Will & Rusty's Playdate - we’re in the Wall Street Journal!

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

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because my grandma goes what time she found out we do this she goes what days do they come out if you record on mondays and i go it'll be out on wednesday so if she stumbles into this one that would be the first thing we would have said well i have i had to have that song stuck in my head And I just walked out into the hallway just a second ago to use the bathroom. And I was just like, sucking on my teeth. Like, just kind of under my breath. And Edge comes out of the kitchen. He, like, flings the saloon doors open.

He goes, Will, this is a professional workplace. And I was like, all right, you know what? I'll actually take that one. That's probably a little bit much. You know what? That's a little bit much. For the first time ever, that one's on me. I watched Jack Lawler call Edge Alexander today.

and i was like that is the calling calling your boss by his like government name is the equivalent of like punching him in the face well that's i'm sure dk metcalf would agree yeah wait what does that guy keep calling him i just called him his real name and he punched him yeah but they made the play oh he got he that guy was vindicated because dk said he said like the n word yeah he did well i don't know i don't think there's i think there's like videos i don't think he said they were saying the the worst case you can make for yourself of like i didn't say the n-word is in the press conference where he's explaining it he's wearing a suit in a backwards fitted hat and everyone was like he kind of on dk said he kind of looks like he might have said yeah well no i

think he's i think he might have said it but he said he had the pass and so he had right ended his pass right oh it's like laminated dk's like oh dude why didn't you say he held it up you say something that's like an old like that's like a king batch style vine like having like a physical and they're like and they're like a girl with like a huge ass you know what's the what's the sound that it's like yeah oh my god i saw a uh a curtis lapora oh my god i forgot vine on tiktok yesterday boston terrier yeah exactly and so i was like what is that guy up to and i searched him up on tiktok it's all like um only fans is my guess no no adjacent it's um it's like all gym bro like steroids stuff now i watched a video of him

lapore lapora or something i think i think it's lapore oh okay i made up the a go to his tiktok i remember like on vine i like loved oh my god he has four million followers on instagram so well they all do because they they they like a million they like a hundred million vine followers yeah but it's i was gonna say they're still killing it doing the exact same style videos i don't know who's watching facebook facebook it's this they can they can still do it we ran into uh can we watch that one yeah i bet it's awesome wait pause it pause it here's my guess the punchline is something about like netflix and chill yeah i think it's gonna be my guess is it's like he's cheating on her or something he's cheating on her okay

okay guess who he's cheating she's cheating on him nice all right we can stop it i don't we don't need to watch it pete davidson how did you guess that because it's like yeah i guess it's the same wait stop the this is this sound is giving me an aneurysm sorry we ran into a couple viners in like 2023 at the at the rams game remember that oh yeah yeah and they were all like bottle flipping and like do it was like literally like it was exactly what i would expect them to it was kind of reassuring being like yeah your perceptions about people are

probably like pretty pretty right yeah uh we want to hear my crazy story please i do last night i had a crazy story that's pretty good right no last night i let the lick no i didn't let the liquor talk i actually didn't i drove to a concert this is like a roller coaster ride right i know it's i'm like taking you like on a one-way ticket to roller coaster i went to waxahatchee this artist i like it was her she does a birthday concert every year oh yeah yeah i think i'd maybe mention this they bring like a bunch of people out they do all covers and it's all they bring out like different celebrities and they all do covers and so it's the show is completely covers and there's like a ton of special guests it's like the format is basically they bring out

a celebrity it's like sweet 16 theme so they bring out a celebrity and then the celebrity tells like a story about why this song it reminds them of high school and then they perform it and some of them aren't like singers right like will forte was there which was like he did black sabbath he was like this i'm gonna do a band that this band had a big year this year in a negative way and then he did black sabbath why did they have a bad osie osbourne died oh it was like a funny but anyway two minutes not even two we literally are walking in the door just scanned our tickets i hear lauren go oh hey audrey and i turn to the left audrey hobart's right there and i was like oh my god hi and we were like we're at the same theater we saw right we're like last time we were

here was to see you and she was like no it's super nice cool combo do you guys know each other no i it was or maybe lauren said like hey audrey oh yeah and i'm like hey audrey but no so she didn't but it was just a really cool interaction and it was all old people in this car it's like the target demo is like 30s 40s yeah like wax a hatchet i feel like so it's does she recognize you no oh that would be a bummer she didn't recognize you from when you guys talked at gracie yeah i mean maybe i almost said that in your defense you didn't have doritos in your hands if you had were you like eating doritos with when you met her no i thought that was like the whole like hinge of the story pulls out a bag of doritos she goes oh will i didn't need doritos was she

eating doritos no in my head that was like the whole story her mom like we talked about boston with her mom i don't know anyway so that was cool so i'm already like that's sick and then we get in and we stand there and i would say this is probably the number one person that i have never seen before but is my number one hero okay that i would want to see wait let me get comes and stands right musician or people over for the entire concert zach bryan no i've definitely tim robinson yeah that's sick tim robinson rolls up stands right next to our crew and is next to us like literally the entire show that's why did you say anything no i he was like it was like a concert so i feel like it's like but like i just kept looking over like i couldn't help myself like

i feel like yeah i don't know it was so cool but it was like within five minutes of walking the or it was audrey hobert and tim robinson i was like this is like it's like you're super me and scott and lauren were saying like i think we might be the three people on planet earth who care most about this combo right like i think there's like a legitimate case i i would be shocked if there's someone who loves those two people more than yeah me what would that be for you andrew that would be like we're having this it's kind of a fun thing to think about two people walk into the room i think donald glover and olivia rodrigo would be my two no but i'm but there's definitely other people who have that overlap because they're really so big right i know but they make such

different music that's true and there's part of like such different generations of music you know yeah i just feel like those are they're almost two things well do they have to be like your number one no no it's just like what two people would you be the definitive number one fan of that combo so i guess like you would have to do like maybe a musician and an actor because that's why i think it works for this one is because it's musician and act and okay and oliver rodrigo donald glover the actor and they don't know if they like his music it doesn't count yeah exactly yeah hmm i think it'd be like if like if like jimmy buffett and uh yeah jimmy jimmy buffett's a good one because it's going to cater to a different

right what do you who's someone you like that's like a young it would be like if jimmy buffett and i'm having an impossible time thinking of anyone i like that feels bad feels like not a good sign uh are there any actors you really like yeah like a young actor like a young i literally oh it'd be i mean i guess like be like if daniel radcliffe and jimmy buffett walked in at the same time but i feel like there's gotta be a lot of like because you think about like orlando yeah yeah everyone in orlando is exactly in that the venn diagram's a circle um jimmy buffett and jimmy buffett i don't know why that's correct jimmy buffett and

i don't know no you can sit on it yeah anyway i'll come back it was a perfect storm we were bugging also at one point audrey over like walked right by us on the other side it was literally like sandwiched in between i was like i wish i could take like a 360 yeah like the gopro thing where it makes it look like you're like on top of the world you're taking like a panorama they're like what are you doing shut up shut up don't move it was cool though and then and so one of the people that she brought out to sing was sam richardson yep and so when he came out it was the cutest thing tim immediately grabs his phone and films like dad style film oh that's awesome performance he was so he's such a good singer sam really he was like the best he was just as good as

like the singers that came out she brought out katie gavin who's from moona okay and they and she did uh sucking on my titties like i'm on it's fine and went like nuts and uh that's when you gotta commit to you can't you can't think it's funny no it was you have to do it hardcore and it was so good and bowen yang and audrey hobert came out sick kyle mooney came out bowen was there bowen yang was there he did uh california oh i love that song what is that the theme song of the oc yeah that's such an insane lineup like how much were these tickets 50 bucks whoa and it was like small venue right types yeah is it a charity event no it's there which is also awesome on your birthday to just be like getting a check get paid like 100 grand but uh no it was kyle mooney came

out and did um you only get what you get oh i was listening to that this morning yeah and he was like dude he was like dancing all awkward the super radicals or whatever the new new radicals did you take any like videos or anything yeah i got some videos you didn't want to like post any on your story i wanted to i wanted to surprise you guys kind of oh okay and also i was i was like driving back and i just kind of forgot that would be one of those nights my instagram story is like a hundred slides yeah i think if i had like two course lights i would have had 15 instagram stories out but i was dead sober so i was just like yeah it was actually kind of awesome i was just drinking diet cokes and like yeah the energy of it was juiced yeah i was like fired up i

couldn't fall asleep after it's kind of underrated because i was thinking about what lauren said about kind of blacking out some of gracie abrams yeah and like wishing that like oh i just wish i had been sober and like enjoy the moment she blacked out at gracie abrams she like browned out i think she's like apparently was she didn't seem that drunk i mean i was with her yeah all night but the next night she was like oh i don't remember at all but if there's one thing that like us filming us being that drunk all the time has taught me is like there's a brief window where i remember where we were and being like i was so fucked up then but it hasn't shown on your face yet and then the and then the wheels fall off but like there you can you can have like

eight beers and internally be like this is crazy but out but you still externally look fine uh do you guys want to hear an all-time an all-time uh conversation i had yeah we're at my buddy tim's house in florida and we're playing cards and his mom's there and we're all you know just hanging out having drinks and someone made a joke to the effect of like uh his mom made some comment like uh like yeah tim like tim oh we always thought like maybe like the milkman or something you know that old thing where if someone doesn't look like their parents they're like maybe like the mom slept with the milkman or whatever and we all were like ah and then and then he was like now the milkman didn't look anything like me and she was like yeah you're

right and we were like what we were like did you guys have a milkman growing up and and they were like yeah did you guys not we were like no no one had a milkman wait what and then he goes he goes i still have one he lives in he lives in boston he still has a guy bring him his milk in like glass bottles what we were like one how much milk are you drinking that it justifies that he pulled up an order his most recent order from the guy it was like different types and then we kept being like it's 150 he goes it's the holidays because there was like eggnog and stuff in there too and we were like who is that they still have milkman dude they all they were the him and his mom were looking at all of us like we were the weird ones where in boston he lives i want to say like the

seaport or like the north end like not like a not like a suburban area that's crazy he they looked at us like we were insane for not having one growing up and not still employing one like to my knowledge he might be their only customer i have a question is tim from the 1920s that's what i asked him i was like when did you guys grow up in like a big idea i got a milkman all right he's in black and white yeah we're all sitting there in color dude it was it was it was so strange what's next you don't have a chambermaid what is a chamber was his neighbor dwight d eisenhower his neighbor was his day i you know what actually i think his neighbor was dwight d eisenhower wait what is a chambermaid i think it's a sexual thing i don't know you guys laughed

and i just went with it because i thought i didn't you look it up no it's not i think they like tend to your chamber say it again i feel like my dad says it sometimes chambermaid oh i think that's what my dad like his old ass calls like a uh yeah hotel house oh the chamber my dad will be like oh don't worry the chambermaid will take it what do you that feels like fucked up like i don't yeah they you know what they do is they fill that pan with like coals and they warm up your bed before you before you get in it chambermaid okay that is old timey carry on maybe your dad knew tim yeah oh i got another thing i have a debate okay i have a debate i want you to weigh in on oh it's a hype i thought you had like a competition well i have signed up

we're doing debate i have debate tonight so we gotta wrap up all right here's the question that june shine hypothetical one guy two roommates own a car together okay already already feeling biased i already feel like i know which one i'm gonna side with two roommates own a car together one is leaving for the holidays and the other one has been gone for a few weeks in argentina okay i'll just say their names right so i'm leaving to go home for the holidays scott's been gone for a few weeks and he's gonna get back about a week before me so i've been the only one driving the car for a couple weeks and he's gonna get back and have a week of the car before i get home okay how much how many miles worth of gas is an acceptable amount to leave in the tank before

it's like a little bit of a fuck you oh you like left the car for him he comes back and he texts and he was like bro you left x amount of miles in the car and i was like yeah that's yeah fine here's my thing and i don't know if you're gonna like it and i don't know if scott's gonna like it i think that this this goes against what both of you like fundamentally believe i think it should constantly be like a roulette of who needs to fill it up like i think if you're gonna game yeah if you're gonna go into it like like let's say you're you're 10 miles away from home and you have like you know 20 miles like that sucks for scott in the morning like i think it's like crazy whoever like you probably should fill it up but i think yeah it's

an even you should constantly be okay we're both filling it up we're definitely not doing that we're not trying to leave as little as possible for each other but then how are you going to get like an upper hand on him financially i can't it's impossible it makes a million dollars a year why don't you see actually yeah damn no oh i don't know that's crazy we tie and i were talking about this last night like how much money would you have to start making before you like moved out because right now it's not even a money thing why we all like it's like fun live together it's just like i prefer to live with them i think i think there's a world where if i was making like a ridiculous amount of money i still i might move everyone into a new spot yeah instead of getting

your own spot i agree i don't yeah anyway but to answer your question i don't know i think maybe maybe what if you guys whenever someone fills it up you just split it down the middle i'm it's not about like we have a good like we both fill it up it's about how many miles you can leave yeah oh quarter uh eighth of a tank enough enough to get to a gas station when the light comes on you have to fill it up yeah was the light on oh yeah yeah i mean but it said 45 miles i would never text oh that's a lot 45 miles that's a lot he texted me bro you left me 45 miles i should have been like where are you filling up no i said catalina where are you going that's 46 miles away like and then when i got back i was like have you driven 45 miles this week i'm i'm positive not we

know we never go anywhere outside of like the west side unless we're going like a trip yeah i would say i thought that was perfectly fine like sure it was a little like ideally i would have filled it up but i was in a time crunch i was like it's 45 miles that's fine i don't think it would have even crossed my mind unless it was like 10 you're not yeah you're not there's a chance i run out of gas on the way to the gas 100 yeah yeah yeah 45 miles i mean my light comes on at like 20 so i was thinking like in the 20s okay yeah i guess we have an early light so what do you think what do you think how do you think you would have reacted if you got in the car and the light was on and it said 45 god had left it yeah i would have been like oh okay i should get gas soon same

yeah so anyway that's my big fight okay so yeah i think you bring this back to scott tell him what we said i think you're valid i think i'll have to wait till the comments wait i had some crowd sources every every once in a while we're like all set all wrong on like this is the right thing you're doing then people are like you guys are all assholes oh can i can i tell andrew the the joke that i want you to put in your movie when you write it oh it's so good whoa you're writing movie well hypothetically i'm i want to write the next naked gun or a naked gun style like comedy for the for you know you know the types of jokes that are in that and yes so this one i thought was perfect we were we were sitting in the hot tub in florida and this woman came up or no i'll

just tell you the joke and then i'll tell you what happens so they're all sit in the movie they're all sitting in the hot tub and a new guy walks up and he's like uh hey do you guys mind if i turn on the jets and everyone's like yeah dude like go for it and then he turns on the tv and the jets are playing like the commanders i do like that pretty good i do like that yeah i actually wrote a couple sketches uh really when i was at home yeah yeah nice uh i wrote them down here working on your dad uh yeah because uh they're like they're not sketches that we'd like actually make but they were just like funny ones that we don't make any together say well sometimes willie like we'll come up with podcast that's sketches that i think are pretty funny uh this one says

the man with the golden ass what are you gonna say to that one you fucker that's mine what did i dream what was it again like his it's like the man you know the man with the golden voice who by the way was in marty supreme oh yeah you told me after we talked about that yeah yeah uh no okay um so my sketch was like we're playing like all the families around like opening uh presents on christmas and there's like spotify playing on the tv behind them and you know how spotify plays like the artist pictures yeah but like imagine they get like progressively like more sexual to the point where it's just like hardcore porn it's like in the back some of them are kind of freaky yeah yeah because we were like opening gifts and we had spotify on in the

background and like there would be like a picture of demi lovato just like yeah titties out back out whatever and like my whole family's like back out back out and titties out are completely it was like a hologram this is my new music yeah yeah yeah um and then my other one was uh there's like a family and they're watching footage from the 1930s and they're like guessing who like each family member is from all the footage and they're like connecting the dots and like they're getting like more and more people and they're like oh and if that's like our aunt susie then that must be like our uncle don okay like they're connecting all the dots and then at the very end like a shutterstock logo plays and it turns out it wasn't i like that any other stock footage yeah because

we were we were doing that my dad i guess found like footage of our family from like the 1920s 30s or whatever from like it literally looked like a charlie chaplin movie they're like skating really close to the edge of a cliff yeah yeah or uh what if what if it's that but uh but at the end one of the cousins is in the back like painting and then he turns around it's like young hitler and you guys realize that you were all hitler's grand i was kind of thinking that's where i was gonna go i was like oh and if he's really dead then he's like let's just watch something else yeah well it's just funny because they would be like oh and that must be and that must be and then later on they'd be like oh no that's him and then that's him and i was like what

if a shutterstock like logo just like plays at the end it's just like random footage my dad just like bought on accident ai yeah that's funny yeah that's good i like both those are my sketches i'm stealing them yeah i did i did great idea i want to do the man with the golden ass yeah it's awesome what was you didn't you have one that was like a guy who's a great hang but his ass reeks or was that chester that was you that was me he's so cool everyone loves him every time he gets up from the booth to get like another round everyone's like oh he's so much fun and no one wants to tell him that his ass fucking your ass someone's ass reeking it's like an all-time it's like not bo it's like clearly from their ass and it's not far it's our body it's like a constant he's crushing

Like everyone's like laughing And he's like Oh man I love you guys Alright I'm gonna get another picture And he stands up And everyone's like Oh Dude we gotta do something

About Ryan's ass His ass Sucks dude His ass fucking blows He like drops her about And he's like Oh let me pick that up And everyone's like

No no no Dude Ryan we'll get it We'll get it We'll get it We'll get it We'll get it Keep telling the story The first time I thought

Like maybe the first time I thought he shit himself and it's funny to think about like people sting from their armpits like their feet if they take their shoes off but it's like that's ass you know he's so clean he's like well-dressed like you know clipped nails good haircut stands up or like are his pants dirty or it's like like even those are clean it's like his cheeks are like stink like his ass it's like his crack is like totally busted dude it's like real stink lines coming off his ass it's like pig pen on his ass only yeah like a waiter is like walking behind him when he like gets up and like just like

reminds me of that dusty kid from uh the peanuts pig pen what's up with that i just said pig oh i didn't know that was his name his name is dusty now his name is dusty that's okay dude we when we at new year's rusty wait his name is pig pen is that actually his name yeah am i gonna get pig no no look i mean yeah you technically will get pig pen oh yeah you're right what was his deal like why was he so dirty i think i think he was like their homeless friend yeah yeah they didn't really give him like that was kind of the whole storyline i think i watched charlie brown christmas yeah racist i was just my prediction okay no no i'm dreaming of a Charlie Brown Christmas.

Like, everyone's shitting themselves or something. No, Charlie Brown Christmas, the whole plot is he just gets, like, relentlessly bullied by his friends. Charlie? Yeah. They're all, like, assholes to him. And then at the very end, they're all just like, all right, fine, we like you. And it's, like, a big recipe. Did I talk about this?

That's, like, what the Halloween one is, too. The Great Pumpkin. Yeah, it's, like, I don't like his friends. I think he needs a new crew. Yeah, he needs a new crew. He does need a new crew. It's kind of like in Harry Potter when, like, everyone at school hates him because they think he put his name in the Goblet of Fire. Yeah.

Like, that feels like a weird, like, Ron turns against him because he's in the Goblet of Fire. I think Ron is so in love with Hermione. Hermione and her hiney. Her hiney. Her hiney. I watched Star Wars yesterday. I'm way back in. i might i might be coming more towards your side than i was initially could i just before i lose

the train of thought what if hermione you know that thing where she like uses a stopwatch so she can go right like two classes at the same time yeah guy who used it just so he can always be jerking off during every class period so you can go to all his classes but still jerk off the entire day he's like ghostly white his hair is like a mess like ron where will where were you oh nothing nothing okay wait what were you saying you're you're star warsy in that which one of you been what i watched uh i watched episode three w that's the best one here's my thing and i don't think this is a new take i think this is just a thing that occurred to me because i hadn't been really watching them i'm low-key on anakin's side what he's evil him slaying the children i was like

well but everything dude everything else i was like wait what they he's the best jedi there is and they all were like nah dude can't be on the council and so he he's a kid oh i thought he was like 25 i mean i don't know his exact age but he's young they're all old i just thought they was they were being like condescending towards him but he was they could sense in him and that's the thing is yoda knew from the get-go but it's kind of the it's but the only reason that he that yoda was right was because they didn't let him he would have been good if they just let him be a jedi and they put him or he would have had more power and gone to the dark side and been able to effectively actually destroy the jedi race no no okay but i also agree that the weird thing with

like prophecies in like stuff is it makes it really hard it's like well then how does yeah how do we stop it yeah well also like him having that dream about padme dying yes like he was only becoming he only went to the dark side because he wanted to save the love of his life and so i was like that's kind of cool i'd go to the dark side i wouldn't have killed the kids also i do think that's an important part of the show where it's like they have to really make this guy the clear antagonist so he kills 20 kids right and also the fun i remember being because i was watching on a plane and that was when i said i was in the middle of that that silent drink off with the guy across the aisle from me so there were you were just getting drunk on the plane no no such thing as

a silent no he no he knew he knew and then the guy dude another guy joined in like at yeah halfway through the our dual semantics but so there were some miller lights involved and i think that was where i was like if i watched it sober i probably would have been like yeah this guy's obviously the bad guy i was like kind of i saw where he was coming from i thought i thought they were all being like condescending assholes and then mace windu goes outside of his goes outside of his territory and fucking kills the chancellor i thought that was messed up too that's not the jedi way i think i think i like obi-wan kenobi see that now that is a safe take i like i also here's the thing he could have just like you know that old argument where if if two babies grew up

on like an island and they didn't ever see adults would they become adults or would they just become like big babies without any other jedis would the that classic old wait that's like a it's like a thing we like i kind of like i've never heard of that before i feel like me and my me and my circle talking about that all the time they never saw adults would like would they would they just be like huge babies or would they like figure out i think they would wait well i'm confused why wouldn't they age like normally no i'm saying like obviously they grow into like what but mentally would they come back and picture like six feet long but he has like a big key yeah no like would they would they be like they'd be like cavemen yeah so but like if they if he killed

all the other jedi and all the other jedi are dead he could have just left those ones to their own devices and they probably wouldn't become like real jedis yeah well no but it's it's like a genetic thing they might have chlorines i know but like you they still have to learn it from somewhere i think like every once in a while they'd like fling something across the room be like that was crazy but they wouldn't like know it's the force they'd get there eventually it's like in harry potter before he went to hogwarts like every once in a while like the glass would disappear like something he'd like you're you'd blow up your aunt the snake thing yeah exactly yeah i'd be like that was odd but you wouldn't know he's a wizard it figured out eventually yeah

um oh i had a good i'd probably my best compliment of the weekend that i that i dished out we're sitting there watching football d to c me uh me ty jacob uh and and flan and jacob's girlfriend are sitting there watching football and someone got called for a legal motion and i looked at tie and i said you got a legal motion i think you should have been like guilty and it made his weekend that's awesome a legal motion legal did you got a legal motion that's what joe burrow keeps getting probably yeah yeah i had something i wanted to tell you guys it's hot in here no joe burrow oh it's in here i have a i've been i have a development in the did i tell bless you did i tell you about that or was that your cup that was oh i can't put down the cup

can't put down the cup i can't put down the cup i can't put down the cup uh yeah i told you there's that homeless guy living on my street that's been like wreaking havoc on the cul-de-sac oh he lives in like a he lives in like a lincoln and he like blocks people's driveways and he'll like he'll like park next to someone who's parallel parked and then like pass out and they're like trying to get to work it's like a which honestly on his own i think is kind of funny but he apparently um was pooping in a bag and was like staring at these children that live in our building and so the mom called the cops which i think is completely reasonable and and they came and i'm coming down for my morning walk so i have my over ear headphones on noise canceling on and when i

turned the corner there were like nine cops in our lobby and they're talking to her and so i take them off because i know it's about the homeless guy because she's been like constantly trying to get them to do something about it yeah and i took my headphones off and i was like oh you guys talking about the homeless guy out there and like completely forgot like they're kind of like doing an invest like i have nothing to do with this and the guy was like get out of here man and like got kind of mad at me and so i like now went on the offensive and i was like he's the biggest problem on our street like you guys gotta you guys gotta like talk to him or something and one of the cops put his hand on my shoulder he was like get out of here dude and and i i left and then now he was

just still there this morning you gotta so you gotta rest no i also was like wait that's kind of awesome that you can like what i feel like put touched you he was like dude get out of here should i do you think his axon was on what's that body cam yeah maybe i think i would i think gone down he was actually he was actually the one that it was very polite the other one was the mean one so this guy

was like clearly like dude just like get out of here the other one was like get out of here dude that's right but yeah that would be all time like they're dealing this guy my back oh dear heavens

it's calm yeah well um i had i had hell of a morning as well oh yeah wait that was this morning no that was this week and he hasn't been yours was this speaking of mornings speaking of speaking of transitions um so i get in this morning at like 3 a.m for my flight damn I get like four hours of sleep or something like that. Wake up, a bunch of texts about this ATEM, studio's all fucked and everything like that. Then I drive into our company lot.

Can't park there because we have to renew our passes. So I'm like, okay. So I turn around, I go to the parking garage area where they're like, sell you your pass. They're like, it's cash only today. I'm like, what? They're like, our credit card scanners don't work. I'm like, fuck.

So then I have to drive. I have to go to ATEM. Which also, the worst day for that possibly everyone gets them today yeah everyone's renewing theirs today so i have to park in a parking lot go to an atm take out the money i have to pay to park there how much whatever it was like five dollars or something to park in the i'm saying how much is this the the parking yeah um i didn't they were like go take out cash i had no idea how much it was gonna be that's true it was 155 oh okay so i took like 160 dollars i come back for the year yeah whatever i go there she's like

can i have proof of employment i'm like yeah i can show you a paycheck but i don't have service right now she's like yeah you have to go to the window so i'm like doing like the boomer shit where i'm like holding my phone up to the window where is yeah it's on fourth street it's on like fourth street it's some like parking and uh so i'm like holding my phone up to the window looking like a boomer finally get it i go back to the booth and i hear yo bro it's my turn and i'm like and from that statement like who are you picturing that like said that i can't jerry i can't say jerry yeah no not someone i know like a demographic age height what do you want us to say i'm gonna say i'm gonna say they're we should both picturing a twink we should both we should both sit this one

out he was more you did a voice you can't you're like leading us you're leading us to hey bro yeah you're feeding us to the wolves are you so what demographic mainly are you picking i just meant to say like it sounded like a little white twink it's that no he was i think he was i'm picturing a power bottom yeah i think he's more of a bottom sorry so who is it no no no so i i'm picturing like a frat dude i turn around it's this like 90 year old man right oldest hey bro and he's not talking to me he's actually talking to the girl next to me at the booth and she's like well it's my turn he goes but they called my number she goes i know i was a little late but i got here first and the security guard's like yo bro just like let her have her turn they did call her number

first she was like a little late coming out and he goes okay whatever you entitled bitch and i'm like oh shit and then he's like he's like whatever you entitled bitch she's like it is the beginning of the year do not start your year off this way and he's like it was my fucking turn you bitch and i'm like oh shit you said it again so i'm like trying to hurry out of there i'm like please just give me my pass yeah yeah yeah and he's like this this is his super bowl yeah this is like the one reason he's here right and then he like comes over and he's like hey chill chill chill he goes yeah you hear that bitch chill and i'm like holy fuck i gotta get out of here and like literally like he's like breaking them up as i just like scoot out of

there damn i cannot be here for this or whatever and all the workers are treating this like this is every day for that probably is every day it's insane it's like basically the dmv yeah so anyway this is not a tv show by the way for the record for the record if this is a tv show i went this morning and it is cashless so this or actually i guess that's a detail that would crashless crashless but anyway so i leave the parking garage and as i'm leaving they're charging me two dollars which isn't a big deal i have two dollars not to fly how long are you in there because it usually lets you go out exactly so it's 90 minutes free which is what they say on the sign so i call assistance i go hey i haven't been here for longer than 90 minutes they go yeah but you

left and came back and i'm like so it hasn't been 90 minutes yet even in the time even in the time that i had come left went to the atm came back and then left it had been like 30 minutes right and she goes yeah but since you left and came back you lose the 90 minutes free and you have to start paying and i'm like and so i'm like fighting with her which is like i'm like it's two dollars so i feel kind of like a bum but it's like the principle it is of the two dollars you know and i'm like well did you use any of the lines that you heard in in the parking office towards her yes yeah and then i said you entitled bitch yeah um and then uh finally security guard had to come over and he was like yeah bro sorry like the rules are rules or whatever and i was

like i fucking hate la and i paid it and i left i got all the way here i walked all the way up to the office realized i didn't have my computer and i had to drive all the way home grab my computer you had a horrible and damn that's like an ass all the way back morning it was horrible it's like a bun that's the definition of a buns morning yeah that's the definition like a cheek start to the day yeah worst monday should we tell andrew about the blueberry jam yeah is this like a blue waffle joke no no i texted you yeah i was at lauren's house in cleveland met the met the whole family how'd that go we're great yeah it was really good it was the only thing was funny is i was in my fantasy football championship which i ended lose

ended up losing by 1.2 points on puka nikua's last touchdown of the game on the monday night game so both nights we're watching football and both nights i'm just like tweaking on the couch like trying i'm like oh oh yeah sorry mr hilton what were you saying like yeah i think they found it endearing they think you're like a huge gambling i kept trying her mom's like so you gambled i was like no it's not gambling it's like uh it's long-term gambling i gambled at the beginning of the year and now i can reap the benefits yeah it was funny somehow none of them did fantasy football so i was like it's like a new concept to them yeah they're like but they're not here so what you're you're coaching a team is that what you're doing this is your team yeah anyway it was

funny but uh i we had i got blueberry i brought them blueberry jam from maine maine blueberries so good and then we were thinking about blueberry i said imagine i texted jack imagine getting stuck in a blueberry jam and then he goes is that something and we were we were on the traffic we were on the phone laughing about it like uh like you're at the grocery store and there's like a huge line to get to like the fruits and everyone's like honking their carts being like what are you doing up there you fucking asshole and like some guys like smelling the blueberries and they're like shit or get off the pot moron let out fucking work a blueberry jam that's funny willie it's officially 2026 what are your new year's resolutions this year well my big one

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odds boost tokens same game parlays and so much more bet mgm make it legendary let's get back into the episode okay we're halfway through the episode and we just went to pee and i was walking back from the bathroom and i accidentally started singing sucking on my titties again and this time rick comes out and goes like i was like oh he's like i love that song rick what mind you is a 35 year old father yeah you're like this i knew this workplace rock yeah and i was like it's just yelled at me for saying that he's like what speaking of speaking of edge i had a an all-time text exchange with him i texted him uh the first day i was back and i was like guess what i'm having for breakfast because we kind of have we've been like trying a lot of different spots and kind

of recommending them to each other and do you remember that that english muffin place that we got like right before break that was like bacon egg and cheese sausage egg and cheese they're really good on english muffins they have this like special spread i was very excited to tell him that i was having this was like guess what i'm having and he had a couple guesses and i was like i'll give you a hint it's a play on words and i was at i was at uh muffin can stop us awesome name and he texted me oh muffin me crazy what no uh no i'm at muffin can stop us i was like what what would muffin me crazy even he was muffing me crazy i was like what what would muffin me crazy even like mean

and he was like i don't know like making me crazy i'm like that doesn't rhyme with that doesn't rhyme with making me crazy he was like something about something about muffin me crazy really really got me good thing me crazy is crazy yeah i had funny exchanges edge too i woke up i had like he's a fun guy to text dude i actually i think play with you i know i think uh i think i'm gonna start hanging out with him more he i on december 23rd uh i woke up at 7 a.m from a super vivid dream and i about an edge was in it and i for some reason texted him and then went back to sleep i woke up i like didn't even remember texting him it was like the middle of the night i just woke up from a wait oh yeah i just woke up from a very vivid dream

where i was working at a marshall's and you drove a toyota prius right through the front door it was really vivid and then he said and what does that dream mean to you and then i sent it to chat gpt and i hear can i slack you yeah willie goes i just woke up from a really vivid dream where i was working at a marshall's and alex edge drove a toyota prius right through the front door and chat gbt says you're working at marshall's when alex edge crashes a prius through the front door obliterating all sense of normalcy and boundaries the dream takes one look wait the dream takes one look at that sequence of events and confidently concludes you're gay is that real no oh oh i really i was i was like i'm gonna send you a dream and i want you to

respond and just make say that it makes me gay and then i said that to edge and it worked it pranked edge i thought yeah but i thought it was fun that is very fun oh i'm getting a my sister texted me that she needed to use my credit card the devil what oh gay no the other one the other one uh she texted me that she needed to use my credit card because she couldn't find her wallet um and like that was i just texted her a picture of it to renew some subscript she wanted to get into my disney's plus i was on a plane i didn't want to do it so i texted her a picture my mx like just like figure it out whatever yeah so she had that and needed it and i just responded like yeah yeah like use it don't need to ask

whatever and then i realized that's like probably how every grandma falls for like a scam is them being like it's your grandson who's never asked you to use their case he's never asked me to use my credit card once being like can i use this for frontier airlines and being like yes of course you said it's from a new number right yes it was yeah it was text it was not i message it was text message whatsapp yeah when i was when i was home this break i was kind of curious like what do you guys say to your relatives about this podcast like how do you describe it i actually had this conversation yesterday my bless you this is on the phone with my grandparents and uh i think i said this at the beginning of the episode my grandma was like asking me like because i she

said what are you doing tomorrow i said we're recording and she was like when does that come out and i said if we record on mondays it comes out on wednesdays and we record on wednesdays it comes out on mondays and my grandfather was like oh we'll have to listen to it and i just said we get very silly on there i think we should just keep it to these calls yeah like i don't think that i just tell them they shouldn't listen to my up we have new upstairs neighbors that i met yesterday and she's like what do you do and i'm like oh like a podcast she's like i'll have to check it out and i was like i don't know about like this sweet girl that lives above us yeah like we're talking about like jerking off and pooping right i don't know sometimes both yeah giving

yourself a blumpkin yeah i was playing i played quiplash yesterday just me scott and dylan just on the cat we were just like we've been on the couch all day just doing nothing i was like All right, let's just play Quiplash. And I put cheating on my penis for one, and it was a home run. I won the game. It's, like, so embarrassing. No, I think we'll look back on these times and be like, that was fun that that's what. Yeah.

I think the moment you realize that that doesn't make you laugh anymore. Like, Willie moaned in a meeting that we were having earlier, and I almost, like, fell out of my chair. like i think i will be mad at myself when when the the hits don't work anymore i think you're right yeah i was gonna say also before i forget this i have a story to tell yeah if that's all right please i was thinking about this first of all i make this joke where the punchline is gay and i understand i'm not proud of that right so i wanted to share a story where i actually stood up for the gay community okay you're an ally recently uh on new year's day or whatever i went to a blackhawks game went out after having a good time i had bought lauren a t-shirt at the

blackhawks game and i accidentally left it at a bar that we were at after the game and i was back at my cousin's apartment in chicago and i was like shit i forgot like lauren had stayed with her friend then i had gone out with my cousin and my college friends and uh i was like oh shit i gotta go back so i went back to this the bars are open till like 5 a.m in chicago so it was like two two in the morning and i walk back to the bar go in i can't find the shirt i i think someone stole it which sucks or i mean i left it and then someone took it but like the yeah someone was like free shirt exactly i mean it was like had the tag on like it's kind of you know what i mean so it's like of course they're in a bad anyway i go to the bathroom and i'm looking around

in the bathroom just like checking i didn't leave the shirt anywhere a guy comes in like a drunk guy and he's just like spewing like homophobic garbage like oh my god it's like saying just you and him just me and him only people in the bathroom and the bathroom's like down this like stairwell it's kind of an isolated so it's like it was like weird i was like i just literally i was like grow up dude and i just walked out and on the way out i there's a bouncer like right at the top of the stairs to the bathroom yeah and i was like hey man there's only one guy in the men's room and he has been repeatedly trying to sell me ketamine i like that like don't don't leave it up to chance like if the bouncer is also homophobic like he'll get off scot-free be like there's a guy in there

keeps trying to sell me ketamine and i just walked walked back to her apartment no idea what happened but what's the it felt like the joker when the hospital blows up behind him like it's just i was just leaving the building in flames speaking of gay hockey have you guys been watching heat of rivalry no but it made an empty netters like the viral guys yeah what the hell lauren's friends like knew about that dude flan flan was listening to it yeah it's not maybe not watching the clips i will say so my roommate jacob came home and he said he was watching with his two gay buddies and he said a lot of nipple biting oh watching the show i thought i thought You meant The Power's Breakdown.

I thought you meant The FD Nerds. No, no, no. Sorry. They were watching the show. Have you seen The FD Nerds? They got like 50,000 YouTube subscribers. Yeah, they're like completely blown out of their fucking water. Yeah, they tripled their subscribers.

That is not going to be good for Dan's ego. Well, every comment I see is just like girls thirsting over Dan, Chris, and Sean. Yeah, they're like the hottest guys. It's insane. You guys should really watch it, though. It is really good storytelling. But I don't. that i just here's there's part of me that i've been sort of trying to suppress for a while now

and i'm worried about watching shows like that yeah well it's also like you ever watching a you ever watch like i watch a lot of tv with my hand in my pants and like every once in a while you like fluff yourself up a little bit on accident even if what you're watching isn't inherently sexual i don't want to deal with the confusion of giving myself a boner while i'm watching i just don't want if see my the two people i watch tv with are lauren and scott and i wouldn't want to get hard during that show with either of them because i think it would send the wrong message either way yeah wait with lauren she breaks up with you with scott he like jumps your bones yeah so i've heard it's i've heard it's um and i don't because i feel like there

are a lot of sexual shows and we don't hear about them but i think i've heard this one is is very very very very very sexual this one is graphic at a couple scenes i thought like there was going to the actual like b-hole like cock oh there is a b-hole though there's no b-hole but they got pretty close a couple times so like flan says it's she thinks it's based on alex ovechkin and sydney crosby what and i was like what are you talking about and she was like yeah apparently it's like based on them and i was like wait are you are you insinuating that they've like hooked up and she was like no it's based on them and i was like yeah that's what that she's saying they're trying to make it seem like it's for the two are they the two biggest stars in the nhl

yeah i think so but one's russian came up together oh it's so it's like if sydney crosby and ovechkin were fucking they came they came they came up together and then they came on each other i saw a tiktok that was like imagine if this happened in real life and somebody goes oh no it's happening right now look up curry and lebron do you think that happens in the nhl you think there you think there are two players that are like oh fuck well maybe i don't know if necessarily on rival teams but i'm sure there's gay dudes that bang in the nhl right like two nhl players you got like just statistically in the history of the nhl yeah yeah right probably i don't know i would say like probably not like two nhl but i bet like maybe an nhl has banged like a you know a rec league hockey

player but i i think like the odds of how would you because the risks to reward is so low how would they even tell the other one is low it sounds like it's really hot based on this oh you mean just telling them because like how would you tell because if that would be the the ultimate ammo for them to chirp you next time you play is if you like tried to hook up with them there is definitely you're right because i well i think part of the reason this show exists is like hockey in particular does kind of have more of like a like gay like gay it's like a punch i don't know oh i was gonna say they're like the gayest guy like to like most comfortable oh you think so the stories that my buddies would say of things that happen in the locker room it's like a

lot of a lot of touching a lot of they're very excited to be naked interesting but they wouldn't be like full gay no no it's like so gay that it's not yeah like they there was like gay but they're like suppressing it so they're like i heard there i not on not on not on the team that my friends were on but i've heard stories about guys having like sword fights whoa yeah really you know my i can't know if this is weird or not but when like i was a kid and like my dad brought me in to use the bathroom he'd always be like sword fight and we'd like cross streets that's a different type that's a completely normal type of okay that's normal everyone did that okay with your dad not with my dad but with like buddies i also i would imagine if my dad and i were paying

at the same time we would have jumped on the chance but it just never happened that made me feel better for a second i got scared i had sword fights with lots of people but now i can't because i've stayed the other kind of storage fight you were like physically like hitting their penises together how like yeah yeah a lot of yeah i guess chipping away like a woodpecker you know aaron hernandez used to apparently like jerk off in front of the patriots like in like meetings and stuff or like he'd be like in front of like a rookie it would be like a like a like hazing thing what you'd be like jerking it in front of them that's why i don't jerk off because i don't want to end up like aaron hernandez right when i was in high school we shared the

locker room with the wrestling team okay and my buddy would always ask every new wrestler that came into the locker room if they'd ever wrestled a guy with a boner and they pretty much all had stories where they did like wrestle a guy with what yeah and they just like had to like just be like act like it wasn't there i also think like yeah even if you're not gay i just think that much that much rubbing on him another man when you're in that skin tight like you i could see how you would get confused yeah also it's yeah maybe it's not even a maybe it's just there's so much blood pumping in your body maybe they're doing no nut november and any little thing have you seen can you pull up a pull up the picture of the guy i forget what the move's called look up like

wrestler spreading opponent's legs it is the most humiliating thing i've ever seen in my entire sucking on my titties that wait what is it go to images there's dude some of these like that third one or the first one the third one uh this one yeah like just imagine another man putting you in that position man this is like a newspaper dude imagine me on the newspaper oh speaking of the newspaper oh yeah we were in the wall street journal oh oh did you get up you get your hands on a print copy my dad has one i didn't i had it and then i lost it oh but you can order a back the backlog online oh nice so we can just order fresh copies cool let's frame one i know i like had to i was like accumulating them over the day and then i think i got too many that

it became like a nuisance to be holding with me and i think i left it in a target when i was buying champagne oh just every buying champagne it was on new year's eve oh i thought you were like spraying it like to celebrate no i did lauren and i did we got up in chicago we walked all around trying to find it it was like harder like finding a physical newspaper is harder than you would think yeah because i would have gone like grocery store to walgreens they didn't have we went to grocery didn't have it we ended up at uh or we went to a sorry deli osco that was the grocery store remember when we did this on the pod once we're talking about like our local groceries and it was like jewel oh yeah so we were laughing about that but anyway they didn't have it we

went to you went to tim's house he didn't have it the milk guy oh yeah yeah and then we found one at a cvs and then it was i'm in the line buying it and i'm like flipping through to find because our article starts on the front page but our pictures are on like page 11 or something it's like continued oh which is kind of a bummer i was hoping our pictures would be on the front page yeah uh i flipped and i found it i was like look and then like the lady behind us in line was like are you in the paper and i or she was in front of us i think she turned around she's like are you in the paper and i was like yeah she's like oh i heard you talking about it and then like the checkout lady i was like look at this she's like look at you mr celebrity and she was like oh my

god that's so cool and the guy behind us the whole time was like why you only got two checkout lanes open like i'm trying to get out of here and they're like you can use the self-checkout service i don't trust that shit and you guys both telling you guys both telling telling stories in accents yeah but no but then wait but that's how that's like happening in the line and then all this like oh my god no way happens then he goes hey congratulations man that's really cool but it was the whole line it was like a party and then we went out i was like let's get a fucking beer so we went and got a guinness that's awesome with all the people in line no but everyone's like we're coming to your house yeah we went to this cool like christmasy bar and we're

coming in and i'm holding the wall street journal and like i think the bouncer said something about it or i don't know i was telling everyone i was like this is like fun like people like to be happy for people right yeah it's such a funny old school way of like having i'm in the paper the paper so i showed the bouncer and he was like no way and like was taking care of us all day and like that's awesome it was just like a it was just like fun vibes to be like out and about and i don't know have the paper on you i was thinking about when you said you left it at target i was thinking about someone like picking it up off the floor and like looking at the picture and then like looking at you leaving and being like oh wait wait wait yeah and then they i like disappear

where you dropped your paper a bus drives by and i'm gone dude i was at the the portland whole foods yeah ph on uh christmas eve which is was a rookie move yeah swamps and i don't know if you've been to a whole foods recently but they now have these like things on the carts that if people try and steal them it will like lock the wheels yeah and mine is doing that like throughout the store so i'll be like at like full speed and then it'll like stop and i'd gotten all my things and i'm getting out and as i'm walking out this guy's like he's like dude russie like did you do grow up here and i was like yeah i went to cape elizabeth he's like oh i went to yarmouth and we're having this conversation as i'm like walking out to put my cart back in the thing

and it just locks like right on the end and so as we're kind of like wrapped like the conversation had ended him and his girlfriend are like walking back to their car and i'm just like trying to get it to go so he had to come back and like help me lift the cart like off its wheels so we could like put it back in the thing and he was like it kind of took like all the air out of the moment he's like all right okay have it have a good christmas like i'll see you around i was like yeah thanks for the thanks for the cart man that's funny okay south park we hit the zoo you didn't come again i know you were right there i don't go out or drink or anything really when i'm home for christmas we had a blast i was just i was just hockey maxi where i played the pond the

marsh behind our house was frozen like the whole week of christmas it was like were you guys wearing hockey pants my dad was wearing hockey pants because he doesn't want to like hurt himself which i think is smart oh they're actually for that protects you like the cushiony hockey pants i didn't realize they were cushioned i thought it was just like a like windbreaker material no no no but it was sick we played hockey every day it was so much fun are you ever worried about the ice breaking underneath no we have like an auger uh like it like i don't know i just learned that word too but that's how you like like drills down like you drill into the ice and you can see how thick it is oh so it was like it was like six inches so you can drive like trucks on the ice

probably like a lot you could skate on like yeah exactly it's huge you could skate on like two inches yeah and be fine yeah but i used to drive the truck onto the lake to plow out the thing and i remember being like that that feels crazy that i mean that was like so like he was positive it was like yeah yeah super thick but the other day it was like i feel like risking losing like our only car and like potentially your life like we could just shovel it yeah like i mean worst case if you're out there it's like you put a skate through and you book it back yeah you're not gonna like die like the whole ice isn't gonna collapse at once but i remember him rolling the windows down before he did it which is like smart because you're yeah but it's like if there's also

like admitting that like there's a chance we go through there uh we had my cousins devised this pretty sick zamboni mechanism nice where they got like a pump and uh they would drill a hole off the rank because once it snowed we had to like shovel out the rank yeah so they shoveled the rank and then they would drill a hole outside the rank had a hose and a pump that would pump water from it the whoa out there into this like pvc pipe mechanism with a bunch of little holes and then a towel drink dragging behind it that's unbelievable down i like a video of it actually it's kind of cool but well whatever but cousins are like yeah they are like super handy yeah so they had like a zamboni we would do in between games and stuff and i got a lot better that's

one of my new year's resolutions is to get good at ice skating because going home and doing this is it's literally that i think the most fun thing i've ever you were i texted willie we're at me and my friends are at a bar like 500 feet from where he was and i was like dude stop in like we're watching soccer and having a beer he's like i have to go home and ice skate i was like oh it was the only group of guys that were like oh yeah totally because there's like guy kids who grew up in maine being like oh yeah dude obviously go back and skate it was so much fun it's my it's like my new favorite thing back on the article is that kind of what you guys expected like when the article came out about how they like kind of portrayed i didn't know that well i was laughing

at like the person they quoted right after us was like if you go to disney world to get drunk you have a problem yeah yeah but i don't think that i don't think the author portrayed us poorly he went after yeah he went it was like and i agreed with danelle and like at the end of it i thought that i had a few people reach out that thought that were like fuck them i had a buddy that was like oh fuck them and then he followed up and was like oh actually i read the article and it wasn't bad yeah i think the headline initially made it sound it was like yeah it was like they were like people are getting trashed at disney world that's a problem and it had a picture of us but if you actually read the article i thought it was i was about to say i was like my critical critical

reading skills are not there because i was like this is awesome like this this seems like i thought like the one disney person was critical but also like an article that was just a hundred percent us talking about it being like this is fantastic without giving them well i think the interesting part is like that is interesting it's like yeah they clearly know people are doing what we do and they also know the families are going there and it's like yeah like it's a weird thing that they kind of turn a blind eye to something that i'm sure is a huge source of revenue for them like that bartender being like yeah we cut people off if they're drunk he's like you i have we've i've now done it four times and you've never even come close to yeah but i yeah i don't know i thought

it was fine i mean some of the quotes that they like we did like a 30 minute interview and then the quote being like yeah you get pretty fucked up yeah was cracking me up i was like but i can't like that's like what i was gonna say did you expect them to use the quotes that you had well we had been they they had sent us a yeah snippet of the part about us ahead of time so i was nice we were aware of exactly what was going to be published okay there's also a part of me that like it wouldn't have been bad if it was like them being super critical of us and like kind of hating on us that i think would have been funnier to have been in like a polarizing it was like a hit piece piece in the wall street journal like i think no but like the guy the

interviewer is like a super nice yeah oh really yeah he's a kid our age from yeah oh cool yeah went to south carolina i think oh nice yeah shout out connor cool very very nice guy i was at the killer bar of the year kby kby they had a uh they had a dreidel that you could spin and whatever it landed on that is what drink you got and i was like that's awesome and then i realized they just add it to your tab so it was like instead of ordering like a shot that you want you would just spin a dreidel and it would just be like a shot that the bartender likes making got it so i thought it was just like a free promo thing but it was just you like i and then we came back the next night i was like can i get that same shot that he made last night and they were like gotta

spin the dreidel so i guess like that's the that's the catch like you you get shots you get you get shots you couldn't get otherwise but it was awesome I ran oh my god you remember when we were like naming the randomest kids from our high school and I said Ben Lewaldi ran into Ben Lewaldi at the bar I haven't seen him haven't seen him since like middle school and he was with a group of like our friends from a different school and I saw them first I was like oh my god like good to see you and then I feel a tap my shoulder turn on Ben Lewaldi and he was like my friend texted me that because andrew had structured it so like the first time we said ben loaldi the whole section of the pod where it's like broken up into categories is just ben loaldi

and so he thought we did that his friend sent him a screenshot and he was like oh my god they talked about me for like 30 minutes and uh and then yeah we had a great night had a couple beers talked about talked about our our antics with senora chase it was a great night senora senora chasse perseguir she had a uh this is perseguir she had a bull named timoteo and uh and he would do the like like he would say things that she didn't want to say puppet yeah he would like say like slurs no it was like maybe like constructive criticism about like our so she'd be very nice and then he would give like feedback on that might be more critical yeah you ever see rest of development yeah of course you asked me this every day well you asked me if i ever played chess

before you know franklin he's like it ain't easy being white it ain't easy being brown wait now i don't remember that job has and then he like says like all sorts of fucked up racist ship because it's a black hand puppet i need to go back and re-watch that show yeah uh how was new year's with lauren new year's with lauren with lauren my first new year's kiss i've never had one either yeah it was fun it was great we were in chicago we were at a friend's apartment um it's just yeah kind of intimate it was super fun it was funny though like the kiss was intimate or the party was intimate the party was intimate the kiss was actually kind of not and well it was funny because they like we were like playing music on like spotify and then like switched

over to the ball drop and so there was like no like music yeah like kind of like cut the music out for like it was like the news yeah exactly and then it's just like i don't know it's like a funny like how long was the kiss like it was like very quick yeah i don't i've never had one i want one bad it was like you didn't just kiss like one of your boys for news no we're we were out watching the fireworks and harper's older brother gets this video of me every year where again not super proud of where my sense of humor is at right now but the last like three years when the fireworks go off he takes a video of me pretending to jack off and so i was kind of busy um i was kind of busy with that and then by the time by the time it was over uh yeah i'd kind of

i set the record for quickest espresso martini on shirt last year i think i made it like three drinks this year first drink i got we were like cheers tuxedo tuxedo spill it oh it's happened three years in a row but this was the earliest it was the first drink of the night cheers happy new year's went to take a sip dumped it all over my shirt yeah that'll happen yep oh he gets a video of you off wait what because you said jack off like he gets a video he gets a video of me yeah when when i do it when when i do it i just call it me and i just call off myself yeah and uh jack off himself or something i'd rather jack off myself than jack off himself

hey i'd rather jack off myself than jack off himself it's one or the other yeah if it was like a guy with a gun he's like either have to jack off yourself or off jack yourself wait i heard it i was trying to explain this to flan the other day and i didn't she didn't she didn't think it was funny but i think you guys will think it's funny i was listening to amy poehler's podcast good hang yeah actually a fellow bc comedy alum she talked about fleabag in this episode fucker uh and which i learned it's called my mother's fleabag it is that's pretty funny uh so it's the kristin wig episode and they like bring on people to talk about the guest before the guest gets there so like bill hater was talking

about him about her and they're talking about this sketch that she wrote where his first line he's a tv he's a talk show host yeah or he's a game show host and his first line is like they're coming back from the break and he goes all right right before the break uh the correct answer was beef you said nine that's awesome and it was cracking me up and then i tried to tell flan about it and she was like i don't get it and i was just like well he's like meat isn't how would you have gotten that far away i just thought it was killing me the correct answer was beef you said nine oh andrew how was your new year's it was great um i spent it with my girlfriend's family nice we watched new year's eve that movie have you seen that one with like jack efron it's

like 10 different storylines oh anyway that oh it's like it's like love actually for new for but for new but for news so then that inspired us to watch love actually but her mom made us skip all the sex scenes are they like a very conservative household i don't think so i just think she didn't want to watch a sex scene with it's really awkward she wasn't related to are the sex scenes like related to sexy or is it like like or is it is it graphic or you've never seen love actually i have i can't picture the sex scenes they're like i think i skip them they're like stand-ins they're filming like stand-ins for like nude scenes in a movie and so it's a lot of like dry humping oh oh yes yeah yeah yeah yep yeah and she made you skip that she made us how did you feel

about that well i was bummed because that was the only reason i put on the right so so did you guys spend it at her house we did and then we watched all of stranger things did you guys have a new year after midnight damn yeah crazy did you guys have a new year's kiss uh we don't really kiss that's good we don't really touch or any of that it's like family food good answer good answer good answer yes yes yeah we don't really do any of that intimacy stuff i we can't keep this in that i was just remembering that when we were talking about that time i missed the ball drop because i was 69ing i remember that can you can you keep that in but just bleep bleep wait you've already told the story i know but oh you've told that story like three times really yeah that was

so funny so the kid that that the kid that's house that happened that was one of the kids i was getting beers with when we invited you yeah and he hadn't heard that story like he knew did he hear it on the podcast no he heard it i think another kid that came and joined us we were talking we were like swapping old war stories and someone brought that up he knew that obviously i was gone and that i was like upstairs but he didn't know like what was he assumed it was like normal hooking up that's terrible and he was like what really he also he i don't know if i gave this detail he said i left uh like i left the party area at like 9 30 he was like it wasn't like i missed like the ball drop it was like you missed the whole night the whole night like came back

down to like one everyone's kind of like filing out 69ing not the whole time i'm i'm sure two and a half hours no i'm sure i remember it happening for 15 seconds so i think there was other yeah you got to see two balls drop bingo oh four if you count her come on if you count them two guys one two three i want to see if i have anything else i wanted to say oh do you think there's anyone like really obscure from your childhood that listens to this podcast and you don't know yeah i feel like i get texts sometimes of like yeah yeah like when a story comes up like if that person's in a story being like dude i forgot about that like have you been listening

this whole time i always wonder if like if like ex-girlfriends do because i feel like if my ex-girlfriend when i before i had a girlfriend if i had an ex-girlfriend who i was putting out like hours of them talking i would check in every once in a while to be like yeah i think i probably would curious what they're what they're up to or like if i got i would i would hope i would get mentioned or something oh no yawning i saw a comment about someone that we like people hate everything we do yeah we can't eat can't yawn can't burp the can't eating i get the can't eating fart can't scream into the mic at the top of my lungs i will say i did think like some i was reading like the comments on some of the last few episodes i was like i do think we the last part of

the year was hard because we recorded like so many episodes in a row that i think we were sort of like hitting a wall we just there it was like two weeks where we did it five days we had to record every day for two weeks pretty much so i'm excited for the new year to bring some new life i think we should figure out new fun like things to do and i agree and like we're yeah we're people um not liking the episodes not like bad i just thought there was like some i don't know yeah i just felt like maybe it grew a little stale well there's only there's only so many things we can that that happen i know i think that's just like i don't know we just need to try to avoid situations like that i think where we're like recording so much in a row because we want

it to be good tell tell them where we're going next week or two weeks from now so we're gonna have to uh pre-record some but okay uh we are going to japan japan the real one not epcot what in two weeks we're gonna be drinking around disney sea in tokyo it's like 12 ports and universal in osaka and then we're gonna take you're going on the cruise ship no no disney sea is like uh it's like epcot but it's only ports so there's like seattle other ones in japan yeah it's like their version of epcot but it's all like port like whoa mediterranean you like wore a pikachu costume and you were like really mean to the locals i was thinking we went to like that forest that like ruined logan paul's every drink at the

suicide forest that is still insane do you think he did that on purpose to be like i know this is i know this is going to be the biggest thing no i think he's stupid i have an mi the asshole people have been asking i would love that hey playdate podcast um am i the asshole for not buying my girlfriend's roommate flowers uh so i've been in a long distance relationship for a couple of years now and recently is this playmates submitted yes nice uh recently uh her roommate got uh got into a breakup and has been kind of bummy for the last couple months my girlfriend recently said to me that when i send her flowers which i do at least once a month because we're long distance i should also send some flowers to her as well i said that that is ridiculous and she's

not my girlfriend should i be sending my girlfriend's roommate flowers no that's really weak i think she recently got a breakup is that part of it she recently had a breakup she got a breakup if she got a breakup oh it's like the opposite of a glow up i i when when lauren's roommate went through a breakup i got her like a like just like got her like some cookies from the store that day like one time that's like uh right hope you hope hope he comes back no like hope hope everything's okay yeah but i don't think you have to get but this person doesn't really interact with their girlfriends that's true that's also like a friend yeah and also like if you're sending it i think i actually think if he did send her

flowers without them having this conversation the girlfriend would be like what yeah you're sending my roommate flowers though if i flan doesn't have a roommate anymore but if she when she did if i had gotten ellery flowers just ever that would be i think everyone involved would be like that's so weird i could buy your friend flowers actually did i get her would it be weirder if you like were friends with them or not no if you are friends i think it could be like a nice like nice gesture sorry for the like i think there's like a one time like you're going through this right if you're sending her flowers regularly you shouldn't be expected to every time he's also saying that that yeah exactly that she's saying going forward whenever you send me flowers yeah

it's not like hey maybe could you send her something she's going through a hard time and she's a friend or something you should call 1-800-Flowers and and maybe have them package up like the stems send her some stems send her seeds that she can grow her own flowers and just like herself she will they will glow they will blossom into a beautiful woman turn turn they would blossom into a beautiful jokes on you they're turnip seeds hope you like turnips it just reminds me of those like tiktoks or like when your best friend and boyfriend are like best friends and it's like oh this is way too much i always thought that that and the little sister oh is so weird have you ever seen seen someone who is i'm not gonna

a name actually you guys don't even know them there was there were there were kids when we were growing up that the little sister and the boyfriend were oddly close and i get we all go to the same school and stuff but i feel like that is that's very weird that's in the same realm as what we were talking about with like the the moms being in love with their sons yeah well i was gonna say yeah i think we talked about that but like siblings that are like are you guys like fucking yeah the the yeah someone someone had a funny one that was like thank going home for thanksgiving is the super bowl for siblings who want to fuck each other because they like they'll do like photos dude you have gotten off scott free somehow they there are people out there that

post like hasn't charged me yet they like post their have you seen those tiktoks where it's like uh when you're when all your friends are in love with your little brother and then it's like a thirst trap of their little brother no it's very strange or when like like sisters will try to like like get people to like um want to date their brother you know they'll be like dating application for my brother that's very yeah and it'll be like pictures of him shirtless and be like oh my god he's so smart he's so charming and you're like this is your brother i would yeah i don't want anyone to date anyone i know ever ever i don't know what reminded me of this but i when we were home i was talking with casey my sister's boyfriend about this he i might have already

told this he got like sniped walking down the street in new york your sister's boyfriend is also named casey no his name is john oh sorry i missed i was talking to i was talking to casey my sister about my sister's boy he got sniped like walking down the street in uh in new york and this tiktok went viral it's him like rushing home with a pound of ground beef and this girl posted it on tiktok and it was like must be ground beef o'clock because he's like just look up look up ground beef o'clock and then go to videos and my sister commented on it was like this it's him from behind and she recognized him oh fuck i just reposted it god damn it i always keep accidentally reposting shit i'll go in my i went in my repost the other day i was like oh my god

because it's right next to the like button uh wait watch this so he was just hustling home trying to fucking eat some ground beef and he got sniped all the girls are commenting about it well he's not even running yeah he's just kind of like he's walking with a purpose yeah for sure he's power yeah it feels like kind of a normal way to be i don't know there's a hundred thousand likes holy shit he's got a head full of steam but she like he has his he i don't know if he has diabetes he has some he's allergic to something so he's an epi pen in his back pocket and that's the only reason my sister was like that has to be him but he's just raw no bag just wait what are all the comments saying this feels too normal to me look at that power walk you know

this ain't his first rodeo an excel spreadsheet hate to see him come in or what or no bag or nothing he cooking the whole three pounds no bag is such a power move my sister commented on it and was like that's my boyfriend brown beef o'clock trend is insanely funny well there was a video of two guys so before they must be 20 minutes away that's funny there's a there was a video of two guys that didn't know like two apartments above and below each other cooking at the same time got it and someone posted like it must be ground beef o'clock got it does he remember when he was like walking with the ground beef yeah he was like i just was coming home from like i think he had a similar reaction to will of like i don't get it but i was just like coming home from the

grocery store i think it was maybe it's like what he's wearing and the fact that all he has is one thing yeah and then he only has that and he's like kind of hustling palming it yeah and he's like overtaking these people on the street i see it i see the beat ground beat o'clock for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow where does andrew go and they sing he's a jolly good fellow he goes right up to the front of the stage andrew goes andrew goes to what have you not seen those those things where it's like i went to stupid town and they sang he's a jolly good fellow about you oh no i had a teacher in high school mrs folger who would make you uh like skip around the

classroom while everybody's saying oh he's a jolly good fellow on your birthday oh my god and i was just like i don't have a birthday it sounds like a nightmare real coffee not that i was like i think i'm i think oh my god that one for you want to do mailbag yeah mailbag three at a time do you feel weird like getting back into like the swing of things a little bit yeah this morning i was like i could not believe that i had somewhere to be yeah i know i had i didn't have anywhere to be for is he just one i think that this is all open the envelope invite um this is from the tremblays in san antonio yeah two weeks of just not having anywhere to be well and andrew merry christmas and happy new year

from big fans of the playdate pod do you have any money no why not wait is there a christmas card no they got married oh it's their christmas card yeah let me see wow they're very handsome i thought it was a wedding invite pretty respectively they got married on 11 08 good for them election wedding congratulations to the tremblies or the tremblers you're married you're married let's redraft it up let's draft it up yeah oh these are ski trails that don't exist tooth funeral nice uh no grooming love it forced labor it's just lodge with an arrow and then it goes off a cliff ass cracker rise over run because it's the it's the equation for slope yeah yeah oh so you went more with like wordplay on this kind of i just thought of like you know like there's like i know

i was gonna do that way and then meat fuck yeah i have a couple i had a couple like mustard lips no survivors it's pretty mild ice sucker troll toll tingly asshole should we do jimmy buffett songs that don't exist yeah okay these are more jimmy buffett songs that don't exist i'm very excited about this bro hit the vape before this one she got serious all right margarita state it is uh it takes the concept of margaritaville but it's uh but this time the rules are strictly enforced and it's under like a totalitarian regime so it's like a margarita state and there are police everywhere that are making sure you're living the parrot head lifestyle that's awesome uh sun said buy me around i woke up in the morning and the sun said buy me around

i love that about drinking right from the get-go uh shell corporation it's about uh it's about selling seashells to tourists so that you can go buy drinks that's very good uh coconut is calling will you pick up will you pick up uh seashore thing say sure thing it's about encouraging beachgoers to report nautical crimes love that i've got tie my tie and i'll try my ties it's about a guy who's getting ready for work but he wants a like a nice fruity cocktail so he's like if you tie my tie i'll try my ties i like that and it's spelled tie ma it's tie and then the drink and then i'll try my tie yeah it's like that did you get the wordplay of seashore things say sure things see something say something

but like seashore i feel like i kind of got like yeah okay if you could spend sand dollars and it's talking about how if if sand dollars were the currency he'd be the richest man in the keys i like that palm tree baseball the batter is holding a palm tree and a home run is the ocean i kind of want to can i do my last one and then can we try and do like cgi fridays with with palm tree baseball okay uh missing my missus and it's about he's out on tour and he's just missing his old lady and you pull up beach terms okay baseball palm tree baseball for the beach uh palm tree baseball swinging the fans are doing the wave palm tree baseball fans

uh wait if you if uh four balls and you get boardwalked yeah we go yeah um um wait a strike cal rip current that's pretty good you're good at you're somehow good at them now and i'm not i'm not the i know i know you're better than me at wordplay now you're the new wordplay guy um um um paul sailboat instead of paul skeens um deeper dive deeper dive or yeah or yeah beach okay bathe ruth nice uh yeah sandy alcantara you get crab walked sandy sandy alcantara is still a guy wait did you can i do my this guy rocks because this actually kind of this kind of goes in with this theme yeah because they're so you'll get what i'm talking about in a second where do they

go this guy's doing an impression of matt damon as odysseus in nolan's the odyssey that's about what do you want to know that i that i that i didn't win the war that i never made it back to ithaca what do you want to know what do i have a fucking sign on my back that says that says i didn't make it back to ithaca gave away two tickets to see the boston gladiators play at fenway coliseum you like olives i got a i i got a prophecy how do you like them olive branches uh you don't want to hear that shit someone said the hell the helen of troy line still works oh what he goes i don't care if helen i don't care if fucking helen a troy walks in here that's

game six yeah yeah oh what do i got a sign on my back that says i didn't make it back to ithaca all right should we i'm very excited to uh i'm very excited to have a really good year do you guys have a oh let's do predictions play date predictions we already do that yeah or no i don't think so oh nice i think we're who do we who are we gonna have on i think jerry jones is gonna die i think i'm manifesting no i'm not i'm not manifesting i don't want anyone to die i just think he's gonna i think the risler is going to be in a movie i think tom brady is going to have a child with alex earl did you see when he was talking to her his flash was on in his back pocket yeah unc unc status there was a guy on

the airport shuttle when i was in atlanta i was going from terminal a terminal e there was a guy sitting next to me with the plane train yeah what it has like another good line or no in orlando he He goes, hi, I'm Mayor Buddy Dyer. Orlando has so much to offer. And if you're staying here, welcome back home. I don't know. All right. We love you guys.

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