Will & Rusty's Playdate - how to 10x your life

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

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new skin i did get a new skin what gotta your impression of andrew is off the charts that is awesome you've been hiding that from us you've had that in your back pocket this whole that was I feel like he's here. Emily, how are you? I'm so good. How are you? I'm so happy to be here. I'm happy you're here, too.

I like mixing it up every once in a while. It brings a new energy into the room every once in a while. I bet you probably feel the same way, too. Oh, yeah. It's really nice to have two lovely men who know what to talk about. Yes. I wouldn't give us too much credit. Don't.

And aren't that mean? You're going to jinx us. Aren't that mean to me? I think we are pretty nice to you, all things considered. and i think you're very nice to us considered what is that i meant like given the context of your normal duo i feel like we could we're we'd have to go that oh i feel like we'd have to go out of our way to like when you say all things considered that sounds like it sounded like we were like for how brutal you are yeah i think i like i think he meant that it would be really

hard to be on that level we'd have to really put in a lot of work like i don't think we're capable of matching that well i'm happy about that unless it's like a competition that i will get you will yeah if there's like something on the line we could definitely turn up the heat yeah uh do you guys want to hear do you guys want to hear about my weekend i would love nothing more so you know i'm like all in on golf like i'm just all i've been doing is golfing and that's where all my money's going munry munry for your business footy my friend footy who i've been golfing with a lot lately went down to the scotty cameron gallery which is a putter he's like the best putter maker in the in my opinion and most people's opinion and he has a gallery in

san diego where you can go and get like custom shit and like stuff you can only get there and then you're kind of in his circle where like a year from then you can start buying like tour putters and shit it's cool whatever i had the plan to go there on saturday regardless of what happened on friday night but after the bars there were some people at my house and i had gone to bed early while they were still kind of out playing fishbowl and i came out to get a glass of water and apparently my penis and balls were just completely out of my boxers you know how like i've been saying like my flies have been drying i came in like the way where they're like open i had come out just like half asleep i had been asleep for like an hour and my penis and balls

were completely out of my boxers and and balls penis and balls is the way plan described it to me it was still up i can't i don't really i don't really remember this i don't know were you black out no i was just like half asleep okay i was pretty drunk too but i just came out slip shaft slip slip sack yeah just fucking crop dusted people thank god everyone crop dusted you farted no i'd visually cross i don't know yeah the good news is no one really remembers it they like know that there was some sort of thing everyone was hammered okay so i kind of got off scot-free uh but we were laughing about the idea of like because i woke up at 9am and just drove to san diego so it was like the thought of like everyone waking up after i had flashed them my penis and

balls and being like if you need me for the rest of the day i will be in san diego i'm getting I'm getting out of town. I'm getting out of Dodge for a little bit until this cools down. That's hysterical. Who are the people? My roommate, his girlfriend, my other roommate, and then their two friends, and Flan, and then our friend Jillian. So there were several women.

There were multiple eyes on my ding dong and gonads. Yeah. It's kind of a guy's dream. I mean, here's the deal. I got nothing to be ashamed of. i've become very body positive and really nope but what just like snotted a little bit god i'm going fucking sicko mode right now you're going nuts man it's your birthday um and so yeah everyone saw my woo is what'd you say jack it's your birthday no i don't know why he said that

you got birth date you got fucking it's kind of hot in here i know i like it it's so cold out there oh really do you want it to be colder a little bit i could turn the air on can you put a little bit it just feels stuffy yeah maybe a little bit of air it does it does okay um but yeah just the idea the idea of walking out showing everyone pubes pubes maybe even a little bit of gooch there's no way you were showing gooch if you're flashing gooch that would can you imagine you walk by your flies open they're like all right like mistakes happen and then i'm wearing like assless underwear your flies open but they're also on backwards you bend over and just show hole dude oh oh my god jesus fuck oh my god um but i yeah i'm yeah you got the hell out of dodge

did you get a new putter i got a new putter nice i got a scotty cameron catalina moto with the black paddle grip and a custom paint fill how much does that cost do you want me to be honest yeah do you could i guess yeah all right do you want me to include the shirt and pullover i also got sure but i kind of want to know the standalone price of the club guess i'm gonna guess high because i think it's like three hundred dollars is that low brother that if the stock version i'm not proud of this for the record i don't want this to come off braggy but thousands it's over a thousand it was like 12 50 the putter yeah is it it's got aim point that's like a that's like a laser on it oh my god uh so yeah it's

you better be making your putt dude i was the pressure's on i was rolling it on saturday morning we went out good yeah and z and i i gave z a stroke a hole and where it's a par three course it's like you gotta be like dialed in because there's only like so much damage yeah you could do uh i was i was i'm if i had a putt from the parking lot it would have gone in i was on fire with the new putter yeah worth it yeah and uh and here's the fun yeah the fun part is that i'm just laughing at me i'm gonna go high and say 300 the one i was playing before that is a stock scotty cameron and those are yeah they're around like 300 more um but they yeah like a year from now i can start buying circle t putters which are tour only oh and the you have to like prove to

them you're not reselling them so like the putter i just bought i could resell for like double but then i am on their shit list because when i go back a year from now i have to like bring this one to prove i'm not like some little schemer got it uh wait so i could just go get one and resell it immediately yeah but you just do yeah but you could like they'd probably never let you do it again so it's fine yeah yeah you could do it like once make like a thousand bucks probably i will say two and a half hours densonitas yeah and then deal and i would recommend going after a night where you have not flashed anyone because my i the whole time i was just like fuck you to myself like i hate you i hate you so much you're thinking about it the entire time

literally out loud i was talking to myself because you don't even get it together like the only way to get through the anxiety of drinking is to see everyone you were with and have them have them be like not dude it was a non-issue yeah um i also think i overshot it friday night by like one beer at the golf place yeah so i was worried that the employees were gonna i was gonna walk in and they were also gonna be like get the fuck out of here man did they no no everyone everyone does it was on no one's radars um how was your weekend i had a viral one actually yeah which is pretty nice um yeah no i i uh we got this new project we stole a sliding door from the off from like the session room over in that part of the office

and mounted it on the outdoor wall as like a screen for our projector whoa and made it's like a hundred inch tv basically on my patio yeah i have a question why is that better than just projecting it directly onto the wall because the wall's like painted and textured and this is just did you drape like a no it's just a white sheet of wood basically and then we drilled dylan did most of it i'll give him most of it drilled like two hooks into the wall and like then you just rest it on top so it's like a it's not always there but we can just put it up on the patio and then does it cover like your window it's yeah it's above that but it's like probably even bigger it's like a yeah it's a hundred inch do you have a picture yeah i do have a picture will you slack

it yeah i'll slack it to mr beer also did we already talk about that your neighbors went to college with flan and high school with lauren whoa isn't that weird i don't know if they're like girlfriend maxing i know it's like all they do like friendly with all that's like they're fucking i don't know if they were like were they in the same grade uh i know flan knows them which is interesting i think they might be is flam the same age as you uh grade wise yes okay this these girls i think are a grade younger that implies like she's either super smart or super dumb like i'm like yeah like or it's just like where they put you like i'm young for my grade i'm the youngest i think you can be i'm almost the youngest you can be and i think flan's

almost the oldest you can be she's a almost a full year older than me milf right that's my setup was that karaoke up there jeopardy that was jeopardy and we got indian food wait that's a big piece of wood yeah thank you or wait what it looks like if you were to just purchase a project the chick you're hooking up with this looks like a tv honestly it does that's sick it's just a big sliding door there's a big piece of wood stuck against your wall there's a what she they can take it down we mounted hooks on the bottom so she's resting on the hooks and then leaning at like a slight angle against that's so smart i will say there's a lot of bounce back light like you guys are all blue yeah it was awesome and then we watched uh

the town imagine watching the town on that would imagine it's fairly it's like a guy's dream yeah oh my god yeah a reverse engineered tv we're watching the town on a 100 inch screen beautiful night it's 100 inches 92 and you know how i figured it out god damn i used the pythagorean theorem it was the first time i ever used math it was awesome well don't wouldn't it be easier to just measure corner to corner but they can't like unless we got like a ladder the tape measure would like bend like you couldn't get it to go all the way out you know to oh you were trying to measure it by the time it was already up there yeah oh yeah you're right we definitely could have done it on the ground totally there's no way you used you probably just used chat gbt

no i didn't i did in my head or i did with my calculator which is not in my head but yeah what no you just measure one side wait is that a squared plus b squared yeah measure one side square measure the other side square it add them together and square root good for you i was proud of myself is that the same as finding the hypotenuse technically like two triangles couldn't yes you're kind of just finding the hypotenuse of like of half the tv or is that like a weird way to think about that yeah you could yeah no that's i think that's exactly it yeah that is it that is what it is nice okay your reaction initially made me feel like i was about to get dunked on no i just got confused i just forgot the word hypotenuse like it's the weirdest

fucking word i the amount of things that you know i learned in high school that were just ended up probably being a waste of time i know this is not a nuanced take on the high school experience but i know but i first podcaster ever to be like dude i'm gonna let's be real like half the stuff we learned in high school we how come they teach us to do our taxes why didn't they teach us personal fun oh what was the jake didn't jake paul have like a thing where he was like he's a president you didn't teach me how to like you never taught me how to buy a roly pull up like jake paul jake paul uh teacher sketch jake paul walks out with cock and balls out drives to san diego yeah wait can we watch just a little bit of this is a song yeah it's this is

Jake Paul's thoughts on... How many videos or views does this have? Not a little, Tay. Wait, can you look how many views it has, Emily? Can tell me the quadratic formula. That's nice. Quadratic formula. Okay, okay, watch.

Oh, that's different. Mr. Paul. What's the answer, Jake Paul? Why don't you tell us some shit that we're actually going to use in our real lives? Yeah, why don't you teach us something useful? who are you i'm a harvard dropout why don't i pause it pause it who are you that is that is for for a second i was like you know what i'm kind of on the student side like this teacher

is being like kind of a dick if lil tay stood up it seems to be all kind of people our age and then like a nine-year-old says that's a that's the first time where that's kind of a valid response who are you well she's a college or a harvard dropout she said so that okay all right let's see what let's see if jake paul has anything yeah one thousand percent look i think you're in the wrong class sweetheart why don't you just run along hey wait wait wait wait back off stop yeah don't yeah don't hey hey is that the best you got Yo, JP, look, I'm a millionaire, but I ain't used nothing in my life that the teachers taught me.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My teachers never taught me that. I can't do it. I can't do it. How to deal with this or that. How to make my paper stack. How to get a DM back.

How to buy your Lambo cash. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm kind of talking about. Also, what message is he trying to send with this? I think he's anti-education. or i think he's he's pro education reform he needs he thinks this is kind of a commentary we need education reform well think about it if everyone got educated then he wouldn't have any

viewers so it's sort of good it's just a business thing it's a bit by he wants personal discouraging education he will maintain his view that is a very good point i will say i do wish i do wish i learned how to make my paper stack or buy a rolly cat or buy a lambo cash i still i'm 24 years old i have no idea i know i don't i don't have any fucking i don't even think i'm very close i don't think i could even buy one on credit let alone cash you know my credit limit per month is forty four hundred dollars i could not get very i could not i don't understand how that's possible dude it's because i know for a fact you make more money than me and mine is thirty five thousand dollars i know it's i just i don't think they trust me and i think to their to their credit i've given

them no reason to i i i am actually that it's it is this weird like paradox where i don't think i will ever be able to get a credit increase because my credit limit is so low and i am so spendy that i hit it every month which makes and then pay it down but it doesn't matter but that would make it go up wouldn't it i think you're only supposed to use like 30 of your things so what i'm gonna do is just is just never i'm just gonna put like just subscriptions on my amex and just have to use my debit card until i have a better credit score why don't you just oh you can't just like call the credit card company and be like this and be like trust me how much what's your credit limit i don't know oh i don't even i didn't even like do you have like an app do you have amex or

Yeah, I could check. Yeah, check. Check. I mean, also, here's the thing. $4,400 is a pretty good level for me because I can't really do that much damage. Obviously, I shouldn't be spending that every month, but I can't, like, it's not like I can go out and do something stupid. Yeah, I mean, I guess in theory I could go out and buy a Lambo cash.

You could buy a Lambo. I don't think I could get a Lambo for $35,000. You could definitely put the down payment. you could find some like skis ball who's gonna charge you like six thousand dollars a month of interest i'm probably not gonna buy a lambo cash yeah i mean here's the deal i you know i'd like to buy a lambo cash one day yeah but you know kind of a can't do i can't make my paper stack and buy a lambo it's like a hat on a hat it's a hat on a hat like i need to do one before the other what do you think if you could buy a lambo right now would you

Or wait, that's what we were just doing I don't, here's my thing No, I don't think I would I don't think I would want to drive around I think I would be really scared I'd scratch something I think I'd be really scared I'd Oh, you'd be scared you'd scratch something else Because it's so sharp

Yeah, it's so sharp I'm not worried about the car That's a sharp car It's a damn sharp car Yeah, if you hit a guy with your Lambo You like cut him in half Cut him in half It's happened to a bunch of guys

I've been halved Dewey You watch the Oscars? Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad uh i watched i watched a little bit of the oscars i didn't i was at my mom's house and after we eat we always watch love on the spectrum and i was like family tradition it's a new one because it's there's it's i have figured out that it kind of checks everyone's boxes and it's an easy watch i know what box it checks for you all right brother all right the busty box your mom

checks love for the for your mom checks the spectrum for you oh my god but like what's your credit limit it is twelve thousand seven hundred dollars all right i think mine's ridiculous i hear i've been thinking about this because i remember when you got your mx like right at the same time as me and you were like my i think my credit limit back then was like two thousand which was totally good for then and you were like mine's mine's like fifteen thousand dollars i was like how is that possible we have the same job i know i was like pretty good i had a good credit score like a 700 credit score i was just got out of college like eight i know you're a million i know man my sister's is like perfect it's clearly not a it's not a how much money you

make thing obviously because my sister i'm making my paper stack a hundred times more than her and she's like an 850 broke ass i think it's like when you pay off your credit card and how but i've had one late payment and that was an accident i wish i could just tell him like that was an accident what are you doing rick just came in like his dick and balls cock and balls were out man that's crazy our one of our co-workers just walked in with the most amount of blankets i've ever seen what's the second most amount of blankets you've ever seen my mom has this bureau thing it's like a coffee table that opens up and it has like all our goaded blankets that like you use when you're sick like like we have like normal ones that are kind of like

for decor and then they're like if it's called a throw we have a bunch of yeah we have a bunch of throw blankets what does that mean have you ever seen a throw pillow it's like that in kind of blanket form where it's it's definitely it's aesthetic got it got it like on the smaller side too it's not like necessarily supposed to like i've been throw pillow i've been throw pillow maxing i i need to i i'm gonna have to start doing like a one in one out rule because if i buy one more throw pillow for my bed it's gonna be dude and demonius scott threw one of my pillows out my roommate just a throw pillow he threw it out wait was it that no i i had dirty i had my cousins here like a few weeks ago and i had given one of them a pillow to use in the living room yeah and

then dylan had when he was moving in he was getting rid of all the stuff he was moving out or there was a bunch of stuff in the room that he was getting rid of that was like pillows and sheets and stuff okay so scott took all those out and he lumped mine in because it was still in the living room so one of my pillows for my bed just got thrown in the trash damn was it a nice pillow it was a million it was a million it was there when i moved in i don't really care most of my net worth was tied up in this pillow not the case i think you're both there are both i see valid points on both sides i'm kind of with willie that like did you know the person who lived there what do you know it's a previous tenant

ew well that the previous tenant wasn't like fucking it they were just like you you how do you know that's a good point they could have been like how do you know was there a tiny little hole in the end that was like always kind of sopping wet there was a huge hole that was sopping wet here's a question sorry that's not a question it was fully furnished okay oh okay so where do you draw the line was it so you're like leasing your for your furniture like when you move out you can't take any of this you're gonna have to start from scratch yeah so you might have a better credit score than than me but i am i could i could start a house right now wait but i don't i would rather have what i am because like you get a house then it's

like you don't know if your stuff's gonna fit in this can i be honest with you every every day i wish i could start from scratch on everything i want it i want i want new clothes like i wish i just if someone was like you can liquidate everything you have and start over i would do it in a heartbeat and get the money for it i'm guessing get the money and get to start over with i just have like i'd same i had buns taste for a while and now i and now i not that i'm like the epitome of taste i'm very far from that but i would be gordon ramsay thank you be chef boyardee wait who's the who's the guy wolfgang cock he was at the oscars he was this close to having a he could have been a hockey guy imagine like like like skating up to the skating up to center

for the opening face-off, and you're going against Wolfgang Puck. Yeah, and then he's put here to do this. Ready to drop the puck, and the guy's like, yeah, boom, and he punches him right in the head or something. Yeah, let's drop the puck. Yeah. Wise guy. Hey, wise guy.

That's how they talk in Germany. In Germany? Isn't he German? Wolfgang Puck. We met Wolfgang Puck. Yeah, and he looked. In Vegas. Because I was watching the Oscar red carpet, and he was there,

and I was like, why do I know that guy? I feel like I know that guy that I realize. Oh, he's Austrian. why is he why is that his name oh is that his real name yeah wolfgang is like a is is a legit name that was and it sounds crazy yeah like there are guys i knew a guy uh whose middle name was wolfgang i know a guy whose middle name is what is your middle name mark are you are you james fuck are you joining the wolfgang my initiation to my wolfgang is today it's like what are you your co-worker is crazy dude you want to get beers after work he's like i have my wolf gang

i'm meeting with my wolf gang tonight we're appointing a new leader of the pack okay there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where reese becomes the leader of a dog pack and it's very funny that sounds fun uh here's a question yeah what is emily's middle name uh oh you're gonna find out my middle name rose i was gonna say rose but i didn't good thing you sounds like wait we're gonna freak why is it like lauren it's a man's name is it lauren oh yeah oh she was like it's flannery i'm gonna freak out you're are you freaking i'm freaking you know she comes home in three days are you counting down the seconds i can't wait you're gonna move in with you for a little three weeks three weeks wow how are the roomies gonna feel about that one

she's paying oh that's so nice yeah i'm making their original like deal that was like she would like cook every night or something no i mean no they didn't they didn't demand that i just lauren and i both talked about that we would feel better if if she paid she chipped in a little just to make it like so it doesn't feel like she's like intruding yeah three i would say like maybe two weeks would be like okay that's fine but three weeks feels like an imposition in their lives because all the shared spaces is she paying three quarters of no no she's paying a a relatively minimal she's getting a good deal yeah but just something credit check on her what if she's got like my credit she's yeah you would never trust if you were a landlord you i'm just put it out

there you wouldn't it is a miracle that anyone is loaning me any money really your credit score is my credit score is bonds dude i don't know what is it it's like in the 500s really it's like 590 it went back up to 700 and then like something's going i think you know i had that like credit thing i didn't know i closed a credit account emily maybe that's why it's kind of a boring story i closed a credit account and they actually said i had overpaid by 1200 one month and so they sent me two checks they accidentally sent two checks refunding me the 1200 and uh we cashed them and then like for six months they realized they their mistake and were charging me interest on this thing and so my credit score was like going down we were like what is happening it was

like in free fall and then so we called them they were like yeah that's our fault we'll make it right and they didn't and then yeah i need to i'm i think my my my theory that uh i should just have a set amount of things like use 30 of it and just only use my debit card until my credit score goes back up is probably the move do you you can use mine yeah that'd be great do you have automatic payments scheduled yes the full amount i've never i'm the only time i missed one payment was i thought it was on it was not and i missed it for like 40 because you immediately get a notification like you're you know late on this thing whatever and i immediately paid it i will say closing an account does cause your credit score to go down yes yeah that's why one time

i accidentally opened a belk credit card and uh how do you accidentally open it before i even had a credit card i i like you know how they fucking sell you on those things yeah i got one a forever 21 credit card they were like oh you're you get 20 join our like membership program elk belk is like uh it's like a department store i once opened a jelk credit and that was it's a department store in the south but anyway they i i got like sold i thought i was like a naive like 18 year old and thought it was opening like a membership account to get 30 off on one t-shirt i was buying and well i mean how much did you say i don't know but i realized it was a credit card and i was like oh fuck and i moved out like right after so it got mailed to like my old

apartment so i never even got my hands on the card which i was always like this could be an issue but i don't really know how to but then if you close out a credit card like if you open up a credit card and then immediately close it out yeah that'll hurt my credit so i just have maybe that's why you have such they you they gave you such a high credit limit is they were like he's had one for 20 years he's never spent a single cent on it yes we're not gonna have to worry when i look at my like credit score it's like shows that card and like got it but yeah i don't understand why closing an account like if you're opening a new one you should be like nothing should happen because different cards are different perks of course you're gonna want another one why do you

need two at this yeah i'm on your side my car lease is like more expensive than you know what you guys would pay for it because i have bad which totally makes sense like i i'm not questioning the system as a whole i understand like how these things wait but wouldn't that do you paid off quicker then dude i've paid like i paid like majority of it in advance oh i'm just like i think i'm just like not good at i think they just don't trust me i thought you bought your car what no that one fucking exploded and so i started your car exploded the engine exploded you didn't hear about this no yeah i was driving my car and then the i had bought it cash and the engine fucking exploded and so i brought it to this guy and he had it for two weeks all i know

is i had a thirty five thousand dollar car and then the and then when i when i brought it to this guy he called me and he's like this is not good uh your car is worth fifteen hundred dollars now i was like what really and he was like yeah i'll give you fifteen hundred dollars for it i was like i'm gonna ask other people because that this feels like that would be great a great business model just tell people their cars are now worth whatever and so i ended up getting like thirty five hundred dollars for it but like the engine was completely shut i have no idea what happen so i was so skittish about buying another car cash well you lost money yeah i lost thirty thousand dollars overnight i mean it's worth it was worth literally like no money and so i bought

a thirty five thousand dollar car it i sold it for three thousand dollars it might be one of the worst business deals anyone's ever made in their life how long do you have okay i had it for i had it for not enough i mean i bought it a couple months into living here and i've had this car i started leasing this car in july because here's the thing i am willing to pay monthly maybe a little bit more or a lot more uh and not be on the hook for like when this shit like if the fucking engine explodes again like i was just like i can't the odds that this happens is low but uh i i don't yeah i don't want to be on that i'm like spooked about owning a car cars also just like lose value over time no matter what so buying one's always i did buy

mine yeah but then you like so when my lease is up i have nothing to show for it i've just paid like you know yeah that's all whatever like there's no winning there is no i mean if there there are people that will tell you buying a car makes a lot more sense there are people that tell you leasing a car makes more sense and it's kind of just like dealer's choice i've always said getting someone's lease and not having your name on it and just kind of not knowing what will happen if you get pulled over is the move yes yeah so that's what scott and i are doing the move the move is to start leasing someone else's car with your roommate yes kind of wills and but your name's not on the lease your name's not on the lease you kind of just never met them you just venmo them

scott does it i think he does venmo them maybe so yeah so this is another kind of good piece of advice for people out there um if you are gonna maybe get go into leasing a car with your roommate let him handle all of it and just trust that he's taking care of it no but he's smarter than you make sure he's smarter than you and he would never betray you and take all your money and not pay for the lease or anything true well how would he take all my money aren't you paying him oh you think he's yeah you could pay him will is in a very specific situation where you have to be he has to be the most trustworthy guy yeah he's like my life partner yeah you you're there are friendships and then there's whatever you guys have going on and that is there's not there's a

lot in between there beautiful i feel like i have that with my friend raquel yes you knew like yeah and she knows every single like she could probably screw you out of money like no no i'm just busting your butt i'm saying like for most people yes i it's most financial advisors would say what you're doing is reckless it's a part it's a partnership it's a domestic partner yes and i think if we after a few more years we might get that in writing there is there there is probably some judge out there that would rule scott you and scott are entitled to each other's money like if you like you know even if you don't get married if you live with someone long enough as like a life partner they like the rules of marriage are still i think it's like seven years

though so i think we're still a ways also here's the thing like what if like i think that's kind of bullshit like you should be able to both parties should be able to avoid any like no i think they're financial responsibility to each other i think they're no no i think there's something you have to do i think there's like paperwork you still have to file oh i thought it was just if you like are dating and live with someone and you and you like kind of your finances become intertwined it's not three weeks wouldn't be enough right i don't need to worry about this see it with lauren lauren moves in and like somehow is like kills me in three weeks and takes all my money all your stocks you'll be very disappointed yeah and do you have a lot of money

no i saw a reddit thread people guessing how much money we make and that was making me laugh no one's ever accurate no yeah no i'm getting better at saving but i was really bad about it for almost my entire life until this year so i don't i think you would people would assume i'm really bad at saving because of just kind of my general then but i think i'm i think i'm doing a really good job do you invest a decent amount of money in the stock market yeah and do you add money in it every month i have two recurring payments every month and then when i get big brand checks that all goes in there unless i want to buy a putter that's what my dad makes me do you need a recurrent for a guy like me who will not do it unless like forced to

to automated recurring payments right the day our paychecks land like i never even see the money that's why yeah that's why i don't understand how people don't automatically pay their taxes like take it out of their paycheck and then just do their taxes later you like just pretend the money he's never there well i yeah i think that's like a 1099 versus like w i don't know you know i've been playing the powerball more consistently and you remember oh okay you want you for the record we have like in writing or in audio recording somewhere that if i ever win you get like 10 million dollars so you should want me all right you're right i do want that this should be there's a guy out there who's just thrown his hat in the ring every day for you and you don't have to do

fucking you're right all right i take it back i take it back what do you mean why what if there was ever gonna be someone that it would happen to and didn't deserve it i've never done anything to deserve anything yeah and uh i've gotten this far how much money is it to play i think it's like a dollar and here's the thing like i'm already we we never have any fucking water at this office so i go across the street and i get a gallon of water is to basically i'm making my water one dollar more expensive and i'm giving myself an opportunity to have life-changing amounts of money and that's what we call girl math do you know what they call the powerball they call it a tax on the dumb so i'm doing my part where i'm you're paying your dues i'm paying my dues because they're

like a dumb guy's like oh fuck i have to go by the power yeah it's my tax i'm paying my fair share uh emily how was your weekend i feel like we haven't been giving you an opportunity to talk wait you don't have to though it's your podcast oh i didn't even tell you about my okay perfect uh i didn't tell you about my saturday uh saturday oh my god i went to shoops had a couple beers they had a five dollar beer deal it's that place on main street where like the tables are outside good food too the food's unreal and they have a candy store deli place it's a bar they sell beer and wine yeah and i mean they close at 4 p.m but but so i went and just had sat and ate and drank and then i don't know this will be pull this place up

wait is it a deli or is it a bar it's like a european cafe almost it's like well it's like i'm still getting you know working back into american life right and so yeah this felt like this is like what you should have done between nashville and now or nashville and paris yes exactly but this website is terrible it's awesome and they have so the food is great yeah so it's great i had a frankfurter with kraut and yeah a couple polliner beers very german awesome and then i went to the east side really now you can i'm going to the east side you gotta be careful man and then i tried to be careful they're gonna turn you into one of them you're run of the bar tenants tenants of the trees yeah uh i've heard some i've heard i've read some

things online what have you read well we were uh you know how we were doing we were thinking about we are doing that video where we're gonna go to like one star bars yeah that's like one of the worst rated bar even though everyone loves it it's because they're dicks at the door apparently they're like like i took it off our list because they're like apparently like transphobic and stuff so like i was trying to find like shitty bars i was trying to find shitty bars that like like something that would be on bar rescue or whatever not like yeah they're because because even though we're saying it's a one-star bar we're still giving them like promotion sure and so i was like like there are people on yelp being like they like assaulted my trans friend and we're like

calling people like so i was like i don't want to give them any fucking publicity anyway we tried to get in and they wouldn't they like didn't let us in they thought you were trans they thought i was true they were like there was no one in there no but it was just fun i think they i mean we we had been at you know kind of out and about drinking all day so it's like definitely came in like a little hot but like seemed reasonable but instead of being like oh no we're not gonna let you in because you seem drunk or something they were just like nope we're not letting anyone in right now you can step to the side we're like oh okay so then we step to the side and then we watch like 50 people walk in just go right in so we're like wait maybe maybe they just weren't

like maga hats yeah we're like wait maybe they weren't letting people in for like that minute so then we went and got back in line and they're like no we obviously meant you guys can't come in but they wouldn't it was weird and all our friends apparently had to pay like 50 each to get in so apparently they like they weren't gonna let our friends and our friends offered money so anyway i was men i was with two girls so i thought i was insulated oh but i heard that's the place to go on the east side i know well i was interested now i'm out whatever i mean i was like i just felt like even if they just handled it poorly yeah i mean you know the type of crew my sister runs with and she said they yeah i think maybe it's like an east first wet

it's like a sharks and jets thing like that's what it felt like it was like she's like she's all of her friends are are gay or trans and yeah they go all the time yeah i think maybe it's an east like if you're 2.5 stars that is actually insane that's insane to like have that kind of i mean these people wait what does it say what's the bio do you sell from tenant i don't know i'm willing to accept that i was like definitely a little drunk when i got there but i 1.9 did not feel like it was uh oh i've been to this place i never i had a killer time maybe they thought i was like maga or something you know when you wait have i been there have you seen these videos of me on the on the that people are making about me on the internet

recently on tiktok like mainly wait i think i've been there too yeah um what like people like people have been making this one girl made like some like uh just like nice kind of complimentary video talking about me or whatever and you know how now on tiktok there's a like suggest it'll kind of be like what everyone's searching after they watch this yeah rusty featherstone maga and i'm sitting i'm sitting next to flan my girlfriend and she's watching this video it came up on her for you page and then she clicks the rusty featherstone maga thing and i'm like it's gonna keep suggesting it to people if you click like obvious you what happens if you click nothing there's nothing on me about being maga but no don't stop googling it it's gonna make

it's gonna make it come up more but i was like you we've been dating for a year and a half you you don't think you you know what you know there's not gonna be any i'm on to you yeah she clicked on it and i was like i would i would be clicking on it too i want to see i would click on it myself but now i open you know when you click the search thing on tiktok and it's like what people that are watching similar shit are searching there's the two red things it's like the hot thing yeah rusty featherstone maga not fucking now you're saying it everyone's gonna i'm not maga you're spamming it now this is an all in the seo now for this episode so this episode is gonna go viral because of everyone's search i'm so bummed i'd rather have it be like rusty

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all right yours is way better than mine that was there no we just saw a random guy cool uh you remember i was talking about that putter i bought already paying dividends because i was at the simulator and i saw another guy who had a scotty custom shop head cover and so i went over and was like, Sean and mine, we're playing golf tonight. Where? The simulator. But he belongs to... And the first thing he said was like, if you ever want to play, I can start bringing guests

in December. He's probably a junior member. In December? Yeah. Well, he's a junior member, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think at that point you just say next year or something. In December, maybe I was like, oh, no way. You want to get together in December? Alright, Emily... Oh, sorry. I remember when Emily was going to tell about her weekend and I like, rudely hijacked it.

Emily, how was your weekend? i thought it was funny but i what i care you go oh i'm so used to like well only i'm interrupting me every five seconds it does not faze me cool tell us about your weekend we'll give you an uninterrupted time to talk about your time feels so refreshing isn't it nice no i love them so much but it's nice it's having a little switch change of pace if you will yeah um my weekend was good i have a friend who's in town she's here for work so it's kind of good because she's staying in a hotel and then you know so i get my space yeah but i'm showing her all the things so i took her all the world just all the things she wants to do um i took her to malibu we went to the beach

in malibu is that is that as awesome as it seems no no no i would have ideally liked to take her to laguna but laguna is the best yeah but it's far away exactly and i was hungover so i did not yeah also malibu like the having like the mountains right there on the water is kind of unique also the drive like the drive there the pch is so la can you just like go out onto the beach or but it's not like like when i went to malibu the gate the beach was like had like a gate code because it was like a neighborhood like are there just like a big i think there might be some private because isn't it like they're technically there's not supposed to be any private beaches in california yes but they can restrict like access points uh so but is there can you pull up like

the beach you went to i'm curious because i like don't really go to the beach here because i don't the venice beach is like not really my jam i don't i don't know because what about will rogers you ever go there no that's malibu pull up will rogers is it like chill yeah it's like all it's like at the very end of the yeah got it okay i think i'd like to become more of a beach guy I just feel like I'm not taking advantage of living so close to the beach. You should talk to Will Angus. Actually, maybe that's not even Malibu, technically, I guess. But Angus just goes right outside Willie's house.

Oh, does he? My house is heat. I'll say a good beach if you want to stay in the area is the... Playa. Yeah, Playa del Rey Beach. You guys got to text me this. Oh, that's where I did pottery. Pottery.

Pottery! like right here yeah did i tell you when we were doing pottery on valentine's day we were looking out at the marina and we're like this is such a gorgeous day and then we're reading the boat names and the boat right in front of us was just the full send it's like is that like that's kind of awesome it's like a nilk boat like do they keep their do you think they keep their boat at my pottery place i don't know the odds of that maybe they could be pot i don't know they're kind of potheads aren't they yeah wait so malibu is you would have preferred to you like laguna better yeah malibu is just you know it's it's it's not as exciting as you think if you live here i mean

it's fun to go once and see it if you have never been but it's just a it's a beach whereas laguna is more like it looks like you're on vacation yeah yeah i like that little pool like the ocean i just discovered that so cool like two days ago gorgeous on tiktok and i'm like how have i never it's like australia i'll be peeing in that thing no what is it you can pee anywhere ocean pool like like they had like built a pool but like the oh it's like ocean water where sweet it's like you know the salt pools in like sydney australia oh when i was a pool boy we had a guy it looks like that yeah it's pretty cool i had it's just public yeah you have to climb over some rocks apparently to get there yeah and when you go you can't go

during high tide because you'll get stuck it's pretty cool um but there was a guy whose pool i cleaned that was one of these it was like literally like ocean floor was like the floor of the thing like he just built it into this he just kind of built a barrier like into the cliff on his house and we we're there to clean the pool how does that work with the ocean that was like we were like what do you even like want us here like i think he was just making sure that it was like like we would come and make sure that the levels were somewhat normal but it was like at the end of the day it's just like ocean water like yeah we'd go and drop like a nuclear amount of chlorine in it and then leave and we're like why wouldn't you just want it to be like ocean water

that is weird it was super strange and it's like the i mean there's sand and like rocks it like it it is the ocean so we were like why are you even trying to make this something that is even legal to like dump chlorine in the ocean i mean it was confined like it wasn't like it was spilling out but he pumped in seawater so it wasn't like going in and out with the tide it's hard to say i don't know i mean what's pirate tower there's a pirate tower i'm learning so many things about laguna over here there's a pirate tower do you want to know something that happened to me in laguna emily i do the first time i ever had taco bell was in laguna beach really isn't that a great place to do it if there's one right by the beach right yeah i think i know the exact one i went there

during the fires last year laguna yeah it was really nice to get away or yeah you know grant cardone's house was the last one to burn down who's that i don't know who that is you don't know you don't know gd gcd i feel like i've heard the name he's like one of those like internet scam artists who's like 10x your life oh and he connects your business your income and life yeah i mean here's the thing he totally did 10x my life when i signed up um i just didn't know i needed to check off 10 times more a day yeah it just felt like he was kind of he was focusing on the wrong things to 10x he just said pick anything in texas 10x it doesn't yeah it doesn't matter jack off donuts drink jack off donuts yeah it just is a jack off donut i just drink 10 times more and

and jack off 10 times more yeah it's a win-win it's a win-lose again again most things it's kind of a win-lose um i would say the fires are a lose-lose let me just people people do be clipping shit that i said you're gonna get canceled um anyway what i was curious about that i think about a lot is how there were multiple ginormous wildfires all happening at the same time and they were like not planned by the same like one was arson one was because there was a lot of them i think it's like an ember can travel pretty far but then also i think like pyromaniacs it would be like uh it would be like you know i think it was because of the wind i was gonna say it is like an ember like we'll travel in the wind but like the winds

were so strong then that any small fire was gonna catch oh so the instigating fire for each one was different but it was a but also like pyromaniacs will start one because they see one like it's I think that was It's the nacho effect Did I tell you I was explaining this To my sister's new lady friend No I worked at a barbecue place and I asked her

Did you ever experience the nacho effect She was like I guess Kind of in hindsight It was kind of niche to our Fuck I want nachos so bad Barbecue place I worked at We had secret off menu nachos That were fucking awesome

And no one knew about them But then once one person came in and ordered them everyone would see them get ordered and we'd be making and they were a bitch to make so we'd be making nachos for the next hour and a half i think i'm gonna get blood sows after this what is that it's the barbecue place on santa monica it's fine with me i really don't give a fuck it's uh yeah dude i don't i'm not your fuck i do not give a fuck tell chad cbt i don't give a fuck wait what does that mean that's what that's not where you tell all your food no i stopped doing that after everyone got mad you know i like don't use ai anymore this is here's the thing

and i don't want to i don't like obviously i don't like it when people like rip me a new asshole for things i do but it has turned me into a better guy i've started i watch 100 of the time now i really yeah i don't i don't use ai anymore or i rarely use it peer pressure works should we do drafts yeah all right i have this guy rocks first okay you're dan yeah this is great this is a video that is titled pause it immediately and i mean immediately third grader who's still learning how to curse this gave me a good laugh all right i don't give a dick idiot you think i give a balls ass sack i don't give a dick idiot that's all there's something about like

yeah dick and balls being the first two dick and balls are hysterical you've seen those videos where people like let their kids say one bad word every year and like they'll all get together and they'll just be like poopy fairy cocks like it'll be like oh my god where'd you even like learn that in a year to plan it and that's what they well i mean what i remember like talking to one of my like kind of straighter laced friends in fifth grade he said damn i was like holy fuck like we're doing that now i guess i thought like holy freak i remember coming home from school once and my parents were like how was like class school and i was like oh it's fine my new teacher like whatever her name is is kind of a prick and they were like what i thought it was i thought that

just meant like a stickler yeah yeah like i didn't it wasn't even like it kind of makes sense like a prick like she's kind of like a thorn in my side prick's kind of like an old head like what do you yeah i think how bad is your like penis okay i mean prick like i think you can say that kind of i don't it's kind of like a pg-13 yeah but i think it's it's so like it's used by such a older crowd that i think having your kids say that would be whoa yeah they were all everyone's like what and i was like what she's a prick my teacher is kind of a fucking prick jesus yeah that's like kind of being like my teacher's a pain in my ass yeah why are you like he's just kind of a fucker such like yeah it's like such a mature like oh my god that's funny oh nothing

worse than this these kids i used to babysit when i was younger uh one of them said the c word and i said where did you or they actually asked me what it meant and i said where did you hear that and they said well our daddy screamed it because i think our mommy fell and he screamed it and i was like oh so your mom your dad like threw she was like a he was probably like they did end up getting a divorce so i think something was very wrong there don't want to speculate what were their names first and last oh my god my mom like pulled up my contact on her phone the other day and the in just the notes that are just available at all times like when i think when i call her it shows up is just my full social

security number and like she's like a forgetful enough lady that i like i'm like you could leave your phone fucking open or whatever like take that off like obviously we what is your social is that really how it starts yeah but apparently it's location based like when my dad worked at at wells fargo he said he would like he started like knowing where someone was from based off of their social security number because they all like start or maybe they don't anymore but like people from maine would be like 006 or huh i think what's your social uh six seven eight all right should we do drafts yeah let's do it do you guys want to do reggae songs that don't exist first or video games that don't exist first uh video games let's do it these are video games

that don't exist countdown to christmas it's one month until christmas day and you're santa claus you have to oversee the production of all the presents and then as the final mission drop off the gifts at every single house in the world before in the morning how long does it take usually the drop the gift well the first part takes a month it's all in real time right and then the final thing is one day but you have to sit down there for 24 hours and there's like an elf revolt rudolph gets run over by a reindeer the first noel happens i think it's grandma not in this game and then uh the first noel happens and then they you know they have the first noel but they never talk about the second or third noel right also happens in the game and

that's a lot more stressful yeah it's kind of like uh um it's like annoying it's like jesus christ we have a lot going on right now what is up with all these noels yeah yeah yeah it's like why are there so many milk maidens yes three they're in the song it's like it's like 10 maids of milking oh that's a different song why would that be i'm google milkmaid christmas song that's such a weird thing for to be in that yeah uh on the 12 day eight maids of milking oh my god that's like sounds like guy paradise i can't even imagine eight fucking maids milking you oh my god oh my god okay uh sea dweller you are part of an alien species that lives deep in the ocean of earth's oceans you're an aliens you're part of an alien species that live deep

in earth's oceans would that be alien yeah you're like on this planet you're from a different planet you're from this planet you're you're here you're an alien species we don't know the humans know about and you feed on toenails and you have to come up at night while everyone's sleeping and like it's like i think you can only play on pc because it's like super precise but you have to like get people's toenails and if they catch you you got to break them down to the ocean like reset their memory no that sucks for the people sounds fun though i don't know what i was thinking eco terror you are a villain in the 21st century who is trying to accelerate the pace of global warming and destroy the planet in as little time as possible so you have to go around you have to

lobby on behalf of oil companies you have to burn big deposits of uh carbon i guess or whatever carbon methane or whatever the fuck fucks up the ecosystem uh you have to get the oceans to rise it's like the opposite of every you're just trying to destroy the planet as quick as you can got it That seems fun. Love it. Yeah, I agree. Orphanage. You're a Victorian-era orphan, and every round starts, it's in real time.

And these parents come in and interview you, and you're trying to get adopted by the best parents you can, right? And then the rest of the game is you have to live that entire life. And you can't get a shot at a better family until you've lived an entire life. I like that a lot. you're like all right this one i got a middle class family and the next time you want to get like a you know nicer parents whatever you have to live in it person's entirely it's almost not none of it's at the orphanage it's almost all life after the orphanage yeah but it's all influenced by this early yeah uh cinderella you play a 16 seed in the march madness tournament

and you have to try to win the championship and it is incredibly hard and you just the same team every year and you're trying you're always a 16 seed and it's just basically a basketball game but every other team is so much better than you and uh you gotta try to win it all i like it um i got a hat simulator oh did you have more i have one more oh sorry casino you were the head of a casino and you're trying to spot people on the floor cheating by keeping eyes on all the cameras and if you catch a guy cheating you can like beat the fuck out of that sounds fun hat sim you hat simulator you're just along for the ride yeah you're just along for the ride that would actually be kind of cool like you're just like chilling at the store and then like someone comes in and

buys you and you're just i feel like that'd be fun to play high yeah and you can just kind of only the only thing you can do is change your viewpoint maybe no you can itch you can make them itch yeah you can make them itch you can blow off their head if it's windy enough that it's plausible you can fly off their head you can blow off their head like all right should we do reggae songs that don't exist yeah first of all half of these games i would play let's go no i'm such a big i'm such a big gamer person and a lot of my games are like very lifestyle you're a gamer not like a not when you say gamer i don't say gamer i didn't say or When I say games, I don't mean like, you know, your typical video games that you use a controller

for. Although I did play some of those when I was younger with my brother. I played a lot of like, like the Farmville. Yeah, like that DS game where you were like a dog groomer or something. Yeah, I never had a DS. But yes, like I still have so many games on my phone. I love that stuff. Should we do reggae songs that don't exist?

these are reggae songs that don't exist joint decision it's about two guys agreeing to buy more weed wasn't there another one that was joint something from last time yeah did we do reggae the only one i could remember was humping the neighbor and it was i've got getting freaky with your neighbor pokemon uh it's about a guy who wants to go get pokey with his friend love it but then they start sort of making little references to pokemon yes wanna get some pokemon how do you guys think of these things i don't understand that can't be that yeah i think that i literally i just don't understand where this what sector of the brain i mean for the record i think these these were two of my worst traps we've ever done but it is what we do for a living

it is our job it's like how do you edit a podcast i'm just saying you're really creative oh thank you thank you i'm it's mostly alcohol we're all pretty drunk when we do these marijuana leave and it's about a guy asking his his uh friend mary if she's ready to leave the party and go smoke and he's like marijuana leave it was kind of like marijuana leaf i like that i thought it was gonna be like he's creeping her out it's like it seems like marijuana leave speaking in like third person yeah i yeah uh they want to leave grass in my ass uh it's a guy who wants to butt chug but for smoking i was thinking like getting it through tsa like he's like he's like no he's stirring it would you like a little grass in my ass but chugging for weed it's like a grab

bong going up his ass you have to suck in yeah uh bluntly speaking and it's about a guy who he's like you know hitting the blunt and he's just start he starts being very honest and so he's speaking bluntly he's not really cutting any corners but he's letting that blunt talk i like that the island getting smaller this is about a guy who got a little too high and he's convinced the island he's on is getting smaller and soon he will be completely submerged in water he's like freaking out losing his fucking the tides coming yeah the tides coming he's forgot about tides it's like this is a fucking the first guy to see tides oh we are so fucked cooked or it could be about like it's he's he's being real and it's about like rising ocean tides he's like

the island's literally getting the island getting smaller is that a bad accent to do i was just wondering that when you jamaican dude no i think that is like if you don't want us to do your accent it can't be funny the same way like british is fine british is fair game australia i mean there's kind of only a couple that are off limits french i mean we all know the ones you can't say you can say australian you can do french you can do english you can do i mean i would argue you can do south african what does south african sound like uh i definitely know it when i hear it it's like south african yeah like sounds like delco trip on the bobby that's australian it's similar

in that way I have a friend from South Africa that I golf with he's my dad's friend but I like to say he's mine too that's okay I made out with a South African why don't you just have a little bit I want to know was he chiseled

yeah I guess do you think you've hooked up with a lot of guys with abs have you hooked up with more guys with abs than not abs um because i'm gonna be honest i don't know that many guys like definitely feels like everyone's feels like everyone's hooking up with guys with abs except for my girlfriend not my girlfriend like super super chiseled all right i'm getting all hard just thinking about it what what you

were what was the question you're asking us if by abs we mean super chill like you're the one who's brought this up you gotta defend your work i'm asking i'm gonna be no sorry i'm genuinely i zoned out do you mean like they're that you can see you can see their their ab muscles um i don't know i'd say it's pretty like 50 50 damn i'll judge pretty good clip you got a boyfriend how have you how's your love life been oh not great why is that you got any you're going steady with i don't find that many guys want to settle down in the city of la or anywhere i feel like i know i feel like i most of my friends have girlfriends right emily i don't know maybe i'm picky do a lot of your girlfriends have boyfriends i would say half of my friends damn you got are

you on the apps or you gotta meet guys on the apps but meet guys out of bars i try or like like like the grocery store like have you have you tried wearing something like unbelievably erotic to the grocery store and like meeting a guy in the in the meat aisle or uh where do you go where do you shop like for groceries yeah depends but like whole foods ralph's yeah go to your go to the whole foods go to the whole foods and just stand next to phallic foods and and it'll and be wearing something unbelievably provocative and you'll have a boyfriend by the end of the week are you going on a lot of dates i've been going on some dates where do you find them the apps um yeah i guess why don't you just date like a fam do you ever do that do you get dms and then

go on dates um i never go on dates from the dms but i mean i've like i've like i've been with the guys who have said like hey i've i've listened or like know a lot about friday beers and i found it like weird there was one that would just like always send me pictures of will angus like in mid-conversation and i was like i don't want wait what where was he getting yeah what was he following like screenshots from his videos and stuff like that or just sending me video clips i'm like i've first of all i've seen this second of all i don't want you to send that to me yeah that is pretty weird like so that's why i realized like that you can't really unless it's like actually the hottest most perfect human being on the planet why don't you just post in your story like i'm taking a yo

a yo open for business i don't have trouble like getting the initial date yes i i find it that i don't i have trouble like finding someone who wants to settle down settle down are you and i'm not i'm not no i'm not like having sexual relations with them like right off the bat or anything either that i would i would say i would say for both men and women i think that that is good advice like if because if you it it sets the the different tone if you've hung out like you know five times you haven't had sex because it's like what if you've hung out probably hundreds of times what if you've hung out and recorded it like hundreds of times before you even held each other's hands yeah uh and we still haven't kissed i think i want a i think i want a girlfriend

who i think i would like my girlfriend to yeah to want to kiss me is that too much to ask um here's the thing here's the thing about dating emily that you're gonna learn when you get to will when you get to will and i's age you know you've been around the block on long enough that you kind of see these things coming but you're gonna want to leave something to the imagination for these men long long sleeves thick thick pants puffer coat puffer coat like big boots big this way not this way the long boots

the toe section is almost 90% of the shoe it's mostly going out it curves like Doug Dibbadoe and when you get in the car they jingle you have to put the car seat so bad

you're driving with just the front portion of the shoe so it's like a minimal movement your foot is feet away from the gas pedal right i would say emily you want him to not even know what you look like until you're married until the shoes come off yeah would that be something you're interested in bells on your shoes that you know kind of clang from miles away all right great episode we love you guys we'll see you next yeah i'm so sad why you had fun yeah also like that was a crazy way to just end it yeah i think

It was fun.