Will & Rusty's Playdate - we turned ourselves in to the police

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

The boys talk about road rage, LA locals, and iPad kids. Willy gets a new board game from a Playmate, and Rusty is fed up. Plus, the gang takes a moment to appreciate nights out that don’t end in a Taco Bell order. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL.  F*%K YOUR KHAKIS AND GET THE PERFECT JEAN 15% OFF WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE15 AT www.theperfectjean.nyc/PLAYDATE15 #theperfectjeanpod USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en/promo/geolocator?orh=promo.betmgm.com&wm=7123555 00:00 Intro 00:28 Our (Very Late) Oscars Recap 05:19 Babysitting 12:26 Baked at Work 19:02 Willy Got Razzed 23:28 Rusty’s Road Rager 29:00 Getting your Drivers License 34:48 Roadmap 37:20 Pitch Submissions 50:37 Pitches 56:48 Teach Me Something 01:01:57 This Guy Rocks 01:10:27 Video Games that Don’t Exist 01:17:13 Ways to Ask if Someone Needs Another Drink 01:21:52 Whose Personality are you Stealing? #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

as always playdate is brought to you by triple the original high seltzer redefining the party landscape are we recording now yep playdate playdate episode 86 yes sir uh meryl streep we're getting up there speaking of meryl streep i watch devil wears prada on saturday night yes this is uh our one week late oscar recap episode did you guys watch i did i uh two big takeaways uh there was in the james bond like in memoriam section do you see that did you watch it it was on but i was at a restaurant so like unless i was reading the subtitles it wasn't okay i was watching pretty passively i would say too uh it was meryl streep we've guessed her so i feel like we should have learned by now that she's not meryl streep is 75 for our audio listeners and we've

guessed her at every number of the 80s uh no anyway there was a during the there's like some tribute to james bond or something and i wasn't just pass he's not a guy he's a he's a he died in the movie yeah like a big like um but anyway during it they shouted out some producer whose name was barbara broccoli i saw that i saw where'd you see that you posted oh yeah i posted on my all-time names account and i was dying barbara broccoli sounds like someone from veggie tales yeah it's someone who like comes into your health class to get everyone eat right yeah eat clean and then later on they gave some award and it was it was like i forget like original foreign screenplay like one of those kind of random ones and uh the winner was just a

mononym like just like beyonce like one name but it was just trent isn't that insane no that's it was like maria vacalaca and trent trent so i was like yes i don't know i thought i was dying laughing like how is this guy just trent yeah i was at dinner like when it was happening and when the oscars were happening and there were like the majority of the restaurant was dressed as if they were going to the oscars interesting which i didn't yeah i could not figure out why like like it wasn't not as a joke maybe they were going to like after parties maybe or was it celebrating it if like some of them work in film maybe you should have seen these like gowns and tuxes like it was they probably go i i bet there's a lot of people that are there's probably like big

parties and stuff last night right yeah surely but like that like if you're not i guess maybe i thought like that was the parties were just for people that were there like these were these were people dressed to the nines yeah at like just a restaurant we were just eating dinner yeah i mean it probably is that probably that they're they work in the studios but they don't have you know there's only what a couple hundred seats yeah it's not that big i want to dress to the nines or something i went i during the middle of it i went out on the boardwalk and it was a ghost town oh like i went on a run up and down to the pier and stuff and it was everyone's inside watching it i i mean i was a little like before i realized what that the oscars were going on i was like

this is a little strange yeah so i guess that makes sense though la people would be watching the oscar and o'brien said that a billion people were watching that was a dude i thank you i heard that no i heard that and scott i turned to scott i was like what the fuck a billion people i was like there's no way that's a seventh of the world and he was like well the world cup final get got a billion and i was like yeah but that's the world yeah but that's the world anyway i looked it up i think that was like a joke or something but it was a weird joke it didn't feel like a joke yeah no i agree but it was like there's no way yeah this is gonna be funny because this comes out in a week yeah sorry this is probably really uninteresting this is like when we did our

super bowl predictions for the episode that was gonna come out after the super bowl nora was so good though yeah now i definitely have to watch it yeah did you guys see the dessert i got last night yeah i did it was big we were like uh we could do i get this keeps happening to me where i'm like surely this sunday is not going to be a big stink like we can like secret we can eat that like under the radar and then it's like it was it was it was fajitas on steroids it was a spectacle it came out we'll put a picture of it right here it came out essentially on fire yeah it had the sparkler in it it had a huge sparkler in it and it happened lauren's watching reels during our podcast they're short what is it shorts or reels no no i'm sorry

it was justin bieber's birthday post oh nice what that's i'm glad you're focused on the task at hand you can't you cannot be actively watching reels while doing your job it sounds like it was a grid post um great well now i just lost my train of thought on the greatest your big dessert was coming out so dessert multiple times throughout dinner uh this huge sparkler sunday would come out and we thought it was it happened to the table across from us the first time and it was like a little kid and so i thought everyone was going to start singing happy birthday because i've never seen a thing that looks like that that is not directly tied to someone's birthday right and so we started clapping and they didn't acknowledge it and we had to stop because we

were like it was it was just it was just regular dinner like both the kids were on their ipads that's a thing that's not a thing if your kid is wearing like beat studio headphones yeah at dinner and on their ipad like why even bring them just leave them at home they clearly don't want i go back i mean i don't go back and forth obviously i agree with you i just feel like parenting has to be getting so much harder because it's like if you don't give them those things like all their friends are getting it yeah i mean at dinner i guess is a separate thing maybe but like for like just in general like i wouldn't want my kid to have like a fucking ipad or like all this shit but it's like if they come then they're gonna resent you because all their

friends have it i feel like our generation is in agreement with that though and like we're not gonna we'll see but they're gonna know that it's there and they're i don't know i think we've talked about this but i think the only way to get the only way to get out of it is to just only be friends with like like-minded parents so like their kids we're all in agreement like we're not getting them the fucking beats studio headphones yes i think i'm more mad about the headphones headphones is crazy at dinner at dinner just leave them at home they don't want to be there yeah well they probably can't get make their own dinner you work with little kids all weekend all weekend oh wait what no no i babysat on saturday night yeah my so my old neighbors

how old such cute kids they're not babies my old neighbors how old 94 um no they're mr ryan mr jenkins no they're like uh fifth grade and second third third grade but they're so cute and the little boy is just like he loves me so much and it's uh it's sweet i like does he have like a crush on you you think 100 and and when i'm when i'm like putting him in bed he'll be like what am i gonna see you next like every time he just is like what am i gonna see you it's cute i love kids do you ever crush on your babysitter will did i yeah no i didn't i i actually liked this one babysitter that was a dude because he let me eat all the freeze pops oh yeah didn't your parents come home and they were all gone yeah we ate the whole thing freeze he had no idea what

to do as a babysitter yeah he's just like sure we just like cleared out a whole pack and they were like all right fired uh but no i don't think i ever really i think i've already i ran you through my babysitter gauntlet the lady who drove the wrong way down run one way streets and cursed oh yeah yeah i was so obsessed with one of my babysitters that uh when she would go to leave i would wrap myself around her leg and be like no no like don't leave whatever and uh one time i remember she had like flared jeans on like kind of like the ones like kendrick was wearing yeah and sort of i love a boy i just got like a little carried away when she was trying to leave and i remember like like biting her jeans or something and she she like kind of shook me off and uh it

popped one of my teeth out because i was like holding on so tight oh my god my mom was like i don't i think this is crossing we might have to get a new babysitter she was like the babysitter did nothing wrong but she was like his infatuation with this woman is not healthy jesus yeah what was i gonna say oh we watched we watched soul have you guys seen soul the pixar movie oh that's how you well right i watched a lot of movies it's like a like a jazz animation yeah yeah he's a jazz player and it's like inside out vibes i got a game called soul new board game um guys sent it to me what is you resent my hobbies i just wanna every time i'm like starting to get a grasp on like what you do is it my new thing i know but you're like impossible to like

pin down like a new thing every week like you i think if you and i were like dating and i went to get you a gift i wouldn't even know where to start you'd have to predict it that's what my sister got the best christmas gift of all time she got me wingspan yeah started my new yeah you have to you have to like anticipate look down the road like what's he gonna be into on saturday night me and luke knoll uh and angus and tyler played cosmic encounter nice it's a old alien and like spaceships and shit so that's my new that was my new game and then i got this and then a guy a pod listener sent me this game he made called soul that's awesome how did he get it to you uh very carefully uh and uh uh he dm'd me and i i think you sent it in the group in our

group chat oh yeah because he dm'd the account too and then i gave him my address and he sent it and i haven't cracked into it yet but i'm excited so if anyone else out there has made a board game dm me i will send you know what the premise is yeah it's the last days of a star um oh that's sick yeah like a dying star yes yeah what happens when it collapses i don't know i'm so excited to find out manji like the game like yeah it's like in your room like rattling like i don't know if i'm gonna i don't know if i'm ready to crack that open yet dangerous um oh also oh no no please have we talked to each other i guess we recorded after our last softball game but we're horrible yeah wait what's happening did you guys win the ship last year because we

made up we had a horrible off season we lost dr locks and we added mia i'm kidding i'm kidding makes the luca trade look like a fucking walk in the park no we uh i don't know we just can't get on base i don't know well we also haven't had joe hasn't been there yeah joe palm hasn't been there are you the best player no definitely not who is i pictured you as like the ringleader caleb hasn't been there either i would say i'm an emotional ring leader joe p is the best i think people it's pretty good yeah matt and joe are pretty good i had a horrible game last week i had like five errors i did have a home run i thought you almost ate shit that one time i did yeah i cut my hand up i mean it's not bad but um yeah i

i don't know if i'm gonna go tonight why feels like the team is falling apart at the seams right now just because you don't want to um well me and ava can't go wait then we need you we're not gonna have enough girls becca oh you need like a certain amount of girls yeah okay okay oh so you couldn't just like flood it with like no you have to have two girls on the roster and one on the field at all times i was the only girl one of the last times i mean you lauren you're gonna you're gonna fuck the team the team needs you oh sorry that was fucked um what nothing uh are you like tripled right now what's happening she's off that mud water you remember when remember when uh i don't know remember when we had triples at work

and you like thought like no one could tell and then you went to will like went to have a conversation with like someone in the edit bay yeah and like got like a couple words in and we're just like jesus are you baked right now like what is happening sorry i just had to go home dude i got back on the i'm back on the pen you got a penjamin i'm back on the penjamin i uh i went to i went to cookies to get more edibles pardon it's a um oh and dispo yeah yeah and i went in and you know when you're like you're like i'm gonna smoke i'm gonna be high later and it almost starts like affecting you before you even like whenever i go there i kind of like turn into like a higher guy than normal like already before i've even you know anything

because you're around sure yeah so i walked i walked in and i had this weird thought that they all thought i was a cop even though it's legal and so like i parked and i had sat no hadn't got you weren't high this was not high yet and i had parked i parked for too long i should have gotten out of the car quicker and i pulled up my car kind of looks like something like a cop would i know but it's just ever yeah i guess that's true but so i i got out and i was wearing like what i think a cop would wear to go buy weed police uniform no like i had a very like hello fellow smokers outfit on like it was what a guy who's never smoked weed would wear i don't know i was definitely in my own head and i went in and she was like first time

and i was like nah nope and like kind of like fumbled that interaction she's like okay like whatever scan my id i went in and i what i meant to ask her she was helping this other couple and i asked her a question if something if this was uh indica or a hybrid and i didn't get it out it was like i had googled the terms beforehand and i was like is this indica and she was like no it doesn't say it on the whatever and so i go and then on my way out she was like have a great day and we'd already talked and i was like hi thank you all right and then went and sat in my car and was like oh i fucked that up so bad and then i was trying to connect to the bluetooth so i was in the lot for like five minutes and it just i felt like they thought i

was a cop and there's no way they thought you were a cop i don't know but then i think about that even i don't know i was in my own but i also realized like it's this is a legal business yeah there's no like a cop a cop could buy there could go buy weed there yeah and um and then i went home he dropped straight to the police station i went home and uh i found an old pen that i had in my desk drawer i was like i haven't done that in a while nice and tried it and i forgot like edibles i feel you can take an edible and kind of be like a normal guy yeah the pen i forgot how much the pen just like fries me yeah i don't ever like ingest weed other than edible same yeah because i agree it gets me gets me like stony baloney like totally like i'm like

munchies and like a big like a com like a comedy cartoon south south rick and morty oh rick and when i'm off that kaza kushi sticky icky yeah but yeah oh i i remember what i was gonna say so i found this new game called no man's sky okay it's not a new game it's a very popular game but it's new to me and basically the what what's it on it's on xbox or i've been playing on xbox and it's an infinite game okay so these kids made it and it like there's an infinite amount of galaxies so you're like an astronaut you're constantly in danger like you constantly need to be like harvesting chemicals to like you have to track down new chemicals on this planet to like keep your suit intact and like it's like real life it's real life and uh if you if you're out there

and you're thinking like i should i should play this for the first time like well hi yeah don't do it it was the most stressed out i've been in the war because the screen gets foggy when you're like about to die i don't like that and you're trying to find sodium but like it would be like if if you drop me in real life and you're like go find sodium like i don't know where it is and so you're just like blasting random rocks to try and harvest what you do in real life that's what i did in the game because you have a laser blaster got it and uh i just had like a freak out started playing skate 3 instead that sounds safer for that environment this podcast is brought to you by triple triple is the original high seltzer with three milligrams

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starting to like kind of usher people towards like certain areas like they were like reducing the size of like where you could be to eventually kick everyone out yeah like they like closed that like part of the patio or anyway and so this guy came up and he's standing right behind me and i wasn't really acknowledging him and uh and then i was like oh sorry are we good to be here and then he was like what and i was like oh my god i'm sorry i thought you worked here because i thought he was like a guy and he's like why because of this jacket and i was like oh yeah yeah just because it's like all black or something he's like this is a 500 jacket you have no idea you don't even know do you and i was like oh well no but it's great i'm sorry

sick jagged dude yeah and he's like and uh and then he he's like here you i got this extra beer you want it and i was like all right sure so i'm drink which maybe i shouldn't have said yes this guy was kind of weird but anyway so then i'm like so like i'm trying to get to know the guy i guess and then he's just like you it's just like all you new kids i've been in hollywood for 30 years this is a 500 jacket and all you new tiktok kids you come here and you think you know and i was like well like i i didn't like i don't know it was the whole thing was very strange and then he was still trying to like get to know us he was like an older guy too and then uh chester was like all right let's let's get out of here i'm like grab me and he was like oh did you take my

beer and fucking leave huh huh that's what all you and started like chasing me through the bar and so i just ran and like ducked in an elevator and the doors closed and uh i escaped it's a 500 jackie pansy it was so weird it was like the guy wanted to pick a fight that's cocaine yeah probably yeah that's yeah it was so strange what did the jacket look like black it was just black it was straight it was like a it's made out of a material like a non-earthly material yeah it was it was like a peacoat i guess maybe not like a but it like went down it was like a like a what do they call that kind of jacket trench coat i feel like there's like a cool name bomber no like what is mac having always sunny a duster is that a word he uh his jacket starts yelling at

you i'm 500 pussy yeah it was like almost like that why would and he had like tattoos on his scalp he was kind of a strange looking fella that's like a type of jacket that you sell like knives out of like you open it up and you're like yeah what kind of knife you want yeah wait but well how was the party bus the party bus was epic yeah as always you did it did you miss the party bus atmosphere uh like miss it from my like yeah i just remember we were saying how it was funny like we haven't been on yeah it was it was very fun i mean it's great for like going there in a big group too because then it's like everyone we did accidentally leave one guy behind like when you were leaving at the end or no like when we were we like everyone like met at a bar

that the bus left from to go to like on the west side to go into Hollywood and one guy got left which was pretty brutal for him but yeah no I was saying he's did he just call it a night after no I think he came I think he came I didn't really that's got to be an awful feeling yeah I'd be like I

know but he apparently like stayed back because he was talking to some girls that he was trying to get to go so I think he walked into it it was it was good it's always funny the party bus because then it's like on the way back you're on it too yeah and that part i was just like oh my god i think i need to go to bed yeah um it was fun i had i did go to bed and wait sorry one last thing heroic move i had i had uber eats open and i was like i'm not gonna i'm just i just should go to bed i don't need taco bell right now

and i was sitting in my bed thinking about whether to order it and i fell asleep and so i woke up i woke up to uber eats open on the screen i was like let's fucking the order that you've put together i always have a conversation with myself where i go you're gonna be so bummed you did this i know don't do it so proud of myself um i had uh i had like a crazy woman in traffic the other day i was i think i've told this story i told the story last week actually where i was talking about how this huge line accumulates like to get on to barrington and so like i'll yeah drive past the line and so i'm driving up and this woman is on her phone so this huge gap has like created itself where i could just slip in all right whatever so i pull in she floors it to cut me off but i just

like you know when you already have the advantage so it's like there's nothing you can do so i just got in there she gets into oncoming traffic pulls like up next to me and i have all my windows down and i'm wearing those sunglasses that you think are like crazy and this is where i will i will acknowledge that they are crazy sunglasses because the second i got into an argument i go like i gotta take these off because no one's gonna no one's gonna take me seriously and my car has like crank windows so it wasn't like i could just roll all of them up yeah like so i just have to sit there and let her berate me she rolls down all our windows she goes you fucking asshole i have four kids in the car rolls out all her windows so i can see the kids in the car they're all like

car seats like she has like four like toddlers in the car you didn't like do anything dangerous i didn't do anything dangerous she made it dangerous by like flooring it up to like whatever and she was mad that i kept going she pulls in she's like you fucking asshole i have four kids and i was just like what are you doing right now you're in on get out of oncoming traffic like just get behind me and so now i like am turning left she stays with me and is now blocking oncoming traffic coming the other way and uh she's like i basically was like all right just go and so i let her go in front of me she goes i'll get your license i'll get your license i was like no you're not you're not going to give that to you and so she pulls over i turn onto my street she gets behind me

and follows me down my street and so i'm looking like in the rear view mirror like what are you doing and she's like you'll buy that or whatever i go to pull into my parking garage and she goes to follow me into my parking garage and so i leaned out the window and i go you're being insane right now like what are you doing and she i think she kind of realized like yeah what am i gonna do like follow him into his parking garage so she backs out and fucking peels out but she like now knows where i live she was russian so like maybe she has like some crazy like mob time yeah to like the rush i'm really struggling to understand what that incident even was like why she made it she like made it a thing it was so because like i think she had been waiting in the line

she was mad that i didn't have to wait in the line yeah but like made it this whole that's a different argument than you put my kids in danger yeah yeah she was like i have four fucking kids and i was just like you're doing this in front of them this is insanity one time i was in high school nice and uh yeah there i go bragging again uh and me and uh ian stat mueller were driving home and like we made we like cut a we it was like a guy we knew and we like kind of cut in front of him to take this exit and it wasn't that bad but he got really mad and he got out of the car and like came up and was like hitting on the window he's like you could have killed my fucking sister like because he was i guess his sister was in the car and uh we just

didn't roll the window down it was like a guy we knew it was a guy we went to high school with because we thought we were like we were like saw him like driving we're like hey hey and then we kind of like had both had to get to the exit we thought it was like an understood and he was like bang on the window we're just like well looking around the windows tinted at least he knows you it was a we were at a toyota prius it's like a glass box pretending he's not there i was like don't put the window down don't put the window down just like then we had to like see him the next day and he didn't say anything i don't know the uh the the parking lot at my high school was like he's just filled with kids who like barely know how to drive and everyone's trying to get

out at the same time it was like yeah it was essentially like bumper cars getting out like kids were just constantly crashing into each other and i remember there was this kid and this is not you know those people that like they are they they have like special needs but they're like still allowed to drive and stuff what do you want me to say here i don't know like there was one guy you got your license that's what i'm saying like there were some there were some people where i was just like huh that's like kind of interesting that like they're they can drive and the first day he got his car i remember being like that's crazy that's insane that he can drive and he got into a car accident the first day the first day in the in the lot and everyone

was just like yeah i think i mean it's like it's unfortunate that that happened but like i think we set them up for we didn't set them up for success there yeah the first ever day bad to say no i don't yeah no it's racist it's fine uh the first it's your life not mine the first day i ever got my license and was I was late to get my license I was scared a little bit

but then it became such a nuisance to my friends that I had to and I got it and the first day I was allowed to drive to school I was driving my mom's

I drove a Prius that shit got great gas mileage no regrets a lot of people would have been humiliated not me me I might get a Prius we get to the gas pump

I'm paying 20 bucks my buddy with the pickup truck is paying 70 it was game over so it just takes less gas yeah because it's way more fuel efficient oh like the tank is okay i get it you put less gas in it and it goes just because it's what's a hybrid too because it's using electricity as well

there we go bragging again uh anyway but the first day i was like my mom was like nervous to let me i just got my license i was like i'll be fine i'll be fine and i was pulling out of our neighbor and i was like still like two blocks from my house and i realized my shoe was undyed and my dumb ass decided to go try to tie my shoe like while I was still driving like very slowly but I just went down I was like and then I look up and my car had like I like

hit the wheel and was now driving straight in a parked car at like five miles an hour but like I looked up I was like whoa whoa whoa and it was fine never got in an accident ever but it was it was I almost crashed my car within two blocks of my house the first time I was let

drive to drive it which would have been all time into just a parked car right on the side of the road my friend chris got his uh permit or driver's license or something he was leaving the dmv with his mom yeah and and she like she like he was a bad driver but if you were in the car when he was learning and she was also in the car like she made it so much more stressful because like yeah if he was coming in at any more than like five miles an hour to a stoplight it was like a big thing like she would like scream and he would like freak out and hit the wrong pedal and he was leaving the dmv and they're pulling up to a stoplight and she's yelling at him that he's

going too fast and he panicked and went to slam on the brakes but he slammed on the gas and totaled his car oh holy shit oh that's a that's worst case ontario there was this parking lot by school that was like like uh the opposing team would park their bus there when they were coming to play like a game at our turf and it was like a it was just impossible to get a bus through this thing but like they don't know that going into it so they bring the bus down and then there was this one turn that like i don't think it was physically possible to get a bus to like turn around there and you'd always see him try and then back out and this one bus driver was just really like insistent on getting it through there and i just watched him it was like 50 kids just sitting

there watching him and he cut it way too close and got like stuck on a minivan oh and like that's worst case scenario but if there's like other kids like filming you and laughing like i remember just like making this guy's life a living hell being like what an idiot that's brutal yeah what else is going on that's something i wanted to tell you what is going on oh your guys's spring break is coming up i don't want to talk about it what you're excited oh i was thinking that the cleaning people came today and uh at the office and they cleaned the toilet you know you know you can tell that you're the first guy to use the toilet after them like after they've cleaned it still the soaps the soap in there i was thinking we should start calling if you get to poop first in the toilet

after the cleaning people come you get first tracks first tracks it's like when there's like a powder day if you get like first chair you get like and you're the first person to ski on that trail you call it first tracks oh okay yeah i like that sorry one second lauren didn't like that well it's just it's not relatable why is that not relatable because girls don't poop we got will and i got caught uh at the worst bar for chilling on their instagram shay jay like posted a picture yeah shay jay posted us on there from that night that you guys were there we're in the background but it's like you can tell we're having a pretty mediocre time it was uh an insane snipe by a guy i've met like twice uh this my buddy johnny that

i like kind of know uh very nice guy though he sends me this picture and it's like a photo of these guys at a table and in like the way background you can see us and i was like how in the world did he yeah i'll put it up put a picture right here put it up right here is it was mind-blowing that we were sniped in this photo but i guess that's just when you look this handsome the people gonna notice all right now put a picture of will wearing a uh cowboy a big huge long beard and a cowboy hat great great now my career's ruined put the equation for the god particle right here what is that just a god particle god god particle gob tarticle should we road map it up yeah can i go pee while you do something else i'll say i decided that i need to

go shopping this week because i am bored of all my clothes so that i don't know if you're wearing all new clothes today well i now i live with my best friend and my closet has grown exponentially um i get to wear how do girls do that i would be like if will and i live together and you were like borrowing my clothes i'd be furious really yeah oh i've done that with friends well like what if like you're already dressed and i go to get ready will you ask right of course these are her shoes and this is her sweater all right i'm excited all right road map all right we have a beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear your pitches followed by our pitches followed by everyone's favorite segment say with me lauren teach me something followed by

this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks today and then will and i are gonna do ways to ask if someone wants another drink followed by a classic i think we've only done it we did it once with liam a while ago over a year ago probably um video games that don't exist very excited to do that Lauren should we prank Will while he's gone what do you want to tell him tell him Joe Jonas got back to us and he wants to come on

next week or he can only come on on Wednesday yeah or wait he can only come on on Friday and we have to kick Liam off okay oh yeah Joe Jonas reposted one of our TikToks so we were pretty stoked about that

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lauren um yes do you do the roadmap yeah how'd it go awesome it was no it was the best one yeah really oh and i missed it i love those okay you think you're pretty without any all right pitches first pitch is from christine christine clay she says hi lauren will and rusty long time playmate here but knew i couldn't submit a lackluster pitch i'm almost positive this hasn't been done well done what is the worst part about meeting up with your buddies at the bar uh getting there too early and looking like you're uh on the prowl for some friends or girls like whenever i show up to the bar you i don't think you have this problem i get extremely nervous being alone at a in a public place i kind of like it's kind of peaceful uh but yeah i would agree you don't

want to show up too early okay she says since you're all arriving at varying times someone might have had a big meal first someone might have had nothing to eat and somebody might already be three drunk three drinks in essentially no one is at the same amount of drunk i come to you with the ultimate solution to this issue introducing on my level this is an app that would take the bacs of you and a friend and then show you either what the more sober one would need to drink to ketchup on to the drunker or how much water or food the drunk one would need to come down to the level of the more sober friend you would simply need the fingerprint of each participant placed on the screen and your bac would immediately be scanned in a menu selection of what to order

would appear for example if you showed up a little late then scanned yourself and your buddy who's been there for two hours you likely would get told you need a long island iced tea or something of the sort i hope this makes sense lmao loved pod so much i love that so much that would be so funny to show up and be like all right fingers in everyone does it and they're like will's got to take 11 jello shots i guess bac is relative to like your body weight and yeah yeah so it's like an even playing field yeah like we have the same bsc we're gonna be the same amount of drunk yeah i think like maybe like tolerance is a factor as well we're like maybe i'm more used to being yeah at a certain level there was a there was a machine at this irish pub that i would go to in

college where you could take a straw you put a quarter and take a straw and you could blow into it and it was like a police grade oh yeah uh breathalyzer which i think they put there for people to like use it responsibly and be like am i like safe to drive home but it turned into just like a competition yeah and so like we would sit there and like see who could get to like you know a scary number and i remember i don't want to dox him but garntle will believe that one of my best friends will place it with this garntle garntle so garntle uh was on a mission one night to like set the record yeah and he got like a 0.3 which i think is like like people have died from point three and it like became like not funny anymore we were like oh okay all right let's

yeah game's over you win you win you win you win that's an insane thing to have in a bar they had to have known that was gonna happen in a college town it was a it was a bar for it was a bar for like 19 to 21 year olds yeah that's insane it was the same same i think i've told the story but i got banned from it for a month yeah i said i didn't know what the potato famine was i was talking to the owner who was very irish and i made a comment about the potato famine and he was like 30 days get out of here that's awesome did they enforce that i think he like i definitely could have gone back earlier yeah um but you respected him yeah well it was just like all right yep dealers dealers choice you know what i love is like oh some like i'm just thinking about

now you said irish well then i just want like a like a shepherd's pie or like a beef stew right now yeah that sounds awesome yeah i uh it's soup today i don't know where alfalfa it's soup bone broth like kate drinks um we'll put the video right here but speaking of like bars banning people in that in my college town i had this friend who was obsessed with like running on like when he wanted to leave this other bar yeah i think i've shown you this video he would run across the bar and then dive into the crowd and then like hop over the fence and leave and that's like not a cool thing wait what that was this thing we'll put the video right here i'll show you he would run the worst guy ever the bar it was throwing his body into you crashing

onto people's dreams so he i'll show you this one but he the video that i have he gets up he runs across the bar and then he hits like a wet patch where someone's drink gets spilled and his feet go all the way out and he kicks like 11 people's drinks over and then he falls into the crowd and then he runs out the back and hops the fence and i sent this to my buddy wait he did this multiple times multiple times and never got banned so you're gonna watch this watch this video i can't tell if this is cool or not it's not cool it was really funny i'm gonna airdrop it to lauren but uh so what you need to watch for one of my like best friends from rollins was a kid named chase and he's sitting at the bar pause it like the second you get it one because it happened it

all happens very quickly so my friend chase is the blonde kid sitting at the bar and me him and the kid who did this we're all very good friends and he wouldn't tell you when he was about to do it so like we neither of us knew this was happening and you see my friend chase watch it happen and like can't believe that this kid did it again so let's give it a shot oh he's on the bar standing on the bar yeah what'd you think i don't i missed that i thought i don't i don't know what do you think he was doing i thought he was just running through the bar oh that would just be like a normal like a very quick exit yeah no no but then like belly flopping or something i don't know Wait this guy's face

That's my friend Chase He's like Just sitting enjoying a beer Wait Oh my god everyone's dying That's me across the bar Oh right there Yeah one of those guys

I don't know Oh my god Let's watch it again Yeah, can we watch it from the beginning? Wait, look at the guy in the Capitals jersey, like, cheesing so big. Or girl, sorry. Wait, that's a bartender. No, that's Steph Chu.

That's my friend Steph. She was behind the bar. Yeah, she was like a local. Wait, play it one more time. This is insane to me. And everyone's just like, yeah! Because he did it. This was not the first time he'd done it.

Was the bartenders, like, pissed? No, I mean, they thought it was... Okay, honestly, so this was like your freshman, sophomore bar, kind of? No, there were only two bars that we would go to. So this is like, these are freshmen through fifth and sixth year kids. Fifth and sixth year? Kids who were at business school or whatever. How many of those were there?

Hundreds. Really? Yeah. Okay, because this- Most kids took a victory lap, but I'm wrong. This kind of reminds me of, like, not on top of the bar. This is crazy. This is so funny.

You never got banned. Yeah, that's the craziest. one of the bars we went to freshman year like everyone would be standing up on the tables yeah okay so kind of similar like this is like the energy that it's giving like the management clearly just didn't even care is that what was going on i don't know but can we watch one more time and i want you to watch this look how many drinks are on the bar he doesn't he almost doesn't knock over one drink there's something at the end there's like a cartoon crash at the end because he his feet came out from under but he misses all of these drinks yeah he does a pretty good job you

only hit one beer that's well it's like i just feel like that the odds are pretty good of him just slipping falling hitting his head behind something behind the bar and it being like a huge that is actually that's unbelievable so he you know like we were talking about like squirrels don't have a terminal velocity yeah there's a video of him we were in different fraternities but his fraternity house had this balcony that was like two or three stories up and there was a tree like 20 feet out in their lawn and if you jumped off the third like second or third balcony you could like catch the tree enough that it would like soften your blow and like this kid would jump off it like multiple times jump off of like the third story and land in the tree and

like still eat shit but like i'm honestly shocked he's like alive yeah that sounds he's tickling fate yeah tickling he had this machine in his room that uh you could hold on to and it would like shock your arms and this guy's just like a what is it you call a guy like wants pain masochist yeah he uh he we would all see who could hold on the longest and i guess we had been doing it like all night and i woke up and my arms were locked in this position because it like really like stimulates your forearm muscles supposed to be for i have no idea and i was walking to class and my arms were like this and i had no recollection of how they got that way and i walked past him and his boys and they started like dying laughing because

apparently all night we just had it on 10 right is that crazy like if you owned a bar if you owned a bar and a kid did that once yeah he'd be banned for life yeah he did it like two or three times all right should we hear another pitch yeah okay um that was a great pitch though christine thank you i also think oh i this is what i was thinking about earlier a little and a little add-on to this would be because since it was saying like all right so if you got there and then you realize that you are way too drunk it could maybe be connected to restaurants in the area and it'll immediately like send whatever food you need like to the restaurant okay yeah that would be i like that next pitch is from aiden nice aiden intro ai he says hello good and the fellas all right

all right this is a fresh idea so it isn't fully flushed out sandwich chip it is a chip that's roughly the size of sandwich bread like other lunch meats it also have to be packaged in a similar container to lunch meats as to not break pre-sandwich i don't know what that means yeah break before you turn it's like you use it like bread oh so you would you would need it packaged safely so it doesn't break before sometimes you get hung up on like funny funny details i don't know that doesn't make any sense um thinking there could be all sorts of sorts of flavors and types kettle chip then potato dorito etc and you can pick how many you want on your sandwich depending on your crunch preference also maybe mix and match chip flavors the only caveat i can

think of right now is do i really want the chip in my sandwich to be all one would it crack weird upon biting is there something appealing about oh you put it in a sandwich yeah i thought it was the bread no that's what i thought is there something appealing about loose chips and not knowing how much crunch will be in the next bite not sure all to be studied during r&d thanks guys new playmate and having a great time yeah i'm liking that a lot that's fantastic the crunchier the better i i was on your wavelength as well where i was thinking like two chips yeah but if you just slid that pad boy in the middle of that pad boy you slid that pad boy right in the middle of one of your sandwiches and it would kind of naturally break yeah i think what you would want

to do is put it in there and then give it a squeeze so it breaks yes and then go to town on it interesting my friend peter used to put uh why would you want to break sorry so it could to mimic what he was doing where it's i think you would but then you just get normal chips i feel like the whole point is that it isn't broken you do whatever i'll talk to my guys i like that hat thank you i was it's the man who captured sunshine what's that it's a brand he's awesome shout out the man who captured sunshine are there little guys in the back i can't tell like in the car in the car yeah now there are like trees in the car no it's through the window but what i've been trying to figure out is what kind of car is this did he make this up or is

this a two-door g-wagon like it's not a car that exists looks like a oh you know what it is probably a land cruiser i don't know i don't know i don't know my friend peter used to put uh cheetos in his pvnj and i used to oh i used to torch him and i tried it it's delicious oh i don't know about that but i guess i can't knock it till i try it i used to dip my cheez-its in applesauce for years cheese it's an applesauce oh every day when i got home from school for years i'm in high school i would get home from school and i would grab a box of cheese it's in a thing an applesauce are you high no i didn't smoke weed i just ate cheese i didn't smoke weed i sold it um yeah i don't smoke weed motherfucker i sell it all right you guys i didn't sell weed either uh yeah should

we pitch each other my pitch is confusingly titled teach me something oh teach me something is a service it's a subscription-based service where each month you're gonna get taught a new thing what you're gonna get taught a new thing each month and uh after a couple months you're gonna turn into one of the most interesting men of all time i like this i think that i think that a lot of times people get hyper focused especially like kids now like they'll put them in like one sport or like one hobby and they just like make them do that i think it's much more interesting to be a jack-of-all-trades master of none imagine like knowing how to do almost everything a little bit instead of being really good at one thing so it's like you know one month is spent on learning

how to solve a rubik's cube the next is learning how to paint the next is like maybe a niche of history that you want like you really can do whatever you want and by the end of the year you have 12 new things that you're like pretty good at that sounds awesome wouldn't that be sick i think maybe we maybe we rename it to master of none i like that isn't that a aziz ansari show though who's that aziz ansari oh from parks and rec yeah love that guy he's from charleston not charleston but from south carolina i like this but i i think i would rather be a master but you're not what are you mastering right now i don't well i don't know i just what are you the master of lauren i'm not lauren okay then i'm saying i wish master of none you're teaching

me something could just be every month is the same thing you just take fucking piano lessons or whatever you want to do what do you guys yeah fucking piano you and your fucking piano lessons lauren sorry i was just ragging on you what i don't know what were you gonna say i don't know you were gonna ask i wasn't gonna ask you said what are you guys all right let's all do an impression of each other i have lauren lauren has will will has me oh nice that's when he doesn't give a shit about what you just said okay i don't think i i can't think of anything for you okay that was our impression i'm scared pitch me well oh nice uh how's that going this is the the backup coffee okay so here's the thing you ever get to the end of a coffee pot and you're

like all right now i gotta brew another one it's gonna be a little bit you know then you gotta wait it's a little annoying sure no you guys don't drink coffee i drink i do i literally have a coffee right here so then why are you saying sure like that's crazy that's a very relatable experience i don't know it's just funny keep going so it's a little container of backup coffee that's a little out of sight and it's in the back of the coffee maker and it just siphons off some of it back there so when you get to the end you're like oh you still got one more cup and so it's just a nice little thing so that you why it feels like you hate it oh no i don't hate it i'm just laughing because uh it's ass no i don't know you and you in this in the pot

of coffee is just funny to me it's so it feels so old-timey because i i don't you love a steven hot cup of joe guilty will drinks will drinks coffee like a coal miner guilty what do you want me to say yeah i love a steven hot cup of joe no i don't know why it's just funny sorry sorry i'm like sorry i'm laughing god forbid i laugh and have fun oh my god i love it willie yeah so anyway it's just like you know that feeling when you're down to the end and it's like it's nice to know you got a little extra so then while the new pot's brewing you still have a cup so you can start the new pot while still getting some from the back of it can i ask you a question hit me when you brew a pot of coffee that is not enough for you for the whole day

no well we we have a pot here that we all share at work all the coffee drinkers here we all use the same one so if you're the last guy then it's like all right now i gotta start a new one and they got they came up uh the edit bay came up with a term called chugga lugging chugging glugging or something it's when you take the last cup and you don't make a new pot and it's a very very frowned upon uh yeah for me the only thing i can relate to is when people don't replace the water cooler in here if you watch it go to the bottom and you don't put a new one in there i think you should be fired yeah yeah i love it but basically the idea is You could start brewing the next pot while still having a little to drink out of so that

you don't have to wait. That's good. And you always have coffee. I love it. Because our pot, you can't pull it mid-brew. Because you broke it. Because I broke it. Yeah.

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Correct, yeah. But what you don't know, or what I don't think we've explored, is how he even had that clean of a shot at him. Okay, yeah. So, here's the chain reaction. June 12, 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria-Hungary visits Sarajevo. Sarajevo. Sarajevo.

A group of Serbian nationalists, the Black Hand, plot to assassinate him. Side note, what an awesome name for a group of guys. Yeah. The Black Hand. they plot to assassinate him they failed their first attempt which i didn't know okay one of the assassins throws a bomb at arch at the archduke's car but it bounces off and explodes under the next vehicle and the archduke escapes jesus crazy uh and then the guy who threw it gets hungry no pun intended oh i was gonna say wait who gets austria he gets hungry after the

failed attack one of the assassins uh gavrilo princip okay goes to a cafe to grab a sandwich frustrated that the plan failed which is in and of itself hilarious just being like you just threw a bomb at a guy yeah it didn't go the way you thought so you were like fuck it i'll just go you probably wish you could have one big chip in a sandwich too i'll go get a sandwich uh meanwhile friends ferdinand insists on visiting the wounded in the hospital who the people got hit by the bomb okay his driver accidentally takes a wrong turn and stops right in front of the cafe where princep is eating so he shouldn't one this guy is randomly at this cafe they shouldn't have even been close to him again but for some reason the driver takes a wrong turn now he's parked in front of uh in

front of the cafe yeah princep sees the archduke pulls out his gun and shoots him and his wife sophie killing them both uh austria hungary then declares war on serbia russia back serbia germany backs austria hungary france and britain back russia world war one is now on uh as we all know it ends with the treaty of versailles which crushes germany like financially and like they can't they're fucked because of that hitler is able to use that as like a way to rise to power So if this guy didn't take a wrong turn and the other guy, Princip, wasn't hungry and getting a sandwich, we probably would have avoided World War I and World War II. Damn. Talk about a, you know, sometimes I have a sandwich.

I'm like, that wasn't worth it. Talk about a sandwich that wasn't worth it. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah. All right. I've got Michael Pavanka.

Michael Pavanka. he's a czech hockey player and he was drafted by the uh sorry he was drafted by the washington capitals in the 80s and so this was what's crazy to me is they could draft guys but then the guys couldn't get like they weren't allowed to leave like they they weren't a lot like you weren't allowed to defect to the united states from czechoslovakia at this time so he got drafted and he found out through the grapevine that he had been drafted by the Capitals and he wanted to go play in the NHL.

So he would go to a hunting lodge in northern Sweden and a guy from the Capitals would meet him up there during his hunting weekends and that's where they would have their conversations. And then when he finally escaped, he couldn't tell any of his family. Just him and his fiance had to go on this daring escape across the border and into northern Italy.

And then they were met by people. The Washington Capitals had to send people to northern italy to get this defector and bring him back to dc how good was he at hockey he played for 26 years in the nhl that's so crazy what what would they do if they drafted a guy like drafted a guy and they weren't able to get him what i'm just gonna say wait what's his name uh nikola pivacek pivon no michael i made that that was all wrong michael with no e mikhail pivonka i mean i don't know how unique i just happened to stumble across this one specific article i don't know how yeah there's probably other people with similar stories if this was

what you had to do that is very yeah that's wild but if i if i'm like you know the prime minister of the czech republic or whatever they had back then and i found out one of our guys got drafted yeah but you're not going you're going you're not going you're going nowhere you'll be going nowhere without us right next yeah i mean even when he escaped it was that he said he was going on vacation to yugoslavia and then he like slipped out through there but yeah pretty insane that is crazy it's just funny too to think of it as like as a team like all right we're gonna use a draft pick on a guy that is the only way he can play for us is if he defects yeah i would be like but if i was like some canadian guy yeah i'm ready to play right now yeah yeah i guess it was a good

call this guy rocks this guy rocks this guy rocks today hey hey well this guy pause this immediately and i mean immediately all right these type of guys just crack me up for the people for the people at home uh this is a video of a guy he's wearing like black converse black pants black shirt tatted to the nines black beanie and it says it's really funny that i that i dress like okay so let's give it a shot okay really funny that i dress like this and give off like tough like a tough sort of thing going on um and then i cried at phoebe bridges in the shower and i listened to c rose and boy genius and um the dichotomy is crazy yeah yeah like i kind of wish i dressed like that that's that was cracking me up earlier

yeah literally mia's type that's a crazy thing that's mia's type okay next cut to will and i next week um i'm joking i'm joking uh but like you have to be you have to be a crazy guy i mean i think that posting it on the internet is the crazy part yeah i guess it's just interesting i just know guys like that and i it's funny to think that that's probably what's going on in their head like i'd never considered maybe like why they dress like that but they think that that's like tough as nails yeah i guess i don't even know we see this all over la constantly i'm not really even like surprised i know i think it's a sick look though is that a hot take i don't like the pants in the belt oh really i i i never i mean i put this video is corny he corny ah but uh

i do like that outfit is that a hot take i like the shirt and the pants and the beanie but he needs longer pants and no belt no belt no belt yeah and the shirt needs to not be tucked in i don't like the keys on the outside to get a no belt prize oh i kind of i feel like the keys on the outside are kind of cool i think if you're actually one of those guys yes but i think it's become like it was a cool thing when it started oh now it's ruined dude this reminds me of this lady at desert five comes up and is i'm wearing a carhartt hoodie and she goes it's all it was another she was like god like all these like people like come to la and they don't know anything about do you even know where carhartt started and i was like what she's like

do you even know where carhartt started honey and i was like i guess not i don't know i got this in maine though i'm not like like she's like oh yeah all these la kids like they come here and they think they want to wear carhartt and dress like they know you don't know anything about like the real world they're like it was insane actually what was this bar yeah it was very weird i guess maybe that's just hollywood or you like oh you like wearing carhartt uh name five power tools yeah i was exactly it was like i was like what where the company started no i guess i don't know was she also kind of middle-aged or yeah she was and i was like yeah no no i'll say it now because she was an asshole she her ass was old if you're listening middle age is a compliment uh like that

would be like oh lauren you like converse like where did they start yeah i was so and then she was trying to blue collar me and i was like you can't blue collar me yeah and like it's not gonna work because it's like you also live here yeah like well that's what that's what i mean not that i'm like i'm some sort of blue collar guy but like she was yeah living here and dressed way nicer than i was i was wearing a car that's not even like it wasn't even like a nice hoodie where is carhartt from i don't know also why would that matter exactly but but that was the thing is like her point was just because she knows where it's from oh it's from detroit that's cool yeah i guess she wanted you to work in like a steel mill yeah i should have had like soot on my

face yeah i i mean i wear yeah i wear a car every day and it's never once occurred to me that someone would like quiz me on where it started it was crazy fuck that like i don't know where any i don't know what any of the things that i'm wearing started couldn't tell you where birkenstock started germany really right um i don't know what to even google oh you're right okay 1774 wow wait i don't know that's so odd oh my socks are unique low or uniclo i think that's japan nice so i'm too i got two i don't wear two i wish you'd come at me for my socks i would have been i would be like japan fucking then you'd be like feeding into it like that's so also why the balls on these people to like

yeah i've never once like gone up and sort of berating it was so weird i was like yelling at her i was like what the hell are you trying to do what are you doing get away tiktok kids must be like take this must be like their bar yeah and these tiktok kids are taking it over and they're like furious it was very strange yeah wait it's a new bar is that a country bar yeah they just play country music yeah i've been here for months yeah yeah it was yeah at the end it gets more like dje but it was like live country music most of the night which is great all right should we see your guy that rocks oh yeah yeah do you want to see my guy that rocks this guy rocks my guy has rocks he has rocks in his pocket and he's going you're gonna like this one i'm excited

whoops not me reading brian's messages wait bro not me literally acting crazy all right oh i saw this oh all right this is a monkey oh i think i saw this too play the music When I first saw this video I thought it was a kid He's got hops I don't know how I feel about this And I like monkey That guy rocks

I don't like his tail Dude this is like a stuffed animal Also like Is this suit made specifically for monkeys Like it has a tail Or for kids with tails he's on the monkey bars yeah

this guy's awesome I want one how is he even jumping around like that alright You don't Is it alright? Wait I want to keep watching

I was thinking if I was an audio listener Blaring dubstep in there Dubstep A little music break Who leaked my dream I think if I was a parent And I was trying to bring my kid to the playground And there was like a monkey running around

I'd be like pretty bummed Okay that I agree but it didn't really look like there was anyone else there Yeah probably because there was like a monkey there If it was a crowded playground and they were letting a monkey loose, that would be a difference. So those things can, like, rip your face off. No, that one can't. Someone goes, not funny, not cute.

This is so wrong. People are sick. Yeah, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I guess why do you have it, I guess, is probably the real question. Lauren just translated that comment. Hello, I am Wahoo. See you soon. I'm translating, like, all of them.

dreams at 39 temperature i've always wondered this like do p like are other languages so structurally different that like that like that doesn't make any sense to me oh no it's like when you have a fever like dreams at 39 degrees oh right yeah it's good celsius yeah someone goes travis scott throw ain't got no range of motion all righty should we do ways to ask someone if they what she just translated one says i thought that my roof was gone that's what i mean like what is what does that mean do you want to do ways to ask if someone wants another drink or video games that don't exist video games that don't exist all right t it up willy i'm gonna pull them up t willy t grizzly t bitchy i'm t bitchy that new t bitchy album that's crazy these are

video games that don't exist kill the king you spawn as a lowly squire in medieval england and you have to work your way up in the king's court with the end goal of eventually killing him and taking over his king love that farm escape you are a successful farmer who wakes up one day and finds that all the animals have turned against him and they're all trying to kill you so you start in your farmhouse all the animals are against you you have to make your way outside of the farm without getting killed i love that because i feel like farm animals are always docile i want to see like i want to see a pig who's pissed yeah i want to see a pig who's pissed i want to see a pig who's pissed elvis elvis is here elvis elvis oh who back there who's elvis

is that it's matt cheap old hi cheaper type old all right i got dealer he's trying to be sneaky all right he's not being sneaky he's being loud he's being loud and annoying canadian canadians am i right all right i got dealer you start as a low-time dealer nope let me start that what's a low time yeah it doesn't exist it doesn't exist i've got dealer you start as a small-time drug dealer peddling uh you know weed or something on a street corner slowly build your drug empire choose what drugs you want to sell where you want to sell them and you have to deal with like rival cartels love it uh i've got whistleblower you're a low-level factory worker who has discovered a major human rights violation occurring at the company however it's a very you

know the power dynamics make it really hard for you to speak up so you have to try to either work your way to the top to get the message out or try to sneak the info to a reporter or try to handle it yourself there's a few ways you can go but you are the whistleblower i like that sentience uh you're surrounded by npcs uh ai npcs and you have to pretend to be one of the npcs and if they figure out that you're a real person playing they will attempt to kill you so you have to blend in with the npcs like it return to shore you've been stranded in the deep sea you have to swim 15 miles back to shore there are sturgeon there are anglerfish there are minnows there are all sorts of small dolphins trout porpoise you can ride dolphins so they can give

you a ride but if you know you encounter say maybe a shark you'd be cooked what's a sturgeon it's like a big ass dinosaur fish they're a big ass dinosaur i've seen one they're illegal to like catch oh really in maine at least and uh holy yeah a kid uh a kid caught one one of my friend's little brothers caught one and if you like reel it in it you get in trouble with uh wildlife but he did not i think you have to cut the line we uh we i was kayaking out in the saco bay and one of them jumped they jumped out of the water jumped like 10 feet out of the water it's just um you're gonna love stranded okay you and your crewmates have been marooned on an island by your fellow pirates you have to start a new civilization and try and build a ship

stay alive repopulate and uh and try and go get revenge on the people who marooned you i like that uh anthrax you work in the mail room okay you're processing hundreds and hundreds of letters every day here's the deal one of the letters is gonna contain anthrax designated for someone at your company so your job is if you're not keeping up with getting people's mail to them then they get pissed but if you let the one letter with anthrax through you lose and you kill someone so you have to be meticulous but efficient and that therein lies the hook of the game you have know what to look for i love it um rock stardom yep start as a band doing small gigs slowly work your way up to becoming a rock star and you get faced with ultimatums that will either help or

hurt your career uh there can be falling outs there can be drug addiction there can be all sorts of stuff uh on your rise to rock stardom flock you're a bird you have to assemble the largest flock like you want a like if you have a real big flock yeah that's when you want to kill succeeding yeah uh you have to sometimes you attack other flocks sometimes you have to hold uh sort of info sessions with uh loose birds to try to recruit them into your flock uh it ends it honestly ends up it seems it turns into like a like a um like a timeshare type thing like where you're having these like you're promising vacations and getting birds to show up just to recruit them into your flock uh it's very it's all about manipulation and you will still have to

eat bird food yeah well what kind of bird would you be if you could be a bird pelican really why is that hang out by the ocean big mouth what would you think it's a win-win what'd you do it's a win-win what would you do with your big mouth hold a bunch of fish and items hold fish items. Steal from other fish. Jack Whitbird would you, Rusty Whitbird? Bald Eagle. Good luck. With what? I'm just saying,

everyone's gonna like, it's just lonely. Like, if you're the Bald Eagle, it's just lonely at the top. That's all I'm saying. It will get lonely, because people are so, you know what I mean? I'm immune to being killed.

Can't kill a Bald Eagle. Pterodactyls can. what pterodactyls can oh what's killing pelicans hunter who hunter biden he's killing i forgot i still have my uber eats his hunter biden mine is i ordered beer on uh on postmates the other day and they like check your id one beer i ordered a beer i ordered a beer it's like a loose beer from a bar um and the guy took my d and he was like this doesn't match here my postman's name is red foreman he's the dad from that 70s show and he was like this doesn't match i was like yeah it's

always it's a fake name he was like why would you do that i don't know it's funny he was just like okay um should we do ways to ask if someone wants another drink i would love to these are ways to ask if someone wants another drink can i replenish your reserves twenty dollars on tank two keep it going wait twenty dollars on pump two keep it going pretty sure they got free refills here want to turn this walk into a run is that ice getting lonely next level want to keep her running you dry no use in stopping now viral viral so can if we clip that online do you think we'll go viral get like a hundred dms next stop next up kevin jonas kevin jonas is gonna repost this next one

scary i'll be viral you got too many bagels like a joke all right oh wait well i didn't even tell you tell me i dm'd uh i dm'd uh joe he responded oh hell yeah what do you say he said that he can come on on friday perfect but liam's on so we might have to take him off yeah that's great you'd kick lame off yeah that's sick get jonas you guys joined the worst prank of all time you got jonas you were probably like and what next kevin you're probably like oh i bet kevin's on i asked you earlier and you said i Was it when I was in the bathroom? That's the dumbest.

That was the worst execute of one of them all. Get Jonas. You're probably like, I hope Nick and Kevin can come. You didn't Jonas me for a fucking second. I hope Kevin does that. You got Jonas. What did you think I was going to say?

No, Liam's coming, so he can't come? You thought we were going to kick Liam off? Yeah, we'd kick Liam off. I would kick Liam. Liam would be like, of course. You just got Jonas. You got Jonas. You feel like such an idiot.

anybody like you know i guess i have to brush up on camp rock my my aunt ellen lived in santa monica for a long time and there was some like i don't know if it's like drizzly or like something like that there was like a new it was like alcohol delivery and it was like pretty new and they did a partnership with like joe or nick jonas i guess there was like a few like if you order from us in this window we'll deliver the alcohol and a few of like nick jonas is gonna hand deliver some of them and come play like a private concert at your house and sure enough she did it and it she got it like nick jonas delivered the wine that she ordered concert and like came in and played a few like acoustic songs in her living room is that insane was she by herself i think

with her like boyfriend or i don't know or maybe with a friend i don't really remember it'd be funny if you were like ordering like you were about to get like sad drunk yeah you didn't know about the thing the alcohol gets there and then nick jonas is like in your room uh you were probably like you were probably like um demi lovato was in camp rock right i don't know i've never seen camp rock dude that's crazy that you have any that i don't even know what it is honestly you've never seen camp rock play pull the play that she's really good really play that she's really good thing learn yeah look we'll if you if you don't have plans to watch camp rock you're going to after this next give it up for the awesome caitlin galler

and this is an honor of you awesome camp rockers she's really good yeah what the hell was she doing i can't if you haven't seen this whenever i see clips of camp rock though it makes me sad because demi was like coked out during all these movies oh really i you know who i saw the other day was this is not her but uh who's the who's the girl amanda binds i saw amanda binds on the street outside of starbucks and she looked really yeah it looked like she was wait did i tell you who was in front of me ordering a juice there's no kesha really you did tell me this did i not say it on the pod though i don't know if i know i went to when my friends were visiting like two weekends ago we were ordering

coffee yeah and i was like i follow on instagram for some reason so i recognized oh my god i think that's fucking kesha and sure enough then i look closer and she had a necklace on that kesha really yeah sort of god no i remember when you told me that did you say um do you say on the clock do you say like you break up and brush your teeth with a bottle of jack i said no i do tiktok too and dabbed her up get it all right whose personality is stealing i am stealing the whalers personality collectively they're bob marley's backup guys and i just love their vibe drinking lots of red stripe um my dad was telling my sister's partner last night the story of when we basically we went to this resort when i was a kid in jamaica that is now

like it was so far from the airport that most people didn't want to drive there was like a two-hour drive you need to drive through like kingston so it wasn't expensive that yet because people weren't going there for like big vacations but they put in this private airport so now people can go and now it's like but i was like we'll never be able to go there again because it's too expensive and uh he said that they the way they found out i was drinking was we were walking to dinner or something and all the workers were calling me mr red stripe i'm gonna steal cronin o'brien no i want to i want to spice up my patio this weekend oh tie from extreme home makeover done good move that bus

i'm gonna steal miranda priestly's personality from devil wears prada that's meryl streep's character because she is um she's just like a boss woman and she's kind of mean in it like honestly her character is mean but she gets shit done and i think she's just a savage so you're gonna get stuff done but you're gonna be mean to us while you do it oh we never we gotta get our number uh eddie royal not even close not even close uh shannon sharp do you guys know any 86 year olds oh shane sharp al pacino um uh no no i got i can get this i can get this i can get this uh oh there's a hockey player that's 86 will disley

will disley number number 81 oh um who is 81 I can't think of any um uh Antonio Gates

oh yeah well done oh uh 85 Robert De Niro number oh

Ollie Williams family guide get family guide vernon davis is that a family guy yeah number do number um 85 again um um no we gotta get this it's um trisha takanawa that's family guy tyler oh uh nate jacobs uh that's get euphoria brock bowers though he wears like a single number 89 oh my gosh um what's her face from princess diaries i forgot her name uh julie andrews oh 89 damn she looks good for 89 she looks so good she's so cute

we can get i'm gonna get this zackert zackert yes wait comment down below what are they commenting comment down below droopy all right love you love you guys bye