Will & Rusty's Playdate - i got stalked by a live streamer

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

The gang recaps Memorial Day weekend, Rusty spills on his new man crush, and Willy reveals getting put on blast at dinner. They also discuss evil shoes, E.T.’s Star Wars cameo, and how to make your barbershop experience exponentially better. Finally, they draft The Office plots that don’t exist, ways to ask someone to hang out, and debate which Beatle would be the best hang. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP NEW MERCH HERE: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. VISIT https://us.dollarshaveclub.com/collections/playdate-podcast AND USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE FOR 20% OFF $20 OR MORE. 00:00 Intro 01:16 MDW Recap 07:12 Will’s Stalker 17:23 Cutting Line 2:28 New Friends 30:34 I’m the Captain Now 40:08 Roadmap 48:40 Pitch Submissions 57:07 Pitches 01:01:48 Teach Me Something 01:05:12 This Guy Rocks 01:10:39 The Office Plots that Don’t Exist 01:13:38 Ways to Ask Someone to Hangout #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

played it played it episode 109 109 rajan rondo yes or um matt stafford yeah and you said one last week you said one today matt stafford can you look him is that number nine yeah he's nine you said one the other day too that was nine really you thought he was eight and you got upset that i said it was nine nine well why'd you say that tony romo was tony romo google tony romo naked okay we are also getting into i'm a romosexual we're also getting into the play on words we can probably start doing age ages now too oh the rizzler yeah give me how old is the rizzler uh not uh eight seven rizzler sorry the way you said i know he's nine he's nine all right the rizzler app is our rizzler app uh lauren give me deuce tatum

Deuce Tatum. Is he that old? In my mind, he was like five. In my mind, the Rizzler was like five. Who is this guy? Six. That's just a year ago, though, so he might be seven. Seven, right.

Play date. We had a big – this has been the longest weekend of my life. Very long. It has felt very long. I don't remember what life was like when it wasn't. I agree. Yeah. It's been a fun weekend.

I was kind of partying it up, though. i saw you saw you out a couple times was having fun you were you were tearing it up there was also i think there was a lot of confusion on friday was that when we all went out together friday there's a viral hangout there was a lot of confusion as to at least on my part i don't know if you guys experienced this like who knew who yes 100 so like i would be talking to people like at bells i feel like we're all just like circling around each other under the assumption that it was like one of lauren's friends or like one of your friends but what had happened was i think lucas brought like a ragtag group of people that looked like they would either be

lauren's friends or your friends yeah yeah like side friends and that led to me having some interesting conversations it was viral i have a new man crush who i met the fucking coolest guy in the world his name is his name is jd okay uh and he is buddies with my friend jack who you met the other day yes and uh so jack is dating my girlfriend's friend and like jack and i met each other through them whatever and i was like this guy's gonna stink because you know you don't you have to meet like a you're forced to be like friends with your girlfriend's friends boyfriend correct yeah his crew killer oh my god top to bottom top to bottom at each guy cooler than the last but there's this one guy who's just he's just uh he's like a grown grown sweetie pie

you know and people just have grown up and they're just still a sweetie pie yeah he's the nicest guy i've ever met in the world that's awesome i uh i was or i ordered y'all hang out dude are you gonna get keep him i want everyone to experience this guy i'm gonna try and get him around as many people that anyone that i know i hope gets the pleasure of meetings he's truly he's the i woke up if i ever listened to a podcast and they said one of the hosts had met me and they were saying these kind of things would be the best day of my life oh i thought you're gonna say it was it would be like creepy no no i i i understand it might be a little odd he's just he's the coolest guy so i ordered a round of drinks for everyone and jd said that he wanted whatever i was having cool

guy move didn't know ask no questions when they all came out i was kind of handing them back and then i looked back and he didn't have one and i the i thought i thought i was like oh i'm sorry my bad uh flan said that i turned around realized that i forgot his drink i was like i am so i'm not normally like this like i he was just like a mental error i could have swore and i ordered it he was like oh it's completely fine he's the he's the nicest guy in the world he's probably he's probably sitting somewhere with his friends right now he's like that fucker didn't get me a drink that guy jack fucking i met the biggest dick dude he purposely didn't get me a drink yeah you had a big you had a big weekend willy had a viral weekend we yeah for nick's

lost on friday they won they won yesterday they won yesterday then i won a big boat yesterday saturday on the marina big boat it was fun it was uh yeah flan and her friends said they saw you out yes yeah i uh they were they were on my street yeah apparently liam and will were out smoking a cigarette and one of flan's friends said that liam and i look a lot alike and that was like that's completely fine to me it's just i'd never made that yeah and then i don't agree but then that girl lost all all uh credibility because she was like trying to explain it she was like in the same way that like you and willie kind of look alike and i was like okay the three of us look absolutely nothing like we're on a spectrum totally we're all on a spectrum but we my friends

always mix you guys up me and willie i think it's just because we have the pod yeah yeah and we dress the same yeah but like that that made me that made me realize like okay this person doesn't know what they're talking about she just she just thinks all men look the same if you think that me you and liam look a lot alike yeah and lauren you've never we're the first three men yeah it's someone who just thinks humans like a lot in the same way that like you and lauren look like an alien what that would be funny like if there was an alien here that would probably be an underrated like difficulty would be just yeah everyone would look the same yeah you went to an alien planet yeah do you think they're gonna show up what are you talking about i'm white it's like i that is

not even like well like every drawing of an alien looks the exact same like what would what would the if they had only seen one of us and they like had to start doing cartoon sketches yeah we would all look like them i learned a fun alien fact you want to hear it hit me it's a double whammy for you because it's aliens and it's star wars okay et et's species are in star wars oh what does that mean like in the uh in when they're at like a council meeting if you zoom in on you know those little pods they float in when they're all like voting i think i've heard this when the senate gets together one of the planets sorry i know i said i think i've heard this theory before where people like saw them in the background or something pull it up pull up like et in star

if you zoom in on one of the pods it's just like a bunch of ets go to that first one oh that's sick isn't that cool ah i love et which that means that there are humans in except this was a long long time ago and it got so far far away oh you think they outlived us well i think these aliens lived long enough to then do et but they occurred in different that's pretty funny isn't that interesting that's awesome i gotta show you something crazy that happened yeah scott and i got we got stalked why or why how also jack are those new uggs these are old uggs they look so fresh and here's my here's my beef with them lauren what you know like these look off right like they look like they don't look as cool as normal uggs we can

all agree that right turns out there i think i might have already talked about this there are two ugg brands there's one in australia which is the original one yeah and then there is an american one owned by like dockers and the american one is suing the original one to like put them out of business and so i i accidentally bought the fucking evil ones i think i have no you have evil shoes i think so i have no way of telling if they're the but they like they feel shittier than everyone else's so the australia ones are the good ones because it'll say on the logo ugg by australia i'm pretty sure there's like two separate but now i think they had to change it to ugg since 71 or whatever because oh can you imagine like if like a new podcast started

and they were like we're first of all how dare you they were like we're we are the playdate podcast and they just sued us until we couldn't be like that's insane how is that legal yeah wait it's in a different country they got the licensing in the u.s that's how it's legal but it's like how could any judge be like i'm gonna side with the evil the evil guys it's like an old like 90s disney predicament where like big business is like putting the little and they're just like well that's how it goes i think that we should start a third ugg podcast okay and sue both of them am i picking up what you're putting down right now yeah i was on my phone for the first part of that i was looking for this video to show you i wasn't just hacking and my neighbors just

texted that someone broke into our yard so i got a little distracted by that um all right okay this is scott and i at dinner last night and there wait can i just before you play this alone this is like how a guy with schizophrenia would tee up a video that like he was getting gang stalked we're like it's if it starts on the salad that to me is like a nuts guy being like there were little guys in three phones it was filming us through the window while we're eating dinner wait what he's holding two phones and then he has one on a like tripod are you on main street yeah that is at the library ale house is that place good so good yeah wait really break this down for me what how who and when we're last night okay scott and i at about eight o'clock

we decided to go get dinner at the library ale house the only seats they had were in the window just kind of fun for people watching where is this santa monica yeah just like jameson oh okay i knew i'd okay yeah and uh so we're sitting there people watching having fun and this guy walks up with a camera on a tripod a phone filming on a tripod and then two phones also filming in his hands i think it was like live or or filming or both or i don't know and uh at first it didn't have anything to do with he knew who you were or there's no shot i don't know there's no shot this could be your first paparazzi moment you got the b-team paparazzi coming out this is pop can i give him some advice willie yeah please i mean his my advice is that guy's a fucking creep we're it was

a funny thing we were showing our waitress and there were these other like girls sitting behind us that were like what the hell is that how long was he standing he was out there for like five minutes like it wasn't like a one also if he's facing the window why is it there's it's just glare against so that's the other thing he's like initially he was kind of filming like other people and we were like what the hell is that guy doing and then i think he caught on and i was just i was like this is the funniest thing i've ever seen and i think he caught on to how funny i thought it was it was like it's like if you give him a reaction then right that's what he wants if you give so i think if i had just not if i completely ignored him i might have been better off but i

was laughing so hard that i think he came up and just really got into it oh so isn't that insane that's insane i think that my p also i like scott's positive attitude towards like if i feel like if i was with you yeah that i would that would get old for me oh i can we were both just in a second and like did you say anything to him like stop no we're like what are you doing is he allowed to do that you're in public i guess so you no party wanted to go outside and be like hey what's going on no i don't know oh you should have uh spread your butt cheeks and put them against the window so all his streams got shut down no i did do that that was after good good good good uh i have a little bit of advice for this young man yeah one um just the angle that

he's holding the other two phones at it feels like maybe he should just focus on the one on the tripod yeah i mean there's no good content coming out of the like he's sacrificing quality for quantity here 100 do you think he's he must be making money off of this if this is like like there are people that just go out someone making money off of me and scott eating white bean hummus i think there are people out there that like so good they don't go outside and so they they like get their fix i want to find watching this live no i bet it's a lot i bet it's just a live stream you can just tune in it's like main street santa monica oh that's true people can like live vicariously through this bizarre bizarre i've been on tiktok and it comes

up like we ho bars and it'll be random people like filming everyone walking into the bars i don't like this guy and i think that he should be put down okay dude sorry um i i think i think that's a like you're making money off of this i kind of respect but you're willie you're an interesting person to this for this to happen to because you don't care about being filmed there are people out there that that would probably make them that would like ruin their night and they would like they would not feel comfortable this would be hysterical to me too i would be like i think that i would i think i would have to say something i'm shocked you didn't say something i mean yeah i didn't it was did the restaurant go outside and be like hey

uh it was i went to i went to pick up uh my viral pizzas yesterday a couple vps you know i'm like obsessed with companion that restaurant in san mario so we were on lincoln it is on and they don't do delivery so if you order the pizza you have to go there and yesterday was the last day they were doing hawaiian pizza and the last day ever i think they they like rotate them it was like the special gotta go so they like aren't gonna do it for the foreseeable future which i actually think is smart because i was like not gonna get companion but then i was like the demand yeah yeah when's the next time i'm gonna want to do also i was talking about this the other uh yesterday their their strategy is very interesting where it's like there's not a

ton of seats so there's never any reservations you can't order delivery so you have to go there and then there's like stuff like these types of pizzas where it's like it's going to be gone so they create this like scarcity thing where people like feel like they need to yeah i think it's really smart but uh but so i go like what we do for our podcasts yeah yeah because people want it every day right so we only we we really we're really holding strong we only do it twice a week yeah um but i went it was the best pizza best pizza i've ever had the the one that place is pretty close to my house i need to go all right that's high praise it's i i think it's the best pizza in la let me let me rephrase it's the best

um but they're so nice i showed up cute they said like great to see you again they like knew that we had been there before like i think they all yeah it's a tight-knit group that works there companion companion the owner came out and said hello and that's it so pizza's their main that's their main thing or no it's like pizza salad pasta pastry you can it's a i think it's a coffee shop during the day but there's like a record player playing they'll come and put a new put a new record on what about tell you a little bit about it's a fucking vibe in there wait what is where does that word come from companion yeah the word comes from the latin roots calm with and panacea i don't want to hear about your comp your panacea your calm panacea i calmed out of my so

those people down there that's the guy that owns it and his wife owns it with him as well i believe they own dudley what a sick they also own dudley market i believe so and then they own not no bar they own not no bar i believe and they own dang what's it uh narwhal coffee yeah yeah that's right yeah i'm only positive about companion and narwhal but i think they're involved with dudley is what is what i got apparently there's pizza not no bar but the guy that go the guy that owns it scroll up on him he's like orange or not orange he's like 30 he's got a mustache he's killing owns it as a mustache what the fuck they're dude they are the nicest people they were the nice people i ever met they came the last two times we've gone they

they like come over and have like nice conversation with you it's a fucking vibe that's sick i might i might bleep the name because it's already hard enough to get a reservation but i can only go at 5 p.m unless i book in like two weeks bleep uh wait did it just open this year wait is it because like at doubly market you can only make reservations outside of peak hours and then everything else is no i think you can make it whenever but like we usually do 5 p.m and there's a line of people waiting there at 4 45 wow damn yeah i want to go now uh oh i gotta who wants to hear me pick a bone with someone again do it i don't know i think you guys at least one of you is going to disagree with me i think or in one of you one of you is going to

agree or you might might both agree could be perfect scenario i am waiting outside of um layla bagel in santa monica and the my strategy usually is like wake up early go there's no line get my breakfast whatever we were having a little bit of a late start and so we didn't get there until like 9 30 not the end of the world okay and uh and we turned the corner there's like a fairly long line and i was like all right whatever we'll do it we get in line there's this guy in front of me uh keep in mind this is the middle of santa monica we're on the sidewalk he's not wearing shoes his feet are gross because he's been has been walking around santa monica with those shoes on i was like that's kind of odd whatever then and he's with his buddy then two

girls come up and yeah stand behind us in line they see those guys they cut us in line introduce themselves to those people like this is the first time they're meeting they said like my name's will my whatever the girl's name was will i'm just just bear with me and then they stayed in line with those guys and i was like if you have to introduce yourself so you got cut in line you don't know yourself you don't know but it was like they had planned it or something i don't know it just came off like it was a double hinge date it was a double hinge date but they showed up barefoot but it was it was my thing i took it out i wrote down my notes immediately if you have to introduce yourself to them you don't know them well enough to cut me in line and stand with them i don't

think they knew him at all i think they just wanted to cut in line then that makes me even more mad yeah like it was just i'm on your side and no one no one even acknowledged us this is leila leila bagel i think you should stop going to leila bagels and go somewhere else oh lord with the hammer because it's overrated oh lord with the hammer come on sick i love it i love it i agree it's like 18 bucks for a bagel that's not true dude i don't know 18 don't look at me i don't i've been there once i forget how much it costs it's like 16 or 17 i was blown away it was uh i don't know about that it was the most mad i've ever been i felt like i was on like a prank i feel like that happens all the time not to me you should have walked up after and been

like hey i'm people cut in line all the time yeah when have the last time you got cut in line like every bar i've ever been to oh that's different yeah i guess wait are you saying to get a drink or to get into the bar? To get into a bar. If someone cut you in line, you would let that happen? Yeah,

I feel like that happens all the time. Oh, really? We did a fucking... If it was a line at a bar, people would walk up and you just go like... At Bell's on Friday,

we were in line and seven of our friends joined us. We did. We had a super cut when we met up with you guys. We went to super cuts. I would have been so bummed

if I was in that line because it was like you guys were like middle of the line. Yeah, you cut the line. that's what I'm saying but we knew you I wasn't introducing

myself to you that's true we were meeting up there but like yeah that's gotta be devastating there were people right behind Will

that were like so close to getting in the bar and then just 12 of us joined Will so I guess I am not one to talk but it was

what threw me if they knew each other I wouldn't have batted an eye it was the fact that they introduced themselves you don't know them

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Willie, you had a pretty big weekend making new friends. Yeah. How was that? What are you doing? Nothing. Did you? What? Did you make any new friends?

Yeah, we actually made a lot of friends. Good. It was fun. I made friends at Jameson's for the basketball game on Friday, and then we met a bunch of new friends on Saturday on the boat. The boat. Yeah, it was fun. Was there a slide that went off the boat?

There was no slide on the boat. Did you make any new friends on Friday? Yes. Nice. That's killer. What do you want me to hear? I kissed a girl on Friday night? Is that what you want to hear?

Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. I am the only one. What? What? Oh, I actually did hear about that. you guys are a little you guys are a little you guys are a little uh what are you talking about that's what that's what guys and girls do actually everyone everyone was getting some on friday i was

looking around everyone was getting their rocks off it was crazy there is this one of lauren's friends walked into the bar and was talking to one of our was it yeah yeah no no pre okay but they were like dancing they were talking to talking to one of our friends and i may i was talking to scott i think willie's roommate and was like oh yeah and i was like i think that uh i think that those people are gonna make out in the next five seconds and we were like okay and then we turn around he the our friend is no longer with lauren's friend i panned 15 degrees to the left and lauren's friend and we can bleep are giving everyone's shit giving giving each other a tongue bath in the middle of the bar yeah then they were like grinding oh i know what is

going on we're all talking about they were living they were living i saw it so it was very funny is usually when you go out and you see like a really drunk person you don't have the context of what they're like sober i got to see her i saw her at santa monica bruco uh like two hours before yeah yeah completely sober very very sweet innocent seeming and nice and then fast forward two hours later she was holding her by her ankles and they were spitting each other around the room yeah it was a name on everything everyone was being funny on friday yeah the the next game starting at 5 p.m just put put our whole crew on sort of a accelerated timeline so are they almost toast what nicks yeah no wait can i actually the photo the photo of me is kind of all the time

you'll just have to blur yeah i will the girl this is a caught caught in action with my insane w riz i guess people were saying airdrop it you have to blur her though yeah that would be a violation i think are we gonna get to see you rizzing in real life yeah let's go you've been you've been you've become a little rizzler these last couple months all right leave me alone me explaining you're like all right so the crow's worth four points she's like i don't know how i ended up here so this is the grassland habitat um yeah that was me was that night time or day that was the following morning that was me explaining wingspan to her it's very funny you know so funny waking up at a guy's house and being like all right just gotta get out of here

he's like all right very quickly i'm gonna explain the most complex board game of all time oh what else happened that night jesus christ oh oh i ate a bunch of taco bell oh i did too actually really yeah we we went to santa monica brewing company with ty's parents his sister who just graduated college and then flan and uh we were there to watch the next game and there's the outdoor tv like because it was so bright out it was kind of if you the further away you were the harder it was to see like the colors weren't really coming through and there were a couple like primo benches and on the way in mrs stimmel said to this group of girls that looked like they were getting up soon like hey if you guys if you guys get up like let us know we got a couple huge nicks

fans over there because mr stimmel and ty are big nicks fans and this girl looked like this like nice sweet lady was just like fuck the knicks and it's like not like a bar environment there's like kids like playing and like dogs she was like fuck the knicks and then turned around and was like kind of jokingly just giving us shit like the whole time and then so z and i who were rooting for the pacers had to make it clear like every time the pacers scored we would like clap and like get up whatever like hoping she would turn around so we could be like we're on your side we're on your side and uh she finally she finally got it at the end but well the knicks had a big win yesterday huh yeah lauren um can we talk about your riz what was who were you rizzing

can we talk about it no why damn it well like you just don't give out any confidential there's no riz to be spoken about but so here's the thing that's frustrating what i feel like willie and i are very honest with the playmates and sometimes you're a little bashful no i feel i'm gonna make you cut like everything oh not everything i'm kidding i'm kidding well then you can't say that because then they're gonna get mad that give us one no we're not gonna cut anything we're not gonna cut anything unless you want to unless you want i'm gonna cut like a few specific details yeah okay lauren but i'm not gonna cut what just tell us one little tidbit about your riz i want to hear about your riz man what what do you want me to say i want to hear

about how you got a boy to kiss you on the cheek um what'd you say to him do we do i know him oh i thought you knew something i knew that lauren kissed a boy i don't know yeah i had like her best night of her life because her dreams came true again i can't even keep that in but yes you totally can neither he rocked it he was he was you know what's funny about him yeah he is the most mild-mannered guy in the world he likes to he secretly likes to party a little bit yeah one of my favorite stories about him in nashville i think we already told this he got in the elevator he got in the elevator to go up to his room it's a full elevator and

the hotel that we stay at in nashville is like the elevator is painfully slow like there's only like one that's in the whatever 24 24 20 floors apparently there were like 10 people in there he walked into the elevator fell into all the buttons and clicked every floor oh that's hilarious god damn it so everyone in the elevator had to stop at every floor while this guy who did not could not realize what he did wrong heaven so that night that night that he did that in nashville i also had a big night and that him doing that and apparently being way crazier after i left that's right you guys both got sent home it like deflected a lot of the like a lot of the blame off of me because they were like all right at least it wasn't him

yeah he secretly likes to party a little bit yeah it was uh him him and you make the same face when you're drunk because when i go up to him and i can tell he's drunk his hair he plays with his hair a lot when he's drunk so it was like straight up and he's just like wait he like gets so excited i have a really funny picture of us and uber on the way to tiny's my friend collins is like staring like right into the camera and like like in the corner of it he looks hammered it's just like everyone it looks everyone's disheveled you gotta bleep his name when you just said oh sorry bleep um all right well sorry for the playmates that we just told you a bunch of stories that you're not gonna be able to understand but i think it'll be fun

look at the gist let's just say it was a big party weekend big party it was a big party and i'm uh i was about to say i think i'm due for a chill one but we are going to margaritaville at sea in two days um so i'm i'm so excited about margarita are you guys gonna sleep in bunk beds no we all have our own rooms it's kind of nice actually our own suites our own captain's suites i don't know if that's what they're called but i'm i'm the captain now we were laughing when we were on the like we're when we're on the yacht thing on saturday you don't need to say yacht thing you're starting to make a lot you're starting to make a lot of money now just own up to it you have a yacht no no no liam's girlfriend rented and her friends rented it i actually didn't

pay anything i don't know if they're gonna request me but i didn't pay apparently apparently it's like 1200 bucks for a couple hours three hours for three hours if you people if you bring 12 people it it would be more fiscally responsible to rent a yacht every weekend and party there it came with alcohol that's what i'm saying we brought a whole cooler full of stuff and there was already i was like oh my gosh it would be it would make more sense yeah to every weekend rent the yacht rent a yacht and party there but there were a few funny it was like they were he's like do you want to just like stay in the harbor it's a lot more like it gets kind of choppy out there sometimes and so they're like yeah and then after an hour and a half of just circling the

marina we're like all right so liam was like told him was like let's go hit the seas and we get out there and it's like it was like too much kind of but what does the boat look like i'm like i want to see i don't know what i just want to know i want to do this for my birthday sorry continue no we were just laughing about like the i am the captain now is that like this uh beast there's a helicopter no that is not it that is a helicopter like this yeah it's more like that i saw pictures it was way bigger than that like this like that yeah that's fucking killer it was like that it was something it was very much similar to that that might be it actually it was very cool but it was funny that we were saying like the i am the captain now like if if all that happened but

it was just like uh like 12 of us like drunk on a on a yacht like oh yeah okay yeah that's fine we got like boarded by pirates like oh my god can you just drop us off i don't care at all you can have this oh i thought you meant we rented if the if the kids had like a lord of the flies mutiny no to the rental and they were like i'm the captain i was like yeah man what you literally are you can do whatever you want yeah it was fun it was fun i'm hungry oh i had two empanadas this morning oh man i'm gonna have oh from dog town i gotta go to the grocery but i don't same i got nothing i fell for one of those uh you know those like ads you get on tiktok for games that are ass or just like two things you're shooting a gun and like kind of if you don't kill enough

guys you got to go shoot a gun to get a better gun so you can shoot it and then there's like a giant sometimes and a big oh no i don't have enough to kill the giant and so then i have to yeah totally it's that one but it's it's those types of ads but this one's like the plane that you like slingshot and you have to like buy wings and oh i don't know if i know about it's fucking awesome i just got it but the i always was like how are they making money off this because they're not yeah there's nothing on there i now know how they make money on because i've had it for two days i spent 15 on wings no no on um it was seven bucks for no no ads for eternity okay i never have to watch another ad and then i ran out of uh swipes so i bought 200 for uh 15 bucks that's

great so you spent twenty two dollars uh roadmap my accountant does listen actually that's funny like if you think about it to the pod saying like my my dad does all my finances he's a big big playmate so that's funny dad i did oh my friends were my friends didn't know collins loves your dad's almond butter company and because she saw that i have a bunch in the cabinet and she was like oh my gosh his dad like she loves that she loves it are they like nationally distributed yeah she's very excited i believe they're the i believe they're the number two almond butter now behind justin's even my even my visitor my visitor friend got some barney butter no like well on friday night no oh wait oh yeah we do my dad does send my dad

sends the the no i don't the person that lauren kissed on the mouth my dad sent barney butter what he got some yeah i don't know everyone got everything uh all right we have a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear also fucking keep that keep all that barney butter stuff guys if you're out there and you have a hankering for some free ads we just remember when you used to not want his company name in the pod did i yeah it's probably because they were like rats found in it or something remember oh what do you remember oh no no this is the this is the story yeah some guy sued saying he saying he found glass yeah yeah yeah almond butter and my dad was like there's no glass in our like that's impossible and then they did some research

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find pictures of jack's mom i actually there are pictures of me and some of them they came over to do a photo shoot one time they were doing a i guess they were not doing a story on our house my mom was doing a story on her own house and uh and they're photographing it and the woman wanted like candid conversation pictures like it looked like we were just a family hanging out in the living room yeah and so she was like all right tell a you know tell them a story or whatever and so i was just sitting there talking and she was like no you need to like do your hands or whatever so there's a picture of me with my hands like this and i'm saying i caught a fish this big and everyone's laughing it's probably a hit we'll put a picture of it right here

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there's rock in my yard there's rock in my yard wait we should add rocks in my yard we should add another verse one day when they landed on plymouth rock what'd you say the duane johnson the rocks in my yard what'd you say i said that we should add another verse one day and then surprise them oh i don't know if they can handle that i got a finger infection oh and i've decided is that what they're disgusting is that what they're calling it these days it's from well it's called a yeast infection i got a fingered infection will didn't wash his hands now i have a fingered infection i am so sorry about this man yeah uh you laughed you can't say that that wasn't i got it's from biting my cuticles and my nails which i've been a nail biter for my whole

life yeah and i am tired of it and it's embarrassing and i'm gonna i'm telling you right now on the podcast live i'm gonna quit i'm gonna find out a way to quit i'm gonna get clear nail polish and start putting it on every day oh does that help because it makes it taste like shit if i try to bite yeah oh you know what you know what you could do i was addicted to uh sucking my thumb when i was a kid yeah and my mom uh bought these like like clear guard thing that like went over my thumb yeah she said if i kept it on for a week then i could go to cvs and buy anything i wanted cvs was my favorite store i thought that that was like where everything was and so i got a notebook so you're saying i could maybe incentivize myself with a notebook no i'm saying we should just get

you the clear guards i think the nail polish would make more sense or just every morning dip your hands in shit will is just wearing these or just start being a guy who wears gloves you think i could pull off gloves no no it's the opposite of fingerless gloves it's it's only finger just like all those little you know like finger condoms yeah yeah like cut your finger at work yeah well that's how you prevent a fingered infection yeah that's what we cut my hand to make a barbecue uh well willie i just want to say i'm very proud of you i haven't done it yet we're gonna we're gonna it's my second infection in like pretty recent we're gonna find a cure grossed out we're gonna find a cure i'm gross i don't think there's there's i don't think

there's any there's i'm happy that you want to better yourself but i i've never if you think you're walking around and people are seeing your fingers like i've never yeah the only time i noticed it was when you showed me one time i know it's just like i'm too i'm too old to be fucking biting my fingernails like a baby sure if there's any playmates out there with like plugs for good finger gloves yeah let us know it's just when it's so gross the infections are so gross i see does it reek yeah oh it smells yeah actually yeah is that why it's gross yeah well it's this people are gonna like stop listening i don't even want to hear this but like to do to treat it you have to like lance it what does that mean like pop pop it with i'm done i'm done i'm done pop what

i'm done it like pop balloons all right all right all right all right all right and everyone's everyone eating lunch right now when you pop it it reeks um do you ever hear about that guy who uh his his wife so sorry his wife was like they'd been married forever he'd never his breath never smelled bad and then one day at like one month it was just like oh my god like your your breath like fucking reeks should you have to go to the dentist he had like some abscess in the back of his mouth and when the doctor uh was trying to like check out what it was he accidentally popped it and it smelled so bad all the nurses threw up in their masks oh maybe let's change all right wait we we didn't finish the roadmap we stopped

uh the after this guy rocks we were gonna do the office plots that don't exist i'm excited i'm excited about that as well and then ways to ask someone to hang out i don't know if mine are good mine are not good but they're but it's awesome because we're doing it together yes and then we are gonna do rusty's song of the day uh i believe we have 2,500 of you now i just thought of one other funny story can i say it real quick of course it was we got i we were walking to scott's birthday dinner after a whole big day on the yacht i was like let me stop in cvs real quick and i went to i was gonna get party hats for us all the way they didn't have them but they had like a balloon that said happy birthday so i got it and i tied it to him and so it's sort of a fun

thing for dinner yeah uh and then we went to manchega great i've never been it was like tapas nice but i think everyone no one knew like who was supposed to order the tapas so i feel like no one ate anything but you need like one like ringleader like here's the plan here's the game plan but then we went to not no bar after and he still had the thing taped on his uh arm and like people just like in our group kept like hitting it because it was like just like a how can you help yourself and it just kept nailing this one girl behind me and i was watching it i was like guys like i don't know i know where i'm from maybe we don't then she was like stop stop hitting me and then my friend sophia was like what it's a balloon and i was like okay i think guys i think

i'm gonna go on a limb and say i think she's in the right it was just funny that he had this thing on his arm and it was like not a problem until we got drunk yeah it was just people could not stop just punching it i thought you were gonna say they brought out a birthday cake and the candles like popped the balloon no that would have been funny too though did you see that video those girls they brought their friend out to dinner and they they thought they put like the sparkler candles in it but there were fireworks oh my god look up like birthday cake fireworks accident it's fucking wild yeah this top one this it's fucking crazy wait where'd she go she got out of the way she was the guy behind them

what the hell that's awesome that's crazy i was hoping they were gonna do like they they kind of did it that's hilarious you can hear it you can hear them like pew and like crack in the background that's funny that's crazy i mean can you get like sued

for that i feel like yeah maybe right maybe i mean how do you you're not allowed someone there's some there's some funny guy in the group that didn't think it was gonna be that bad but he thought it was gonna be like a little bit bad or maybe he bought them he didn't realize his birthday dinner was that was that a restaurant yeah oh that's so funny the guy behind them handled it pretty well he just turned it was that's like the face i give someone if they're like talking too loud at a restaurant yes you see i wonder like yeah i guess you can do that like the restaurant's never gonna check to make sure they're not fireworks yeah or it's like uh that's like a like al-qaeda's latest attack al-qaeda's here they like change everyone's

birthday candles with fireworks for one year one year how do they keep doing this all right hit us with a pitch lauren pitches okay first pitch is from jack murphy hi jack murphy jack murphy says hello lauren and her two little russian nesting dolls first time pitcher here i've got a pretty revolutionary uh first time pitcher who is it um garrett cole who's the guy that's a paul skeens last year okay sorry i agree good i was right there with you all right he says what is the worst part about stopping on a road trip oh uh it's usually because one guy has to pee and then you have to get your pee out even though you don't really have to just try to time it so everyone can get the right snacks and or you get

often like that the first gas station is like kind of far down the road just every mile you're driving you're like oh fuck i'm gonna have to retrace this okay he says not knowing what snacks the gas station has or you or getting in there and realizing that they don't have your favorite candy or soda introducing snack search an app that not only shows how many gas stations and restaurant stops are within distance but they also but also what kind of goods they have to offer want some m&ms there's a gas station with a great selection in two miles feeling skittles instead the mobile a mile further has the big bags for you i think this will change the game on snacking forever that's fantastic that would actually be great so instead of searching for a

gas station you search the snack you want and it tells you where it is yeah i okay this is maybe a hot take i think there are there are enough snacks that i like that that's not ever an issue i you i always find something i want yeah like there's never gonna i'm never gonna be in a gas station and they don't have anything i like i there was a gas there's a gas station at the top of my road and they were the only ones that had the um the sweet chili jack links beef stick okay and so i would go out of my way to go to that gas station even though there was one closer because that's where i could get my favorite snack that's really cute thank you you have um a really really fun outlook on life thank you appreciate that yeah i think that's fun i mean i feel like when

i go on maps sometimes i want to just be able to search like something so specific and i'm surprised that apple hasn't but it's incorporated that into yeah i guess i know i've never been like maybe it's like oh i really i'm craving like a burger or a cheesesteak or something or a hat a hat or something but like not like a specific i'm craving hat yeah all right i love that jack last night you got one crazy hat you got a crazy hat dude the girl that came over last night gave me the craziest hat what's green top hat sparkles all right who up okay thanks jack all right who up right now next pitch is from dylan common if you're awake right now dylan latour hey dylan dlt latour

he says hi snap crackle and pop crackle pop snap i've got what i believe to be a million dollar idea i'm listening everybody loves paintball and it's a great company outing or bachelor party style event that gets everyone closer but what is the one thing that almost every guy would kill to do again wait what say it again so just say it again okay everybody loves paintball yep and it's a great company outing or bachelor party style event that gets everyone closer but what is the one thing that almost every guy would kill to do again i don't know i don't know given that context i don't know wait be a kid uh he says shoot just shoot your friend in the face with a paintball gun okay well he says play

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this up a notch because if you if it's just a normal field and pads guys are going to get like hurt and winded and it's not going to be as fun as you think i think you you take a note out of like sky zones okay uh trampolines it's just a saw it's like one of those basketball courts that's like softer so there's no when you fall down you can still run on it and everything but well my question is did you ever play tackle football in like sixth grade yeah like this isn't that isn't necessarily like a related like i don't know that me and my friends would have any idea what we were doing yeah i wouldn't want to hit my friend like tackle my friend at full speed i think i think football helmet i'd be worried i was gonna hit my own head i think you would i

think you'd want to if i got you in the pads you'd be excited maybe i've never done it i've never worn football pads in my life but you'd have they'd also maybe you can with that you can rent like you it comes with like an offensive and defensive line so it's just you and your buddies go out there and only play like the skill positions yeah that could be better i i joined when i was a freshman going into my freshman year high school i joined the football team that summer and then really i didn't know this about you so well i emailed the coach i was like i want to play football was this oceanside no no i went i didn't go to the academic magnet we would have been playing against sam hartman and shit but uh the i emailed the coach i was like i want to join

incoming freshman and he's like all right great first practice is uh next friday bring all your pads and everything and i got that email back and i was like mom i don't think i can do i'm gonna get killed out there i was tiny oh you didn't he lost you at pads you thought just lost me at any sort of actual realization of what i had just yeah sign up for yep i had and then i'd also emailed the cross-country coach and he said practice starts too i can come that and i was like i i i don't even know my i was just so it was so intimidating i i guess i think what scared me about both of them was that the practice started like before school started so i was like going into high school i'd been a tiny private school going into like a bigger public

school like i was like not totally confident and i was so scared and so i just told both of them that i quit before i ever showed up oh like this kid's got heart yeah and then i ended up playing soccer that like coming spring but the only there were always a couple kids every year that they realized when going into their senior year like this is my last chance to play a sport i haven't played yet yeah one of my best buddies did uh did just like the two a day like he signed up for the football team so he was in like the middle of summer doing it with them and then quit once the season started because he realized he didn't like football okay it was like the only reason people are doing that is doing like the two days like the brutal summer shit like sacrificing your whole

summer is to get to is to get to play real football and apparently he's like great and then he quit right before i was like i i think he realized like he couldn't go to the football games like he like loved they were so yeah he like loved going to them and then he loved like he wanted a party on fridays and stuff i think he realized like i'm not gonna be able to he You realize you can't play and watch the game at the same time. You have to pick one. Yeah. My brother was not very good at any sports, at least to start,

but he got 13 varsity letters, which means he played fall, winter, spring every single year, and one year did two sports in the winter. That's insanity. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, he did cross country. Wait, how was he not a good athlete, but he did that? Like, I mean, I think by the end of it, he was, like, decent.

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Visit timhordens.ca slash triangle for details. We're readers. Yeah. I mean, now he's become a great runner. but he did a cross-country track swimming and tennis every single year which is insane that's a damn that's like one one above what phil my buddy phil did did a varsity sport every year every season for four years wow i think was captain six of those times i was captain of the golf team there you go all right what's the worst part about seeing a dog you want to pet

it has a boner and so it feels like you're getting it off when you pet it. Lauren? You can't take him home? You don't know. I saw the cutest doggies. Two good options. Two good options. You don't know if the dog and the owner

are down to be pet or to let you pet them. And the owner. You don't know if the dog's friendly. You don't know if the dog's shy. There was a dog at coffee this morning and you could tell it wanted to be pet because it was looking at you but every time you put your hand down it like got skittish and walked away there should be a collar that has a slide thing on it where yeah there's a clear part and you

can slide it so a different color is on it oh it's like a bathroom sign yeah yeah occupied red means red means uh doesn't want to be pet and there's a threat of it biting you yeah purple is like uh it doesn't want to be pet but it's that's just because it's shy and it's not it has nothing to do with you personally and then the other one is it's open to be pet but it doesn't like everyone and then green is like full steam ahead wants to be pet by everybody i like that so you can be like that is a dog that is open to being pet right now full steam does it it's like and there was one that's like it needs to be pet or it's gonna freak the fuck out does the dog get to pick the setting or the well the owner the owner kind of conferences with the dog and it

dogs don't talk english yeah dogs don't talk english they're portuguese that's true all right pitch me willie burping burping come on hand up i'm burping all right one second one second i'm trying to figure out i really don't want to go to the grocery store but i shouldn't spend money on like i know me too i think i'm gonna spend more money i think i spent so much this weekend this is a this was devastating this was a financially crippling week devastating i just get drunk then i get excited and i want to buy everyone drinks and i got i got some requests that i'm gonna recoup some of it but as the the upfront hit was pretty mind-blowing oh you request people for drinks after or you're saying for like yeah i feel like the way i not like if it's like

i'm gonna get your drink at the bar but we like sat at jameson's for like hours and we're all ordering drinks and food and the way i the way i pitch it i've left myself like no loophole to go through to be like that i maybe would want some of that money back like the way i'm asking people if they want to drink is like no no this was like we sat at a table and had a waiter at the end i said i'll put my card down yeah i will say when someone's doing that at jameson's i there's no part of me that is going to pay them unless they request me yeah yeah but i think if i was like yeah yeah um barber comfort you know like uber comfort where you can set like whether you want to talk whether you want music how nice you want it to cool you want it how nice you want them to

be are you nice yeah barber comfort if it's because i i get i know the whole thing i like barber yap or no yap or whatever but i'm i different every time i did it for now all the time every time i go different like sometimes i'm like i'm i feel like i would i would like to chat with this guy and sometimes i'm like i don't want to talk at all yeah so it's just a little setting on your barbershop i love that i like that you let them know if you want to talk i also you could put in you could discreetly put pictures of the haircut you want so you don't have to do the thing where it's like i want to look like this hot guy i like that too yeah that's what theo james did when we got our hard cuts next he showed he showed uh yeah he said

he was like why am i oh i know you look kind of like a dish bag in this book because i did my had like this and uh it was like an old photo of him or something yeah it was like an old photo of him from white lotus probably oh when i was in high school i only wanted like the standard white guy haircut but i did not ask for it so i just showed him coach taylor from uh friday night lights what is that google google coach taylor friday night it's like insane mohawk i just showed him that oh classic white guy just give me that that's funny i also thought he was the coolest do you guys go to different barbers every time like you're not picky about that no i go to the same i mean theobald kind of just stick with uh service you travel and as a duo you think i

shouldn't be doxing him the uh the like my co-pilot i guess barber world the uber comfort conversation thing reminds it's one of my favorite tweets of all time it was trying to figure out if the barber can tell i'm i lied about my job and he goes ocean king sounds stressful he goes it can b i saw that uh all right should we do teach me something teach me something lauren i'm gonna airdrop you a photo and willie i want you to close your eyes until until i tell you to open them okay can you do that for me i can't can i talk can you be brave yeah you can totally talk i hear yeah can i hear would it be fun if you could close your ears you know i'll be doing it around y'all motherfuckers

come on all right will you happen y'all y'all yeah keep your eyes closed will it uh i'm about to show you a map of central europe before the unification of our present day countries as we know them now okay this is dated 1444 and i think you and i both really like like fantasy stuff and kind of like imagining new worlds i'm at exploring new places i think that you and i would both like it better if we lived in a place that looked like this this open your eyes these are all the countries back in the day in 1444 oh my god isn't that cool you could like like crazy each place was probably like a new world with like new customs and culture and stuff isn't that sick yeah it was just like a fucking crapshoot germany was a fuck show

doesn't everything else is like still like reasonably sized things and then germany is like every four feet is a different house yeah but isn't that cool like there's a new lord in each play if you get banished from one like banishment now is a big thing it's a big big problem if you get banished like you gotta yeah this you get banished and walk like six feet to the left and you're like i'm in hamburg i know i got banished from santa monica such annoying such annoying what did he do he uh you know the pier he tried to set it on fire is this true yeah who is it scott scott that's why you guys scott seger set the santa monica pier on fire so you guys live like right on the venice line yeah right on the border

he can't come in this way all right teach me something willie all right did you know about um have you ever heard of mark twain of course mark twain he was a pirate no he's an artist artist of author uh i read this he in his like later years i guess after he wrote fucking huckleberry finn or whatever uh he invested the equivalent of like eight million including like borrowing money and like everything he could scrounge together into something called the page compositor which is supposed to be like a type writer i don't know it was like some it lost to like a different kind of typewriter as like the like it was like he thought it was gonna be the future of typing and he put like everything that he could get together into it and it failed

and apparently it led to like the debt like his family like no longer had like any of the wealth that he had like worked so hard to like accumulate and like apparently like he lost his like creative edge after that and just kind of his life fell apart after he invested everything he just he just the only way to write books was on the on the competitor's typewriter and he's like i won't out of principle i won't do it it's just fun that's hilarious yeah what a cool guy um all right should we do this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks today hey all right lauren we're always airdrops yeah i love it yeah but then it makes you lauren have to take an extra step so this is uh an account called bass and bougie okay it's a guy who likes fishing and his

wife is taking a video of him coming back from a fishing trip with his quote side piece which is his boat so let's just see let's just see these people i i he's got a side whenever i see every once in a while i see a a you know middle-aged couple and it is everything i want out of life 30 years from now so let's give it a shot lauren here comes michael y'all he's back from his two-day tournament in chattanooga he was gone for what thursday friday saturday sunday he's a good backer in her is he gonna hit the fence that's Morgan Wallace

I heard this on the way up i'm digging that right there he said he said he gonna smoke you like a pack of lucky strikes chain smoking i can get with that country song i bet you can i'm gonna change smoke you on this isn't that awesome wait they're so cute it's so originally i saw this video i was like oh my god she's about to like bust him for cheating or something because like the side piece thing really threw me off got it yeah and then it was just like it's just two people that are in love with each other oh he said he gonna smoke you like a pack of lucky strikes and she

was like that's a country song i can get with oh and then i think he said he was gonna smoke her like a lucky yeah yeah you like a lucky strike they seem so happy i'm obsessed with that i want to own a house someday me too i think that's i don't a completely reasonable dream it's getting less and less reasonable no i'm like scared how how is that it's insane when's that gonna be able to occur uh so for willie and i it'll probably be when we're 35 for you it'll be whenever you find a husband that can no do it when i become a boy uh no realistically i think that i think that in five years playdate will have made us all multi multi millionaires and we are gonna live next to each other how'd you laugh at that you don't think we're gonna be successful i think we

well i hope i don't know hopefully i hope i'm a billionaire well don't get too crazy i wonder if that is even possible for me in this lifetime a billionaire yeah you just have to get um a billion dollars you were gonna like do the math and then you realize like the amount of money we have is literally i'm halfway there are there any trillionaires is that a thing they're they say that maybe the saudi family are trillionaires because we don't have access to their uh i mean they were like we can't see their finances the same way we'd be able to see like an american persons but they basically they they have like unlimited money because of the oil money yeah but an individual i doubt it i doubt there's an individual trillionaire okay who this this is the

goon father. Oh, God. What's up, Dean? How are you? What's going on? You got the bras in the same order as last time. You have, like, a camera. Oh, those are bras? Yeah.

I thought it was going to be a one-time thing. Do you want to sell me? I mean, like, for a hundred dollars, would you sell me yours? Anybody want to sell one of your bras? 100 bucks on like you know that's really not a great profit bras are expensive

120 yeah sports bras count no sorry Dean 120 that guy should be banned from Star Wars

isn't that fucking insane I would sell the one day I wear a sports bra I would sell a I would sell my underwear for a hundred bucks. A hundred percent. I think bras are kind of expensive though, right? They are.

But also here's the thing. If, if the guy just liked bras, he would have, he would have taken the sports bra. The fact that he needs it to be underwire only means he's doing some sick. I mean, he's covering himself with them. Is that what was on his face? Yeah. He had them all over his face and sealed his car. Wait, I thought he was wearing like a.

He is a sick and twisted puppy. Oh my gosh. I thought he was wearing like a. I did too. I thought he was like a mascot. ask um what like i should never be able to buy coffee i don't think that guy rocks for the record no i'm terrified of this actually i think that we should look into that guy all right should we do the office plots that don't exist yeah i'm excited for that nauseating these are the office plots

that don't exist somebody from the warehouse gets on jeopardy and michael can't wrap his mind around how that is possible he organizes a big watch party he organizes a big watch party and screams wrong answers after every clue all while the warehouse worker wins a million dollars jim and pam take him in the whole office to poor richards to calm him down where it is trivia night and they pay the host to only ask about things michael knows to restore his confidence oh that's very nice i like that a lot this is kind of in a in a similar vein um the company can only afford to pay half of the workers bonuses and so michael comes up with an idea to have a company-wide iq test and so that the smartest people will get the bonuses uh michael takes it for fun and realizes

that his iq is technically special needs and so in order to get in touch with his new culture he He watches Forrest Gump and Rain Man and stuff to learn about his new people. That's lovely. Yeah. Dwight becomes convinced that somebody is stealing office supplies, so he sets up a hidden camera on the supply shelf. Jim sees what he is doing and comes in at night when he knows Dwight is watching and pretends to hide a bomb in Michael's desk. Dwight comes in in the morning frantically yelling about a bomb and looks like a total bozo when there's no bomb in Michael's desk. uh while dwight is freaking out we see phyllis stuffing office supplies into her purse i love

that um michael sees a video of google's new office online and wants to make their office mirror the smart offices of of silicon valley to streamline communication everyone has a cup and string attached to each other uh mose is a ai robot uh and dwight throws all the trash in the lake so that it can't make it to the ocean i love that yeah kevin makes chili so hot when it's spilled carpet nightmare onions in the chili now it's everywhere yes carpet wild nightmare with spilling of chili so hard to clean but hey that kevin there are kids smoking cigarettes outside the conference room window every day during the summer when they would normally have the windows open to let in a nice breeze but they can't

because the room would smell like cigarettes so they hold a smoking isn't cool fair in the parking lot to try and get the kids to quit but secretly dwight is just trying to get them to switch to vaping i love that vaping future all right can you read your kevin one again yeah so what i was saying for the kevin one it was kevin makes chili so hot when it spilled carpet nightmare onions in the chili now it's everywhere yes carpet wild nightmare with spilling of chili so hard to clean but hey that's kevin my love be like you want to do ways uh someone to hang out these are ways to ask somebody to hang out i got room on my tandem bike they all kind of sound like you want to fuck yeah

uh i want a tandem bike so i want to look for clues wait do that again i was talking want to look for clues my stories aren't going to listen to themselves shall we share this space okay this i meant i didn't mean this one to sound sexual but then when you said they all sound sexual now i'm thinking of this way maybe one come fill my pee pod what like there are peas in a pod like mine's open you didn't think

that would sound sexual at all come fill my pee pod alright man shut up I can't do this alone

come play catch wanna make this group effort wanna play after work do you wanna be in the exact same place at the exact

same time isn't it odd that that's what hanging out is yeah my parents are out of town yeah that was

so stupid that was our worst draft ever yeah i also had i need a dance partner yeah i think that just wasn't a good draft yeah that's fine that's my fault no it's not yours okay um yeah hanging out is hanging out is weird because it is a cute concept i know but it's kind of embarrassing to as as adults to be like i do you want to do you want to come like enjoy each other's company i think that's embarrassing yeah i think there's something very beautiful and special about it i also had a pitch idea we all we got i had a pitch idea for what's the worst part about uh playing like physical chess on a chessboard like this instead of online you can't take a break you have to you have to like make sure everything's centered and like move the piece

move the pieces so that they're in the middle of the square they should make a chessboard where there's magnets on each square and magnets on the bottom of each chess piece so it you put it down it automatically like centers it yeah i don't know that's a big issue some of those out for me it is for me it is probably all right who's ready for rusty's song of the day hit him we're gonna do hello goodbye by the beatles a good song uh i love it i just learned it about it the other day and i i'm more of a paul mccartney guy than a john lennon guy and apparently john lennon hated this song he said it was just google what it what did john lennon say about hello goodbye he said it was like a bunch of just a bunch of nonsense

yeah i mean i think a lot of beatles songs you could make that argument no but he was saying like there was no meaning behind it lemon yeah lennon remained dismissive of the song he said oh he it just says he pushed for like a different song to be oh he said he said i am the walrus to be the he said it was the more commercial but he i there was something in the wars is way more not no that's what i'm saying but he was he in his head that was much more deep and that this was just a bunch of like shit strung together that didn't said the decision to choose hello goodbye was one more nail in the beetles coffin that's that's like bad right yeah yeah yeah i'm not a big john lennon guy

seems like a goofball i'm only a serious guy he just seemed like that he seemed like the worst out of all four of them like i didn't the whole the whole like have you ever seen that picture where it's like stay in bed like grow your hair or whatever he basically was saying like as a protest you should like stop working stay in bed grow your hair out whatever it's him and yoko standing there while a maid does their like cleans their bed and all the feedback was like you can do that because you're like a billionaire like like that's not for how smart of a guy he was i don't understand how he didn't see that yeah yeah well you're gonna love what happened i don't know this song i'll have to listen i go i go uh george harrison paul mccartney ringo john lennon in

terms of guys i would want to kick it with yeah i don't i don't know if any of me and the beatles would like i don't know if i would i think you're a ringo you and ringo would ringo would get a kick out of you he'd be like i'm playing the drums all right we love you guys so much have a great rest of your wednesday have a great rest of your week drive safe be happy drive safe on the weekend have fun with your friends and we'll see you guys bright and early on monday we love you so much comment uh comment which which beetle you think willie would like willie the most i'm on the drums my all right bye guys lauren play that play that theme music where some see heroes and others see egos bloomberg sees the era of billionaire athletes

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