Will & Rusty's Playdate - kebab fever destroyed my relationship

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

The gang discusses the Founding Fathers, throwing up things you’ve never eaten, and turning blue. Rusty teaches Will about a fascinating treasure hunt and pitches his idea for a hit new show, Cousin Island. Plus, the boys draft British pubs that don’t exist and share the hottest new Instagram captions of 2025. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod GRAB A REFRESHING TWISTED TEA TODAY https://www.twistedtea.com/ HEAD TO https://guyfox.com/playdate AND USE CODE FRIDAY FOR FREE SHIPPING & $10 OFF YOUR PURCHASE RIGHT NOW! LAST CALL: THE AFTER-ALCOHOL PRODUCT THAT ACTUALLY WORKS. VISIT https://trylastcall.com/PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. 00:00 Intro 00:24 Fear of Swimming 08:24 School Bathrooms 12:12 New Sketches 16:57 Temptation Island 27:01 Will Blue Himself 39:20 Roadmap 39:57 Pitch Submissions 45:42 Pitches 53:44 Teach Me Something 01:04:54 This Guy Rocks 01:10:05 British Pubs that Don’t Exist 01:12:03 Hottest IG Captions of 2025 01:15:42 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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kahuna story no is it good it's fucking awesome you're like no it's fucking awesome dude we were in dana point when i was a kid dp uh we were in dp and uh you know coming from maine i was excited to see some big cali waves yep and there weren't any we were sitting out in the ocean it was just tiny little waves cool so i yelled up at the ocean that i wanted the big kahuna and then i got smoked by like an eight foot wave like a minute later so it worked it worked but i literally thought i was drowning oh i saw a video of a guy drowning today nice yeah he got saved though oh that's pretty good it was a good video yeah what is uh what is it what is drowning when is when is swimming turned to drowning uh when you stop breathing oh interesting i think right but

you're just swimming underwater it's a consent thing yeah yeah it's when yeah it's a consent thing i am really bad at swimming really horrible why there was a point because i never no one ever taught me how to swim when you grew up in like when i was in lancaster pennsylvania there weren't pools i mean yeah we just like never really went i don't know like i i specifically remember when i was like 11 it was like right before i moved to charleston my mom was like oh fuck i raised this kid he's 11 years old and doesn't know how to swim at all oh so then they made me take like swimming lessons oh that's pretty embarrassing yeah it was like me and a bunch of little kids oh do they throw you in the you know they throw babies in the pool so they come back i'm like

no i think i think i got a little bit of i mean i had been to like the pool before but i would just always stay in the shallowing because i didn't know how to swim do you feel comfortable in the ocean now yeah like i could yeah i'm fine i don't like deep water at all though it's i don't either i don't either i used to uh my dad would pay us 20 pay the first person to jump in the pool 20 bucks yeah like when they opened it it was still like way too cold than to be in the pool and i remember jumping in and it was dark out and thinking there were sharks in there yeah there i've dealt with some pool sharks actually in my life oh i didn't even think about that like pool sharks come on girl oh there's something there lauren is now plugging in my

microphone so you'll be able to hear me it's her microphone she's lauren okay so fun fact lauren is hammered today lauren and i just went to coffee and i she got a little bailey's i can tell i said that i wanted a chicken empanada because i was looking at it and it said chicken empanadas and they were right there and lauren and the guy behind the counter were like there aren't any chicken empanadas i was like yeah but it's right there and so i was like all right i'll have beef and then the guy picked up the one that was labeled chicken empanada was like oh we do have one like it was a miracle i was like no it was there the whole time are you sorry lauren she can't talk yet because she's hammered because her mic's fucked lauren how's your drinking problem

her whole mic is fucked lauren's whole mic is fucked for now right now i went i had a i was telling you this oh jack's on his phone oh we are we not waiting for lauren okay sorry what were you looking at i could see it in the reflection of your glasses you hadn't even opened an app yet you just got out your phone that's straight disrespect that is really funny to just be like weathering the storm on the home page until until someone gives up um how many chords are there laura was actually a hundred chords okay it doesn't matter i'll tell you my story okay we did softball game last night yep we lost yeah look at your little africa shaped scar yeah i fucked my knees up on the last out of the game i got the out though made a good play at

second um sorry tell me your story no is that uh edge came our boss edge came filled in because we needed a guy and uh he sent a picture to his girlfriend of are they not married no um so he sent a picture to living in sin hello hello yay i'm i can talk now hi everyone you unplug it sorry so he sends a picture he sends a picture to his partner yeah and she who works in the emergency room like and she works she's a works in the hospital send a picture of your knees no no just set a picture of him and rick who's one of the older bigger guys on our team like those those are the two just fucking body slammed rick for some reason why is that a body slam he's one of the older bigger guys on our team yeah because that's the whole point of his text

it's not an insult unless you think it is if you got a problem with being older and bigger come on come on and because edge what are you why are you up and about what is lauren doing okay edge sends a picture of him and rick and is like got like gonna be coming to the er soon or something making a joke about how they're older bigger guys playing in this softball right with all these younger kids and his partner who's in the er actively at work took that as like oh my god something happened we need to go to the er so she's freaking out and calling him he's not answering because we're playing then she's calling rick she starts calling me and she had called like eight of us and was freaking out and like totally freaked like pissed off and i missed that and uh

i think that's completely her bad yeah i kind of agree although it wouldn't be like you wouldn't be like oh we're coming to the emergency room i should text my girlfriend and not call instead of calling 9-1-1 yeah you ever been in an ambulance no lauren i don't think so yeah hit me too drunk no i told you this i was blind for an afternoon oh yeah i hit my head on like concrete when i was a kid i was playing football in the basement with my buddy scott hadn't did i tell you this when i turn i hit my head on the foosball table nice and slice my nose open so it could like flap up oh oh dude but we live so close i did now i remember you have told me that story yeah we walked to the hospital that was kind of ba i uh i had a permanent retainer

when i was a kid on my bottom same i still have i have just these now but i used to have the one that was anchored on the back two molars right yeah and you could go and like flip it up by like pulling it up with your nail and it would slap back down my mama my mom was always like hey don't do that that's bad and then i kept doing it and one time i bent the metal and so it was stuck up halfway through my mouth and i couldn't close my mouth but it was night time and a little thing about orthodontists they don't work at night so i had to uh think quickly and i had my sister pull it out with a pair of rusty pliers are those just regular pliers for you well we didn't have a non pair of rusty ones get it yeah it's like um that's funny that you just brought up uh permanent

retainers because ava was telling me on saturday my my friend by the way i'm so glad she's one of my favorite people ever she rocks she's your only friend i like shit kidding love me too will and i followed each other on instagram i saw that it was so clear lauren sent out those photos because all all four of us posted the same time posted and jake too jake oh he did yeah oh I don't think you guys made it. I realized I wasn't following Scott. I don't think he followed. You hate him.

I love Scott. Damn, you didn't follow Scott this whole time? I could have sworn I did. He hates him. He followed Flan, though. Ooh. This is probably awesome. Are you a little...

You guys love him? He's trying to follow my girlfriend. Yeah, don't follow my girlfriend. Quit following my girlfriend. If anyone follows my girlfriend, I'm going to be pissed. I tagged Flan in a picture yesterday, and she has a bunch of follow requests now. Well, why did you post the photo of her where you can't see her face as the first one? I thought it was funny

Oh I didn't like it I wanted you to show her Gorgina face She's the next slide It's her and you Whatever Lauren's pissed Her Gorgina face I've been saying that way too often

Gorgina's a jewelry store I went to high school with a guy named Gorgino Nice Did you really? No it was Giorgio Gorgino Giorgio Giorgio

Gorgino Giorgio I went to high school with a ton of different people dude joe joe's frankel mom texted a picture of uh she's a high school principal we'll put a pic we'll put the picture right here but it's some kid some snot nose fucking kid she will tell these stories about how shitty these high school kids are bleep out her last name so we don't frankel but she sent her most recent one where she sent a picture today some fucking snot nose punk made a chart for the bathroom and it's uh the prompt is why why are you in here and the

options are vape shit wait let me look clap lauren one second did guys ever jack off once okay so i'm glad you asked i'm glad you asked well that's what i thought you're one second i'll tell you the story i'll tell you a follow-up story to that it says jerk off vape shit and jerk off as a hundred tally marks and then someone drew like a very accurate peter griffin at the bottom that's kind of fun are people really doing that and people jacking off yeah man i i was gonna say i don't know i don't know that anyone did that i never did it but i knew a kid named who uh there was a spanish bathroom it was like a secret they call it a banyo our middle school was really old so there was like all this stuff in there from like the like the floor planning was clearly from

like the 20s or whatever like there was a shooting range in the basement was one of the rumors okay but uh there was this bathroom the single stall bathroom only one in the middle school on the spanish floor that not a lot of people knew about and uh this kid went in there and was playing with himself and forgot to lock the door and some poor kid just trying to learn spanish not a poor kid open he's like wearing like tattered clothes and covered in dust walked in on him laying down on the floor with his shirt pulled up over behind his head and his pants around his ankles going absolutely bananas on himself what yeah muy malo we gotta get him on the pod yeah we got to get that guy who jacked off in middle school on the pod and the poor kid

oh we should get the poor kid on the pod so what was it like being poor and and also having to see jack jacket i think we should get the two of them at the same time all right let's talk about something else lauren i learned this about girls would you tell me if this is something that you do oh god apparently girls have car closets where they clothes that they're not going to wear immediately go in a bin and in the back of their car pardon that's exactly what um wait wait wait like do you have do you like use your trunk of your car as like storage i have so much stuff in my trunk but but the clothes that are in there are are i've most girls will be able to relate to this a bag of clothes that i need to bring to goodwill a big so flan says it that's

how lauren says it's a big a big i also noticed as i was editing the pod that i say that i said water which i thought was kind of weird i'm like i you're like a delco girl i've never noticed i i don't know uh yeah that's i do that i also have like 12 tote bags why don't you guys just put it in your house well it's like emergency clothes i also have soccer cleats back there it's like a game of pickup breaks out i had to play i had to play softball and fucking hey dudes last night not unrelated to my knee injury will was green yesterday i'll put a picture of it right i was blue i was turquoise but i i had to go to the game like i i took a shower here but i did knock it all off so i was playing softball like half blue we've showers here you were literally

teal oh in the back bathroom i was teal i was teal yesterday i walked into the willie was filming this uh sketch where he had to be green and i walked in teal teal and he did like blend into the wall but i had to ask him a question about today's episode and so i like came in and like waited for the director to tell me that it was like okay to ask him a question i peeked around the corner and it's will and a girl i don't recognize chester and another person and will's just perfectly blending into the wall and i was like are you okay drafting like these things tomorrow and he was like yeah cool it was also one of these people like actors they don't know like what i do so they were like he's like are we good with british pubs tomorrow and i was like

yeah british pubs is good he's a cool walks out dude um um how have those how's that those shoots been going good this is the only one i've been in i helped write four of them though yeah and then this one was cracking me up just the idea can you explain the ideas or do you not want to spoil i don't want to spoil it but it'll come out in like a month but yeah i'm excited i'm a little i'm nervous because they're four we're doing these new like series so they're all four kind of in the same style and they come out in like four consecutive weeks so if it like doesn't catch the first time yeah people are like this format sucks then it's like well get ready for three more of them are they the same length as like the other sketches uh i think they'll trend shorter

that was kind of the idea is like with aftv is like they do these eight episode seasons and then uh but starting this year the company was like well we gotta start putting out one every single week and so to supplement they're gonna do like the eight episode seasons and then two four episode series to bridge the gap between the seasons and so i got to write one of them with chester which is awesome but yeah it's either like people like oh the first one people like the format it's like buckle up get used to it or it's like strap in they like it and then it gets exhausted by the end of it so we'll see i'm i think four is the perfect or or everyone loves all of them or everyone loves i think that's what's gonna be best case ontario and i'm only in the last one

Which is kind of good, because I don't necessarily trust my acting. I like writing more than acting, so I'd rather isolate the variables. I think you're a fantastic actor. Thank you, Jack. Did you... Oh, did he throw up? Rusty threw up. What?

Everyone clap. Did you just throw up your chicken and banana? He just threw up an enchilada? He just threw up an enchilada? I didn't even eat that. He threw up something he never ate. Dude, you are going to love my buddy. My buddy throws up foods he never even ate.

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might get one of these rocket pops if you're lucky these things are gas god grab a refreshing twisted tea today let's get back into the episode i've been watching temptation island they are getting tempted they are getting tempted weird if they weren't i guess one of these girls so this happens every season but you never see it coming uh or you forget like they were they're spaced out enough that like yeah i don't really remember how the last seasons have gone so when something happens that it's similar you're like it's just human nature that some of these things are gonna happen but basically every year like clockwork the women are very faithful because they're like good people and then the guys are always they're like fuck boy

boyfriends who are good for like one night and then immediately fold and the way the show works is they show your partner at a bonfire what you've done yeah and so the girls will be faithful even though they're like like there's one girl who hasn't even seen her boyfriend doing anything yet and she goes i have zero faith in like jeremy or whatever his name is she's like i know he's gonna do it and then the girls see it see that their boyfriends cheated and then like all bets are off because they're like all right fuck that guy but we had to tie had to go to bed last night so i got left on a cliffhanger so the girls just saw one of their boyfriends had a threesome one of their boyfriends slept with a girl but did not have sex and one of their boyfriends uh kissed

and then had sex with a girl in the shower and all the girls have been faithful wait so they got the people that so they're not co-mingling with the same group it's like they can't that's what's so painful is like oh and then there's a room sorry i'll finish my thought but yes they're not they're in separate villas and then all the people of the opposite sex are single people are singles whose job is to be like a temptress got it uh and then they just added there's a new room called the uh temptation tent or something nice mark walberg kind of male mark l walberg's the host not of not mark w walberg mark mark l walberg if you're out there i want you on obviously i'll have to talk with my co-host but i would love to have mark l walberg on play date i would not want

to have the guy no he's actually a good guy no i hate him okay i'm just kidding but he basically you'll love this part there's the temptation tent or whatever it's called yeah and there are no cameras in there so you can go in and like have sex with or cheat on your girlfriend or boyfriend uh but they can't film it got it but they're running sound so it's like it's almost worse like you're letting your imagination yeah yeah here's the twist if if say you're my girlfriend i'm your boyfriend done and i and i go in there a red light and huge like alarm goes off in your house so all the girls have to be like all right well one of our boyfriends is cheating oh no and it's like the girls go to bed like early because they're like responsible so one of the guys was

went to the temptation tent last night at like midnight and his girlfriend's sound asleep and it's like wow wow and she wakes up like damn it ryan wait you know it's you know who it is no but they like i got it yeah they're like all right well one of them and then once one of them goes they're all like i want to try it's just going off you can't sleep are these is this the right now people uh no or you wait they kind of look like those are guys what these guys look at season six those are those are no that was a different season but uh the best part is this guy named brian uh came in and one of his biggest qualms is he has this lovely girlfriend but like any sane person doesn't want to have a threesome which is obviously completely normal yeah and he's like

he just can't get over it he's so mad she won't have a threesome with him and then the girls in the house that are paid to get him to cheat find this out and literally in a confessional like yeah i think if we just present brian with a threesome he'll fold immediately and so they they go brian we want to have a threesome he goes guys and then he's like okay that's funny uh emily bond just trying to go on love island she's been trying though no i know what i'm saying like now she's an interview like oh really yeah yeah how'd you i would watch the shit oh i would die it'd be great no i'm like really manifesting that for her what are you manifesting for us gold silver and gold silver and gold big silver gold big bucket of gold and

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all right all right all right what you don't want to watch um there's more he keeps going uh lauren pause it for a second personally if my grandson is getting thrown around by a peacock i am not gonna let that happen i mean i'm gonna be like where the hell am i am i an up personally if i was ever an up i would not let my wife die bro bro what i would not have i simply would not have let that happen you ever listen to married life no it's when they're doing their montage of their life together yeah phil and i used to listen to that in the car oh yeah i mean he's he should not let that happen i want to watch a really sad movie this weekend oh you want a sad movie uh watch mean creek it'll make you not want

to watch movies anymore oh i got one uh grope no dude you've seen grope four twice as much four times as much groping all right so josh peck uh guys if you want if you don't want to have mean creek spoiled to you skip ahead but basically wait i i don't spoil it for me okay cool you don't watch movies why would you watch them sometimes yeah i'm gonna watch this oh josh peck lost a ton of weight oh you haven't seen him recently you didn't know that no i feel like that's no i feel like that's what people were saying like five years ago holy crap he's been this way since like 2005 wow he had like one he had like one season on dragon josh where he's fat and then he was fucking awesome for the way not that fat people aren't awesome oh my god wait

listen to this i was taking an uber yesterday and uh you know like there are some cars where you can control the back climate yeah like it like yeah i have my own knobs i got in and it was really hot and so i turned it to low and i turned the fan up and it started fucking like the most like overdrive fan of all time in my one of the vents on the top of the roof was angled like right at his head he was bald and he didn't know that i clicked the thing and so it blasted the top of his head he went oh i was like i'm so sorry i'm so sorry he was like yeah can you please turn it can you please turn it down he was like my head is so cold it's like yeah i'm sorry dude and he was like you're trying

of ice him out and then he he started apologizing to me he was like i was driving in more inland and it was super hot there and so i didn't bring a jacket but now it's cold over here and i was like yeah dude we can do good we're gonna be okay we're gonna turn it off whatever you need up there i thought you were gonna say like his toupee blew off that's what i thought like his hat went flying remember that day when it was really windy yeah he did that oh it was the day the fire started oh i thought that was like a joke yeah no that was lauren and i went outside like lauren almost blew away like the day before yeah i was driving the sky was like the day before the fire started i was like why is it so fucking windy and i was turning left onto main street

and my hat just blew off my head and like bounced off the the window was like half down and like barely caught it and then i like grabbed it but i almost fucking lost my hat out the window which would have been humiliating sorry i was that's fine i was just catching steam but it's fine i lost it when i was in high school i had a 2003 jeep wrangler that was holding on for dear life hey oh when my dad gave it to me he said uh if i were you i wouldn't drive it on the highway because it's like a you can like put around town in it but like it can only go so fast and it's like really light whatever and they're really tall and they have like a narrow wheelbase and so if there was like any wind yeah it would like move the car like in the lane and we were we had

the brilliant idea of driving to a hockey game in lewiston hockey game if you're not familiar is about 45 minutes north of where i grew up and uh we got on the highway immediately realized it was like the windiest day of the year and i had to go 45 the whole way there and then 45 the whole way back and i was scared sounds awesome we used to get colt 45s and drink them while driving no and little at hockey games whoever was driving couldn't drive couldn't drink them a colt 45 baby that's all i need i got a baby in my house tiny one she's definitely full of poop and beads p was right there well you look like kind of like an alien oh so do you freak with his glasses like that um all right let's talk about i got a new thing to talk about um kind of all over the place

today i know i got weird vibes today oh interesting i feel fantastic i had weird vibes yesterday oh that's why you were doing all that weird stuff um i think getting blue really kind of got to me after a while yeah man i blew myself you're not you're not put a picture of will bluing himself i'm afraid i just blew myself we uh i can't get out of my ears yeah we weren't meant to be blue i know meant to be our color can you not hear as well and my penis is still completely blue they didn't what that was from no that was i didn't paint that wasn't that was unrelated oh i'm sorry it's okay what what's the craziest color your penis has ever been uh bright bright bright green fine from all the gunk i don't have one this is the part where

lauren's mom is like i love this podcast hi mom um no let's talk about something new uh like a what's something we never talk about like fishing oh i have kebab fever you want to hear about that sure i just fart no that was my foot i have kebab fever and i think i think it's going to take over it's taking over brentwood i can tell you that chicken don't worry about what's on my kebab but here's my thing i went i had ty go to whole foods yesterday and give me two chicken kebabs and he was already going you're talking about like physically like on a stick yeah man yeah what a fun way to eat your food it's okay i just don't like i don't like it when it's like a long one and then it's like you can't kind of like yeah you're like oh like the third the first

two you can just eat like that and then the set then you kind of gotta adjust but if you get crazy then you stab yourself in the back of the throat you love my buddy you should love my buddy ty he's a whole kebab in one it's the longest sucks that thing right off the stick they cook kebabs at my at davy jones liquor locker not right by my house and the guy who makes the kebabs was the bouncer at this other have you heard of not no not not no bar yeah i heard not no bar scott was talking about on saturday he said he didn't like it well we tried to go and we had we brought like uh we got like tall boys at the liquor store and had them in paper bags in the line and i guess it's like a classy bar so the guy came out and he's like get out of here man we're like all right

screw you and then that i realized that guy is the guy who makes the kebabs there's there's a guy the same guy that kicked us out of the line at no not no bar is the guy makes the kebabs at davy jones liquor locker what are the odds when we were at a guy's a jackal and we were trying to figure out like what where to get the burgers from and i was like oh we could get them from davy jones liquor locker and someone else didn't know they thought it was like just a liquor store like it does have produce it's like what why would we get them from davy jones liquor they only have impossible burgers though i tell you about the the freaking poser i saw at davy jones liquor locker yeah poser dude the main shirt yeah there was a girl wearing a booth bay harbor oh yeah we

talked about this on the podcast yeah ah damn you really don't remember shit girl i saw a guy from the girl i'm dumb in the back there was a well something that we didn't know there's a guy from the bruins at dog town this morning a player player yeah oh guy from bruins at dog town this morning at the coffee shop uh he's a guy they just got like a couple weeks ago his name is like um like brian the dog no no the dog oh grontis no his name's not grontis i forget his name grontis transfer market what an odd name grotis transfer that's not a real guy okay well here's something that i was gonna say before we get away from kebabs well we already are kebab fever i'm gonna name my kid bob bobby and then when they ask what it's short for it's

gonna be kebab i like that right it's different yeah i would name a kid maybe like second well you're not gonna do that or or as a middle name like uh billy kebab can you can you name your kid anything you want i can you yeah you ever see that guy uh uh google fart ass like vander something is it god look google google like fart ass google fart cum shit ass shit piss google piss and fuck one word fart ass yeah fart ass wolfgang gung fart ass wolfgangus yo is it cool if my boy fart ass pulls up oh he's like an old timey guy yeah yeah he's from like a 16 fart ass also how old is he go back learn from the 1636 to 800 and 1895 wait oh why do you live for 200 years why did fart ass live for um did you know that did you know that there's

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keep their egos in check a little bit too yeah there's something to that if you have to yeah that would weed out all the guys that are like huge narcissists yeah yeah you have to wear a powdered how does a bastard due to the association with ruling classes and european monarchies the wearing of wigs as a symbol actually i don't even like reading this but i googled um i googled why why did men stop wearing wigs and uh it said they could be hot itchy and they attracted pets it's so they could be hot it attracts pests that's how i like my women no what do you say they're anxious i like them itchy and i like them i like when they attract pets i like when they attract pets pets pet pence head one time when i was in eighth grade

I'll put the video right here. I never got in, or I was in seventh grade, and I never got in basketball games. I was ass. And in their state tournament, we were getting our cheeks clapped by Bishop England pretty devastatingly. So they were our big rival.

And we had played them tight a few weeks before. And my coach was like, all right, Will, get on in there. It was just like end of the game. Like, give me some minutes. Like, it was a season-ending tournament. So it was, you know, get a few minutes before the season ends. and i go to get in and i realized i didn't put my basketball shoes on because i literally never played so i just didn't even think to put my basketball shoes on so i go

out there loafers no i was just wearing like sneakers like it was fine uh immediately ate shit look there's a there's a video of it go online wait what's it what how would that be different than like basketball shoes basketball shoes are like a they're like grippy and you never wear them outside go to youtube guys i spilled coffee on my shirt click youtube google crazy compilation prank no google danellen tube okay yeah go to that channel don't watch the noble bro movie this is like the cutest thing in the world that this account exists oh this is the post you're wearing that hat right now how recently have you been posting on this This was a happy 70th birthday for my aunt that I compiled.

Wait, no, it's on Denel. This is Denel and Tube Plus. You got to go back. This is the backup channel. You got to pay extra. No, no, just click the first. Yeah. And then go to that and then scroll down.

Scroll down. Scroll down. Is that you, Will? Oh, my God. We'll stay on task here. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's me singing away in a manger. You can click it if you want.

Keep going. Remember Laura? Keep going Keep going Yeah yeah Look at the Will D basketball This is when I finally got in

I'm one of those I'm on the top That tiny ass one On the top I just ate shit Damn How good was your team That kid just nailed a three

I think that was Nick Tabona He was a bit of a stud Yeah that's That one I already fell though You missed it oh man i almost had that board wait can i just click on this for like a second this baby video oh my gosh i was so drunk i'm glad the uh look i'm glad the janelle tradition of wearing sports

teams that you guys are not fans of was alive and well and he used to be i think no he's a yankees fan actually so that makes no sense uh all right should we road map it up yeah road map that was funny your your ears look the same well my ears look the same yeah you know what my ears look like i mean yeah i've seen your ears your smelled will's ears they reek they reek one time my ears reeked remember that yeah they're so stinky uh roadmap roadmap i look terrified oh wait episode 93 you're you guys already said in 93 you're yeah tj watt yeah c93 google it gotta get it right tj watt number what crazy that you spell are you doing are you on drugs fucking mad man everyone keeps thinking i'm tripled out of my brain oh my god yeah wait

Who was 93 yesterday? It was one of the guys. I think it might have been Calias Campbell. He was in a blue jersey. Calias Campbell. Ah, damn it. It was yesterday, Lauren. There we go.

Yeah, I was right. Yeah, yeah. Blue. Did I tell you that Ava humiliated me the other day? Ava humiliated me. Lauren's friend Ava was looking at my weenus. We were all comparing weenuses of our elbows and how long ours were. And then she told me that my elbows were ashy.

Mine are dry, too. I get it. But I put lotion on this morning because of it. All right. We have a beautiful episode for you guys today. We're going to hear your pitches followed by our pitches followed by everyone's favorite segment, Teach Me Something,

followed by This Guy Rocks, This Guy Rocks, This Guy Rocks Today, followed by British pubs that don't exist, and then we're gonna do I'm just gonna be fun if we all hated one of them if someone else is making us do this

followed by Instagram captions that don't exist let's hear some pitchy witchy witches also Lauren is saying that she's been running low on pitches so if you guys are out there and you got one send them over to Ldogg at the Playdate Instagram

playdate.pod her and Edwin Diaz both Guys, give us a follow on Instagram and send us a comment on our most recent post. Comment, Scorp. Comment, comment, comment, comment, comment, comment, comment, comment, comment, scorp. Also, I will say, maybe I shouldn't say this, but if you also want to send it to like another method of sending, I might see it. There might be a higher chance I see it because the DMs get very clogged.

Are you asking people to like follow you? Well, I just like, or... Remember when you said you don't want to get more guys following you, Lauren? You said you had too many guys following you. Yeah, I got the same problem. You can also comment the pitches on our YouTube, like literally in the comments now. But the green is still like in your fingers. It's everywhere, dude.

I can't get it out. I'm going to have to go be on stage in Pittsburgh looking like the Smurf from Blue Man Smurf group. Cool? Pitches. First pitch is from Adeline. Adeline Tate. Adeline.

A-T. Adeline or Adeline says, Lauren, pitch for you and the boys. has your friend group ever had a game night and in a fight because everyone is very competitive ever had a really awkward family vacation what do you mean time out what do you mean uh-uh never i miss you all the time nope remember when flan was hitler yeah we got our ass we got us no one believed me though ever had a really awkward family vacation after your brother cheated during katan introducing the way you the way you said yep was like don't i know yeah no my mom's the cheater actually your mom cheats she's sneaky she doesn't cheat but she will push she will do sneaky

you gotta keep an eye on her coffee on my shirt introducing the referee sure introducing the referee a business where you can hire an official versed in the rules of the game or games you're playing to come call the shots at game night they keep score call out illegal moves and are the final saying who wins the game no no more awkward situations or group chats destroyed over the rules of one night ultimate werewolf yeah i like this a lot i was playing uh we had a wingspan night at chester's a few weeks ago and we had too many people so jerry couldn't play so he was just sort of like overseeing and watching everyone's moves and it was so helpful because like that's a game where it's like it's confusing enough that like if you're not paying attention someone

might fuck up and help themselves yeah even if they're not trying to so it's like i would love that a guy you can hire and he'll maybe he could like you know get grabby drinks too and stuff yeah like grab you hats yeah if she gets too sunny wait like for poker night how there's like someone that kind of does all like a dealer yeah yeah yeah i like that a lot i love that a lot thank you adeline love that um what's the max amount of uh wingspan how many people can play five what i went four and then yeah i still gotta break my wingspan v card i know it's epic i haven't played in a while though i've been busy i'm excited to get through the next few weeks and then wait where do you go again tomorrow pittsburgh oh then i go to colorado pittsburgh wait lauren

whose vacation is cooler um i actually really i like pittsburgh pittsburgh's cool you like it more than skiing in colorado yeah it's a crazy pick i would pick his way i forgot you're doing a ski trip i didn't well i'm going to charleston when he's going to that so i think those are both cool but pittsburgh i am not particularly stoked about oh i'm going to florida yeah i guess the midwest two weeks after in the winter all right next pitch lord thank you at next one is from michael feldkamp he says his pitch is liquid gloves what is a consistent issue one faces while doing these activities eating boneless wings changing the oil in your car and planting a tree in your backyard yes your hands get dirty yes now imagine this before embarking on any of these

activities you pull out your bottle of liquid gloves and rub some into your hands similar to hand sanitizer with our nanotechnology based product liquid gloves creates a hydrophobic like film on your hands and makes it impossible to get them dirty watch in amazement as the sauce from your wings simply refuses to stick to your hands yep never more do you have to deal with annoying hand towel packets and trips to the bathroom with liquid gloves your hands remain spotless no matter the activity the product lasts roughly 30 minutes until it needs to be reapplied disclaimer liquid gloves is not a germ repellent and users should still practice basic hygiene in tandem with the product i know what you'd use it for jerking off yes yes he's probably like

jerk all over himself ew dude when was the last time you did that to yourself touched myself yesterday that's awesome yeah what about you probably within the last week should we have a uh do you know girls don't do that i don't know that's true they don't do it it's not ladylike oh i remembered i remember being a young buck and trying to guess which one of my friends did it a girl lauren come say something stop him well oh no it's like in my head being like he's getting horny she does that and being like that'd be awesome if she did you were being a pervert now oh no he's perverts this is like january all over again remember when you were horny for a month horny january do i ever man uh all right what is the worst oh my camera

app was open umakama dude sometimes i after i'm after i'm done having some alone time i'll check all my social medias to make sure i didn't actually accidentally post a story of myself doing it yeah and what if you did i knew a girl that uh she went to send someone a nude on snapchat and put it on her snapchat story and then went to bed and it was there all night what's her name so glad to finally say that what's her full name and address what's the worst what is the worst part about reality dating shows uh that emily binder is not on them there's not enough what there's not enough what there games uh there's not enough there's not enough chance for like something like awful and life changing to

happen like a big misfit miss uh a big um mistake okay introducing i sort of follow drum roll please introducing cousin island bang 25 sexy singles hot sexy singles here's the twist uh each of them have uh each of them are paired up with their distant cousin that they don't know is their distant cousin and uh if you accidentally hook up with your distant cousin you're off the island oh i love it that's hilarious me crazy that's how distant is it like legal yeah man it's legal wait is incest illegal yeah yeah i mean it's not like like you can do whatever you want you just can't tie the knot like if you went to the courthouse they'd be like nope yeah but i think you could do like second or third cousin which is you would love white lotus oh do they

bang each other wait i didn't watch the most recent one i didn't hook up with someone's cousin are you are you i watched two ago though okay same which they kiss yeah wait i guess he said he's never gonna watch no i'm on i'm in on it i'm in on it oh you're watching no no i'm not i have i have a lot to get off my plate first yeah but you never think about that every time you hook up with someone it's someone's cousin you ever think about that do you think about that every time you hook up with someone wait why is that weird that's like yeah someone's cousin someone's aunt would hate this or someone's a grandson that's actually all i can think about every time yeah i hate when i'm hooking up with a guy i'm like this is someone's grandson

you think they're gonna let us have grandsons yeah you know how like the hitlers i don't know if I'll ever find a wife, but if I do, I think they'd let us. The Hitlers didn't reproduce because they wanted to put an end to it. Good for them. Hitler! Pitch me, Willie. Okay, what's...

What's the worst part about a hat? Gives you hat hair. Jack left. He's putting on deodorant in the middle of the recording. Yeah, it's stinky. you ever think about all the things that we don't have to buy anymore because they're just okay uh the worst part sometimes it like completely blocks the sun out sometimes you

still want a little light coming in you just don't want it so bright or so hot which is what is going on i can't get anyone to listen to me right i'm listening no no bright no hot no bright no hot and i was listening i know you guys are both just doing other unrelated tasks what does that mean there's not enough sun on your eyes like the best case scenario is when it's like a little like overcast and the sun's coming through and so it's like still bright and through your hat no no just in general okay like the this is the cloud hat so basically simulates the effect of like a cloud being right over you so it's like you can still look up you don't have like the brim in the way right it's not completely shadowing your face it's just sort of catching the light

dimming it a little bit it creates like a little cloud right above your head uh and then it just makes it nice and nice lauren just took her hair down and it was like in it was like in uh stick it when like the you ever seen stick it yeah they're they're gymnasts sorry not to derail your pitch i'll come back to this no it's okay i don't give a fuck she's like part of this like bmx bike gang and you're like oh that's a cool guy doing all these tricks and then she takes her hood down and like shakes out her head you're like oh it was a girl the whole time i'm saying i'm i look like a guy you look like you're wearing like a tomboy outfit then you had your hair up and then now you took it down it was like oh lauren's i forgot lauren oh you look like a dude i forgot

lauren girl is what he's saying uh willie i love that it's like in mario kart the yes the cloud that has like turned around yes man can i go pee real quick guys this episode is brought to you by last call last call is an after alcohol product that actually works i did a little stress test on it this weekend an experiment if you will yeah tried it once before drinking tried it once in the middle and one after they all work but what i liked the best was like in the middle look at this if you look at the back part it has like all the essential stuff in there yeah your vitamin b12 which i don't know the science behind it but i know it gets depleted when you drink it yep of your daily percentage value guess what it is

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themselves and being like if you don't know my name like what do you think it would be so i'm asking you guys what do you think my name would be if you didn't know my name i think you are a lauren blake blake yeah i'll take it crispy i don't think you're a lauren i think you're like a blake sure um margo oh crispy no crispy crispy maybe like uh margo i want to name jordan what would mine be i love all these will um i'm trying to think um chris you are such a jack yeah you're such a jack what about me uh maybe like a tommy for you everyone always says frozone when i don't get it people only called me by my first and last name

growing up which was odd really people a lot of people i was danellen for most of my young life because there's always so many wills i'm gonna start calling you jk you can call me uh you could call me like they call me jk but i'm not kidding come on come on all right uh everyone say it with me teach me something you guys ever heard about olivier levasseur he was a ruthless french pirate uh who was he was terrorizing the seas around the 1700s um he his kind of his go-to was they would attack merchant ships merchant ships okay uh but the craziest moment of his life came uh in the final 15 seconds of his life okay we first start with the heist of the century in 1721 levasur and his crew pulled off one of the

most insane pirate heist in history they attacked the portuguese ship nasa senora do cabo which was which was carrying the bishop of gao wait hold up nasa senora do cabo got heisted i'm supposed to be on that i'm supposed to be on that ship um which was carrying the bishop of goa or gao along with a massive massive fortune in gold diamonds jewelry and religious artifacts that is the most important part religious artifacts including the legendary flaming cross of goa or gao an enormous gold and diamond encrusted cross so heavy it took three men to carry it can you picture it yeah i'm pretty sure this is a plot of outer banks season three oh really no like i think it's based on this oh okay yeah uh this single raid made levasaur one of the richest pirates

in history yeah now we move forward to the end of his life fast forward to 1730 levasaur has been captured by the french and sentenced to death uh as he was about to be hanged in reunion he did something legendary he threw a you'll love this willy he threw a cryptic 17 line cipher into the crowd and shouted find my treasure he who may understand it then boom executed to this day no one has fully cracked the cipher and levasseur's uh treasure potentially worth hundreds of millions of dollars has never been found treasure hunters have been searching the seychelles which uh is an island off of the eastern coast of africa also where my good friend alex grove is doing his uh honeymoon after his wedding so that'll be very fun wow wait the easter like madagascar

yeah but like way higher yeah it's like off the the top right the northeast uh some believe it is buried beneath rock carvings filled with secret symbols but the true location remains a mystery isn't that insane that somewhere out there there's this thing that would retire everyone in your family for the rest of their lives yeah and then some you'd be one of the richest people in the world that would we should find it it's out there it's out there somewhere or he fucking threw it off the side of his boat wait can you actually can you look up outer banks cross i'm almost positive that that must be based on this uh or season two i guess yeah it's google hit enter all right one of my is that it across or oh that's like

what lord one of my favorite things about you is how confused oh the third one i love when you get confused click the third one of the people also ask it's fictional it's got to be based on this thing though um i guess it's all obviously made up that's like right up your alley man cryptic ciphers treasure hunts i love that shit jesus i'm not gonna go look for this one because it seems pretty far away say shows say shows like alex found it on his honeymoon yeah cool wait his friend that's going there for his honeymoon it's harper's brother who his honeymoon is in seychelles oh how do you spell that maybe five seconds ago oh what where is he going well seychelles how do you spell that s-e-y-c-h-e-l-l-e-s seychelles sarah cameron

if you listen to this pod what up i always liked the the way i memorized where this where seychelles was is their flag looks like all these things going like out and so to me that feels like the like the middle of the ocean like it's way out there oh cool what a sick flag look up the central african republic flag that i had that in my room when i was a kid well that one's crazy yeah we had a flat there was a military surplus store we'd go and buy all their flags really we would go buy military uniforms and then get discounted tickets at the movie theater really yeah it was awesome you know you can do that also like people like buy you stuff i've always wondered like you know what delta is like and we are now welcoming uh our current or past yeah veterans like they

don't check their fucking military id no that's another total life hack whenever they ask like military x like you just pretend like you are and chester does that not the military part but chester just used to board first even when he like is he would be boarding group like nine really oh really they don't check i know i'm just terrified of yeah i would i would i would never do like the military one or like the families with babies but i don't think it's shitty because it's like yeah okay the only people are screwing over the first class people i guess i used two of another another perk of being a diamond medallion member is i have all sorts of upgrade certificates and uh me and my lady are flying first class now with two upgrade certificates

where to i actually am winter park florida florida florida for easter she sent me a picture yesterday apparently when she because she's uh she's of irish heritage and the irish famously do not do well in the sun but instead of burning she gets like a sun rash all right really excited to see that sounds really dangerous yeah i was like does sunscreen help and she was like sometimes so we just have to i guess keep her in the shade it's sun rash season boys it's like a flower i got a i'm getting you know i'm into succulents now she got a matching one and it immediately died which just hers yeah if you're familiar with succulents they are notoriously easy to take care of hers uh rotted turned completely white and died

where'd she buy it uh we go to the you know layla bagels we go to this flower store right next door it's awesome i like layla bagels is fucking awesome what do you say lord overrated layla No, Layla's Delish. Overrated. I will say, I will agree with you. Their breakfast sandwiches could use some work. Oh. And they're like 18 bucks.

Their bagel with the schmear. Yeah, that street is so... You do not need to spend that much money on a bagel. There's three... Why aren't you telling me what to spend my money on? There are three bagel stores that share... They're in a row. There's nothing separating them.

Why is that like the hottest bagel store? Right next to Layla is another bagel place. There's always a line out the door. And then the one next to that is a bakery that sells bagels. It's a bagel... It's the Bagel Mile. It's a Santa Monica destination. Dude, huge Saturday plans.

We're running a Bagel Mile. We're doing the Bagel Mile. I think a bagel is in my top five favorite foods. Oh, I love bagels so much. Yeah. A nice bagel with like stuff on it. Do you guys want to have a bagel marathon for my birthday this summer? Yeah, we're doing bagel marathon.

Oh, I had, you know what? I had a really good breakfast. I had new maybe favorite breakfast sandwiches. They have them at the window. Oh, I love the window. So good. I haven't been there yet. Me and Kenward went to the window one time.

That's awesome. It was fucking killer. You should have been there. All right. I got to teach me something. Teach me something. Come on, Willie. Come on.

You know about the Christchurch seagull pit? No. In 2011, there was an earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand. Yeah, man. And the PWC office there was pretty affected by it. so i obviously i know what it is but for uneducated people like lauren what is the pwc uh price waterhouse cooper it's like an accounting firm it's like one of the big four price waterhouse cooper yeah they fucking they have one day to come up with the name why they like i think it

was like probably like three guys would be my guess price waterhouse and then cooper had like a normal last name so they were like put that at the end um why are you so sad why are you so mad speaking of at softball last night after the ump was horrible horrible calls no well speaking of just you saying that just now i was i was the catcher so i was near the ump and he and one of the guys on the other team comes up and he goes he goes you know it's just softball you can smile to you yeah and then i go wait really yeah mike the one who's like who's a floater and plays on isn't that so the guy with the tat yeah the one who pitches fuck that guy i'm like you wouldn't say that to a guy like shut up uh i don't know if they're stupid you should go you should go

hey uh mike do you think that those tattoos look cool or have you always been a stupid idiot that'll be good i had a blank i was just like mad because the omp was screwing us over yeah that out i made like a nice play to get that out at second and then he was like foot was off the bag it just wasn't yeah no that that exact that was exact and the and the other team were being such dicks yeah you go uh mike uh no matter how much you figure we all know how sad you are i mean whatever we beat him in the championship last year so good the last laugh hey hey mike if you're out there listening turn this podcast off it's not for bitches like you pussy thank god someone has our back fuck that guy um anyway so the after the earthquake the

building gets demolished and torn down and it's just like the foundation there it's just like a pit of like cement and over time it starts to fill with water and uh then starts to become inhabited with seagulls and so it becomes this pit full of seagulls which are like protected so you can't so then they couldn't do anything about it because now it's it basically went it turned into a seagull habitat yeah and so now it's been there for almost 15 years now it's listed as like a tourist destination on google interesting and uh it's just a pit of seagulls that they can't really fuck with yes do you want to know how to fix it hit me crumbs just leave them away yeah you gotta build it quick you gotta build it up quick but yes you guys ever catch seagulls in

your kid look it's just like a seagull wasteland seagull wasteland did you catch seagull wasteland uh no but i knew guys that used to put uh treats all over a blanket that would cover them and then when seagulls landed they would close the blanket and catch them i think i told you about what my dad did one time right they were like trying to catch a seagull and so they put like a string in like a lasso loop oh yeah and it worked and then they yanked it and they actually caught the seagull by its leg and they were like fuck we don't know what to do now so they had like a spool and they ended up cutting off but it like flew off with part of it they probably fucked they probably killed the bird honestly they were like eight we put a b on a string once

oh yeah oh yeah yeah all right this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks today hey hey this guy rocks into this guy rocks rock him all day and rock him around oh actually i haven't i haven't gotten a good rock around in a while i haven't got my rocks off forever jack yeah is this the album you're talking about the other day no okay did you see that dm no i didn't but It was like a girl standing. It was like looking through her legs. Her back is to you. And it was looking through her legs

and there were these two little tassels hanging down. Lauren, pause this immediately. And I mean immediately. Oh, I love this guy. Is that... Is that Falcon? Yeah, that is Falcon. He just came across my desk today.

Apparently, I'm last to the show. But this guy is so funny i'm gonna restart it can i play it yeah all right san francisco we're like saying what it's with all the waymos and who's driving those things it seems dangerous but we are the tech capital of the world that's pretty cool i'm just really honored to be in the city where so many tech geniuses have come and started their territory um there needs to be regulations though between um ceos of tech companies and what they can do because they're working with politicians in a way that might be not so cool so we need to make sure we're all keeping an eye on

that um i'm not 100 sure about anything though so with the greatest thought we must move forward all right thanks guys it feels like obviously this is a bit but like it's such a good character it's like he's holding on to like the back of a train and like barely like i like like like connecting the dots ending with i'm not 100 sure about 100 sure about anything though he kind of reminds me it's like he it feels like he'd be like angus's like little brother yeah he i think he is i asked angus i said have you seen this guy he said yeah he's pretty funny there we go which is a big compliment he's following i follow him no no no i think he's a musician too i followed his instagram and he was like all him like rapping which was

unexpected tommy noble wait lauren click the click the third one they him and angus look like they'd be cousins or something click the third one line san francisco more like san louis his bismo is right down the corner what a beautiful area california is such a pretty place so I recommend everyone come and visit. Whether you're from the United States or overseas, California is the right place to come, and you can find such tourist places, but the people are also great, too.

It's a melting pot in most places in this state. This whole country is awesome. It always feels like he's running out of time. That's funny. That's great. Yeah, I like him. Yeah, he's great. This guy rocks.

That guy rocks. Oh, it's following him because it's logged in on my account. Yeah. Yeah, I figured that out. Who do we have here? Oh, Lord. This is Luke the Duke 2024, and he makes these viral sketches with his wife. Okay, let's do it.

Baby, do I look like I'm getting heavier? No, baby. I think the gravity's just getting stronger. But watch it one more time. That'll make sense. Baby, do I look like I'm getting heavier? No, baby. does he like dub in his voice after unclear like and subscribe dude yeah can you like it

like it lauren like it do you like him all right fantastic do you like him um you know who he reminds me of mike from softball no but sort of oh is that the kind of tats he has yeah mike you're fucking loser he reminds me of the dad and or no no no the uncle in christmas vacation hey mike check you're talking about uh you don't know what i'm talking about i know the uncle does he look like that i don't know it couldn't look less like him this guy oh no but just like his vibe okay sure yeah i don't think cousin eddie gonga lukey cousin eddie gonga lukey he's like hey chevy chase i'm your brother gonga lukey well you've seen christmas vacation chevy chase like i'm not a good guy yeah he's apparently a total dick i cannot wait to get fam stuff to be

dick yeah i know i'm gonna make this podcast blows up we're gonna be mean to servers be mean to i'm gonna start being meaner to lauren do you guys know anyone that's legitimately mean to servers oh dude yeah uh i can't say it obviously but just describe we were at a dinner and an unnamed person sent something back which was like something i'd never seen before like if you get you could as long as my food is not like on fire or like poison like i'm not gonna say anything they sent it back sent it back again jesus and then uh i made a comment that was basically like you know they're gonna like spit in your food and they acted like i was crazy for uh for telling them that they should not do that all right should we do british pubs that don't exist bps come on

all right tee it up willy these are british pubs that don't exist the stick and poke the sea and sail the unfillable chalice i forget my next one one second well do you like looking through those glasses you're gonna gray wolf's corner nice the bronze bosom fox's retreat the rusty key the hollow tree the round flask the river's edge i think that's all my drinking shire berry's bottom yes Barry Bonds Barry Bonds Barry Bonds

The home run king The home run king Barry's bottom Barry Bonds the home run king So stupid My buddy's so stupid Dude oh my god you're gonna love my buddy He's so dumb

Oh my god ask him anything He literally doesn't know where he is You're gonna love him dude Oh dude you're gonna love Lawrence You get so confused this is reminding me of the the strider bit that's what we're doing oh that's what you're doing yeah that was i have i watched that video like three times so long so funny but he's part like it's so like the face he was making when he i was dying we were doing that with him all weekend

we were like strider is one of those guys that if you spend too much time he's so likable that you like want to like yeah be him so you like can't spend if you spend a weekend with him like you will leave trying to trying your hardest to be him yep dude you know that we were talking about like betting spreads and he was like oh dude you're gonna love my buddy like uh he he bets spreads that are so low dude the over the over under this game so low dude he's got he bets the smallest spread oh my god dude you're gonna love him uh all right should we do instagram captions yeah all right these are the hottest instagram captions of 2025 pov i'm really close to figuring out your social security number here before viral i picked all

these outfits with almost no help guess i just turned the clout game up a notch if i got some head for the table would you guys have some all dump no pump photo dump nice stop talking i'm trying to picture you naked a stranger airdropped me all of these photos everyone panic we're out of bacon first i like that one who the fuck is wilden ellen no one put your name i like that no one knows i had a dream about my spanish teacher last night is the bacon the one you had come up with for the other one originally it was gonna be like like those like millennial quotes where it's like keep coming keep coming more cream cheese on that bagel everyone panic we are out of bacon yeah bacon

bacon hey i didn't do that so long so long bacon dude you're gonna love this show it's so long you're gonna love this episode i was so tired twist so many twists and turns you're gonna love slides so they go so fast so great who's personality oh why aren't we talking about how much i slayed it softball last night will oh yeah lauren had two hits that both landed in the outfield line drives yeah it was actually i was actually unbelievable you want to know why because i had a friday beer is that why for real no for real i'd want to have a problem right let's get like it's like ruining our relationship i'll be no it'll be it'll be okay i'll be fine you know like the amount you drink like it all

like concerns us and then we all like when you leave it honestly makes us feel better about our drinking habits because we're like well at least it's not as bad as lauren's you have like a real problem and like the way that you honestly the way i will say i want her to drink more if she keeps playing like that i know the way you drink though it's um it uh you know i like i like to i you know i like that this podcast is all like light-hearted and fun stuff but like sometimes it's just hard like watching your friend like disappear in front of your eyes because like sometimes when you drink like you have this alter ego where you're kind of a monster and it reminds me of like just how fragile life is where you can watch one of your best friends

like slip away and they're not even recognizable anymore because you drink so much and you're uh i don't know i just it's like we care about you so much and i just like hate watching you throw everything away for just the bottle like you realize there's sorry i was totally zoning out can you say that again the answer to the answer to all your problems like i think the way that you drink it almost looks like you think there's going to be like a scroll with the answer to all your problems at the end of every beer and it's like oh it's not at the bottom of that one like let's start a new one and it's just like i wish we could tell you like you're enough as you are and you don't need to be drinking to the excess and scaring all of us and um like i want

to support you but i don't want to like feed into it because it's like if i'm hanging out with you and you're drinking this much and like i'm not saying anything then it's like i'm enabling you and yeah it's just like i feel like you're gonna die what about my weed habits oh no dude you are so chill you gotta get stoned dude oh my god i love when you're big all right whose personality are we stealing i'm feeling pablo iglesias who dat i don't know i made it where am i i'm i'm stealing the easter bunny why because i miss easter when i was little i'm gonna steal Bodie Miller's personality

is someone to be freaking flying down the slopes. Bobie. Bodie. Wait, you ski? You ski? Or board?

Is that your ringtone? No, I have to accept a co-post from Ben and Jim. What is that alarm? I've never heard that alarm in my life. Oh, Falcon followed me back. Let's go.

Crow post. Yeah, I am going to steal Bodie Miller's personality because I'm going to be flying down the slopes. And Lauren, to answer your question, I can do both,

but I'm better at skiing. Oh, yeah. I'm going to steal i'm gonna steal my friend ava ava's personality wait one second i'm texting because she rocks ava does rock she's awesome she's she's just she's great the only i like everything about her until she points out something about my elbows and then i wish she wasn't around well my elbows are also dry weenus maxing are we weenus maxing later yeah all right thanks guys for listening we'll see you next week i love you play that theme music girl when will

we see them we will have a great rest of your wednesday have a great rest of your week and we will see you guys bright and early on monday that's right comment lork lork for 50 years canadians have wondered what the names of ikea furniture mean like natopa the guardrail for children's beds natopa means giving your favorite person room to grow it means their safety and your piece of no in swedish not opa means night monkey mom he's back ikea 50 years of swedishness at home look he's wearing little pajamas so cute