Will & Rusty's Playdate - tracking my farts w/ Jack Martin

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

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Well, we're here guys, we're here with our, are we live? We're live. We're live. Playdate episode 210. 11. 211. Hell yeah. So we either, to start, just to kind of get the creative juices flowing, we like to start with either someone who wore that number in sports or someone who is that age so an 11 year old or jack i'm sure you're not a 200 laundry list at 11 year olds you can be so mad they do countless uh the guy the kid who plays young sheldon or no he's probably like he's like 37 years old okay the 14 all right i don't know he was 14 no he's 18 now all that stuff's bullshit okay all that all that google shit yeah you oh you you google you know anyone can google there bing bing is the only thing you can trust kairi irving wore

11 at one point my brother wore 11 when he played hockey growing up okay so everyone at home actually wore 11 really this could either be your jack martin episode uh yeah kairi so we should introduce you people get mad at us sometimes we forget you start an episode and then we don't introduce who's Well, it's our fault. I'm a disaster? Do you want to take the point? Yes. You can just blame me.

We are here with Jack Martin. He is the number one male star in the new Hulu show, Not Suitable for Work. People have been saying that, right? No, I am proud to be Will Angus' son. His, like, sort of boy. You're his little guy he gets. Yeah, I'm his little guy he gets. Got it.

You got a show coming out on Hulu.com. Yes, King. people can buy that you can bing that you can you can bing it feel free it should pop up and yeah i think you can sign when you sign up you can bundle with disney plus and espn right yeah so which is kind of what you're here to talk about yeah yeah mainly here to sell the bundle i'm here to add shareholder value um no we're stoked to have you here jack this is the first time you've been on the pot i know yeah which feels like i honestly was like i thought i can't i've been in your house collecting eggs so many times yes that i feel like and only one of those

was playing wingspan the other two he just said he was making an omelet come on man you got enough eggs to cook an omelet over there where did you get our brand water yeah so almost friday water is that a thing we're doing now do you guys mind if i do a plug for this please they literally dropped that today really for you i'm not kidding yeah dude they're obsessed it's crazy did they make that they make a custom bottle so jack didn't think we had some sort of rinky-dink operation or i think yeah they were like oh yeah it's a new thing we got for like guests in the office angus handed to me his hands were shaking he's covered in sweat yeah who are you who are you to angus in the show are you actually his son we're we're that feels like that okay and we

were roommates in real life when maybe when we shot it in new york i went to your house yes i never got invited i was never in new york at the well but i think a partiful would have made me feel good maybe you can't you can't be in new york i'm i was injured you know i could meet me in jersey city we just can't be on the subway and if he is he has to have his pants his belt on we could have crossed state lines and gone to new jersey or connecticut yes he can he can still crank it on nj transit i did have my big i probably would get you i remember when the a listener caught me breaking subway etiquette i my sister was running the marathon and i was with all of her college friends and none of us knew the subway etiquette and there were 500

people waiting to get on the subway and we just walked down the like yellow part where people weren't standing we were like oh perfect there's just an open area we cut everyone and no one said anything i'm gonna be honest wrote in had no idea you're not supposed to do that were you doing that probably cutting people all the time that seemed i'd see i thought new york was a was a yeah i think no rules you went new york on i went new i went new york speaking to go to new york mode i have something to share with you guys i signed up for something today but can we guess you'll never guess in a million years is it subscription based no i'm out of guesses it's a medical study okay no i woke up and i was in my bed like still kind of groggy and i got an ad for or no it wasn't

an ad it was like suggested posts from like the baltimore sun or you love the baltimore sun yeah is that the newspaper there yes sir bingo um huge plug yeah huge plug they paid a lot for that baltimore sun you could get you get a subscription to the baltimore sun when you sign up for hulu disney and esp correct yeah um which is baltimore don't they call you that baltimore son the baltimore son i'm the son of baltimore uh anyway it was for a thing they're doing a study where they're tracking people's fart data and so is it that thing that you clip onto your underwear yeah you saw this too i thought it was a i thought it was like an onion ad no it's real and i signed up for the survey and i got an email that i qualified oh my god what do you have to do to

qualify qualify i don't know but what's the data like volume i mean i'm gonna skew the data that's why i feel like i need to be i need to get in the study on behalf of people like me because we need representation because i'd be too you're gonna be an outlier that they just throw out because it's gonna ruin whoever's type whatever hypothesis they have about farts you're gonna blow it out of the way so look up like fart tracking clip or something yeah but so i saw an ad for this it's a little black circle that you like it like magnets on to where your butthole is on your okay do you think it just humor me maybe go to images so the show's gonna be on uh disney plus okay right so we're so jack we're kind of working on this oh yeah

flatus atlas google flatus atlas so you signed up for this yes are you getting paid and then go to like instructions charging you stick it like a cord I mean this is unbelievable repeat this process for day two oh my god briefly there's so many steps you have to where are you getting out of this that you wanted i want data on how much i'm attached to here i do it all night too and where it says it flashes purple every five seconds you just see after 12 hours you're like doing a presentation at work all right stop this and your coat you're you have your back turned to the conference room while you're like pointing at something and someone's like are you wearing a are you wearing a flattest atlas right now i'm seeing it feels like you're

wearing a flattest atlas it's like what if it becomes like a fashion thing what if you like okay met gala yeah flat it's just no underwear even just a flattest atlas straight on my whole do you think it can do you think it can um do you think it can register sharts is my question that's what i'm dude imagine what the device would do if you sharted just self-destruct no yeah it's just the app crashes satellite you're showing someone you're showing someone a reel on your phone and you get a notification that you shit yourself from your from your yeah you farted i was like was that a shit you're like no airplay yeah you're you have a movie up on the screen it's a notification you shard yourself 16 times this

week that was solid so what is it gonna measure is it is there a world we should guess what what the stats are gonna be i bet it has like a car do you think it's just a fake let's go to the carbon dioxide reader oh that's actually oh wait so the magnet goes in your oh my okay what if like a hair from like like a hair gets caught in between it when you're putting it in it's on the outside of your underwear do you think the magnets on the inside you would break the device if you shot yourself yeah no they had to have accounted for that right prepared i bet they got remember they get like because i think i send it back i have to imagine they just get a couple like covered in shit every year they had an intern intentionally shit himself 15 times to see what

happened to the device what is tango card digital gift card it's to buy more it's like to your farm bill account so i get a gift card yeah i think you get xp if i can hit 15 charts you this is what you should do i have to shit myself as double how long is the study because if it's only like two weeks three days three days three days for those three days i need you to eat the cheesiest fiber rich gluten gluten glutenin glutenin foods and just and just nuke their whole study at the fart max yeah there is a guy on tiktok who's fart maxing yeah is that the guy who just eats like pinto beans and he'll be like i got pretty close last week to like the worst fart

ever he's like i had pickled herring black beans i do feel like he is inspired by rusty featherstone i'll say that it's it's a little derivative it's derivative it's it's a i just right before you guys walked in i got a video wait go back there's something about people fart a lot he goes into the most crowded movie theater he can find and then he like studies what scientifically what are like the most fart maxing ingredients and then he eats like just a disgusting amount of them and then he reports back after like how much he ruined the movie look for other people does any is anyone ever like calling him out his mom comes with him and she like thinks it's funny so there are guys you know when you're having a bad day and you go

like i maybe misbehaved myself this weekend and like all my family is ashamed of me you're not that guy as long as you're not purposely if you bring your going to your going to a movie with your mom in general is such a sweet thing and you're just ruining it by fart maxing just corrupting the institution yeah that's why i don't go to movies you're worried about that i don't that guy probably lives in america right you could strike anywhere yeah it's a good yeah you're never safe that's why i don't go to movies that's why i'm not gonna watch your show well yeah because well i don't want to get farted on right right have you seen the guy in your house with my atlas on my flat do yeah that is such a bummer i'm gonna get it and i'm gonna do it okay i completely

believe should we do it together and see you can see who can like produce more uh i mean i'll win can i can i ask a question about it um is that okay sorry so you're doing this you're documenting it and the peace corps sees it what do you think they think about it i think they might be like shit we fucked up we fucked up we fucked up get him on the line now yeah this guy could single single-handedly like restore the ecosystem of samoa with his flatulence i could like save bird species with the methane i'd be putting out what i'm sorry i don't know why i think that's the funniest thing ever well it is pretty ridiculous what are they gonna do with it though like are they a license what if it's just a creepy group like it doesn't seem like they're

like i think it is a creepy group are they government funded i guess is my question it's funded by palantir this is you're having the reaction you know when you've you've made a decision to buy something or to believe something and then when you bring it up to people they even though they've already laid out like why you shouldn't get it or why you shouldn't do it you've already convinced yourself like you made a decision this morning half asleep that you were gonna participate in the flattest atlas and it feels like even if we told you that it was good it had like dire consequences you wouldn't back out now yeah i'm telling you this is gonna be like the new marathon dude like everyone in their 20s having like a weird kind of you post you post

like your your fart of the day like it's like a strava map of like all the places you yeah what were you gonna say i think this is your product and this is your way of backdooring into us he's certainly backdooring certainly there's no shortage of backdoor when it comes the flattest atlas i just think it could maybe like help me dude billion dollar market make this for piss billion dollar you put it on the tip of your yeah of your hog that's a really good or it's it's it still goes on your underwear but it's the amount of pee that comes out after you think you've gotten all the pee out of your penis and then you put it back in your boxers in another like half cup put it on your tongue for puke dribble with no balance or in your tongue for

The tongue ring for puking. Do you know how much pee you could save if you had something, a device that would catch all the dribble after you put it back in your pants? Oh, my God. It's like those water fountains of the gym that say bottles saved. Boxers saved. Here's what I think you can help me is that I take a lot of flack for my flatulence habits. Okay.

Between the three of us. This doesn't leave this room, okay? jack calls me about once a week and just says like hawk tua or something there's one time he just texted me tiktok riz party eight times in a row he kept sending i remember i believe when that was happening i was showing my girlfriend something on my phone and it was a classic like text comes in you have to swipe it away and then just overcome it won't go up right you keep swiping it up it goes further down every time i swipe it it comes further to the next time tiktok riz party tiktok riz party do you have anything to say about that

tiktok riz party yeah i miss it are you you were there yeah are you how do you feel about the youtube shorts riz party are you privy to this i'm not tapped into that one i'd heard about it is this real it's the spongebob spongebob big guy pants okay kid he's on a he's on a jet yeah go to this does it have all the care like is there a turkish quandel dingle it's kind of just this one kid this yeah this is the youtube shorts riz party what song is this it is spongebob big spongebob big guy pants okay i believe it's my scissor believe it or not ice spice oh it's scissor that would be crazy scissor does not make music like that ice spice has a song called spongebob big boy pants okay big guy you know i i ran into sexy red in new york

this is a true story what yeah ran into her like that sounds like you like grew up together dude we were it was it was you can only be described as a run-in ty ty stimmel my buddy and i were in a like speakeasy kind of vibe bar in new york and it was like a tuesday or wednesday so no one was in there me him and his buddy from home were having a drink and then uh what is it sexy red and like her whole entourage came in i guess she had a show that night and it and just took over it was a it was a room no bigger than the area we're sitting in right now and uh they just sat down and we just were watching her for like 30 minutes that was all you could do staring at her there's nothing else to do you can't be like wait entourage was her yeah it was her vinny chase

it's based on turtle drama wow entourage with with sexy red would be a show i'd watch it's all the same characters but instead of vince it's sexy playing yourself it's no she's we have to the like one season you know in game of thrones when like there's just a new guy the same character fuck spoiler it's just season seven vince is no longer adrian grineer it's sexy red well you know they're doing that with not suitable for work too yeah yeah angus is angus is gonna be angus is gonna be sexy red sexy red is gonna be angus's character and you're just supposed to they're getting a guy for me they're getting chris griffin for me i think chris christie chris christie is gonna play

yeah they're getting they're getting chris christie they have chris christie on the most intense workout plan of all time to make it somewhat believable and they have jack doing the opposite so yeah you're meeting in the middle in the middle yeah it's a good graph we're just converging here's something funny that happened this weekend yeah can i tell you please keep hitting hitting this no hating sorry i was i had a uh i guess you could call it like the party of the year okay i didn't even know were you in la this weekend that's crazy well you're never that's crazy you're never here bro wow no invite wow you're never here dog slime sorry you're never here slime no worries well andrew was there oh you were you there too i was

in hawaii okay but you were invited i was not invited because he knew i was in hawaii but it would have been i probably would have been invited i didn't know you were here i haven't seen you in like a month find out like that well i didn't i thought you were crazy because like i text you all the time right you just text no response brain rot you can't expect it oh so my way of connecting doesn't work you say have you seen hawk tua what am i supposed to do man i'm at work in will's in will's defense jack you and i have communicated out like online maybe under 12 times but it was it was a connection you texted me out of the blue a picture of will where he was photoshopped to be 700 pounds and you go hey just checking in is this a real photo

of will and then after i responded he did the exact same thing with liam yep that sounds about and i go this is nice we haven't talked in a year and a half he has cockroaches in his brain and they take control but did you appreciate it it gave me it gave me a good laugh it was one of those it was one of those ones where i laughed and then my girlfriend obviously wanted to see what i was laughing at and i was like it's not even worth it well anyway at this party You also delete you sent like you've tripled down. Yeah, I was gonna send another one I was and I didn't have time like I was like doing something else I was like I'll respond in like 10 minutes and by the time I had gone to my phone. He had unsent

Yeah, I got nervous it was it was like the third the third photo like that Sorry, so you got the viral part of the yeah viral party. Is it hot in here? I'm sweating. I just I just turned on I'm fine, but maybe part of the year wasn't it great andrew it was great yeah i had a great time yeah i just like really like the jack was in there which one crazy both uh but elise there was a funny moment where elise came up to me and she was like i met this girl and like she's super cute we should like set him up with one like someone set her up set her up with someone i was like uh she's like she's from colorado i was like oh why just the urge no one in particular just the urge that was she needs

to get laid she's like she's she's so nice she's from colorado and i was like oh dylan's from colorado she's like perfect dylan so i kind of like was like all right go do your thing and then i see elise and dylan and this girl i'm like oh god she's doing it she's trying to set them up so i was like i'll go help like wingman and i go up and it just felt like the conversation was not flowing very naturally and so i tried to come in they're only talking about denver yeah like they can't get off the colorado they're just like it was like kind of awkward and so i was just like wait are you guys both from colorado even though like i've i talked to this girl for like i think i just said hi like i was just like whatever hopefully they won't question how i know

that and and the girl goes uh i'm from connecticut but my and i was like elise that was like the one basis that we had this connection catalyst i looked over at elise like what the fuck she was like and then i was like uh she's like but my brother went to school in colorado and i go that's what i was thinking and then she goes but i would never have told you that i was like god oh i was thinking where your dad moved up yeah and it was just like after that it was just kind of like i think we all looked at each other we're like all right all right we gave it a shot i the whole time you were telling that story i was just trying to think of like animated shows set in colorado i was like what are you saying gravity falls isn't that south park oh my god

it's like the one oh my god how did i think of that i thought you were gonna south park us yeah but anyway so it was very funny and then after that i went over with dylan and we met up with my buddy kenny and he died yeah so that was kind of the end of the party he died and then he was there he was there the next episode yeah so next night next party um oh i got i got something i want you yeah i got something i wanted to tell you guys from hawaii Tell us about your fun in Hawaii. I had a blast in Hawaii. So, Jack, to catch you up to speed.

He loved the Kenny thing. He loves that shit. That's like on your rider when you're going on a talk show. You're like, if it's ever stale, they just tell the hosters, bring up Kenny. He'll be in the palm of your hand. I've seen every clip of you guys family guy-ing. it's all i've studied i've watched tape we yeah i love it i love it promise he knows family guy was better when we had a producer that didn't know shit about yeah lauren we could we could

family guy lauren like back to back i mean i've never like watched it yeah but like you would i've never i've just seen like the funniest moment compilation you're watching top five what was it top five quagmire moments that restored my faith in humanity we're just kind of on the same way like way like so i so jack i as you may or may not know i went to a small school in florida sure that is a very mediocre school academically but i always joke with will that it's the harvard of the south sure which it is not and i get in we had a flan and i had a car pick us up at the airport and they were going to bring us to the resort and the guy we get in the car and the guy's like asking us where we're from and then he was like oh i you know i

grew up in uh tonga but i i lived in orlando when i was a kid i was like oh i went to school right outside of orlando and he goes where and i go rollins college and he goes don't they call that like the harvard of the south and flan and i both looked at each other we're like oh my god like will's not gonna believe us like no one's gonna believe us and uh i was like you have no idea how much that means like i was like are you joking he was like no i've heard that and i was like are you serious like all the time what do you say it on tiktok maybe rusty spread the word seen you say it maybe he did a little bit of re i don't know i don't know but maybe you're single-handedly carrying the reputation of the school so on that topic yeah did you did you hear about the newest

updates no you are now part of their notable alumni on whoa let's go let me see because i said i wanted to be i want to be a notable alumnus of boston college can i see if that works so let's see yeah you got it are you on georgetown there's no way wait did you featherstone oh my god that's so sick YouTuber and podcaster, best known for Playdate Podcast and the Rusty Rearrange. Wait, what's that thing next to her that says Gigi Fernandez? I think they debunked her. They just pushed her off.

Oh, they just pushed her off to the right. I mean, dude, I'm not trying to toot my own horn. I think it's me and Mr. Rogers. I think we're like neck and neck. Wow. Didn't Ryan Hannigan go there? Gigi Fernandez. Who's Ryan Hannigan?

William Gigi. Oh, Ryan Hannigan did go there. buddy ebsen buddy holly went there waylon flowers the puppeteer he went there dude i love waylon flowers what about chris kirkpatrick patrick from spongebob oh a member of in sync went to rolling that's pretty cool okay all right all right so i'm like i'm like top five i can deal with top 100 i mean being on the list is actually so cool that's all why is mine red though everyone else's is blue danger because it's not linked don't click do not click wait do i have a wikipedia no no it would be blue if you did shit oh my god you just mogged the fuck out of them yeah that was

i have three insane okay all right it's something it's on baby steps baby steps um it shows something when you click it that's true which i think is more mysterious there's like aura Wait, Meg Crofton went there? All right. I have another good Hawaii story. So we had a small issue on our second to last date, and we had to go to urgent care. And we walk in, and there was a guy.

Ours is not serious at all. We both used this sunscreen that was, like, not reacting well with my skin and Flan's skin. And the lady said it was, like, super common, whatever. So it was, like, fixed in 20 minutes. but when we walk in there's this guy writhing in pain on the like it looked like er level pain like you shouldn't be at an early care on the couch when we walked in and no one's helping him like we're like we just walked up to the thing we're like filling out our paperwork and

there's a guy like grabbing his crotch and like writhing in pain and his girlfriend is there like oh my god rubbing his arm and being like it's gonna be okay and she's asking him questions to put on the form and i kind of like was catching like glimpse of it some more folks on like flans thing and she was like do you have to pee more or less and he was like way more and i was like what injury could that be like the atlas on his atlas got his atlas he put his atlas on the front his piss atlas is purple and he and so he's like really like she was like how much pain on a scale of one to ten and he was like a nine we were like oh my god like what could this be and so he like kind of gimps his way back to the end when they call him in and they still made him get on the

scale and the i've never heard the like a nurse nag a guy so bad he stepped on the scale and she goes don't look like he was like a heavier set guy he stepped on the scale and she was like don't look down it's not important oh my god they took him back in but i think he like either he got like stung by something on his crotch or or his app his assless went on to his penis but he was wow he got electrocuted by the atlas before he went in the water electrocuted his balls oh my god that's brutal yeah what do you how was hawaii what was the overall takeaway from hawaii tropical tropical it was very chill uh i don't know if i'm totally a resort guy we had a lot of fun i would have taken you for

a resort i know i would that's why i booked it i feel like the vibe is meant for you i think i'm gonna go i think i'm gonna go more boutique next time but uh what were the drawbacks uh uh it was just like a lot of i mean it was it was like shoulder season what they called so it wasn't like full capacity but like there were a lot of people everywhere you went like it wasn't like you're you're on you're in like a a secluded area yeah but i had a lot of fun i fulfilled a lifelong dream wow swim up bar okay pina colada at a swim up bar we're born for a swim i i it they my body was perfectly molded to it was built for one of those seats like captain america they injected the bar serum i had two tabs going i had one at our cabana and one at the swim up bar

so i no matter where i was someone could bring me a pina colada i only had pina coladas the whole week at the when i was at the beach or at the pool i only had pina coladas and at one at the so i kind of overdid it one night i know and uh shock disgusting unbelievable i overdid it a little bit one night and which is not a good vibe when it's just you and your girlfriend she's like a very moderate drink i overdid it and so i told we're doing it on pina coladas it was like a completely different it was like a feat of strength how do you even so much it's a solid it's like that's like yeah eating 12 drinks how'd you have had like yeah and she told me that i'm not i wasn't allowed i guess this rule probably extends into real life too

but it was more of a hard and fast vacation rule i'm not allowed to do dark rum floaters on my pina colada anymore so the following day the guy was like pina colada deep uh dark rum floater and i said i'm not allowed anymore it's like the book 1984 and uh and he i think he thought i was joking because when i went up to the swim up bar the guy was like uh i hear you're not allowed to have dark rum floaters anymore and i was like are you telling everyone this like let me break the news developed a reputation yeah they were like he's not allowed anywhere i was like no it's a self-imposed rule like you're not i'm allowed to if i want one i'm just telling you i'm not that's such an insane restriction because you could still order shots or something

yeah i think they yeah i guess i could be like i'll do a pina colada with a shot of dark don't mix them i got horribly sunburned only on my shins the first day oh my god that's horrible so that was i mean that was fun well the you know what they say with the shins you never think to put sunscreen on them dude they do say that about right it's like your mom mom momming 101 is like reminding people to put sunscreen on the tops of their feet watch this ready speaking of shins we're gonna come up with some new slang words today i don't get it he's shin like this thing i'm gonna be honest i also i laughed at your 1984 joke but i didn't get that either he's just saying like it's like a like a dystopian like

surveillance state that they won't be ruining your life floaters that's my that's my hell yeah there's a place where i can have i i'm still allowed to have a pina colada but i can't get the dark room big brother doesn't want you to have dark room floaters i almost hit a woman with a drive on the golf course too i spanked related it was it was right before the dark rum floater incident so i i was getting tuned up on the golf course with transfusions and it was just me and flan out there so we were moving faster than everyone else was in foursomes and so we kind of got like up on this the group in front of us and this woman was very unpredictable with like where she would like so she hit her golf ball and then normally you get back in the car and you like

drive away so she like hit her ball and then was just still like kind of moseying around and i didn't look and i spanked one and it rolled like right up on them that's insane and then i i apologized like a couple holes later and they were like we're having so much fun we didn't even notice wow that's island time for you that's he got island fever he said dude you went island mode who do you think the straightest guy ever is we were talking about it diesel it might yeah it's gotta be right but he you know he's like kind of you know uh they say like certain people dress for the male gaze versus the female gaze like vin diesel is he's a guy for other guys he's for the male straights he's he's for the male straight well have you seen the film triple x

return of xander cage no i film fucking banks angus has a tradition oh i actually have seen watches that movie yeah by himself well it could be by yourself could be with others we did it together kid wait does he go into it wanting to blackout yeah we got to the third act and he's like i was like what's happening and he's like to be honest i've never remembered this part yeah i've watched that movie with him he's made me watch that before i mean it's amazing it's the best movie the most ridiculous movie what's it about it's just sort of i don't even know how to describe it porn action in a way yeah it's action vin diesel's just like on a motorcycle saving the world he's like sniping people he goes to like six countries he jumps out of the plane

it sounds like fast and is it fast and furious it's so much dumber than fast and furious did he make it before or after like they they ended the series and he was trying to like keep it going well what's crazy is it's it's the third one of these movies it implies the existence of two x yeah and then it was double x yeah it's not porn i think triple x is like the name of like the cia that he's in it's like the super cia he's a secret agent yeah if vin diesel is if vin diesel was a secret agent he'd be the worst of all time because he'd walk in and everyone would be like it's vin diesel i gotta be well that's pretty much how the movie goes too okay he's never in disguise he just walks in and blacking out for one movie is a very like angus thought to have like i feel

like i've had some i've made some interesting decisions that feels like a strange one well when you see the movie and understand yeah that's like how uh me and my buddy seamus were we got home from the bars one night and everyone else had gone to bed and we were staying up pretty late and he put on fight club and i'd pretended i'd never seen it and within the first like whatever the first time is where brad pitt's character like flickers i just was like oh i bet it's this like i bet he's a figment of his imagination and my friend was pretty drunk and was like no one has ever gotten it that fast he's like you're the first guy to think of it that quickly i was like that's just what i do man you know i've never seen fight club now you just

spoiled it oh my god dude it's past the can you spoil something for me um bart bart skateboards in the simpsons bart brian dies in family guy is that real yeah he dies and then stewie saves him with the time machine i actually don't remember i remember there's an episode where brian gets hit by a car and like everyone was in uproar about it it was like an international incident i remember that that was insane people were devastated i remember people came back to school like really upset wait what you guys were like you guys were at school together when that happened yeah there was like a debate on like whether or not it was real and everyone like on twitter was like no this is your boys were in like a frenzy the kids were like calling out of school dude

People were like wearing black. It was like all the rumor that Spongebob was always getting canceled. Spongebob was like Brian dying. It was like how people would say Barney had drugs in his tail. Do you remember that? What was that? Why was that like a universal experience? I remember a kid came up to me.

Like you filled the suit with drugs. He would be like, you know, I remember this kid Aiden Hubs came up to me on the playground. He goes, you know, Barney keeps drugs in his tail and that's why he got fired. I was like, what? That doesn't even make sense. That happens in Succession. Oh, in the clown costume or whatever? High as fuck at the amusement park,

and all the kids are just pushing him around. He throws up in the mascot costume. He's sent him home. All right, now you spoiled something for me. Yeah, I'm just ruining everything. No, it's good. It's a trail of devastation. Trail mix.

What's the worst ingredient? Obviously the almonds. Yeah. M&Ms. Stop it. You're rage baiting him. you just rage baited me you can't rage bait can i queer bait him yes get over here get over here that's what i'm talking about come on come on man i love eminem's dog i was at the

airport yesterday i'll say it and i was waiting i was at the oversized luggage i was at the oversized luggage thing waiting for my golf clubs and there was a new employee who was the guy unloading them and i don't know a bunch of fat guys at the oversized luggage just waiting for my carry-on or waiting for my check back like they think it's where the lungs comes out if you're oversized sorry you guys can have you can run with that one all right go ahead sorry okay um oh no y'all's bags will come out over there yeah you guys are still on the regular carousel actually sorry or no their luggage is waiting for the fat guys like the fat guys come out on the oversized thing and their luggage is waiting wait yeah

could you give it to us one more time we'll talk it we'll talk about it so there's it's okay can you hear anything they can't see me if i stop do you know where really do you want do you uh well do you have any cash yeah yeah do you have a weapon no okay I have to give it to you. No. Polite mugger. No, no. Give me cash by chance.

Yeah, it's no worries either way. Honestly, it's no sweat. You can Venmo me if you want. Dude, there was, we posted a video where Willie and I came out of a bar and there's a homeless guy waiting out there and he asked if either of us had a cigarette. This is at the end of the video. So we've, we're pretty drunk at this point and they kept in the part in the edit where I'm trying to figure out how to Venmo him to go buy cigarettes because we don't have

any. and all the comments were like that's not how this exchange works like you can't i've had homeless people with venmo's before oh they have like a qr code there's a veteran do you want to take it am i actually getting a call yeah i'm so sorry yeah hi oh my god are you serious are you actually serious do you think that let me do you think it's okay

okay all right thank you um i'm just i'm so sorry guys i'm so sorry i'm about to go what's up what happened i don't know why he's laughing um i just i don't know if i can say come on man it's a safe space you can be honest with us I don't know it's just pretty upsetting

so well we're here for you is it about Brian again? apparently sorry I'm just kind of torn up about it yeah

apparently Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock that is that is his that's like his signature move right there that is like that is like seeing blast toys do surf or something that is just once it's a once in a lifetime thing you have to see jack martin do his will smith slapped chris is that did he actually slap him it's still developing i just got the call from oscar uh yeah oscar called me and i don't know i'm just really scared right now

do you think you know what's crazy someone had that exact like one of their agents had that exact call where he was like at dinner or something and the maitre d comes over with one of those old timey like house phones landlines yep and he's like are you serious and he had to tell his wife Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars. It's your sketch, Willie D, the Bush storybook one. What was that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's never been on the live show.

Unreal. Fake fan. Can't spoil it. I'm Willie D's biggest fan. It's true. I've been a fan of both of you guys since day one. It is true. People forget this.

I remember you were the first person with a following that followed me. Same. I was stoked, and we started messaging. Yeah, and he remembers, he actually remembers, do you remember the video I made? It was about a Middle Eastern dish. Jogging my memory. Tabooli 3. I feel like it was something else.

Rice Pilaf 2. Oh, was that you? Yeah, that was me. You did Rice Pilaf 2? I swear to God. No fucking way. yeah i swear you did rice pilaf i did rice pilaf too oh my god sorry i'm like nervous that's crazy i um what was that like

what was crazy rice always hard to follow up right uh a smash like rice pilaf which has been a popular dish for did it change your dynamics like with your family at all like they're like yeah now they have to like look up to you and i don't talk i haven't talked to them since i put that video out just because i knew that my fame would be a burden for them they're just gonna ask for money all they're gonna ask for money all the time they need money so my family has no money my my parents are homeless well the peel-off gravy train is insane the merch the public appearances the theme park it's just like the theme park actually closed because the ride sucked really because yeah for some reason the theme didn't work for that it's so weird we had the one where it's

like it's like the log flume but yeah we designed it to look like one of those bigger brown things in rice pilaf oh yeah yeah yeah and there's no water just rice and there's no water it's just right you never go like where you can sit in like the splash zone of the log floor in the rice zone yeah yeah the rice so you're in the you're in the crock pot oh yeah get in the crock pot let's go hang out in the crock pot it's so weird because i just saw you know they do those like like how making the skippity toilet movie and they they like analyze like the the size of the ip i saw like a study for that where it's like the rice peel off ip is like huge it's massive yes the rice i i have made millions off of rice you sold it like are they making a skippity toilet movie

that's not true i swear it's true am i getting pranked this was like years ago let me be clear if they asked me to do the skippity toilet movie it'd be the honor of a lifetime you do like what Jonah Hill took a huge cut to being Wolf of Wall Street. It's just like a career maker. For the opportunity to work with Skivity, it would be, you have to take it. I'd pay to do it. What? Isn't that insane? Well, I'm not

even kidding. Yeah, look, it says. It's a franchise. It's a cinematic universe. It's a film and TV franchise. Wait, so what is the substance of the movie going to be? It's like a guy's head in a toilet, right? I don't know what's going on. Oh, speaking of Rice Pilaf 2 merch, this is a real thing that happened.

We have shirts. I was at the SwimUp bar and I had closed out and was about to head back to our room. And a girl stopped me and was like, I'm a fan of yours and Willie's. And goes, I didn't pack my Rice Pilaf 2 shirt. She actually had a Rice Pilaf. Really? and like she was like i saw you yesterday and i don't have i thought it would be funny if i like had it that would have been all the time if you were in hawaii and saw worse i've never seen one

in the wild i think my head would explode if i was if i was literally not on the same continent anymore as we live and i saw a girl on a rice pilaf too and it was so cool yeah and you're on island time too dude island time in a rice pilaf shirt definition what dreams are made of that's That's what Jimmy Buffett was writing all his songs about, was the feeling of being at a swim-up bar. Imagine your swim shirt is a Rice Pilaf t-shirt. They would cut me off from Rice Pilaf. You got cut off?

Yeah. They go, nope, your persona non grata in here. You can't come in here. The food and the shirt, I'm not allowed anymore. Really? Yes. Well, the shirt and the food are kind of the same. Well, what happens is after a while, it stops being fun to eat or wear,

Yeah. And it's just a dependency where you only feel normal when you're wearing it. When you're eating the shirt, yeah. Have you had rice pilaf since you've made that video? Genuinely, it is one of my favorite foods. Like, this is actually a weird thing about that because the only reason we did that was because we were, like, drunk and it was just out on my counter. But growing up, like, did you guys do, like, on your birthday, you could pick your meal?

Yeah, wasn't yours, like, rice pilaf and barbecue sauce? Barbecue chicken. Every year on my birthday, it'd be like, what do you want? It would be like, my dad would grill barbecue chicken and make rice pilaf. oh my god so i rice pilaf has been like my one of my favorite it was like notoriously my favorite dish growing up it's kind of like the do do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life you made you made your favorite thing your job but i honestly have not had in a really long time i gotta get some of that that's like near east i've never had this i genuinely feel like i'm

watching robert downey jr talk about how he prepared for opera yeah i mean i also robert down fun fact oppenheimer i thought it was a what's his name nobody's griffin but it was chris griffin yeah i actually also believe it or not prepared for oppenheimer because i always thought there was like a last minute chance yeah you never know right but it never it still could happen they could edit you back in after the fact yeah well they're trying to they just can't get enough uh it's the d there's just no one with all the problem is i'm the only one who wants it i like that a lot thank you it's the director's cut because like you're having a weird day should we roadmap it up yeah let's do it all right jack can you roadmap yp yeah jack this is the

portion of the episode where all that was just kind of warm up we now tell the listeners what the episode is going to be okay so we got a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear should we do pitches yeah we're gonna do your pitches i didn't prepare a pitch i don't think willie did either then we will do uh should we do confessions yeah then we'll do this guy rocks i brought one for you great and then we will do teach me something and then we're gonna do slang words that don't exist incredible pretty daunting list extremely daunting i'm terrified i also have my palms just got really sweaty i'm gonna use this time to pee as well all right i'm gonna throw up the official pouch partner of almost friday premium 100 tobacco-free nicotine pouches made

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why aren't we on the same couch buddy i can't go over there because the mic's all fucked that mic stings we can talk into it it like stings oh my god my headphones on the plane ride home kept shocking me really the like just like it's like cuts it it's like keeps playing like slurs in his head no it was uh it was shocking that you know how like the some of the planes you have like you have to use delta's headphones because the the jack is like two pronged so i was trying to watch harry potter and then i laid down and the static from like my sweatshirt or something got into my headphones and shocked my ears i was like that won't happen again dude it's the p it's the p hypothetical what's that pissing on the electrified fence the hypothetical hypothetical also if anyone

from delta is listening they they took off everything but the sorcerer's stone that's like the only one i don't want to watch real trying to generate hype for the tv show yeah are you in there yeah and a couple roles you're snape and your professor coral yeah your professor corals turban yeah yeah i'm i'm the i'm the wand i do cgi work it's gonna work aren't you like um also the broom all of the dursleys yeah i'm the dursleys you know jackie's the dursleys yeah I'm playing the Dursleys. I could not know less about Harry Potter. Really?

I would have pegged you for like a... I liked Percy Jackson. I love that shit. I've never seen it. You watch the show? The Hunger Games. The show's great. Never seen the show.

You were more of a... You like the more sinister stuff. The sinister, yeah. The Hunger Games, my mom would make me read it with her after school. Not a fan. With her? Like when I was like a little kid, she'd like read it to me. That's crazy. I forgot how violent those books are. It's like kind of so insane. I read that when I was like 10

Yeah, it was like I remember What's the someone gets like speared pretty early? Yeah. Yeah, they all get Speared in the head on the first page There's like a river of blood. Yeah That's like fuck like the bees and that are fuck you know, I'm talking about dude, do you know about the movie beekeeper? Oh They put the paper bag over his head with the bees. Not the bees! I've just seen a supercut

of Jason Statham talking about bees. I am a Statham guy. Bees? Bees? Job? Should we hear a pitch? What are you here to promote? Our beer? Yeah, it's Friday beers.

New beer. What's that? You drink it with beer in it. What's all that shit behind you? oh that's uh friday beers it's a new beer they're doing yeah it's new it's uh new beer they're doing pretty dope it's got like a shotgun hole yeah do dooly drinks it and dj dj press play drinks it do you want to can i see this yeah do you want to know what i always i obviously i have equity so i want this to do well but i thank you it's a great beer i always thought

this was a poor design because a shotgun hole has to be lined up with the thing of course right are they all different it just is however it prints yeah so they and i remember flagging this early on got it yeah because i was like the beer guy for them right and they didn't believe me that it was going to be an issue yeah that's not it doesn't work that way but you live and you learn you live and you learn it's pretty cold for being do you want me to bring that up to him at the next meeting yeah it's fine you know jack and i own combined 75 of friday beers yeah well i own 70 on five will's mic's cut off yeah all right just keep it you can just keep his audio cut jack so we the the listeners write in

business pitches okay and we act as the sharks sorry and we say whether or not we would invest in their business okay i'll be randy dude i love randy all right hey rusty musty and dusty musty rusty obviously that's my name yeah okay i'll be due do you struggle with keeping yourself from complete buffoonery when having some pints or smokes on a night out yes introducing the buzz collar this collar designed as a chain necklace discreetly measures your bac and number of hits from a j slash dart you have throughout the night via our groundbreaking skin sensing technology based on your preset limits that you set through our app the necklace will buzz you if you're pushing past your limits have fun with no squalor with the buzz collar uh love from the great white

north p.s i know willie just farted i could smell from here okay well you might have access to my flattest addis data well that was my first reaction is i feel like this is just a complete ripoff of the atlas this is the flattest atlas for your drinking yes i have a few questions wait will a flattest atlas shock me if i'm farting too much you should it's gonna have love on you yeah that's the power yeah my farting shocks me wait also you were you were saying we'll get to the buzz call in a second but i just realized this you were saying mainly your farting is an issue when you're asleep are you gonna wear this to bed You have to wear it 24-7 for three days.

Or it's corrupted. 24-3, I guess. What about in the shower? Because that's when you get... I know you'd be farting in there. So what does 24-7 mean to you? That scared me. All right.

I have a couple questions. One, can it be waterproof because I need it at the swim-up bar? I mainly need it for swim-up bars. the second question is i think it should be progressive so like when it votes for aoc when you're reaching the limit it like slightly taps you to remind you and then i think like if you're nearing blackout it needs to like shock you to the point where you'd like pass out yeah i see what you're saying i i would like to merge this product and combine it with the atlas And so there's something running up your spine from your ass to the collar,

and it coordinates your BAC with your farting. Right. If you fart enough, you can't keep drinking. Yeah. Yeah. You have to fart out all the alcohol. You get 20 farts and drinks for the night. Break it up however you want.

The ratio is up to you. What if it makes you fart? The drunker you get, it makes you fart so that, like, if you're getting too drunk, your friends and or girlfriend or girl you're hitting on will send you home because you're stinking the joint up. Yeah, it's a punishment. Or if you're farting too much, it gets you drunk. It makes you hammered. If you start farting too much, it doesn't matter whether you're at work, out at the bar. If you're farting too much, it makes you hammered.

It's like that guy whose body has auto brewery syndrome. Have you heard of this? No. His body turns sugar into alcohol in his body. And so he's like, if I have a sugar cookie, I black out. Can you pull this guy up? He's like, it's- That I would invest in.

That I think would be a good idea. That as like a shot you can take. That's like the- Yeah. That's like any sugar- It turns cookies into alcohol. Okay. Auto brewery syndrome.

Yeah. So in his- That's like a fucking, wait, me. That's what I, I think I get that every Friday at five. meet me the second happy hour begins auto brewery that's awesome abs amaze me yeah i have abs that's a t-shirt we could sell them if i had abs i said yes auto brewery syndrome Auto brewery syndrome is what I get the second my flight lands in Milwaukee.

You know we're going to Milwaukee? That's real. It's a real thing. Willie and I are doing Midwest month. I'm going to Milwaukee, Chicago, Cleveland, and Detroit. They're going to run you out of there. One week. We're going to run them out of there.

I'm going to run them back in. It's going to be a different city by the time we leave. I'm going to run them back in and say, I'm staying. You're going to herd them like cats. I'm going to hurt them like cats. Okay. Okay. Okay. Should we do This Guy Rocks? All right, Jack, I brought you a This Guy Rocks.

Great. So basically what we do is we show a guy that rocks that we found on the internet. Okay. I'll give you your pick. I brought two. Okay, great. You can either have the guy who is developing... It's an update on a previous This Guy Rocks who's developing superpowers because he keeps spraying dog medicine on his hands. Let's go.

Or let me see what the other one is. It's like when Ray Lewis did deer antler spray. exactly it's literally exactly like that or you can see uh a group of kids who are not in high school who are going to the prom uh i'm really excited about the first one to be honest okay this is jack's this guy rocks i also know a bunch of videos this is an update oh this is on his behalf yeah this is an update on our guy who this is like pause this immediately and i mean immediately so this is day 920 of spraying dog medicine on my hands to make them tougher yes so the experiment started out as he wanted to have as tough of hands as possible yeah and now he's

developing he's realizing he's developing superpowers so the last time we checked in on him this is year three i want to say it was in the like 600s and he could he was making tinfoil levitate with his hands do you remember that now he can just watch it actually he'll explain it pretty well 9 20 is spraying dog medicine on my hands oh my god this is burning things with my thoughts there's just a terrible pitch black sensory nightmare towards the end of this video he can set things on fire with his mind he's not for pussies by the way i was able to levitate aluminum foil for a couple seconds today but i kind of ran out of energy now watch me punch this watermelon oh my god i mean he's he's turning into a superhero before as a vitro the hand spear i've

You do not want to be on the receiving end of the handspear. Oh, God. This is someone's father. I don't think he's fertile anymore. I think he's sprayed so much dog medicine on his hands he can't. Oh, my God, dude. He's so locked in. It's completely taken over his mind.

I mean, yeah, he fucking rocks. That's exactly what he said. Listen to that. he's genuinely peter parker so here's the thing what is going i understand like that maybe he can like squeeze things so hard they set on fire now the other stuff seems like it's just has nothing to do with his hands yeah the setting stuff on fire with his mind it's transferring it's like it's like when spider-man got the spider right when his brain the dog this is when he's in his venom phase yeah it's made its way all the way up his body the i still even i know he can't do it

right like logically it's impossible for him to set those things on fire he can't do it but we're watching it happen i don't know how else he would do it well yeah and what's also the question that's coming to my mind is like how much of him is the him before the dog medicine and how much of him is just the dog i think the dog medicine is using his body as a vessel to exercise what it's always been capable of yeah it's like that fish that parasites inside the other fish and becomes a Yes, exactly. You know, you could use some dog medicine as your dog. That's fucked up.

Yeah, that's actually really not fun. Wait, why? Didn't he just get hit by a car? So, like, the medicine would help him. He's dead. Well, maybe the medicine will bring him back. Come on. Have a little...

This guy, I think, could bring... If your dog... If my dog got run over by a car and the vet was like, there's nothing we could do, I think I'd go to this guy. You look at Brian and think this would help him? No, no, not the dog medicine. This guy, I think he could... I mean, he either brings him back to life or he sets him on fire with his mind.

It's a risk I'm willing to take. Are you getting Brian from this guy? Wait, what? Imagine getting Brian. Is that a thing? Like, she gave me crazy Brian last night. Did you get any Brian last night? Your friend that sucks.

I've only ever seen him online. Dude. Guy who you didn't invite out. Well, he could break your jaw. I couldn't find it. He could pull your jaw out of your hand. I couldn't fucking find it. Let's just do our drafts.

All right. Do you want to tee it up, Willie? Yes, I would love that. All right. Ready? Ready? These are more slang words that don't exist. grave when you need to put something to rest you'd be like grave that don't talk about it anymore

that is really good thank you how about this no wiggle that's like if if no no wiggle this freaks me out no you say like no wiggle if you mean like this is like set in stone like i can't have i can't have you changing up on me last time it's like yeah all right we're leaving at six o'clock no wiggle i like that i actually do like that you after the context i like it a lot no wiggle i thought it was going to be like a pervy no i mean it's like no wiggle room basically but it's like a chill way to say it i like it it's like we all right 8 a.m sharp we're out the door no way no wiggle what about uh if you're talking about the city of toronto you call it the six came up with that i think that i like that i like that i actually don't think that would work

why well yeah okay it was just maybe turn it on ahead call it nine you just thought of that i actually haven't been able to hear you this whole episode so if that tied into what you were saying that's a miracle uh beacon when someone's talking too much like quit beacon i like that uh 4k that's like all right you get like if someone's like all right does that all make sense you got it 4k 4k like i got in 4k i see that yeah yeah what about um the clam so like if you're going to drink somewhere it's like it's on me i actually kind of like that like just your local bar calling it the clam yeah no i think that'd be great yeah you'd be like oh you want to get clam tonight yeah yeah no listen to me up we're not asking if we're gonna get clam

yeah we ripping clam tonight yeah i think we're going clam tonight all right rinse to start something over so if you're like working on a project you can go uh let's rinse and think about it a different way i like that sick uh i liked it swipe this is if someone proposed an idea you don't want you don't like just swipe like should we go to the clam swipe you don't yeah you can even hit them with it's like all right what do you guys think a movie night swipe guy who wants to study or something nerd you went to college right yeah that's awesome it's crazy can we all take a second thanks not on the notable alumni list but whatever are you not yet no your college has real notable your college has reels right don't they went to reels college yeah you went

to reels yeah when do you think the reels riz party will be could be us yeah i don't know we good to start it reels is so nuts it's you just scroll scroll scroll all right guys thank you for listening jack thank you for coming on i was saying something about reels i was gonna say that could be another slang word you could say that's so reels when it's like the fucking best thing and it saved your life yeah like are so so grateful to exist yeah like it literally saved my life yeah uh you jack martin is starring in not suitable for work it comes out on june 2nd on hulu which jack as you mentioned you can uh sign up for as a bundle with espn and disney plus i believe so true and uh would you like to tell us anything about how the season ends um or starts

or is is it's it's it's a good time angus is in it yep and we play roommates and hopefully it's funny for you guys yeah yeah can you tell us anything else or is that uh do they tell you Like, these are things you can and can't talk about? Is that why there's someone here watching this? Well, the whole point of the show is to be funny, so I don't really know how to describe something that's supposed to be funny. I'm doing a horrible job of pitching this. Yeah, well, I like it.

You're going to get a real call that's like, you're not allowed to do this. Also, Chris Rock slapped the Oscar. Brian's dead. Chris Rock. It's about Murray Hill. You know about Murray Hill. Yeah, yeah. I have a bunch of friends that moved there.

Yeah, okay. After college. It worked in finance. I feel like it'll be very... Yeah, it's like finance bro, like that kind of world. Very fun. Yeah. Well, I am very excited to watch.

I actually can't... Genuinely, the fact that you and Will are starting it is going to be so fun. We're so excited. We loved it. Yeah, we lived together and we shot it. I mean, we've seen it all and we genuinely really like it. That's great. I've heard good things.

Binder said she somehow watched it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Said it was great. That's great. That's awesome. I didn't know that. We got the binder stamp. The binder stamp.

It's the Mindy Kaling show, too. Mindy Kaling show. So if you love The Office, if you love Never Have I Ever, if you love Sex Lives of College Girls, you will love this show. Yeah. That's good. It's like the post-grad chapter. Well, you love College Girls, right?

I love you. This is like The Office, and you're like. Are there going to be any College Girls? Is there going to be a Kevin sort of chilly moment? Yeah. So we call it the KC standard, and you try to have at least one KC per ep. Right. That's great.

Have you seen that where Kevin Chili spills all over the office? And it's like the floor's soaked, and Pam's like, fuck. Yeah. And Oscar's like, oh, I'll be with the senator. I can't, you know what I mean? And it's like, okay, he wasn't supposed to spill the chili. No, it's like he was supposed to bring that for everyone to eat. No, don't spill it.

Everyone talks about it. It's like their favorite moment of the show. i'm like uh yeah not for anyone who was there that day who wanted chili yeah imagine having to clean that up it's a nightmare yeah and what was toby doing and toby was like oh all right i'll be in the annex my with my all right and the episode like midway through that all right thank you peace guys thank you guys thanks so much for having me on i've i've been so excited to come on the spot we're proud of you too you're like a movie star now yeah okay what the heck what the back i love you so much we're gonna show on hulu soon let's go it's all about college girls

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