Will & Rusty's Playdate - i hit my barista with my car

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

Will affirms his love for Juan Soto, Rusty delivers a history lesson on the papal conclave, and the boys debate club vs. cream soda. They also investigate getting pee shy, the allure of cold showers, and calling your landlord “mom.” Finally, they draft ways to say you're hungover—and phrases to use when ending things with someone. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP GOD IS A PLAYMATE TEE: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod/products/god-is-a-playmate-tee RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT HTTPS://WWW.BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT www.mudwtr.com/playdate! #mudwtrpod 00:00 Intro 00:50 Mets Game 07:49 Drinking Soap 14:27 Andrew Hit His Barista 21:38 The Delta Nacho Bar 26:30 New Pope Just Dropped 33:04 Stadium Bathrooms 42:02 Roadmap 45:38 Pitch Submissions 54:41 Pitches 57:43 Teach Me Something 01:02:22 This Guy Rocks 01:09:21 Ways to Say You’re Hungover 01:10:10 Ways to Break Up #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

play date episode 105 come on we did it david right who's david right the one of the right brothers yeah he would be 105 wasn't he or if he's not number five i'm a really bad guy can google david wright i might be a really bad guy oh thank god okay yeah david wright he wore five well done he's the greatest man of all time you know david wright no he's the greatest man of all time i find that hard to believe of our lives lifetimes for sure really he was our captain wait go back it says his average is zero in in the 2018 season he was i don't think he was on the team yeah or he was like hurt that yeah he stunk in 2018 he was ass that year man speaking of the Mets Andrew me and Willie went

to a Mets game in the beautiful Chase Field in Arizona Phoenix Arizona we were there yeah we just went to Mets on Tuesday it was it was oh dude we were sitting we were sitting on we're sitting on the first baseline the you know there's like a woman or a man or a man or a man don't be ball boys ball boy ball women can be men yes and she was like if a foul ball comes she gives it and then she gives it to a fan and will's cousin evan was like hey the next one can i grab it and she was like yeah totally and this little girl came down who had already gotten one she'd already gotten a fucking ball and asked for it again and so evan gave her the second ball and the woman was like what do you say and she was like thank you evan went up and then the woman

who had been completely normal and like nice the whole time was like she's pretty cute a little young and we were like all right it was like a child it was like a child it's like a seven-year-old girl what but then jeff mcneil hit a foul ball she scooped it up yeah dished it through the net i actually have it in the in our office i should have brought it with us it doesn't be pretty yeah it has it has stories to tell it's got a scuff mark on it that will's gonna be able to tell his grandkids about he's gonna say jeff mcneil squibbed this one right off the bat i'm gonna put it right up here yeah we'll so what we're i think we'll pick these seats because we were as close to juan soto as we could get and he kept in spanish being like tam juan tamo i love you and i i wasn't

the greatest spanish and i always thought that was because there is no i was saying te quiero te quiero and i always thought that was like the i'm in love with you one because it sounds like it's like i want you kiero is want yes so why in spanish would it be like if if i'm a man and another man around my age yells rusty i want you we're gonna get it on if that doesn't that well that was the goal like i like you that was the goal i mean i think they both mean i love you it doesn't mean i like you it still means i love you but one of them is one of them is i'm in love i'm in love with you romantically is what i remember from well they both have like a somewhat of a romantic connotation there's no like direct translation to so what do uh

what's like the what's the spanish for because like in in america in where we're american in america you can yell like like love you man but it's not like i want to rock your fucking world whatever the rock your fucking world one was that's what i was trying to say to juan soto he looks so good out there dude he's got a fucking rump on him you know what and I had live bet him to hit a home run he live bet him in the 8th inning

he has to do it and guess what he didn't guess what he did I don't even know if you know this the next day to day games like 12 hours later 2 home runs 6th and 8th inning I would have won $1000 if he had hit a home run

on a $50 bet damn willie and i were on the way there willie and i were sitting next to each other so i'm the aisle willie's the window and willie was like looking out he had his earbuds and he was looking out of the window so when the cart when the uh the beverage cart lady came uh will didn't know she was there so i'm ordering she had made it very clear to everyone like this was a short flight she came over the intercom was like hey our drink service today is just coffee tea water beer or wine simple enough when she came i said may i please have tea and then she was like what does

your friend want and i was like willie willie and he's not looking around so i grabbed his arm and he very quickly goes oh diet coke the woman was like no no we don't laughed at me i didn't know i was shaking my hands when i go oh diet coke and she was like come on i was like what but apparently they didn't have diet coke yes she hated me i got diet coke on the way back though dude that's awesome how was it crispy airplane diet coke hits well because i think it i think when you go up it pressurizes it even more yeah i was trying to clean out this water bottle so i filled it up with boiling water and then i was shaking it and what you don't think about is how much pressure that creates on the inside yeah and when i opened this it shot hot water out

didn't get hit thankfully but uh could have been bad i burped i i hand up i burped dude i that you saw this happen to me earlier today i grabbed this water bottle out of our kitchen from the clean rack uh filled it up with water clean a clean rack is what uh was my go-to pickup blind in college you go hey oh girl clean rack on you and they go get out out or uh that rack looks dirty let me clean it or something for a rack rack is like a in this scenario like a huge set of my girlfriend told me to stop talking so sexually because her mom listens to the podcast but not gonna damn so mrs brown i apologize i'm excited to have dinner with you soon kind of what kind of clue ass name is that what mrs brown i don't get it like the game clue

so this is what's frustrating about willie i will i'll reference a movie everyone knows he's like i haven't seen it and then he's like come on man the character from clue you've never played clue no i'm on willie's side that is definitely that's one of the most popular board games yeah yeah well no mrs brown isn't one but it's like this is white miss scarlet colonel mustard Colonel Mustard, Professor Plum Hand up Sorry I didn't make the connection Between Colonel Mustard and Mrs. Brown

Wait what are you talking about This is a bad hill to die Clue is insanely popular Everyone knows the people from Clue It's a movie too actually The only time I used to babysit a kid with Down Syndrome And he was really into Clue and Risk And

Toddlers In general Especially toddlers with Down Syndrome not not not very inclined to play by the rules yeah so we just played his way so i don't know how to play it the right way well i guess clearly you didn't know any of the guys from it right i used to play risk will's way and risk will's way meant it was just you would stack up like the coolest army you could and just go like and i would always be like hey want to play risk will's way my brother's like no that game sucks like you're a junior in high school grow up

Dude, you live in LA. We have a meeting. Where are you? Wait, what were we talking about? Oh, your clean water bottle. Oh, yeah. So I fill the water bottle up, clean water bottle, fill it up, go to take a sip, straight soap.

It was like filled to the brim with bubbly soap water. So like someone had like cleaned it and clearly not gotten the soap out. And so it just filled up with soap. And I just drank soap earlier. if i start acting weird or saying anything uh off color it's because of the soap yeah i i was a dishwasher for a little bit well i was i was primarily i was primarily a bar back blue color but if things if things that's gritty things started heating up they're like dude we we need we need we need to run in dishes yeah and the one thing the guy told me was that if i leave if you

leave soap on the plate someone can die oh i think he was just really trying to get me to make sure to be diligent but the way he phrased it was like someone will die and so i was like really in there rinsing them you know when you know when you get a new job and you're trying to trying to work really hard yeah yeah but like to do the job effectively you have to like cut some corners whatever like you i'd be on a plate for like 30 seconds each and they'd be like all right come on man that's enough it's rush hour yeah i used to i spent some time in the dish pit at lewis barbecue and uh i had a funny thing which is like you know like i'm listen i'll be the first to admit like when i eat like i'll get shit on my face

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sopping wet like my whole body soaked i did that too and they would be like what what are you doing i was like the dishes are clean aren't they don't ask they don't ask how they ask how don't ask questions you don't want the answer to that was i there are jobs and i feel like dishwasher is one where like if it's a messy job there are some people that think like okay like the messier i damn yeah harder it looks like i'm working like i worked worked worked for my dad one summer and i was uh i was pressing i ran this machine where you'd press it and it would stamp a hole in a piece of metal that they were going to later weld onto something else whatever yeah simple enough but when you when it pressed through it would shoot a puff of uh like dust like metal dust at

you like a dust puff like a dust thank you thank you a dust puff got you and uh and i was really you had to line up the bit on it so i would get my face really close to it to make sure that the bit went into the stamp thing whatever and seasoned stampers know you take your face off before you punch it but i wouldn't so it looked literally like we'll put a picture of it right here it looked like i like came home from working in a coal mill and uh or coal mine coal mill and some of the guys there accused accused me of rubbing it on my face to make it look like i was working harder and i was like i would never i would never in a million years do that funny thing about that a lot of people don't know this or really know a lot of people do know this about

me i'm prone to nosebleeds always have been always will be yeah oh fingers crossed um but when you that it will stop at some point it's an it's like truly it's truly a nightmare like i'll blow my like when i blow my nose it's like there's a there's a 50 chance dice roll that this like derails my whole day but when this cloud of dust poofs at you it it would coat the inside of my nose with like a million you think of it as like a million razor sharp pieces of metal that are like microscopic and it would tear the fucking inside of my nose up so my nosebleeds would get worse whatever wait what i feel like i got lost in the machinery part of this what were you creating it's it's this basically i was a cog in a larger process your output i would i the

finished product butter no no this was this was a this was a stack of metal sheets they would they would supply steel for buildings okay so the the the inside of this building that we're sitting in right now is there are steel beams whatever and to connect certain parts you need smaller pieces of metal that aren't the giant ones yeah so what i was doing was cam would cut them cam was my sister's boyfriend would cut them into whatever size the blueprint required and then i was told we need holes here here and here got it and another guy would have stamped little marks there so i'm just punching holes punching yeah but metal yes and uh i had a girlfriend at the time and okay i would come home after a a long day of of stamping yeah that's what we called it

yeah i was a stamper and uh and i would be covered in soot and so not very sexy whatever i we would we had this thing called the jack i think that is kind of sexy the way i did it i'll put a picture in here it was not it looked like i was it looked performative because it was like no job no modern job gets you that dirty like it looked like i was like on the frontier building this kind of hot building this country maybe it was hot but so my i would get home i would shower off as best i could but the inside of the nose was hard to clean we were in we were in the dark we were watching a movie in the in the jack shack which was this little shack that was in my backyard watching a movie in there and uh started started kissing as kids do oh no and

halfway through this little kiss and sash it was like this is wet this is really wet and we turned the lights on my nose had been profusely bleeding yes we're both covered in blood and um and i took her inside to to clean her up whatever and my dad was like jesus christ man like what happened and uh and then i took her to her took her to her friend's house she didn't tell anyone but she had one small drop of blood on her shirt that she didn't notice and one of the girls was like what happened and what i heard was that she she stood her ground didn't embarrass me and say that she was dating a kid who was prone to nosebleeds that's epic it was epic i'm just thinking about you being like are you on your period it's like clearly you you know from your nose you're like

i didn't know the period could like come through the mouth it goes anyway wait i have a question for you andrew yeah did you hit your barista this morning is that real yeah with my car how bad was the coffee yeah yeah no it was before that's what's worse it was like i was like pulling into the parking lot and i like pulled in and uh the car like next to me had been like sitting there for a while and when i flung my door open i just like hit the fuck out of her with my door on her body on her body yeah yeah yeah wait like not the car not the car no like her body yeah and so like i just like standing next to your car she was also getting out but like the car had been there for a while so i didn't expect like anyone to be like getting out of it she's

gonna get your order in the parking lot yeah and did you know at the time she was gonna be here no no so like i i flew the door flung the door open she like got hit i was like oh my god i'm so sorry and she was like whatever and then she like walked into the starbucks yeah yeah and then she like walked into starbucks and i was like oh it's gonna be awkward we're in we're in line together and then i saw her like go to the back and like put on an apron and i was like oh fuck she's spitting your coffee probably yeah yeah she took it like to the back i was like i don't think you have to do that i think you could just put it on the counter you know jesus well that's kind of Yeah.

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mom and we were like what and we did we'd be like hey mom the sink is not working what okay uh just in her defense i think something happened like her kid got like i would yeah by a lawnmower her kid got shot by a lawnmower like a professional my kid got shot by a lawnmower um i would say almost certainly one of the following three things happened kid got shot by a lawnmower he got shot by a lawnmower like she was unable to have kids or uh mrs had a wonderful relationship with her kids and now mrs the nurturing aspect she was ass though oh she wasn't like chill she was like a hard-nosed mom she was like a tiger mom yeah mom that's really weird i don't like that at all i had a

landlord who had a wife but he was so clearly gay and uh he would text us like winking emote like it would be a completely normal landlord text yeah like about like the water heater or something and then he would but he calls like little rascal i'm gonna pull that i'm gonna pull a bill text it was so fucking strange let me pull rascals let me pull this up last night so i i just i just searched rascal in my text yeah the first one is to will and then this yeah i said this company this company feels like when the little rascals built a clubhouse but he goes so he goes like jack hope you're having a good summer or whatever and then i go like oh i don't no worries i don't live there and he goes will do you

rascal with a blushing face emoji screenshot that because then we'll put it in the episode uh that's funny he goes he sounds like a cutie was this your current landlord no this is my old landlord like thumbs up wink uh okay blush whatever but he was so that's like okay i'll let that slide if you're like a killer landlord he's clearly a nice guy he was the worst fucking landlord in the world he he was a really nice guy but my shower in like week two of living there ice cold water the water heater didn't work i called him it took six months for him to fix like i would go shower in someone else's shower while they were gone and uh it took him six months and like five different water heaters to like fix it so you'd come and he'd be like this is the one

that's gonna work and it just never fucking works i had to take ice cold showers or shower in someone else's shower some people do that yeah bobby was telling me he takes he was like dude cannot take cannot take a warm shower ruins my day i was like i feel like the cold shower would do the that for me yeah i don't like them but sometimes i'll do them if i'm really if i'm like i gotta i gotta all i know is that shake the the shake some ass some ass out of me and the mud water hasn't kicked in yet all i know is the hottest guy at our office told me that it's a chris powers told me that cold showers are a complete myth and that there's no benefits to he's the hottest most ripped guy i know so that's true oh here's uh something i thought of oh

cinco de mayo this is what i want to talk about we just had cinco de mayo uh i guess it'll be a couple weeks ago now for people listening but we were flying to arizona on cinco de mayo i can't believe i didn't get a video or a picture it was the funniest thing i've ever seen but we get through security going to our gate delta has like a cinco de mayo like spectacular going on you saw this right you walked by i somehow i knew i saw the mariachi i saw the mariachi band i didn't see the rest i thought like like there there was maybe some sort of like tournament happening where they were like flying somewhere so it's just like in the middle of the walkway in lax to terminal two on the right there's a mariachi band playing it's like a fun sicko de mayo and on the left it's like

10 a.m on the left is a uh free nacho bar that's got like a lady of a delta agent in a sombrero of ambiguous ethnicity i'm gonna i'm gonna stick my you know neck out for delta and say she was mexican but i don't know uh i was like what if when her shifts end when her shift ends do they send a white guy in there i don't know sombrero felt like a lot yeah it's definitely the risk to reward there is it was great delta agent and sombrero serving like they were like very like they were you know honestly they hit the spot but it was like baseball nachos you know like circular chips and like the cheese that's just kind of like a sauce and uh i kind of saw it and i was like maybe that's for employees like i'm not gonna and then i get past it and then another

delta like guy is like a little bit further down he stops he's like hey the free like i like pull my headphone out he's like free nachos over there i was like all right well now i'm in so i turned around i went back and i got the free nacho bar at 10 a.m on a monday and honestly it really made my day i like to think that the the guy that stopped you they tried to like mask that he was a delta employee yeah he's clearly wearing a delta uniform but he has like a zip-up hoodie and like a backwards hat on hey free nacho do you hear free nacho bar down there i guess everyone loves it i guess you should go because everyone loves this nacho bar it was very funny though i could see everyone else that was at the nacho bar we were all kind of like what the hell are we doing

it was kind of like a like uh you know like a strip club they'll have like a fence around the parking because you know you don't want someone to see your car there yeah it was sort of like no one wanted to be like it was a kind of hoods were up like you know i was like i'm getting them for my kids yeah for my yeah for my yeah i uh that same day i was running i i've been known to cut it close getting on flight this was the closest i've ever cut it i had to check golf clubs and then go through tsa and this was like a for some reason it was fucking packed at lax and people heard about the people are buying tickets they're not even getting on the place for the nacho bar um and so i'm like i got up there i got there at at the time that we were like

boarding essentially ran up the thing it's fucking packed uh on the normal side the pre-check side is completely open and i go through show my ticket to the guy to make sure i have pre-check he goes you don't have pre-check i was like what yeah i do i looked for some reason it's not on my ticket and so he's like you gotta i was like dude like i showed him my known traveler number he was like can't help you you gotta go get someone to put it on your ticket so i run to that like see you know that like secret bag drop that no one's ever at because it like looks closed at the top of the escalator i go over there was one guy over there i was like hey man i needed to help me with this he's like cool got you we're gonna go to this kiosk we're gonna punch it in and the known

traveler number is like a long series of numbers and letters and like i it was like there was no room for error here like i needed to nail this on the first try i was like dude can you read this to me and i'll type it in and in the hustle and bustle i hadn't realized that it was like clearly a visually impaired delta employee and he was like yeah i got you and held it up like right next to his eye and like tried to read it i was like oh i feel so bad i was like never mind i got it and so i grabbed it and punched it in and uh i barely barely got through but it was like what are the what are the odds of like the one time i need a delta employee to do it can i say one thing when you got to the gate like we hadn't even started boarding i know it was but it was it

was like it was like you're describing this like you were like i i got there at the time it was boarding yeah but it was in my in my head the the prospect of like there are three minutes until we board and the alternative is i have to get in the regular line which was a thousand people so maybe i'm maybe i'm exaggerated by five minutes but it was like i was i didn't have any time well we all made it and we're all here now new pope new pope just dropped so i don't know when is this episode coming out uh next wednesday yeah next wednesday you got big plans or something no wait wait this comes out next wednesday next wednesday yeah what do we oh yeah the one you recorded on friday is coming out monday got it for the record for the for the playmates at home we're gonna get back

on schedule we had to pre-record because of lauren and then we've been we're traveling off this month but we will get back to a point where we're not talking about things that happened well but if for today at least the pope just got announced literally right now and he's american yeah change the change the fucking record another another tan white guy get out of here another sexy pope what's new yeah oh my god washboard another another badass hot sexy pope for uh bad uh pope the pope is i wanted a i wanted a uh yep an asian one yeah i would i would like be kind of funny i mean i thought it was cool when they had like the first like south american pope like yeah but this one's from fucking chicago and peru i think he's the

first american one he is he's from fucking chicago he's a bears fan yeah but i can't get a read on him yet like usually apparently he is a guy up apparently he's a good guy but like usually i could size a guy up just by the way looking at him this guy kind of i could see him being evil or good i can he could be evil empire or he could be like kind-hearted and this is purely just on his look just his looks i i feel like we both know how he smells yeah and i want to get in there that's the only thing i know about him i know he's covered in like incense dude every priest that's what i'm saying i know but like i've met a million or i've met i've met around 10 priests that look exactly like him they all smell the same you met a million priests well i did change

it to 10 here's the deal here's a question about club soda who the hell does the marketing for that shit because that shit is just water i mean they got the best marketing team of all time club soda sounds like exclusive and it sounds like soda and it's neither it's just bubbly water club soda to me sounds like patrone seltzer agave or it's like yeah it's like who do you know how the hell did you get into club soda how'd you get into club soda i don't know man i just tried it one day and i liked it it's that's a bolt it's just seltzer water it's just sparkling water yes i hate that shit cream soda on the other hand reverse issue cream soda is delicious sounds ass cream soda it's like have you had cream soda yeah man it's great yeah yeah club soda cream soda

they got the opposite that club soda bad good marketing bad drink i was gonna set a bad marketing good drink cream soda sounds kind of sexy i mean it doesn't like sound like something you'd want like soda soda so good it's gonna make you cream i mean yeah i guess if you come up from that i wasn't thinking about sex all the time like you i'm not a pervert true true um club so sour sour cream i've heard i've heard it's great i'll never eat it because why would i ever want dairy to be sour i love sour cream that's one of my favorite things i just got scared of it when i was a kid like why would that's yeah like you would never drink sour milk no i agree it's a horrible again again they fucked that one up but on the other hand there's uh there's like uh

cottage cheese which sounds kind of pleasant and that's dog shit no cottage cheese is delish oh really when i was a kid i used to have cottage we used to have cottage cheese and peas every day that is the two worst things everyone says it's gross it was delicious my mom would cover peas and olive oil and salt put them in the cottage cheese it was delicious i hate that i hate that gross i i mean i haven't had it since i was like six but i like it yeah but what am i supposed to do dude you're putting me between a rock and you're putting me between a hard rock you're putting me between a hard rock and a caesar you're putting me in a hard rock cafe at your place a hard place uh were you guys ever like milk families growing up like you had milk

with like my dad made us every every dinner we had to finish a glass of milk yeah i was the same way we'd have milk with like steak and i tell my friends that now and they're like that's disgusting now i can't do milk at all i don't have milk and milk and steak is like you're just taking you're bleeding that cow dry yeah dude i had the bomb.com smooth milkshake on sunday that was the name of it from where uh niche niche you know that coffee stand on it used to be right outside our old office it's like a like a little coffee truck oh yeah yeah yeah those guys used to fucking those guys just set up a coffee thing like on our on the front of our stairs oh is that like i don't know if that's is that the same i don't know but if you're out there and used to just

conduct business on our patio wait i thought that was awesome i got coffee shop so awkward you'd like walk through their fucking kitchen to get around yeah well they acted like we were the fucking bad guys i'm just trying to get to work wait i thought we liked that no i we all hated it oh well i got this thing called the bomb.com milkshake it was unbelievable but i don't drink milk either and i got halfway through the bomb.com milkshake and i was like sunday ruined oh crap squirts squirts crunts crips bang bang toilet bulb snapped in half it was unreal when i was a kid when they thought i i told you they they thought i had crones because i was just i had to leave school every day because i wouldn't poop at school and i would have diarrhea every day

and uh and when they're trying to diagnose you they need like a stool sample yeah and they wanted me to do it at home and if you know anything about me you know i don't i don't go to the bathroom well under pressure um and so you had to put this thing in the toilet and poop into it and that was the one time i could not i sat there for fucking two hours could not poop into it yeah that i i i got the opposite dude i would poop in places i never should have i shit in my first baseball game uh on sunday chase field inaugural baseball dump for mr featherstone and uh it was it was fucking freeing because it used to be like if i was in public and i had to poop i was like oh my god the next four hours of my life are gonna be hell yeah the second i had to poop i go willie

excuse me i'm gonna go to the bathroom went and did my worst came back had a great rest of my night i'm proud of you why did there's why do baseball bathrooms never have dividers in the urinal uh i think it's like an old school thing of like you know you want to see the guy's cock next to you while he's peeing it's sort of an old school you're gonna like fen the ones at fenway are like it's you're basically peeing between the other guy's legs yeah they're so close to each other you ever done the trough oh yeah i love that that's the worst you can just see like every dick within like a mile radius yeah yeah that is the worst that's the worst yeah that's the worst we should get one of those in our office oh my god that's the worst you've ever been in the

bathroom at the brig it's like yeah it's like a two-person trough and then a and then a like toilet you would have at home but no door yep yes and so if you're if there are three guys peeing at the same time all your butts are touching yeah but it's also like why why would you install a regular anytime a bar has a regular toilet without a thing surrounding it it's like who's who's pooping in it it's clearly only there for pooping or clearly only there for peeing dude that that um that reminds me there's a bar in either minnesota or wisconsin there is a nor completely normal bathroom setup and then in the corner there was a toilet with not even one thing around it so if someone decided to poop in it you would be pooping in the middle of the room while everyone

else can just stare right at you and liam and i were there and i went in to pee there i'm already pee shy there's nowhere to fucking hide so i'm as tight in the corner as i can like basically squatting over the toilet peeing into it and i'm halfway i just got in the stream going after like 45 seconds like holding my breath and pushing and this i just heard this college kid be like no way no way rusty and i was like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck abort dude i like somehow keep the stream going he came up and was like dude can i get a picture i was like yeah not not right now he was like he was like dude come on and so i took somewhere out there was a selfie of me maybe my penis in it and just the most mad i've ever been just gotten my stream going

that's hysterical one time uh i was at like a music festival and we were all like peeing in these urinals and i had like one of those like cheap disposable cameras yeah my buddy was next me and i just went over the stall and like snapped a picture and my buddy was like freaking out for like two weeks because like he was like dude when you develop that film like there's gonna be a picture of my penis like he was like waiting for the day the the pictures came back and uh we got him back and just barely his stomach is like covering his penis and he was like dude i've never been happier to have like a big stomach than right now apparently the people that develop photos say that like 60 are like life ruining stuff because like people like take him in it's

like sexy sexy time i'm gonna be honest all this all made me have to pee yeah i have to go take a hey guys going to therapy is killer i'll say it and uh it's it's you know maybe a weird thing for you know guys our age maybe aren't as uh you know necessarily willing to put themselves out there and go get help that they need but it can be a really really great thing not just for you but for people in your life for your community and your family and uh i can't recommend enough BetterHelp. Okay. BetterHelp has over 10 years of experience matching people with the right therapist from their diverse network of over 30,000 licensed therapists with a wide range of specialties. I personally have gone to therapy and it's been really important for me. It's helped

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month that's better help help.com slash pd guys i know you i know you're probably thinking you're going hey rusty's got a killer shirt on we this is this is probably my favorite shirt we've made uh one of the playmates actually sketched this for us and mailed it to us yep and uh we put it on a shirt god is a playmate we blocked him and didn't pay him we blocked him did not pay him uh we blocked him on all we blocked him on youtube too so he can't watch it yeah um but it's god sitting on cloud he's watching us on tv and he goes this is pretty funny god's going this is pretty funny i love that shirt and if i were you at home i would certainly cop i would cop that shit as the kids andrew that's what kids are saying and your kids like to they

like to go i would cop that shit cops what's up with cops dude let's get into it dude I uh I think I told you about my viral the viral Mets prank my my buddies did on me I still think this is hysterical on Sunday we were watching my buddy was visiting who's also Yankees fan and my roommate Scott's a Yankees fan they were watching the Yankees game Yankees lost I was giving him shit for it and then I went and took a shower and when I came back out of the shower the Mets game was on and I had I was like wait I thought they were playing later they're like no I don't know it's on right now and I was like oh okay and I watched it was a close game in the eighth inning was a one run game I watched with them the three of us sat there and watched

the eighth and ninth innings and I was like on the edge of my seat like oh oh and the Mets ended up losing I was like damn ah that was tough and then that my buddies just start laughing I was like what's so funny they were like that was last game it was they had been I guess playing a double header that day and I didn't realize so it was a game they'd already played in the morning they knew that the Mets had lost and just to get back at me they put it on in the eighth inning and told me it was what did you do to deserve to get back at you because I was shitting out we had been watching the Yankees game oh and I was giving them shit for the Yankees losing and so then they went and just put on the old Mets game in the eighth inning and sat there watch I thought it was live

the whole time and uh they knew the Mets were gonna lose and they just watched me suffer for two innings and I that is both cruel and unusual and they're not my friends anymore that's very silly willie had a derby party that the three of us went to yes it's true killer we were all there and we put a picture of willie's shirt here it was fucking awesome of course but uh but so i i wasn't feeling very well i was like you know what i think i should because we had a big week coming up i was like you know what i think maybe i'll just stay in but flan got very excited she'd show up to my house and i didn't explain to her that like maybe i was not gonna go she was already dressed she was very excited to go have a fun day so i was like you know i'll power through

we go and she goes you know sometimes when i don't feel very well uh in college i would go out and then i would wake up and feel like way better and i was like oh you know i hadn't tried that give that a shot so we got to willie's started drinking got a little drunk went to venice beach bar with uh our other friends joe and jess got a little more drunk apparently was being uh was very drunk by the time we were going to a third bar and if you don't know uh joe got in a car accident so he's in a cast and if you don't know well i don't know if i don't talk about my friend joe is in is currently in a cast yeah and i said i wanted to go play pool and he was like all right sure like well i'll figure it out so one guy who's really hammered one guy who's a

little drunk and only has one hand trying to play pool like isn't a very yeah isn't a very good uh team whatever so we're playing each other and apparently this guy i don't really remember the whole story apparently this guy was just fucking shitting on us the whole time being like you guys suck at pool he's with all these it was like one guy and then like nine girls and apparently he was just he was having a field day on us and i was like chirping back at him whatever didn't really think much of it woke up the next morning and uh i was like you and that guy were like really just fucking going at it about pool whatever it's like okay you know what no one will no one will remember i don't even know this guy he doesn't know me like it'll be fine i open my

dms and i just have a dm from the guy he just goes bro you fucking suck at pool damn it he tracked me down that's terrible uh all right should we get into the roadmap yeah i'm down good with you andrew yeah i don't have any pitches do you have any pitches from playmates no i can find some i can find some yeah we can figure it out i meant to mention i meant to no you're totally good also one one more thing before we start i you know like when you're going you the only time you really see yourself is when you look in the mirror you're like i look i look normal all the time yes it it i recently have a photo surfaced of me where i'm i think i need to be more aware of like my body language and how i might look to others i this is a picture of me

eating dinner and watching reels and i thought i looked completely normal apparently this is how i sit and eat dinner that's all put a picture of it right here um reels are awesome oh my god in shorts oh it's like when you realize you ever realize you're sitting kind of feminine and then you like adjust or whatever no there's i didn't i didn't know my body both you guys have your legs crossed able no like that all right we have a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear your pitches followed by our pitches then we're gonna do everyone's favorite segment teach me something followed by this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks today hey hey i said this guy rocks and he rocks so hard he rocks in your house and he rocks in your yard there's

there's rocks thank you bang yeah and then we are gonna do ways to say we should stop seeing each other uh followed by ways to say you're hungover and then we'll wrap up with rusty's song of the day i think there's about 2 000 of you now by the time this comes out you keep saying well because i've actually been i've actually predicted it correctly there's there's like 1600 at the time we're recording so by that logic by wednesday there should be 2 000 if there's not 2 000 i'm gonna freak out if there's not 2 000 i'm gonna freak i'm gonna have a crop down uh all right andrew i'm gonna pull i'm gonna find two pitches for you i was thinking about that the other day because you need to do one if you want to do that yeah you know how every time a music festival

lineup comes out people will like make playlists of everyone on the lineup and then like it'll have like 10 000 saves i was like oh i should do that this year for acl because i kind of knew a lot of the artists that were already going to play it's got a sick line it's got a great lineup yeah yeah i got tickets i'm super excited yeah i'm thinking about trying to go and um and so i made like a playlist that was like acl official 2025 place like anything that people would search in spotify so i could get like 10 000 saves and a bunch of followers on spotify and i think it's at five saves right i like i put it in like subreddits and stuff yeah thinking like oh this is gonna like blow up and i got really excited because i like clicked to it the other day and i saw like 880

and i was like hell yeah and then that's the number of songs and then right next to it was like five saves all right andrew i'm air dropping i took a swing i might that's all you can do i should go to that looks sick that is a pitch from a guy named bo um your boy dylan gossett is playing he's on the lineup yeah he is rainbow kitten surprise i feel like maybe mj lennon was on it too it looks it looks gnarly i saw someone saying like that they like that you put the actual yeah i wanted to give them uh give them some clout man all right hit us but we can't look until okay it's oh should i put these away we just won't look we're just not looking okay what's up happy and gilmore and lauren gilmore lauren i guess uh hope y'all are doing well what's the

worst part about peeing in public not being not being able to because you can't get it going overflowing the urinal uh correct it's the deafening silence of no pee hitting the toilet seat followed by the gut-wrenching choice between sitting and waiting for the pee to come out knowing it could be hours away or leaving in defeat while everyone around you knows you couldn't get the job done well fear no more my product the speaker is a sound system built into your underwear that plays the exact sound your pee would make hitting the urinal that's so fucking good this should help you get the engine started and in extreme situations when the pee is still too shy you're at least spared the embarrassment that comes with

leaving the urinal after no sound of pee leaving the body rusty this one is for you that is that is what it's fucking that's what it's all about that is i the amount of time so i i rarely leave but what i will do is like you know what i'm a man i'm gonna pee in the urinal today's the day it doesn't happen after like 15 seconds and i leave and so another guy takes my spot and then i go into a stall or i go to wait for the stall and then everyone then it's double embarrassment where it's like that not only could that guy not get the job done but now we i have to sit there and have all of them know or maybe they think you shat your pants while pissing i i like this because i do think like i do think hearing it i would be able because then the fear is gone if no

one around me yeah yeah then i could all the pressure is off i think i could start yeah i think uh i i think this would be huge for you that's that's such a hey dude i think this could be really good for you we're all really worried i'm what is like what is what is it that i'm what is going on in my i don't know can you google why like why are we p shy well it's such a weird fear because i've never like noticed like someone not peeing next to me yeah i've never yeah why are we p shy this anxiety can lead to a physical reaction peruses peruses so it's just anxiety you just have anxiety go to the causes though no no just just click show more oh no negative experience in the past such as being teased harassed or okay i think i've told this

story before i got bumped one time and i peed on my khaki so maybe it's like if someone's standing behind me that's what i'm worried about oh you got subconscious oh uh it could be hypnotherapy oh no that's a treatment all right all right bo you fucking i would invest i wouldn't i need it i need it i need it yesterday all right let's hear the next one hi one soto peter lonzo and the mets one soda on one soda obviously okay i'm gonna get some of the mets and the rest of the meds alonzo and you didn't want pete uh what is the worst part about driving through a city with lots of traffic lights stopping a bunch yes stopping a bunch okay not knowing when the lights are going to turn green and just having

to wait in secrecy until you know yeah like sometimes i'll get there and i'm like i could i could get a quick text in or something and then you look up and everyone's going like oh yep yeah i present light check an app that is either on your phone or apple car play that is connected to your city's police department this app follows your ride and tells you when it's going to turn green or red this makes it safer because there won't be awkward lights where you don't know if you should go or not thank you friends believe it like yeah i like it like on the car play it's like it has like a countdown believe it or not this i believe you can google this i believe new volvos have this technology it's like in like car no it's either volvos or

tesla like look up like car knows when it's gonna turn green car that knows it's when the light's gonna turn green how would they know that yes certain audi models with traffic light information can predict when traffic lights will turn green so there's like literally a countdown on it but how like how would they know i think there's like a this video yeah pull this up it's fucking crazy exactly when that light will turn green check this out 10 9 8 oh is it just based 5 4 3 2 1 it's like i think they're it's like hooked up to it's hooked up to whatever system the lights are on because they're on a time delay yeah but like the city is like providing that information or or it it recognized it like has seen it before i don't know all i know is

i've been in a car that does this it's fucking crazy i wonder if maybe it looks at the other lights and then just waits till they turn yellow yeah but how would it have it because i i've been in ones where it's like a 30 second countdown like the other ones are still green that's crazy that's so weird this video doesn't really sell it for me because you can't see you can't see the countdown i promise it's real true yeah it's like like he cuts away i'm telling you i've seen it i know i was just saying andrew made a good point that video didn't sell like come on real uh i i love it and i like that it could be because not everyone can afford a fucking q7 yeah yeah this makes it available to the layman i love it this is what i was thinking i thought

it'd be good for drag racing what oh for drag racing yeah um interesting all right you want to hear my pitch yeah wait wait i have something to tell you actually carolina texted me this morning yeah and goes hey it's carolina will's friend that you've met countless times but you always forget my name that's nice and i go i go i i know i go shut up i know who you are she goes and then she referenced a mutual friend's old co-worker if that rings a bell and i was like i fucking i have your contact i know i know who this is what did she say it's a secret i can't tell you what does that mean she's asking me to help uh help do something for you oh that's nice you got a birthday coming up no it's probably for the race next weekend

maybe you shouldn't have told me that what did you spoil it i want you to know that there is no like surprise party or anything like like there's nothing like don't expect anything grand she needed ideas for something for like a sign which is why you texted me that you wanted sign ideas for the no yeah that's it no that's it she wants ideas for a sign at the race guys this episode is brought to you by last call i say it before and i'll say it again being hungover stinks 100 no one likes it is a stupid it's a stupid thing yeah it's the we're in the we're the future is now yeah i agree future is now hangovers are hangovers are so last year guys last call brings these like uh these ingredients that are very popular in korea

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All right. Do you want to start, or do you want me to start, Willie? I got it. The Nacho Shuffle. age-old problem right the nachos me and the boys used to do the nacho shuffle every it was the it was a fucking killer dance move listen everyone it's it's a tale as old as time right some chips are fully loaded some aren't you eat the good ones the bad ones are left you're left with just chip whatever it's about time we start stop complaining about it

and start solutionizing yes yes the nacho shuffle is a a it's like you know like picture like tossing a salad right in like a salad tosser right where it like spins it all so you get the nachos you eat the first batch whenever you decide that you don't think the ratio is off you put the lid on give it a few spins completely rearranges everything equal distribution among the nachos that's fucking i mean call me crazy willie what would happen if you just put nachos in a salad tosser when we're like do not you're not gonna want to do you get stuck in a time loop you get stuck in the salad tosser you get your salad tossed what where how when can i it hurts that's how the landlord your salad toss center what you ever had your salad toss plenty of times

plenty of times man i'm a guy all right my own salad what's the worst part about about washing dishes uh when she complains come on meatball over home run plate fast down the middle um dude the worst part about watching this is you gotta fucking it's we're still using like old timey methods like you're telling me there's no dishwasher no because there's something you still need a hand wash like i need to use this fucking sponge and get in there and do all the thing yeah fucking let's streamline it okay this is a this is a faucet a separate faucet on your sink that is strictly for dishwashing it shoots out three things it shoots out soap water and chunks of sponge okay and so it comes out so fucking fast it it you just spray the plate

with it and the chunks of sponge are flying out with the soapy water so fast yeah it annihilates anything on the plate well i'm worried about it like getting all over you no that's like the whole thing it doesn't well it's i mean it's a normal faucet doesn't get all over you when you spray it if it's going like super fast okay you put it down in the sink and you go and then it's clean all right i love it chunks of sponge chunks of sponge so what happens all the can you could those go in the drain what the chunks of sponge you have to like no that's why it's a separate it's a separate thing so like all the chunks of sponge go back down the drain and get reloaded oh okay so but it does filter it filters out the food that sounds awesome yeah

all right willie teach me something brother this is a fun one it's a little star wars one nice uh you know i i knew that like george lucas would do this thing where he would like edit the films when like technology updated i think i showed the old job of the hud a while ago but also that anakin in the original like movies there's like a one scene where anakin's ghost is in it next to obi-wan kenobi uh and look up original anakin ghost because they edited it after the prequels to be hayden christensen but the original anakin is just a reg like a kind of weird looking white dude the guy on the left is anakin isn't that hysterical wait what

wait why'd they mix him what do you mean or they didn't never i was confused that's bizarre why didn't they they didn't assume that anakin was gonna be like young at some point i guess not i guess they because that's the whole thing is like he becomes he's still young when he becomes darth fader so it makes no sense yeah clearly that wouldn't wouldn't have been the plan i guess but yeah really that's really really strange wait did you watch revenge of the sith i watched revenge of the sith great i didn't i didn't get to finish it because it was such a short flight but i watched first hour and 20 well you're gonna love the ending um the best killer all right pope just got elected today yep this one happened pretty quick the last couple years have happened

pretty quick like two to three days yeah i'm gonna teach you i'm gonna teach you a little bit about you know the history of conclaves and how it's gone uh the shortest conclave occurred in october 1503 can you picture it yeah can you picture it lasting only a few hours uh resulting in the election of pious the third right okay i mean that was a no-brainer no-brainer although he died just 26 days later so that one didn't that one didn't work it was like it was like drafting trevor lawrence it was like right the pick is in before the fucking thing exactly can anyone guess when the longest conclave was 1444 that was my guess 1444 that was your guess do you want prices right him and go like 14 yeah 1444 in a day okay so will is closing uh it started in 1268 which

yeah whenever i hear these like anything below the seven anything below the 1500s like just sounds hilarious to me like agreed the year 1268 was a fucking year get fucking real insane it started in 1268 and it lasted over a thousand days uh ending in 1271 the cardinals were deadlocked until local authorities intervened so they were just like this is going fucking way too long they this might even be when it like when it's like three years yeah they locked them in reduced their food rations that didn't work so they removed the roof uh over like where they were doing the conclave uh or maybe the conclave is this place whatever so they removed the roof uh to pressure decision which almost immediately led to the election of pope gregory the 10th

um who was not even a cardinal at the time that's sick so they were just they just they were like all right roof gone they're like fuck it i don't my buddy greg will do it yeah greg can do it um what else yeah isn't that fucking hilarious they were like yeah all right enough enough is enough we're taking the roof taking the they took the fucking roof so that i feel like in that time take removing a roof was not like get a couple cranes and lift it off that sounds like nah a process well it's also removing the roof back then was like someone could like someone could die these guys would die from like oh yeah yeah like a splinter or a cold like yeah yeah this they they felt like one one like slight breeze and they're like oh all right uh greg greg we'll

do greg greg's fine greg will do he was the only one who he didn't have to pick a name his name just was gregory that kind of reminds me of that girl on temptation island who was like uh they eliminated her and she was like i was just here for the margaritas to be honest like you know like how many of those cardinals were like i'm just free food a thousand days like free housing like life outside yeah let's run it up yeah you know i don't want to go back to like my shithole country yeah exactly exactly that's really funny um all right should we do this guy rocks yeah let's do it this guy this guy rocks this guy rocks today hey hey i said this guy rocks and he rocks so hard he rocks in your house and he rocks in your yard there's rocks in my yard

this is actually my one of my favorite videos i've watched it really it made me grin ear to ear like in my bed okay read the text for them really says never a dull moment with this gang happy 18th donovan i don't know who's 18 in this they all look very young uh that's it just watch it aptly named isn't that a great like that's the shit that like you know i feel like parents now would like not let their kids do but that's fucking awesome i mean he's wearing a helmet so it's fine it is really impressive but it's also like what's funny about those kids that's awesome is like yeah i think you or i would get seriously hurt if we did something like kids when you're that little you're so low to the ground that like yeah and i guess like you're like you're just made

of rubber but like you're so low to the ground that like the hardest you can fall is not not very yes agreed yeah yeah that's awesome uh all right andrew i will airdrop you it's like ours has sort of andrew pause this immediately and i mean immediately sorry what did you say no a lot of our this guy rocks have migrated into the weirdest guys we can find yeah that was that was like an earnest this guy rocks yeah that kid rocks okay willie i uh mine's kind of on theme with yours as well so uh donovan did the car flip challenge okay yes in a little tykes car do you want to see donovan's future and maybe what happens when you try and do it in a real car yes it's the adult when he turns 21 yeah yeah so this i just want to i'll do one more preface

we've all thought about doing this let's not let's not act like we haven't all thought about it when you drive past one of these things andrew let's give it a shot i don't know yeah previous 10 50 84 for the audio listeners it's like a highway oh my god and there's one of those there's one of those like flatbed trucks that like creates a ramp and a guy hits it fucking full speed in like a toyota camry and like kind of almost lands it oh my god isn't the craziest thing you've ever seen yeah wait the driver walks with only minor injuries holy shit but like i didn't know what i was like i thought we're just gonna see like the aftermath of something no that caught

me so off yeah yeah yeah we've all thought about it i agree you see one of those ramps and you're like there's what if well there's even you immediately talk yourself off the ledge where like one that's illegal but two i'm like that would never work yes it literally created a jump it kind of worked i always think about it like in charleston we'd have draw bridges and every time i'd be like oh did i ever tell you one day one day when things are really going bad i'm gonna try to jump this thing that's the way i want to go out yeah my friend lewis's mom uh was a pilot of one of those like giant um tankers whatever and to get it through portland you've seen the portland bridge it is like a it's a drawbridge whatever and it you we there's a point where like

when it first starts to go up it would you could totally fucking do yes because it's like a 10 degree incline and there's like maybe a five foot gap lewis and i are at uh at kindergarten and he he was like we're talking about the drawbridge drawbridge drawbridge talk about the drawbridge talking about the drawbridge and he was like you know my mom jumped it like that's fucking that's insane that's the coolest thing ever and i went home and i told my mom i was like you know you know mrs doc has jumped the drawbridge and she was like no she didn't i was like no you don't understand like lewis told me lewis told me that that would happen lewis wouldn't lie to me like it is funny like at that age like yeah of course everything that you get told is just like fact

yeah uh all right should we do i thought that video was gonna be did you see the video of the guy going under the crop car it's like one of those like big have you seen this did you miss say cop car or a crop no it like it's like a it's like a big 18 but it has like a tank under it or it has a huge gap under it let's see it crop car oh great another crop car no oh i wish i prepared this um damn i'm not gonna be able to find it what would you call that car i don't know i don't know it was like these two redneck guys and it's like this big tall car that just has like a gap right underneath it and he just like drives right is it not that first one um i don't think so that was the second crop spray okay this is like the exact same car but this isn't the video i was

thinking of do it dude please do it i've never seen a car is he gonna do it that's fucking that's crazy crop car that's insane all right what uh we do ways to say we should stop seeing each other or ways to say you're hungover sorry this is a video i was thinking of here we go

i mean they're fucking that thing's seen anything like i haven't either that thing's fucking asking for it though dude the those are the exact guys i would have thought it would be that dude the risk to reward there is yeah if you hit that those things are probably like a million dollars yeah it's like you like spin out and probably get run over by it too you probably probably kill all three of you yeah um all right willie or actually andrew would you like us to do ways to say we should stop seeing each other or ways to say you're hungover first um let's do hungover all right

are you making fun of me i was gonna see how long i could go i wasn't trying to make fun of you these are ways to say you're hungover i've been compromised i'm in debt to the beer man and interest rates are high i think the devil spiked my drink last night i wet my bed now i gotta lay in it i'm in low power mode i'm karate master tai hung right now who filled my brain with mud um i've been hit who puked in my sink and pissed in it and then put several of my belongings in it and now they all stink and reek so much i was buying what mr booze man was selling last night uh i think that was fun that was fun cool all right these are ways to tell someone that you

should stop seeing each other i think we should take the next exit let's divide and conquer i'm making you a free agent let's reconvene in another lifetime we should roll the credits our long national nightmare is over time to pee on the fire what was your name again let's land the plane would you be open to not dating anymore ever i love it all right we did it red hot we are the red we are the hottest guys the hottest guys in the world club sub that is gonna i'm getting this thing inside i can tell how hungry you are because that's out of hollow do that again are you not wearing a shirt under your windbreaker

incorrect wait show the top though are you wearing a v-neck what are you talking about i'm wearing a t-shirt wait but it wasn't you i wasn't i see what you mean it's hit it yeah it looked like you were just wearing like a i got the oh i forgot we got the fucking t-shirt police am i right dude if anyone is the t-shirt police it's us we are like weird about our t-shirts t-shirt police uh all right teacher police hey oh hey wednesday this is next wednesday's episode yeah uh i'll be if anyone wants to come cheer me on in the brooklyn half marathon on saturday yes if i if you come cheer me on i'll send you a hat also uh tomorrow thursday our new merch site drops we're gonna have

true this shirt we're gonna have all the shirts you've seen before that and then we have two new ones that willie and i both designed or we've designed all of them except for this one i guess yes i came up with the idea for this one though for the record yeah it's mine i did the idea do you got it we shouldn't feel bad about blocking that guy and so actually no i we called we called his job and told him he harassed us yeah uh but we've got a bunch of new stuff on there and we're gonna have new stuff coming out all the time so you guys can buy if you want to buy they're on the blank that willie and i uh swear by can't tell you what it is but it's it's like it's goaded it's goaded it's thick and for for you brothers out there

that don't like uh i hate when like there's too much here showing we have ones that they're they the collar sits up and it's just it's gonna stay that way and they get better with each wash i recommend when you buy it i like to wash it before i wear it wash it wash it hard and then dry it and then it'll that's perfect they get better with each wash um andrew's ready i get hurt yeah they make it hurt will and rusty will and rusty make it hurt that'd be our uh that'd be our producer tag uh who's ready for rusty's song of the day let me hear that music oh also will you have a show in san diego coming up uh in july in july so we got some time yeah but yeah you can buy tickets i'll be there watching not performing you're coming sure should it'll be fun you're gonna

fly me down nope you flying or driving driving you're gonna drive me down nope billy might billy gonna drive me down billy gonna drive me down uh all right i'll say it i'll say it i've been i've been trying to get a little cute with with some of the songs lately and tried because i my thing is if i'm doing this only twice a week i don't want to give you a song you haven't heard of no but sometimes the songs you've heard of are the best you've heard them for a reason because they're the best yes so i'm gonna i'm gonna stop getting cute with it i'm just gonna tell you my favorite songs and uh and it's gonna be great this is i think this has been one of my favorite songs for a couple years now uh the last person i put on to it her roommate told

me that it's ruined their lives because she just cues it six times and then gets in the shower i love that a lingering love by fruit bats it's fucking awesome uh i still think it's relatively niche yeah i don't know that's fine but if you have heard it hear it again i like fruit bats i do too uh it's i think i think it is if i could only listen to 10 songs for the rest of my life it might be one of them it's goaded i'll add it to the playlist uh i've been trying to add them as late as possible so no one can see it before the episode comes out.

So I've been adding them at like midnight Pacific time. The night before the app comes out. The night before the app comes out. So if you happen to have been checking out the post, you've already heard it. But if not,

go listen to it on Rusty's Songs of the Day. We love you guys so much. Have a great rest of your Wednesday. Have a great rest of your week. Kill it on the weekend and we will see you bright and early on Monday.

Drive safe, boys. Wait, Andrew. And girls. what are they gonna comment comment your favorite song rusty has ever put on his playlist how many songs are on there i think this is 10 or this is 11 comment your favorite song ever 12 comment your favorite song ever yeah and then click return and have us in the same comment have a separate comment and just tell us a lie just lie about something that's great all right bye guys andrew andrew play that motherfucking theme music

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