Will & Rusty's Playdate - is it long enough? w/ Strider Wilson

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

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We good, Andrew? We're rolling. You're doing a little, like, DJ disc jockeys. That's the sickest way to produce a pod right there. Actually, you think so? Like, unironically? Is that how you're going to do it? Are you guys laughing at me or with me?

We're laughing around you. I'll take that. All right. Let's unpack it. Come on. We were doing... What were we talking about? Strider and I, when you were gone,

we were talking about the difference between country music and rap music is... Rap music is... I'm going to come over to your house and fuck your wife and country music is i'm staying at my house and making love to my wife yeah is that something could that be something yeah and uh is that an interesting is that a proper assessment music is is whoever's i'm not fuck i don't i don't know what fucking is because i'm a nerd

or or whoever's wife i have sex with it's not wrong unless you react wrong to it that's jazz yeah we're like oh yeah yeah yeah jazz jazz is uh is no such thing as fucking a wrong woman i fucked your i fucked your wife and the and the husband goes yes and that is the improvisational that's improv improv improv is yes you did fuck my wife and here's why i slept yeah improv guy getting cheated on I slept with he can never say no Scott

he's like oh and and I'm here and then I and then your wife comes in

you did yeah it's like no let's not introduce any characters just stay in this story I cheated on you with another man yes you did

and I am going to and I I'm mowing the grass and we're at the DMV now this episode is brought to you by cash app cash app lock my money away in a vault you ever seen that documentary about future and his producer talking about how he made gucci flip-flops no can you pull this up andrew isn't that bad baby

or sorry sorry the song goes i just fucked your bitch and some gucci flip-flops oh it is the funniest it it's a it's a documentary for some reason and this clip is like it's like they're talking about uh creating like the atom bomb like like they the importance the stakes yeah the importance with which they think this is which i'm not saying it's a bad song i love the song but it's so funny how seriously they are taking it yeah it means everything in in their worldview i was smashing a bitch at the penthouse right by the door with my Gucci flip-flops on and this ain't no disrespect. You know what I mean?

I really lived that moment when he went to the studio. I went right directly to the studio. You know, he walked in, he had the Gucci flip-flops on or whatever. Just going through beats, played one beat, loaded it up. And it just, I remember the tone of his voice just when he was like, dirty soda, spiked, leaked, white girl, iced tea, fully loaded, AP.

I just made a face, I was like, man, what the fuck? I didn't know I was gonna do that shit that day and I was like, man, I just fucked your bitch. It's a Gucci flip, fuck. And he just kept going, and I was like, yeah. This shit crazy right here. It's like, yeah, obviously you were doing, like, your future. Like, we, it, I think.

But him going, like, I really lived that moment. It's like, we know. Yes, yes. We know that's what you're doing when you're not here. Yeah. When you're not here. Does art reflect life, or does life reflect art? In this instance, art reflects life.

That's a good point. It sort of answered the age-old question. Yeah. do you want to know the saddest part about that the do you know who the girl was do you know the girl was obama scotty pippen's wife oh damn that's oh they were married yeah oh well i mean i feel like the guy's always been sort of a there to help a brother future oh scotty yeah he was he was robin to michael's batman he's a he's a past first right i mean they had to pick up uh scotty pippin career assists yeah he's not hogging it and then rodman runs in and cleans the glass

yeah exactly come on yeah this isn't wrong i don't know what his pippin's career assist numbers are but they're probably up there that man liked to share the love that's all i'm saying yeah let's not pretend like yeah here's a question strider what are you up to dude i'm just maxing and relaxing bro doing some uh cigarinos for uh daily friday now stoked on that cigarette segments that's um kind of guys who drink beer talk exactly for the audio listeners strider and i are having a beer and willie's having a little bit of his own beer a mug zero sugar willie beer enjoy it you know but if i'm going to be coming at you hot saying you know um maybe i want to watch you guys give each other a little smooch arena which i enjoy doing no that's a smooch anymore really

are you guys retiring that i will say no we're out we're escalating oh you're right we went to we've moved up you're gonna be um you're gonna be scissoring each other's gooch arenas have you seen those guys are hysterical they go on epcot they scissor each other the whole way dude me and my boys be scissoring dude oh you don't clap your boys gooch what are you dude the funniest so willie and i were in seattle there are actually a couple couple kiss things i want to talk about one that was the first trip we've been on where we were like aware that this was a thing that like people were liking or whatever so it was like kind of forced we like misfired the first one like my mouth was still open his it was just like a whole thing but then we get to this

one bar do we already talk about the friend that that saw it yeah we talked about this last episode that's right i have the worst memory in the world you know but the thing is i i kind of saw those videos where you guys were having a nice sunday in seattle at all the bars yeah it is a tough thing because you guys have such great natural energy together and then the internet sees it or Friday beers or someone sees it and they're like more of that

be more of your guys' selves together but then also say a brand after it it's like tough to do you know what I mean sometimes I just want to chill out at home

and have a mug and just not worry about it exactly luckily for mug it's good honestly dude in our slack you did say

at Friday beers hey can we get some more can we get some more mugs shipped out dude I was loving that that's the only thing I said in that slack ever that was a company wide slack

and you do fess up a lot to be like yo that's my dish No, I don't. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I don't do the dishes. That's a little razzle.

I don't know who's using dishes at the office, though. Never. What are you putting stuff on it? Somebody left a coffee cup behind there, and I just did that dish. You did it? Yeah. I don't know who left a coffee cup back there. But are people cooking here?

What are you using the dishes for? Kenward's raising turkeys in the back. He's got a whole thing. He's got a coop out there, dude. He has a whole ecosystem. because it paid for food in months i walked past him in the middle of a you know you only catch like a snippet of a conversation like what could they possibly be talking about it was him talking to two guys i didn't recognize he goes nah there's no chance they kick us out and i was like what are

you planning that's amazing that's amazing dude it's like sophomores before like going into a party dude come on garrett let's just get in there there's no way brian's gonna kick us out kenward's gonna plan on sneaking into a high school party with two other 40 year olds you ever kick a guy out of one of your parties no but i had to kick a guy out of a comedy show once actually honestly can i tell you right now i had to kick a woman out of a comedy show risky to do for my career risky to say right now you did it personally i had to kick her out security guards that like her that's what i had to do there was a guy there but it was it was like an art it was an art studio it was like a show that we put on to put out word for the art studio

that was going on and a very chill vibe like and laid back and some fun comics i had some buddies come out and i was hosting and then chad did a joke about uh a rescue dog and he's like oh and his punchline is like oh big surprise it's i popped out and was just saying like he got sold a lemon basically of a dog and funny a joke and then this lady in the front row was like i have a rescue dog like that's terrible like you should rescue dogs and then every other for the next two comics that went up she brought up rescue dogs in their sets at some point and then finally i had to warn her i'm like hey like yo keep it down like we know you have a dog like we all think you're righteous and then she kept going and i was like all right you're out i was like

i'm not going to continue on stage yeah up there and then i literally got the whole crowd being like who wants to keep hearing this lady make some noise talk about her dog no one made noise i go who wants me to who wants me to kick this lady out and everyone goes hell yeah and i go you're out oh and then she had like a fair trial yeah a jury of her peers yeah she's like can't You know what? Honestly, can't argue with you. I think it was the only thing that would help. I think it was the only thing that would work.

Because those types of people without like, in their heads, everyone behind them is also like, this person's in the right. So until she heard that. It was tough because, you know, we're married. And so talking to her later was difficult. At home? Yeah, at home. I was like, babe, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I didn't give you a ride home either. You walked. We were downtown LA. It was fine. And she made it home about seven miles. So she got home in the middle of the night, woke me up. I was upset. and i was like hey you can walk our rescue dog now take him out he's got to go dude you'd actually

be you you're just saying babe reminded me willie has been trying to workshop like what to call lauren why are you bringing up every episode do i i thought someone else i feel like it's the last three the thrust three times he's like the king of this yeah i love names i love dude honestly though dude pet names are tough because i think it's annoying when anyone else overhears it like like this is just in the confines of your own home i'm right now leading the clubhouse is mrs honeysuckle i like that i really like that's good yeah hey but then it's gonna slide like at thanksgiving if you're spending thanksgiving hey mrs honeysuckle can you grab me another whiskey sour like you can't be you know

you want to be quick you want to be click princess princess sugar bunch princess sugar bunch could you get me another beer my dad would my dad would uh excommunicate me from the family honestly i hate when people say bear i hate when people say bug i don't like when people say bug i've heard those yeah oh baby if you're in miami if you're a white dude and your name's angelo sure yeah then you can say baby uh if you have a chain necklace you can say baby right uh if you've killed someone you can say baby right otherwise it's babe for everyone else like most things if you've killed someone you can probably say whatever you can say yeah exactly i was a big uh but only with uh when i was frustrated for some reason like if i was in like uh if if they weren't

understanding what i was trying to say like sweetheart sweetheart's nice but that was like condescending i feel like back back it was like not even to people that i was romantically involved like it would be like girlfriends like we'd be like in an argument and they'd be like not understanding what i was trying to say in a big sweetheart jesus oh well they respond to that i think that's a bad look would they condescend yeah they'd be like these are like some of my best friends yeah oh yeah not like a random woman that would be crazy yeah no they heard you would just say how often are you yelling at random women in general um i'm doing my driving right now no like sorry i've i fucked up and i forgot we're doing the show

wait wait i'm fucked up wait i just fucked up i forgot we're doing a show oh and you asked him about that because it happens a lot i think you're getting arrested oh fuck i forgot we're doing a show i thought we were just chatting oh yeah no no we've got really look around we've got a lot for the record i'm not here fuck i didn't realize we were doing a show but to answer your question whoa i yell i yell at random women all the time yeah if there is a slow bitch driving driving walking old biking yeah wait wait driving walking and old is really is like a really funny third category whether they're drunk driving walking they're old two other things are like modes of transportation uh driving walking biking old i would have to make it an

age driving walking aging it's like it'd have to be the verbal format of it but um yeah you know i'll tell anyone you know because i i've been saying this everywhere i i go i've been telling people look i'm i'm not a good guy but i'm not the worst guy you're a good guy so you're objectively top one percent i think i don't know thank you who's better that we know um and i'm not blowing sunshine up you guys but does he warn does he warn women like at starbucks if a woman's in front of me and she can't figure out her order yeah i'll say i'm gonna scream at you yeah i say figure it out i say hey sweetheart is it warning yeah yeah i go warning yeah i do the nuclear the meltdown at the end of the movie warning dude have you seen predator you know when

hits the watch at the end of the movie and the laughing go ah ah ah just laugh like that yeah yeah warning guys so nor warning will melt down warning i will have meltdown in t minus three seconds order your fucking coffee or i'm gonna have a meltdown order your fucking everyone's been to starbucks everyone's been here get what you want get what that's your rationale for like why should you be figuring out we've all been here and what are the sizes everyone's been everyone's been here grande vente tall i know it's weird you're the only one in here who's not been here before grande means big but it's medium exactly exactly this is have you noticed recently they let you they let you just say small medium or large what a glorious feeling that is

remember the days when they were like they'd be like you had to say it you're like why are we doing this song and dance i hate when places do that like they like make the the employees really lean into the atmosphere like the lingo of it when yeah clearly it's just causes more confusion or slow down yeah it's also weird at um chick-fil-a where they they don't say you're welcome they like have to say my pleasure yeah yeah you know i don't like that in college we thought we read somewhere that if you said my pleasure before they could say it they had to give you a free ice cream cone and we went and did it and the lady was like that doesn't work i don't know why they said that Where'd you read it?

TikTok. Fuck. I heard if, I'm not even kidding, I heard if you go to Dogtown and yell bomb, they give you a hot dog. They like ring a bell. Yeah. You're the first guy to do it. Dude, what is it? I was in...

It's just you and me, boy. Two soldiers bonded for life. 58 miles no one's coming for us when anyone else would quit they'll do the impossible i got you and get home part of the beast is an uplifting triumph you're the greatest dog ever bread i'll get you home part of the beast now playing i don't know i i'm on the edge of my seat i was in tsa yeah i was like tell me i was talking to a tsa agent when we were trying to figure out where to go when we got to seattle and i was like which way is like the the like uber pickup and they were like i forget whatever they said

they like used the word blow up twice and then and then they went oh fuck i probably shouldn't be saying that and i was like this is insane coming from you guys he was like we're gonna get some food context could they possibly be go past the panda express that's gonna blow you up if you stop there then keep continuing to see a coffee bean don't get the espresso because that with the panic that's really gonna blow you up you're gonna your guts gonna just explode and then you're gonna go past uh after that dude wait i'm sorry well i have one more i also when i was leaving i was going through tsa with like whoever i was with at the time and uh were you with your honeysuckle wait what's the term no i wasn't with mrs honeysuckle also when you get mad

in this story and i was walking through tsa it was you whoever the fuck was it was you do you remember when like i had the tsa agents like rolling oh my god we walked through and we were like that's clearly the a team because all three of them were like just stoked to be working what no he was like they were like one of you is touchless because yeah i guess it's like the touchless i you have that and and i was like and they were like and he's like it was just the two of us it was like empty and they're like one of you is touchless he's like that's me and i was like i'm all touch and then i'm like is there actually any way i could get extra touching love this love this guys were like i the moment i said i was like why the fuck did i say that

and then they like loved it i one of us made a full contact joke as well uh i don't know i said something about extra touching and he was like i mean if you asked and i was like i could actually do that right and he's like yeah i mean if you opt out of both screenings we'd have to give you a full pat down and i was like don't get me too excited and he was like all right just go he gave you the method you're like how do i do it so for any perverts listening out there know that today if you opt out of two metal detector walkthroughs they will touch they will touch you you know strider strider and i had a that was that's probably one of my favorite beers i've ever had you and i at that at the that was a great the airport dude we sat down we cruised eddie

george's grill eddie george's grill sea bus cruised right through sat down the the bartender was like kind of one of those like sassy old ladies where it was like if you don't have your order ready like i'm gonna give it to you yeah yeah and uh yeah and we that was my first day drinking after sober october so we went out to lunch yep crushed a couple ipas there oh that so nice at the diner excellent went to the went to the uh airport billy got boned he was in like the b terminal we were in the c terminal so we parted ways i thought like he got like fucked in the ass he did yeah that waitress he was really mean she's like pegged him she says i'm gonna give you your order and i'm gonna give you something else too yeah yeah she pegged a

bottle of guinness what's your okay wait we still have an intro to who we're talking i don't know what this is boys ladies and guys quickly strata wilson's here if you don't know him what are you doing creator creator of podium of podium yes what up yes legend creator of many things it was good friend husband soon to be father oh congratulations that's not true that's not true i felt like a bad person thank you so much no no no oh man i was thinking of someone else athlete volleyball player legend general general good guy

will you get back in your story no it's a question cheers thank you legend if you could time travel you like history I love it yes time travel right now to any moment in history with a fully

loaded gun yep I like this where are you going and I'm really liking where this is headed and a roast beef sandwich from Arby's good yeah I'm gonna need to all right this is

very nice strutter you I'm gonna need to threaten people with two things I'll make you eat this roast beef sandwich from Arby's that's a threat that's our sponsor okay that's

a threat because if you don't is our business sponsor of you guys yeah dude that's amazing arby's is your guys's sponsor that's huge you guys got the meats baby let's go baby the first time not this episode though so i'm bleeping it oh really yeah i like that no free ads all right a roast beef sandwich from anywhere okay you're sent any moment history you have a fully loaded pistol and a barbecue pulled pork sandwich. Okay. Are we playing house rules? And in your front

left pocket, you have a THC seltzer. Wait, wait, wait. So we got a weed seltzer, a pulled pork sandwich, a redacted... No, that's not part of it. Sorry. Okay.

Pulled pork sandwich, a weed drink, and a fully loaded pistol. What kind of gun? a glock okay so we can do some damage strata you start us off where are you going this is excellent this is a freaking great every episode because this is i actually am like very excited about this i would love to yeah this is very fun to think about i want to be so when i'm thinking about my answer i don't want to go so far back to where like because i only have so many shots in my gun yeah wait that's a good question do you have do you have one clip yes so you have what 12 bullets and you're 12 how many bullets are in a glock and then google and no one where's

the nearest school yeah yeah put google those together get us on a list and then google out of my medicine 17 rounds all right so you're you have 17 rounds no no don't do that don't do that 17 rounds you got a pulled pork sandwich you got a 10 milligram weed seltzer eight milligrams okay okay i'm still gonna hit nice like wherever you're going in the past oh is it only past i'm not gonna go to the future yes why would you go to the future why would i not i could go up there i don't need any of the items i'd be like what's the what stock is gonna be like who's gonna win every world series for the next thousand years i come back i was gonna say because you could go back to the future to it and you could go back and just remember memorize the games or

I was a big Biff Tannen guy. You like Biff? He was like the bad guy. You like the villain? Objectively the bad guy. I just like, he took advantage of the situation. He was smart. I didn't like all the like grabbing and stuff, but I'm saying like.

Yeah, you fly in TSA, no touch. We know that. He took advantage. Please, it goes without saying. You know what's weird? I didn't even sign up for that. How'd you get that? I just was on my ticket one day.

You enjoyed it too much one day in TSA. Yeah, they were like. TSA, this guy no more. We're making him touchless. All right, so you have a. i need to hurry up and answer this you got a weed seltzer a glock with 17 rounds and a pulled pork sandwich time machine anywhere you can go i probably would go back to i want an era where there's dank eats i want an era where you know if i have a medical issue it's not going to be like

they're not going to bleed me you know if i have like a headache um and where a gun is still impressive so the wild wild west people have pretty good guns glocks really not going to impress them i think i might know what to invest in at that time i might know like where the oil derricks are i could come out to california maybe oh you don't know oil derrick he's the slickest guy in town he was in our fraternity yeah goes around and uh oil derrick wait i have a question does does this change does like the objects you have change your answer like if you could only go back in time one time does having these three things change your answer or is this still just the question of if you had a time machine where would you go makes me feel safer it still is

pretty much the same i think i'd go to ancient rome okay i think i would go straight to the the uh king's quarters okay and famously emperors and i would tell him i had a magic elixir and that i was a god and i would give him a little bit of the weed seltzer get him high and then give him two slices of roast beef and shoot him in the head and then you'd emerge at the coliseum the next day wearing his face i would come in and say i want a gladiator friend someone oh and then you just shoot him everyone's like oh oh my god and then i'd plot that in the middle of the coliseum drink my weed seltzer and eat a roast beef sandwich everyone's like i'm the fucking king now so is that our guy now he's probably the emperor

now you could also go and you could join the ancient greek olympics give your opponent that you're going to wrestle a roast beef sandwich prior to the event they're a little bit slower you and the weed seltzer and the weed seltzer you pin them freak them out use mind games then you're an olympic champion and famously if you won in certain city states in greece you had the very early forms of a pension which was a free meal for life is that true yeah and oftentimes uh the athletes would sell it off like if they came on dire times and be like you can have my free meal if you give me like just some money right now so i can go buy wine or whatever uh that being said i think i gotta go back to

i might and it's kind of lame but maybe just like the wild west like maybe like 18 83 and i don't even watch yellowstone yeah you can die i've watched uh no i haven't seen it but i would deadwood have you seen that i watched the movie i didn't watch the whole show but here it's great but i would go back then because also like at that point they had like banking systems and like u.s dollars and i still would probably want to just be in california and then i'd be like okay i'm gonna invest in like still just want to be in california dude i probably travel back to like yesterday was a pretty sick day for me dude and then i would have a gun now so that's nice pretty much i get a free gun 10 minutes ago you're like honestly i just kind of

go about go about my life just with those things i'd go back to one second before it took that took you to say that sentence give me the gun give me the weed seltzer and then later kill all three of you and then take this podcast and eat my roast beef sandwich on your dead bodies it's a pulled pork sandwich now i forgot to fuck i'm not a big pulled pork guy changed my whole answer i'd go back to the 1880s all right what about once i go and shoot myself you like pirates dude i was just about to say schreider schreider and i have talked about this this particular day at length but i think i would go back and save blackbeard from maynard this is nice yeah this okay so you're gonna go back you're gonna you're using it for benevolence willie made himself a

god emperor i killed you guys and feasted over your bodies yeah you're gonna go back and i'd go back to okra coke island yeah whatever year that was is 1718 probably whatever it was and i would go and i'd say i'd i'd uh exchange the pulled pork sandwich for us for a small paddle boat easily you could do these pirates are hungry paddle out to blackbeard and i'd i'd go up to the boys or no no did i say the roast beef sandwich but i still have the weed seltzer i'd give the weed seltzer to blackbeard would cure his hangover he was hung over that morning huge and then i would say we should get out of here maynard's right there and you would need to prove how would you like prove that you were i would just be like look how i'm dressed and

and look at this drink i just gave you i'm obvious i'm obvious look at this vessel that the drink that the drink's even in it's a can like look at the manufacturing oh and then i would show them the expiration date oh that's huge so you can prove you're from the future you have the expiration date i would shoot my i would shoot my glock in the air and he'd be like that's way more powerful than anything we have yeah he would put two of his men he'd go like two you two attack him and you know you'd have to reload every single time after a shot bang bang and he'd go holy shit and then you go i will help you win this i will help you win this war then we just he would just be safe because here's the thing you remember uh you remember that if he

was going to turn himself in to king george or whatever so he would have been able to whatever would have been able to retire off his riches and then him he would be like dude you got me out of that surely i'd get some you could hang with him i would you i'd rather be the richest guy back then than like middle class now oh rich yeah because the hat the difference between the haves and have-nots then was like the gap was huge yeah that's a good move you save a life and you make a friend yeah you guys are probably gonna kick it together serial murderer yeah he's blackbeard no know that's that's we talked about this he he uh his his like reputation preceded him so he like posed himself as this murder probably killed 30 people yeah yeah yeah but like other pirates

but he like he was like famously like good to slaves he would free slaves and be like you can come work with me uh some of the earliest forms of democracy democracy in the americas were on in a place where it was like all kings and queens he was like on my ship democracy all right he used to light matches in his beard and that's why everyone was so scared of him they'd pull up to other ships and they'd be like he's the spawn of satan because his beard's on fire he would light his own beard no no he would have like things in like twisted in his beard that were like slow burning things you should listen to strider and i's black beard episode of history is dang it's sick i would love to it's very sick yeah you have a good memory this is good

what if i go to old antarctica when there were still millions of people there that'd be cool and i become the king and i stop them from all moving to mexico do you think there was civilizations there a long time ago what'd you say do you think people have theories that there's civilizations in antarctica a long time ago i feel like it was cold all the time yeah yeah no yeah i don't think so okay how about i go to old um no that would never work this episode is brought to you by cash app if you know anything about me you know that i am pretty gullible and i have been fed my fair share of scams but not anymore because cash app is going to protect my money your security deserves to be a priority and cash app treats

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holidays support the show by mentioning us at checkout terms and conditions apply let's get back into the episode here's my thing about antarctica you know when people are like you know that guy that'll like pitch you crazy conspiracy theories who cares because it's never if any of these things are true or not true my life will change yeah but it's fun it's intellectually stimulated those ones are fun when people are talking about i'm saying the guy that like sits you down and is like no we need to yeah yeah yeah see the guy that's really into that needs that though because it's easier to believe in in conspiracies and that there's a system or a cabal against you rather than admitting your own shortcomings right true you know and i'd be

short same here our conspiracy theory guy in high school was also like the drug dealer yes and his dad this is a true story his dad got caught attempting to transport the most amount of i think it was coke across like state lines and he got caught and uh his son also sold drugs and uh we'd go to not like hard he was like a weed guy and we went over to his house one time and like i texted him he was like yeah come up to my room and i walked in and his mom And I think his stepdad Were having like crazy Sex on the couch

It was like His house was like Dude dude Rusty Hold on time out from the story Give us some deets dude What positions are we Talking about here She was on top of him

That's kind of lame dude That's not even possible is it Dude that's kind of lame bro He wasn't fucking doggy I just remember walking in and being like, whoa, and then walking straight up to his room. Damn. His house was like- There was only one chick?

What? There was just one chick. What is happening? Sorry, sorry. I was leaning into God, you can't get past the sex in a story bit, dude. Transporting the largest amount of cock across states in the world. Oh, Lord. Okay, sorry.

Yeah. I'm out of my pervert mode. Continue, please. But have you ever seen the show Skins? No, I never saw that. Have you ever seen Skins, Andrew? It was like going over to his house felt like a scene out of that. it was like they were a very odd was that like teenagers was that like a teen it was like british

teenage it was like british teenagers that were like drinking before school and getting high and like they all had like kind of mental problems but like some were like cooler and that means crazy almost euphoria before euphoria a little bit kind of but it was like they were all like very like dirty like it was kind of like a grungy you should watch it it's cool i do kind of remember that coming out now uh okay but sorry to cut off your story so they were boning on the couch and that was kind of it i just remember being like this is an odd odd family yeah but he was our conspiracy guy so it was like you walked up after seeing that into his room and then he would like inundate you with like moon landing stuff and you were like i could see how maybe you'd want to

escape this what's going on here but they lived in a really nice house which was the weird part but i think yeah well he was smuggling coke so yeah but it's like when they seize all your money um yeah i mean how often do you have to pay for a house once or monthly depending on could they prove it was purchased are you a homeowner no probably never will be what not with that attitude right you're right maybe i will be one day now my wife and i still rent do you think you'll go back down to orange county maybe san diego because we met in san diego and we like it down there yeah um and probably yeah there's a little bit more stuff going on i see orange county is very nice but it's pretty boring it's like there's nothing things you know yeah i like

i like orange county yeah i go down there but it just it feels a little bit like florida dude it's super very much like florida but without like all the crazy weather and nature yeah yeah when you go down there it's like what they call it the orange curtain yeah it's very down there you're like oh We're in a different spot now. Yeah. My grandparents live in Dana Point. So I grew up in San Juan, like right there. San Juan Capistrano?

Come on, baby. Yep. You know, have you seen like the house that Clay Thompson owns? Dude, I went to high school with Clay Thompson. My brother. There's a dog there. Did you really? Yeah.

His brother Michael was in my grade. Yeah. Dude, I've partied with Clay, dude. What up? Dude, I've partied with Clay. Did you really? Is he a party animal? He's awesome.

I played him in chess. He dominated me, dude. Whoa, what? Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I heard he's really smart. he's oh it's unbelievably smart he's the man wow he was two years he was two years below me

his uh brother was in my grade michael thompson jr and uh yeah dude they're like 1cf great story michael jordan-esque story at our high school there was two freshman basketball teams the a team and the b team it was called blue and gold funny enough blue was the better team gold was the B team, but because everyone knows gold's way more valuable than blue. And Klay made the gold team freshman year. Oh, whoa. Yep, kind of like Michael Jordan, you know. Did he hit, like, a growth spurt or something?

He hit a growth spurt after that. Was he hitting threes back then? Yeah, I mean, the very next year, he was, like, the leader on CIF. Like, a CIF all-star, like, led the division in scoring and, like, won a championship. I think they won, like, two or three. Santa Margarita. yeah i know margarita yeah catholic school so you he was the same high school as you

and did he play volleyball age no he's dominating at basketball dude the only reason people play volleyball is they get they get boxed all the way off the court into another court they're so far outside the paint dude it's for like you're at tryouts and they're like there are some guys over there yeah but volleyball out here is like legit volleyball in maine was a women's sport yeah it's like i meant like there was only a women's team where like that was just a fact whoa okay what oh i was like oh my god was that crazy we wanted to play uh or guys wanted to play volleyball but they didn't it's a bummer it's probably just funding but like uh yeah out here i don't know the weather's nice it's huge too yeah it's big in

the midwest it's cool to watch too you'd think like it would go everywhere we would we had a charity event one year where it was uh boys from it was our high school and then another high school and and all the boys would feel the team all the all the boys from the other school would feel the team and then it would be the girls teams from both high schools and it was like a four team round robin it was that's fun it's a fun game dude it's very it's technical like you could be an amazing athlete and you'll obviously get better at it but like it learning it at an early age it's not like soccer or something like just the bigger fastest kid's gonna run better and doesn't really need to like develop ball skills necessarily in the beginning but like with volleyball it's like

passing and setting and stuff is very technical even the way you do your approach so it's kind of a barrier to entry and a little bit annoying uh which i think makes the sport struggle slightly but the women's game is way better than the men's the men's so especially indoor it's so quick and the guys jump so high and hit it so hard that rallies are pretty rare the women's game the rallies can be insane it's really way more fun to watch those were the most packed like almost as much as like hockey games at our high school like the women's volleyball was the most fun to watch dude and speaking of the midwest like i think when like nebraska plays like another big 12 school or whatever their division is like they play in the football stadium dude it's like

they fought like it's insane that's so cool and did you also have to wear like the spandex and people it was optional but i did does the tight stuff does the tight stuff do you still have a bulge so i did not that's why and in fact because it was so am i hearing this right with the tight stuff are you still gonna have a bowl so is there still a bulge or is it so tight that it's just tucking it around and you basically got fruit salad on the other end wait what are we what are we that's from something we've done before what what's the point oh yeah that's your jeopardy impression where it's like so ken you're telling me yeah it's like yeah and so strider you once ate a hot dog and you bit it and it was all bun that's the most interesting jeopardy fact yeah

yeah oh they always have to like the oh it's amazing you had to put ketchup on your hot dog and it was accidentally relish yes it was really funny see i was um having a housewarming party and it turns out um my nephew's a prankster and uh he took the hot dog from me and it was actually quite a memorable moment so uh we made quick friends with our neighbors over a good laugh thank you all right that's great and uh mary uh you've never been outside no no right uh thank you mary uh and and rusty you've been non-verbal since the age of eight and i'm here to speak for i'm here to speak on rusty's behalf uh i'm his guardian it's a miracle he actually just said he likes basket weaving

all right here's a question what year did wicked premiere on broadway it's a great question i did not find out in my research doing my chili's event i did not find out but i gotta say i got sidetracked by my mic cutting out i was telling you i hosted trivia oh yeah oh let's go and first very bad thing happened what happened my friends won oh so people thought people thought my friends won because they know you and they kind of know your brain how it thinks you're not giving them the answer i'm not giving the answers but i was like after the game they're like oh and i'm like i can't go over there yeah yeah like i can't see that was that one of your questions yeah because i went when it opened so i would assume i was 10 so i would guess 2011 what do you mean you went

when it opened i went on broadway when it to wicket are you sure it was when it opened it might have just been a running of it might have just been another because i think it's earlier than that for like a year no it ran for like 20 years yeah oh it opened in 2003 i was gonna guess 2000 that was my guess was the answer all right here's you want another one 2003 wait so i why was why was it still going when i was like because it was such a success it was still going until like a few years ago the almighty dollar

that's crazy yeah the same guy no they changed the cast but originally it was Adele Dazeem Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth

Kristen Chenoweth my mom would during carpool because I knew it was like had to be early 2000s because my mom would listen to the album in carpool all the time

because you were born I was born in 1880 I was born in 1987 yeah bro his time travel was just back to his birth you were born the you were born when my dad was a junior in college

fuck that's kind of cool wait 1987 yeah okay nothing really nothing too crazy happened in 87 i don't think who was president then reagan reagan reagan here's a question which city which of these cities is furthest north okay okay toronto tokyo london berlin dude um berlin i'm gonna wait for him are you just gonna do all of your trivia questions i'd actually like that tokyo gets really i'm trying to think of like what gets super cold because berlin it can snow toronto gets chilly um damn i'm gonna go tokyo brilliant nice ask me four more cities fuck i mean i'm not like i don't have all the cities off the rip but i can give you more trivia do more trivia this is fun you guys want trivia

yeah kenward wants us to do a trivia show at friday beers bring it back kenward wants a lot of things we should do it dude dude we should get a u-haul because you all has trivia on there and just rent a u-haul and drive around and have rusty chilling in the back of the u-haul on the couch and that's what you win you get you get a you win a one-on-one hang with rusty trivia this is it you open the thing you're a great hang you're i'm telling you right now what number one best hang dude rusty not not true airport beer that was a good hang i will say i think i think you bring out my best hanging qualities right back at you i don't think they're always like that what because you always got coke on them yeah no matter what how was that

all about what he's you ever done it actually you know what's funny i've never done coke that's good i've never done coke that's not funny that's good yeah that's true i have more true that's pretty funny actually yeah my favorite joke idiot all right back to guy that needs to laugh hey here's a joke i've never done coke tell your guy to laugh for you all right what's um how are we doing this strata like first just first one to answer it's a good question how do we buzz in just raise our hand you say and i'm buzzing in and i'm but no just say buzz buzz yeah what's the only planet in our solar system not named after a greek or roman god buzz strider three two earth earth is correct whoa nice and it's kind of tough because earth

to the greeks was known as mother gaia who was a god because chronos the sky laid with gaia and created for that civilization yeah i knew that from percy jackson that's where i learned it the fucking movie yeah yeah from the actually from the book dude never flex on me like that yeah well while you're at the theater i'm usually with my novels was it on your second read or what's the highest grossing live action movie bill murray's ever appeared in oh buzz i think he got it first jack caddy shack no ghostbusters correct oh 1984 what up All right, what holds the record for the most episodes of any Disney Channel animated series? Animated?

Yeah. I just think of their animated movies. Animated series. Why can I not think of one animated Disney show? Buzz? DuckTales? No. Not Buzz.

Winnie the Pooh? No. Phineas and Ferb. Whoa. there's 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it dude when you're when i want to make love to my wife you know what i say can i finish your furb yeah all right last one she says no after that she goes no get away from me you guys no no thank you no thank you actually check this out oh come on listen to that baby

oh that's such a nice sound so good all right who's the most nominated artist at the upcoming grammys last question buzz taylor swift no damn she didn't put out an album in the window i don't think fuck no i don't know anything okay male or female male um who actually who crushed it this year harry styles no he didn't come out with anything this year there's 140 i don't know who is it i'll give you a hint were you just singing it no i'll give you a hint they not like us drake that's your kendrick yeah how did he how did he come up with an album or just the one song what didn't he win it last year no he had two albums he had like his most recent album and then he had that one with sZA too oh i see i don't know man i feel like i

took the steam out of this whole podcast trivia can be trivia is a lower chill energy thing but the thing is i do have some coke on me if you guys want to do it and we can get right back you know what i'm saying yeah guys let's rock i called it should we do because we've done we've done drinking on the hundredth episode i think we'll probably do high at some point should we just rip the bandit off and do a coke episode probably i think so i think a coke episode of a podcast would be the worst yeah i've started talking over each other what do you say it'd be like a it'd be a business idea it'd be a business podcast we all be like do do do but think about this okay do do do do do harvey that's what the pitch used the sandwiches the podcast used to be

i like that i think we did the pitch segment yeah we used to do it until what it's like to watch guys do coke you retired it last week yeah we just kind of got bored of all this there's so many segments we only do the drafts now the drafts are really fun yeah things that don't exist yeah So fun. Because everyone else is doing shit that does exist. Yeah. It's like, come on. Use your imagination every once in a while.

Yeah. What do you think is if they had a school for rodents, what would it be called? This is a great question. That's a very fun one. Wait, wait, wait. Rabbit Elementary? Yeah, is a rabbit a rodent? Like Abbott Elementary?

Pheasants. Pheasant school. Rabbit. Pheasant school. You looked up like you were scared. Pheasant school. Pheasant school. Am I at pheasant school right now?

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under paris is limestone and so they had these quarries a quarry is where you gather stone from and then you built the city on top of literally the stones under it which created a huge problem over about i don't know probably 1300 years to where you'd have all these sinkholes and so at any time in the 1700s people would be walking and it still happens today in certain areas and then you would just fall generally about to like where the bedrock was like 60 meters so you die yeah you're dead and so you can be walking so there's a huge fear in the city like oh my god um i could just be walking and die so then they commissioned these people to go down and um like quarry men to go down and back down in the quarries i guess not the quarry men those

are the guys that excavated the stone but just dudes to go down in there and sort of reinforce it and find weak points and there still are some because that's how like a not ever ending these tunnels are and i went down to the museum it's super cold down there it's always like 57 degrees it's been used as a ton of different uh things bunkers in world war ii uh temples occult sacrifice stuff uh hideouts for just people to live uh drug deals what up raves down into them now you can you can you can but and there are over like a thousand entry points throughout the city most of them are holed up but a lot of them are like it's just so big it can't be regulated but the museum they've sort of cornered stuff off like we were on we were on the guy of the tour and the guy was like yeah

there's a fence there but like if that wasn't there you could go down that tunnel we wouldn't know where you would go and you would just have to find your way back and in fact in like 1809 it opened up as a museum they had a thing called the lifeline which was a just black paint and getting back out to the entrance so you could find your way back so you'd have to like find the main tunnel line and you were just down there by candlelight people have been lost down there but anyway like permanently the most oh yeah yeah that the most interesting function of the catacombs which they're actually not really catacombs like they are in rome where like the christian martyrs are all buried down there there are people buried down there 600 million parisians

are down there in the area of the catacombs called an ostuary like osteoporosis osteo for bone and then you know wary place where it's wary people six million oh six million parisians over time from they say about the fourth century to the 1700s which is when those cave-ins were really common more common in the but for 200 years they have documented complaints from people living uh close to what was the most uh occupied or the busiest funeral or excuse me cemetery in paris called the um cemetery of the innocent however you say that in french and which in french is just and uh they have people they were like hey we can taste like decay in our water and in our food and then and there's stench arising the undertakers wouldn't even close everything

was a mass grave there so they would hold funerals at a time because people like that city's gone through everything and since the fourth century to the seven like plagues and fucking whatever uh the french revolution ever heard of it like even uh dating past when these um sinkholes would happen because it took them so long to exhume these bones and put them all down there and you walk through there and dude it's all which kind of cool about it is it's just dudes there was a position called bone stacker what up dude that's my gamer tag uh spoiler alert coming up soon no so that's what i call it's my way to make my wife it's my safe word to do with me and my wife hey bone hey bone stacker all right all right let's dial it back

all right babe you can you can get out of me now uh get anyway get out of me anyway uh dude it was just crazy walking by all these schools they were just dumping them down there dumping them the priest would come in like and do like a blessing he's like this place is now blessed and would like bless it in the very same holes that they would use to excavate like the one ton bricks of limestone were then blessed and then you just drop the you just drop the bodies down and the families know that or did they think they were being buried in the cemetery of the innocent the families that were still alive knew and then they were in the tunnels though like would you just dude or they were they were under the like right there do you want to see a picture

like walk through you can probably pull it up on here just type in paris catacombs i'll show you exactly where i was you you don't touch it and the guide is like hey be respectful yeah yeah look at this yeah bro i was right there it's called an empire of death yeah i went right by that cylindrical thing how do they get them decomposed enough dude they're actually or you can just take the bones yeah i asked if there was any bone treatment not right there's no way dude this is real bro look at that that's all real that goes back that's just the very uh like the layer that you can see those usually go about 60 meters deep stacked that high six million bones they use like femurs and humorous and all the stuff and then all these things that look sort of like you

know with the pattern or quote-unquote artistry is just dudes that were bone stackers that were just like regular dudes that are like oh yeah we'll just kind of make this look neat here strider i don't i don't understand it's it's it's all paris would want that the city wanted okay so the reason they did it was because for 200 years these people were complaining all the cemeteries are full we're we're having open burials my aunt dies your uncle dies what's an open burial or like like an open um like a group burial like in a so they literally put someone in the grave and they don't close it because they know tomorrow 20 more people are going to die and this thing's so occupied we're not going to just go it was just the work was

inefficient they just go out to like their countryside it's a good question probably because it was owned by a farmer they don't want to sell it off about right now what's happening with all the bodies because people are getting cremated more now more and then now yeah there's they uh they've closed putting bones down here they said they stopped in like the 1830s but you would die knowing like i'm just gonna be a skull in this stack of bones most people that were in here didn't know they were gonna go in there and like there is a point from the french revolution where they've just put the body straight down there and there's like a little segment and it's like all i mean every every skull is taken off of its body at this point what a weird

like it's kind of weird and creepy yeah like think about being like you're that's your job and like they clearly got really good at it yeah and like you're making art out of their actually wasn't good kind of insane it is insane so but there are raves like down there dude there's people called cataphiles catacombs people that are obsessed with it file my mom's like my mom's a cataphile the way she'd be loving on our cat milo if you know what i'm saying bro what up i am a a hanging out a file you and me you are hanging me both i will say nobody likes it more than you oh listen to this i changed my plan from yesterday so you know do you know how i got z like a pair of those shoes that he really wants they arrived i got my buddy a pair he started his first

day at his new job today he's a nice sneaker head so i got him a pair of shoes oh that's nice of you what's the way to like because i don't want it to be weird when i get i originally was gonna be a christmas thing but he's also jewish so it's like that doesn't really make sense i'd be actually i'm just gonna give him to him today because if i if i i didn't want to get presents for the other guys too i asked but they didn't neither of them gave me any ideas what's like the coolest way to give your but your buddy a gift that you that you are just buddies with on a motorcycle yeah you roll up on a motorcycle ride yeah you roll up yeah exactly like like with the packages on the side like the leather things and i i go hey z looking there got something for you or you handle

it like like a like a reverse heist where you have a dude in a van like in a computer and then he has to like walk you into his house so he can't see it when you drop it in there then you leave didn't like escape and he doesn't never even knows yeah yeah but i feel like that's overdone it's yeah exactly it's been done a lot that's how i always do it yeah or what if what if i pretend they're stolen so like when he's walking home from his from his car today if he doesn't get a spot in the garage uh i'll have like a van pull up and be like we got to get rid of these and throw them out and it's like the exact pair he wanted and then that would be amazing i like that would be really cool or like a mask pulls up and said hey man you don't have what it takes

to be in the academy but i wanted you to have these dude that would actually be really good wait wait that's that's pretty good that's the funniest yeah but someone from ice and then and then i just insist that i had nothing well that cop really hooked you up what is sorry about the academy how did he know i wanted these jordan fours they made a jordan four what's a jordan four jordan fours are cool jordan fours and elevens i think are probably the coolest yeah wait i actually had a uh i saw a pan four out on main street did you see that no don't don't don't fall for it wait a pan for cooking i was kind of playing both sides wait pull these pull these up pull these up don't fall for it and

yeah and then goes dad andrew pull these up uh i want i want strata to see these are i think these are okay uh pick up the phone baby pick it one second one second you know what'd be a kind of a cool way too is if like you'd have to have a cop buddy pull over your just being chilling outside your house pulls him over right at the driveway he's like what did i do do you know what you did okay hold right here i'm gonna be right back up to write something up for you and then Instead of coming back with a ticket, he comes back with the Jordans. Have you watched The Chair Company? No, I haven't watched that with Tim Robinson.

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My wife's in there. And the cop's like, hey, hey, hey. Those are them. we got the call are you really donating your big green egg to the station and then just cuts them like loading his grill into the car and he's like hilarious it's so funny aren't those beast he's gonna look so those are sick yeah i like the green and the uh orange is it cool he's gonna look really cool in them those are nice he had so i i was really into sneakers when i was a kid but i never owned a pair of cool ones and so moving in with z he has all the ones that i thought were

sick when i was like a little kid and so i go into his room and i look at he's like racks of them and then they go into his closet and i get to like kate pull up katie for aunt pearl these were this is this i wanted these so bad when i you know kate sorry kd for kevin durant kevin durant kate they made a kd kd like a ratio he has he has just like everything have you seen what the heck is that dude dude hang with the boys where it's at the boys you know i do like strutter new one of our new i wish this was pants hoodies oh i would love to rock that i'm all about yes i'd like to have a little money as well honestly i take you some money do you know

what those hoodies are that those hoods are money dude oh you already smell when you call some stuff money i have smelling salts at home no i see some right now i just clogged where dude i do i do these when i'm hung does it make you throw up no no no like why it makes you feel good i've never done one i feel like this has been like a like kind of like a joe rogany episode we're like let's talk about the catacombs and then do smelling salts yeah yeah and um that's What's up, dude? Dude, these are... Flan got mad at me

because I'd wake up when I was hungover and do these to kind of get me out of it. And she was like, that's not good. That's bad for your brain. Here, let me do it.

Is it bad for your brain? Didn't the NFL outlaw smelling salts? They did, yeah. Why? No, no, no. They just outlawed... Look at my new keychain.

Pirates, that's what's up. And then on the back, my initials. What's your middle name? JJK are good. Common misconception that they outlawed them. they just outlawed teams providing them so the guys just have to buy their own now oh why oh my

god you can smell these ones from here why do they outlaw teams providing them uh coven oh and it stuck around yeah no i'm just kidding it's new i don't know just maybe they don't they're like if they're gonna do it we don't want to be part of it oh these ones are not these ones are not uh wait let me see the cap does it smell like ass we need to shake it up rusty's getting after it These ones are not very... They're shaking it better to awaken it. Yeah, but you got to get really in there for these ones. Let me warm up, too, because I'm soft.

I've never even done Coke. You guys really do want to sniff up on your pod. I know. You said that like we have all done Coke. Oh, I like it. You're soft. Yeah, get them close. Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah, dude. It just kind of reminds me of like... Yeah, it does remind me of like getting ocean water. The really strong ones that will like... Woo! Yeah. Andrew, you want to hit this? Oh, I love it.

You want to hit this, boy? Yeah, let me try it. that's nice dude that's nice i'm a little nervous but it's uh it's like when you get held down like if you're if you're out in the ocean you get held down for too long yeah it's like um it just like wakes you like they use it when dudes in the field like get knocked unconscious and like give them some smelly salts and then they wake up yeah yeah ryan lochte i feel like we haven't heard much from lately he tried to coin some terms what was the term he tried to try to coin like shabla or like uh wow he tried to like like shidazi or something he like shibuzi was this

it was something weird where he uh oh fuck what did he say i saw shibuzi in montauk and he played he played ty and i went to montauk with jack barrett can i get this ties my roommate ty's obsessed with jack barrett now because of that really but we went to bounce in montauk and shibuzi played whiskey four times in a row are you serious there's never been a guy who's capitalized more off what's that what's that actually it's called a bar song all right i'm sorry i i just i it's like sometimes it's like you're not even listening to the shibuzi play he's a defining artist of our generation there's never been a guy that's capitalized more on one song oh guys are you ready for the term the term that ryan lochte tried to coin are you ready for

it yeah what does that even mean yeah it means like yeah yeah boy j-e-a-h bro we toss those over here oh my god i never thought i would like something like this i usually hate substances i like this substance why like wakes you up oh he said he got robbed yeah dude i liked i just like the sensation what incentive it smells good to me i wonder if it's like healthier than coffee I think he, like, missed a practice or something, so he lied and said he got robbed. I think I can only do it. Oh, dear God. It's the opposite of smelling salts.

Wait. Ryan Lochte, didn't he miss, like, a practice and he lied and said he got robbed? He peed outside, like, a gas station or something like that in Brazil. And then, like, on a gas station or something like that. And got, like, beat up? Maybe. He said he got robbed, but he didn't. Yeah, and then he made up a lie like that.

yeah but he was really like then the gas cam the station footage was like he was just hammered yeah and like pissing on stuff whatever happened to mark sanchez that's kind of crazy dude also mark sanchez went to high school for a little bit went to your high school yep but then he transferred to go to mission viejo which had like a better football program at the time wow then went to usc dude famously one time i saw mike's sorry mark sanchez was at chipotle at usc one time uh in line in front of us a little bit because just being a college kid getting a burrito whatever and me and my brother me and jt were there and we're like oh mark sanchez we're like sick sick and then this dad walked in with his daughter who was like a freshman and his daughter was like a

you know not not the most attractive late like not like mark sanchez is a very attractive quarterback like going to the jets like yeah you know he wasn't gonna have sex with this man's daughter and this guy goes hey mark very nice to meet you i'd like you to meet my daughter ashley here and then she was like oh my god and mark was like oh cool yeah is he any good at golf probably mark sanchez yeah because i heard he can hit a driver really well i bet he's one of those there's something like come on that's good that was nice that was nice there's a there's a there's a like old-timey stand-up act that we could do with all of will's material and we just have to find the people

for it. I think that'd be funny if you just went up and only did one line. It was like Don Rickles. I think that Mark Sanchez joke is pretty good. I like that. It's fantastic. You should write these down. If you told it to him, do you think it would put him in stitches? Oh my god. You guys could be like a comedy duo. I don't know, but I'd be willing

to stab at it. And then I'll be on the cymbals. Do you think it would cut him a little deep? Did you hear what I said? Yes. I like it. I love it. I just didn't get like a verbal yes. Sorry. Hold on. Yeah. um knife yeah truck driver stab um do you know what they say about frank sinatra back in the day this is a quote someone said frank's 110 pounds and uh 100 of that is his penis he had a big fat

hog like that apparently isn't that fun i learned jack lawler told me it's because we i went on the daily friday less playmates if you want your news go to the daily friday uh and we were talking about the you know how they they tested the dna that they got on that can't be a thing you're doing right now velcro yeah it's like asmr it's like bdsm for i love you this is the most stimulating podcast uh you know they got some some soldier back in the day he cut out they went to the hitler bunker and his blood was on this couch and oh yes one of the guys cut out that the blood stained cloth and kept it as like a thing whatever and they dna tested it like this year and they were like he had a rare which i also i know sometimes i call bullshit where i'm like

it i don't know i think you're just making stuff up but they said apparently he had some rare condition where he would have a micro penis and an undescended one undescended testicle which like could be funny but then in the article they go a micro penis is classified as as under two inches which is like soft i feel like i don't want to speak for all of us but i was like i feel like me and most of my buddies most penises that i've seen soft rarely are like three inches long soft yeah definitely not me mine is so big really i asked willie how big his penis was one time he told me six inches that's a good penis that's a very good penis and it's as thick as this microphone i say willie three and a quarter no no i said what did i say i'm sorry what did i say

when you told me the length of an iphone 4s no i said i didn't know i was friends with a horse i don't know if that's true it's on video no that i oh my penis is that i was like why would he question i haven't measured my penis and that means you know it's big enough yeah if you haven't measured your penis it lets me know you're okay with the size of it my penis is 40 feet long but only when i'm laying down exactly the exactly the length of an iphone 4s rock hard that's good that's a good size pull up how can you pull up how it's probably five probably five and three quarters inches last time i whenever i had an iphone 4s mine's smaller than a five i'll tell you that much an iphone 5 iphone 4s length isn't 4s the length that's the series

that's the that's the uh this might what's it called oh yeah so at the time nice at the time rock hard it was four and a half inches i think that that means i probably it hasn't gotten smaller well it depends are you pushing when you put the phone there you're pushing down into the base yes okay yeah so you've done it too you know exactly you do try to get up in your high horse and be like i've never compared when i was like in high school but like well let me ask you this question i didn't have a 4s recently are you ordering google what year was the 4s released i'm just like middle school right had to be like 2000 i think i was like mid high school yeah 2012 14 okay so when i was 13 and a handful of months my penis fully erect was four and a half inches

Do you measure Hawaiian style or do you measure, you know, mainland style? Hawaiian style is from where your shaft touches your ball sack. I think I should start doing that. That's the more accurate style. Is that a real term? Because, you know, the Hawaiians, they measure the wave from the back, which always takes off a few feet. The wave is from the back of the wave in Hawaii.

That's how they measure it. And then on the mainland, we go, oh, it's a six-foot wave from like the bottom of the wave to the top of the wave. As if we're looking at it. Yeah, they look at it. like that strider a lot yeah i think i'm gonna start measuring hawaiian you gotta measure hawaiian style that's gonna give me an extra inch and a half easily have you but it's like there's also like four inches that go into you ever like kind of followed the snake down and like see it goes

like all the way kind of into your body so like in theory there's we have no idea how it's impossible and i think it goes all the way up to your throat internally no my penis goes all the way and that is just a one-two punch that we bring to the table me after one core is like no no mine goes into yours you have any other like history stuff i really like that stuff about paris that was a fun one dude it was fun because my wife and i just went to london and paris so that was really really nice i did a um i don't know why my brain is just so stupid right now can we just do this for another like 45 hour we have a meeting yeah absolutely we have a meeting at 5.30

and then I have to leave at 6 so we got 21 minutes no no no what's the meeting at 5.30 pre-production for Catalina

which is oh you guys going there to find out it's boring yeah cancel that shoot what's that is Catalina actually boring

yeah we're gonna make it fun really no it's it's pretty nice should we bring him it's pretty nice yeah do you wanna

do you wanna come we're gonna try every bar in Catalina that's amazing let's go when are you guys going december 2nd yeah that should be fine can you go let me make sure i can go i'm down you get your wiki whacked bro you've had your wiki whacked no what's that no you're

gonna find out brother i don't i have a girlfriend now it's okay i have a wife it's just we just got to get our wives to find our center what happens on the island stays on and we're gonna whack each other's wikis dude come on bro that's the dream reaction from a from like a new girlfriend is if your boyfriend even thinks about my boyfriend throws up when he thinks about cheating on me yeah wiki i'm not getting my wiki whack lauren you know when you call your your dank gf honeysuckle mrs honeysuckle but you have to be able to say it when you're angry too mrs honeysuckle that actually works even better that's what i'm saying with the sweetheart thing mrs honeysuckle when you say princess sugarbush oh or like your complaint sugarbush sugarbush

sugarbush is pretty good sugarbush so actually a ski mountain pub sugarbush i know that's why is it really yeah yeah it sounds like it sounds like a personally i grew up at sugar loaf which is a different a different sugar bush has one called organ grinder i think really legendary run yeah take a spill on that organ dude uh but sugar bush crunch sugar bush is kind of a cute little pet name for a girlfriend it's also like a restaurant in la everything is not sugar i know but it's every restaurant was like you did you ski growing up yeah i ski did you ever stumble were you the maker of any like shacks in the woods to go smoke no i always wondered who made those those are cool you know when you're like in a glade and then you see something off in the

distance and it's like it's like a gnome lives there yeah who are these like mountain men that just have these i think they built i have a theory i always thought they built them in the summer yes yeah for sure they did there's no question but that's not as cool question yeah yeah do you think uh field of dreams was real or no it's a good question that's a really good question actually and i think they're real boring yeah i haven't seen it is it good what's your favorite movie strider probably saving private ryan braveheart gladiator troy patriot taken one taken two uh con air uh the rock um also i do like uh coyote ugly oh oh can i come on that bar we went to oh yeah that was a history's day can we do a william wallace episode i've been trying

to get willie to watch you guys have a plan sorry you've seen braveheart no but you haven't been trying me to get i haven't been trying to get me to i uh we're trying now you should watch it you know that when we were at harry potter world we were doing they were like tried to like getting sorted into our houses and obviously he wanted to be gryffindor the guy asked his favorite movie and he goes braveheart that is what that is probably i know it's just funny because it's like the most yeah it is it was gryffindor baiting i didn't want to be gryffindor i just that's just who i am yeah that's true did you become gryffindor yeah i've taken i feel like you're hufflepuff dude i felt like you got a good vibe i thought that too until i took the quiz

what'd you become because they're a ravenclaw they're also like are you yeah yeah they're pranksters in gryffindor like i'd be like it'd be like me and the weasley boys be up to no good dude i had a zoom call today with the two kids from my school newspaper that i wrote for in high school reached out and they're like can we interview you and i was like sure they were like we started the interview they were just outside i was like oh why are you guys outside and they're like they banned phones in schools in the whole state of south carolina to the point where they can't film a video for a class yeah it's gonna back in the premises gonna backfire there's gonna be a generation of uncreative kids well it's just since that

was crazy it's like you can't film an interview because you can't so wait yeah what kind of sorry what kind of questions did they ask you um something about like how i started doing the stuff and then just stuff about like my favorite memories from high school and did they ask you about uh play date yeah and they asked about you what they asked if rusty is your real name and i said no it's jack kelly dude and then i'm gonna call my school newspaper and be like he's not even he's not even what's even one bad thing about you i'm queer he's we're not i'm gonna call my school newspaper and go newsflash will and i are not gay will's not even will doesn't like kissing me i think there's proof out there because and you guys talked about this on a former

episode but i'm very interested to ask you guys about this how does it feel that there's these ladies out there being like i gotta get me a rusty oh then are there ladies that are saying i gotta get me a will there are way more after him i get dms i don't think that's true i get dms daily being like how do i date willie but this really but this video that i saw was a lady like it was a post that was seems like next level because like people have had okay people slide into the dms i get it i get it but a post being like get me a rusty yeah i think i think people want to cosplay having a sloppy boyfriend but a lot of people aren't about that life i think i think it's like but you're not really like edward jake it's like a it's like the same thing when

girls were like obsessed with vampires it's like everyone wants a sloppy drunk boyfriend when they're watching an epcot video but not a lot of people are about that life you think my lady at my lady at home's holding it down she knows she yeah she's the best dude that's the thing it's but it's interesting yeah and it's good that you guys i mean you know from a business standpoint do you have a female audience which is good there have you seen the edits of us kissing yeah i love them i love when you guys kiss pretty it's very natural you love them do you triple tap and i should i should i don't think i just give them one like you should do love i should is that a thing if you triple tap to like it loves it i didn't know that but i'm old head dude fucking

Unk I made that shit up bro Your unk ass didn't even know Wait are you serious Yeah old head Don't Fuck Old head

Have you read an edit I won't sleep tonight I won't sleep Yes remember when we went To the freaking haunted mansion together And then some lady Made me like a meme For a little bit

Of like Joel Osteen In the fucking Ice bath bro Whoa Pull this up Oh yes Yeah yeah It went viral

Google Joel Osteen ice bath It was like some girl How have I not seen this Yeah TikTok I think it was a TikTok And it was like a lady Talking about it You know how it's like

uh that's about it dude i uh i i went to a uh i go to a san clemente church every once in a while mass we're at uh like a catholic one lady of fatima saint ed's bro i used to go to saint ed's all the time that is the i was confirmed at saint ed's where are you really kobe used to always go there my cousins uh went to saint ed's but that that is a that is the funniest mass of all time uh bro the cult dude the orange county culture down there is hilarious they're the coolest people did i tell you about this did i tell you about this pastor you're not pastor i tell you about did i tell you about a no redact his name and maybe father riz the last time i went to st ed's i ran into some playmates and i took a photo that was weird in a church but he

gets up there and he does stand up what he's not trying to but he's just naturally a very funny guy is he doing church jokes though is he like no no he's like with parking we've already talked about it but he basically will be like he'll read up a verse or read a story from the bible and then he'll give his take on it and he'll like kind of uh he'll like tailor it to like these lot to these kids because a lot of like high school kids they have to go one day a week yeah and so he's like doing it to their lives and he was killing me did you go to the five o'clock mass yeah on saturday night oh that's probably the teenage one yeah yeah yeah oh teenage church like the communion's like a freaking ipad oh dude i went to catholic high school and i swear

there's the you do you say peace be with you before you take before you receive the bread and the body uh and the blood and then you say and also with you or and with your spirit okay it's with it's it's now and with your spirit so when i was going now i'm ceo baby i'm christmas easter only i'm not in god's eyes i like that c and e's c what's that christmas and easter oh okay i like have you seen our sweaters that say i wish it was easter pull it up pull it up andrew whoa isn't that good i like that i wish it was easter that's sick and then you guys should make you should make pastel colored christmas stuff too like uh you know easter's always a pastel i feel like rusty's peak style sorry i'm going 80d mode here is easter pastel like rusty

in a pair of white pants and like a yeah yeah like a multi-colored you would have liked my easter fit last year we went down to florida and i'm wearing a i'm wearing a nice pair of white slacks some brown loafers very good maybe gray and then a pressed pressed crispy white shirt and a nice green jacket elite but i've heard it's great i went i was like this is my favorite green jacket you wear an outfit like that everyone gets mad and says it's gray you know it'd be the only way you make that outfit better is if you carry a live bunny around with you oh on easter or um uh like an easter basket that'd be very nice because kids would think you're so sick they probably think you're jesus with your stash and they're like

okay yeah holding the rabbit in your wallet the skin on the back of its neck like a dog have you seen have you seen that like the that video of uh putin and the chinese oh when he prime minister president xi jinping he picks up the dog by the skin on its neck and putin gets up and he's like no like it's bad optics yeah it's bad optics like the dog is fine being picked up they're supposed to be or like that's how their mom picks him up but it's like if you can just pick them up by their body yeah because they don't have nerve endings in the back no he's so empathetic that's what i'm saying willie it just shows how unempathetic it's so hilarious like no thank you we're just gonna yeah hold it like a baby that's exactly right probably showed that to

so many models yes you know apparently he rolls with like 20 models yeah as you should you know that if you're the if you're an oligarch or i guess he's like the dude he's the you know his favorite hockey team in the khl is the only one that doesn't have a salary cap really oh just because he likes it yeah that's fantastic if i became president made the jets don't get a salary cap here's my thing it's like what else really like like we we get mad at these guys for for taking advantage of being a dictator it's like if i was in power let me tell you the patriots wouldn't have a salary cap yeah like i thought with the worst do the do the do the dictator thing don't half-ass it get in there and be like i'm gonna obviously lay off the violence and stuff

or whatever but like no yeah do the cool stuff do the cool thing you're gonna get up there and not censor the media right yeah exactly you made it that far you're not gonna let him talk shit exactly bro yeah i'm not gonna get up there and like let people have square meals a day or fucking rights yeah exactly and this is i'm being i'm being dead serious because i don't know do they because i know like in north korea it's obviously not working out but like do russian people are they facing hardships funny i've actually think i've heard that the economy's not doing terrible right now what could have been a few months ago yeah like they have a little bit of thinking like they have like yeah kind of regular freedoms right not in uh i think they're

what they do and say they they have no ability to be like critical of the government they can't be gay they can't oh like there's like a kissing video you would be in jail they're not allowed to obviously a bunch of them are gay but they can't be outwardly gay yeah you can't be open okay no i retract i retract but you would do that as as a dictator you'd be like true you can't be gay in russia yeah oh they like i think would like kill you that's the whole reason they invaded ukraine dude there's like there's gay dudes there we gotta get them they were like so let's he was being gay it was awesome like like he did his tack gear like his his tactical wardrobe is gay what okay dude so all right so i guess that's then maybe that's why they maybe they didn't invite

legally like on paper you can but they will like be bad too so then maybe they because all these russian guys come over to the nhl and they were like putin's awesome you probably have to say laws criminalize promoting homosexuality it's like um you know it let's just say if you dress like it's easter in russia where some see heroes and others see egos bloomberg sees the era of billionaire athletes a fad to some the future of money to others we see crypto's trillion dollar swings the end of jobs or the end of human struggle we see the endless funds fueling the ai hype while others follow the noise we follow the money learn more at bloomberg.com your easter outfit would get you shot yeah you're dead dude do whatever you want sexually just

the pastels let's keep them to the spring i would say the epcot the epcot video might get us assassinated if you wear white after labor day they just shoot you on site or like for some reason it like kind of is like they're following they're following the like gay dress code if you have an informed opinion about britney spears's crossroad you're not making it you're going to the gulag all right should we do our dress let's do our dress where are you going oh mexico next year mexico he's hiking the tallest peak in north in the americas dude what is the peak that's not true oh max highest peaks in mexico third highest in north america is what's the highest in north america is it mckinley uh hey hey asshole in this house we call it denali damn but i believe it did

just get switched back to mckinley dang uh but yes what's the second highest uh ball no no baldies around here it's a something in canada it's weird the highest peak is in the u.s the second highest is in canada and the third highest is in mexico wow and we're doing so it's the third highest in north america highest in mexico and it's a volcano that's awesome and you're gonna go are you gonna summit are you gonna go all the way up yeah how high is it like 16 000 or something 18 5 damn google can you look up pico de orzama summit hike it's i was looking at videos is there a time when you're on this a better video can you just look up pico de gallo real quick i want to see that just show me some of that shit bro and then afterwards can you just look up

walk wait this is people doing the hike that you're gonna do yeah they look like this is like star wars dude this is hoth what i'm gonna get i mean that's the belly or something you're gonna do this you're gonna elect to do this there's ice on their ropes i just saw this video i just found out about this and i already booked the trip so strider do you know what you and i are gonna be doing well he's summoning that oh my god dude sharing an ice cold beer we're gonna be trying to cool down while he's trying to warm up i will say we're gonna find out why russian if you do or when you do this i will like i will have a different respect for you than i have now i have i already have i already think of you very highly don't switch this is like next don't switch

up now you want me to stay the same yeah you don't want me to be acknowledged don't switch up bro no i appreciate that though this is like who do you go with how many people don't have the draw do you have that gene that he has no they asked like a famous mountaineer guy i forget who was like the old british explorer dude you know like back when there's like the british explorers club and like dudes would laugh like one of those guys edmund hillary yeah yeah yeah an edmund or a dude with the name kingston or something like that uh he's like why would you climb everest and his answer was because it's there yeah i'm like that doesn't exist in me at all i like don't get why he said i don't i don't know we went in my sister ran the new york marathon obviously a

little bit slower than willie ran his but i remember watching her and she's like soldiering through this and me and all my buddies and casey's friends were just drinking beers and watching and it was like whatever whatever urge people like willie and and those guys have i i really admire it i don't uh i just don't have it i wish i had it yeah or maybe i don't know maybe i don't wish i had it or you haven't and it comes out in other areas you know what i'm saying like mine kind of doesn't i yeah i don't know i mean i don't know if i really have this one i just thought what you got it you 100 i have it and then here's the thing is it's gonna escalate and it's gonna be like escalate k2 yeah you're gonna you're gonna get an escalate after this no i don't want to

you're gonna get a Cadillac Escalade dude I'm not gonna get an Escalade you're gonna get an Escalade bro I'm not gonna get an Escalade I'm not gonna get an Escalade you fucking assholes we get an Escalade together that'd be so baller if you had an Escalade dude

honestly I would respect you more if you drove an Escalade than if you did this I thought about it dude if you didn't finance an Escalade I'd be like I respect this guy when I was when I was looking for a new car i always liked like suburbans and stuff like that love them love them and we were i was kind of

talking about it with my buddies and with flan and and uh i was like how cool would an escalade be and i immediately everyone immediately was like absolutely like that's like that doesn't make any sense you never nightmare you never need yeah i have an underground parking garage like i would take up half the yeah you would just need a personal valet all the time do you always be your valet i'll roll around with you dogs park it for you chilling it it's only for you like i don't know eight people that need a ride no you know everyone who has escalades in orange county yeah how many escalators did you see to the saint edwards church parking lot a million it was more modest than than i think you maybe it was the teen mass that's right that's right it was

all the cars that the parents parked the fialvo x60s what fiat yeah yeah fiat's are fun everything yeah everything comes in yeah yeah all right these are gamer tags that don't exist turkey no that's my thanksgiving one sorry shaft master but the e is a three oh that might exist it's mine no okay uh i suck and have a bad kd ratio 68 421 do you think guys will like to like take mercy on you yes and they want 69 and 420 i did the next close yeah i have a similar one where it's like trying to uh prey on people's uh conscience and it's just still underscore learning so that they'll maybe like not kill you let you figure out the game xbox muncher oh that's cool

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That's good. Thank you. That's cool. Gigi's Hadid is awesome. That's all I got. uh uh glad my husband games nice yeah just like makes the what that means the wife is gaming yeah it means she's happy her husband's also gaming it also lets other happy that she's happy yeah it also lets other gamers know like this is his time to unwind his wife's letting him do this

maybe let him have a little bit of fun here that'd be a smart gamer tag actually as it said my wife said this is okay yeah or like this is my only time to game this is my last bastion of freedom please i am really sad and this is gonna be my last game yes guys have a great rest of your monday happy december it's first day is december have a great tuesday we will see you bright and early on wednesday shout out mega house please good shit thanks for having me thank you for coming anytime please let me know always love coming on good shit dudes good luck on your good luck bro have fun be safe Thanks for watching!