Will & Rusty's Playdate - we got arrested in New York

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

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play date episode 450 episode 450 we're skipping we're skipping all those boring numbers straight to the straight to the big the big what number is it for real what do you hear the train again yo what number that's podcasting 101 you want to ask what episode is it and then you want to be as close to a train horn as possible it's it must be like i guess they're on a schedule well i guess that makes sense just for sound check can you ask what number it is and then have a train go by yeah uh he's gone i guess i think it crossed okay or past or something there it is oh oh yeah you're right oh it's getting louder is he like in your living room the train's coming over for breakfast it is about 14 feet from my door

this episode is brought to you by bear bells rusty show me your bear bells i told you this last night but i wanted to tell you that train conductor idea is fucking awesome oh thank you that's my viral sketch has enough time gone by that i can that we can talk about it and not spoil it i feel like if they yeah yeah but go watch it if you haven't pause right now and watch it if you haven't but we can talk about needing needing needing to be bad so that you can get coal in your stocking so you can get the train started again is fucking how did you think of that that was an idea me and my buddy will have like in college that's what you told me and i was and then after i watched i was sitting in my bedroom going like that's a pretty elaborate

idea like there's no way they were just sitting around like having beers and we're like no we were sitting around a train conductor needed to it was just about a train conductor who was like really naughty around christmas time because he was like greedy and wanted more coal got it but then for the sketch i had to create the stakes of like they needed it to get home kind of thing that was so fucking fun i was watching and and i forget that actor's name kirk fox kirk fox is the perfect bat perfect like guy to be the bad uh handyman or whatever what would you even call the coal shoveler uh coal shoveler sounds like a slur probably not coal shoveler he's a real coal pusher i think there's a name for it it's like uh what's the guy i can google stuff now

too engineer that's true no because the conductor is kind of the engineer fireman fireman okay or or a stoker yeah did i tell you that i already tell you about my fireman thing no yeah what is yeah i'm afraid to leave your apartment and stuff right you're afraid to leave your apartment no the fireman came oh yeah yeah okay so speaking of what was the resolution of it what was the issue dude literally they didn't tell us they walked they like walked in and just like someone i will say we got some funny neighbors because i didn't hear who said it but someone from the angry mob made a very funny comment they walked in and it immediately stopped and someone was like does their aura just turn off fire alarms and everyone was like oh but they just went in and like they

never went past the lobby they went in and they pressed a button and it just turned off and we were like can we just in the future like press the button but then it maybe if the building burns down then there's a whole thing there was another fire at the fucking getty building yesterday is that unrelated to the sinkhole under nick cage's house i mean surely you heard about that surely they're both clues but uh yeah i'm serious what have you heard about this is it no i haven't and i'm really excited to is this like a massive because if you're if you're if you're holding me right now i'm not holding all continue

we haven't even I haven't had one drink even you didn't hear about have you heard about this Andrew no look up

Nick Cage hole oh my god wait there's a massive sinkhole under his house oh my god damn

wait does he live off the PCH it looks like it yeah um and for our listeners at home pch stands for um palm coast happy uh did you how awesome was that that uh resolution to the egg borrowing thing oh yeah talk about it my neighbors so for people who missed well they're gonna be listening to this now too i guess i still can't get to the bottom of if they if that's what prompted it it has to maybe but that was like weeks ago so for the people who missed the the context

my neighbor i was baking eggs and i needed eggs i was baking and i needed eggs and so i went to my neighbor's house and i borrowed two eggs from our new neighbors and i had been like stressing sorry i'm sick i had been like stressing the fuck out about how to repay them and will and i were like kind of brain uh brainstorming ideas on how to um how to repay them and i think one of them was we were like we should leave an egg carton full of eggs at their doorstep but then they would go bad my my for the record my answer was you don't have to repay them for borrowing two eggs from your neighbors um and so i ordered postmates the other night and the lady drops it off and ty picks it up but i can see the through the door and there's a egg carton at the lady's

feet and we were like oh sorry those aren't ours we thought maybe she had like gotten orders mixed up she's like i didn't leave those there those were here when i got here so we opened it up and there was a note inside that said something to the effect of like word on the street is you guys owe us some eggs why don't we cut a deal and let's go out and so i texted willie and andrew and was like what do i do here and we came to the conclusion that i have to write something back and put it back and so i did and i was very nervous that if you get caught putting it putting because what if her roommate didn't know yeah she's like why are you leaving eggs at our door and so i put i wrote a nice note back and you put eggs there too did you know z wanted to put eggs

in it and i was like what if they don't find it until tomorrow morning yeah you should have cracked the egg just at their doorstep you just put a card in there and they think like oh it's gonna be a note and then it's just full of runny egg and there's no note just like fuck you so we're we're not gonna go out saturday but so what you put your phone number in it i put my phone number in it we're gonna go out saturday max is gonna come if you're back in time yeah i'll be i'll be back on saturday you can come out with it we're gonna go on your neck of the woods um where venice so i'm i think that's where i live yeah that's your neck that's my neck of the woods no way that's my neck of the woods um yeah i'll see i don't i'm flying back that day but andrew of course if you

want to join yeah i'm going to medieval times actually on saturday whoa yeah that's way cooler I'm very excited No it's not I want to meet your Hot roommates Or neighbors Oh Whoa

No one said hot No one said So you think they're ugly No one said ugly or hot You're cute You're cute neighbors I'll give you I'll maybe give you cute

But I don't Whoa You know what No Now you never Oh I'm gonna be at Medieval Times You never get to meet them

Wait you said Max is going Yeah Max and I are gone you already like texted him well we're golfing saturday okay and so i said after but so i think these i think the neighbors are slightly younger than us because they were like we're pre-gaming and then we'll go out so if you guys want to pre-game and i was thinking like six seven they're like 9 30 to pre-game yeah i was like how am i fucking way out of the game i might be out on that wait wait wait that seems like a total normal time dude 9 30 i'm actually this age man dude we're fucking 25 you guys pregame at like seven i don't i'm at the bar

yeah i'm at the bar the sun is still like well up when i when i get to the bar yeah that is true yeah yeah yeah that one time i went to vbb you were there at like 5 p.m dude i'm uh i'm like that's the best case you start drinking then and then dude i there there there it's more it's more frequent it's more likely that i'm done drinking at 9 30 then i start at 9 30 well also it maybe maybe they like to go to like dance parties though they that whole the whole dance party culture is like a late night thing you know yeah but it's like like andrew you go to dance parties i mean but the clubs like they close at like two so yeah but still people don't get there before midnight right that's what i'm saying it's like you pre-game from like 9 30 to like 11 and then

you uber over there and then you're at the club for like two hours i don't know the club i don't go to the club you're at the club the club um yeah i mean i don't know i don't they seem like they're on a maybe a different pace than us but who knows maybe they're just um maybe they just got back from like the from europe hawaii yeah yeah maybe they're yeah maybe they're on like pacific are they is there a chance they're on pacific island time i i mean i that would probably be my probably be that would probably be my guess you know how like uh your friend's dad who loves jimmy buffett or like like any parrot head would have a sign that's like i'm on i'm on island time yeah do you think like in hawaii if you have one of those signs that's just that's just a sign that

says like it's just a clock like that would be like us being like i'm on pacific standard time that still does kind of sound like like if you were in maine and you had a sign that said i'm on pacific standard time it sounds like it still sounds kind of drinking related good yeah what do we have well i almost threw up in the shower this morning we got a cult we have the common cold yeah what did you guys get that white party we got the common cold in montauk it kind of was a white party if i'm being honest man we got not a lot not a lot of diversity i meant like you guys were wearing white right because it's like a labor day party aren't you supposed to wear white i was wearing white you guys were wearing shades of like white and blue and i mean i was wearing white shirt

and blue pant which is kind of the only thing i do now yeah um have you seen my closet now i got 10 more new white shirts so i'm just really expected expect to not see anything interesting above the waist for a while i imagine you have like the um what's that patrick bateman movie american psycho like kind of closet where it's just like this same outfit like the same eight shirts like is that what he has perfectly like how does he even what are they each like a little size bigger so they all fit what why would they be a little bit bigger is he wear the same eight shirts every day he's picturing like a russian i'm just like picturing like a very perfectly like organized closet where like right you have like eight of the same shirts that are all like

neatly spaced like a half size bigger than the one before it so they all fit i don't i'm gonna be honest i'm out on this one i didn't like it from the second he started it and i was like what second i started no no no no no no will will will you were you were saying real things will i knew what will was trying to do immediately and it's something that he loves and it's right up his alley but at eight in the morning i just want it i want to get to the chase i'm missing the joke you said he wears the same eight shirts every day and i was like what are they all half size bigger than the other ones so they all like he's wearing fucking eight shirts at the same time oh oh i'm actually guys i'm good i'm actually good on whatever this was

willie did you get the same driver back from uh the hamptons to the airport well we had different ones going there no i know i'm saying i'm asking because i got a different guy and he was no i had a different guy his name was max he dropped me off in a parking garage oh really couldn't figure out how to get to terminal four so he just drove me to the parking garage where they uh wait did i tell you i got arrested by the police did we talk about this no what or i texted you about it but when i oh refresh my memory i was oh you got arrested by the taxi police get detained by the well let me tell the story i get i get it's we we were partying the night before until like two in the morning or whatever and then i have to get up at

8 a.m to go to jfk which is a three-hour drive so i'm like in the car like kind of in and out of sleep hung over and we get to jfk and the guy lets me out of the car and i like take one step out of the car before i even get my suitcase out of the trunk two police officers like sprint up to me full police officers full uniform guns not drawn but on them and uh i'm like oh like i literally had just woken up from a nap in the car i was like uh what what and they were like how much did you pay for this ride where no where are you coming from i was like montauk they're like montauk i was like yeah yeah yeah i know it was fucking far that seems like a fairly like i think labor day weekend that's like we're probably 50 percent of

the people at yeah i guess not a lot of people would be like in what looks like an uber you know what i mean like i don't know you could take the train or something maybe i don't know i was like montauk and uh he was like how much did you pay for the driver what app did you use i was like i i don't i don't know i didn't pay for it was white claw and he's like it was white claw i was like you know like the drink it's like a seltzer like the alcohol he was like oh yeah i know white claw i was like yeah they paid for it he's like i don't get it i was like the company white claw got me a ride and i don't know how much it cost and i've never met this guy before but he's he was good he did a good and i was like wait and then halfway through i was like wait what the hell

is going on i thought my driver was like a wanted criminal they're like we're the taxi and limousine police and we're here to make sure they don't charge any unfair prices to riders we're here to make sure everyone gets to prom on time yeah i was like i was like oh that's actually that's kind of nice and those guys have guns yeah it can get heated it can get heated for sure and so i was like um yeah okay that's actually kind of cool but i listen i got nothing and i have to go catch my flight and they like wouldn't let me leave i was like i have no proof of i i just got a text from a lady at white claw that was like your driver is going to be there at eight and thankfully the got the driver was able to pull something up and then they let us go but

it was pretty stressful i thought i was gonna get sent to taxi and limousine jail oh my god limo jail limo they're like oh my god taxi and limousine jail is like the fuck what if limo jail was like a really skinny jail cell that went really long that's what it is your cell your cell's three feet wide but 30 feet long yeah don't make us put you behind mini bars oh my god oh man limo there's like champagne in the jail solitary environments in the trunk yeah um dude i was did you hear about solitary condrivement oh not me getting hot i'm really on uh i've been on jail talk recently you guys on that at all

where it's like guys talking about their experiences a couple years ago in the joint um this guy was talking apparently if like you get to jail and there's a honey bun on your pillow you're like not supposed to eat it and i was like okay i'm hooked and so i listened to the rest like the guys like calm or something no like guys well it will be later guys who are gonna guys who want to make you their bitch will leave you like a treat on your pillow and if you eat it then like that's you like accepting it and my whole thing was like if they're gonna rape me they're not gonna be like he hasn't eaten the honey bun yet like we have like for some reason they have like some code of conduct of like you can't rape him until he eats the honey bun which

like i don't know maybe don't don't drop the seat wait what limo jail so when i was telling you that honey bun thing you you're you're racking your brain about limo jail stuff and probably not pull up limo terms i already i already looked it up there's because i can google shit now on my own there's like no good words oh they're gonna they're gonna make your butthole stretch oh at limo jail oh yeah yeah yeah yeah um yeah all right show for ass that doesn't even make sense that wasn't even funny like show i don't know i thought you were saying like show your ass that's what that is what i was thinking uh okay you know what let's move on i got 10 to i got 10 to i got 10 to 15 miles shut the fuck up for i got he got let out

after he got let out after eight miles on good behavior yeah go i mean this is the exact video honey bun on my pillow prison story click on this zoom zoom a wham wham a honey bun and snickers on your pillow and you think that this is just a gesture of welcome home and you eat it whoever left it there is going to come back and they want it yeah from the back yeah so i already knew this because of the hostile environment i grew up in you know in my neighborhood i have a couple i had the same first question as you a zoom zoom and a wham wham if someone leaves a wham wham on my pillow i that one i understand look man if you grew up in a hostile environment like us like us you would understand so he was saying he knew that from his neighborhood is that a hostile

environment that's a thing outside of jail if you if if you eat someone's honey but they can take your booty probably about the third day it's like the third day of me being back out on the compound and um there's a honey bun on my pillow and mind you i'm on the top tier you know you know the tvs was on the rail yeah so my giving an idea of like i can see the tv so everybody can see the cell yeah so i go in there i see the honey bun bro my mind's so fucked up bro you know i'm i'm a great i'm it's gonna sound bad i'm an angry black man right in prison you understand what i'm saying like i'm so i got 15 years i come from this crime real environment you understand what i'm saying i grew up you know amongst wolves and so now i'm a wolf so you know i i shed i got you know hair

i'm a wolf i got fangs so i already knew what this is gonna partake in so i'm saying to myself i don't have for anybody on this compound and i'm not going to be seen as that so i'm going to sell especially when you're white okay get that shit off the clip i saw can willie yeah the clip i saw he went and ate it in front of everyone to like prove a point and then all the comments were like he they gonna come they gonna come get that you're trying to talk like him yeah what was that he's a wolf now he said he like he kind of went on a tangent where he's like i shed now i have teeth he was also like i'm an angry black man well yeah yeah well because of the environment

yeah if you grew up in a hostile environment like and like i did and we did you know not you guys but right in the video uh i mean this guy was fighting off dancer assassins left and right growing up well if you grew up with wolves and became a wolf like i did you would understand oh yeah wait so do you think he was fighting off would-be dancer assassin was he that do you think he was the dancer body the dance team bodyguard as well uh yeah we might have served together at one point were you guys hooking up with the dance team i remember i was too scared to talk to them what you remember i was too scared to talk to them got it you think bro was hooking up with the dance team okay i could probably hook up with the dance team don't say present tense a dance

team in general oh like an adult one yeah like now like uh like an adult team like the atlanta twerk club or something yeah yeah so willie's throwing crying laughing motors what is the atlanta twerk club uh sorry the atlanta twerk team they're a team of girls that twerk in atlanta y'all can we and yeah you know i'm from the corner of that atf wait so are they for hire or is it like a competition thing it's a gray area y'all been watching the u.s open i have been watching the u.s open thank you for asking yeah i'm watching i like the vibe there i like it's like kind of rowdy yeah i've never yeah i am my close personal family friend emma Navarro lost.

Remind me how you know her. You were friends with her brother? Yes, still am. You are friends with her brother. Is he from Spain? Yeah. Got it. What does her brother do?

He's from Charleston. Is she from Spain? Did I make that up? I don't know. He has some, you know, I don't know. He's got one of those jobs where you're just like, you're a buddy. You got to talk about it.

I think it's a good job, but I don't know. He just has – that is the majority of my buddies. I know they have a job. I know they're currently doing something for money. You could put a gun to my head. I know what Harper does, and I kind of understand what Phil does, and then the other 50 of my friends. What about Ben Lewaldi?

I actually don't know what Ben Lewaldi is doing. Really? I don't. Who? Ben Lewaldi. I don't know what he's doing. Uh, you know, so I ran, we, when we were in Montauk, this was kind of a Ben Lewaldi ask guy, another very smart kid from our school.

I were drinking at surf lodge and I like look through the crowd and I make eye contact with this guy and it was just a kid I went to high school with. And I did like the Jimmy Neutron thing where you like dig really deep in your brain. Cause someone had told me the night before Ryan Collins is going to be there. And I remember being like, what? That doesn't make any sense. and then he was there and so i went up to him and he was with ty's friend who we were with the night before and it was this whole thing that was very confusing but ryan collins was there i have no

idea what he does for a living when you say you did the jimmy neutron like you went to space i haven't seen the show so i'm just there's like isn't there a thing where he goes like last he yeah he's a brain blast but he uh he like goes really deep in his brain and he like thinks about stuff we'll offline about it i have to do it does a brain he does brain he i'm sorry you saw a kid from high school and did a brain blast on him yep i have to do a brain blast i have to do a brain blast to get to get like the most basic information times table that's it yeah that's how my brain where no to remember someone will ask me like what i did yesterday you start pooping it's the same muscles that's what it looked or because it looked like what you were doing are we like

uh is this like are we like losing touch with one another because we're going long distance i'm excited for us to get back together for sure but no i don't think we're losing touch do you guys think you'll go to your high school reunions no absolutely not i think they already had a five-year one what yeah well yeah that shit cornball shit yeah i want to say i've been out of high school for five years right yeah you're 24 no so i've been out of school for six years because i've been 25 oh 25 uh i was supposed to 2018 so i've been out for eight years right yeah oh shit yeah did the math wrong i have i graduated in 2019 yeah i definitely missed our five i'm definitely not going back for 10 really i feel like you love seeing your hometown buddies

yeah but i already see the ones that i that you want to see that i want to see what about any cute girls that like i also i see them our town is really small so i see them like every christmas okay uh old crushes nothing every christmas every you already see all of them at pretty much every single one uh there there's there are no old crushes that's what's your how old is your oldest the oldest crush i've ever had is probably now or when it was a thing yeah would you still hook up with them just because of just because you wanted to hook up with them back then you know what i mean anyone i feel like anyone i wanted to hook up with in high school i i still would want to hook up with them oh no one looks like crazy different oh i

thought you were saying that you weren't interested in them anymore because they had gotten older yeah yeah i don't definitely heard of like a crush on them anymore but oh but you want to get a hook up with them yeah okay i want to get on the oldest crush thing will did you want to know when it was happening how old they were or how old they are now i want to know how old they are now probably like 65 plus you have a crush on a 65 year old they are that now like i had a crush on like a mom oh like a babysitter yeah i no not a baby i did have a crush on a few babysitters as you know i think i'm going to cape elizabeth today man are you really well i'm gonna go through it hey if you want to do you want to if you want to drive by where i

grew up i'll give you my address you can go check it out it's like you're it's your type of people now they have like a million signs that are like in this house we believe like they have oh science is real they're still doing that yeah they put a fucking they attached a goddamn sauna to the jack shack i hate these people not because of the science thing because of the jack but dude you could go knock on their door and be like love your signs i bet they still they might be the only people in town that still have like every every willie d-esque sign that existed at one point that it's probably still up well i speaking of sauna i went to the ymca yesterday in biddeford and uh i know got a little pump in got a little but i got a little money the guy was

all pissed he was like our sauna has been broken for two weeks and it just got fixed and two hours after getting fixed someone broke it and apparently oh god old guys pour water on it yes and it's so annoying you're not supposed to do that wait is it like an electric one i don't know i've never been in but like like because you can do it on the rocks ones no it's the rock no i think i think there's like a little like stove thing that heats up the rocks so they pour water on the rocks but then the water drips down to like the electric stove thing and then it fucks it up what were the ones that i used growing up were you like there was a bucket of water next to it to pour water maybe it was like a natural sauna yeah well anyway um it's where are the old guys getting the

water sink probably like maybe they should have a guy they should have a guy outside that's like hey don't bring that fucking water in there are you gonna pour is that for drinking or is that for pouring are you gonna pour that fucking water in there it's right it's all in the same locker room so they'd have to have a guy in the locker room the sauna is in the locker room yeah got it is it one of those situations so believe it or not at the biddeford ymca the sauna is it i mean there's someone who's like driving to work right now like jesus christ this is what i'm learning about today shut the fuck up you can if you don't want to listen to it log off i want to hear about the fucking sauna why don't you go ahead and log off for me at the bit of red wine say the sauna

is in the locker room wait but i don't understand like surely they can just send out a memo like hey old guys they had a sign and everything that said don't pour water on this yeah maybe a guy's getting so sweaty that it get his sweats getting in the well I have another theory okay cron there's a sauna related supervillain like his mom his mom died in a sauna in Biddeford and so now he'll like explode every sauna to

prevent it from happening to someone else cron I think I'm lagging this feels like the episode of the office where like Jim and Pam are like can't get a hold of each other on the phone wait what you know the episode of the office where like jim lives in philly now yeah yeah is that the one where he proposes well yeah the relationship is like dying and then he saves it yeah i guess you're right i guess that i think that is the same saves it by proposing yeah that's what they say to save a relationship you should just

immediately propose yeah that's what they say i agree i think if there if you're kind of confronted with any friction in your relationship propose knock friction knock her up any friction adopt a baby friction friction right do you think that uh so what are you doing today will like what am i up to the last two the last two conversations we've been in here you just hijack it by saying a word that doesn't exist can i hand up i i legitimately people aren't gonna believe me i legitimately thought you said fretchen i really thought you said fretchen i thought maybe there was like a word i didn't know oh my god a word that will denon doesn't know impossible jesus fuck man i'm going to the

the sea dogs game tonight oh my god will you please let me know if they still do the better call portland glass thing yeah and they're playing the rumble ponies which are the mets of course and we've got our top number one prospect jefferson rojas if you can you get me a seadogs jersey please actually prefer i'll venmo you preferably like a white xl one i could probably do that okay did the fucking patriots lost last night um oh my god yeah they lost in like spectacular fashion too yeah that was cooked bro they had one good year and now they're back to the bottom no no no that I mean, no, but that was, yeah, that was a tough showing.

That was not, not fun for Jackson. And I was sick. I was just in bed, sick, watching the Patriots get their little behinds stomped. Their little behinds did get, well, they, no, they had a chance, but I just think Mike Vrabel lost, my other close personal friend, Mike Vrabel, I think he lost his fastball.

We were, I don't even want to get into it, If that first interception didn't happen – sorry, if that first drop didn't happen, then that first interception wouldn't have happened. Yeah, I also think if the Seahawks had not scored any of their points, you guys probably would have won. See, that's what I've been saying. I think generally if we could have just prevented them from scoring any of those points, it would have been really hard for them to win.

Hard for them, yeah, to win, yeah. i got my new irons i got my new irons finally in the mail it took five weeks damn i know of what golf ship shipping build five weeks of shipping where are they coming building building north pole they took a bit apparently there's like a backup at titlist and uh so it took a while but i finally got them and then i realized that the they didn't look the way i wanted them the grips were i chose the wrong grips and so i went and got everything re-gripped now they're dialed in i'm playing saturday uh with max with your buddy and uh and we're gonna and then so hopefully we're gonna play well yeah and then we're gonna party playing at rustic canyon i think i am i think i'm

gonna get back into like partying i feel like i don't party when i'm out here what really i feel like your party yeah out here what do you mean you like don't drink when you're out here i definitely drink but it's not like in like a party way like i want to be like popping bottles like i think i'm gonna be like in clubs really you're gonna get like tables i think it's gonna be hard to access me whoa what club i don't even know where i would start i don't know i've never been to a club out here i've lived here for four years i've only been i've i've probably drank a hundred thousand beers since i've been out here and they've all been at bars and the sun's been uh no you went to bungalow with duncan robinson that's true does that count as a club yeah i think so i don't know

This weekend, you have to get an Instagram story of the bottle girls holding up a sign with your name on it at Keys. What's Keys? That's like a club out here. You should get one, and the sign says, Just Rusty, and it flips around, and it's just you at the table. No girls. Just Rusty, yeah. There are girls screaming to get in. Guys, all my buddies, trying to get in.

Yeah, I think I'm going to get back into popping bottles. I think, like, all I know, I just want to be maybe, like, Alizé. Isn't that what, like, rappers drink? They used to drink? I think they drink, like, hypnotic. What the hell is hypnotic? It's, like, a drink that rappers drink. What, is it vodka?

I don't know what it is. I think it's, like, a secret third. I think it's, like, a secret, yeah. Oh, yeah. Andrew knows. Hypnotic. Bro, that shit behind you looks like the motherfucker from Sing. What?

The koala. uh this is what it is it's like oh my god that looks fucking crazy on blue yeah i want you got when you guys turn on your instagram stories this weekend yeah and you're scrolling through when you get to when you get to my page it's gonna be me boo blushing hypnotic off of i mean it's it's really affordable you've ever seen it is really affordable what the fuck yeah and it's like 17 too okay so it's not like a full-blown like liquor it's like wine it's like wine for it's like a bro that shit looks like slurp juice is it just like mad dog that shit looks like the fucking battle pass yeah that shit looks oh my god yeah when you all right here's the deal you're

gonna open up instagram this weekend it's gonna be me pouring hypnotic between a girl's boobs chugging it while wearing a battle pass t-shirt really yeah i promise wait here's my question if these girls are pre-game at 9 30 and they're going out you're already back to that well because you said i'm not not them like a bottle girl or something oh well i was gonna say they're gonna want to go to like market oh fuck yeah i didn't even think about that um should have thought about that yeah i don't i don't know it's not i doubt it's going to be like a bbb but i hope bbb closed at 10 30 11 fuck and i don't know yeah wait is this going to be like a clubbing situation well that's what you want that's true you can't have it both ways

can't be choosers i made hummus this morning already seems like early to already be have that i mean it's 11 here but yeah i made um my mom taught me how to make hummus so i can make it when i'm home what is it just crush up the chickpeas no actually there's a lot too you got to skin all the chickpeas you got to peel them individually sounds like you're having a really relaxing vacation yeah and then you make lemon garlic juice and i can't give you the whole recipe right but ina garden could who's ina guarded ah you'll learn one day sure did you ever figure out what that animal was that your cousins and you found on the beach remember like someone like found it in their pocket and you guys like put it on like a oh yeah it was like a new bug

have you seen any more since you've been home where was that that was in old orgy yeah i went oh yeah i came inside and i went to grab something in my pocket and there was a new bug from like swimming andrew i went to a strip club for the first time oh already this morning it was like last night did you i was it was terrifying strip it was terrifying i stripped a couple times but uh no i was fully drenched in sweat the whole time what i was so terrified How horny were you? Was it a horniness? I was scared.

I couldn't make eye contact with a single girl there. What were you scared that they were going to suffocate you with their boobs? I've never been approached like that before, I think. That's their job. Yeah, I know. Well, no, I think they liked me. Every once in a while, there is one where you're like, I actually think she does like me. I mean, they have to like somebody.

dude my brother my brother was texting one for like a month after you serious swear to god i'm telling you sometimes they do well there was there was one one time that asked if i wanted to get breakfast the next morning and i was like this this is this could be an old strippers trick yeah do you think they're like grooming you no i think they want more money yeah they're like That's what I mean. Yeah. Well, grooming, I think, is a different thing. Yeah.

Well, couldn't grooming just mean, like, you're just, like, buttering them up to give you more money? Yeah, or cleaning a dog. Well, so tell us about your experience. How much money did you spend? So I spent $100, I think. Wow, okay. But I found $20 on the floor. Net $80.

Well, did you give it to her in exchange for some sort of performance? No, we were leaving and I, you know, I couldn't use dime dollars in the real world, so. Right. Wait, did they separate the dollars? Yeah, you had to exchange your cash for dime dollars. Got it. I didn't know we were leaving that fast, so I just ended up giving it back to her. Did you make it rain at all?

No, honestly. That's like the best part. The naked women are up there, but the making it rain is also cool. We went to one one time where there was no alcohol. Okay. And so everyone was drinking like, they only had like. Was it in LA? no i think a lot of them in la are no alcohol but then the people get like fully naked

yeah i think that's what it is is like if they're if they get fully if they get fully naked you're not actually never been to one you're not allowed to be drunk um wait really told me that those are the saddest types of strip clubs because usually when you're like fucked up you're like partying and then like this is all so cool that it's there when you're just like wired on red bull you're like this is such a bummer yeah cracking a dc and just soaking it all in man that's what it's all about having a white monster and having someone do like splits on your face having a white monster do splits on your face she goes that she goes look at that white monster drinking a white look at that white monster drinking a red bull over there i should go

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chemical let's get back into the episode uh just a reminder we have to be out by 9 55 oh yeah andrew texted us last night and goes hey can we uh can we make sure to be out by 9 55 i have to get the wing the wing stop the wing pass yeah yeah oh yeah wait what i don't wait what do you what what is that so basically for the next glad you stayed calm yeah thank you for the next 18 weeks of the football season you can get a 20 pack of wings with a large fry and a large ranch for 27.99 like flat like it's just 27 for the whole pass and once a week i can get 20 wings a large fry so you pay 28 bucks one time one time how do you get it though uh you have to be one of the first 100 people to get it at 10 a.m which is why we have to be out by 9 55 online online yeah

we what how bad you're gonna be one of the first hundred yeah i think i'll be one of the first hundred is this like a thing like like how many guys do you think are going after this probably like five or six what at least right i can't imagine are you joking like a thousand people right you can't imagine there's more than a thousand people i think it'll be millions oh really yeah where are you hearing about this on twitter god i'm not on twitter i'm not on twitter Also, if you're like a real Wingstop head, like I am, then you kind of hear about it through the show. What is up with, like, so my roommates are obsessed with the, like, food deal Twitter. I'm assuming this is what you're on.

Oh. Where they'll text links being like, this code gets you a free bowl at Chipotle today. And it's like every day. Oh, I would love to be a part of that. Do you want me to start forwarding them to you? Please do, yeah. Andrew, are you a club Wingstop member? I am, yeah.

What does that mean? I'm worried about this I'm just a rewards member It's not costing you money It's not costing me money I did get a free concert to ASAP Ferg One time Are you on their blacklist?

In a good way? Do you have the blacklist? That would be a bad thing man Historically that's a bad turn You don't want to be on the blacklist You're blacklisted from something Do you have the black card? No that's what this wing pass would be

essentially it's like the wing stop equivalent do you think if you walk into a wing stop with the black card they like lose their mind i think they'll be pretty starstruck i'm not kidding i'm genuinely like not kidding do they mail you a card yeah is it metal uh i assume that would be fucking you walk in should we try to get them what i think i'm gonna try what and if i get it i'll give it to you yeah i don't even want it what i've had wing stop once and i was not a fan Should I get the Wingstop app? What flavor did you get? I want to say...

I don't know. You got to get the Dallas Cowboys Hot Lemon. It's on the secret menu. The Dallas Cowboys Hot Lemon? Yeah. You know what? I get the Chicago Mystics Fire Sauce. That's not very good.

I see why you didn't like it. Have you guys seen Dallas Buyers Club? Yeah, I have, actually. I was trying to find the Michael Sam documentary, and so I just searched gay cowboy, and I ended up watching all of that. I actually thought it was really good. I thought Michael Sam was on the Rams.

Both. Got it. I recently read Matthew McConaughey's autobiography. It really changed my life. It feels like kind of early. Did you really? Genuinely. What?

It feels like kind of early for him to have it. I feel like he's got a lot of life left to live. Yeah, but he's also lived a lot of life too. That's true. That's true. Wait, Greenlight or whatever? green light yeah what what did you uh what did you take what was your biggest takeaway go be hot in la and you'll make a ton of money okay basically that was a little bit of annoying

part of the book i still can't decide if i like him or not because like it did feel like a lot of his opportunities came from like pretty privilege and he's a movie star no no no but he got he became a movie star because no i know that's that's like that's like a tale as old as time you thought it was just a coincidence they're all like the hottest people on earth no no but you also have to be like a good actor too jacob already apparently like stepped off the plane from australia and they were he was like in that was an snl sketch but but i think that's like true but yeah i think it was like the first week he was here like yeah that's how that's how the world works let's join club wings but what you just joined club wings are you gonna steal my wing

pass how do you even do it i'm gonna get it andrew and then i'm gonna give it to like his i would blow my shit smooth off right in front of you on the spot do you think i could get you to do like pretty much anything anything truly do you think i could get you to let's say one of us has the wing pass what could we do to get andrew to do blow me smooth off blow can you blow me smooth off i know i would i would like andrew to do is uh is is um make for a week he has to get us um have coffee and breakfast that's too far you have to do crap we have to have crafty for every pod record what if i if i get the wing pass andrew i'm gonna order it every week and i'm gonna send you a video of me just sliding it off the counter

and having it land on the ground i don't think and then i'll and then i'll leave it there for off all sunday and you can come over and eat it off the floor i would but but you wouldn't get us breakfast no i'm gonna put it all i'm gonna order it every week on sunday put it in a blender blend it up and then pour it down the disposal and then am i invited over yeah and then you can come fish it out but the disposal is gonna be on oh i don't think you guys understand like what this wing pass means to me because i already was doing this for the last like five football seasons oh you that's your preferred preferred like wing restaurant oh yeah 100 percent um and so like every week for nfl football sundays i was doing the wing deal and so now i just be doing it for

free willie what do you not understand i was already i don't understand i still don't understand how you get it like you just click a button uh yeah you buy like concert tickets essentially I think I'm gonna try I think I'm gonna get it I think I'm gonna get it Really? Yeah Without me?

If I get it I'll think about I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to Really think about it Because my roommate Z Is also obsessed With Wingstop

Really? So You should tell him about it You shouldn't have told us About this I know On the amount of Or like on the tweet

That you saw How many like Likes did it have? Millions of views Probably like 100 200 000 likes which says enter password you have to have a password for it oh god yeah it's the first hundred people to guess the password that would be awesome that would be really no i don't know i'll guess like on the website dallas cowboy's hot lemon or something i'm gonna guess

like give me that wing wing me brother if you get it i don't i i don't know if i could do this podcasts anymore i would i mean can i send it wherever i can i send the wings wherever i want you have to have like the physical card oh i have to go pick it up at wingstop i think so fuck that dude i don't know how it works i don't know if you can door dash it that defeats the i mean the whole purpose of getting wingstop on like a sunday is you like don't leave your house so you're out now i don't have to worry about you as my competition i'm out dude i mean i might i might have it just to like keep in my wallet so like when i'm at a bar and i like open it up it's like having like a black amex where like a girl next to you will

see it or if like you need darts at the bar and they're like we gotta hold something oh my god waking up next to a girl that you got with because she saw your wing stop black guard i think would be waking up next to a girl that you got with because you uh got the wing stop black card yes how would that make you feel would you be proud of that you think i think i would never i'm never gonna if i ever have that wing stop wing pass i'm gonna give it to andrew he doesn't even know what it's called i feel like i feel like jack thinks he's above the wing stop wing pass no no i think i think you think you're better no no wait do you hear the praise i'm giving it i'm saying like i think i could get head because of it yeah but you're

saying then you would regret it with the girl no no no no no no i'm saying like yeah i don't know if i think i'd regret it i think i'm saying like that would be such a funny lady to wake up next what would she look like well i i would be worried in sauce yeah i'd be worried that she'd want me to like share the wings with her she's not touching any of the 20 wings i'm not wasting one of the four flavors on her think about saturday night think about saturday night because she knows you're getting it tomorrow yeah i know and she's just lingering around the house she's gonna think 10 of them are hers and that she can get like teriyaki or some nasty flavor right you know i like joey's wings what are joey's wings it's just another spot okay uh and he has

this thing called the zac attack sauce that's like fucking in la yeah what's it taste like head yeah kind of yeah it i mean no it's more like tape honestly i'd say it's probably closer to buffalo than getting head okay but still somewhere in the middle yeah here's the thing to me wing stop feels like isn't it aren't all the wings like of 10 000 calories uh i think one of the wings are just 10 000 calories yeah that's what i mean like yeah because what are they all like breaded is that what it is oh i like the i like the fucking like baked like it's just the The breading is the skin. You know what I mean?

I don't know if I know the difference. I think. Like there's no breading on it. Breaded versus what is it? Skin? Naked, I guess. You know, I made wings last football season at my house. You made them?

Yeah. How were they? They were actually pretty good. They weren't as sauced as I would have wanted. In hindsight, I probably should have sauced them a lot more. How did you cook them? In the oven. I baked them.

which i think is the way i like them i think my biggest pet peeve is like when i go over to someone's house to watch football and they go no we're gonna make wings here and then they pull out the air fryer oh you like them baked i like them from wing stop got it i don't i don't want to air fry them you want your friend to have like a deep fryer at their house i i just i don't want to make them at their house to be honest yeah i could see that i it was it was like a whole thing like i it wasn't as fun as i remember it they're never as good as they were actually pretty good but i you need like a chef friend like we would make them in college because we had a guy who like was excited about that and would do all the sides and the fucking you know accoutrements

but do you think you would have done that if you had the wing pass dude if i had the wing pass i don't even know if i'd be like i'd probably be on like a private jet to mykonos i think i think somehow i'd parlay it into that do you think wing stop would ever be like hey you gave it your best try if i don't get it and like here's 101 i might i might dm wing spot they dm me the other day actually what tell me about the asap ferg concert i'm not joking your personal account yeah how do they have your personal account i don't i don't know but they dm me and they were like hey there's this asap ferg show we'd love for you to come and i couldn't go because it's in dallas what i mean this was like an automated dm right i mean maybe do you do you follow wing

stop no i don't believe the dm doing the app i can pull it up on instagram what playmate or you me personally do you post like wing related content on there no they just don't big wing head man what are you talking about bro they don't follow you what no you don't follow them i didn't accept the request actually what are you talking about they dm me they were they said dude andrew just be saying shit no no i'm about to show it i'm about to show it why but what what how do they know you like wings well they they were like you're such a fucking vibe come pull up to fur can't be true they said they said you're a vibe to the andrew nelson instagram you guys don't think wings up whatever dm me i'm just you guys think i'm too

ugly for wings up wait i want to see the dm this is like opening photoshop yesterday was fire with asap ferg oh i missed the asap ferg show today free game viewing at 9 p.m you pulling up tonight wait what how do they know you like wingstop if you don't follow each other they they just they can feel my aura are you sure they know i'm not that must be from his like account on the app or something oh i don't have my instagram linked to my club wingstop account that'd be pretty awesome though you must nah they just but you realize how insane what do you mean andrew how why do you think they reached out what do you mean why do i think they reached out there's literally proof that they reached out we're saying why do you think they reached out because they

like know i'm a big wing head can you be serious and tell us like obviously oh my god you're gonna make me i'm gonna jump through the screen obviously you fucking turn your face into a wing stop obviously you fucking know why they reached out just tell us well a long time ago they were announcing some event and i said please bring fetty wop and then uh you dm'd them no i i uh commented on the post do you realize like how confusing this is to will and i that i wanted fetty wop to no you know what you are you are fucking nightmare i am so mad at you right now oh my god i'm gonna put his head on i'm gonna turn you into a lemon pepper wing bro i mean i like trap queen i'm gonna turn your face into a wing stop uh what about that other song

yeah wait so but just explain to because you know the answer rgf island you know the answer explain to us why they're dming you i mean i asked if you say this i asked for fettywap instead of for wait on their you comment yeah on their instagram account and so they you think that they were like they were like we have a surprise show like guess who the artist is and i was like please have it be fetty wop so you think they commented maybe okay or maybe they felt my aura you guys don't think i have they didn't feel you wingstop can't feel your aura it's a company it's not a guy you guys think i'm too ugly for wingstop to want to dm me no i don't think you're ugly enough yeah honestly brother i the people that the wingstop corporate account is dming are probably

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uh hello skittles m&ms and reese's pieces reese's pieces what is the worst part about getting a new hire at work oh man um like recently the only thing that's come to mind is i didn't say hi to them the first time i made eye contact with them and so i had to like then wait 20 minutes and be like i don't think we've met yeah yeah yeah i agree well because the first time you see him here's my thing the first time you see him you're like that could just be someone like getting a tour of the office yes and then you you didn't introduce yourself so then the next once you realize they work there you're like oh shit i should have introduced myself and then you just it's awkward yeah yeah i i still have co-workers here that i haven't introduced myself to what's

been like four months yeah kylie brakeman really haven't introduced myself yet uh and then who's the other guy sketch guy that came on with her jesse kendall jesse kendall i haven't introduced myself to brett yet but we had like a 30 minute long conversation last week got it so i feel like we're kind of past that i had lunch next to jesse for 45 minutes and we just both pretended we didn't work at the same place because we hadn't introduced ourselves yet really at the office at alfalfa in like the back patio i remember will and i used to make kind of awkward eye contact yeah for like i think that i think those were will's fuck me eyes actually those are my fuck me eyes to be fair though we don't have like good like onboarding at this company at all like yeah

at all people just like show up just show up and they're never introduced or no announcements or anything yeah i'll never forget my first job ever i was like so nervous and i didn't talk to anyone my first day and then i i the water got spilled on the ground and uh you jumped on it like a grenade i didn't even i don't even think i spilled it maybe i spilled it and a lady walked up and old lady walked up and slipped on it oh and uh one of the other workers just pointed me and he went murderer wait what i know like i guess she didn't hear it or something i don't know but everyone called me i know i think the whole incident happened and then i walked back like towards where my co-workers were and he pointed was like murderer was he joking yeah yeah yeah

thank god and everyone laughed and then they were like will what's your name and i was like i'm will like will the murderer and then they called me will the murderer and that was like my in and i was like i was always grateful that that happened and that guy like did that thing that's fucking because then i had like an it and they still i i still am in touch with my first boss and he'll text me and be like what's up will the murderer love the sketch or like an all-time nickname all right so what is the worst part about getting a new hire at work that's right catching them up on all the lore and old co-workers that worked there before and all the people that work there now.

Yes. To fix this problem, I present to you Yearbook for Jobs. Yearbook for Jobs is just as it sounds, a book at the end of the year given out to all the employees with memories from the year, as well as photos broken down by department. It can also include big projects, a company retreat, and a page for the office softball team.

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what is the money making strategy of this i don't know we are high level love the pod thank you i really really really really like that yeah they actually did this we did this what the lookbook i mean you guys oh but that's not that's that's just like a fucking like yeah it's just like a i want i want to see like yeah i will scoop i want to see the scoop i like that a lot yeah yeah um okay what's the worst part about what's the worst part about like commuting to somewhere that you go all the time in your neighborhood um you get bored of the route fucking boring it's boring as all get out i do it every day i want i have to wait in traffic to fucking go 10 minutes somewhere i think we should pass this

is more of a proposition for a law but with the but we're a business every person in your neighborhood gets to pick one place that's like your go-to place and there is a zip line from your roof to that place and so like will you could zip line to like the coffee shop i could go i could like have one like down the hill to whole foods wing stop to andrew could go andrew could go to wing stop uh and it has it's like a two-person seat so like if you and your buddy are like going to the bar you can hop on your little like chairlift thing and it like zip lines you to that place i love it i'm in wouldn't that be cool i yeah i mean i think i fantasize about having a zip line on my roof like my entire life yeah here's a question yep

what is the worst part about cooking oh man it takes an hour plus cleaning it up cleaning it up cleaning it up yeah instead of having to cook and then you scrub it and put it in the dishwasher or whatever your whole kitchen's a dishwasher so once you're done cooking you just leave shit wherever once you finish cooking you step outside the room close the door like an x-ray technician flip a switch once it ends you go back in everything's clean dude that also cleans gotta put it away cleans the counters it cleans the floors you can go we would we would have to make sure the cabinets are like air fucking tight yeah their accountants are airtight and you could leave or what why

what's the worst thing that happens the food beans get cleans met a girl last night totally cleaned my beans bro um no but you can even leave like your brother in there if he's stinky or something that's like uh that was like a old like walmart t-shirt like wish i could leave my my stinky brother in the dishwasher you know what it's like my beans got clean i i i wanted my beans cleaned and all i got was this stupid t-shirt let's just say i got my beans clean i paused my xbox to get my beans i put my beans in a fucking bottle of a can of um i put bean i fucking all right um do you want to do fantasy football team names really or uh new penalties down which would you i want to i would like to give the first i think you should tee us up for

um penalties fantasy football team okay or do you want to start with that one all right these are fantasy football team names that don't exist i fucked jed york for my buy-in what that was the owner of the 49ers you got caught trying to solicit a prostitute with 160 dollars pretty good pretty good uh kelsey say something kelsey something there we go i like that uh the jets it's a way to make sure your opponent doesn't worry about setting their lineup when they're playing you because they're like oh i'm playing the jets this week i like that about it all right you're gonna like this a lot trick them dart ward it's you draft jackson dart and then you have cam ward as your backup quarterback like dart board oh yeah bingo is cam ward good

nope i don't think so cool uh dajon love was my keeper you remember him uh the like fake guy yeah yeah because like you know like you do like keeper league ever oh oh oh okay i like that i like that uh what if what if you you fucking hated mine but i think it's because you don't know ball i think i might i think i fucked jed york for my buy-in is awesome i agree i just didn't know the story i didn't know that's my bad for not knowing uh dead presidents you draft lamar jackson justin jefferson and russell wilson that's good i like that a lot i'm sorry i didn't know ball i didn't know him either you didn't know will's either okay it's okay i'm sorry will hey all right should we do

dude your mustache is kind of coming in dude it looks pretty good thanks man I don't want you to worry ew stop get away get away dude it's really fucking uncomfortable oh god

stop that's like that have you seen that guy that's like the baby girl I miss you it was like one of the first YouTube videos that's what that reminded me of alright right should we do new penalties yeah these are all the new penalties in the nfl this season

uh you can no longer whisper at the bottom of the dog pile if you have something to say you have to tell everyone that's right uh they're now doing 10 yard penalty for a week celebration if you're gonna celebrate it has to be good that's fantastic uh guys no garlic forward foods this year apparently the line the line of scrimmage last year was like a total breath fest yep i heard that uh you can get uh 15 yards for legal touching no it's just just don't touch uh five yards if you notice an opponent's new haircut and you don't say something yep uh five yards for being a trickster no trying to draw guys off sides or run little pitch

hook and line like just play clean alright that was a lot of fun oh man alright brother what do you got cooking the rest of the day you going to my hometown yeah I'm going to run to Portland

and meet my parents and then go to the sea dogs you're running to Portland from Old Orchard Beach yeah it's like 10 miles nice dude run uh run all right wait wait do you know what road you're going through on in cape elizabeth go through shore road if you can i'm taking the eastern trail is it there's a trail oh is that the new the new uh that new new they just put in yeah they're like still kind of building it out but yeah i can run just on a path straight from my house to that's fantastic

portland are they gonna drive you back after that are you gonna be like really stinky uh i'm going running to the ymca in portland and i'm gonna shower there no and they'll have change of clothes yeah and then they're gonna pick me up with the change clothes that sounds like a fantastic day it's a pretty good plan it's a fantastic plan i am a little worried because i feel kind of sick but i think i'm just gonna suck it up and give it a go okay i love it i love it all right brother have you seen this video this song that's like this german girl that's like no i haven't what it's getting stuck in my head it's it's can you look it up one thing andrew before we finish yes you guys like this song listen as loud as you can

wait pause it she's saying i think i understood a part of it she's saying all my girls are 10 out of 10s i think so yeah that's kind of that's i like that but there's but wait go back and go to videos there's like videos like a nightclub in germany that i keep getting where everyone's going like nuts to it she's like the queen of germany it's her only song oh she's new she's like the ice spice of germany nice she's like the bb tricks of germany who bb tricks the spanish ice spice yeah she's like the spanish ice but anyway that i just put y'all on german ice spice yeah me too i think i'm gonna download it that was really good it's it's so i was running through it yesterday and i just kept i would just restart it when i finished yeah i was like

also did you hear that new song that um veronica's little house yeah i i saw it i like that one too i saw it this morning but i was like in a rush to leave so i only got to listen to a few seconds of it uh i didn't know she was making music yeah i mean i guess she's been doing it for a little bit i think she just finally she it's like under an alias and now she just put her name to it or something wait really she's been like she was ice spice this whole time not for a long she has like an ep for march i think it's like the american ice place yeah she could be the american ice place are y'all friends with her yeah a little bit yeah but not like close she was on the other pod she wasn't on our pod i know what the hell was that all about

i've only met her in person a few times okay um it's wow she's like friends with like sabrina carpenter now yeah and i was like i'm trying to i think that that could be like a fun uh goal for me this year be like a celebrity oh be like a celebrity sidekick yeah everyone every like influencer is a fuck is some celebrities like side like jake shane has alex earl alex earl has kendall jenner is alex friends with kendall jenner i don't know it was just that was the first person i thought of okay um willie we could maybe be this all of my friends ones uh sidekicks yeah and there's this part in it where it goes that's like the best part

have you seen veronica do parody videos of the uh the improv group oh my god they're all like 35 sex with me is like uh yeah those are my favorite or it'll be like the worst plumber in the world yes have you seen those videos i'm more of a i'm a more of a fan of the sex with me is like going to the beach or like the airport okay okay those that the four of them together are so fucking so funny yeah uh kyle has a new podcast as well he does yeah one liam went on it i think liam was like the first episode yeah i will billy i think is it in a real bodega i hope so that would be a mind fuck if it's not that's like people finding out this isn't a real living room it is to me what is this supposed to be like the what behind us

like there aren't very many it's never occurred to me like there's never been a a room where like the like most rooms aren't structured this way but we like our set like our set is clearly supposed to feel like we're like at home but i don't know if you'd ever have it yeah do you normally put couches in front of shelves Is that like a normal thing? I don't know. I feel like shelves usually... No, because it's blocking the bottom part of the shelf.

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