else. Ew, like bedtime stuff? Gross. I don't want to know her rating. Probably negative.

Andrew just laughed. Ow! Oh, performance? Oh my god! What the? Oh, he got a nail in his cock. Oh my god, I got nail cock. No, I took my leg off and my balls got pinched in my boxers. Sorry to be crass

ladies but oh my god that hurts let's not have your skims on today i don't have my skims on today i i have been getting bad about doing laundry and it is filled to the brim i got new sheets flannel all for flam she just calls them null uh no i already had a pair of flannel sheets but i was like you know what the more the manrier do you guys want to play a game yes newlywed game what the newlywed game wait can I play too yeah do you want to play

yeah sure okay oh yeah me and Will are getting married oh yeah we're I said I was gonna get married by the end of the year we're getting married

and we're gonna do the wedding here actually in this room in the studio if you guys get married can I be officiant ooh

no I bet Sam Danone would officiate can I be the ring bear oh did you show Jack that video yeah they went he went viral on TikTok really

like the bride posted because like technically he wasn't certified to wed them at the actual ceremony so they got married at like a steakhouse a few weeks later and she made like a tiktok of it and they got the waiter to be the witness oh that's awesome and it it went numbies okay so the first question is who is lauren's celebrity crush wait do i have to write mine down yeah or do you write mine no no no you write your own celebrity crush down okay but i write what i think lauren is too yeah i know this what if rusty wins i don't think either of you guys are gonna get it

i think i might get it all right lauren reveal your answer dualipa oh that's cheating whoa i got it but your guy already is jacob alordi no yes it was i don't care about him it was when the last wait will good job well done will gets a point we were actually just talking yeah we did talk about that but that's like cheating because you're not you're not bi no i'm not also make sure make sure you say who you wrote down for the audio all right lauren who is will's celebrity crush all right and then we're gonna go one at a time so will is gonna reveal his first then rusty then lauren okay well you guys are cheating that's not what that means you gotta

say it you gotta say maddie healy no but that's not what that means but we know but like i think i might want to like kiss him you have a real celebrity we actually just what are you talking i actually have a crush on no you don't you're not gay i i don't know i've never tried his real one is bracy abrams maddie healy wow ding ding ding we wait they're just talking about this we're not cheating would it for girl would it have been gracie yes uh maybe not maybe yeah it would have been wow we're nailing this i know i'm fired i think we're getting married all right left out what is lauren's favorite movie oh that's i don't even know oh yeah yeah do it anyway wait i got i need like 30 seconds you want to do your favorite movie first

well we can do her when i'm panicking i don't know my favorite movie you've never mentioned one i've i don't know let's do will's okay wait i'm nervous i don't boyfriend i'm boyfriend i'm nervous you don't know will's favorite movie i do no i do okay where some see heroes and others see egos. Bloomberg sees the era of billionaire athletes. A fad to some, the future of money to others. We see crypto's trillion-dollar swings, the end of jobs, or the end of human struggle. We see the endless funds fueling the AI hype. While others follow the noise, we follow the money. Learn more at Bloomberg.com. Rango

Rango Star Wars This is embarrassing Now I'm going to go home and figure out what my favorite movie is I don't know anything about you guys I should have known that That's okay We're not dating you don't have to know that

I know but I wanted to be involved We do kiss maybe more though You guys probably have kissed more That's not true Nah, dude, we kiss so much. We only peck. If you guys are going crazy make-out, that's like 17 kisses. That's true.

And we do some gnarly make-outs. All right. What? Sorry, Lauren, I know. I said I wasn't going to do that on the pod. What is the first meal you guys cooked together? Ooh, I know. First meal we cooked together?

As if we cook all the time. We've cooked like two things. Like, maybe not even. I know. Which one of the two? so dumb not this like our thing carbonara yeah chickpea pasta wait but didn't you guys make steaks first oh kind of that was like a group those were those i cooked both of them those were funny rumors when a couple people thought that will was dating mia oh yeah yeah have i

knock on one right yet not yet how would i know carbonara i mean why am i playing anyone about it Because it wasn't very good. Why am I playing this? All right. I'm glad you're playing. Can you do one about Rusty? Who is Rusty's favorite musician? Mac DeMarco.

Mac DeMarco. Mac DeMarco. Nice. Look at that. All right, go back to them now. Yay. Okay. I feel included now.

hey you got one right yeah i got that i nailed that one um i guess lauren what is the thing you find most attractive about will non-physical it's mostly physical for her but we'll try it wait we all have to put what she finds most attractive about me what do you yeah what do you non-physical yeah yeah what what do you think she like this is this is a lamp finds most attracted by you non-physical this is a layup um mine's kind of cringe balls that's physical no it's not like it is that would yeah but

you go first reveal your answer his heart it's a body no it's not like jack wins humor i put kind money i scratch out money that goes into like your like your heart your you know what i mean my heart yeah that's cute all right now do me all right uh what is lauren's favorite TV show all right wait do I even know this actually yeah fuck I have so many hmm I don't even think this is it sex in the city I wrote Schitt's Creek I don't think I know my this isn't sex in the city also it's sex and the city not sex in the city are you sure it's sex or the city you have to pick now why don't you do sex or the city the city i would do sex of course really

no i would do this okay you you live in a great big city but you can't have sex for the rest of your life or you live again in the middle of nowhere and you get to go bonkers on each other because i always have wanted to live in a city but well so what's your i think i'd pick the country life yeah i'd pick going nuts going bonkers in the country okay what is will's most irrational fear oh we were just talking about this oh yep i know this oh irrational what is it irrational irrational i know you're rational fear yeah would be cute if you thought it was irrational that would be cute i might just write it anyway are you putting it or not because i'm trying to win um

all right doing we're doing irrational irrational irrational i wrote crash crashing crashing just in general crashing things crashing i wrote buried a lot changing it no i didn't i haven't written anything i put clusters of holes Oh you're like a Tripophobia A truck Tructophobia I put up buried alive

But his most Your scariest thing Or what is it called You wanna do a rational one Letting people down Letting people down What are mine Snakes

Drowning Oh right Fire I'm so scared of drowning Legs on fire Drowning seems fucking Being on fire Or anyone I love dying

Oh my god Sorry A rusty one a rusty one uh what's rusty's guilty pleasure oh i know maybe i feel like hers is really long you go first i wrote naked in bed harry potter pretty close what'd you put what'd you put you nudie mags not what candy or mochi what but yeah i'd say like naked harry potter what else once you got in the outer banks nudie mags what are you from like 40s found my nudie mags she was she actually has that she

was trying to get a pair of boxers and under all the boxers was a magic themed nudie mag so it was like i'm like pulling stuff out of her boobs and i was like what billy got him for me all right should we end the game yeah i think i'm wrong i think i'm i'm out i'm over this shit i'm just kidding well my meter's about to expire so i think i need to leave expire what time does it expire i have one more surprise okay one more surprise it expires and expire seven minutes all right well i hope you guys have enjoyed my time here girl beer one for you oh you shouldn't have line review yeah oh they're cold i don't want to are they cold nine in the morning i'll have one fuck it wait let's go okay this is the old can they're

actually really good if you had one blueberry lavender is better but oh andrew it's so cute and you're gonna have one too yeah i got one all right y'all it's like definitely the best beer to drink at 9 a.m cheers cheers my first girl beer really oh wait i got it it's they're so good cheers andrew cheers i like the blueberry labner one better but i actually like this one more yuzu oh i like that a lot yeah yeah yay girl beer how is that hey guys go follow girl beer if you don't already all right guys well lauren we love you it's been real i have to pee lauren i i like you a lot that's always funny like start like yeah like i used to say dating someone like dating a friend that you've definitely said i love you to before it's like all right we

don't say that anymore yesterday i yesterday i walked into will's or walked into where will was sitting i was like dude i was just like i kind of just like flew off the handle and was like venting to this person he just goes sus i know he was like actually trying to open up the first like earnest conversation we've ever had and i was like he said venting i've just been like venting to so-and-so and he goes sus all right playmates new and old love you guys love you lauren come back sometime do you think there are gonna be new ones that are like who's this all right we love you laura bye girlie want to take a quick moment to talk about a sponsor of the pod lucy

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time it's like that's crazy i mean it's crazy even like just it's just funny being in this setting but in a different like nature of our relationship it's like very like do you wake up some days and be like that's crazy a hundred percent it's very bizarre yeah um sometimes i look at flan and the the realization that like a year ago we were like strangers is really weird yeah yeah i think ours is weird it's just like it feels like a different lifetime that we were i don't know it's weird but it's cool it's uh these are relationships that do exist i'm glad that that was like fun that was very fun i felt the chemistry between i hope the playmates like that i think that will be a very nice i think the players will love it yeah yeah that was great and that was fun that you had like

a little game for us yeah oh yeah was that just off the cuff or did you play no i i knew we had because we had these from the high thing yeah yeah yeah but i knew they were still here so i'm not drinking a beer in the morning it's kind of badass i know i'm kind of i'm kind of enjoying it it's a good beer it's damn good i know i kind of like like i'm like not above having a little flavored beer oh i'm not about this is what this tastes it's yeah i will say and i know i was being really brave and i only talked about it once i am so fucking stoked about this jacket it's very cool is it new it's brand new you bought online i bought it online and it's just like it's not quite cold enough is it maybe in the it was cold this morning i don't go outside when we're here

yeah um but it's like uh it kind of feels like like uh like cool cool guy that like never left your hometown and he works at the gas station now it's very hallmark hall yes like i'm like like i'm the guy yeah that would convince the busy city girl i would teach her the true meaning of christmas yes you're the grinch i drink i drink in the mornings it's like i'm kind of like the bad boy of like working at a gas station i'm the bad boy of working at a gas station yeah like i'm picturing you holding like christmas trees in your arm yeah you're like running a christmas tree farm that's exactly what yeah that's exactly what you're like it's a good wreath hanging oh i can see you getting your mitts around a douglas fur now i'm getting now i'm getting all hot and

bothered again i was on rich guy christmas tree tiktok the other day apparently there's like there's one type that's like the rolls royce of christmas trees and it like is indistinguishable to the to the untrained eye but like other rich guys will be in your house and be like i see you i mean that's like just anything like expensive i feel like there's like a line where it's just like oh this is the same thing it's just like it's the same thing but it's like if you know you know yeah if you don't know now you know mr president i tried to get so we're talking have you gotten lauren's christmas presents yet okay so i wanted to say actually so we all called you crazy right for ordering christmas gifts way at the time i ordered your christmas gift back

ordered out the wazoo canceled yeah that's what i'm saying like things happened ordered his things got him a christmas present you get me one too i'm getting you guys both a christmas present i'm just like thinking of ideas for you because the playmate actually gave me the idea the link for rusties whoa um but then it got canceled and can you tell me what it is now yeah it was like a it was like a t-shirt that was like golf and it was like the most fun you can have on like two legs or something like that i can't remember what it was um it was a pretty funny golf shirt that i thought you would really like and a playmate submitted it and it was on depop and the person just canceled the order yeah so now i'm thinking of ideas for both of you guys

so playmates if you have any ideas let me know yeah i don't know what i'm gonna get learned i I think, like, maybe, like, I would love to do, like, have you ever seen the things where, like, a guy straps so many balloons to himself that he can fly? That's just kind of where my head's at right now. That's just kind of, like, the realm. Tell me, you're, like, at dinner, you're, like, babe, we should, how do you feel about Up? Have you seen it? Did it resonate with you? That's, like, your favorite movie, right?

You know, like, it's, like, if you strap enough just regular balloons, it, like, would be enough to fly. Right. oh you get her in that realm just something that's kind of just my jumping off like my like inspo like yeah i uh i have an idea that i wanted to do for flan but you can i guess take it now because i'm not gonna do it do you know those ll bean boots i have that go all the they're like they stop here they're like the short ones i had this vision of us wearing those together to like get coffee and her feet are so small that was like they're gonna be like these like cute little ones and she said she doesn't want those so but i think lauren would like those yeah honestly you

you'd probably know better than i don't know the girl at all i think you should get her tickets to something no i think i'm just gonna get her like something like like i'll like make her cookies or something like a snow globe or like get her a fucking snow globe or snow or just like but like when you shake it like it looks like like snow's coming down yeah when you snake it i'm gonna snake her drains i don't want you to ever say snake her drains about my girlfriend again i'm gonna be honest you're gonna have to you're gonna have to kill me then um andrew what are you gonna get banana man she really has been better about not dming on the playdate account did we talk about this on the pod yeah she really likes uh jelly cats but she says she has too many

now which i'm not 100 sure if i believe that's code for that's code what are jelly cats they're Those little plush stuffed animals. They're really cute stuffed animals. That is like a... Girls go nuts. Yeah. So the mug tailgate was goaded. It was goaded.

Mug tailgate. It was awesome. It was sloppy and wet. Sloppy and wet, just how we like it. And that was the most playmates I've met. I think they were mostly detards, but they were happy to see you guys too. detards versus playmates willie detards oh that okay every time you've said that i've been like wait i thought you were somehow talking about both like like playmates no there's a lot of overlap

but i was like i have squares and rectangles like detards can be playmates but playmates can't be correct like i was like how did your name change from playmates to detards now it makes so much sense yeah um but it's like an edward jacob situation correct yes so what are rusty fans called um rust buckets buckets of rust yes uh what what rusty rusty big rusty rods they're called rusty rods big rusty rods you got d tarts and you got big rusty rods i got to see i got to see my good family friend mr jordan there yeah that was fun who's that he was my dad's like good buddy uh when they lived in seattle and he told willie this or i don't know he told someone this story about how him and my dad met which i didn't know apparently what your dad was like eyeballing

he said he said they were out at coffee and my mom and his wife were in like a mommy and me class together okay and my dad recognized her but mr jordan didn't know my why my dad was like staring at her my dad was trying to figure out where he knew her from oh so he's like staring at this woman across the coffee shop and mr jordan came over and was like are we gonna have a problem right now and he was like no i think our wives are in like a group i don't know and then they became buddies wait that's when he told the story i didn't get it i literally thought that he was like hitting on dad was hitting on my wife oh i thought maybe it was like before your mom i like honestly was like confused about that whole yeah situation no he said they were in a mommy and me

class got it which like that sounds awesome i i feel like i accidentally called that guy old yeah well i did it i was kind of like jesus i didn't know i met in the guys like i saw him talking to him and i was like oh that's got to be one of our older playmates or something and i was like yeah but i just said that older playmates does sound like women at like the um sex mansion or whatever i should have said like oh i was like oh that's not usually our target demo or something and I was like, that's the oldest guy I've ever seen. You said that? That's the oldest playmate I've seen.

And then he was like, alright, well I'm just going to get back to my wife and just left. That is not what happened. It was like two minutes later. No, what? I left when you were still talking to him. Oh, yeah. That is not, I'm not, are you trying to keep

saying he left because I said that? I'm saying Mr. Jordan and I were having an awesome conversation until Willie walked over and called him an unk. i walked over and i said old old old and screamed too old too old to be here old yeah there were a bunch of there were a bunch of high schoolers that came too yeah that was pretty cool that's a mug it kind of brings all ages together i'll say that that's true everyone does like mug though i will say at these tailgates everyone's like on their way out taking more mug with them i'm like

okay pop off how much like mug do you guys have there well you know we ran out of so much you know i drink a lot of mug zero but we ran out in the office so i was kind of like filling a hole in my body and now i'm back pause i don't want to feeling when i hear about you filling your holes that's disgusting what you and lauren do in the confines what you and your lobo what you and your lobo lobo lauren low bow like b-e-a-u like your partner your hubby and and it's like a wolf in spanish because she's like she's a biter didn't want to she's a biter don't want to know about that she she bites me a lot wait i have a question for you did you did you bite my shoulder when we went out uh when we went out in seattle maybe what is this a witch hunt because i

i was shirtless yesterday and flan was like oh my god is there a hickey on your shoulder and i looked down and there was bite marks and a hickey in the middle of the thing and i was like i genuinely have no idea what that is but the only person i was shirtless around that is not my girlfriend or who would have been close enough to bite me would have been when you and I were shirtless in Washington. This is your alibi time.

I got a cover for him right now? I didn't do anything. Because he's always getting hickies on his shoulders. It was also like a place where like if it was a woman she would never be sucking that part of your body. You got the wrong woman there. You're insane. I keep that. You're literally insane. You're insane.

You're next level. I don't know. That's crazy and I also love that she was like um sorry i didn't know i had to watch you with the mug tailgate getting hickeys at the mug sale game the best the best part about us being trailers with bar so we get to this bar when i got out of the car this guy was like oh my god rusty i'm friends with and then he was like flan's little brother yeah and so we went to high school there i was like oh my god you want to come in for a beer and he was hanging out with us and then he was way less drunk than willie and i but he was like having a blast hanging out with us and the three

of us are sitting at a table and for some reason like willie and i took our shirts off as like a joke like two seconds two seconds as like a joke for a photo and we look over and he also has his shirt off why did he take it off why for fun he's part of the crew that like he saw that you guys he saw that we did it was like oh i didn't know we were doing it just like no questions asked maybe he sucked your shoulder i might have sucked i i don't i left a hickey yeah did you did you do you and lauren do hickey stuff a lot but it got it was a little hazy by the end of that night so i don't i'll show it oh he zipped back up there's no way to like do it yeah you don't want to wear out your shirt yeah how bad is it where did it go it's like up here

is it like purple it's like kind of like does she do does she normally do exams of your whole body every morning it's a bite more than like a bite i could see myself doing i feel like i wouldn't have sucked it long enough you know what flan does if she doesn't have her stuffed animal at my house which she doesn't she brings a sweatshirt into bed and like cuddle to just like hold it oh but it's like so much like i'll roll over and i'm like now i'm like on a sweatshirt yeah i always wake up like on top of that shit in lauren's bed and i'm like the the stuffed animal yeah i got her the one that she uses and so like i can't even be mad about it but like i'll wake up and she's like she like wants me

to like kiss him and it's because he's a boy his name is benji yeah and she'll you wouldn't be caught dead kissing a boy no like i'll do it but it's like what i have to do this whole song and dance like she'll wake up song or dance you have to pick now yeah did you come up with that it's one of my favorite yeah it's one of my favorites well it started with someone said alvin chip monks and i said it's alvin or that you have to pick now it's alvin or you know can i can i give praise to someone i think i want to appreciate this person they don't even listen but chester collins has been hitting me with just perfectly he no one understands what i like like memes reels and memes more than chester collins and here's the thing they're not like

overtly funny like if you if you i think most people who know everything about me would see some of these and be like no yeah but he said he hit me with one the other day and i i had to hit him back like i actually just laughed out loud like thank thank you for this like you can't haha is not enough you have to communicate that you actually instead of him just being like ha ha ha ha he he goes i knew you'd like that shit like he just he's just on it and he's cocky about it and i'm like he hit me with it was got a swagger yeah can you play it can we play yeah i was gonna i actually have this guy rocks today do you want to see the reel that he sent me that i said you were he goes i knew you'd like that shit so it says my dog my dog going over their treat and

toy budget for the month and here's why it was so impressive i don't know i don't have a dog yeah he just knew i was gonna like this so we're taking a look and uh it looks like it's about 3.1 billion one up a little bit or a lot uh so the 2.7 is now 3.1 i'm not aware of that yeah it just came out i haven't heard that from anybody that's right it just came out i'm not excited about 3.1 as well 3.1 3.2 this came from us yes i don't know who does that that's awesome you know what i mean like it's like kind of like a it's like something your mom would send you yeah yeah and like sometimes guys like sam barrett and i are have a habit of this of sending ones like ironically yeah like it's not actually funny but we're like kind of

making fun of them like this like i got like genuine it like reset my brain of like no i can i can laugh at the things that are just simply simply funny i agree i like that a lot i sent a great one too can we take a look at that one this is the guy that rocks oh my god do you ever wake up because i feel like i feel like we're the first generation that is aware of like how horrible other people's lives are like i think in like previous generations it was like we you kind of knew there was like some people out there that didn't have it figured out but it was like they're probably like me like there was a guy that woke up and that's what he was looking at this morning yeah i mean he's got like two bags of cool range

doritos behind him i'm pretty good that room probably smells so the comments just being the that gif and then congratulations congratulations um should we hit our drafts yeah i think so right let's do it i'm feeling really good right now after like a little bit of beer i think a little morning drink never hurt anybody definitely hurt a few guys yeah no no like a morning drink i'm not talking like you're a morning drinker but like we there's this stigma on like if you like if i if someone found out you had a beer before work that would be like insane and i would i would be with them i would say that's crazy it's like it's not the end of the world these are more family guy cutaways that don't exist peter says this is more confusing than napoleon's

first time in therapy and it's the therapist he's like so you've got a complex what kind napoleon he's like yes okay what kind of complex napoleon what kind of complex napoleon and it just goes back peter goes i'm having a worse day than the chernobyl worker who caused the accident and he's uh it's his it cuts to his wife at like their dinner table and she's like how was work honey and the camera pans over to him and he has like four heads and he's like it was pretty good you know it was actually pretty good that's funny uh peter's like they'll try to silence you like the guy who figured out that you can catch birds like fish and it's a guy like putting a little bit of bait on a helium balloon and it goes up and a bird like bites it and he starts reeling it in

and the fbi just pulls up in like a swat van and like puts him in a bag and throws him in the bag that's fantastic um peter goes i haven't felt this smart since i came up with my theory about who killed jfk and it's three guys and the first one says uh the first one says are you ready lee and he goes i'm ready harvey and then he goes how about you oswald and he goes i'm ready and then they all cock their guns and it's like oh and then and then they all turn to the camera and they go we were three different guys i like that uh you gotta be patient like the guy who ordered a hot coffee at death valley it's like a guy walking to like the death valley like tour like gift shop and he's just like new from nespresso blend wellness into your coffee routine with a coffee

plus range infused with functional benefits choose the coffee you love with added b vitamins like coffee plus b12 to help support immune function and coffee plus b6 to keep your day moving or go with the flow and choose ginseng delight our new double espresso with ginseng extract whatever lies ahead don't change your morning let your morning change you discover coffee plus on nespresso.com one second honey i'll be right there you really nailed the um the like drawn out yeah i mean those are like always my favorite

i also kind of made me lightheaded this is peter goes this is more frustrating than getting a phone call right as you're about to eat and it's peter making like the perfect sandwich and then he walks to the couch and he puts it down and he opens hulu and he's like scrolling through and he finds the right show and then like right as he uh right as he clicks play his phone rings and it's lois and he looks down at his sandwich and he picks up and he goes hi and then she goes like your your mom died i also had one where he's punching up it was it could be uh i didn't fully flush this one out but it could be like uh he's cooler than the guy who got into a funny position when pompeii erupted and it's all the lava coming down and then the

guy's like oh and he gets down doing like walk like an egyptian yeah to throw off archaeologists for generations like holy shit these are more party themes that don't exist dress like who you're interested in so the guest list comes out and if you have a crush on someone you dress like them and then they will see that at the party and try and figure out if you're dressed like them or someone else i like that i would dress i would wear a white tank top and a blue zip up and jeans i would wear a blue windbreaker and jeans and probably a6 nice so flan wears yeah nice the great british sake off it's one of those whatever you call it where it looks like it should rhyme but it doesn't uh it's a baking competition between everyone at the party but

for every ingredient you use you have to take a shot of sake oh that's so if you want to make something good you're gonna have to go through a lot of shots that's fantastic uh the greatest concert yep everyone dresses like their favorite musical artist and then one by one you go up and karaoke style sing a song from that artist love that uh drink around the world this is inspired by maybe some recent experiences of ours uh you set up a bunch of different stations around the house they're country themed they have a drink theme to that country and maybe a little trivia or something about the country that you have to kind of learn or answer to get each drink and you go all around the world with your buddies wait that is that would be like that

would be an awesome like college themed 100 yeah uh the michelob ultra marathon 50 beers teams of three first to finish is the champion i like that a lot that's sometimes sometimes it's like let's just let's just keep it simple agreed agreed uh margarita baseball speaks for itself i was thinking we could do who's high yeah and uh on the way in everyone grabs a gummy but 20 of them aren't weed gummies so you have to try and figure out who's not high at the party that would be a lot of fun the willmont stakes all your friends name will race around a track while everyone else drinks you did that right yeah i did that you know that jim you sorry but his buddy will like raced around the block in college but it was like a mile it was

like we totally missed but we were all supposed to me and my all my buddies were supposed to go to the belmont stakes one year uh the horse race and then it was like coveted and got messed up so we just did the wilmont stakes at our house okay so we got everyone came over we'd like part like we had like a big darty and then at the peak of it we all we mapped this route and it turned out to be like way further than we realized so we like i was puking at the end and stuff and like but it was it was one of the best days of college nice sorry i think i'm gonna buzz from this i i have a little buzz going yeah i haven't eaten anything i got stony bologna last night here's what i figured out i just need to i just need to take the edible and then eat dinner after

yeah that's the move you gotta wait i like completely curbed my like obviously i had a little bit of ice cream after but it was like usually i'll eat dinner take the edible and then i'm like oh my god it's open season on the snacks but i ate a full dinner and then was just like oh i'm just full now that's what you gotta do you gotta wait to eat until you yeah why is he told me that i guess maybe i should do that because you just think it was like common knowledge i've been on that wave for a while okay that makes like way i've been yeah like scott like he cooks and he'll always like take like as he's like getting towards the later stage of his cooking he takes the apple i was like i couldn't believe it yeah i've never seen anyone more excited to

high than rusty yesterday i think you mentioned dude i was so stoked yeah like four times i wanted the cookies the guy that helped me could not have been cooler because he could he was like sometimes i think a lot of those guys are like two they're up on their high horse about like no weed knowledge oh no pun intended and uh and he was just like super excited to tell me about everything that's awesome i got a i got three things i got my hiatus which is like a resin gummy that i really like because z went into my i have a drawer in my bathroom that's like has all sorts of stuff and when i was gone he went in and tried one of the green ones yeah and he told me i was like oh wait until he tried the blue ones and so i bought him those and then i got my wilds and then i got

a dab cart called blue ninja or blue alien i was like that's that probably sounds like a good time yeah um should we do rusty song of the day that's it i have been vibing out to this oh i have a question about the drafts do you guys use anything for inspiration or are you just like sitting there on your notes app like blank sitting there my notes app sometimes i'll like look up like country words if we're doing like country songs that don't exist or country words yeah just like it'll be like a list it's like hay bale barn okay yeah tractor i i do the same thing uh a lot of times i'll use a random word generator oh for the slang words i do like yeah to like spark a train of thought yeah so like it'll say like jail or whatever and then you kind of like

explore that for a second and if you don't get anything just keep moving on until oh something comes up i use that too actually um and then obviously all my sayings are chat gpt yeah um all right i'm gonna do okay i'm joking i was gonna ask my next question was gonna be no chat gpt involved no i've i they would be able to they would be able to tell you know i've used chat gpt for like list of country words that's what i do i use chat gpt on every single one to list things or the random word generator so like for family guy i think i was like list like popular figures from history to try and be like

this is like when Napoleon did I'm going to do When I'm Small by Phantogram ooh little PG it's bussin it's bussin alright we love you guys have a great rest of your Wednesday

have a great weekend and we will see you bright and wait what was this 58? 59 59 James Karloftis no way 56 I'm going to fucking well it's

Lauren's dad's episode yeah oh Lauren's dad Mr. Hoagland alright players we love you have a great weekend we'll see you bright and early

on Monday I love you later keep Julian