Will & Rusty's Playdate - Trapdoor Laundry with Liam Cullagh

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

Will and Rusty are joined by their good friend Liam from the Almost Friday Podcast. The guys share heist stories, pitch their best ideas to Mr. Cullagh, and draft video games and sayings that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO https://mugsyjeans.com/ FOR 20% BACK ON YOUR FIRST ORDER OF DAMN-COMFORTABLE CLOTHING RIGHT NOW. FREE SHIPPING AND FREE RETURNS. (00:00) Intro (02:35) Rusty Sh*t his Pants (09:16) The Denver Airport (13:52) Pitch Submissions (18:31) Heisting (29:18) Rusty’s Pool Boy Era (32:03) Mugsy Jeans (33:23) Pitches (43:07) Video Games that Don’t Exist (58:30) Sayings that Don’t Exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 15? 16? 15. Episode 15. We're back. We got a special guest today, Mr. Liam Cullough. Hi guys, thanks for having me. Thank you. Our first guest that I don't have diarrhea during. Yes, that's right. You don't have diarrhea during every day. Well, you didn't have diarrhea during 20P, did you? No, I didn't. But when Zach and Waleed came on, I was walking downstairs to go poop before the podcast,

and it was one of those ones where I was like, this is gonna be bad. and they intercepted me at the door and so i was like all right let's do it and then i was sweating the whole time and like stand like standing up and like had to like do stuff and will's looking at me like what is going on and then it ended and i sprint they were like let's take a picture and i just sprinted out of the room i thought he got like nervous because we had a guest on for the first time i couldn't speak i was like i was like that he was like a huge zach biona fan which i am which made it so much worse because they just thought i was like really awkward

and weird yeah they uh I was with them last week and they were like dude yeah we thought that

would be funny to come up with you know make our sayings look sillier and more stupid and all the comments were like

fuck these people they got ripped to shreds in our comments which is so funny because they were like guys that we've been watching forever

that we were like super excited to have like on our show and then they get our playdate fans are like fuck you idiots it was the first thing

Zach said to me i don't i don't i also don't think that they had seen like sayings before so they like didn't know what to do and then also were like let's do make him like extra silly like he did one that was just like one word yeah and it was uh it was it was a funny i mean we had a great time i think people enjoyed the episode but the people who were like loyal to the like the structure of it yeah not happy but uh this will also having you on will be big for all the people another common thing in our comments is like these guys like want to be almost friday they literally replicated the studio oh yeah like they think they think we made a separate studio yeah that looks like your studio

so they did dude uh who dude oh that's one diarrhea story hold on i'll get the bottom yeah yeah oh yeah i what'd you say another diarrhea guest no we only had one guest we We only had one guest. Well, we had Tony P, but that doesn't count because we weren't here. So you've had diarrhea one time. I've pooped my pants in front of Will twice. That's true. Do you remember when we were going to the Dodgers game last summer?

And this is the all-time funniest one. We're all going to the Dodgers game. Everyone meets at our house. Oh, God. And there's like six of us, and we're all waiting in the living room. We call an Uber. It's like 10 minutes away. So we're like, okay, we're all sitting there, blah, blah, blah.

One minute away. all right we should probably start heading outside but i'll be like oh i'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick two seconds later guys guys i shit my pants and he comes out of the he comes out of the bathroom just in his underwear like he had instantly taken all his clothes off and uh we had to go out and like tell the uber like oh wait wait wait and then he comes out he's like still buckling his belt as he gets and he had his shoes in his hand he got in the uber barefoot i remember that picture of you yeah there was a picture alongside there was a point uh so i was lying down on that like long couch and i like farted and i was like i was like that

one's like really lingering like around here and and sam barrett was like oh my god and i was like all right we should probably go check on this and then i went to the bathroom and it was it was not good there was one winter break where i did it twice i came home from poops in one winter break my parents were like what is what are we doing here yeah that's okay here's something to segue into something i just want i just want i'm gonna forget it i was eating a pumpernickel bagel yeah yeah what the fuck is pumpernickel i don't know i brought this up to you and then we just didn't we didn't talk about it anymore right and then me and billy had the same conversation i heard it in the i heard it across the office but i wasn't listening to so

it's like what why is there just a bread that tastes like a little weird so then i was like let me get into the bottom of this and then we were talking about how like what does pumper or nickel even mean like none of it makes any sense turns out we looked at the etymology it means devil's fart isn't that fun why is it but why do they make it it doesn't taste good it was made for peasants it was like it was like cheap and gross and they gave it to the peasants back in the olden days it was like lobster where it was like yeah it was like food for peasants that like slowly people started to be like isn't that crazy but they called it devil's fart because it was like shit food for the peasants the prisoners in maine until like very recently like within the

last like hundred years yeah we're like lobster yeah gross they were like they were like the they still are they still are delicious but they thought they thought they were like uh like the rats of the sea they are yeah they kind of are even if they're delicious you can't deny they're the rats of the sea title the episode rats of the sea yeah boom should we wait you guys think lobsters gross i thought no i love lobster delicacy it is now it wasn't i don't eat any seafood but yeah we both don't neither of us eat seafood i was at all did you didn't you have a seafood bisque with me like three days ago who was that oh that's my mom never mind the fuck i was it was in boston it was it was when willie and i was spending all that time together and i remember

someone passing it across the table to me and i guess for some reason will and my mom are entertained that's a crazy thing dude didn't you just have a seafood bisque with me i've never eaten seafood and i summered in cape cod dude you charleston lived in maine i spent my summers and how did you avoid seafood it's delicious why have you guys not tried it i've eaten i've tried every kind of seafood yeah every year i try like sushi nothing i tried i tried it it's a texture thing for me okay i think i can't eat eggs either what all right so we're slowly You just don't like slimy shit. I don't like shit in my mouth that I can't make sense of.

I guess. Yeah. That's why Will and I had to stop doing something together. What? Oral. Yeah. What did you say again? What were you thinking?

Oh, you're talking about cum. Remember when we were taking the online autism test in the car last year? I forget we were driving. Remember when we just kept missing that fucking exit to get to the subway? Yeah. and uh we were like oh this is so funny and then you got your score and you're like what the fuck and so i took it and i was like this is gonna be first question was like can you not eat some foods based on how they feel in your mouth and i was like all right those questions were stupid

though because it was like things that there was a guy who failed the autism no no i didn't i didn't fail it it's not you don't you don't fail because there wasn't a single question about it well no But, like, I feel like you can objectively say I'm not, like, I'm not, like, an autistic person. And that score. I don't think you can say that. Really? That score was, like. I mean, anyone can say that, I guess.

That score was sky high. And, like, I'm, like, a pretty, like, pretty functioning. It was 111. I remember it. Jesus Christ. Like, to put it in perspective, Tyler is a 109. Tyler is easily more than me. I mean, yeah.

I guess I don't really know, like, the definition. Maybe it's not a more or less thing. Tyler would cheat his answers though Because he likes being like an autistic Artist director guy Fuck you Tyler But I don't think that What's the max

I think the highest is probably like It was creeping up I bet it was like 200 or something Maybe yeah So who was the One of the girls in the office took it and got a 9 And everyone was like fuck you A 9

No it was like No, I want to take this. You would get a zero. No, I might do a solid. You would get a zero. Wait, you were going to say you might do well. What would be like well? I think I could see you putting up a solid 50, 60.

Yeah. I don't think you would be totally fine. She's always nervously eating little foods during our podcast. She's not nervously doing it. She makes lunch before the podcast and then eats it into the microphone. Well, not into the mic. Nah, I'm sorry. it's like the only

like for the audio listeners that's the only thing they know about Lauren yeah it's just we always talk about it she's eating dude Emily eats

all the time too and she brings in remember those plastic bowls they would eat cereal with with a straw built into it no

what she just sucks milk out of a bowl the entire time oh it's nuts does she bring that from home

I guess do you remember when Emily I used to watch before we like moved out here my like Liam and Angus

like content was like I would watch their podcast because I wasn't seeing them every day and i thought they didn't have a podcast oh oh you mean this past year like like a couple months ago oh okay and and for a while emily like didn't have a camera and like there were like rumblings about like it's coming soon and i was like that would that's gotta be so nerve-wracking to like

yeah have someone and i don't think there was anything bad because she's like normal looking but like imagine if she was just like a ghoul or something didn't they call you a ghoul in the comments someone called lauren no no someone called someone called lauren ghoulish but i don't think they meant appearance wise they meant like like in the way that you carry yourself have like a deeper voice and like someone commented and they were like she sounds so ghoulish there's something else too i was like oh shit i don't think you sound ghoulish you might have a ghoulish energy about you yeah i can see you a little mysterious i can see you perched on like a like a top of a skyscraper yeah i can see like like that why did they why did we stop doing that

those are so funny yeah oh like on the top of the building it's just like too expensive yeah i mean it's they're all they're so expensive they're like a million dollars uh over the denver airport that one's weird yeah don't get let's not get let's not get liam started on the weird videos he watches liam and i were in the denver airport and he went one way and we all went the other way and he was in like a different line and sent me this video and it was like a ghoul talking to him in the airport, like saying like weird shit. What do you mean? The end is coming.

Talking to you? I have the video somewhere. It's shocking. Was it supposed to be talking to you? Was it like an animatronic? I don't know. It was just like I watched it with my own two eyes. It was like the end is I'm not, like we're not. The Denver airport's like

I went one way and had to go it was one of the busiest days at the Denver airport in the last year. It was on the news. That's how busy it was in the line was a year or like a mile long Actually was a mile long in the fucking airport. That's why I was on the news and shit. It was Insanity for security. Yeah. Did you make that flight? Yeah, doesn't make any crazy. I made that flight anyways Nobody cares about travel. We were in the We were in the clear line

Like what you saw No, no, no. This one has literally... You haven't seen one of them speaking? I was just running with that. Oh, no. I did send you a picture of a gargoyle, but it was... I'm thinking of a different one, then.

There's a gargoyle in the... Look this up, Warren. There's a gargoyle in the Denver airport that is like, the end is near. Look up talking gargoyle Denver airport. Have you guys seen the TV show Slow Horses? You keep asking me this, and then we never... No, no, no.

And then we never, like... I've never brought it up. Really? I just brought it up for the first time last night. someone brought it up to me and then we what what is it it's it's like a it's like a spy thriller kind of gargoyle gargoyle in denver airport you would really like it yeah i i just started the third season apparently yeah also look at this guy different but look at this guy about like government conspiracy go to the go to videos chatty no no chatty gargoyle go back oh so this

is like an animatronic thing man i don't i i'm not positive that that's what is happening the word animatronic yeah i mean that's what what else you say i don't know if there's gonna be yeah look at him headquarters i mean you're telling me that's fucking animatronic it looks so real well it's it's not like what else is it it's what are you talking about he goes the end is near it's like they're they're just said welcome to illuminati headquarters yeah they're like leaning into the bit like they clearly put that yeah maybe that maybe that maybe they had a gargoyle and they were like caught on camera no one is supposed to see that they had a gargoyle and they were like, let's hide him in the only place

everyone, it would be too bold to hide him. They're like, we have to put him here because no one will believe him. No one will believe him. Alright, should we listen to some pitches? Anyways. Yeah, we can listen to some pitches. Alright, Lauren. Yeah, let's do it. Lauren, last week's were pretty

fucking brutal. Pretty bad. I hope you combed through these a little bit. I like that you qualified in the description of the last episode and said, in a rather strange episode. Lauren, Lauren was not given it was like

Lauren combed through and found the three strangest pitches and also Will and I were not feeling well. The lobotomy one shook me to my core. That one was actually maybe the best. We haven't been getting that many. We haven't been getting that many?

We gotta post more clips of pitches, I think. We're just yelling at Lauren on the podcast. No, I'm not. We gotta post more clips of pitches. That's on all of us. hey ghoul that's on all of us that we tell we hold i think that's definitely not on not on lauren yeah we tell lauren what to clip where'd you get this llb this llb isn't nice okay i'm on fire

let's jump in i'm so fucking hot but i'm not taking it off pitch submissions we're starting with brad willard there we go so he calls this the steelorama and he says so for some reason i wanted to arrange a heist of some sort just for fun but couldn't really think of anything then i thought what if you had an escape room but you're breaking in instead of out i'm thinking there would be a big paintball type arena with fake guards around employees and like some vault you got to get into you and your team get info on the layout of the map and how to bypass different locks you have a set amount of time to come up with the plan sneak into the vault and sneak out i also thought you could make it competitive by having multiple teams if you rush through your plan you get a

head start on breaking in but higher chance of getting caught and vice versa i don't know about you but that would be so much fun i'd pay so much to do that i am so in on this that's that's one of the better ones we've ever heard one of the better ones we've ever heard um i would love to just talk shop with that guy that guy that guy has big fucking plans what other ideas are you cooking up there will yeah does willard has he said yeah willard no that was the first yeah he's fucking ever tell you about my heist i did in college i was i love heists i mean i think we all do right and i was i had the opportunity to execute one where uh my i had rented a laptop from the school library and i'd like forgotten to return it and i got an email and it was like you owe the like

it's too late to return it you owe us a thousand dollars to replace this macbook i was like i'm not i don't have a thousand dollars like i'm not doing this so i figured out i i like went through the course reserves on the library website and figured out two books like they had like uh books that are right behind the librarian that aren't like off in the shelves there's like some class relevant ones so i figured out two that were on the far left side i sent two of my i wore a suit in case someone caught me so it seemed legit and i stole a name tag of an employee there off the wall and then i sent my buddies up to the two librarians that were working and they checked out two books that were on the far left side so it sent both librarians around to the left side while i snuck

through and put my laptop back into where all the laptops are stored and then snuck back out and then i left changed went back and i was like i got this bill for a thousand dollars but i returned that laptop and the lady was like wait let me see she's like oh yeah it's right here i am so sorry and waved it that's awesome isn't that awesome yeah it was like so detailed you ever heisted that's really impressive i've heisted i haven't heisted like that it's always funny talking to your buddies that went to like smarter schools than you and they're just doing cooler stuff like we were just like not like that never never crossed our mind to do anything like noteworthy at school you talk to you talk to kids that go to schools like wills and it's just like

yeah we like we like tricked yale into like putting up the have you seen like the harvard kids that like tricked yale into holding up like we suck or like vice versa no that's they like mapped out like oh we need to give the like the people in the seats like white or red squares and so when they held it up it said like we suck that's awesome yeah or like the

yeah but we never had we never had too many heists in college we had more schemes I mean my buddy stole a bunch of

workout equipment from the UMass football team there we go like weights and stuff it's a pretty sweet gym setup god that seems high risk where did

that's like he was shit faced when he did it oh god and then I'm trying to think I knew I knew the kid who got kicked out

or he suspended for a year because he blacked out broke into the dining hall and cooked an egg on the stove and he got he got caught like cooking an egg i uh i'm not gonna not gonna name names but you guys both know him when we were at when we were at rollins we're coming home from the bar and uh and he lived in the room across from me we like weren't like really that close yet but i was already home and he was coming back and he stole uh you know those like roman like statues like the like greek like the white ones where it's

like a you know like a like a like a bust yeah kind of and he to this day like doesn't really know how he got it back to his room and uh their coach basically sat everyone down and was like yes we got a we got some ring camera footage he was like i don't really know which of you guys it was but he's like i know it was you guys like you have to return this bust to these people and i don't know if they ever did but for like a couple weeks like in his dorm room there was like this elegant like greek woman where did he get it he's like it was it was like kind of a centerpiece of someone's like entryway to their house like on the way home from the bars it was like next to the sidewalk and there were two of them and like him and another lad that i'm not gonna name took

it home respect yeah all right i got one more high story all right let's hear it i think you know this you i probably told you both but uh it was this remain nameless who was involved in this but my high school football team was playing for the state championship and we were in the Dana-Farber practice center outside of Gillette. That means nothing. That felt like a sponsorship. No, that's just like shout-out Dana-Farber. That's where the Patriots practice.

So we were warming up in there, and all of the Patriots practice gear was just lying around, including a coat rack with travel jackets on it. That's it. And so my buddy goes up to this injured, he's not playing, goes up to the coat rack and just looks through and just sees this winter coat on the field worn winter yeah b belichick and the thing that's so sick bill belichick's winter jacket now it's mine yoink and then just they had duffel bags for equipment and shit and just started loading up

bags and uh they found out oh my god immediately yeah also everyone at school found out immediately because he wore it to school yeah and was walking around bragging about it uh did he get in trouble No, we just had to give it all back. That's it, though? Yeah. That's kind of sick. Yeah. Isn't that, like, after every Super Bowl, like, people steal shit?

Yeah, Brady's jersey. Well, it's that one, like, Mexican reporter, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough. This is just high school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, sir.

We forgot about how, we need to go back really briefly. What was his name? Brandon Willard? Brad. Brad Willard. I don't think that was one of my favorite pitches of all time. We didn't really touch on it, but it sounds like a blast. I like that you have paintball guns being incorporated, too,

where you could shoot the guard and you can go by force or you can try to be witty. It's like when you're trying to steal the fucking oil cart in Red Dead 2. I haven't seen that. All right, let's hear the second pitch. Pitch number two is from Delaney Jersh. EG. She says,

Pitch, hey boys, you ever lay in bed restless over the fact that we all have memories that we will never remember again this is the high life reel want a highlight reel of your high school years yes every hangout every hangout memory every random house party you went to and every joke made here you go blacked out last night here's a reel of the good memories of the night in detail disclaimer not meant to bring up the suppressed memories or to cause anxieties just highlights and good vibes so it scrubs through and it makes sure it's not so i i'm in a weird uh situation where i have like so much footage of me drunk like i walked in and tanner's just like tanner gets to watch my whole night from luke's point of view and like

the majority of it i'm like if i saw that guy i would not want to be or it's me like face melting this old lady with an air guitar and like it's it's funny for five seconds i there it goes on for 15 minutes and like i'm like trying to give her it yeah but i like that i don't know if i'd want to relive like all of it but i think a a quick like sizzle reel of of me doing some pretty cool stuff would be fun yeah i don't know if i i i feel like i remember the things i want to remember yeah i i would i wouldn't mind uh if we go earlier you know fifth fourth through seventh grade summers hanging out with my yeah my boy matt in the woods what what were we doing that's a good point i can't remember yeah i actually that for like early childhood stuff that'd be

beautiful like fun memories of playing with my dad in the yard and stuff i dude i i uh last time i was home for thanksgiving i just randomly smoked a joint was like i'm gonna go through my just old shit and yeah old bin of shit that i had rode in third and fourth grade and stuff and a bunch of old pictures that i never would have ever seen had i not gone in there yeah and the gems that i yeah like i found this short story i wrote in third grade about uh a samurai a boy a white boy training to be a samurai my dream at the time corked up white boy and the samurai master that i i had illustrated electric rough racist so racist and it's a third grader so i didn't i didn't we just recently found my brother had a drawing of the nativity scene

oh i saw this oh yeah i was at will's house when you found this wait when were you at my house uh before we went to boston oh that's right yeah my mom was like can you go get that picture sam wants us to bring it to him if he drew big big old boobs on mary like it was like a nativity scene that was like colored in yeah and the only thing he drew was like joseph's hair and mary's boobs yeah fuck he's going to hell i um i was telling i've already told liam this before but i don't think i've told you this story do you guys have those like boxes like with like your like trinkets and stuff like i have like photos and like weird like knickknacks yeah memory box and my buddy um uh was going through his and there was like a screw or something and i was

like what is that and he was like uh yeah when i asked out my this they were like in like middle school or something he asked out his girlfriend on this swing set and he went back and unscrewed one of the bolts and took it home and it was like it's an insane yeah i mean if you get married i guess that's cool but are they still together no they broke up in like high school but um crazy yeah it's just like it's like it doesn't seem like that was a part of the memory like i wouldn't see that screw and be like that was holding the whole thing together i went through mine and one of the better ones better things i had was uh there were all these beer pong balls with like dates on them and apparently it was like every party i threw in high school i forgot we would

do this we would write the date on one of the balls and put it and put it put it in there like it was cool it was like it was like it like had someone's like initials on it and it'd be like whoever like i don't know i was in like like ninth grade but it was fun i liked it it was fun i was like i wonder what that one was and i went my snapchat memories and looked up that date you're like oh that wasn't remember that was a fun one yeah that is fun mine mine are fine were you gonna say something no mine yeah no i thought of a christmas heist that jogged my memory tears in your eyes right now i was laughing about that too i don't think that's that stupid i'm just give you a hard time uh but my my buddies in high school one winter just decided to drive around

every weekend for about three months and slash a blow-up Christmas. What do you call those? Decorations, I guess? Yeah, like lawn ornaments. It's like diabolical. It was horrible. It's like ruining children's childhood. And I never went

because I was like, you guys, this is the one, I'm like, you guys are a piece of shit. This is where I draw the line. And they got caught, dude. They got just some, I forget how they got caught, but they got someone on camera and figured out who it was and then one day they're hanging out thinking shit's sweet

and my buddy just gets a knock at the door. He's like, I can't say the name. Over. All the parents found out. Was it like the cops or it was just like? No, it was the parents. Was he spreading these crimes out or were they just like all in your town? Dude, they were just around towns, just going around and doing it.

and I remember all the friends' parents speaking about how they couldn't believe that their Catholic school boys would do this, and I didn't do it, and they called my mom, and I was like, I didn't fucking do it. That's awesome. Wait, how did you prove you didn't do it? I was just, I was never there.

And no one implicated you? Yeah. You didn't get out by? Yeah. Why were they, like, who hurt them? Why were they that mad? No, no, no. The more you hear about Liam's childhood...

It was for fun. It was not an angry thing It's just like a weird No you guys did weird shit It was just like Driving around Hitting a mailbox Yeah I guess

No one actually does that Street signs or like No one actually did that My buddies did mailboxes But not Hit mailboxes Baseball No it was like

We'd do it on foot Like push them over There's a really funny One where it's It's another kid That I've definitely Like told the name It's one of the

Whatever And it's him running And the video starts it's just black you can like faintly see like the outline of a mailbox and then like i think he thought there was going to be less mail in it when he when he hit it it's like it was like this person had not checked their mail in like seven years it just goes everywhere and it went all the way forward and then all the way back and slapped him and threw mail like all over the street all right let's hear the final uh oh my god this is gonna be the longest episode ever right now

sorry no it's okay i think it's great yeah all right thank you delaney last one is from axel sites there we go seats it's a great name uh business idea pulio and he has been submitting this for like months on end and i feel bad that i've never actually read it wait like over and over again no we've been getting on multiple platforms and for some reason i just like all right we're ready though here we go okay have you ever been a little too boozed up and wanted nothing more than to take a dip into the pool or maybe you're hungover but it's your turn to watch the kids and make sure they don't drown that's where poolio comes in poolio is a drowning prevention system that ensures even your drunkest boys will be safe getting their feet wet poolio

has sensors on the bottom of the pool to detect drowning and if it's triggered the the bottom of the pool rises up like a strainer raising the body of the drowning to the air where they can finish their nap it's honestly it's not a horrible idea it's not really solving a problem i've ever had yeah i guess yeah i guess that that's my that's kind of where i land as well as like it would prevent a lot of like children deaths um yeah it just seems like wait it doesn't drain the pool though right no it just lifts the bottom i was picturing like the floor came up and just like like flooded your lawn no it's just like a straight yeah that's what i was pictures yeah i forgot about the water i thought it would just be a net that would just go

yeah i think that's what he's saying although it's probably more solid but yeah i guess that's a good i think that's like a would save lives yeah yeah it has to wait for them to be on the bottom though or dogs no it has a sensor okay yeah i mean as a as a pool boy As a former pool boy I could tell you that would fucking You were a pool boy? For two summers I had my own truck You didn't know this?

I know this Have you never shared the video of that guy fucking Doggy paddling? Oh my god I think about this video all the time It's so funny Gotta pull it up, we'll play it on the Pod for video only listeners

Okay, the caption I'm gonna slag it to you The caption is why he swam like that Okay, oh good This is a video I took second to brian so i am did any of you guys have pools growing up yeah no you haven't your house no my buddy did and i would go did you never swim in your pool uh my buddies did i i i would i would sit around it i would uh my buddy bigo would sleep in our pool house during the summer and so i would

sleep there with him sometimes and what's going on in his life sleep with uh we would just like get drunk and like this was like we were like like very anti-drunk driving so he would just sleep at our house got it good for you guys um all right i slacked it to brian yeah yeah okay yeah wait wait let me give let me give context let me give context so he so basically there's there was the the light at the head of the pool like went out and it's like a pretty easy fix right easily could have done this without getting in the pool and just insisted on is this a co-worker this is my co-worker got it who uh there was some other stuff going on with him but yeah that's it i think about that video twice a month it's a graceful as hell

it's so fucking so what he what he was doing was was why he's swimming like that um that was also the coldest pool i've ever touched and he just stripped he was also this is the first pool we went to so he was soaking wet for the rest all right would you always travel around with like so i had to go with this guy because my friend john o'connor quit and fucked me and john was this guy's assistant and i had my own truck because it was my second year and then john quit and i had to go back with this guy and it wasn't this guy's fault he was actually funny to be around but it was just so such long hours that i texted our boss the next day john and i were drinking wine at my house and i was like i'm quitting and i texted the guy and i was like i

i can't commit and he just goes don't do this to me man like if one more guy quit like it was like they were everyone was fucked and so did he talk you out of it no i kind of fucked my boys damn Alright, should we pitch each other? Alright, thanks for the submissions, peeps Alright, elephant in the room I've got new jeans My second pair of jeans ever So you can't make fun of me for only having one pair

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free returns on every single order so the only risk is never knowing how great they truly are guys check out mugsy they're awesome back to the episode my hands probably slime let's pitch each other i don't know i sweat my hands someone told me it was clammy well your your your sweaty hands cancel out my driest hands in the world oh there we go and that is why we have a podcast that's why we have a podcast together i don't know all right oh i got them all right we got you got a business pitch no i got i got i went to bed after i did sayings and all right well do you want to are our pitches? Yeah, we'll pitch you. You're Mark Cuban and

Damon John. Did you say Damon? That's his name. Isn't it Damon? No, there's a D at the end. Cool. Damon. Alright. On my pitch. Cool. I got no problem with that. Trapdoor laundry.

Alright. Trapdoor laundry. Trapdoor laundry. Your whole room is a trapdoor. You can just toss your laundry on the floor and then when you leave your room and just click a button floor opens up collects all your laundry and seals right back up what happens yeah what happens like your bed no it's only it's it's like a designated like it's like an open section of your floor and you can just toss your shit on the what if like the what if like your cats walking around in your room i don't have cats it just gets washed

yeah your dog just comes out clean no i don't think it even necessarily washes it it just stores it too too cute too cute and with idea yeah i think you're trying to be too cute right now All right, you ready? Go ahead. Ready for a real one? Ready for a real man's pitch? Yeah. NFL lottery.

So after you become a sophomore in college, you are now – there's one team in the league that is just average Joes, and you're eligible for the draft once you're past a sophomore in college, and you have to serve for one year, and then it's just a new batch of guys every year, and you get to watch these like – You ever wondered what would happen to normal guys? They die.

People would die. No, I'm not even kidding. People would die. Left and right. Okay, so in this scenario, they don't die, but they do get, like, really hurt. Okay. If Miles Garrett... Did you see him pick up that helmet the other day against the Steelers, and everyone was

like, whoa! Who did? Miles Garrett picked up a Steelers helmet, and the last time he did that, he fucking bashed Mason Rudolph. Yeah. Yeah. All right, what do you got, Willie? All right, I've got hamster coffee.

It's, like, you know how hamsters drink out of the little thing? It's like one of those next to your bed. That was cute, Lauren. No, I'm just picturing... Not that. I'm just picturing hamsters doing that. You love this. No, I had hamsters growing up,

and they were the cutest little guys. Of course you had hamsters. No, but... Isn't that crazy? I just found that out. I taught one of them to climb up the stairs. You taught them to what? I taught one of my hamsters to climb up the stairs.

How small were your stairs? No. How high could this hamster jump? How small? No, they were just like normal stairs, but they had carpets, so I would take my finger, and he would follow my finger up the stairs.

How do you go up the side? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He would walk on walls? No, he would cling onto the carpet and go up. Was your hamster Tom Cruise? Yeah, I guess. One time we lost Maria Waterfield's hamster. Who's Maria Waterfield?

Maria Waterfield was our neighbor across the street, and she went out of town, and she left it in my sister's care. And one morning the hamster was gone, and we were all like, oh, my God. But my mom never wanted to have him in the first place, hates animals, especially rodents. So it was like a whole pact. it's like nobody tell mom that we lost the hamster maybe your mom actually did yeah your mom

have you seen those memes where it's like me when my friend hands me their hamster and it's someone like it's like uh like john carlos stanton like throwing a baseball um i would yeah yeah so what's hamster coffee oh well i was also going to say that then that dinner we did roses and thorns at dinner you ever do that yeah like my mom was like the obamas do What's your rose and thorn? It's like your rose and thorn of the day. And I accidentally was like, my thorn is when we lost Maria's hamster. And everyone was like, and then I panicked and I went, and my rose is when we found it.

Did you guys find it? No, no, no. We never found it again. What did you tell Maria? It's presumably dead in my house somewhere. I don't know. We told her exactly what happened. But it was more, I was more scared of my mom than Maria.

I mean, that was my sister's thing to deal with. You know what? I think it probably got out and it's probably living some. It's probably living the, living the high life. It's probably got bitten in half by a fox. hamster coffee is up it's up by your bed and it's just like in the morning when you wake up you need like i feel like i need that first bit of caffeine to get me out of bed and get the day going so it's just like a little nozzle that you can lean over can you put anything in it yeah that'd be imagine

like waking up hung over and there's uh glacier freeze gatorade in there bingo or a mimosa yeah this morning i this morning i woke up and i had put a glass of ice water next to my bed and i've I literally, like, thanked myself. What were you getting into last night? No, no, it wasn't from a hangover. I was like, I wasn't feeling very well. I had seven beers last night also. You had seven beers?

What? With that guy? No, me and my roommate. No, no, no, no. This was in my, this was in the confines of my own home. Me and Ty Stimmel watched one, watched two episodes of One Trail and I had seven beers. That is, yeah, respect.

I'll come back to that later. What did you say? We'll come back to that later. Oh, yeah. All right. One Trail. I got, oh, are you a Montreal guy? You put, well, I told you I hadn't seen it since high school,

but after watching that episode with you in Boston. Oh, yeah. I, uh. It's fucking, it's a great show. It's involved in one of my things. Okay, awesome. I got the time travel camera. So, um, you can take a picture of anything, right?

And then you plug in a date, and it'll show you what that frame looked like during any time. So, example, take a picture of the ocean, 1713, Golden Age. piracy and you would see you would see like ships looting each other and shit take a picture of the empire state building and type in 1930 the empire state building was built you would see it like halfway up that is awesome did you memorize those for this yeah i knew those off the top of my head you knew the golden age of piracy i will i would yeah i knew that i will say autism test is making more sense i will i will say i will say i looked up i looked up the empire state building one i've

listened to enough podcast about pirates that i'm well aware that i never for a second doubted you knowing the golden yeah that's true all right well i had telescope glasses which are just like i feel like they should just like have like on your glass you should be able to just turn a knob and just see stuff yeah like if you can use a telescope why not just have that built into some glasses yeah it's like that would be a no-brainer for like sightseeing and shit like you go you go to the grand canyon or the peeping toms peeping mostly i think people aren't peeping the same way they used to people used to be in trees peeping that's crazy they would climb into trees and peep i think on what like on like their neighbors like they would climb in the trees and

like with binoculars like be like is that crazy no one's doing that anymore no did people used to do that a lot like the 50s that was in the 50s i was running before internet porn dude yeah there was way more get the fuck out of that was the golden era of peeping yeah the 50s and what a wild name such a 50s name to keep things on yeah a predator i mean a peeping tom it's like you know it's like doesn't sound that bad a sneaky sam you raped five women yeah no peeping toms look they don't touch they just look okay it's all thrill for them uh yeah i mean that was what that was 20 years after they built the empire state building so i guess did you uh did you what did you just pitch i already forgot telescope glasses you and i sometimes will be like on very similar

tracks and then you'll take a hard left and i'll take a hard right yeah i had one the other day that it was a telescope that you pointed someone it would show them it would show you how they would react if you killed yourself jesus yeah i just you're right now i just i was i was just you ever see someone not kill yourself but just die like if you if you're like i wonder how that yeah i think about that sometimes all the time i want i would love to watch my own funeral i wonder if i'd get a grid post on the main page um no we were having this debate it was actually about jerry if jerry died does he get a post on friday beers yes like main page like jerry cannot yeah he'd get a main page post and then we just like add to our story and then the next thing after

that would be like rusty ranking tennessee me after um all right i got i got secret service earpieces for everyday use so you'd like be at the bar and like all your boys are on the same radio frequency you'd be like where you guys at like i'm i'm in the bathroom you guys want to you guys want to go to the next bar dude that's awesome that would actually be so fun and then also it's like a great conversation starter like last time i saw a guy with one was at the kings game that i was telling you about and i had to go up and ask him about it yeah if you see a guy with a little clear like the curly thing you're like it's fucking sick i knew like girls in college that got all got walkie talkies and they were yeah that's like way more like no that's

funny though it's funny but it's like if you're talking to someone and it's in their pocket They're not going to hear you Yeah I just want to be able To do this Yeah It's always the middle finger With the whole hand still up

You'd never do this It's Yeah Clear Clear Clear Alright No that sounds fun

Those are Those are our pitches Those are our pitches Should we draft Those were good Who would you Who would you invest in more Me or Willie

You Yeah Sorry dude Alright You're trying to be Why are you trying to be so cute man That's just his thing That's just who he is

Act like you give a fuck Alright, today we have Sayings that don't exist And video games that don't exist Liam, you're the guest Which one do you want to do first? Video games or sayings? Wait, we're only doing three sayings, by the way

Yeah, well, because there's three of us So, nine sayings Let's do, uh Let's do Well, it's also, for the record I had five Both of you guys wanted to do three I only did three

Me too Oh, wait, sayings? Yeah I might have done five Uh I can't crank them out like I used to be able to You did You guys are doing too many an episode

I know It's insane There's no Like you're gonna do these For a long time I know Like we have to put like Hours and hours of prep

In every episode You gotta just Cut those numbers down I mean it's good It's fun It's fun I know It's the best part of my week

It is the Yeah Alright do you wanna do Sayings or video games Firstly Video games Alright we have Video games

That don't exist Um okay Here's one It's Do we need names For them too Whatever you want Video games

Yeah I mean Yeah Oh like naming the game opposed to what just describing I don't know I guess either one

is fine I don't know why you fucking asked this is called he's too old to be walking that dog it's an action RPG game where you play

an old guy who's really struggling to walk his young dog his young dog is too rough on him and he's pulling it he's pulling him way too hard

and he keeps saying slow down and he's just ripping like the dog's gonna tear his arm off his fucking body you're just an old guy

So the game is just, like, you, like, press a button to, like, pull him in tighter or something? Yeah, but it's hard. His center of gravity is, like, slowly creeping forward. It's a young dog. He doesn't listen. He's excited. The squirrel runs by. Your character dies.

How do you win? I don't know. You don't. You don't. It's, like, a duration game. It's, like, Flappy Bird. There's no, like, real goal. It's just, like, how long do you last?

When I was in Amsterdam, there was the oldest man I've ever seen walking the cutest dog I've ever seen, and it was wearing a vest, and it had, I forget the name. was like a very european name like fritz or like franz or something and the dog like could you could tell the dog knew like i can't push this guy too hard like it was just like trotting by his side and then would stop and wait for him to catch up and then trot like five feet more it was adorable that is kind of cute all right what do you got willie i've got the rainforest cafe simulator you own and operate a rainforest cafe and business is struggling so you have to keep the keep the clients impressed and you're not impressing anyone at the rainforest cafe that's i love this yeah

yeah that's pretty much it i guess everyone we went to the rainforest cafe and we went to the rainforest cafe at niagara falls and dude we had a romantic evening it was a lovely evening a blast when were the two of you in niagara we had to be in buffalo for a bills game last yeah like september and we like it was the night we got in it was like the only night we didn't have anything for work in buffalo and i was like come on we gotta go to niagara falls i was all in yeah yeah we're here and so we we ubered to niagara 45 minutes to niagara falls went to the rainforest cafe got kind of drunk there and then just went to the we bought we bought high noons at the liquor store yeah and just got shit facing you can drink outside at the niagara falls

we did we just smoked weed and walked around yeah and that kid i met outside of the niagara falls became like a friend really yeah brian you remember that guy that was like playing cornhole outside or outside of rainforest cafe yeah yeah oh yeah yeah like he came and visited me in boston like we still talk every once in a while he came and visited you or he was in boston he like came to one of our events to like hang out with me and stuff we bought toys from the rainforest cafe yeah like little like dinosaurs with heads when my uh my most like swiped up you ever like posted just like a fucking heater on your snapchat story and like i like never post them either so you get like a bunch of swipe ups and you're like okay like i i compared to yesterday

i'm now snapchatting like 40 new people yeah i was at niagara falls and i posted a snapchat and said more like viagra falls and uh let's just say that was a hit it was a hit have you seen those people that those people that photoshop their kids so it looks like they're standing on the railing at niagara falls and they send it to like the other parent yeah get him down from there um we also went to that jazz festival there was a jazz festival that day it sounds awesome wait a question about reinforced cafe were there like a lot of people in there i mean why is it still open dude i think the one in niagara falls is probably like their flagship location like That's peak demographic overlap.

I forgot what we were trying to do in there. We were trying to make a video in there. We were trying to get a picture. Oh, we have our picture. Oh, yeah. It's actually a hysterical picture. We asked the bartender to take pictures of us. Yeah, we'll find those.

I wonder if there's one in LA. There definitely is. All right, I got Quidditch 2K24. That sounds fun. It's a MyPlayer style, so you start at Snagglebrook, which is like a neighboring wizard college and like they're kind of like a like a mid-tier program and you're like the first big recruit they've ever gotten and you train and like upgrade like a my player style thing and then uh eventually you go and play like the hogwarts

all-star that would be a fucking blast yeah wouldn't that be so fun there isn't a quidditch video game is there uh there might be one of those like indie ones but no one's doing it the way i'm envisioning you play it in hogwarts legacy or whatever uh yeah like very briefly i don't i think it's more of like you can like fly there i don't think that i don't think there are actual matches but you can like fly and like dick around that's fantastic yeah that sounds awesome thank you um new madden game mode uh it's it's the same as franchise mode except once a game you can sub than a kid with special needs at running back and get a free touchdown.

That's great. Like the spring game, like when they put the... Jesus Christ. You ever seen that old guy for Kansas in like cargo pants, like punch one in? No. He had one more step. If he didn't, he was so close to not being able to do it.

It's just him in cargo pants and he runs the ball. It is kind of OP. All right, what do you got, Willie? I have Night at the Museum. I think that would be a really fun video game that would be the like the movie

yeah like you're Ben Stiller and you're the main character and like the animals and stuff are coming alive and I just feel like there'd be so much

opportunity for like like on one hand you're fighting a dinosaur but on the other hand you're like appeasing the queen yeah that's gotta exist

on like DS I feel like that would be a very there'd just be there's so many different things that could happen in a museum

like there'd be all sorts of very different quests oh that was like my favorite movie at United Museum one of them so fun to watch yeah it was kind of scary

no the part when they like disintegrated the um what were they the mummy no those guys they watched the end of the hallway the terracotta warriors yeah whatever that is of course you have that one ready to go oh yeah the largest

buried army in the history of the world and I'm the nerd no is that like the 300 Chinese statues yeah oh that's a real thing yeah yeah yeah okay yeah isn't that what they were yeah i don't know i just haven't seen them i if that's wrong then i'm gonna really sound like a bozo um all right i got insider trader you're like a first year analyst at some investment bank and in order to move up in the ranks you have to discreetly commit financial crimes without

getting caught and then if you um if you do get caught you have to like serve out a real sentence and now it's like a whole new video game where it's like you're the only white guy in this like max prison and like they want that ass and they want it bad and you gotta like you gotta like do shit to like you gotta stab people you gotta like maybe like submit a little bit and then one white chocolate white chocolate lindell truffle to go around and daddy's got a sweet tooth all right what do you got call of duty but the whole campaign is through the pov of mike beach a marine trying to readjust civilian life after getting home from his third tour in iraq uh so you're just like pretty much

coaching your daughter's soccer team mostly and then you become a cop at the end okay i like it you take it out on like does it like you can do whatever you want do you have like flashbacks and stuff just like not really is you're just trying to adjust to not being in a constant state of an adrenaline rush and you got to like give a fuck about getting the right type of milk for your family yeah when you were trying to sit you were previously you know watching your friends die yeah no that sounds like a blast all right i've i've got hunger games the video game i mean that feels like a no-brainer why doesn't that exist already that'd be such a blast that's great no it's not the same thing this is like a this is a day long i don't know kind of i guess i feel

like fortnite did a hunger games thing yeah but it's not as what will's envisioning is this is a longer thing it's like a campaign yeah like like you're one player i don't even know if necessarily the other people are like other real people but it's like you're a player and you start and you have to like go to the cornucopia and like yeah or like try to build you know alliances and shit or you what district you guys be in uh you can pick your district but it's like that's kind of adjust the level of difficulty. No, I'm saying what district would you guys be in?

I mean... I feel like I'm like a seven guy. I feel like I'm middle of the pack. I'm like 12, probably just because I'm like a rugged hero. Which one is Rue? I do not remember the premise.

Rue's like eight, maybe. There's a... No, Rue is... You don't remember the premise of the Hunger Games? Well, not like in depth. It's like Fortnite. Why would I know about Fortnite?

It's like... I don't even want to get into it. It's a battle royale. All right. i got but i want to be realistic to the hunger games yes yep i got odysseus's quest sick uh you can play it's a gta style game and you can play as uh odysseus zeus or penelope yep and um you basically it's like the same events that happen in the odyssey but you can like roam the map so they will happen in different orders and you have to like sick encounter these things and figure it

out and it's fucking fun dude just like open world ancient greece would be a blast yeah let's fight in Cyclops in a cave yep pretty sweet yep I actually my next one

has Percy Jackson no that'd be fun too actually it's not a Cyclops this is similar to

one you said Will it's just a One Tree Hill VR game you can be whoever you want and go through

the seasons from their perspective they are adding a cowboy Lucas Scott skin in the next DLC that's so fun they also have

a shirtless Lucas Scott yeah I don't know who that is it's cool is that Chad Michael Murray

yeah I was texting with uh you know who the no sex with a girl i was texting with i was texting with uh with an ex-girlfriend last night and she was like what are you doing i was like i'm watching one tree hill and she said uh chad michael murray was my crush growing up and now i hate chad michael right um all right what do you got liam um i've got christmas spirit it's your your santa oh you have to deliver all the presents before the end of christmas but it starts like a few weeks before christmas so you got to oversee the production keep your elves in line um you have to

oversee the reindeer games and then you got to draft your reindeer squad so i mean honestly you can go with rudolph but it's like maybe it's smarter to just keep him as the exile and you gotta plan your route accordingly and you gotta stop by each house perfect you have to kiss mommy um it's like yeah kiss mommy yeah well because yeah i saw a tweet this morning that was like santa never goes to the next house he just fucks off like 80 miles away like he'll land at one house go in there and then just like fucking like he neglects the whole neighborhood all right i up mounting everest um you start at like base camp on everest and on your way up you encounter all these different problems so like one of your one of your people runs out of oxygen you're like

fuck do we take them back down or just like let them die or like and then you would get like there's more unrealistic stuff like you'll run into like a yeti you have to like fight it off and it's it's it's kind of it's almost it's like there are some high energy moments but for the most part it's kind of like remember what i got really into flight simulator yeah it's like kind like that it's like a relaxing like all right let's like just like see what everest looks like on its way up and then everyone's like oh fuck yeah yeah you're low on oxygen yeah you gotta take it from your sherpa and push him off the side of that kid that disagrees with his autism score remember when i got really into flights across canada in a volvo destination vancouver turn left

to leave travel west through approaching continue toward you've arrived adventure and comfort with volvo whether you prefer gas plug-in hybrid or fully electric there's a volvo for everyone Learn more at volvocars.ca I used to take a water plane Like down to the Keys And I would find islands that like no one lived on And I would just hang out over there It was fucking so fun

That does sound fun Horror zombie survival game But your character breaks his glasses Two seconds in And the screen is blurry for the rest of the story It's like really scary That would be terrifying painful that's everyone's worst nightmare with glasses is that there's a zombie apocalypse and

break your glasses yeah yeah my buddy shane's terrified of that yeah do you guys neither of you guys have to wear contacts no you have to wear contacts right no your glasses are blue light yeah yeah do you no no one here does we all got 2020 vision nice good for us i do have a i do have an astigmatism do you guys ever like driving at night sometimes i like actually can't see anything i'm like so scared to drive that sounds like i have 2020 but i like went to the eye doctor and they're like oh you can get glasses to like slightly help i'm dead wait what did he say yeah my brother sam he has that he does and he would never wear his glasses there's always a good point of contention with my mom all right what do you

got rid of his car um i've got a snail's journey you and these snails every fucking episode dude he brings up snails every episode he's obsessed granted I bring up like wizards rightfully so but this is

it's a campaign but it's just like the tasks are just so like like the whole thing takes place and what have we looked up

how long snails travel they can move like 30 yards in a day yeah it's like painstakingly so that's just it

that's actually a lot for a snail yeah for us that'd be like I've never for how big they are I've never moved the human proportion

of that in one day yeah so it's just a campaign that takes fucking forever it's it's really the checkpoint's like six inches that way yeah fuck god it's gonna take all night um all right i got wario kart so it's like a it's mario kart but it's like the darker side and it's all from wario's point of view and like you kind of slowly start rooting for wario because you're like he's like kind of gotten the shit end of the stick like mario's not that much better people just think that mario's bad because he wears a dark color, and Mario wears

light colors. But in reality, Wario's not that bad. Wah. Wah. Wah. Waluigi. Um, you know they're not, like, I always thought they were like their evil cousins. They're just, they're rivals. There's no, there's no relation. Between Wario and Waluigi? No, no, between Wario and Waluigi and

Mario and Luigi. Like, like, they're not related. They're just rivals. Are Wario and Waluigi related? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Duh. Alright, that was video games that don't exist. should we do guys it's the best part it's sayings six sayings seven yep we're saying seven seven yeah sayings that don't exist part seven part seven liam start us off a camel in a

rainstorm it's uh someone who has been like handed everything they they have everything they could ever need and uh just like bored unhappy yeah just like a rich kid that just like romanticizes a life of struggle kind of yeah type of guy that's really good yeah i mean it's kind of like bowling with the bumpers on it's uh someone's been achieving a lot and you know it's clear that they've been kind of pushed yeah guided along the way you know someone's like wow look at what they did and he's like all right well he's kind of bowling with the bumpers on here yeah i like i got flying a plane with a paper map it's like you you do not have what you need to successfully do this or like like that you you didn't you didn't take the right steps

to prepare yourself for something and you're like fucked now i like that like that uh he's a folding chair in a church basement okay uh it's just a friend that's a friend that will be there for you forever oh he's never going anywhere nice wow that is not what i thought yeah i thought that meant something else um all right i've got putting makeup on a mugshot oh it's uh great yeah trying to you know act like everything's fine when when you're in a bad spot yeah i'm trying to gas up something that is no bueno yeah i got taking your cousin on a date it's like that's awesome It's like you're technically doing something good, but it's also like, like, not right. In what world is that good?

Like, it's like you're going on a date with a girl, but it's your cousin. So it's like, you know. Yeah. I feel like you're presenting it as like taking your cousin on dates. Like, yeah, you know, there's good and bad. I think it's like you're, you're, you kind of succeeded at something, but you did it in the wrong way. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I got a bath bomb and a fishbowl. Oh my god. It's just a guy who surrounds himself with people who are holding him back. Nice.

I've got pouring a warm beer in a frosted mug. Cool. It's like, why are you doing that? You're dealing with something so bad that not even that frosted mug is going to make you good. Mine's very similar. I got using a squirt gun on a

house fire. It's like there's no point in even, you're not helping and the problem has become way too big for you to handle i love that uh i don't know if you've done i feel like i ripped this from you rusty but uh uh i'm wearing my cum sock i yeah you had mine was mine was you can't turn a sock puppet into it or you can't turn a cum sock into a sock puppet yeah this is yeah but that one's different wait was that a fourth one i have five oh five this is um yeah it's just like you're really uncomfortable

but you can't tell anyone why. Yeah. I'm wearing my cum sock. Yeah, the reason you're uncomfortable is really embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah. And then my last one is

can't keep living in a Minecraft village. It's just, you know, you have to allow yourself to move on and get better. You can't be sad forever. Yep.

I like that. God, that was good. Those were good. Those were great. I think we were low-key on one. Fuck. Potentially, perhaps we're goaded. Fuck, are we goaded already?

Great, fuck. We might be goaded. God damn it. I thought we had way more episodes ahead of us before we got giant and famous. I know. Dude, we can finally move out of the Almost Friday podcast studio. Yeah, we're getting our own Playdate studio starting next week. Woo.

Actually, that's not true. I don't want you guys to expect that next week. We'll just paint the walls. All right, I'm going to go fly to Florida. Yeah, he's got a flight to catch. I'm going to go scour the streets for Parvati because I just finished that season she won. What's Parvati? Yeah, she's out here.

from survivor she lives around here and i just finished she won i won't say which season she won but i just finished the season she won so i i walked i took like an extra she i've seen her on abbott kinney before but i didn't know really her story remember we saw her yeah we saw her in gooder we were up on the balcony of our office and she was talking about survivor was she no we were oh we were talking about survivor yes look down and it's one of the most famous fucking survivor wait what's her name how do i not recognize his name parvati shallow cook islands micronesia also heroes versus villains so cook islands is the season where they separate them by race yeah she's insane oh i love this girl yeah yeah she i wanted like right like like the

idea that i could see her today after i watched her win last night is like go like the super bowl just happened you can go see tom brady walking around the thrill of a peeping tom right now is you have yeah i don't know that makes it weird that makes you guys remember fabio from uh from survivor i don't know if i've seen that season fabio is fucking electric you gotta check him there's a crazy the tribal council in the one i just watched like at the end they asked she asked parvati like what do you like in the bedroom have you seen that scene yeah i haven't seen a while it's insane one of the lady one of the people goes up for their last chance like ask a question before the vote and it's like yeah yeah anyway thank you liam next week we have

the holiday episode and if Lauren's feeling up for it we might have a New Year's episode right yeah

or even even more it's an even closer to holiday it's the 27th it's gonna be epic alright we love you guys I will see you laters

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