Will & Rusty's Playdate - i almost experienced korean fan death

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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play date play date episode 111 dude if we uber to the airport right after this we'll get there kind of early we could like get breakfast you want to go to the lounge come on poppy i can come yeah man lucas can't come though because i only got two guest passes well i think he's mean it's there anyway so we'll get there before all right uh play date 111 isaiah leave that in leave that it isaiah thomas didn't we already do him we did the other isaiah thomas from the from the bad boys sam than ellen growing up war 11 my brother used to wear that on ice um yeah who else kairi irving we're actually we're getting into that territory where i feel like we can be fun for a little we can it's gonna be really fun we can start naming because i did we do this for the first like 10

So this, I think it's new until... I feel like it started in, like, the 20s or 30s. Yeah. No, it was, I think it was last year. All right, name an 11-year-old. Mama. All right. How's everyone doing?

Good, man. This is the earliest play that we've ever done. Really? I think we've done an eight before. Oh, okay. Maybe one. This is the second. Tied for the earliest.

It's very early. It's 8 a.m. so this is the first time where we are feeling the same way the east coast playmates feel when they're listening yeah you know what was funny i went to the uh i what oh that's how you listen to a story i'm looking at you i know i woke up this morning and i wanted to go by uh i want to go to the local uh flower shop if you will come on come on we all like to spark it get some uh marijuana edibles uh because sometimes i like to take them in the evening so i was i didn't have any and i was like oh we're going like it could be like a fun thing on the boat uh that we're

going on but because we're going to cruise right from this podcast we are leaving right here to go to palm beach and then from palm beach to nasa bahamas the margarita jimmy buffett's margaritaville cruise r.i.p king but i was i woke up this morning i was or i thought about it last night i was like oh man i don't have any of the gummies like maybe i could go but like i probably won't have time and there's no way it's open before we record at 8 a.m dispensary opens at 7 a.m yeah i went in there it's like 7 30 this morning and i was like why are you guys open and the guy was like the guy told me he's like we have people that will line up like before 7 a.m every day and he's like some people he's like i've noticed people that are like trying to be like more dignified and not

look like crackheads are they sit in their cars until like 706 and then they come and walk in and be like howdy because like i saw you just waiting it out so you didn't look like desperate is it like uh is it like blue collar people who are just up early or it's like people who like literally their whole day is just smoking weed i mean there's no way that like it's not like you have to wait for it to open up because like you could just get two days worth i don't know i've never i've never gone to the dispensary and bought a small enough quantity that i could consume it before 100 yeah i mean i don't think they even i don't think they even sell weed that i don't even think they sell units of weed that i could consume in one day there yeah i mean you'd have

it would be a crazy day yeah you could probably do it i just i was i couldn't believe it was open that early it's crazy that's there's my so there's my story i guess how crazy how early the weed shop is huh early opening right i couldn't believe how early i couldn't believe how early it opened i had a dream last night that we were at the airport i mean you'd think like 10 a.m for that all right sorry no i just i've been having speaking of weed i think it really uh i think it's really thrown with my throwing my dreams in a blender because i stop start stop start like it's not like i'm like every night so like if i have like two nights in a row where i take an edible and then like take one night off one of those three nights the dream is going to be the

craziest thing in the world but all my dreams have been they're not scary they're all like aviation related which is kind of odd i think it's just because we're like i've been i've been booking i've just booked a flight last weekend and then we're flying today and so it's like whole thing but um yeah i was in a private jet in one of the dreams and it had 60 foot ceilings it was odd it's like a that's like maybe like a 737 max well it felt like um it felt like the inside of the titanic like it was like it wasn't like round i don't think i ever went yes yes yes yes did you know oh what if our thing hits iceberg we're fucked i think if there's an iceberg in the bahamas we are not just the ones that are fucked okay well that could actually be

good for a good sign yeah the earth is healing we show up to nasa there's like penguins we're like yes the earth is healing we hit an iceberg we're like wow wow all our hard work's paying mother earth is smiling i can see it they're like my hydro flask work yeah they're like what no get off we have to the ship is going down right now i was thinking i actually was i don't know if this is a dream or just something i was thinking about while laying in bed last night i think it was just something i was thinking about i i do i was thinking about like what happens if we hit an iceberg i don't know why it's just our our cruise ship that we're about it's such a perverse thought i just like i don't i've never been on a cruise ship but i i feel like

like i think every time i'm on a plane like i think like in the back of my mind at one point i'm like i don't know there anytime there's the smallest bump in turbulence like this this whole fucking thing's going down uh but but when the thing hit an iceberg in the in my i was envisioning what would happen it's while we're filming trying every drink at margaritaville the cruise with like lav mics on and i just could picture be like lucas keep fucking rolling this is like the guy this is journalism now it's the the string quartet going down at the ship yeah you keep that fucking camera rolling not that we're like gonna die with it but like we get we're getting on the what like the could you imagine we post the video just with the title trying every

drink on the margaritaville cruise and then it just halfway through the sink ship sinks i had i had a thought i had that same thought on the alligator hunting shoot and the yeah and the barrel rolling a plane shoot where i was like the funniest thing you could do if this went wrong the funniest thing you could do would be upload it with a completely normal title with exactly like the intended title and just what we what we game planned like i hunted an alligator prove i'm tough and then i get eaten by a crocodile if i put this on the record if i ever die filming an unscripted youtube video upload that shit upload it and make it oh dude have you heard of uh look up like blue hole uh bahamas there's this like lagoon oh dean's blue

hole look up dean's blue hole okay so this is like a what that's not it but just look up dean's blue hole or uh yeah i know it's kind of a crass name so look at this making me laugh it's just like this gorgeous lagoon down looks pretty chill right that is one of the deepest parts of the ocean in the world holy wow google how deep is dean's hole dean's blue hole sorry it's cool what a crazy phenomenon and they they don't know they don't know what's down there because it's so dark 663 feet so maybe not the deepest part one of the deepest parts of the ocean but it's i think it's the deepest one of the deepest blue holes it's certainly dean's deepest it's the deepest part of dean i wonder why they named it dean i think i was a guy found it yeah probably but

i don't know it's isn't that just bizarre they were like shit'll come up from there yeah it's clearly gotten fucked up by some animal and they're like we've actually where they got the microwave but like just surf oh it's only it's only like 100 feet wide right so like you could swim in there i don't think i would want to the second you're over it you're six there's 660 feet that freaks me out isn't that terrifying i kind of get freaked out by water when i can't touch my feet same here's what's crazy isn't it kind of embarrassing it's like i'm a i used to deny it i used to like act like i wasn't afraid of the ocean but like it's really scary if you don't have even a small part of your brain that's like aware that this is dangerous yeah there's something

wrong or you've grown up in the ocean like yeah yeah i the second i if i'm in like open water in the ocean the second i hit the water i it's like full panic to get back to the thing like i agree yes we'll we'll uh john never tell you about when john o'connor and i uh thought we gonna get eaten by a great white shark jlc jlc we were we took his boat into there's this beach in maine called casino beach yeah and you can like put your boat on a mooring and then like swim into the beach so we're like meeting our buddies there it's probably like less than an 80 yard swim from where we're going but like still like kind of far and it's pretty deep once because we're like borderline out of the cove and we both dove in and we didn't like say anything to each

other but it was clear we were both like swimming way faster than normal like it just didn't feel this i i can't speak for john uh but the second i hit the water was like this is not good like there's like i feel like there's something like right here yeah so we like book it in we were like oh that was kind of silly like i was scared were you scared he was like a little bit and then a fucking day later that woman in maine got bit in half by a great white shark jesus it was like at the same at the same no no it was like 40 minutes away but like that could be yeah those things fly like 100 yeah it was it's it's unlikely that it's unlikely that it was anywhere near us but it is funny to think like yes you have there is i think there's a part of your brain

that is better at like predicting or it's more aware of what's happening than you than you are consciously hundreds that's why my mom always would say that like to us growing up moms have you ever yeah think if you ever get the inkling of like this is wrong yeah get the fuck out yeah like jake or we already told this story but jake johnson's mom he went to your high school he went to new trier when he was in elementary school he had a his mom came into his room and was like you're not going to school today did i tell you this you did but can you remind me i don't so his mom came into his room and was like you're not going to school today yeah and he was like what we're gonna like koreatown like that's a field trip i was so excited she was like you're not

going he was like i'm never gonna be at school and she was like when are you on the field trip he's like we leave at 8 a.m get dropped off at three she was like okay you can go when he's on the field trip a mad like a crazed woman went into the school in her bathrobe and like shot a teacher like some kids jesus like crazy and she just like had a feeling yeah i think moms have intuition is often correct well anyone's but yeah that i told you my mom's one my mom my mom predicted a shark attack no no they were my mom and dad used to be scuba scuba enthusiasts and so they were going they were either in like mexico or hawaii or something they were going to explore this wreck this is a true story i'm not i'm not like teeing you up yeah it sounds like

it sounds like this set up to a joke and uh so they they get boated out to this wreck whatever my mom had forgotten her weights and you need your weights to get down to like neutral buoyancy and uh so my dad was like all right i'll just like pull you down oh i think i do remember you saying and she started freaking out they go back to the top he's like she's like we have to get out of here like it's not safe whatever and so they go to this bar and my dad is like fucking busting her chops being like being like come on that would have been so fun like you you know you ruined it whatever probably in a nicer yeah and these locals were like where were you guys and they were like such and such wreck and they were like that is where the hammerheads

are breeding like right now it's like only this like period of the year yeah but it's i feel like that's more on like the tour guide yeah how do they get there without i think it got like a local tour guide was like yeah you guys can go do it oh i yeah one time this maybe i don't know if This might be the opposite of a mom's having instinct, but one time, did I ever tell you about my mom and brother were at a, they were at like a store or it was like a, it was like a consignment shop. Is that what they call it? You like take stuff in and they like sell it.

And my mom went to go number two in the bathroom and a guy came and held up the store with a gun while my like eight year old brother was in the store. My mom was on the can and I could just hear like, hey, hey. she's like oh give me your fucking money oh my gosh yeah my brother like hid behind a shelf or something and i think it i think they just like handed him the money and he left and there was did she like get it wow did she like get wiped yeah i think she was like oh god i don't know i think at all she would hate that i'm telling this story of her using the bathroom but is that so fucking scared for sam yeah could you imagine like a child hearing that going on yeah all right

here's a question it's also like the answer is remember this vividly yeah sam does yeah i'm sure here's a question for you guys you're lauren you're a mom will you're a dad that happens to you do you try and wipe a little bit or do you just do you take one for the team it depends on where i'm at and i never really asked about the details i feel like well i think the thing is like if it's like they're holding it up holding up the store with a gun it's like the answer probably isn't running out yeah like making a commotion anyway right right but i think like as a mother you'd probably be like i can't i would never be able to live with myself i think also like i don't remember the exact she would have to tell the story but like she probably wasn't like completely

aware of what like it's not like there's like a play-by-play like i've got a gun and not like she just like heard commotion it's me the bad guy in this story dude have you guys ever heard of you know this is another thing i was thinking about last night you ever heard of korean fan death so this sounds insane and my brother wait wait that sounds like the t up to like a willie d yeah it sounds like a stadium disaster or something fan death uh korean fan death who are they a fan of yeah cool uh the my when i was like eight or that's that's free for any uh tiktokers out there if you're korean you'll get that yeah sorry continue the when i was like eight my brother told me about it my brother used to just like peruse

wikipedia i mean i do it too but like he used to like just send me all like the most fucked up like medieval torture machines and like he found out about korean fan death and told me about it and i it occurred to me how bizarre it is last night i think about it every single night because i like i adhere to so i'll explain it basically in korea there's like i don't even we have we'll look it up in a second but like there's like a superstition that like if you're in a closed room with like all the windows and doors closed completely sealed and you have a fan running you'll die and there's no science to back i know insane but my brother when for the record we believe we have our own set of crazy beliefs yes and so your brother tells

you about that your seven year older brother when you're eight yeah and you're like all right well i that's ridiculous i'm obviously not gonna run the risk and i still to this day like crack my bathroom window every night and leave the door to the bathroom open because interesting late well lately i've started running my fan because it's gotten a little hotter and because of that now i it's and i was doing it last night and i was like this is actually the most ridiculous thing i think i do i've never talked about it i think it's i'm glad you're getting it out but i also think like there are things like that that are like fun little quirks yeah i would be genuinely anxious if i didn't like that's a that's like a harmless thing that you yeah do like there the some super

like that to me is funny yeah but like it's like like i would legitimately would like if i laid down my bed and realized that it was everything was sealed and the fan was running i would get up and open the window yeah yeah like i couldn't go to bed like that google korean fan death i thought it was going to be like they put a fan in like hyper speed and like could inch a guy towards it yeah fan death have we considered that maybe also it says electric fan is that even what mine is i guess i'm looking like a ceiling fan i guess that's electric i would say is there a possibility that maybe there's something about their fans that are like unsafe i think it's supposed to be yeah more like that type of fan honestly i don't even think it's

supposed to be ceiling fans yeah oh i used to sleep like that i would angle the fan directly over my face my brother well hopefully it wasn't one with arms they could show no it didn't it didn't have yeah that's bizarre um i mean if i'm in my bed and my i feel like this is very normal but if i'm in my bed and my closet is cracked even like a slight i have to shut it like i do have to have mine all the way i don't like seeing any darkness i used to be like that but now i have to keep open my bathroom door open so i can get my i have to keep my bathroom door all the way open and my closet door all the way open because if there was a bad guy i would want to know what they're up to yeah oh um do you think there's bad guys totally here it is funny though there are

there are things like when you do a certain thing like for you when you go to bed you think of korean fan death yeah when i when i go to bed this one girl uh lizzie that i went to rollins with like put she posted a tiktok or something somehow i got the information that you sleep a lot better if you put a pillow between your legs and so now every time i do that i think of her but like we're not even really close and then every time i shower i think of phil's uncle one time said the saying wash behind your ears as a like uh it's like a it's to teach kids to like be diligent or whatever he said it when we were like in high school and i think about it every shower eyes why yeah my mom used to always be like make sure you wash behind your ears yeah literally or like literally oh

i think he was using it like should i be washing behind my ears i don't what is that even it's about time we tell her they reek okay no it's just like if whenever we're behind if you're listening and i'm behind you it's just only if you're listening and i'm behind you are you Implying that, like, when Lauren's listening, they, like, physically open up and we're like, oh, good lord. Whoa, whoa. No, that is so cute, though. I love that about life, just how everything's picked up. I remember one time, like, my mom always told me, what?

Sure, yeah, keep going. Oh, were you saying something? No, no, I was just agreeing to, like, his point about little. Were you accusing me of cutting her off? No, no, no, I'm just hyper aware of any time Lauren's talking now because people said that I cut her off and I'm trying to be better at it. no i don't remember it's fine continue i was gonna say that when i was growing up like obviously like i don't know like your parents teach you how to like take a shower i guess at some point it was like you put your shampoo and then your soap and blah blah and there was one time and

like i just got very like i was hyper fixated on like the order of operations yep and i remember one time i was in the shower and i put soap on and i realized i hadn't shampooed and i was like jesus fucking christ and so then i shampooed after soap and i came out and i was like mom you are not gonna believe my goofy ass just did soap before shampoo and she goes okay and i was like wait i'm completely backwards and she was like i'm on your side i can't i have to do head first because oh really same thing when i was in college my roommate aj said that uh if you do body wash first or soap first and then you do shampoo and conditioner your body will just smell like shampoo and conditioner instead of body wash that still smells good well no and it's also like

the oils at least this i feel like this pertains more to girls but the oils from your hair will just like get down and like all around your body we don't want to hear about your like feminine oils i'm just a workplace he's not joking though he's really serious about this stuff um no i guess maybe okay so maybe there is logic there in my mind it was just funny i was like mom i fucked it up she was like get i don't know get back in there yeah i uh you're not going to school today honey i also just learned how to wash your hair i had been doing shampoo shampoo and then conditioner which is completely normal and then like i wouldn't do that every day but on the days i didn't i would still condition apparently you're only supposed to condition if you shampoo

that's not how i've done it i've actually stopped doing anything i know i want to start doing that because apparently it's way better for your hair but i think it's it takes like months before your hair would like get used to it yeah i mean it's been like a week and a half so wait you just you don't put any product in her hair i haven't put any i don't think either of us put product in not product he's saying shampoo shampoo i haven't shampooed or conditioned in like a week and a half i don't know if that's gross i can't really tell i don't think that's a lot of people i mean my hair looks nice the other night like i usually happen once you get once you get over the hump and like the oil is correct and stuff apparently that is when your hair is the healthiest i just

got sick of the like back and forth of like the days when i had shampooed i had like a whole different haircut than the days yeah it's insane well we also have a lot of hair my hair is thick and voluminous and when i shampoo it it goes one time i wanted to get my haircut there was a cool hair uh hairdresser place called momentum i believe what oh i was just doing like a weird thing oh i thought you were like no i like was clearing my sinuses uh and it was like all the coolest barbers in town and they all had like skin fades and i had kind of similar to what i have right now and i walked in and uh one of the guys went wowza that's a lot of hair and i was like you're damn right new sheriff in town i had a uh every barber yeah every barber ever has been like

you got you got a nice head of hair okay all right stop they're like freaks about it but eating it the uh well now i go to theo james's barbershop obviously me and theo go to a barbershop you keep saying he's so wait you really don't know i don't know i'm not tapped in you know no he's oh i know theo j theo james is like the hottest guy ever yeah and we get the haircut by the same guy so does that tell you anything yeah dude that tells me i haven't honestly i'm like a little nervous around you actually not the same guy but the one barber over can i ask you a question yeah um how do i say this he has like a movie star haircut yes does he pay more than you pay i don't think so like you could get that haircut which one yeah i mean i don't know i

guess maybe it's just a haircut i think he's just any yeah i was about to say just maybe just any haircut on him look at theo james long hair you ever have long hair he uh it doesn't oh yeah still fucking still hot i don't like that haircut on him kind of looks like mj enderman and and he looks like matthew gray gubbler oh yeah pull up pull up tim riggins hot all right this is what i always the way we've googled this probably three times oh yeah what why do you keep making us google this guy i just think he's hot i like don't yes you do if that guy walked in here right now you would stop everything you were doing and you would lick his ass i would tell him to button his shirt i don't know and then i'd like you don't

think that he's hot i mean he's like objectively hot but look at that he's like a sleazy like high school football player who drinks beers also that high schooler that gif i mean he was like 20 when he's playing it that'd be like 30 that gif is a scene where he has school that morning yeah and he wakes up his brother wakes him up on the couch in a sea of beers and he's with his high school girlfriend i don't like him that's cool the high school part keeps me he slept on the couch he's a bad boy he didn't he passed out drunk i slept on the couch for two years of my life in college really really sad to think about actually wait why junior and senior year i slept on the couch every night yeah why i just i don't know i i think there's a lot of reasons i think

i think that living with so many people in college is really like there's a lot going on and as much as and i'm always like want to be social and stuff but i think i also need my like alone time a little and like i shared a bedroom too so it was just like i think i would find myself just wanting to like i would stay up to like 4 a.m after i ever went to bed in the living room just on my own will time just get my me time and then i would just sleep on the couch so i would kind of have my own space i guess never slept in your bed like couple times a month maybe yeah not even not exaggerating like it was i spent 90 something 90 of nights i slept on the couch or on like we had like a beanbag chair my senior year it was

pretty sad though actually i had a really really like yeah i like i would i would sleep through my 1 p.m classes like stay up till five or in the morning and the only the only time i've done that was harper and peter went to went abroad yeah our first semester of senior year and i was scared of being down in my room alone so i'd say i slept on the couch every day first semester but that was the only time i've ever done that yeah i don't know i just i think i didn't like sharing a room with another guy i don't know when we lived together you slept on the couch most nights too yeah i was still in your same still in your couch phase we were yeah we were butting heads our beds also touched each other

which I think is like a weird like L shape Chester like tricked us into like switching rooms with him and the original room we had like a couple feet apart and then this other room was meant for one bed and Chester tricked us

you guys ever been flashed wait I was gonna tell you my barber please his name was it was in portland at the black door i think i've been to the black door tried to get tried to get a you've been there yeah it's like a tattoo shop on the first floor and then barber upstairs on the west side west end it's on forest ave i think i tried to get an appointment there uh before christmas and it was all booked well my barber her name was lord uh darth fader oh she gave like

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and Coffee Plus B6 to keep your day moving. Or go with the flow and choose Ginseng Delight, our new double espresso with ginseng extract. Whatever lies ahead, don't change your morning. Let your morning change you. discover coffee plus on espresso.com you guys ever been flashed no no kind of near the black door we were leaving a japanese restaurant when i was a kid yeah and a guy was walking towards us uh in a trench coat oh and one of us was jokingly like that looks like a flasher and then he flashed my sister and live clifford and we were like oh and i thought it was really

funny because he he like he opened up was like yeah like ran away like the movie yeah it was like it like literally was like the face like michael scott made when yeah and uh and then they didn't think it was funny which i understand now why they didn't think it was funny i i i didn't understand the weight of it of it in the moment but how do you get to what how heavy was it ounces how how heavy is a human google how heavy is a human penis how google how how google how many penises do humans have i want to make sure what i've got is normal okay 70 to 100 grams okay what is this time you measured your penis really high school yeah i used to put it next to my iphone and then google how big an iphone i think everyone got into that i think

how big is an iphone 4 my penis used to be the size of an iphone iphones got bigger yeah until like the 4s i think the 4s was the last time it was like the exact i bought the se just so i could feel like a man again yeah uh mine is the size of an ipod shuffle mine is the size of an ant i remember uh i grabbed my stepmom's ipod shuffle one time and i clicked play and it was like all of the lights so what is she using this for all of the light that song i honestly would love the ipod shuffle for the gym yeah they should bring it back because i feel like i get distracted on my phone ipod shuffle you can't even make like playlists yeah you can you make them on your yeah well you can control exactly what's like

on it yeah yeah yeah but like that should just only be your workout i just don't i don't like shuffling music like that make hyper specific playlist i know or wear the shit out of this i shuffled through my legs just in moments where you don't want to be distracted i think it could be nice lauren what are you gonna do while willie and i are in the bahamas bah this weekend bahama mama i actually might wait what states thursday well tonight i'm going to companion with my friend addy it's the best i'm so excited for dinner tell him uh tell him rusty sent you i will tell him uh do they know you i don't know if they know my name or the the pizza guy knows my name i don't know if the owners do but they know that i've come

in okay because when i went and picked up the other day i thought they like were like fans like didn't they like send you beers the first guy is the like gotta go he's the mastermind behind that so i'm at the gas station i told you that story he was making pizza at the gas no no he was filling up his car and he said yo and i turned around and i was like oh what's up man and he was like i made your pizza i was like i know it was awesome he's like you didn't finish it and i was like yeah it was better that it was better the next day and then i was like i'll see you soon good line that that's a good line they uh they they said thank you i think they are just really good with recognizing people that have been there before or we used an account to order because they were

like great to see you again used an account i was ordering for pickup you'd order online oh i thought it was like an old timey but i was like put it on my on my account i had a my dad had an account at a uh i don't uh what are they called oyster hardware store and um you said that and i used to just go buy candy on it yeah that's good because the receipts aren't itemized give me a receipt should we uh should we get the party started today at the at the lounge no i'm not drinking at 10 30 a.m on it it's the we're gonna we're gonna be on the cruise for the next three date i would get a drink with you thank you lauren all right will you're out lauren you're in let's go change clothes oh another thing i might do this weekend um i'm gonna go to the huntington

like botanic library it's like they're like gardens in pasadena that i've been wanting to go to for a while go take photos have you been no we talked about it because i think his girlfriend recommended that or something right yeah maybe you recommend you recommend i think i think i did yeah yeah yeah should we bring a disposable camera on our trip i mean i don't know how we're gonna get one cvs cvs we have to go right to the airport from us you can't buy them there oh get one in west palm get one in west you totally should yeah i'm from out west palm yeah i'm from that west palm beach we road map it up well we had time actually no no well 45 minutes yeah but we want to do like we definitely wait what i don't know she made a face at me that it was

time to roll we've been going to the roadmap really early i've seen comments about it like i feel like we should we have 45 minutes that's not gonna our segments are not gonna take 45 minutes okay one of our segments ever taken 45 minutes i don't i don't know i'm just i will you're going silent like a child of divorce right now or i are i feel more like a child of right why are you just going silent no i don't know yeah sure i got a story for you guys yes uh i was on the phone with delta the other day trying to i was trying to i i was trying to book my flights over the phone why felt cool actually i have access to this number and i never use it and so i just like called the i called the number it's like hi they're like hi what do you want to

do i was like i i want to do because it was like a complicated multi-city flight and i was trying to like merge flan and i's itineraries and use miles and use a companion certificate and upgrades whatever and i couldn't figure out how to do it and uh and we got through the whole process and then he was like okay that'll be 200 000 miles and i was like oh i don't i don't have that many in my account can i pay with cash and apparently like we'd we'd gone through the whole thing under the like miles tab and he was like oh yeah all right let's start over i was like you know what i'll just i feel bad i'll just do it online and so we did it online and i used two of my upgrade i only get a handful a year there's two of my upgrade certificates so four

total yeah and um apparently there's like a weird uh purgatory between delta one and comfort plus on this plane which is not normally you know normally just select premium select is it chill oh because we're doing that and i'm hoping it's gonna be like at like like a fucking epic killer time but this is riveting trying to keep keep this alive man i was just seeing how long i could talk about airplanes before you guys would say something roadmap i feel like lauren's mad at me that i didn't want to do the roadmap i'm not mad you got silent no i i just i just know you guys and how long you talk and i'm just trying to be like on our if we okay but we what does the post roadmap has never taken 45 minutes

kind of if we start if we can't argue with that if we start at like the minute 45 and then we go to like an hour 30 that's like pretty common it's it doesn't matter just do you ever get worried that you're uh gonna like accidentally commit a felony and then go to jail for the rest of your life no do you sometimes i would watch i'll watch the like full interrogations if i think i told you guys this whenever i'm really stressed out in life lauren whenever i'm really stressed out in life i will watch like full interrogations of someone who committed a like murder or something okay because it made me feel like okay it's not could be worse like i remember my senior year at rollins i found out i think i told you this we found out at brunch like i probably wasn't gonna graduate

we were toasting to i got caught cheating whatever yeah got out of it ended up getting it ended up getting an 85 on the assignment but um i went home and i curled up in my bed in my brunch clothes like fully dressed and got my put my laptop on its side and watched a full interrogation of that uva lacrosse player who killed his girlfriend you ever heard that story yeah that story was that on uh the jcs criminal psychology channel i don't know but basically super super interesting this guy the super rich kid from maryland stud lacrosse player uva was dating a women's lacrosse player uva and she went and had sex with a guy lacrosse player from unc okay he found out went over to her house she said she didn't want to talk to him he punched through

her door punched through her bedroom door went in and was like shaking her and like hitting like it's completely like beating around whatever this was yardley love yardley love yes yardley that's a name of a person yeah they all had like super preppy crazy names what's his name again it was like branford something it was like something ridiculous i don't know google like yardley love murderer george hugley so george hugley oh murdered yardley love so awful and uh and so they bring him in they go to his house and they're like hey we're with the you know uh charlottesville police department like we got to ask you some questions and they were like fully expecting like this is

this is this like smart ish wealthy kid he'll probably have the presence of mind to be like no i would like to have a lawyer or whatever and they were like he just put his flip-flops on didn't say anything put his flip-flops on walked in and sat shotgun in the police officer's car and they were like okay i don't think he knows like they were like okay i don't think he knows the severity of this situation they go down they interrogate him for like an hour they basically get him to admit that he was like shaking her to try and get her to calm down which doesn't make any sense and uh yeah he killed her and so he's in jail for i think probably the rest of his life jesus christ oh but sorry so i threw on that interrogation to make myself feel better like

i might my life might be in shambles right now yeah but i'm not you didn't murder your girlfriend i did not murder my girl i like call my girlfriend back are you alive um that's awful and uh so yeah sometimes watching those makes me but i whenever i watch them i'm like i need to be really careful that i don't murder anyone and then i'll be like wait what i've never i've never never even come once come close um you guys should check out this channel it's really really interesting i've watched like all of these is this the guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is what i watch they're actually insane like this is the uh parkland parkland this this girl killed killed her parents god do you ever hear you ever hear those kids that uh they like killed their friend

and it's three of them and they're in like an interrogation room like that waiting and like obviously there's cameras and they're talking about it they're talking about like getting their story straight and it was like dude are you fucking and then they come in and short trial the woman like breaks it down for them and is like hey like you're all gonna like you're all fucked yeah and what the woman was like they like they're so dumb that they don't realize that there's gonna be like a sentencing whatever they were like asking the cop like how long they're gonna be in jail she was like i don't know they're gonna you're gonna go to trial jesus yeah i don't watch anything like any of this i'm gonna be that's kind of shocking to me i feel like you'd

be right up your alley i do not like that shit i don't like scary it's interesting horror movies i don't like true crime shit i don't i've gone through heavy phases of true crime you gotta watch that uh watch that zodiac documentary way maybe on netflix like i don't know if i want are we sitting next to each other at this right now on the plane i don't know what seat are you 22c no shit should we ask how to move is that you just asking if i got upgraded just clown no 22c that's nothing that's nothing that's like comfort plus or something yeah are you not you're on the first class upgrade list so you i'm not worried about it man it doesn't occupy as much space in my brain as it does in yours i know i think there is um i'm not joking

i think there's something like wrong with the way my brain is wired where that's like like true like truly something i care about yeah like we were when i was flying back from wherever we were last week i got upgraded and it was like glory like washed over like i was my life was in shambles it was the most hungover i've ever been and everything was just okay it was like i can deal with it up here up here it's i'm safe and people are gonna come for you in the comments for this why it's just funny i'm allowed to like you're allowed to like it's just funny i think it's better than i'm admitting it i'm saying like yeah sue me sue me this is this is something i like planes and we fly enough that i it makes me happy when we're when it's a little

bit more comfortable and i got to i got first time ever i got to decline the meal sue me because i looked i looked like a guy that does it all the time i was like nothing what would you like to eat no thank you but what's the logic there it looks like you've been here all the time because you're not hungry because because someone who does someone who does this infrequently would would take would want to get the whole experience to me it's nothing i don't want your i don't want your microwaved pot roast i like their short rib their short ribs gas with them with the mashed potatoes all right willie i got a question for you your balls stink yeah my balls reek you're a no actually they don't actually they don't anymore because i got mando i got this whole

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little skin on my nose we are gonna hear your pitches followed by our pictures then we are gonna bring back and say with me am i the asshole followed by everyone's favorite segment teach me something and then we're gonna do this sky rocks this sky rocks this sky rocks today hey hey i said of this sky rocks and he rocks so hard he rocks in your house and he rocks in your yard there's rocks in my yard and then we're gonna do things your dad's your things your dad loves to say followed by animals that don't exist and then we'll wrap up with rusty's song of the day we got a hell of a lot of you playmates in there so

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I don't know I have no idea do you know are you aura farming be honest you think Lauren's the imposter self-report what what is what are you so upset about she's self-reporting nothing she's sussy she's sus you vent earlier beyond i don't know what you're talking about did you vent earlier no you've already done this to me before done what like tried to get me with these

weird all right wait but willie and i are both clearly crewmates we've both been doing tasks I don't care. I saw you vent. I actually don't care at all. Why are you defensive? Because it's stupid. Sus. He's deflecting.

We were doing tests. I saw him. Willie and I are both clearly crewmates, so that means you're sussy baka. Among us. Are you fed up with us today? Kind of. Really? I don't know.

What's wrong? Nothing. What are we doing wrong? Nothing. i'm just tired and i'm like really out of it right now among us i know what time did you go to bed i actually had a decent time i went to bed at like 10. why'd you have to look at the clock i don't know you're doing math to find a normal time to go to bed yeah i went to bed around 10 30 or so i was watching that new john ham show again what is it no it's called like

your your friends and neighbors or something you know he set a pledge on fire when he was in yeah i told angus i was watching the show and he was like i would never watch it anything with john ham after what he did and i'm like really he was definitely a horrible guy but like i don't i've never heard about this he grabbed a pledge by his balls with a hammer and dragged him around the room and then he i think they set a guy on fire last year when he was in college but i will i i'm obviously not defending john ham i think fraternities were much crazier back then from what i've heard yeah i don't think that's a good defense at all not the fire thing not the fire thing but i'm saying like or the nuts thing we've all grabbed a guy by his nuts and dragged him

around i don't i think fraternities are horrible and i think that was a result of but i was i was in a fraternity that didn't have anything bad but i had buddies that's not what i heard what did you i'm just kidding no we didn't do anything bad but i had buddies that were in one and one of my good friends was there was the pledge master at the time i remember like him telling me the stuff and just being like i wouldn't be buddies with you after that it's really perverse it's like a it's like such a like a a show like it's like a cycle of abuse it's like well yeah that's someone was a fucked up person and now people have been fucked up for years and years in like the 1800s yeah like the the first guy did it to the to the second guy yeah the second guy

has to do it to the third guy but a little that's how kids like die is every year it gets a little bit worse it's like kind of a fascinating like look at like human psychology honestly from that i think if they it's really fucking i i've i feel really glad that we i didn't get sucked into that shit yeah i had a blast in mind i mean i'm not saying i'm not saying i'm just saying like i was gonna say i was gonna say i had a blast in mind but i think if they didn't exist and then you pitched the idea to college kids and it wasn't like an established thing you would be like that's fucking bizarre yeah i guess i just think about like back to when i was like a freshman in college and i was so like malleable and just like wanted to fit in and be cool and like if i had gone to

the right you know the wrong school and joined the wrong fraternity and like that kind of behavior was like normalized like i think i would have been sucked into it so i feel like great i will say i think that some of it is it can be it can be done in a funny and semi-productive way maybe like i think there i think there's some of it is very is very silly yeah i guess i i'm not speaking you would actually like some of the some of the tasks because it was like ours was more like fun and silly yeah silly like we would leave me alone or i will zap you with my intergalactic space modulator one of one of my one of my favorite ones that i heard i wasn't part of this was uh was completely dark room thousand piece puzzle one lighter

that's hysterical that's awful that's not awful just like no that just sounds like hell like that's i heard i heard it was not very fun i heard it was really funny for the first 45 minutes and then all parties involved how long was he in there how many people i heard that it took about 20 20 18 and 19 year olds about 14 hours and i heard that people's thumbs were getting sore from holding the lighter that would be the worst part and i heard that you could earn another lighter and make it a little bit maybe a grill lighter if you did something funny got it i heard that online you read it online i read it all right let's get into pitches all right pitches first pitch is from

sam kerr sam says hey lauren in the modern day poets what is the worst part of a cozy rainy day spent at home the worst modern uh you're a day poet night poet um sorry lauren what's the worst part about that what's the worst part of a cozy rainy days spent at home um uh i love cozy rainy days at home so i'm gonna say like if you spilling hot coffee all over your crouching blanket he says they don't come often enough yes ever wish you could order up the perfect rainy day just outside your own windows rent a rain is an app that lets you summon a local rainstorm specifically targeted to your house or apartment just open the app choose your rain intensity and

our network of mini weather drones will create a personalized downpour right over your place perfect for cozy days spent binge watching napping or curling up with a good book with rain a rainy day is a tap away that's nice this guy gets it this guy gets it we don't get rain ever we don't get it here and it's such a i know it's an it's like it sounds like oh like boohoo yeah yeah and i understand that because this is a lovely place to live when it rains here it is my christmas i get in bed i dim the lights a little bit close the blinds harry potter all day kill the lights and touch my body when that song came out but then i also sorry no no please well you're on when that song came out i went to visit my sister at college and all of her cool friends

were playing uh gucci flip-flops by bad baby and i didn't realize they were listening to it ironically and so i brought it back to high school and i go all the cool college kids are listening to this and they were like really i love that it is flip-flop fuck it yeah bitch in my side it's a rich what have you seen the music video for that no no can i say well we can't watch it now it'll get copyrighted we'll watch it later no i just there's just a clip of it that's like i'll just look it up on images no here i'll just send it to you it's gonna be a prank it's not a prank it's gonna be a prank all right keep but just get you can get do the next pitch okay okay thank you sam that is lovely i okay also with rainstorms when it rains we're at

work like why can't it rain right or no no no wait wait i take that back what's the question yeah yeah and no no it's not a question it's just me saying that i wish a lighter learn i wish it would rain in my room i wish it would rain a lighter on the weekends okay next pitch is from ahmad ghaffar ahmad ahmad says hey military industrial and complex uh complex military industrial yes that works win win win first time wheeler first time dealer here uh okay so he sent a few i'm just gonna pick one actually i'll read two of these because they're real short wait just read one okay okay so it's a gag pen that doesn't write wait what i'm sorry i'm sure if you read it it's a gag pen that doesn't write gag pen that doesn't

write used and derivative okay that was confused yeah i don't know what the used part is the mark would just grab maybe i don't know okay yeah the mark would just i'm just gonna the mark would just grab another pen when a when a wait just read it okay i'm just gonna object meets an unstoppable force a guy a guy who's bad at typing i'm just gonna read exactly what it says gag pen that doesn't write used and derivative the mark would just grab another pen here's the evolution teflon paper we make oh he's saying that the the pen the gag pen that doesn't write is has been used and it's derivative so this is got it got it i gotcha okay so his idea is we make paper that nothing sticks to not even ink we sell notebooks so even if they change pages they still can't

write pair that with a gag pen so they can't write even if they change books and you got a way to give someone a breakdown i like that i like that sold good good clean fun i just slack to the music video for gucci flip-flops okay i can't believe you haven't seen this where's the volume can you put the volume on okay so so for the pause it real quick for the viewers at home this is uh directly from will's old tiktok so buckle up we're getting pranked What the music is? I need you to listen to this for me. Gucci flip flops.

Fuck you, hit your bitch in my sack. This a big watch. Diamonds dripping off of the clock. Pull the sticks out. Winner's time. You guys aren't teaming? Give it to they pussy ass. Turn this shit up a notch.

Gucci flip flops. Make her kick rocks. This a big clock. Check the wristwatch. All right, well, I want to ask you a question. I want to ask you a question. You, so you guys were sitting there. Yeah.

Yes. And you said what to these people to get them to do that? We used to make music videos all the time. This was a very regular occurrence. That's cute. The YouTube, the full-length ones on YouTube are a lot funnier, but they're a lot, I don't know. You did full-length ones? Oh, yeah.

there's actually a full length gucci flip oh lord you look so how old are you how old are you in this um 20 21 where is this my husband man oh it was before my parents moved in but they just built it so it was just like i just brought all my friends up that's so funny yeah all right pitch me willie got a thousand likes yeah that's yeah tiktok was awesome back in the day um okay pitching you is my next move like ron ron and sorcerer stone pitching you is my next move new from nespresso blend wellness into your coffee routine with a coffee plus range infused with functional benefits choose the coffee you love with added b vitamins like coffee plus b12

to help support immune function and coffee plus b6 to keep your day moving or go with the flow and choose ginseng delight our new double espresso with ginseng extract whatever lies ahead don't change your morning let your morning change you discover coffee plus on nespresso.com uber setting where he can tell you he's not mad at you he's just not gonna talk sometimes when they don't talk i think today i got in an uber here and i was like hi sorry i was just i was late i was just running behind and he just stared at me and i was like all right for hunter and you just because my uber setting is hunter biden because i think i'm cool or funny or something and he didn't say anything you're talking you're talking to red foreman right now

yeah i get if anyone gets it i get it i think i did it because of you and then uh i just he didn't say anything i was like in the whole ride i was like this guy fucking hates me and then we get there and he's like all right have a really really nice day i was like oh thank you yeah i was like he didn't hate me at all is there is there a possibility like sometimes english isn't their first language and they know they know impossible they know the they know like the yes also a possibility maybe that's part of the setting yeah um or he was just like where's the laptop hunter yeah yeah oh oh yeah maybe he was a biden voter yeah or a biden hater biden hater all my homies love hunter biden i rock he's the only guy i would vote for he's the only guy in the next

election anyone else i'm not voting you're joining the dark side no don't don't even don't even get me started guys i i realized the error of my ways i promise i'm gonna vote in the next election hell yeah i'll drink to that brother all right i'll get a i'll get a drink with you at the airport lounge if you vote in the next election deal yeah does it can i pick whoever i want yeah but i get to pick any drink i want i don't care who you vote for yeah yeah but uh but i get i thought you were i thought you were gonna say my drink that's okay everyone comment everyone comment who i should vote for in the next election i'm gonna go margarita okay um wait i think i What do you mean with your pitch?

I'm too malleable. Okay. My pitch is... Okay, so you don't have a pitch. No, no, no. You didn't come up with one? Just give me a fucking second. My pitch is a way to make voting more fun for everyone.

Okay. What's the worst part about voting? You got to do it. you gotta do it and you're like does my vote even does my vote even matter it is pretty fun if you've ever done it it's actually kind of fun this is uh this is it when the kiosk opens up it asks for people like me who know nothing about politics it would give you a survey it would ask you questions on how you feel about important issues and then it would match you with the best candidate yeah i'm i'm pot i'm sure that no one would get their hands in there and try to

skew that one way or another you like i'm sure that would be really objective yeah do you like donut mondays you're like i do thank you it's like there's the survivor 50 is yeah and they're doing it's like it's like uh season like the fans decide all everything that happens not everything but like they put up all these polls basically and the result of these online polls are going to determine things about the season. Like challenges and stuff? Like whether there's idols or not, or how many people, or I don't know, whatever.

And yeah, but like the idols, like the way the questions are framed is so like clear what they want. Yeah, yeah. Would you like a cool idol or boring? Yeah, would you like idols which make the game super interesting and way more fun,

or would you like no idols which is super lame for bad guys? It's like, what? All right, should we do Am I the Asshole, Lauren? Yeah, let's do it. Okay. um playmate submitted yes it is nice um we are back okay this is lily okay am i the asshole so during college i hung out with this guy one time it didn't go

great so i told him afterward and figured that was it right wrong about a month goes by no contact nothing then one late night one of my roommates knocks on my bedroom door and says someone's here for you i immediately i'm immediately confused because i have no idea who would be at my door i open it and i'm greeted by three guys one is playing careless whisper on the saxophone another is filming me i'm in my pajamas laughing in disbelief and the third is holding a red rose turns out they were doing it as part of a pledge task that the guy i'd gone out with assigned them after the performance i'm told the guy is sorry for how the first hangout went and that he'd like another chance i thank them awkwardly close the door don't text or call the guy break the

rose in half and throw it away a few weeks later traumatic i know a few weeks later i run into him at a wait there we go it's gonna be a three-letter word house no i had to find a new picture party a few a few weeks later i run into him at a party i try to avoid him sorry i try to avoid him silly okay i try to avoid him but he finds me and says well did you at least like the music i say no i didn't i thought it was really weird and made me uncomfortable he looks genuinely shocked i just tell him i don't know what you want me to say to you and i walk away so am i the asshole that's a good question i don't think you're the asshole there's a lot of factors here i i think that he maybe put you in an uncomfortable position because

it sounds like the first one didn't go very well and it also sounds like you don't know each other very well yeah but i also think like that's not i don't think he i don't think he overstepped a ton like i think that's like it's fine that he like shot his shot that way yeah the where i feel like we're missing a key if you broke the rows in half i feel like we're missing a key detail here of like what went wrong like how did she say why the first hangout went poorly no she just said no she didn't say why if it just went like regular poorly i think maybe you could have been more just like oh yeah it was funny i'm just not interested sorry yeah rather than being like i don't know that's interesting i also this is inherent we're inherently biased because they're coming from

playmates so it's like i want to find a way yeah be like you are 100 in the right but i think we need to be objective and i think that yeah it's completely fine that you said it made you uncomfortable he was to be clear was he not part of the little sex he sent them got it interesting which i guess also is kind of like half-assed yeah it's a little strange i feel like her she's overreacting here yeah and by saying i don't know what you want me to say to you like yeah but i think like a little like a little dramatic drama's fun yeah true i don't know she's making it more interesting i would say i would say you're not the asshole but i also would say he's not necessarily no i think maybe you were a little you were a little too harsh when you

went up to him i think she's a little bit of an asshole oh man well i don't know i'm just being honest if they're ever the asshole then they'll stop listening right we still love you i'm an asshole sometimes i'm just like sometimes yeah i'll everyone like i i'll own my shit you think we're ever assholes yes really for sure i think everyone is when have we ever been an asshole actually the only people that are not assholes like will peters can't be an asshole are you kidding me he's a he came in our office pissed on my desk he's like the sweetest every time i have a conversation this is one of our co-workers every time i have a conversation with him i'm like how can someone be that nice it's because he on the side he's a huge dick to me and

will yeah it's all it's because he gets it all out through those like neo-nazi reddit forums he's in right um list no i still love you i just yeah i think i think you're right i think you're right we had we had sort of playmate colored glasses there for a second oh what color skin color skin color um okay well don't fucking mock me mock me okay well thank you should we do should we do teach me something teach me something all right snails can sleep for three months that's fucking crazy what's up with you or three years or something lately you've had you've been really into like reptile ass three years that's snails can sleep for three years if they get bored if they get bored how do they know there's not someone cool if it's like the winter and they

want to like a three-year winter i guess snails can look on the snails for sleeping for three years i don't know i've been i that's crazy i feel like i've been busy lately and i haven't been looking up as much stuff proactively on wikipedia oh yeah that's fucking banana lands all right we've all heard the word nimrod banana land like banana slug yes we've all heard the word nimrod right green day album we've all called each other called each other that yeah what does it mean uh it means it's sort of a it's well it's a play on the name of a guy nimble rodriguez who was a total klutz nimble rodriguez was a klutz his parents like really missed the mark yeah so nimrod is like someone that's like dumb like whatever yeah do you know it's that's uh the

only reason we think that is because we all or people in the past missed a joke that was supposed to be sarcastic and they thought nimrod was a real word so bugs buddy accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got the joke where he sarcastically compared elmer fudd to a to the biblical figure nimrod who was a mighty hunter and so nimrod doesn't mean that inherently but i don't think any of us got the reference and so we thought nimrod just meant like you're a dumbass interesting nimrod is in the bible he's a mighty hunter lauren google nimrod bible it's like on the first day yeah nimrod

his parents were kush that's fire son of kush and noah king in the land of shiner gosh guy sounds badass yeah he was all right should we do this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks today hey hey i slacked it to brian i did too you got here's what you gotta do you're you're one to brian and lauren in a group chat i mean it's fine for this this is a uh body cam footage this is bro thought he was smooth yeah this is a body cam footage of a cop like detaining a guy in a hotel room and he tries to get away i want you to uh i want you to pay close attention to the noise that the uh suspect makes and the and then the subsequent cop makes you just keep putting your don't don't turn something up don't turn something up

where are you going you just keep putting your don't don't turn up man don't turn up man where are you going that doesn't even move where are you going the suspect goes ah and then the cop laughs at him do you know how fuck you are don't turn up man don't turn up man where are you going 12 laughing at your ass that's funny your skin

is full of which one Will most recent one this one yeah what's the other thing that was the one I sent you but then I found a funnier one

oh god oh my god what you look like a walrus he's actually peeing himself this is a guy getting a tattoo oh no are you all right dude

you okay i don't feel comfortable tattooing you man he goes i don't feel comfortable tattooing you man and he's pissing all over the floor i mean they probably just saved that guy like a lifetime of pain because he's if you're he's gotta be so hammered he's peeing right yeah i guess you're really nervous about this like lion tattoo i guess the girl with the lion let's look at the other one i sent fuck it fuck it i don't remember what it was dude it's sketchy out here i don't have to walk back oh this is so sad you guys you said i could come with you Poor guy

Dude it's sketchy out here I don't have to walk back Why'd you come here I came here to see you guys You said I could come with you I think it's like the way The reflection off of that Totally

Bus is But he looks hysterical Who is he What is he trying to do I don't know He's trying to get on some Van Tour bus or something

No He ate the worm bro Come on what is that should we do things your dad loves to say what what did i say no no we that comment lauren said what does that mean i said i don't know oh should we do animals that don't exist or things your dad loves to say lauren dad dad all right also i'm sorry for being a bitch today you're not being a bitch at all being a bitch my stomach hurts and i'm my stomach hurts that's why i was 10 minutes

late i had to have a huge grumpy at home i was late because i was uh thinking about you having a grumpy i was having my stomach was in shambles when i woke up this morning like so last night an ice cream sandwich and i think that's why but normally my body reacts fine to dairy like i had salt and straw a few nights ago yeah but it was your ice cream maxing i stay ice cream maxing i'm normally fine but i had crazy cramps anyway tee it up as we were saying these are things your dad loves to say i got nowhere to be and all day to get there now we're cooking with gas i'm now realizing these are these are mostly specific to my dad so i don't know if any of your dads say this yeah um repeating the waitress's name three times after she tells it to him so he

can remember it i like that uh whenever my dad gets the bill for something he goes what did i break a window um when i asked my dad if he had room for dessert he would always say he had an ice cream sized hole in his stomach uh does anyone remember where i put my gun wait what like a dad what like all of our dads say it that's it uh i'd get too drunk and lose are guns what are my five favorite words i don't see why not there we go uh is that an ai dog um after a bad shot my dad always says a lot of golf left there we go there's only one rule there are no rules i had to put ai dolls yeah i love i love that it's been ingrained in my head since

is that an ai doll who put that in the butter who put that in the butter all right uh what's the other one animals that don't know what's the other uh i'm just a regular guy i'm just a regular guy all right for the record willie's been wanting to do uh animals animals that don't exist for like a year plus and for some reason i didn't think it was a good idea and then i started writing them down and i had a fucking blast so pretty fun right these are animals that don't exist pyclops they have 3.14 eyes uh forkfish one eye on each prong of its head and it stabs into its prey before eating it i love it humping bird uh wraps its swings around your leg does his worst uh scrantine it's a the scrantine it's the only animal that is

in the shape of a perfect sphere it lives in the desert and it rolls around sort of like a like an orb on the ground and it can reach speeds of 200 miles an hour i like that salmonella it's a fish who if you eat its meat you will get horribly sick nice uh grand dirt it's sort of a nordic uh take on the alligator okay uh its feet are like ice skates so it just slides around the ice and it chomps poo cock smells just like a peacock or poo cock looks just like a peacock but it reeks uh bray it's like a seahorse but the mouth is uh above air sort of like a periscope like it breathes the air but the body is swimming underneath there's nothing that does that i like that whale but it goes fully under like something that just like skims around on the surface of its

head out yeah that's fantastic scoople his jaw is so low to the ground that it drags on the ground picks up nuts seeds berries and gravel dragging on the ground nuts sounds like me uh whole gourd it's like a llama but it has as many legs as a millipede oh i got i got two more for you what no no lauren i was doing a bit with lauren about you what did i do it was about you i was doing a bit with lauren about you grass humper jumps out of the fescue wraps his arms around you does his worst cq cumper waits patiently for single cell organisms to come close but then it humps their brains out humping was on the mind here all right gay raff it's incredibly fashionable style that won't quit the humping bird is funny um all right what's your song of the day song of

the day we're going ventura highway baby i love it and uh my mom always gets mad because whenever we're whenever we're driving i will say that's not in the song comes on i'll go we're on that highway and she grew up here and she goes we're not we're nowhere near that that's a different place i love you mom your mom grew up in uh where here how does the little what part uh the valley and then she went to u.s she went to louisville high school which is google louisville that still that still exists it's an all girls catholic school this is like chris mack oh woodland house probably yeah it still exists calabasas nice yeah a little riff in the beginning of that song Average class size, 16.

Oh, wow. My mom bleeds blue and gold. Yeah, she grew up out here, and then she went to USC, fight on. She was a member of the Delta Gamma sorority. DG? DG. I have a mug that says DG winter formal 1988. That's fun.

Is Ventura Highway the 110? I don't know. into a highway and my son she goes we're not on that one we're on a different one we're on the 405 alright we love you guys so much

have a great rest of your Wednesday have a great rest of your week have a lovely weekend and then we'll see you guys bright and early on Monday happy June I mean happy June yeah happy pride

happy pride lauren happy pride thank you happy juneteenth will and i are always in your corner and whatever you decide to do that that's always okay with will and i thank you it's not about who you love it's about how hard you love them that's true for each king all right we love you guys comment uh comment score comment score score spam score spam score bye guys Thanks for watching!