Will & Rusty's Playdate - james bong and the crab casino

Episode Date: May 27, 2026

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all right i got something funny on sunday i was gonna go to the lafc game right with dylan and chester okay and dylan and i were gonna take the train down and meet chet down oh chet okay are you fucking with me you play too much he legit played too much what happened he pretended like he didn't know Chester was got it and so I'm going I went down to I went down to have

okay I'm listening Rusty just dropped like a huge thing on the ground for context I went down to visit Lauren at work on her break which is on the way to the train station then I was going to go meet Dylan at the train station and then meet Chet down at the stadium very excited

dylan text me he got in a car accident he's okay but he had gotten in a car accident so he's like i'm not gonna be able to come anymore i gotta deal with the insurance and whatever i was like totally cool glad you're safe uh so then i text chad i'm like yo just want to make sure we're still good before i get on the train because you know it's a it's a bit of a journey and he was like actually the craziest thing just happened and i just hit a guy with my car he calls me he's like i was eating peanuts and one of the peanuts got stuck in my throat and i'm freaking out i'm at my neighbor's apartment right now because i'm worried i'm gonna like pass out or something neighbor like a doctor or something no he just like wanted to be around

another person be around loved ones in case yeah closed up and then he was like i i think it might go away i just need to like wait for a sec i was like all right well i need to know in the next like 30 minutes otherwise i won't be able to get there in time he's like i'll let you know don't hear from him for 30 minutes i'm like all right pull the plug are you okay and uh he's like dude i just had to call 9-1-1 they came they showed up with a full fire truck they use the jaws of life to get the peanut peanut out of his to get his penis oh you said peanut the jaws of life his tip open and then they're like oh my god he said peanut the fireman's whole head is in here he's like i don't see anything

now what did you say was lodged in your penis what who says penis like that wait so did they get it out they get they got they looked in there nothing in his throat They were like, I probably just scratched it on the way down. So I was like, this soccer game is now going to get like bombed or something. Like this is the universe. Like what are the odds? That's going to be like, I missed the train on the way in to work at the World Trade Center.

Literally. It's like car accident and then peanut scare. Peanut scratch. Peanut scratch. And so I didn't go. Wait. And do you think, how could he not tell the difference between a peanut stuck in his throat and just, like, irritation? I feel like you'd know if a peanut was stuck in your throat, right?

I don't know. He's got a great sense of touch, so I... Right. His throat game's off the charts. Do you think he'd be able to feel that? Yeah, I mean, he's kind of the throat goat, so I... Yeah. Did you end up going to Caleb's shindig?

I did not. So, did you hear about what he was doing? he was like awarding someone the top dog at the when you show up to the party there's a trophy that says top dog on it and he was gonna award it to like the chillest guy at the party did you go yeah and so i brought like my a game because i was like i need to win top dogs i was like making my rounds like making sure i talk to everyone who's gonna be like having a say in this like wait why did you ask willie if you went if you went because i i'll tell you i'll tell you why i asked because he also said he wasn't gonna be able to go until like seven and i had already

oh okay okay so i get there i'm like trying new drinking games i like mentioned my kit my keg sit joke that one brought the house down like talking to new guys i've never talked to before and then and it's me flan and jacob went one of the two of them i'm not gonna say who not gonna say who one of them had to go number two and refused to do it at the party which is a classic me move so i understood and so i had to leave before the top dog ceremony you had to leave the party because your girlfriend had to poop well my girlfriend or jacob i'm not gonna say which had to do it and i was so mad we're driving home caleb gave us like dvds on the way it was like the party of the year he gave it like dvds if you came to the party you got a dvd so i got prisoner

of azkaban on dvd jacob got uh uh who's the what's the tyler perry movie big mama house too yeah it was like mama goes to jail big mama house too big mama house in jail or something she doesn't and then flan got no no it literally it was like it was like big mama goes to jail no i know but okay jail is dramatic it's a one night stay and then they get the legal stuff cleared up and that's the whole second act of the movie they're already out of jail so i really wouldn't okay well it's in the confusingly it's in the title and then flan got one that is just constant it's just constant the way that people try to paint her as a criminal and she is a mother and a caretaker and and a daughter and a big lady can you google how much money did the big mama franchise make

or no it's medea medea not big mama it was medea goes to jail i bet it's like seven billion dollars 600 million dollars that's pretty good that's pretty damn good yeah but dude i wait so what happened like who got chillest dog dude i don't know all i know is it was between i was in i was apparently a finalist wow before i had even left and then i didn't even i think i was by the time i was there will peters i think was being like chill as fuck and tanner obviously was there and tanner was probably yeah tanner was probably cash and uh and so i don't know i i know they were finalists i don't know who won but flan tried to be like just take it and i was like what that like defeats the whole purpose

that's like yeah i mean that's like a bonus chill thing it's a bottom down yeah to commandeer the top dog trophy do you know what your odds were on polymarket i mean i think i was like i think i was definitely a favorite really yeah my favorite thank you like a minus 200 or something yeah do you know what happened though what they're playing our videos at the liquor store now yeah they like they apparently uh ramon is like a huge detard now wait what jackson said he went over to get like a beer or something he's like a he's like drinking during the day and he said that's yeah jackson drinks during the day he's doing like the jason thing i swear you got beard i don't know i got beard but jackson was saying he was over there and they

were just watching our ren fair video yeah i was with dan powers like what because we parked right next to each other at the same time so we're walking in together and he's like i'm gonna split off and go in the liquor store and then i see him in the office a couple minutes later he's like that was the weirdest fucking thing of all time i was like all right i'll see you in a sec walked in heard your voice i was like what the fuck is going on that's a big compliment they usually are either watching family guy or la liga soccer yeah so we are now i think we're as popular like their meg yeah or their laminia mall yeah exactly yeah yeah he ramon and i clearly have a an interesting dynamic going right now where i don't know if i've ever been on the flip side of

this it's happened to me a bunch where i know i know his name but he definitely doesn't know my name and we've seen each other enough times that it's too late for him to ask yep and so i'll be like ramon how you doing and he's like great to see you buddy you should be like uh diet coke for the jack man wait that that's i have a diet coke fact do you want it this was going to be my teach me something but i'll burn it burn it do you know why coke zero was invented my understanding was that it was something that was supposed to taste more like coke because technology had improved past diet coke which was just like a separate flavor almost that is part of it i think that might have been their cover-up story i heard and we can fact check this i probably should have fact

checked it if it was going to be my teach me something i'm trying to be better about that apparently boys didn't like having holding something that said diet on it because like in the 80s it was like 80s and 90s it was like fruity as all get out to be uh on a diet so they made a black can for boys that said coke zero and it still had zero calories where'd you where'd you hear this believe reels believe i heard this i'm buying can you pull this up was coke was coke zero invented because boys but why was coke zero invented you can't lead the witness wait literally it already it's auto-correcting so you can just coca-cola specifically formulated and marketed to men who felt that diet coke was too feminine that's kind of badass i feel like diet coke is

like manly now i feel like when you see it when you see a girl seeing a girl drinking a diet coke it's like seeing a girl smoking a cigarette we're like okay pretty badass yeah do you remember when dr pepper did that they like marketed like a dr pepper flavor only to guys what was it and their super bowl commercial was like it was like monster trucks and like action movies what was the flavor called i wait can we guess remember i feel like willie and i can guess could figure this out oh yeah it was like uh dr steak muscle dr pepper black dr pepper blacked it had like a gray kind of label on the can do you remember this oh dr pepper dr pepper platinum magnum dr pepper magnum it's like dr pepper gun smoke or something oh what is it oh dr pepper 10 that's what it was

ten ten is that like a manly number it's not for women that was their tagline it's not for women yeah why what was the thought there uh so i think it's the same as diet coke where it's like 10 calories so it's like supposed to be like for men trying to lose weight but it not be like feminine do you think like 10 like 10 calories is more manly than zero calories a little bit yeah yeah a hundred what if it was like a Mountain Dew Zero right now

and let me tell ya that gets me going do you prefer Diet Mountain Dew or Zero Sugar Mountain Dew I haven't really had enough to decide Mountain Dew Zero

was probably a similar thing where it was badass yeah all the chicks were like or all the guys were like

Diet Mountain Dew is too cause Lana Del Rey made that song Diet Mountain Diet Mountain Dew baby new york city damn that's addison ray that is lana del rey that's the right right oh no addison ray was diet pepsi i need a bad bleep addison ray and obviously these lyrics are very

heartfelt to me have you ever seen she did like a rap genius video to it that was a weird time to grow up that like blew up the kid leroy's career yeah because of addison ray yeah did every song no no just that song no i mean like i if i was him i'd be so grateful that someone yeah did that yeah it's like do a leap i'm trying to mow a hood and do a feature what would you guys think if somebody made a song about you like that boy or girl girl i happy probably the happiest i've ever if it was like if it was if it was something along the the lines of like i need a bad i need a bad bleep rusty well someone has made that a song about me really really yeah you never heard sexy back

they saw me at they yeah they saw me partying at the mods and she went back i am sexy back he's got a sexy back oh it's like a butter face there's so much muscles swimmer swimmer with an ugly face and he's called sexy back he's got a sexy flame and i were driving the other day and there was this guy with a normal like a normal body good looking guy but normal body walking down the street and she was like look at the ass on that guy and i wanted to it must i mean it made me feel so sad it was like because i don't have i'm not packing anything back there And I was like, is that a thing that girls want? Like a huge ass?

He had a nice ass, but I wouldn't. It wasn't like, it wasn't anything crazy. Maybe she's more of like a definition girl. Either way, I'm fucked. But yeah, it was like, I get why women don't want to be catcalled anymore. I almost wanted to pull over and be like, do you want to know what my girlfriend just said about your ass? There is a guy who plays on the Sixers right now who, after he broke up with his girlfriend, she posted her spotify wrapped and it was my roommate's song just like played like 300 times

over the course of the year your roommate is a musician i thought you were my sorry it was in college oh my roommate in college and is it a popular song no no it was like the only streams that he had the whole year wait i'm confused why does this have to do with wait was it like she it was it was like they had recently broken up but like the spotify rap was like over the course of like the year right got it so it was like the whole time they were dating she was listening who is the sixers player okay i don't know if you know him did he go to nm no but he grew up in houston got it so a lot of people knew him but uh it we just thought it was so funny because we it was like those were the only streams that guy had the entire year and it was from a girl who actively

was like dating a basketball player that's awesome he yeah where that's a good question because we were talking about guys we were on the topic of like writing songs about people and it just made me think about god it was a callback oh yeah that's right that's right yeah that's insane yeah interesting i need a bad bleep will you do um i could work too dude since we started drinking on thursday i partied every day since then i had a big party weekend all right fucked right now i was i almost cried this morning i was so sad i don't know i know i just when i yeah i was i was eating good and i was drinking good and i just was walking outside and it was so gloomy and i was like this fucking sucks but i had fun this weekend i was just like we partied

so hard i partied so hard yeah we partied on thursday how was that it was super fun we did drink the bar crawl was fun did you feel like the home court advantage yeah oh yeah yeah like the crowd was really on your crowd was with us yeah yeah i was like yeah it was we also ended it at like the company happy hour so you guys did go yeah but it was like late there were a lot of people still there but uh jameson's man come on baby beautiful beautiful place yeah i rode shotgun on the way home in the waymo from jameson's i woke up i'd posted a i think i was trying to flex it was like something along do you see that story from that do you delete it no i just i mean it 40 000 people had already seen it so i was like i could tell that both of you guys were drunk

because you guys both posted on your story yeah like you guys only really post that's true that i posted riding shotgun in the waymo come on baby now we're talking it was like i guess you can do that like chuck right yeah did i tell you they that i they came on the intercom not this time but they came on i was riding last time i was riding truck and i honked the wemo horn because the guy in front of us wasn't moving and they came on the intercom and they were like don't touch the steering wheel and i was like the guy in front of us wasn't moving and they were like okay that's very funny but i love those videos where they're like there's clearly like eight people in the back seat and they come on the intercom

and they're like we can see the eight people in the back seat and they go nope no there's not eight people back there they did that to sam and i me sam zoe flan and a couple other people were had piled in and we were like a quarter of a mile from the destination and they pulled the waymo pulled itself over and they were like we're not moving until a couple of you guys get out man sucked yeah at least you're only a quarter mile from the destination it sounds like not that but it was like you know that that like christian science building it was there and we were going to waterfront it was still kind of a yeah just far enough that it was like that's like a mile maybe i don't know uh what was i gonna say the

the the thing with the oh we've had i've had both dylan and lauren have had this happen to them where they fall asleep in the waymo and then at your destination someone has to come on and be like we're here buddy hey hey that's funny i've had that with uber drivers too yeah i've had to have them like shake me to like i've definitely had it like you yeah because it's like 3 a.m if you're alone in the backseat it's a long drive it's comfy too i'm falling asleep i was like the guy in alabama that was getting mad at me for oh yeah yeah his uber driver was like we had like a two-hour uber drive and it was that's right two in the morning dude it is impossible to stay awake If you're asleep

And I'm like Why is that a factor Yeah wasn't he like You need to stay awake So you can keep me awake Or something Yeah we pulled over So we could splash water

On his face And smoke a cigarette And I was like If I wasn't in the I was in the sticks Of Alabama What if he was like Can we pull over

So I can splash water On my ass What would you have done It reeks Hey do you You don't happen to have Any dude wipes Do you mind splashing water

On my ass real quick I used a dude wipe We had them here And I was like When in Rome It stung What Stung

Are you sure you're using the right ones? It was pumpkin spice? Yeah. Can you look up pumpkin spice? Are you sure it wasn't like a baby wipe or something? I mean, whatever it was. I've had a few that look pumpkin spice after a swipe. Yeah, come on, baby.

Come on, baby. Give it that pumpkin stripe. Yeah, pumpkin spice. Dumpkin spice? I should have known. Dumpkin spice. It stung my butt. It stung my butt.

what the fuck what you see dr squash is doing a doing a fucking flask and a deodorant can now no what is it there's a i saw i got an ad for this it's a flask in a deodorant thing when would uh that's cool i wonder is it for like music festivals yeah that's like perfect yeah i'd almost rather have someone thinking i was drinking alcohol than eating my deodorant Then applying deodorant. Oh, then eating deodorant. You know what I mean? Like, you're still, it might help you get it in the building.

Yeah. But then everyone around you is going to be like, is that guy eating his deodorant? Is he drinking his deodorant? Yeah, what if it's like, someone, like, sees you doing it, and they're like, oh, I was pretty sick. And then they put their deodorant and just start. Or it's deodorant that looks like a flask.

So, like, people think you're just drinking instead of, you know, like it's like humiliating to reapply deodorant at like the airport maybe you could be like oh he's just he's drinking through his armpits i mean every time you say armpits right i an angel gets its wings the security at coachella is super super lax but every time i try to sneak drinks in i would always get stopped my friends never once got stopped i got how do they stop every single time um when you go through security it like beeps for liquid for drinks we would bring like seltzer cans in and they're like water bags and i got stopped every single time my friends never got stopped and it honestly like kind of worked out for me because then i didn't have to be like

the mule anymore of the group like i would be like i get you guys got to take all the drinks they stop me every single time yeah every time that same thing happened when i brought a gun the airport yeah you got randomly selected oh i heard it's impossible like it's impossible to hijack a plane now because back in the day like a lot if it was a hijacking they would hold it hostage like get the money like no one had ever used a plane as a weapon so they would just passengers would just be like we all remain calm we'll get out of this alive now if someone stood up they would just get annihilated right oh by the by other passengers nope have you ever sniffed out the air marshal uh no i've definitely like identified him but i've never sniffed him out

wait like how did you identify him like how did you notice him well you could just tell sometimes but i i wouldn't i typically wouldn't sniff a guy out in public i'd like to do that in my bedroom right well usually no i don't actually i just want to make a joke about if you really want to find them you can just yell this is a stick up and you'll find them how many beers until you you're sniffing up the air marshal oh my god i sniffed up the air marshal last night fuck and let me tell you are they on every flight every flight is that true that seems are you sure is there is that for sure yeah i bet it's only like cross country like you're telling me if i'm going like portland there's one there's one who's on the portland to orlando

flight oh no i'm wrong not no not every flight has an air marshal with tens of thousands of daily commercial flights less than one percent are you for real wow i was thinking how funny it would be if you were the only one on the flight it was just you and another guy you'd be like well found the air marshal imagine if uh imagine if michael jordan's name was marshal and then his sneakers would be called air marshals like this isn't as cool yeah and they'd be like then there'd be a country called marshall in the middle east i tell you our our family friend went to went to high school with the now king of jordan and they uh they were like roommates lebron no the uh go to a good one yeah but he's the king now and he said they go over there wait he's an american

no he came over and did like prep school here and oh i think daniel did that too but yeah they said they just go over and no one's allowed to ride motorcycles over there except for like the guys that work that are like royal so they just go over and they can ride harleys with them and stuff whoa yeah it's pretty cool because they're worried about assassinations like all this all the assassins apparently are on motorcycles so he like there you're not allowed to ride him because they already go to school can you click on him he went to deer field oh really if that is a roommate that's the right guy well he went there in high school we were roommates in college He went to Deerfield for college.

He was way ahead of his time. Oh, yeah. Look at that. High school Deerfield Academy in the United States. Isn't that funny that they're just guys? They send their kids over here. Like, didn't Osama bin Laden go to, like, an American school? Or Switzerland?

He went to, like, a Swiss boarding school. They were, like, a rich family. High school? Can you imagine being his teacher? Maybe being, like, his huddle pulls up? Yeah. He was most likely to bomb a tower. He was most likely to use a plane as a weapon.

No, I guess he didn't. Even in Saudi Arabia. Oh, he went to Al-Tagir Model School. That's what you're thinking of. I thought... Or no, did Kim Jong-un go to a Swiss... Kim Jong-un went to Cornell. Kim Jong-un.

I think Kim Jong-un went to like... He was like an American... yeah international school of whatever isn't that weird the dictators just like send their kids over to like yes that's why he's a huge bulls fan they were wait they were like america really yeah he's like a huge chicago bulls fan whoa that's why he's buddies with dennis rodman yeah i know they like hung out one time i think yeah i think rodman's over there like all the time yeah and fiercely passionate about basketball in the nba especially michael jordan and chicago can you pull up young Kim Jong-un. Do you think he's like

still keeping up with the Chicago Bulls? Do you think he's like, oh my god, they gotta get rid of Billy Donovan. Or maybe he just... Do you think... I love young Kim Jong-un. Maybe that place to live is Chicago, so if they nuke us... Yeah. You gotta live... Wow. Wow.

Is that a Dennis Rodman jersey? He was like pretty in like pretty good shape. I don't know. Wood. Yeah, he's kind of a hot guy. so weird to be the supreme leader i wonder what kind of stuff he like what do you think he does all day i i think you want to know my the real answer yeah whatever he wants i bet he i bet he

wakes up and he's like today is today's basketball day and the best guys from the around the world have to come or around the country have to come you think today would be basketball day i think and then i think like it's probably like batty afternoon like when the game when like basketball over he goes and like all the baddest girls have to have like a twerk off or something and then i think he probably don't you think that gets like sad and like boring i bet it's all pretty awesome i don't know i mean let's think about this if you're the supreme leader you wake up what do you want to do today there's a guy you probably they probably go what do you want to do today and he can say whatever he wants water skiing with bad i want i want a baddie water ski pier

i want like then one literally 30 seconds later one one cruises by his house i want like a pickup basketball game just in perpetuity that i can always jump in they're so gassed yeah i've been playing for eight days because you haven't showed up there aren't there guys that have like uh they get so rich they have like their favorite fast food chain like in their basement it's like one employee uh davante adams is that what he does he's got the taco bell in his house what you ever seen that tay yeah sorry that's what i call he's a one-man taco bell guy who's like shitting and farting all the time bro's a one-man taco though yeah man that's pretty cool oh that's a commercial yeah i know oh oh but i thought that's what you

were like referencing no i heard that there were guys that just have like a mcdonald's like bezos has like an in and out no way i bet bezos has a no boo in his bathroom i bet bezos has no boo come on let's see yeah they've oh no they just have guys recreate that's boring warren buffett eating mcdonald's daily yeah do you ever see him like talk about his morning routine he'll like go to his wife and like if the market's up he gets a sausage egg and cheese and if it's down he gets just like a mcmuffin if it's neutral he shits him shits in his ass if it's neutral he screams at her and then goes to the office and shits shits um what was the last time you went to the zoo i have never been i don't think ever uh i saw komodo dragon one time at universal

it was in the wild universal universal studios doing what it was in like a it was in like a plexiglass i think it was universal it was in like a plexiglass thing and it threw itself against the the like thing and it was really sad it was i remember i was wearing a teddy bruski jersey if that helps you out at all so yeah it was post teddy bruski era did you guys have zoos in maine we had oh my god we had a petting zoo that i mean you can look at it one of two ways it was either an ice cream shop that had goats or a goat farm that had ice cream and uh you'd go get soft serve and then you just you could go feed the goats and the llamas and stuff and it reeked of like goat poop obviously can you pull this up goat petting zoo with ice cream main that goat

farm reeks of soft serve and uh and we'd go and it was just like super weird smiling hill maybe was that it you'd go and you'd get your ice cream and then you'd do what that kid was doing so like the goats were just covered in ice cream because you'd have your cone and then you'd obviously want to hug the goat not a bad thing to be covered not a bad thing to be covered in at all let me tell you a bad thing to be covered in would be beads beads tar and feathered you don't you know that they just didn't a lot of times they just didn't die so you just have to go like figure out how to like get it off no you'd just be like oh you could get it off i think so that's what kenward told me you can get off when were you guys talking about weirdly like a couple days ago he

was like i'm reading about uh thomas jefferson right now i mean we started talking about tarn feathering naturally and he was like yeah i think they just didn't die very often so they just had to go like figure out how to get it off but imagine having like work on monday and so you have to like put your like uniform on after you've been tarn feathered and it's clear like how's your weekend mike good good uneventful relaxing hey uh i might head out early today if that's okay do you have any brillo to scrub what are we talking about i don't know man i'm just caught up in this petting zoo ice cream thing i'm like what the fuck are you giving a goat ice cream for now do it laugh go go cheer not a laugh track for goat

i went to a 2016 themed party no way which was probably one of the best themes i've ever been a part of like there's something special about like going to a party in like a theme of a time period that you lived through yeah no what were you dressed as written house so i wore written house kyle written house yeah i thought it was like i remember i because i just draw i just learned how to drive it was 2020 kyle written house yeah it was during covid no it wasn't yeah it was during all the george floyd stuff it was 2020 uh yeah 2020 shit um did you go as i did go as kyle rittenhouse but like the 2016 version right wait i'm also in your mind you had just learned how to drive when kyle rittenhouse happened

i think so i remember hearing about it when i was driving so maybe i maybe i maybe i all i know was i could drive at that point yeah yeah okay all right what'd you go as so i wore those like frayed folded jeans do you remember those that were like ripples yeah all the way down i was never a fan of those yeah they looked really dumb i never wore where'd you get them are you amazon okay yeah yeah yeah did you wear it like uh wait can you google it so i can i think i know what you mean but do you google like or do you wear like an i heart haters shirt that's like more like 2012 i think fuck my timeline's way off um what are they like just look up like dumb jeans now all the way yeah yeah yeah yeah got it oh my god and they were like skinny jeans those were

buns i was picturing the ones with like they had like a a rippled like pad on the knees do you remember that i was looking for those too i just couldn't find them on amazon but i wanted something like similar to those jeans look like they i always i always felt like those jeans look like they smelled oh these smelled bad did they i was honestly scared but i feel like jeans showed up stinky jeans always like smell bad or like there's no ventilations like all it just like all your ass stink is trapped all i don't know if it was all your ass sting unless someone wore them before i like put them on but so they actually reeked yes they always reek i feel like blue jean like denim like reeks until you wash it like eight times am i wrong i don't know

I haven't really bought jeans new In a long time That's like Do you remember why I thought jeans Smelled forever I like hugged my dad When I hugged my dad when I was a little kid And I was at eye level with his ass

And so I just thought jeans smelled like ass Until I was like 17 My mom was like it's time No one There was no one at my high school that wore jeans It was a perfect coincidence Because they were never in style same i never wore jeans until two years ago yeah wait what or senior year of college i started

wearing jeans my first pair of jeans that were not flannel lined were uh are you guys last year no i swear to god i swear to god i was weird for it i never wore jeans what did you guys wear khakis khakis or corduroys in the winter they're like chino like i would get like banana republic chinos the carhartt pant i think i just started to be cool but we hadn't hopped on that wave yet wait so andrew for your context what was the rest of your outfit oh yeah sorry oh and then i wore i wore the magic jersey over like a hoodie nice um and then i wore the bryson tiller like nike dad hat if you remember that what is that the trap soul era do you remember that um dad hats were big there's like an iconic photo of him like wearing like like a dad hat i

don't know it was kind of like this vibe there was another picture i'm thinking of that was like his twitter profile picture for a long time it was during the trap soul era so he was like pretty popular trap soul like the album do you remember when he dropped that album in 2016 i don't really know anything it was like a big deal because it went like triple platinum with no features and whatever that was j cole did that j cole also did that but this was like the follow-up to that this is how guys like all the dating shows that uh that flan and and uh my friend's girlfriend always want to watch are the guys that dress like this they still dress like this it's like ken griffey on his shirt it does i was trying to i thought it said energify like it was like a i

don't know and it's a pirate so how'd the party oh you know what would i gone double platinum i have a chance to rapper like three hat oh that would have been really good too yeah oh i should have thought about did you wear roshi runs oh that's a good idea i wore vans and that's what and i had like a lanyard coming out of my pocket you know were people all talking 2016 yeah oh yeah we were like um i hope the pandemic doesn't hit i hope there's no pandemic i hope a pandemic doesn't happen who are you voting for i mean no shot he wins right he's not gonna actually win he's like a joke canada you know my dad said i called it like early on you did wow he said like like right when he came out i was like he's gonna win wow spoken into it wish you wish they had

polymarket yeah i was about to say oh my god you would have been huge on polymarket imagine being like trump will be president donald trump will be president twice you could have made like yeah bajillion dollars yeah could be richer than how about the knicks yeah i fucking hate it what why i love it i just hate your i feel like knicks fans you not count not counting you i'm a pretty like passive i haven't watched any of the games so i can't like knicks fans are are unenjoyable guys usually but who are you thinking of i'm more picturing uh i'm more picturing like every guy in my life that's a knicks fan is actually a normal guy like i was watching

with knicks fans last night and and mr i like mr stimmel i like ty um but like when i see them online i feel like i'm like oh the uh what was that like bing bongs those guys that's what i'm talking about those you that's what i picture nice i can do that i was kind of like the boys from that yes that was actually the boys from it yeah i don't know i feel like they don't have a whole lot going for them over there in new york so well we have mets you guys do have the mets who are red hot right now we just got swept by the marlins okay and then nolan mcclain gave up seven runs against the reds well you got them right where you want them and our whole roster is guys that i've never even heard of against the reds is pretty brutal because that's like a farm

team reds are decent this year actually yeah really marlins aren't they that's the worst when you're like you're not keeping up with like a sport and then you try and be like yeah dude and those guys suck and they're like actually this year they're really it's like if you missed like two years of the nba right now like the punching bags would be the spurs and thunder and yeah yeah that's like insane i was um i was surprised that the magic made the playoffs this year orlando magic orlando magic orlando magic whoa whoa everybody in is that their thing yeah everybody in but i thought the whole thing about the reds was that they like draft players and then make them good so that they can go to like other real competing teams is that not how it is for them

anymore are you doing like a bit no like this is what like luke no told me well yeah i mean i guess maybe they've had a few guys i mean like they have no chance of ever winning a world series because once a player gets like good they get traded somewhere i don't think that's like a rule yeah but that's kind of like what the reds are for trade the good players what the reds are for well so i've i've also heard that a lot of like owners of teams are like we're more about making a profit than actually like winning a world series and the reds are one of those teams that they'd rather just have like a bunch of cheap young players that they can build up and the moment they become good and expensive they ship them off i mean i don't know they had joey vato

his whole career they got ellie de la cruz they had ken griffey jr one time yeah yeah he was he's from cincinnati is he really yeah no because his dad i wonder if my mom and dad because of course his dad is your mom from cincinnati i think we've been over you're like redsing us right now there's something i know we've talked about this on the podcast like not that long ago they might have what if you found out that your mom's dated oh fuck how would that make you feel are you joking right now i'm sorry i thought my toenail just fell off yeah it looks i'd rather have it be just bad like all the way back ah willie for the audio listeners willie's toenail is a shade of green that it's like new beautiful in nature did you guys watch the enhanced games

uh no i didn't know that was happening it was this weekend and it was pretty boring the first step the first event we watched uh it's everyone's juicing except for one girl and she won really are you serious and then the swimming no one no one hit a world record beat a world record uh i think there was one world record broken the entire time the guy from game of thrones the mountain was one of the deadlifters none none of them could lift the weight it was just like deadlifts and they failed every single time whoa it was really boring so it was like a failed experiment yeah depending on how you look at it i think it was here was my thing they were doing i know this doesn't matter but it seemed like it in the moment they were doing it in kilograms

instead of pounds and i know you're thinking wouldn't they just like there's a conversion it's still fine to break the world record by like five kilograms which was what they were doing for some reason is like 11 pounds so i was thinking why don't they just go one pound yeah the world record and i think the mountain would have gotten it but it was it was a bummer yeah it was just like one day it was one day in vegas and it was just like it was like sprinting swimming lifting sprinting swimming lifting and it was like they were like 10 events and i think one world record got broken what was the world record i don't know look it up it was like a like a 100 meter swimming maybe but they it was boring and it was on youtube not that that really matters

yeah so they get a million dollars if they break world record and no one did it except for one guy yes swimmer christian i don't know his name in the 50 meter free do you see johnny manziel beat bob menary in a wrestling match i did i texted it to you and i saw that you clicked the link because it notifies me yeah you didn't want to talk about well no sometimes this is a thing that happens with me when people text links like i click it and then i watch it and then i just like scroll because i'm like in and tiktok then i it was very interesting watching that i uh i hope they had fun but it looked it looked odd yeah i mean listen i've worked with johnny for a long time and uh i'm just happy to see him getting out there using his his athleticism for good

because i don't really know who bob mennery is he's one of the nelk boys but he's like not anymore i don't know that was my understanding is that he's a nelk boy i mean my understanding is he's a he's a social media guy yeah influencer comedian podcaster huh so i think he's kind of like he's like do you think did you get that offer you're gonna you're gonna do it against steiny right i am going to do it against steiny but it'll be boxing not wrestling because if i get down on the mat with him i'm gonna go for hog and i just don't trust myself i don't want to be like intertwined with him or like yeah get an erection or anything so we're just gonna be boxing does that ever happen like w uh ww or fuck mma guys get hard oh yeah

Have you ever seen the Nate Diaz boner? No. It's all the time. They have to call the fight. Because Nate Diaz got a boner or the other guy got a boner? No, it's the guy fighting Nate Diaz got, like, so hard they had to call the fight. Yeah, except, no, the first one. This one?

Yeah, Dustin Poirier. Poirier? He got a boner? You guys. Because he had a pussy surgery. You guys got a boner. levels oh my god i just feel like if you were that close to another person skin to skin like at some point yeah someone's wires got crossed and they got a hard well it might be

like an advantage like maybe a gay wrestler would be good because you'd have like a fourth limb to work with fifth limb are you getting choked out that's how you get submitted as you get choked out by his penis it has it's it's a it has like dexterity like it can grab his dexterity it has dexterity it can like keep his leg down while you what the fuck we talk we at we would ask all the high school wrestlers if they had ever wrestled someone with a boner and one kid one time was like yes once and we were like what did you do and I think he just like called off the fight she like a twig oh my god that's how dennis rodman uh broke his penis wrestling no or sorry i'm more

meant to say dennis rodman broke his penis apparently he tried to run across the room and jump into someone like with his penis like have it land perfectly inside them and it's apparently he's done it like twice google dennis rodman broke his penis he ran across the room and tried to jump into someone and it hit their like pelvis and he broke his penis pelvis presley dennis rodman has notoriously revealed that he broke his penis on three separate occasions on a boat in a hotel okay he gave us the locations he tried she asked him to take a running jump and dive onto her upon impact his penis bent awkwardly causing him to suffer his first break and then the second time during an intimate encounter he took a running leap towards

standing near an open door which caused the second break the third occasion happened when a partner asked for crazy physical activity which ended up with his penis breaking yet again it's got to be like breaking a bone where like once it happens like you know you ever have a buddy like break his collarbone and then like every year he just breaks his collarbone because someone will like hit him too hard yeah that's what oh my god so you think what do you think the second time when the woman asked him to do it again he was like he's like yeah i have to do it i think he probably was like all right well now i know the worst thing that can happen and like he he was fine what's the probably feel invincible after you've recovered from a broken penis

yeah or after you pull it off like i bet in between the first break and the second how many did he land yeah it's kind of like we're tony hawk fell like 10 times before he landed the 900 do you think like thomas edison built a thousand light bulbs before one works yeah uh yeah my friend broke it one time and now it permanently clicks every time he is getting a boner. It clicks? It clicks. You're watching Game of Thrones

and a sex scene happens to you. It's like a roller coaster. It was more of like a It's like a You've heard it. When was he harder on you? It doesn't matter. Are you being serious? What do you mean? He did it right?

He was just like, do you want to hear it? And we were like, yeah. you know what for the sake of science i'm on andrew's side here i'm i would have wanted to hear i wasn't gonna miss that opportunity yeah there was a kid at my school who insisted that he could um suck his own penis okay and i wasn't in the group chat but i heard he sent a picture because no one believed him wow isn't that disturbing did you ever have someone send like a nude in a like a class group chat and then you had to like delete the whole group chat no after we had that a couple times what on like group me a couple times yeah because people would like send

homework in it and there was one time a girl like clicked the wrong photo and it was like her nudes and so like i never saw the photos but it was like the group chat would be deleted and i'd be like hey what happened did i get kicked out and they'd be like oh someone's nudes got like leaked and we had to delete the whole chat i i get worried that i'm gonna do it on accident i don't even have a photo of myself naked i'm just worried that when i'm like scrolling i'm actually like if i'm pooping yeah the phone's pointed directly at my junk i'm worried yeah you always talk about like it's like a real fear of mine yeah i mean worst case scenario like it'd be probably good for the pod yeah oh my god starting only fans there's a girl that said she posts her she just posts like

comedy on only fans that's what oh like that's how that's how she makes her money okay i'm gonna go to the bathroom not because i not because you said only fans not because you're gonna spank it i have to pee too betmgm authorized gaming partner of the nba has a special offer for the playoffs sign into your existing betmgm account and snag an nba playoffs odds boost token then take your shot at scoring more on your next win willie tell them how it's done log into your betmgm account to receive your odds boost token add a qualifying bet on the nba playoffs to your bet slip and activate the token if your boosted bet hits you'll receive extra winnings in unrestricted bonus dollars make

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until at least late late then yeah because he was like saying you just he'd pretty much just given up on like on the thing it was like i'll just play it like bars and stuff in key west and he was like it was such a good such a good time like i don't really need anything more than this and then i think he i don't know if it was margarita but he wrote like one thing and cheeseburger in paradise and fiat had found his vibe this song is about how funny you say that andrew this song is about how he's like the rock and roll touring gig is not for me he's like i just want to get get back to my lady really yeah he was he was playing the labor day weekend show in san francisco and was like i'm not built for this because he was like i i'm just i'm in my

loafers i'm doing whatever and like i'm not the glitz and glam is wow i just want to get back to my lady on monday come monday are we doing come mondays this year we this year are going to be doing come mondays oh my god thank god should we roadmap it up you know it rhymes with roadmap time square toad slap okay i did a toad slap once really stung all right we have a beautiful episode for you i'm getting birdie this afternoon by the way so next the next episode that comes out birdie will be here someone uh lauren sent me a picture of did you see this like birdie's brother yeah it was like the it was like the boy version of birdie and birdie did have a brother so it could very well could i feel like it has to be pull look at this fucking look at this picture

um did she send it in the in the play no i think she just showed it to me it was uh i'm gonna hang out with her a bunch look at boy birdie look at oh i got we're going to the world cup oh really yeah uh what game usa turkey dang last game of the group stage wow did you have you seen this guy that want that's neil kennedy he said he's gonna be he's gonna be the starting midfielder for uh for team usa for like the last like three years i think i did see that yeah and then his brother is not yeah pull i just sent you a picture of boy birdie look at this whoa isn't that wild that's funny and then i sent lauren a picture of birdie's litter and there is another one there's a boy that looks exactly like him i don't think she i don't think she figured out where they got

but she said this guy she knows this guy so she'll see the boy dog again he's doing like this with his ears he's saying whoa yeah he kind of looks like a mix a little bit yeah birdie's a mix oh yeah what do you think she was all sorts they don't even know oh really yeah like like a bunch of different things what do you think she was a dog yeah she is all right we got a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear your pitch followed by our pitches then we are gonna do this guy rocks followed by teach me something and then willie and i are gonna tell you guys some prank calls that don't exist and we're going to make our predictions for song of the summer oh yeah and we got some good ones that's right we love hanging out with you guys and it's always fun

to just be here uh chopping it up twice a week so please if you haven't subscribed subscribed yet all right hey question comment and concern uh comment concern i'll be worst what's the worst part about driving to work oh my god the worst part about driving to work i wouldn't know the too much time alone with your thoughts i would say parking right now drivers only have two methods of communication the horn or the finger but what if driving could feel a little bit more human introducing the beat me the patent and car horn add-on that lets drivers communicate with grace nuance and just a touch of whimsy love it because sometimes you don't want to say get out of my way sometimes you want to say thanks my bad mind if i squeeze in with beep me every sentiment has its

own signature sound sorry for cutting you off to to can i merge here please cool thank you toot in a world where every honk sounds aggressive beat me makes the road a little friendlier one beep at a time you know I would love this because I I think specifically I want to beep for I see my friend on the sidewalk yeah but you're driving fine in front of me because I the other day I was driving and Dave Redman was on a run and he was running right by my car and so I like honked multiple times and he I guess like didn't hear it through his headphones which is insane my car horn is so loud but he didn't even look up so once he doesn't look up then it looks like it looks like out of the road yeah and i was like you're good i just yeah yeah there maybe it could just yell

your horn just yells with a thing like it's like an intercom yeah it's like hi friend my friend is on the sidewalk friend angry yeah but that would i know there would be some some hate-filled guys that would say some naughty things the only hate in my heart is when i'm driving i am working on it but i yeah i say some things that i'm not proud of dude lauren yesterday was like she's like i guess i like passed a parking spot that we could have parked at and i had to loop around and she's like i think i'm a better driver than you and i was like well maybe but let's let's look at the facts here it's like accidents she's like yeah i've been in two it's like tickets she's like yeah i've gotten a speeding ticket like i've never gotten any accident any speeding ticket

she was like all right maybe i just mean that you drive like a grandpa yeah and i was like yeah yeah that's a good good i drive like a grandpa flan has the the opposite where she hasn't gotten into any accidents or gotten any tickets but drives like an absolute maniac yeah and so anytime i critique it she has a trump card i'm just like yeah like i guess maybe you get somewhere like a 30 seconds faster than me but i i got i i think being a gracious and cautious driver is one of the best features a man can have yeah that's that's my m i had a friend who just started driving to school before he had his license shout out ethan jesus and uh he would only go to and from school but that what happens i remember getting a lot of trouble like can you go to jail

oh yeah as like a 15 year old i guess you go to like juvie there was a kid that went to i'll just say they put people in jail for just about anything these days come on what they did to not to like be harping on this whole episode but what they did to medea is like still the fact that that's the title of the movie right it's like now everyone really is gonna think that is yeah i they hate to see it just makes my skin boil did you guys know anyone that went to juvie um i did know one kid who like he was driving to school and he was going like 100 miles per hour or something in like a 30 you know and so like by the time he got to the school parking lot a cop pulled him over and he literally got like arrested on the side of his car like in front of the whole

school like walking in um and i want to say he had to go to juvie for like a week or two yeah there was a kid that i grew up with my boy who uh honestly the thing he got caught there were a million things he could have done that could have just you wait and the thing that he got caught for was i'm not joking the like actual crime was grand theft auto we were like that is badass that's he he stole a car or no i'm trying to remember the exact sequence of events in not necessarily in this order but these were the three things he did uh smash the window to get into a bong shop stole a bong stole a car well got caught as far as the order he probably definitely smashed the window before he stole the ball right those two we know but i can't remember if he had

taking the stolen car to the bong shop or whatever but yeah aces i think i thought he was james bong james bong he's like the names um bong the names uh oh fuck do you guys want to get any munchies that's james bong oh he's like the names or he's like i'll do instead of ordering a martini a shake of mustard he said i'll have any type of taco bell doesn't matter how you prepare it i'm sorry i'm just having a bad day and that made it way worse you just made my day so much the names uh fuck was fuck who's got my name again does anyone have any munchies james bong is like you're that's just j it's just a little james bong yeah i mean it's like

oceans 420 that movie i was writing they're bank robbers with their stone is that what oceans 11 is about their bank robbers uh i think they rob a casino yeah okay they're they're like hit or uh or wait they're right no they go casino they go they're at the table and he goes hit and then a guy hands him a bong he takes a hit or they're yeah they're robbing clams casino because they're hungry is that like a dish clams casino i don't think so i think it's like food i laughed because i just assumed the the bet the casino in the movie is called like oh yeah you're right oh my god we were off that clams casino i had oysters on uh friday it's a classic baked appetizer of clams clams casino oh my god i lost all my money at the clams casino last night

i'm stuffed uh yeah there were some real sharks there oh my god oh man some table dude i uh oh god fuck dude god uh wait we can think of more can you look up classic look up classic uh like yeah ocean or james look up james bond movies what because you know they all have like a title no james james bong oh i was gonna do clams casino ones oh like the james fong james bong and his nemesis is butterfinger instead of goldfinger yeah okay do you do you accept a hundred dollar gills octopussy kind of works for both honestly yeah um excuse me do you shell drinks at the clams casino you can okay look up nautical terms

at the clams casino you order a schooner of beer and you're like 18 do i win he's like i got an 18-2 we're tied at the clams casino yeah when you ask if you can hit they say shore it's pretty good at the clams casino you're the guy next to you is named brian brian clams casino um at the clams casino you engulf i don't know uh

jellyfish poker at the clems casino they go you swim i'm trying to think of poker hands now oh that's like a good like like a like a whole house yeah look up poker hands different we know the poker hand no we need the ocean words i know all the poker hands like a royal um fish i had a straight that one works both ways right straight like a type of coastline yeah a pair there's got to be something four of a four of a brine all right he's got four of a brine he wins sea of a kind all right just get up get us out of here all right what's the worst part

about flip-flops it kind of sometimes rubs between your toes and um they hurt the back of my feet noisy everyone can hear you coming yeah feel like a fucking idiot walking around with your flip-flop silent flip-flops what would what would you call them then shoes sandals thongs we'd be like australian thongs has anyone seen my thongs wait someone said that was that you that said something about thong being the australian word for flip-flop earlier no someone said that to me i didn't know that until today maybe you're getting thonged yeah oh my god getting thonged sounds awesome how does your tech work the silent flip-flops yeah um i am experimenting with maybe like some sort of silencer like on a gun like you screw it onto the heel part and it's made of like

memory foam yeah or they make a completely different noise okay yeah maybe all right pitch me all right what is the worst part about trying to find a song on your phone while you're driving oh my god it you have you have to choose between like driving safely and getting the right tune on exactly and normally i'm a safe driver this is you can call your buddy in to remotely operate your spotify while you're driving and be like yo can you queue up like something good that i would like or like yo can you find this song and so it's like if you're at home and you want your buddy to be driving safe you can be like yo i'm on call if you need anything yeah and he'll just be like tap you in you he picks a song he can wear like a headset and he's

in like a dark like cia room perfect yeah okay perfect have you seen those videos where there's like an app called be my eyes and it's for people that are like um impaired visually okay so like not fully blind but maybe like partially blind okay and sometimes to drive they will have somebody remotely come in and tell them like oh there's a stop sign coming up there's a red light or something and this guy will wait what yeah they can't see where they're going they're just trusting a guy well they're they're like visually impaired so they're not fully blind they shouldn't be driving the car you're right they shouldn't be driving so a lot of times too you can do it like at the supermarket you can be like where are the apples and the person will be like the apples

are to your left and then they'll who's the guy telling you it's someone like working remotely where do they see are you wearing like meta glasses no it's like a facetime it's like basically if you were to facetime like your buddy it shouldn't be for driving it should maybe max be for the grocery store i don't know how did they get to the grocery store without someone driving them there i mean blind people have like walking sticks and stuff like that yeah blind people like get around um i kicked the fuck out of someone's walking stick a couple weeks ago i felt really bad i didn't realize that he had a stick i thought when i looked at it so apparently they hold it like this they don't hold it like this you know what i mean they hold it like up

like kind of and so i thought he had like a walking stick in the bathroom for whatever reason it was north carolina it's a different place i didn't know how they did things over there and uh so i didn't realize it touched the floor and i was trying to get out of his way and i'm just like kicking the fuck out of it and i felt like the shittiest person in the world i felt so bad i apologized like a million times and then he was like no worries i didn't need it i know where i am and just start shitting on the floor um but anyway this guy will do these pranks where he'll do be my eyes and he'll uh show a clip of him driving and then he'll just like hit like a person in the middle of the road and keep driving

and the person will be like oh and you're just gonna oh can you pull this guy up i'm having a hard wait like he signs up as if he was visually impaired visually impaired and then like gets a a buddy to pretend to be like hit? Yes. Uh, I think, oh, what's that? There's someone walking, what's that? Oh, connection, hello? I mean, why would they let you drive?

I don't know, but. Uh, I think, oh, what's that? There's someone walking, what's that? Oh. Oh, there's speed bumps, there's speed bumps over here. Is that all right? What was that? It's probably, there's some speed bumps.

city they never i don't know what they do with their tax dollars is it safe to drive right now wait why would they let him drive well it's not up to them i think they'd be like we can't this is not a service we offer i'll just do it by myself i'll just do it well it sounds like it's just like a thing you just like call someone that is wild that's all the time all right should we We do this guy rocks. All right. This is that dancer with hella change in a pocket. Oh, yeah we all know that one i mean it's a classic relatable video that's awesome i thought i didn't realize it was like a bit at first i didn't really By the last one, I was like, okay, this has.

That's awesome. I like that a lot. All right, who you got, Willie? I slacked you. This one, you don't even need to pause it immediately because I think you'll get the message pretty quick. You send me this. Unmute it.

It's about the music. Oh, my fucking God. You wouldn't even know what to do with all that. Shit, bro. i would be lost oh my fuck you sent me that this weekend and it blew my mind is that a real butt look at the way when she sits down her butt is like more on the backrest than it is on the seat oh my god all right all right and that is sunshine spring breeze and a delicious soup and salad moment in california

sometimes the best days are local so she in my area all right all right i was wondering what she was uh i don't have to teach you something you already did yours so i say we draft it up let's draft it up do you want to do prank calls that don't exist yeah let's do it okay these are prank calls that don't exist when they answer you immediately go stay on the line stay the line it could save a life then you wait eight seconds and then you fart into the phone i like that you tell them that someone stole their credit card information and purchased a lottery ticket and the rules are it's whoever was the person that bought it and they won the lottery and then you tell them to go themselves i like that a lot i look okay what about this one

you read them all you're like is your credit card number and you read all the exact details of their credit card number until they're like freaked out then you go like all right you're good how would you know their credit well you got to get their credit it's with your friend you could like sneak a picture yep they're like all right you're fine i wouldn't worry about it just hang up i like that uh you tell them you're mr peanut and it's trails mix now they have a s they go okay uh you just say don't drink it it's poisoned and hang up i like that a lot uh you're calling from an adult wizard school and they're the chosen one you call back and say drink it it isn't poisoned it will heal you if you don't drink it you'll die

and then you hang up love it all right should we do song of the summer predictions yeah all right These are our predictions for 2026 is song of the summer. Grinding till it stings by Addison Rae. I just think it has that kind of upbeat tone and beachy vibe that people are going to want. Totally. DJ Khaled's pop pop bottle going nuts featuring Wiz Khalifa, Quavo,

Kesha, Justin Bieber, Snoop Dogg, Ty Dolla $ign, Lil Wayne, Chance the Rapper, 2 Chainz, and James Taylor.

Agreed. I scratched your back. You stomped my balls by Ed Sheeran. I know it's like slightly slower and maybe a little bit sadder, but I think, you know, that's kind of what we're dealing with in this country. That's just where we're at. Luke Bryan's beer. Yeah, I'd have one.

Ooh, that's tasty. It's all instrumental. I'm too full after dinner. Stop touching me by John Legend. Yep. He was stuffed when he wrote that apparently. Olivia Rodrigo's song Normal Healthy Relationship, where she describes a very normal healthy relationship she's in with not that much emotional you know volatility totally uh the orlando magic

theme song i just think that orlando magic yes orlando man i mean i just picture people getting bottle service to this maybe going to the beach with friends you know all sorts of summer stuff that we love doing barbecues hot dogs oh yeah there's burgers well grilling it's gonna happen summertime summertime all right we love you guys oh can we do those uh mailbags oh yes mailbag one at a time two at a time alright I got one with like

a sweet ass stamp from C. Freeman mine says Crete mine says Crete what if we open one and it's like

you should do a bit about clams casino perfect dude I need a stamp thing like this Texas A&M University

holy shit it's from the college we got in Cullen Lee Freeman announces with honor his graduation

from Texas A&M university bachelor of arts in history minors in legal foundations and classical studies certificate in legal history may 8th fuck wow what the fuck t's and g's congratulations wow you graduated from college with a bunch of stuff that's amazing congratulations cohen hope you're doing well out there buddy i love your stamp gig them we've got we've got invited to a diaper party. What the hell is a diaper party? It's a party where the price of admission is a box

of diapers. It's actually kind of cool. Oh, is it like a baby shower? Hey, y'all. You guys rock? It was Saturday. Fuck. It was Sunday? It was Saturday. Oh, this was Sunday, too. That's what I'm saying. Yours was Saturday. Well, he said he's going to be

a girl dad in July. Congratulations. And he loves the pod and he loves willie the most so that's not necessary to include but i'll take it it doesn't say that i'm kidding god uh but and then they have a baby shower wait i'm confused the diaper party is the baby shower i think the diaper party is kind of the pre-game and then the baby shower is where people really get fucked well they're at different locations ceremony and reception oh is baby shower for girls and diaper parties for boys oh okay that's kind of the vibe i'm getting are the guys wearing diapers i don't think anyone's wearing diapers i think everyone's

bringing them well no one knows if anyone's wearing yeah it's like any party there's probably like five percent of the people there are yeah well jonah congratulations congratulations we're excited for your little girl and if you name her rusty i will send you a hundred bucks i will match it love you guys peace Thank you for watching!