Will & Rusty's Playdate - rusty has a STALKER

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

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i am drunk today monday drunk a you know you know it is monday drunk day are we going and yes we are play date episode 155 155 is that right yep that's right we will and we're gonna figure out who is who that is later i think is the new our new strategy we're mixing everything up today i don't think we're doing any my mom is 55 mrs denellan actually that's actually not true so she's gonna listen to this and be like wow that's kind of nice it's like when you're someone turns like uh older age and you say like yeah looking good for 30 like when my grandma turned like 86 i texted her like it's not every day that a woman turns 25 exactly works every year although every day a woman does turn 25 oh here's a funny thing speaking of

birthdays not to be like the guy who's like oh great yeah we get your birthdays on 9-11 right but i had a few yesterday that were is that a common like trope i think it's like my whole no it's just funny because it's like people are i'm watching it happen in real time the desensitivity people are coming descent people are okay to make jokes about 9-11 like completely now right it has become totally fine now it's been that way for a while i know but no one has had more of a pulse on its development than me because i saw the like when i was little saying it to like the now like the lady anyway the airport bar was like oh that's a tough one i was like jesus man we're at the airport yeah but the worst one the worst one is i'm at my gate

i'm at my gate and i was flying home yesterday and i actually got upgraded to a middle seat in comfort plus worse and i had been i had a seat next to lauren so then i was like oh fuck like not only like she's right just alone well i mean she would but like i didn't want to be i was like i want to be next to her i don't want to be a middle seat right up ahead of her so i called her i was like can you get this like is there any way i could switch back to be next to her and uh they the ladies goes let me just uh confirm your birthday please and i'm like i literally went And I was like, ma'am, I'm in the airport right now. And I was at the gate, and she was like, well, I said, I said, okay, I think I first went 9-11-2000.

And then at the moment I say it, I'm like, Jesus, that was, you can't make me do that in an airport. And she just started dying laughing, like the Delta age. That's awesome. She was like, I'm sorry, that's tough, that's tough. I was like, I've never had to deal with that. I was like, I'm sorry, it's fine. And just your birthday for me one time? But that was the first thing I had to say, or I guess maybe.

They do do that. Because she goes, hi, things are going. Delta, is this William? And I go, yes. And she's like, could you confirm your birthday? So to everyone around me, I picked up the phone and went, yes, 9-11-2000. Anyway. That's it.

This episode is brought to you by Cash App. Cash App, protect my money. Catch it. I feel like I maybe didn't tell that story as fluidly as I wanted. I liked it. it was fun to kind of follow i like was like my mind was like i had no idea where we were going i know i feel like i'm like kind of feeling crazy i was feeling delirious yesterday watched my sister run the new york marathon she won right she won it that would be so funny wow

uh she did not win it she was off by about two hours and 35 minutes that's so good though what she ran like a 430 right 435 i think uh first her first marathon i will say i think she did it the right way she i saw her i only saw her once but i saw a bunch of videos of like our family our friends intercepted her like six times and she looked in really good spirits the whole time which is nice it's all about i think she was i think she was less concerned with her her time than i then like once she started i think she was just like fuck it i'm just gonna that's still good really good she was hoping for like 4 15 got it uh but i think she stopped a handful of times to see people but dude that seems like a blast it was like oh my god you know

uh you know when you're like listening to music too loud in the car and then you it the radio stops when you turn the car off yeah when i finally got in an uber to go to the airport it was like i was in like you didn't realize how loud it is it's just bells and like vuvuzelas yeah yeah speakers and uh it was so much fun it was just i ended up just uh drinking on november 1st i went out wait you know i was gonna like saturday night yeah okay got it and then so like we were i woke up hung over on ray's day and was like nope not doing this and so we had some beers and i got to see like a bar i got to see like a ton of my friends which was nice that's awesome um and we just sat in a bar that had a window directly out onto the street and then when casey ran by we just

like walked out with our beers and got to like hug her and it was nice that's great um but i i purchased an up i upgraded myself on the plane because i was not feeling very well and it that I regretted the second I did it. It was really nice to be able to sleep and stuff. Like you bought a first class? Yeah, it was just way too expensive. Yeah, those were like a bag. It was a bag.

And I lied to my family and said that I got upgraded because I didn't want them to. Were they on the plane? No, I just was like, I don't know. I could have just not said anything. But I was, it was one of those planes where it's two people, then four people, then two people. You know what I mean?

like the middle part of the plane yeah is four seats and i bought an i bought a aisle like a week ago or whenever i did this and then i just checked and i was just in the middle of a four person row and i was like i cannot i cannot do this well i think you're here you're happy you're alive why regret why regret what do you think about my black kicks i mean you're kind of you're blacked out right now you got a black shoes black pants you started drinking again uh i was kind of going for like bad boy sneaker never wear you never wear a black air forces right isn't that or right that means you're like a like you're an op op or something no it means you're a cowboys fan oh really yeah the standard like cowboys fan fit is like a faded romo jersey like jean shorts

down past past the knees yeah and then uh black air forces and what about like i'm maybe like a uh fox hat on like starfox what like the the motorcross yeah yeah and then he's drinking a rock star wait is that what it's called fox just fox i thought it was like the guy like the video game fox like motorcross hat yeah yeah oh man wait is that related to the guy in super smash brothers or no that is i always thought that was like the same thing for some reason no i there was a kid that the only reason i know this is there was like a kid from up north that moved to our middle school yeah and was like had the north you went to school in maine no i'm saying like even like bum yeah up like greenland yeah

nova scotia he was from uh fuck you know there are all those like millinocket or something yeah it was one of those like saskat no that's canada uh it was one of the silly names it was one of the ones that like makes you laugh and he came down and gave me the whole rundown on all the motocross things but i so i put these on this morning and my thought was like bad boy sneaker head does that what is that what i'm giving off at all i fuck with them it doesn't it doesn't feel It hasn't gotten the reaction I hoped it was going to get. I thought people were going to be doing, like, backflips. Can you stand up?

Yeah. Yeah, actually, I'm going to be honest. I don't love them. You wouldn't want me to lie, would you? I wouldn't want you to do it at all. Like, they don't look bad. No. I know.

I thought it. Here's my thing. Here's my thing. I'm trying to step outside of my comfort zone. Which is good. Which is good. And they're not all going to be hits. You know what it is?

I was going for bad boy sneakerhead, but I think I'm giving more nonchalant dreadhead. Is that what that is? What is nonchalant dreadhead? Have you seen those things where it's like, which duo are you and bro? And it's like tall with curly hair, short nonchalant dreadhead. Yeah, I'm surprised you don't know about this. The nonchalant dreadhead. Nonchalant dreadhead?

Is that like MD Foodie Boys? No, that's nonchalant, kid. pull up nonchalant dreadhead am i getting fucking no no that wouldn't even like make any i think there are some where it's like if you get them with it it's like nonchalant dreadhead is an internet meme and trend often referring to a person with dreadlocks who maintains a calm and laid-back and seemingly indifferent demeanor that i feel like could not be the more of the opposite of me it's sort of like have you seen like baby monkey backwards on a pig it's kind of yeah it's kind of like uh it's kind of like negative 67 did you see kim kardashian and northwest

did a hoopify video yeah i like that i like it too i'm i'm just gonna say it i he has had so much more success with this that i with this than i would have ever in a million years guessed was possible yeah i agree i yeah i think uh i think he's a he's he's leaning into it in a way that's effective but like at the beginning it was kind of a negative response right yeah but i think he like he has this weird like blend of like he is kind of self-aware but he's that doesn't hold him back from leaning into it so i think people like push through it yeah well he has another account where he's not in character yes and he breaks that's how i learned breaks the fifth wall yeah breaks the fifth wall just putting your penis out really broke the fifth

wall last night imagine kim kardashian northwise doing like sayings that don't exist that that's should we get them on yeah that is just to do the sayings portion yeah i don't think we're like we're gonna get some we haven't had a guest in like a year right we kind of just stop every girl is like too scared to come on the pod i think really no scared we're not scared i was on i was on the playdate you know you're logged into the playdate account and you have you ever been on it then you think you're on yours you forget you're logged in i do that all the time with the tiktok i got through like seven like mom donnie videos before i was like something's up and i went i went to the profile picture and i was like oh okay and then i went back to my other thing but i was

like the andrew was not joking it's it's mj lenderman and then a bunch of lib shit yeah dude it was it was it was the most willed and ellen video of all time it was mom donnie in a suit at the new york marathon and guys running up and taking selfies with him oh i didn't see that when you see you you're getting you're stealing reels i robbed you of it and i was like this there's no way there's just no way i would be fed this you can't you guys no scrolling on that because i fucked up i wanted that i would now i want to see that video i do feel bad because like i'll open it at the top video i'll be like willie would love this yeah yeah we're robbing you'll never see it you'll have to go through like the watch history yeah is that a thing

yeah there's like a watch history bar on that because there's sometimes like i like as you get the shot that i like and i'll actually refresh it and refresh it and then it'll be gone god imagine getting a shot at the watch history bar it's like and this is a submariner this is a so the rolex submariner was invented oh the watch it's like the watch history museum now we move on to the omegas would anyone like another round before we head down i tied one on first night drink i learned saturday in the sober october or two halves of sober october with a break in between i learned it seems as though i've learned zero control i went i went out so strider and i got a beer at the bar at the airport at the airport bar

then i got on the plane had a beer then we landed i went to dinner had a beer had another beer and then my sister's friend avery and i went out with my sister's boyfriend john and burnt it to the ground i was hitting i was hitting i was hitting so many bars you you bail me out here i mean i was hitting so many bars you'd think i was a xylophone hitting so many bars you you think you you got qb sneaked come on and uh and then i you're like it was like the eagles running the tush push the way he was qb sneaking it over and over and over or hitting so many bars you it's all there all the you guys are there yeah yeah that like a mad lib joke we don't we don't have to put it together we just give them all the give all the people the ingredients and then they

can figure out i don't watch the world series on saturday night no i mean it was on but i just didn't pretty insane i don't have a dog in this fight i went to the ohio state game after i left you i went to the ohio state game i'll get back into the tailgate was awesome as well but uh went to the buckeyes game i had some beverages went to a bar after then laura and i went back to hotel and like took a nap and woke up and it was the world series what is what is your problem nothing it's just but i didn't say anything are you guys like like talking or what is this joke yes did you guys did you did everyone keep their hands to themselves yeah we were we'd been drinking all day stop it did you ever ask if she knows our lauren from girl beer

she looks exactly like lauren hoagland all right we anyway we woke up and the world series was happening it was like late in the game and we went and got ice cream and then we were standing outside of a bar like looking through the window watching the ending of it and it was that was the most insane ending of a game i think i've ever seen i mean the catch the play at the plate the home run like that was just that was baseball at its peak that was i wish it wasn't the dodgers because that was probably the best baseball game i've ever seen and we're and it was honestly kind of cool to be watching it like through the window from outside a bar and it was like cold and like uh but it was sick so you can catch me if you can where you're like he's like

standing outside the window like looking in on the the nice warm family literally it was like catch me if you can family it was you do did you do the uh did you do the matt damon the like apples line standing outside the bar no i did uh the other one i said i gotta see about a girl anyway also emmett sheehan my my bc classmate pitched in game seven oh is that the guy that you like dm'd you after you put fuck the dodgers yeah he's like what the fuck anyway i was thinking i should we should try to get on the plot the plot where he pitched in game seven he said he wanted to come by the office once the season was over i never like but yeah he pitched in the 18 inning game and then he pitched in game seven i believe as well maybe after the parade today

he can come by and after what after the parade today it's a parade today yeah yeah did you see the mayhem throw something at him in downtown la they were like trashing the ramos it was it it looked like like the fall of a government people like it was i would not feel safe if i lived which is hilarious because they won it last year too like it's not like it's like this it's not these aren't like people i don't think these are people that are like diehard daughters fans i think it's like oh yeah it's like perfect yeah i think waymo might be like a like a cia operation to create like a thing we can destroy that they don't care about that's like kind of my new theory yeah since waymo's there because like there hasn't been any like you haven't seen a cop car flipped

and burned since waymo's drop right it you know it's just such an easy target that's such a good take yeah yeah i heard one like ran over a bodega cat the other day you hear about a cat yeah what yeah one of the waymos like actually yeah like ran over uh one of those new york bodega cats that like the whole community loved and i'm not like bodega catting you guys but like it does something about this feels like i don't know what the prank would be no this is like a real thing his name was kit kat you know how they call carol anthony towns now bodega cat have you seen that like his new nickname now he's on the next wait pause but i'm confused wouldn't doesn't it bodega cat usually at least get a few chips wait pause for a second is bodega cat like a term

yeah first time i'm hearing this what people say bodega cat people say bodega cat often enough that it makes sense as a new nickname yeah like every bodega new york has like a little cat running around in like the shelves and stuff are you bodega are you bodega cutting us because no and then the bodega cat like does it the hockey way and wait what the fuck is happening pub bodega cat i don't believe that this is a saying this doesn't make any sense killed kit cat the mission bodega cat oh yeah okay wait what does mom donnie have to say about it he said makes an appearance on shop cats when did how have i missed that like this is such a huge part you don't live in la because you don't live in la no you don't live in new york you don't live in

la wait you gotta move to la to fully understand it wait when why don't we just ignore like how do you both know about bodega cats to this extent uh do you have to have one does your bodega have to have a bodega cat um no i'm gonna be honest i didn't really know about it until recently okay when i was doing a report on carl anthony towns okay because you guys are making you were doing a report on crazy yeah what are you in like fifth grade when he was the guy you had to dress up like i'm so my other for my other job i was doing that report uh carl anthony towns and so and i that was like a nickname wait can we watch this can we watch mondani on shop cats meets bodega kitty no we can't do it shop cats is like really sexual like you'll get flagged

wait can we watch a video of like a guy who's breaking the fifth wall go to pornhub i met lauren's mom and dad this weekend i know it was kind of a lot of pressure how did that go horrible man did it actually i kept calling her mom shorty senior no i'm just kidding that's not even funny no it was great what did you is she one of those moms that you call her mrs a hug with him and she's like it gets mad and wants you to call her by her first name well you know what's weird is like i never really yeah i yes or or no she didn't correct me but at one point i said i was talking about lauren's dad to lauren's mom right and i said his first name oh is that weird yeah i know i don't know why i did i mean it's not like to the point of

i like like flan's mom gets mad at me because i call her mrs no i know same that's like my mo's that i would say the mr but i keep i i don't give up the ship i think maybe to her a couple times to her face i said mrs hoagland but for some reason when i was talking about her dad i said her his first name yeah it makes it seem because i was trying to like clear like i feel like in that context it makes more sense that context it does make sense but i think you still should say and then mr hoagland did this then that's like weirdly formal because it's like she obviously doesn't call him that that's kind of what i was thinking i think i've probably called flan's dad is by his first name when talking about him to her mom yeah so that is like the

one now that i'm thinking that is like the one time where it's like but then i was like why did just do that i've never said that in my life well yeah you met him that day two days prior anyway but it's great what did you guys do her dad was working and so he's he had to see stop by for like an hour and we just got coffee at a starbucks and stuff and then her mom came a couple days later yesterday and we spent the whole day with her mom we went to got coffee walked around to park we went to that uh apple festival yeah wait what was that it was like uh guess like however you want it's like you know an apple store right totally different okay uh no it was like the cleveland or columbus apple party in the cleveland apple party sounds like really grody

no it was great it was really fun um wait so what did you guys talk about with her mom yeah um she's kind of like i feel like it was like actually i felt very un unarmed unarmed disarmed i was unarmed i felt unarmed i couldn't fly with my gun there so despite despite the heavy artillery she was armed i was on yeah it was well no it's kind of like uh like an old mob boss meetup where everyone has to put their weapons on the table just so we know what we're working with here no she was like the the nicest i mean she reminds me of lauren but in the best ways yeah lauren's mom like sits down at dinner just takes out like a pistol your turn and it's like and the one in your socks yeah i saw it earlier give me

give me your flail or what's the what's the like ball on a like the spiked ball on a whole spike like a mace yeah mace oh yeah spike stuff written down yeah no it was nice she was cool it was not scary what yeah what about her dad was that like kind of scary uh no not really i mean i was like i was like a little more nervous for that one because i for something i don't know yeah for some reason he was nice but no he was super nice and then i met no the scariest though was meeting her brother oh because he's like the quietest guy of all time i you met him briefly i mean i guess with you with you at the thing yeah no no i just mean in the context of like you know meeting like a guy your age right or college kid like you want to be like cool yeah i try and i still am trying

to like i i didn't get mac to laugh flan's brother for like the first three times that's what i'm saying like i think it's like with the parents it's like you can kind of just like be like and he doesn't have any incentive to to play along yeah it's like it doesn't matter no it was i mean it was he was awesome we spent like the whole day together on saturday it was great but that to me is higher stakes than the parents because it's like a guy your age well he's also gonna he's also gonna relay any information to the parents right so like if he's like like there have been guys that have come around our house before yeah when we were growing up and i would tell my dad like that guy's such a boner and then like they just can't get over the parents like trust you

on it more because you're like closer in age and then you know they don't put up the same like facade yeah well i think i did a good job i'm sure you you're you're very very good at that when i met my girlfriend's brothers they're both like highly successful doctors very well claimed and they're like so what do you do for work and i was like i'm on a podcast a podcast what did they say to that and then they were like and they were like

how did you were you there yeah they started doing surgery on you exactly yeah they started

one of them's like yeah podcast boy he started doing an eye exam he goes so one or two two or one read this

and it just spelled that fucking loser yeah he puts you put your eyes in that machine it's just a picture of his balls

you put it you that's yeah i like that um i had uh i had one of my better like better jokes of all time the other day really oh i had a cash one too sorry i'll tell you about it don't let me forget all right we're on the we're on the subway and it's like marathon monday so it's like as packed as the subway's ever going to be and sunday what you said marathon monday oh did i because that's like that's not boston sorry sorry and so when we get there this guy starts yelling i'm getting off i'm getting off

because he was like kind of in the back and i just instinctually went i'm staying on it brought the house down it was i felt like i was just like i couldn't really would be so that's awesome i'm getting off i'm getting off i'm staying on i i thought you were gonna say like do it like do in your hand or something use a sock i'm getting off i'm getting off do it in your sock do it on my tits what was your cash joke uh i think i actually told you it and i feel like it didn't land as much as what i thought but i was we were with these like i like met up with strider to watch game six of the world series at our hotel bar and there's people like playing giant connect

four right in front of the tv and after this yeah i know i love it this was like a killer joke okay and uh after the game ended it just like went on to like whatever programming was on after and so it was two and a half men was on and these people were playing connect four right in front of it and i guess strider had been talking with the people at the table next to us before we got there about like sports betting or something and uh so the guy like leaned over and trying to point at the connect four and he was like you got like you guys got any bets on this or like what do you think the line is on this or something and i said i don't know i'm sweating but i've got under three men because it was two and a half men was on like he meant connect four but two and a half men was

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did i tell you guys that so i get a i get a call on saturday night again or no uh sorry friday night pick up she's like hey baby like come over whatever i was like i recognize the number but i was like i don't want to fuel this fire so i was like you have the wrong number sorry hung up calls back i'm like oh god i pick up and there are men's voices in the background and it's like that doesn't sound like him that doesn't sound and then she's like hey baby like you the call dropped or whatever like come over it's so and so like gave like another fake name like all right i gotta figure out who this is so i go in one of those like databases where you can like put the phone in phone number and it'll tell you like who it is

it spits out a name which is the name she had said to me the first time it was like weird so i looked that person up on instagram we have like six mutual followers but she doesn't follow me and it doesn't seem like she follows and like she doesn't follow the playdate account she doesn't follow me she doesn't follow andrew andrew she doesn't follow like my like personal account she doesn't follow you sadika she's but like i now know who it is but i cannot figure out one how she got my number what incentive she has to be calling me so a few things to unpack here okay i don't think you know what a stalker is Can I see her?

Yeah Should we just say the name And be like hey if this isn't you No cause she's doing it for clout so don't give her clout Yeah You can only see her like profile picture Oh my god oh my god oh my god yeah i don't know um did you guys ever have ask fm in middle school

yeah it was like a link that people could send you anonymous questions so you put like the link in your instagram bio and people could send you like anonymous questions right yes i never had it but i'm aware of its existence yeah they had to shut it down because i guess they were like bullying kids and stuff but um that's what made me think of that because there would always be these people that are like i have the biggest crush on you like i always watch you in the back from like my math class and you like tell your buddies you're like dude there's a girl that's crushing on me and then one of your buddies like yeah that was me bro i totally got your ass i knew kids would do it to themselves oh they'd ask themselves oh that's that too yeah questions

and be like it would be like who do you have a crush on he's like i don't know like it could be any it could be anyone like like snapchat me if if it's you dude i had a uh professor a teacher my physics teacher in high school she would notoriously we found her like rate my teacher thing i thought you said something else i was like jesus no notorious infamous no she would she would write her own yeah you told me that can you look up oh man we're really just getting in we can bleep it or something oh i wonder if she got she got busted it would be like she is an amazing teacher as no surprise given her phd from like right like berkeley or maybe okay yeah i'm down yeah no no no no what andrew andrew let's do it go yes we're over 18

yes you'll face warriors with a kind of beauty that's impossible to ignore graceful lethal and magnetic think you can handle it yes obviously because of local rules you might need to reach level 13 before you see everything got it yes this is for context andrew clicked on like a weird scary ad yes of course we're using chrome orcs orcs orcs orcs we found 597 online players which mode do you want to play play alone play alone location detection yep play for free continue what is this i think we're gonna get like it sounds like a porn thing yeah what it sounds like porn but now it looks like a fun little video game uh or what should i call you can you do orcgasm orcgasm that's good yeah that's good or we got nowhere to we're getting a virus

penis yeah penis exclamation point oh that one works too yeah do that see the google one no you you didn't click it you need the google one just to use strong password bruh rusty at almost rusty ranks rusty ranks oh yeah yeah yeah because that one would be like no one we can get into at almost almost friday all right so we are currently we're about to play raid shadow legends i can't tell if it's porn or a video game it sounds like it's a video game until oh no it downloaded something no that's the game you don't think this is like gonna fuck up the computer at all i think it's

gonna be completely fine um oh man i don't know man i think it was a bad idea whatever let's do it sounds like it said we're not gonna be able to see everything until level 13 so i bet it's like soft core porn and then level 13 you get to like bone oh my god i'm like nervous about this we get to have an orgasm oh my god what are we signing up for i don't who cares whose computer is this not ours the studio computer yeah it's like completely cooked with porn now what are we signing up for bro we got nowhere to be we got nowhere bro said we got nowhere to be i would play this like dragon medieval game on my dad's computer and it was so fun video games yeah right all right here we go i mean this looks legit yeah this is gonna be awesome

Dude they have a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Raid Shadow Legends You know what I've already lost my What Oh it's still downloading It's just gonna take us

So it's just a video game Yeah there's no porn But it is 18 plus And there's Ninja Turtles I'm actually over it I started going on my phone Yeah I'm over it too I was a fucking

that was an ass segment yeah that was a wash let me see that ass shake earthquake uh what you wanna know what you wanna see baby girl

come on over you can get it with some trees hey oh can I tell you something please wait I'm sorry were you about to talk

no last night I'm on the airplane night sky shooting star I get up to use the bathroom and uh there's like a like the beverage cart

is like in the aisle so I can't get to the bathroom so I was like oh whatever I'll just wait like it was pretty close and there was like another guy there waiting so we're kind of like forming a line behind the beverage cart and it's

10 p.m lights are all off people everyone's sleeping and the guy is just like always nice to have snacks on a long flight huh and i was like what like i was like trying to be like we're already like kind of in the aisle being disruptive i was like what he's like i brought mangoes always nice to have a snack on the long flight huh and i was like yeah yeah yeah yeah what the fuck are you doing right now yeah i was like what yep snacks because they have some here but it's all like you're always in the store buying them you're like when am i gonna eat these and then you're on the flight and you're like yeah i'm glad i got yep i think this was probably this was probably paid off like real life fringe guy and i was like stop people

think we're like friends now dude and also dude also jayden daniels you see his snap his arm no oh snap his arm last night jackson who works here is like a big commanders fan he's sitting like three rows behind me i just look back and he's like oh he was having a meltdown i took john bastion and jackson to uh uh what's that sub place seriously mics no it's like it's like almost as well known as those what is that belly went into pot belly whoa and i was like uh jackson get whatever you want i'll i'll buy it and i'll just expense it he was like yeah sounds good and then uh he kind of like whispers his sandwich to the lady and he looks at me and he goes i hate cheese and i go okay and then like it occurred to me because john you know

john bastard doesn't eat like anything but chicken yeah i was like what's wrong with like your guy's house like they don't he was like i don't really like peppers or cheese and i was like okay bird hate stuff you don't need you don't need either of those and then i looked at john john didn't even attempt to make a sandwich he doesn't like bread he was i was like or jackson goes yeah john won't get a sandwich here he doesn't like bread and i go john is that true do you not like bread he's in the back seat and he was like i mean i i wouldn't eat it but i wouldn't say i don't like it i was like you guys need to like grow up like what is going on dude do you know about this have we talked about this john bastion only chicken fingers that's it he's one of those

guys i think he will eat fries but like he doesn't want to eat like anything like that's his entire diet like breakfast cereal yeah but the i think the milk throws him off like literally like he I offered him $500 to eat a cheeseburger. He said no. $500? He doesn't think he can keep it up. I also only eat chicken fingers. Is that true?

No, but I'll eat a cheeseburger for $500. You know what? I third chicken fingers. We've had a couple today where I think it's very important that you just enunciate a little bit harder. i've been called that in a in a bo2 lobby before uh it blows my mind that there's like bless me you fucker bless you sorry sorry bless my mind that there's like a lot of adults out there they're like i've never had a vegetable in my life yeah like there was a guy on survivor a couple seasons ago bullshit bro he

came out after sam yeah he was like yeah i've had a vegetable i just want like google sam survivor vegetable he just like wanted to have i know exactly i remember seeing some clip after he's like yeah i kind of exaggerated i was like what is this you know everyone's like i can't tell him i'm a lawyer he lied about the fruit he has eaten those fruits he lied to lower his threat level if a guy told me like like what is that the only thing i the only reaction i would have to that is i want to be around you less yeah why would that lower his threat level it's like well he's not a threat he's never had a fucking strawberry i will say yeah mike big challenge threat got my eyes on him sam obviously he's nasty the challenges but like the guy's never

had a goddamn mango i'm not exactly worried about him winning survivor john bastion actually that is kind of a good case study for that like i haven't worried about him plotting anything have you worried about jackson plotting not after i found out he doesn't eat cheese like who i mean he could be like lactose intolerant no he didn't say he was just like i just he's like i just don't really like it i want like a big fucking grilled cheese oh fuck i never got skyline this weekend l oh you can buy it in the store grilled cheese i'm going to yosemite this weekend yosemite um nice what are you gonna do hike pop pussy all right what has gotten into you today i don't know man i'm feeling good i i did i tell you i thought i i convinced myself

if i got drugged we're in ohio by who pasta villa i ordered he was there you got drugged or like food poisoning i was convinced i got drugged and here's why i ordered i ordered chicken parm from pasta villa it's buy one get one like this is too good to be true get a diet coke pasta gets there delish i go to take a sip of the diet coke and i don't hear a crack when i open the top i'm like oh and sorry and then i take a sip completely flat so i'm like oh my god someone like tampered with this i put it put it away didn't take another sip inhaled my chicken parm and then was like oh my god i feel so tired like i'm like sedated i think there's like a roofie in here or something i'm like calling flan and like calling my mom and like telling everyone like i'm really worried that

i like got roofied from this diet coke and then i it just occurred to me like you're just tired because you just ate a whole thing of chicken parm in like 35 you called your mom and said i think i got roofied i texted like everyone i called flan was like i'm legitimately scared that i what night was this the first night we were there and then carly texted me and was like any dinner rex and i was like pasta villa after i already knew all this but i was just like the food was really good that's very funny uh but yeah i thought i don't know it was just like why else would it be flat and opened you know what i mean like what other reason would a restaurant ever open your yeah maybe it was an accident yeah or it just came loose i don't know

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droplings oh okay i'll take the uh what do you want to put a line at like six drop six what six individual nuggets oh i'll take the under five i'll take the under on five i don't even know anymore i started wearing these black shoes it's just kind of i had to take a crap i'm sorry for the delay oh wait we actually had a line how many droppings oh I don't know I didn't count

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and i just rubbed this one raw and it looks like i got shot with a gun but i got some aquaphor finally today so i think it's gonna go away but i'm supposed to play golf on wednesday i literally can't lift my like can't really move my arm without it hurting so i'm i i just am worried that if i have to cancel because my armpit's not healed when are you playing golf on wednesday yeah we have work oh before work whoa wait are you gonna play 18 footy uh no we'll probably just play nine where am i yeah nice um and i just feel like if i tell him how often you hang out with footy this would be the first time we've ever played golf he just texted me to ask if i wanted to play it's fun early i think he it sounds like they do this pretty often and he was like yeah

we'll have a couple beers after nothing crazy and i was like i don't really know if i want to have beers before work at like nine in the morning uh work schmirk let's get drunk on the weekday let's get drunk on the weed sorry oh my god i can i can get drunk on that weed now oh guess what what you're gonna love this two of my buddies from high school are visiting oh dude you're gonna love this uh two of my buddies from high school are here yeah they're coming thursday are they gonna are they gonna toke that shit up with you i hope so i am really excited they're my two like best friends in the world but i feel like it's i've done maybe i don't know if it's on me or them or just a victim of a consequence of circumstance but i feel like i've

not stayed as good in touch with my high school buddies yeah well that's those are the most important ones to stay in touch with because the other stuff there's going to be like i feel like it comes up more often like college stuff you you're more likely to like have something to talk to them about if it's like bc related but you have to make an effort to be buddies with your well i mean high school we text about like football games each week and stuff like yeah like the the academic mag yeah the raptors like we just beat uh well we didn't beat porter goud but we put up like a a pretty nice number on porter goud last friday and then uh you know we're playing porter goud yeah we've got pinewood prep this friday so it's just hoping honestly it's

just as long as like our quarterback can stay healthy i think we've got a shot at the region but it's just tough i mean with liz with the offensive line we were handed i mean it was inherited from the last coach so it's really hard to blame anyone but but wouldn't that be a spherical wait there probably are high schools where guys like do this totally like alumni text about their high school football team i bet like where you're from probably yeah well i do it all the time do you actually do you follow your high school team who's your high school quarterback right now you don't fucking know kade keller google kade keller okay is this real yeah he's a stud man i would be he's um he's committed to oklahoma state right now i would um i have a lot

of questions if this is a real guy he attends watagua north clinton we just get kade keller what how is he right that it's a quarterback though i know i can't believe i called that uh is that just luck highlights wataga high school wait did you just get lucky yeah i guess do you actually follow your high school football team at all um no but my football team's like name is keller like it would be weird if kate keller was one of the 26 quarterback but and i went to a high school next to watauga high school but not in north carolina oh yeah because keller what did you google did you just google kate keller and it happened to be wait and you're telling me there's another i googled kate keller qb wait but you're telling me there's a another

Wataugwa? Yeah, Watauga. What is going on? Are we in like a fucking grimulation? It's a simulation when it's said. And he is a quarterback this year, I think. 2022-2025. What just happened? You just made up a random name and it is

a quarterback. And he looks nasty, too. I wonder if he's committed to Oklahoma State. Andrew, put music into this. Dot? We gotta recruit this kid. Where is he going to play next year? He's going to Oklahoma State.

Oh, Jesus. This kid's kind of nuts. You had to have known there was a quarterback named Cade Keller. No, I was thinking Cade Klubnick, and then I was thinking Cade, like, and then I was just thought Keller. Did Cade Klubnick go to your high school? This guy looks awesome, though. Wait, this guy's – we might have just stumbled across some gold.

Yeah. Wait, is this guy, like – I mean, his mechanics don't look like crazy. Yeah. But he looks like – Do we know any football coaches? Looks like a young Herbert. Tip off? Yeah, you know Mike Vrabel.

Oh, should I text him? I haven't texted him in five years. Text Mike Vrabel and be like, dude. I have his wife's number. Should I text him? Do I have a guy for you? Look at his arm. He's got a cannon.

Send this to Mike Vrabel's wife. Something to keep an eye on. Yeah, be like, just food for thought, Mike. That's so funny. Hey, Mike, I know Drake Mays is playing the best anyone's ever. Wait. Paul, go back. I want to see if he's committed somewhere.

Oh, so he did search QB. Okay, let's do this. Get rid of QB and search it. Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Let's do this. So to figure out how crazy it was that he just happened to pull up a real quarterback, we both have to try and come up with a guy that will come up.

Like come up with a fake name. Can we see what happens if he just searches Cade Keller too? Yeah, nothing. A baseball player. Probably the same guy. I mean, I think this is the same guy here. Oh, my God. he's a multi-sport athlete oh oh god all right all right it's still there though it's first page

yeah okay what about um all right i know the formula clemson quarterback different last name qb how hard is that d dj dj dj smith qb first guy to first guy to not be able to come up with a quarterback that exists dj smith qb he's the mercer quarterback all right mercer all right clemson quarterback different last name give me uh sean no no no it's my turn oh sorry uh trevor kelly quarterback k-l-l-y he's the he's the quarterback for the for the cal golden bit he was 10 years ago but did we just stumble upon a thing where i guess you can just search take

you take a clemson quarterback and you change his last name do a deshaun deshaun robinson no western michigan d-line something wait is deshawn like a relatively new name uh i think he got it when he was born no i mean like like did that exist 20 years ago i don't know uh okay all right let's do something else uh so do you follow so you don't follow your high school football team absolutely not but there probably are like people who are that into like oh yeah like where jason went to high school

like travis or whatever like yeah yeah where they win like state yeah like there probably are guys who like live back there and still follow it dude kate keller is a not to get back on this guy he's a 3.95 gpa i think we should tell mike about this rusty guess guess what bc's uh acceptance rate is 21 19 is it we're gonna get like pranks and uh is it like six seven no holy shit i'm gonna be honest i don't think it was quite that low when i got it really what do think it was when you got in 20 that's crazy 20 so this went down that's crazy ron's is like what was your what was like your gpa in high school no that was when you were there 15 and yeah i my i feel like gpa is weird because it's all like there's like weighted i don't know it was like a

four or five but like what does that mean in a high school yeah but that's like nonsense like it shouldn't ever be able to be over four like that doesn't even make sense like i know it's Because, like, APs and shit. Oh, weighted? Yeah. So, like, I don't really know. What about your college GPA? But I pretty much had all A's.

College GPA was, like, by the end, it was, like, fight. It started off, like, all A's, but I think I ended up, like, a 3.6 or something. Did you ever rank? Were you, like, ranked in high school? Not in high school. They didn't do class rank, but in college, I think they might have. They ranked you in college. Is there a way to, like, find out where we were in our classes?

i yeah i whiffed a couple times senior year because it was just like it doesn't matter anymore no i know i was like a three five going into like senior year and then i think i graduated with like under three yeah did you think like most of the kids at bc were like wicked smart yeah you have kids are pretty smart there you're you're like ivy no weak level kid to be there no i didn't get into any ivy i applied to all of them you're like the in that same maybe you're like one step below those people i think a significant notch but what the the kids that went to ivy league schools that i went to high school with would you would have been buddies with them they weren't the same type of guy i mean i don't know yeah i also don't really think

like i don't know like i feel like you could if you go to like a big school too you can get like any i feel you can get any education i don't know that's not totally true but like what do you mean i guess i was at ohio state this weekend and i was thinking about it because that was the that was where i was gonna get it go if i didn't get into bc i was like i think i could have i'm sure with the resources and like staff there i could have gotten just as good of an education but i also could have gotten a worse one and bc maybe had the option to the maybe the floor was higher at bc yeah but i think the ceiling is probably maybe even higher at a big school with the resources like ohio state i don't think so i think i i think like schools that

take themselves that seriously are gonna just have a higher standard yeah but like there was a guy that graduated from ohio state that i think wore a black bag the entire time he was there yeah what do you talk about you've brought this guy up you're like obsessed with that guy no i'm saying that sure like this the floor is higher but i but i think in terms of like what you can get away with in terms of like being bought in as academically but i think like you can if you're motivated you can achieve just as much education at a big okay does that make sense yeah because of the resource like there's just more available yeah right in a big school like that so you're in a room you're in a room that's this high is that a low floor or is that

a high floor or a low ceiling yes you're in a room that you're in a room that you can't stand up straight in or does it have a high floor or a low ceiling low ceiling i like that i just think i kind of actually sagged i feel like i wasted some of it why like senior i just didn't care about any of my classes i don't think i think anyone does i don't think anyone does i know but it's just i knew like i knew like less i i can think of one guy that that was truly trying all the way through the finish line wait is boston college a little ivy yeah wait what is rollins is like 50 something um yeah let's what's a and m why were you looking at this um i probably said something smart as hell and he was like sadiq and i were talking

about it uh the acceptance rate rollins 40 to 50 i mean aren't a lot of you guys like legacies at rollins yeah kind of the thing like didn't your dad go to roll yeah it's like a lot of kids that their parents went there as well yeah private schools are like different what do you say private schools are a lot different than public schools yes oh is it really yeah catholic school oh i didn't know that yeah google google jack kelly rollins highlights me at like parties like you're raising a hand in class um there i am yeah there were a bunch of jack kelly's when i got to jack kelly or when i got to ron's there were multiple multiple jack kelly's there i was boys with one of them so ron's had what like 3 000 no no when i got there it was like 1800 kids so going to a

small school like that you feel like you know just about everybody right you know everyone that like is social it's social um there were kids that like burrowed sorry that reminds me i got a i got a big feature in google uh wilden ellen or the arts a lot this article just came out whoa last week i got interviewed for it whoa and the first but the first person cited in it is amy poehler and then the next person quoted is me whoa photo courtesy of wilden on you gave them that yeah he asked me like if i had any photos of our show well had no dreams of working in the entertainment space he enrolled at bc as a political science student with dreams of capitol hill office i had no ambitions in anything creative

uh i work on kim i'd work that's a powerful quote i owe my relative success to the fact that bc offered these guys wait what does that say oh that's why i say that because that quote you think you know everyone in your grade and then you realize oh they're just the same 200 people that go to the same bars every weekend yeah they're like uh now co-hosts the podcast will and rusty's playdate both ventures have been extremely successful garnering millions of followers across accounts and platforms you didn't want to like mention rusty or me or i think i did i don't know they also spelled my name wrong this fucker what vent what one you and i don't have any venture that have millions of followers uh i think it's like probably they probably factor in like

friday beers i don't know yeah um also i think rice peel off 2 might have a million followers just specifically like that hashtag the guy who brought a print out keep me in the new keep me in the loop anytime there's like news on rice like i brought a print out of rice peel off 2 that he had me sign you saw that right you put on the story yeah yeah wait yeah when do you think like the rollins herald is gonna come wait so is this first thing about yeah amy puller you're Right, it's Amy Poehler and then Will Donnellan. So you were like one person away from being like BC's most famous alumnus. I can't lie.

It looks like there's a guy from Wolf of Wall Street. Also, this is strictly in the entertainment space, which isn't exactly our forte. But you know what? I will take it. I'm being Amy Poehler. But that's... Do you think you're in the top three? bc alumni no oh i thought we just said they're what they know are you kidding me fucking john

carrey oh oh oh or zay flowers i thought you were flowers matt ryan oh yeah amy poehler oh my god yeah ed markey yeah leonard nimoy who's who's ed markey he's a senator from sg's jared dudley senator jared dudley doug flutie brian murphy chris o'donnell about athletes dude chris o'donnell was chris o'donnell he was his his son charlie was at a golf tournament i was in one time and my buddy tom wait chip he called him charlie or char we were kids he was in my year at bc his son charlie o'donnell his name is chip i don't know what his first name he was in a golf tournament he was in my group and my buddy tom higgins was like the biggest fan of like hawaii 50 or whatever the show he was on yeah and he was like dude can i get a photo or an autograph or anything

and he just said no and got in a car and drove away well he wanted an autograph from his son no from chris he had he had stayed silent the entire round and then when they were done and he didn't have to like focus anymore like he didn't disrupt him while his kid was playing got it and tom was there chris was also there no tom yeah yeah god that's watching and my buddy tom was playing in the in the in the group damn and then after was like hey can i have a photo and he's like nope i i was like you're not he was he was the only person there that recognized him like it wasn't like he was getting swarmed or whatever it was like your one fan in maine is like can i have a photo and he was like no and just got in the car they had nowhere to be

well his son chip is uh was a classmate as well as his daughter also went to bc or my year and he was the game day guest picker when we got and i was i just remember being like that's kind of funny it's like the game day guest picker is my dad yeah can you google who is the most famous oh rollins alumni well you probably are right no mr rogers is up there oh yeah but i bet there are others like tiger woods his wife that hit him with the oh kristen arnett too i forgot about her yeah who's that she's the new york times best-selling novelist oh rahul gandhi went there i mean i bet i'm i bet i'm i bet i'm in the top five i mean you're not catching meg crofton

she's president of walt disney parks and resorts both come on wait it's no offense but it's so lame how they sorry the rc dash it makes it look like they were like knighted jack kelly rc you wait am i gonna be on here no zipkin made it though because you don't claim wrong this is horseshit get me on there oh the chairman and ceo of bell south telecommunications goat crummer okay wait go back to the main part right google penis but it's hard breaking the fifth wall wait you wanted me to do what there's got to be going 56 notable alumni maybe i'm not technically even an alumni that's a good point you didn't graduate no i did graduated but they never sent me my thing yet yeah dude i have to be in the chris chris patrick

where do i know that guy from uh he's an instinct whoa i met him one time eric boiling oh my god have you guys been getting all these emails from mike turbulence i'm serious i think i own like a lot of money no but i'm getting i thought i was getting scammed for like years where they were saying i owed a lot of money or i owed a balance on some health care thing turns out i just did so i paid it i mean not even hot 50 yeah i mean okay google most famous person ever kanye who is the most famous person ever it's probably taylor michael jackson jesus christ yeah michael jackson do who do you think's more famous jesus christ or lincoln probably jesus

probably jesus yeah probably gonna go christ there i'm gonna go yeah probably gonna go christ honestly oh christ neil patrick harris who's more famous neil patrick harris or mahatma gandhi mahatma gandhi actually this is a fun game keep look andrew you're gonna you're gonna say two celebrities whoever can say who's more famous first wins me or will best best of seven oh wait how do we like how do we have new game new game that game sucks sorry we're we're gonna cover our ears and you give us a person we have to slip that person's name into the pod without the other one noticing it's like the phrases but it's a guy oh it's a person yeah like a real person we do

that but can we also do the have you seen the thing that gavin and loops and danny do where they go three two one and then they like say someone oh yeah let's do that game okay so how are we gonna go like three two one and then we all say a person we have to try to get to the same oh okay person okay ready yeah celebrities any celebrity any celebrities three two one aaron rogers what did you say salma hayek salma hayek beyonce and aaron rogers all right think about this oh this is this is super easy okay i'm ready three two one danica patrick wait what did you say danica patrick i was thinking like aaron rogers girlfriend because there was like aaron rogers and two girls so danica patrick rihanna and taylor swift

okay i i see i see uh wait danica patrick rihanna and taylor swift um okay i think we just gotta keep going danica patrick rihanna and tara swift would be okay i got it i got it i got it tracy chapman come on two female singers and fast car wait what did you say tracy chapman okay tracy chapman what'd you say i didn't say anyone dude you can't do that you just have to say no i said wait i said wait i said wait you're already doing because i'm trying to think we got a car a race car driver and two female singers and you guys couldn't come up with fucking tracy chapman okay tracy chapman and what did you say uh uh britney spears and i'll say anna de armas britney spears anna de armas and tracy chapman britney spears anna de armas and

tracy chapman okay i got one okay one second one second all right i got it one no no okay i got it one two three mariana what'd you say ariana grande ariana grande margot robbie and addison ray all right all right all right i think we're getting there just think about it okay you got it i i like i like one yeah wait wait what did you say again uh ariana grande addison ray uh uh margot robbie okay i think i got you got it yeah you got it three two one charlotte carpenter what'd you say charlie xcx you made it to charlie xx but not yeah because addison ray but blonde pop girly i was thinking what did you say sabrina carpenter yeah i said charlie d'amelio because i was charlie you said charlie xcx okay we got this

charlie xx charlie d'amelio and what did i say uh what did you say i said uh wait what did you say charlie xx i said charlie xx you said charlie d'amelio you said uh you said uh sabrina carpenter okay okay all right wait wait wait no wait wait just wait for him wait for him don't force it don't force it stop looking at me you're gonna like you're like mouthing it just think oh think this okay ready wait a minute i don't think god we got it we got charlie d'amelio charlie xcx and sabrina carpenter all right ready are you guys ready yeah three two one i was gonna say charlie chaplin like like charlie's and then it's like a bit like a performer yeah i was thinking charlie chaplin what did you say uh i said tay mccray and i

said olivia rodrigo and i said okay okay okay okay okay yeah we got this we actually got this Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot. Wait, Charlie Chaplin. Oh, okay, okay. I got it. You got it? Wait, I'm not ready.

I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Charlie Chaplin, Olivia Rodrigo, and Tate McRae? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait, I lost it. Wait. Okay.

Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Ready? Three, two, one. Gracie Abrams. Marilyn Monroe. You didn't say anything. I know. I, like, stole that.

I was going to say Gracie Abrams, but... What did you say? I said Gracie Abrams. I know. And you said Marilyn Monroe? Yeah. I was going to say Gracie Abrams, but it doesn't feel real now that I said I was going to say it. I don't know why I got...

I think I got nervous because I heard you saying what I was going to say. Okay, so Gracie Abrams, Gracie Abrams, Marilyn Monroe. Okay. I don't... I have one, but I don't know if you guys know who this is. Oh, I got a great one. You guys... Oh, we should know this.

All right. Three, two, one. Wait, wait, wait. Audrey Hobert. You didn't even give me like a second to think about that. What the hell? You said I have one, and you were the first person to say I have one. I said I have one, but I don't think you guys would know it.

And then I thought, I was like, and then you guys started going. I said, wait, wait, wait. You said I have one. So I thought you may have one. Okay, so Audrey Hilbert, Audrey Hilbert. But now I, fuck. I don't know where to go from there. All right, ready?

Ready? Wait, so we have Audrey Hilbert, Audrey Hilbert, and nothing? Fuck. You have to give us like a thing. What were you going to say that we weren't going to know? I was going to say B.B. Stockwell. Okay, all right, cool. Audrey Hobart and B.B. Stockwell.

Here we go. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I can't think of a woman now. It doesn't have to be a woman. But it probably should be. Okay, I don't know. We'll just go. Okay.

Three, two, one. Role model. What'd you say? Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez, Doja Cat, and role model. This is stupid. Oh, I got one. I got one.

Sabrina Carpenter. Wait, no. Selena Gomez, Doja Cat, and Role Model. All right. All right. You ready? Got it? No, no, no, no, no.

Okay, okay. Three, two, one. Emma Chamberlain. What'd you say? Demi Lovato, Jake Shane. Jake Shane and Emma Chamberlain. We're kind of honing in on it. Painting the corners here.

Okay, Jake Shane, Emma Chamberlain. Who did you say? Demi Lovato. oh fuck uh like what are we doing is this entertaining you think i think it's fun yeah i got something okay three two one connor wood i forgot her fucking name jesse for jesse from disney channel what's her name i don't know okay okay so connor wood caleb heron uh jesse from disney channel okay i got i got a good one what is who did you say uh caleb heron who is that oh i love that comedian okay three two one jack martin what would you say brooke abrick

oh jack martin tim dylan okay wait wait we should get this we should get this we should get this okay wait i i gotta i gotta get this i got this three two one sally dar griffin oh wait what did you say i said they're like fourth person in their crew i thought it was sally dar griffin well she's like oh damn i didn't say i wait who did i say um shoot wait it was brooke no i said brooke ever wait no after that two times ago oh damn i just think you like didn't say i think you were just like ours no i think i said brooke ever no it was two times unless you said it again wait who did i say damn it who did you guys say oh fuck i totally have one too cat oh i said will angus okay will angus cat wellington and sally dargryff we got this three

two one liam cola are you fucking joking why didn't you think of anything okay okay okay uh three two one chester collins you can't say chester collins i said check on it yes okay shout out chet oh my god i heard uh i heard his voice today it's just like a fun thing what happened chet yeah what do you mean like through the wall oh he's here i thought so oh fun and then i heard uh should we do like some this guy rocks and stuff like that yeah all right oh yeah i thought we weren't doing any of that today i just had one i think it's like if you have something all right cool if you have something you want to share i only did the draft okay i thought we're gonna try that that's goaded i just had i just kind of wanted to show this

anyway so i guess it fits the thing oh all-time email i just got new this is the charleston local newspaper new shrimpers lawsuit against charleston restaurants dismissed the shrimpers lawsuit dude new band name shrimpers lawsuit oh yeah to keep up with the high school football team yeah i mean i think i just get the emails i don't think i pay for it but that is pretty funny there was i actually remember reading about this though they were all like all the local shrimpers all banded together and they were suing all the restaurants because they would say like local shrimp and it would just be like frozen shit like alaska or whatever good lord have you been watching that murder show on hulu it's pretty good that's like what my childhood was like it's pretty the murders yeah

uh it's one of the kids on it is a tiktoker the kid that plays uh paul is like you'd recognize his tiktoks he's pretty good he's just like a forget his name but he does like theater kid sketches fun um but he plays paul who is like pretty pretty interesting character the kid who drove the boat that is the kid that drove the boat okay this is a this is a take i believe he went to porter gout he high school yeah so halfway through the i think maybe i'm yeah what were you gonna say all right so this is a video of a um of like an at-home kind of music studio and it said some guy paid us 200 to use the studio what is he saying he goes he just says yeah and then he goes hold out of money but it's just that

this kind of sounds sick i was cracking up when i saw it it's just the fact the idea of some guy paying 200 bucks they're just going and like screaming like play it again a lot of money uh oh i forgot we went when we were in columbus we had a viral tailgate that's true we had a mug moment i would say we had a series of mug moments certified to half dozen mug moments we had to see some playmates yeah we had some some uh playmate legends playdate legends pull up maggie was there goaded maggie uh she's she's i literally think one of the first playmates she's one of the yeah and you know people have said she might be like the one of the chief detards she used to be in all my live streams she's one of the mods she was one of the mods of my

live stream she told us at the tailgate she's going on yeah maggie she's going on a uh trip with all the other detards apparently there's like a detard trip to nashville isn't that insane are you invited i i was like should i come she's like yeah i don't i have no details but apparently they're planning a trip together i think you're totally allowed to come but it might it might be like i might ruin the vibe kind of like a hat on a hat yeah yeah okay seltzer all right cat's out of bag our boss quit i meant to text uh edge today because i my laptop is like on the fritz and edge was like you can use like we have like a bunch of work ones and he looked up like in the thing and and selzer forgot to return his and so he texted selzer like last

week like can you did you steal your laptop and then i meant to text edge this morning like can i use that laptop because mine doesn't work for drafts right now i just needed to type some stuff out and i sent it to selzer i said uh any word on selzer's laptop and then i unsent it and he but he was wearing airpods and it announced the notification in his ears that's funny what'd he say he just said uh he sent a frowny face when i unsent it and then i said did you did you see what that said and he said i heard something about a laptop wait that's why would you ever unsend a text because i was just like their imagination's just gonna run amok yeah i just said like sorry that wasn't for you oh okay uh dude at the i had some of the best pizza i've ever had at the mug

tailgate oh yeah they and they have these little burritos and people think burrito is going to be huge nope they're little bite-sized burritos and they were delicioso billy langdon had five really that's what he told me it was fun yeah it was it was a good vibe i felt like the fall columbus weather sort of had my juices flowing oh sorry my juices were ignited by the fall columbus weather how was the salami mug oh fuck i forgot i had to do that that was so gross they made me a lot of money they made me they were like can you do this video where like you chug out of like a thing of salami i was like sure well for context they had posted a video like a week prior of that happening and it went like mega vibe mega vibe yeah it got sent to us a bunch

of times yeah a whole lot of money so i had to drink salami and then i had to throw salami like a football did it taste like salami like there were like chunks of salami in the mug listen you know how i'll drink a mug in almost any context out of out of a salami was where i drew the wine but it was it was fun it was i i i'll miss like the fall like the midwest fall is just like fun and so i felt like it was a good vibe i had like eight mug zeros uh i was feeling like a million bucks you give a mug zero float i didn't i didn't float it up because i've been floating it i've been floating my boat at the last few tailgates and i just decided i wanted to go pure this time you you can't the average person should not be having a root beer float every weekend

yeah but the average person isn't built like me so that's na not applicable like what do you think is the most amount of root beer floats or what's like the most frequent highest frequency someone in the u.s has a root beer float at daily is there a guy that has imagine the highest frequency root beer float like would you like a root beer float it's like i'll just stick the water i don't want that's such a high frequency root beer float like it bursts your eardrums andrew looks like sometimes when i look over it looks like on the inside he's depressed it looks like uh it looks like he was having a good day and then he remembered that this was part of it I love recording with you guys.

People asked about you. Oh, did they? Yeah, I had a couple DMs that were asking if Banan would be there. I got a bone to pick with you. Why? Because I'm logged into the Playdate account, and so I get a notification any time DMs come through. DM your girlfriend on your personal account.

It'll be like a 20-minute conversation back and forth. My phone's just like... Wait, you get a message every time there's a DM on Playdate? I know, it's horrible. Turn that off, bro. I just don't want to miss anything, I guess. yeah i do i do not have that i don't even have that for my personal no no not like it's only like active conversations so like requests don't come through it's only like oh okay so there's

only it's literally only andrew's girlfriend but it'll be like it'll be like banana are you working i'm like what do you text him banana what are you wearing dude some of them like like without being able to see what he's sending or her responses sound a little risque i think you guys are just keeping your keeping your pants turn take it over text i mean if we can't do in the plated dms where are we supposed to do it like am i gonna open up and see like crazy crotch shots back and forth like all right let's bring it back to the mug here i will say i want to say one other thing about the mug tailgate oh right i feel like my the the uh and the energy around mug is building each time yeah see now people are like bought in and they come up and or like i'll see people

in Columbus on Friday and they were like oh you're doing the mug thing tomorrow like I feel like everyone is now aware of our our lore here

we are like yeah yeah we've become solidly ingrained in the mug community and vice versa it's been beautiful I ran into two

high school seniors nice at our thing and they were like they could not have been happier that that was like

the partner yeah I a girl came up and she was like can I wear the mug dog helmet like there's like a mascot head

I was like yeah she was like no way there were mug moments being curated all around yeah that's awesome and that's the mug tailgate recap segment come on i will say you know it's funny you know how they call each other banana what do you call your girlfriend flan flannery flanny yeah see the problem is sexy well yeah obviously like i i use i like i'm kind of still feeling some things out don't go baby no not that

I mean, like, something with her name. The problem is that you always called her Lore. Yeah. So now it's like I think of you when I say that. So that's, like, not an option. I think it's cool when girls named Lauren go by Lo. Yeah, like, her roommate calls her that, but, yeah. I mean, you could, yeah, I guess I did kind of screw you there.

You can't have banana. He came up with a pet name for my girlfriend before I did. Do I call her Lore more than I call her anything else? Mm-hmm. Wow. Yeah. How does that make you feel? Cucked.

To say the least. You should just come up with an adorable name for Flan. Flo. You see Flan, you're like, a little floofy. You start rubbing noses. When did this happen? I'm going to call her

Screwball. Call her Stinker. Call her Nichols. Nichols. Nichols, because because because if there were any two if because and because you're a dime all the time call her you're done twice because you're like two dimes you're that's why i call

you nickels well hi because i don't know like what's wrong with just lauren nothing it just feels unoriginal honey baby i think i say hon call her the honey badger and then she can run out like tyra and matthew yeah she like runs into the kitchen she does like cool walkouts and stuff right yeah she's been working on like her she has like sort of a wwe style one she's been doing like when we go out to dinner it's actually really fun the waiters love it andrew what do you do you guys call each other banana 24 7 there's no just like 24 7 in like probably every text wait but why don't you why it's a lot of syllables i feel like you gotta try to get it down to one like you gotta just be like yeah you need like that's kind of my problem with lauren

too it's like too long well low yeah i did i did i guess i was using the best option for you you can totally just call her that that's what everyone calls the girl's name lauren what lore no she told me you're the only one who's ever called her that really yeah which made me want to do it even less yeah i've never it's like not an option yeah not at all that is i mean that's the best one why don't you just do that i feel like i called girls like called girls named lauren that all my whole life i don't know if i really had that many lawrence in my life i was thinking me jerry and armand should go on a triple date triple l because we got all we all date in lawrence now

uh we can think about this we can think i call her l bone sometimes so then i feel like that could naturally shorten to l l l bone uh call it elbow no you can't pick it the problem is i shouldn't have brought this up because you already ruined one of them for me and it's gonna happen again would you have made your way to lore if i didn't yes fuck it's yeah i how has no one ever called her that's her name that's like the shortest version of her name i don't know i don't know and i'm fucking scared damn i didn't realize i cucked you no we don't use chat gpt chet gpt chet gpt it's like the dude just ooh laurie pop el money lolly lulu el money low low my low low love

yeah there's only i mean lore is the only low low bean lil ren you could you just start calling your like sweetie renegade for a lauren with sass my laurentine love bug lauren you're like love bug lauren where are you love bug could you come in here scott you just hear scott screaming with no screaming with a shotgun in his mouth princess little row angelou hey baby ran angel go back i want to i want to I really want to figure out which one of these

would make Scott want to jump off the golden skate bridge quicker hey renegade lorito hey lori pop I think I still think

what was the one where lovebug lauren if you were yelling hey lovebug lauren can you come in here You'd hear Scott Just do it Pussy You're the fucking balls

Can you please for us Before this comes out Will you see her tonight Can you like set up your phone On like a voice memo Prop it somewhere and when she's in the other room Be like hey love bug love bug lauren yeah sure and see it i think she would all right do we get into our drafts yes

these are the office plots that don't exist scran gets a new minor league baseball team and michael decides to take everyone to one of the games he gets a big section for them all in the outfield and is the only one to bring a glove he's been talking all day about how he's going to catch a home run and when a ball is finally hit towards them it bounces out of his glove and into kelly's lap everyone celebrates kelly and michael is livid now more determined than ever to catch a ball he interferes with a catch by reaching over the wall and is ejected from the stadium i love it um michael shows the office his new online girlfriend and they all tell him it's clear she's a catfish because of how beautiful and intelligent she seems uh and how a girl like that would never go

for michael to prove she's real he invites her to the company christmas party and when she shows up she looks exactly like her pictures the office is stunned and they find out immediately that michael is actually the catfish and severely photoshopped his photos to make him look more handsome that's funny thank you uh angela's cat gets invited to the regional cat beauty championships in harrisburg so michael makes the whole office travel there to watch creed asks to stay back because he's allergic to cats but michael forces him to attend providing him with a gas mask as protection as the office enters the competition somebody sees creed with a gas mask and yells it's a chemical terrorist chaos ensues and as everyone scrambles to escape angela

funnels all the cats into her car and drives away with as many as she can fit i love that um a couple guys in the warehouse start a podcast and michael and dwight say there is no way it could be more interesting than if they started a podcast with their with encouragement from jim they record their first episode and post it almost instantly they get an email from serious xm offering them a deal worth lots of money which is secretly jim pranking them and they go down to the warehouse to rub it in the workers faces but when they return serious has rescinded the offer and offered it to the warehouse guys that's awesome uh dwight throws shit up his fucking mouth he's so drunk he's so fucked up holy fucking shit what a booze bag whoa what's ryan doing the

worm nice moves okay pam okay pam pammy get it jesus todd packard just got shot the funeral is tomorrow and michael still only has a woman's suit okay pam okay pam i like that a lot um i thought that'd be good one of the biggest i was kind of upset at first because like oh it's a throwaway one but then you like it did like yeah there was some thank you um one of the biggest buyers of paper is no longer under contract and jim wants to earn their business when he gets the meeting he realizes that the person he's supposed to meet with is someone he's seriously embarrassed when they were kids and never apologized jim farted in class and blamed it on the kid who never lived

it down and it ruined his childhood the guy says he will buy dunder mifflin paper if he can get even with jim and the only way to do it is for the guy to fart during the signing deal with both of their companies and for jim to take the fall that's awesome so the guy farts really loud and then jim has to be like excuse me i'm just that's good all right should we do country songs let's do it these are country songs these are more country songs that don't exist all right this one's kind of a dig at myself but it's called carhartt kids and it's talking about how all these kids now are wearing carhartt but they've never worked a day in their life amen uh love you like a brisket i want to love you for a long time move slowly and let it all soak in like a brisket girl

our love will stay smoking pretty good right because it's like long time slowly soak in yeah right yeah um stood up in the stand it's about having a date planned in your in your hunting stand and then the girl never shows up so he just gets he gets stood up while he's in his his stand stood up on my stand so i turned my hand and pointed that gun in my mouth we're riffing are we riffing we're riffing did we do it did i did i riff we're cooking uh half a hay bale i ain't got much but i'll do my best i'm still country as long as i got Half a hay bale left. He's still country as long as he's got half a hay bale left.

Right. Because that's enough to grow like a whole new farm. A whole new house. My Shotgun Rides Shotgun. And it's about a guy who is saying, don't mess with me. He's like a little worried about things that are happening in his town. He's like, don't mess with me because my shotgun rides shotgun. So if you come for me, I'm going to shoot you with my gun.

i yeah i like it or what if it's like a like it's like my front seat's all taken but you can still ride shotgun like it's like you can you can like be a guy with a shotgun or something or like my front seat's all taken but i'm riding i'm driving the like something about like how riding shotgun means like you're riding with a gun or something right or riding a shotgun i don't know i didn't mean to fuck you maybe you should ride it's like a guy riding a shotgun yeah it's like oh two holes double the pleasure double the fun bullets go flying spraying everywhere we don't i think you're gonna be the one we're gonna have ourselves a gun in my lasso well i'm gonna kick your goddamn ass so if your big butt gets caught in my damn lasso i love it it's about a guy's farmer's

I'm mad if guys keep fucking around when he's trying to catch shit with his lasso. Dwight is there. And then I think Ryan.

Okay, Pam. Okay, Pam. Can I, I feel like you guys didn't get that episode. Can I be clear? Dwight throws shit up his fucking mouth.

He's so drunk. He's so fucked up. Holy fucking shit with a booze bag. Whoa, that's, what's Ryan doing? The worm? Nice moves.

Okay, Pam. Okay, Pam. Pammy, get it. Jesus, Todd Packard just got shot. The funeral's tomorrow and Michael's still

only has a woman's suit i'm good at these it's so funny okay pam okay get it um did you have more songs no that was it are you done yeah i don't even really care about my last two um all right rusty song of the day today i am doing i forget what it's called i've been listening to it all morning all morning genesis by grimes we love you guys have a great rest of your wednesday have a great weekend and we'll see you bright and early for our monday episode all right peace out players i love you