Will & Rusty's Playdate - we partied in third person

Episode Date: August 19, 2026

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uh okay i got something i got something to say we i had a very funny comment and i and that's how you know that's how you know it's going to be good i'm telling you ahead of time it's funny but i caleb and i got are we rolling yeah play date play date all right i want to tell you guys something so we're in the podcast producer's room and emily binder has she uses this voice where she'll be like like does like a little like oh like her baby i love her baby voice apparently is like very well received across the office it's beloved it might be the only beloved baby voice in the world and she goes like uh i go why do you do that to me and she goes you're the only guy who doesn't do it back to me here and i was like really so she

calls in lucas he ends up not doing it but but everyone attests that he normally does it caleb comes in and he does do it and caleb goes yeah i love your doggy voice and i go like doggy voices standing or talking behind someone where you hold their ass he's doing his doggy voice yeah but what's like the voice ow ow it's chafing me that's something as always plated is brought to you by bear bells rusty show me your bear bells can i tell you a great doggy story it it doesn't involve me but it does involve sex are you down with that yeah i guess it's just like we're like one minute in the episode like we're still on the range someone is here someone is listening that told their friend or partner or god forbid parent to listen to this

god forbid and they were and they kind of put it on knowing like 30 40 minutes in you might get something like a great doggy story right and they just have been thrown in the door on my fastball all right i'm coming out i'm coming out of the gates early uh a guy i know yeah was having sex with a woman okay awesome right yeah that's pretty good you like the story so far nice and uh they're they're making eye contact they're in missionary and she said doggy and he thought she said talky and he didn't really know what that meant so he was like yeah you like that she was like no doggy and he thought he was like talk to me yeah she thought he was like talky like i don't know yeah isn't that awesome i didn't know doggy and back shots were the same

thing all right it's no they're not the same thing are you are you are you a madman that was what are you talking about that's just as bad as what you said i agree but i'm saying after i thought we were under the i thought we were all made an agreement like okay russ you'll get this one out and then we'll be talking about what agreement you've only talked about doggies since we started the podcast why would that be an understanding that was my favorite comment i've ever heard and you think yeah and then i'm there like what do you think the hell is the difference between doggy and back shots yeah what did you what you did you think you just didn't know what one of them was yeah i think i think i didn't know i think i forgot i knew what doggy was

why is that then everyone started calling it back shots and i was like they must be like it's a new it's a new thing it's a new thing yeah did you were you like googling it like how do i do back shots i just i didn't implore it i never explored it i i just always was like yeah back shots i would like to implore us to stop talking about we're already here we're already at the beach might as well play in the sand a little bit um we oh my god i'm so tired today they might be different because doggy i think is maybe a little bit more sensual and back shots i think is like two people just going like your hips are bruised after what so there is a difference could be could be i mean i've never given back shots i think it's

like a thing you're born with like i think you're you either it's like dunking like some guys just can't do it. Some guys are born with it. Some guys are born Yeah, he came out giving back shots. He was in a baby dump. You gotta be my buddy Willie. Came out of the womb giving back shots. Ew. Giving front

shots? This sucks. Flip over. I didn't have front shots. I don't have this in me today. I had a I had a Celsius and I was off the walls. I'm sorry. Oh, no, you're good i just take how are you supposed to like learn positions though and their names like what do you mean like i don't know they're all pretty self-explanatory nobody's like nobody's

like walking you through like this is what this means you know we can you we have the internet but i also think like i mean like at some point someone teaches at some point you learned each one from like a woman at one point at one point a woman goes and now we're gonna go into like it's like yoga i think they just like i feel like it's like when you see the cobra you know it's a cobra like for most of them i don't think like how are you supposed to know what missionary means i think it's just that's like the i mean i think i probably know if there's no mission being i think i i know it from watching porn that's actually a good point they're not labeling it they're not labeling it on the video it doesn't never it never comes up like she's never like to your

point she's never like we're in mission yeah exactly in that position also what is the cobra you know what i'm the cobra i mean can you picture it like not at all really um are you the cobra or is she i think that might help me out a little bit you're both the cobra or she's the cobra you're the basket that like the snake charmer gets her out of no she's the snake charmer in this person in this scenario can it only happen with three people no she's like i'm always the basket why can't i be the charmer can you be basket and i'll be snake tonight is the cobra real or did you make it up i made it up i couldn't even think of what it could be losing your losing your virginity in the cobra

how'd you guys do it how'd it go is it good we did the cobra what yeah we started with the cobra started with the cobra and i just got excited we never got out it's like this it's on the left leg oh my god there's i know you don't watch how i met your mother do you watch how i met your mother andrew we were actually just talking about this i watched a long time ago the one of my favorite lines is he's explaining so the main character is explaining to his friend what his ex-girlfriend likes because the friend is now dating the ex-girlfriend right okay sure yeah and he's walking her through it and he's like do not touch her right knee it is very ticklish but her left knee and then it cuts to like a flashback and it's them in bed and she

like clearly hates that he's touching her left knee but he goes does lefty like that oh i've never seen it you'd like it actually i don't know if you'd like it you're i feel like you're maybe not really a sitcom guy from what i've got does it have a laugh track it does have a laugh track but it's kind of a tasteful one yeah just one guy like ha i like the solo laugh track this is awesome we should start doing that i i did that one time where you like do the live sitcom tapings and they were like record your no way really for it yeah for what show um i did it for a couple shows yeah um i did it for that 90s show and uh what was the other one called to some judge show.

Jury duty or something? Jury duty. There's a laugh track in jury duty? No, not jury duty. That would have been a dead giveaway. Yeah, the main character's like, what is going on? Night court, that's what it was called.

What is night court? Night court. What is that about? It is one of the crimes at night or the trials? The trials are at night. How does that affect it? The courtroom's indoors. Yeah, that's a good point.

I think they drank more coffee. Are you serious? Night court? yeah it was called look this up is this a prank or something no you went to a tv show the way you said no it's like yes oh it was like a yeah it was like a redo but this is the new version of it night court is the funniest oh it's a show i was picturing it was like a courtroom drama what you do our courtroom reality what's the verdict at night court like that has to be something that's kind of like cgi friday is adjacent i guess night court um um the night

court is like pull up pull up law law terms andrew let's do night court it's like um i got it i got it um you get into your your honor he's pluto or wait that's like space you get into your boxer briefcase is what is night I was thinking about space go just click on one it made it smaller your honor it's bedtime oh me shut the fuck up I'm trying to literally give us anything I don't get maybe I missed that your honor it's bedtime you get it um all rest uh i give up i think i give up on night court pajamas defendant can i can i uh tell you something i was watching wanting python on the holy grail the other day

so good dude and uh it's funny i didn't watch it in probably 10 years it used to be my favorite movie as a kid but like i there were things i noticed one underrated scene is uh wait actually I took a video of it so I can just send it to you. Is that okay? No, he's... Shut the fuck up, Andrew. He can watch whatever he wants.

What? He said no. Did he really say no? Oh. While it's sending, we can talk about a few other things that happened. I...

Guess who I saw yesterday at the gym? Arnold again? No. Mick Jagger? I went after work so I saw someone equally jacked but not as famous. Ooh.

Ah. Oh, you saw the guy that lives in his car. who plays guitar yes no who's that there's a guy that lives in his car that's a member of the gym yesterday uh i saw him dumping out a big gulp of his pee on the side of the gym you know what didn't look like it there was stuff floating around in it okay all right i sent you a bunch wait wait wait what was floating around in it also does your pee have stuff floating around in it yeah your poop yeah like like if you have a small enough poop it just comes out with your pee

i've always wondered how does your body figure out what's pee and what's poop uh what one is a stinky brown dumb no but it's be serious like it's if i'm if i'm drinking at the same time as uh or let's say i have ice cream does it come out as pee or poop because it probably melts by the time it gets down there good question you know what i mean like do you pee ice cream wow i thought this probably i thought this episode was gonna suck and this just turned a corner this actually could be big time do you pee ice cream no i mean it goes in like your stomach and then your stomach like pulls the nutrients out that and that's what gets pooped and that's what turns into poop and then the rest like the liquids turn into pee i don't think so

ice cream you pee yeah the liquid portion of it yeah but like not like the milk so you pee like half the ice cream comes out as pee and half the ice cream comes out as poop what happens if you get chocolate vanilla swirl i feel like it comes out like four different times wait can you google do you pee or poop ice cream so how many more years like we're 25 right now this is a normal conversation how many more years before pee and poop is like off the table it's we're flirting with disaster um it's both body breaks on both and turns parts of it into pee i was kind of joking but now well your kidneys take water and then they clean your blood with it and then whatever's left over they turn into urine so when i clean it takes all the water first no matter everything

goes down there and then the kidneys come and get all the water well anything that they don't end up using they let you pee so if i if i uh eat ice cream it cleans my blood it kind of ended yeah i mean i guess if you eat or drink anything it cleans your blood and by this all right i sent the slack there's a few things in there so we can unpack one by one i forgot about this yeah so i so the person i saw the gin wait wait no way andrew nelson and this is me i sent him a peppa pig penis and i captured his live reaction did he know you were there he didn't realize i was right there at the time eventually he looked up that is unbelievable um that's that is awesome that like even in private not to impress

when someone sends you something you have to laugh you have to laugh because they're there When you're alone That's like about as hard as you laugh That's pretty good I was What was funny was I was eventually like he must be here We had already like talked

But I didn't know where I didn't know where In the gym you were And I didn't know where in the gym he was And so when I got that I was like he must be in this area And I looked up and he was like Peeking his head around

like this like tall ass like huge dude i just see like willie's head be like oh got you yeah you ppp them we um yeah we lifted together i actually can double his bench whoa it's true what are you throwing up around these days what are you throwing what are you throwing up around what are you throwing around this is i do like uh 245 and i think you were uh like 290 or 490 490 Yeah That's nice I do yeah

What do you bet actually I don't know You should get on there There's only like 3 in the whole gym How do you do it do you just go by yourself Do you get someone to spot you Only if I'm going for like a PR What happens if you just like

Do you use the clips or can you just dump it No you would like die If you didn't get it up damn i mean you could like hold it like down and then like try to yell for someone to like come grab it can you also like i've seen guys like roll it down onto their like hips and then you like sit up i mean you could but like that's like 245 pounds of cone on straight on your like rib cage you know wouldn't be the first time bro i don't want to hear about 245 pounds of man coming straight on my rib cage all right i had a guy one time wait oh well what just like come on

a rib cage no no talking about coming on your rib cage i was like that seems like a pretty wild place to do it a guy kidding kidding college one time we were just sitting there and he was like getting uh coming on another man's balls has got to be the gayest place to come right we were all like what what are you thinking about he was like i don't know it just seems really intimate we were like it's all intimate isn't that weird i guess yeah what yeah that i guess you gotta stand by your guns man you gotta believe in something i just thought of i don't know do you think like that's where they do is that is that where they do it if i was ever gay i'd tattoo a bullseye on my balls yeah they could aim for it andrew thoughts uh speechless wait i had a

question i'm dan and shay 245 pounds maybe we could do it together one time you could show me I find a lot of parts of the gym very intimidating Really? What do you find intimidating about it? The inside mostly The people The guy that lives in the locker room You haven't been in a locker room yet

I never went to the gym before Oh this is your first gym ever This is a scary one to start at It's terrifying Is it like the clientele is scary I mean there's like a gremlin that lives in a locker room But are they like nice guys yeah i mean i haven't had like a mean guy but they're all like like the most freakishly jacked

guys you've ever seen in your life aren't they in a way that's like gross yeah yeah i heard fitness guys are just excited that you're at the gym like no one's like judging this is like the least judgmental one i like toured like six when i moved out here and like the la fitness people were mean really this was crazy people would give me dirty looks all the time they're doing what Yeah, for just existing in their space. Yeah. They wouldn't even let me do, like, a day pass or anything there because it was, like, a signature club.

And so, like, I had to pay for, like, a week membership or something. For an anytime fitness? An L.A. fitness. Oh, L.A. fitness. Is that a nice gym? No, no. It's, like, the worst of the worst. So why are they just, like, a...

They're just, like, being pretentious. They're just, like, being dicks. Weird. Is Equinox, like, dick people? Equinox is nice. Yeah, it's just bougie. so it's like a lot of like it's a lot of like professionals i would say like people in their 40s 50s that are like career people and they wanted to just be like quiet and yeah yeah is

there music playing at gold's yeah there is yeah they play music videos too all the tvs have the music it's not like rap it's a lot of taiga yeah yeah oh shit yeah i mean listen i i mean it's right by my house being able to i'm door to door walking four minutes five minutes whoa it's pretty unbelievable and you get to work out with legends arnold and i see arnold every morning andrew is there every morning yeah i i yeah because i go in the mornings usually have you said what's up to him yet no i'm always right next to him but like i'm i'm not he has like an entourage there's also guys this is fun i figured out like they just hang around him not working out no there are guys that hang around him working out that i've realized like oh now i've every time i'm

working around near arnold this guy's on a machine near me so i realized like oh this guy is definitely like an undercover like a bodyguard secret service or whatever like i think he still gets oh he was a governor right oh i didn't even think about that oh huh i don't know if governors get it do they get i didn't know i think the president might be the only people that get a california governor get protection for life well there's a guy that wears like cargo shorts and looks normal and he like half asses all the machines so he's clearly just so and i and he's always around when arnold's area uh no california but he probably i mean definitely probably just like a security guard yeah i probably just paid i mean he's got i do keep their their secret service like when

when you leave like their guys their guys i think so yeah that would be nice i think i would like because they probably pick them right yeah like you know they get rid of the ones they don't like so they end up with ones like i was gonna say i never i i very rarely do i do a few things inside but 90 percent of the time i'm on either outdoor yeah that's the place to be it's less people because it's less people it's less intimidating yeah and i like being outside do you have a plan that you're doing or you're just kind of testing stuff out no i mean i gotta start training for the marathon in like two weeks so so back to running yeah any lifting while you're training i'm gonna try to do both but we'll see it's gonna be hard to keep up i kind of kicked myself for

asking what you were hitting today when you were like when we were like leaving i was like oh by the way what are you hitting today and you were like uh like chest and arms or whatever and i was like that's such like a lame gym question what are you hitting yeah what are you hitting i don't like it i think it's kind of part of the camaraderie i mean it's the same every time i just go every day and do like chest and i mean i mix up sometimes like you're gonna come in like slowly we're like is he only doing like triple d's you just have huge pecs nothing else yeah i mean i just that's like i i like my legs i'm doing ears i'm good i'm good with my legs you know who i am building a relationship with there is the guy that does the glam bot no way no way is he still doing

it i thought he got in trouble uh he still does it yeah i think he did it for whatever award show was like most recent because he was back on the red carpet what did he get uh he was like being like people said he was being pretentious about like renting it for a wedding but like if they're the reason for the red carpet oscars like i feel like i'm kind of on his side about like i doubt that like more than one percent of the population can afford to have it for like all their wedding right i think if i'm remembering correctly it was like instead of just being like yeah here's the here's how much it would cost i believe he was just like there's no way you could yeah yeah that's essentially what it was like bad business like he was saying like yeah you could

rent it but like the odds of you being able to afford it are low which he like to you not no no no it's just something to scroll online or whatever i think he was right but it was like hundreds of thousands yeah but like you shouldn't you also shouldn't message like what what a dumb ass reason to be canceled yeah that's i don't give a fuck about that well no but i i i would i'm not saying cancel i'm just saying like oh i thought you got cancer i was more i was i thought the woke mob guy and i'm like he did get woke woke woke one was crazy i'm saying i'm saying i'm upset with him for doing bad business i want his business to thrive yeah and i'm pissed about woke stuff yeah and the problem is that he doesn't actually own the camera or the technology he like

rents it from another company so he's not even like the sole owner of the camera they just wanted him there too i would be like no they wanted the camera i don't want i don't want the whole song it's a little misleading that it seems like he is like the only person that can operate it and knows it when really he's more so like renting it from another company that you think it's a di i think that's it what is he what race is it i i don't know polynesian i i have no clue i mean that's what di did every job you go anywhere every person is polynesian i like this new like anti-woke willie i'm anti-woke aww man i don't know but i will every job everything on the red carpet is taken by a polynesian man and i'm i'll say it i'll say it i'm i'm sick of seeing so many

goddamn polynesians running the glam bots it's every glam bot every glam bot i've ever seen is run by a polynesian guy what do you say what do you say regardless you ever heard of him what the How are you going to have a Polynesian if you don't even have a Mononesian? What? Can a Trinesian get in there? One second. He's talking. I was just going to say, regardless, every interaction with him has been very nice.

Nice. Okay. Now you guys can do your Polynesian bit. No, that's it. I do want to get that out of the way, though. He's been very kind to me in person. Have you said what's up? Yeah, he was wearing a Ferrari hat one time.

And I was like, Ferrari? does he have one uh i don't think so he's like a supporter of like the f1 team which i am as well uh that glam bot money gonna get you a ferrari i'll tell you money gonna get you whatever you want the glam bot i think i'm losing my mind i am too dude i am too the glam bot guy comes into your restaurant and like the they have to like they just kick everyone else because they're like he gonna get whatever he wants yeah yeah bring out the whole ocean we this morning we did a pre-game in 3d or some shit third person third person we had this like thing mounted on us with like a camera above us pointing at us and we were watching through vr

goggles and it was it made me so sick and it has left me with a indescribable feeling of uh like i felt like weird all day i feel disconnected from my body but and i you know sometimes that's a little sometimes that's welcome have you ever had like an out-of-body experience uh i would get like these i don't know if i'd go full-blown like describe it as full-blown like sleep paralysis but for like a couple months in high school and college i would like fall asleep but i would be awake and i would i would feel like something was in my room watching me and a couple times i felt like i was also watching me and that was kind of weird and i couldn't move but no i've never like gotten like held at gunpoint and be like out of my body i've had

an in my body experience bro we know yeah trust me bro you know get it yeah um wait fuck oh i've heard stories not to go back to sex but i've heard stories about people saying that they had They were making such beautiful love that they were on the other side of the room looking at it happen. It's just what I've heard. It's just what I've heard. It's just what I've heard. Backshots are doggy. I think it's like the cadence is somewhere in between.

I think the backshots are like the cupping noise. Oh. Right? It's like when you're a car back. Oh, I hate when like Michael Phelps has that shit on his back. it's like it gets my like trip to the cupping trip to fanophobia or whatever dude i dated a girl one time that was like obsessed with saying that she was afraid of holes and i was like how often is this like is that what it comes up all the time yeah was that it was like when people

just started saying that they hate the word moist i was like there's no way out of nowhere y'all are all just afraid of holes no i've always spent my whole life i just watched actually i've recently watched uh i was reading about uh the song from the movie holes and i watched a trailer and the second shot and i was like oh and then went to the comments and top comment was like you know what i don't even like these new phone cases people have that like stick on the wall yeah buddy a lot of holes in a cluster wait so describe what you don't like about it's like not knowing it's a physical reaction it's not um there's nothing logical to it it makes my whole body like that's so interesting like so it's a real thing you're not it's totally real

i've had it my whole life and i just didn't know what it was so i just was like oh i'm being weird and you have holes in your pants right now not like yeah brother's afraid of holes you you yeah not literally you would hate your crotch it's like clusters of holes or clusters of like bumps can do it too yeah oh my god you would you would hate you would hate the parties that andrew and i throw there are clusters of bumps and tons of holes everywhere bro you would bro you would hate my bedroom doing one of my shindigs it makes my whole like it's like i just ate a makes your whole do what shrink oh man it's so small now it's just for farts i have to poop out my mouth what the hell is that that's something that's my job

oh my lordy man come on i guess come on man come into you alive speaking of girls i did things for attention there was a girl at my middle school who always wore like a knee brace yeah like over her jeans brace a knee brace oh my god brother's been on the internet so long he doesn't even know what a knee brace is anymore he thinks everything's an e everything's got to be e brace for my wi-fi injury i broke my router i broke my yo what's on your xbox oh brace yeah i got injured in 2k last night sorry andrew there was one more with an ebrace oh anyway uh and so she would always wear it over her jeans which i don't think you're supposed to do yeah well because if it's under the jeans then no one can see it and feel sympathetic for you exactly but then one day

she came in and it was on the opposite no way i got what knee that she usually puts it on and somebody called her out in class holy she was like uh the other knee is just hurting today and we're like then wouldn't you just get two knee braces like aren't you supposed to wear that all the time yeah on the one knee do you remember that girl that got famous for having like a cool scar on her face oh and then it no i think it was real at one point and then it like healed but she had built this whole audience around having a scar so she would put makeup on every morning and they compared it like ever like they just did like a time lapse of like how it evolved and like just small changes every day it had gotten to a point where it was like a

completely different shape and color than it was initially and i think she finally admitted like yeah i did can you pull that it wasn't real right i believe it was i mean we know it's not real but i think she finally um uh the viral scar girl refers to creator annie benelli who gained widespread notoriety uh viewers point out the shape color and visibility of the mark seemed to change or move across her cheek in different videos but nelly leaned into the viral attention addressing the skepticism while maintaining that the mark was real or shifting due to healing and concealer usage um even appearing on podcasts discuss it bizarre uh i don't know if we don't know yeah can you go to images no you'll see it and be like

so it's like the original scar no no that was like way later i think the scar was like maybe that right there this is no no like on the left where it's like an actual like cut on the left on the i believe that was it and then it just turned into like something else and then this oh i see i see you see what i mean like it's like curved like the in up and then it's like curved down here yeah yeah but i also kind of i kind of see where she's coming from she like started making money for something and then you're like fuck i it went away it's like if they banned beer for you yeah exactly it would be like if they banned beer i'm kind of worried that's what's gonna happen when my face finally clears up everyone's gonna stop listening to the podcast

yeah they only like me for my cold sores right right uh is that gonna happen do you have them bad right now it's not that bad it sucks though that you're having to deal with that thank you how does it does it hurt no it's just cosmetic you could be accused of the same thing because i thought it was up higher and now it's down it's moving okay well they it sucks so bad well how long makes me so sad dude having skin stuff is so frustrating because it just feels like your body's like betraying you the fact that we had three shoots today i was like oh my god yeah i was i was positive being gone by the day what uh have you gone to a dermatologist no i've read a lot of stuff on reddit that's good if you want to sort of nature's dermatologist

um yeah no i mean i yeah i thought it would be i thought i was gonna like just get through this one and then figure it out because but which is dermatologist even who you go to for cold sores i don't know i have a lady if you want really she do your nuts she did my nuts she did my nuts well that was my my plastic surgeon did she kind of consulted huge he got his nuts done uh she's the goat it is it is out of it's like out of pocket though yeah i mean i think i i i i've read i think i can get uh like medication for it over the counter through like one of those like you know how you can just get drugs online now oh like amazon rx or whatever yeah like roman or something oh yeah yeah yeah yeah how is that a thing where you just like circumnavigate the or circumvent the

uh i think you get i think you have like a telehealth appointment got it the thing the thing is like i go to a doctor it's like i know exactly what it is i'm 100 positive of what it it is so it's not like a i need to go get diagnosed i just need to get the meds right it's like when you ruptured your ass it's like i don't need we don't need the consultation like i can tell you over the phone my ass yeah i called it out here i said there's a crack in it he said that's normal brother did you know your your uh you can poop so hard your butt comes out sorry your anus medical term isn't that disturbing like your pink sock yeah isn't that like it's not connected to anything in there it can just come out it's like a sleeve it's like you're wearing like a your dad's dress

shirt as a kid and if it comes out in the middle of a podcast what do you do you try and like you know when your dog scoots down the carpet i think you try and do that on the couch dude we were on we were on a family friend's boat in uh maine we're eating dinner and his two dogs were there and one was dragging its ass from bow to stern for 20 minutes and we were i was like facing it and all the adults had their backs to it and i just had to be like yeah and there was poop no thank god it was on a white carpet too so you'd oh but it was like it i mean i was i thought there was gonna be a skid mark from the length of the mississippi river Dude, have you seen those great whites that are fucking terrorizing our beautiful home state?

No. There's six juvenile great whites. Oh, I thought you meant Susan Collins and Paul LePage. Great whites. Boom, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Oh, man. This lifeguard in Scarborough, he had one of those yellow floaties. 71 year old lifeguard

he looks like he's 45 long blonde hair and he doesn't look like he's 45 50 maybe and the great white apparently grabbed

the tether on his thing and pulled him down didn't touch him though whoa pull this up Andrew pull up like great white sharks main

I believe there are six and they're from like Wells Beach just closed like swimmers can't be in there really people are worried about it I'm going up there

right after you I'm going back now September 18th I won't be there the scarborough public safety team on over the weekend the park manager i'm from that state park now and bonnie you spoke with the park we'll see the shark no i wasn't gonna turn around and introduce myself greg wilfer is no stranger to the waters of scarborough beach state park

he's been working at the beach for decades but during a regular swim this past saturday he says he encountered his first shark i got pulled underwater and i was probably five feet under and I thought I was caught in a boat prop and I realized it wasn't. Wilford says he was able to slip out of the harness attached to his rescue device and swim quickly to shore. He didn't need to see it to know what had pulled him under. There's no fish that's going to do that. It has to be a big fish or a shark. It had to be the shark. Wilford unscathed, but his rescue device taking the brunt of the beating. Oh yeah, that's insane. They've seen him too. It's not, we're not going we're not operating not over the guy with the wigs uh story crazy that that's his that is

he's 71 can you look up a top five game can we do that what is it it's just like something no okay the legend of zelda can we play the legend of zelda click on first one oh i don't know about this one somehow top five game okay let's do it how do we play countries with the lowest population density tuvalu wait that's an island though isn't it oh lowest population density yeah uh minimum one million population kazakhstan i mean russia is like russia's almost entirely mongolia you can do that russia is one of them you think so yeah russia's russia is like oh wow mongolia is number one russia has the like largest forest what eighth

there's so many people in the eastern part of it oh okay the western part of it sorry um let's go what do you think andrew greenland i was trying to think it's not a country is it i mean you can type it see if it comes up but yeah no uh what about like uh like madagascar that feels dicey yeah and islands are never gonna be it i don't think really hmm we'll just who has the amazon brazil mostly but brazil has tons of people like the houses are like on top of each other there's so many people um egypt or something like desert it's got to be like south sudan like one of the sahara there's like all desert i feel like it's like uzbekistan yeah maybe we follow the

oh okay all right all right uzbekistan is extremely what about what about uh what about what did i just say let's do south sudan let's see it oh i know we were like limited on our australia namibia libya canada i actually thought about saying canada i was like there's no way that is well we got the number one that's pretty good yeah well done guys i was talking to these uh like hollywood execs at a wedding one time and they were asking about the podcast and uh i was like yeah we have a really strong like uh female audience and he was asking why that was and i was like i think it's because we talk like about like poop and like sex and stuff like that like things that like maybe like girls aren't

like talking about like on the like a daily basis or whatever and let me get this i'm gonna let you finish here let me get this straight you ran into some hollywood big wigs and he asked what our podcast was about and he said poop that was the first thing you said no i mean you're not wrong say that that's why it was about you're the guy who started with double doggy stories you think the women the women listen to us because of poop i i guess i feel like that's like we're like losing women because of it i brought it up to izzy because izzy was a listener before she started working here and i asked her if that was true and she said absolutely not yeah couldn't be more wrong so what do you want to talk about polypocket

is that what chicks are chicks are into what chicks do polypocket yeah i got six neetos yesterday oh yeah nice yeah i i downloaded the whatnot app are you guys familiar with whatnot i've heard of it so it's basically like tiktok live but for like bidding on things like ebay okay and they'll just like flash a needle on the screen and it'll be like they'll start the bid at like a dollar and you'll have 15 seconds to like up the bid and every time someone ups the bid they start back over at like 15 seconds 10 seconds whatever and uh it just keeps going until it's sold and uh and binder and i were on the same live stream we we had to like strategize like what live stream we went on you had to go on one with like very few people but they were like

still giving out neato's because some like you go on there and it's just like dumplings on there and it's like not really that interesting and they got like babies and ice cream cones and i'm like i just need like the cube you know it's like sometimes they have like nice bergs and it's just like i don't need all of that you know what i mean like i just need the small ones um and uh no i don't know i nodded when you said do you know what i mean i'm gonna be honest i the quicker we nod the quicker we get through this part of the story i want to hear about how you want it i don't care about the iceberg and so they they put out three regular neato's three mini neato's at the same time pink purple and blue which are like the most cash colors that you can get for neato's

and they started the bid at 45 and nobody bet on it and binder and i were on the same one and the last second she said andrew bid on it and i did and we won so 45 for six of them yep i mean you're the richest guy and it was the best moment of my life okay man thank you i was waiting for it i wasn't gonna ask really how can we not talk about family when family's all that we got i uh i am stoked for you we need to what about what that can't be the best moment we need like sadika's at home listening like what what you have fucking children's toys we've been together for years does she do them too no she doesn't she doesn't do them at all what does she do i think if you found out your doctor what she's a doctor right pharmacist is she a pharmacist yeah she's

a pharmacist that's a doctor doctors well there's a pharmacist at home who just logged off you know it's funny i meant that in a way of like i'm i'm i know specifically what kind of got it got it i thought you were but then the way that i realized the way it came out sounded like i was i thought it was like i thought you were being condescending uh i didn't mean it like that if i found out my pharmacist was was on live streams doing that i think i'd i would be like i can't take these pills if i found out i had a pharmacist i would say yeah what is what the hell am i what what can you get me dude how cheap can i tell you something from my childhood that came up recently yeah i'm worried so i uh as you know you may not know this but i figured out how to make butterbeer the other

day oh no or oh oh no i didn't know that which i was pretty excited about what does that mean i just i found a recipe online and the first one i first one i found it was perfect i nailed it so i would think uh it's cream soda butterscotch syrup whisk it up butter extract which i didn't have so i skipped it then i did whipped cream on top and a little more butterscotch but here's the kicker when i had my whipped cream a memory came back where i was like huh by we had this neighbor yeah and he would he had kids around our age and whenever we were at his house he'd line all of us up and he put he sprayed whipped cream in our mouths and i was just like this is like awesome whatever and i told my mom like a couple years ago uh like i had remembered it back then and

i told her and she was like what when was this happening and i was like every time we went over there she was like every time like that seems like a little excessive right she was like honey their whipped cream didn't exist back then in may isn't that a kind of of no that's fun i used to on my dad all the fucking time but of every time we went to this house it was like everybody line up and he'd go down the line that's fun i thought it was like a fun childhood memory okay you're thank god for no reason well i used to always wonder like when i was a kid how come there were no male teachers from like kindergarten to fourth grade yeah and now i kind of understand that it would be a little bit weirded out i think if my like first grade teacher was a guy with the first

male teacher that was available to us was fourth grade i really ours was like fifth grade and uh and then the first one i had was fifth grade i liked having a guy teacher they didn't have a male teacher until seventh or eighth grade my first male teacher showed us napoleon dynamite like every other week really like how this is taking up like a lot of valuable class time dude am i i went to like a k-8 school yeah i left after sixth grade there was only one male teacher in the entire school when he was eighth grade whoa was he like swimming in it with the teachers no i think he was married uh but he was like super like earthy like stoner vibes nice and had like a cool way yeah like not like i didn't know what a stoner was but like he had like a

ponytail and oh nice uh there we did i feel like maybe i even told the story but i we did a day where like you get to go shadow the eighth graders yeah and he showed us the once in a lifetime talking heads music video like have you ever seen that there's a song once in a life yeah yeah it's sick and i don't know he just like showed it and he's like i just think this is a cool music video i start every day with a cool music video oh no and we were like what the hell like dude what the fuck you're supposed to be teaching bro you're blowing it they're gonna fire you yeah we had a teacher who a male teacher one of very few in the middle school that was dating another teacher oh no kind of secretly like i think my sister and her friends knew somehow people knew

and uh he ran over cat on accident and they broke up oh oh no he ran over her cat i think they were like i don't know i think they were maybe like they'd been together for like a minute and she was like yeah we had an assistant i'm not officing you by the way principal come and shadow one of our teachers it was our chemistry teacher and as soon as the assistant principal came in she started coming to each of our desks and asking us if like we need any help with our chemistry homework and she didn't teach like the entire year so like we all needed help and like when she came over we would all be like how do you do this and she'd be like i don't know i don't know and we'd be like what yeah she like

didn't know how to do half the problems that is impossible truly so what happened did you guys tell that she's whispered it yeah tell the principal the assistant principal didn't hear we we tried we tried so many times to get her fired and they just did it's like you even get a job i think it's like really hard to fire a teacher like a tenured teacher yeah yeah i mean she'd been around a while and like that's like just college is it really i don't know high school teachers get tenure too we definitely had ones that were like really yeah uh there was a guy at rollins who also taught my dad and i was in his last class isn't that crazy that was cool teaching long enough that you teach like a second another january oh maybe you could teach one of

our kids he i was separate class one of our kids separate families uh he taught me a class called boys to men and we watched we would watch movies and is that real yeah we we uh we'd watch movies and read books about modern masculinity and write papers on them yeah that's kind of interesting i watched moonlight never seen it i liked it but it was just it's not my type of it's not my type of thing it's like this i can't believe the priest did that what i can't believe those priests did that what does that spotlight got it got it i uh it's like the genre of movie that my mom likes where it's like you're purposely making yourself uncomfortable which i think is valuable but it's not gone girl kind of like gone girl no no just like the hard reality the hard truth of hard

truths that are hard to hear like my mom's favorite genre is like middle-aged woman going through worst situation ever was sounds like gone girl that's pretty much gone girl not everything's fucking gone that what you said at the end there is kind of gone girl willie and i are going out to viral bars tonight yeah what does that mean viral bars that have gone viral yeah like in la yeah yeah god willing have are there any bars that you guys haven't been to yet oh my in la like yeah thousands are you talking we've probably been to we've probably been to under 50 bars well wait you guys have hit like victorian and tavern on main right oh yeah that's a shoe are there any other bars oh tinies you guys hit tinies right yeah i love tinies dude

i've been tearing it up at tinies i'm getting tiny on that dance floor you ever get so you you ever be dancing away you're like oh i'm tiny i'm feeling tiny it's like small you ever get your like it's when uh if you're falling asleep in a pitch black room sometimes you like forget how big your body is yeah what happened to you where you're like oh yeah what that never happens to you where you're like i feel like tiny right now in this room hey how about the article today about our friends being in the movie awesome i didn't read it yet though i didn't read either but yeah do they even say anything in those i actually didn't click on it i just i just it was like we couldn't say anything about it for so long that i'm just relieved that we can now be like

our friends are shooting our friends are making a movie yeah i just can't believe i can't believe the big twist is that chet dies yo do you listen to role models new album no i heard it got not good reviews is it good brother brother only review you need is this one and i loved it okay well i i've been i two of the songs have already made it into my on repeat oh nice the rest i haven't totally been listening to as much okay did it get bad reviews i i just saw like a pitchfork thing that was like i got like a as i'll get well he's he's awesome he said my sister said uh that he so he did a show in portland yeah and like everyone from our hometown and like the surrounding towns were there she was like it was i was seeing people i hadn't seen in

years and he said his mom asked for a plus 46 which i thought was kind of awesome isn't that cool that you're like 46 yeah he uh he i i think it's fantastic listen to listen to stain you'd like stain or maybe you wouldn't i don't know i'm sure i would i like his music um i like i like that um but like saggy um i wanted to tell you brought up chet and i heard an all-time chet story i don't know if he's gonna be embarrassed about this but i was at a bar and this girl comes up to me and she's like oh my god you're chester's friend i was like yeah and she's like we you know we went on a date like like years ago and i was like uh oh awesome how'd it go and she was like not well i was like really like like i mean in my head i'm like what could he have done right like

he's like a completely normal guy like i'd usually when someone's like it was a horrible date it's like that person was fucking crazy and she was like he uh he was he ate his noodles from the bottom i was like what and she like mimed it and was like yeah he like scooped the noodles and held him like way over his head and then ate him up from the bottom and i was like that is i find that impossible to believe and so i i text chester this is like five plus years ago yeah i texted chester a picture of the two of us and he was like yeah like i vaguely remember her like uh we went on like one date and i and uh he was like it was not a good date it's like they were both on the same page he doesn't remember why but she was like he ate his noodles from the bottom

and i was like that is kind of a thing from the back i usually just like what are you doing i was just saying no that's not a normal thing yeah i mean i guess like it kind of makes it hard the way she did it it was like yeah way over his head and he was like dropping him in that's hysterical all-time reason for a date i didn't even tell him that i don't think but we'll find out he listens to every episode yeah i was talking to sadika about like past like dates and relationships and things like that and uh i told her one time i was like i went on this date with this girl and it went really well and she came back to my place and then i just didn't text her for a week and then she was mad at me i don't know why and sadika was like oh are you serious like no

fucking shit she was mad at you you didn't text her for a week after you guys like spent the night together and i was like i know but i was really busy that week she was like it doesn't matter he sounds like a he just sounds like a dumb guy yeah that was him that was me oh what wait what i misunderstood the story i was telling her about like past dates and relationships i had been on and i was like telling her about you just called andrew a dumb guy that's fucked up Oh, that's my bad, bro. No, no, you're right. I was being a dumb guy.

Dude, that's fucked up, bro. You know what? No, I stand by it. If you were perplexed by that, then at that point in your life- I was a dumb guy. I'm sorry. I thought you were saying that she- But he was perplexed by it recently.

In my head, though, I had told her ahead of time. You're not helping me. Yeah, I'm trying to throw you under the woods. What I thought you were saying is that you were asking her about past dates that were weird, and she was saying a guy told her that on a date. wait you were well i in my defense i told her at the end of the date i was like this is really fun but i am really busy so i'll text you again when i'm free and i wasn't free for like a week so i just didn't text her wait why can't you like i feel like texting is pretty like low lift

i know like can't you just text like text them like yeah but i also am just like i'm not a big sneak off to the bathroom take a quick crotch shot i'm just not a big texter like in general like i just don't like okay how's your day going or whatever well yeah don't do the boring stuff but you gotta send like send some like funny shit yeah like a hairy backboard or right a hairy backboard what is all all can we talk about this you think you can try all time morning this morning will text me in my i'm way mowing to work and uh will sends me a photo that you sent the first one and then i oh okay so i send this photo of of this guy we've worked with in the past this act this actor we worked with years ago has decided to venture into nude modeling and it is a there's

one it was the he sent you the two it was in the slack facing the other way but there's like another one that's so that's from the back or maybe don't show like the handle and stuff yeah yeah yeah no i know who this is like you tell from the back go to the next picture it's zoomed in it should be better the front one the one from the front is like crazy and it's and will texted like bro's gotta say what you will about about him but he's got a crazy backboard like the part above his wieners massive dude i bet his runway is that looks like uh have you ever seen the mike wazowski yeah exactly yeah yeah what is it uh this picture bro you know what's really funny is like the the two eyes thing is not what he looks like like i just forgot that

that's like a they made that like a joke like in the movie as one correct yeah yeah yeah just kind of like his whole thing wait are there any frontal pictures yeah not of not full front the photographer like it like he i saw one of like women and he like would blur their boot not blur but like he makes it look like they don't have nipples and like their crotch is gone and they got rid of the crotch oh so he's just like smooth no his leg is like shadow yeah oh okay but uh he's getting paid for that or i'd hope i'd hope so i don't know i'd hope so it's hard to say It's hard to say sometimes. I don't know.

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jobs and delivering american quality so next time you're stocking the bar grab some pinnacle vodka great vodka at a great price please drink responsibly must be 21 plus let's get back into the episode um wait this is funny let me send this jesus can i say one thing i'm being i've decided to be antagonistic today is that okay yeah of course hey hey ass fuck wait i ever tell you you know like you guys remember the delco accent of course so like one of like yins that's pittsburgh but they're like okay one of the baltimore guys new jersey guys no delphi guys it it's outside philadelphia delaware county yeah which is of course delaware outside of philadelphia it's in pennsylvania oh so philly guys don't have it

well philly guys have like a philly accent how do uh how does a county have a county specific accent i don't know i mean it's it's like sort of an exaggerated philly accent almost but they say like wooder and you know all that but that's like philly too but anyway they like one of the things that i was like yo dickhead or like i can't i can't say it right but like the line is like yo dickhead yeah it's like how they like it's like also like what up bro yeah it's like not a big deal right no yeah but thank god i knew that from i've seen like guys making fun of it like i don't really know that much about anyway when i was leaving the mlb all-star game with my friend we were like out

on the street looking for our our ride or whatever and a guy walks up and he's like yo dickhead and i was like oh no like i'm about to like have to fight this guy and then i was like oh no that's like their that's like their greeting and he's like which way's the train from here and i was like oh i think it's down that way he's like thank you bro it was just very it was fucking crazy it was like your dickhead and i'm wearing a metzer it's just like he knows i'm not from there so i was like right it was just funny i don't know it was very it was so stereotypical it was like it was like a guy being in boston and a guy walking up and asking you to park the car in harvard yard right right i don't i packed the car i'm gonna be honest

i haven't met many guys that are like that that i've enjoyed uh boston accent no no no the like delco guys yo dickhead guys how many guys do you know like that in general i met literally you know probably three at a bar and it's just it's yeah it's not my jam uh do you guys want to hear about this guy i learned about on youtube today yeah uh i don't want to andrew do you want to do this way of grace and lord sent me this and i think it's kind of funny so i was getting a lot of shit on the last podcast about how when before we hung out i sent out a text saying hey i'm trying out a new look where you're getting shit for this what i mean we talked about it on the podcast oh oh sorry i thought you meant like you got shit from that i thought you meant like you

were getting people on the podcast were also like that no no no i feel like i wasn't giving you i didn't mean to give you shit i was just saying like that's a that's like a whole i think i surprised this is the greatest text andrew has ever sent me sure yeah yeah but i think it felt like maybe like uh you didn't actually it made me feel small you made him feel tall oh i did that was not my intention i thought that was hilarious to be like i'm trying out a new i stand by i stand by that i think he was trying out a new look you just think he was just fancy i've never seen him out so i don't know yeah well that's what you said you were like you were like you sent this whole text it made it a whole thing and then you just dressed fancy like there was like no need

anyway okay i was trying out a new look i felt like i was kind of getting shit on um and somebody sent me some receipts which that is not it but grace and lord sent me these receipts you have to talk about it with every person that you see so this is a memo that goes out to co-workers friends family says like rusty's trying out a new look today uh please keep the please keep the comments to a minimum you don't want to talk about it i want i i want i want this to be for context this is about wearing a pirate bandana yeah which is definitely a new look i said you were you you said i'm trying out a new look and then you just wore you went fancy yeah i'm but i never go fancy yeah i didn't also think i wouldn't call it like fancy it was like it was

nice it's nice that is awesome that i said that i will say with context that i still am that was about wearing a pirate band a grateful dead pirate band yeah i think that definitely is different no um it's different wait what's your point now that you shouldn't send the text if you're dressing nice but you should if you're wearing a pirate band i believe this was a this was a business pitch right yeah that's a business pitch about about like like you think you're trying out a crazy new you're saying his outfit wasn't crazy enough to justify that feels like you're just apple picking whatever helps your case the best 100 feels like yes whenever you argue it's okay whenever i do it it's completely that's how arguing yeah well this is a business

pitch about about if you're gonna wear a bandana to work i would have liked a service but i yeah that is crazy so if i if i came to work in the outfit that i wore friday night that's true people would that's a good point yeah talking about as much as i'm talking about the pirate band that's definitely a good it happened to me when i i the one day i wore uh pants or shorts with holes on them oh like jeans with holes in them i'm just joking every pair i have you came in with a new haircut one time in edge like flame do you remember you tried to have it like down in your face the otis it was before you got the otis you like tried to do it without getting a new haircut like you had just styled it differently and edge like flamed your ass whatever um well

andrew it's easy for him to say that you could have the one who's hot you could have used this business yeah thank you grace and lord for being in my corner i'm in your corner i don't really i wasn't flaming my corner is dwindling wait but i also wasn't it's him and pd usa i wasn't flaming him either i said it's the greatest text that i've gotten you said greatest and you didn't mean that in like a this was off you meant it like this is hysterical i believe verbatim i said it's the greatest sex this is awesome like i think that that is yeah but you meant in like a funny way yes it's a funny thing yes 1000% hilarious so it's like a joke yes so i'm a joke so my business pitch which is my business pitches which are 90% jokes on a comedy podcast was also

a joke so andrew is it is so i'm a joke he's a pitch to you basically you don't take me seriously i stand by that that was a hilarious text to send i thought i think it was one of the most brave things i've ever seen i could leave for boy wine tomorrow and you would with boy one you wouldn't even take a second glance what's boy one girl beer oh boy why don't keep keep keep their name out of your keep their name out of fucking uh i did not mean i did not mean for you to to upset you andrew i think that that is i'd stand by that it was a hilarious sex well i'm just happy that i think that you i'm happy that the top three people in my life right now are willie d myself and grace and lord okay you're one of the top three i have to be so i have a question first king were you

I also must have misunderstood I'm also trying to get a raise here so don't blame me for sucking up I also maybe misunderstood the text I thought it was meant to be funny Yeah it was So what is the point I'm just saying that That you took everything he loved

And basically curled it up in a ball and stomped on it He made a joke and I told him it was a hilarious joke So Andrew I'm sorry Going forward I will not tell you That your jokes are funny I just wanted you guys to laugh with me not at me I was definitely laughing with you You were joking about it.

You were kind of on the other side of the corner laughing at me. You were pointing and shaking your ass. And me, Willie, and Grace, and Lorde were all laughing with me. And you were clinging onto Ryan Michaud's penis and pointing his penis at Andrew and saying, look at this. Look at this cock. Is that something? Can you play the rest of the clip? Wait, I think I know what I say.

Can I predict it? Yes. i think i say i feel like you do want people to ask about it want to be able to walk into work with one of my new bandanas on and it would be the same thing as wearing a hat where it's like maybe if they really liked banana they could say cool bandana but they don't have to ask like why are you doing this why are you you're hurting all of us you're embarrassing all of us why are you wearing i guess we'll never know um it's a number one champion style i don't even really does that i don't even really know what point that proves that i at one point said that there should be a

service for doing what you did what what did i do wrong i laughed at your joke yeah you laughed at me and everything i laughed at and you laughed kind of be a proxy you laughed at me and grayson lord okay you laughed at all of our expenses okay laughing at our expense That's the guy who does our expense reports Bro thinks he's getting his money back I still don't even really know What's going on It's something that

Grayson does and God does Something that I'll share with Willie Am I missing something? This is deeply serious You should be really upset Remind me even what I said I said it was the greatest text No

Quit Quit rewriting history here wait that's verbatim what what what what line are you offended about you you being like you just dressed fancy there was no need to send a text i'm like yeah yeah also a chaplain era saying the greatest text you're misrepresenting like the tone of being like you're the greatest thing you're it is like it's like look at this funny thing he did and not in like a he made a joke that i laughed at but in like a you did make a joke that i laughed no but it's like silly that like it was like it was like you thought his like outfit was like should have been worn by like a

baby or a criminal or both i think if you say i'm trying out a new look then next if you say it again next time i was so excited to see it is that what you want to hear okay okay that is why that is all right did this go how you were hoping you would you know outlaw pete by bruce springsteen no look up the lyrics is that about a baby criminal did what did you want what did you want out of this interaction andrew i wanted you to know that there's people in my corner okay and that those people are willie d and grace and lord okay sounds good and those are the only two people who's a listener she she's listening you don't even know her gender it's like you're laughing at all of us i've never you're laughing at her gender i've never even met her i think

this is not going well for me lyrics oh he is a baby criminal you didn't look up lyrics dude what part of lyrics is hard i'm turning on him yeah he's uh all i need is grace and lord in my life okay i don't know i'm i'm gonna be honest i'm very confused about this the last five minutes of my life i think you're overthinking it i think we're all having fun okay uh look at the first lyrics he was born a little baby on the appalachian trail at six months old he'd done three months in jail that's awesome he robbed a bank in his diapers and his little bear baby feet all he said was folks my name is outlaw pete that could be like a dr seuss book i know it's a real bruce springsteen's on it's awesome he was born a little baby on the appalachian trail when i was

eating lunch today i went on youtube to have some entertainment while i was drinking and uh there was a thumbnail that just said worse than epstein i was like gotta check that out it was about a guy in like medieval france who was apparently worse than epstein it was a very interesting thesis that this guy had yeah and uh the basically the argument that the guy was making was or not the argument just the story he was telling us was there was this rich kid born in france his dad dies then his mom dies so he goes to live with his grandfather and his grandfather is this like sick twisted puppy and uh gets him into like fucking he gets like turned on by like pain and like doing these horrible things whatever and uh then he inherits he's like the richest guy

in france and uh by the end long story short by the end of his life they found like 140 baby baby like skeletons and he got charged with killing a minimum of 140 uh kids and like doing he was like doing sacrifices and stuff with him it was well over the legal limit i believe shocking yeah jesus christ oh my god all right should we wrap it up let's do it we don't have any drafts or anything can i talk about a viral lucy moment please it's happening right now you're in it lucy break let's have a lucy break what's your favorite lucy mint breaker eight milligrams really can we see him look at that bad boy you ain't lying white boy guys i use them i use them for focus for energy

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something that i learned last night this is my teach me something if you had to guess when suspension was invented like think like suspension on like your car when do you think that was invented not specific to the car but like i don't what else is it in wait like when they have like hydraulics like they go like yeah like anything like on like wagons or carts or anything like carriages august 1996 1890 uh the eighth century what isn't that awesome someone's cart was whipping around with like fucking that's sick because we were watching game of thrones or watching house of dragon last night and uh the this cart came like skirting around a corner and we were like dad it's got to be like a nightmare with all those bumps and we googled and obviously like

this wasn't a real time but like when carriages were around these brothers had suspension what did it look like i'm just picturing like fred flintstone just lifting the car yeah dropping the car yeah and dropping the friend flintstone friend yeah uh i don't know i would guess some sort of like spring maybe yeah i don't know there's no or no not car no no no that's not what i said suspensions oh hydraulic hydraulic i got hydraulics on the brain another thing what are hydraulics isn't that what makes a car go up and down i don't know about cars they should write a song about that i thought suspension was making the car go up and down primitive suspension was chains that's kind of awesome wait what is suspension then i thought

that's what made the car go yeah it does oh suspension does yeah then what does hydraulics do hydro i hydraulics are like a complete i don't even know if cars like have hydraulics i think you're just i don't know i mean i can think of like a hydraulic press it's i think it's like a type of power i don't know yeah yeah see it makes them go up and down oh this is what i was but like that's like maybe a thousand cars in the world what i don't know there's plenty in long beach wait what i don't know anything about cars i can't participate you keep looking at me like i don't know i don't know what a hydraulic is i don't know what a suspension is i don't know what a piston is okay i don't like suspension is just

the is like i could change a tire and i can put gas it's like there's it's like the shocks on your bike or like nike shocks yeah i get like the technology but like i don't it could be hydraulics kade cunningham no no hydraulics are a thing that's like like it like shoots the thing the suspension is every car is suspension like what every car is suspension my honda fitter is not going like up and down brother where like to prevent like when you go over like a bump oh like that kind of suspension it just braces the impact a little bit oh that's why i was trying to say like this is this is a whole different thing that's like a fit cannot do this yes it can not this wait

this is like breaking my brain that neither of you had heard of suspension before i've heard of okay i thought it was i was just i guess i meant i was unaware of like i don't know what hydraulics are and i don't know he he got us on a like that was that was i understand how suspension works yeah but i don't know what it looks like practically inside of a car at all it's just like a it's just like a rod going into like a uh thing that like cushions it cushions the blow have you ever seen street beefs no i feel like oh the backyard like brawls yeah what's that what are you uh what am i george bush and you're a reporter oh give it back it probably smells doesn't it it does

sorry does it really smell for sure right yeah oh your shoes are stinky every time are feet stinky or you just wear your shoes for too long i think you keep shoes longer than what i know yeah i keep but also any any shoes i've been wearing all day they don't have a little stank to them interesting it's a bummer but it's a small price to pay to have a huge cock and a great face um sorry andrew street beefs what are you who are you talking about i just feel like we like don't have american things like that anymore uh like we celebrated like the 250th anniversary of america but like i just felt like it didn't feel like america anymore oh okay because the hydraulic wait what because we don't have like street beefs anymore oh no i know it's no it's

because no no no no you're not doing this we live in the greatest country in the world and i'm not letting you do you know one time i was ordering a hot dog at a bc basketball game and the national anthem started but it was like like you ever like in line for a hot dog or like some shit like that at the stadium and you hear the national anthem you're like are we all supposed to right and so I just kept ordering my hot dog, and one of the workers fucking screamed at me. I was like, can I do a hot dog and a Diet Coke? She's like, hey, stand for your fucking Pledge of Allegiance. Pledge of Allegiance.

Or whatever. You stand for the national anthem. You respect this country. She said something like that. I like that, dude. I could barely hear it. It was just like we were aware that it was happening. that is funny by that logic like a guy like walking down the street that's what i'm saying

it's like if you could hear it at any point maybe i'm out of the i'm out of the actual arena yeah yeah i don't need it um oh say can't you did you guys do the pledge of allegiance every morning yeah i had to do it one time and i forgot the words for like are you gonna lead it yeah so i had to start it but then like you know everyone else would carry it from there right but i forgot how it started for like the first like 20 seconds i just froze the first 20 seconds yeah yeah for 20 seconds i was just standing there and i think people just thought like i wasn't the one i didn't know i was the one that had to lead it right for like 20 seconds and then i got it but i truly was just like completely blanked on what the first words would you end up saying i pledged allegiance

i got it right but it took 20 seconds i thought you meant you were like fumbling through it for 20 seconds no i could just never no no no for 20 seconds they were like and now we'll do the pledge of allegiance and like i just stood there for 20 seconds was it in person or like the inner it was in person it was at our njhs graduation ceremony oh i used to have to do it on the intercom like over those speakers the whole that's not too bad because you're not like facing for some reason it's like scarier because you can't and you're thinking about everyone else yeah you're thinking about how many people are listening to this did you do every day or just once only when zach kranzberg wasn't there he was a student body president i was a few times senior class president

so i had to wait if he was out i just got got the call up yeah uh do you guys want to see my this guy rocks yeah please does anyone from these like that you like name drop do they ever like reach out to you afterwards every person every are you serious like you think zach kranzberg will like reach out to you now yeah he'll probably text before Zach Kronzberg I don't know he's he's a bit of a like there's no shot no he's like an intellectual oh oh oh he's a bit of a no he's like he's like definitely above this like I think he just got his law degree he's not thinking about doggy versus bag shots 100% not and well he's a he's getting ready to argue which is which that's sure yeah he's my lawyer maybe you guys you guys put me on that game now my best friend and i play

every day where we just name random people from our lives that we haven't thought about in like eight years oh that's and we'll just text them back and forth and uh like one of us will be like gabby moles and we'll be like that's a good one yeah yeah that's a deep cut my sisters will do that like they'll they'll just text in our family group chat like i'm so hungry i could eat All right, I sent you my This Guy Rocks. This is a, there was a tournament, there was a bracket-style tournament to figure out where the best ice cream was in the U.S.,

and this is a news story reporting on it. And just watch out for a kid. And Cone over in White Bear Lake has been named the best ice cream in the country by the 64. They used a bracket format, and people voted for their favorites until there was just one winner. Cup and Cone has been in White Bear Lake since 1873.

In a social media post, they thanked the community for its support. Not good. Cup and Cone over in White Bear Lake has been named. I wish there were comments. We really wanted to watch it again. Oh, sorry. Cup and Cone over in White Bear Lake has been named the best ice cream in the country by the 64. They used a bracket format and people voted for their favorites until there was just one winner.

That's awesome. Cup and Cone has been in White Bear Lake since 1973. Do you think that was on accident or do you think that the... No, I think he was trying to be funny. No, I mean, do you think that's on accident that it made it in or do you think the editor was like, this is classic? Engagement bait? Yeah.

I don't know, yeah. That's fucking so funny. I just can't imagine the kid the next day at school being like, you used witch clip on me? Yeah. I was there for like three hours. Dude, we were... That shot took three hours.

We were always trying to get on the news or something like that. All right. We love you guys. Have a great rest of your... What day does this come out on, Andrew? Wednesday. Have a great rest of your Wednesday. Have a great weekend.

We will see you bright and early on Mother F-ing Monday. Peace out, brother. Yow!