Will & Rusty's Playdate - prank calling homeowners

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

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Whatever lies ahead, don't change your morning. Let your morning change you. Discover Coffee Plus on Nespresso.com. what was unscripted doing in here oh you did one without me yeah nice you missed it it was i think it's gonna be like there was the i won't spoil anything but there was like special guests in dude it was a it was a fucking nightmare why i mean i can i can spoil you can spoil a little bit of it they're gonna i know the i know the playmates hate hate who's high talk but i yeah i'll tell you about this part what happened right as the edibles hitting birdie the dog is getting

groomed outside like you hired someone i hired someone to come groom her i just had it my sister wasn't doing it why did you take her to a place you had her doing as i was doing who's high man was he like you're so mature for your age ah yeah yeah birdie was getting groomed outside she was like yeah she was like you're not like other seven-year-old dogs yeah but she's Burt was seven times seven 49 49 she's a 49 year old woman she sure but she she so she's getting groomed outside and it was one of those things that I probably should have just waited I've been doing this thing a lot lately where I try and squeeze things that don't really need to be done that day into short windows and I was just having one of those days so I'm birdie's getting groomed

right as the edible is hitting and the woman's like I'm gonna call you when she's ready and she's like texting me photo very cute photos of birdie uh during the grooming and then right as two elvis impersonators come in and are doing a sort of sing-off uh i get a call from the lady that she's like ready and so it looked like i just had some like phobia of elvis impersonators because the second they started going i just got i grabbed my phone i got up and i go i have to get out of here and and caleb knew what was happening like he knew this was that birdie was going to be done kind of right as the elvis impersonators got here but i had like a borderline panic attack because i was like she's in a mobile grooming thing like i don't want her to like move to the

next stop before i oh so it's not they weren't like doing it in your office no no she's in a van outside got it and when i was high i was worried they were just gonna drive to the next place before giving me birdie and so i was like freaking out and being like i have to like i have to get out of here and the elves and prisoners are still going and caleb was like i got it dude i'll go go get her and so everything was fine but for a for a brief moment i was freaking out who all did it it was me uh luke noel lawler uh garrett who is the glover mckenna oh nice yeah um and then uh who else was was it just us four no that's five right that was four there was a fifth person they're escaping me right now nice um but it was it was good it was fun oh yeah so here's the thing

i go to dog town coffee to get my coffee and i walk in and the lady's like doing the cash register so she has her head down and i was kind of standing there for a second and she looked she looked up and was like jesus christ wasn't expecting me to be there and i was like i'm so you're wearing your quiet shoes i was wearing my quiet shoes that kind of snuck up on her and we had like a good laugh and then she was like all right what do you want and i was like can i just do a medium black coffee she's like do you care if it's light or dark i was like no not really and she was like i think i'm gonna put i think i'm gonna put a half of each i was like go nuts dude and it is i think i i don't think i'll ever get my coffee a different way

that's how they invented the medium roast trial yeah trial and error but it's delicious it's i don't know if it's a placebo thing but yeah i think i'm a medium roast guy if that's how the math checks out i'm a medium roast guy well You know, a lighter roast is less caffeine, more caffeine. Really? Yeah, because. Is that true? Yes.

But I don't know if I can explain it well. I think it's something like they roast it less, so it's like more potent. Potent. None of the caffeine escapes during the roasting process. Yeah, something like that. I think that's. Roasting a coffee bean could be like a good vine back in the day. Man, yeah.

Curtis Lepore would be or King Batch would be like man you man you're trash I'm like what are those

beans beans I probably shouldn't probably shouldn't have tried to do the King Batch voice you just had a little

dark roast yourself right there yeah oh man how was Paris I can't believe you just got back from like a

two week European vacation I was like I have to tell my coffee story I was gonna say something yeah um was that why you were laughing yeah i was like i haven't even gotten to the oh if you like this part if you like the beginning of this story you're gonna love it was just in

like the most interesting place in the world and you're talking about dog town coffee so it was walk us through it it was goaded man we did we were in paris for like four days in amsterdam for three days and then back in paris for a day um and then i flew to nashville for my own 60th birthday which flying from paris to nashville and like the day i get to nashville we like me and my cousins like went out on broadway or just like during the day we went to a few bars there and being in like a bar with like everyone dressed like they are in broadway and i was like they should have to like this is like culture shock like they should have to they should have to take me to like a holding center in pennsylvania like a day like you can't go from paris to

broadway in nashville to be it's like such a unique scuba diver like if they pull someone from the bottom of the ocean they have to put them in like a chamber yes literally i just have to go like rural connecticut for like an hour at least because it was being in paris and broadway in nashville on the same day was a pretty all-time paris to nashville sounds like a like a george straight song yeah it's like paris to nashville yeah but no i was saying it was um the best week of my life like without a doubt was there a direct flight from paris to nashville no i went through atlanta that would have been i would be curious to see what a flight looks like one day one day they'll do it god's plan but what is the clientele from a on a paris to nashville

flight people from paris visiting nashville or just all patriots coming home uh i don't know Why are we at Patriot's there? Oui. Oui, monsieur. So you went Paris first? I'm trying to do my French. Bonjour. Well, bonjour.

Or something. His beret has like a huge brim on it. That could be fun. Yeah. Beret. Yeah. What? Like it's a cowboy hat beret.

Billy Beret Cyrus. That one's free. Is the food better in Paris or Nashville? that is a good question definitely paris really what aren't you eating like snails in paris escargot well i want to escargo back to nashville when i'm in paris what i i think you need to clip that is the food better in paris or nashville i think it's a good i say paris and you guys both go really i like that i was thinking yeah i was thinking nashville hot chicken you know that are like i mean a lot of food that wasn't necessarily french food but i just think like

the food in general is just so good there is france has the best restaurants right yeah i think so i think it's like the best food in the world or is it someone was trying there were two guys arguing whether london or paris had better food and i think what they landed what do you mean there were two guys are you talking about that clip where the guy's like which country has the best food in the world and she was like i'm gonna say britain and he goes no that's the wrong opinions opinions based yeah yeah no it was a tosh.0 clip where he's talking to a guy and he's like running through like who has the best of everything and the guy just says france for everything because he's french yeah and some i think tosh was saying like well like london has

the best restaurants but they all serve french food okay yeah what is french there's a great indian food in london too like they say the best why is that funny it's just funny i don't know It's, like, legit, like, I think, yeah. The best Indian food? Was there a lot of, like, migration? Well, India was, like, a part of Britain until, like, relatively recently, so. What does that have to do with France? Nothing.

Oh. I said England has. Oh, oh, oh. I thought you were saying France. England has the best Indian food. Did I say Paris? I think I was thinking Paris. I think we were all just kind of fucking mindfuckers.

Here's another funny. There's so many. I mean, it was best. Amsterdam was unbelievable, too. I know you've been there. we were we loved it we stayed on like a little canal there it was like so cool it was just perfect it was just the best thing i mean to be 25 and young and in love and in europe like it was like it was cool because this is the first time i've done like a and like left the country

just like on my own dime like being able to like just do whatever i want yeah exactly and you have girlfriend and i have a girlfriend and she's amazing and how is she doing she's doing great she enjoying europe she is she's now in london which i think she's a little not well she just has been in london she was in london in the fall so she's like a little like or wait maybe that was two years ago she's londoned out yes so she's gonna go or she's got a lung she's got to get london on the next flight back to america she's going to lisbon i think she loved she's a lisbon now yeah she loves spain you guys are dating yeah she it's like an exception got it exception doesn't i thought she was american but then she yeah but no it was great it was just cool it was

just so much fun i think we i think that can be like a little scary to like being like traveling together like you don't know how like how you're sharing a hotel room and being on the go is like like i feel like when i travel with my family like we inevitably always like want to kill each other by the end of it and like maybe you guys get to a hotel room and it has like the one bed the bathroom door is like one of the sliding ones so like you can hear each other poop like there's all sorts of things that could go wrong but no it was it was great couldn't have gone better um so where did you go you started in paris yeah we're in paris yeah and then amsterdam and then back to paris for a day and did you guys stay in hostels no we stayed in

hotels hotels i i don't know if she loves me more or the fact that i've got hotel rooms but she likes the hotel room yeah i think it was because she'd been in gotta be go to hostels for a month yeah um she was very was it expensive it was yeah i mean maybe not i don't know maybe not for maybe not well no for it was the most money like this trip was the most the most money you're like yeah it would be expensive for you I have a few ads

I need to sneak in here the hotel jamabal this episode is just like riddled with ads to pay for everyone's like

there's one every like 45 seconds like yeah it was an expensive trip it was the most money I've ever spent on anything but it was absolutely worth it

Paris is so cool and just like the sheer volume of things there are to see and do and like oh like landmarks

and what not Yeah, I went on a run on Saturday, which was, like, that was the highlight of the trip. I had to run 15 miles for, like, my training, and I just did it along the Seine in Paris. That's cool. And you go by the Notre Dame, the Louvre, the Orsay, the, like, Eiffel Tower. Yeah. I totally forgot they have their own Statue of Liberty because they, like— Yeah, they gave it to us.

Yeah, I think they were, like, twins, and they gave us one. Is theirs still bronze or whatever? They have a little bronze one in the Orsay, but, no, theirs looked like ours. Because ours is only green because of the, like, oxidation. well i think that happened to them too but it's like in like when you're running along the river like you see all like the beautiful crazy and then you kind of get i was going far enough that i got past it and it was like starting to get just like oh this is clear just like a residential part of paris and then that's where like the statue of liberty is so it's kind of off the beaten path a

little bit but do you run by uh as steen's old place uh wasn't that like in the bahamas no yet i had a paris house oh i don't know not not proud that i know that but i've been i'll be honest not top of my list since you've been since you've been gone i've had a lot of time on my hands to just kind of explore other interests and uh there i did not realize how much of the things i have to do require you to be here or like when when you're not here we just don't have i had i had nothing i was i was fucking off at work that's nice it was nice i uh you may have seen on the internet but i've been working on this new concept called winter fridays i did see that so i just left i just leave early now but i don't know if that's going to continue now that you're here

what does that mean winter friday so we're all familiar with the concept of summer fridays it's kind of like that uh where you leave you leave work workaholic leave work at like noon okay so winter fridays i don't do anything i don't even think about doing anything but kicking it after 12 o'clock so isn't that just a summer friday yes but it's march so now now i'm gonna have to i mean i'm only gonna get a couple more weeks this i might have to start you kind of started this too late started at the last day of winter and i gotta do figure out what fucking spring fridays are fuck but yeah so here's the here's the here's the trick yeah you can leave work at any time if you make a video once you get home it's true it's like that one time i needed to

run during the middle of the work day so i just made it like a vlog and it was like a great video yeah it actually did really well i was like you genuinely should do this more often i know it was funny but i was i was just filming i was like in case i get caught then i was like i was filming this video um but yeah no i was we went to soccer again i would say the best thing is just like the obviously like the like cafe culture of just like yeah all the cafes are just open and they have like coffee and beer and did you get into do you smoke a couple cigarettes absolutely and guess what you buy a pack of cigarettes they're person dying on the cover on the cover oh yeah but it's so fucking gross the ones in like it was so funny we got this we got a packet this place in paris

and it was like a lady coughing up like her own intestines and lauren was like oh my god was it one of those things where like when you move it the picture moves how did how did you just tell Trust me, when you know, you know. Yeah. It was like a clown pulling that thing out of there. You collect them like the trading cards. Oh, sick. I got a tracheotomy.

And he was like, oh, God. And the guy goes like, oh, let me check. And he goes back and he's like, oh, this one better. And so he got the same. He has an asshole falling out. It was a baby smoking a cigarette. It was so funny. I was like, this is not only not disgusting.

think this is awesome yeah this one's cool so we swapped it out for a baby smoking cigarette is there any chance we can get one that like rocks yeah it literally rocked but we get one can we get one that makes me want to like go out tonight surely they found a way around it like can you scratch them off or like peel off the sticker anything everyone just kind of deals with it that's crazy it's the the irony is that they smoke so everyone is smoking cigarettes right and yet the packaging is it like actively dissuaded me from it's like you can't even look at what it's supposed to do but uh but yeah no it was just like the amount of time we just spent like sitting outside on street corner the weather was perfect and everyone was saying that

it had like we talked like a street vendor in amsterdam and he was like this is the first day we got there was like this is the first day all year i've been able to be out here selling my stuff because it's been so cold like it we just caught like the perfect week um what was your favorite city they're both goaded i would say maybe paris just because there was it's bigger so there's just so much stuff yeah but i would say but amsterdam was like i want to live here i would rather live in amsterdam like i was like oh my god like we talked about like legitimately like we should move here i don't you know it was right after you saw the red light district yeah correct it was right after i left well right after i left her here's a wacky idea

maybe we could we saw audrey hobert in amsterdam yeah that's insane this is like your like your dream trip yeah i know and we saw parrot this soccer game paris fc game was they won it was electric yeah you stopped at the merch tent i bought this actually at like a store the day before so i could go in i like that and i got a scarf but no the game was the game was very a funny thing happened we're leaving the game there's guys like in the concourse with a big beer snake you familiar with the cups and they do that over there and i was like no way they do beer snakes over here so i was like lauren give me your cup and so we like finish ours i brought him i was like oh like i didn't you know just like here's some cups and they go

oh hell yeah whoo and i was like wait where are you guys from we go to michigan state i was like oh fuck all right now like you guys might be assholes to everyone else there yeah Yeah, I just contributed to something everyone's upset about. You being able to see Audrey Hobert in Amsterdam is like the equivalent. I'm trying to think of, like if Jimmy Buffett was playing in like The Keys. I guess that one makes more sense. Yeah, that's. But this is where I want to go.

No, it's just because we were just there. We didn't move our trip around because of that show at all. We were just there in Amsterdam for three nights or two nights, three nights. i don't know did you guys hit the mcdonald's in amsterdam no it's pretty gas it's pretty gas we went we would go it was right next to this bar that we would go to and they pretty much the same yeah you know like other countries they have nicer though it's nicer but like you know other countries have these like crazy items that we don't get here yeah they were pretty pretty on par with us but you could get big mac sauce for your nuggets and i was like

yeah it was sick but i audrey hobart's the first song that she plays is called i like to touch people you're like me too no and i was like that'd be i thought of it on my run i was like oh that'd be funny if like she was like i like the dutch people i like the dutch people i was like if we run into her i gotta tell her this it's like the ultimate wordplay and then sure enough she finished and she's like i do like the dutch people damn it she figured it out without me giving her i think it was like kind of it sounds so similar that but i'm pretty sure she picked up on it without me so you didn't get the paris effect at all what's the paris effect it's basically like people expect paris to be like really beautiful and perfect and pristine and then they get there

and they're really disappointed and it's not really the city that they're expecting and they like leave like really upset what that happened i mean i i didn't know there was a name for it but yeah it's it was when i was there it was it was a little dirtier than i had kind of anticipated oh Paris was years ago uh Paris syndrome is a psychological condition of severe acute disappointment experienced by tourists notably dizziness anxiety and hallucinations and you just came from Japan too so yeah you were at risk you were high risk here's the thing here's the thing what I am sick and tired I don't care cancel me if you want for what I'm about to say I am sick and tired of every joe schmoe on tiktok assigning a theory or a syndrome or a whatever to like

everything they'll be like that's the like you'll see just two people on a date and they'll be like that's the black box theory and then i'm like now i have to fucking google what this is and they just assign it's just things that happen it'll be like brunette boyfriend with blonde girlfriend like that's the oxford study you know that's not that's just a coincidence that they're together do you does that make sense yeah i kind of see those sometimes yeah because there is one where it was like there is like a real one for like white guys loving asian women lake snow effect the lake snow but it's just yeah if there if if just being a red-blooded american is a is a syndrome then yeah i guess we all have that if that's a crime lock me up yeah

if liking asian women's a crime i'm i'm i should be on death row if i'm if liking asian women is a crime shoot me in the leg i thought paris was absolutely gorgeous and i was blown away by it i thought what i really liked about it and it's it's funny because i don't totally know it felt like even around the really touristy areas there was like cool places that i would want to like sit and grab a drink that didn't feel like i feel like and maybe that's just my brain not comprehending what a tourist trap looks like in europe but in my mind like there was nowhere i would ever want to go near times square i see what you're saying but like it felt like even in the areas what's that

the eminem factory the eminem factory but like even like right around the notre dame like we were able to duck around a corner and find this like really cute cafe with like good drinks and food and like into an alley and there was shit everywhere no and it was like we're literally right at uh the the arc des trompes and we could go to the espn zone and i was just like this is authentic no i just it just felt like it yeah i don't know like the city was very much it didn't feel like just like a touristy thing it felt like a real city that like yeah was happening i don't know i just thought it was so cool what's happening over there i thought maybe yeah i think also just like the area we were in was a little bit less touristy so that felt cool like where we stayed

and then just like yeah i don't know the whole thing was just cool we made some friends at the soccer game that like took us out and like showed us some yeah we did get we got like one dinner like right under the eiffel tower that was obviously like oh that's cool all like white people did you go up the eiffel tower no but that cost money yeah i mean we could have done it but the one time we went there during the day it started raining but the dinner we had on the eiffel tower was the one thing that we're like okay this is obviously extremely touristy but it was just so cool because there are some things where it's like you also have to just be like i am a tourist yeah yeah like i think sometimes when that always was so confusing to me when when you

go to a new place and you're with someone who is very anti like being perceived as a tourist like i think you should yeah try and assimilate as much as you can but like at the end of the day like you are visiting their that's why yeah place like it's fine to be like i am new here totally and i think in amsterdam we threaded the need like we you know we walked through the red light district once obviously just like see it but we didn't really spend any time there how is it um it's fine i mean there's you go in the day or at night at night yeah there's a team we saw we saw a guy get some services that was a fun well you were watching him i thought they like closed no no i mean like we saw him walk in and like have the car there's a guy just like having the time of

his life in there we went to a techno club in amsterdam until five in the morning it was horrible oh well i know it wasn't that sounds i had a great time honey uh but did you that's definitely more lauren's the night went on too long yeah just i they don't they never close it yeah you're not much of a raver are you no it was not my scene i kind of stood in the back while lauren went up and just did that and then i had to like swat off men like flies i kid you not because she was like alone up there yeah like in the and i was kind of just like were people going up to her yeah and i had to be like oh okay all right oh hang hey now hey now hey now the lady's spoken eyes off the merchandise buster did you guys hang out with the the waiter who put his phone number on her plate

no that was in bordeaux so that was he was too far enough too far away far away enough to where i couldn't kill him okay but they're still like dming on instagram and stuff yeah of course well Yeah, and me and him, too. He's actually got a hog, so it's a win-win. Oh, my God. Speaking of cocks, I saw this video that I just turned. I logged off for the night. I was on Reels, and it was a guy.

I love Reels. And it was him driving his wife home, and she's with her stud for the night. Usually, I take a car. he's driving his wife what the hell does that even mean he like has her hair as like a steering wheel i'm a bad guy uh no i like that that was that was very fun visual for me okay cool i think they're called bowls i think they're called bowls he's yeah sorry she's with her bowl in the back and he is like tonight's gonna be a blast we got pizza and he pans to show the you've seen this yeah i saw it last night as well it's and i stayed up way longer it's pizza hut

on the on the passenger seat and i don't know what is wrong with me but for some reason this was the saddest part there were like paper plates as well like he had gotten paper plates from the pizza hut and just the thought of him being in there like getting the crushed red peppers and the parmesan and his oh and for the record his wife's in the back going to town on this guy they're like making out and him just being in the pizza hut being like we need three paper plates and it made me it made me um not want to be involved romantically with anyone ever it made me so sad what about flan she's an exception i love her and she's lovely i don't know if you've ever been on their subreddit like cuck subreddit but it is surfing the cucks are you often on the

i've maybe heard about it on a podcast yeah we've all dabbled um it is like it is people like basically detailing your worst nightmare of a night and then all of the comments being like dude you are so lucky you are so lucky i wish that would happen to me wait i what is the let's try and get to the bottom of this because i can't imagine any of the three of us can relate to that feeling right what nope of like wanting your significant other to be with another what is it like um you're right what's the earth what do they get out of it it's like a sick twisted thing why do you think they want people to sleep with their wives um or there will be like porn videos titled like like how would you know you have a girlfriend i've been on the i've

been on porn websites oh it's from like sorry i know them from like when i jack off okay got it got it got it got it but like i'll be scrolling trying to find the right thing and there'll be a video like it's clearly for cocks you're like who is i could maybe understand if you're like you've just gotten to a bad place and you like when people sleep with your wife but like when you're in private wouldn't you want in your fantasy don't you want to be the guy whose wife is not getting slept with i want to be the one sleeping with your wife there's with kinks in general it's just like i feel like you can't understand it unless you got it that's true do you guys have any you don't need to tell me what they are but i'm just curious like i feel like i

feel like i'm kind of a run-of-the-mill sex guy i kind of i kind of like yeah i mean one way yeah what was the question which one is maybe andrew grows and then we'll do anything i was gonna say i had a friend in high school who the first time that he like uh jerked off he we were like what is what was it too and he was like my crush and her boyfriend and we were like you're not even the guy what does he mean to a photo of the two of them like the thought of them

being intimate okay yeah that's fine I think that's fine and so we were like you're not even you're not even the cool guy in your own fantasy that's what I'm saying yeah when I'm pleasuring myself I'm the

king of the world maybe these guys are so cool that their fantasy is got it think about it like you know what i mean yeah yeah sorry what were you gonna say think about it what no that was it that was pretty much it that's you're so i'm i'm i'm so cool yeah when i i already have experienced being the man in real life so my fantasies have to be where i'm where i'm yeah it's just like it's just like a curiosity thing like what it's like uh it's like the guy who does undercover boss right like he is the boss it's just like he gets off on being like a worker have you ever seen that right it's like a sexual thing yeah yeah have you seen the

executive cup chair uh in the hotel yeah yeah yeah it's like when the desk is facing the bed oh that's funny i i saw an undercover boss episode of the ceo of hooters yeah and it's so funny because he's like meeting with the marketing team and they're like well yeah a big appeal of the restaurants is like the women and he's like what he like doesn't get he goes absolutely not he's like we are an establishment that uh prides itself on the food and the service and you're like they're not here for the honkers man they want our delicious burger he was like totally trying to avoid the fact that like people go for the waitresses yeah sex appeal i knew a guy whose dad and him would go to twin peaks a lot oh it's bastion oh john bastion was in who's high

oh my god all time all time who's high moment in this one again birdie's getting groomed and when we when we're kind of settling in the edibles hitting i was like uh explaining to them yeah like this woman's out there and he's she's gonna give birdie a bath and clip her nails and whatnot and bastion goes uh oh they let you pick the flavor and we were like what and he was like the shampoo like do they let you pick it i was like i guess maybe i could have some say in it if i like really wanted to but then i was cracking because we were just we were high i was an all-time i'm sorry i'm not yucking now that i say when i'm not high it's not as funny but you should

you have to watch it because I was just thinking about the type of guy all time high moment John Bastion asked if you get to pick the shit

no but it was the flavor the fact that he was like do you get to pick the flavor implies like you gonna eat that yeah or like what kind of guy

would want to pick the flavor it just feels maybe you'd want to like smell like a you'd want to smell like your ex or something

oh my god flan flan push uh pointed out that my she she took a shower at my house and she pointed out my you guys called me crazy for saying remember when you told me my body wash was pre-assed she said it's she said it smells pre-assed like it's not it wasn't my funky ass it was it was there's something wait i said it was pre-assed i said i've never tried you know i was explaining to you that my my body wash kind of smells like clean butt got it and you were saying it was pre-assed which made me laugh

yes and she said it does smell pre-assed i think my concern was more than what is a clean butt smell like it's like it's you know it's clean but you could tell it used to be a butt it used to be a dirty butt now i'm getting all worked up talking about dirty butt come on man man they used to call me dirty butt in high school you know that yo is dirty butt rolling through yo db where you at this party's dead where's dirty butt at i would come in stinking you smell me from a block away i'll be walking in backwards just so everyone got their view everyone's everyone's dancing they're like he's close oh clear the room clear the room he's on 26 save us get a couch for them all get a couch somebody put a towel down on the couch

dirty butt pulling it up oh stink ass oh my god Yeah that's amazing I love you guys I had this Dove shampoo bottle For some reason the way that they make it I can't open the bottle without cutting my thumb Oh I was gonna say it shoots soap at you Oh

You cut your thumb Crut your thumb It's just like a really sharp edge for whatever reason And so I just got in the habit of just Leaving the bottle open In the shower And then it filled with water No because it's like off to the side

water doesn't get into it but when i would have friends come over and stay they would close the bottle and so you fucked me every time yeah it was like every time i had a big event coming up like i was going to go to a music festival or something like that right beforehand i would cut my thumb open and like bleed a ton and it wasn't like something that i could like complain about because like how pathetic is it to be like oh by the way don't close the body wash bottle because i can't stop cutting my thumb can you pull this up surely other people google like dove bottle cuts hand 4k 4k golden it's like really sharp i don't know if anyone else has been through this i know i don't know but um that is bizarre sure but if i if i can pull up a picture of it google

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2k Bloody death in 2k It's Chris Smoove Did I write anything down I feel like I have so many I was gone so long That I'm like You talked about it a little bit

But I was wondering if There was anything like Super romantic you did in Paris Super romantic you're like did you guys like stay out really late one night and the guy is like singing opera and you guys like hold hands and is there any chance you stayed out super late and and the guy started singing opera and you started holding hands no there was well when we went when we had dinner down by the eiffel tower then it like sparkles on the hour it's like right as we're

walking away it started sparkling oh that's adorable and that was really cute and then we were like gotta go to the train and then we passed the aquarium and the aquarium was having some sort of like beer garden pop-up thing like this makes no sense and we were like kind of drunk so it was like what is going on but we went to the aquariums beer garden okay and they had like a fire pit and it was right under the eiffel tower as it was like sparkling so it's like the eiffel tower sparkling and we got a glass of prosecco at the aquarium beer garden come off and that was that's were the beer were the beers or the drinks like named kind of nautical no it was just prosecco drinking at the aquarium bar oh yeah yeah yeah like the um the uh all the beers are

sealed yeah yeah yes yes um the killer whale tequila do it pull up aquarium terms let's do it let's get into it fish we got lured into the fish to the aquarium yeah we got lured in and i was hooked after the first drink come on the espresso shark teeny oh my god i shartini'd my pants on fucking sunday i'm nadja or saturday what does that mean dude so i was so mad i got out of the shower thank god i was only wearing my boxers and i went to fart it literally was six inches away from the toilet short uh went to fart and just sharted my boxers you throw them out yeah did you throw them out in your bedroom trash or in

the kitchen trash neither straight to the trash chute went down oh just loose what if you'd been caught in the hallway what what if you'd gotten caught in the hallway were you just carrying them i'll tell them i'm doing a panty raid i did that i remember in college when i sharted myself once i had to oh i just say you did a pain no i knew i had to get out of my dorm and to the trash can in the hallway and i was like i'm just rolling the dice if someone walks out right now i had my career is ruined it was freshman year i was like i will be ruined yeah oh man yeah let's say anal anal fin why would that be a fish term yeah but we that's all we did we just went to the aquarium i was at my grandparents house yesterday

and uh our i've met their neighbors from like i think i told this story but we were the guy asked if i knew uh but this guy named luke who i went to high school with and i was like do you know him he was like hey it works for me he's dating my niece and we like kind of formed we had a margarita night semantics we met this one time and his son and his friends are like drinking beers out on the patio listening to jimmy buff it was like i almost wanted to go up to them and be like it will never get any better they were like 18 or 19 all having coronas blasting jimmy buffett playing some frisbee where is this my grandparents house they're all like lined up on the beach and they're down on the beach wait where where are your grandparents in dana point

yeah and uh and so they're having a blast like just i i was so envious of them i was trying to figure out like i'm doing the exact same thing they're doing like i was also drinking a beer i was 15 feet away from them why is it they have innocence but why is it better that they're younger do you know what i mean like yeah because they're not jaded to the ways of the world they don't get as anxious yeah they're have so much opportunity in front of them they could be anything yeah but they still have to take the sat yeah point jack or do they even anymore i don't know but so they're all like you never took the sad no i did i just didn't never had to submit it oh okay 11 50 not very good but newsome new what news it wasn't newsome like 960 do you say you

can't read he has dyslexia dyslexia gavin newsome yeah got a 960 yeah whoa but he like talks like it's like he like said it is the reason people know that yeah but then he got yeah people always say it's dyslexia i don't know if that hinders people people are always fucking every guy oh i'm dyslexic it's like no you just suck at sat every girl at the bar when i want to take them home there are excuses that they're dyslexic i'm sick i'm just fucking sick of it so sick of but so they're they're down there fucking tossing the frisbee around i was so envious of them and then my mom's dog what ran up to them and just took a poop directly in the middle of where they were standing and the problem was it was like right on the surf line yeah so it was like on

the rocks but like the water was coming in and so i had to like scramble down there with a poop bag and like try and pick up the pieces before the ocean took too much of it i feel like the ocean can take poop no but it was like just far enough away from it that it was like soaking it but not pulling it out been there and uh it was right in the middle of their frizz game so i just wanted to clean it up for them just for a day that it was soaking it but not pulling it out sounds like a byu frat party sounds like my time in uh what's that fuck what's the town sounds like my last my weekend in provost soaking it and not pulling it out i gotta stop doing that there's no way that they like that

um but yeah yeah i was just like i'd have really spent a lot of time thinking about this like what we're doing the exact same thing why is why am i envious of them yeah i think it's also just like now it's like there's just we have more responsibility so it feels less carefree that much true as far as like adults go i kind of have the i gotta have the least amount of responsibility yeah i don't know wait i thought of another funny thing can i tell you it well i texted you part of it but we check in at our hotel in amsterdam and the girl was like oh my god or do you do cold cases and i was like yeah i was like oh my god that's insane she's like oh my i love those like i was like are you from here and she's like no i'm from kazakhstan you're like that's

crazy i was like what we met a girl from kazakhstan that loves cold cases how insane is that And she was working in Amsterdam? She worked at the hotel that we stayed at in Amsterdam. Yeah, it was so nice. She, like, left us a note on the way out and was, like... That's awesome. Wait, was it, like, related to cold cases? It was just, like, Will and Lauren, thanks so much for...

Like, it was so great to meet you. I love cold cases. Keep it up. That's awesome. It's always funny what the people... It'll be a random... Yeah, and it's always, like... You remember we met that person who was, like,

I love the Friday basketball shot. Yeah. Like, that's what you consume? oh you're the guy from basketball shot yeah flan and i are planning a uh hawaii trip is a thing to say on a breath but the problem is everyone's giving me different advice on where to go yeah and my thought was like because i've never been i assumed they're all kind of similar apparently they're all wildly different they have like different ecosystems like my mom or uh not my mom someone was like yeah it always rains on this island i was like

they're all right next to each other wouldn't it they be raining everywhere if one of them i don't know i just yeah i just want i was basically like surely it will not be that hard to find a resort where I can just post up on the beach for a week. Harder to find. Harder to find than you'd think. Can you talk to Willie Simon?

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from cane don't dispel the distilled vodka from cane sugar if you're not distilling it five times uh next you don't if my vodka is distilled any less than five times i chopped and unk and it's made in the usa made in the usa proudly so guys next time you're stalking the bar grab pinnacle vodka great vodka at a great price please drink responsibly must be 21 plus cheers let's pinnacle pinnacle pinnacle pinnacle pinnacle pinnacle vodka pinnacle let's get back into the episode stop you're hanging and you're all worked up too late i've been wet all day oh jesus christ you've been wet all day

did you like spit my raisins everywhere wait you say raisins when did you we were gone for 30 seconds enough time to get raisins it's a reasonable amount of time to get raisins they were already dried everyone knows that um what are you you've been wet all day like down there yeah since getting back to the office my butthole's just been soaking oh my Wait, dude, this is, I'm going to ask you a question, and I don't want. A joke answer? I don't want to, no, because it's kind of a joke question, but I am curious.

And this is coming from a good place. Do you think, like, bottoms get, their butthole gets wet when they're horny the same way girls, their crotch gets wet? Or do they, their butthole stays dry like ours does? We got to get the roadmap back. i'm just curious man do you think it's like an evolution thing yeah it's an evolution thing yeah obviously it's an evolution thing it didn't just happen out of nowhere it's the frothing at the ass again yeah do you think like our bottom do bottoms like froth at the ass when they see like a hot guy i don't think so i think they get hard

oh i didn't even consider that are both parties hard when they're even bottoms are bottoms hard when they're having sex i think i don't know yeah i don't know i wish we had i wish we knew like a gay bottom power bottom we gotta get more power bottoms in our crew all right let's move on to the next thing either this guy rocks do you see the end of the la marathon yesterday oh where the guy beat him at the last second i guess so is that like is it because i know like it feels like running is kind of like a respect sport like is he getting any flack for that no no okay okay it was more just like the other guy like kind of blew it i think he looked like gas it didn't look like he was like stopping in a cocky or slowing down

cocky way i think he was just like completely spent yeah he had to be taken out on the stretcher i think that's the second place guy if you if you if you come in second in the marathon because the guy who dusts you in the last 30 seconds i don't care if you're in perfect condition yeah you gotta have to for respect out of respect for yourself 100 you have to be like wheel me out of here that's what i was thinking i was like do you think he really had to be wheeled out or do you think you i think you look like he i don't know i don't know either way he was getting wheeled out of there either way yeah the do you hear santa monica i don't know if this is the first year but santa monica said no more marathon yeah it's probably five years i think he used to be able to

Apparently, they used to end, and then they'd all run into the ocean. It used to go from Dodger Stadium to the pier. Yeah, stadium to the sea. And now it hits the border of Santa Monica and just turns around. That could be like a, yeah, you have to go, you get to by Brentwood, and then you just run back to Studio City or Culver City or whatever. Something like that, yeah. Nightmare.

It's cooked. Nightmare. And apparently, you could stop at mile 18 and still get a medal. Well, that was new this year. They said that the week of. Yeah. Well, there was like, it was really hot yesterday. i don't care if it's a million degrees you know but like i mean you guys are here right it was

it was like 80s 90s 90s even hot so i mean i was south so maybe they just like a few days before like hey we'll still give you your medal if you make it to my latin just as like a way of like trying to get people not to kill themselves but they got a lot of flack oh not suicide but like i thought you meant there was a guy like it is too hot i'm gonna kill myself jumps off no it's just like yeah if it was like dangerously hot like they call off races for that kind of heat sometimes call me old-fashioned call me old-fashioned i agree i think i think that would be like a golf tournament being like it's raining so if you come in third you still win no but except that it's like okay it's a medal like my take on is like okay like you know you didn't do it

anyone could go get a met like this is this is what's wrong with america you're part of this participation medal generation where everyone just wants a fucking medal i call me old fashion i don't care if you run 26.199999 miles you didn't run a marathon i and this is coming from someone that i get i got winded coming back from the bathroom i'm not saying i could do it i just don't that doesn't make any sense no i agree i'm just saying like the medal itself is like you could probably just buy one buy one on amazon for a dollar yeah isn't it public record too that you didn't finish yeah like you could like your times are all on the yeah like your your sister's like new boyfriend comes over and he's like talking about how you ran the marathon you're

like actually you can just like google you fucking coward you you were one of the 18ers weren't you colin coward colin cowherd and the santa monica is not doing the olympics they said no they said no beach volleyball really yeah there it's gonna be in a long beach long beach chopped i we were laughing because flan told me that yesterday and i was like what are they gonna do like manhattan beach and then i was thinking like manhattan beach i have trouble getting parking for a haircut when it's like a tuesday at 2 p.m if the olympics were in town i think that city you would not be able to get your hair yeah i would have to i oh my god you make sure you i would guess just make sure you get your haircut with a week before regardless i don't care if it's in long beach i'm gonna get

I'll probably just buzz it just to give myself a little bit of wiggle room oh my god I'd be so shaggy oh my god if the Olympics were in Manhattan Beach you'd be so shaggy your friend looks like shit and he's like the fucking Olympics I want to go to the World Cup so bad

I know I uh I think we should unless we can get the company to pay for it well can't you isn't it like a lottery thing I can't afford it the World Cup isn't like oh no that was la 28 we're like we all signed up for that lottery yeah that was oh aren't we supposed to hear back about the olympics it's it the portal will open sometime like then in the next couple days i thought it was april i think it's like march table you'll

get an email like here's your time slot and you have like fucking you have to just figure it out i don't care if you're getting a haircut in manhattan beach you gotta be you better log on i'm so shaggy i'm waiting to get my olympic tickets your friend's falling into disrepair i'm in so much debt i can't go to work i uh you don't gotta go to work work work work i'm going to florida for easter wow what is that april 5th first week april i'm leaving taking the red eye out on wednesday and then i'm coming back sunday night nice I'm gonna be here Willie what's your marathon time

I ran a 3.50 In Minneapolis But I'm gonna The goal is to run a 3.30 in Boston And what mile pace is that 8.48 That's unbelievable I cannot believe that you guys run that fast

I can't do anything in 3.50 But I'm giving myself I wanted to I had a bad week this last week Running wise yeah i mean i was in europe and then traveling and i didn't feel very good this weekend so i did skip probably kilometers right yeah it was way shorter my runs were way shorter my struggle was way out of whack no i did great like the first week but then like after like

the weekend and all the trouble i just kind of i did one run in amsterdam but and then i was like kind of sick this weekend um and i've been getting a little in i have plenty of time i'm still like six weeks out or seven weeks out but i think i'm running the valencia marathon in december in spain yeah and that one is a really fast course like people go there to pr all downhill it's completely fat fat fat well there's like a there's only like a certain amount of downhill that's even like allowed and also downhill can be like tough on your everyone's running so fast because it's like it's the same day as the running of the bulls yeah exactly just hauling ass that's why it's up all uphill but ever pr no but anyway so i've

decided that i really want boston to just be like an awesome day like my whole family's gonna be there yeah lauren's gonna be there um i'll go through bc like it's just gonna be very like a emotional like special day it's a home it's a home come home game yeah and it's like i just think about like i started running like right by bc which is like the course goes right through like right by like the lake that i like first ever ran at and like okay maybe you have like some like intel you're like i know i know this course i know this place i know how it runs but i'm just like i don't want to like hurt myself or blow up or like disappoint myself with the running part of it because everything else about the day is just gonna be so special so

if you blow up at the most at the boston marathon wouldn't be the first you would be in the fbi would be yeah on your tail but anyway so i'm gonna go i'm remembering that valencia is gonna be a chance i'll have a more time to prep for that and that is your family going to valencia with it i think my parents my parents have always said they'll come to every race i run so is it christmas time uh no it's the first week of december nice so anyway i'm gonna try to just run like a 330 in boston which i think i can do i was gonna ask what your goal time was um anything under my 350 i'll be happy just improvement is good and then but i think around 330 i'll be happy and then in valencia i'm gonna try to probably make a push to get

closer to three hours did you see john summit ran a 330 330 yeah in the la marathon i just saw that while i was peeing unbelievable yeah unbelievable yeah i didn't know he could like train like that but yeah i think he like stopped drinking right and like just running or something does that help that much to like completely stop drinking oh my god yeah really well yeah you say you when you like because you stopped drinking when you were prepping for your last marathon and then when you started drinking again weren't you like i was pr-ing yeah no no okay it i think what i found is like being like i'm completely cutting out alcohol then it just makes you like not it makes you like not like running as much because then you know what i mean it's like i just only

can drink on saturdays after my long run so it's like i've done all my running for the week then i can drink and i can be hung over sunday if i'm hung over and that's fine and then i'm back monday so like you just have to be really calculated you can't i mean everyone's different but like i can't really have a good run if i've been drinking yeah the day before i can't have a good run if i've been drinking that day you're just hammered yeah but some people do uh some people run drunk no some people like always will have like a couple beers the night before a marathon i mean it is carbs but uh that's like that ufc fighter was saying he was cutting weight and his doctor told him to just drink a bottle of wine the night before yeah like dehydrates you so much that

you'll like lose the weight or whatever and he was like everyone else is cutting and like just having a nightmare day and he's like me and my team we're just partying just chugging wine i'm probably i gain weight after i like i wake up the next day i feel like i'm usually i'm not i feel like no i feel like if i get really like drunk like the next morning i do feel like skinny mini yeah and then later i feel fat yesterday we were watching uh like old home videos yeah like i just had never seen any of these i don't know if you do you guys have home videos dude i was literally doing the same thing yesterday i had never seen a video of myself when i was a child it was like kind of trippy or like my sisters like i'd seen a million pictures but someone had this old camcorder

my grandmother like had downloaded all the footage to this website we were watching it and uh there for some reason all of them were the week like leading up whatever file was the week leading up to 9-11 and so it was like so i was like a baby baby and then my sisters were whatever and it's all in maine and we're the only part of my family that's in maine and so every there were all these relatives that were in town and i don't know how no one had told me the story my grandma goes yeah we were supposed to be on the flight that my mom my mom corroborated it she was like yeah i can't believe i never told you that they were flying out of boston and uh my grandmother like got sick two days before they left and they moved their flight to like the 12th or something

and they did the math and they were like that number like united flight was the flight that we had booked initially i i feel like i've heard you make fun of like mark walberg being on this side of it it's a much funnier story it's much more fun to be on this side i and these aren't they don't like exaggerate was it the flight from boston or the flight from portland it was the flight from boston they were gonna fly out of boston back to la i think and it was it was the flight huh is that where that flight was going boston to check it out i don't know i know they picked cross-country flights because it had the most amount of fuel yeah um well i thought you were gonna say like because they did they all went

through security in portland yeah it'd be funny if like you're watching the home videos and you just see like two like two saudi guys walking behind you yeah yeah boston to la yeah they were they were allegedly supposed to be and my mom was like oh my god yeah i forgot about that but it's the only reason i don't believe you is that that feels like an insane thing to not be like your top story dude i looked at my mom and i was like that is insane like how have you never told me that and she was like i don't know just like slipped my mind but she was like yeah i do remember that that's crazy insanity but so every time like we sent these to my dad and they're all times you know like old like you know yeah quarter footage has the date on it he he was just like

five days before the world he's like five days before the world changed forever and we're like all right man come on i was gonna say what were you guys doing the weekly there they were at they were actually at old orchard beach a lot of them there it's like my triplet cousins like riding this ride at old orchard beach what if i was like in it it's you how cool that'd be it's you it's Because I definitely have home videos of me up there that same year, I'm sure. Denel and Tube is, like, the ultimate inventory. I was always so jealous that you have it. Because it's trippy to see.

I obviously knew what my sisters looked like. Yeah. But hearing them, like, talk was super weird. I feel it's crazy to see, like, your parents. You're like, oh, my God, they've been alive for so fucking long. Like, no, I'm not calling them old. I just mean, like, it's like they're kind of the same. But it was 25 years ago, and I don't remember anything.

it's it was so trippy because my parents are i think my age they're like my mom's like 24 or 25 yeah and she has three kids and is like it was like showing their like life so there's like stuff at our old house and like just thinking how differently our days probably look like having three well i'm gonna have kids i bet i have kids as well i proposed to lauren in paris yeah how'd really badly oh how about i burned this shit out of edge today maybe oh yeah yeah willie and i are on this call and uh and willie can take it from here but it was we're on a call we're on a call for context we were on a call with like his whole team about like a thing coming up but it was just like a funny conversation and edge was like how hey willie like it was like for our

first time interacting he's like how was paris i was like oh it was great did you propose i was like uh had the ring but never pulled the trigger taking the alex edge method because he's been dating his girlfriend for like 20 years sometimes the way people talk to edge really surprises me we have a very close relationship yeah yeah we've spent so over the last five years we've spent an unbelievable amount of time together that he's literally like he's like watched us like grow up yeah like we when we when i met him i was 19 he knew me before the otis even for what before i had the otis yeah yeah pre-o do you see billy's got the otis i billy got the otis and i didn't like i didn't want to point it out because i was like with you i can

obviously be like yeah we're trying out like a new haircut but with him i was like i just don't know where he stands with like his haircut so i didn't say anything but i was like he totally got the otis he got i was like oh billy you got the otis he's like the what i was like yeah i was gonna ask if anyone thought you were british uh i i i don't know actually i definitely think a funny thing that was happening was like especially when i was wearing this uh and i had this zipped up and then lauren kept you know how women be like big they bring a big old bag of shit and then they'd be like can you carry it and i'm like sheesh i wouldn't have brought all this shit no i didn't mind but she has her like lulu bag that's kind of like a satchel oh so you were

like euroed out yeah so i'm wearing i was wearing this and like a like a black like satchel over my shoulder so people definitely thought and i had the otis yeah what if you came back with like the bevo oh my god dude i actually went on a bevo and it's so grim it's really grim he uh he's currently doing a challenge that's uh eating a roasted potato every day and you can tell he just is forcing the you know he got famous for like the swallow thing I think he does porn now At least he's got something He's fine

I'm not worried about him I'm not losing any sleep over Bevo I do think I looked a little European I'll eat that And I think Lauren kind of looks a little French Yeah I hear the French citizens Are not nice to tourists at all

Did you experience any of that? I didn't experience that at all Because you had the Otis yeah maybe no but i thought we met so many nice people i was like i didn't feel like the stereotype do you speak any french uh no no uh no we only we didn't know any it was honestly embarrassing i've never i pretty much only travel to places that speak english or spanish which i can do uh and french i was like oh my god this is like it's like embarrassing to like go everywhere you go like like can you speak my language and then everyone was like yeah they

can well you did japan right oh and japan too but japan at least we we had the entry point of like you look so different you look so different that they immediately there's no part of them that's expecting you to break into yes fluent japanese amsterdam also is everyone speaks english you don't even have to be like hey can do you speak english i didn't meet one person i think that's i think they speak it or at least in my experience it seemed like they just speak get to each other like you don't even have to like in french you at least have to be like hey do you speak english and then start it but they're just you just start speaking english and they'd figure it out but i i would yeah we didn't learn any french when we were in paris when i was a kid

my cousins and i the same ones from the home video yeah we're standing in a hotel lobby waiting i can't remember where everyone else was we were like waiting for everyone to like meet in the lobby and i can't remember why but we were like we'd all just started to like girls we were like 12 13 and we like dared one of our one of the cousins to go ask a girl if she wanted to make out wait where is it paris oh and she said yes and they just i think it was like one of his like first kisses and we came back and we were like this country is wait it was a french girl yeah And you were in the hotel? Yeah.

And she was just also staying there? I can't remember why she was there, but she was... I mean, I didn't... I was 50 yards away, like, terrified. That's awesome. But he was like, would you like to make out? She was like, sure. I should have tried that.

I was with Lauren, though. Yeah. She probably would have hated that. Yeah, she would not have been a fan of that. But it was cool. We, like, meeting, like, other European people was cool. We met... In line for Audrey Hilbert, we were behind a guy who is from Chicago and currently goes

to BC. So that was culturally relevant. You're like, we have so much to talk about. This is actually like, go somewhere else. I want to feel like I'm in a different country. That's so funny how that happens, because I ran into James one time at a concert. James Lynch. Yeah, yeah.

Where? At a concert way back in October. It was for Bad Sons in downtown. And we were just, we just, my girlfriend was in town, and we just like made our way into the crowd. The Menendez Brothers. And, what? Bad Sons or something.

I don't know. Yeah. and we made our way through the crowd and i was just standing there and i like look in front of me and i'm like oh my god james and he turns around he's like oh my god what's up dude and we like chatted for a while and i was like oh of all the people like run into someone i know yeah very lynchian yeah lynchian yeah it was a lynchian mom uh should we roadmap it up don't we just have drafts i have a this guy rocks okay oh i do oh my god i have this guy rocks of the year lauren and i were dying laughing pull it up man sorry do you want to do your oh

yeah we have this guy rocks should we do a prank call today yeah we'll do uh permitting division of the building department and then we will do uh more party themes that don't exist that you guys can use if you'd like oh yeah if anyone ever uses one of our party themes yes let us know we'll if it's in la i'll go i'll buy you beer oh i was gonna say also take a video dm us yeah send it to us like yeah but also i want to go i'm posting home oh man i met these people out the other night and i woke up and i had rsvp'd to their partiful nice and then i didn't go is that like a scumbag move yeah okay fuck i'm gonna find this when we were at the we were at hanano yeah famously good burger and uh and i ate my burger and then the one of the ladies that we met like got her own

burger and i asked if i could have a bite and i said yes or she said yes and then we were kind of going back and forth and i kept taking more bites and her friend i was just i wasn't really thinking about it wait you had your own burger too i'd finished my burger and she was kind of it was a lady you had met at the bar that day i met her at a previous bar she was she was one of our friends girlfriends friends so like there was a group of girls that was like another friend group whatever and i was taking bites of her burger and she seemed okay with i was pretty drunk she she said yes and then her friend just stopped me who was seemed to be stone cold sober and just goes stop eating her burger and i woke up the following morning with berg anxiety i was

it was yeah it was it was brutal that's that's burgers though i probably would have gone to the party if i didn't have that burger fiasco because i couldn't remember if they had invited me before or after because i was like if they had invited me to the party after the burger incident like it clearly wasn't that big a deal yeah maybe i would show up and they'd be like that's the fucking guy that ate my burger so did you decline the partiful then no i actually rsvp rsvp'd plus one so it was like i like doubled down when is it it was saturday did you went no willie i've always said you got that 11 seed energy you know what i'm saying yes 11 seed upsets man why do they always seem to happen what is it about being an underdog that just

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funniest thing i've ever seen i don't even get it i don't even know what it is and it's got 700 followers which is even better it has 700 followers she uh just click on any post oh i've seen it you have seen this yeah i don't wave at planes for fun i wave at the life i almost lived so you're like all right go to the next post just no you just do the arrow next time yeah it's fine on the right on the right on the right i didn't become a pilot but i still greet my colleagues in the sky it's her waving at an airplane next one i didn't become a pilot but every time a plane flies by my heart remembers who i wanted to be it it's just a lady a pilot and it's not clearly oh next one just keep is there like stolen valor for pilots

well she's not she's not a pilot one day i'll be one next one just keep your thumb on the trigger i wanted to be a pilot i used to make the pilot planes okay next one i don't like this one the little girl who wanted to be a pilot but still waves at every plane that passes is it that hard to become a pilot it's like bro she wanted to fly planes now she only waves at them it's like Yeah, this is insane. She's just hammering one type of content. You spent years dreaming of flying. Now you wave at planes.

This is her Rusty Ranks beer. She just rinses and repeats. All right, this is turn. You can stop it now. But why couldn't you still be a pilot? I feel like it would be easier to just become a pilot than do this. Well, isn't it like you have to have perfect 20-20 vision? You can't be colorblind.

Oh, yeah, maybe she's dyslexic. But also, it's like she's clearly not waving at the planes. I don't know. I love this. This cracks me up more than anything. Hey, I'll say it. I think she should become a pilot. I want, this is what I want my pilots to be like.

I want someone with this kind of enthusiasm. I want someone who, this is their entire life. It's just hours and hours and hours of footage of the exact same thing, and it doesn't work. Like, yeah. Well, we don't know if it didn't work or not. There's not really an end goal. A success metric, yeah. Well, you know what?

captain of mumai airways i i hope you become a pilot one day what was the oh there was a funny there's one uh and now i'm the pilot of my of a different destiny or like something like she has like oh yeah i wanted to fly planes life asked me to raise humans instead oh she just became a mom oh yeah she just had i didn't become a pilot but i still fly in my own way can you imagine if your mother had you and then her entire presence on the internet was blaming you for ruining her dream for not exactly yeah our uh family friend is a pilot wait sorry there's the last one and then i wanted to be a pilot now i pilot beans chicken and roasted plantains straight into my children's hands all right all right i like it all right sorry you get this on my screen

i'm too distracted our family friend is a pilot and he posted a picture from the cockpit and he has apparently planes have gotten much more high tech than i realized he had one of those things like you know like top gun where it'll have the target like on the like all the information's in front of like his vision like it's not on the thing he has one of those fucking there's a piece of glass in front of the windshield that is like a head apparently gulf streams have a heads-up display now you just fly in it you can see everything it was blowing my mind that's really cool do you know i had a neighbor growing up that was supposed to be one of the guys on the apollo mission to the moon but he like was too big to fit in it and so he got cut last minute

yeah so are you mocking me because you don't believe my story or you just are kyle was almost on the moon landing my grandma was almost at 9 11 yeah i met andrew 3000 the