Will & Rusty's Playdate - omegle survivors w/ Daniela Mora

Episode Date: July 8, 2026

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oh we guys we can go back to google look no it moves it moves oh my god this is ugly bing bing is a little ugly bing is a little it's it's trapped in the past unfortunately are we good to go yeah are you ready bing is millennial yeah i'm ready play date play date episode 225 yes really yeah whoa you got it exactly and it's our are you 25 i'm 27 okay it's our will denellan episode i'm 25 oh okay isn't that fun am i the oldest person in this room uh no andrew's 30 and four for you i was like i'm gonna leave we're here with daniella mora danielle welcome to the show hello we're so excited to have you i'm so excited to be if you guys don't know her check out on the web on the web you can bang her on bing if you bang her like she'll come

she'll come up she comes up more on bing yeah comedian uh i mean yeah i mean you want to introduce yourself as anything else okay comedian um personality personality good friend rat activist rat activist that's kind of been your thing lately being enthusiastic yeah bingo bingo how are you did you get in today no i got in last week last sunday just prepping for the pod i know literally stretching no i've been here for a bit um what have i done honestly nothing much just kind of hanging out with boyfriend but i also did another podcast so oh you got it which one um i did trash tuesdays oh no esther it's our biggest rival what no i don't know what that is we kind of compete for better not in like a cool way i genuinely am not sure i know

she's um she's a stand-up and it's kind of a podcast that's been on forever it's oh oh oh yes yeah i do okay yeah but that was super fun and i ended up being extremely late to this podcast so we i had a lot of ptsd today coming here you got you nailed it yeah on the dot my boyfriend was like you should leave because what happened last time are you a punctual person no no i mean i'm not late but i'm not being like five minutes early if you're not early you're late or whatever they say i was late today um well tell the truth i was late today you've never you're you you're you're always chronically chronically late he made it i don't want it to come off like this is you mean for the podcast or like no no just the podcast oh no today was on time

for the podcast yeah i meant to work today i was uh i got here at about 10 20 we started 10 which is like fine like any other day no one about and i didn't have any meetings or anything but we had two new people starting in our sketch the writer's room today so it was kind of a uh which i kind of forgot about honestly and uh i got a text from my boss at like 10 15 i was like where are you i was like i'm on my way in i had a flat tire oh is this true well i bike to work okay so he'll he'll text and be like traffic is horrible but he's on it we know he's on a bike which i realized she didn't get like the humor in at all so now i'm just like in too far you just lied to your boss well i think which boss laura i think i'll just tell her i had a flat bike tire

and i just had to pump it up which takes like yeah flat tire works for both takes like a one minute saying tell her you had to change the tire would be wrong yeah yeah but i was trying to do it in like my funny way of like having like a car related yeah yeah yeah gotta jump it bike troubles sorry but showing up showing up late when there are two new people i kind of like it's kind of like a you're like the bad boy of the office yeah yeah it sets the tone stating some sort of i'll take that were you wearing a leather jacket no i was wearing this not very bad it's not really fitting the brand really late on the bike well i was wearing it for the big soccer game i'm trying to wear my red white and blue it's a u.s place today yeah yeah yeah we just kind of went with

white and blue kind of yeah you have a little red yeah but it's something that blue jeans like every day but go usa i mean yeah i'm being i'm hoping they win today are you gonna go are you guys are you gonna go to a bar and watch it no i'm gonna go to a bar have you been doing world cup i've been doing world cup you've been doing world cup see i'm all tuckered out from the nick so the world cup is awesome but it's not really hitting close to home it's going the the back i'm a knicks fan as well and uh the back-to-back of the knicks in the world cup is like totally messing with my schedule i can't get into any i can't get into any sort of routine because it's like i now i gotta go drink no for sure and i yeah it's just fucking me up it's been awesome

though did you go to 22 taps what is that it's a that knicks bar it's in silver oh yeah but it's like that knicks bar is that how many beers they have i don't actually know because i've only driven by but i've just heard it's it's like an alcohol salesman's worst nightmare like they're capped i feel like that's like a normal amount of tap or not a normal but it's like a 12 taps yeah four bottles i didn't go i i went to the local i live around here so oh okay you live near okay yeah yeah i'm gonna watch it at three bartenders like they just start naming yeah 18 stools you're like none of these are impressive These are all what every bar has.

25 bus boys. Two hosts. One maitre d'. Like, is it fancy? I was at Barney's Beanery. Okay. I'm not a bar. Where?

When? When I was doing that Airbnb thing. We were over in Hollywood. Barney's Beanery is just like a restaurant? It's a bar, and it's like, I think we're like the cool TikTok kids hanging out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I don't know if they're still doing that. maddie healy was there for the england game yesterday yeah so it's where the cool guys

and i wasn't oh my goodness i know the one time you didn't go the one time i yeah didn't answer maddie healy's text i should have yeah um but we went during the day and i don't know if they're this is like their shtick but like the bartenders were like mean like from the jump and they put a hat on you that says like like ass white yeah it was like it was one of those restaurants where Did they actually? They were like, no. They were just me. Okay, I was like, damn.

It was like 1% enough where you couldn't, it wasn't even worth bringing up to the guy I was with. But then when we walked out, I was like, I'm not crazy. They didn't want us here. And he was like, yeah, every time I come here, they're kind of like that. And the bartenders had reserved a bunch of the stools.

Oh. And we're sitting there drinking and having our lunch. and she came up and put a cup with a piece of paper in it in front of me in the stool that i'm sitting in and she was like you have to be out of here by four this is where one of our regular sits i was like that's not how a bar works yeah i'm fucking sick actually it was like this guy better be damn he better be the coolest guy at the bar because i don't have any bar that would do that hell no that's crazy yeah also like he can't sit one to that me i was just drank the paper refill refill asshole yeah it was it was it was funny though because you at like 350

we were like following their rules yeah i guess we have to like leave tidy up yeah yeah that's fun i mean i don't know i guess that's kind of the dream on the flip side of it yeah if you're the regular that's sick but like now i have to go like i feel like vbb would do that for you maybe That's my local. Oh, but you're local. No, they hold the glass for you, though, which is nice. What do you mean? You bring a glass, and then they fill it up for you every time.

Yeah. I have a problem, because I don't really have a glass that I, like, feel that strongly about. Oh, it's, like, from home? Yeah, they have, like, a wall of, like, the regulars have, like, bring glasses from home, and then they fill yours up when you go. What's your glass? I don't have one, because I don't have, like, a... Oh, just go buy a cool one.

Yeah, but, like, I'm more, like, I'd rather be able to, like, finish my beer and just, like, leave it on the table. Yeah. Like, I don't know. It seems like kind of inconvenient. Yeah. Because I don't usually sit at the bar. Yeah.

That would seem like a lot to do. Then I don't want to like be looking out for my glass. Right. Is that mine? Have you washed my glass? Yeah. They were like, you didn't tell us to. I like the bars that have a mug club.

Like $3 Dewey's in Portland does that where they hang. Sure, $3 Dewey's does that. You can put like stickers. So everyone has a mug. Okay. And I think your beer is cheaper for life or something. Well, I know a lot of those places, it's, like, a set number of people can be in it. So, like, you have to, like, kill a guy to get his mug.

You literally have to, like, wait for, like, their, I think, like, a guy has to die at $3 do it for you to get in the mug club. Oh, my. But you have, like, you can have, like, fun stickers on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're always, like, kind of raunchy, too. I think it's where, like, made. You're in a mug, though? Yeah.

Is that right? Like a poor, yeah, it looks like a, no, a mug's the wrong. Okay, like a glass mug. No, no, it's a white. Oh, like a ceramic. Like a ceramic, yeah. Like hot chocolate. Like you're at in the Renaissance era.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I like that ho, ho. Yeah, that's fine. Ho, ho, yeah. That's like a stein, right? That's like a drawing thing? It's all.

Sorry about him. Please. Just, he's been like this for like the last couple. No, no, it is like a stein, but it's ceramic. So it's not clear. Okay, okay. But you're right. I never thought about that.

That is kind of weird. It feels like they would warm it down, you know? For some reason it's hot Yeah For some reason It's boiling They're always hot Yeah I finally got

In the mug club No one told me The mugs are like 90 degrees Yeah This sucks Get me out of it I don't want to be

In the mug club That might be scary Being in the mud club At a bar There's one corner Of the bar Where the guys Are just like

Super dirty Like Shrek Would be in it Oh my god I said I wanted I thought I said I wanted to join The mug club

Too late Oh, my God. This is a nightmare. Nightmare club scenario. Are you from New York as well? From New York, yeah. And you live in New York? Yeah.

Where in New York? I never left. Where? Yeah. Well, so my family and I were originally in the Bronx, and now they're, like, in Westchester, and me and my sister now are in the city. From the Bronx. Are you a Mets fan?

Yeah, I guess. I'm just recently into sports. I mean, of course, but... The way you answered that was like, it's the first time you've thought about it. and yeah i love them yeah i guess so i mean do i support do i have a shirt no and no but like you know hope they're having fun they're having are they are they good not a lot of fun there's a guy right behind you that's my favorite guy okay they were good last year another one or two years ago they were good two years two years ago will and i went we played hooky and went to a game

And we got caught And now they've been really bad Ever since we jinxed it After you guys went to support once It was 90 degrees I had like strep Getting sick in the summer Seems hard to do

Getting sick in California in general Also strep feels like An east coast thing Like 9 year old boys get strep It's like getting Shingles Like what am I, 8? shingles is like 80

shingles is 80 chicken pox is like 6 just let him work it out sometimes you need to just let him kind of work it out because he's not going to be able to talk about other things until he figures it out it's like getting it's like getting

diaper rash no it's like getting Alzheimer's oh yeah so it's kind of Yeah, strep is, if you kind of think about it, strep's a little bit like getting Alzheimer's. It's like a West Coast Alzheimer's.

So Danielle and I gave you like 45 seconds to kind of work that out, and that's what you came back with? And I still think it was the wrong answer, but... Yeah, I think we're kind of talking about something else, and maybe it's not, you don't... Yeah, that's okay. It's fine. He's still on the bike.

I'm still fine. I'm still fine. I'm fine. I slept in Atlanta last night. Oh my, why? a guy you don't know next to you at the bar is that that's the yeah talking to a girl at a bar i slept i slept in atlanta last night oh my god wait you got she finds your flight guy yeah she finds it like impressive

it works at a bar how'd you get that girl to come home i just told her i slept in atlanta till last night she was like she goes over her friends like hey guys i think i'm gonna stay i met this guy who slept in atlanta last night like oh go go go um i was coming home from from maine and uh and my flight got delayed so i missed the connection and one of my things that i'm working on now is i'm trying to not get stressed about travel stuff okay so i probably could have made the connection but i literally just walked out of the airport and got a hotel wait wait you could have made wait wait wait wait it was possible you didn't want to stress yourself out it was shut the fuck is this real no no no no that it was like it was like 10 minutes

until the plane like left and i was in terminal a and it was in terminal t oh and it 10 minutes until it left yeah and i was just like i'm not no way yeah so like boarding 1000 was closed so i was like terminal a to terminal t yeah i don't even know there could be that many terminals i did a little so i i actually think t might be next to a or is it the opposite i don't know maybe i actually like comes back i'm i'm kind of i'm kind of mistelling this story i initially gave up and was just on the phone with the guy like about getting on another flight and then i did a little jog there and it was like like it already said a new city oh like i wasn't even oh yeah and then i just wanted yeah stop the

little job so you went to the gate i went to the gate just to like double check got it and it was now said like albuquerque i thought yeah that would have been all the time if you were just like ah i'd really have to hustle well like it's just i've done i've done the hustle in atlanta every time out of atlanta for some reason is it that big i don't know it's huge and you have to the busiest airport in the world oh yeah especially if you're delta yeah and the connection that's scary everyone would yeah and i was just like i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do this so i just got a hotel and uh it was kind of awesome that's it was a little freeing where it was just like i'm not gonna try and get on like a 2 a.m yeah one i just got what time i just got a hotel and just i just

yeah yeah it was late at night it was it was like what time was it midnight maybe oh yeah and then i just went to the renaissance inn oh yeah and which uh is i was at one of those this weekend i thought it was gonna be like i thought maybe it was gonna be like residency or renaissance renaissance and i thought there was a chance it was gonna be like a weary traveler when you like walk it it was just a regular hotel and then i i got to sleep for like an hour in my you know when you're trying to convince yourself that you're for some reason you're allowed to watch like two hours of reels before you go to bed yeah like i was like this will help me get back on west coast time oh so i just watched reels in my bed until two in the morning and then slept four hours and

then got on the plane oh and your flight was what time this morning i think i boarded at like 6 30 oh yeah i got some really good reels i got a really good one there's a lot of good reels these days oh my god well you know what i got recently i got a brick for my phone and this is not an ad but it fucking rocks yeah do you feel like better i do feel better do you feel happier um i feel more productive okay i've got a brick and i was like super into it for like three weeks and then i just fell off the train really and so i still have it but i i love it i bring it everywhere we have one at the office you like you'll brick yourself in public yeah like i i I mean, I've yet to brick today, but, and nor do I have it with me, but yesterday I

bricked in the morning and I was like, fuck it, I'm free. Wait, so you'll go the whole day and what does it, what does it take away? I took away Instagram, TikTok. Yeah. Like you can email and like call 911, but no Instagram or TikTok. You pick what you want it to block. Got it. Do you think anyone's ever died because their phone was bricked?

No, you can override it. You just, if you override twice, then you're banned from the app. Yeah. No, I think there's five overrides. Or five. sorry the guy like bleeding out and he's like i already broke i already overrode it today no i don't you can't have it if you can't override it but if you've overridden five times then you just can't use it got it that makes sense like i think yeah you can't like once you've over emergency

brick like you can't ever be bricked in a way that you couldn't undo it yeah like you have to be at it no no no i mean like i mean like you'll never be trapped there's no scenario in which you wouldn't have an emergency override left and be allowed to have bricked yourself. Yeah. Once you've emergency overridden five times,

then you can't brick yourself even to start with. You can't even do it? No, I think it's just like you can't use the app anymore. You're done. Because they don't ever want a scenario because, you know, it's smart. Could you imagine the scenario in which someone is dying and they can't do something and then it's like... But I mean, five emergency

bricks, you should be able to use the brick again i bet you could call him and be like there was a mountain lion yeah okay we'll maybe five all right post a video speaking of emergency bricks we have one here if you want to do it whoa if i'm feeling antsy yeah okay do you guys have one in the sketch wing yeah i just don't have the urge i just love reels oh i'm addicted to real there's no part of me that is like my life would be better my life would be significantly worse without i've been on a tear sending reels yeah that's where maybe there should be a brick for i can't send like reels over a tiktok well it depends on what i'm looking for for sure because i don't send tiktoks to people

yeah that seems hard or i do or i do a lot of comment mentions because i'm like yeah but no one's like checking their tiktok dms no when people dm like do people ever dm you on tiktok like yeah and i'm like a business opportunity and you're like this is where you're gonna do this It's some AI app with like two followers. Or it'll be like a fitness coach. Yeah. Like I'm a fitness coach. And if you post videos on my program, I'll give you the program.

I'll give you one free week. I'll give you one free program. $5 off. Yeah. I'll give you five. Oh my God. I don't ever post on my TikTok story. I'll say it.

I'll say it. Okay. I like when you get a video on TikTok and it's like, if you're, guys, if you're not using TikTok stories, you're leaving a lot of views on the table. It's really hard to, it's also not as friendly as an interface like Instagram is. I just don't understand it. Yeah. I've never done it once. It doesn't feel as right.

I've done it a couple times, but it's not like a frequent thing. I like an Instagram story is fun because I like when people like leave little comments on it now or they like like it. Like on the story and they leave the bubble. Do you get a lot of those? Oh, where like everyone can see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I might have that turned off. Yeah, probably for the-

Or no one has any thoughts on what I'm posting. Because I don't think I've ever seen it. I was, I got Cracker Jacks yesterday. Oh, okay. Or two days ago. Sorry. Is this too hard of a pivot? I got Cracker Jacks at the baseball game on Saturday.

I was at a baseball game on Saturday and I got, you know Cracker Jacks. And they have a prize in it. Yeah, the little toy. So my dad's like, do you want a Cracker Jack? I was like, oh, sure. I'll take one. Just grab the prize. I didn't even want one.

And it asked, would you rather fight 100 hamster-sized elephants or one elephant-sized hamster? Oh, my God. So I thought that could be fun to pose to you guys. Ooh. 100. So whenever someone asks this question. No, you've never heard this one. You've heard duck horse.

100. So it would be elephants that are this big or one hamster. It's like the size of a hamster. No, a hundred hamster-sized elephants. Okay, okay, okay. Or one elephant-sized hamster. It's such a dumb question every time I hear this, because it's like, there's only one... Okay, I won't bring you fucking questions anymore, you dickhead.

I just, no, I just mean... Jesus. I just mean, there's only one option where I can kick them a hundred yards. Yeah. The thing that's the size of this room is always worse than the thing that is the size that's down by my ankles. But what if you go and like... But what if the, you know, guinea pig, hamster, what if he's cute?

You know, what if he doesn't bite? He's just big. But his teeth are the size of that couch. But he's not very hungry. His teeth would not be the size of that couch. He's the size of an elephant. His teeth would be, like, this big. But an elephant is the size of, like, this room, no?

No. Yeah. They're huge. Aren't they, like, 30 feet tall? An elephant is not the size of this room. Aren't they, like, 20 feet tall? No. All right, let's guess the height of an elephant.

Whoever gets closest gets a dollar. Wait, don't, don't, don't. I'm not, I'm not. Okay, 12 feet tall and 20 feet long. I'm going to say, that feels kind of correct. I'm going to say 15 feet tall, 15 feet long. 30 feels excessive. I'm going to go 10 feet tall.

Yeah, I got a little trigger happy there. 10 feet tall, 12 feet long. Okay, I stuck to 15, 15. elephants typically range from six and a half feet to 13 feet tall at the shoulder depending on okay so i feel like ten's kind of a perfect answer so suddenly i would do the hamster big hamster fuck it wait there are one second there are elephants that are like we know we know we know guys that are six six yeah andrew's almost six six right about like its height is not like the preeminent now look how long true like the look up elephant dimensions but it is funny to

think like my boyfriend's six six okay flex it's kind of like you know smasher pass elephant or my boyfriend you know like yeah you know this guy's you know elephant six five he is on the lakers he should be he's six he's six eight he leads he has the all-time scoring record wait body length is 30 feet are you kidding lebron look it's 30 feet long yeah so that's yeah guy who literally just said the exact opposite that's a stretch wait i have a so 30 feet long is now scary but a 30 foot long elephant now i'm picturing them so long yeah also 30 25 would just be a funny an elephant is 30 feet long what the fuck maybe that's if they're sticking their trunk out like top of trunk if their trunk is like fully

out yeah yeah yeah like if guys and their tail is like going all the way out too yeah okay that is yeah i mean look at that that's me and my boyfriend the first pick so how big of a factor or was him being 6'6"? I guess that helped, but I've definitely dated people that were like, you know, that came up to my upper lip. Like, I don't think the height was...

Oh, you've dated guys that are shorter than you? No, that part was a joke, but maybe my height. Okay. But it was definitely a nice, it's a nice touch. Does he live here?

He does. So you're here... We're doing, yeah, I'm here. You're doing long distance? We're doing long distance. How long has that been going on? Like, since we met, I guess, maybe four months or so oh wow i know so you met long distance time to move um yeah we met at work

i'm sure they met closer you ever know people meet on the internet you don't know omegle was crazy that night oh my god did you ever go on omegle oh of course i also think that they they stopped that like now it's no longer i think now it's just for guys jerking off They just, like, clarified it. So now I'm going back on. Yeah, exactly. I got threatened by a guy on Omega when I was, like, 11. Oh, my God.

I think I told you this. We were chatting with what we thought was another, like, 12-year-old girl. We were 12. Another 12-year-old. A fellow 12-year-old girl. Another 12-year-old. A 12-year-old associate. And gave her my number.

We were, like, 13. Gave her my number, and then an old man sent a selfie, and he said, I'm going to come find you in Maine. What was the threat you guys, like, what was the threat? Like, give me money or, like, I'm just going to eat your ass? No, the threat is he's going to come find me in Maine. I know, but just, like, hanging out. I think he's probably going to, like, kick my ass.

I don't know. I don't think he's going to be kicking it. He's on Omegle? He'd be lucky to get a kick. He'd be like, oh, thank God. Thank God he's just kicked my ass. He's just kicked my ass. He's only violent, thank God.

But I slept in my dad's room because I was- Did you tell him why? I think I had to come clean, but I may have omitted some details. Oh, my. Wait, why were you messing- You couldn't see- Couldn't you see them? No, there was like text-

Well, you know when it would do a dark screen and then you'd be like, this is probably a girl my age. And it's like, obviously- They're like, my cameras work. In Tunisia with the cock out in his hand. You know, like it was never going to be like someone that I could hang out with. The best part is like whenever you get- It was like 90% cocks.

And I think that I went more recently than I would like to share. I did it in college. Me too. And it was so fun. We'd be drinking with my friends and we'd be like, let's do it. I thought you meant like... They'd be like, oh, you have to drink when the guy's drinking. Everyone's at the bars and you're like, I'll be there in 30.

Just a couple more dicks. No, it was fun. And also it's like, I don't know, it kind of feels like a window a little bit. like you know i'd be like pushing my friends and like yeah pull their hair and they'd be like oh y'all okay you know like it was just so funny to be really bizarre what was that accent that was british okay oh y'all like hi it's kind of a new accent that was new i'm gonna be honest i didn't think british you didn't think british so it was it i don't think i was aiming for british but that's the only accent i can do okay oh my god i'm just there was also chat roulette chat roulette

was like a little more it was a miracle if it wasn't a guy jerking off like omegle was still every like fifth one you'd be like oh but like chat roulette was like it was exclusively omegle was it so yes we hop on wait i failed to open them down but i'm pretty sure it's no longer a thing oh my it looks like it's back shut up i mean it's gonna be oh god it's gonna i mean it's so fun oh you have to get an app oh you do oh yeah you're right it's a good time yeah it is it was so much fun i remember like there's something what an insane concept though like such a what i mean like how old were you when you started like 12 yeah very young definitely also like was flashing on there too you were i y'all don't recognize me no but i just mean like

i don't think anyone has ever gone and actually seen a girl flashing yeah everyone's like oh freaking the fuck out that was like a drinking rule that no one even decided to make a rule because that was never a thing but yeah when i was with a friend i think once we would do a fun one and then like you know next next like nothing and it wasn't also me being like my name is you You know, it was kind of just quick nip, go running, just for gags. I think if I saw a naked woman on Omegle, my head would explode. I think that guy, like, no one has ever believed him. I swear.

It happened. And she was normal. Sure, sure. Oh, my. There was something. It felt, like, cool to be doing it. Like, why was it cool? It was so, yeah.

When you were 12, like, three buddies on Omegle. Well, because, you know, it was so bad. Yeah, it was so wrong that it was right. Yeah, but, like, we had to have been the first generation of people who got exposed to, like, grown men jerking off. Yeah, full time. Via the internet. Yeah. I'm pretty sure every generation's found their way.

Be free yourself. I feel like every era, no matter the tech, they find a way. The next generation, someone opens a letter, they're like, oh, my God. Good fuck. No disclaimer. Oh, my God. Well, no, in the old days, they had to, like, wear the trench coats. You're right.

I told you. I got old flash. When you were a kid, right? When I was a kid, we were leaving a sushi restaurant, and a guy came up and went, wah! Showed you his California roll. My sister and her friend both started sobbing, and I thought it was so funny. Oh, my God. And then I think a week later, I started to feel a little weird about it.

Oh, you're like missing him. Stockholm Syndrome, he loved him. Where were you? Were you in Maine? Portland, Maine. Oh, they do that over there? He's got to be one of the only ones. He's got to be one of the only ones.

No, they do that. I've been to Manly. They do that over there. They do that. We do that over there. It's part of. It's like our thing. Well, like, thinking of New York, like, obviously, that's a thing.

Yeah. Once, but I've never, honestly, people are always like, I mean, have you seen Jerking Off on the Subway? Sure. But also. People are jerking off on the subway? There's been, like, you're like, oh, someone's probably doing something weird, but people aren't inspecting.

Like, no, he was just flicking his ass. like no one's like you know doing like fact or fiction so like my most time with the jerk off was there in the city there's like a row of clubs it's like tau and like avenue when i was young and we had braces and would go with our fake ids um but you know everyone would be like in that corner and once there was a guy sitting on top of a shopping car with like stuff in it he obviously was unhoused and he was full spread huge cock jerking and then all the beauty you know everyone looking beautiful we're coming that's how you find somewhere to sleep every night and he was just jerking off and people were running everyone's like oh my god yeah and people are falling in

heels people are wasted you know someone's like what's that and he's like going nuts it's really just do you think that ever works for him like there's someone who like who's like i'll never have an opportunity to hook up with a guy yeah yeah also i mean yeah he seems that he's like i don't know transparent yeah it's like the naked man from how i met your mother where like they'll like be naked now i think they'd maybe call that sexual assault but like they'd you'd go home on a date or whatever and like when the girl goes to the bathroom they would like be naked when she came out and they said like the confidence the confidence it worked two out of three times oh okay but now i think you now would be like well i guess if i liked them

yeah i guess how would that work for do you think that would work it would be the naked man i was gonna say something yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna bail you out right now uh my i've told this story a long time ago but on my buddies on the subway once and he had to pee really bad and so he was going like and some lady goes man quit jerking off on the subway and he was like oh and like he was trying to be like i'm not jerking off but the it was right as like the doors were opening so he just went sorry and just left the train and then the doors closed he was like oh my god saying sorry just makes it sound like i was jerking off on the subway so he said he took taxis and ubers the whole rest of the week oh my god it's also like worst case scenario because imagine the

doors opened and he screamed like i'm not jerking off that you're equally as guilty yeah the new york homeless people seem different than like i went to school in florida uh-huh the florida ones were like really fun okay like they all had like a shtick like we'd come out of the bar and we like knew who they were like there was a guy carl jokes yeah they do jokes they do like one guy had a saxophone and we were like borderline buddies with them like they weren't gonna we weren't gonna hang out with them over but like in the sit-go parking lot yeah yeah yeah and like they you'd give them a beer on the way out yeah and they'd have like a fun story for you like it was there it was like a two-way street like you give them money they give you like an anecdote or

something um as saying that is we did chiropractor intro i grew up in charleston south carolina and uh there's a guy yeah he's like like you could google like charleston homeless chiropractor his name was Byron and he would he'd be like oh crack your back and he gave he cracked my back one time I was by myself and I remember right after being like cause he did like my neck where he went like this oh and I

yeah that's him and uh yeah I mean he's he's like the best no one has ever I mean he's no one's like see look at that girl on the back on the bottom right believe in something even if it means breaking your bed he did it to

your neck he did it i was by myself that time i did it and i remember walking away being like that was probably stupid because i didn't know like his reputation or who he was at that point i just think this guy offered and i was just like also especially with chiropractor like you could just really get you die you just snap someone's neck if you wanted so easily but he it was i've never had my back cracked like him oh it felt good go to video yeah it was the best it was the best cracking of my back I've ever Yeah, go to the third one Maybe

Go full screen They all know who he is Laugh with every stranger Yeah, I mean Generally like that feels not even just because he's homeless but like a stranger that just feels like

Or his hands washed That's a big thing He might have Purell okay it was the best no one has ever cracked my back like byron i was tuesday i stand by that that's crazy yeah i feel like the homeless in la i haven't really seen him heavily sedated crew yeah they're yeah they don't have they don't have a shtick they don't they're not they're not they're not coming out they don't have stories to tell yeah there's the shit bag lady was the most i've talked that woman who asked me if i had a shit bag with a shit bag like just a plastic

I was playing fetch with my sister's dog and her dog had run or someone else her another dog from her crew had run over and was mingling with birdie and I was trying to get them like separated because the dog was way bigger than birdie and it looked like it was going to be an issue oh god and she came over and I'm already dealing with like three guys in her crew she's like excuse me do you have an extra shit bag and i was like yeah once was it like for herself no it was for the dog okay she also had a dog she was homeless she was i mean unless she was definitely outside okay um we outside yeah she was outside and uh yeah oh i did all the time i was at the residence and not the renaissance okay we actually weren't at the same i was in ohio this weekend

cincinnati it was 100 degrees oh my it was that is that is what is i it was for a family reunion and i had a good time and that's how i know are you from ohio my mom's like families my grandparents live there but um that's how i know i actually had a good time because it was 100 degrees and i was in ohio and i still was i had fun oh but we were at this residence in and we're like hanging on the patio eating our bagels okay um we got with my family and i picked up breakfast we're just on like the patio of the hotel cosmic turd like like cartoon like the emoji oh my god it's just on the ground and we're like oh god on your porch no on the no sorry like the on the first floor of the hotel okay there was like a patio outside the front door and there

was a valet who was like a high school kid uh-huh and so my mom went up and was like hey there is a sorry there's this sorry there's a gross but there's a nuclear uh steaming pile of shit on the patio you know she said it probably more eloquently and the guy just this high school kid just doesn't say a word and just stares at her and she's like okay all right and so then we went back and finished our bagels went to like the family reunion thing came back still there guy the guy was still there he was just like i'm i kind of respect it like if i just if i just stay completely still what's gonna happen it's like an ostrich yeah yeah they'll go away and it did i guess for him and never never had to deal with it yeah i've never really dealt with shit like

that like literal i guess like if you ever worked in like a apparently with a lot of retail jobs people like shit in macy's or like it sounds like that i had a friend whose mom word worked at lord and taylor and she's like a lot of shit do you hear about the noah khan concert no no oh you guys didn't hear about this you hear what i did yeah so at the at noah khan's show in philadelphia a girl didn't want to miss any of the songs oh i so she pooped or diaper she should herself she should and then reached in her pants and took the poops out and put them on the floor oh i didn't hear about that who is olivia rodrigo i saw with her fans she took the poops out of her pants with your bare hands and put them on the floor and like step on them look up look up noah khan

poop okay wait wait wait why did you aren't they aren't they better in your pants noah khan poop gate yeah look at the images there's photos of the aftermath yeah look at that photo the one that says noah khan philly poop gate wait can we open it i have horrible vision no yeah go to the left to the left twice yeah oh you passed it with the green line yeah yeah oh my which she was in like the the patio area she better like it was all like it was like in a baseball stadium it was all seats though it's all seated so it's not even general admission so like she couldn't have lost her seat yeah oh my god she's lost it i mean that's like i mean unless it was like stick season look at that oh oh what's stick season it's like stink season stink season that's his biggest song

is stick season oh okay you heard you saw the olivia rodrigo one too right what the people wear diapers she was saying like you can and she can smell it also i saw that though in the post was a graphic and i was like this is giving ai no i thought i know what i was like today we see a quote i think i saw her say it on like a radio show i mean that's fucking illegal i would also be like it's illegal to go on a radio show shows over no i wouldn't want to be singing and being like someone took it down oh my god do re mi fa so la ti do like that would really ruin my day well not to get like graphic but i was like how the fuck like if they're 30 feet away like how can you smell it apparently we take for granted like the how much water does for poop like poop

outside of water is like nuclear but like water poop in the water so people like get water beds or is that something else that's a different that's a different thing right yeah um yeah that's scary we had a guy outside one time yeah that the radius of this splatter on the sidewalk we were like literally like the three of us out on the sidewalk trying to figure out like where he could have been i think we landed on he must have climbed the palm tree and pooped from like 60 feet up it was like literally bladder the radius was from like you to answer yeah it was so gnarly that's kind of hilarious yeah i had the other day i went outside this is my last thing about poop or homeless guys or anything okay i went outside and there was a guy in the

dumpster in my alley and he was fully like head full torso was in and just the legs were just kicking out of it and i was like is that like a guy who like tripped or like it was like a cartoon thing but it was just a guy looking for stuff oh my goodness it was really sad actually but it was i just walk out i just saw the legs yeah that's just a funny funny vision it was it was like something that's the type of shit like uh that's like how um it's not how like drake would digging it up just picking doing mermaids yeah it was like it was like how did he get the rap for being like a cartoon guy um i don't know if he did a rap about it but yeah okay you know or they're like drake the type of guy to float towards a pie

also he'd be doing shit like putting a little you know heart in his hair yeah yeah and doing cursive like xo but to get like accused of being like a early disney's cartoon feels like kind of a weird yeah but i think it's also i feel like people ai'd him you know when oh and i feel like they made him like do like be like very zesty and maybe that kind of took off oh my god i remember with logan paul that happened yeah yeah it is funny like when ai came out we were able to make videos we went to like the first things the first type of video which was guy floating towards pie on a on a windowsill like we also went back to the beginning of the timeline oh yeah worked our way there we did like three stooges stuff i got my brother got me a shirt my brother

lives in brooklyn stand up um and that's just me she knows who is your brother it's a new york Do I know him? Sam. Sam who? Dan Allen. I don't know if I do. He's just a guy who lives in Brooklyn. Okay.

He kind of looks like, he's like a little bit tall. Consulting firm. Oh, but he does stand up? No. Oh, you were saying Brooklyn stand up. Yes. Okay. Because I was like, Brooklyn stand up.

No, he doesn't do stand up. And then I was like, damn, he must not get booked a lot. Okay, but he's just a regular person. He's just a regular. He's a consultant, I believe. You do stand up. I do. He doesn't do stand up.

That's why I asked. When you said stand up, you know. Stand up. Then I just made you say his government name. Okay, so. Scratch that. No, put it in. No louder.

He got me a shirt from after the Knicks won the finals. Like, he bought it on the street. Okay. Because it was like, Knicks NBA Finals. Oh, yeah. And it has the whole team on the back. For sure. And all the guys are like.

They're so messed up. A little AI. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, you can tell who everyone's trying to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're all just like a little fucked up. I bought the same shirt. Yeah.

It's hysterical. That's so funny. Yeah, everyone's stretched out. He just gave it to me yesterday. and I was cracking up. Cal's cat's mouth is like this big. Yes.

It's like all stretched. Brunson's hairline is like insane. Will Smith is still like eating spaghetti for some reason. Like that's the bar. Have you not seen that?

That's how they test how good AI is getting. Yeah. Every year they'll ask it to make a video of Will Smith eating spaghetti.

Who's that? I think like the governing body. Pull up like the progression of it. It gets better every year to the point now i remember the first time having a conversation it's very strange

okay so this is the first oh my god i remember this and you put the sound on i'm scared uncle phil come try this fresh pasta of bel-air so have you heard of cling 3.0 I heard it can create multiple scene cuts like this with a single prompt. Isn't that terrifying? Ew, that's so scary. In one year.

AI is so fun. I'm really scared. I think it's going to be, not that this is a nuanced take, but I think it is going to be bad. Yeah. Bad. That we can say is like no one can be us.

I think they can. But can they? Yeah, I think they're just going to be AI influencers that just post more videos than us. I will. And I'm already struggling with that. You know, I'm already working for my mental health. I was thinking about that the other day where I was like, I do this for a living and there'll be times where I'm like, oh, my God, I forgot to post. Forgot to do my job.

This is so unrelated, but this text my mom sent me was cracking me up this morning where in our family group chat, I had like mentioned my flight getting canceled, whatever. and my mom goes uh talk about kicking a guy when he's down and i was like yeah and then i thought about for a second i was like wait what why am i down i was like i feel like everything yeah this is the only thing that was you missed the flight but kicking but this is just missing a period yeah that is a funny thing for someone to say it's like wait wait i was down and so i go when it rains it pours yeah i literally what wait am i is there something i don't know about and this is what she said so she goes she goes just what you needed i mean knock a guy when he's down geesh just what you needed and i go wait why was i down and she said i thought you were feeling

the sunday scaries and i go oh yes like i told her i was hungover the day before and i think she thinks that hangovers are like a week-long thing yeah that's also like your mom be like oh man just when he was hung over yeah my mom would be like oh my god i had one of the scariest driving home from i was like in like the middle of maine and i had to drive back to portland after like five days of kind of hitting it pretty hard and just being in like rural highway main by yourself when you're hung over

and scared is pretty scary day yeah pretty pretty grim can you believe Taylor Swift got married at MSG

I don't want to do this what I'm just joking you don't want to know about it I just I think that's weird I think it's super weird

I think it's very weird that's so odd like doesn't like isn't her whole like I feel like the build up to her getting married

I was expecting it to be, like, a royal wedding or something. Only by France. Like, why would you be like, let's go to MSD up the 30th? I guess that's, like, her, like, happy place. Is she from New York now? My sister. That's, like, where she does her big. But that would be, like, us being, getting married in, like, our podcast studio.

My sister was like, yeah, I think that's where she did. I think they did it because that's where she did her first show. I was like, Laura, I don't think she did her first show at Madison Square Garden. She's like oh yeah I must have misread that Her first musical open mic Was at MSU I mean yeah I don't know

I want to see like a picture Of it and then I can judge Everyone signed NDAs I don't think we'll ever see any Well then what the fuck is the point I don't know Like do it for yourself boring I signed an NDA last week I went to something and I can't tell you what it was

I went to a like a reality Like a taping of a show last week but I signed an NDA you were at Love Island yeah I was part of the live studio but it was pretty fun to see how that works but I can't say anything

that's a bad thing to bring up bringing up that you signed an NDA am I allowed to say I signed an NDA yeah isn't that in the NDA that you can't say I didn't read that shit I just signed it yeah it is weird that is that's like someone being someone telling you they have a secret but they can't okay but

this is what i say shut the fuck up at some point in like probably like a year or something people are gonna be like what the hell are you in the background of something yeah i'm in the background of something oh yeah he's gonna be in a music video no i'm not gonna whatever i've had to sign some for like brand stuff but never anything cool no it'll just be like it's like don't tell anyone don't tell anyone about our new campaign and you're like i love you love working with you guys like my buddies do not want to talk about it unfortunately i make a lot of i'm gonna think i'm gonna start i think you can't you can't say you've made it until you like women have to sign ndas when they come home with you from yeah yeah you have them you have them on your bedside

table next to like a yeah yeah that's really what you're aiming to achieve it's not money for me it's not money it's not fame not love I just want to get to a point where I have or like you have a lawyer in the bedroom

comes from under the bed I think the secret is leave them with nothing they'd ever want to share like nothing memorable oh oh sorry maybe I phrased

Jesus I thought that was like a I thought that was like a trauma thing alright maybe cut that no no that was funny I meant that in the context of like it was so

they make it so boring such a bad yeah yeah so average yeah his dick was average size average event tiny guy comedian talking about how the sex he has is so mundane that they could like show it in a health class oh my god yes yes yeah um did i tell you guys about

ty's fucking postmates driver no tell me about ty's fucking postmates my roommate ty uh is like in the shower and he and uh i guess he ordered postmates and i'm in the fridge like doing something i'm in my boxers and i look over and his postmates driver is standing in our fucking apartment open the door no standing in the middle of our apartment and i literally like it was the loudest i've ever screamed in my entire because i didn't know he was getting postmates one that's even if i did that's not a thing that whatever he's standing in our fucking apartment i go jesus fucking christ and he was like uh sweet green for thai and i was like what are you doing and he like no knock he walked out and i went to tie and i was like your postmates driver just

walked into our fucking apartment and i'm like do you have to report this guy to fucking postmates that's not okay like i was really really upset it like it was one of those ones where your heart was going for like 10 minutes after it turns out there was a bit of a language barrier and to get into our apartment we have like that butterfly thing where you you it's just like what is the butterfly what is that it's a common like like security system where you can let someone in on your phone oh so he had swiped him in and had texted the guy i let you in and the guy must have thought i come in i come in or you i'll let you like yeah whatever the door is unlocked and so he came into the fucking apartment he was completely harmless yeah yeah it was like

jesus dude like we need to make sure oh that we are making it clear you cannot come into the apartment that is not okay he's like it translated in his language to grab a beer from the fridge what i knew a girl who would like literally have them delivered to her in bed like they would come through her apartment in her bedroom and give it to her so she didn't have to get up and like go to the door if i had a gun sure like that girls did that at ron's too and we were like you're gonna get like yeah you're gonna get attacked that's there were and it was like you you know people were dealing with hangovers back then where you're like literally immobile i was like you were a sitting duck you're yeah true you like can't even you're like in bed your head kills and you're

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episode oh my god i saw this girl on speaking of people going going viral uh-oh guilty this is there is a girl who it there's a trend where they're like uh they there's a phrase and then you say it in like different emotions yes you know what i'm talking about there is a lady that came across my desk this weekend i feel like i have a pretty high threshold for like what makes me cringe just because i'm like seeing literally like got like everything new types of guys like on an hourly basis there is a woman who i think misunderstood the trend and did sit your ass down in white white chinese mexican white black chinese indian okay yeah it is it is one of those videos where you go it's that's the last that's the last thing you can do on the internet that is

that is now a trend though people are doing i've seen that twice i seen the woman then i also saw a guy so did the guy do it well because i do think there would be something kind of impressive about he did it well if you do like one you gotta nail it if you do one other race's accent it's like whoa but if you can do like four different ones perfectly you're like now we're maybe she did four she didn't even do white correctly and she was white okay can you can we watch this i need will to do it fine what we're not the ones fucking that we're critiquing well i was gonna i had a segment idea where i was gonna make you do it okay okay we do it every episode Should we try it?

Ready? Yeah. While he's looking this up? Yeah. All right. Say, or should we watch this first? Yeah. Which one is it?

One, we'll, wait, wait. I think if you go to TikTok. Tell me a phrase. Say, say, say, you want me to do sit your ass down in black? No, no. I give you, I'm going to give you a category and then you say sit your ass down. Okay. Okay.

Ready? Yeah. Horny. Sit your ass down. Okay. Horny. Sit your fucking ass down. on that bed hornier oh my god if you don't sit your ass down i'm no you're supposed to just say

the same words well you're getting hornier that's yeah wait what you can't isn't the whole thing you're supposed to be like it is but i think you know people add to it can you pull can you pull up actually i have the way i've been doing it wait i have one more i have one more yeah hornier sit your ass down right so i'm saying it completely normally yeah that's how you find out i've been unbelievably horny all day oh my god so horny it stink i was so horny the other day it stunk yeah i have this video somewhere it seems like a lot of people have done it yeah but okay this i think is like she deleted it so i could only find people like reacting to it yeah yeah yeah that's like was she not she didn't do it well because i did not do it well that have

done it well and people are like this is actually so good yeah i think you can kind of get away with anything if you do it with like enough confidence passion or talent here you go andrew so this actually the girl who if this is the reaction one this one's hilarious but there is a girl there's a type of content that is like a video goes viral and then at the end a guy just like laughs or like he's in the he green screens himself but he's not even no he's not even reacting he's just like there oh okay okay let's get let's get our eyes on this so she's gonna start with white then she's gonna do black asian parentheses hard and samantha sit your butt down please tyrone now i done told you to sit your ass down do not make me repeat myself boy sit your

black ass down i told you sit your ass down i don't want to repeat myself anymore okay you hear Okay, now, Nivesh, I told you three times, and I don't want to repeat myself anymore. Oh, God, this is a bad one. It's so much worse than I remember. Okay. Who's making her do this? Herself. I must have had a couple beers when I saw this.

Yeah, because I thought it was. Can we see a comment? No, sorry. This is like someone's screen recorded it. Oh, okay. Let's see a comment. so like whenever someone gets caught doing something racist all i see these comments are like they'll never be on love island is that like a thing that happens

yeah like you like if they say any type of any but isn't that every show it is but it's just funny because love they are so policing it the past two years i think um someone like said something i forgot what they said there's been like three people this season alone yeah yeah And then people, I mean, the audience gets excited. They're like, get him! They're like, jeez. What happened to our guy from Venice? He's still a bunch of them.

He got booted. You been watching? Which one? No, I'm not watching. Oh, I don't know. I'm like up to date on the fucking algorithm of it all, though. People are like, these two. I'm like, sure.

I will say, like, it is unsurprising that they're the ones getting caught saying stuff like it just feels like maybe they don't have the greatest judgment yeah if they're like willing to do that stuff on camera

like maybe they've said I think just doing a reality show period is it makes me so uncomfortable yeah I just thought like they don't even give like if someone didn't want to partake in that orgy well also that wouldn't have a choice Andrew had an interesting point when we were talking

about this two episodes ago where there wasn't a prize like there was nothing on the line it was just me the producers literally like have them like with they have like a dog whistle essentially where they can just like make them horny yeah yeah or i don't think it's very hard to get them horny also i guess it's for views and you know you kind of know yeah you also know what you're getting into like yeah also everyone is in a thong bikini for 12 days straight how do they not get like they're like wet 24 7 i feel like i'd be like chafing no yeah they're like in like the pool but i mean yeah i would definitely have a uti and especially in a bathing suit for that isn't that a thing like girls like can't wear a wet bathing suit for like more than a couple hours

or else you get like a yeah yeah yeah like i it's just uncomfortable and i think i mean that would just be disturbing how much money would it take for you to recreate this like so you get transported to an alternate timeline where this hasn't happened yet and you have to and no no and like so it wouldn't come off like you're making fun of this you post this video verbatim on your channel how much do you think how much would i would i take how much money a lot how much money would i get for this you'd need enough to get you through the next like five years exactly when i need to plan out paying out of pocket for my kids braces um i think i mean would i say a million dollars is that even too crazy i don't even think that's high enough for the star i was

thinking like it's not even that i would honestly i'm good at accents or would be able to do this you know posting a video of you saying sit your black ass down is one of the craziest things you could possibly i think i could i think i could do three out of the four but one of them would really trip me up i've never even i don't even think i just think maybe i why it easy i've never been able to sound white yeah an indian accent no that makes it seem like i'm attempting the other two all the time i just well what cracks me up is her name on tiktok is sam beyond corporate which believe leads me to believe that she is like doing this outside of her like regular corporate job she's like a five to nine before nine to five kind of account she

She lives in an apartment that was built four years ago, and she's in her first year out of college. Also, the techs haven't seen many women doing this trend. Can you pull her up? I want to see if she's posted an apology video. Sam beyond corporate. I bet you can't even find it. You're not, dude.

Oh, my God. I'm not even ready for Sam corporate. She's not going to be in corporate anymore. I don't know what I'm going to do. Ex-Fortune 500, helping professionals build their own blueprint beyond the 95. Is this her? Yeah. Book a clarity call.

So she does career coaching, essentially. Book a clarity call. So imagine like you're talking to her. You hired a career coach. Imagine you're paying a career coach and then you're scrolling on TikTok and you're like, oh fuck, whoa. Go to like popular, like just sort by popular.

I'm sure on the right side. I'm sure that she's- Then she removed it. But I said what I said. Okay, maybe it's that, the third one. The smartest people are the ones that get most frustrated. Okay. okay yeah that would be what i said there is she's giving you advice on like how to present

yourself so that you can like give yourself the best opportunity for getting hired and then ended her final zoom call for the day and was like before dinner i can squeeze in a tiktok before dinner that is the craziest one of the craziest things i've seen all week insane you don't have to worry about losing your job if you don't have a job it's a good point true this is also a rare find and you really were scrolling. I was deep. It was like I found a screen recording of the video. I've seen the good ones done well of this,

and it is very funny. I just, the risk to reward is not there for me. Yeah, I mean, who would ever, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. It's scary. Do you think she was drunk and woke up the next day and was like, holy fuck.

No, she looked sober. all time like worst like some people like all right I look hammered in that Instagram story take that I posted a minute long video of me doing every accent like double down

like you know it's so strange her account it's so different from the rest of her yeah this maybe this is the same kitchen here yeah tough love a message for you today nothing irks me more than people who say they want out of their corporate job and they just need something

different i mean she's she seems so normal she's out of her she's selling the plan how to get fired she must have like a mental break that day i was a marketing director look if you met this girl at a bar you would be like this is like she might be too professional for me yeah you know what i mean it seems like she has her shit together left for good and i now okay wait she's only shifted to this content after getting fired for the black scent thing now it's all like how to why i got out of corporate life i am just so confused how it doesn't seem so out of character for her not that i know this is the type of woman if i met her in a corporate setting i would be like she definitely does some crazy shit you think dude have you ever posted a video that

you had to archive because you were getting so much hate no really we have you posted a video in two years so it's true we've kind of gotten away with without having to deal with that like it's a miracle that something hasn't happened the worst i mean like the one i think i've been like embarrassed before definitely yeah yeah the four loco video i was like that was probably not i also hadn't totally like uh done well enough on social media that it was guaranteed i wasn't gonna have to get a regular job after college yet and like at 19 i posted a video of me drinking 12 12 ounce four locos what that was pretty gnarly what was the end of that video you can watch it the ending is pretty grim really it's just me where is it it's at my college house well where

is the video it's on tiktok i actually don't even know if i've seen i've never seen it i've never seen either i've never seen it because i couldn't go back and watch it so for context i had go to videos i had uh i had told two like younger kids in my fraternity like will you come over and make sure i don't leave the house okay and then they immediately took me skimboard or uh wakes wake surfing oh my and like i think i like almost drowned and then like they like brought me back and i woke up in the morning and they had them you almost drowned skimboarding no no like i've phrased that probably like the wake surfing where you're getting towed by a boat okay you know like skimboarding where you're like yeah it's like one inch of water um sit up stand up uh and

and then i woke up in the morning all the other younger kids in my fraternity had come over and stacked every chair in the house on top of me in my bedroom and i literally thought i was dead because you're in like it was really just if you yeah sort by popular i mean crazy it's the it is the one where i am in also these are like oh it's that one of the baits the baits shirt two videos to the right this one yeah these are like guys welcome back to rusty rank spears where i pick a brand drink 12 of them and then give it a score today we got the lethal for loco oh my god oh my god just already am i normally would be after the end of the review oh my god they taste horrible after four but they make you feel amazing um i will keep posted after the

April. Alright, guys. I already ate it. You're cross-eyed. All your drunks have ever been after eight of them. These are 14%. Oh, my God. Put me on my damn keister. My voice. Uh, pigeons aren't real. Um, keep us

after the, um, 12 o'clock. Alright, guys. Oh, my God. You're what? Don't, don't, don't drink 12 of these. It's not. um no one's gonna find trouble and then after and then after that um oh my god no it's don't don't do it all right guys oh my god you know what's you know what is terrifying about that

that period of my life might it contrary to what it seems like in the video that might have been the happiest i've ever been it seems like a sad existence but that was like peak on a day-to-day basis that was an awesome and you i don't even think like i think i slept it off and was just like not even hungry like your body could bounce back good god those are the glory days have you and you did it alone no i was with buddies but i would go like film if i ever had buddies in the background a lot of the comments would be like your bodies are annoying or whatever so i would do it alone so when i came in the second one you can tell i had a sunburn yeah i was wakes wake surfing for like two hours my god i have a buddy sent a video of that day when we got off

the boat uh it's me jumping into a pond in a park naked and then the following video is us me sitting in his truck and i just said let's go home have you ever had to archive a video oh for sure for what did you get hate for um well i think men online are just kind of scary they can be they could be really scary what was recently that I had to take down um and also I'll take it down and then put it back up but I just want to like slow it because sometimes it's just like you but I posted a stand-up clip and I was talking about I was seeing this guy and I was like oh we've been doing really expensive dates and I think I I don't know basically some guy was like oh the most expensive day I've spent on a woman was like 130 dollars and then I was like oh like

i was like 130 like are you guys splitting costco samples like i was like that's so not a lot of money and obviously seeing that on the internet you'd be like let's murder this girl i'm an incel but i mean it was so crazy people were like fuck you yeah scary but like stuff like that that feels like kind of hard that feels like i mean if you asked a hundred guys the most expensive day it wasn't like you were saying it was like yeah yeah and then the actual turn of it that was funny but i don't think people fully watched it through is that you know i'm going on and on with all these jokes and then he's was like piping up and he's like not with the girl and it was like oh you're gay and he's like yeah and i was like oh that's worse and then the crowd is cracking up

it's like a good time and then but no people are really pissed lost a lot of male followers that day well i'm sorry that on behalf of our race thanks yeah yeah i think also when i started tiktok too i feel like i would overshare more than necessary and that was getting scary it was like let me not do too much um but i feel like that was just the time back then yeah i mean i feel like our stuff is like pretty detached from our actual like personal life yeah yeah yeah that's true yeah people have less of a i guess here people have a very in-depth glimpse into our but enough that there's not it's not like out of context yeah yeah yeah that's the worst part is you you i if you do get hate you're like i wish i would have just explained that i know one percent

more and i could have yeah yeah yeah i think you're right though 130 is like dave and busters nowadays i was like 130 that's like trader joe's yeah half of yeah yeah yeah yeah 130 is how much spent an air one this week yeah i only went once how many rats did you get it's a lot very expensive but yeah i mean everyone was just broke and then you know people are fighting each other in the comments right they're like you're broke like you know you're fat and broke i'm like okay well where was the show because if it was in like idaho 130 i think it would be a lot okay but also you know i'm not making this like this is in new york very expensive city you know it's just a quick clip but The people commenting are probably in...

Literally in, like, Wisconsin. I don't know if there's a place, like, if there's a restaurant in Los Angeles or New York that you would take someone on a date at where it would not be around there if you both got two drinks and an on- Half a mocktail. It is a nightmare. No, for sure. Dating is expensive.

It is really expensive. I think, I don't know. I don't know what I think about that. I think we should do like a Sadie Hawkins year. What's that? Like a year where girls pay for all the guys. Oh, a year. Sadie Hawkins?

She was the first president of Germany. Oh. No, that's not true. Did you ever do like a Sadie Hawkins dance? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When the girls ask the guys. Google who is Sadie Hawkins.

I actually don't know. Wait, did you guys bring people to the dance in like middle school? Oh, we did not do that. we didn't do the only time i ever had a date to a dance was high school prom yeah yeah she's a little she's a fictional character from the comic strip lil abner depicted as the homeliest gal in town what does that mean homeless is like is like it's like not it's an insult like not cute it's like when southern people like a good like home bless her heart she's very homely i didn't know that until i started meeting people from the south but like bless her heart is them calling

you special needs yeah and also being like drop dead i think it's like she's dumb or choke on your tongue type of no i don't think it's like malicious okay i think it's like she's so cute bless her heart is like is like she is not cute and she she is a little dumb i think poor soul so sadie hawkins which she was the homeliest she looks like kind of busty in the cartoons she doesn't seem yeah if that's homely i need to move to whatever town this is yeah um imagine her chasing after the guy hearing people around town are calling your girlfriend the homeliest girl in town i mean that's crazy did you hear Do you hear Rusty's dating the homeliest girl in town?

That would be the worst. I think that would be beautiful because there's beauty in all forms of beauty. What do you think about that? Like girls taking initiative, like going up to a bar. Done it. Yeah. I mean, I actually kind of was the first one with my boyfriend. Like I kind of called him and I was like, come out, you know, like let's get a drink or whatever.

Did you call them? I did. I called him on the phone. we were texting but also he doesn't live here so he was in new york for like one night how'd you meet being a slow texter so just like pick up um that's a good move just calling and being like let's circumnavigate this entire middle part yeah also we both know what's going on yeah like it's also you know it was late and there's no time to waste but we met doing he works in production so like a social media show that i was on and then he was like producing it and then

that's really it now it's funny too though because i know all of his bosses you know i know his co-workers and everything so every time i make a video and i'm just like you know suck dick today the boss is like okay see daniela's nice he's definitely yeah it's very obvious or you're not in town yeah they're like wait what whoa oh my god i i think the ladies making the first move is nice because it's as a guy yeah you don't know if unless you're positive that they feel the same way you're like is it creepy to like be forward like you have to be kind of coy yeah but if a lady is just like come on yeah or you have like girlfriends that are like oh this guy won't like leave me alone and it's like oh i hope i'm not that guy yeah you think you're like you think

you're like talking to a girl yeah and her to her friends is like this guy is berating me yeah andrew i mean i guess like too for like as a guy who looks like a pervert is that like a hard to like know like ever how to approach something i deal with every day yeah and there's not enough awareness about it right like some guys just look like some guys just yeah that's a good point yeah they're really good guys i walk in a bar everyone starts covering their drinks you know like i just i'm that kind of guy and their cheeks when a girl is like being dry and like not really sometimes like there were girls that i went to college with who like their thing was that they were like kind of mean and then they were like i've liked you ever since yeah and you were like

you were being a dick like at graduation there would be people who like i heard this happen to multiple people where they were like i always wished you like made a move made a move or whatever and i was like you were the meanest like we were all like scared of you like it was like it was a little bit endearing but like yeah how would you know yeah how would i how would i ever have thought that that was i remember i asked her if she wanted to come to our formal and she was like blocked like literally like being like very sassy at the bar so i like moved on and like asked someone else and apparently that was part of like the game i found out later but i was like i'm that's i'm not gonna be like you said no and then like keep i'm it's like not like the 50s where

you're like yeah yeah you talk to someone's grandma and they're like i said he asked me on a date 14 times before i said yes it's like that's harassment he followed me home yeah every day for a year he kept trying to get hit by my dad's car he cut my brakes so i ride with him to work every yeah oh my god i remember there was a girl in high school who had kind of you know like gotten around a lot i thought you were going i thought you were doing this there was a guy in high school kind of uh one of those and i i remember i was like so in love with her but always like way too scared to make a move yeah and then at graduation she was like happy graduation andrew and i was like i didn't even know you knew my name and i was like i totally could have like

made a move on her and I never did wait her knowing your name means was everything that was everything to me that's the only thing I remember from

I mean you know we're not slut shaming on the show she was like she just had been with a lot of guys yeah

so why weren't you just like she knew your first name that was barrier to entry in a way because we had never spoken before we had never like

met we had never had a conversation so I was like wow maybe I she's known me all this time she knew my name

she knew my name she knew my name it was a big graduating class so if i had made a move on my girlfriend any earlier it could have been it could have gone really it was an hr vibe it could have gone my girl my girlfriend used to do andrew's job oh yeah i waited till she left smart i'm just hoping andrew will quit soon yeah bursting sit your ass down yeah oh my god but that was i remember yeah i was like there's just no like that would be so awkward did you

were you guys like liked each other when she was working and then you guys are like waiting until she leaves or i mean i didn't know she liked me but i had a crush on her okay but i didn't know i'm not gonna make a move because like yeah what the hell like we're on air together like it would be a fucking nightmare if she was like no yeah yeah then i yeah but i would have been pissed also yeah ruin the show no because i would because you liked me well we were banging behind Yeah, should we road map it up? Yeah, I think we're just doing drafts, right? Should we?

Yeah. Wait, I have a This Guy Rocks. Can I do a This Guy Rocks? Sure. Okay, we'll do a This Guy Rocks and then we're going to do our drafts. So This Guy Rocks is a segment where we show a guy who rocks. Okay. A guy.

Ugh. A guy. Am I saying that weird? Guy? A guy. I'm not crazy. I'm saying guy weird. Am I saying guy weird?

all right so i don't remember who this guy is but let's i i copied the link in my note so it must be funny let's me can't spell featherstone oh my god okay so this is so funny this is a minor league baseball game and the guy who's the sound guy that's like in control of like telling you who the batters are whatever is going fucking nuts with the sound effects it is so this is Wait, turn it up even more, Andrew. Guys, emptying the clip today. It's the second inning. 1-2, and this ball is fouled down the third baseline,

and this will also go out of play. What you got for us now? Man, all the glasses breaking. Mickey can't contain himself, everybody. Three for two foul balls. Sounds, guys, emptying the clip today. It was two foul balls on me. It's the second inning.

One-two, and this ball is fouled down the third baseline, and this will also go out of play. We had a sound guy at the Portland Seadogs. Growing up, it was just our double-A team, and if there was a foul ball, he'd play glass shattering, and then it was an ad for Portland. He'd go, better call Portland glass. Oh, my God.

I was like, that is awesome. You know what we had growing up? What's that? that's another great clips foul ball it's for great clips you know what's crazy is you we've both told each other that like multiple like the amount of times the foul ball guy it's awesome who's your foul ball guy i don't think i have one i don't know him that well everyone has one everyone is a foul ball guy well cat's out of the bag america's turning 250 that's right and uh we're teaming up with Mountain Dew to celebrate a little bit by

sharing some of our favorite moments that made us feel American yep and I could kick it off if that's okay with you please did you know this one day I drove to all 50 states in one day and as I was rounding the corner into the 50th state which is Utah weirdly I did it in a really weird order as i was crossing the border into the 50th state a big star spangled banner hit me and it felt so good and it felt so good and i just went home and i started crying and i cracked open a mountain dew my life is never the same and that is when i came up with this song the sparse star spangled banner you i forgot that you wrote that that is very similar did i ever tell you about the time i broke down in amish country oh no my car broke down in the

middle of pennsylvania thousands of amish people come immediately give me a mountain dew and they build me a new car out of wood in one minute one minute fully functional it didn't take gas it wasn't electric just went it just went and guys what's more american than amish people building you a car that is what i've always said cheers to that cheers to america and cheers to mountain dew and cheers to apple pie guys it is officially summer season and the cooler is stocked with ice cold mountain dew guys there's a lot of stuff on the summer calendar this year i'm talking lake trips i'm talking cookouts i'm talking backyard hangs and i will say it i'm talking watching the game in someone's living

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River Dew is part of the moment. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American original, tasting great since 48. Let's get back into the episode. All right, should we do our dating apps that don't exist? Okay. You tee it up, Willie. These are more dating apps that don't exist.

Bumper to butt. It lets you know if there are any other sexy singles in the same traffic jam as you. Maybe you can go take the next exit and go get a drink. That's cute. Okay, I got Gimme Brain Rot. Nice. Matches algorithms with people,

matches the memes, sense of humor, kind of, you know, couple up based on like your internet intake. I love that a lot. Good trip. You put in a destination you want to go to and it matches you up with someone who also wants to go to the same place

and you guys can go on a little vacation together. Cute. Okay. All right. let's try on confession for size it's for Catholics who've committed the same sin so if you're

you've both done blasphemy of the Holy Spirit maybe you go maybe you go grinding if you've committed adultery maybe you do that again get coffee or something like that wait speaking of blasphemy of the Holy Spirit are you

religious um yeah I guess okay I mean not really you i'm not really sure that's fair no i don't think so i guess no but you're not okay i'm not like you wouldn't be offended by a photo of our buddy liam holding a cross right no because did you see the af pod no did you guys not see this no almost friday pod like the other pod that we do here uh they're like not going to be recording for a little bit because liam and will are away and uh emily posted this like post of like with this like fake story about how i saw that starting this like uh religious like christian they're going to like a christian camp and to like set

up this thing and it was like a photoshop picture of like liam and will like holding a cross and if you've ever listened to their pod or know anything about them they're it's you know not like not they're not like bad boys but it's like a reverent humor just like i don't know like all the comments are like not cool over the line how dare you mock god like this is so bad like stick to comedy do not touch our like lord or like thousands of likes thousands of like they had to take the post down and liam had to post like an apology oh i mean people go hard for god i know i was just like you wouldn't expect their audience to be i also didn't even i'm gonna be honest like i didn't even really get it wasn't even like mocking it was just like a fake story

that they were like going to like a jesus camp or something but i had a top i had one of the top comments i commented don't mock my gond and then i did i replied to it and did asterisk like i'd spelled it wrong and then just did gond again and i had like 500 likes and then the post got taken fun fact blasphemy of the holy spirit is apparently the only unforgivable sin really it's blasphemy of the holy spirit what does that mean i don't even know i think it's like you've mocked him to the you've mocked him to the point um that like your heart is your heart is unable to be open to god it's like hey god yeah i guess also is it you're like saying his name in vain yeah but you can that could be you know you can like we're about like pooping on a dead guy

or something that's not as bad literally like i literally think the only one you can't here can't be forgiven so that's safe you can do that you can sell someone's organs on the dark web literally I think you can like murderers can go to heaven if you find Jesus I mean OJ's in heaven that's true did OJ Simpson die

yeah like 5 years ago wait I just saw a picture of him in Miami with like 2 college girls well it was AI or old yeah it was old it must be old he died in 2023 or 2

Can you imagine sending your daughter to U-Miami and then she's on O.J. Simpson's Instagram story? Like, what did I do wrong? Sorry. Worth every penny. Innocent man. Okay, back to dating apps. This one's a little crazy. It's called Fam.

Okay. And you can find people with your same name or last name. You know, you might be related to them. But it's also like, you know, date your uncle. See if you even want him in the family. you know this could be like a it could maybe be like your steps yeah yeah i don't know like your aunt your dad's sister's husband with your aunt and like see if like you even want to like explore this any further really scary scary how about this one they could all go to confession

then we'll go on yeah once you get kicked off fam we'll fill up that one that's a good goal uh opposite day you create a profile of like everything is the exact opposite of what you would actually want yeah or what you are and so you try to match with like the most opposite person to what you're looking for okay i almost had something similar for that so then it's like a fun like when you go on the date it's like you can laugh about like yeah yeah yeah yeah like i might be like the hates in my pants the mats it loves women loves it hates my body hates your body it's my specific body um i only had two i got another one i also have another one are you okay this one is called puss or pass and it's based on you swipe based on people's pets

so it's like i would like you know i want to hang out with this guy but i'm not trying to go over if he has a huge doberman slobbering on my knee yeah are there also pictures of him No, it's just the animal. Going over to a guy who's a snake. Yeah, it could be a killer. But wow, it has a little Siamese cat. I'm going to go. I like that a lot.

Seat match. This is my good trip idea. But it's for sporting events or concerts. So if you want to go to a concert with someone or go to a sporting event, you put that in it. It matches you up with other singles going to that event. I like that. Has any of these ideas ever...

The million old. different look at the million oh we did like daily games like the wordle type vibe yeah and i had one where it's just you every day you guess a number between one and a million and if you're right you win and you get one guess and someone made it look can you put it yeah should we do a million over there well i want to just google it it comes right up does it really i fucking hope so it's the only million i was struggling last also someone made the uh salsa migo oh no it doesn't work at all i have a link right here oh perfect oh yeah someone did make the salsa migo and i got lost in the mail porch pirate ticket yeah oh okay all right i think we should let danielle pick wait

wait i think we should do digit digit digit digit digit okay you say the first number danielle um three or do we say four no you could pick any that's just an example okay three four oh two one one oh three again eight ten i'm just kidding guess it oh it was five thousand five fuck damn it damn all right should we do sayings that don't exist yeah these are more sayings that don't exist all right i guess leaving a trail to the wrong trap this is uh when you're like trying to guide someone but you're definitely putting them in a misleading direction and you need to get it on the right track so like hey you're leaving

a trail to the wrong trap right now i like that okay this was not my strongest suit um instead of trust yourself just don't trust yourself yep kind of like that it's just kind of you know don't trust your gut yeah don't really believe in your instincts kind of go with your anxieties and like you know other things fall yes okay starting on the last page doesn't mean you read the book sometimes you need to do the hard stuff at the beginning and you can't just skip to the end and say that you did it. Love that.

Buying two gallons for the same glass. This is, if you have sort of a bottleneck, don't keep investing in something if you're not gonna be able to do anything with it because you're limited by the next step in the process. Yes. Okay. Does that make sense?

I think so. Like, don't buy, like, a million different hats. Right. If you only have one head. Yeah. new hat that's a bad example that's a bad example new hat same head yeah new hat same hat exactly you get it okay i have lose your friends and find yourself and also family also applies to this but kind of just drop everyone that you know and love right kind of go barefoot in the middle of a wood

and just kind of you know get lost and be really selfish yeah i like that okay uh try this one on for size okay is that i thought this was funnier last night it might have been funnier last night wiping doesn't mean you didn't poop just because you clean up the mess doesn't mean that it didn't happen you can cover your tracks but at the end of the day you still did that i like that yeah whoa okay um okay go ahead sneaking with sandals yeah i mean what are you doing if you're gonna spend the time to sneak around you might as well invest in the right footwear right make some noise oh that one's literal that one is completely literal i thought maybe it's like no no you're cheating on your girlfriend but you're doing it like sloppily like that's what i'm saying like

if you're gonna take the time to try to do something make sure you're operating with the right equipment okay i like it like you're gonna like if you were gonna go to the baseball game you wouldn't wear a track suit sure yeah okay to be honest your sayings are good but the explanation is so bad really not really missing it really missing a little more confused after the explanation i like know what it means and then you explain it i'm like wait wait i've never known. He's like sneaking with sandals like he's going to the baseball game in the track suit. I need cash.

Alright, my last one was sometimes you don't and sometimes you don't. You know, it's pretty plain and simple, but it's not sometimes you do, sometimes you don't. Sometimes you're, we're never gonna, you don't and you don't even try to do it again and you just. Yes.

Sometimes you don't and sometimes you don't. Sometimes you don't. Yeah. Alright, you guys are going to like this one. taking the elevator and saying you took the stairs it's like a kid whose dad like helped him get a job or like got him into college or whatever but he's still refusing to admit that he's had advantages in life that other people didn't don't say you did the hard work thinking he hit a triple yeah yeah that's great that's a real one do you have all baseball explanations that's a real one.

I love baseball. Well, thank you guys. Uh, Daniela, thank you for coming on play today. Yeah. Where can people find you?

Um, you can find me on Instagram, which is Daniela Mora, D-A-N-I-E-L-A-M-O-R-A. It's very difficult to spell. Um, and then my podcast, it's called humbled.

Um, I posted on my Instagram. He stalked me. You'll definitely find it, but that's about it. Thank you for flying all the way to LA. Just for us. Spending a week prepping.

nothing to do with your boyfriend no he was you were coming here for us it was just a coincidence yeah and tell him that no he knows that will he will like guys love that when you say that all right tell me wasn't the six six guy you were coming to see come on for sure because we were also we're also all right thank you guys we'll see you next on monday peace bye Thanks for watching!