Will & Rusty's Playdate - the judge did it | Ep. 252

Episode Date: October 12, 2026

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252. 252. Which, of course, is our... Carole Mac episode. Yes. Our Ray Lewis episode. Well, and... I thought it was Colleen Mac, right?

It is Cleo Mac, yeah. Fuck. Okay. Sorry. I want to get out ahead of this. something hit me here i think you are i already know that you know about this but i'm just worried it's going to come out so i want to address it um i on friday went to make a business call as i call it so i get i get naked and i um am on the toilet you're at home i'm at home i've poured myself a tall glass of

ice water watching reels having the time of my life everything's going well went to take a sip of the water while I was watching a reel didn't have my eye on the water missed my mouth poured about eight ounces of ice cold water all of my penis and balls and I'm just worried that uh I don't know gonna get out I don't even know to control the narrative got to get ahead of it um I don't want people to think I'm pooping wet or that my balls are always that cold yeah so I just wanted to did a dress that watch it shrivel up like a shrimp in real time i'm not joking my balls did the thing where they got they were immediately rock hard and round to inside my body seamless yeah seamlessly

because there was a seam i meant but but i don't think mine to have one yeah but uh i don't um that was one of the point of text i've ever gotten i did i also thought it was during the workday so i you must have screwed out a little early i had to shoot an ad. Got it. So I was picturing it at the office. No, this was way funnier. It would have been funnier at the office.

But then I don't think I'd be comfortable with an open, an open glass of water. Open container in the bathroom or water? At the work bathroom would be disgusting. Oh my God. This episode is brought to you by Bearbells.

Rusty, show me your Bearbells. But yeah, like just legit, like legitimately almost a full glass of water. Well, I I mean, how

you were going to take like the biggest sip of your life? No, it was, it was just such a, it's a huge Yeti, like an open Yeti. So if it's that full and you like tip it even a little bit. Yeah. It just goes everywhere. But you live

and you learn. Not everyone's, not everyone can be perfect. It's happened to all the best of us. It's happened to the best of us. Right. There's not one great man. Who do you think is the greatest man that ever did that? Like, I genuinely I genuinely think

King Tutt probably did it all over is Charlie Browns Oh my God, yeah Like wine I mean With the type of shit King Tut was getting into Who was he getting into? King Tut I believe had like a club foot

And was like almost special needs Really? Isn't that or is that a different guy? There was one there was one Pharaoh who like They were like he was not a It's a club foot It's like it's like It'd be better off without it.

King Tut is famous. He was known to have a club foot and physical disabilities resulting from inbreeding. So everyone thought he was like this fucking great warrior. And then I guess we got into his tomb and everyone was like, Jesus, fuck. Oh. Like, I think all the stuff written about him was that he was like this, you know, legend. of a warrior. Then they got into his coffin and we're like,

holy shit. His sarcophagus. His loki thick. Yeah, he is kind of thick as all get out. Severe overbite, woman like hips, enlarge breasts. So he was kind of bad.

Yeah, he was an IG baddie. Yeah, like what? King Toe was hot. He had a waist that didn't quit. They were like, oh yeah, he had such bad disabilities. He had wide hips and big breasts. he had a natural BBL Wait, what else did he have?

I mean, look at that picture, that's insane. Oh my, yeah, I guess So, okay, we know out of bare minimum Another great man who did it He, there's no chance His balls came out unscathed That's what I'm saying, like he probably poured water

Every time he's... With the overbite, it was probably more common Than not Than not that he got water and wine All over his Charlie Browns Yeah Oh my God So what is a club foot

It's just like fucking there. It's there and doesn't do anything. You know club cracker? Yeah. Crumbles under any. It goes great with soup. Yeah. Club foot.

Oh my God. Have it when you're sick. So good. Okay. Now that we've addressed that, Andrew. Mm-hmm. Something's different about you. Did you get a new haircut?

No. Oh, God. He's dressed like the motherfucker from, uh, Germany. you look like that motherfucker from Germany Are you, is there any chance You're dressed as that motherfucker from Germany You, right?

Doesn't he look like that motherfucker from Germany? Yeah. I'm dressed like this because I wanted to say Gutten Tog. Okay. You did it? Yeah. Oh, that's it? Yeah, that's it.

Guten Tug. Okay, Guten Tug. Okay. Good and tug to you. Guten tug to you. Guten Tug? I didn't have anything else planned. Okay. I mean, that's what you said last time

and you were. And then we played a whole, This time legitimately, I don't know what to do. It's Octoberfest, I guess. You wanted to get those. Yeah, it's October Fest. You're going to October Fest. I already went to October Fest.

So you just had the outfit. Yeah. Did you go to Worstcooch? I did. I went to Worst Coochee. You have fun? I think so. Is it Worst Cooch or Worst Cooch?

You got so drunk, you don't remember? I don't remember. I, like, blacked out the whole day. Yeah. On Saturday? Yeah, the anxiety is killing me. I think at one point, I was just sitting in the courtyard of my apartment complex

for like a couple hours. And then I threw up. In this outfit? In this outfit. And I will say the good thing about those outfits is like people are going to be like, oh yeah, like I went to Octoberfest and got fucked up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, if you were in like a, if you were in just like jeans. Yeah, it'd be way.

Why is that guy? He's been out there for like an hour. I know, but people were just constantly getting on and off the elevator and I was just sitting there. But I couldn't see anybody. Like everybody was just like a blur. You know, when you're like that. And so I had like a ton of anxiety on Sunday, which I know is just like from the hangover. I don't think I did anything bad. But there is like a huge like four hour gap in my memory from Saturday.

And I don't know. So you came to in the courtyard? In and out of the courtyard. Yeah. I remember about five minutes of it. But I think that I was out there for a long time. You think you saw your girlfriend? Yeah.

I was just about. So we went on a date Sunday morning and she didn't say anything. Okay. With you were like hungover shit? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. But I also went to bed at like 7 p.m. So I had some time to kind of work it off.

But I almost canceled the date because I thought it was going to throw up. Okay, how'd the date go? It went well. We went and grabbed coffee and we chatted and it was really nice. Didn't work come up at all? I did bring up that I lied about work. Finally. I waited for the very end, just in case she was like, you suck, and I hate you and I never want to see you again.

Just in case. Just in case. That's good. I like the logic thing. And I breezed right over it. We were talking about movies, and I was like, yeah, you know, I'm just trying to keep up with my coworkers who watch a lot of movies. By the way, I work at this media company. I do this podcast.

you know sometimes people like don't really like it so I don't like bring it up all the time because I don't want people to like look it up sometimes but I wanted to tell you that I actually do that but sometimes I tell people I work at Deloitte which she's the first one that I've ever said that too but I wanted to make it seem like it was like a normal thing you want to make it seem like it was like a serial thing and she took it really well okay wow that's like a really cool job I forget that this is like a cool job yeah yeah yeah yeah um And so she took it really, really well. Nice.

So, wait, why? Why do people not take it well often? No, no, no, no. He didn't want her to look it up. But he said sometimes people don't like that when he says he works. That was his lie. Because he was trying to come up with a reason. I was worried she wasn't going to take me lying to her well.

Oh, so you lied again and said people don't like it? Wait, maybe I'm completely. I mean, he wasn't going to be like, I didn't want you to. listen to the episode because I talked about you. So you were probably trying to mask you. You were like, oh, sometimes people don't. Yeah, yeah. So I did lie again.

Okay. He was just coming up with like a different reason. Got it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does that make sense? Well, I also was like, I don't. Guy who did not make.

Yeah. Also, I just didn't want her to go and like look it up. Like, yeah, yeah. He didn't want to be like, like, I didn't bring it up because we talked about you because that she definitely would go. If my doctor, like, ask me, like, what's the name of the podcast? Like, I don't want them to, like, I don't want them to, like, go and look it up. Not that they would.

Your doctor? Yeah. What? And they'll find out you were like, you were like snacking too much or something? Yeah, that's what I'm. They found out you lied about how much you been. No, I'm worried about me being like, my doctor's so hot, you know, and then her seeing that. Did you tell us that? Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. I think so, right? I mean, everybody. You went to her because she was hot from TikTok. No, whoa, whoa, no. Wait, how am I forgetting this? Reals? I mean, everybody that works at this doctor's office is like so hot.

You guys are like Beverly Hills for like a viral doctor. Yeah. Well, she's not viral. Well, okay, she does make content, but she's not, like, viral. Everyone in this doctor's office is, like, smoking? Smoking. What the hell are we? I need a doctor.

Maybe I'll start going there. My doctor is, like, on crack. Are you serious? My doctor taught, I mean, I went, when I went for my viral super herpes scare. Right. It wasn't herpes. Right. For anyone who didn't listen to that episode.

It was hand mouth and crotch. It was hand acid, taint disease. Uh, she was talk, she talked 1,000 miles an hour. Like, I literally, like, could not keep up. Like, I think she was, like, on too much at all. Mm. But she prescribed, she was like, I'll just prescribe you, like, all this stuff. And, like, I did, do that, and then, like, left.

And I was like, oh, oh. And I'd, like, go to, like, my CVS app. I was like, did that work? And it was like, yeah, all right, yeah. She did it. They always, I think they always just cram in so many appointments that, like, they were just rushing from one to the next. Yeah.

they kind of have to be fast. But I went this morning because I thought I had a rock in my foot. Really? Yeah. What? I feel like that's something where you'd know. Yeah, usually it's like, how big of a rock? Like a small rock, like a small pebble, a small rock in the size of like a pebble.

A pebble size thing in your foot? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because in July, remember how he told you I went to the river? and I went to Beerbong off of a leaf, and then, like, I tripped, and then, like, our float went away, and then I, like, slipped on the rocks, and I cut my foot really bad. Kind of? Okay, well, sorry. I talked about it on the podcast.

I didn't just being honest. Doesn't matter. I guess I say things. It goes one in one ear and out the other. Anyway, I have, like, the scar on my foot is, like, still there, and it's been there for a really long time, and it's, like, a really nasty shade of, like, purple and black. And so I took a photo of it and I did some research. Can we see the photo?

I guess. But I don't need to. I did some research and they were like, yeah, I would have that checked out by a doctor. Got it. I want to see it. I think I can. We can see the real thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you want to just me to pull my foot out? Yeah. It actually doesn't look as bad. When I took the picture, I like took it out of the shower. You can make a hole all the way through. It's just clearly a rock in it. I don't know if you can see it.

Oh, on the top? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do see that. And so I was like, I think there might be a rock in there. Okay. It's just healing. It's just healing? It's just healing. Did you feel like a rock in there?

No, but some of the stuff I read online said that there's a chance. There's a rocket there. in there and just to be sure. I mean, it was just, it's like still itchy and it's been like three months. Is itchiness a symptom of a rock being inside your body? Or like an infection. Okay.

Or something, but it's also a sign that it's healing. Okay. You can tell how it's confused. If itchiness is a side of feeling, my crotch must be doing. I was full of rocks. Oh. My crotch has been healing for like three years now.

My crotch has been healing since I got back from Amsterdam. I also have low white blood cells. So we've been doing a lot of blood test to see what's going on. Because I always get sick. Like I get sick all the time now. And I'm just trying to make sure it's not like an autoimmune disease or something like that. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. And so were you getting like hot and bothered while you're talking about? That was what I was going to ask. I mean, I didn't love showing her my foot. Yeah. you would have rather your ass probably

so are you going to go on another date with this girl um yeah I think so um I think we might get like drinks this week I am a little bit worried though because in college I kind of like had a thing with a girl who's like also a neighbor and then when that fizzled out it was like really hard to like move on because you like see them so often and you're always kind of worried about like

what they're doing and like why are random guy's car at her place, like every other day. Why are the walls shaking and she's screaming? Yeah, right? And so it starts to, like, mess with your head. Why do random guys keep coming over and asking if I have a condom and then going into her apartment? Yeah, right? And so I am worried about putting myself through that again.

Okay. Fair. So I'm a little nervous. But I don't know. Like, I don't know, like, what I should say. if I don't like because it wasn't like it wasn't explicitly like a date I mean it was but like we never like explicitly said it was because it was more so like she was repaying me like the favor for helping her like get back into her apartment okay but I still ended up paying for the drinks

because originally it was like let me buy you a coffee for helping me get back to my apartment and I was like yeah for sure but then when we actually at the coffee shop I was like it's on me and then we hung out for a while so like we never explicitly said it was like But you said you might get drinks this week Huh But you said let's get drinks this week I said like we should do it again sometime

So should I do it again sometime I mean first of all Don't call her it Yeah I mean I don't know yeah feel it out I guess I don't know but like if I don't want there to be like a second date Like do I owe her Do I owe her like an explanation though?

No, I don't think so. Like am I ghosting if I never end up like reaching out? No, because then she's not reaching out either. I guess that's true. If you don't want to go on a second date and she asked, then don't text her it. But if she asked, then just say. There's nothing wrong with her. Like this is like...

Say I am on a big... Deloitte is sending me. I'm on a huge boat right now. Otherwise, I'd be in. I might not even have service ever again. Here's the thing. The boat is so big. It's like you can't even get service on the boat because if you're in the middle of it,

there's so many walls between you and like the next cell tower. Right. It's fucking impossible. The boat I'm going to be on. So I guess if I go out to like the edge of the boat, I could maybe go to the stern. But if, yeah, but it's high seas right now. So it's like pretty dicey with El Niño. This boat is so big.

It's kind of like, it's like that stat you here where you're the closest people to you are the people on the international space station. My boat, the boat that I'm going on, I totally, for the record, I totally want to get beers later. I just, this boat is huge. I'm like right in the middle, dude, it's like a fucking maze to get out of here. I don't even know if I can find the exit. I know when I say it's this big, it sounds like a luxury thing.

It's not, it's more of like a nuisance. It's a shit hole. It's a fucking, honestly, did I say boat? I meant more barge. It's kind of, it's like a huge barge. It's really bad. It's so bad. Yeah.

So I should, like, book, like, icon of the seas next week? No, I would just... Oh, it would just lie? I would just bomb her house. I'd call on a bomb phone on her apartment. Probably just bomb her house. We had a kid do a bomb threat one time when we were in... Fun?

I know. When I was in, like, third grade, someone wrote on the mirror, like, clearly in children's handwriting. Yeah. Like, I have a... Or, like, there's a bomb or something. And everyone had to go to the church for the rest of the day. They were like, y'all need Jesus

The church is right next to where the bomb is But they're just like, I guess Yeah Probably he could repent Yeah, that might If you all go, that means whoever the bomber is Will explode at the threshold Trying to walk into the door

He'll burst into, God will smite him Dude, I was I was just talking to Emily Binder And she, I saw her at, I was at a shellback tavern this weekend Oh yeah And I saw what you knew this? Yeah, she texted me because last time I was at showback, the bouncer was like, you're from the Playdate podcast, right?

Really? Like, yeah. And he goes, man, next time you're here, you can come in through the back, tell him Gavin sent you. Actually? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's not permitted to do that.

Yeah. He's not permitted to do that. You talk to Gavin? We haven't seen him in a year. Where? Where? When did he tell you? His mom is like crying.

Do you have any information on where did he tell you this? You doubled that. You're like, yeah, I know him. He's my boy. Anyway, I woke up to a text on Sunday morning where she had asked me what the shellback guy's name was. Oh, that's funny. Well, I ran into her there. And then I met like her friends, but like it was like a pretty brief interaction.

I was drinking. And I guess on the way out, they like came up and were like, Willie, like, we love the sobers or something. And I didn't realize they were Emily's friends and was just like, oh, thank you so much. Appreciate the love. Oh. What did you just do? You plug your vape into the monitor and it starts wearing Osiruses. It starts to, uh, smoke just starts pouring out of the monitor.

It does a kickflip and then he'll see us late. He'll see us at the zoomies store later. Spencer's. Anyway, I guess saw him on the way out and I had just met them a few hours ago and I did not realize who it was because Emily wasn't there anymore. She left. and I guess I big-timed them I humbled them and now Emily's mad at me

because I humbled her friend Wait, how did you humble them? They came up and they were like Oh my God like really And we had like been talking like a few hours And I was like oh thank you I appreciate the love y'all I got my Uber

Like they were like fam But they were just people I had just met I don't know if that's humbling them You could say that to like people you just met I think like thank you for the love No that would be awesome Yeah, dude, great minute. Yo, thank you so much for the love.

Emily was like, yeah, my friend's a huge fan of the Sobers and was so excited to meet you. So I was like, okay, so then. That is kind of what that is then. But apparently, I apparently didn't take it very well. And so now Emily's mad at me. Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, this seems like they're like blowing this out of proportion.

Like if one of my friends tells me like, hey, I watch the podcast, I'll be like, oh, I appreciate the support. That's amazing. Thank you. like I don't feel like that big time. That's a good point. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, honestly, the way is, Emily, I walked this morning and they goes, oh. Literally, it puts her hands up like this.

And I was like, what the hell it, yeah. I humbled them, she said. I went to the break. Everyone needs to be humbled too. Yeah. But I, she also, Emily's reason that it was like one of the reasons it was not allowed. She was like, and she's super hot. Yeah.

It was like, I was like, I have to treat her differently because she's super hot. Yeah, it's like, then she probably needed to be humbled. She probably doesn't get humbled enough. Because Uggos, I... She probably gave some mid-guy a chance that night, because you brought her down a peg. Some guys, some guys probably like, Will Denellen is the fucking man. This girl wasn't talking to me all night, and then Will, like, epically humbled her. I've did the viral humbling.

And she just came up to me and goes, all right, let's get out of it. I want to humble me. All right, I got to take control of my life again. For once in my life, I don't have control over the situation, so I'm going to take on this guy. Yeah, I probably did someone to serve it. She probably tied. I just, my biggest fear is that that's,

and I'm sure it's happened at some point with someone that it's like, oh. Like, I don't, I'm not really, no offense to Emily's friends. I'm not like that worried about it in this case. I'm not losing sleep over. But like, like, there's probably someone that, that you, like,

like someone I like kind of, like went to college with or something and like, well, didn't really remember. Yo, it's all love. It's all love. It's all love. Fan love. as I get into my tiny Uber Prius.

You take his phone and take a selfie. All right, man, take it easy. Let's get a flame. Yeah, yeah, real quick. I bet I'll catch you later, bro. Dude, I went to the brig for the first time in like three years. Scary hours. It's kind of back.

Really? It was a very young crowd. Fuck yeah. Dope. So like we go on Saturday? Shit, really? And I realized how young. it was because I walked in and me and Sam and Max and Max's friend was in town like

grabbed this big table. Max Barrett? Gorlick. Oh. And we sit down and these like two other kids came and said hello and they sat down. I was like, dude, you look exactly like Rob Lowe. It was like this very like handsome young 20s guy. And he was like, who?

And I was like Rob Lowe, the actor. And he like was like, okay. And like Googled it, whatever. and we go back to talking and he's like I look nothing like this guy and it was just like a different actor like he had Googled the wrong Rob whatever and we were like no Rob and like I had to show him

he goes oh it's a compliment we were like how old are you guys you never heard of Rob Lowe? Yeah that's crazy that's fucked yeah so the so that wasn't a guy you were with he had like joined our crew got it and his like two of them had like come over from their picnic table and had just like sat down

very welcome to or whatever but had left their group. And then their group kept being like, are you guys coming back anytime soon? That was kind of a bummer. But it was fun. They like redid the whole back. Do they have the bar outside now?

That's a good question. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's like a pretty big structure they've been building. We were, you know, Ben, like there's like this ongoing thing

that Ben Barrett's crew, Ben Barrett rolls with like a really deep crew. you didn't hear about that. I saw him one time out and he was with like 20 guys and I had made a comment to Binder like yeah, Ben Barrett has like a huge crew. And then she told like a bunch of other people

and then like it got back to him like people were coming up to him being like yo dude I heard your crew is like massive and he was like what? And so he came up to me and was like are you telling everyone I have like a huge crew and I was like I told like a few people and he was like dude thank you like that's awesome

and then it kind of was like a good thing I guess. It was like this ongoing kind of joke where, like, it wasn't that many guys, but by the time the story had, like, whatever, it was like, Ben Barrett rolls with, like, a 50 guy entourage. And then we walk into the brig, and Ben Barrett has a 30-person crew because of the Oregon game. Oh, do they go to the game? They all flew in.

And so, like, for the first time, he actually had the crew that we had. That had been prophesized. Dude, I was mad at Dylan on Saturday because he, Dylan is, for you guys to watch. at home Dylan is my roommate. Yeah. He went to Oregon. Oregon was playing at USC. I was like,

I would have loved for, like, if you had cared and been like, can we go to this game? I would have fucking... I would have hooked it up. I would have hooked it up. I just mean, like,

I would have been fun to go to the game and, like, root for Oregon or whatever. He just has no interest. He just doesn't care of all. He doesn't strike me as a big sporting guy. He's not, but I was like, damn, I would have, like, it would have been fun to have a reason

to go to the game. Yeah. Like, I don't want to go to the, I think Ohio State is here, Halloween. Chee. Coed's in pumpkin costumes? It's like you're a Super Bowl.

Oh. Can't tell if it's good or bad? Yeah. Is this Will's... Bingo. I think that's Will's liking it, face. No, it's not... It's...

Can't tell if it's good or bad noise. What, did he come with you and watch from Shelbeck? Um... No, he didn't. He wasn't feeling very well. Is Shelbeck? like your favorite your favorite bar it's up there i believe been there three times this was my third

time ever i've probably been there less than five as well but it's like in my for three in my mind it's it's the greatest unbelievable and there's always guys just like playing flip club yeah flip club am i saying that weird listen to me this is how crazy i flip club exactly he has a club foot and just the and those stupid phanta shots all i always get you get twisted there twisted there no you've never you've never left shell back and been like, that was a responsible amount of drinks. No, but it's because the vibes in there are like through the roof. It's like

it feels like a, it feels like a like everyone has like a sort of like no, no rules kind of vibe in there. Luke Adich was there. Yesterday. When you were there? Yeah, when I was there. What? I walk in. I walk right by Luca Donchch. I, for the record, you're lying. Never saw him. But Jack,

the sports editor, the new guy. Yeah. Was there? Okay. So I walk in and I'm like, oh, what's up, dude? I like, dude, you just walked right by Luca Doncher. But by now, like, I don't want to be like the guy making a scene. So I was like, I go to tell my friends and I was like, maybe we can like, and by the time we walked over, we didn't see him. But anyway, so then I was, I was telling my friends.

I was like, guys, we all walked by Luca Donchers. And they were like, no, we fucking didn't. But I was like, that kid wouldn't lie to me. He just started our company. You can't two weeks in and start lying in two weeks. That, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think, like, we don't have a rapport. Like, he wouldn't lie to me.

Yeah, so today. Or he wants to, he wants to strike one F with you. Yeah. And like, remember that time we saw Luca Donchich together. Well, today I was like, be honest, no one believes me, was out real. And he was like, 100% real. I watch you walk directly by him. Whoa.

And apparently he lives in Manhattan Beach and goes there everyone so long. Really? Yeah, because they said they asked the bartender too, which also helps the case. Were you guys all there separately? Yeah. No, me Jack and Binder went out. I was like, that's such a, like, a odd. Isn't that weird, though?

What are the odds? It's a bar that's like, it's like 30, 40 minutes from here. And there were three employees of this company there that night. The only time I've ever thrown up in an Uber was on my way home from Shellback. I also said that to Emily. I was like, she was like, it was popping. I was like, yeah, that bar is awesome. Like, I have so much fun there.

I always get like way too drunk there. She's like, that's a you thing. And I was like, no, that's everyone that goes there. Yeah, that's showback. Every one of my friends feels that way about that. It's because those fanda shots are so good. Yeah. And they don't taste like anything.

Yes. So then you can do like a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. And then, but it was like the Uber ride home took so long that I was like, I have to throw up in here. I took a nap in the Uber ride home the other night and I had ordered. It's a great way to describe I passed out the Uber. I mean, I will tell you, I remember being, I remember being like, I'm going to fucking bed. I do not want us be up in this. So I took a little cat nap in there. I ordered Papa Johns and there's like Bogo deal on people. I remember being. I remember being like, Bogo deal on people. I did. I did not want to be up in this. I did. I did a little cat nap in there. I ordered Papa Johns. I was like, I was a bogo deal on people. I was a deal on people. I was a little. I. I pizza. Nice. And then I took a nap. And when I woke up when we were at my house, I get out of Uber and I'm like, just woke up, just processing the world around me. And there's just a guy with my pizza. He's like, I've been calling you. Where were you? Like the Uber guy. And I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'll take him. Sorry, I was taking a nap. Yeah. I was taking a nap. I was taking like a little nap, but I'm ready to eat now. Yeah. Oh my God. The time I threw up in the Uber on the way back from Shelback, I also ordered $100 a wing stop

to the wrong apartment and then fell asleep before I could realize and I woke up to, I'm not kidding, 20 text messages from the DoorDash driver. That's what I was wondering. I was like, I must have like, it's like drunk guy, that's like late night

Uber delivery 101. I was like, there's a 50-50 shot at 3am that somebody's like not gonna pick up. And he was like, he was like, well, if a homeless guy takes this, it's not my fault. And left all this stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, that is totally fine.

And sure enough, the homeless guy did take it because it wasn't there in the morning. I feel like $100 of Wingstop could kill most people. It wasn't all for me. Okay. But my friends were so mad because I had already thrown up in the Uber. Oh, you did it in the Uber? Yeah. Wait, what?

You threw up in the Uber? I threw up in the Uber. Yeah. Did you have to pay the fee or whatever? Yeah. It was like 70. dollars or something. I thought it depends on like how much you get in there. Most of it. They measure it. Most of it had ended up like on the outside because I try to throw up out the window.

But the problem is like the air kind of goes the back to the thing. It's truly up to the Uber driver's discretion to be like how much throw up got in there. The fact that he was honest and was like under six ounces. About $70. He scooped it up. Yeah. Yeah. Measure it. They bag it and mail it to. Uber and then they price it. But my friends were already mad at me for throwing up in the Uber and then we got to their place and they're like, hey, where's the wing stop? And I was like, I don't know. I was throwing up so much. I was like, just take my phone and check. And they were like, you ordered it to your

apartment, not ours. And I felt like the biggest piece of shit. Like 10, 15 minutes. Okay. And I felt like the biggest piece of shit ever. And I had a lot of anxiety the next day. Well, the good news is we're all alive. We're all bad. better. All four limbs. All four eyes, all four asses. No one has, no one has club foot. All four, all four, all, all, all, all six cheeks. Getting club foot from dancing too much. Oh, yeah. That's what it is. Because he was like stanky-length in that photo. That's what club foot is. It's like you've been going to the club too much. Yeah, it's, it's, it's trench foot for the, uh, for the night owl. Yeah. Ooh. Trench foot for the night owl. A little bit of trench foot for the night owl.

I got softball tonight. the wrong bar. You sit down, I'll just have a course light. A little trench foot for the night owl. I'm going to go home. Is there another any bar on this? Any other bar on the street? I'm going to go to the other bar down the street. No, tonight

we got softball tonight. Season opener? Season opener, but we have a who's high right before it. So there's a four-fifths chance that I'm high. You know, I've never been able to be the guy who's not high. Maybe today's your day? I've been asking, they won't. Because I want to do a little gamesmanship.

Like I haven't had to play the game. I've just been like high in a room while like another guy does it. I know. I mean, it's definitely less. The least fun one I did was when I was not high. Oh, definitely.

Yeah. But it would be nice. I think I could trick your ass and I think I'm high. I'm sure you could. I just want, I don't think I want to get high because I want to play baseball well. But at the same time, maybe it'd be kind of funny.

What time is the softball game? 7.15. You won't be high by then. We take that about four Might still be a little high Yeah It's just like baseball's all about Quick reflexes

Who do you guys have? That's what baseball is all about Baseball is all quick reflexes That's true Baseball's in my head It's peanuts and cracker jacks I'm playing I'm not watching

Got it Who do we have like on our team? No who do you have tonight Like who's your opponent? It's a new team I forget their name but Is it all other businesses No, most of them are like

Friend groups Yeah, I don't really know I guess I don't really know But I don't think they're businesses per se But it's pretty much Now that we've been doing it for like six seasons or something It's like all the same teams Like you know

Do you guys have a rival? Yeah, every year we've been eliminated By the Sam Fernando's 69ers Oof I don't know They hate you with one of these on the way out No but they look You can see it in their eye

It's like how like if you're good enough At Magic and Harry Potter You can just use your hand Wondeless They do Wondless 69 Yeah You feel it on your mouth

They just look at you And you know what they're doing Yeah So I don't know I got some shit to figure out Are these Do these guys come across as like You know

Gooners Like are they horny guys No no There's like There's women too It's just I think they just Like that number

Is sort of a funny thing For some people Right Okay Andrew Does he raise your hand? No, I didn't raise my hand. So raise your hand if you have a question.

I think these teams are like supergroups of guys that like all found each other because they all played baseball at some point in their lives or something like that. No, they always lose when I go. They? Yeah, our team. We. Okay. We always lose.

I always lose whenever I'm there. No, but you could say meat. You could say you to you lose. But I think we would be better. They them losing. every time that I'm playing. But my buddy Ben is going to play which is. Ben five is? Yeah. He's still in town? Mm-hmm. Still in town. I mean, you got your

Saturday, so it's been less than 48 hours. That's awesome. Did he have fun at Showback? He did, yeah. He did. And then we had a fun day yesterday. He was just kind of popping around. Why did you guys go to Showback? My buddy Kai was staying with the house sitting for his sister in Manhattan Beach.

So we went to, he had us over and we grilled out and had some drinks. And then we all all migrated over. That's fun. It is like a few times a year as someone gets the idea. It's like I feel like the same amount as someone has the idea to go to like habachi. Yes. Yeah. We should go to, we should go to Shelbach today. Yeah. It's like sort of habachi. It's habachi for bars. So raise your glass if you are. The last time I was at Shellback, the guy came up and was like, dude like so great to see you like I got you tonight. Like everything. And I was like, oh, fantastic. And we took that as like, maybe like like a like

buy our, buy some drinks or whatever. He just meant like all tent to you. I think you just meant like, I'll be here if you need anything. So you're just gonna be a bartender. You're just, you're gonna attend bar. You are the bartender.

I'm the bartender. Tonight, I am the bartender. No, I believe you, man. Yeah, it was pretty money, dude. But I think I need like six months before I go back. Yeah. Same amount as Benny Hanna.

Yeah. It's like a pilgrimage. It's kind of like our mecca. And you go down. It's like mecca. Yeah. Sort of. Because you have 45 minutes to think about it on the way down.

Like most bars, you have five minutes, ten minutes. Depends on where they are. It depends on where the bar. Relative to where you are, too. Yeah, sure. Dude, I, uh, I walked into Busby's on Saturday and, uh, for college football. And my, you know, I don't know if this is the thing I've expressed. I get nervous about wearing my flip flops to bars because sometimes they won't let me

in. Biggest fear came to life where I got there, they let me in, and then immediately stepped and throw up. And I was like, I understand why this is a rule now. In the bar? Dude, right next to our booth, I like stepped in it on the way into the booth and was like, oh man. It was just, they just left it on the floor?

Dude, it was there for probably 10 minutes before we got to go to come over and do it. And I was like, this is my fault for wearing football. Like, this is, this would be like if you, if you. dude I walked barefoot down to the beach yesterday and I stepped on glass exactly where you're like I was like well that is yeah I fuck this is on me we all know this is a thing but like at 11 in the morning you don't think this is going to be an issue yeah do you think who the fuck who's thrown up at who is throwing up at buzzbees before noon that is like madness maybe they were ill it's not always drinking oh my god speak tie got uh

Ty got sick and he got Zach sick and Zach has been texting him he's treating it like like Ty went and got him sick on purpose he goes he texted our group chat this morning I'm sick and going to stay in my room

and load up on vitamins and I go oh no do you need anything he goes no whatever and he goes I won't be out in the kitchen and living room and stuff too just keep your distance and we were like what and Ty goes you can walk around the apartment and he goes Tyler take notes he goes you don't have the black plague

and he goes usually I don't get sick from Tyler but this time I did we're like you don't have to like Ty walking around the apartment yeah sick doesn't mean that I'm I am that makes sense at all so I know I'm like that's bizarre yes I agree but it's his brother so it's yeah maybe it's because they're twins and they have to both get the illness yeah to fully defeat it. I wrote something down to my notes up. Hit me.

Could I guess? Yeah. It's going to be blank so big that it blanks. No, it just says the judge did it. Oh, court case. Court case where it becomes clear the judge.

No, I think it's more like the defense, like, and now the defense, would you like to speak? Make your case? He's like, uh, Yeah, I think the judge did it. The judge, I think the judge did it. So that's, I mean, we should really be looking into him.

They're like, you're, sir. So it's not like a murder mystery. This is, the judge. The answer doesn't have to be in the room with us. You can't do that. You can't just accuse the judge. That's not going to get you out of this. He's like, okay, okay, okay, okay.

The security guard did it. The bailiff did. No, no. You just try a line. The bailiff did it. I think it was the... I actually think the bailiff did it. I think it was the bailiff with the gavel in the parlor room.

I saw the bailiff do it. Did you play Clue this weekend? The typist. The typeer lady, the lady who types fast. She did it. Sir, do you mean the stenographer? Yeah, yeah. The stenographer did it.

Yeah, see? He knows it. She did it. What are the guys watching? It's a stenographer. Thank you. Thank you. Boom.

I'd like to call him up as a witness. I just call him up as a witness. So when did you get the idea that it was the stenographer? I was just telling, you were saying typist? Typer. You were saying typer or something? And I was just telling you that she's called that. I wasn't saying.

Thank you. So you know she did it. The defense rests. No, no. Sir, you were caught exposing your balls and nuts in public. You realized that couldn't have been the typist because she doesn't have balls or nuts. Okay, so it could have been the judge then or the bailiff because they have balls and nuts. I honestly am leaning bailiff now even though I started judge I'm kind of leaning

bailiff so which one is it the judge jury and they're all like and they all just point at the bailiff thank you thank you I rest my case walk out of court the judge goes I really don't think you should be representing yourself oh why because you know you're guilty asshole guilty see look you look He's guilty. Judge probably did it. I'm now back to the judge. Actually, now I think the judge did it.

Everyone starts playing along. The judge is on the witness stand. All right. All right. Give the bailiff. Give the bailiff your robe. Wait, no, don't get the bailiff because he might have done it too. Does anyone want to be judge?

Someone. Get up there. The janitor. Yeah, yeah. I could be judge. Great. Judge. Get up there.

You're the judge, judge, you're on trial. I will be your defense attorney. Your honor, my client did it. Janitor, sentence him. Sentence him. Come on, quick. Probation. Oh.

All right, chalk it up as a win. All right. See y'all. Peace. All right, letty, y'all. All right. Catch you on the flip to flip to flip. It's pretty good bit, right? That was really good. I have to pee. Can I go pee real good?

Yeah, yeah. I want to end the flavored debate. Because that has been going on for years and I've waffled and wiffled and waffled around. The cinnamon bun is the best one I've ever had. It is actually so effing good. I came in here on the weekend to get my sunglasses and I just came in here and ate one. I'm sorry. Shouldn't have done that because that's a crime.

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chill. It's like I think it's just hanging with y'all on Sunday. On Sunday I was I went we went and got lunch and then I was walking back to my house and we stopped at narwhal coffee. Yeah, of course. They own companion as well. One of my favorite restaurants. That's right. I think I did know that. Yeah. And while after I got my coffee, a very nice young lady came up and was like, oh, my God, I love Playdate. Or I love your videos or whatever. Like, oh, my God. Like, we took a photo.

And then Scott walked out behind me. And she goes, oh, my God. And then she goes, oh, never mind. If that was dusty, I was going to pass out. Pass out. dude more people have been calling me dusty on accident than if that was dusty i was going to pass out i was like you were going to pass out but you think he's named dusty

yeah you're how'd you get so far in without yeah maybe she just misspoke and if she's listening to this she's probably um i've been getting called that a lot but yeah it was it was all time a guy came up to me outside of uh oh my god this is all time this guy came up outside of the brig Yeah Like in a panic In a panic In a panic

In a picnic In a picnic How did I get in this basket Sorry So we're standing outside We're waiting for our Uber This guy comes out And he's like

Frantic And he was like Dusty And I was like Oh man And it was like What's up dude And he was like

Can I hear vape? And I was like Sure And then the bouncer comes out behind him And he goes No No, no.

And we were like, what? And he goes, you totally dropped that beer bottle in there. And we were like, what? And he was like, no, this guy. And the guy goes, I know, I dropped it. I looked for you guys. Wait, what happened? He came out like frantic, was like, can I hit your vape?

Okay. Clearly just trying to, like, we were in a circle and I think was like, oh, I know that guy. I'll get in this circle and like evade the bouncers or whatever. He was like, you dropped that beer bottle and it shattered everywhere. and you ran out and he goes, I looked for you guys. And they go, no, you didn't.

And they go, all right, you're out of here, man. And so he got kicked out and he's like, thank you dusty. I was like, God damn it. Yeah. I'll be getting dusty like 50% of the time now. Bro's getting dusty. I am getting dusty. Imagine getting.

Oh, he also goes, are you guys still doing those bar reviews? And I go, yeah, he goes, haven't seen one in a while. And then that's when he left. And Max was like, that guy just like nagged you and then hit your vape and then ran away. And you still let him hit? I still let him hit? What's that say about you? Yo, can I crack your vape?

How are you sure he didn't, like, lace your vape while he's hitting it? I would say... Might have laced his vape while he was hitting it. Yeah, you could have probably laced my... Because, I mean, how would you have... How would you have done it? Howie, howie? What you're saying? What is that from?

What was that? What is that from? I think it's, um... How me? We'd gone so... many weeks without you doing your home? Not that long. It's been a couple weeks.

I don't even know if it's been less than a week. Okay. Homie, it's Halloween. Did you even like The Simpsons? This is not a thing I know about you. You can be anything. Did you know he likes the Simpsons? It's never come up.

How me. I don't like the homie. Really? I do not like the homie. when your buddy being bad vibes when your buddy won't let you hit the vape i do not like the homie oh man yeah i just i feel like it's a fun little accent i like to do you like the simpsons i don't really i've never really watched the show but you like the movie i love the movie because the intro the intro is your favorite

the intro is one of my favorites Do you know what this is, Andrew? What? Have you ever seen The Simpsons movie? It's, oh, yeah, yeah. When it's a little, when creatively hiding his penis. Yeah, we can't talk about it because we've talked about it a million times on the podcast. The Simpsons intro?

Yes. What? I'm pretty sure we've talked about a few. Oh, man. I didn't know it would be that. So do you think that like, because I don't notice us repeat telling anything on the podcast. How often do you think, like, you and your buddies are telling each other shit that you already know, where it's not recorded? I genuinely think doing this twice a week is like frying our brains.

Yeah. Of course. Because it's like every story I tell twice because I tell it once on here, once in real life. And then the lines start to blur and I don't know who I've told what to. And I don't even know what fucking day it is. And I don't know where I can even find the Simpsons movie. Is it even on streaming? I don't know.

Andrew, yes. When you guys were doing the judge bit, it had me thinking, I might need to cut this because I think this is a good idea for a movie. But like, basically someone goes and serves jury duty. And as they're talking about the case, the guy realizes that he is actually the one that, like, did the murder. You know that's a movie, right? What? Yeah, that does.

Do you try to juror number to us? Okay. Were you pranking us or did you not know that was a movie? No. Okay, let me pivot. What if there's a lawyer and he, He does all his lawyering in the backseat of his Lincoln car. Oh, now that's never been done.

And he's defending somebody who... Wait, I actually haven't seen the movie. He realizes... I haven't seen the Lincoln lawyer. He hasn't seen Lincoln lawyer yet. I haven't seen Lincoln lawyer. That would be a good name for it, too. Okay, did you know about jury number two, though?

I watched it recently because you talked about it, and I was like, that's an awesome concept for a movie, but you said it sucked, and it was actually a really good movie. I thought the execution was kind of doo-do, but the premise was... was enough to still make it like a good movie but like i thought the execution was good i'd have to rew it's been a while now but yeah did you like my my my joke for your movie what oh yeah yeah yeah the jumping the car thing yeah yeah so you will has you know will's like whatever i'll i'm gonna write the next naked gun movie i just haven't gotten permission yet but i'm i'm compiling jokes for when i get the call whenever i think when i texted one i was jumping this guy's car and had the idea I texted Will

like this guy's car breaks down and he sees a group of guys walking by or he sees the guy they like pull up in their car and he's like hey can you guys jump my car and they're like yeah no worries and they get out and just start beating the fuck out of the car with like baseball bats and crowbars that's good yeah I like that I jumped a guy's car

yeah whoa okay tough guy I know dude well so I pulled up he was standing on side of holding up jumper cables so I swung around and was like listen I don't know how to jump a car but you can do it if you want. And he was like, I, he's like, I just smoked a joint. I'm like so fucking high right now.

I was like, okay. I was like, do you know how to jump a car? He's like, yeah, it's red on red, black on black. And I was like, yeah, it sounds right. I've heard that also. And so we do it and he's like, it's not working. Wait, you had cables on you? He was holding the cables up, like someone like on the side of the road.

Yeah, just like someone pull, can someone pull over? It's not working. And I was like, I have AAA. And he was like, oh, dope. And so I like Google like can you call AAA for someone else? Just like yeah, but you have to be there. So now I'm just like chilling with this guy. We're waiting for AAA.

And I was kind of hoping and this maybe isn't like the nicest thing in the world, but I was like I just want to go sit in my car and I'm down to just like watch reels for like 30 minutes while this guy will we wait. Like I don't, this guy, I didn't want to talk to him for like an hour, however long it's going to. It sounds like he didn't want to talk to you either. No, he pulled up and put a chair. Wait, why does it sound like you didn't want to talk to me? Because he was high out of his mind.

Oh, oh. Yeah, I think he was overthinking like maybe I have to talk to this guy. He went and got a foldable chair and put it right down next to my driver's seat. And I was like, okay. And so we're just like sitting there talking and it was super awkward. And then they came. I think I was like, what? No, you don't need a jump.

He's like your, your, the battery had just corroded to the point where he was like, I don't even know how you like got here. So I don't know like what this guy's playing. was or like how it happened but like the little metal parts he was like yeah it's like basically dust like I have no I don't know how you got here so what happened he was like I have to call he's like I think he was hoping I would also help him with like a tow truck and he was like dude yeah the guy said like nothing's nothing could happen I'm just gonna have my girlfriend come figure it out and I was like okay all right I'll see you later but it was just like a waste of was he a nice guy he was super nice he was just like was he 100

How old do you think it was? I mean, I'd gotta say under 100 maybe. Yeah, I mean, that was safe. Yeah. But it was one of those things where you pull over and you're like, this would maybe be like 30 seconds to jump this guy's car. Yeah. And then it turned it to like an hour and a half.

Kind of by my own doing. What day? This was Friday. Leaving work? Yeah. So that was before you poured. So then you get home after all that. Pour ice cold water all over your Charlie Browns.

Yeah. Is right. I mean, that's like the opposite of what Nelson does every time he cooks. Hot oil on his Charlie Browns. Maybe you guys should team up and just have normal Charlie Browns. Oh, man. Okay, so, have you ever, has it ever happened? Have you gotten anything on your?

Of course. On your Charlie Browns where you're cooking? Yeah, like if I'm like cooking bacon or something, the grease pops up. Oh, fuck. Fuck! Fuck yeah! Oh my God. Tell them, Nelson.

Do you ever get like pubes? in your, like, food? What? You're the one naked cooking. I'm not the fucking weird one here. I mean, yeah, I think, like, since then I've started wearing boxers a little bit more. It's also with the new apartment that I'm at, like, my entire apartment is just like a fishbowl, where the windows are so open into the whole apartment, and, like, I'm in the very center section, so everybody, like, around me can basically see directly in my apartment.

And you still do the naked walk? No, no, no, that's what I'm saying. That's why, like, I have to kind of wear clothes a little bit more often now. Do you think maybe that's why she came and asked you? Would she, like, saw what you were working with, walking around? I wouldn't ask her. I was the one that left the note on her door. Oh, true.

Yeah. Does she walk around in her apartment? She's hung? Well, she's got, like, an exterior one. I have an interior one. Like belly buttons. In a way. In a way, aren't.

Anyone got an Audi? more or is that like I have one really enough yeah yeah I think it's kind of shrunk over time yeah do they shrink when you get older I think so

mine I feel like used to be like more prominent can I see it yeah yeah Audi is like an early 2000s kind of oh you've been any wait really

yeah right I mean I think it's like yeah I think it's shrunk or something I don't know there used to be kids that have like buttons yeah yeah I used to have like it used to be more prominent

it and I thought that like nobody had said anything in a long time so I thought it was like over and I was like I'm good like I've got an iny now but then somebody pointed out when we're in Vegas like one of my friends was like I didn't know you had an out of your belly button and then they all started making fun of me and it also happened to be the kid whose bush was out and so so when the bush thing came up tell them the bush was out not at that point got it and I feel like if if if my bush was out, I would want that to be like like, that's like if you have like a huge

glob of cream cheese on your face. You gotta tell that guy immediately, no? Yeah. I mean, what if you have a huge glob of cream cheese on your bush? Does that answer your question? I didn't know we had bagels earlier. Bagels earlier. Come me.

Starvis. I really let him have it to get back at him for pointing out my Audi. Yeah. Is that like a thing you can like ask the, like, can you ask the doctor to make an in ear or now? Because it's just your umbilical cord, right? Yeah.

Like the way they cut it? Why, is it like each doctor has their own, like, signature style? Like, why would anyone do it? Why isn't there one uniform way to do it? It's based on how the scar tissue heals after the umbilical cord falls off. Or due to minor medical factor, like an extra bit of skin or small muscle opening. Yes, it's just based on how it heals. doctor like tied it in a knot.

They're 10% I used to be really insecure about it though so I used to Google like hot people with outy belly buttons to make me feel better and what pop what would pop up? Emily Roda Gikowsky

has an outy belly button yeah so she makes me feel like her bro I look like her yeah really you guys think so I mean between the between the waist and the nipples for sure thank you that means a lot to me you know what you kind of look like

the battle pass. Has anyone ever told you kind of look like a, like, uh, like, uh, like the battle pass? Yeah. Bro, Andrew looks like a meddy-beddy. What's a meddy-beddy? It's like a Fortnite, hang out. Is it? Is it meti-bedi like a thing?

Medi-bedi. Poor meddy-bedy Fortnite. Is it T's or D? Dude, I have no idea. Just click that first one, that first TikTok. It's literally the final circle and I'm fighting the last place. I'm gonna get this W boys. I am proud of you son for using the bathroom

somewhere other than your gaming chair. I'm trying to get this victory right out, not now. But did you have to go at the front door? That literally wasn't even me! I literally saw you do it live through the doorbell camera. I was literally just leaving a medibet-beddy at the doorstep. That is not a many-beddy! And you're gonna clean it up now!

It is a many-beady. and you just wouldn't know because you don't play Fortnite. You are gonna clean it up now or else I am taking your Xbox for 30 minutes. Okay, okay, I'll clean it next week. And you're gonna clean up every other many, Betty, you made in this house. Yeah, that's literally impossible. Well, you're doing it. Even the one in the refrigerator?

Yes, the one in the refrigerator. The one on my recliner. The one on the ceiling fan. Somebody doesn't like Fortnite. What? Like, at this point, you should literally just go back to the lobby. That's it. No Xbox. No, literally. Wait, wait. I'm about to get this Vicroy.

I'm got to get this Vickroy! Where's the Xbox? Where is it? I'm going to get this victory card. It's literally the final circle. I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. I think Tell them, Andrew, to click on the MediBidi videos. Probably in the top 100. I think that might be one of the biggest mistakes for it.

Top 10? It's the biggest mistake I've ever made in my life. Yeah. I just want to know how you even heard about that. I'm tapped in, dude. I'm tapped in. I'm tapped in. I don't think you are.

I'm tapped in. That's what surprises. You don't think I'm tapped in? No. Like, in general or with Fortnite? That's some shit Andrew would know about. That's true. Wait, what do you don't think I'm tapped in on?

Like, Fortnite, I guess. I still don't even get, so Medi Betty's like a poop or something? Who's the newest skin in Fortnite? Oh, I actually just learned... Madison beer. Yeah. Is that real? I did hear that.

Wait, what? I thought you... You just guessed that? No, I think I saw a tweet or something, but I thought maybe it was like a prank. Oh, no. I just heard that. Okay. Okay. Ask me another Fortnite question.

Or ask me another culture question, because you don't think I'm tapped it in general. Okay. What is Adela's biggest song right now? Who? Adela. See? Who's Adela? I don't know. Adela is a girl who was part of the documentary that birthed Katzai. It was like a bunch of girls going out for the newest, biggest K-pop band.

And she got cut because she just wasn't really hitting the strides. But now she's having a very successful solo career, and she's the one that did A.N. LA and now she's got an even bigger song that is what I was trying to see if you knew about. You don't know. Medi-Vety? No, you just, I wanted... Who won Best New Artist at the VMAs last night?

Young Lean. I think Youngleen's been... He's not new, right? Stella Lefty. Wait, did I say Best New Artist or Best Artist? Best New Artist. It was not Stella Lefty. wanted to

want his best new art no we can cat's eye no adela nope not even nominated wait give me a fucking second best new artist would be

Olivia Dean not even nominated somber not nominated how was the pot those were like all the new artists right

I mean last year oh yeah I don't know I wanted to I wanted to be tapped in for a little bit you just couldn't let me fucking have it I'm sorry

Franz 1 no who was it doesn't matter it's Sienna Spiro oh my god I don't know that is Do you want to see who the nominees were? Yeah, yeah.

I didn't recognize anyone's name. This is so strange that some years there were like five people in the best new artist thing where you're like, these guys are going to be the biggest artists of all time. The nominees were Siena Spiro, Bella Kay, Cortis, Magnus Farrow, Oh, nice. Malcolm Todd, Miles Smith, and Stel Lefty. I know the last four. Really? I only knew Malcolm Todd and Still Lefty.

You didn't know Magnus Farrell? No. That's Will Ferrell's son. He is a lot of good... What? Yeah, he's a lot of good music. Miles Smith. Isn't Miles Smith that's like,

Take my heart, don't break you. I don't know. Love me to the bones. Yeah. Oh, he looks familiar. You and I start gazing. You were right here all along. Oh, boy bands are back.

Let's go. K-pop boy bands. Oh, yeah. I want like a just classic, in-sync style, boy band. Who is y'all as BTS bias? Gotta be Junkuk. That's a good one.

What is that? Like which guy do we like? Yeah, yeah. Give me the options. You can't say Junkook. Give me the options. Okay. Well, that's cheating, man. Oh.

I feel like to guess, to guess a Korean name would probably not be the smartest. All right, fine. Then I would. Some of them are just a letter. The. Yes. That's my bias.

You're biased? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like who your favorite is? That's who your like favorite guy in the base. Why do they call it that? A bias? Yeah.

Because you're like biased towards him. Isn't Junkukuk like the biggest one? Yeah, he's the most like successful independently. Told you. Are they all out of the military now? It was crazy that you guess V. They are out of the military now.

They're touring. It's crazy that you guess V. Like you had a one in 26 chance. Always guess V. Yeah. Always guess V. Yeah. If you didn't, if I didn't know answer on a multiple choice test

at high school I'd go V. That's smart. Never hit. Rarely that rarely were there like... But then that day it did. She was like, holy fuck. Do you remember when like we would take multiple choice tests and you'd always be like

there's no way there's five Bs in a row? I have to change one. Who was the kid? Wasn't there like a professor? You know like every once in a while one of those like viral professor moments happens? Like that UCF guy that like caught them cheating and like the lecture goes.

Yeah, yeah. One teacher did it where he made every answer B. I think I saw that online. And like watching the kids, like get to the fifth question and be like, there's no fucking one. We had to take a test in elementary school, I think it was, where the directions at the top were pretend you're taking this test for about five minutes and then put all your stuff down and just sit there.

And so if you didn't read the direction, you were just going at this test, and it was like an impossibly long test that you weren't going to finish in the time frame. Yeah. And so we went for like 30 minutes. Nobody finished the test. We were all really upset. We thought we were going to get a bad grade. At the top there were instructions.

At the very top, there were instructions, none of us read them. And it was like a teaching moment that we should always read directions before we start something. That's like a movie teacher. That's a teacher out of a movie. Yeah. I mean, it was like a fake class. This will show. What was the class? It was called Gifted Entirements.

That sounds like that messed up. Yeah, I remember that my mom always thought like she was like, that's so stupid, but they do that. Yeah, they would like take us to an extra class. Oh, oh, oh. They would like isolate kids who were high performing, but that would just hurt the people that. Yeah, it was really messed up. It just more, more than anything like, created like a riff, damaged egos and boosted egos that didn't need to be boosted. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. honest, either I wasn't in it or we didn't have one. Maybe a little bit of both. Didn't you have a class with like a school bus that was like not as big as some of the others? Yeah, my special ed class? Yeah, Andrew, we did. But he did so good that they pulled them out of it.

You got promoted out of, they had promotion and relegation. I think, I think they might have pulled me down for one day just to send me back up to like show kids. It's possible. Yeah. Like give them hope. False sense of hope. We'll just send Jack down there for a day.

It's like when they send like a pitcher to the minor leagues for like a couple games. Yeah, I knew. It was a, you think they send bad pedophiles down to the minor? It was a, it was a slump buster for me. Dude, I'd rather a slump buster than a bump buster.

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Jay Kelly. Okay, I'll be Bill DeNellen. What is the worst part about dating apps? Oh, man. There's no option to sort where it just gives you your soulmate on the first one. Right. Okay. I think that's the hinge most compatible.

Oh. Yeah. There's no birds on it. It's just chicks. I would say, can't figure out how to find the app on my phone because I have so many apps. It's cluttered.

It's in a folder within a folder, and I can never fucking remember which one of you. I would say maybe like the nervous, the awkwardness of going on a first day with someone you met on the internet. That's right. Also, it's so hard to really know if you'll like someone just from their profile and photos.

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Where my day two's at? Where my day two's at? That would be the craziest app of all time. It was for random. I mean, I feel like the odds are just to be like not that interesting. Most things in my camera roll are like, just like pictures of stuff happening. It's all cats. It's like impossible to, it's all, no, it's all like screenshots of receipts that you were going to expense. Yeah, or like, yeah, exactly. Or screenshots of, like, receipts you weren't going to expense. You just wanted a picture.

You wanted to flex on them. Yeah. I like this. The spending versus income thing is interesting. Like, I wonder, is you just trying to figure out if people are, like, fiscally responsible? Financially responsible? I think it's just, like, about, like, where you spend your time and money. Oh, it says where you spend the money.

Yeah. I mean, mine would be. It's all, like, in-app purchases for Clash of Glans. Yeah. Well, his town hall must be insane I like it. I'm in. All right. What's the worst part about

What's the worst part about peeing in a public bathroom? Shit on your ass. Shit on your ass. Stage fright, obviously. It's the stage fright. Introducing where you can workshop the name. When you walk into the bathroom, it's a contract.

Everyone has the sign where it says no horseplay and no looking at other guys' penises. So you don't have to worry about getting shoved. Someone looking at your hog when you're peeing so everyone can just get past the stage fight. I think if I knew everyone was agreed, they're not going to push me into the urinal and they're not going to look at my penis.

I think I could pee like that. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, there's not an issue for me at all, but I will slide you like 20 bucks to get off the ground. How many people are looking at your penis of the urinals? I mean, is it hundreds or thousands? be honest

thousands yeah well it just mine makes such a crazy noise when the piece starts coming out that I think they're like

they think it's like a bottle rocket it screams it screams like all right what's the worst part about making coffee oh man

gotta wait for the pot to be full yeah it's like if everyone wants some and then it's like you're all waiting and then like you don't know

if it's right to like grab your cup first or whatever four spouted coffee maker where you put four mugs in or you can adjust how many spouts you want active that's awesome

put four mugs under there and it fills them all up at the same time and then you just grab yours when you're ready that's pretty good yeah if you pull yours out it just stops that fountain that's pretty damn good it's good right I like that uh all right should we do this guy rocks yeah let's do it all right I've got unfortunately I've got a heater

oh god when you show me like the reels on your reels I don't think I would go on reels if I had your algorithm. Like mine, I, mine like relaxes me. Yours I think would just make me really sad. I was kind of curious if these videos that you guys send, is that your entire for you page?

Or is it just like once out of every like 30 videos? I feel like mine aren't like, mine are rarely like the guys who are like wheels. Mine usually are like, I feel like a little more normal. Will's are like guys who, like, I would be shocked if they're not, if they're like around. My algorithm is, it's 30% that, 30% singer-songwriters, and 30% left-wing politicians. What's the other town? Right-wing politicians?

Yeah. Because I watch them because they rage bait me. Yeah. But yeah. So I'm never going to like put, like, I can't just put like a singer-songwriter or like a. Left-wing politician That's why this guy rocks So you guys

Get from the 30% You just get videos That have like A hundred likes on them Oh yeah Yeah, yeah I'm like We're on

Be like his entire page Mine is Mine is 30% What I'm about to show you Mm-hmm 5% like Guy like what Will gets

Mm-hmm This is live scroll Yeah Guy Guy okay oh this is that girl that I was by this guy rocks last time yep kind of a mix of yeah kind of mix of the wolf yeah no yours is I might have over overestimated I might have underestimated how much of it yeah yours is fucking cursed

yeah this is actually a generation I would have like I would be like dude I would be worried out. Oh, that's Beauregard. I'm waiting for one normal one. Yeah. I guess it's just this. Mostly guys.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Okay, this is, I want to make it clear. This guy rocks is not something that I think rocks. I just cannot believe that we are doing this

as a society. All right. Hey, man. Holy. Oh my god Like why are we letting these things Come around Why would we ever make this? Is that actually real? Yeah, I believe that this one is fighting a guy

This one? No, that's a different one. This one that we're watching right now is is in an MMA match against a guy A human take on a robot Like what the fuck is the purpose? of making this thing. Oh, what the hell? It's like huge. It's six feet tall. It has, look at its fucking face.

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a slaughter bot. It's a Terminator. That's the Terminator face, right? Oh, I don't know. Isn't that like, I could ask him to mom if you want? Yeah, that'd be great. I mean, is, yeah, we're making the Terminator for some reason. Seems, seems like a good idea.

That other one that he's like facing off against, I've seen so many security footage. things of it starting to do like mixed martial arts against guys when they like shove it. Yeah, I mean, it's not going to be, we're not going to be alive in 50 years. Like, are they, are these things going to be in like the military soon? Like that's probably not good either. Yeah. Oh.

All right. Yeah. No, I'm, I don't think it's something we should worry about. Probably nothing. what's a frog's favorite drink a croca cola what's a frog's favorite poster a froggy flyer you know

what's a frog's favorite drink a croca cola I just love that guy flip out of this office sometimes what's it? Let's not feel up this office yeah guy who's currently in a costume

also what is froggy flyer a play on i'm trying to understand like where his head is at word playwise is who mike dynamic who do you think oh my god i love that there are guys like there are crews out there like that tom cruise all right um should we do teach me something

yeah did you know that abraham lincoln slept with his slept in the same body Jesus. Abraham Lincoln slept in the same bed as one of his buddies for almost four years. And when they had to, when they had to like go their separate ways apparently, he was like very depressed and writing him like this sucks.

I heard he was sneaky gay. Abe Lincoln? Yeah. Why not? I mean, isn't that what you were just saying? No, no, no, like they like just shared a bed. I'm sure maybe, no, I'm saying, I wasn't saying this, I don't know if any sex happened. But this this part is a fact. Where he went to buy a bed from this guy.

And the guy was like, you could, you could just sleep in my bed upstairs and they slept together for four years. If that's the guy that I've, there's a pretty, there's pretty well-documented suspicions of his homosexuality. Pull this up? Abe Lincoln gay. Whether Abraham Lincoln was gay is a subject of historical debate with modern discussions and projects like the documentary lover of men, the untold history of Abraham Lincoln, suggesting he experienced same-sex attraction while, Mainstream historians emphasized the 19th century social norms and male intimacy were very different from today. Can you imagine if you died and then like 200 years later, they came out with a documentary called The Lover of Men, the Wilden Allen story. I'd be like, shit, took them long enough.

Shit, they nailed that. All right, here's, you want to hear my, teach me something? Yep. You can tell the temperature by measuring the chirps of a cricket. I heard this. basically the hotter it is the quicker they chirp isn't it you take the number of chirps they do in like a minute and like subtract 18 from it or something

yeah i don't know the formula i just know the hotter it is the quicker they're chirping so if you didn't have a thermometer thermometer yeah you could tell by the crickson how do you think a guy figured that out uh drugs yeah weed like i think i'm going to count how many times they do it in a minute and then subtract 18 from it. Whoa, that's the temperature.

Yeah? It's always, take the amount of times chirp it, crickets chirp in a minute, subtract 18 from it, and it's always 69. Do you know that? If it's 69 degrees, I don't know. I've been trying to figure out how to make a homemade sun dial. Ooh.

See what time it is in the day in case I ever go on a reality show because basically they won't tell you what time day it is every day. But if you want to get your like circadian rhythm synced up, wait, the reality shows don't tell you? Yeah, like Love Island and stuff like that. They don't tell them what time it is? No. Why? Because they want them to like wake up at like different times in the day so your circadian rhythm can't get like adjusted and then you kind of end up going a little crazy mentally. Huh. That feels like torture a little bit. It's a gray area, I guess. I think if they've If they didn't, if, like, they're actively trying to prevent you from figuring out what time it is.

And they're like, that guy's, you guys definitely making a sundial over there. They'd come and, like, mess it up. They would kick it over. Yeah, they'd probably kicking it over. Well, or they'd be like, hey, can you go, like, hit on someone? It's kind of like, it's kind of like speed stacking. So, like, you just have to be really fast at it. You'd be fast at making a sunda.

Yeah, I'm getting, like, all the raw materials and I'm trying to time myself of, like, how fast I can make it. Don't you need like an hour minimum? To make a sundial? Because you have to like, don't you have to like do it, wait an hour and then like mark where that is? Oh, I don't think so. I think that's exactly. Have you done it? No, I haven't done it yet.

I'm 99% sure you have to do that. I don't know. Oh. Well, maybe if I could like hide it better or something or make it small. Yeah, make it like a size like a penny. Yeah. Right? Good idea.

Sure. Sure. Should draft it up? Let's do it. Or no, let's do confessions. Confessions. Confession. Hello, minion, grew and moon.

Gru. Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. I was on vacation with my family, and when I was alone trying to pee in the ocean, a guy walked up to me and started talking to me about myself. I get really skeptical and weird about strangers, especially when alone on vacation, so I started lying about who I was in my life details. During the interaction, I was wondering why I had such ease telling these false details. I realize that I am telling Rusty's life story that I've learned from listening to PlayDate for the last year and a half.

I'm probably going to hell for this, but I did mention I went to the Harvard of the South, Rollins, and the guy agreed that he had heard that before. Heaven. Heaven. All Taras go to heaven. Yeah. Wait, that's awesome. Dude, I like that the Harvard of the South thing is catching on. It's catching on, dude.

For the record, I didn't start that. It's been around for a while. Yeah, yeah. I told you the guy, that guy from Tonga was like, I've heard that. He was like, yeah, I went to Rolans. He was, oh, the Harvard of the South. He's from probably the most remote

country relative to Florida. I think it's on the complete opposite side of it. It would be the International Space Station. Very true. My name is Colin. Forgive me, Father, for I have sin. The story is inspired by the boys debating over whether you should wear underwear

under shorts that have a built-in liner. During the fall of my fifth year, I was out of Dardy wearing shorts with built-in liner. and no underwear beneath. A group of girls was going around pantsing guys. Whoa! But it was a random fifth year, I thought I'd be ignored. When my guard was down, I was pants from behind, thus exposing full weiner and balls.

Wait, pause it. I like that there's this rogue group of ladies, pants and guys. And in his head, he's like, they're going to come up to me and be like, oh, no, he graduated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just a fifth year. He's too old. We only pants juniors. We only pants young little boys, yeah.

I think my shirt was long enough to cover the full exposure, but every time I saw one of those girls since then, there was always an awkward tension and the thought that they saw my hairy ass. This was two years ago, but I still live in fear that I may run into them once more. I now only go commando with built-in liners when I run or go to the gym and feel my sense of freedom has been infringed upon due to this scenario. Where in the afterlife shall I go?

Hell, because of what I'd fucking... Said, bro. You gotta wear shorts on her Cause you get pants. I warned you. Was that actually your reasoning? That is exactly what I said. That's awesome.

For the record, I like that you're like embarrassed to see them. They were the ones that fucking pants to you. Yeah, they should be embarrassed. Yeah. Unless, I don't know if you, how hairy's your ass. Yeah. Maybe pants them.

That might be a slippery slope. Why would they be the ones that get embarrassed? He's the one that got exposed. Because they're the ones pantsing people at a party. Yeah, but clearly they are having fun with it. I think the embarrassed person would be the one that got pantsed. Yeah, but he didn't do anything wrong. Like I think he was, he's like there's this awkward tension when I see them.

It's like, yeah, because they did something wrong. You were just standing there. Yeah. But they still saw him. But why were people like, like, he knew they were walking around the party pantsing people and people were just letting this happen. I guess it was fun. If you have your underwear on, it's fun.

Yeah. Oh, my God. You want to try to pants me and roll the dice? Maybe it was like 2005. It was a different time. Yeah, it could have been two. Maybe it was 2005. Oh, yeah, like the song.

2005. Forgive me, Father, for I've sinned. When I was a senior in high school, my buddies dared me to pants the autistic kid in our lunch for $60. I did it. Hell. Chase me around.

We got caught by a teacher inside and sent to the office. He offered to take all the blame for it because I didn't deserve to get in trouble. I got five detentions, never served them, and the one guy paid up $40, never got the other $20. Hell, you can't be pantsing special needs, kids? I mean, you can.

Unless it's out of Dardy and he's a 50. You can, but it's not good. I think you're on a hell. Okay, forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. When I was 16, my girlfriend at the time was dog slash house-sitting for the family. their daughter was in our grade. Needless to say, I went over to the house,

and we took advantage of an empty house and did the deed. We did it on the girl's bed that we went to school with. As far as I know, no one ever found out. Heaven for you, hell for the cleaning lady? I think probably heaven. As long as no one knows,

it's like a Schrodinger's bang. Forgive me, Father, for I've sin. I met Will and Rusty and blacked out. When almost Friday did their college tour with Jose Cuervo, devil's reserve. I drove to Athens to meet them. My sister and I went to the comedy show at the frat house before the appearance at the bar and we introduced ourselves to chet and willie and strider and Billy and the CEO of friday beers. Chet ended up offering us a ride to the bar in their ubers so we were

riding to the bar with all these people. I was genuinely freaking the fuck out fan girling so hard so the only way I knew how to cope was to keep drinking by 7 p.m. I was falling rusty and billy around the bar, completely hammered, but so happy, probably scaring them so bad. I completely blacked out, and my sister had to take me home at 8 p.m. I was so embarrassed that they all saw me like that and completely blew my shot at becoming friends with all of you. I hope you don't remember that, but if you guys do, I'm sorry. Oh, my God, I remember that.

I remember that. Do you actually? No. Oh, okay. I remember that at all. I want you to know that if we're at a bar at a car at a college, we are probably also you also probably

were getting pretty fucked up. So you have nothing. I think you're safe. I also don't remember it, but happy to meet you nonetheless. Please don't do it again. Please don't do it again if we ever do another Jose Cuervo comedy show. No, you can do it again. Doesn't know.

Yeah, do it again. Cool. Drafting? Yeah, can we open these cards real quick? Oh, pokey card. Our last our last pack, so hopefully we get something good. Show me Snorlax. What's like the best

option, Charzard? Yeah. Yes? Yep. Holy fuck. No way. No, I'm just joking. I got a mulchrease when I was a kid. This guy.

Is this jiggly puff? No. No. Let me see. That is not even close. That is a Muleep. Weep? Close, I think. Mud,

Mud Kip? No. What, wait, what is that? Oh, that's, uh, fuck, what is that? It's the armadillo. It's the evolution of that other armadillo shit, I think. Oh, Niterina.

What's this guy? Oh, I don't know. That's a newer guy. I'm an OG-150 type ho, you know? That is. I know. I got a sand shrew. Oh, I forgot about this.

Fuck, weird guy. Oh my god Nito King Oh What he got? Look at that Look at that Is that the same one I got?

Yeah Pretty much the exact same one All right So we paid off the pack at least I think we could get this for like $12 right We have two of them $24

I spent 40 All right We made back 60% Not bad Not bad at all These are more party tricks That don't exist

Snipering a beer We've all heard of shotguning. This is long-distance shotguns. Your buddy throws the liquid of the beer at you. You catch it and swallow it all in one goal across the room. That's awesome. Filming people in the bathroom? That can't be right.

Is that? Solo conga line. You don't need other people to do it. I like that. All right. The infinite pee. You bring everyone to the bathroom and you start chugging beers. Yes.

Then you start peeing. and the pee doesn't stop until you stop chugging different beers, and it goes on until you, like, to finish, yeah, until you finish the 30 rackers would be. Great. Eating 10 berries at once. Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, you name it. Eating 10 all one time.

The beer flip. You put a beer bong in your mouth, you throw an open beer up in the air, catch it in the beer bong, and then funnel it. There we go. That would play. Starting the car with your hole. Wouldn't that be insane?

Put the key in your hole and then go in there and a guy comes in the party on the, just saw it in the driveway and he's like, you are not going to believe what Will's doing out there. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Is that ruining your day? I'm making it like the worst day at work?

Making it better. Okay. Yeah. Should we do fall recipes that don't exist? Yes. These are some fall recipes that don't exist. Stuff pumpkins. It's like stuffed peppers.

You fill pumpkins with cheese and sauces and things and then you just bite right into the edge of and you eat a whole stuff pumpkin. Pumpkin patch kids. They are these little pumpkin cookies in the shape of a sour patch kid. Sounds delicious. Thank you. Ah, what about a classic fall sandwich?

The fall sandwich. It's pumpkin bread with apple and whipped cream in the middle. Okay, sounds kind of good, right? I like that a lot. The Smoor movie. It's a Smoor, but it's those chocolate that has red jelly on the inside.

so when you bite it looks like blood. Ooh, that sounds fun. Thank you. Hey pasta. It's like spaghetti and meatballs, but the pasta is hay. It sucks. We see you all the time growing up. It sucks.

The Jack and Lantern. Traditional Jacko Lantern, fill it up with Jack and Coke. That's like my idea, the jacking lantern. You fill it with jizz. One hole. Okay. Two guys. Okay.

One hole, two guys. wait no one hole three guys wait jump the shark a little bit one hole four guys all right love you we love you guys bye