Will & Rusty's Playdate - i’m about to party on you (Lauren’s Version)

Episode Date: June 2, 2025

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all right i got a story for you guys there's like a vent on my patio where like the water heater steam comes out of sus i'm just saying he's on fraud watch um there's a vent where like the water heater steam comes out of sure and we're in that weird limbo right now where it's like at night i'd rather have the windows open but it's too hot during the day so we're like turning the ac on and off whatever we had the patio door open while we were watching a movie it was me z and flan and there's like this beeping and so i go out on the balcony i originally thought like someone's car alarm was going off or something like way in the distance but it's just like this really annoying beep coming out of our thing yeah so i put in a maintenance request the i came home

early yesterday because i had to do a reshoot for something and i was sitting there building legos i was having a beer and uh doorbell rings okay and sometimes ty will order my roommate ty will order his postmates early and i'll grab it and put it on the table and so i like looked through the people he was like not it was way too early for him to be ordering postmates there's just a guy standing with his hands in his pockets i was like okay maybe i maybe i don't do it but like if whatever so i open it and he's like hi i'm here for the maintenance request literally just in plain it would be like if i showed up like this with no no tools no tools nothing whatever i was like okay it's out it's out here walks out he's like the most laid-back guy ever he starts

like fucking around with it with his hands he can't figure out how to get the cover off and i was like i kind of like showed him and so we get the cover off whatever he's looking at it he's just like not doing anything for like a couple minutes i'm building legos and like i hear zero tinkering happening over there keep my zero tools he's a maintenance man he's asleep i he walks back in he's like hey man do you have a screwdriver i was like yeah why do you not have a screwdriver so i gave him my thing and he like fucked around with it for a little bit and then he was like all right uh i turned it off the beeping stopped but when i turn it back on the beeping starts again i was like yeah we need to yeah that's why you're here that's why you're

here we need to like fix it i know that if it's off it's not gonna be and then he came he was out there for another like 30 minutes just like making noises that like a screwdriver shouldn't be able like there's never like clanging like a screwdriver is just like a screwdriver is the most silent tool of all yeah and there was like metal bang whatever and then he came he came out and was just like all right uh i think it's fine but if it's not give me another call and then just left and i was like was it fine it is to my knowledge it's fine but like what what would have happened if i wasn't the odds of me being home yeah usually they come in and just fix it like yeah if you weren't home he wouldn't have any you wouldn't have had any tools so you can't

you can't be relying on all your stuff the homeowner for tools that is funny i when you said earlier i was in this weird limbo yeah i was thinking about it guys like i'm just i feel like i'm in this weird limbo where i'm trying to crouch down low enough to get under the stick but i'm worried if i hit my head then i'll be out professional limbo or in crisis i just feel like i'm in this weird limbo we're like limbo the lower i go like the more balance i get but like the louder the crowd cheers lauren how are you doing i'm good well i was waiting for you guys to say episode 110 because i have a person episode 110 oh sorry play date play date episode 110

leonel messi nice wow what a poll thanks i've got um any 10 year olds mac jones any 10 year olds uh the rizzler was an answer on jeopardy last night wait that's funny yeah isn't that hysterical what was the question i did i was like it was like it said his real name it was like the something about putting your hand on your face for this and they christian joseph or something i guess that's his name did anyone get it no oh no no a lady on the show did get it yeah i mean scott didn't get it why would that be what i mean wait on jeopardy or you say at trivia jeopardy jeopardy masters too So this is like a TV show Do you not know what Jeopardy is?

No, I do, I just was confused for a second Google Jeopardy the Rizzo Wait, don't Google it No, I know what Jeopardy is But the way you described what you were saying I thought you went somewhere No, we yell along I was thinking about trivia

We yell along at it We yell at the TV If we get it right And if we get one right, you look over at the other guy And see if he thinks it's cool Was there anyone else there? No, it was just me and Scott Google Jeopardy the Rizzler

yeah yeah there it is no the middle one it says it the one that has a question the one that has a clue on it sounding a bit like a Batman villain it's a seducer or the nickname of the eyebrow raising

chin stroking kid Christian Joseph oh so the answer was who is the Rizzler isn't that insane I thought you meant the answer was Christian Joseph and like if anyone got that we'd have to I'd be concerned i honestly should have got i just was so confused it was the most confusing clue i've ever read

that is crazy and a lady got it i feel like he's gonna grow up to have just a lot of issues no big justice is fucked the risler is gonna be like president is that justice big justice i've seen him interact with google big justice type shit yeah watch this video he like seems like kind of a normal kid what's inside that's where lacy's got his podcast set up oh you do podcasts in the neighborhood yeah what is your point here that he's cool yeah like he's not like like he that's how like kids his age talk it's not like he's like i don't know dude i think he's cooked could you imagine having to do

that shit with your dad on the internet for like to chase your dad's dream big justice's dad that other guy big aj aj you don't know big aj he's like one of the best wrestlers one of the most hot upcoming records one of the hottest wrestlers he's not one of the hot he's not let's think about it this way if you were a kid and your dad was like we gotta get denel and tube off the ground and he like made you the face of it that do you think that would like ruin your relationship yeah he would never do that yeah he's not he doesn't have like some weird ego thing you know whose dad is even worse that he would ever like bring me into it to try to get himself famous like it's it's freaking weird yeah baby gronk's dad is the 100 yeah baby gronk is like who's that

again perverse baby we were really we're covering all the like brain rot stuff today it's like really but he his dad makes like he like pays only fans models to like be in his videos it's really odd yeah it's really really strange that's yeah that's so questionable yeah i think it's really really fucking weird the rizzler though like that's like it's like wholesome content yeah and i don't i don't think his dad's like ever really in it like i think it's just like yeah his dad like his dad documented him being black panther and he was just like such a likable character and it's funny how like dave fallen off and he's stood at the test of time big justice totally fallen off the rizzlers everywhere he's had all the knicks games

he's like yeah did they win last night they lost it was glorious they took a big l it was it was glorious and so i was watching the uh i was watching the knicks pacers but why do you like the Pacers I just don't like the Knicks okay I also think Tyrese Halliburton seems like a nice guy yeah I do like him he's a good player and uh and Siakam makes me happy because he gets no recognition but every playoffs he's like legit yeah yeah but uh so I was watching the Knicks Pacers game and I was keeping an eye on the Sox Brewers game it went to extra innings and you know when you're like I can't turn this game off because if the Knicks come back I'm gonna feel like an idiot that i missed it yeah so i'm like kind of keeping an eye it's one one split screen

you got youtube tv no no i have one on like right now see how like whenever the socks are playing it's like on my phone oh yeah so i like i'm keeping an eye on that i have the box or the game cast up or whatever it's one one so if if anyone scores or if they scored if the brewer scored it was over and it's one one i'm like all right let's just get through this there was like a seven point lead in the next game and then i'll switch over and on my phone it still says one one and then i turned on the i like switched to the mlb app and in the fucking blink of an eye before espn had even loaded it we lost 5-1 i was in an uber the other day that bread sucks stinking

bad team cute alex cora do you hear about this no the big controversy no He skipped the game to go to BC's graduation. Was his daughter there? Yeah. I think that's so normal. Wait, what? People are mad about that? Yeah, there was like backlash to it.

Yeah. Regular season game when you're under 500. Also, to get to- He should be applauded for that. Any chance to get to walk those halls of Alumni Stadium? I mean, you'd be an idiot to pass it up. What were you going to say? Wait, Uber?

Oh, I was in that. Uber! I was in a viral Uber. Woo! viral uber early morning i get in she was my favorite type of uber driver which was just like busty she was busty but that was not what i was that is inappropriate i'm sorry what okay for the record i didn't see any of her bust so i don't know if she was or not what i was gonna say she was my favorite type of uber driver in the sense that we were both on the same page like

we're not talking yeah it's early in the morning let's just fucking get through this she's this radio show playing and uh and i think she was respecting that i wanted to be quiet so she was keeping it low and then i was like this sounds kind of interesting and she was like thank you this is awesome and turned it up and it was like uh listeners would call in and explain their problem yeah and it's a man and a woman that host and the woman the problem was basically like my husband poops with the door open he uh she works from home and he takes like super loud phone calls or like walks past her desk and like farts in her face like it's so clear that he's in the wrong yeah and uh and the woman is like you know giving any ration giving what any rational person would

say which is like yeah we need to sit this sit him down like have a talk with him and uh and then it just gets to the male host and he just he had apparently written everything down in bullet points was like farce in your face don't care uh loud when you're on calls don't care we don't care and then the and like just like ripped her to shreds for no reason and the female host was like all right let's hear the next one and uh and then she turned it back down and we just sat in silence but it was like it i'd never listened to radio in the face don't care don't care and if that's radio's like bugs in her bed don't care so what fingers get really hot at night don't care what's your guys's take on that mouth is four feet wide you should divorce him yeah that's disgusting oh

and then he said with the door open is crazy he said she said in the kitchen don't care his sister was in town and he oh this was this i left out a very important detail okay he thinks that if the doors closed it gets too cold so he cracks every door so he like what oh god fuck me all right sorry go ahead and so i spill water on my crotch his sister was in town and they were sleeping in the guest room and then him and his wife were having sex she thought that he she thought that she closed the door he had secretly like opened it again and they were like having sex and then she was like she looked up and the door was open he was like your sister like definitely heard that maybe she's into that the sister he's like hearing having people here like voyeur i went to school

with a voyeurist how do you know you talked about this already i did all right wait she told she told my girlfriend at the time they were in the same sorority she told my girlfriend at the time that her fantasy was to have someone uh watch her and my buddy have sex who was her boyfriend i feel like that's not that great but i don't think he knew about it i mean he gonna find out when he sees me in the corner yeah come on what is the urge to what's the urge to have other people watch you um for me it's just uh functional i like to have someone there i can ask for notes where it's an instant feedback tips, tricks, laugh track

ooh, ooh, ooh, MCs for sex oh yeah that back shot was brought to you by Carl's Jr. wait, I have an idea that thing was beefy I had an idea yesterday for Undercover Boss

we we had this idea it was my idea, I don't know why you're trying to Obviously, I have a bad memory. We were having a conversation about TV shows, and I said, undercover boss, but for pimps. And then I brought it up later, and he was like, what? You didn't come up with that. I thought it was a team effort.

I mean, it was in a conversation we were both in, but... Do you want to talk about it now, or is this your pitch? No, oh, yeah, well... Dude, it's not your pitch. I got a different pitch. Why did you say dude? No, I didn't say dude. What did you say, Jude?

Hey. That's actually my dad's middle name. Really? Kind of girly. Jude. I've told this story a million times. Went to high school with a kid named Jude. Used to bite holes in the bus seat.

And they parked the bus on the playground. And he went to town. No, no, no. His punishment was he had to sit in the bus and watch everyone else have a playground. But then they just left him unattended. It was like a buffet of seats. Chum in the water. No, but my idea is undercover boss.

A pimp on undercover boss. He has to dress up like a girl and go get fucked. I gotta pay these bitches. Jesus Christ. This shit is horrible. What? Nothing. That's good.

That's what pimps say. I'm not saying, like, bitch, like, in the traditional sense. It's, like, it's a thing pimps say. I've never been with a pimp. I've never slept with a pimp. Lauren, have you ever slept with a pimp? No. We should start a, like, a quartet.

Wait, you guys. this morning hello wait time out time out when i interrupt lauren there are 300 comments about it but will was just in the middle of an awesome idea i know but i got it oh did i interrupt wait what just happened again i'm sorry you didn't read on our i i interrupt lauren too much which is true and i apologize to her privately and i said i'm gonna stop doing it but we all interrupt each other all the time now i forgot in the middle of an epic quartet thought and you said wait this morning oh i'm sorry all right three two one draw hello that's not what i meant i meant whoever can get their idea i i was thinking maybe if i don't say anything i can't interrupt okay lauren what

were you gonna say happened this morning oh i was just going through the dude we you know what we should do is uh i was just combing through the through the playdate dms and there is a guy who works at a pottery studio on main street and he says that we should that we can come and do an episode there wouldn't that be fun you go do pottery there wait is it like no but is it like color me mine i asked him i go is it color me mine i need to see if he responded but that would probably that would be epic well yeah do it i think you should definitely go to color me mine is that a chain yeah okay what because i i yeah we i used to go to a pot a girl i did in college we used to go to one of those in like massachusetts and she always called it color me mine even though

that's not what it was called oh it's like kleenex yeah and i was like why do you keep calling it that and she was like oh that's the one by my house then i saw there's one here so i it all came together in india is it a california thing what or do you have it in illinois no there's some in chicago i took a pottery and when i'm back in chicago that is lord shit yes yes yes when i'm back in chicago i do feel it yes what do you feel you feel windy am i right i feel windy i I feel nostalgic. I feel a little scared. Wendy's what people from the Midwest call gassy.

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Back into the episode. I took a pottery class in high school, but we called it ceramics. and it was no it's not it's not like a pot this is like the painting what this isn't like making pottery no no i think it is he said pottery studio oh oh color me mine is you don't make the pottery i don't think no i know well then i hope he works at an even better one than color me mine what if he works at color me mine he's like never mind i like that i don't want to make it i want to paint it oh i want to i want to make our payment um that was what was that it's a new character i'm sorry i'm checking in ceramics checking in for my flight uh

checking in for my flight wait now i have to do that on the same flight will and i are going to the bahamas tomorrow i'm trying to find my bahama mama this weekend yeah girl freshman year of college wait i was talking about my thing oh i'm now tell us about your freshman year of college you like what you were like doing pottery with a pimp or something no i was just drinking bahama mamas at the wazoo what's a bahama mama they're so delicious they're like these creamy uh like strawberry all right let's do mud slides one day one day let's all get mud slides i want to hear by your guys creamy mud slides that's disgusting all right you were at ceramics class in ceramic yeah oh bahama mama no they're actually wait now look they didn't know where we're going they just

call it mama's mama get me get me a mama wait bring it in my checked bag home it's fucking all my clothes are covered in bahama mama i tried to bring one back i was trying to do a good thing sorry what were you saying i was in ceramics class this was not worth this this was not worth this it's not even gonna be interesting anymore but what was funny about this class was at our high school you were usually in classes with kids in your grade as most high schools are yeah because it's like whatever but the electives were like a fuck fest because it was or free free for all free for all fuck fest sorry the electives were a fuck fest because like some kids needed what he's checking in for his flight oh well he did it so why do i get ripped to shreds when i

go on my phone defending you because we're not like texting hot guys and like asking for like ab pics i'm not do you ever ask your guy for ab pics never i would never wait i did get a i did get a weird can i i'm sorry finish your story and then i'll tell you i really i think we should just move on i think we should just go with whatever you're going talking about like a fuck fest and ceramics but i want to hear that story i'm gonna remember the ceramic we can always come back to just do it you gotta get through okay there were like kids of all ages in this class because it was like an elective whatever yeah the coolest kid in our high school was in it okay and uh he didn't have any of his buddies in it so he was just hanging out with like the cool kids from

each grade got it and so the the squad his like ragtag group of kids was like the coolest 13 year old through like the cruelest 18 year old they would just make bongs and uh and then when they put them in the try to put them in the kiln the woman was like no we're not like i'm absolutely not making this for you that's funny oh should i do my story please um i'm having fun today she's on pins and yeah i think it's good vibes i was on pins and needles you're on pinterest needles what were you gonna say you got pinton needle you got pinton's needle pinton i feel like that we should get pinton on the pod dude pinton you got it i was i this my brain is so cooked yesterday there was like 20 minutes where i was just googling like made up

like combinations of made up words that were making me laugh just to see i was like how close can i get to googling something that looks like it would be something you could google but isn't actually meaning anything and uh yeah well let's try one it was like yeah like uh frantilated grold or something how like should i google it yeah frantilated grol grol friend deli why is it purple who's been on the friend deli group before um lauren what were you gonna say freshman year no we're past that that was the bahama mamas no no you got a dm oh yeah so we were at on sunday all of us no me mia we were at the bungalow you would know oh yeah she invited me and then i fell asleep yeah yeah

so we went we went to bungalow for like a little bit it was weird i only stayed for like an hour and a half and then i went home but this guy this strange man who was like lurking behind me and mia like came over and was like hey what i have a question yes what's the difference between lurking behind you and just being another patron at the bar behind you you know bungalow is very big there's like all the different rooms yeah it like really wasn't crowded so like we're me and like my friends were on like this couch and then he's he's riding solo he's just like literally standing against the wall like and i'm talking to her and i can see that he's like about to approach so whatever he comes over how what does he look like um paint us a word picture he had

glasses black hair and like a man bun he wasn't like a he he was like a objectively like not bad looking guy okay but i was harder than will and i no fuck yes um and he just kept saying us he's like i like your guys's vibe like we should have some fun tonight just being like let's link weird just like weird it seemed way too old to be saying those things just being like i like you i don't know he was just acting cringe i'm like you're like 40 whatever so he asked me for my number i'm like he seemed like harmless i was like whatever so i gave him my number and then he texted me later and he goes what are you guys doing like you want to have some fun and like sent me like three texts in a row and i'm like okay i need to just like respond to this guy so

he stops i go oh i can't i have friends in town and then he responds want to see a naughty pic or two winky face i'm like when has this immediate block obviously like when has that ever worked what is going through your brain to where that would be a good thing to say yeah i after i go i do wonder has that ever worked no leave a comment below if that in his defense how would he find out if you wanted a naughty pick or not hey yes yeah why would i why would that ever yeah that reminded me because you go do you ever ask guys for app picks and remind me of that because i'm like who's nobody wants that nobody you'd be like when snapchat first at least started with multiple two you could have been like yeah one or two one or two well and and my

thinking i'm gonna fall i'll just have well my thinking is that after i said oh no i can't i make so with my friends or my friends are in town like thinking that oh we're all together and that we want to see that no i think he's just a freak yeah i mean he was at bungalow alone it's just lord i ever tell you my bungalow story no so uh i had met and was like kind of i'm still kind of friends with uh an nba basketball player no big deal mo wagner ever heard of him heard of the orlando magic and his brother i believe it's pronounced wagner wagner yep and so this is when we were living in venice i believe and mo texted me he was like hey we got a table at uh the bungalow if you want to come through whatever we get there duncan robinson another nba guy has the table next

to it oh nice so we merged tables i think i'm the only guy under six nine killer vibes you went by yourself uh i think max barrett was with me or he's pretty tall too max barrett is pretty tall as well and uh and he's like dude my little brother franz is coming he had just gotten drafted by the magic went to michigan right went to michigan or mo did i don't know if franz did oh sorry but uh he's like you know this big big prospect whatever i'm a little little nervous because i know mo likes me but i'm like i gotta make a good impression on his brother his brother shows up the travis scott jordans had just come out okay or whatever rendition they were like hot i just saw him yeah and he walks in we had ordered a tray of margaritas there's like 30

margaritas on this one tray and the right as the waitress is putting them down franz got there and i stood up to shake his hand and i knocked the entire tray of margaritas all like all of us came out unscathed except for his him from like his knees down to his shoes so i just soaked his new like two thousand dollar shoes and i was like oh my god i'm so sorry and he was like not a big deal at all just popped him off and we just chilled he didn't have shoes on for the rest of the day that cool ass guy that's unreal i think it's easy to be that cool when you like like i think he got like multiple multiple millions of dollars like that week yeah he also probably got sent the shoes right totally and he probably has yeah many more he's sponsored by nike whatever yeah yeah he got

he got those he got those uh uh the nike margaritaville come on come on he got the uh wait to no he got the tequila mockingbirds yeah the jordan the no that's brutal travis the line travis limes the travis shoot the margarita wait we can get to the bottom of this yeah yeah yeah wait when this got the you got the can i say something yeah please i can't do it i can't do a pun here when this episode comes out will you guys still be sailing the seas we will be at sea yes we'll be in the middle of the bahamas hopefully not on the bottom of the ocean oh jesus christ i would hate to be that would be like if i was like oh you have a flight tomorrow i hope it doesn't go into the

moon and crash i would love it i think we'll be safe what did you say as long as the pilot and the co-pilot have a proper dialogue just watch the rehearsal it's the best show ever i gotta to watch it it's i've only oh i've heard about this no the new season is it is the most unbelievable feat of television i've ever seen in my life i'm a little booked and busy with tv for the next week i have to watch summer i turn pretty season three jenny and georgia me and me are finishing overcompensating oh i watched some of that did you watch it yeah that was good isn't it fun yeah it's fun it's so fun i love the cast yeah i didn't really know i didn't know him at all i don't know him either but mia loves benny from tiktok um benny benny drama benny drama benito skinner

and i love adam demarco he was in white lotus which the one like the fratty like douchey one yeah yeah he's good at like that yeah yeah yeah yeah yes charlie's cameo in it is fun charlie xx oh yeah i saw that she's like in yeah does she party she's charlie like she like performs yeah yeah does she party on anyone yeah she parties on you party what does that mean to get party on you party on you but what does that mean um party is it like it's like uh is it like a sex thing no okay no willie could you no i'm sitting at a club i'm minding my business you have a sudden urge to party on me show me what that would look like i don't feel partied on at all this is it so

uh i had to get my car towed again this morning and i'm putting my foot down i'm putting my foot down once it's fixed i'm done i'm never getting another jeep again is that the move to fix it and then sell it yeah i think i'm gonna fix it just good enough that whoever i sell it to it breaks everything happened everything that's happened to me over the last two years as it happens to them but do you guys have any wrecks for cars i want to get something pimp pink pimp oh i don't know i don't i mean why would i have a wreck wait i might get a car though in september have you seen that patrick bateman or not patrick we've seen that jason bateman commercial for uh allstate

the best low rates you can get online go to allstate no wait who else is in it someone else is in it i don't know but he plays instead of batman he's it's it's basically like having cut rate insurance is the same as having bait man instead of batman he's on a scooter and he goes easy bait mobile not too fast that's funny uh should we roadmap it up guys wait you should get a bronco i know i thought about it i get like a sick vintage car yeah but then i'm just back to where i am now where there's constantly something wrong i need to get it i need to get a new car unfortunately mini cooper no fiat 500 i wanted a mini cooper when i moved out here my dad was like absolutely that was my dream car when i was little well i scott i've been talking about like

if we got a mini cooper we could probably park it at our house like the spot that jerry uses right now we have one parking spot that our roommate jerry is it like behind the fence or do you go in the garage yeah like behind that fence but it's big enough that like if we had a small enough car and he pulled all the way in we could park it like a smart car or like a fiat in there or like a get a get a uh please don't get a smart car dude get a fiat those are fucking baller no i i would like drift it we're gonna i don't know what we're gonna do are you gonna split a car scott and i yeah if we get a car we're gonna i mean we're gonna lease it probably and just go and have these on it or like i would do it under my name and then he would just pay me half

for the month or whatever so that's it that is a a risky thing to add to your friendship yeah i kind of agree i don't think it's like getting a dog with a girlfriend yeah yeah i don't i think It's like getting a two-ton car. What if one of you gets in a crash? Well, then obviously you would just pay for it. Yeah, I think you underestimate our friendship. I don't think that would be an issue. No, I'm not underestimating.

Let's say Scott crashes it, then your insurance goes up. Yeah. And he pays that. Actually, I don't think that's how that works. I think that is how that works. If he's driving... How does that shit work? No, because if you're driving...

Because you gave him permission to drive it. So he's driving in your name. Yeah. is that how that works i think so how does that work can you google that i believe you but i'm just can you put two people's name on a thing on a i thought that like if you're driving someone else's car and you got in an accident it's covered by like your oh so both of you would have to have insurance yeah i don't yeah i guess then you're right then i don't know you'd have to get two you don't have to get two policies on the same the car okay yeah that makes it is the car yeah

unless yeah um but yeah i mean whatever we would i mean if it was yeah i guess my insurance would take a hit but then he would just pay for it he could be the co less list oh perfect yeah oh come on willie willie i'm not worried guess what i just saw on my phone what you sir are probably flying first class tomorrow what dawn slash w is the last seat on the last available seat on the first class upgrade list oh really you might be flying in style granted more people are going to check in but let's hope it stays that way brother you know i don't i don't care sometimes i like to be yeah you do humble you know i don't think there's anything anything braggadocious about getting upgraded you pay for it you know but you know i get a big head

sometimes when i'm up there and i start acting different i mean yesterday last time i was on that when i was first class last week when i got up to use the bathroom instead of going to the first class bathroom i walked into the main cabin and pissed on a guy i also i i brought some of the pistachios that they only have in first class back and i said look yummy yummy yummy then i pissed on him and shitted out of my butt and i don't like that side of myself one time will and i were flying first class and uh they made the announcement that uh there was someone in the main cabin that had a peanut allergy and will uh quickly got off the plane when bought peanuts came back crushed him and uh shoved him down the kids door and he died yeah and i shitted out my

butt i was telling uh lauren this yesterday i wish that there were uh front farts to let you know you have to pee wait you weren't oh yeah you yeah like yes finally someone say it why would you want that i just think it'd be like like how good that would feel but you can't tell you just have to pee on its own not until it's like the lat like the moment before it's all i think about all the time all right should we roadmap it up playboys roadmap yeah roadmap wait wasn't there something i was gonna tell you guys i think there was something um oh i actually have a little side thing for you will yeah so you said on monday's episode or no wednesday's episode that you wanted people to send or like in the dating thing like send me trivia questions and i just happen to be

going through my dms me versus will trivia okay so this very nice playmate that i've like been messaging in a bit hayden uh he said hey dude he said hi lauren hope life is going well listening to the pod at work and i had a good trivia question for mr willie it's my favorite baseball trivia question so i don't know if that's really their realm but thought they might enjoy it but Who was the only MLB player to hit two grand slams in the same inning? Wow. Two grand slams in the same inning. It's got to be Babe Ruth.

No. Yogi Berra. Nope. Albert Pujols. Nope. Barry Bonds. Barry Bonds. Barry Bonds.

Is that it? No, that was. What is it? Sammy Sosa. No. Is he old? Can I tell you the team? Or what do you want?

Team. Mickey Mantle. Cardinals. And it wasn't Albert Pujols? No. Let's shock it. In 1999. Mark McGuire.

No. What? 1999 for the Cardinals? I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. Okay. I was just saying I'm tapping out. I don't know any 1999 Cardinals players.

I don't know if I do either, actually. It's Fernando Tati Sr. Sr. got it that's fun that's a fun fact interesting interesting i just wanted to i just wanted to read that maybe every once in a while i'll like find and comb through find a good trivia yeah that was a good good good question that was a really really really good question no i i i don't i didn't know the answer to that i didn't know the answer to that one but i did like that we got to do it and you know the answers to a lot of others to other ones i do yes yes not the rizzler

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Just download the Hall of Fame app on iOS or Android and enter code PLAYDATE, and you are all set to go. Let's get back into the episode. All right, let's get down to brass tacks. why private parts dirty but hands clean that doesn't make any sense to me why do you have to why is my penis why would that be dirty um well every part of your body can be dirty at some i know but i'm saying like i'm not i'm not out washing my knees but they're more exposed than my my privates are tucked in my boxers away from all the germs yeah but it's all the back it's all like the the sweat and the particles and shit you guys started too quickly i was requesting

my roommates for wi-fi bill you have a hundred and one dollar wi-fi bill what no it's like 70 bucks at that high speed what 76 bucks a month that doesn't seem bad at all no our uh me me and me have like the cheap one we have like ours is 40 that's why the episode's late sometimes come on that was for two months two months never uh months all right we got a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear your pitches followed by our pitches then we're gonna do everyone's favorite segment the permitting division of the building department oh we're doing it you have them uh lauren you're gonna do that one that i said oh nice and it's and it's local marvista bro is allergic to texts my old my old stomping grounds you have to do it

though why because you didn't tell me about this oh okay i'll do it this time or we're going to shoot for it no i just said you have to do it but why do i have to do it because we didn't talk about this at all and you just said we're doing lauren texted it in the morning you're good at it i feel like they always go longer when you do it yeah okay i'll do it not that you're bad at it i don't want to do it ever again i i hate doing it really yeah it makes my i think it's a i think it's hysterical but it makes my skin crawl your organs crawl out of It makes my organs come out of my body and say, hey, bud, what's going on? Then we got everyone's favorite segment, teach me something.

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What? They're like, when we all do it. What did you say? Yard. Guard. And then we're going to do ways to tell your boss you're quitting and then Phineas and Ferb episodes that don't exist and then we'll wrap up with Rusty's song of the day.

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but i think we're just gonna probably just resume now because we don't want to get your hopes up but it didn't it didn't work out uh but we will do it when it when it does it's it's great when it does it's glorious but hold on to hope because we're coming back all right lauren throw some pitches okay well i have an exciting i got in person pitch someone mailed a pitch someone mailed a pitch that's fucking wow so this is from nat i also want to set the precedent now that if you mail it in you are now at the top of the priority list you're encouraging people who pitch stuff to mail it in yes yeah okay we're on like a 70s radio show so why oh mailing she said my dearest lauren i'm writing to you because i've given up hope that you'll read my dm someday i'm sorry you

guys i i genuinely go through like as many as i can but there's a lot i'll take this opportunity to beg you one more time to create a google forum for pitch submissions i do feel like that would be cleaner and less crazy for you i actually i agree yeah i'm i'm gonna put that on my to-do list i feel like that would be a smart idea as well um okay so nonetheless i'm submitting my pitch of your mail and i hope usps does not lose this one so she says i have two submissions if you can't pitch both pitch the least sucky one if they both suck you don't want to pitch either just give me a shout out on the pod so i know you got this wait how do we know which one's sucky one no i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna be gonna read my favorite of the two yeah yeah yeah i'm

gonna read my favorite of the two and then i have another one on my phone so she says what's up la la la lauren and the jets oh jets jets jets that's kind of crazy la la la la lauren and the jets jets jets what's the worst part about reading uh sometimes i'll be reading for like a whole page and then i have to reread it because i realized that i didn't retain any of i like was thinking about something else while i was technically reading yeah i agree with that she says when you look up for a short second and lose the sentence that you were on i've come up with a solution the kindle rs rs equals retina scan this kindle tracks your eyes and the words slowly disappear as you read them so if you look away for a second because the flight attendant

just came up to ask you what you'd like to drink you can look back and know exactly where you were love you guys to the moon and back lauren give willie a kiss on the cheek for me please but only a handshake for rusty gracias lauren love nat dub l l why that well because you're spoken for oh all right i'm sure out of respect that i think i don't think that's what that was i think she just doesn't she wouldn't kiss me on the cheek uh i loved it i love that now i like to picture it like the marauders map yes yeah yeah it's like dissolving oh my god when you guys were kids did you have invisible ink no yes would you write on your bedroom walls no oh but i did carve like right like and then you and then you take the the uv light and then yeah kill them all kill

them all when i was a kid i got a buck knife and we were on a road trip to our lake house which was about an hour and a half away and my sisters were being mean to me the whole time and uh they then they told me that the worst word in the world was pape and pape is a chevrolet dealership in south portland but i didn't know how to read yet i don't think so i didn't know about it didn't register with me and they were just harassing me the whole drive and when i got to the house my walls were made of wood and i carved uh pape in the wall free ads with a buck knife and my dad came and was like what the world why would you ever do that uh what's her name again nat nat i love it and she also drew us a little picture is that us can i see it yeah

sorry it's a paper airplane you can just throw it pretty sure that's a paper airplane i'm holding a drank a drank whatever you want it to be let me see what are you holding still looking well now i love that hiked it up yeah and i really applaud the creativity as well so thank you This is really, really cool. That was lovely. A very lovely thing to get on my desk this morning. That was very sweet. Well done, well done.

Send more stuff. 149 Bay Street. Really? Okay, sure. 149 Bay Street. Actually, yeah. Santa Monica, California. If you send us anything, we will open it.

Unless it's a bomb or anthrax. Yeah, please don't bomb or anthrax us. Could you imagine we get anthraxed? That would be crazy. Is that still a thing? I don't really even... What is that? Don't they have dogs that dive on the anthrax if they smell it?

dive on it like it's a bomb all right thank you miss nat i we yeah that was really nice we love you and appreciate you i like that little drawing i do too very cute okay right in will and i's office it's going right on top of a grape okay next pitch is from spencer spencer spencer says pinches what's the worst part about playing poker at a real casino he said pinches uh you it can last like five minutes and then you're out of yeah like you lose a bunch early and like you don't want to seem lame so that you just start spending money you don't have um uh you can't bring your own beers okay he says getting crushed by stone-faced pros who treat the table like their paycheck when all i want is to have some fun that is why i'm pitching poker for the rest

of us imagine every casino offering a few designated tables for true amateurs players who've logged fewer than a hundred hands no sharks no pressure just a welcoming space for people who want to learn laugh and enjoy the game without getting fleeced let's make poker fun again for the 99 of us who aren't trying to go pro thanks love you guys oh wait spencer is the one who said okay yeah yeah he said let me know if you guys ever want to do pottery for after for an episode i manage a studio and snm right down the street oh lovely oh that's very fun so uh i love that a lot i have found the last few times we've gone to vegas i just pretty much stick to roulette because i hate the feeling of like being at a table and there's like a guy like staring at you and i'm

like i don't yeah a lot of times i'll like playing blackjack i'll just ask the dealer like what should i do well it's like a weird but can they can they have to tell you the truth i think yeah it's a weird x or like what they would yeah the math says it's a weird expectation too that like everyone is like privy to like all the different like ins and like sometimes i'll like i would hit on like a 15 when like that makes total sense to me yeah and they'll be like dude she's a she's a medium soft six like what are you talking about like i don't know how to read like what yeah and with poker it's a whole i've never even thought of trying to play poker at a casino not a fan it's horrible all right pitch me willy okay what is the i forget my pitch completely

wait well what's the name of that company gun the one you're the one you're wearing five by flynn australian i want to check it out shut up five by flynn i call it the uniform right the uniform is a standardized piece piece of clothing that everyone can get and it's basically employing the technology of those pants that zip off into shorts but for everything so it starts out as a complete full winter coat snow pants boots hat everything everything and then depending on what you want to wear that day you zip off a certain amount so if it's hot out you zip it all the way down to a t-shirt and shorts and flip-flops but if it's really cold then you zip up the flip-flops into shoes and into boots and then you zip your pants into pants and your

jacket your shirt into a jacket and so it's just all one piece monotone everyone would look the same and uh you'd take a lot of the uniform take a lot of stress out of the morning exactly i like that also like it never stinks or wrinkles oh what were you saying i was gonna say you were gonna say stink or wrinkle yeah no i was gonna say it'd be kind of nice to have a uniform like i went to public school so i never had a uniform but what if we had uniforms for it would be lovely it takes it takes all my friends that had to wear like a uh jacket and tie to school said it was like kind of awesome yeah i just knew what you're gonna wear yeah in middle school i had to wear like a suit or not a suit but a jacket or not a jacket i guess but a tie and a button down

every day and uh i'd wear a suit well it wasn't really a suit it was more of a it was everything but honestly it wasn't it wasn't a jacket it was like a it was everything but the jacket but it was nice except that when you hadn't done laundry it's like you can't what if you get ben and jerry's flavor everything but the jacket every what would it taste like literally everything but a jacket birds french dressing oh cat bird flavored ice cream french dressing flavored ice cream no maybe is there something i'm gonna throw up guys it's free burger day at heavy handed i think that happened recently how can it be free burger day just for like two hours what do you have to buy to get nothing you just give them out i remember it was like around the block

is that really last year that sounds like a year ago for business time's flying well here's the thing about business you ever know about business the sometimes you do okay what's the worst part about moving into a new apartment hat it's losing things it hits different it hits it just hits different um you have to move all your shit you have to do it you have to do the whole thing yeah introducing apartment swap you find a like-minded person who like their stuff's basically your stuff and you're like we have similar clothes like it's just like for you moving to mine i move into yours i can take like what you can take all the clothes too yeah yeah it's just like it's literally like you could leave with nothing but what's on your back and you just move into their

life like it's like guys our age we all kind of have the same shit yeah yeah oh and maybe it'd be like a hinge style thing where you set your profile and then you need to find guys with the same size so you make sure you fit into their stuff i didn't think about that yeah so if you get like a really tiny guy and then you're like i can't wear any of this well i feel like you get a look before you move in right no you don't even know what day you're moving out they come in and they come out coming and they go yeah yeah they carry you out too i actually would hate this I know a kid that got gooned. I'm so obsessed with all my stuff, and I'm scared when I'm not.

I'm obsessed with gooning. Do you know what? I'm being serious, but not the brain rot term. Gooning used to be like they would – it was like those camps that troubled kids would go to. They would come goon you in the middle of the night, and they'd grab you out of your bed and be like, you have to go now. That's what they did in my comedy group in college. Yeah, it's like hazing. You got gooned?

Didn't I tell you that story? Yeah. I got home from the callback. Oh, and you were really high. I just got super high because I was kind of anxious. And I was like the highest I've ever been. And they pounded on my door. I had fallen asleep sitting in a chair in my living room.

And they were like, ah! They do a whole like, ah! And then they take you and they blindfold you. And they walk you out and put you in a car. And I was freaking out. That was a nightcap. And then we got to the initiation thing. And I just fell asleep immediately.

so the picture of like they posted like all our new oh they call them like babies and like all our new babies and it was just the whole comedy group the other two babies and me just completely sleep in the middle you couldn't you couldn't stay awake for like half an hour to i know i was i was like the highest i'd ever been like actually like i was like seeing shit like it was awesome i got that high a couple nights ago lauren can you google uh she's the man take off your clothes scene this is what i picture yeah you can google that for me shit you can google that again uh maybe the middle or like hazing i'm thinking don't they do in parent trap that is an undie raid a panty raid

basically they they all rush in they like smear guacamole on them Got it. Guacamole, yes. All right. Should we do everyone's favorite segment, This Guy Rocks? Or is everyone's favorite segment, Teach Me Something? Teach me something. Teach me something?

Yeah, sure. Do you guys know about Poon Lim? I know about Poon. Poon Lim was a 25-year-old Chinese sailor, and he holds the record for the longest known survival at sea in a small craft during 133 days adrift in the south atlantic ocean during world war ii okay i saw that movie after his ship the british merchant vessel ss ben lomond i believe okay yeah was torpedoed by a german u-boat lauren a german

u-boat is a what submarine submarine in november 1942 okay so they get torpedoed limb escaped on life raft with limited supplies but the rest the majority of everyone else perished right uh when his supplies ran out he survived by catching rainwater fishing with improvised tools and trapping seabirds all while fending off sharks and swimming around the raft to stay fit so he was worried about like like if you like sit stationary for telling your muscles will go away whatever so he's swimming around and you'd have to like fight off sharks he was eventually rescued by brazilian fishermen in 1943 april 1943 so almost a year later or not almost a year later uh having drifted over 750 miles he was awarded the british empire medal for his extraordinary

endurance and they still use his tactics as like a case study for sailors in case they get lost at sea and he later emigrated to the u.s our beautiful beautiful country where he lived until his death in 1991 wow she lived like a full life so he saw a miracle on ice yeah and then he had 11 years after miracle on ice that's unbelievable it's the dream it's the american dream uh turtle do you know turtles have you ever thought about this you know when the ice freezes on like where do they go they they do like a version of hibernating i didn't know that i thought that was kind of interesting like sea turtles yeah they're like kind of like just like shut down yeah they like kind of shut down and don't really do

yeah how long can they they become sluggish their metabolism slows and they yeah so it's mental how do they breathe through their i mean they breathe in the underwater normally no they don't sea turtles i don't think so you know what i love wait lauren what google sea turtles breathe under no i don't think so sea turtles cannot breathe under what why didn't they come up how do they breathe then they breathe the air you're saying when the ice is that's why i was saying it's such a shocking feat i think that's why it's so crazy well that was it was already crazy to me did you know that alligators how do they breathe can you google how how to see turtles breathe during hibernation yeah or brumation i believe it's called oh they're their butts oh

oh butt breathing they do butt breathing i tried once i choked brumating uh wow wait really they breathe with their butt when there's ice when it's icy lauren look up alligators poking their nose through the ice this is what happens when uh how often do sea turtles have to go up for air all the time this is what they do when the water freezes they all stick their nose out to the ice that's kind of cute wait can you google how often sea turtles have They can go under for two hours. What do you want? How often do sea turtles have to go up for air, bro?

I guess. How do you know this much about sea turtles? I don't know. You know what I love? No, that's. Oh, as long as two hours. Yeah. I love the photos of bears coming out of.

Wait, they have to go up every two minutes? This is blowing my mind. I thought most turtles were just chilling down there. That's Lauren when we have a morning record. So cute. Look at him. He's like. He would maul your face off.

Yeah, but he's like, oh, that was a good sleep. That's Lauren after a big night of drinking. She goes, where's the Chili's breakfast? Oh, my gosh. I love Chili's. Chili's, the closest Chili's is like 45 minutes away. It's such a shame. Oh, did you look?

Is that why you're always late in the morning? Yeah. Do they have breakfast? Chili's? Yeah. I would be shocked. I think they have fajitas. all right lauren i'm gonna airdrop you my this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy

rocks today hey hey i said hello and turn your airdrop on so i can send you my video triple dipper oh actually i had that reason it was so horrible what like yeah the triple dipper is awesome what are you talking about it was just it was just no the moth sticks are dang uh i love the southwest things those ones on the top i haven't been to detroit airport and they just did okay well that's that's obviously why it was worse jack can you just yeah just send it to i slacked it to you thank you just slack it to lauren and brian and then she doesn't have to copy the link it's like a much better thing for me someone commented on our last episode that that we need to get sponsored by taco bell because we talked about in the last two episodes and then

they went got it for lunch we actually do talk about you got it for lunch talk about it or the person got it person got it talk go bell when we do it go go go go go go go go go go go what do we have here okay pause so yeah i saw this this is uh brazilian nun goes viral after unexpectedly beat boxing on a catholic tv channel apparently they were just talking about the our lord and savior and then they just didn't tell the tv show they were going to do this and they on they uh unprompted did this come on oh my gosh that's that holy spirit look at she's like crip walking that's crazy father's trying to get in on it but he doesn't he doesn't have the rhythm like the ladies

that was awesome i need to watch this again i want to see when he gets up those guys rock i would love to hang out with them Wait, that's so hype. I love that. The other girl was like getting the ass down. Yeah, wow. All right, Willie. Yeah, she's her.

Good luck beating that, pal. I'm fucking cooked. Good luck beating that, pal. What language is that? Brazilian. They speak Portuguese, though. No, that was Brazilian. All right.

It's just like hair ripping off. What does Brazilian sound like? All right, what are we looking at for our audio listeners? This is a guy with a big penny farthing. Okay. Okay. Hey, bro, this is your bike. This is your bike.

How do you get on? I'm sitting in the chair. Yeah? Yeah. There's a pack on the bottom. Are you sure? Oh, God. Oh, no.

oh my god oh how do you get on it hop skip and a jump can you show us there he goes oh my god that's like remember that guy that me you and a grade saw in boston on one of those things it's like a bike but it was a two bite we'll put a video of it right here two bikes stacked on top of each other and it was just like a thing of a bob it wasn't like a when did we see that year and a half ago oh yeah it was awesome penny farting i want to buy one of these wait wonder how much wait this isn't the same that that's we have one somewhere whatever happened to ours you know at the office yeah there was one here yeah they had it for like a video that yeah i don't know where it is you can't be on your phone during the podcast i was pulling up my

all right should we do but what are you pulling up on my notes should we do ways to tell your boss you're quitting first or phineas and ferb episodes that don't exist phineas oh yeah i'm excited about these phineas there's 104 days are you on tita yeah these are phineas and ferb plots that don't exist phineas and ferb find out that there is a public housing shortage in the tri-state area and build 500 units of government subsidized housing in their backyard when they realize mom is coming home they have to evict all of the tenants and demolish the buildings all right um phineas and ferb learn about the holocaust in school and decide that they have to stop it so they create a time machine go back in time and make young hitler's art all the rage

so that he gets into art school and doesn't start world war ii but when they get back doofenshmirtz is way more powerful because they accidentally created a power vacuum and he's also german got it yeah yeah uh phoenix and ferb discover oil on their property and set up a large-scale fracking operation in their backyard perry finds that dr doofenshmirtz is building a renewable energy nader which perry realizes will diminish the value of all of their oil if it's effective perry tells the government and they kill doofenshmirtz all right finnish and fur become country music stars and like any good country music star they open their own bar in nashville everything goes great until germany's biggest country star

florgan wallen throws a chair off the roof oh no kills a guy really german today you phineas and ferb build a replica of their house in the backyard mom comes home earlier than expected and walks into the replica they must attempt to swap the houses before she notices perry is diagnosed with dementia phineas and ferb realize they're too young to go on an adult cruise so they start their own kids only cruise line and it becomes wildly popular when candace brings their mom to bus them they hit an iceberg and sink the ship getting rid of all the evidence that's very good i like that iceberg like titanic right of course of course of course of course all right

these are these are ways to tell your boss you're quitting i'm putting myself out to pasture i'm demanding a trade jerry and i both quit without telling jerry i'm stepping away from the team i'm taking my talents to morgan wallen or sorry what i'm taking my talents to morgan stanley you aren't paying me enough to want to be around you i'm waving the white flag i'm taking my talents to i was gonna say a different country singer that i just choked just a mess of you this place fucking reeks i'm putting myself on the waiver wire you fucking reek i feel like

you're taking advantage of me for my work here because i feel like i bring in more money than i'm paid why'd you say it like that that's how i would quit to my boss oh not you no no no i was just like why was that one so i don't like it um all right who's ready for rusty's song of the day arsad arsad come on all right let's see what we've been jamming out to these days i got well do you want to do a like a singing cover soon you and i people whenever i post a singing video they're like why haven't you and will done a song together i'm like i don't know he doesn't want to i do let's collab i've asked you before and you're like no let's do it let's do it i feel like you don't actually want to a hundred percent do okay let's do it uh next week

next week we'll cut what song should we cover it's gotta be like a guy girl yeah yeah yeah right back to it what's that i've been yours for so long come right back to it it's waxahachie i'll do my research all right i'm trying i'm trying to i've been trying to spread spread the wealth of like artists that i add but sometimes i just have so many songs by one artist that i like that it would be a shame not to add them yeah so i'm gonna go still beating by mac demarco that's been one of my jams love it for for years i think that was one of the first songs I ever listened to in my car. The first song I ever listened to

was Butterfly by Travis Scott. Where he's like, jump straight to the lead. I'm in love with who I am. Back in high school, I used to do it in the can. Do it in the can? That's what Will calls butt stuff.

Oh, gross. Yoski. All right. we love you guys so much comment uh comment what your um comment song recs that you think me and willie should cover can we do a whole podcast like this someday yeah comment oh comment something backwards comment yeah the song that me and lauren all right we love you guys so much take it easy players we'll see you guys bright and early on wednesday play date episode 111 just roll right into it

alright bye guys