Will & Rusty's Playdate - is that an AI dog?

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

The gang’s back together! Lauren recaps her trip to Spain, Will dives into his flash drive era, and Rusty gets nostalgic about the anti-gravity bong. Plus, the boys break down eating six hot dogs before 8am, dystopian thots, and Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls. To wrap it up, they draft marathon signs and make up Curb Your Enthusiasm plots that absolutely should exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP NEW MERCH HERE: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/ #MANDOPOD USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 00:00 Intro 03:18 España 15:54 Flash Drives 23:54 Edward 40 Hands 32:49 Catching Lauren Up 44:06 Sex Scenes on a Plane 51:00 Relationships 55:51 Roadmap 01:01:32 Pitch Submissions 01:16:34 Pitches 01:22:19 Teach Me Something 01:28:42 This Guy Rocks 01:35:19 Marathon Signs that Don’t Exist 01:37:45 Curb Your Enthusiasm Plots that Don’t Exist #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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playdate playdate episode 106 and l dog is back in the studio back and she she decides she want to live in mexico anymore yep she had a change of heart she canceled her work visa and she's back forever i was thinking i was just thinking about this we should have done what sitcoms do when they have to like fire an actor or someone's pregnant where they like to write them out they come out with an excuse for them to be gone for like a certain amount of time and we just didn't do that lauren well i did i said she moved to mexico you know on the grace valley episode yeah did you see i didn't hear it but someone told me about it oh yeah like i just i i didn't realize she didn't know the bit so i said that and then she was like lauren enjoy your new life

all right lauren tell us all about it what happened hit me what didn't happen okay am i right never mind can i tell you the one thing that just happened before i forget it i want to hear about your trip i was just biking here isn't that insane yeah no and i was running a little behind so i was hauling ass well i also like to just haul ass and i got my tunes in i'm on the boardwalk i'm flying on the bike path well done flying down the bike path and then i have to gain like a ton of speed to get up the hill to our office explain to the people at home like i walk up this hill yes and if i if i'm talking to someone while walking up this hill i'm like out of breath it's very steep and i have a single speed bike so i can't change the gears so i just have to get a ton of speed to

be able to make it up and uh so i'm whizzing down the bike path make the turn go full speed up the hill finally get up and i get to the light right by our office i'm waiting at the light and this guy on like a motorized one of those like rentable motorized little bikes with like his kid on it hate those things no you're gonna because this guy is a hero he he's on it with his little kid on the front and he pulls up like right next to me and i was like hello i like took my headphones them down and he just pulls out of his wallet doesn't even say anything out of his pocket he pulls out my wallet and my airpods case and i was like oh my god wait did i just drop those on the hill he's like no you dropped them like back there on the bike path he's like i almost lost i've

been chasing you i almost lost you you're growing so fast and uh awesome oh my god holy shit thank you so much like i thank you like i like you know like one of those like like what i'm not gonna like he's like a i'm not gonna like offer money i don't know it's like a normal looking did you have cash no i didn't have cash so i couldn't have but also like you're the kind of the rule of thumb is if someone returns your wallet you give them whatever was in the wallet i mean i would have offered if i had anything but i also this guy was like a well-to-do like it wasn't yeah so lauren he was just what a good samaritan that is yeah that's shout out that guy i i would i would have been so fucked yeah lauren for you just so you can understand it it would be like

cash is like dollars cash is like dollars george washington ben franklin and it would be kind of like if you dropped like your little purse or something like you would give the man lip gloss and like the phone number of some hot guy that gave it to you at the bar or um uh or like oh sorry for you he's been waiting to get you back for for you you would give him like your flask of alcohol that you like like put in your coffee and other things like that i oh that feels so good to call you an alcoholic i've been waiting two weeks did you drink some sangria sangria tinto de verano was our was our favorite drink oh it's like the white no it's it's let me try and translate it's called a summer red okay all right well so it's oh yeah it's red wine and i said

white i think i'm losing my spanish no what is tinta like that's what i think that's how you describe a red wine would be red and then verano is summer um and so it's blast i'm an idiot they do they do it so it's red wine and then lemon soda and like a san pellegrino oh yeah i know that you know what i'm talking about yeah i never drank it but my host mom so good we had it every single day because i had sangria and then i realized what every day i was on vacation you drank for two did you drink every day at least one drink probably every day nice but we only went out like one night i how was that so fun who'd you go out with my sister and my hostel friend cabas from montreal were you staying at hostels we stayed at a hostel

cabas is a really spanish name for someone from no it's it's a it's a french i think it's no no it's actually an arabic name um we stayed in a hostel in barcelona and madrid and then we did a hotel in sevilla and an airbnb in valencia were they like party hostels was it like young people Yeah, you literally told me that the first one you went to was too much of a party hostel, and that's why you were excited to leave. Oh, Barcelona. No, it wasn't. Weren't people coming home at four in the morning and grabbing each other by the ankles?

One night, so I was already kind of sick in Barcelona because I was jet-lagged, and then I wasn't really sleeping well at night. Because this one woman, she was so sweet. I think she was from Hong Kong. She was traveling alone. Why do you think that? And she told me she was from Hong Kong. I just can't.

all right carry on carry on i'm done didn't look like your typical like party goer she just was probably in like her 40s with she left she left for the night like her little running shoes and like t-shirt and she comes home at 3 a.m from god knows where it's like me me jane and then these other two sisters friends we made in our hostel we're all asleep those poor girls had a flight in like three hours this woman comes home takes a shower starts blow drying her hair turns on all the lights is the shower in the room with you basically uh so some of the hostels have like a communal one in the hallway but then ours it was like in the suite technically um so it's just like a sliding door but she let she leaves a glass sliding door

no no where's the glass come from he got excited he heard 40 year old from hong kong and he started try to picture where's this hostel take any pictures barcelona barcelona wait i don't understand how could you not see them showering then it was a sliding doors don't have to be see-through dude well and also never said it was see-through picture name a sliding door that's not made of either jack think about when you or like a fogged out glass yeah but then they can still see like hurt like this what is what is your hyper fixation with yeah i'm just saying like i wouldn't want like i if i'm staying in a hostel i'm paying good money i don't want to see like you're not paying good money i don't want the whole point i don't want to see the silhouette

out of some like sexy woman from hong kong and then get all excited that's also not it's that's that's the door to the bathroom there's like stalls for the showers there's two showers two bathrooms it's like it's you feel like it was like a hotel basically but it's just a hostel because it's like a dorm room that's the word s so that was just hostile not hotel all right keep going i want to hear all about your trip well that that's that's pretty much just what happened there this woman was just completely oblivious was she hammered i think she so that's i think she was so after probably 30 to 45 minutes what i'm just happy to be hearing your story i'm allowed to smile jesus he's thinking about that lady so jane goes in the

bathroom and and she goes she goes hi can you like we're trying to sleep and she i i guess she she had the hair dryer what do you call it blow dryer wrapped around the corner like she was trying to be quiet but it wasn't blocking any noise so she was standing like in the stall of the toilet like blow drying her hair and she's like oh my gosh yeah i'm so sorry so i think she was hammered and then she starts talking to people on the phone like screaming i don't know it was just that was a whole thing isn't that kind of like and then i was sick in valencia because of i wasn't sleeping well which was kind of unfortunate but you want at least you had the airbnb which probably meant you could like exactly get good sleep and recover yeah isn't valencia

beautiful valencia valencia and madrid were actually my favorite yeah um how far were you driving to these places we so we took we did a bus from barcelona to valencia you took the tram no is that what they call it over there i don't know no this bus was kind of shitty but then we didn't clip that i don't even get it it was just hysterical i don't know no he took trains okay so and on one of our trains this you probably i posted a couple videos on my story maybe you saw them both blocked you right of course so on our train from valencia to sevilla we made friends with this so there was a class there an english class these are spanish kids with their teachers there's like 20 of them and then two of their teachers

they're going to sevilla for like an english camp so they kept saying compa miento and so they were trying to learn english and we were trying to camp which we which i learned they kept shouting camp no no they do you're on the way like think about how crazy that would be if you were heading to summer camp the whole way you were like camp no no i didn't i don't know what i just said but um so that was just very wholesome but then something funny that happened on that train ride was uh the boys were obviously like one of the little boys was so excited and like when we pulled into the station in sevilla he starts singing like super loud and just you know when you're at that age you just obviously the teachers want to quiet you down like you don't

so he starts willie and i are currently at that age they can never you're doing it to us that's that's true but he starts singing and i was like yes more more more like keep singing and the teacher from like four rows down gives me like a death stare she's like no like because i was like sorry i don't speak spanish no because i was like egging him on i guess i don't know so i got in trouble from that lady um you're way voeing them on yeah i was but it was it was just very cute we were doing hangman with them i'm right hot hey welcome to the willie d show you're watching at home welcome to the fucking show my dad just calls balls as huevos wait that's great it was just very it was very sweet because they didn't yeah we're just helping each other learn

words do you eat any tortilla de patata um like once cool we actually kind of ate everything we had i think the the big the best the food obviously rocks but i think the biggest the great separator that puts and this is true true maybe other cultures relative to american too is just their sandwiches are 45 times better than our sandwiches and it's mostly the bread like if you get like a like a bocadillo like a sandwich it's like on like sick ass bread like a baguette type vibe but like usually like a little thicker maybe and then it's got with like good meat like prosciutto and stuff like like a like a ham sandwich we have it's like this weird ass ham that came from like space ours yeah and like our bread is like

well i think some places here do it very well 100 but like our standard sandwich and their standard sandwich is like night and day i think they care there's no market for shitty food there because i think they're more aware of what they're putting into their bodies i think we just don't we just like they're not like thinking about it's just like thinking about like there are people here that literally like myself included that's at times like just don't don't care what's going into the body yeah but i don't think it's a deliberate choice i think it's just like a result of like habit like in cultural norms like i don't Yeah.

I mean, they've had a couple thousand year head start on us. Yeah. All the ingredients, like everything just felt. If you were in Spain a thousand years ago, it was PB&Js everywhere. Cold cuts. Running wild. Everything just felt or tasted so fresh. I feel like even when I was eating, even if I had a hefty meal.

Oh, my gosh. In Valencia, Will, we went to this. I don't know. I just will. Because I lived there. Because he lived there. I wanted to be in Valencia. Will, what's also funny, we'll insert the photo of the one you sent me.

will and valencia um the whole time oh my god what no that photo's your horn no it's so funny and so i was like with jane obviously when you sent me that and uh even though i knew the age you were when you lived there i'm still picturing just like like an 18 year old but then you sent me that photo he looks like 12 how old were you uh i was uh what 14 yeah that's pretty so brave you to just live there for yes show them that picture or do you have it i'm on my phone um do you have it online maybe i have some funny ass pictures from that uh like we just we had bao at this one restaurant bao and dumplings oh like bao buns like bao buns bao buns jane jane had her first bao bun in valencia i love that shit valencia was just it's nice because

it doesn't have like like barcelona's like overrun with tourism now yeah and you can get a little bit i think barcelona was a little overrated in my opinion i liked madrid a lot more yeah um oh my god like like most of my photos on facebook are from that time in my life well this isn't even funnier one actually uh how do i do this but playmates thank you guys so many people sent me recommendations like a couple people even ended up emailing me things like long let lists emailing yeah yeah because i like i'm sorry i don't remember your name but there's like this one guy who was like i have like a long list of racks i want to email it to you so just thank you guys thank you i really appreciated that i wrote everything down that people

recommended and yeah we had a we had a great time so i'm so happy thank you for you yeah that's really cool i was incredibly jealous the whole time and uh i mean that was my first time out of the country i just feel like ever what yeah wow that's sick thank you all right check out slack and what's even funnier is it was supposed to be madrid anyway i was supposed to study abroad to madrid and then kovid oh because of kovid yeah kovid you're gonna study abroad as a freshman i was a sophomore i'm a year older so i was supposed to study abroad first semester junior year which would have been fall of kovid year our our like high school graduating class is everyone got no one went abroad because of kovid right dude willie i just want valencia i just want

to tell you i you know some people go overseas and they you know make no effort to fit in and assimilate to the culture and i'm just really glad that you started doing as the locals do i think i'm wearing a usa headband and a terrell prior jersey and let me tell you buddy you are filling out those khakis real nice that is those are all you know what's crazy about the that why is everyone like 10 years older than you cause I was fucking I hadn't hit puberty yet dude but are those like kids your age

yes that's Enzo he's from Brazil Yandi he's from Indonesia and Meredith is from Pennsylvania and you were 14 as well or they might have been 15 were they like going to the bars some of them would go drink

Enzo could pass again Willie I am just you know you're doing In my defense, that was the year the Mets went to the World Series. They won their division. That's like when you get an exchange student and he wears a full soccer uniform to school. Let's make some effort here to assimilate.

When we were there, I was going to screenshot this and put it into Google Photos so I could figure out where you were standing in this photo. Oh, you probably walked right by it. I'm sure I did. It's on your lanyard. Looks like a flash drive. Is that a flash drive?

In case you could get behind the decks. Like, we're carrying around... I don't know, man. I was a kid. Everyone was carrying around... First of all, it was 2015. Everyone was walking around with flash drives. Honestly, yeah.

I feel like I... I mean, there was, like, a point where, like, you had one on, like, on my high school lanyard. It was, like, my ID and my flash drive. Wait, what did you need a flash drive for? Like, my computer science. Thus. Oh. Wait, really?

carrying around like the nuclear codes like what do you know like i like very basic pong games i made in java if you if you get handed me a flash drive right now i am in my 20s and i don't i don't think i would know what to do with it really i've never used one i had a bunch of flash drives too my mom like had this company and like her the owner of it tried to do this like other company and it was called he tried to call it circle dog it was like a software company called circle dog and i guess it failed immediately and but they'd ordered as like for like a uh like a what do they call those like uh like events where all the companies are have a little booth conference like a trade show yeah trade show a trade show he'd order like a 5 000 circle dog flash drives

and so we just had them at our house so i'd be yeah i just fill up a circle bug flash drive get with your long game and i would put i put all my pokemon games on it and i put halo 3 on it and i would plug them into the school computer so i could play it was awesome and i would name my pokemon like penis boy and shit i'd get like a fucking blastoise named cum canyon it was awesome oh did you go to cum canyon it's beautiful did you go it's right outside no next time it turns in the summer turns into like a nice bubbling hot spring and it is you'll be you'll be you'll be cleaning it out of your hair and ears did you was the weather is probably perfect right the weather was great i honestly could have brought

a couple warmer items um but i'd rather meaning like like more sweaters and just like maybe like another sweatshirt or something but i'd rather that than it be sizzling hot so i was just thinking about when you're talking about your flash drives thing i i've definitely claimed to own flash drives because when like jewels came out that was like the go-to defense was like it's a flash drive and like it worked and i remember i remember being like so confused like what they thought like that's just as weird to have a flash drive as have a jewel like i don't yeah i guess i feel like i did carry around a flash drive but you were like a you were like doing like smart kid stuff i guess my dad caught me with a flash drive it would be like there's something there

was something awful on i wanted i was like big into computer science that was my favorite class in high school and half of the colleges i applied to i applied to computer science programs oh wow that's crazy which is insane in retrospect you would have uh you and i would not have gotten along i my mom used the there was a i can't remember what it's called it was like a computer science programming like intro thing that happened before school and my mom would drop me off at it one day a week like there was one day where she had to go into the office like early or something and that was the day she would drop me off at it and i thought it was just a one day a week thing and apparently these kids went monday through friday and i would show up and just like

not know what the fuck was going on and they all like ganged up on me and like were mean because i wasn't i wasn't good at coding because i was like like 20 of the info they were getting and then at the end of the year i found out that i was supposed to be there every day and my mom was just like it's fine i did yeah i took ap ap computer science i was super into it it was you know those ap exams they you had to hand write everything so it's a computer science exam and they'd be like one zero no well i was like yeah i mean it was like java so it was like a little bit more like python or something but it was like you had to write like system dot out dot yeah printer relatable but it was just like isn't that great like when you do it all on the computer and

then the test is you have to like write asterisks and shit it was weird i i think i've told you guys this but i like never none of the schools that i applied to like i submitted my sat scores for and i found this out like before i took the sats that they didn't require it so i tried my best for the first like 20 minutes and then just got bored and it would i think i answered like d for the last like 20 i was thinking about like what a waste of like time and money and like your brain can rationalize this just being like i don't give a fuck about this at all my buddy ian god bless him showed up to the sat we had like but they're like gone to like a party the night before something he showed up without a calculator and like the whole section of the math is calculator

and so then his parents made him retake it and then he did the same thing and i was taking with him the second time he shows up and he's like fuck he's out i forgot my calculator again i was like he's out the night before he's like i got the sat tomorrow but fuck it right lightning doesn't strike twice i'm not gonna forget it tomorrow he like still did pretty well he's a smart enough kid but it's just insane yeah there was a kid on my golf team that i think only missed like two questions yeah he was like one of those guys that uh you wouldn't know he wasn't like forcing that he was smart down your throat i always thought those were the coolest guys we're like you know ryan got a 1580 on the sat oh yeah what flying under the radar yeah yeah

he also he was the uh first kid i ever saw make a grav bong i thought that was pretty cool we called an anti-gravity bong just out of we didn't know what it was we we had the term wrong that's fun and then i went to college pretty damn close we got really fucking close and uh i remember grav bongs were really popular in college and i went over to right when i joined my fraternity i was at the house with the older guys i was like oh nice you guys got an anti-gravity bong and they were like what it smokes you who invades dude we were ripping the ag last night oh my god it's dude it sets you on fire dude i got so high last night it smoked me twisted tea is a refreshing hard iced tea made with real brewed tea and five percent alcohol

and it tastes like real iced tea because guess what it's made with real brewed tea this stuff is delicious i got me a little can of the peach i got half and half you got half and half uh i feel like maybe i've said this before but we were golfing today twisted tea on the golf course that is a uh 10 out of 10 combination right there i had a barbecue i had i stole a cooler from the office which i don't really want to give back unless someone asked for it but when i took the cooler it was already full of twee so it's like perfect so i just filled it up with the ice and it was great a lot of people wouldn't i've been hearing whispers a lot of people think they know the best place to drink a twee i got you hit me lauren close your eyes you bring a boat out to a

sandbar park out there it's just like it's like a foot of water you pop a couple land uh uh beach chairs down sit there have a couple tweeze ah i was asleep were you dreaming about twee dreaming about twee uh guys grab a refreshing twisted tea today cheers it and when you cheers it say will and rusty sent me and then go twee twee twisted twee twisted twee twisted twee twisted all right let's get back into the episode dude these these edibles that i really like you know the ones that come in that little white cup thing you like pop it open like wild or something no they're great yeah if you're not a stoner like you most people know if you're into edibles you've definitely had these they're great and i kind of only had one flavor and i was like you know i'll

mix it up i'll get cherry it got me like three times as high cherry yeah i was like there's no way the flavor i like i like halfway through i was watching this episode of suits and i had to just keep rewinding because i could not focus for more than like 15 seconds like all right i'm way higher than normal like surely this is like a higher dose everything is the exact same except for the flavor just like i was holding on to my like sheets i was so i had one time in it was college and me and my buddy uh connor took we we decided we were gonna do edward 40 hands yeah which is what the kids did and then we took like some of these like delta eight gummies he had which at that point i don't think we really first of all weed was legal so the fact that delta 8 was

being sold felt like maybe like it didn't strike us that that would it was misleading yeah i thought like it was like cbd maybe or something i don't know what we but we took them and uh we went to the we realized we didn't have any duct tape for edward 40 hands so we went to the liquor store and then we went to the hardware store we just just you two wanted to do edward together yeah by ourselves it was really it's really grim in retrospect i think there's a lot of things in college that looking back sound insane i don't think that sounds grim at all i think you need to look at this as we like didn't have class the next day and everyone else did or something yeah yeah and we were just gonna chill in his apartment and do it and see what happened

and uh but we took these like we thought this would just kind of like hold us over until we got going for the record there's only there's only one outcome like there's literally one option it's both guys get hammered there's no there's no like let's see where this goes it's like we know exactly where this is gonna go well we we went we took these delta eight gummies then we get the 40s and then we go to the hardware store and it like all starts hitting us i was like oh this is actually like we're a little bit loopy right now and then we go to buy the duct tape and they have all these different like colors and they they only have like colored one or i don't know we i forget why we're looking not gonna work we really gotta be gray no but it was the orange

one cost twice as much as the pink and in that moment that was the funniest thing we were like in what world is pink like way cheaper or like is it like no one was buying it or something so we bought the pink orange should be cheap and then we went back and we taped ourselves up with the pink but the delta a gummies were really kicking in now and so we both fell asleep with full 40s we had taped them on ourselves and then both passed out in his couch just sitting straight up and his roommate came home and was like guys connor will and we're like oh and we're like oh clink clink it was like midnight he's like what happened we're like oh we're gonna you know how it goes man we hadn't even taken a sip of either one yeah i wish that story i thought originally i thought

that story was gonna go you couldn't find duct tape so you both just swore you weren't gonna put it was like it was like a gentleman's game where you're like all right i'm gonna trust you You can't put it down. There was another time. Then we were like, all right, this Delta 8 things were kind of funny. So we took him another time in his apartment. Because it went so well last time. I don't know if I ever told you a story.

It was like when we got back and we're walking into his apartment, there's like a chair out in the hallway. And it was like a Thursday night, but we hadn't gone out. And we came back and we're walking into his apartment. And in the chair was like a guy shirtless, fully asleep, sitting upright. and a girl fully asleep plank over the arms of the chair like it was like a chair like yours and so he's like and she is planked over the top he's shirtless and she's planked over the don't get too excited and uh and he's planked over the top completely passed out and that's

when we're walking in and we're like we had taken these like delta a things we're like that's hysterical uh that's like this guy doesn't live in your house it was a dorm we live in dorms at bc was all yeah so it was senior year but it was all dorms and uh and so these kids like in the hallway he's passed out she's passed out planked over and we're like that's really funny we go into his room close the door whatever we're in there playing mario kart or something and then we hear a knock on the door and it's it's the girl that had been passed out and we're like oh hey what's going on she doesn't say anything like dead eyes just walks in takes a sharp left walks past both of us and walks into his bathroom and locks it and we're like oh my god what the hell do we do

and we're like hi and shit and whatever and we're like hello can we help you the lights are off and they're like power drills going yeah we're like hello like the lights are off in there we're like what the hello hi and uh she is in there we're like all right i don't know should we call someone like maybe we'll give her a minute like all the dorms are the same layout so if she was like hammered like it would make sense that like she knew where the bathroom was and uh we're sitting there just like all right we'll just give her a minute we're sitting on his couch like she went in the wrong door and just was like she was probably like shit face and like just like you know muscle memory she walks out the door completely naked except for her underwear yes

jesus christ and just walks straight back out the front door of the apartment oh just doesn't say anything all right she just walks right i was like oh my god no like can we like your clothes and like she just walks out and we're like what the fuck just happened and then by the time we get out into the hallways we're like we gotta stop this girl before she sees like a fucking ra or something and she was gone just for her own sake so she just walked off naked into the she just walked walked in took all her clothes off walked out naked he's like college am i right it was the it was the hardest either of us said ever laughed but then we're like this poor girl like where yeah and uh and all her clothes and like shoes were in the in his bathroom and then

it was we ended up like matching her description to someone who lived on the hall and we just like put everything outside her door and never saw her again but it was pretty unbelievable i've never seen anything like it no i'm not you're not gonna get me to sexualize this poor blackout drunk girl that got got into the wrong apartment what do you think they were trying to do where she was he was like i heard about it read this thing on the on the web the planking thing i think they were the drunkest people i mean that was also like back then that was like a normal thing is to be the drunkest anyone's ever been oh what were you gonna say what did she say planking there you go we find out lauren went to college in 2008 what sophomore year man she was planking

i've all been there yeah yeah it is it is crazy to look back on that and be like multiple multiple nights a week completely turning your brain off and just being like hope everything goes well tonight yeah me every night of freshman year yeah i was just not okay like i remember like drinking four locos for for like like it was like everyone knew it was not good like it wasn't even fun i didn't remember it no i remember having a fucking blast i mean it was well yeah i guess i had fun at the pre-games yeah did i ever confess to my uh i think this might be the only crime i've committed i think the statute of limitations is up you're the only crime you've ever committed i think so probably

no like real one you were it's the teletubbies story have i told you that i already told that damn it um on i don't remember which one this was but i was reading the comments on one of the pods while i was gone and it said lauren would have called out will for the monty story i had told that story well i don't what even was it what even was the story i don't know no chester's friend that came visited and slept on my bed and then came out and told me to turn the volume down and he ate my sandwich he i monty has been chester sent the clip of that story to his like friend group chat and everyone was like dying laughing and then monty he showed me monty's text me on the side like i feel bad like can i like buy him a sandwich or something like i

i want to reconcile like i didn't know he took it that way it was so long ago it was so long obviously like i'm sure i definitely embellished part it's i don't know like i i think that is more or less what happened but i didn't mean to call the guy out so monty we're good what lauren have you ever done anything like that to someone in this room uh what walked out when lauren ate my burger what at will's killer barbecue lauren didn't eat your bird you're so i mean i could have gotten a burger you waited till all the burgers got eaten and then made a wait so what what did i miss while i was gone oh you miss a lot seriously like uh binder and andrew are dating oh oh his poor girlfriend oh shit yeah his

girlfriend hates it but she's putting up with it all right love wait what did binder do binder went nuts dude she's oh she's sick will had to kill her will had to kill her barbecue we already talked about it yeah binder binder was sneaking some pics of me what's wrong with that taking pictures of me like booty pics what like booty pics good intuition yes what of like my giant rump yeah with your cosmic hog dude like oh my my giant cowboy pillows i uh why is that bad what's wrong i felt like it was an invasion what are you talking about i was sitting on the i was sitting on the couch and uh everyone was saying we uh me and my girlfriend looked adorable and so emily took a sneaky picture that's cute that's really nice no i love when people do that like it have

the ones of you guys today yeah did you see that already jack sent me them you need to post can you please post those on instagram i'll post i'll put today like literally today i'll do it after this you're done wait i want to freaking beautiful why did i not why did i forget that all the pictures i didn't put that i'm not gonna post from spanking on the playdate dump that's perfect yeah we can dump can we dump we had because i want to dump a lot this past day this the rest of today girl girl what you've been eating i've walked past the girl i've walked past the women's restroom after you've come out we know trust me we already know girl yes girl um i'm gonna say it like this i'm gonna tell you this um i don't know you can't

tee it up you can't say you're gonna say we had we each had six hot dogs before 8 30 a.m today we had we did we did this golf video that ended up in us eating so like six hot dogs i actually didn't think that sounded that bad i didn't think it was gonna be bad at all and we i thought i was gonna throw up by the third one we got to get up at 6 a.m go play golf and then we every time we need a mulligan we all had to eat a hot dog and uh or a shot of fire or do a shot but it was not up to us there's a wheel it was 80 hot dog and 20 fireball so we ate oh there's a good idea for a sandwich also i had to shave my oh yeah i just shaved my whole fucking body not my not my legs my whole upper body let's see nice man and then my armpits are fully i'm not gonna take all my

clothes off but my armpits are shaved for the first time i had a realization today i was like sure i'll shave my armpits for this it was for a video we were doing i was like sure i'll shave my armpits that didn't feel like a big deal because i was like i don't really care like whatever it'll grow back how long is it going to take to grow back oh dude it's going to be prickly tomorrow it's going to be it's going to be like it's going to take a while for it to get long a year until it's back to where it was isn't it what till to where it was it goes like i think it grows a quarter inch a month it was long it's like a quarter inch a month around your body then that will take a year how long is your a quarter inch a month you mean three inches is like you

don't think there were hairs down there that were like this long yeah i guess that's a point i guess that's a point i guess that's a point right you have hairs down there that are this long that's a year down there hairs up there up there i was peeing let me let me tell you little on little uncapped these days i had one i had one that somehow slipped through the thing longer than my penis on your hair dead ass one of my pews was longer than my pp so that would take a year to grow i a three inch hair oh brother trust me it was not three i'm talking like soft like it wanted to get back inside is that crazy there's no part of your body that that grows like 600 there's one that's what i'm saying that's crazy like if you're no

you just woke up and it was cold outside your nose was like oh yeah my nose got fucked dylan walker can you put a picture of him right here yeah oh he's on this shirt actually oh yeah yeah put a picture of him here with x's over this is dylan walker right here and put now put him on like a wanted an old western wanted sign for the record literally probably the nicest guy i've ever madman until yesterday i was really cold and he said oh don't worry i have a jacket wait right here i'll get it for you ran to his trailer got me a jacket which you're probably thinking nice guy move no it was a setup i go to put his jacket on there was like the zipper was broken a little bit i guess so when i put it over my head just go and slice my nose open he's an edgy guy he's

got a knife jacket he felt really bad why is that his fault also i got i started the bear attack armand's dog bit me look his name the dog's name is bear doesn't like you look no we were friends yeah it does look like a snake but it's like kind of it was i i'm a hero here's what i'm gonna say i like bear i love him i like armand i think that you know leave it up to the parents the parents can do he's got to send that dog to school or something shit it's now bit to who else did it but edge really at least to break skin on him too he like i heard him like yelp when it happened it sounded like uh mine was pretty yeah wait what happened well no mine was pretty nasty i was gonna say yeah i was at his house on saturday for he's having a little barbecue yeah and i was just

walking past bear i'd been playing with him earlier everything's fine i was just walking past him didn't touch him he was like a foot to my left and he just pounced on my leg and bit me oh broke he bit this leg first i think and then i went like ah and then he hit this one and broke like bruise broke skin with both teeth and it was like bleeding and shit oh there was a family of dobermans dober but i'm i'm fine guys you're here don't send me any money i'm hero but i'm fine uh there's a family down the street that had dobermans and it bit like multiple people over multiple years and they just one by one had to put them down every time it happened jesus having a kid yeah i know i had a high school or childhood buddy like elementary school

kid bit another kid and they had to put it down it was horrible what elementary school kid oh kids dog bit another kid sorry they put the kid down here they put ryan down they got a new one i feel like they can't like that would never happen right wait that reaction that putting a child down the debt you're saying wait you're saying does the death penalty exist for children no it was just like a like a weird dystopian thought i feel like that would be i'm trying to i'm trying to go to the east side and meet some weird dystopian thoughts come on jack i mean rusty this is the first episode we are recording since you've turned 24 oh yeah it's true 24 we're the same age we're all the same age only for a

short Lauren's birthday is do you even know the month July it's July 15th that's right that's Sean's birthday it's 18 no it's the 17th it's the what I'm a Leo 21st if that means anything to you 28 28 it's my parents wedding anniversary yep how do you know that day because it's his parents how Do I know my parents' wedding anniversary? Yeah. I don't know. What's yours, man? They love each other.

They love each other? Because they always make out on it? What's my what? What's your parents' wedding anniversary, if it's such common knowledge over there? Oh, shit. It's either June 30th or- There's no June 30th. Somewhere in the Junes.

There's no June 30th. Well, I think she means July 2nd. I'm gaslighting her. It's June, I don't know. June? june why does that not sound like a real month it's not a real month what are you don't take the tram wait why are you not giving her shit you just said june wait i have a wait she said june are you crazy with an n yeah

i don't you like is that like oh like junie b jones wait i have a funny story wait we're not moving on from the fact that you don't know you just you say june like june yep okay what's that's fucking crazy june yes you just got jumed i wasn't causing it mike june did you guys uh june any did you do anything to anyone else while i wasn't here pranking did he prank me no i don't think so maybe i feel like maybe i just know i've had this tear slowly dripping save your teeth should we road map it up wait no really quick i have another story let's start a family that's really not with you because then that makes it weird

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this isn't this isn't the future right can't reinvent deodorant i slapped on a couple uh couple wipes i'm smelling fresh as a baby's bottom best part is it's not always the armpits that are stinking right you can hit those things anywhere well yeah really don't your balls reek yeah my balls really used to reek well they used to reek until i use mando's deodorant wipes i really do think that uh it's there to have on hand is like better than deodorant because you it's it's like the feel of like a like a wet wipe on your like on the counter but it's on your balls in your body you know what i like i throw them in my center console yeah like multiple times a week i will be driving somewhere and be like oh my god i forgot to put on deodorant bingo mando starter

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but have you slash do you know what it's about no but i know it's like cleared the house at the oscar yes so it's about a sex worker oh yeah and in brooklyn right uh yeah i think so wait one second one second uh so i didn't know they made a movie about lauren she's yeah no shame in that so what's the joke some shame in that no there's no shame i don't think so she is perfect but anyway i kind of i kind of effed up on my plane on my flight home from madrid she was on it no i wish no so there was a sex worker on it no and you bought a you bought all of his services no so there was a kind man sitting next to me very kind man making love to his tonic and gin no he he said he was

tonic and gin no no it's like there's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin sorry sorry it's from a movie what if that was the real like he was describing he wasn't it wasn't hyperbole at all or like it wasn't he wasn't comparing him it was like he walked into the bar there's a guy like oh you would like that i bet your pervy ass would like that all right lauren he's getting pervy again it's all right oh i quickly turned on cold cases today and i i the random part i clicked on was you guys kissing he's done every episode and then kissing just skip to the middle of our video uh oh i didn't have time to watch it i just like quickly wanted to see what was going on

you didn't have all right you didn't have time to watch it what were you doing at 10 a.m um taking a shower you were taking a shower at 10 a.m i was running a little late today all right what were you doing at 11 i was almost here i was like i was like about to be like hey don't jump down and throw it but then what were you doing at one or noon um the working what does that look like so you got here at 11 30 11 16 cool glad you're working hard guys do i even get to tell my story wait i just want to i want to hear a story when was there was there wasn't eight minutes in your day i didn't watch it either so i can't give her shit you didn't watch it either we were working

i we were driving two hours home okay but i'm saying what were you doing it what was the work you were doing at 12 i don't remember what was work you're doing at one um making the clip what were okay so that took until two so what were you doing from two to now like i don't know just talking to my co-workers sounds like you had a you had a busy day today my favorite lauren quote of all time is yeah i usually come in here at like 11 and then i click around for a little bit that's a that is a real i asked her i was like what are you like you know just out of curiosity like i'm learning i'm trying to learn about your life like what does your day look like i'm rolling here at like 11 click or you should like i click around for a little bit and then

i usually make the clip hey listen i you know i support it i don't i don't think we work very hard so as long as the sausage a lot of people love sausage they don't like to see how it's made i like sausage i don't like hot dog all right can i really quickly tell the story yeah take a and take as much time as you need okay i keep i can i'm keeping crying i'm still crying keeping crying keeping crying anyway to make a long story short this kind kind man sitting next to me making is a newly confirmed catholic as of two weeks ago wow and i accidentally like told him to watch nora i guess so he's sitting next to me like you relapse it's there no well dude they're like having sex every like other scene and and he's a caretaker for this like 85 year old woman

so i'm like oh no i like kind of fucked up why did you tell him to watch it what i don't care if like i don't care if like a literal sex worker is so next to me i'm not gonna say watching watching anything with sex on the plane is ass so and even to me even worse especially if it's ass well the thing is i was gonna watch it before we started conversing but then i was like oh this sweet man and woman are next to me i shouldn't watch it and then i somehow he ended up watching it because i told him that i watched it this year and loved it wait somehow he ended up watching it you told him to watch it i didn't know he was gonna watch it right then and there pouring your drink down his pants back somehow his pants got all wet yeah so you poured your

drink down no i'm not kidding you he pauses it he goes also we just we talked for a while his was this on the screen delta offers this movie no it's iberia iberia internet like an international they offer it yeah that's crazy yeah it was like it was a very nice airline um does anyone flash hog or is it like normal is like normal movie sex uh i mean it's he's pretty there he goes again what i'm asking normal movie sex he wants to see hog but he pauses it he goes so is this whole movie sex drugs and rock and roll and i'm just like uh no like it gets good i don't know i just at that point it was just awkward because i'm like yeah he should turn it off probably did he he turned it off because he got too turned on well

we just started write that down i don't know i just i just yeah i thought that it was you get his number no well his wife died of leukemia like three months how did you get so much information because we talked for two hours so he's single plane yeah it was actually honestly a very a very heartwarming conversation he how old is he 52 yeah a little out of your age range but what if here's an idea what if we take the pod international for a few months i'm super down willie and i are going to the bahamas and i think we're doing are you actually on may 30th wait why for margaritaville at sea it's the fucking hottest cruise ship it's why why can't i come it's like the crown royale of cruise ships and you're doing pods there i don't know about the

pods i don't think i don't think we're doing pods but that would be cool if we're going for unscripted wasn't there some email sent about this fall with like trips i didn't really read it yeah i think if you want if you're down well i need to read it i didn't really read it you're invited on trips yeah we need because we need to do pods at these places so we need you yeah and then you can find some like hot hot hunk some hot like college 19 year old yeah 19 year old yeah well because his mind is like play-doh so you could mold it into whatever you want and you could convince him that your really toxic relationship is actually what he's been missing yeah yeah perfect it'll be perfect for you man you love that shit i love that shit are you a bossy are

you a bossy person in a relationship bossy what was so funny about that i don't know learn about our friend are you a bossy bossy girl i at any other yeah i guess you changed my inflection i know i know that's just when i heard bossy that's what i was picturing you're gonna say what about what what tell about our friend no i was gonna say like if at any other company if if a co-worker was like so what are you like a little bossy girl in a relationship you'd get fired yeah so wait lauren like sorry let me rephrase that um do you like dominate your man um jesus fucking christ i mean emotionally emotionally i feel like i mean i like things to be my way i'm very particular about things like give me an example like when i tried to

change the time for the podcast i thought you're gonna kill me on sunday wait can you just tell give me an example of a time when you know a boyfriend has wanted something one way and you put your foot down you said no i'm a bossy bossy lady and bossy bossy girl i'm a bossy bossy girl and i want things my way well i'm not like i want things um i just i feel like subconsciously if i have to do something a way that i don't want to i'm just gonna like not be in a good mood so even if i do it i don't i don't think i'm bossy well i don't know i think my sister would maybe tell me otherwise but jane or tell you otherwise yeah jane uh i was a kind of a there were a couple days in spain where i was like i meet a bitch right now and i know it traveling

the family's really hard yeah two weeks too yeah that's a long honestly we overall though like it was like a great like i thought we were gonna fight more than we did just because like we have always like bickered a bit but uh it was i don't know it was great are you bossy in your relationship no i don't think so i think she's bossy here good i think the woman mama and me tomorrow tomorrow what did you say she's sugar mommering me tomorrow mommery did he say tomorrow twice in a row yeah mommery sugar mommery tomorrow all right if lauren did that you would spend 10 minutes eating her life so actually don't even hit me with this all right all right why is it sugar mommery she's sugar mommery what did you say sugar mommery tomorrow tomorrow

i would take the tram sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry the tube the underground what do you call it in london um she's taking me to our favorite restaurant on her dime nice and let me tell you daddy gonna bankrupt her i'm gonna put her in the ground put her in crippling debt where are you going we're going to the benjamin it's where it's that thing can we do can we go pee sorry yeah we refill that or i'm gonna do it this picture is so funny we should get playdate glasses i just said we should paint this to be are you here next weekend uh yeah memorial day weekend yeah is that already next i have two of my best friends visiting oh really yeah yeah it's actually a party yeah are you gonna be here

memorial day weekend when's memorial day next next weekend not this weekend but the next one uh let me double check weekend of the 23rd two of my best friends from high school are coming and i would love if you guys met them i got a ball at the mets game oh my gosh you caught it lauren i live ball lady gave it to me wait sick you're not gonna be here i have a thing all weekend no let me see what it is oh it says have a blast with lauren what the hell all weekend wow you got my ass no that's a lucky yeah wait can we actually we should like make a plan yeah i mean i'm having that memorial day barbecue are you really no i'm not doing another barbecue lauren do you want to get beers this weekend i'm gonna take it easy this weekend okay acai bowls

i have a yeah i have a i'm rovering i have i have my first lauren goes i have to i'm gonna have a dog next week at work and i was like oh nice like like whose is it she's like i'm rovering it's kind of actually sick can't have two jobs can't bring your job to the office i think that's fine i'm actually i get him tomorrow night and then i'm gonna bring him to work on friday his name is mellow and he's a little shih tzu his name is mellow and he he's yellow he's gonna be funny should we roadmap it he's gonna be funny and nicks are playing What is up with airplane? What's up with kibble these days?

Celtics or something. The Celtics are losing by two. What's going on in basketball? Like, who's in it? The Knicks are up 3-1. My Knicks are up 3-1 over his team. So you're a Knicks fan? Yeah, I'm not a real big basketball fan, but if I had the team, yeah.

I kind of want them to lose this game, though, because I'm going to be in New York on Friday night, so it would be fun if they won it. I bet the city would be electric. Right? Weren't we in New York, like, last time they were in a series? Yeah. uh wait really quick before we roadmap it up you guys go buy our new shirt oh yeah lauren's

wearing it i'm wearing the god is a playmate one cole loomis a wonderful playmate made this designed it and he killed it and then and i'm wearing will i don't remember which one of oh this is will will came up with a band called souls for sale like a year ago and so we made a tour band t it's me willie billy and dylan solsticell is the name and then on the back it has all our tour dates yeah eight nights at kuala lumpur um yeah they're gonna be definitely it looks yeah pause and zoom what i was like pause and zoom if you want to see the date and this little in this little bubble because some people were saying they couldn't i mean you probably can't read it now but it says it's god saying this is pretty funny watching play date

play date and shout out chloe schindler oh yeah i'm not wearing mine right now but i but i she sent us these little bracelets with their names and i was wearing mine yesterday during this like dollar shave club shoot and there was a scene where i had to jump off three steps and go like and on the first take i did it and it just went into the sky did it break uh no it didn't the sound guy got it and then i don't know where he said it and i lost it so i still have mine girl yeah uh all right should we road map it up road map road map all right we have a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear your pitches followed by our pitches and we're gonna do everyone's favorite segment teach me something followed by this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy

rocks today hey hey i said this guy rocks and he rocks so hard he rocks in your house and he rocks in your yard there's rocks in my yard come on come on on the on the most recent thing i got sad because you sang it alone and i put a little text bubble and i said i'm crushed no one sang with them and then we're gonna do marathon signs that don't exist followed by curb your enthusiasm plots that don't exist it's gonna be epic and i'm really really excited to be on this journey with all of you i am really excited too i want to say something i saw a comment from someone oh god They're saying that they understand that the move to two twice a week is a lot, but we've taken away some of their favorite segments.

I think we grew a little weary of Am I the Asshole? I think we should maybe bring it back. Just a thought. If you're a playmate at home... Or we can do a new segment. We're coming up with new segments. Don't worry. We're always in the lab.

What if we do... I'm sorry. No, no, please. we have like a segment where like one of us has to put like a something that like makes our feet really like hot or hurt or something and then lauren doesn't know which one of us has it and she has to try to figure out based on the conversation whose feet are getting like torched we put oh i see that's the example could be like a thing up our ass yeah like a vibrating butt plug we have to be like we have to be like

And she controls it. And she controls it. And then it's trying to read our expressions and see who's reacting. Oh, my God. While we do our drafts. She presses the button. You're like, oh.

Sayings that don't exist. All right. So what if we did a new segment where one of us has a vibrating butt plug and Lauren controls it and has to figure out who. Yeah, so comment down below if you want that. I would fucking. That would be must-see TV. You ever worn one?

Either of you? Only in my dreams, brother. I wasn't very convincing. Me? I said no. Our Lauren? Who's Lauren? Record for most times crying today.

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Let's get back into the episode. Oh, my God. All right, Lauren, do your worst. Throw us your fastball. Pitches. Also, while you were gone, you sent pitches to Emily and one of them was just like a drunk driving simulator. all i saw a comment about someone was like of course lauren would choose that okay i'm not an

alcoholic all right liz wenden liz wenden or wedin wedin wedin who's getting married is it my pitch for a brian joke is it liz wenden or wedin wedin wedin wedin i didn't even know was the girl liz wedding wedding gotta be the flower girl liz do you want to be my flower girl the wedding i was at last weekend congratulations to jake and diana uh jake and diana i love you they had this really cute like toddler flower girl not toddler maybe like seven eight uh and i've never been to a wedding so i don't know if this was like normal pay i'd never been away as an adult so i wasn't paying attention to these details she's shit in the aisle no she was going like fucking one mile an hour and it was like surely they told her to

go that slow but i feel like kids it was like the opposite of what i was expecting usually kids get like nervous i thought she was like maybe rushed through it was like one step one step it's like all right get to the point yeah we're like all right dump them all out all right is he gonna to say yes or no oh oh oh oh oh that would be fun wedding with steaks where it's like with steaks usually it's an option like medium rare medium but you don't you don't know like weddings between people where you you it's like a game time decision like where everyone's going the fucking edge they don't know who it is no they don't know if they're gonna say yes or no that would be fun you know okay so me and mia were watching temptation island last week

and what's oh i have an idea the newest cousin island oh my god all right yeah i love that uh but we have a season the newest one um sure whatever was it on netflix yeah yeah yeah new so it's six technically but i think it's season one yeah oops but we realized don't you think there should be a reality dating show for friend groups like oh people like looking for new crews no no okay no no no like you you and your you and your three boys and then like girls and like they're girls i just feel like there'd be more drama that would be don't you think awesome because there would be there'd be tension between people going for the same guy or like i don't know i'm surprised something like that hasn't yeah the problems would be really hard to get like that

many people that are friends to all want to do it i don't i don't know oh sorry well and i all jokes out there's a fit that's a fantastic idea also uh everyone's hotter in a group exactly birds of a feather flock together no i mean like if you're looking at a group of guys or girls whatever you're into i don't know these days learn wait birds of a feather flock was that even a thing what i did that was that it birds of a feather we could be we know we know that it's a i just want to make sure yeah okay um i don't know why i got upset about that but i also think it's like when you're looking at a group of girls or a group of guys as a whole as a unit they look really hot but if you look at them individually they're less hot i don't see hot

the cheerleader it's the cheerleader effect google the cheerleader effect lauren russell wilson that actually what it was a deep cut google russell describes a phenomenon where individuals are perceived as more attractive when part of a group than when seen alone yeah look those are all smoke shows but if you look at them individually beat can you google russell wilson number three oh yeah damn it wait who's six wait try it uh six is lebron on the heat oh yeah or mark sanchez for you mark sanchez i used to have a mark sanchez jersey google mark sanchez i just want to look at his pretty google mark sanchez shirtless learn you think he's pretty you do he's like one of the best looking guys of all time

oh look at those no kitty cake off i don't think he's cute because the beanie go over one explicit so hot it's explicit oh that's hot yeah yeah you like that two he led us to two afc championships now where were we oh liz's wedding throw us your worst liz's wedding who's liz liz wedding oh oh congrats by the way oh this is fun hey there cool ranch nacho cheese and spicy sweet chili you you stuttered and you lost what i guess was spicy something okay i'm nacho cheese what are you what is he spicy chipotle or something spicy sweet chili spicy oh wait Is that the purple one? It's my favorite one.

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Share it with me. Okay. Cool Ranch. Give those cows a sweater. Cool Ranch. How'd the cows get sunglasses? Girl, Obama was breastfed and so were you. all right girl obama's my best friend and so are you have you ever discovered an artist years

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love liz from seattle liz from seattle it's a great pitch i don't like to pick favorites because you know we're one big we're one big playdate family i think you might be my favorite playmate whatever that was fucking awesome and she knew it was my birthday she knew your tummy didn't hurt anymore and she knew you were in spain fun fact is the hot dogs made my tummy hurt again but i'll be okay liz i'll be good tomorrow that was that is truly because that's what's so frustrating is you don't want to come off like like a uh a holier than thou person and be like i knew them before you did but you can be like you have proof i bought it i bought this song at fucking 10 000 strange yeah i love it and the one thing that's funny to me is like the artist can use that money

to make more music that would imply the flip side is that when you make a lot of money decide to sell then they have to pay you out which is kind of funny but maybe it's like a small fee i think it's like option it's like options trading where it's it's more of like betting than investing in the but then how does the well in her idea the artist got money uh let's say maybe they get a cut who knows who knows i love all i know is i love it i love well done liz thanks liz okay next pitch is from trevor couch trevor trevor couch what song are you buying right now um there's a there's the question what song oh i got a good one for you let me look i'm gonna buy will den ellen's for a single i think i'd be a i'll be a fucking millionaire in five years it's a good pick

uh what's his name driver couch you're buying driver couch what song are you buying lauren uh song right now that you think is gonna blow up wait you get these you get if the artist blows up you bet you buy i think it's not wendy by sid simons i think it's the artist i think it's the artist yeah okay no one wants to do this game i thought i just i can't think of anything right now you said that so like matter of fact i can't okay i'm fucking this is like me like no this was me i'm fucking working right now all right what are you nuts liz i tried to make that game i'm sorry what would you buy or who would you buy i don't know i was i was gonna like think

about it but i'm in love with the stripper by t-pain and it's gonna be you'd lose money i would i think i think i'd stay on mj lunderman even though he's getting kind of big i think he's The sky's the limit for a guy like that. MJ Lenderman? Why would he do that? Why would he lend a man? Who's borrowing? Lend her, man.

No, lend her. I have seen TikToks that are like, people have made these where it's like, oh, getting a snack at the baseball game? MJ Chicken Tenderman. Buying a guitar? MJ Fenderman. Okay. Trevor.

i'm telling you i've seen tiktoks i'm not doing that also you were just doing something cringe and then you fucking made me feel like a fucking idiot when i told you about something i saw that i didn't even do i'm having a meltdown one second i'm thinking okay me too oh my gosh you know what bothered me while i was gone they were putting the or blocks all effed up really asked yeah they put w on top of lauren they put r on top of don't make that face they put you you wipe that face off your face they put r over there they put l over there they put w well i call andrew trying to burn the it was a jambalaya jambalaya yeah jambalaya there that's there you can invest in that have you guys ever had that jambalaya all the time okay all the time i grew up on that

shit it was a jambalaya grits and gravy that's all i grew up on in south carolina never had anything but jambalaya grits or gravy it was good it was yeah never at the same time though grits are good grits are good grits are good cream of wheat no no you've read cream of wheat that's like soup gas pull up cream of wheat it's oatmeal it's like oatmeal for veterans yeah it's like oatmeal oatmeal for guys who have seen shit yeah my mom would put like honey and maple brown sugar and it was fucking gas it was so good actually it was fucking awesome grits with butter and cheese oh can you do grits of the hat grits wearing a hat my grits google i'm serious something will come up look at this

I'm actually so glad I was reminded of this. Google grits with a hat. No, in images. Grits with a hat. God damn. Obviously, that's nothing. You got G-W-H. You got grits with a hat.

Kiss my grits. What is that supposed to be, like tits? A hat that says kiss my grits? Should we get those? Tramping grits. Tramping grits. Do you guys want to go out for S&G on my birthday? Shrimp and grits?

I don't like shrimp. I'm sorry. When's your birthday? July 28th. That was a pass. A new pass. All right. Trevor Couch.

Hi, Trevor. Oh, my God. Trevor says, greetings. Ever look at the man in the mirror just disappointed after grocery shopping? We need the real... Oh, this is the name of it. We need the real-a-list grocery list. It monitors your fridge and sees what your habits are for eating and what you usually

need to stock up on early it also notices that you never finish that box of spinach it tells you to stop buying that jazz i need help cheers this can also be paired with stomach swipe i don't know what the hell i'm reading a dating app sure he'll tell us i'm almost positive he'll tell us i want to give you the benefit of doubt sometimes a dating okay stomach swipe is a dating out for your taste buds which is two pitches it can be paired with stomach swipe okay so which loophole in stomach swipe is a dating app for your taste buds and analyzes what food you have created meals for you to swipe yes or no on with the recipe to follow after a match that actually sounds nice i've read the whole thing you're like well that could mean anything so i guess he's

hammered um i fucking love that here's my i like stomach swipe a lot that's my favorite i want to add a i want to add a service to uh what was the first one called learn real a list i want an add a service to real list okay sometimes i buy shit and it's been in the freezer for so long that i can't remember if it's minor ties so it would be like it would know from morning hockey with a cup of coffee to timbits and road trips tim's and canadian tire have always gone together now it's official you can now earn canadian tire money at tim's link your triangle rewards and tim's rewards accounts to earn twice with every tim's run terms and conditions apply visit tim hordens dot ca slash triangle for details oh it would remind you like you don't need to buy broccoli

that broccoli is actually yours that's good i like that yeah or lauren it would be like you don't need to buy more jack daniels that jack daniels is actually yours someone pull me up a double cut of this oh here's a question so if stuff in the freezer can just be good forever right no yeah well stuff in the freezer no because like after a while it's freezer burn freezer burn so after like years so i had bread in there from either weeks ago or months ago but i just tossed it so i was like i don't want to play with that no it's fine really in the freezer yeah uh you wasted bread i don't know what's happening to that shit bro i've got i've got wasted wasted bread i don't know where to go to the strip club

it's not good that's solid i i have yep i have uh like a little scoop from like a pasta dish with sausage that i took why do you say it like that he's fucking he's a contrarian and he wants clip farming i mean or a farming yeah okay continue one ravioli with like a sausage on top and like a little squirt of honey mustard or something sausage squirt and i just disgusting dude why don't you put in my freezer for two years throw it away what the hell so you also wait wait he moved apartments and he brought that yeah i brought all my stuff in case you need one single ravioli with sausage squirt on honey mustard wait that doesn't even sound good not frozen ravioli with honey try frozen what you ever eat like a waffle frozen

we mean no buds you see what maybe like an eggo waffle without defrosting it yeah actually yeah i've done that as a baby it's pretty good baby burn get burned you just got baby burned baby burn we got baby why didn't you put sunscreen on him jesus christ um all right who wants to hear the best pitch of all don't let him get hot who wants to hear the baby yeah ha i need to sit with some puppet all right who wants to hear the best pitch you're gonna hear all year okay i'm ready uh what is the worst part about uh someone letting you letting you go in front of them in traffic like that you need to switch lanes they let you in what's the worst part you feel a little bad they might get through the light and you don't get to they don't

they don't that's what happened to us today we actually were talking about that today but they don't know they don't know if you are appreciative of it or not yeah uh this is a contraption that hooks onto the back of your car and there's like a cord like you don't need to stop the bus so you like pull that thing yeah you like pull that and it's a hand that just makes a peace sign like thanks brother and then you let go and it goes back in the car i think that's fantastic well that'd be awesome you let someone merge and it's like or it could be whatever maybe whatever you can make your own yes you put your message you put your hand in the glove and you can do whatever so it's like like if someone doesn't if someone like didn't let you in you can

be like fuck you yeah and then if if you pass like some like super alien yeah can you do that if you pass an alien that yeah oh what about this is a trick tricky what oh that's actually i think it's the pink getting the pinky away without the yeah ring finger is kind of can you do that and get it like a not really ah um i i love that i saw a thing today that our buddy matt pollock directed for like uh drop out or whatever i think that was like a guy it's like a guy these guys doing like do you know what i'm talking about have you seen these these one posting anyway it was uh a guy pitching like a steering wheel that has like like since honk can mean a lot of different things there's like different buttons that

indicate different types of honks yeah and it was cracking me up because by the end it had like a bunch of buttons but it's like the honk that's like to let someone know that the light's green and then there's a honk to let someone know that you know that but there's a car in front of you that isn't going and then there's a honk to let them know oh shit i'm sorry i didn't realize there was a car in front of you that's funny yeah it's very silly it was very very very silly and throw me your throw me your fucking curveball willie oh i forgot about my pitch 400 bird funeral oh i learned something i thought this whole time you came up with horseboat i did it's from the office no yeah pull up dwight horseboat what i don't even know what so willie has this thing where he

where he's like uh it was like a sketch i wrote back in the day is that really from the office yeah look at this just one second video uh maybe the one that just says oh my god thank god we never made that sketch let's do the first one one second oh horse toilet sponge it's like they're pitch spit holy shit i definitely like subconsciously isn't that crazy that's i wrote a whole atv sketch what was the sketch uh this it's never gonna get made but it was like a guy on a deserted island who finds like a bunker like kind of like in lost and he goes down in and there's like a bunch of computers and he like boots one of them up he gets a connection then it cuts like the cia headquarters and they're like holy shit like we're getting

remote transmission from like an old world war ii era bunker like that's right around where like captain michaels went missing a few months ago like this could be him this could be him it's like we can't get communications but we can see his screen and they like have a look at his screen it's like hopefully he'll send us a message and then he just is searching like like where is horseboat how do i find horseboat can horseboat hurt me and then it was gonna get into like something like what is the age of consent like what is that like it gets really creepy and they're just like leave him leave him cut it cut it cut it basically dwight's idea was it was half canoe half horse so you could transition seamlessly from land to river that is funny um all right

pitch me brother and then they leave him on the island i don't think lauren liked it i love no i just i don't really get it what's why is that what's there to get like this guy gets a computer and he has a chance to say like where he is and save me and then he's googling this nonsensical mythical horse boat okay that i thought i had made up i see but i didn't yeah i think damn now we can't do our ask me about like they're all like huddled around the computer the headquarters It's like a horse butt. It's a cipher. It's a cipher.

Like, go try to decipher it. Well, you could do it with, like, something else. Yeah, you could. All right. Anyway, I'm moving on to my pitch, which... Jesus Christ. Dude. That was me with my mouth.

Why would you have heard it in the mic that loud if it was my butt hole? Oh, my God. That was my mouth. Were you ripping ass all over when I wasn't here? Of course, yeah. We farted all over your... Oh, this is good. French fry Lincoln logs.

french fries awesome kind of boring would like to build structure with them hard to maintain structure with their flimsy nature french fry lincoln logs they're shaped like lincoln logs you can make a house a village a condo a bird a horse a boat you name it you make it you eat it french fry lincoln logs are you in or are you out in um out bum offers off the table sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry but i need people who are fully bought into the idea you like it i feel like you would like to play with it no it's fun so like my whole village is made of it yes you build horses purses purses that's what you're under jewelry lip gloss sheets of paper lamp who's ready lamp i love lamp too are you saying that all right who's ready for teach me something

uh willie if someone asked you early 1900s boat catastrophe what what what comes to mind uh well now i feel like i gotta get creative with it titanic lauren that's the most famous one what was it 1916 this was the i don't know when that was but this i believe it was 1919 actually let me look though or you look the titanic yeah 12 1912 so just two years later have you ever heard of the britannic the britannic i actually may have but yes the britannic was the third and largest of the olympic class ocean liners built by the white star line following her sister ships titanic and olympic okay she was originally intended to be a grand passenger liner like her sisters but was converted into a hospital ship during world war one before she ever carried

paying passengers everyone following sure um on november 21st 1916 while sailing near the greek island of key in the aegean sea in the aegean sea britannic struck a german mine or possibly a torpedo though most evidence supports the mine theory can you picture a mine learn they were these giant giant floating things on chains well you know what i'm thinking about nemo and nemo and they're like trying to avoid them yeah yeah yes um sorry this isn't showing me what i thought okay so out of out of 10,065 people guess how many died it's struck by a fucking mine out of 10,065 people thousand three hundred thirty and here's why one of the lifeboats uh when it went down the

i guess the ship was like up so like the propeller was exposed and it was sucking the lifeboat towards the propeller and the lifeboat got fucking smoked by the propeller and those are the only people that died oh that's a horrible isn't that fucking crazy so they're sitting there just being like all right what do we do and they just got sucked into the thing at like not very fast like watch it happen oh i'm struggling to picture that so this so like the propeller was exposed yeah they're seeing it fucking go like and it's just like their boat is just inching their life boat is just inching towards why were they in lifeboats because they just got struck by a mine or they hit a mine what are you not listening to the i was trying to lifeboat dude i was trying

to follow that was a lot of information that's fucking crazy yeah that is insane that sounds like an awful awful way also like it's owned by the same company that owned titanic and i just never heard of this yeah i guess it got uh erased from history because uh uh the way they eliminate hospitals from history i'm tired of history is win but written by the winners history is written by nurses yes uh history why not tell her story all right teach me something all right this is i got a spain one for you uh i was reading about the running of the bowls yeah see scott really wants to go and i was like all right i would do that but like that sounds kind of like scary is that what you're referring to when you said you

oh no i was texting scott about never mind continue okay you first of all have to go through me but okay i've been texting scott on the side he was he was telling me that he might go to spain this summer i finally changed his name from scott lives with willie to scott sieger okay if any of you text him again without going through me or at least running the text by me yeah i will single handedly fuck your lives question can i take a timed photo squatting over the camera yes okay he loves that shit i don't keep him happy okay sorry continue so uh i was like i was like it seems like scary he's like no i'd be sick and i was like okay and i looked it up thinking like all right probably no one ever gets hurt every year between 50 and 100 people are injured

sorry doing what the running of the bulls they run through the streets right yeah yeah you can see this they get like run over by the bull i just couldn't believe like how uh in 2013 50 people were taken to the ambulance uh they they're 15 people have been killed and people get gored every year like consistently wait what's gored thank you like like hit by the horn of the bull and cut open oh my god yeah it's it's a stupid either in 2009 10 people got gored and one person got killed and they did it again in 2011 that just blows but i'm not saying like yeah obviously running of the bulls is dangerous but it's just like i thought like whatever the modern version of it was would be like dumbed down holy shit um i don't understand how this still happens

i think you're i mean as the old saying goes you mess with the bull you get the horns i just yeah no i completely i'm on your side in my head they like they like put fences up now or something or yeah i mean i just thought maybe like what like all these woke people yes maybe like uh made the horns out of like bubble gum and and um and all the bulls were uh actually cows now for dei reasons yeah what's the point what's the cultural significance of this even i don't good question i think it's just they're scared of the bulls no no it's it's just an accident that keeps happening yeah they'd never planned some like stupid farm hand that like pamplona uh all right pamplona sane it's like up by france pamplona same um all right who's ready for

this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks today hey hey i said this guy rocks and he rocks so hard he rocks in your house and he rocks in your yard lauren will you turn your backdrop on please there's rocks in my yard yeah oh i may have this guy rocks but they're deep in my slack so i gotta find them okay i slacked it it's right there you gotta pull it up already is this it yeah that's All right, do your worst, Willie. It's going to be gnarly, and it's going to be stinky. This is Unk. This is Electronicant678, and he's the, you know how we think we invented some cool phrases?

We'll get ready to be blown away because he invented a bunch of phrases, and he's finally taking credit for them. I'm the creator of popular catchphrases such as, why they do that, who put that in the butter, He said an AI dog And my favorite one of all I'm just a regular guy Pause it for a second The filter at the end You're telling me

Turn that up Yeah please turn it up You are telling me That all along Who put that in the butter It was Electronicant And it's the same guy who did Is that an AI dog

I'm just a regular guy Do it again. What is Uncon about? Just why they do that. Who put that in the butter? He's an AI dog. And my favorite one of all, I'm just a regular guy. That.

That's it. That's someone's dad. Yeah. That guy is my dad. Oh, sorry. That's my dad. Oh, my. Look how many followers.

Let's see what else he's got. Oh, he has a lot of followers. Go to the top. What do we want? That second one. or sorry the first to get this i've been posting the same videos on instagram and tiktok was it and he wasn't british in the first video yeah what the hell tiktok is that who they do that is that an ai dog i love him also you guys it was funny that you were saying electronic hand

i think it's electronic ant no it would never work i don't think that would ever work it's too small electronic can't i don't think that i want to do my i don't want to think i want to you don't want to do it you gotta click go to go to go to go to go no no it's i'm just saying i think i might have a better one well let's just do this anyway all right let's do this one so there is a there is a priest out there who is a dj on the side i saw this oh my god it's fucking i saw i saw i didn't know if it was real i thought it was fake play this shit this is fucking crazy also what is this song it's fire such a good song dj seinfeld you know this song wait okay this is not crazy that is not real is that actually the conclave no the song's

fire else no i mean this might be in the same place but it's not like i mean look like they were cardinal or it didn't look like there are cardinals there so i don't know if this is real dude look in the background that looks like a music festival well i think they're like celebrating there's a new pope no way is that fucking crazy yeah but this is like i can't i gotta know what that is play it over play the middle one like that's on the vatican oh my gosh look at them filming him dude we're so back catholicism is so fucking bad there's just like all these priest buddies no those are all like cardinals look they have they have red hats

does that mean they're cardinal yeah that's crazy oh my white hat white hat is pope red hat is cardinal wait wow yeah that's so sick is that an ai dog all right wait give me give me two seconds i want to i just want to see if i can find my guys we text that what song is that called learn uh now you do by dj seinfeld i never dj seinfeld when he stopped doing comedy you never used to listen now you do do what is it called now you do celtics are up now that's me and you you you okay i'll we can just do it later if i find them all right should we do marathon signs first or curb episodes willy you pick let's do marathon signs all right let's rip it let's go viral mind if i go viral are these made on heavyweight shirts you know that almost friday guys are

talking about us on their pod that we clip farm that's okay we have the best podcast formula where we do unscripted banter and then we clip farm for an hour and it's not even though the clip farming is they 10 minutes we got this we got this idea from them i know it was like i think it was not like a this at all i'm saying i think this is i think you'd be stupid not to yeah i think anyone who's trying to build because i also don't want to release clips of us talking because then you get the comments of like because out of out of context like i don't think that us just bantering is as funny i don't one like story from boston actually did pretty well but yeah i agree they they were the og clip farmers should we start a podcast beef yeah

characters fuck almost friday podcast we're the bad boys of podcasting yes they stopped doing characters and accuse us of clip farming but uh they're just clip meaning they're just they're just they're just uh ass and guess also texted me a day after my birthday happy birthday so you're on my show did liam even text you liam was one of the first people to text me actually no liam texted me in the afternoon but he texted me he texted me long before either i feel like i texted you early i don't think you did text me on your birthday dude want to go let's go see ready i just texted you a picture of my dick and i appreciate yesterday 7 40 a.m what'd you say happy birthday buddy i hope you have a fantastic day three cake emojis and a balloon she buddied

what did i say you said thank you laura all right all right i got what are we doing marathon signs intro these are marathon signs that don't exist stay still and do it again please please these are marathon signs that don't exist start thinking of your strava caption now all right this one you're dressed in a full Pamplona outfit. Where the hell are the bulls? Oh, that's good. On theme. Crop dust the guy behind you.

The Macy's parade sucks this year. This is going to look killer on your hinge. Two part is a two part sign. One guy's a sign says stop running. And then the other sign says Simon says keep running. i like that a lot prank run there are busty chicks at the finish line that would work that would work can you please hurry up so i can cross i need to get to the hospital my son is very sick from some terminal illness yeah this is an idea i have for a sign for will but it can be used

this is a sign for someone who has plans to get into politics you say this is practice for when you run for office i love it and it's and it's a picture of the white house yep uh i this is one is just go mike you're guaranteed to get like a hundred yeah yeah i like that all right curb apps good job you like i love everything we do i loved i loved all right you okay this one up that's actually kind of impressive why don't there should just be a new segment where it's just you guys want to see you guys want to see these vape tricks well well he has the butt plug you guys want to see my do you guys want to see my o's you think you do that with a butt plug in he's for anyone listening to our audio he's now uh blowing

o's with a vibrating elf bar elf bar this is a razz i can't keep up with the tech it's a razz are those everywhere now i don't know i just they're everywhere now he's in a cloud for audio listeners i'm in a cloud lauren put your shirt back on cloud nine will stop getting so excited about it what my fingers on my ass why it's itchy all right go these are curb your enthusiasm plots that don't exist Larry's ordering a pizza and the guy says 10 minutes for pickup sorry Larry's ordering a pizza and the guy on the phone says 10 minutes for pickup or an hour for delivery so he does pickup and then when he gets to the place the delivery guy's just sitting there and then so

he then he makes a big whole stink and he's like well it would have taken less than that for the guy to get to my house he's just sitting here why did you say an hour for delivery i love it i don't think he loved it but i'm gonna i'm gonna take it um he's driving to the coffee shop someone crosses the street and doesn't wave at him when he gets to the coffee shop the person who didn't wave to say thank you waves at uh all the employees saying hello and he makes a big stink about how she apparently knows how to wave she just doesn't do it when she should that's i love that thank you uh oh a guy in front of him you're gonna love this one a guy in front of him in line for the stall at a place that has urinals

says uh that he says oh are you are you going number two the guy says no i'm just pee shy and then uh larry makes a big stink because you can't wait for the bathroom if you're just pee shy for the stall i like that a big stink you suck to mine fucking i don't know anything about this show i don't i don't know anything about what you guys are talking about uh he's all right he's having trouble with uh ibs he's pooping a lot and he has a new girlfriend who thinks that he's addicted to drugs because he's constantly going to the bathroom and they get in a big fight about how he's or he's embarrassed to tell her why he's going to the bathroom so much because he doesn't want her to know that he takes

big stunky dumps i like that uh larry's uber driver pulls off the highway to get something to eat i mean he's late and and he's and he's pissed maybe it's the taxi driver so the fair is going up yeah um one of his friends tells him about a spot on your foot that feels really good to itch and he gets addicted to it and so he's doing it when he's driving and he gets distracted he rear ends someone and it's the guy who told him about that's good the spot that feels good to itch and so he gets mad and says that it's his fault i like that because he wouldn't have been distracted if he didn't learn about the spot on his foot i think what mine were missing is like the second layer where it all comes back i think you do a good job of that i don't i wrote these last night when i

drinking alcohol oh god all right who's ready for rusty's songs of the day song we are we are growing at a very very impressive clip so appreciate you guys jamming out with me um we're now at 10 by the time this episode comes out we'll be at 10 000 yep um all right i got what is life jesus dude what he's like barely got any of the water in his mouth like literally like 60 of it went down his sweatshirt you can actually see right here it's about one drop no play the clip play the clip play the clip 60 of it went on my sweater put the clip here if if more than 10 of one of my sweater i will demo you a dollar deal all right and here we're gonna put a picture of rusty wearing a bonnet all right put a picture here of steed bonnet steed

bonnet uh put a picture here of will running away from the bulls my tooth oh no all right oh no i got what is life by george harrison a lot of people say he had the best solo career out of all the beatles once everything was said and done and a lot of his Lauren you listening what did I just say Beatles Harrison

he had the best life he did the best stuff he died of cancer I literally said none of that and so like a lot of the songs that he wasn't able to get on Beatles albums he saved for his solo album

common misconception a lot of people think that it was because uh george or john and paul john and paul didn't like the music apparently they tried to record these songs like 100 times and george was the one that was like he doesn't fit interesting i want to hear everyone get get paul's name out of your fucking mouth keep my beautiful um and so i just like it it makes me feel like i'm in an adam sandler movie and i'm about to go get the girl back i yeah i love it we listened to today we did listen today it was great uh all right what are they commenting comment your favorite thing about lawrence your favorite thing about lawrence trip to spain comment your favorite strip to pain great also comment

comment if we were to do oh i actually like this if we were to do a podcast anywhere like any landscape any city any beautiful terrain where you would want to see it it's true we might be taking this shit mobile you know you know what i'm picturing oh we're in the grassy meadow kind of yes in switzerland we're we're on a we're in in the sunshine on top of what if we that'd be fun if like anytime we did like live podcasts they were like in fields and everyone came and sat crisscross applesauce yeah that would be awesome but it would feel a little culty if we do ever do live podcasts i don't want to do it at like a bar we need to make them like cool at a playground it's just creepy is that creepy we'll do it in middle school okay at an adult

playground at an adult sex thing adult adult playground why is there alcohol in monkey bars all right and also comment comment your favorite thing about um comment happy wishes for jack's 24th year comment a lie we told them to comment they didn't read things comment all of them we need a clip farm we're comment we're comment maxing all right we love you guys have a great rest of your monday willie when are you gonna see him next see you on wednesday with a guest a special guest joining us i'll give you one hint this guy's about to jack off all right we love you guys bye

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